Season 1

E1 - The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting

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[00:09] Kirishima
    They've got some nerve,
    trying to start shit on our turf.
[00:16] Sugihara
    Kirishima-san, don't go too far overboard.
[00:22] Kirishima
    Lighten up, will ya?
[00:34] Kirishima
    Now, then...
[00:36] Kirishima
    Time to start another fun day of work.
[00:40] Sign
    Opening Soon
SIGN    Yae-chan goes to the Sakuragi Household
[00:47] Kanami
    Yae-chan, you're finally going to
    be able to live with your dad.
[00:52] Yaeka
    Yeah.
[00:53] Sign
    Sakuragi Yaeka
[00:53] Sign
    Crayons
[00:55] Kanami
    Your dad's been looking
    forward to living with you,
[00:59] Kanami
    so I'm sure he'll be very happy.
[01:05] Yaeka
    I'm looking forward to it, too.
[01:16] Kirishima
    Guess I can punch out for the day.
[01:26] Thug 1
    Die, Kirishima!
[01:30] Kirishima
    Oh?
[01:41] Kirishima
    Jeez...
[01:44] Kirishima
    Today was gonna be the day... I finally...
[01:50] Kirishima
    settled things peacefully... by talking!
SIGN    Sakuragi Family First Lieutenant
    Kirishima Toru (28 years old)
SIGN    Also known as
SIGN    "The Demon of Sakuragi"
SIGN    The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
SIGN    Episode 1: The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
[03:44] Sugihara
    You went too far this time, Kirishima-san.
[03:47] Sugihara
    You were like, "I'm gonna settle
     things peacefully today."
[03:50] Sugihara
    So what the heck happened to that?
SIGN    Sakuragi Family Second Lieutenant
     Sugihara Kei (23 years old)
[03:53] Kirishima
    Huh?
[03:57] Kirishima
    Well, they didn't wanna talk.
    What did you expect me to do?
[04:00] Kirishima
    We did what we were
    supposed to, so who cares?
[04:04] Sugihara
    Keep saying that and the boss is
    gonna get pretty pissed at you.
[04:16] Kirishima
    Whatever.
[04:18] Kirishima
    Dumbass.
[04:27] Sakuragi
    Hey, Kirishima.
SIGN    Head of the Sakuragi Family
    Sakuragi Kazuhiko (45 years old)
[04:32] Sakuragi
    You prepared to lose a finger or two?
[04:35] Kirishima
    Ah, you seem mad.
[04:38] Kirishima
    So what did you want to
    talk to me about, boss?
[04:40] Sakuragi
    Well, you always do excellent work.
[04:45] Sakurai
    It's even better that you
    never seem to feel remorse.
[04:48] Kirishima
    Aw, thank you, boss.
[04:51] Sakuragi
    That was sarcasm, you moron.
[04:53] Kirishima
    Huh?
[04:56] Sakuragi
    That said, your skills are the real deal.
[04:59] Sakuragi
    The fact that our family stays
    in order is proof of that.
[05:03] Sakuragi
    I'm giving you a job.
[05:05] Kirishima
    Does he want me to beat up some gorilla?
[05:08] Sakuragi
    Come in.
[05:13] Sakuragi
    This is my daughter, Yaeka.
SIGN    Sakuragi Yaeka (7 years old)
[05:17] Kirishima
    Uh... Yaeka-chan?
[05:22] Kirishima
    Oh! Hiya, little lady! You sure have grown!
[05:26] Kirishima
    You're adorable. Nothing like the boss.
[05:28] Sakuragi
    You sure love chasing the grim reaper.
[05:31] Kirishima
    So what's this job about?
[05:32] Sakuragi
    I'm about to tell you.
[05:34] Kirishima
    Ah.
[05:42] Sakuragi
    You're gonna be takin' care of Yaeka.
[05:46] Kirishima
    Huh? Taking care of her?
[05:49] Kirishima
    You want me to...
    take care of the little lady?
[05:52] Sakuragi
    You're too much of a free spirit,
    meaning you lack a sense of responsibility.
[05:56] Sakuragi
    From now on, you'll have to
    think about Yaeka at all times
[05:59] Sakuragi
    and take responsibility
    for all of your actions.
[06:02] Sakuragi
    If you decline, I'll kill you.
[06:04] Kirishima
    Wow, not even the slightest
    hesitation in that threat.
[06:10] Kirishima
    But seriously...
[06:12] Kirishima
    I'm the one who's gonna be looking
    after this tiny little girl, huh?
[06:23] Kirishima
    I'm honored to be by your side, little lady.
[06:29] Kirishima
    Yeah, this is gonna be a tough job, for sure.
[06:35] Sakuragi
    If you don't take this
    seriously, I'll kill you.
[06:37] Kirishima
    Maybe don't threaten
    to kill people so quickly?
[06:40] Sugihara
    He's going to be looking
    after the boss's daughter?
[06:43] Sugihara
    Seriously? Our Kirishima-san?
[06:48] Sugihara
    Wait. How old is the boss's
    daughter, anywa—
[06:51] Sugihara
    What?! She's literally a little girl!
[06:54] Sugihara
    There's no way this will work!
[06:55] Sugihara
    I mean... Just look at him.
[06:59] Sugihara
    This is clearly a deal with the devil...
[07:06] Kirishima
    Hey. Having fun out here, Sugihara?
SIGN    And then he groveled over and over.
[07:13] Sugihara
    I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
[07:25] Kirishima
    Your hair's so silky, little lady.
[07:42] Kirishima
    No, seriously...
[07:45] Kirishima
    It would've stayed gorgeous
    if I hadn't touched it...
[07:54] Yaeka
    Never mind. I'll leave my hair down today.
[07:59] Kirishima
    I guess it's a lot harder than it looks.
[08:06] Kirishima
    Sugihara.
[08:08] Sugihara
    No, no, you've got the wrong idea!
[08:10] Sugihara
    "I can't believe the Kirishima is having
    such a hard time with a little girl,"
[08:14] Sugihara
    is totally not what I'm thinking right now!
[08:16] Sugihara
    Huh?
[08:18] Kirishima
    Hey, you've got long hair.
[08:23] Kirishima
    Come with me a sec.
[08:25] Sugihara
    Stop! Don't pull it!
[08:27] Sugihara
    It'll rip out! I'll be bald!
[08:30] Sugihara
    So...
SIGN    Pigtails
[08:33] Sugihara
    What do you think?!
[08:34] Kirishima
    Well... it's harder to look at you
     than I thought it would be.
[08:39] Sugihara
    That's not what I'm asking here!
[08:41] Sugihara
    If you're not taking this
    seriously, I'm gonna go!
[08:51] Sugihara
    B-Boss! You've got the wrong idea!
[08:53] Sugihara
    Please don't look at me like I'm trash!
[08:58] Kirishima
    All right, shall we go?
[09:00] Sakuragi
    Don't you forget, Kirishima.
[09:03] Sakuragi
    If you act irresponsibly and
    something happens to Yaeka...
[09:06] Kirishima
    Don't fret so much.
    You're such a worrywart.
[09:10] Kirishima
    I'll get the job done.
[09:17] Kirishima
    Sure is a nice day today, little lady.
[09:23] Kirishima
    Of course this would happen.
[09:26] Kirishima
    Is school fun?
[09:29] Yaeka
    It's normal.
[09:31] Kirishima
    It's normal, huh?
[09:34] Kirishima
    Well, nothing beats that.
[09:43] Thug 1
    Check that out. Kirishima's
    got some brat with him.
[09:48] Thug 2
    If we can use the kid,
    we might be able to kill him.
[09:54] Kirishima
    God, they suck at following me.
[09:57] Kirishima
    Talk about annoying.
[10:00] Kirishima
    Should I take care of 'em?
[10:04] Kirishima
    But doing that in front of
    the little lady would be, uh...
[10:13] Kirishima
    Little lady. Hey, little lady.
[10:19] Kirishima
    Let's play red light, green light.
[10:21] Yaeka
    Huh?
[10:23] Kirishima
    A couple of my buddies
    are hiding back there.
[10:26] Kirishima
    They're too shy to come out on
    their own, so I'll bring them over.
[10:29] Kirishima
    We'll start when we get
    to that electrical pole.
[10:32] Kirishima
    I'll need you to start.
[10:36] Yaeka
    Mm.
[10:43] Kirishima
    Yup, just a little bit more.
[10:46] Yaeka
    Red light...
[10:48] Thugs
    Kirishima?!
[10:53] Yaeka
    Green light!
[10:58] Kirishima
    Welp, looks like I win.
[11:08] Sfx
    Glare...
[11:09] Yaeka
    You liar.
[11:11] Kirishima
    Huh?
[11:13] Yaeka
    There's no one else here.
[11:16] Kirishima
    Aw, you've got it all wrong.
[11:19] Kirishima
    They were just too embarrassed,
    so they went home.
[11:22] Yaeka
    Liar.
SIGN    The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
[11:35] Kirishima
    Little lady, ready to go to school?
[11:40] Kirishima
    What's got you all freaked out?
[11:42] Kirishima
    Is there a bug—
[11:43] Yaeka
    No!
[11:45] Kirishima
    Huh?
[11:46] Yaeka
    You can't come in!
[11:49] Kirishima
    Little lady...
[11:53] Kirishima
    You forgot your school bag.
[11:57] Sfx
    Pout...
[11:59] Kirishima
    Don't worry about it, little lady.
    Everyone messes up once in a while.
[12:06] Kanami
    Morning, Yae-chan.
SIGN    Yaeka's Aunt
     Kurosaki Kanami (33 years old)
[12:08] Kanami
    Are you heading to school?
[12:11] Kirishima
    Kanami-san. What brings you here today?
[12:13] Kanami
    I brought Yae-chan a little gift.
    Eat it when you get home, okay?
[12:17] Yaeka
    Okay.
[12:18] Kirishima
    Is the shop closed today?
[12:19] Kanami
    We're opening at noon today.
[12:24] Kirishima
    Why don't we head to school?
[12:28] Kirishima
    What's wrong, little lady?
[12:31] Kirishima
    Kanami-san, I'll be right back.
[12:35] Kirishima
    Little lady!
[12:38] Kanami
    I wanted to see how your adventures
    in babysitting were going,
[12:41] Kanami
    but Yae-chan seemed down.
[12:44] Kanami
    Did something happen?
[12:46] Kirishima
    I don't think anything happened in particular.
[12:49] Sugihara
    Isn't the little lady usually like that?
[12:53] Kanami
    Of course not.
[12:55] Kanami
    She just doesn't usually
     show how she's feeling.
[12:58] Kirishima
    Well, I guess she did yell at me to
     not come into her room this morning.
[13:04] Kanami
    What? Yae-chan said that?
[13:07] Sugihara
    Were you spying on her while
    she was changing or something?
[13:10] Kirishima
    Whoops. My hand slipped.
[13:12] Sugihara
    That's hot!
[13:14] Kirishima
    By the way, Kanami-san, you brought
    the little lady a gift, didn't you?
[13:16] Sugihara
    Actually, it's not hot,
    but you shouldn't do that!
[13:19] Kanami
    Y-Yeah.
[13:22] Kanami
    This.
[13:23] Kirishima
    Ooh, those are some
    good-looking rolled omelets.
[13:28] Kanami
    Yae-chan loves them, so I thought
    they'd make her happy.
[13:32] Kanami
    I wonder what's going on with her.
[13:46] Sugihara
    Kirishima-san? Where are you going?
[13:59] Kanami
    What's that?
[14:00] Kirishima
    The little lady hid it this morning.
[14:02] Sign
    To our parents and guardians
SIGN    Fuyutsuki Elementary School
    Principal
[14:02] Sign
    Open House Announcement
[14:02] Sign
    I hope this letter finds you in good health. Thank you for all of the help
     and cooperation you've given Fuyutsuki Elementary School.
    We will be hosting an open house on the date and time listed below.
    We realize this may cause some inconvenience, but we do hope to see you at our school.
SIGN    ... starting at 1:40 PM
[14:04] Kirishima
    Well, this is, uh...
[14:05] Kanami
    That's this afternoon.
[14:08] Kirishima
    Considering she hid it, I don't
     think she just forgot about it.
[14:13] Kanami
    I'm pretty sure it's not that
    she doesn't want you to come.
[14:16] Kirishima
    What do you mean?
[14:17] Kanami
    She showed me one of these before,
    but I couldn't take the day off.
[14:24] Kanami
    She didn't complain,
    but I remember her looking really sad.
[14:30] Kirishima
    I see.
[14:31] Kirishima
    So the little lady was briefly happy this
    morning because she thought you were off.
[14:37] Kanami
    Oh, I'm so sorry, Yae-chan!
[14:40] Kanami
    Well, now we know why she's sad,
[14:44] Kanami
    but why was she so desperate
    to hide that from you?
[14:48] Kirishima
    Probably because to the little lady,
    I'm actually a stranger.
[14:53] Kirishima
    Open houses like this are
    for you or the boss to go to,
[14:57] Kirishima
    because you're her family.
[15:00] Kirishima
    But her family can't go.
[15:04] Kirishima
    Since she figured that out,
    she didn't say anything.
[15:07] Sign
    Is dying to go, but can't...
[15:08] Kirishima
    Though... I'm sure it would
    cause problems if he did go.
[15:12] Kanami
    Yeah...
[15:15] Kirishima
    Now, then... How am I gonna cheer
    the little lady up when she gets home?
[15:19] Kanami
    Toru-kun!
[15:25] Kirishima
    Uh...
[15:30] Teacher
    Today, for our drawing class,
    why don't we draw our favorite plants?
SIGN    "Favorite Plants"
[15:34] Kids
    Okay!
[15:35] Girl 1
    Is your mommy here?
[15:37] Girl 2
    She is!
[15:39] Teacher
    Make sure you still do your best in class,
    even with your moms and dads here.
[15:43] Kids
    Okay!
[15:46] Sakuragi
    Listen carefully, Yaeka.
[15:48] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    There's a good chance I won't be
    able to grant most of your wishes.
[15:54] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    But that doesn't mean you
    can't have those wishes.
[15:59] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    You don't have to hold yourself back.
[16:10] Teacher
    Parents and guardians, please
    feel free to come take a look.
[16:14] Girl 2
    Look, Mommy!
[16:16] Mother 1
    What did you draw?
[16:18] Boy 1
    Mama, look at this!
[16:21] Mother 2
    That's lovely.
[16:27] Child mob
    Mama!
[16:29] Child mob
    Mommy!
[16:37] Kirishima
    That's very good.
[16:42] Kirishima
    Is that a cherry tree?
[16:46] Yaeka
    Kiri...shima?
[16:53] Kirishima
    That's the flower on the boss's back.
[16:56] Kirishima
    It's one of my favorites, too.
[17:01] Kirishima
    Aw, she hid?
[17:03] Mother 1
    What a handsome father.
[17:05] Mother 2
    Aw, she's embarrassed. How cute.
[17:07] Kirishima
    Honestly, I'm the one who wants to hide.
[17:10] Kirishima
    I'm so friggin' embarrassed right now.
[17:12] Kirishima
    Little la—
[17:14] Kirishima
    Yaeka-chan?
[17:19] Yaeka
    You're so weird.
[17:22] Girl 1
    Is this your daddy, Yae-chan?
[17:25] Yaeka
    No.
[17:27] Yaeka
    My daddy's way more handsome.
[17:30] Mother 1
    Sounds complicated.
[17:31] Mother 2
    Is that her stepdad?
[17:32] Kirishima
    No, that's not... I mean, it's
    complicated, but that's not it...
[17:36] Kirishima
    Give me a break, little lady...
[17:47] Kirishima
    Little lady.
[17:49] Kirishima
    What's the matter? Why are you just
    standing in front of the boss's room?
[17:54] Kirishima
    Are you going to give him
    your drawing as a present?
[17:58] Yaeka
    Mm.
[18:01] Yaeka
    But I don't know what to do.
[18:05] Kirishima
    Huh?
[18:07] Yaeka
    I don't know if it'll make Daddy happy.
[18:14] Kirishima
    Down we go.
[18:17] Kirishima
    It's always pretty scary wondering if
    something you do will make someone happy.
[18:25] Kirishima
    I felt the same way at that open house.
[18:28] Yaeka
    Huh?
[18:29] Kirishima
    I was wondering if you'd
    be happy I showed up.
[18:33] Kirishima
    I didn't know what I'd do if it didn't go well.
[18:37] Kirishima
    I was nervous,
[18:39] Kirishima
    but now you're talking to me,
    so I'm glad I went.
[18:46] Kirishima
    So I'm sure the fact that you want
    to make the boss happy
[18:50] Kirishima
    will get through to him.
[18:52] Yaeka
    Kirishima...
[19:03] Yaeka
    I'm going to give this to Daddy.
[19:17] Yaeka
    I drew that in art class.
    You can have it, Daddy.
[19:23] Yaeka
    I like cherry blossoms
    because it's in our name, too,
[19:26] Yaeka
    so I drew this because
    I wanted you to see it.
[19:32] Sakuragi
    You did a great job.
[19:37] Sakuragi
    Thanks for this, Yaeka.
[19:42] Yaeka
    Yup.
[19:46] Kirishima
    Well, that wasn't like me at all.
[19:51] (Flashback) Kanami
    You should go to the open house, Toru-kun!
[19:54] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Huh?
[19:56] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Why would a stranger like me go?
[19:58] (Flashback) Kanami
    I know you just got put
    in charge of caring for her,
[20:01] (Flashback) Kanami
    so you might still feel like strangers...
[20:04] (Flashback) Kanami
    But just like you just found out
    what her favorite food is,
[20:07] (Flashback) Kanami
    you two can keep finding out things
     you don't know about each other.
[20:13] (Flashback) Kanami
    I firmly believe that family
    isn't always bound by blood.
[20:18] (Flashback) Kanami
    Which means that someday,
[20:20] (Flashback) Kanami
    you'll be able to be part
    of Yae-chan's family, too.
[20:27] Kirishima
    That's definitely gonna
    be easier said than done.
[20:31] Yaeka
    Are you still here?
[20:37] Kirishima
    What can I do for you?
[20:40] Yaeka
    Kirishima, I was happy that
     you came to my open house.
[20:45] Yaeka
    Thank you.
[20:49] Kirishima
    Sure. You're very welcome.
[21:23] Sign
    Sakuragi Miyuki-sama
[23:14] Mashiro
    The Demon of the Sakuragi Family.
[23:17] Mashiro
    The Yakuza Slayer.
[23:23] Mashiro
    I wonder what side of Kirishima-kun
    I'll be able to encounter next.
SIGN    Next Time: A Kind Person
SIGN    The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting

E2 - A Kind Person

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[00:00] Students
    Good morning!
[00:03] Girl 1
    Look! My mommy made this for me!
[00:06] Girl 2
    So cute! Aw, I'm jealous.
[00:08] Girl 3
    Maybe I'll ask my mommy to make me one, too.
[00:10] Girl 1
    You totally should!
[00:13] Girl 1
    Hey, see this part with the bunny?
    I made it with my mommy, too.
SIGN    The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
[01:53] Sign
    Sakuragi Family
SIGN    Episode 2: A Kind Person
[01:55] Sugihara
    K-Kirishima-san,
    do I really have to do this?
[02:01] Kirishima
    I hate being toyed with. Hurry it up.
[02:05] Kirishima
    You want this to be over
    with, too, don't you?
[02:08] Sugihara
    But—
[02:11] Sugihara
    It's... It's gonna shoot out
    on the next one for sure!
[02:16] Sugihara
    Hey, stop that! Don't point it at me!
[02:18] Sugihara
    That's not how this game works!
[02:20] Kirishima
    Whatever, just hurry up. C'mon.
[02:25] Takeuchi
    Pardon me!
[02:29] Kirishima
    What?
[02:35] Takeuchi
    The boss is looking for you.
[02:41] Sakuragi
    I'm thinking about
    visiting Miyuki next week,
[02:45] Sakuragi
    but there's something that's bothering me.
[02:49] Kirishima
    Bothering you?
[02:50] Sakuragi
    Sounds like there's some trash causing
    trouble around the hospital lately.
[02:55] Sakuragi
    My intel says they're claiming to
    be members of the Sakuragi Family
[02:57] Sakuragi
    and doing whatever the hell they want.
[03:00] Sugihara
    They've got some nerve
    doing that on our turf.
[03:04] Kirishima
    Sounds like something some
    stupid brat would think of doing.
[03:08] Sakuragi
    On top of all that, they're introducing
    themselves as Kirishima and Sugihara.
[03:13] Sugihara
    Huh?!
[03:14] Kirishima
    You can't be serious...
[03:16] Sakuragi
    I really hate having to deal
    with something so stupid,
[03:20] Sakuragi
    but I hate that they're dragging our
    name through the dirt even more.
[03:24] Sakuragi
    You get what I'm saying?
[03:27] Kirishima and Sugihara
    Of course.
[03:31] Sign
    Izakaya
[03:31] Ad guy
    Kirishima and Sugihara
    from the Sakuragi Family?
[03:35] Ad guy
    Oh, they're the worst.
[03:37] Ad guy
    They trash the place, eat and drink
     all they want, and leave without paying.
[03:41] Hostess
    Kirishima?
[03:42] Hostess
    Ugh, he's the worst.
[03:44] Hostess
    He totally grabbed my boob.
[03:47] Hostess
    And Sugihara touched my ass.
[03:53] Takeuchi
    Sugihara-san, the phonies
    are famous thugs around here.
[03:57] Takeuchi
    They have some kind of connection
    with another family.
[04:00] Sugihara
    Got it.
[04:00] Sign
    Udon & Soba
[04:03] Sugihara
    Kirishima-san.
[04:04] Sugihara
    Sounds like our phonies are amateurs
    hired by some other family.
[04:10] Kirishima
    A family that's got it out for me, huh?
[04:13] Kirishima
    Well, that brings up way
    too many possibilities.
[04:16] Kirishima
    Anyway, let's find these
    fakes and kill 'em.
[04:19] Sugihara
    It doesn't sound like a joke
    when you say it, Kirishima-san.
[04:23] Sign
    Mi-chan and Rabi-kun
[04:26] Kanami
    Oh? Are you by yourself, Yae-chan?
[04:28] Yaeka
    Mm.
[04:30] Kanami
    I see. I wanted to give this to Toru-kun.
[04:36] Sign
    Fireworks Festival
[04:36] Sign
    3,000 fireworks to be launched
[04:36] Sign
    Plus tons of exciting food stalls and games!
[04:46] Sugihara
    Wow, they've got all kinds of food stalls.
[04:48] Sugihara
    But should we really be here, instead
     of working on finding our phonies?
[04:55] Kirishima
    Yeah...
[04:58] Sugihara
    L-Little lady!
[05:07] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Ah, this is the annual fireworks festival.
[05:11] (Flashback) Yaeka
    Um...
[05:13] (Flashback) Yaeka
    Kirishima, are you busy that day?
[05:18] Kirishima
    She's trying to ask me to go.
[05:27] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Nope. Let's go together.
[05:30] BG mob
    Come one, come all!
[05:32] BG mob
    Come on by!
[05:32] Kirishima
    The little lady asked us to go with her.
    I'm sure the boss would okay it.
[05:36] Sugihara
    You just wanted to get out of work.
[05:39] Kirishima
    Is anything catching your eye, little lady?
[05:44] Yaeka
    That.
[05:45] Sign
    Target Shooting
[05:49] Sign
    Yakisoba
[05:49] Kirishima
    Ah, the rabbit plushie?
[05:52] Yaeka
    Mm. That's Rabi-kun.
[05:54] Kirishima
    You got it. Let's try
    to get Chibi-kun for you.
[05:59] Yaeka
    It's Rabi-kun.
[06:04] Kirishima
    If you miss, I'll use your head
    for target practice.
[06:07] Kirishima
    You got this, Sugihara.
[06:11] Sugihara
    None of that sounds like a joke!
[06:14] Sugihara
    That plushie is pretty big, though...
[06:18] Sugihara
    I can probably get it with three shots.
[06:26] Sugihara
    It didn't even flinch!
[06:28] Kirishima
    The hell are you doing?
    You that eager to die?
[06:31] Sugihara
    Of course not!
[06:33] Sugihara
    You do it, then, Kirishima-san!
[06:36] Target Shooting Stall Owner
    You fool. It's never going to fall.
[06:39] Target Shooting Stall Owner
    I made damn sure that plushie won't budge.
[06:42] Target Shooting Stall Owner
    Have fun fattening my wallet.
[06:44] Target Shooting Stall Owner
    Ow!
[06:45] Target Shooting Stall Owner
    Hey, wait! Ow! Stop that!
[06:48] Target Shooting Stall Owner
    Dude, hey! Quit it!
[06:51] Kirishima
    Oh, my bad. I can't seem to get my aim right.
[06:54] Target Shooting Stall Owner
    Listen, asshole!
[06:55] Target Shooting Stall Owner
    Keep messing around and you're
     gonna be in a world of hur—
[07:01] Target Shooting Stall Owner
    A tattoo of a black chain on your wrist...
[07:05] Target Shooting Stall Owner
    Wait, are you...
[07:08] Kirishima
    You bumped into that shelf over there,
    and all kinds of prizes fell down.
[07:13] Kirishima
    Does Lucky-kun there have roots
    growin' out of his ass or what?
[07:16] Target Shooting Stall Owner
    U-Um...
[07:19] Yaeka
    It's Rabi-kun!
[07:23] Kirishima
    Hey, bud.
[07:26] Kirishima
    You try to pull this crap on our turf...
[07:31] Kirishima
    and you're gonna be in a world of hurt.
[08:03] Sugihara
    That's awesome!
[08:05] Yaeka
    It's so pretty...
[08:14] Yaeka
    Do you think...
[08:16] Yaeka
    we can come next year, too?
[08:24] Kirishima and Sugihara
    Of course.
[08:36] Kirishima
    Let's come back together next year.
[08:52] Sugihara
    'Sup, Takeuchi?
[08:55] Sugihara
    Got it.
[08:57] Sugihara
    Kirishima-san.
[09:02] Kirishima
    We're home, little lady.
[09:06] Kirishima
    If you'll excuse me, I've got an errand to run.
[09:12] Kirishima
    Little lady, make sure you go to bed early.
[09:26] Fake Kirishima
    Hurry up and bring more booze, damn it!
[09:30] Hostess 3
    Please, you're disturbing our other guests!
[09:33] Fake Sugihara
    We're Kirishima and Sugihara
    from the Sakuragi Family!
[09:38] Fake Kirishima
    Looks like you don't know
    what'll happen if you defy us—
[09:42] Kirishima
    Hey.
[09:42] Fake Kirishima
    Ow, ow, ow!
[09:44] Kirishima
    You the famous Kirishima
    from the Sakuragi Family?
[09:46] Fake Kirishima
    Wha... Who the hell are you?
[09:56] Kirishima
    Funny, I happen to be Kirishima
    from the Sakuragi Family, too.
[10:01] Kirishima
    Why don't we have a quick
     little chat outside?
[10:03] Fake Kirishima
    S-Sure...
[10:04] Kirishima
    Oh, yeah. We shouldn't let this go to waste.
[10:07] Kirishima
    Make sure you drink it all
    to the very last drop.
[10:10] Kirishima
    Go on!
[10:12] Sugihara
    Y'know, you're lucky you chose me.
[10:25] Fake Kirishima
    Please stop... Spare me.
[10:27] Fake Kirishima
    Please forgive me!
[10:34] Fake Kirishima
    Y-You're a demon...
[10:36] Kirishima
    I wonder if the little lady
    is in bed right about now.
[10:40] Yaeka
    Kirishima?
[10:45] Sugihara
    Kirishima-san, you really
    shouldn't go overboard... huh?
[10:50] Sugihara
    Where'd the guy go?
[10:51] Kirishima
    He ran off crying.
[10:53] Sugihara
    Huh?!
[10:54] Sugihara
    You actually let him go? You?!
[10:58] Kirishima
    Please excuse us.
[11:01] Kirishima
    Boss, we took care of the job.
[11:04] Kirishima
    Huh?
[11:06] Kirishima
    Little lady!
[11:08] Sakuragi
    She was waiting for you to get back.
[11:11] Kirishima
    What?
[11:12] Sakuragi
    She wanted to welcome you home herself.
[11:17] Kirishima
    Ah, I see...
[11:21] Kirishima
    If I'm entering the little lady's life,
[11:24] Kirishima
    that means she's entering mine, too.
[11:30] Kirishima
    Little lady.
[11:33] Kirishima
    I'm back now.
[11:46] Kirishima
    When was the last time I pinky
    swore with someone, anyway?
[11:54] Kirishima
    It's sorta nice having something
    to look forward to.
SIGN    The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
[12:11] Girl 3
    Look! I had my mommy make me one, too!
[12:15] Girls
    That's so cute!
[12:16] Girls
    No fair...
[12:27] Kirishima
    Little lady, is something the matter?
[12:29] Yaeka
    Huh?
[12:30] Kirishima
    Something on your mind?
[12:37] Yaeka
    Do you like chocolate?
[12:39] Kirishima
    Chocolate?
[12:40] Yaeka
    You didn't eat all of the
    chocolate chip cookies,
[12:42] Yaeka
    so I thought maybe you
    didn't like chocolate.
[12:45] Yaeka
    But you're eating them now,
[12:47] Yaeka
    so maybe you just eat
    your favorite things last.
[12:52] Kirishima
    You're exactly right.
[12:55] Kirishima
    I wasn't even thinking about it.
[12:58] Yaeka
    Kirishima...
[13:00] Yaeka
    eats his favorite things last.
[13:05] Yaeka
    Hey.
[13:07] Yaeka
    What's your mom like?
[13:12] Kirishima
    Well... She was really kind.
[13:18] Kirishima
    Little lady?
[13:19] Yaeka
    Kirishima?
[13:21] Yaeka
    Are the cookies good?
[13:23] Kirishima
    Huh? Er, yes, they are.
[13:39] Sakuragi
    Yaeka seems worried about her mother?
[13:43] Kirishima
    She didn't come out and say it,
    but that's what it seemed like.
[13:47] Sugihara
    Has the little lady seen her
    mother in her current state?
[13:53] Sakuragi
    We occasionally visited her up until
    Yaeka was about three years old.
[13:57] Sign
    Sakuragi Miyuki-sama
[14:01] (Flashback) Yaeka
    Mama's still not awake...
[14:08] (Flashback) Yaeka
    She's always asleep...
[14:11] (Flashback) Yaeka
    Papa... What's wrong with Mama?
[14:15] Sakuragi
    Yaeka would cry every time
    she saw Miyuki lying still.
[14:20] Sakuragi
    That's why I stopped taking her on visits.
[14:25] Kirishima
    That's also around when you
     started having Kanami-san
[14:27] Kirishima
    take care of the little lady, too.
[14:29] Sakuragi
    Yeah.
[14:30] Kirishima
    You're gonna go see the missus
    the day after tomorrow, right?
[14:34] Kirishima
    Is the little lady going with you?
[14:38] Sakuragi
    Yaeka has grown up quite a bit.
[14:41] Sakuragi
    I'm told Miyuki's condition
    hasn't changed...
[14:44] Sakuragi
    But maybe she should at least see her.
[14:49] Sakuragi
    Yaeka.
[14:50] Kirishima
    Little lady.
[14:55] Yaeka
    No... I don't wanna go.
[14:59] Yaeka
    Because... Because...
[15:02] Yaeka
    That Mommy's always asleep...
[15:06] Yaeka
    and I don't know her at all!
[15:09] Kirishima
    Little lady.
[15:11] Sugihara
    Boss...
[15:12] Sakuragi
    Don't worry about me.
[15:16] Sakuragi
    I can't let Yaeka suffer over Miyuki.
[15:21] Sakuragi
    And yet, I...
[15:35] Kirishima
    Little lady...
[15:36] Yaeka
    I'm not going.
[15:37] Yaeka
    Daddy looks so lonely when he sees Mommy,
[15:42] Yaeka
    but Mommy still won't wake up.
[15:53] Kirishima
    Little lady, do you mind
    if I tell you a little story?
[15:58] Kirishima
    It's about your mother,
    who loves you very much.
[16:04] Yaeka
    Mommy...
[16:07] Yaeka
    hates me.
[16:13] Yaeka
    No matter how much I talk
    to her or hold her hand,
[16:16] Yaeka
    she doesn't answer me or hold my hand back.
[16:21] Yaeka
    So she can't be my real mommy...
[16:26] Kirishima
    Little lady.
[16:30] Kirishima
    Your dad's really strong and kind, isn't he?
[16:36] Kirishima
    Your mom's even stronger and kinder.
[16:41] Kirishima
    If a perfect couple like that was around,
    anything would be possible.
[16:47] Kirishima
    And that's why...
[16:49] Kirishima
    God cast a cruel spell on your mother.
[16:55] Kirishima
    This spell is very scary,
    painful, and lonely...
[17:01] Kirishima
    And the only way to make
    it better is to let God win.
[17:06] Kirishima
    But still, your mom refused to give up.
[17:09] Kirishima
    Do you know why that is?
[17:13] Kirishima
    It's because she loves you very much.
[17:18] Kirishima
    No matter how much she suffers...
    Even if she may never be able to wake up...
[17:24] Kirishima
    That doesn't matter to her.
[17:27] Kirishima
    All she wants...
[17:28] Kirishima
    is to smile and live with the daughter
    she loves so very much,
[17:31] Kirishima
    so she chose to defy God
    to make that wish come true.
[17:36] Kirishima
    Your mother continues to fight in her dreams.
[17:40] Kirishima
    So why don't we go
[17:42] Kirishima
    and support your mother together?
[17:47] Yaeka
    I can't... Kirishima...
[17:51] Yaeka
    Mommy's working so hard...
    and I said something so mean...
[17:59] Kirishima
    Don't you worry.
[18:01] Kirishima
    Your mom will forgive you
    because you came to see her,
[18:06] Kirishima
    and most importantly, she'll be happy.
[18:15] Yaeka
    Really?
[18:18] Kirishima
    Of course.
[18:21] Kirishima
    Let's go together.
[18:29] Yaeka
    Daddy, I'm sorry!
[18:32] Yaeka
    I... I wanna go see Mommy!
[18:36] Yaeka
    I wanna see her lots and lots!
[18:39] Yaeka
    I wanna apologize to Mommy...
[18:41] Yaeka
    I... I...
[18:49] Sakuragi
    Yaeka.
[18:56] Sakuragi
    You look just like your mother
    when you smile.
[19:00] Sakuragi
    Your existence is enough to
    make me and your mother happy.
[19:05] Sakuragi
    Make sure she gets a good
    look at your face, all right?
[19:10] Yaeka
    Okay.
[19:16] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Toru-kun.
[19:19] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Take care of Yaeka and Kazuhiko-san for me.
[19:22] (Flashback) Miyuki
    They both get lonely so easily.
[19:36] Kirishima
    Little lady...
[19:38] Kirishima
    Your mother truly is strong.
[19:43] Kirishima
    How long are you gonna keep bawling?
[19:47] Sugihara
    Gimme a break!
[19:50] Kirishima
    Well...
[19:52] Kirishima
    Goodnight, little lady.
[19:55] Yaeka
    How come you're so nice, Kirishima?
[19:59] Kirishima
    Huh?
[20:00] Yaeka
    And why are you so surprised now?
[20:03] Kirishima
    Oh, er... Well, no one's ever
     said I was nice, is all.
[20:06] Yaeka
    No way. I'm sure someone's
    told you that before.
[20:09] Kirishima
    Nope, never.
[20:12] Yaeka
    Then what do people say about you?
[20:14] Kirishima
    Huh?
[20:20] Kirishima
    Usually, they call me
    "demon"... stuff like that.
[20:24] Yaeka
    Demon?
[20:25] Kirishima
    It's what they call a bad guy who
    does stuff people hate for fun,
[20:28] Kirishima
    and causes lots of problems.
[20:30] Kirishima
    C'mon, just look at my evil face.
[20:33] Sfx
    Glare...
[20:34] Yaeka
    Why are you lying to me?
[20:37] Kirishima
    Huh?
[20:38] Yaeka
    You came to my open house,
[20:41] Yaeka
    and helped me give Daddy my drawing.
[20:45] Yaeka
    You took me to the fireworks
    festival, and just now...
[20:49] Yaeka
    Everything you've done has been super nice.
[20:55] Yaeka
    I want to be a kind person like you.
[21:02] Yaeka
    Just like you...
[21:08] Kirishima
    You can't be like me, little lady.
[21:10] Yaeka
    Wh... Why are you laughing?
[21:13] Kirishima
    Oh, I'm sorry.
[21:15] Kirishima
    But if you ended up like me,
    your dad would keel over.
[21:21] Kirishima
    Don't you worry.
[21:24] Kirishima
    You're gonna end up being way kinder
    and stronger than I ever could be.
[21:30] Yaeka
    Yeah!
[21:49] Kirishima
    The little lady sure was chatty today.
SIGN    To Mommy
[22:00] Kirishima
    This was all just supposed
    to be part of the job...
SIGN    The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
SIGN    Next Time: A Visit and a Reunion

E3 - A Visit and a Reunion

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[00:03] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Your mother continues to fight in her dreams.
[00:08] (Flashback) Kirishima
    So why don't we go
[00:10] (Flashback) Kirishima
    and support your mother together?
[00:15] (Flashback) Yaeka
    I can't... Kirishima...
[00:19] (Flashback) Yaeka
    Mommy's working so hard...
    and I said something so mean...
[00:26] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Don't you worry.
[00:29] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Your mom will forgive you
    because you came to see her,
[00:34] (Flashback) Kirishima
    and most importantly, she'll be happy.
[00:43] (Flashback) Yaeka
    Really?
[00:45] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Of course.
[00:48] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Let's go together.
SIGN    The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
SIGN    Episode 3: A Visit and a Reunion
[02:28] Kirishima
    Okay, I've got our gift ready.
[02:31] Kirishima
    All that's left is...
[02:34] Kirishima
    You got everything, little lady?
[02:37] Yaeka
    Yeah. I'm ready.
SIGN    Fuyutsuki General Hospital
[02:55] Kanami
    Onee-chan, Yae-chan's here with
    some other visitors to see you.
[03:07] Yaeka
    Mommy...
[03:13] Yaeka
    I'm sorry I didn't come visit sooner
    when you've been fighting so hard.
[03:20] Yaeka
    I'm sorry I said I didn't know you.
[03:24] Yaeka
    I want to know more about you,
[03:28] Yaeka
    so when you win against God,
    talk to me lots, okay?
[03:33] Yaeka
    I'll tell you lots of stuff
    you don't know, too, okay?
[03:40] Yaeka
    So please don't lose, Mommy.
[03:47] Kanami
    Nii-san, Yaeka's grown up so much...
[03:51] Sakuragi
    Yeah...
[03:52] Kirishima
    The guardians are gonna
    burst into tears at any second.
[03:56] Yaeka
    Kirishima, the gift.
[03:58] Kirishima
    Oh, right. Of course.
[04:01] Kirishima
    By the way, what did you draw?
[04:04] Yaeka
    I wanna make sure we can
     always cheer her on...
SIGN    To Mommy
[04:08] Yaeka
    so I drew a picture of all of us.
[04:13] Kirishima
    Now your mom won't be lonely.
[04:16] Yaeka
    Yeah.
[04:18] Sfx
    Grumble
[04:20] Kirishima
    Oh?
[04:23] Kanami
    I guess it is almost lunchtime, huh?
[04:25] Kanami
    Why don't you go buy something
    at the hospital store?
[04:28] Kirishima
    Let's do that.
[04:31] Kanami
    Looks like Yae-chan's really getting
    used to being around Toru-kun.
SIGN    To Mommy
[04:36] Sakuragi
    Yeah.
[04:38] Kanami
    She's so much more talkative,
    and her expression seems more relaxed.
[04:47] Miyuki
    You know, honey...
[04:50] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Yaeka really does look like you.
[04:53] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    Where'd that come from?
[04:54] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Well, just look.
[04:56] (Flashback) Miyuki
    She's clearly annoyed about something.
[04:56] Sign
    Glare...
[04:58] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Her dissatisfied expression
    looks just like yours.
[05:02] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    Her dissatisfied expression?
[05:05] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    It looks like mine?
[05:07] (Flashback) Miyuki
    See? It's that exact face!
    You have the same expression.
[05:13] (Flashback) Miyuki
    How our little one will grow...
[05:16] (Flashback) Miyuki
    What we're going to do together with her...
[05:21] Miyuki
    The future is filled with
    things to look forward to.
[05:25] Sakuragi
    Yaeka's seven now.
[05:28] Sakuragi
    It took us this long to show
    you how much she's grown.
[05:34] Sakuragi
    As pathetic as it is, the truth is that
[05:36] Sakuragi
    I haven't been able to be a
    proper father to her on my own.
[05:40] Sakuragi
    It took a lot of help from a lot
    of people for me to come this far.
[05:45] Sakuragi
    I had no idea that supporting
    my only daughter would be harder
[05:48] Sakuragi
    than bringing my yakuza family together.
[05:59] Sakuragi
    I'm sure you would've just
    been able to smile and laugh
[06:03] Sakuragi
    through everything I had a hard time with.
[06:09] Kanami
    I'm sure Onee-chan would
    be shocked to learn that
[06:12] Kanami
    Toru-kun's looking after Yae-chan.
[06:15] Kanami
    Oh, yeah.
[06:16] Kanami
    I saw a familiar face in
     the waiting room earlier.
SIGN    Store
[06:25] Koki
    No! Buy me this, too!
[06:25] Sfx left
    Flinch
[06:25] Sfx right
    Yikes...
[06:27] Aoi
    Shut up! Quit your yellin'!
    We're in the damn hospital!
[06:30] Koki
    You're so stingy, Dad.
[06:30] Sign
    Potato Chips
[06:30] Sign
    Lightly Salted
[06:31] Kirishima
    Whoever that is, he sure is loud.
[06:33] Aoi
    Huh? Did you forget our promise?!
[06:35] Kanami
    He looks different from when
    he was working in the family,
[06:38] Kanami
    but he seemed well.
[06:39] Kanami
    It was Aoi-kun.
[06:41] Aoi
    I told you, you're only getting one today!
[06:43] Koki
    What?!
[06:46] Kirishima
    Ah...
[06:48] Kirishima
    Aoi-san.
[06:50] Aoi
    Is that... Toru?
[06:53] Kirishima
    Heya.
SIGN    Waiting Room
[06:55] Aoi
    I ran into Kanami-chan,
[06:57] Aoi
    but I never expected to see you here.
[07:00] Kirishima
    What brings you to the hospital, Aoi-san?
[07:02] Aoi
    Getting my kids vaccinated.
[07:05] Aoi
    We're waiting on the younger one right now.
[07:07] Aoi
    But you've sure gotten big, little lady!
[07:10] Aoi
    She's adorable. Nothin' like the boss.
[07:14] Kirishima
    He said the exact same thing I did.
[07:16] Yaeka
    Who's that, Kirishima?
[07:19] Kirishima
    You probably don't remember him, huh?
[07:22] Kirishima
    This is Aoi Toichiro-san.
[07:24] Kirishima
    He used to be in our family.
    He supported your father.
[07:27] Aoi
    Now I'm just a plain ol' dad.
[07:31] Aoi
    By the way, I hear you're in charge
    of lookin' after the little lady.
[07:34] Kirishima
    Well... yeah.
[07:37] Aoi
    Huh? You, the little brat who
    couldn't even make tea right?
[07:42] Kirishima
    So obnoxious.
[07:50] Koki
    I'm Aoi Koki. I'm six.
[07:53] Yaeka
    I'm Sakuragi Yaeka. I'm seven.
[07:59] Kirishima
    I guess your son's a year
    younger than the little lady.
[08:02] Aoi
    There are no kids his age where we live,
    so hopefully they can get along.
[08:09] Koki
    I'll give you this if you go on
     a date with me sometime.
[08:12] Yaeka
    I don't want it.
[08:13] Aoi
    Hey! That's not what I meant by "get along"!
[08:17] Kirishima
    Just how are you raising that kid?
[08:20] Aoi
    Well, anyway...
[08:22] Aoi
    I'm honestly glad you grew enough
    to fill the hole that I left behind.
[08:28] Kirishima
    Thanks.
[08:30] Aoi
    How's the boss doin'?
[08:32] Kirishima
    He's still the doting father.
[08:35] Aoi
    He's been like that since the little
     lady was born, pretty much.
[08:40] Aoi
    I caused him all kinds of trouble,
[08:43] Aoi
    and I don't think I've managed
     to properly thank him yet.
[08:50] Koki
    Maybe I should've offered this one.
[08:52] Aoi
    Damn, dude. Quit tryin' to hit on her.
[08:56] Yaeka
    Kirishima.
[08:58] Kirishima
    Yes?
[08:59] Yaeka
    Did he fight with Daddy?
[09:02] Yaeka
    He used to be at my house,
    but he's not anymore, right?
[09:07] Kirishima
    They get along very well, actually.
[09:10] Kirishima
    It's just that Aoi-san...
[09:13] Kirishima
    ended up with something more important
    for him to protect than your father.
[09:19] Kirishima
    If he hadn't left your father's side,
[09:22] Kirishima
    he wouldn't have been
    able to keep them safe.
[09:27] Kirishima
    That's why Aoi-san left our family.
[09:31] Yaeka
    Can't he make up with Daddy?
[09:35] Kirishima
    Of course he can.
[09:38] Kirishima
    Your father's not actually mad at Aoi-san,
[09:42] Kirishima
    and Aoi-san also loves your father.
[09:47] Yaeka
    I see...
[09:48] Yaeka
    That's good.
[09:51] Sign
    Today
[09:51] Sign
    We finished the paperwork,
    but it'll still be a while...
[09:51] Sign
    Got it. I'll kill some time with Koki somewhere.
[09:51] Sign
    Thanks! I'll let you know when we're done.
[09:51] Sign
    Roger!
[09:51] Sign
    All finished!
[09:53] Aoi
    Let's go, Koki.
[09:57] Kirishima
    Take care.
[09:59] Aoi
    Do your best as her babysitter
    so the boss doesn't kill you.
[10:04] Kirishima
    You don't need to scare me like that.
[10:09] Aoi
    Take care, little lady.
[10:11] Yaeka
    Daddy's not mad,
[10:14] Yaeka
    so you two can be friends again.
[10:17] Kirishima
    Little lady...
[10:21] Koki
    Dad, are you crying?
[10:23] Aoi
    No, I'm not.
[10:25] Kirishima
    Ah, he probably cries a lot more nowadays.
[10:30] Aoi
    Thanks, little lady.
[10:33] Aoi
    Tell your dad I'll come by with a gift soon.
[10:38] Yaeka
    Okay.
[10:40] Aoi
    Since you cheered me up, I'll tell you
    something embarrassing about Toru.
[10:45] Kirishima
    You don't need to listen
    to that, little lady.
[10:45] Aoi
    You know, he actually...
[10:47] Sign
    Sakuragi Miyuki-sama
[10:48] Kirishima
    We're back.
[10:49] Kanami
    Oh, welcome back. You took a while.
[10:53] Kirishima
    We ran into Aoi-san at the hospital
    store, so we chatted a while.
[10:56] Kanami
    You saw him, too?
[10:58] Yaeka
    Daddy, that Aoi person...
[11:01] Yaeka
    said he'd come by soon with a gift.
[11:06] Sakuragi
    I see.
[11:07] Sakuragi
    You did a great job telling me. Thank you.
[11:10] Yaeka
    Yup.
[11:11] Sign
    Come tell me yourself, asshole
[11:13] Kirishima
    Ah... yup. It's pretty
    obvious what he's thinking.
[11:18] Kanami
    Did Aoi-kun say anything?
[11:21] Kirishima
    He seemed a little worried
    about leaving the family.
[11:24] Kirishima
    He always worried about
     others before himself.
[11:29] Kirishima
    Hasn't changed a bit, that one.
[11:32] Kanami
    You've probably been a little
    lonely since Aoi-kun left, huh?
[11:35] Kirishima
    What makes you say that?
[11:37] Kirishima
    I got promoted to first lieutenant,
    so I couldn't be happier.
[11:40] Kanami
    A-Ah...
[11:42] Kanami
    Well, regardless if that's
    actually how he feels or not...
[11:46] Sfx
    Menacing
[11:47] (Flashback) Aoi
    Hey, Toru. You out runnin' wild again?
[11:52] (Flashback) Kirishima
    But look. I got punched, too.
[11:55] (Flashback) Aoi
    And apparently, you sent
    them to the hospital!
[11:58] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Well, they said, "Go ahead and try it,"
    so I figured that was my cue.
[12:03] (Flashback) Aoi
    That family's a pain in the ass
    if ya start any trouble with 'em.
[12:06] (Flashback) Aoi
    C'mon! We're gonna go make this right!
[12:08] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Wha...
[12:12] (Flashback) Kanami
    Pretty sure I saw this exact thing last week.
[12:15] (Flashback) Miyuki
    He always comes back hurt.
[12:21] Kanami
    The one who followed Aoi-kun
    the closest was Toru-kun,
[12:26] Kanami
    and it's clear that Aoi-kun's way of living
[12:28] Kanami
    is reflected in Toru-kun right now, too.
[12:32] Sfx
    Giggle
[12:32] Kanami
    He probably followed his
    example without noticing.
[12:38] Sakuragi
    It's getting pretty late.
[12:40] Sakuragi
    Go ahead and head back with Yaeka.
[12:42] Kirishima
    Yes, sir.
[12:44] Kanami
    Be careful.
[12:49] Yaeka
    Mommy...
[12:51] Yaeka
    I'll be back again.
SIGN    To Mommy
[12:59] Kirishima
    Let's go, little lady.
[13:15] Mashiro
    Were you abandoned? You poor little thing.
[13:19] Mashiro
    No matter how small you are,
    you're still a living creature...
SIGN    The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
[13:50] Kirishima
    We sure bought a lot of donuts.
[13:53] Yaeka
    We can all eat them together.
[13:55] Kirishima
    We sure can.
[13:57] Kirishima
    Let's eat them with Sugihara
    and the others waiting back home.
[14:00] ---
    Mm.
[14:03] Yaeka
    A kitty?
[14:05] Yaeka
    I think I heard a kitty.
[14:07] Kirishima
    A kitty?
[14:15] Yaeka
    So cute...
[14:18] Yaeka
    I wonder if it's alone.
[14:21] Kirishima
    Little lady!
[14:24] Kirishima
    You all right, little lady?
[14:26] Yaeka
    Yup.
[14:28] Ayumu
    I...
[14:30] Kirishima
    I?
[14:31] Sfx
    Grumble
[14:33] Ayumu
    I'm so hungry.
[14:34] Kirishima
    Huh?
[14:37] Ayumu
    Thank you very much.
[14:39] Sfx
    Om nom Om nom
[14:39] Ayumu
    I'll never forget this as long as I live.
[14:44] Kirishima
    Are you sure it was okay to give her some?
[14:47] Yaeka
    Yeah. But Sugihara's donut is gone now.
[14:50] Kirishima
    Ah... well, don't worry about him.
[14:53] Sfx right
    Achoo!
[14:53] Sfx left
    Whoa!
[14:55] Ayumu
    Now I can survive a little longer.
[14:58] Ayumu
    I was about to be forced
    to eat this little one here.
[15:03] Kirishima
    What? Did you run away
    from home with your cat?
[15:07] Ayumu
    No. I'm the only one who ran away from home.
[15:11] Ayumu
    I'm studying for entrance exams,
[15:13] Ayumu
    but as you've probably
    guessed, I'm stupid.
[15:16] Ayumu
    My parents wouldn't stop nagging me,
[15:18] Ayumu
    and it was too tense at home, so I left...
[15:21] Ayumu
    And then I found this little one.
[15:23] Ayumu
    I ended up buying it some food
    after asking if it was alone, too...
[15:25] Sign
    Tuna & Bonito
[15:27] Ayumu
    Then I realized I couldn't buy any
     food for myself, and here we are.
[15:30] Ayumu
    I guess cat food's pretty expensive.
[15:33] Kirishima
    Just go home.
[15:35] Ayumu
    I considered that option,
[15:38] Ayumu
    but since I fed the kitty,
    I just couldn't abandon it.
[15:46] Yaeka
    Kirishima, can we take it home?
[15:49] Kirishima
    Huh? Taking care of a kitten
     is hard work, though.
[15:53] Yaeka
    I'll make sure I take care of it.
[15:56] Yaeka
    Then this girl can go home, too. Right?
[16:01] Ayumu
    What a sweet little child. Lemme hug you.
[16:05] Kirishima
    Don't.
[16:07] Kirishima
    Little lady, you don't need to take
    the cat home just so she can go home.
[16:13] Kirishima
    You really want to take the kitty home?
[16:19] Yaeka
    Yup.
[16:21] Yaeka
    Because... we've met now.
[16:25] Yaeka
    I don't want it to be alone anymore.
[16:30] Kirishima
    All right, then. I'll talk to the boss.
[16:35] Ayumu
    Little lady? Boss?
[16:38] Ayumu
    Wait, a yakuza and his daughter?
[16:42] Ayumu
    I'm sorry, you two.
[16:45] Ayumu
    This pairing is just too good.
[16:47] Ayumu
    Can I take a picture?
[16:49] Kirishima
    No.
[16:50] Ayumu
    Aw, man.
[16:53] Ayumu
    Well, little miss. My name is Hanada Ayumu.
[16:58] Ayumu
    Please take good care of the kitty, okay?
[17:01] Yaeka
    Mm.
[17:03] Ayumu
    Thanks for being its mommy.
[17:07] Yaeka
    Mommy...
[17:10] Sfx
    Grumble
[17:12] Ayumu
    Anyway, I'm hungry now,
    so I'm gonna go home.
[17:14] Kirishima
    You're still hungry after that?
[17:16] Ayumu
    We'll already be friends
    the next time we meet.
[17:18] Kirishima
    Hopefully, that'll never happen.
[17:20] Sugihara
    Whoa, a cat!
[17:24] Sugihara
    Wait, didn't you say you were
    gonna buy some donuts?
[17:27] Kirishima
    Well, your donut turned into the cat.
[17:29] Sugihara
    What's that even mean?!
[17:33] Yaeka
    I wonder what I should name you.
[17:37] Sugihara
    Fine. I'll let this slide
    because the kitten's cute.
[17:41] Sugihara
    But in return, I'm gonna eat
    that leftover ohagi.
[17:45] Sign
    Ohagi
SIGN    Ohagi
[17:55] Sign
    Name: Ohagi
[18:03] Yaeka
    Ohagi's food...
[18:19] Sakuragi
    The cat Yaeka brought home yesterday...
[18:30] Sakuragi
    Was that supposed to be a greeting?
[18:36] Yaeka
    Ohagi, I have your food—
[18:39] Yaeka
    Huh? You're gone.
[18:56] Takeuchi
    This is a lot.
[18:58] Takeuchi
    These are all the boss's
    personal belongings, right?
[19:00] Kanadaira/Kanehira(?)
    Yeah.
[19:02] Takeuchi
    Hup.
[19:03] Takeuchi
    Guess we can take care
    of 'em one by one...
[19:11] Kirishima
    Hey. The hell's going on out here?
[19:14] Takeuchi
    S-Sorry... The boss asked us
    to sort his antiques...
[19:19] Takeuchi
    But something black jumped out of a box.
[19:22] Sugihara
    Black?
[19:23] Takeuchi
    It's probably still somewhere in this room.
[19:26] Yaeka
    Kirishima.
[19:28] Kirishima
    What's the matter, little lady?
[19:30] Yaeka
    Ohagi wanted food...
[19:32] Kirishima
    Ohagi?
[19:38] Sign
    Memories resurfacing
[19:45] Yaeka
    I just heard Ohagi.
[19:48] Kirishima
    What's Ohagi doing here, though?
[19:50] Takeuchi
    Oh, the black thing must've
    been the little lady's cat.
[19:55] Sugihara
    I guess we're just gonna
    have to look in each one.
[19:59] Takeuchi
    Huh?!
[20:00] Sugihara
    Did you find it?
[20:01] Sign
    Broken
[20:01] Takeuchi
    You think I can pay this off
    if I s-sell some of my organs?
[20:05] Sugihara
    Calm down, Takeuchi!
[20:15] Yaeka
    I'm sorry I lost you.
[20:18] Yaeka
    But don't go wandering
    off alone again, okay?
[20:23] Sfx
    Gloooooooom
[20:35] Sakuragi
    Well, how do you two plan to pay for—
[20:38] Sfx
    Mrrrow
[20:44] Yaeka
    "I startled them."
[20:48] Yaeka
    "So please don't be mad at them."
[20:51] Takeuchi
    The little lady's interpreting?!
[21:04] Sakuragi
    There won't be a next time.
[21:05] Takeuchi
    We're sorry!
[21:35] Yaeka
    Good kitty.
[21:36] Sakuragi
    She really does look just like you.
[21:48] Mashiro
    You sure are doing something
    that doesn't suit you, Kirishima-kun.
[21:55] Mashiro
    That's not who you really are, is it,
[21:59] Mashiro
    Demon of the Sakuragi Family?
SIGN    The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
SIGN    Next Time: Why Don't We Start Streaming?
[23:37] Voice
    Goodbye, Cherry.

E4 - Why Don't We Start Streaming?

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[00:06] Sugihara
    You went too far this time, Kirishima-san.
[00:09] Kirishima
    Well, they didn't wanna talk.
    What did you expect me to do?
[00:13] Kirishima
    We did what we were
    supposed to, so who cares?
[00:16] Sugihara
    Keep saying that and the boss is
    gonna get pretty pissed at you.
[00:28] Kirishima
    Whatever.
[00:31] Kirishima
    Dumbass.
[00:36] Sakuragi
    Hey, Kirishima.
[00:38] Kirishima
    So what did you want to
    talk to me about, boss?
[00:41] Sakuragi
    Well, you always do excellent work.
[00:45] Sakuragi
    It's even better that you
    never seem to feel remorse.
[00:48] Kirishima
    Aw, thank you, boss.
[00:51] Sakuragi
    That was sarcasm, you moron.
[00:53] Kirishima
    Huh?
[00:56] Sakuragi
    That said, your skills are the real deal.
[00:59] Sakuragi
    The fact that our family stays
    in order is proof of that.
[01:03] Sakuragi
    I'm giving you a job.
[01:06] Kirishima
    Does he want me to beat up some gorilla?
[01:09] Sakuragi
    Come in.
[01:09] Sign
    We're glad you're all enjoying The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting.
    But for reasons, instead of our regularly scheduled story,
    we're going to bring you something even more ridiculous. Thanks.
[01:13] Kirishima
    Sugihara?
[01:16] Kirishima
    So what's this job about?
[01:19] Sakuragi
    You're going to start streaming with him.
[01:23] Kirishima
    Huh? Streaming?
SIGN    The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
SIGN    Episode 4: Why Don't We Start Streaming?
[02:57] Sakuragi
    Due to changes in societal conditions,
[03:01] Sakuragi
    our funds are heading into dire straits.
[03:04] Sakuragi
    In order to make sure our family
    can survive, we need to change that.
[03:05] Kirishima
    Hey, what's he talking about?
[03:07] Sugihara
    He called me here out of the blue,
    too, so I have no idea...
[03:10] Sakuragi
    And so!
[03:11] Sakuragi
    Apparently there's this thing called
    "streaming" that's extremely profitable.
[03:15] Sakuragi
    Kirishima, have you heard of this?
[03:18] Kirishima
    Uh... I can't say I have.
[03:19] Sakuragi
    What about you?
[03:20] Sugihara
    I mean, I dabble in it every once in a while.
[03:24] Kirishima
    He's pretty knowledgeable.
[03:26] Kirishima
    He usually has a shit-eating grin
    while he's staring at his phone.
[03:29] Sugihara
    You don't need to mention that...
[03:32] Sakuragi
    Anyway, I'm leaving this to you two.
[03:34] Sakuragi
    There's just one condition.
[03:38] Sakuragi
    I can't have any of the other
    families finding out about this.
[03:42] Sakuragi
    Improving our finances is important,
    but you need to protect our reputation.
[03:46] Sakuragi
    Got it?
[03:48] Kirishima and Sugihara
    Yes, sir!
[03:51] Yaeka
    Kirishima!
[03:53] Kirishima
    Oh, sorry, little lady.
[04:01] Kirishima
    All right, let's go.
[04:09] Yaeka
    Kirishima?
[04:13] Kirishima
    Yes, little lady?
[04:14] Yaeka
    This is good enough for today.
    I can go by myself from here.
[04:19] Kirishima
    What brought this on?
[04:23] Yaeka
    Did something bad happen, Kirishima?
[04:25] Kirishima
    I'm perfectly fine. Don't you worry.
[04:29] Kirishima
    Come on, let's go.
[04:32] Yaeka
    Mm...
[04:41] Kirishima
    Seriously? Streaming? What the hell
    are we even supposed to do?
[04:45] Sugihara
    It doesn't have to be anything big.
[04:48] Sugihara
    Videos explaining odd jobs
    can be pretty popular, too.
[04:52] Kirishima
    Is explaining our line of work to
    the public a good idea, though?
[04:56] Sugihara
    Yeah, there might be a few issues there...
[04:59] Kirishima
    Why don't we say we tried but failed,
    and just let the boss yell at you?
[05:05] Sugihara
    Why am I the only one getting yelled at?
[05:07] Sugihara
    You're in the same boat as me here!
[05:10] Kirishima
    Besides, is it even possible to do this
[05:12] Kirishima
    without the other families
     figuring out who we are?
[05:14] Sugihara
    There are plenty of videos
    where the people in them
[05:16] Sugihara
    either have a mosaic covering them,
    or just don't show their faces at all.
[05:19] Sugihara
    They can put on masks or helmets, too.
[05:23] Kirishima
    This doesn't make any sense.
[05:25] Sugihara
    People love anonymity nowadays.
[05:27] Kirishima
    Then you can go ahead and
    record videos with a mask on,
[05:29] Kirishima
    and put that out into the world.
[05:31] Kirishima
    I'mma sleep.
[05:32] Sugihara
    Uploading videos requires a lot more work,
    like setting up a camera and editing!
[05:36] Sugihara
    It's really involved!
[05:37] Sugihara
    You can just go about your business
    without a care in the world.
[05:41] Sugihara
    I'll just record that.
[05:42] Kirishima
    Yeah, sure.
[05:44] Sugihara
    But you need to wear this as a disguise.
[05:50] Sign
    Yakuza
[05:50] Sign
    The Unprecedented Debut
[05:50] Sign
    Morning Routine Before a Raid
[05:50] Sign
    Already uploaded
[05:52] Sign
    Includes paid promotional content
[05:57] Sugihara
    Misty!
[05:58] Sugihara
    Nice to meet you all. The name's
    Misty Island and I'm a yakuza member.
[06:02] Sugihara
    Don't worry. I may be in the
    yakuza, but I'm not scary.
[06:05] Sugihara
    Actually, if you could just enjoy
    this as fiction, that'd be great.

[06:07] Sign
    Just think of this as fiction
[06:10] Sugihara
    Today, I'll be showing you
    how I get ready for raid days

[06:14] Sugihara
    and introducing you
    to some tools I use.

[06:21] Sugihara
    The waking up part is pretty normal.
[06:23] Sugihara
    As soon as I wake up, I brush my teeth.
[06:25] Sugihara
    Raid days usually require a lot of
    negotiating, so you gotta look good.
[06:29] Sign
    Tools of the Raid
[06:29] Sugihara
    The first raid tool is this.
[06:32] Sugihara
    This is [redacted] and it [redacted],
[06:35] Sugihara
    so it's the most popular
    thing in our business.
[06:37] Sugihara
    Ones from [redacted] aren't the best-made,
    so they can accidentally discharge,
[06:41] Sugihara
    but this one's made in [redacted],
    so it's pretty safe,
[06:43] Sugihara
    and the price is pretty reasonable.
[06:46] Sugihara
    Oh, this one's a must-have, too!
[06:47] Sugihara
    When your enemy at you,
    you just to inflict some damage,

[06:49] Kirishima
    Is this actually interesting?
[06:51] Sugihara
    We'll just upload this one
    and see how things go.
[06:52] Sugihara
    so it's pretty popular in our world.
[06:54] Sign
    The Next Day
[06:56] Sugihara
    Kirishima-san!
[06:58] Kirishima
    What? Why the yelling
    first thing in the morning?
[07:00] Sugihara
    The number's gone up!
[07:02] Kirishima
    You talkin' about the boss's blood pressure?
[07:04] Sugihara
    No! The video we shot.
[07:07] Sign
    Team Cherry
     Subscribers
[07:07] Sign
    13,893 views / 3 days ago
[07:09] Sign
    13,893 views
[07:11] Kirishima
    Wait, this many people watched it?
[07:13] Sugihara
    I had some buddies of mine spread
    it online through social media.
[07:17] Sugihara
    One of them has access to
     tens of thousands of phones,
[07:21] Sugihara
    so it's easy for him to get
    something to go viral.
[07:24] Kirishima
    And no one's gonna find out it's us?
[07:26] Sugihara
    Well, most of the scenes were blurred out.
[07:29] Sugihara
    That may have made it
    seem even more realistic.
[07:33] Sugihara
    Make sure you like and subscribe!
[07:33] Sign
    Please Subscribe
[07:37] Sign
    Make sure you hit that Like button, too!
[07:37] Sugihara
    If you don't, I'll come raid your house!
[07:40] Kirishima
    God, your voice is obnoxious in this.
[07:42] Sugihara
    But this obnoxiousness
    is a hit with the kids.
[07:45] Sugihara
    All right! I've got our next
    video idea ready, too.
[07:48] Kirishima
    We're gonna do more?
SIGN    Mii-chan and Rabbi-kun
[07:53] Takeuchi
    Come on, hurry up!
[07:59] Sugihara
    Hello and good evening to all of you rascals
    and upstanding citizens out there.
[08:04] Sugihara
    It's ya boy, Misty.
[08:06] Takeuchi
    Bamboo here.
[08:08] Kirishima
    Say somethin'.
SIGN    I'm Gold
[08:12] All
    We're Team Cherry!
[08:14] All
    Misty!
[08:16] Sugihara
    Team Cherry!
[08:16] Sign
    Team Cherry
[08:17] Takeuchi
    Team Cherry!
[08:19] Kanehira
    Team Cherry!
[08:19] All
    Team Cherry!
[08:23] Sign
    Ultra-Spicy Curry Ain't Nothing to Us
[08:23] Sign
    Since We Live Ultra-Spicy Lives
[08:32] Takeuchi
    It burns!
[08:36] Sugihara
    Wait, me?
[08:37] Sugihara
    No, no, I can't!
[08:38] Kirishima
    Go on, eat up.
SIGN    A Moment, Please...
[08:41] Sign
    Team Cherry
[08:41] Sugihara
    Team Cherry!
[08:43] Sugihara
    Water!
[08:46] Sign
    All Gone
[08:47] Sugihara
    Water!
[08:49] Kirishima
    What, this?
[08:51] Sign
    Eatery
     Kurosaki
[08:54] Kanami
    What the heck is this?
[08:56] Sign
    Tour of an Elite Yakuza's House
[08:58] Sign
    Team Cherry
[08:58] Sugihara
    Team Cherry!
[08:59] Sign
    Yikes...
[08:59] Sign
    We explored a deserted office
[08:59] Sign
    and saw °°!!
[09:00] Sign
    Team Cherry
[09:00] Takeuchi
    Team Cherry!
[09:01] Sign
    We Bring a Battered Youth Into Our Family
[09:02] Sign
    Team Cherry
[09:02] Kanehira
    Team Cherry!
[09:03] Sign
    Spent 10,000 yen at this bar
[09:03] Sign
    Gone instantly
[09:03] Sign
    Water costs 5,000 yen?!
[09:03] Sign
    Snacks are 4,000 yen?!
[09:05] Sign
    Team Cherry
[09:05] Sugihara
    Team Cherry!
SIGN    Enjoying a Leisurely Bonfire
    as We Dig a Hole
[09:08] Sign
    Team Cherry
[09:08] Three
    Team Cherry!
SIGN    I'm Gold
[09:09] Sugihara
    I'm Misty.
[09:10] Takeuchi
    I'm Bamboo!
[09:12] Kanehire
    This is me.
[09:13] Takeuchi
    That's Gold.
[09:14] All
    We're Team Cherry!
[09:17] All
    Misty!
[09:19] Sugihara
    And we got it!
[09:24] Kanami
    Morning!
[09:37] Yaeka
    Kirishima.
[09:39] Yaeka
    Are you sleepy?
[09:40] Kirishima
    Not at all. I'm perfectly fine.
[09:46] Sign
    Introducing a New Character!!
SIGN    Entertainment
    Team Misty releases new video on ourtube
[09:46] Sign
    #mistyisland
[09:46] Sign
    #Misty
[09:46] Sign
    #yakuzaourtube
[09:53] Sign
    Ultra-Spicy Curry Ain't Nothing to Us Since We Live Ultra-Spicy Lives
[09:53] Sign
    30,000 views / 5 days ago
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    Share
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[09:55] Ayumu
    That curry looks tasty.
[10:02] Kirishima
    All these videos involve
    eating spicy things,
[10:05] Kirishima
    taking stray cats home, and going camping.
[10:07] Sugihara
    Well, that's pretty much the
    limit of what we can do.
[10:11] Kirishima
    So, how're the videos doing?
[10:13] Sugihara
    Man, it's insane! Our videos are going
    way more viral than I could've imagined.
[10:18] Sugihara
    We even have other content creators
    trying to find out our identities now.
[10:23] Kirishima
    Huh, that's interesting.
[10:25] Sugihara
    Kirishima-san, we're talking about civilians.
[10:28] Sugihara
    We'll be in big trouble if we mess with 'em.
[10:29] Kirishima
    Tch. So what're we supposed
    to do if someone finds out?
[10:34] Sugihara
    All right. I'm gonna try to get the numbers
    down a little to cause a minor scene.
[10:39] Kirishima
    Huh? What's that even mean?
SIGN    The Yakuza's Guide
     to Babysitting
[10:48] Sign
    We have an announcement
[10:51] Sugihara
    Thank you for always watching our videos.
[10:54] Sugihara
    When we started this channel, we said
    we were affiliated with the yakuza,
[10:58] Sugihara
    but of course, we don't actually
    belong to a yakuza family.
[11:01] Sugihara
    We're just a small agency
    that handles entertainers,
[11:04] Sugihara
    and we just called ourselves yakuza
[11:06] Sugihara
    so we could have a bit of
    fun making these videos.
[11:09] Sugihara
    We are terribly sorry for
    lying to you all this time.
[11:13] Sugihara
    We're going to stop filming for a while
    and reflect upon our actions.
[11:17] Sugihara
    Once again, we're very sorry.
[11:20] Takeuchi and Kanehira
    We're very sorry.
[11:22] Sign
    589 comments
    
    Mister Card 2 minutes ago
    Thanks for being honest, Misty Island!!
    
    ThankMan 15 minutes ago
    We knew you were lying so please keep uploading videos
    
    atpokmktea 26 minutes ago
    Watching your videos cured my stiff shoulders and lower back pain!
    
    ome-chan 40 minutes ago
    You always cheer me up! Please come back soon!!
    
    Professor Simon 59 minutes ago
    I always enjoy your videos so much. Please make new ones soon.
    
    Potato Garlic 1 hour ago
    Your videos are so thrilling that you're basically a spice! I love you...
    
    Mach9 1 hour ago
    Hurry up and start posting agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain!!! Please!!
    
    Doctor Spaghetti 1 hour ago
    I'll be waiting for your awesome videos to come back!!!!
[11:25] Sugihara
    Kirishima-san! I messed up!
[11:28] Sugihara
    We got a stupid amount
    of likes on that video!
[11:31] Kirishima
    The hell are you gonna do? At this rate,
    someone's gonna find us out.
[11:35] Kanami
    Hey, have you heard of these guys?
[11:38] Kanami
    They call themselves yakuza,
[11:40] Kanami
    but their vids look so low-budget
[11:42] Sign
    Team Cherry
    350K Channel Subscribers
    Subscribed
[11:42] Sign
    Uploads
[11:42] Sign
    Team Cherry "We Have an
    Announcement"
[11:42] Kanami
    that they're endearing
    and pretty fun to watch.
[11:45] Sugihara
    Huh?
[11:47] Kanami
    I'm sad that they're gonna stop uploading.
[11:49] Kanami
    The place they're filming from
    sorta looks like it's around here,
[11:52] Kanami
    so I'm wondering if they're local.
[11:56] Kanami
    Although I wonder if these videos
    are a bad influence on kids,
[12:01] Kanami
    even if they know these are fake...
[12:04] Grade schooler 1
    Misty!
[12:07] Grade schooler 2
    Misty!
[12:08] Grade schooler 3
    Let's go on a raid!
[12:14] Kirishima
    Hey, take all our shit down.
[12:17] Sugihara
    Roger.
[12:18] Sugihara
    If it's spreading among grade schoolers,
[12:21] Sugihara
    the little lady might end up
    hearing about it, too...
[12:24] Sign
    8 days ago
[12:26] Kirishima
    We need to avoid that at all costs.
[12:29] Sakuragi
    Kirishima! I need to talk to you.
[12:32] Sakuragi
    Get your ass in here.
[12:38] Sakuragi
    Kirishima, do you know why I summoned you?
[12:42] Kirishima
    Yes, we're sorry. We'll get right to...
[12:45] Sakuragi
    That's right. You'll get right to... singing.
[12:47] Kirishima and Sugihara
    What?!
[12:49] Sakuragi
    I talked to a buddy of mine about
    this streaming thing, and he wanted in.
[12:54] Sakuragi
    He mentioned making videos of you
    singing without showing your face.
[12:58] Kirishima
    Sing...
[12:59] Sugihara
    ...ing?
[13:00] Sakuragi
    Singing is great.
[13:03] Sakuragi
    People of all ages can be moved
    by a song and obsess over it.
[13:06] Sakuragi
    That melody that resonates within the
    hearts of everyone, regardless of age...
[13:10] Sakuragi
    The fact that we yakuza and civilians can
    bond over something is a great feeling.
[13:17] Kirishima
    Hey, why's he so hyped about this?
[13:20] Kirishima
    The hell's wrong with the boss today?
[13:22] Sugihara
    Now, now, let's just go along with it...
[13:24] Sign
    Team Cherry
[13:24] Sugihara
    Team Cherry!
[13:29] Kirishima
    Couldn't I have just worn
    what I usually wear?
[13:31] Sugihara
    Maybe they want you to wear a fancier
    outfit since you're covering your face.
[13:37] Kirishima
    Is it a thing for amateurs to just
    suddenly get into singing now?
[13:41] Sugihara
    It's not unusual nowadays for
[13:42] Sugihara
    someone to get their start
    streaming and then debut
[13:45] Sugihara
    with a major label without
    showing their face.
[13:47] Kirishima
    Seriously, though... We're clearly
    putting ourselves out there.
[13:50] Kirishima
    No one's found out who we are yet?
[13:52] Sugihara
    Actually, we're doing everything so flashy
[13:54] Sugihara
    that it might make it harder
    to tell who we are.
[13:57] Kirishima
    Your positivity never ceases to amaze me.
[13:59] Sugihara
    Oh, really? Thanks.
[14:03] Costume staff A
    Hey, I wanted to get a
    final check on the design.
[14:10] Sugihara
    Um, what is this?
[14:12] Costume staff B
    Your boss already gave us the okay on this.
[14:14] Sign
    Contract
[14:14] Sign
    Sakuragi
[14:17] Costume staff A
    Here's the demo and the lyrics.
[14:20] Costume staff A
    I'll send you files.
SIGN    Team Cherry Demo.zip
[14:36] Costume staff A
    We're gonna make the arrangement even
    more modern so it'll be a total banger.
[14:41] Sugihara
    Um... We're just gonna
    think on this a bit...
[14:44] Sign
    Team Cherry
[14:44] Sugihara
    Team Cherry!
[14:48] Sign
    Good Bye Cherry!!
    
    Good Bye Cherry!! This extraordinary
    thrill is exhilarating for all ages
    Upstanding citizens and hooligans walk side-by-side
    Let's be strong and Good Bye Cherry!!
[14:50] Sugihara
    There's no way we can do this, right?
[14:55] Sugihara
    What are we going to do?
[14:57] Kirishima
    Okay, you do it.
[14:59] Kirishima
    You'll be singing with a mask anyway.
[15:01] Sugihara
    What?!
[15:02] Kirishima
    Okay, you tell the boss no, then.
[15:05] Sugihara
    Wait, you should be the one to do that!
[15:08] Kirishima
    Don't wanna.
[15:09] Sugihara
    No way! This is too harsh!
[15:12] Kirishima
    This is a request from the boss himself.
[15:14] Sugihara
    And this is my request!
[15:17] Sign
    Gold Misty Cypress Bamboo
[15:18] Video
    Good Bye Cherry!
[15:20] Sugihara
    Nope! Not happening!
[15:22] Takeuchi
    There's no way we can memorize this.
[15:25] Sugihara
    Right?
[15:30] Kirishima
    I guess that's a wrap.
[15:31] Sugihara
    Yup.
[15:34] Kirishima
    Let's delete all of our videos and scram.
[15:36] Sugihara
    Right.
[15:37] Sign
    Breaking Entertainment News @enter_fast
    Why did they disappear?
[15:37] Sign
    Breaking Entertainment News
    Why did they disappear? The mystery behind Team Cherry
    Yesterday, all of Team Cherry's videos disappeared
     and could no longer be viewed.
[15:37] Sign
    net news265 @net_news365
    Team Cherry disappeared along with all of their videos
[15:39] Sign
    Kiji @00zPP
    I just checked and they're really gone..... Why...? I loved Team Cherry
    I'm shocked
    I'm super sad
[15:39] Sign
    Nami Kodama @kodama222
     All of Team Cherry's videos are gone!!
    We can't watch them anymore?!
[15:40] Sign
    miyun @miyumiyu
    I was watching them every day, so my sense of loss is intense
    This is too sad
[15:41] Sign
    povipon @011povi
    I'm so sad
    Why couldn't I save them or their videos......?
[15:42] Sign
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    38,276 posts
    
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    31,504 posts
    
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[15:46] Content Creator A
    I got the latest on Team Cherry—
[15:46] Sign
    Deep Dive!!
[15:46] Sign
    Team Cherry Disappeared
[15:48] Content Creator B
    Team Cherry stopped streaming. Because—
[15:48] Sign
    What's the real reason?
[15:50] Content Creator C
    I'm very sorry. I am...
[15:50] Sign
    I'd like to apologize for this incident.
    I'm Misty's younger sister.
[15:53] Sign
    Important Announcement
[15:54] Sign
    Team Cherry
[15:55] Sign
    are officially starting their careers as musical artists!!!!
[15:56] Sign
    Watch their recording sessions on this channel
[15:58] Sign
    Via
[15:58] Sign
    Live
[15:58] Sign
    Stream
[15:59] Sign
    Via Live Stream
[16:03] Sugihara
    They got us...
[16:20] Yaeka
    Don't work too hard, okay?
[16:40] Sign
    We know who Misty really is
    15,289 views 1 day ago
[16:41] Sign
    The real reason Team Cherry hides their faces
    will bring you to tears
[16:43] Sign
    Identities revealed!! Info roundup
[16:46] Kanami
    Oh, it's starting.
[16:48] Sign
    Team Cherry's Artist Debut Press Conference
[16:48] Sign
    Please mind the flashes
[16:51] Host
    And now, we will begin Team Cherry's
    artist debut press conference.
[16:57] Sign
    Entertainment News
    We follow the super-popular
     Team Cherry
[16:57] Sign
    Just who is this Team Cherry making their major debut?
[16:57] Variety show host
    Who knows how long they'll be popular?
[17:00] Entertainer
    These types get really tired of having
    to play the characters they made up,
[17:05] Entertainer
    and it's hard on them.
[17:12] Yaeka
    Kirishima didn't come to school
    with me again today.
[17:18] Sign
    Eatery
     Kurosaki
[17:21] Kanami
    Y'know, the younger boys from the family
     haven't been by for a bite lately.
[17:27] Sugihara
    Hello and good evening to all of you rascals
    and upstanding citizens out there.
[17:32] Sugihara
    It's ya boy, Misty.
SIGN    I'm Gold
[17:33] Takeuchi
    I'm Bamboo.
[17:34] Kanehira
    I'm Gold.
SIGN    I'm Gold
SIGN    I'm Gold
[17:35] Three
    We're Team Cherry.
[17:38] Three
    Misty...
[17:40] Sign
    CD Pre-Order Handshake Event
[17:43] Staff
    If your number is 5,000 or above,
    please line up here!
[17:43] Staff 2
    We'll be doing a bag check.
[17:46] Staff 3
    Please have your bags open.
[17:47] Staff
    If your number is 5,000 or higher,
    please line up over here.
[17:51] Sign
    Team Cherry Heads to Asia
[18:04] Sign
    Team Cherry collaborates with foreign artists
[18:22] Sign
    Misty is the best
[18:23] Sign
    Believe in our Misty
[18:32] Kirishima
    This isn't...
[18:33] Sign
    Yeah, I dunno...
[18:35] Sign
    Misty was a mistake
[18:35] Kirishima
    what I wanted to do, is it?
[18:36] Sign
    Misty's too desperate
[18:37] Kirishima
    What the hell?
    Where the hell am I right now?
[18:42] Kirishima
    Damn it... This isn't how
    it's supposed to be.
[19:16] Sugihara
    Once we get to back to Japan,
    we've got another recording session.
[19:19] Sugihara
    Let's just wrap it up quick-like.
[19:22] Kirishima
    Yeah...
[19:28] Sign
    When are you coming home next?
[19:43] Sign
    Team Cherry Finally Does a Public Recording
[19:45] Sign
    Tickets to Live Viewing
    Sold Out Worldwide!
[19:47] Sign
    Their singing voices resonate throughout the world
[20:21] Yaeka
    When are you coming home next?
[20:55] Kirishima
    It was all a dream...
[21:00] Yaeka
    The bubble disappeared
[21:04] Yaeka
    It disappeared without flying
[21:07] Yaeka
    It was just born
[21:10] Yaeka
    But then it burst and disappeared
[21:14] Yaeka
    Wind, wind, don't blow right now
[21:18] Yaeka
    Let's let the bubbles fly
[21:19] Kirishima
    You have a lovely voice, little lady.
[21:23] Yaeka
    Do you want to sing, too?
[21:26] Kirishima
    Nah, I don't have that kind of talent.
[21:29] Yaeka
    You must be shy.
[21:38] Kirishima
    Yeah.
[21:44] Sugihara
    Kirishima-san! This is hilarious!
[21:47] Sugihara
    You've gotta see this vid—
[21:53] Sugihara
    What was that for?!
[21:55] Sugihara
    Hello?!
[21:57] Sugihara
    Did I say something wrong?
[22:01] Kirishima
    Tch. Just shut up.
SIGN    The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
SIGN    Next Time: Kirishima's Day Off

E5 - Kirishima's Day Off

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SIGN    Episode 5: Kirishima's Day Off
[01:33] Kirishima
    Let's see...
[01:36] Kirishima
    So that's Mi-chan?
[01:37] Yaeka
    No, that's Rabi-kun.
[01:40] Yaeka
    You always get them wrong.
[01:43] Kirishima
    My apologies. I'm terrible
    at remembering names.
[01:54] Kirishima
    Those guys are...
[01:57] Yaeka
    Kirishima, who's this?
[01:59] Kirishima
    Um...
[02:00] Kirishima
    Rabi-kun.
[02:01] Yaeka
    No! That's Mi-chan!
[02:05] Yanagi
    That's...
[02:07] Yanagi
    The dude from the Sakuragi Family.
[02:10] Kusagami Member 01
    Oh, that's Kirishima.
[02:12] Yanagi
    He got put in charge of
    babysitting some brat? Sad.
[02:26] Presidents
    What's going on over on that turf?
[02:26] Presidents
    Let me throw the party next month.
    You definitely won't regret it.
[02:33] Kirishima
    Man, I'm beat...
[02:35] Kirishima
    God, these shitty old farts
    never stop talking.
[02:40] (Flashback) President 1
    I heard you were taking care
    of Sakuragi-san's daughter.
[02:45] (Flashback) President 2
    The Demon of the Sakuragi Family
    babysitting, eh? That's surprising.
[02:48] (Flashback) President 3
    If you ever get bored of babysitting,
    come to my family.
[02:51] (Flashback) Kirishima
    We'll welcome you with open arms.
[02:54] Kirishima
    What a pain in the ass.
[02:56] Kirishima
    Don't make me keep repeating myself, damn it.
[02:59] Yanagi
    Hey, Kirishima.
[03:02] Yanagi
    Havin' fun taking care of the little miss?
[03:05] Kirishima
    Who the hell are you?
[03:07] Yanagi
    Guess I hadn't introduced myself yet.
[03:10] Kirishima
    I'm Yanagi from the Kusagami Family—
[03:12] Kirishima
    Ah, hello? Little lady?
[03:15] Yanagi
    Why, you little...
[03:15] Kirishima
    Yes, I think we'll be done soon.
[03:18] Kirishima
    If there's something you want,
    I'll pick it up on my way back.
[03:21] Yanagi
    Check out that shit-eating grin.
    "Demon of the Sakuragi Family," my ass.
[03:24] Kirishima
    Yes. See you soon.
[03:26] Yanagi
    Are you that scared of your boss?
[03:30] Yanagi
    I guess it's true that you turned tame after
    getting stuck taking care of that kid.
[03:35] Kirishima
    Man, you sure love the
     sound of your own voice.
[03:38] Yanagi
    What the hell? His mood suddenly changed.
[03:44] Kirishima
    I'm not babysitting.
[03:47] Kirishima
    I'm working.
[03:49] Kirishima
    Better watch your mouth.
[03:51] Kirishima
    I'm not kind enough to
    take care of your corpse.
[03:54] Kirishima
    You get me? Yeah?
[04:01] Random member 1
    If that was the old Kirishima,
    you'd be dead right now, Yanagi.
[04:05] Yanagi
    What?!
[04:06] Random member 1
    Can't tell you how many times I was
    happy our families were affiliated...
[04:11] Random member 1
    He's definitely calmed down a bit,
[04:13] Random Member 1
    but you still don't wanna press
    your luck with him, Yanagi.
[04:17] Yanagi
    That's exactly why he underestimates you!
[04:20] Random member 1
    Don't go startin' shit with him.
[04:26] Members
    Thank you very much!
[04:28] Sakuragi
    Sorry for all the trouble.
[04:31] Owner
    No trouble at all.
[04:32] Owner
    You always take very good
    care of us, Sakuragi-san.
[04:37] Yanagi
    The Sakuragi Family has control of
    a huge restaurant like this, too?
[04:41] Yanagi
    This sucks.
[04:51] Yanagi
    If he's not gonna make a move,
    I guess I'll have to do it myself.
[04:57] Sugihara
    Little lady!
[04:59] Sugihara
    Could you call Kirishima-san?
[05:02] Yaeka
    Kirishima's off today,
    so he went out somewhere.
[05:06] Sugihara
    Dinner will be ready in no time!
[05:12] Sugihara
    That's right... I have
    something I have to do.
[05:16] Sugihara
    I absolutely need to get closer
    with the little lady!
[05:20] Sign
    Sugihara
[05:20] Sugihara
    I've always been right by
    Kirishima-san, so she knows I exist,
[05:23] Sign
    Sugihara
[05:24] Sugihara
    but I don't think we've ever
    actually gotten closer than that.
[05:29] Sugihara
    At this rate, she's only gonna know me
    as the dude who's always with Kirishima!
[05:34] Sugihara
    I don't want that! That sucks!
[05:35] Sign
    °Believe it or not, he's a yakuza member
[05:37] Sugihara
    But with Kirishima-san gone, now's my chance!
[05:41] Yaeka
    Right?
[05:43] Sugihara
    Can I sit next to you while we eat today?!
[05:46] Sign
    °Believe it or not, he's a yakuza member
[05:48] Yaeka
    Sure...
[05:49] Sugihara
    Thanks!
[05:58] Sugihara
    It's so insanely quiet.
[06:01] Sugihara
    Then again, I guess the little lady
    never says much anyway,
[06:04] Sugihara
    so I gotta initiate the conversation!
[06:06] Sugihara
    Little lady!
[06:07] Sugihara
    Has anything fun happened
    at school recently?
[06:11] Yaeka
    Hmm...
[06:12] Yaeka
    Not really.
[06:13] Sugihara
    M-Maybe you played with some friends?
[06:16] Yaeka
    I don't have that many friends.
[06:19] Sugihara
    Oh, God! I stepped on a landmine!
[06:21] Sugihara
    What would Kirishima-san do in this case?
[06:24] Sugihara
    No, I can't rely on Kirishima-san!
[06:27] Sugihara
    Little lady!
[06:28] Sugihara
    After we're done eating,
    why don't we go to my room?
[06:33] Sign
    Horror
[06:33] Sign
    Japanese Movies
[06:33] Sign
    Foreign Films
[06:34] Sign
    Anime
[06:35] Yaeka
    So many.
[06:36] Yaeka
    Are these all movies?
[06:36] Sign
    Action
[06:36] Sign
    Sci-Fi
[06:36] Sign
    Fantasy
[06:36] Sign
    Foreign Films
[06:36] Sign
    Anime
[06:36] Sign
    Horror
[06:38] Sugihara
    Yes! You can pick whichever one you'd like!
[06:43] Sugihara
    I watch all kinds of movies.
    I even have some that are for kids.
[06:47] Sugihara
    I'm sure the little lady will enjoy this.
[06:50] Yaeka
    This one, then.
[06:51] Sign
    Mi-chan and the Magical House
[06:52] Sugihara
    Oh, the Mi-chan series!
[06:55] Sign
    Kind Bunny Girl
    Mi-chan
[06:55] Sugihara
    The kind bunny girl Mi-chan powers up
    with the power of carrots.
[07:00] Sugihara
    This is a fantasy anime that kids
    and adults can both enjoy!

[07:01] Sign
    The Movie
[07:01] Sign
    Mi-chan and the Magical House
[07:05] Sign
    Three Hours Later
SIGN    The End
[07:09] Yaeka
    Are you okay?
[07:11] Sugihara
    I forgot that this thing was a tearjerker.
[07:14] Sugihara
    Rather than enjoying it with her,
[07:16] Sugihara
    I got sucked in more than
    she did and started bawling.
[07:20] Sugihara
    God, I'm lame...
[07:21] Yaeka
    Here's some tissues.
[07:24] Sugihara
    Thanks, little lady.
[07:27] Sugihara
    I'm always like this.
[07:29] Sugihara
    Whenever I watch movies with Kirishima-san,
    he tells me to shut up and hits me.
[07:34] Yaeka
    You watch movies with Kirishima?
[07:36] Sugihara
    Yes. Oh, but Kirishima-san gets bored easily,
[07:40] Sugihara
    so he won't watch anything unless
    it's a one-and-done, like a movie.
[07:44] Yaeka
    Huh...
[07:46] Sugihara
    Huh?
[07:47] Sugihara
    We started talking about Kirishima-san,
[07:49] Sugihara
    and now she looks like she's having fun...
[07:53] Sugihara
    Is this the difference in how close
    the little lady sees herself
[07:56] Sugihara
    with Kirishima-san and me?!
[08:01] Sugihara
    I see... Well, of course.
[08:05] Sugihara
    It's not like I can get as
    close as Kirishima-san did
[08:08] Sugihara
    after all this time in just a few hours.
[08:11] Sugihara
    In that case, there's
    only one thing I can do!
[08:16] Sugihara
    Little lady!
[08:17] Yaeka
    Hmm?
[08:19] Sugihara
    You're in luck! I'll tell you everything
    I know about Kirishima-san!
[08:26] Yaeka
    What does Kirishima like?
[08:29] Sugihara
    Huh? Well...
[08:33] Sign
    Kirishima Outing Permit
[08:36] Kirishima
    Not like I actually have anything to do,
    or anywhere specific to go...
[08:42] Rei
    Toru-chan!
[08:45] Rei
    I didn't think we'd run into
    each other in a place like this!
[08:49] Kirishima
    Ah, and here comes a nuisance.
[08:53] Rei
    Eek!
[08:55] Sugihara
    It's hard to believe, but
    Kirishima-san likes chocolate.
[08:58] Yaeka
    I know that.
[08:59] Sugihara
    Huh? How did you know that?
[09:03] Kanami
    Oh, there you are.
[09:05] Sugihara
    Oh, Kanami-san.
[09:07] Kanami
    Yae-chan, want to go shopping?
[09:09] Yaeka
    Yeah!
[09:11] Sugihara
    Aw, let's talk about Kirishima-san some more!
[09:16] Rei
    Ugh, you're so mean.
SIGN    Kirishima's Classmate
    Rei Hojo (28)
[09:21] Rei
    How can you hit a precious friend
     you haven't seen in forever?
[09:24] Kirishima
    Of course I'm gonna freak out when some
    built guy suddenly grabs me from behind.
[09:28] Rei
    It's called a loving hug!
[09:31] Kirishima
    It's creepy.
[09:32] Kirishima
    So, what brings you here?
[09:35] Rei
    I'm on a little business trip.
[09:37] Rei
    But I was surprised.
[09:39] Rei
    I heard your family was around here,
[09:43] Rei
    but I didn't think I'd find you so easily.
[09:46] Rei
    Have you been well?
[09:48] Kirishima
    I guess.
[09:50] Kirishima
    And I bet you're still a man-eater
    who goes through men like tissues.
[09:52] Rei
    Oh, stop! Don't make me sound
    like some kind of beast!
[09:56] Kirishima
    So you don't deny it?
[09:58] Rei
    Come to think of it, you've changed.
[10:02] Rei
    When I first met you, you always looked
    like you hated anything and everything.
[10:07] Rei
    You seem like you've totally chilled out now.
[10:10] Rei
    Must mean you're really
    comfortable where you are.
[10:15] Kirishima
    Where I am right now...
[10:23] Kirishima
    Yeah.
[10:25] Kirishima
    Honestly, I'm lucky enough to be in a place
     where I really don't deserve to be.
[10:29] Rei
    Toru...
[10:31] Rei
    You finally found some humanity!
[10:34] Kirishima
    No touchy.
[10:36] Yanagi
    Hey! You've got some nerve to
    feed me this disgusting crap!
[10:40] Yanagi
    You mockin' me or what?!
[10:42] Yanagi
    Well?!
[10:43] Café owner
    I'm terribly sorry. It'll be on the house.
[10:47] Yanagi
    You bet your ass it will be—
[10:53] Kirishima
    That's enough, Sanagi.
[10:57] Yanagi
    Kirishima!
[10:59] Yanagi
    It's Yanagi, you asshole!
    Remember my name already!
[11:02] Kirishima
    Oh, my bad.
[11:06] Kirishima
    No point in trying to act tough
    in front of civilians.
[11:09] Kirishima
    Get lost.
[11:13] Kirishima
    Don't ever come back.
[11:15] Café owner
    Th-Thank you very much.
[11:18] Kirishima
    Sorry for the trouble.
[11:20] Café owner
    Not at all, and I'll make sure to comp your order.
[11:24] Kirishima
    Thanks, man.
[11:25] Café man
    S-Sir, your change!
[11:27] Rei
    Wow... The old Toru wouldn't have
    hesitated to destroy this shop.
[11:40] Rei
    Say, let's go out for drinks.
[11:44] Rei
    I'd love to hear all about
    whoever made you change.
[11:47] Kirishima
    No. My drinks will taste
    like crap around you.
[11:51] Rei
    Hey! What's that supposed to mean?!
[11:54] Kirishima
    I'm kidding.
[11:57] Kirishima
    I already have plans that take priority.
[12:00] Kirishima
    Maybe next time.
[12:07] Rei
    Look at you, making me jealous.
[12:10] Rei
    But I've never seen him with
    such a nice look on his face.
[12:12] Sign
    Come back tonight though, okay?
    from Yaeka
[12:16] Sign
    Wants to be friends.
SIGN    The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
[12:21] Sign
    Steadfast
    Sponge Cake Mix
[12:21] Sign
    Steadfast
    Pound Cake Mix
[12:21] Kanami
    Maybe I'll make a cake for you today, Yae-chan.
[12:25] Yaeka
    I wanna make one, too.
[12:27] Kanami
    Aw, you're going to help me out?
[12:29] Yaeka
    I wanna make a chocolate cake.
[12:32] Kanami
    Then I guess we'll have to
    buy a lot of chocolate.
[12:36] Sign
    Commercial Use
     Chocolate Chips
[12:37] Yaeka
    Yeah.
[12:39] Yanagi
    Damn it! This is pissing me off.
[12:41] Kusagami member 1
    Still, it really wasn't a good idea
    to cause trouble back there.
[12:46] Yanagi
    I just kindly gave him a warning
    that his food tastes like shit!
[12:52] Yanagi
    That little brat...
[12:55] Yanagi
    Drive closer to them.
[12:56] Kusagami member 1
    What?!
[12:57] Kusagami member 1
    Whoa, we're definitely gonna get in trouble
[12:59] Kusagami member 1
    if we try to do anything to
    another boss's daughter.
[13:02] Kusagami member 1
    It could even lead to a shootout
    between the families!
[13:06] Yanagi
    I'm just kidding, jeez.
[13:08] Kusagami member 1
    Of course...
[13:10] Yanagi
    Man, you're no fun.
[13:15] Yanagi
    We're gonna make a little pit stop.
[13:18] Kanami
    We're back!
[13:20] Kanami
    Oh?
[13:21] Kanami
    You're home?
[13:22] Kirishima
    Welcome home, little lady.
[13:24] Ayumu
    Thanks for inviting me over.
[13:27] Kanami
    She's the one who found Ohagi-chan, right?
[13:30] Kanami
    We ran into her on the way home.
[13:32] Kirishima
    I see...
[13:34] Yaeka
    Ohagi, we're home.
[13:37] Ayumu
    I see you gave it a tasty-sounding name.
[13:39] Ayumu
    Drool...
[13:41] Kirishima
    Is everything about food to you?
[13:43] Ayumu
    I'm glad to see you again, Toru-kun-san.
[13:46] Kirishima
    Enough with the weird names.
[13:48] Ayumu
    Oh, but we're gonna enjoy some girls-only
    time now, so you're not invited.
[13:52] Kirishima
    God, she's annoying...
[13:54] Sign
    Daikiyo
     Hanako
    Soft Flour
[13:54] Sign
    Delicious
    Pancake Mix
[13:55] Ayumu
    Do you two always make cakes?
[13:58] Kanami
    Sometimes.
[13:59] Kanami
    This is actually Yae-chan's first time. Right?
[14:02] Yaeka
    Yeah.
[14:03] Ayumu
    Is there someone you want to make one for?
[14:07] Kanami
    It must be your dad, right?
[14:09] Yaeka
    I wanna give some to Kirishima.
[14:11] Kanami and Ayumu
    So cute.
[14:14] Ayumu
    This is real nice.
[14:16] Kanami
    Huh?
[14:17] Ayumu
    I haven't had a crush on anyone yet,
[14:20] Ayumu
    so I envy the excitement and
     anticipation the little lady is feeling.
[14:26] Yaeka
    Excitement and anticipation...
[14:28] Sign
    Grrrrruuuumble
[14:30] Sign
    Grrrrruuuumble
[14:30] Ayumu
    Well, I'm just here to eat,
    so it doesn't really matter.
[14:34] Kanami
    Her stomach's been growling this whole time.
[14:36] Sakuragi
    What's for dinner tonight?
[14:38] Kanami
    Oh, I'm sorry.
[14:40] Kanami
    I'm making a cake with Yae-chan,
    so could you order out for dinner tonight?
[14:46] Sakuragi
    All right.
[14:48] Sakuragi
    Kirishima!
[14:50] Sakuragi
    So yeah, we're eating out tonight.
[14:53] Kirishima
    Sure. Is Kazama-tei all right?
[14:56] Sakuragi
    Yes, if you would.
[15:00] Kirishima
    Hello, this is Sakuragi.
    Thanks for always taking care of us.
[15:04] Kirishima
    Sorry, but can we make
     a reservation for tonight?
[15:06] Owner
    I'm terribly sorry, but we'll
    have to decline for today.
[15:11] Kirishima
    Oh, I see...
[15:12] Kusagami member 1
    Hey, hurry the hell up!
[15:14] Owner
    Oh, I'm sorry.
[15:15] Owner
    Please excuse me.
[15:20] Owner
    Yes, may I help you?
[15:21] Kusagami Member 1
    This ain't nearly enough food. Keep it coming.
[15:25] Owner
    But you still have some food left...
[15:27] Yanagi
    Shut up! We're partyin' tonight!
[15:31] Yanagi
    We're celebrating the fact that we're gonna
    be takin' care of your place, startin' today.
[15:36] Yanagi
    You're not gonna ask us to pay, are ya?
[15:39] Sakuragi
    I see. I guess we'll have
    to go somewhere else.
[15:43] Kirishima
    I'm sorry, but something
    concerns me about this.
[15:47] Sakuragi
    What is it?
[15:48] Kirishima
    Well, something seemed off on the phone.
[15:50] Kanami and Ayumu
    It's finished!
[15:52] Ayumi
    I can tell it's delicious just by the smell.
[15:55] Kanami
    I'll pack some up for you to take home.
[15:58] Kanami
    Here you go.
[15:59] Ayumi
    Thanks.
[16:02] Ayumu
    I'm the happiest when I'm eating
    something delicious.
[16:06] Kanami
    Hopefully you can find someone someday
    to share that happiness with.
[16:11] Ayumu
    Yeah...
[16:13] Kanami
    Toru-kun.
[16:15] Kanami
    Is everyone at the office?
[16:17] Kirishima
    Yes.
[16:19] Yaeka
    Kirishima?
[16:23] Kirishima
    I'm sorry, little lady. I have something
    I need to take care of real quick.
[16:28] Kirishima
    I'll be back soon, though.
[16:35] Kanami
    Hmph. You could've spared a little time.
[16:41] Yanagi
    That geezer's a total pushover!
[16:44] Yanagi
    We just hit him a few times,
    and he obeys our every word.
[16:47] Yanagi
    And now, this place is gonna be the
    Kusagami Family's little piggy bank.
[16:51] Kusagami Member 1
    Are you sure about this, bro?
    This is Sakuragi's turf.
[16:55] Yanagi
    You heard the guy. The Sakuragi Family
    wasn't taking payment from here.
[17:00] Yanagi
    If that's true, there's no problem
    with us taking care of 'em.
[17:04] Kusagami Member 1
    Yes, but...
[17:06] Yanagi
    He's not gonna show up!
[17:08] Yanagi
    I'm sure he's just playin' house with that brat,
[17:11] Yanagi
    and their bedtime's comin' up soon!
[17:13] Kusagami Member 1
    Right...
[17:15] Yanagi
    "The Demon of the Sakuragi Family," my ass.
[17:17] Yanagi
    Everyone's too chickenshit
    over a guy playin' babysitter.
[17:22] Yanagi
    He's just a—
[17:23] Kirishima
    I've brought you more alcohol.
[17:26] Yanagi
    Yeah, about damn time!
[17:29] Yanagi
    K-Kirishima!
[17:32] Kirishima
    Heya.
[17:33] Kirishima
    Havin' fun talking shit about me, Unagi?
[17:38] Yanagi
    It's Yanagi, damn you!
[17:39] Yanagi
    I thought you were babysittin—
[17:44] Kirishima
    Hey, you've got the nerve to try to
     collect from a place on our turf,
[17:47] Kirishima
    and you didn't even know the rules?
[17:50] Yanagi
    Who the hell cares about rules?!
[17:56] Kusagami member 1
    Shit... he's crazy!
[17:58] Kirishima
    Anyone who can't follow the rules
    is gonna be punished.
[18:02] Yanagi
    Shut up! Who the hell do you think I am—
[18:13] Kirishima
    By the way, our little lady is very
    good about following the rules.
[18:17] Kirishima
    You could probably learn
    a thing or two from her.
[18:20] Yanagi
    Wh-What the hell are you talking about?!
[18:22] Kirishima
    You're a slow one, aren't ya?
    I'm telling you it's your bedtime.
[18:27] Yanagi
    Huh?
[18:29] Kirishima
    Go on, drink up. You'll sleep better this way.
[18:35] Kirishima
    Don't worry. After I put you to bed,
[18:37] Kirishima
    I'll give you a proper burial with a
    gravestone and everything, Yahagi.
[18:40] Yanagi
    I-It's Yanagi!
[18:42] Kusagami member 1
    B-Bro...
[18:58] Mashiro
    It's been a while, Kirishima-kun.
[19:01] Kirishima
    Keep your distance, Mashiro.
[19:05] Mashiro
    Man, you really hate me. I guess
    you still don't like my cologne.
SIGN    Momoyama Family 1st Lieutenant
    Mashiro Yuri
[19:10] Kirishima
    Gross...
[19:18] Sugihara
    Kirishima-san!
[19:19] Kirishima
    Sugihara, you take care of this.
[19:24] Family
    Let's eat!
[19:26] Members
    Thanks, Kanami-san!
[19:28] Members
    Man, this looks great!
[19:28] Kanami
    Oh? Where's Sugihara-kun?
[19:31] Takeuchi
    He got a phone call and left.
[19:34] Kanami
    I see...
[19:36] Kirishima
    I'm back.
[19:41] Kirishima
    I'm sorry I'm late, little lady.
[19:46] Yaeka
    Here.
[19:47] Kirishima
    Oh? You made this?
[19:51] Yaeka
    I made chocolate cake.
[19:55] Kanami
    Huh? Are we missing someone?
[19:59] Kirishima
    Well, I guess I'll dig in.
[20:05] Kirishima
    It's great.
[20:08] Kirishima
    It's got a lot of chocolate chips in it.
[20:11] Kirishima
    They give it a nice crunch.
[20:13] Yaeka
    I put extra chocolate chips
    in yours, Kirishima.
[20:17] Kirishima
    Did you, now?
[20:18] Yaeka
    Because you love chocolate.
[20:21] Yaeka
    Shh. It's a secret, though.
[20:25] Kirishima
    You got it. Shh.
[20:28] Kirishima
    Thank you very much.
[20:35] Ayumu
    They shine so much. They almost blind me.
[20:40] Ayumu
    I don't think I'll ever be like that.
[20:43] Ayumu
    Well, I'm hungry, so I should
    go home and eat my cake...
[20:51] Ayumu
    Oh, I'm sorr—
[20:59] Ayumu
    Um... Thank you very much.
[21:02] Yaeka
    This is for you, too.
[21:05] Kirishima
    What's this?
[21:06] Sign
    Super Vanilla
[21:06] Yaeka
    Sugihara told me that you like
    the lids from ice cream cups.
[21:12] Kirishima
    I see.
[21:13] Sign
    Super Vanilla
[21:13] Kirishima
    That's what Sugihara said, huh?
    I'll have to thank him later.
[21:19] Sugihara
    Damn that Kirishima-san...
[21:22] Sugihara
    Ordering me out of the
    blue to start digging holes...
[21:26] Sugihara
    This is harder than it looks...
[21:28] Sign
    Unagi
[21:28] Sign
    Dunno
[21:35] Sugihara
    Man, I really wanted some cake.
[23:08] Sign
    Unagi
[23:08] Sign
    Dunno
[23:14] Yanagi
    H-Help us...
[23:16] Sign
    Unagi
[23:16] Sign
    Dunno
[23:17] Mashiro
    Wow, you're still alive.
[23:21] Mashiro
    Man... Kirishima-kun's really mellowed out.
[23:26] Mashiro
    Y'know, you only matter when
     they call you a demon.
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[00:00] PTA President
    And this ends our meeting for the day.
[00:01] Sign
    PTA Meeting Venue
[00:07] Mother 1
    Excuse me...
[00:09] Mother 1
    This is your first time coming to
    one of these meetings, right?
[00:12] Kirishima
    Huh? Uh, yes.
[00:14] Mother 1
    Are you here for your wife?
    You're so young, yet responsible.
[00:19] Mother 2
    My husband could learn
     a thing or two from you.
[00:21] Mother 3
    Just let us know if you need
    anything, Sakuragi-san.
[00:26] Kirishima
    Thanks...
[00:27] Kirishima
    I wanna go home...
[00:29] Mother 1
    Come to think of it, isn't Yaeka-chan's
     birthday coming up soon?
[00:32] Mother 2
    Will you invite my kid to her birthday party?
[00:35] Mother 3
    We could even help you out!
[00:37] Kirishima
    The little lady's birthday...
[00:38] Mother
    Yes, let's!
[00:40] Kirishima
    Little lady.
[00:42] Kirishima
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[00:44] Yaeka
    Kirishima...
[00:46] Yaeka
    Pfft.
[00:48] Yaeka
    You look weird.
[00:50] Kirishima
    Look, this is embarrassing for me, too.
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[02:26] Kirishima
    Your birthday's coming up.
[02:32] Sign
    Happy Birthday Yaeka-chan
[02:34] (Flashback) Kanami
    Happy Birthday, Yae-chan!
[02:37] (Flashback) Kanami
    Go on. Blow out the candles.
[02:40] Kirishima
    Little lady, if you wanted to invite
     a friend over for your birthday—
[02:43] Yaeka
    Can we buy some donuts on our way home?
[02:47] Kirishima
    Of course. Let's go.
[02:54] Yaeka
    Kirishima, they have new donuts.
[02:58] Kirishima
    They sure do. Do you want to get those?
[03:01] Rei
    Oh? Toru-chan?
[03:03] Rei
    Omigosh, I was just on my way to see you!
[03:07] Rei
    What's with the getup? You look so cute!
[03:10] Rei
    We're going drinking today for sure!
[03:12] Kirishima
    I can't!
[03:14] Kirishima
    What are you doing here, anyway?
[03:16] Rei
    I moved here, actually.
[03:19] Kirishima
    Let's hang out again, just like old times!
[03:25] Kirishima
    Oh, my apologies, little lady.
[03:27] Kirishima
    I'll just shoo this away immediately.
[03:29] Rei
    What? Little lady?
[03:31] Rei
    What?! You're in charge of taking care
    of the yakuza boss's daughter?
[03:35] Rei
    I guess you never know what
    life has in store for you.
[03:38] Kirishima
    Anyway, if you're just
    inviting me out for drinks...
[03:41] Rei
    So your name's Yaeka-chan?
[03:44] Rei
    You can just call me Rei-chan.
[03:47] Yaeka
    Rei-chan...
[03:48] Kirishima
    Don't speak to the little lady!
[03:49] Yaeka
    Kirishima, are you Rei-chan's friend?
[03:52] Kirishima
    Huh?
[03:53] Yaeka
    You're acting different than usual.
[03:56] Yaeka
    The way you're talking
    makes you sound close.
[03:58] Rei
    Yup! We've been best friends
    since middle school.
[04:04] Rei
    I'm closer to him than anyon—
[04:05] Sign
    Hatred
[04:06] Rei
    Hey, what's that look for?!
[04:09] Kirishima
    Misunderstanding or not,
    if people think I'm close to you, it's...
[04:14] Rei
    Uh, hello?! You're being
    super rude to me here.
[04:18] Rei
    You never were honest about your feelings.
[04:21] Rei
    No one likes shy boys, by the way.
[04:23] Kirishima
    Shut up.
[04:25] Rei
    What's Toru-chan like with you, Yaeka-chan?
[04:28] Yaeka
    He's smiley and nice.
[04:30] Rei
    Huh?
[04:32] Rei
    Those were the last words
    I ever expected to hear.
[04:35] Kirishima
    Stop looking like you're so damn
    baffled by that. It's pissing me off.
[04:39] Sign
    "Kirishima couldn't take it anymore and went out for a smoke"
[04:42] Rei
    You see, in the past,
    Toru-chan almost never smiled
[04:46] Rei
    and always had this icy glare on his face.
[04:49] Rei
    I was wondering why he'd softened up so much.
[04:53] Rei
    I guess this truly was a
    wonderful encounter for him.
[04:55] Yaeka
    A wonderful encounter?
[04:58] Rei
    Yes. A wonderful encounter.
[05:00] Rei
    Wonderful encounters make people happy.
[05:04] Rei
    Yaeka-chan, take good care
    of Toru for me, okay?
[05:08] Kirishima
    Little lady, let's head home.
[05:12] Yaeka
    Okay. I want to get everyone donuts.
[05:15] Kirishima
    That's a great idea.
[05:16] Yaeka
    A plain one for Daddy.
    A strawberry one for Sugihara.
[05:20] Yaeka
    And a chocolate one for you, Kirishima.
[05:22] Kirishima
    Oh, there's one for me, too?
[05:25] Kirishima
    The hell are you looking at?
[05:28] Rei
    I hate to admit it, but I'm smitten
     with this version of you.
[05:30] Kirishima
    Get lost already.
[05:33] Kirishima
    See ya.
[05:34] Kirishima
    Let's go, little lady.
[05:36] Rei
    Oh, I just remembered
    after running into you...
[05:41] Rei
    Do you remember Masaya?
[05:42] Kirishima
    Masaya?
[05:44] Rei
    Nah, I guess you wouldn't.
[05:46] Rei
    Remember the guy from middle school
    who'd always pick a fight when he saw you?
[05:51] Rei
    You both sorta sucked as people.
[05:55] Sign
    Prison
[05:55] Rei
    I wonder what he's up to nowadays.
[06:01] Shinjo
    Masaya.
[06:03] Shinjo
    Congrats on getting out.
[06:06] Masaya
    Piss off.
[06:08] Kanami
    Well? How do you like my gift to Yae-chan?
[06:11] Kirishima
    It's very nice.
[06:13] Kanami
    Are we doing something big for her birthday?
[06:16] Kanami
    We celebrated her birthday
    here last year, remember?
[06:19] Kirishima
    Really? I had no idea.
[06:22] Kanami
    Hm?
[06:24] Kanami
    Oh, right.
[06:25] Kirishima
    Last year, you were off causing trouble,
    so you were rarely home.
[06:30] Kirishima
    Jeez... You make me sound like some rioter.
[06:33] Kanami
    But this year, since you're looking after her,
    you'll be able to celebrate with her. Yay!
[06:39] Kirishima
    Right. Are we inviting any of her
    friends over for her birthday?
[06:43] Kanami
    Well, considering where she lives,
    it's not so easy to bring friends over.
[06:49] Kirishima
    Oh, right...
[06:52] Kanami
    So what are you getting her, Toru-kun?
[06:56] Kirishima
    I don't know... Something that
    would make the little lady happy...
[07:02] Kanami
    What kinds of presents did
    you get when you were little?
[07:05] Kirishima
    Actually, I didn't really get much.
[07:09] Sign
    Happy Birthday
[07:13] Kanami
    Oh, sorry. It's not like material
    things matter that much, anyway.
[07:19] Kirishima
    Right.
[07:20] Kanami
    For example...
[07:22] Kanami
    Maybe someone did something for you.
[07:25] Kirishima
    Those memories would
    also be a lovely present.
[07:29] Kirishima
    I see... Maybe some home cooking?
[07:32] Kanami
    Home cooking! That's a great idea!
[07:34] Kirishima
    The only problem is, I've never cooked...
[07:38] Kanami
    Don't you worry! Cooking
    is all about love! Love!
[07:41] Kirishima
    Love, huh?
[07:46] Yaeka
    You can't go to the park, Kirishima?
[07:49] Kirishima
    My apologies. Something suddenly came up.
[07:54] Sugihara
    Which means we'll go with you instead!
[07:58] Takeuchi
    Let's go to the park!
[08:05] Sign
    Fuyutsuki Park
[08:05] Sugihara
    We tie two jump ropes together and...
[08:09] Sugihara
    All done.
[08:11] Sugihara
    Okay, here we go.
[08:13] Takeuchi
    Ready, and—
[08:16] Sugihara and Takeuchi
    Who's that?!
[08:18] Sara
    I'm Sara! Wanna jump rope!
[08:21] Sugihara
    Sara-chan?
[08:23] Takeuchi
    Is she a foreigner's kid?
[08:24] Sara
    What's your name?
[08:26] Yaeka
    S-Sakuragi Yaeka.
[08:29] Sara
    Yaeka! Let's jump rope!
[08:32] Sara
    Lemme jump rope with you!
[08:34] Sugihara
    That's some peer pressure...
[08:37] Kanami
    First, let's have you cut
    the vegetables, Toru-kun.
[08:40] Kirishima
    Sure.
[08:43] Kanami
    Hold your left hand like a cat's paw
    so you don't cut yourself.
[08:47] Kirishima
    Okay.
[08:47] Kanami
    Oh, and put the chopped veggies in—
[08:51] Kirishima
    Ah.
[08:52] Kanami
    Really?! What did I just tell you?!
[08:55] Kirishima
    Sorry. At some point, I lost track of whether
    I was cutting the vegetable or my finger.
[09:00] Kanami
    How does that even happen?!
    A-Anyway, let's get you bandaged up!
[09:04] Sara
    Twenty-eight, twenty-nine...
[09:07] Yaeka and Sara
    Thirty!
[09:09] Sara
    Wow! Yay! We jumped thirty times!
[09:12] Sara
    You're the best, Yaeka!
[09:14] Sara
    I wanna play with you more!
    What should we play next?
[09:19] Yaeka
    Um...
[09:21] Sugihara
    You can do whatever you'd like, little lady.
[09:22] Takeuchi
    Crap, it got tangled...
[09:26] Yaeka
    Then how about the swings?
[09:28] Sara
    Yes!
[09:29] Sara
    Let's go, Yaeka!
[09:31] Yaeka
    Okay.
[09:36] Sugihara
    Take that!
[09:41] Both
    Ready, and...
[09:49] Sara
    Happy birthday!
[09:51] Yaeka
    Huh?
[09:52] Sara
    This is my birthday cake! Celebrate with me!
[09:56] Yaeka
    Oh... Happy birthday.
[10:03] Leon
    Hey, Sara!
[10:05] Sara
    Ah, Papa!
[10:07] Sara
    Bye-bye!
[10:08] Sara
    Papa!
[10:09] Takeuchi
    And off goes that little storm...
[10:14] Sara
    Oh, yeah! Yaeka!
[10:16] Sara
    Let's play again!
[10:20] Yaeka
    Okay. See you later.
[10:23] Sugihara
    Th-The little lady made
    a friend, Takeuchi...
[10:27] Takeuchi
    Uh, yeah... Huh?!
[10:31] Kanami
    I wasn't sure how things were gonna go
    after you bled on the cutting board, but...
[10:35] Kirishima
    Looks like I'm cooking now, sorta.
[10:39] Kanami
    Still, I'm a little surprised
    you chose cooking.
[10:42] Kanami
    Do you have any special memories of it?
[10:44] Kirishima
    This is basically what birthdays meant to me.
[10:48] Sign
    Happy Birthday
[10:49] Kirishima
    It was never anything grand...
[10:52] Kirishima
    But this was my favorite.
[10:56] Kanami
    I see.
[10:57] Kirishima
    That just means we need
    to have Yae-chan eat
[11:00] Kirishima
    your favorite dish on her birthday.
[11:04] Kirishima
    I'll do my best.
[11:06] Sugihara
    Yes. We'll be there soon.
[11:09] Sugihara
    Thanks.
[11:13] Takeuchi
    What's the matter?
[11:16] Yaeka
    It's nothing.
[11:21] Yaeka
    I wonder if we'll get to play again.
[11:23] Sugihara
    Huh?
[11:24] Sugihara
    Of course we can! Right?
[11:27] Takeuchi
    Yeah! We'd love to!
[11:29] Sugihara
    Aw, shucks. I'm flattered you'd ask us.
[11:52] Kirishima
    Welcome home.
[11:53] Yaeka
    Thanks.
[11:57] Yaeka
    What's wrong?
[11:58] Kirishima
    Oh, er, it's nothing.
[12:01] Kirishima
    Come on, let's go inside.
[12:04] Yaeka
    Okay.
[12:07] Sara
    Yaeka!
[12:10] Leon
    We just moved in and came to say hi!
[12:12] Sara
    Yaeka! We're neighbors! Let's play!
[12:15] Sugihara
    What? You're neighbors?
[12:17] Sara
    Yaeka!
[12:19] Sara
    We got to see each other again!
[12:20] Yaeka
    Yeah, we did.
[12:23] Sara
    I'm so happy, Yaeka!
[12:26] Sara
    Let's play!
[12:29] Leon
    Oh!
[12:31] Leon
    Are you the master here?
[12:33] Leon
    I moved in next door.
    This isn't much, but...
[12:38] Sakuragi
    That was kind of you. Thank you.
[12:40] Sara
    I'm gonna play with Yaeka!
[12:42] Sakuragi
    Thank you, little one.
[12:44] Sakuragi
    But it's pretty late tonight.
    Maybe another time...
[12:48] Yaeka
    Daddy.
[12:50] Yaeka
    Can I invite Sara over when
    we celebrate my birthday?
[12:54] Sara
    Birthday? I wanna go!
[13:00] Kirishima
    Um, I'm sorry, but...
[13:02] Sakuragi
    Wait.
[13:05] Sakuragi
    That's fine, Yaeka. Invite her over.
[13:07] Sara
    Yay! Let's play again, Yaeka!
[13:10] Yaeka
    Sure. What should we play?
[13:13] Sara
    I'm so excited!
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[13:19] Yaeka
    Daddy, for my birthday today...
[13:23] Sakuragi
    Yes, I know. You're inviting
    the girl next door over.
[13:27] Yaeka
    Yup.
[13:27] Kirishima
    The gates of this house keep
    opening up wider and wider...
[13:31] Yaeka
    She said her dad was going to come, too.
[13:34] Sakura
    Her dad, too?
[13:36] Sara
    Yaeka!
[13:37] Leon
    Thanks for having us over.
[13:38] Sara
    Let's play lots again today!
[13:41] Leon
    Thank you very much
    for inviting us over today.
[13:44] Leon
    I haven't introduced myself yet.
[13:46] Leon
    My name is Leon.
[13:48] Kirishima
    Right... Thanks for the other day.
[13:50] Kirishima
    Jeez, this guy's intense...
[13:53] Kirishima
    But he doesn't seem to
    know about our family,
[13:55] Kirishima
    so it might work out that his daughter
    ended up the little lady's friend.
[13:59] Leon
    May I ask you for your name?
[14:01] Kirishima
    Sure, I'm Kirishima.
[14:04] Leon
    Oh, Kirishima-san, then.
[14:06] Leon
    Are you Yaeka's butler, Kirishima-san?
[14:09] Kirishima
    I mean, if I have to go
    into battle, I guess I will...
[14:12] Kanami
    Oh, jeez! He said "butler," not "battler."
[14:14] Kirishima
    Ah...
[14:16] Leon
    You battle, Kirishima-san?
[14:18] Kanami
    No, no, that's not what
    he meant. "Butler" was right.
[14:21] Kirishima
    Oh, I'm nothing fancy, though.
[14:25] Yaeka
    This way, Sara.
[14:27] Sara
    'Kay!
[14:29] Kirishima
    Hey, boss.
[14:31] Kirishima
    Perfect timing. I was about to
    bring our guest over and—
[14:35] Leon
    I wanted to ask you so much! Beautiful!
[14:38] Leon
    This house is filled with
    the heart of Japan!
[14:41] Sakuragi
    Huh?
[14:42] Leon
    I love the heart of Japan.
[14:45] Leon
    When I first saw this house,
[14:47] Leon
    I knew that the master here
    would be friends with me!
[14:51] Leon
    And just as I hoped...
[14:53] Leon
    You are the epitome of
    Japanese style, Sakuragi-san!
[14:53] Sign
    Wabi-sabi Traditional Japanese Clothes
[14:57] Leon
    I'm so happy! May I take some pictures?
[15:04] Sakuragi
    Hey, what are you laughing at?
[15:06] Kirishima
    Oh, I'm... I'm not laughing...
[15:09] Leon
    Okay, one more picture, please!
[15:11] Leon
    Sakuragi-san, smile!
[15:13] Sakuragi
    Hey!
[15:14] Leon
    Smile? Smile!
[15:18] Sara
    Oh! Japanese tea and sweets!
[15:22] Sugihara
    Dig right in.
[15:23] Sara
    Oh! The jump rope guys!
[15:26] Yaeka
    This is Sugihara and Takeuchi.
[15:28] Sara
    Can I have some?
[15:30] Yaeka
    Sure, go ahead.
[15:37] Sara
    Mm, so yummy!
[15:39] Sara
    Yaeka, there are so many people at your house!
[15:42] Sara
    Are they all your famiglia?
[15:44] Yaeka
    Fami...?
[15:45] Sugihara
    She means "family."
[15:47] Yaeka
    Family... Yes, they're all my family.
[15:51] Sara
    Yay! So many! How wonderful!
[15:53] Yaeka
    Huh? You think so?
[15:55] Sara
    So wonderful! The daifuku is also wonderful!
[15:59] Sugihara
    They are delicious, huh?
[16:02] Yaeka
    Ohagi?
[16:03] Yaeka
    Wow! Cat!
[16:06] Sara
    Ohagi-chan! So cute!
[16:12] Sara
    Come back here!
[16:14] Sugihara
    Hey, wait!
[16:15] Sugihara
    I see she's still like a storm...
[16:19] Takeuchi
    Truly.
[16:22] Sugihara
    But a storm blowing around
    the house is bad!
[16:25] Takeuchi
    There are priceless antiques everywhere!
[16:28] Sugihara
    Come back here!
[16:29] Takeuchi
    No horsing around!
[16:31] Sugihara
    Where'd they go?!
[16:36] Leon
    I couldn't tell from the outside,
[16:39] Leon
    but your garden has a cherry tree.
[16:42] Sakuragi
    I'm surprised you could tell
    it was a cherry tree.
[16:44] Leon
    Yes. Cherry trees are very memorable
    and special to my wife and me.
[16:48] Sakuragi
    Memorable?
[16:50] Leon
    When my wife and I first came to Japan,
    the first thing we saw were cherry blossoms.
[16:55] Leon
    We were absolutely charmed
    by how beautiful they were,
[16:59] Leon
    so we decided to live in Japan.
[17:02] Leon
    That's why the fact that we get
    to live in Japan as a family
[17:05] Leon
    and the fact that we got
    to meet you, Sakuragi-san...
[17:08] Leon
    Oh, Sakura...
[17:10] Leon
    Cherry trees, and your name
    also means "cherry tree"!
[17:12] Leon
    I knew our meeting was
    destined! How wonderful!
[17:17] Sakuragi
    You don't need to force them
    together. They're not related.
[17:20] Leon
    I'm not forcing anything! There's
    meaning behind our encounter!
[17:26] Sara
    The kids win! The adults are weak!
[17:29] Sara
    Winner!
[17:34] Kirishima
    The hell are you two losers doing?
[17:37] Sugihara
    Before we knew it, a contest started to
    see who could catch Ohagi first...
[17:41] Kirishima
    Well, it's you, Sugihara. Of course you lost.
[17:45] Sugihara
    Ouch! You'd really say that to my face?!
[17:49] Sara
    Papa! Having fun talking to Yaeka's papa?
[17:52] Leon
    Yes, I'm having a great time!
[17:55] Yaeka
    Are you tired, Daddy?
[17:57] Sakuragi
    No, I'll be fine.
[17:59] Leon
    Sara, are you having fun playing with Yaeka?
[18:02] Sara
    Yes! So much fun!
[18:04] Sara
    Yaeka's my best friend!
[18:07] Sara
    Hey, what should we do next?
[18:09] Yaeka
    You never finished
    eating your daifuku, Sara.
[18:11] Sara
    Oh, that's right! I'll go eat them!
[18:14] Yaeka
    Okay, let's go.
[18:16] Sara
    Yeah!
[18:20] Sara
    Here, for you!
[18:20] Yaeka
    Huh? Are you sure?
[18:22] Sara
    Yup!
[18:23] Leon
    Oh, how lovely.
[18:25] Leon
    I'm going to take a picture!
[18:27] Sara
    Yay!
[18:29] Leon
    I'm very grateful for this wonderful
    encounter, Sakuragi-san.
[18:34] Yaeka
    Encounter?
[18:36] (Flashback) Rei
    Yes. A wonderful encounter.
[18:38] (Flashback) Rei
    Wonderful encounters make people happy.
[18:42] Sara
    It's so good!
[18:43] Yaeka
    Sara?
[18:45] Yaeka
    You seem to really enjoy the food,
    so I was wondering if you're happy.
[18:50] Sara
    Of course I'm happy! What about you?
[18:53] Yaeka
    Yup, I'm happy, too.
[18:57] Yaeka
    This is a wonderful encounter.
[18:59] Sara
    Encounter?
[19:00] Yaeka
    They say that wonderful
    encounters make you happy.
[19:04] Yaeka
    Hey, Sara...
[19:10] Yaeka
    I hope we can continue to be friends!
[19:14] Sara
    Okay! Friends with Yaeka is okay!
[19:21] Yaeka
    Sara, you have powder on your mouth.
[19:24] Sara
    Wow!
[19:27] Sakuragi
    Indeed, this might be a fine encounter.
[19:31] Leon
    Yes! I hope we can continue
    being friends, Sakuragi-san.
SIGN    Happy
    
    
    Birthday
[19:39] Sugihara
    Happy birthday!
[19:40] Takeuchi
    Happy birthday!
[19:42] Kanami
    Happy birthday, Yae-chan!
[19:44] Sara
    Happy birthday, Yaeka!
[19:47] Leon
    Happy birthday!
[19:49] Yaeka
    Thank you.
[19:50] All
    Happy birthday! Happy birthday!
    Happy birthday!
[19:56] Sara
    Bye-bye!
[19:57] Sara
    Let's play again soon!
SIGN    Sakuragi
[19:58] Yaeka
    Yeah. See you later.
[20:05] Sugihara
    And away blows the storm...
[20:07] Takeuchi
    Yeah.
[20:09] Takeuchi
    Hey, where's Kirishima-san?
[20:11] Yaeka
    Kirishima?
[20:13] Sign
    Splat
[20:13] Sign
    Happy Birthday
[20:15] Yaeka
    Did you make this, Kirishima?
[20:18] Kirishima
    Yes. I wanted to bring it out earlier,
[20:23] Kirishima
    but I had a hard time getting
    the eggs to look nice.
[20:25] Kanami
    Toru-kun practiced real hard
    for you, Yae-chan.
[20:30] Yaeka
    Practiced?
[20:37] Yaeka
    Can I eat this?
[20:39] Kirishima
    Please.
[20:51] (Flashback) Kirishima's mother
    Toru, I'm sorry I can never
     buy you any presents.
[20:56] (Flashback) Little Kirishima
    I like my birthday dinner, though.
[21:00] Sign
    Happy Birthday
[21:01] Kirishima
    Presents don't have to be material things.
[21:05] Yaeka
    Kirishima!
[21:10] Yaeka
    Thank you for making this omelet rice for me.
[21:16] Kirishima
    I think... I finally understand
    what that means now.
[21:23] Sign
    Happy Birthday
[21:23] Kirishima
    Happy birthday.
[21:29] Kakihara
    First off, congrats on getting out.
[21:32] Kakihara
    I'll make sure you get to eat somethin'
     good today, my beloved son.
[21:37] Masaya
    Thanks, but if this ain't important,
    could it wait 'til later?
[21:41] Masaya
    There's something I wanna do right now.
[21:43] Shinjo
    Hey, Masaya! Did you forget how to talk
    while you were in the slammer?
[21:48] Kakihara
    Oh, c'mon. It's fine, Ryoma.
[21:51] Kakihara
    Masaya's always been like this.
[21:54] Shinjo
    But...
[21:55] Kakihara
    So what's this thing you
     wanna do so bad, Masaya?
[22:00] Masaya
    I'm gonna go kill Kirishima Toru.
SIGN    The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
SIGN    Next Time: The Ultimate Target

E7 - The Ultimate Target

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[00:03] Masaya
    Man, this sucks. All of you
    are weak pieces of shit.
[00:16] Masaya
    Talk about boring.
[00:20] Masaya
    This isn't nearly enough.
[00:26] (Flashback) Masaya
    I'm gonna go kill Kirishima Toru!
[00:29] (Flashback) Kakihara
    There you go again with Kirishima Toru.
[00:32] (Flashback) Kakihara
    You sure are obsessed with the guy.
[00:34] (Flashback) Kakihara
    But honestly, I wouldn't bother.
[00:37] (Flashback) Kakihara
    I'm pretty sure Kirishima doesn't
    have time for you right now.
[00:41] (Flashback) Masaya
    What's that supposed to mean?!
[00:42] (Flashback) Shinjo
    Hey, Masaya!
[00:45] (Flashback) Kakihara
    Kirishima's currently busy
    taking care of a cute little girl,
[00:49] (Flashback) Kakihara
    so he's on break from being a demon.
[00:51] (Flashback) Masaya
    Huh? Taking care of... a little girl?
[01:02] (Flashback) Masaya
    There's no way that's true!
[01:05] (Flashback) Kakihara
    Kirishima changed while
    you were in the slammer.
[01:09] (Flashback) Kakihara
    Which is why you should learn
    from him and calm down...
[01:13] (Flashback) Masaya
    Shut up!
[01:14] (Flashback) Shinjo
    What?
[01:15] (Flashback) Kakihara
    Oh, dear...
[01:23] Masaya
    Kirishima's changed?
[01:26] Masaya
    The Kirishima? For real?
[01:30] Masaya**
    I'll be the one to decide that
    when I see it with my own eyes.
[01:35] Masaya
    Because my only reason for
    living was to crush that guy.
[01:39] Masaya
    Man, I just can't wait to
    kill you, Kirishima Toru!
SIGN    The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
SIGN    Episode 7: The Ultimate Target
[03:16] Masaya
    Damn it! Taking care of a little girl?!
[03:20] Masaya
    Don't give me that shit!
[03:21] Masaya
    The boss doesn't know what
    kind of guy Kirishima is.
[03:26] Masaya
    Thirteen years ago...
[03:34] Masaya
    I picked a fight with Kirishima,
[03:36] Masaya
    who I'd heard would murder
    anyone who got involved with him.
[03:40] Masaya
    And then, after one hit,
    I understood everything.
[03:43] (Flashback) Rei
    T-Toru-chan, wait! That's too much!
[03:46] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Huh? Who gives a shit?
[03:49] (Flashback) Kirishima
    No one would care if this weakling died.
[03:51] Masaya
    I picked a lot of random fights with dudes to
    test my strength, but he was on another level.
[04:01] Masaya
    Kirishima was the ultimate target to me.
[04:09] Masaya
    Ever since then, all I've thought
    about is crushing him.
[04:14] Masaya
    The Alpha and the Omega, Kirishima Toru.
[04:18] (Flashback) Kakihara
    ...taking care of a cute little girl...
[04:21] Sfx
    Snap
[04:22] Masaya
    God damn it!
[04:25] Masaya
    I won't be satisfied
    until I see it for myself!
[04:27] Masaya
    Show yourself, Kirishima Toru!
[04:30] Kirishima
    Dude, shut the hell up.
[04:33] Kirishima
    Who's screaming my name in
     the middle of the damn street?
[04:37] Masaya
    Kirishi...ma?
[04:47] Masaya
    You're shittin' me... right?
[04:51] Kirishima
    Who the hell's this weirdo?
SIGN    Path
[04:56] Shinjo
    Boss, are you sure we didn't
    need to stop Masaya?
[05:00] Kakihara
    Hm... Yeah.
[05:02] Kakihara
    I really don't want to start
    anything with Sakuragi.
[05:07] Kakihara
    Guess we should go fetch him soon.
[05:10] Kakihara
    But before that, let's have some coffee.
[05:14] Shinjo
    He exists in his own time zone.
[05:15] Kakihara
    But man, Sakuragi sure is lucky
    to have such a cute daughter.
[05:21] Shinjo
    Sure...
[05:23] Kakihara
    At our last meeting, I asked him if I could
    borrow his daughter just for a day, and...
[05:30] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    What?
[05:32] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    Think before you speak. Or do you want
    your whole family to be crushed?
[05:36] Kakihara
    I almost destroyed our
    alliance by accident.
[05:40] Kakihara
    Man, he sure is a doting parent.
[05:42] Shinjo
    Seriously, that isn't funny.
[05:44] Shinjo
    Please don't randomly self-destruct
    when I'm not around.
[05:48] Sign
    The man who has to deal with all
     the Kakihara Family problems
[05:53] Yaeka
    Kirishima, is he your friend?
[05:57] Kirishima
    I'm not sure. I don't actually know who he is.
[06:00] Yaeka
    He was shouting your name, though.
[06:03] Kirishima
    Ah... Well, I know a lot of guys in suits.
    I can't remember all of them.
[06:07] Yaeka
    I guess you do mix up Rabi-kun
    and Mi-chan all the time.
[06:10] Kirishima
    They're really hard to tell apart.
[06:12] Masaya
    Hey, Kirishima! You can't be serious!
[06:14] Masaya
    The hell are you doing?!
[06:17] Kirishima
    Huh? What am I doing?
[06:19] Kirishima
    Buying colored pencils with the
     little lady at the stationery shop.
[06:22] Masaya
    That's not what I'm talkin' about!
[06:24] Masaya
    The hell are you
    babysittin' little kids for?!
[06:26] Masaya
    The guy I know wouldn't do that crap!
[06:30] Kirishima
    Is that so? Well, sorry, but
     I don't remember who you—
[06:33] Masaya
    Shut up! It doesn't matter
    because I remember you!
[06:37] Kirishima
    Uh, how does that even work?
[06:39] Kirishima
    God, this is a pain.
    I'm terribly sorry, little lady.
[06:43] Kirishima
    Could you go wait in the
    stationery shop for a bit—
[06:46] Rei
    Oh, Yaeka-chan!
[06:48] Rei
    Hi there! Are you on your
     way home from school?
[06:50] Yaeka
    Rei-chan.
[06:51] Rei
    Aw, Toru-chan's being a good boy,
    actually coming to pick you up.
[06:55] Kirishima
    Actually, you'll do. Watch the
    little lady for a bit, all right?
[06:59] Rei
    Huh?
[07:00] Kirishima
    I'm gonna shoo this guy off.
[07:05] Rei
    Huh? Masaya?!
[07:06] Rei
    Omigosh, it's been so long!
[07:09] Masaya
    Get the hell off me!
[07:10] Yaeka
    Is he Rei-chan's friend?
[07:12] Kirishima
    I guess so.
[07:14] Rei
    What do you mean, Toru-chan?
    It's Masaya, remember? Masaya!
[07:17] Rei
    I mentioned him the other day!
[07:19] Rei
    The battle nut who'd always
    pick fights with you!
[07:23] Masaya
    How are you so strong—
[07:24] Rei
    See? Look at this scar?
[07:27] Kirishima
    Middle school? Scar on his face?
[07:42] (Flashback) Masaya
    I'll kill you... I'll kill you, you hear me?!
[07:45] (Flashback) Masaya
    I don't care where you go,
    I'll be there to kill you!
[07:49] (Flashback) Masaya
    Just you wait, Kirishima!
[07:55] Kirishima
    Oh, right.
[07:56] Kirishima
    I guess there was some dude like that.
[08:01] Rei
    You really don't remember people, do you?
[08:04] Rei
    But isn't it cool that you happened
     to bump into each other
[08:07] Rei
    thirteen years later?
[08:08] Yaeka
    Thirteen years...
[08:10] Kirishima
    Definitely nothing to be happy about.
[08:12] Rei
    Oh, Toru-chan! You're so shy!
[08:15] Rei
    We were the squad.
[08:17] Kirishima
    Wait. I broke open this dude's skull, right?
[08:21] Masaya
    Piss off!
[08:22] Masaya
    I was never friends with you two!
[08:25] Rei
    What are you talking about?
[08:27] Rei
    We were the school outcasts,
    so we became friends!
[08:33] Sign
    Battle Nut
[08:33] Sign
    Would murder you
    if you talked to him
[08:33] Sign
    Effeminate
[08:34] Sign
    The Squad
[08:36] Masaya
    We were just some weirdos that got together!
[08:38] Rei
    Yeah, but Masaya, I didn't think
    you'd end up a yakuza, too.
[08:42] Masaya
    That's none of your business!
    More importantly...
[08:45] Masaya
    What's really messed up is this dude hiding
    his true nature to babysit some kid!
[08:53] Masaya
    I've been searching this whole time...
[08:56] Masaya
    for the guy they've been
    calling a demon for so long.
[09:00] (Flashback) Kakihara
    Hey, kid. This Kirishima
    you're looking for...
[09:05] (Flashback) Kakihara
    He's the new kid that joined
    Sakuragi's family recently, isn't he?
[09:08] (Flashback) Kakihara
    They call him...
[09:09] (Flashback) Kakihara
    Kirishima the Yakuza Crusher.
[09:12] (Flashback) Kakihara
    He's pretty famous for crushing
    yakuza families left and right.
[09:16] (Flashback) Kakihara
    We haven't had the pleasure
    of running into him yet...
[09:19] (Flashback) Kakihara
    But if you become a yakuza, too,
    you might just bump into him.
[09:26] Masaya
    I joined 'cause I thought I'd get to
     meet a crazier version of you
[09:29] Masaya
    than the one I knew from middle school!
[09:32] Masaya
    And yet, you—
[09:33] Kirishima
    Hey.
[09:35] Kirishima
    Shut your mouth.
[09:38] Kirishima
    I don't give a rat's ass
    how you live your life,
[09:41] Kirishima
    but if you're gonna be a thorn in my side,
[09:44] Kirishima
    how about I end you right here and now?
[09:50] Yaeka
    Kirishima?
[09:52] Kirishima
    Little lady.
[09:55] Kirishima
    I'm sorry, little lady!
[09:56] Kirishima
    I was just a little hangry.
[09:59] Yaeka
    Really?
[10:01] Masaya
    What the hell are you talking about?!
[10:03] Kakihara
    Hey, Masaya!
[10:06] Kakihara
    Masaya, we're gonna go get some grub.
[10:09] Masaya
    Boss?!
[10:15] Masaya
    Why are you here?! I finally found
    Kirishima, and now I'm gonna—
[10:21] Shinjo
    The boss said we're eating, so we're eating.
[10:23] Masaya
    Let go of me!
[10:25] Shinjo
    Yeah, yeah, we're done for today.
    See ya later, Kirishima.
[10:26] Masaya
    Let go of me, damn it!
[10:33] Kakihara
    Sorry if our Masaya interrupted anything.
[10:35] Kirishima
    Right...
[10:37] Masaya
    God damn it!
[10:39] Rei
    That was over as quickly as it started.
[10:41] Rei
    Honestly, Masaya hasn't changed at all.
[10:45] Rei
    I'm on edge just watching him.
[10:53] Yaeka
    Kirishima?
[10:54] Yaeka
    You're hungry, right? Let's go home.
[10:58] Kirishima
    Sure.
[11:01] Mashiro
    Hello, President?
[11:03] Mashiro
    As I said, Kirishima-kun
    won't be heading that way.
[11:07] Mashiro
    Yes.
[11:09] Mashiro
    Don't worry. It'll all work out.
[11:12] Mashiro
    You've got me, after all.
[11:17] Sugihara
    Okay, time for another fun day at work.
[11:22] Sign
    Gonna Take Kirishima Down
SIGN    The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
[11:28] Sugihara
    Kirishima-san.
[11:30] Sugihara
    I just got to Kono's office.
[11:32] Kirishima
    I see.
[11:34] Kirishima
    Just do it like we discussed yesterday.
[11:36] Sugihara
    Right.
[11:36] Yaeka
    Kirishima, don't move.
[11:39] Yaeka
    If you move, I can't draw you right.
[11:41] Kirishima
    My apologies. I'm just not used
    to being an art model.
[11:46] Sugihara
    No fair. Sounds like you're having fun.
[11:49] Kirishima
    You're the one who gets to play
    with President Kono, though.
[11:52] Sugihara
    What?
[11:54] Kirishima
    Just let me know how it goes.
[11:56] Sugihara
    You got it.
[12:00] Kono
    I couldn't ask for anything better
    than Sakuragi-san being on our side.
[12:06] Sugihara
    We're also ecstatic to finally have
    a connection with you, President Kono.
[12:12] Kono
    By the way, there's something
    I'd like to discuss with you.
[12:15] Sugihara
    Yes?
[12:16] Kono
    Is there any way we can make
    some changes to this agreement?
[12:21] Sugihara
    Changes, you say?
[12:23] Kono
    The other day, I talked to Kirishima-san...
[12:28] Kono
    But I've heard some
    terrifying rumors about him.
[12:31] Kono
    I wasn't thinking straight, and I ended up
    writing a higher price than I had planned.
[12:36] Sugihara
    Ah, in the heat of the moment, huh?
[12:39] Sugihara
    Kirishima-san's face is pretty scary,
[12:41] Sugihara
    so I don't blame you for
    thinking he was threatening you.
[12:44] Kono
    Oh, it's not like that.
[12:47] Kono
    I just let myself get spooked
    even though I barely know him.
[12:51] Sign
    Agreement
[12:51] Kono
    This is very important to me,
    so I wanted to think it over.
[12:55] Sign
    Agreement
[12:55] Kono
    I will be in your care
    from now on, after all.
[12:58] Sugihara
    Yes, of course. I'll wait as
    long as you need me to.
[13:03] Kono
    Thank you very much.
[13:06] Sugihara
    I knew it. He's just some lackey.
[13:09] Kono
    Here's the new agreement
    I'd like to propose.
[13:15] Sugihara
    I see...
[13:19] Sugihara
    Looks okay to me.
[13:20] Kono
    Looks like this will go
    smoothly, just like he said.
[13:25] Kono
    Really? Thank you very much.
[13:31] Kono
    I'm glad you're so understanding,
    Sugihara-san.
[13:35] Sugihara
    Oh, I'm honored.
[13:38] Sugihara
    I feel so at ease since
    this is a fake agreement.
[13:41] Kono
    Huh?
[13:42] Sugihara
    Huh?
[13:44] Kono
    What did you just say?
[13:45] Sugihara
    Oh, right. I said I feel so at ease
    because this is a fake agreement.
[13:50] Kono
    F-Fake? What are you...
[13:53] Kono
    What are you implying, Sugihara-san?
[13:58] Sugihara
    Scams involving civilians,
    forcefully buying up land...
[14:02] Sugihara
    Your next target was real estate, wasn't it?
[14:06] Sugihara
    Mister President, you sure have been
     involved in some dirty business on our turf.
[14:11] Sugihara
    There's no way we'd ever side with
    someone who's wrecking our territory.
[14:14] Kono
    Don't give me that shit!
[14:16] Kono
    I told you! I made a deal with Kirishima!
[14:20] Sugihara
    You still don't get it, President Kono?
[14:22] Sugihara
    That agreement itself was fake.
[14:30] Sugihara
    Man... It sure took some time
    to gather enough evidence,
[14:33] Sugihara
    since your evil deeds
    were always so intricate.
[14:37] Kono
    Piss off! Don't think you're
    gonna get away with this!
[14:41] Kono
    Stop acting like you're Kirishima—
[14:47] Sugihara
    Shut the hell up. You don't
    have the right to decline.
[14:52] Sugihara
    I came here today to squash
    your little operation.
[14:54] Sugihara
    You should be grateful that you get to
    deal with me and not Kirishima-san.
[14:58] Sugihara
    Unlike Kirishima-san, I'm nice,
[15:01] Sugihara
    so if you apologize now, I'll forgive you.
[15:03] Kono
    You little shit! Who do you think you are?!
[15:06] Kono
    You're nothing but Kirishima's shadow!
[15:10] Sugihara
    I see. Well, don't say I didn't try
    to resolve this peacefully.
[15:21] Sugihara
    Don't worry. This won't be as bad
     as what Kirishima-san would do.
[15:26] Kono
    Please, don't—
[15:31] Sugihara
    Man, that pissed me off.
[15:34] Sugihara
    Don't compare me to
    Kirishima-san the Demon.
[15:38] (Flashback) Kono
    You're nothing but Kirishima's shadow!
[15:47] Thief A
    What? This teacup costs 150,000 yen?
[15:50] Sign
    5 Years Ago
[15:52] (Flashback) Thief A
    Kei-chan, where'd you get this?
[15:54] (Flashback) Sugihara
    From an antique shop this
    old lady runs on her own.
[15:57] (Flashback) Sugihara
    She's got no security cameras,
    so it's a free-for-all.
[16:00] (Flashback) Thief A
    Way to go, Kei-chan!
    You're a top-tier shoplifter!
[16:04] (Flashback) Sugihara
    Aw, c'mon. No need to flatter me.
[16:06] (Flashback) Sugihara and Thief A
    Yeah.
[16:08] Sign
    Sekiguchi Antiques
[16:12] Sugihara
    Aw, Granny's awake today.
[16:12] (Flashback) Old woman
    Welcome.
[16:15] (Flashback) Old woman
    Feel free to look around.
[16:16] Sugihara
    Well, whatever. I'll just take some
    stuff that's not in her line of sight.
[16:31] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Heya, kid.
[16:34] (Flashback) Kirishima
    You into antiques?
[16:35] (Flashback) Sugihara
    Huh?
[16:36] (Flashback) Kirishima
    It's pretty rare for a kid like you
    to come into a shop like this.
[16:40] (Flashback) Sugihara
    Oh, uh... Y-Yeah, I guess you're right.
[16:44] (Flashback) Sugihara
    I kinda picked up the interest from my dad...
[16:47] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Huh... I see. So you come here often, then?
[16:51] (Flashback) Sugihara
    Er... Yes.
[16:53] Sugihara
    What's this dude's problem?
    He's all up in my face.
[16:57] Sugihara
    Maybe I'll give up for now
    and come back another day...
[17:00] (Flashback) Kirishima
    So, I heard this shop has a problem with...
[17:04] (Flashback) Kirishima
    shoplifting.
[17:05] (Flashback) Sugihara
    Huh?
[17:06] (Flashback) Kono
    I'm here 'cause the boss asked me
     to pick somethin' up for him.
[17:10] Sugihara
    "Boss"? Is he with the yakuza?
[17:14] (Flashback) Kirishima
    But apparently, it's gone now, even though
    the owner doesn't remember selling it.
[17:18] (Flashback) Kirishima
    You know anything about that?
[17:19] (Flashback) Kirishima
    It's a teacup worth 150,000 yen.
[17:21] Sugihara
    Seriously?
[17:23] (Flashback) Sugihara
    N-No idea... sir. It probably got sold.
[17:27] (Flashback) Sugihara
    The lotus design on it was super pretty.
[17:31] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Oh, really? How'd you know
    there was a lotus design on it?
[17:37] Sugihara
    Shit, I messed up.
[17:49] Sugihara
    It was just a game for me, at first.
[17:55] (Flashback) Sugihara's mother
    Why can't you even manage that?
[17:57] (Flashback) Man
    Enough already!
[17:57] Sugihara
    No matter what I did,
    the adults never acknowledged me.
[18:04] Sign
    Drug Store
[18:07] Sugihara
    The only thing anyone complimented
    me on was my shoplifting skill.
[18:17] Sugihara
    My "game" ended up my whole way
    of life, and my parents disowned me.
[18:32] (Flashback) Sugihara
    This is hell...
[18:34] (Flashback) Kirishima
    I'll let you pour some tea into
    that teacup before I finish you off.
[18:49] (Flashback) Sugihara
    I wish I could've been complimented
    on something normal, even once.
[19:05] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Y'know, you're pretty good at making tea.
[19:08] (Flashback) Sugihara
    Huh?
[19:12] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Might just be the pricey teacup and
    the splash of despair that's mixed in.
[19:16] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Nah, I mean it. It's good.
[19:19] Sugihara
    H-He complimented me!
[19:24] (Flashback) Sugihara
    I'm fine with just making tea!
[19:26] (Flashback) Sugihara
    Please! Let me work for you!
[19:28] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Huh? I don't need anyone working for me.
[19:32] Sugihara
    Something so insignificant to society
[19:35] Sugihara
    managed to be what changed my whole world.
[19:41] Sugihara
    I'm just Kirishima-san's shadow?
    Say whatever you want.
[19:46] Sugihara
    I decided that I was going
    to follow him forever.
[20:00] Mashiro
    Hey there, President.
    That was a pretty long nap.
[20:04] Kono
    Mashiro-san!
[20:05] Kono
    Where were you?! I only agreed
    because you said you'd back me up!
[20:10] Kono
    What's going on?
[20:17] Mashiro
    I guess Sugihara-kun's pretty strong.
[20:20] Mashiro
    Before he joined that family,
    he was the leader of some thieves,
[20:23] Mashiro
    and he never lost a fight.
[20:26] Mashiro
    Meaning he's skilled enough
    to work under Kirishima-kun.
[20:30] Mashiro
    Seriously, I got some great
    intel today thanks to you.
[20:38] Kono
    W-Wait... You were just using me?
[20:41] Mashiro
    Sure was. Do you have a problem with that?
[20:44] Kono
    Wha—
[20:45] Mashiro
    Oh, but if the boss finds out
    I'm doing this, I'll get in trouble,
[20:49] Mashiro
    so this will be goodbye for us.
[20:52] Mashiro
    Hmm, I wonder... If I push you from here,
[20:54] Mashiro
    do you think it'll be high
     enough to give you amnesia?
[20:57] Mashiro
    Actually, you might just croak.
[20:59] Kono
    Wh-What are you...
[21:03] Mashiro
    Wanna try it out?
[21:11] Kirishima
    Hey, Sugihara.
[21:14] Kirishima
    Tea.
[21:18] Sugihara
    Yes, sir!
[21:24] Sugihara
    Here you go.
[21:32] Sugihara
    Kirishima-san, am I good at making tea?
[21:40] Kirishima
    It'd taste the same no matter who made it.
[21:43] Sugihara
    Kirishima-san doesn't remember...
SIGN    Best Friends
SIGN    The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
SIGN    Next Time: It's Been a While

E8 - It's Been a While

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[00:01] Kirishima
    Sara-chan's enrolling in the same
    school as the little lady, starting today?
[00:04] Leon
    Yes! Sara was very excited
    to see Yaeka at school.
[00:08] Sugihara
    Wow, if Sara-chan's there, I bet
     the little lady will be thrilled, too.
[00:13] Kirishima
    Yeah, I bet.
[00:14] Leon
    Sara was determined
    to make a lot of friends.
[00:18] Kirishima
    Well, I'm sure that'll be easy,
    given Sara-chan's personality.
SIGN    Sara Wilson
[00:22] Sara
    I'm Sara!
[00:24] Sara
    I'm gonna be friends with everyone!
[00:29] Friend 1
    Wow!
[00:31] Friend 2
    Your hair's so pretty!
[00:34] Sara
    Yaeka! I made friends! Look!
[00:36] Friend 1
    Huh?
[00:37] Friend 2
    Yaeka-chan?
[00:39] Sara
    Come play outside with us, Yaeka!
[00:41] Yaeka
    Um, maybe not today...
[00:44] Sara
    Then let's play next time!
[00:46] Sara
    Come on! Let's go outside!
[00:47] Friends 1 and 2
    Yeah!
[00:50] Yaeka
    Sara's amazing...
SIGN    The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
SIGN    Episode 8: It's Been a While
[02:31] Koki
    Holy crap!
[02:33] Koki
    This house is huge!
[02:37] Aoi
    Okay.
SIGN    Sakuragi
[02:40] Sugihara
    Thanks for waiting. This way, please.
[02:44] Koki
    Thanks for letting me come over!
[02:47] Kanami
    It's been a while. I see you've
    brought Koki-kun with you.
[02:51] Kanami
    Welcome in.
[02:53] Koki
    Hi!
[02:54] Aoi
    He wants to tag along
    with me everywhere lately.
[02:58] Aoi
    I've come to see your
    father today, little lady.
[03:02] Yaeka
    Yeah.
[03:03] Koki
    Let's play, Yaeka-chan!
[03:06] Kanami
    I'll look after the kids. Enjoy your stay.
[03:10] Aoi
    Sure, thanks.
[03:13] Kirishima
    You seem pretty nervous.
[03:15] Aoi
    Huh?
[03:16] Kirishima
    You got here twenty minutes early
    to your meeting because
[03:20] Kirishima
    you needed to sort out your feelings before
    coming through the gates again, right?
[03:24] Aoi
    You sure like digging deep
    into people's emotions.
[03:29] Kirishima
    You're just easy to read, Aoi-san.
[03:31] Aoi
    What?!
[03:32] Kirishima
    It'll be fine. You've got
     nothing to worry about.
[03:38] Aoi
    Toru...
[03:40] Kirishima
    Come in. The boss is waiting for you.
[03:44] Aoi
    Please excuse me, boss.
[03:52] Aoi
    Um, I...
[03:53] Sakuragi
    You dumbass.
[03:56] Sakuragi
    Stop looking so pathetic.
    That's not like you at all.
[04:00] Sakuragi
    It's been a while, Aoi.
[04:02] Aoi
    Yes, it has, boss!
[04:05] Sakuragi
    What the hell? Are you crying?
[04:08] Aoi
    N-No, I'm not!
[04:11] Sugihara
    So that's Aoi-san.
    What brings him here today?
[04:16] Kirishima
    I told you I ran into him at
    the hospital a while back, right?
[04:20] Sugihara
    You did mention that, yes.
[04:22] Kirishima
    Then I guess the little
    lady told the boss...
[04:25] (Flashback) Yaeka
    He said he'd come by soon with a gift.
[04:30] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    I see. You did a great job
     telling me. Thank you.
[04:34] (Flashback) Yaeka
    Yup.
[04:34] Sign
    Come tell me yourself, asshole
[04:37] Kirishima
    Then I contacted him,
    but it's been a little while.
[04:42] Sugihara
    Huh? Is Aoi-san gonna be okay?
[04:45] Kirishima
    Well, they're in friendly mode now.
[04:48] Sugihara
    That's good, then.
[04:50] Aoi
    I think you've heard this from Toru...
[04:54] Aoi
    But I'm sorry it took me
    a while to come visit.
[04:57] Aoi
    I never thought I'd be
    living a life like this.
[05:02] Sakuragi
    You haven't gotten used to the change yet?
[05:05] Aoi
    That might be it.
[05:07] Kirishima
    Please excuse me.
[05:11] Sakuragi
    Just leave it there.
[05:13] Kirishima
    Yes, sir.
[05:19] Aoi
    Toru... seems to have changed.
[05:22] Sakuragi
    Yeah.
[05:24] Aoi
    Has he chilled out at all?
[05:26] Sakuragi
    I hope so.
[05:29] Sakuragi
    Well, I guess he's a bit
    calmer than he was before.
[05:34] Sign
    Eight Years Ago
[05:34] (Flashback) Kanami
    Jeez, Onee-chan!
[05:36] (Flashback) Kanami
    I told you I'd take care of all the chores!
SIGN    Kurosaki Kanami (25 years old)
[05:39] (Flashback) Kanami
    Let me handle it.
[05:40] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Oh, come on. You worry too much!
[05:42] (Flashback) Kanami
    Just stay still!
[05:44] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Aw, she kicked me out.
SIGN    Sakuragi Miyuki (28 years old)
[05:47] (Flashback) Aoi
    Good morning, Missus.
[05:49] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Oh, Aoi-kun.
SIGN    Sakuragi Family First Lieutenant
    Aoi Toichiro (27 years old)
[05:51] (Flashback) Aoi
    Why are you standing out here?
[05:54] (Flashback) Miyuki
    I was trying to make breakfast,
    but Kanami got mad at me.
[05:59] (Flashback) Aoi
    Well, you never stop moving.
[06:02] (Flashback) Aoi
    But I can't blame her for worrying,
    seeing your belly like that.
[06:06] (Flashback) Miyuki
    I get antsy when I'm not
     doing anything, though.
[06:10] (Flashback) Miyuki
    By the way, you're awfully early today.
[06:12] (Flashback) Aoi
    Yeah, well...
[06:15] (Flashback) Aoi
    Toru caused about as much
    trouble as a dude can cause,
[06:18] (Flashback) Aoi
    and now we haven't seen him in three days.
[06:20] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Oh, dear. That's not good.
[06:22] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Well, he'll probably come home
    if we leave out some food for him.
[06:26] (Flashback) Aoi
    He's not a stray cat...
SIGN    Sakuragi Family Boss
    Sakuragi Kazuhiko (37 years old)
[06:29] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    What are you doing?
[06:32] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Aw, you caught me.
[06:36] (Flashback) Miyuki
    I know you're all worried and
     asking me to take it easy,
[06:39] (Flashback) Miyuki
    but I'm bored out of my mind
    with nothing to do.
[06:43] (Flashback) Miyuki
    What are you looking at?
[06:44] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    Some bowls I collected a long time ago.
[06:46] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Oh, it's lovely.
[06:49] (Flashback) Miyuki
    I wouldn't have expected you
    to pick such cute designs.
[06:53] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    I figured our child could use it
    once she's able to eat solid food.
[06:59] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    Though that's still in the future.
[07:02] (Flashback) Miyuki
    I'm sure she'll love it, because
    you picked it out for her.
[07:06] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    I hope so.
[07:09] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    What?
[07:11] (Flashback) Miyuki
    I was just thinking about whether
    our child will take after me or you.
[07:16] (Flashback) Miyuki
    I'm sure she'll be a chatterbox
    if she takes after me.
[07:19] (Flashback) Miyuki
    And if she takes after you...
[07:22] (Flashback) Miyuki
    She'll grow up strong and kind.
[07:25] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    That's if she takes after you.
[07:28] (Flashback) Miyuki
    What? It'd be you, though.
[07:34] (Flashback) Aoi
    What happened?!
[07:38] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Sorry... I didn't mean to startle you.
SIGN    Sakuragi Family Second Lieutenant
    Kirishima Toru (20 years old)
[07:41] (Flashback) Aoi
    Where the hell have you been
    this whole time, you dumbass?!
[07:45] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Well, y'know...
[07:47] (Flashback) Kirishima
    I got hungry, so I came back.
[07:50] Aoi
    I guess he actually is a stray cat.
[07:52] (Flashback) Aoi
    I'm gonna kill you first!
[07:52] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    They're so loud...
[07:55] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Why, though?
[07:56] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Ow. No violence allowed!
[07:58] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Oh, it's fine. It livens things up.
[07:59] (Flashback) Aoi
    Shut up! Hey!
[08:00] (Flashback) Miyuki
    I love all of them.
[08:03] (Flashback) Miyuki
    They all gathered here because
    they respect you. They're family.
[08:08] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    I guess things will be even
    more lively after she's born.
[08:12] (Flashback) Miyuki
    I'll bet!
[08:15] (Flashback) Aoi
    You hear me? Huh?!
[08:16] (Flashback) Kirishima
    That hurts! Seriously!
[08:18] (Flashback) Kanami
    When you're all done,
    come on by. There's food.
[08:21] (Flashback) Kirishima
    I was hoping I could eat now.
[08:22] (Flashback) Aoi
    Not before I get a lecture in!
[08:24] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Ow!
[08:26] (Flashback) Miyuki
    We'll become an even lovelier family.
[08:29] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Oh.
[08:31] (Flashback) Miyuki
    She just kicked.
[08:34] Aoi
    The little lady's gotten so big.
[08:36] Aoi
    I was shocked when I saw her the other day.
[08:40] Aoi
    But I guess that's only obvious,
    considering how big Koki's gotten.
[08:44] Sakuragi
    Your son's a year younger than Yaeka?
[08:47] Aoi
    Yes. Dunno who he took after,
    but he's a troublemaker.
[08:50] Sakuragi
    Glad to hear he took after you.
[08:53] Aoi
    Right...
[08:55] Aoi
    Um, when I saw Kanami-chan at
     the hospital, we talked a little bit.
[09:00] Aoi
    I heard that the missus's
    condition hasn't changed.
[09:03] Sakuragi
    Yeah.
[09:04] Aoi
    I see...
[09:06] Sakuragi
    How's your wife doing?
[09:09] Sakuragi
    She's still not any better?
[09:11] Aoi
    Oh, no! Thankfully, Sanae is doing great!
[09:14] Aoi
    When I told her I was
    visiting the family today,
[09:15] (Flashback) Sanae
    Do you have a gift?
[09:16] (Flashback) Sanae
    Make sure you say hi for me.
[09:17] Aoi
    she fussed about things
    like gifts and such.
[09:19] (Flashback) Aoi
    Okay, fine.
[09:20] (Flashback) Koki
    You told us already!
[09:21] Sakuragi
    I see.
[09:23] Aoi
    Boss, I've wanted to thank you all this time.
[09:28] (Flashback) Kanami
    When you're all done,
    come on by. There's food.
[09:31] (Flashback) Kirishima
    I was hoping I could eat now.
[09:32] (Flashback) Aoi
    Not before I get a lecture in!
[09:34] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Ow!
[09:35] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Oh, she just kicked.
[09:39] (Flashback) Miyuki
    I can't wait to meet her.
[09:40] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    Yeah.
[09:42] Sign
    Fuyutsuki Orphanage
[09:43] Aoi
    I always admired "real families."
[09:48] Aoi
    I didn't just want to be brought
    into someone's family circle,
[09:51] Aoi
    but to start one with someone dear to me.
[09:54] (Flashback) Sanae
    Aoi-kun, look. We're gonna have a baby!
[09:58] Aoi
    I wanted to start a family.
[10:03] Sign
    Fuyutsuki General Hospital
[10:05] (Flashback) Aoi
    And then, that idiot Toru...
[10:05] Sign
    LactotD
    Infusion
[10:09] (Flashback) Aoi
    What?
[10:10] (Flashback) Sara
    You sound like you're this
    Toru-kun's older brother.
[10:14] (Flashback) Aoi
    Older brother?
[10:15] (Flashback) Sanae
    Sakuragi-san is like the dad,
    and Miyuki-san is like the mom.
[10:19] (Flashback) Sanae
    And this Toru-kun I keep hearing
    about lately is your little brother.
[10:23] (Flashback) Sanae
    Whenever you talk about them,
    you all sound like a family.
[10:29] (Flashback) Sanae
    You must really love everyone
    in the Sakuragi Family.
[10:35] (Flashback) Aoi
    Sanae, um... Thanks.
[10:38] (Flashback) Sanae
    Hm?
[10:39] (Flashback) Aoi
    For accepting the family... and me.
[10:43] (Flashback) Aoi
    I don't know any of my blood
    relatives, so as you said,
[10:46] (Flashback) Aoi
    the Sakuragi Family is
     the closest thing I've got.
[10:51] (Flashback) Aoi
    But for you to start a family
    with me when I belong to them
[10:55] (Flashback) Aoi
    must mean that I'm going to end up
    causing trouble for you and your family.
[11:01] (Flashback) Aoi
    So...
[11:04] (Flashback) Sanae
    It's because you care so much about family,
    no matter what form it takes,
[11:08] (Flashback) Sanae
    that I want to spend the
    rest of my life with you.
[11:12] (Flashback) Sanae
    So please, don't look so apologetic.
[11:15] (Flashback) Sanae
    Just tell me more about your precious family.
[11:22] (Flashback) Aoi
    Thanks...
[11:25] Aoi
    I think... I finally have the
    family I always wanted.
[11:31] Sign
    Fuyutsuki General Hospital
[11:33] Sign
    Of course not
[11:33] Sign
    To
[11:33] Sign
    LOL
[11:33] Sign
    Are you coming by today?
[11:37] (Flashback) Sanae
    Huh? I wonder if something happened...
[11:39] (Flashback) Aoi
    Toru! I told you not to overdo it!
[11:42] (Flashback) Aoi
    I still need to ask them questions.
[11:45] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Don't worry. This isn't enough to kill him.
[11:48] (Flashback) Aoi
    You seriously suck at holding back.
[11:52] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Huh? Do I?
[11:54] Aoi
    Everything that was
    precious to me until now...
[11:56] Aoi
    Everything that's going to be
    precious to me from now on...
[11:59] Aoi
    I'll always be able to protect both
    without having to change.
[12:02] (Flashback) Aoi
    Come on. Carry him to the office and...
[12:09] (Flashback) Aoi
    Toru!
[12:12] Aoi
    I thought there was nothing
    that could make me happier.
[12:19] (Flashback) Aoi
    Sanae!
[12:21] (Flashback) Sanae
    Aoi-kun!
[12:23] (Flashback) Sanae
    Are you... hurt?
[12:25] (Flashback) Aoi
    No, this isn't a big deal.
[12:28] (Flashback) Aoi
    Sorry I'm late.
[12:30] (Flashback) Sanae
    No, let me see!
[12:32] (Flashback) Sanae
    We need to get you to a doctor quick—
[12:38] (Flashback) Sanae
    You're bleeding... so much...
[12:43] (Flashback) Aoi
    Sanae?
[12:45] (Flashback) Aoi
    Hey, hang in there! Sanae!
[12:47] (Flashback) Aoi
    Hey! Are you okay? Hey!
[12:56] Aoi
    After that day,
[12:57] Aoi
    Sanae started to hyperventilate
    whenever any little thing worried her,
[13:01] Aoi
    which made her sick quite often.
[13:06] (Flashback) Sanae
    Aoi-kun... Don't go...
[13:12] Aoi
    I see. Sanae, all this time...
[13:17] Aoi
    To preserve the happiness
    I wanted so badly,
[13:22] Aoi
    you've been hiding your
    own fears all this time...
[13:26] Aoi
    I'm such an idiot.
[13:33] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    Aoi...
[13:35] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    If you have something other
    than this family to protect,
[13:38] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    then you can take us out of the equation.
[13:41] (Flashback) Aoi
    Huh?
[13:42] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    There are other people
    who can protect us.
[13:45] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    But you're the only one who can
    protect your other family.
[13:50] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    There's only one thing you should
    be risking your life to protect.
[13:54] (Flashback) Aoi
    Boss, I...
[13:57] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    It's all right. You have no doubts
    about your decision, correct?
[14:04] (Flashback) Aoi
    Yes, sir.
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[14:19] (Flashback) Sanae
    Aoi-kun, you're back early today.
[14:23] (Flashback) Sanae
    Aoi-kun?
[14:30] (Flashback) Aoi
    I left the family.
[14:31] (Flashback) Sanae
    Huh?
[14:33] (Flashback) Aoi
    They're an important place for me,
    and they're my precious family...
[14:38] (Flashback) Aoi
    They were where I felt like I belonged.
[14:41] (Flashback) Aoi
    But for me...
[14:43] (Flashback) Aoi
    My real family is you,
    and the child in your belly.
[14:48] (Flashback) Sanae
    But the Sakuragi Family is your precious...
[14:57] (Flashback) Aoi
    I should've noticed earlier.
[14:59] (Flashback) Aoi
    But I took advantage of your
    kindness and got greedy.
[15:05] (Flashback) Aoi
    I only need one thing that
    makes me so happy in life.
[15:08] (Flashback) Sanae
    Aoi-kun... I'm sorry.
[15:12] (Flashback) Sanae
    Thank you...
[15:15] Aoi
    Those words woke me up.
[15:17] Aoi
    The place I was really supposed
    to protect was my family.
[15:21] Aoi
    After I left the Sakuragi Family,
    Sanae's health improved,
[15:25] Aoi
    and I was blessed with two children.
[15:27] Aoi
    I can proudly say that I'm happy now.
[15:30] Aoi
    Boss, from the bottom of my heart...
[15:33] Aoi
    I truly thank you.
[15:45] Kirishima
    What a huge change.
[15:48] Kirishima
    Their expressions look so much better now.
[15:53] Koki
    Yaeka-chan, you're really good.
[15:55] Yaeka
    Really?
[15:57] Aoi
    This is sorta weird.
[15:59] Aoi
    I can't believe I get to see Koki
    and the little lady playing together.
[16:03] Kirishima
    Yeah.
[16:05] Aoi
    I'm really glad I came today.
[16:08] Aoi
    I owe the little lady for giving me
    this chance back at the hospital.
[16:11] Kirishima
    Yeah.
[16:12] Aoi
    Though I will say, it's pretty shocking
[16:15] Aoi
    that you're the one looking
    after the little lady.
[16:17] Kirishima
    Uh-huh...
[16:19] Aoi
    I mean, you used to refuse to
    come home all the time,
[16:22] Aoi
    and when you did, you'd be all torn up.
[16:25] Aoi
    You probably didn't even know the
    little lady existed then, did you?
[16:29] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Aw, Toru-kun.
[16:32] (Flashback) Miyuki
    You were playing with Yaeka?
[16:34] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Um... Sure.
[16:37] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Yaeka's sleeping all funny again.
[16:40] (Flashback) Kirihima
    Um, could you help me out here?
[16:43] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Are you tired?
[16:44] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Yes. Um, but..
[16:46] (Flashback) Kirishima
    This might not be so bad
    every once in a while.
[16:48] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Just one sec. I'll be right back.
[16:51] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Uh, sure.
[17:01] Aoi
    You never even played with the little
    lady before, and now look at you.
[17:06] Kirishima
    Yeah.
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[17:11] Aoi
    Also, Toru...
[17:12] Aoi
    Ever since I left the family, I—
[17:15] Koki
    Dad! Look at this awesome drawing I did!
[17:18] Aoi
    What the heck is this?
[17:19] Aoi
    Listen, I'm in the middle of
    an important conversation—
[17:22] Yaeka
    Hey.
[17:23] Kirishima
    Oh, did you draw
    something too, little lady?
[17:26] Kirishima
    Can I see?
[17:27] Yaeka
    It's Ohagi sitting.
[17:29] Kirishima
    Wow, that's really good.
[17:32] Yaeka
    You can have it, Kirishima.
[17:33] Kirishima
    Are you sure?
[17:35] Kirishima
    Then for the next one, could you
    draw Ohagi's face a little bigger?
[17:39] Yaeka
    Okay.
[17:41] Koki
    I'll draw that, too!
[17:42] Aoi
    When I left the family,
[17:45] Aoi
    I felt like I had let you, the guy
    everyone called a demon, loose.
[17:49] Aoi
    That was the one thing
    that always nagged at me.
[17:51] Aoi
    But...
[17:52] (Flashback) Aoi
    Toru! Where are you?!
[17:55] (Flashback) Aoi
    You better not have left again—
[17:56] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Shh!
[17:59] (Flashback) Aoi
    That little—
[18:00] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    Let them sleep.
[18:03] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    Miyuki, get them a futon.
[18:06] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Sure.
[18:08] (Flashback) Miyuki
    They look like a real family.
[18:17] Aoi
    I guess I didn't need to
    worry so much after all.
[18:21] Koki
    Dad, aren't we gonna eat those cakes? Come on!
[18:25] Aoi
    Oh, right.
[18:27] Aoi
    I forgot I brought a gift.
[18:31] Kirishima
    Huh? Did you always eat sweets, Aoi-san?
[18:35] Aoi
    No, I don't like them, but Sanae does.
[18:38] Aoi
    I always buy her some after I get into a figh—
[18:44] Aoi
    Forget I ever said anything.
[18:48] Koki
    Make-up cake!
[18:49] Yaeka
    Make-up cake?
[18:51] Kirishima
    Make-up cake?
[18:53] Aoi
    Stop repeating that!
[18:54] Koki
    He and Mom always eat cake together.
[18:57] Kirishima
    Together, huh? Oh, really?
[19:00] Kirishima
    You sure are blessed, Aoi-san.
[19:03] Aoi
    My head hurts...
[19:07] (Flashback) Aoi
    My head hurts...
[19:09] (Flashback) Sanae
    Well, you cried a lot.
    Your eyes are all red.
[19:13] (Flashback) Aoi
    You, too.
[19:14] (Flashback) Sanae
    But knowing we can cry together
    made me really happy.
[19:20] (Flashback) Aoi
    Yeah. Let's continue our lives together.
[19:25] (Flashback) Aoi
    Oh, yeah.
[19:28] (Flashback) Sanae
    What's this?
[19:30] (Flashback) Aoi
    I figured we could eat them together.
[19:33] (Flashback) Sanae
    What? But you don't like sweets.
[19:36] (Flashback) Aoi
    It's fine. I want some right now.
[19:38] (Flashback) Sanae
    I feel like I'm being tricked.
[19:41] (Flashback) Aoi
    I'm not tricking you.
[19:42] (Flashback) Sanae
    Oh, it moved!
[19:44] (Flashback) Aoi
    Really?
[19:52] Koki
    Bye-bye! Let's go on another date sometime!
[19:55] Aoi
    Shut up!
[19:57] Kirishima
    I'm happy for you, little lady.
    You've got more friends now.
[20:01] Yaeka
    Friends?
[20:06] Girls
    One, two, three, four...
[20:11] Girls
    Five, six, seven...
[20:15] Girls
    Eight, nine, ten...
[20:25] Yaeka
    Are you okay?
[20:28] Kaede
    Thanks...
[20:29] Kaede
    Oh! It broke...
[20:33] Yaeka
    Oh, one sec.
[20:39] Kaede
    Huh? You're giving this to me?
[20:41] Yaeka
    I use blue a lot, so I have an extra one.
[20:45] Kaede
    Thanks.
[20:46] Yaeka
    Yeah.
[20:47] Kaede
    U-Um...
[20:49] Yaeka
    Hm?
[20:50] Kaede
    Do you wanna draw... together?
[20:53] Yaeka
    Huh?
[20:54] Kaede
    I ran away yesterday 'cause
    I was too embarrassed,
[20:57] Kaede
    but I always watch you draw,
[20:59] Kaede
    and I wanted to talk to you.
[21:03] Kaede
    I wanted a friend I could draw with.
[21:06] Yaeka
    M-Me, too.
[21:09] Yaeka
    I want to be friends with you,
[21:12] Yaeka
    and draw with you, too, Kaede-chan!
[21:15] Kaede
    That means... That means
    we're friends starting today.
[21:20] Yaeka
    Yeah!
[21:22] Sara
    Oh, so cute!
[21:36] Sara
    What should we play today?
[21:38] Yaeka
    Hmm...
[21:39] Kaede
    C-Can I play with you, too?
[21:41] Yaeka
    Yeah.
[21:42] Sara
    Of course! Welcome, welcome!
[21:44] Kaede
    Thanks.
[21:46] Sara
    You're good at drawing, Kaede!
[21:48] Yaeka
    Lot of encounters and lots of happiness...
[21:54] Yaeka
    I'm really happy now, too.
[21:57] Yaeka
    But... this happiness wasn't
    meant to last forever.
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SIGN    Next Time: The Kirishima Plan

E9 - The Kirishima [ ] Plan

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SIGN    The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
SIGN    Episode 9: The Kirishima Plan
[01:30] Sfx
    Antsy Antsy
[01:31] Yaeka
    Antsy, antsy...
[01:32] Sfx
    Antsy Antsy
[01:33] Yaeka
    Antsy, antsy...
[01:34] Yaeka
    Antsy, antsy...
[01:34] Sign
    Antsy
[01:34] Sign
    Antsy
[01:35] Yaeka
    Antsy, antsy...
[01:36] Yaeka
    Antsy, antsy...
[01:36] Sign
    Antsy Antsy
[01:38] Yaeka
    Antsy, antsy...
[01:41] Sign
    Antsy Antsy
[01:43] Kirishima
    Huh?
[01:44] Yaeka
    Antsy, antsy...
[01:48] Kirishima
    Hmm... The little lady seems antsy...
[01:53] Kanami
    Yae-chan's acting strange?
[01:55] Kirishima
    Yes. She's seemed pretty
    restless the past few days.
[01:59] Kanami
    I haven't really noticed anything.
[02:02] Kirishima
    It's like she's expecting something.
[02:05] Kirishima
    Oh, also, she seems to be really
    curious about my schedule today.
[02:10] (Flashback) Yaeka
    Are you working outside today?
[02:10] Sign
    Are you working
     outside today?
[02:12] Sign
    You'll be home
     tonight, right?
[02:12] (Flashback) Yaeka
    You'll be home tonight, right?
[02:15] Kanami
    What? That's so cute.
[02:18] Kanami
    Yae-chan wants to know all about you.
[02:22] Kanami
    She's clearly warming up to you. That's great.
[02:24] Kirishima
    Uh-huh... Is that how this works?
[02:27] Kanami
    Yeah. I wouldn't worry about it too much.
[02:31] Sugihara
    Impressive as always, Kirishima-san.
[02:33] Sugihara
    He noticed the slightest
    change in the little lady.
[02:36] Takeuchi
    What are we going to do, Sugihara-san?
[02:38] Takeuchi
    At this rate, it's just a matter of time until
    Kirishima-san finds out about the plan.
[02:43] Sugihara
    You dumbass!
[02:45] Sugihara
    Our job is to protect this plan from
    Kirishima-san's inhuman intuition!
[02:50] Takeuchi
    Hey, not so loud, Sugihara-san!
    We're supposed to be hiding!
[02:55] Kirishima
    Protect what from whom?
[02:57] Sugihara
    Yikes! Gulp!
[02:59] Kirishima
    What the hell are you guys whispering about?
[03:07] Sugihara
    All right! Good!
[03:08] Sugihara
    Great job, Kanehira! Run away!
[03:10] Kanami
    What happened? I heard a loud noise...
[03:14] Sign
    Pissed...
[03:15] Kirishima
    No idea, but they're definitely mocking me.
[03:18] Kanami
    Huh? What do you mean?
[03:20] Kirishima
    Don't worry. I'll sort this out myself.
[03:24] Sign
    Antsy Antsy
[03:26] Yaeka
    Okay.
[03:28] Kirishima
    Did something good happen, little lady?
[03:30] Yaeka
    Wh-Why do you ask?
[03:32] Kirishima
    You seem really antsy today.
[03:35] Sugihara
    Kirishima-san! You need to come with me, now!
[03:37] Sugihara
    We were watching a horror movie,
[03:38] Sugihara
    and it was so scary that Kanehira
    lost the ability to talk!
[03:41] Sugihara
    Oh, God, this is awful! What should we do?!
[03:42] Sugihara
    Huh?
[03:44] Sugihara
    Uh, he doesn't really talk to begin with.
[03:44] Sign
    Kanehira
[03:46] Sugihara
    Just come quick, okay?!
[03:48] Kirishima
    The hell? You're so annoying.
[03:56] Kirishima
    So... you can't talk now, Kanehira?
[04:02] Kirishima
    Right. So the same as usual.
[04:04] Sugihara
    No, really. It was even worse
    earlier. Right, Takeuchi?
[04:08] Takeuchi
    Right...
[04:10] Kirishima
    You guys are hiding something, aren't you?
[04:12] Sugihara
    N-Not at all!
[04:14] Sugihara
    We just thought it'd be nice to bond
    over a movie every once in a while!
[04:18] Kirishima
    Hey, Kanehira.
[04:20] Kirshima
    In as few words as possible,
    tell me what's good about this movie.
[04:24] Kirishima
    You guys want to bond, right?
[04:26] Kirishima
    Then we should bond, too.
[04:29] Kirishima
    Yeah?
[04:30] Kirishima
    I mean, you could just talk about what
    you're hiding instead of the movie.
[04:35] Sugihara
    Um, so the best part about this movie is...
[04:38] Kirishima
    I didn't ask you!
[04:39] Sugihara
    Right...
[04:42] Kirishima
    This is stupid.
[04:44] Sugihara
    Where are you going?!
[04:45] Kirishima
    What does it matter?
[04:49] Kirishima
    Where are you going?
[04:52] Sugihara
    Honestly, anywhere other
    than the reception room...
[04:57] Kirishima
    I guess I'll head to the reception room, then.
[05:00] Sugihara
    No! You can't!
[05:01] Kirishima
    What do you mean, I can't?
[05:03] Sugihara
    Right, you absolutely can.
[05:05] Sugihara
    Crap... I don't think we're gonna
    be able to buy any more time.
[05:10] Sugihara
    I'll open it! I'll open it for you!
[05:15] Kirishima
    Little lady?
[05:17] Kirishima
    What in the world is going—
[05:19] Kirishima
    Boss?
[05:20] Sakuragi
    I thought I heard some yelling.
[05:24] Sakuragi
    Come with me.
[05:25] Kirishima
    Y-Yes, sir...
[05:29] Sakuragi
    Explain.
[05:32] Kirishima
    The little lady's been restless
    the past few days.
[05:35] Kirishima
    I mentioned it to Kanami-san,
[05:39] Kirishima
    but she told me not to worry about it.
[05:41] Sakuragi
    I see.
[05:42] Kirishima
    And then Sugihara and the others
    started getting really antsy.
[05:46] Kirishima
    I got annoyed at them for trying to
    keep me away from the little lady.
[05:52] Sakuragi
    And that's why you were trying
    to get answers from Kanehira?
[05:55] Kirishima
    Right.
[05:56] Kirishima
    To be honest, I do feel a bit bad
    for being so harsh with Kanehira
[06:01] Kirishima
    over something so silly.
[06:03] Sakuragi
    Right.
[06:05] Sakuragi
    Kirishima,
[06:07] Sakuragi
    I put you in charge of taking care of Yaeka.
[06:10] Sakuragi
    If they messed up, it'd be one thing,
[06:13] Sakuragi
    but getting emotional and taking out your
    anger on your subordinates is unacceptable.
[06:17] Sakuragi
    Especially if you're going to
    do that in front of Yaeka.
[06:22] Kirishima
    Right. I did get too heated.
[06:26] Kirishima
    I'm sorry.
[06:28] Kirishima
    Well, I'm gonna head back.
[06:29] Sakuragi
    H-Hold on!
[06:31] Kirishima
    S-Sir?
[06:33] Sakuragi
    I'm not done talking.
[06:35] Kirishima
    Sure, what is it?
[06:38] Sakuragi
    You see...
[06:40] Kirishima
    Yes?
[06:41] Sakuragi
    There's something I've been meaning
    to say to you for a while now...
[06:46] Kirishima
    And that is?
[06:48] Sakuragi
    You don't know?
[06:49] Kirishima
    No...
[06:52] Sakuragi
    So... there's this late-night TV show...
[06:56] Kirishima
    Sir?
[06:58] Sakuragi
    It's an anime about a yakuza member becoming
    the babysitter of the boss's only daughter...
[07:04] Kirishima
    Anime, you say?
[07:05] Sakuragi
    You've never seen anime?
[07:07] Kirishima
    No, I can't say I know much about it.
[07:10] Sakuragi
    You should watch some.
[07:13] Kirishima
    Er, you can tell me all
    about that another time, sir.
[07:19] Kirishima
    If you'll excuse me...
[07:22] Kirishima
    Huh?
[07:23] Sakuragi
    Kirishima.
[07:24] Kirishima
    Yes?
[07:25] Sakuragi
    Stay put!
[07:27] Kiroshimas
    Huh?
[07:32] Sugihara
    Now, little lady!
[07:38] Yaeka
    Happy birthday!
[07:41] Sugihara
    Happy birthday!
[07:42] Kirishima
    Huh?
[07:45] Yaeka
    Come on!
[07:50] Kirishima
    This is...
[07:52] Kanami
    Your birthday party, Toru-kun.
[07:55] Kanami
    Yae-chan planned all of this for you!
[07:58] Sugihara
    You always notice immediately if
    something's off, so it wasn't easy.
[08:03] Sakuragi
    And yet, you're so oblivious about yourself.
[08:06] Yaeka
    Kirishima, you celebrated my birthday,
[08:11] Yaeka
    so I wanted to celebrate yours, too.
[08:15] Kirishima
    Birthday...
[08:17] Kirishima
    Oh, right. It's my...
[08:24] Kirishima's mother
    Happy birthday.
[08:28] Yaeka
    Kirishima, what's wrong?
[08:32] Kirishima
    Nothing... I...
[08:35] Kirishima
    I'm very happy. Truly.
[08:38] Yaeka
    Kirishima, happy birthday!
[08:51] All
    Cheers!
[08:51] Sign
    Eatery
     Kurosaki
[08:53] Sign
    Closed for
    a Private Event
[08:54] Sugihara
    Man, we just barely avoided
    pissing Kirishima-san off.
[08:59] Takeuchi
    Yeah, he freaked me out.
    I was about to spill all the beans.
[09:04] Kanami
    It's been a long time since you
    were all here, so I went all-out!
[09:09] Kanami
    Of course, this is to celebrate
    Toru-kun's birthday, too.
[09:12] Kirishima
    Thank you.
[09:14] Kanami
    I have some sake for you.
    Would you like some?
[09:17] Sakuragi
    Yeah, thanks.
[09:19] Kanami
    You want your usual, Toru-kun?
[09:21] Kirishima
    Yes.
[09:22] Yaeka
    Usual?
[09:23] Kanami
    Toru-kun used to come by with Aoi-kun,
[09:25] Kanami
    and he's always ordered the same thing.
[09:28] Kanami
    Here you go. Agedashi tofu.
[09:31] Yaeka
    Agedashi tofu?
[09:33] Kanami
    Toru-kun would always
    forget what it was called,
[09:36] Kanami
    so he'd just ask for his usual.
[09:38] Kirishima
    Right.
[09:40] Yaeka
    Is it yummy?
[09:41] Kirishima
    You can have one of mine, little lady.
[09:44] Yaeka
    Okay.
[09:45] Kirishima
    Be careful. It's hot.
[09:51] Kanami
    Oh? Do you like it, too, Yae-chan?
[09:54] Yaeka
    Yeah, it's really good.
[09:56] Kanami
    Great.
[09:58] Kanami
    I know. I'll show you something that
    should bring back memories for you.
[10:04] Kanami
    Do you remember this?
[10:07] Yaeka
    Meme-chan!
[10:08] Kirishima
    Meme-chan? Another new character?
[10:12] Yaeka
    Daddy gave it to me.
[10:14] Kanami
    I told him you saw it at
    a toy store and wanted it,
[10:17] Kanami
    and he bought it the next day.
    Meme-chan the sheep.
[10:21] Kirishima
    Huh...
[10:23] Kirshima
    He sure knows how to take initiative
    when it comes to his daughter.
[10:28] Sakuragi
    What is it, Kirishima?
[10:29] Kirishima
    Er, nothing. Do you remember Meme-chan, sir?
[10:34] Sakuragi
    What are you talking about? Remember?
[10:37] Sakuragi
    You're the one who went out and bought it.
[10:39] Kirishima
    Huh?
[10:41] (Flashback) Past Kirishima
    Sorry, I sorta forgot what it's called
    as I wandered around the store,
[10:46] (Flashback) Past Kirishima
    but you wanted some sheep, right?
[10:48] Sign
    Tender Lamb
[10:48] Sign
    Sliced Lamb Roast
[10:51] Sakuragi
    Did you forget that you
    brought home lamb meat
[10:53] Sakuragi
    and I smacked you on the head?
[10:56] Sakuragi
    I thought Aoi was going to die laughing.
[10:59] Yaeka
    Lamb meat...
[10:59] ---
    Lamb
    meat...
[11:00] Kanami
    What? Really?
[11:02] Kirishima
    Oh, right. I remember having to
    go back out to buy the right thing.
[11:06] Sakuragi
    You never listened to what anyone
    was saying, even back then.
[11:10] Kirishima
    Man... my past self was so hopeless.
[11:13] Kanami
    Yae-chan was just so happy
    when she got Meme-chan.
[11:18] Kanami
    Whenever I was working,
    she'd talk to Meme-chan so seriously,
[11:22] Kanami
    as if it was her only friend.
[11:26] Kirishima
    Huh...
[11:28] Sakuragi
    I guess it was actually useful.
[11:31] Kanami
    I'd always mark the days
    that you'd be coming over.
[11:37] (Flashback) Past Kanami
    Look. This is the day you
    get to see your daddy.
[11:42] Kanami
    Yae-chan would always get so excited
[11:44] Kanami
    when the circled days were getting closer.
[11:46] Kirishima
    Ah, I see.
[11:49] Kirishima
    There were days when the boss was
    randomly in a super good mood.
[11:53] Kirishima
    Looking back, those must've been
    the days he got to see the little lady.
[11:56] Past Kirishima
    He... seems to be in a good mood.
[11:58] Kirishima
    I see.
[12:00] Kirishima
    That was the boss's way to show
    that he was super excited.
[12:03] Sfx
    Smack
[12:04] Sakuragi
    Can it.
[12:07] Kanami
    Here. Let me pour some for you.
[12:10] Sakuragi
    Thanks.
[12:17] Sakuragi
    It's been a while since
     you last poured me a drink.
[12:19] Kanami
    It has. It really takes me back.
[12:26] Sakuragi
    What is it?
[12:27] Kanami
    Do you remember when I poured your
    drink the first time you came here?
[12:35] Kanami
    I was so nervous over my sister
    bringing a guy over,
[12:36] Sign
    So this is my sister's...
[12:40] Sign
    splash
[12:40] Kanami
    and I kept pouring even when
    your cup was overflowing.
[12:41] ---
    Oh, dear.
[12:45] Kirishima
    Wow, that happens to you, too, Kanami-san?
[12:51] Sakuragi
    The first time I came to the shop...
[12:54] Sign
    Inoue
[12:55] (Flashback) Owner
    You're such a quick learner, Miyuki-chan.
[12:59] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Oh, no. You're just an
    excellent teacher, ma'am.
[13:04] (Flashback) Old customer
    What a great gal.
[13:06] (Flashback) Manager
    She's still a student,
    but she lost her parents,
[13:10] (Flashback) Manager
    so she's been coming here from
    the next town over to work.
[13:12] (Flashback) Customer
    Oh, my... really?
[13:14] (Flashback) Customer
    That must be very hard.
[13:18] Sign
    Beam
[13:19] Miyuki
    I get to look at all these pretty
    flowers while I'm working.
[13:22] Miyuki
    Working at a florist shop is amazing.
[13:25] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Okay, now I just need to move this...
[13:28] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Upsy-daisy.
[13:31] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Oh! I'm sorr—
[13:34] (Flashback) Miyuki
    I'm so sorry!
[13:36] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Is your face okay?
[13:40] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    Yeah, I'm fine.
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[13:49] (Flashback) Owner
    Oh, if it isn't Kazuhiko-kun!
[13:52] (Flashback) Owner
    More flowers for arranging today?
[13:54] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    Yes.
[13:55] (Flashback) Owner
    Let me introduce you two.
[13:57] (Flashback) Owner
    This is Miyuki-chan, my new
    part-timer who started last week.
[14:01] (Flashback) Owner
    Kazuhiko-kun is a regular at our shop.
[14:04] (Flashback) Owner
    He used to be such a cute little boy,
    but he's grown up to be so handsome.
[14:09] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    Ma'am, we don't need to talk about me.
[14:11] (Flashback) Owner
    Oh, no need to be shy!
[14:13] (Flashback) Owner
    I'll go wrap your flowers up.
    Just wait right there.
[14:19] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    Can I help you?
[14:20] (Flashback) Miyuki
    No, it's just... You do flower arrangements?
[14:23] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    I dabble in it.
[14:24] (Flashback) Miyuki
    That's lovely!
[14:26] (Flashback) Miyuki
    My mother used to do it,
    and I tried learning, too,
[14:30] (Flashback) Miyuki
    but I just wasn't very good at it.
[14:32] (Flashback) Miyuki
    So I quit.
[14:36] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    Did you get any enjoyment from the
    flowers as you were arranging them?
[14:39] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Yes, of course.
[14:40] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    In that case...
[14:42] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    It's not a matter of being good or bad at it.
[14:44] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    Even if you do it well, there's
    no point if you're not enjoying it.
[14:49] (Flashback) Owner
    Here you go.
[14:50] (Flashback) Owner
    Your lisianthus flowers.
[14:53] Miyuki
    I see...
[14:53] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    Thank you.
[14:55] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    See ya.
[14:56] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Thank you very much!
[14:58] (Flashback) Owner
    Thank you.
[15:02] Miyuki
    He was very beautiful.
[15:06] Sign
    Inoue
[15:06] Sign
    A Few
     Days Later
[15:07] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Please teach me!
[15:08] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    The secret to flower arranging?
[15:10] (Flashback) Miyuki
    I thought it'd be best to ask someone
    who deals with flowers every day.
[15:16] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    I'm just doing it as a hobby,
    not every day...
[15:20] (Flashback) Miyuki
    But you understand how
    amazing flower arranging is!
[15:25] (Flashback) Miyuki
    I want to know how you do it.
[15:28] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Please!
[15:31] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    If you don't mind my methods...
[15:33] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Thank you!
[15:35] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Do you have time tomorrow?
[15:37] (Flashback) Miyuki
    I'd feel bad making you fit
    it into my work schedule.
[15:42] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Above all, I want to talk
    with you as long as I can.
[15:45] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    That's fine with me.
[15:47] (Flashback) Miyuki
    It's settled, then!
[15:50] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Here's my contact information.
[15:53] (Flashback) Miyuki
    I'll be looking forward to tomorrow.
[15:56] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    Right...
[16:01] (Flashback) Owner
    Miyuki-chan, you're more
    forward than I thought.
[16:05] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Huh?
[16:06] (Flashback) Owner
    Don't play dumb with me. I saw you
    ask Kazuhiko-kun out on a date.
[16:11] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Oh, that's not it at all. He's just
    going to teach me about flowers.
[16:16] Miyuki
    Jeez.
[16:16] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Jeez.
[16:17] (Flashback) Owner
    No need to be embarrassed!
    I'll be rooting for you.
[16:21] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Rooting for me? A date?
[16:22] Sign
    Date
[16:27] Sign
    Date
[16:27] (Flashback) Miyuki
    A date?!
[16:28] Kanami
    What's the matter, Onee-chan?
[16:30] Sign
    Fuyutsuki Café
[16:30] Sign
    Fuyutsuki Café
[16:31] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Thank you so much for
    making time for me today.
[16:35] (Flashback) Miyuki
    I just invited you out
    of the blue yesterday...
[16:38] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    It's fine. I was bored anyway.
[16:42] (Flashback) Miyuki
    I see. That's good to hear.
[16:46] Sign
    Only for a limited time
[16:49] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    Order whatever you'd like.
[16:51] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Oh, no! I'm the one who
    invited you, so I'll pay!
[16:55] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    It's fine.
[16:56] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Don't worry. I actually
    have money from work...
[16:59] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    Everyone knows the man
    pays in these situations.
[17:02] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Huh? I didn't know that.
[17:04] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    You didn't... Well, whatever.
[17:07] (Flashback) Employee
    Can I take your order?
[17:09] (Flashback) Miyuki
    I'd like a caffè latte.
[17:11] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    One black coffee and one caffè latte.
[17:13] Sign
    Only for a limited time
[17:13] Sign
    Strawberry Parfait
[17:13] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    Also, will this strawberry
    parfait work for you?
[17:16] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Huh? But...
[17:18] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    You don't have to hold back.
[17:21] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Er, in that case... Thank you very much.
[17:24] Miyuki
    The way he talks is stern,
    but he's really nice.
[17:30] Miyuki
    Also, was I that obvious?
[17:46] (Flashback) Employee
    Thank you for waiting.
[17:52] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Um, may I eat this?
[17:55] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    Yes.
[18:02] (Flashback) Miyuki
    I'm so happy.
[18:04] (Flashback) Miyuki
    The last time I got to eat
    a parfait at a café
[18:06] (Flashback) Miyuki
    was when my parents were still alive.
[18:09] (Flashback) Miyuki
    It's sweet, nostalgic... and very delicious.
[18:15] Sakuragi
    Still alive...
[18:16] (Flashback) Miyuki
    But I feel bad eating this
    without my little sister...
[18:20] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    You have a little sister?
[18:22] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Yes! She's still in middle school, but
    she's much more responsible than I am.
[18:26] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    Does your sister like sweets?
[18:26] Sign
    Take some home today
[18:26] Sign
    Muffins
    Plain | Chocolate
    Berry & Cream Cheese
    350 yen each
[18:29] (Flashback) Miyuki
    She does, yeah.
[18:31] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    This café sells baked goods for takeout,
     so why not take some home?
[18:36] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    Then you might not feel so guilty.
[18:41] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Thank you very much!
[18:45] (Flashback) Miyuki
    I'm so sorry... You even walked me home.
[18:49] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    I just felt like doing it.
    Don't worry about it.
[18:52] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Today was a lot of fun.
[18:55] (Flashback) Miyuki
    I've never been on such
    a lovely date before...
[18:59] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Oh, no! I'm sorry! I didn't mean that!
[19:01] (Flashback) Miyuki
    The owner and Kanami kept
    calling it a date, so I just...
[19:04] (Flashback) Miyuki
    I just wanted to learn about flowers...
[19:06] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Wait... Huh?
[19:08] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Oh, no! I meant to ask you
    about flowers today,
[19:12] (Flashback) Miyuki
    but totally forgot and
    just had fun instead.
[19:15] (Flashback) Miyuki
    I'm so sorry!
[19:18] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    I had a feeling, but I guess
    you really did forget.
[19:25] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    Today was fun.
[19:27] Miyuki
    He smiled.
[19:29] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    I'm always in town, so let me know
    if you ever need anything.
[19:35] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    I'll talk to you about flowers anytime.
[19:37] Sign
    Sakuragi Family
    First Lieutenant Sakuragi Kazuhiko
[19:43] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Can we... go to the café again sometime?
[19:47] (Flashback) Miyuki
    The strawberry parfait was delicious,
[19:50] (Flashback) Miyuki
    and I wanted to talk to you more.
[19:55] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Oh, and if we could talk about flowers, too...
[20:00] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    Sure. I'll take you anytime.
[20:06] (Flashback) Kanami
    Yum!
[20:07] Sign
    Fuyutsuki Café
[20:08] (Flashback) Kanami
    You should have some, Onee-chan,
    before they're all gone.
[20:11] (Flashback) Miyuki
    I already ate, so I'm fine.
[20:13] (Flashback) Kanami
    It's almost a waste to eat them.
    Today's a great day!
[20:19] (Flashback) Miyuki
    It really is.
[20:21] Kanami
    Would you like some more?
[20:24] Sakuragi
    Sure.
[20:27] Kanami
    You know...
[20:28] Kanami
    Seeing the three of you
    eating here together...
[20:32] Kanami
    is making me a little emotional.
[20:37] Kanami
    You'd come here with my sister,
[20:40] Kanami
    Aoi-kun would drag Toru-kun here,
[20:43] Kanami
    and Yae-chan lived here.
[20:47] Kanami
    Ever since my sister's accident,
    we've all technically been together,
[20:51] Kanami
    but it somehow felt like we got
    torn apart, so I was lonely.
[20:56] Kirishima
    Kanami-san...
[20:58] Kanami
    That's why I was really happy when Yae-chan
    went to see my sister in the hospital.
[21:04] Yaeka
    Huh?
[21:06] Kanami
    When Yae-chan came to see my sister...
[21:10] Kanami
    It was coincidental, but then
    I got to see Aoi-kun,
[21:14] Kanami
    and it felt like our hearts
    were together again.
[21:17] Kanami
    And now you three are sitting
    here together and eating.
[21:22] Kanami
    That just makes me so happy.
[21:26] Kanami
    This is all thanks to you, Yae-chan.
[21:30] Yaeka
    Kanami-chan,
[21:31] Yaeka
    the rolled omelets are really yummy today.
[21:34] Kanami
    I'm glad to hear it! But I didn't make
    them any differently than usual.
[21:40] Yaeka
    I used to eat your rolled
    omelets here all the time,
[21:45] Yaeka
    and those were really yummy.
[21:48] Yaeka
    But Kirishima and Daddy are here today,
[21:52] Yaeka
    so it tastes even better.
[21:56] Kanami
    Yeah... All of us being
    together is the best.
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E10 - A Bad Person

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[00:03] Sakuragi
    Hey, pipe down.
[00:06] Members
    Yes, sir.
[00:08] Kirishima
    Last year was pretty hectic,
[00:11] Kirishima
    but this year, I got to relax
    and enjoy my birthday.
[00:14] Yaeka
    I'm glad you had fun, Kirishima.
[00:18] Kirishima
    Thank you very much for the drawing, too.
[00:20] Yaeka
    Did it look like you?
[00:22] Kirishima
    Yes. It's much better than the real thing.
[00:25] Kirishima
    I'll be putting that drawing up in my room.
[00:29] Yaeka
    I'll draw it even better next year.
[00:32] Kirishima
    I'll be looking forward to
    my next birthday, then.
[00:35] Kirishima
    Come to think of it, it's been a while
    now since I became your babysitter.
[00:40] Yaeka
    Uh-huh.
[00:42] Kirishima
    So many things have happened.
[00:45] Yaeka
    I got to see Mommy, and it was really nice.
[00:48] Yaeka
    I also met Koki-kun, Sara, and Kaede-chan.
[00:52] Yaeka
    I'm so glad I made so many friends this year.
[00:58] Yaeka
    What about you?
[01:00] Yaeka
    How was your year?
[01:03] Kirishima
    Well...
[01:05] Kirishima
    I think I spent my year thinking
    I still need to try harder.
[01:11] Yaeka
    Harder?
[01:12] Kirishima
    For example, getting better at
    learning people's names and faces,
[01:15] Kirishima
    and not getting yelled at
    by the boss as much.
[01:18] Kirishima
    And most of all...
[01:23] Kirishima
    to make sure I don't ever make you sad.
[01:27] Kirishima
    Your mother and father
[01:29] Kirishima
    really love your smile,
    and everyone else does, too.
[01:30] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Yay, good job!
[01:32] Kirishima
    Whenever you smile,
    it makes everyone else smile.
[01:39] Kirishima
    That's why I'm going to work even
     harder as your babysitter
[01:45] Kirishima
    to make sure you can always keep smili—
[01:47] Yaeka
    Mrr.
[01:53] Kirishima
    Little lady, what was that, exactly?
[01:55] Yaeka
    Well, you didn't seem to be enjoying
    talking about the past very much...
[02:01] Yaeka
    so I was trying to make you laugh.
[02:05] Kirishima
    Little lady...
[02:07] Kirishima
    Could you do that again?
[02:08] Yaeka
    No.
[02:09] Kirishima
    Aw, come on. Please?
[02:12] Kirishima
    I'll be able to feel like
    I had the best birthday ever
[02:15] Kirishima
    if I get to see that one more time.
[02:17] Yaeka
    Really?
[02:18] Kirishima
    Absolutely.
[02:20] Yaeka
    Okay, just once more.
[02:22] Kirishima
    Thank you kindly.
[02:24] Yaeka
    Ready, and...
[02:26] Yaeka
    Mrr...
[02:27] Yaeka
    You didn't tell me you'd take a picture!
[02:29] Kirishima
    Now it's officially the best birthday ever.
[02:32] Kirishima
    Little lady, I've had a lot of fun since
    I became your babysitter, too.
[02:38] Kirishima
    After becoming your babysitter,
    I'm able to look back on my year
[02:42] Kirishima
    as a good memory for the first time.
[02:46] Kirishima
    Thank you for giving me so many memories.
[02:51] Yaeka
    Next year...
[02:53] Kirishima
    Pardon?
[02:55] Yaeka
    Let's make even more memories from now on.
[02:59] Kirishima
    Sure. I look forward to it.
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[04:41] Sign
    Amaya Family
[04:59] Yaeka
    Kirishima?
[05:03] Kirishima
    Little lady.
[05:04] Yaeka
    We're going to the park tomorrow.
[05:07] Kirishima
    I'm aware.
[05:09] Yaeka
    We have to go no matter what, okay?
[05:11] Kirishima
    Absolutely, no matter what.
[05:14] Kirishima
    Goodnight.
[05:16] Yaeka
    Mm.
[05:22] Kirishima
    Little lady...
[05:23] Yaeka
    Can you really go?
[05:26] Kirishima
    Don't worry. Go on to bed.
[05:34] Shinmoto
    Thanks for the valuable info.
    We'll take care of the rest.
[05:44] Shinmoto
    Let's go ahead and take away...
[05:48] Shinmoto
    the thing he cares about most.
[05:54] Sugihara
    The little lady's in a great mood.
[05:57] Sugihara
    She must be really happy
    to go to the park with you.
[06:01] Kirishima
    Well, I didn't get to go the other day.
[06:04] Kirishima
    So... why are they here, too?
[06:07] Sugihara
    I invited them! I figured
    the more the merrier!
[06:11] Kirishima
    Why are you acting all fired up to play?
[06:14] Sara
    Yaeka!
[06:17] Kirishima
    That's Sara-chan from next door, and...
[06:19] Yaeka
    This is my friend Kaede-chan.
[06:21] Kaede
    I-It's nice to meet you. I'm Akashi Kaede.
[06:26] Kirishima
    You've made a new friend, then.
[06:28] Kirishima
    That's great, little lady.
[06:30] Yaeka
    Mm.
[06:33] Yaeka
    We're all gonna play together today.
[06:35] Sara
    Yes! Let's play lots!
[06:38] Kaede
    Yeah!
[06:40] Sugihara
    What do you want to play, little lady?
[06:43] Yaeka
    Red light, green light.
[06:45] Sugihara and Takeuchi
    Red light, green light?!
[06:47] Yaeka
    You like that game, don't you, Kirishima?
[06:49] Kirishima
    Huh?
[06:56] Kirishima
    Ah... Yes.
[06:59] Sugihara
    He does?!
[07:03] Yaeka
    Green light...
[07:07] Yaeka
    Red light!
[07:11] Takeuchi
    What the heck are we doing?
[07:14] Takeuchi
    I can't believe we're playing
    this game at our age...
[07:18] Yaeka
    Green light...
[07:20] Sara
    Kaede! Go, go, go!
[07:23] Kaede
    Sara-chan! Are you okay?!
[07:23] Yaeka
    Red...
[07:26] Yaeka
    ...light!
[07:28] Yaeka
    Sara-chan and Kaede-chan moved.
[07:32] Sara
    I went too fast on that green light.
[07:33] Kaede
    You did.
[07:40] Sugihara
    Come on, Kirishima-san.
[07:41] Sugihara
    Only losers move one step at a time like that.
[07:41] Yaeka
    Green light...
[07:44] Kirishima
    Wha?
[07:45] Sugihara
    You need to be bolder
    and take bigger strides!
[07:48] Sugihara
    You love red light, green light, don't you?
[07:49] Yaeka
    Red...
[07:55] Yaeka
    ...light!
[07:56] Yaeka
    Kirishima and Sugihara moved.
[07:59] Sara
    Yaeka wins!
[08:00] Kirishima
    Aw, too bad for me, I guess.
[08:04] Kaede
    Is he okay?
[08:06] Takeuchi
    Sugihara-san, are you alive?!
[08:10] Sign
    Fuyutsuki Park
[08:11] Kirishima
    Little lady, what do you want to play next?
[08:13] Yaeka
    Hide and seek!
[08:32] Sign
    I ended up finding
     the little lady first.
[08:34] Sign
    Won't the little lady get bored
     while I look for everyone else?
[08:37] Sign
    But giving her a free
    pass might be rude, too...
[08:43] Kirishima
    The hell's he doing?
[08:45] Sugihara
    Looks like he found someone.
[08:47] Takeuchi
    He sorta froze up.
[08:49] Kirishima
    Oh? Looks like he's calmed down.
[08:52] Sugihara
    He looks like he's made up his mind.
[08:56] Sugihara
    The hell?!
[08:57] Sugihara
    What's wrong, Kanehira?!
[08:59] Takeuchi
    Why'd you punch yourself in the gut?
[09:01] Sugihara
    Kanehira...
[09:03] Yaeka
    Huh?
[09:05] Yaeka
    What happened to Kanehira?
[09:07] Kirishima
    Well... Looks like he got a stomachache.
[09:15] Yaeka; Sara; Kaede
    Rock, paper, scissors!
[09:18] Kirishima
    Oh.
[09:19] Kirishima
    Looks like I get to be it.
[09:24] Sugihara; Takeuchi
    We're dead...
[09:30] Sugihara
    I have a feeling he'll find us
    no matter where we hide.
[09:34] Takeuchi
    Sugihara-san, I was thinking...
[09:38] Takeuchi
    Is this what it feels like to be the
    guys Kirishima-san goes after?
[09:42] Sugihara
    Can you not say scary stuff like that?!
[09:44] Sugihara
    Also, why are you hiding in my spot?!
[09:47] Takeuchi
    Sorry... I was too scared to be on my own.
[09:50] Sugihara
    At this rate, we're basically
    asking him to kill us both...
[09:57] Sugihara
    Er, little lady?
[10:00] Kaede
    You startled me.
[10:01] Sara
    My ears got that really screechy sound.
[10:04] Yaeka
    Did Kirishima come by?
[10:06] Sugihara
    If he did, we'd be dead!
[10:08] Sugihara
    But thank goodness.
    If we're with the little lady...
[10:15] Sugihara
    What's that sound?
[10:21] Kirishima
    I found...
[10:23] Kirishima
    all of you.
[10:26] Sugihara; Takeuchi
    We're dead meat!
[10:29] Kaede
    Yaeka-chan, Sara-chan, see you later.
[10:32] Sara
    Bye-bye, Kaede!
[10:34] Yaeka
    See you tomorrow.
[10:36] Yaeka
    Today was a lot of fun.
[10:38] Sara
    Yes!
[10:40] Kirishima
    You must really like playing
    at the park, little lady.
[10:43] Yaeka
    It was a lot of fun because
    I have more friends now...
[10:48] Yaeka
    But when you're with me, Kirishima,
[10:51] Yaeka
    it's even more fun.
[10:55] Kirishima
    I had a lot of fun playing with
    you today, too, little lady.
[11:02] Yaeka
    Let's all go to the park again sometime.
[11:04] Kirishima
    Yes, let's.
[11:05] Sara
    Let's play again!
[11:07] Kanehira; Sugihara; Takeuchi
    Never again...
[11:15] Sugihara
    Kirishima-san, are you heading
    out to pick up the little lady?
[11:18] Kirishima
    Yeah.
[11:19] Sugihara
    I think I'm finally getting used
    to you being her babysitter.
[11:23] Kirishima
    The hell's that supposed to mean?
[11:25] Sugihara
    You're much more peaceful...
    Maybe even human-like.
[11:30] Kirishima
    The hell do you think I am to begin with?
[11:32] Sugihara
    Well, a demon, of cour—
[11:34] Sugihara
    Ow!
[11:39] Kirishima
    You better have the little
    lady's tea snacks ready.
[11:43] Sugihara
    He really is a demon...
[11:46] Sakuragi
    What are you yelling about by yourself?
[11:48] Sugihara
    Boss?! Er, I'm sorry.
[11:51] Sugihara
    Kirishima-san just left
    to pick up the little lady.
[11:55] Sugihara
    I was just saying how
    familiar that's all becoming.
[11:59] Sugihara
    Even as long as I've been here,
[12:01] Sugihara
    I've had the impression that
    Kirishima-san rarely came back here.
[12:10] Sakuragi
    True.
[12:12] Sakuragi
    Maybe he's more human now.
[12:23] Shinmoto
    Hey there.
[12:27] Shinmoto
    You're Sakuragi Yaeka-chan, aren't you?
[12:39] Kirishima
    Who the hell are you?
[12:40] Igawa
    Don't be so cold, Kirishima.
[12:43] Igawa
    We haven't forgotten you for even a second.
[12:48] Yano
    We came here to pay you back
    for crushing our family.
[12:52] Kirishima
    Like I can remember all
    that shit from the past.
[12:56] Igawa
    You bastard—
[12:57] Yano
    Hold on, Igawa! Wait until
    Shinmoto gets here.
[13:01] Igawa
    Damn it!
[13:02] Kirishima
    If this is gonna take a while,
    I'll take a rain check.
[13:05] Kirishima
    I've gotta go get the little lady—
[13:06] Shinmoto
    Your precious little lady is right here.
[13:09] Shinmoto
    Heya, Kirishima. You two sure must be close.
[13:13] Shinmoto
    I told her I was your bud,
    and she tagged right along.
[13:19] Yaeka
    Kirishima... Is he not your friend?
[13:24] Kirishima
    I'm sorry, little lady.
[13:26] Kirishima
    I should've come to get you sooner.
[13:30] Yaeka
    Kirishima!
[13:37] Kirishima
    Little lady...
[13:38] Shinmoto
    Hey! Don't you dare move!
[13:41] Shinmoto
    Or do you not care what happens to her?
[13:43] Kirishima
    You bastard... Get away from the little la—
[13:46] Yaeka
    Kirishima!
[13:51] Yaeka
    Stop! Why are you being mean to Kirishima?!
[13:54] Shinmoto
    Oh, we're not being mean.
[13:56] Shinmoto
    Kirishima's a bad guy,
    so we're punishing him.
[14:00] Shinmoto
    You've seen it in picture books, right?
[14:02] Shinmoto
    Bad guys need to be punished.
[14:05] Shinmoto
    We're just doing what's righ—
[14:07] Yaeka
    Don't lie to me!
[14:09] Shinmoto
    Oh?
[14:10] Yaeka
    Kirishima's always nice.
[14:13] Yaeka
    He's always at the center of all of us!
[14:14] Yaeka
    He's not a bad person!
[14:16] Yaeka
    Kirishima is...
[14:29] Kirishima
    Little lady?
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[14:52] Yano
    Hey, Shinmoto! What the hell are you doing?
[14:55] Igawa
    You said we were gonna use the kid
    to kill Kirishima, so we were waiting...
[15:00] Shinmoto
    It's fine. This brat was more useless
    than I thought she'd be.
[15:05] Shinmoto
    Die, Kirishima—
[15:21] Igawa
    Hey...
[15:22] Yano
    This is bad...
[15:37] Shinmoto
    Stop...
[15:40] Kirishima
    Die.
[15:43] Yaeka
    Kiri...
[15:51] Yaeka
    ...shima...
[16:26] Sign
    Fuyutsuki General Hospital
[16:26] Kirishima
    She apparently has a mild concussion,
    but she should be all right.
[16:31] Kirishima
    I'm so sorry, boss. I'll make sure
    this gets taken care of.
[16:35] Sakuragi
    Kirishima... Exactly what are
    you going to take care of?
[16:40] Sakuragi
    Is this regarding the fact
    that Yaeka got hurt...
[16:44] Sakuragi
    or what you're thinking
    about doing right now?
[16:50] Sakuragi
    Listen, Kirishima.
[16:52] Sakuragi
    The moment they laid a hand on Yaeka,
    this became the Sakuragi Family's problem.
[16:57] Sakuragi
    The thing you should be doing
    right now is taking care of Yaeka.
[17:02] Sakuragi
    What Yaeka would want most when
    she wakes up is for you to be by her side.
[17:08] Sakuragi
    I'll take care of the ones who attacked you two.
[17:12] Kirishima
    Yes, sir.
[17:27] Kirishima
    Little lady...
[17:30] Sign
    Fuyutsuki General Hospital
[17:36] Sugihara
    Kirishima-san,
[17:37] Sugihara
    the boss and I are heading back for a... bit...
[17:43] Sugihara
    Kirishima-san...
[17:58] Masaya
    Kirishima!
[18:00] Masaya
    Hey, Kirishima!
[18:03] Masaya
    Can't you hear me, damn it?!
[18:12] Masaya
    Nice... Those are the eyes
    I'm talking about, Kirishima!
[18:16] Masaya
    That's what makes you worth killing!
[18:21] Masaya
    Huh?
[18:24] Masaya
    Hey, wait a second, you bastard!
[18:26] Masaya
    You won't get away, Kirishima!
[18:28] Masaya
    Today's the day I'm gonna murder you!
[18:30] Kirishima
    Move.
[18:31] Masaya
    Huh?! I can't hear you!
[18:35] Kirishima
    Move.
[18:36] Masaya
    I said, I can't hear you!
[18:38] Kirishima
    And I said, "Move."
[18:50] Masaya
    Looks like the demon's back.
[19:00] Sugihara
    It's no use. I can't get
    through to Kirishima-san.
[19:04] Sakuragi
    That fool...
[19:07] Sakuragi
    Sugihara, keep looking for any intel you
    can get on the ones who attacked them.
[19:11] Sugihara
    Yes, sir.
[19:12] Sakuragi
    I'll worry about giving that fool a
    lecture after we take out the trash.
[19:20] Mashiro
    Here you go.
[19:23] Delinquent 1
    Are you really sure about this?
[19:24] Delinquent 1
    We just took a picture of
    some elementary school kid.
[19:27] Mashiro
    Oh, this is nothing.
[19:30] Mashiro
    We're about to witness an
    exhilarating show, after all.
[19:34] Mashiro
    Thank you for your service.
[19:36] Delinquent 1
    Th-Thank you very much.
[19:40] Delinquent 1
    Wow...
[19:42] Delinquent 2
    By the way, have you heard
    from Shinmoto-san?
[19:45] Delinquent 3
    Nah. The last I heard, he said
    he'd take care of everything.
[19:52] Delinquent 3
    Speak of the devil. It's Shinmoto-san.
[19:55] Delinquent 3
    Hello, Shinmoto-san?
[20:00] Delinquent 3
    Huh? Maybe the reception's bad. Hello?
[20:04] Delinquent 3
    Hello?
[20:09] Mashiro
    I wonder if that was actually enough...
[20:11] Mashiro
    to cover all three of their hospital bills.
[20:14] Sugihara
    According to Takeuchi's report,
[20:16] Sugihara
    the guy found unconscious on the
    little lady's school route woke up,
[20:19] Sugihara
    and we found out his name is Shinmoto,
    formerly of the Amaya Family.
[20:23] Sugihara
    Lately, he's teamed up with two
    guys named Igawa and Yano,
[20:26] Sugihara
    who belonged to the Shirakawa Family.
[20:29] Sakuragi
    Amaya and Shirakawa...
[20:31] Sakuragi
    They're both families that
    Kirishima took out ten years ago.
[20:35] Sugihara
    So they tried to mess with the little
    lady to get back at Kirishima-san?
[20:41] Sugihara
    Takeuchi...
[20:42] Takeuchi
    Sugihara-san! I was just investigating
    the area around Shinmoto's office...
[20:47] Takeuchi
    and I found a few guys knocked out cold.
    I think they're Shinmoto's minions.
[20:52] Sugihara
    Boss, does this mean...
[20:55] Sakuragi
    Sugihara, get the car ready.
[21:05] Igawa
    Kirishima!
[21:07] Igawa
    You'll never get away with this.
[21:10] Igawa
    You took away our home!
[21:13] Igawa
    I've...
[21:14] Igawa
    spent the last ten years—
[21:32] Yano
    No, don't...
[21:35] Yano
    S-Stay away!
[21:39] Mashiro
    That's it.
[21:41] Mashiro
    The crueler and more heartless
    you are, the more you shine.
[21:45] Mashiro
    I'm so happy I get to see the real you again.
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E11 - Fireworks and Promises

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[00:08] Yano
    N-No—
[00:11] Sakuragi
    Kirishima!
[00:22] Sakuragi
    You've got some nerve
    ignoring one of my orders.
[00:28] Sign
    Fuyutsuki General Hospital
[00:41] Sugihara
    Kirishima-san's gonna be okay, isn't he?
[00:48] Kirishima
    Boss...
[00:51] Kirishima
    What are you doing he—
[00:57] Sakuragi
    You back to your senses now?
[01:00] Sakuragi
    You fool!
[01:02] Sakuragi
    What were my orders?!
[01:05] Sakuragi
    To come here and cover yourself
    in this filthy blood? No!
[01:09] Sakuragi
    You were to stay by Yaeka's side!
     That's what you were supposed to do!
[01:24] Sakuragi
    You decided to mess with us.
    Don't expect it to end that easily.
[01:31] Sakuragi
    Hey.
[01:33] Yakuza A
    Hey, don't you run away.
[01:37] Yakuza B
    Stay put.
[01:49] Kirishima
    Boss...
[01:50] Kirishima
    I guess I'm still me, after all.
[01:57] Sakuragi
    I'm not gonna tell you to forget the past,
[02:00] Sakuragi
    and there's no way to undo it.
[02:04] Sakuragi
    But there is one thing that's certain.
[02:09] Sakuragi
    You're not Yakuza Crusher
    Kirishima right now.
[02:12] Sakuragi
    You're the babysitter.
[02:17] Sakuragi
    You've been Yaeka's babysitter
    for quite a while now.
[02:21] Sakuragi
    Don't waste all the time you've put in
     over a single impulsive action.
[02:29] Kirishima
    Yes, sir.
[02:36] Yakuza B
    Sir! The little lady...
[02:40] Sign
    Fuyutsuki General Hospital
[02:43] Kirishima
    Little lady!
[02:46] Yaeka
    Kiri...shima?
[02:48] Kirishima
    Are you all right? Does it hurt anywhere?
[02:53] Kirishima
    I'm sorry, I—
[02:56] Yaeka
    Kirishima...
[02:58] Yaeka
    Kirishima! Kirishima!
[03:04] Kirishima
    Yes, little lady.
[03:07] Kirishima
    Kirishima's right here.
[03:12] Kirishima
    I'm very sorry you had to go
    through something so scary.
[03:24] Sugihara
    Thank goodness.
[03:26] Sakuragi
    Yeah.
[03:28] Yaeka
    Oh, yeah. Kirishima, you hurt your head...
[03:33] Yaeka
    Kirishima?
[03:36] Sugihara
    Kirishima-san?!
[03:44] Yaeka
    Kirishima's asleep.
[03:47] Sugihara
    What?!
[03:48] Sakuragi
    The relief must've been too great.
[03:56] Sakuragi
    For crying out loud... He sure knows
    how to make everyone worry.
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[05:43] Yaeka
    I'm home.
[05:45] Kirishima
    Yes, welcome back.
[05:56] Kirishima
    Boss, please excuse me.
[06:03] Kirishima
    May I speak with you for a moment?
[06:08] Sugihara
    Little lady?
[06:12] Sugihara
    Weren't you going to take a few days
    off from school to be on the safe side?
[06:16] Yaeka
    Sara and Kaede-chan came by
    to bring me my homework.
[06:19] Yaeka
    I'm gonna finish it
    before I go back to school.
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[06:21] (Flashback) Sara
    Hey, Yaeka!
[06:23] (Flashback) Kaede
    Feel better soon.
[06:26] Sugihara
    You're such a good girl.
[06:28] Sugihara
    When I was your age, I'd spend
    my days off just lazing around.
[06:34] Sugihara
    Of course, since I didn't do any homework,
[06:36] Sugihara
    my parents and teachers yelled at me a lot.
[06:39] Yaeka
    You poor thing.
[06:41] Sugihara
    That's why you're amazing, little lady.
[06:43] Sugihara
    Kirishima-san could learn
     about planning from you,
[06:45] Sugihara
    since he randomly calls me late at ni—
[06:47] Kirishima
    Did you say something?
[06:49] Sugihara
    Jeez! Could you not just suddenly
    appear outta thin air behind me?!
[06:52] Kirishima
    Little lady, are your studies going well?
[06:55] Yaeka
    Yes.
[06:56] Sugihara
    And he's ignoring me!
[06:59] Kirishima
    Once you're done with your homework,
    would you like to go out somewhere?
[07:02] Kirishima
    I can spend the whole day with you today.
[07:06] Yaeka
    Can we go to a fireworks show tonight, then?
[07:09] Kirishima
    A fireworks show?
[07:10] Yaeka
    The one we went to together last time...
[07:14] Yaeka
    was a lot of fun.
[07:15] Sugihara
    Er, I'm not sure about
    fireworks shows right now...
[07:19] Yaeka
    Is the season over?
[07:26] Kirishima
    Little lady.
[07:27] Kirishima
    Let's put on our own fireworks show.
[07:31] Yaeka
    We can do that?!
[07:33] Kirishima
    We won't be able to set off
    any big, fancy ones,
[07:36] Kirishima
    but if things like sparklers
    will do, I'll get us some.
[07:38] Kirishima
    We'll buy some food and drinks, and
    we'll invite the boss and your friends.
[07:42] Yaeka
    I'll go invite everyone after
     I finish my homework!
[07:45] Kirishima
    Sure.
[07:46] Sugihara
    The little lady cheered up immediately.
[07:50] Sugihara
    I guess Kirishima-san really does
    think about the little lady a lot.
[07:57] Kirishima
    Hey, Sugihara. What are you zoning out for?
[08:00] Kirishima
    Go buy those fireworks already.
[08:02] Sugihara
    And here I was, getting the warm fuzzies...
[08:05] Sugihara
    I mean, where would they
    even sell them right now?
[08:07] Kirishima
    What?
[08:08] Sugihara
    I'll go get them right now!
[08:14] Sara
    Fireworks, pretty!
[08:16] Yaeka
    So pretty...
[08:19] Sugihara
    The little lady looks like she's having fun.
[08:22] Kirishima
    Yeah.
[08:27] Yaeka
    Kirishima.
[08:30] Yaeka
    What's wrong?
[08:31] Kirishima
    Oh, I'm fine.
[08:33] Kirishima
    I was just zoning out a bit.
[08:35] Yaeka
    Huh...
[08:38] Yaeka
    Let's light some sparklers together.
[08:41] Kirishima
    Ah, sounds like a great plan.
[08:43] Sugihara
    There!
[08:44] Sara
    Wonderful!
[08:45] Takeuchi
    Whoa!
[08:58] Yaeka
    Fireworks are really pretty even at home.
[09:05] Yaeka
    Kirishima?
[09:12] Yaeka
    Kirishima...
[09:13] Kirishima
    Huh?
[09:16] Yaeka
    Aw, it fell.
[09:20] Kirishima
    Shall we light the next one?
[09:28] Sara
    Bye-bye!
[09:30] Yaeka
    See you later.
[09:32] Kirishima
    Okay, let's head back.
[09:35] Yaeka
    Wait.
[09:37] Kirishima
    Huh?
[09:38] Yaeka
    We've still got a few sparklers left.
[09:41] Kirishima
    You're right. Should we go
    through all of them?
[09:48] Yaeka
    I'm going to save them until next time.
[09:50] Yaeka
    Let's do them together again.
[09:56] Kirishima
    Sure.
[10:23] Sugihara
    Y-Yes, right away, Kirishima-san...
[10:28] Sugihara
    Wait, a text?
SIGN    Kirishima-san
[10:30] Sugihara
    That's not like Kirishima-san...
[10:34] Sugihara
    Huh?!
[10:35] Sign
    Great job today.
    I made sure to lock up.
[10:35] Sign
    Today
[10:35] Sign
    Take care of the little lady for me.
[10:35] Sign
    Send
SIGN    The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
[10:48] Sugihara
    What do you mean, Kirishima-san left?!
[10:51] Sakuragi
    Did I stutter?
[10:53] Sakuragi
    "Right now, all I'm going to do
    is cause the family trouble.
[10:57] Sakuragi
    Please allow me to walk away
    before I lose what's important to me."
[11:01] Sakurai
    That's what he told me as he apologized.
[11:06] Sugihara
    You stopped him, though, right?
[11:08] Sakuragi
    He would've left even if I'd tried.
[11:11] Sugihara
    But...
[11:12] Sugihara
    But that's so irresponsible!
[11:15] Sugihara
    Kirishima-san's supposed to
    care for the little lady,
[11:17] Sugihara
    and he's the Sakuragi's first lieutenant!
[11:19] Sugihara
    And...
[11:25] Yaeka
    Daddy?
[11:27] Yaeka
    Have you seen Kirishima?
[11:29] Yaeka
    I've been looking and can't
    find him anywhere...
[11:32] Sakuragi
    Yaeka...
[11:35] Sakuragi
    Kirishima's taking a little break.
[11:38] Sakuragi
    Sugihara will take care
    of you in the meantime.
[11:41] Yaeka
    A break?
[11:42] Sakuragi
    So you don't need to worry.
    He'll be back soon.
[11:48] Yaeka
    Okay.
[11:56] Sakuragi
    It really is irresponsible.
[12:00] Sakuragi
    Though that's only if he
    really doesn't come back.
[12:04] Sugihara
    Huh?
[12:05] Sakuragi
    He's just not sure what
    he should do right now.
[12:10] Sakuragi
    He'll be back once he's cooled off.
[12:13] Sakuragi
    Until then, I'm counting on you.
[12:17] Sugihara
    Yes, sir...
[12:22] Sugihara
    "Right now, all I'm going to do
    is cause the family trouble.
[12:26] Sugihara
    Please allow me to walk away
    before I lose what's important to me."
[12:32] Sugihara
    What the hell, man?
[13:05] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    Do as you will. Just don't
    make the wrong choice.
[13:11] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Yes, sir.
[13:14] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Thank you very much.
[13:21] Sakuragi
    Seriously... Could you look any more pathetic?
[13:27] Momoyama
    By the way, I heard Sakuragi's
    crew ran into a bit of trouble.
[13:31] Mashiro
    Yup.
[13:32] Mashiro
    I heard Kirishima-kun turned back
    into a demon and ran amok.
SIGN    Momoyama Family Boss
    Momoyama Hidenari
[13:37] Momoyama
    That's what he gets for taking in some
    stray that can't even follow orders.
[13:41] Momoyama
    Mashiro, you seem awfully
    obsessed with Kirishima.
[13:45] Momoyama
    You're not involved with this, are you?
[13:49] Mashiro
    Of course not.
[13:54] Sugihara
    Damn it, of course he won't answer.
[13:57] Sugihara
    What should I do?
[14:00] Sugihara
    What should I be doing in
    Kirishima-san's place right now?
[14:07] Sugihara
    Little lady?
[14:09] Yaeka
    Sugihara...
[14:16] Sugihara
    What are you doing out here?
[14:18] Yaeka
    Waiting.
[14:20] Yaeka
    Because Kirishima might come home.
[14:26] Sugihara
    Man, what the hell am I doing?
[14:28] Sign
    Great job today.
    I made sure to lock up.
[14:28] Sign
    Today
[14:28] Sign
    Take care of the little lady for me.
[14:28] Sign
    Send
[14:30] Sugihara
    As if I could take Kirishima-san's place...
[14:33] Sugihara
    Little lady! I'm gonna go
    look for Kirishima-san!
[14:37] Yaeka
    Huh?
[14:39] Sugihara
    I know we said he was on a break,
    but he actually ran away!
[14:43] Sugihara
    As things stand, we're not sure
    when he'll come back!
[14:47] Sugihara
    So I'm gonna go out there
    and drag him back myself!
[14:56] Yaeka
    I'll go, too!
[14:57] Sugihara
    Huh?!
[15:00] Sugihara
    If I take the little lady with me right now,
    the boss will probably get real angry.
[15:10] Sugihara
    All right! Let's find Kirishima-san together!
[15:15] Yaeka
    You wait here, okay?
    We'll come back with Kirishima.
[15:27] (Flashback) Yaeka
    Let's do them together again.
[15:30] Kirishima
    I guess I broke another promise...
[15:34] Mashiro
    It's been a while, Kirishima-kun.
[15:50] Mashiro
    So...
[15:52] Mashiro
    I heard about the attack on your little lady.
[15:55] Mashiro
    You nearly killed a former yakuza member, eh?
[15:58] Mashiro
    I was really happy to hear that, actually...
[16:01] Mashiro
    because it proved that
     the real you wasn't dead.
[16:06] Mashiro
    I'm proud of the fact that our yakuza
    families are under the same banner.
[16:12] Mashiro
    You're the source of all my
    entertainment in the underworld,
[16:17] Mashiro
    so if I'm being quite honest,
[16:19] Mashiro
    I was really disappointed in you
    when you started babysitting.
[16:24] Mashiro
    It was such a thrill to see you
    get so pissed off again.
[16:49] Kirishima
    Don't tell me you...
[16:52] Mashiro
    And what will you do if I did, Widdle Demon?
[17:48] Mashiro
    I know everything.
[17:50] Mashiro
    Even if you start playing house
    with an innocent child,
[17:53] Mashiro
    the real you deep down
    inside will never change.
[18:05] Aoi
    Hello? Yeah, sorry I'm late.
[18:10] Aoi
    I was planning to leave early,
[18:12] Aoi
    but the client's boss is a lousy drunk...
[18:19] Aoi
    Yeah, I'm fine. I'm almost home.
[18:30] Aoi
    Toru.
[18:32] Kirishima
    Aoi-san...
[18:33] Aoi
    What the hell are you doing here?
[18:35] Kirishima
    You out working this late?
[18:38] Kirishima
    You're doing well, then.
[18:41] Aoi
    Actually, I had to go out
    drinking with my boss, and—
[18:44] Aoi
    Wait, don't change the subject!
    I'm the one asking questions here.
[18:49] Kirishima
    My bad.
[18:50] Aoi
    Alone at the park this late at night?
     You on a walk or something?
[18:54] Kirishima
    Yeah... Something like that.
[18:59] Aoi
    What happened?
[19:00] Kirishima
    Huh?
[19:01] Aoi
    Some dude who's just out for a stroll
[19:03] Aoi
    wouldn't be smoking a cigarette
    and looking all emo.
[19:06] Aoi
    I can at least hear you out.
[19:11] Kirishima
    I'm fine. Shouldn't you hurry home, Aoi-san?
[19:15] Kirishima
    Your family's waiting for you.
[19:17] Aoi
    Jeez. I guess you still don't like
    showing people your weak side.
[19:22] Aoi
    If you're stressing out over
    something important,
[19:25] Aoi
    choose whatever you're
    thinking about abandoning.
[19:27] Kirishima
    Huh?
[19:30] Aoi
    The more precious something is to you,
    the more regret will follow, always.
[19:35] Kirishima
    I...
[19:37] Yaeka
    Kirishima!
[19:42] Kirishima
    Little lady...
[19:45] Kirishima
    Why...
[19:46] Yaeka
    You can't run away from home!
[19:48] Aoi
    Run away from home?!
[19:49] Aoi
    I guess he still just runs off
    whenever something happens.
[19:54] Kirishima
    Little lady... Did you
     come here by yourself?
[19:56] Sugihara
    Of course not!
[19:59] Kirishima
    Sugihara...
[20:03] Sugihara
    Who the hell are you?!
    Where's the Kirishima-san I know?!
[20:07] Yaeka
    Sugihara...
[20:08] Aoi
    This way, little lady.
[20:13] Kirishima
    Let go of me.
[20:14] Sugihara
    No! I'm not gonna let go until you're
    back to the usual Kirishima-san!
[20:19] Sugihara
    What was with that text?!
[20:20] Sugihara
    "All I'm going to do is cause trouble"?
[20:22] Sugihara
    "Walking away before I lose
    what's important to me"?
[20:24] Sugihara
    What the hell?!
[20:26] Sugihara
    Just apologize after you cause trouble,
[20:28] Sugihara
    and then get stronger so you can
    protect what's important to you!
[20:32] Sugihara
    Who cares if you messed up once?!
[20:34] Sugihara
    The Kirishima-san I know is a free spirit,
    but he's not irresponsible!
[20:39] Sugihara
    Being the Sakuragi Family's first lieutenant
[20:40] Sugihara
    and the little lady's babysitter...
[20:42] Sugihara
    The big bro I look up to...
[20:45] Sugihara
    You're the only one who can do all that.
[20:48] Sugihara
    So if you don't come home now,
    I'll make you regret it!
[20:53] Kirishima
    Let go of me.
[20:55] Sugihara
    No! I won't let you go until
    you say you'll come hom—
[20:57] Kirishima
    How the hell am I supposed to go home
[20:59] Kirishima
    with you clinging to me like this?
[21:01] Sugihara
    Kirishima-sa—
[21:03] Kirishima
    Never thought the day would come when
    you'd grab me by the collar and lecture me.
[21:08] Sugihara
    I-I'm sowwy.
[21:10] Sugihara
    Still, you're the one in the wrong this time—
[21:13] Sugihara
    Huh?
[21:13] Kirishima
    Just get stronger so you can
    protect what's important to you...
[21:20] Kirishima
    That's something even an idiot
    like me can understand.
[21:23] Kirishima
    I'm back to my senses. Thanks.
[21:28] Sugihara
    You can act a little more touched, y'know!
[21:32] Kirishima
    Jeez, don't cry.
[21:33] Sugihara
    I'm not crying!
[21:34] Yaeka
    Everything's back to normal.
[21:35] Aoi
    I have no idea what's going on,
    but I guess it got sorted out.
[21:39] Kirishima
    Let's go home, Sugihara.
[21:42] Sugihara
    Yes, sir!
[21:43] Kirishima
    Little lady, I'm sorry I worried you.
[21:47] Yaeka
    Kirishima.
[21:49] Kirishima
    Yes?
[21:50] Yaeka
    No more running away from home!
[21:53] Kirishima
    Right. I won't make the wrong choice again.
[22:02] Yaeka
    Let's go home, Kirishima.
SIGN    The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
SIGN    Next Time: The Little Lady's Babysitter

E12 - The Little Lady's Babysitter

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SIGN    The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
[01:37] Kirishima
    Sugihara, this is the first time
    I'm atoning for my mistakes,
[01:41] Kirishima
    so I need you to watch.
[01:42] Sugihara
    Wait, wait, hold up!
[01:43] Sugihara
    I've got a hunch about what
    you're atoning for, but no way!
[01:46] Kirishima
    I made up my mind after your lecture.
[01:50] Sugihara
    Don't use that as an excuse
    to cut off your finger!
[01:53] Kirishima
    You'll let me off the hook if I do this, right?
[01:56] Sugihara
    I mean it, stop! Seriously, don't do this!
[02:00] Kirishima
    Just let go, damn it!
[02:02] Sugihara
    Someone help!
[02:05] Sakuragi
    Shut the hell up!
SIGN    Episode 12: The Little Lady's Babysitter
[02:09] Yaeka
    Are you two okay?
[02:12] Sugihara
    Yes...
[02:13] Kirishima
    Yeah... We got yelled at.
[02:16] Aoi
    Man, never a dull moment with you two.
[02:19] Kirishima
    Aoi-san.
[02:21] Aoi
    I could hear you all the way
    from the other room.
[02:23] Aoi
    No wonder the boss was pissed.
[02:25] Kirishima
    When'd you get here?
[02:27] Aoi
    You were so riled up that
     you didn't even notice?
[02:30] Aoi
    Probably about half an hour ago.
[02:33] Aoi
    More importantly, the boss told me
[02:36] Aoi
    why you two caused a fuss
    at the park the other day.
[02:40] Aoi
    Your name's Sugihara, right?
[02:43] Sugihara
    Huh? Y-Yes...
[02:45] Aoi
    I've basically watched Toru grow up,
    so I know what kind of guy he is.
[02:52] Aoi
    I've been wanting to say this ever since
    I saw you lecturing Toru in the park...
[02:58] Aoi
    You're a good guy.
[03:01] Sugihara
    Huh?
[03:03] Aoi
    Toru's always been a damn troublemaker.
[03:07] Sugihara
    R-Right...
[03:08] Aoi
    I bet he's put you through hell and back!
[03:11] aoi
    You can talk to me whenever
    Toru causes you any more trouble!
[03:15] Sugihara
    Aoi-san...
[03:16] Kirishima
    You guys are just saying whatever you
    want with me sitting right here, huh?
[03:20] Aoi
    You've been through a lot, too, little lady.
[03:22] Aoi
    It must've been scary
    when you were attacked.
[03:25] Yaeka
    I'm okay. I think Kirishima was
    even more scared than I was.
[03:30] Yaeka
    When he came back to
     the hospital, he was cryi—
[03:37] Aoi
    What the heck was that just now?
[03:39] Kirishima
    By the way, did you get home
    okay after that, Aoi-san? Ow.
[03:43] Kirishima
    I bet your wife was worried
    since you got back late.
[03:46] Aoi
    Actually, the problem was
    more that Koki woke up.
[03:49] Aoi
    I think his fussing was probably worse.
[03:52] Aoi
    He wanted a present, he wanted cake...
[03:55] Aoi
    His yelling woke Hina up,
    and then she started crying.
[03:58] Yaeka
    Hina?
[03:59] Aoi
    Huh? Oh, I guess you guys haven't met yet.
[04:02] Aoi
    I've got a little girl at home
    who's younger than Koki.
[04:05] Aoi
    Wanna see?
[04:07] Aoi
    Here.
[04:08] Yaeka
    She's so cute!
[04:09] Sugihara
    She is!
[04:12] Aoi
    You were just like this once, little lady.
[04:14] Kirishima
    You sure did gush about her a lot back then.
     Went on and on about how cute she was.
[04:19] Aoi
    And back then, you sure did run away a lot...
[04:22] Kirishima
    Could you not reminisce
    about the past so angrily? Yikes.
[04:26] Yaeka
    Kirishima, you knew me when I was a baby?
[04:30] Kirishima
    Yes. Only a little bit, though.
[04:33] Yaeka
    No fair...
[04:34] Kirishima
    Huh?
[04:35] Yaeka
    I didn't know you back then.
[04:38] Kirishima
    Uh... that's okay. You don't need to know.
[04:41] Yaeka
    Mrrr.
[04:43] Aoi
    Yeah, that really isn't fair.
[04:46] Aoi
    I bet you wanna know about
     the old Toru, don't you?
[04:48] Kirishima
    Come on, Aoi-san.
[04:50] Aoi
    I know, little lady! Why don't
    you come over to my place?
[04:53] Aoi
    I have tons of old pictures of Toru.
[04:56] Yaeka
    Huh?!
[04:57] Kirishima
    Huh? Wait, no way...
[04:59] Aoi
    Koki's been wanting to play
    with the little lady, too.
[05:01] Aoi
    Plus, I'd love for you to meet Hina.
[05:03] Aoi
    I'm sure she'd love to meet
    an older girl like you.
[05:07] Kirishima
    Er, uh...
[05:08] Kirishima
    I'm fine with us going to your place,
    but we don't need to talk about me...
[05:13] Yaeka
    Kirishima.
[05:15] Kirishima
    Yes?
[05:16] Yaeka
    If you tell me one story about you,
    that can be your atonement.
[05:20] Kirishima
    Atonement?
[05:22] Yaeka
    Yup, atonement!
[05:24] Kirishima
    Er, uh... Could I just offer my pinky instead?
[05:27] Sugihara
    Why are you so against this?!
[05:30] Aoi
    Then I guess it's settled!
[05:37] Yaeka
    So, hey...
[05:40] Sakuragi
    What is it?
[05:41] Yaeka
    I want to go to Koki-kun's house soon.
[05:45] Sakuragi
    Koki...
[05:47] Sakuragi
    Oh, right. Aoi's place.
[05:49] Yaeka
    Can I?
[05:52] Sakuragi
    Sure, as long as Kirishima goes with you.
[05:55] Yaeka
    Also, I'm going to make sure...
    Kirishima atones.
[06:00] Sakuragi
    A-Atones?
[06:04] Kirishima
    Makes no sense, right?
    I don't get it, either.
[06:06] Sfx
    Gloom...
[06:07] Sakuragi
    I guess you know exactly
    what's gonna happen.
[06:15] Aoi
    Hey, guys.
[06:16] Kirishima
    Thanks for having us over.
[06:18] Yaeka
    We're here to play.
[06:20] Aoi
    Hey, thanks for coming. Come on in.
[06:22] Koki
    Wow, it's Yaeka-chan!
[06:24] Koki
    Mom! Yaeka-chan's here!
[06:26] Aoi
    Pipe down, Koki!
[06:32] Sanae
    Thanks for coming over.
[06:34] Sanae
    I'm his wife, Aoi Sanae.
[06:36] Sanae
    Thank you for always looking
    after my husband and son.
[06:40] Kirishima
    No, no. Please...
[06:42] Sanae
    Please enjoy your stay today.
[06:48] Sanae
    How adorable... You look just like a doll.
[06:52] Sanae
    Oh, you're just so precious....
[06:54] Aoi
    Sanae... The little lady clearly
    doesn't know how to react.
[06:59] Sanae
    Here you go.
[07:00] Yaeka
    Oh, that's so cute. It's a kitty cake.
[07:05] Sanae
    Ko-chan told me that you like cats.
[07:08] Koki
    Yup!
[07:09] Koki
    Yaeka-chan's really good at drawing, too!
[07:12] Koki
    So, I was thinking... Yaeka-chan...
[07:17] Koki
    Are artistic guys your type?
[07:20] Kirishima
    Seriously?!
[07:21] Sanae
    Ko-chan?!
[07:24] Aoi
    Koki! You little—
[07:25] Aoi
    Stop trying to hit on the little lady!
[07:28] Aoi
    Jeez, you—
[07:28] Koki
    Aw, why not, though?
[07:29] Aoi
    Who the hell did you take after, anyway?!
[07:31] Hina
    Mama!
[07:32] Sanae
    Oh, dear. Hina-chan woke up.
[07:39] Sanae
    Daddy and Ko-chan yelling
    must've startled you, huh?
[07:43] Sanae
    There, there.
[07:48] Yaeka
    Hina-chan?
[07:50] Sanae
    Oh? Are you curious about Yaeka-chan?
[07:54] Sanae
    It's okay, she wants you to come closer.
[08:07] Sanae
    I guess she can tell that
    you're a nice older girl.
[08:10] Yaeka
    Huh?
[08:12] Sanae
    Ko-chan tells Hina-chan
    about you all the time.
[08:16] (Flashback) Koki
    Hina, hurry up and get big, okay?
[08:19] (Flashback) Koki
    So we can go and play with
     Yaeka-chan together soon!
[08:24] Sanae
    He's always so happy when he talks about you.
[08:27] Sanae
    Maybe that's why Hina-chan
    already likes you, too.
[08:32] Sanae
    Say, Yaeka-chan. Once Hina-chan
    gets bigger, will you play with her?
[08:39] Yaeka
    Sure.
[08:42] Sanae
    Thank you.
[08:44] Aoi
    Toru!
[08:45] Kirishima
    Uh, yes?
[08:51] Aoi
    Here. You seriously have such a dull
     face without your sunglasses.
[08:57] Kirishima
    Not sure how I'm supposed to be full of life
    after having coffee spit onto my face.
[09:04] Aoi
    Yeah, sorry about that.
    Also, you're still using those?
[09:08] Aoi
    This is a good chance to
    give you a different pair.
[09:11] Kirishima
    Are you gonna open your
     own sunglasses shop?
[09:14] Aoi
    You're pretty much the only
    one I can give them to,
[09:17] Aoi
    so pick out whichever one you like.
[09:18] Kirishima
    Huh?
[09:23] (Flashback) Aoi
    Here, Toru. You can have these.
[09:27] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Sunglasses?
[09:28] (Flashback) Aoi
    You have such a dull face, but people
    keep picking fights with you.
[09:33] (Flashback) Aoi
    I figured those might help you out a bit.
[09:37] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Right...
[09:42] (Flashback) Aoi
    Nice. They look good on you.
[09:45] Kirishima
    Thanks, but... I'm good with these.
[09:49] Aoi
    Huh? Really?
[09:52] Kirishima
    They all look the same to me, honestly.
[09:54] Aoi
    What?! They're all different, though!
[09:56] Kirishima
    Huh? I don't see how.
[09:59] Aoi
    What, are you friggin' blind?!
[10:01] Aoi
    This is the problem with you guys
    that just don't get it.
[10:05] Kirishima
    I'm not sure what you want me to say.
[10:10] Koki
    Whatcha lookin' at, Yaeka-chan?
[10:13] Aoi
    Those are from the same
    brand you're wearing now.
[10:17] Kirishima
    Huh...
[10:18] Aoi
    Those are pretty expensive, y'know.
[10:18] Koki
    Dad and that guy look
    like they're having fun.
[10:21] Aoi
    See? Check out these frames!
[10:21] Yaeka
    Mhm.
[10:22] Sanae
    Those two are acting like they used to.
[10:26] Sanae
    They've always been really close.
[10:30] Aoi
    You've always been as easy
    to read as an open book.
[10:34] Aoi
    Oh, yeah. I promised the little lady
    I'd show her old photos of you.
[10:40] Kirishima
    Ah... you really didn't need
    to remember that.
[10:43] Yaeka
    Kirishima!
[10:45] Yaeka
    You need to atone!
[10:48] Kirishima
    Oh, that's right.
[10:51] Aoi
    Hey, this brings back memories.
[11:00] Yaeka
    Is that me?
[11:02] Kirishima
    Yes, I believe it is.
[11:05] Aoi
    Huh?
[11:08] Aoi
    Oh, this.
[11:10] Aoi
    You don't remember?
[11:14] Aoi
    Some dudes picked a fight with you,
    and you came back totally wrecked.
[11:18] Aoi
    Then the boss told you
    not to leave for a while.
[11:21] Koki
    Wow, this is Yaeka-chan?
[11:24] Kirishima
    That happened a bunch of times, though.
[11:27] Aoi
    Yeah, I guess I can't deny that.
[11:31] Sign
    The Sakuragi Family After Yaeka Was Born
[11:33] (Flashback) Kanami
    Oh, jeez. The first-aid kit's empty.
[11:37] (Flashback) Aoi
    Listen up! You're not allowed to move a
    single step from that spot all day. Got it?!
[11:41] (Flashback) Aoi
    If there's any sign that you left,
    I'm gonna kick yer ass!
[11:46] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Yes, sir.
[11:48] (Flashback) Yakuza
    Have a safe trip, sir!
[11:55] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Man, I'm bored.
[11:57] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Aoi-san and the boss have a meeting...
[12:00] (Flashback) Kirishima
    And I guess Kanami-san went shopping.
[12:03] Kirishima
    I bet I can at least go
    buy some cigarettes...
[12:11] (Flashback) Yaeka
    Wight hewe.
[12:13] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Little lady... You're awake?
[12:16] (Flashback) Kirishima
    I'll go get your mom—
[12:17] (Flashback) Yaeka
    Wight hewe!
[12:20] Kirishima
    What the— Does she want me to go over there?
[12:24] Kirishima
    I guess that was it.
[12:37] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Huh?
[12:40] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Uh...
[12:42] Kirishima
    What?
[12:48] Kirishima
    She seems to... want something?
[12:52] (Flashback) Kirishima
    W-Wow.
[12:55] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Very good job?
[12:58] (Flashback) Yaeka
    Heh.
[12:59] Kirishima
    That smug look!
[13:02] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Is that for me? Thanks...
[13:12] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Huh?
[13:24] (Flashback) Kirishima
    There, now it looks even cooler
     with the round one you gave me.
[13:29] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Wow, you're so amazing, little lady.
[13:37] Kirishima
    No good, eh?
[13:41] (Flashback) Yaeka
    Sho coo! Sho coo!
[13:47] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Huh? You want me to do it again?
[13:50] (Flashback) Yaeka
    Mm...
[13:52] (Flashback) Kirishima
    All right.
[13:54] (Flashback) Kirishima
    But no crying if it falls apart, okay?
[14:04] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Aw, Toru-kun.
[14:06] (Flashback) Miyuki
    You were playing with Yaeka?
[14:09] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Um... Sure.
[14:12] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Yaeka's sleeping all funny again.
[14:15] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Um, could you help me out here?
[14:17] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Are you tired?
[14:18] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Yes. Um, but...
[14:20] (Flashback) Kirishima
    This might not be so bad
    every once in a while.
[14:26] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Say, Toru-kun...
[14:28] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Ma'am?
[14:29] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Will you play with Yaeka
    once she gets older, too?
[14:34] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Um...
[14:39] (Flashback) Miyuki
    I'm counting on you. I'm excited
    for both of your futures.
[14:47] Kirishima
    I see... That's when this is from.
[14:49] Aoi
    What is it?
[14:51] Kirishima
    Oh, uh, it's nothing.
[15:08] (Flashback) Sanae
    Say, Yaeka-chan. Once Hina-chan
    gets bigger, will you play with her?
[15:14] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Will you play with Yaeka
    once she gets older, too?
[15:20] Yaeka
    Kirishima, tomorrow...
[15:25] Yaeka
    Kirishima?
[15:26] Kirishima
    Huh? Yes?
[15:29] Yaeka
    So, um...
[15:30] Yaeka
    I wanna buy Mommy some flowers tomorrow.
[15:35] Kirishima
    Sure, of course.
SIGN    The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
[15:44] Employee
    Welcome. Are you looking
    for something in particular?
[15:47] Kirishima
    Um...
[15:50] Employee
    Is this a gift for someone?
[15:53] Yaeka
    I'm going to give them to my mommy.
[15:55] Employee
    Then let's find the perfect flowers
    to make your mommy happy.
[15:59] Yaeka
    Okay.
[16:02] Kirishima
    Sorry, but could you pick something
[16:04] Kirishima
    that won't take much effort to care for?
[16:06] Employee
    Huh?
[16:08] Kirishima
    We're visiting her in the hospital.
[16:10] Kirishima
    We'd like something that will
    last a while and bring good luck.
[16:13] Employee
    You got it.
[16:15] Employee
    There are more over there.
    Want to take a look?
[16:18] Yaeka
    Mm.
SIGN    Kalanchoe
[16:26] Kirishima
    Kalanchoe?
[16:26] Young Kirishima
    Kalanchoe?
[16:30] (Flashback) Kirishima's Mother
    Aren't they adorable?
[16:32] (Flashback) Kirishima's Mother
    A lot of tiny flowers will bloom.
[16:35] (Flashback) Young Kirishima
    Huh... They sorta remind me of stars.
[16:45] Yaeka
    Do you like these flowers?
[16:49] Kirishima
    We used to have some at my house.
[16:52] Kirishima
    My mother took care of them.
[16:54] Yaeka
    Does your mommy like flowers?
[16:58] Kirishima
    She does.
[16:59] Yaeka
    Huh... I see.
[17:03] Employee
    Thank you for waiting.
[17:05] Employee
    Here you go.
[17:06] Yaeka
    So cute...
[17:08] Kirishima
    That's great.
[17:10] Kirishima
    I'm sure these will make your mom happy.
[17:12] Yaeka
    Yeah.
[17:14] Kirishima
    Thank you very much.
[17:16] Kirishima
    How much do I owe you?
[17:18] Yaeka
    Kirishima...
[17:19] Kirishima
    Yes?
[17:20] Yaeka
    Should we get these for your mommy, too?
[17:25] Kirishima
    Huh?
[17:27] Yaeka
    Your mommy likes them, right?
[17:29] Yaeka
    I'm sure they'd make her really happy.
SIGN    Dear Mommy,
[18:12] Mashiro
    Kirishima-kun, things are going
    to get even more exciting.
[18:16] Mashiro
    I'm sure of it.
[18:22] Yaeka
    Come in.
[18:24] Sugihara
    Good morning, little lady.
[18:26] Sugihara
    It's almost time for breakfast.
[18:28] Yaeka
    Okay.
[18:31] Yaeka
    Huh?
[18:39] Kirishima
    It's been a while... Mom... Dad.
[18:40] Sign
    Kirishima Family Grave
[18:54] Kirishima
    What the hell?
[18:56] Kirishima
    Now there are tons of flowers.
[18:59] Kirishima
    I guess that's okay, since
    you always liked them.
[19:03] (Flashback) Young Kirishima
    Why do you like flowers, Mom?
[19:06] (Flashback) Kirishima's Mother
    I mean, they're cute and
     pretty, of course...
[19:11] (Flashback) Kirishima's Mother
    But I think what I like most is
    enjoying their flower language.
[19:14] (Flashback) Young Kirishima
    Flower language?
[19:16] (Flashback) Kirishima's Mother
    Each flower has its own symbolic meaning.
[19:21] (Flashback) Kirishima's Mother
    Tulips mean "compassion,"
    and sunflowers mean "adoration."
[19:26] (Flashback) Young Kirishima
    Huh... What about these, then?
[19:29] (Flashback) Kirishima's Mother
    These?
[19:30] (Flashback) Young Kirishima
    Yeah, these.
[19:31] (Flashback) Kirishima's mother
    These... Kalanchoe mean...
[19:35] (Flashback) Kirishima's mother
    It's a secret.
[19:36] (Flashback) Young Kirishima
    Huh?! Why?
[19:38] (Flashback) Kirishima's mother
    These flowers where the kind
    your father and I bought
[19:42] (Flashback) Kirishima's mother
    right before you were born.
[19:44] (Flashback) Kirishima's mother
    It's a very special flower
    we chose together
[19:46] (Flashback) Kirishima's mother
    while talking about how we
    couldn't wait to meet you.
[19:50] (Flashback) Kirishima's mother
    So I want you to look up its meaning
    once you're an adult, Toru.
[19:55] (Flashback) Young Kirishima
    What? I'll totally forget, though.
[19:59] (Flashback) Kirishima's mother
    Well, you do forget things quite often.
[20:02] (Flashback) Kirishima's mother
    But that's fine.
[20:03] (Flashback) Kirishima's mother
    Flower language gives you secret messages.
    That's why I love it so much.
[20:10] Sign
    Flower Encyclopedia
     Seasonal Flowers and Floriography
[20:15] Sign
    
    
     Flower Language
    -Brings happiness
    -A big heart
    -Lots of small memories
    -I will protect you
[20:22] (Flashback) Student Kirishima
    Damn it... Why?
[20:32] (Flashback) Student Kirishima
    Why would you do that for someone like me?
[20:39] Kirishima
    So, these flowers...
[20:40] Kirishima
    The daughter of the guy who's
    looking after me now recommended
[20:43] Kirishima
    that I get these for you because she
    thought they'd make you happy.
[20:48] Kirishima
    She's only in grade school, and
    she's way more responsible than I am.
[20:52] Kirishima
    And yet, I'm somehow her babysitter...
[20:55] Kirishima
    Hilarious, isn't it?
[20:58] Kirishima
    I'm sure this is a hint for me to do
    something right despite how dumb I am...
[21:05] Kirishima
    But there's so much I've realized now
    because of the little lady.
[21:09] Kirishima
    Before this, I had no answers.
[21:13] Kirishima
    I just tried to find the right one.
[21:16] Kirishima
    And I was always frustrated
     because I couldn't find it.
[21:20] Kirishima
    But the truth is... There are plenty
    of right answers within me.
[21:25] Kirishima
    And it's important for me to
    get closer to those answers.
[21:29] Kirishima
    Actually... Maybe I don't really get it yet.
[21:52] Kirishima
    I'm not very talented,
[21:54] Kirishima
    so despite my age, I keep messing up,
    and causing trouble for all kinds of people.
[22:01] Kirishima
    Hopefully, I can tell them
    all how I really feel.
[22:04] Kirishima
    But I ain't any good at that, either.
[22:08] Kirishima
    I always wonder what the hell I'm doing...
[22:12] Kirishima
    But now, I'm able to realize
    these days aren't so bad.
[22:19] Kirishima
    So whenever you get bored
    of being up in heaven,
[22:22] Kirishima
    come check on me.
[22:23] Sign
    Grave
[22:25] Kirishima
    I'm sure I'll be getting by
    in whatever way I know how.
[22:31] Kirishima
    See ya.
[22:33] Kirishima
    I'll come by with flowers again sometime.
[22:36] Kirishima
    I'll need the boss to show me
    how to arrange 'em first, though.
[22:46] Yaeka
    After Kirishima became my babysitter,
[22:48] Yaeka
    I was surrounded by so many
    people before I knew it.
[22:55] Yaeka
    I've got more friends now, and Ohagi's so cute.
[22:59] Yaeka
    I'm a little closer to Sugihara now, too.
[23:02] Yaeka
    Ayumu-chan and Rei-chan
    are a lot of fun, too.
[23:05] Yaeka
    So I'm not as lonely anymore.
[23:10] Yaeka
    I'm gonna keep being really
    close friends with everyone
[23:14] Yaeka
    so I don't ever have to
    be super lonely again.
[23:28] Sign
    Dear Mommy,
    You can do it.
    I believe in you.
    Love, Yaeka
[23:30] Yaeka
    Mommy, you can do it. I believe in you.