E5 - Qualifications of Assassins Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    35 Years Earlier [00:09] (Flashback) Samurai     What is this place? [00:13] (Flashback) Goddess     I brought your soul here after your death. [00:16] (Flashback) Goddess     Despite being the world's finest samurai, [00:20] (Flashback) ---     you foolishly committed seppuku. [00:24] (Flashback) Samurai     How strange. Wherefore did you bring me here? [00:27] (Flashback) Goddess     I am testing all types of warriors. [00:29] (Flashback) Goddess     By the way, I'm a goddess. [00:32] (Flashback) Samurai     A god? [00:34] (Flashback) Goddess     You will be reincarnated in a fantasy     world of swords and sorcery. [00:39] (Flashback) Goddess     I'd like you to kill the Hero there. [00:42] (Flashback) Samurai     As you wish. If that is your command,     Goddess, then I humbly accept. [00:47] (Flashback) Samurai     Who is this Hero? [00:54] Goddess     So, Number 362 was reincarnated     35 years ago. How's his progress? SIGN    Hold it right there. You look like you might be the Hero. SIGN    By divine order, I shall take your life! [01:14] Goddess     I hope the next one does better. SIGN    The World's Finest Assassin     Gets Reincarnated in Another World as an Aristocrat SIGN    ————————————————————— SIGN    m -5 0 b -6 -4 13 -3 21 -3 b 22 -4 23 -6 25 -7 b 25 -7 27 -7 28 -4 b 41 -4 50 -4 53 -4 b 56 -4 62 -2 64 0 b 62 2 56 4 53 4 b 50 4 41 4 28 4 b 27 7 25 7 25 7 b 23 6 22 4 21 3 b 13 3 -6 4 -5 0 SIGN    m -5 0 b -6 -4 13 -3 21 -3 b 22 -4 23 -6 25 -7 b 25 -7 27 -7 28 -4 b 41 -4 50 -4 53 -4 b 56 -4 62 -2 64 0 b 62 2 56 4 53 4 b 50 4 41 4 28 4 b 27 7 25 7 25 7 b 23 6 22 4 21 3 b 13 3 -6 4 -5 0 [02:56] Lugh     The marketplace is thriving. [02:57] Tarte     We had a long spell of dry weather     this year, but the harvest was good. [03:05] Rack     Mr. Lugh! [03:07] Lugh     Hey, Rack. How's your farm? [03:09] Rack     Thanks to the fertilizer you showed me,     as you can see, I had a great harvest. [03:14] Lugh     I'm glad to hear that.     Your onions are delicious. [03:18] Rack     You honor me, Mr. Lugh. [03:21] Rack     This is to thank you for the fertilizer. [03:24] Luch     Thank you, Rack. [03:26] Emma     Mr. Lugh! [03:27] Emma     Take these, too. [03:29] Lugh     Are you sure? [03:30] Emma     They're to thank you for using magic to     refill the reservoir that had dried up. [03:35] Lugh     Thank you, Emma. [03:36] Pat     Mr. Lugh, Mr. Lugh! [03:39] Lugh     What is it, Pat? [03:41] Pat     My cow injured its hind leg. [03:45] Lugh     Got it. Let's go. [03:51] Tarte     Good work today, Mr. Lugh. [03:54] Tarte     You're as popular as ever with the people. [03:57] Lugh     Yes, that's a good thing, [04:00] Lugh     but I've received too many gifts. [04:02] Lugh     Can I even use them all before they spoil? [04:05] Tarte     This happens every time we visit. [04:08] Tarte     It's because you're so kind     to the people, Mr. Lugh. [04:10] Lugh     Gaining gratitude and recognition among the     people is a necessary part of managing a region. [04:16] Tarte     You already protect them     from bandits and beasts. [04:19] Tarte     Is that not enough? [04:22] Lugh     No. [04:24] Lugh     Strength alone isn't enough to     capture the hearts of the people. [04:29] Tarte     It's so different from the     place where I was born. [04:33] Tarte     Back home, there was a rift between the     hearts of the people and the lords. [04:38] Lugh     I see. [04:45] Lugh     Do you wish you'd been born     in Tuatha Dé instead? [04:47] Tarte     No. If I had been, then I wouldn't have had the     opportunity to become your personal servant. [04:55] Lugh     Not true. I would've found     you no matter where you were. [05:09] Tarte     Mr. Lugh, are you so kind to me     in order to win my heart, as well? [05:16] Lugh     Yes. After all, I need you. [05:19] Tarte     Of course. I'll serve you forever, Mr. Lugh. [05:30] Lugh     They're already full of mana. [05:32] Lugh     I learned how to produce Fahr Stones     by analyzing the one Dia gave me. [05:36] Lugh     Since then, I've been carrying them around with     me, filling them with mana, and storing them. [05:42] Lugh     The more I use mana, the more I grow. [05:45] Lugh     And by saving them like this,     I can use them as weapons. [05:50] Tarte     Mr. Lugh. [05:51] Lugh     Come in. [05:53] Tarte     Excuse me. [05:54] Tarte     The master said he'd like to speak     with you in the training room. [06:04] Lugh     I'm here, Father. [06:06] Cian     Allow me to be direct. How is Tarte? [06:10] Lugh     Over the past two years of training,     she's reached the level of the branch families. [06:15] Lugh     She's an incredibly hard worker. [06:17] Cian     I'm glad she's making good progress,     but that's not what I was asking about. [06:22] Lugh     I understand. To get straight     to the point, she's innocent. [06:25] Cian     I must've been overthinking it. [06:27] Cian     I suspected that Tarte might be a spy     sent to steal Tuatha Dé techniques. [06:34] Lugh     On top of observing her for two years, [06:36] ---     I've also been examining her     through regular conversation. [06:41] Lugh     Whether or not she avoids eye contact, [06:43] ---     the number of times she blinks,     whether or not she blushes. [06:46] Lugh     Her breathing, pulse, and perspiration. [06:50] Lugh     I've observed no signs that she's lying. [06:52] Cian     I see. She's a good girl.     I'm glad we didn't have to kill her. [06:57] Lugh     Our meeting was far too     convenient to be a coincidence. [07:01] Lugh     I searched the entire region and     failed to find anyone with mana, [07:05] Lugh     but then happened to meet a     girl abandoned by her family [07:08] ---     who happened to wander into the mountains in     our territory while I happened to be hunting. [07:15] Cian     It's only natural to     assume someone set it up. [07:19] Cian     If it truly was a coincidence,     then it was the miracle of a lifetime. [07:24] Lugh     Yes. [07:26] Cian     Down to business. [07:28] ---     Your next training exercise     is also a special test. [07:31] Lugh     A test... [07:33] Cian     If you pass this test and complete     one more training exercise, [07:37] ---     I'll recognize you as a full member of the     family and let you handle jobs as an assassin. [07:44] Lugh     I'll take your test, Father. [07:48] Cian     Then fight me. Whether you     win or lose doesn't matter. [07:52] Cian     Show me what you're capable of. [08:02] Lugh     A fight between assassins. [08:04] Lugh     It won't be a fair exchange of blows. [08:07] Lugh     We'll both try to take     each other by surprise. [08:11] Lugh     Whoever finds their opponent     first will have the advantage. [08:21] Lugh     Tsk! [08:23] Lugh     Judging by the arrow's trajectory,     he's located 50 meters southeast. [08:31] Lugh     Found him. [08:51] Lugh     Unbelievable. What is he, a monster? [08:55] Lugh     My bones will heal immediately     if I use my skill. [09:02] Lugh     I have to keep changing position     constantly or he'll attack. [09:04] Lugh     Moving downwind of your opponent     in order to hide is standard practice. [09:13] Lugh     I'm stronger and faster than him. [09:15] Lugh     On top of Tuatha Dé     assassination techniques, [09:17] ---     I have the assassination     skills from my previous life. [09:20] Lugh     But he's leading me around     by the nose, and I know why. [09:27] Lugh     A trap! [09:34] Lugh     The trap was a decoy! [09:57] Lugh     My father is predicting my movements. [09:59] Lugh     The creaking of my muscles, my perspiration, [10:02] ---     breathing, gaze, smell,     and the flow of my mana. [10:07] Lugh     It's because he possesses the     world's finest medical knowledge [10:09] ---     and is so familiar with the human body. [10:14] Lugh     But I can perform the     same feats as my father. [10:18] Lugh     However, when I attempt to read my father's     movements, he deceives me using feints. [10:23] Lugh     I'm attempting to deceive him,     but he sees through my feints. [10:29] Lugh     Is it the difference in     our experience levels? [10:31] Lugh     Or is it because he's my father? [10:38] Lugh     I need to make him let me win. [10:45] Lugh     Rather than recklessly moving around so     he finds me, I'll focus on his movements. [10:55] Lugh     I sense two sources of bloodlust     on the right and left. [11:03] Lugh     Since I'm right-handed, my left side is my     hot side, to which I can respond easily. [11:07] Lugh     This one's a decoy. [11:09] Lugh     My right side is my cold side,     where it's harder to attack. [11:13] Lugh     He's hoping this one will hit. [11:16] Lugh     But that's a feint, as well. [11:18] Lugh     He would conceal his bloodlust     for the actual attack. [11:21] Lugh     He's above me! [11:28] Lugh     I win. [11:33] Cian     It seems that way. [11:37] Cian     Good. You pass. [11:42] Cian     I can't believe I lost to a 12-year-old child. [11:46] Cian     You were holding back, too. [11:49] Cian     And I considered myself the finest     assassin of Tuatha Dé to date. [11:53] Lugh     I wasn't holding back. [11:55] Cian     You don't think not using magic,     the thing you're best at, is holding back? [12:00] Lugh     Using spells would've rendered     this fight meaningless. [12:04] Lugh     You said yourself that this was both     a training exercise and a test. [12:08] Lugh     If I'd used magic to defeat you,     it wouldn't have counted as training. [12:11] Cian     That's exactly right. You saw     through the meaning of my words. [12:16] Cian     That's what I was testing in this exercise. [12:19] Cian     It's important that an assassin     never lose sight of his goals. [12:28] Cian     I have nothing left to teach you. [12:32] Cian     Now you just need experience. [12:34] Lugh     No, I still have much to learn. [12:36] Lugh     I simply came out ahead on a suicidal gamble. [12:40] Cian     You've mastered all our techniques. [12:42] Cian     You must walk on your own two feet now. [12:45] Cian     Find what you need to become stronger. [12:49] Cian     Eventually you'll be put     through your final test. [12:51] Cian     Until then, you'll assist me with my work. [12:55] Lugh     Yes, Father. SIGN    The World's Finest Assassin     Gets Reincarnated in Another World as an Aristocrat SIGN    ————————————————————— SIGN    m -5 0 b -6 -4 13 -3 21 -3 b 22 -4 23 -6 25 -7 b 25 -7 27 -7 28 -4 b 41 -4 50 -4 53 -4 b 56 -4 62 -2 64 0 b 62 2 56 4 53 4 b 50 4 41 4 28 4 b 27 7 25 7 25 7 b 23 6 22 4 21 3 b 13 3 -6 4 -5 0 SIGN    m -5 0 b -6 -4 13 -3 21 -3 b 22 -4 23 -6 25 -7 b 25 -7 27 -7 28 -4 b 41 -4 50 -4 53 -4 b 56 -4 62 -2 64 0 b 62 2 56 4 53 4 b 50 4 41 4 28 4 b 27 7 25 7 25 7 b 23 6 22 4 21 3 b 13 3 -6 4 -5 0 [13:18] Noble A     Now, what's next? [14:07] Lugh     Your method was rather sloppy this time. [14:10] Cian     Remove his clothes and take his valuables. [14:13] Lugh     We're going to make this look     like the work of bandits? [14:16] Cian     This noble conspired with     bandits to commit evil deeds. [14:20] Cian     By making it look like he     was betrayed by bandits, [14:23] ---     we can prevent others from doing the same. [14:25] Lugh     I see. That's a good way to do that. [14:29] Cian     Seems like a common cold. [14:31] Noble H     My lungs haven't gotten worse again? [14:34] Cian     I wouldn't worry about that. [14:36] Noble H     If you say so, Dr. Cian. [14:39] Noble H     Give the doctor his reward. [14:40] Cian     That's not necessary. [14:43] Noble H     No, please. [14:45] Noble H     You're a busy man, and you     came all the way out here. [14:48] Cian     I see. In that case, I gratefully accept. [14:56] Lugh     He wasn't sick enough for you     to pay him a visit after all. [15:00] Cian     You're right. Did you notice anything? [15:04] Lugh     He had more guards than before, [15:06] ---     and the defensive barrier within     the grounds had been strengthened. [15:09] Lugh     If he's ever our target, we'll have to     think carefully about how we'll enter. [15:15] Cian     Correct. You'll make a great assassin, Lugh. [15:19] Cian     It's almost frightening. [15:21] Lugh     Because I'm your son. [15:24] Cian     Lugh, I still haven't told     you about the final test. [15:29] Lugh     Yes, Father. [15:29] Cian     A noble's castle is like a fortress. [15:32] Cian     They're heavily guarded     and difficult to enter. [15:35] Cian     Sometimes we conceal our identities     and approach from the front. [15:40] Lugh     I did the same in my previous life. [15:43] Lugh     Chefs, teachers, pianists... [15:46] Lugh     I used a variety of identities     to get close to my targets. [15:50] Cian     In order to do that, I possess     a number of false identities. [15:53] Cian     I frequently disguise myself     as a chef or merchant. [15:57] Lugh     Are you telling me to become a chef, as well? [15:59] Cian     No, become a merchant. [16:02] Cian     Nobles will defenselessly invite in a merchant     who can acquire the goods they desire. [16:07] Cian     If they run a well-known     trading company, that is. [16:11] Lugh     And you have the connections to do that. [16:15] Cian     I arranged for a fictional person     to be born at the same time as you. [16:20] Cian     The head of the Balor Trading Company fathered     a child named Illig Balor with a prostitute. [16:26] Cian     Even if anyone examines your family     register, you won't be found out. [16:29] Lugh     Balor is a prominent trading company     in the merchant town of Milteu. [16:34] Lugh     I'm surprised they agreed to     forge their family register. [16:37] Cian     They owed me a favor from a long time ago. [16:40] Cian     The Balor Trading Company's     contacts and information network [16:43] ---     surpass even those of     royal intelligence agents. [16:46] Cian     Lugh, until you turn 14, you'll train     to become a merchant as Balor's son. [16:53] Lugh     Very well. I'll train until I     can visit nobles as Illig Balor. [17:02] Cian     To my son, Lugh Tuatha Dé,     as he departs for his final trial. [17:08] Cian     May the Alvan Kingdom prosper. [17:10] All     May the Alvan Kingdom prosper! [17:13] Esri     Get plenty to eat, everyone. [17:16] Cian     I probably sound like a doting father,     but Lugh is exceptionally talented. [17:22] Cian     He'll surely become an even greater head     of the House of Tuatha Dé than me. [17:26] Relative A     The final test at 12 years old?     He's the youngest ever to do it. [17:30] Relative B     He has your endorsement at that age? [17:33] Relative B     The future of the House of Tuatha Dé is secure. [17:35] Relative C     Once he completes the final test, he'll be     eligible to become the next head of the house. [17:40] Lugh     It's all thanks to your guidance. [17:42] Relative A     Spoken like the next head of the house! [17:46] Lugh     Take this away. [17:47] Tarte     Yes, sir. [17:48] Ronah     You asshole! [17:49] Ronah     I refuse to accept such a young     boy as the next head of the house! [17:57] Ronah Father     Ronah, behave yourself! [17:59] Ronah     Shut up! I know you don't     like it either, Dad. [18:01] Ronah Father     Ronah! [18:02] Cian     It's fine. Let me handle this. [18:05] Ronah Father     Mr. Cian... [18:06] Cian     Ronah, what is it about     Lugh that displeases you? [18:09] Ronah     I was supposed to be next     in line after Ruff died. [18:14] Ronah     It doesn't make sense that     it's this scrawny kid instead. [18:17] Ronah     I'm stronger! I should become     the next head of the house! [18:21] Cian     Then if Lugh is stronger than you, [18:24] ---     would you recognize him as     the next head of the house? [18:27] Ronah     Yeah, of course. [18:29] ---     But if I'm stronger, then I'll become     the next head of the house instead. [18:33] Cian     Very well. Then you shall fight immediately. [18:37] Ronah     Sure! Wha— [18:44] Cian     It would seem that Lugh is stronger than you. [18:47] Cian     Does this satisfy you? [18:49] Ronah     Th-That was a dirty trick! [18:50] Cian     That's how an assassin of Tuatha Dé     works. We're not like knights. [18:55] Cian     Lugh, put your knife away. [18:58] Ronah     I never surrendered. [19:04] Ronah     You brat! Let go! [19:09] Lugh     I broke it cleanly. [19:11] Lugh     If he has mana, it should heal in two days     if treated with Tuatha Dé techniques. [19:15] Cian     Even if you fought normally,     Lugh is stronger. [19:18] Cian     Strength isn't important, but it's necessary. [19:22] Cian     Because he's prepared for anything     that might happen, he can act boldly. [19:25] Ronah     Damn it! [19:28] Cian     What do you think?     My son isn't too bad, is he? [19:31] Cian     He's a genius whose medical and     assassination skills exceed my own. [19:48] Ronah     What do you want? Did you come to insult me? [19:51] Lugh     No, I thought you might be feeling down. [19:54] Ronah     I don't feel down. [19:56] Ronah     I'm irritated by how pathetic I am. [19:58] Ronah     I've always been stronger than anyone     else from the branch families, [20:02] ---     and I was beaten by a kid     four years younger than me. [20:04] Lugh     In that case, my father was beaten     by a child 30 years younger than him. [20:09] Ronah     Hey, wait. You mean that rumor's true? [20:13] Lugh     I beat the finest Tuatha Dé in history. [20:16] Lugh     There's nothing you can do to beat me. [20:19] Lugh     But you don't need to. [20:22] Ronah     What do you mean? [20:23] Lugh     If you become my subordinate when     I become the head of the house, [20:26] ---     I promise you'll be treated     even better than you are now. [20:29] Ronah     What? [20:30] Lugh     At last year's young knight tournament,     there were only four knights stronger than you. [20:36] Ronah     Is that supposed to be a compliment? [20:38] Lugh     Yes, and an invitation. [20:41] Lugh     I want you, Ronah. [20:42] Lugh     Not as an assassin,     but as a knight of Tuatha Dé. [20:47] Ronah     I suppose it's better than being flattered     out of some odd attempt at consideration. [20:50] Ronah     I don't dislike it. [20:53] Lugh     This is a gift. [20:54] Ronah     What is it? [20:57] Ronah     It's unbelievably light. [20:59] Lugh     Swords suit you better than knives. [21:02] Lugh     I'd like you to become     my subordinate one day. [21:05] Ronah     Get out of here. [21:08] Ronah     Lugh, by the time you return from your test, [21:12] ---     I'll have become a better knight. [21:15] Lugh     Ronah... [21:17] Ronah     Good luck with your test. [21:20] Lugh     Thanks. [21:24] Lugh     You don't have to come with me, Tarte. [21:26] Tarte     No, Mr. Lugh. I'm your personal servant. [21:30] Esri     Tarte, look after Lugh for me. [21:33] Tarte     Yes, ma'am. I'll do exactly as I was taught. [21:37] Tarte     Uh, n-nothing. [21:40] Cian     Two years will fly by. [21:42] Cian     Go enjoy a different life to the fullest. [21:45] Lugh     Yes, Father. [21:50] Tarte     Mr. Lugh, I'm excited for Milteu. [21:54] Lugh     No. [21:56] Lugh     Not Lugh. [21:58] Lugh     From this moment on, I'm Illig Balor. [22:02] Tarte     Yes, Mr. Illig! [23:36] Narration     Next time, "Residence of Girls."