Season 1
- E1 - Quantum of Trust
- E2 - Deal of Reincarnation
- E3 - Magic of Bonds
- E4 - Plan of Goddess
- E5 - Qualifications of Assassins
- E6 - Residence of Girls
- E7 - Life of Falsehoods
- E8 - Rites of Choice
- E9 - Compensation of Assassination
- E10 - First of Dates
- E11 - Choice of Betrayal
- E12 - Battle of Assassin
E1 - Quantum of Trust
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SIGN The World's Finest Assassin
Gets Reincarnated in Another World as an Aristocrat
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[02:14] Servant A
I can't make your makeup
look nice if you're crying.
[02:17] Girl A
I'd prefer that.
[02:20] Girl A
Don't make me look pretty.
[02:49] Auctioneer
Next up...
[02:54] Auctioneer
Item number 6.
[02:55] Auctioneer
From Swoigel, 13 years old.
[02:58] Auctioneer
155 centimeters tall, weighs 41 kilos.
[03:02] Auctioneer
Blonde hair, gray eyes.
[03:04] Auctioneer
In excellent health, no external injuries.
[03:08] Auctioneer
Let the bidding begin at three million.
[03:12] Auctioneer
Four million. Five million.
[03:15] Auctioneer
I have six million.
[03:17] Auctioneer
Six and a half million.
[03:20] Auctioneer
Can I get seven million?
[03:22] ---
Seven million.
[03:24] Auctioneer
I have seven and a half million.
[03:28] Collide
What a bunch of cheapskates.
[03:30] Collide
Bid like you mean it.
[03:32] Butler
We've already exceeded
the cost of acquiring them.
[03:35] Butler
You've made quite a profit, Lady Collide.
[03:39] Butler
What "cost"? All you do is burn
their villages to the ground.
[03:42] Butler
She's a beautiful girl.
[03:43] Butler
I wish I could keep her.
[03:46] Butler
She'd better not be auctioned off for cheap.
[03:52] Girl A
Please...
[03:54] Girl A
Please let me go. I want to see my mother.
[03:57] Dia
In that case, you should try to look pretty.
[04:01] Girl A
Huh?
[04:02] Dia
You're a girl, after all.
[04:06] Dia
Well, it should just about be my turn.
[04:09] Man A
Number 7, come here.
[04:16] Auctioneer
Now for today's featured product.
[04:19] Auctioneer
Item number 7.
[04:23] Auctioneer
From Alvan, 14 years old.
[04:26] Auctioneer
145 centimeters tall, weighs 38 kilos.
[04:30] Auctioneer
Silver hair, blue eyes.
[04:33] Auctioneer
In excellent health.
[04:35] Auctioneer
No external injuries, no dental cavities.
[04:37] Auctioneer
Let the bidding begin at ten million.
[04:43] Dia
Are these men the target of this job?
[04:46] Dia
They're obviously evil-looking men.
[04:49] Dia
How many girls have they
brought to tears until now?
[04:53] Dia
Latem etaerc!
[04:59] Dia
Now, then...
[05:00] Dia
I'll show no mercy. Prepare yourselves.
[05:03] Dia
Elfir etaerc!
[05:07] Dia
Erif! Erif!
[05:12] Man A
What the hell is going on?!
[05:15] Tarte
Are there any among you who reluctantly
followed Marquess Collide's orders
[05:18] ---
because you had no other choice?
[05:22] Tarte
Good. Then I can kill you
without reservations.
[05:28] Man B
You brat!
[05:30] Man D
Damn kid!
[05:34] Man E
You bitch!
[05:42] Tarte
Flee with the others.
[05:43] Girl A
I will.
[05:49] Dia
Daoler! Erif!
[05:53] Collide
Where are the guards?!
[05:55] Butler
Th-They should arrive shortly.
[05:57] Dia
Marquess Collide!
[06:04] Dia
He's a magic-user!
[06:12] Tarte
Erif!
[06:23] Dia
Tarte, buy me time to chant.
[06:25] Tarte
Yes, Dia-sama.
[06:29] Dia
Tnemele noitceles, erif.
[06:33] Dia
Aera thgie, egnar xis, rewop eerht.
[06:38] Tarte
Daoler!
[06:40] Dia
Erif cigam!
[06:45] Maha
That's Dia and Tarte's signal.
[06:47] Maha
Lugh-niisan, Marquess Collide
was guilty after all.
[06:51] Lugh
Thanks. Your information was correct, Maha.
[06:56] Maha
When I followed the money,
I discovered huge profits of unknown origin.
[07:01] Maha
They attack villages while
disguised as bandits
[07:03] ---
and kidnap young girls to sell
them off to other nobles.
[07:06] Maha
It's unforgivable.
[07:08] Lugh
Sending Dia and Tarte undercover
was the right choice.
[07:11] Lugh
It takes time to get evidence
on a members-only auction.
[07:16] Lugh
We wouldn't want the number of
victims to rise in the meantime.
[07:16] Tarte
Are you all right?
[07:18] Girl B
Yes.
[07:18] Dia
This way.
[07:19] Lugh
They went too far when they attacked
a village in a neighboring country.
[07:22] Lugh
Banditry and human trafficking
are serious crimes.
[07:26] Lugh
By committing such crimes
across national borders,
[07:28] Lugh
they endangered international affairs.
[07:31] Lugh
Target confirmed.
[07:33] Lugh
In accordance with royal orders and the
principles of the House of Tuatha Dé,
[07:37] ---
Marquess Collide and those who participated
in the sales shall be eliminated.
[07:45] Assistant
Hit.
[07:46] Assassin
Who are we eliminating next?
[07:49] Assistant
McDonnell. He's 20 feet to the
left in front of the sedan.
[07:53] Assistant
Hit. Tommy and Jeffrey, 30 feet to the left.
[08:01] Assistant
Hit. Yu Chen, 70 feet to the right.
[08:04] Assistant
Crap. He hid behind the van.
[08:07] Assassin
You should've told me that first.
[08:14] Assassin
Mission complete.
[08:15] ---
Let's get out of here.
[08:16] Assistant
But there are still more mafia members.
[08:19] Assistant
We could wipe them out now.
[08:21] Assassin
The organization ordered
us to assassinate six men.
[08:25] Assassin
I'm not killing anyone else.
[08:27] Assistant
There are still key people down there!
[08:30] Assistant
If we let them live, the mafia
will resume activity and—
[08:33] Assassin
Don't get the wrong idea.
[08:34] Assassin
We're not heroes of justice.
[08:38] Assassin
We're tools of the organization.
[08:40] Assassin
We don't do anything we're not ordered to do.
[08:41] Assistant
But...
[08:42] Assassin
If the organization wanted to wipe out the
mafia, they would've ordered us to do so.
[08:47] Assassin
Their goal is probably to leave the mafia's
structure in place and replace its leaders.
[08:53] Assassin
It's possible that members of the
organization are undercover among them.
[08:57] Assassin
We can't kill them without authorization.
[09:00] Assassin
The mission went as planned. We're leaving.
[09:04] Assistant
Yes, sir.
[09:15] Assassin
Move.
[09:16] Assassin
I'm driving.
[09:18] Assistant
What's going on?
[09:22] Assassin
We're fleeing.
[09:24] Assassin
We've been spotted by an
unmanned reconnaissance drone.
[09:28] Assistant
It'll find us unless we turn off our lights.
[09:30] Assassin
No matter. Ready your weapon.
[09:32] Assistant
What are we going to do?
[09:33] Assassin
Do as I say.
[09:35] Assassin
The border guards are coming.
[09:50] Radio A
Target vehicle spotted.
[09:51] Radio A
Secure the vehicle.
[09:54] Guard
Suspects have opened fire!
[09:56] Radio A
Permission to engage granted.
[10:11] Assassin
Once we're discovered by
a drone, we're screwed.
[10:13] Assassin
Its infrared camera can see
the heat of the engine.
[10:16] Assassin
So we'll leave the headlights
on to attract its attention.
[10:22] Assassin
Hang your gun from the roof.
[10:25] Assassin
Pass a wire across the trigger.
[10:28] Assassin
When the bumpy road causes the gun
to shake, it'll fire automatically.
[10:33] Assassin
Drones are equipped with excellent
cameras, but they have only one.
[10:37] Assassin
It'll prioritize following an obvious target.
[10:41] Assassin
While they're chasing the
car, we'll leap from it.
[10:48] Assassin
Once they're attacked,
they're guaranteed to strike back.
[10:52] Assassin
They won't overlook it.
[10:54] Assassin
The car just needs to lure them away.
[10:57] Assassin
If we're lucky, they'll hit
and ignite the spare gas tank.
[11:11] Assistant
It exploded.
[11:13] Assassin
Yes, just as planned.
[11:16] Assassin
What's wrong?
[11:17] Assistant
When I jumped from the car...
[11:19] Assassin
Let me see that. I'll stop the bleeding.
[11:21] Assistant
Sorry.
[11:26] Assassin
I wasn't expecting to be found by a drone.
[11:29] Assassin
Did the mafia make a mistake, or...
SIGN The World's Finest Assassin
Gets Reincarnated in Another World as an Aristocrat
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[11:43] Assistant
The border guards have
moved away from the area.
[11:46] Assassin
Okay. We'll wait here until dawn.
[11:50] Assistant
We're not going to flee while it's dark out?
[11:52] Assassin
The relative temperature of the ground
[11:53] ---
will make it easier for the drone's
infrared camera to spot us.
[11:56] Assassin
We'll move once the sun rises and the ground's
temperature exceeds that of the human body.
[12:01] Assassin
Rest until then.
[12:02] Assistant
Yes, sir.
[12:09] Assistant
Um...
[12:10] Assassin
What is it?
[12:12] Assistant
Why did you become an assassin?
[12:15] Assassin
I was born into and raised
by the organization.
[12:19] Assassin
They've taught me assassination
techniques since I was a child.
[12:23] Assassin
I was raised only to assassinate.
[12:26] Assassin
It's the only way I know how to live.
[12:29] Assassin
I have no other choice.
[12:32] Assistant
And you were satisfied with that?
[12:35] Assassin
Satisfied?
[12:36] Assistant
To live bound by the organization.
[12:41] Assassin
Indeed, yes.
[12:43] ---
As someone who spent his
life in the organization,
[12:45] ---
the organization was everything to me.
[12:47] Assassin
I'm proud to have become the
organization's greatest tool.
[12:51] Assassin
I have no doubts.
[12:53] Assistant
Don't you have any human emotions?
[12:57] Assassin
Assassins don't need emotions.
[13:00] Assassin
Emotions cloud your judgment.
[13:03] Assassin
They only get in the way.
[13:05] Assassin
But that all ends with this job.
[13:08] Assassin
No human can overcome aging.
[13:11] Assistant
You're retiring?
[13:13] Assassin
Yeah. I'm retiring and starting a new
job with the organization in Japan.
[13:18] Assistant
A Japanese assassination organization?
As in ninjas?
[13:22] Assassin
It's an educational organization.
[13:24] Assassin
I'll train new assassins there.
[13:27] Assassin
This mission was also a practice
run for training new assassins.
[13:31] Assassin
I wouldn't have brought along
a novice assistant otherwise.
[13:35] Assistant
I'm not a novice!
[13:38] Assistant
I've been trained by the organization!
[13:39] Assassin
You might as well be a novice.
[13:41] Assistant
I'm at the top of my class, you know!
[13:44] Assassin
Then your classmates are trash.
[13:46] Assassin
Even I was more useful back
when I was still a virgin.
[13:49] Assistant
How dare you? I'm doing my best to—
[13:57] Assassin
What is this?
[13:59] Assassin
I asked you a question. What is this?
[14:02] Assistant
M-My gun.
[14:04] Assassin
Why is it pointing at you?
[14:07] Assistant
I don't know.
[14:09] Assassin
Because you trust me.
[14:11] Assassin
Why did you assume I wouldn't kill you?
[14:16] Assassin
What if I planned to kill you once I was
done so as not leave any evidence behind?
[14:21] Assassin
Did that thought not occur to you?
[14:24] Assistant
No.
[14:25] Assassin
I lied about training new assassins.
[14:27] Assassin
I intended to use you until I could
escape, but you've become a burden.
[14:32] Assassin
It's sooner than I'd planned,
but I'm killing you now.
[14:37] Assassin
What did they teach you
to do in these situations?
[14:39] Assistant
Huh?
[14:40] Assassin
What were you taught?!
[14:42] Assistant
Sidestep your attacker's weapon
toward the hot side of the gun
[14:45] ---
while twisting your body
to face the cold side...
[14:47] Assassin
Why aren't you doing that?
[14:49] Assistant
Because I don't think it
would work against you.
[14:52] Assassin
Don't have so much faith in my abilities.
[14:54] Assassin
This is why I called you a novice.
[14:56] Assistant
But...
[14:57] Assassin
If you're a professional,
don't trust anyone about anything.
[15:01] Assassin
Got it?
[15:06] Assassin
Did you believe I'd kill you?
[15:08] Assassin
I just got done telling
you not to trust anyone.
[15:11] Assassin
If you get that, then go to sleep.
[15:20] Assassin
Go to sleep.
[15:21] Assistant
I'll shoot you.
[15:22] Assassin
Go to sleep.
[15:23] Assistant
I'm going to shoot you.
[15:25] Assassin
Go to sleep.
[15:26] Assistant
You think I won't shoot you?
[15:28] Assassin
Just go to sleep.
[15:29] Assistant
You trust that I won't shoot you?
[15:32] Assistant
I thought professionals didn't trust anyone.
[15:34] Assassin
It's not that you won't shoot. You can't.
[15:37] Assassin
You should've noticed from the gun's weight.
[15:41] Assistant
When did you...
[15:43] Assassin
You think I'd return a loaded gun
to someone I threatened with it?
[15:47] Assassin
You trust too much, novice.
[16:01] Assassin
It's me.
[16:02] Command
Congratulations. You seem to have
completed your mission successfully.
[16:05] Assassin
Thank you.
[16:07] Command
Now you can happily retire.
Thank you for your service until now.
[16:11] Assassin
Actually, I have a new mission.
[16:15] Assassin
I'll be training new assassins.
[16:17] Command
That's right. I feel sorry for the students
you'll be putting through the wringer.
[16:22] Command
Everything you need is there.
[16:24] Command
Act according to what you find there.
[16:27] Command
Is your partner alive?
[16:29] Assassin
Yes.
[16:30] Command
Good. Bring her back, as well.
[16:33] Command
I look forward to your safe return.
[16:35] Assassin
Roger.
[16:38] Assassin
It's a fake passport.
[16:40] Assassin
You're now Mila Martinez, apparently.
[16:43] Assistant
That's a common name.
[16:45] Assassin
It's better to use an inconspicuous name.
[16:47] Assassin
Looks like I'm Allen Smith now.
[16:50] Assassin
Sounds like someone who'd
shoot lame-ass movies.
[16:53] Assassin
We have two plane tickets to Japan.
[16:56] Assassin
Let's go meet some ninjas.
[17:13] Assassin
Now there's nothing left for
me to do until we arrive.
[17:17] Assassin
It's all over now.
[17:18] Assassin
Both this mission and my life as an assassin.
[17:28] Announcer
Breaking news: communication
with AMA Flight 125 was cut off
[17:30] ---
with the final message that
the plane had been hijacked.
[17:34] Assassin
Hijacked?
[17:35] Announcer
Once again, communication with
AMA Flight 125 was cut off
[17:35] Ca
Everyone, please remain calm, stay in
your seats, and fasten your seat belts.
[17:37] Assistant
What happened?
[17:38] ---
with the final message that
the plane had been hijacked.
[17:38] Assassin
The story broke too quickly.
[17:39] Assassin
It's what I'd expect from the
organization. They're well-prepared.
[17:42] Assistant
What do you mean?
[17:44] Assassin
The hijacking is a lie.
They're capable of that.
[17:47] Announcer
We've received additional information.
[17:49] Announcer
The terrorists who hijacked
AMA Flight 125 have announced
[17:52] ---
their intention to crash the
plane into key facilities.
[17:56] Assassin
I understand why they'd dispose of a tool
they're finished with to keep him quiet,
[18:01] ---
but why do all this just to kill one man?
[18:05] Assistant
You mean...
[18:07] Assassin
The organization intends to assassinate me.
[18:10] Assassin
And you're their tool for doing that.
[18:13] Assistant
No...
[18:17] Assassin
They burdened me with her so I'd focus
on fleeing and board this plane.
[18:25] Assassin
They tipped off the border guard so the
drone would show up in order to corner me.
[18:30] Ca
Sir, you can't go in there—
[18:39] Assassin
An antipersonnel mine behind
the flight instrument panel.
[18:42] Assassin
So this is why they wanted
me to get on this plane.
[18:45] Assassin
Is the flight control stick working?
[18:53] Assassin
I've ended plenty of lives up until now.
[18:56] Assassin
I knew my turn would come eventually,
[19:00] Assassin
but I wasn't expecting
such a magnificent coffin.
[19:09] Assassin
They got me.
[19:32] Assassin
Why? I trusted the organization
and followed their orders.
[19:39] Assassin
I was so loyal to them, I would've
died if they'd ordered me to.
[19:45] Assassin
I was betrayed. Why?
[19:49] Assassin
Why? Why?
[19:53] Assassin
I am frustrated.
[19:55] ---
I feel frustrated.
[19:57] Assassin
The emotions I suppressed are returning.
[20:05] Assassin
Yes...
[20:08] Assassin
I feel frustrated.
[20:21] Assassin
Where am I?
[20:23] Assassin
Is this a dream?
[20:26] Goddess
No, not a dream.
[20:28] Goddess
Despite being the world's finest assassin,
[20:32] ---
you stupidly allowed yourself
to be assassinated.
[20:37] Assassin
Would you mind explaining all this?
[20:40] Goddess
I summoned your soul here after your death.
[20:43] Goddess
By the way, I am the Goddess. Ahem.
[20:46] Assassin
Could you tell me why you brought me here?
[20:50] Goddess
You have options.
[20:52] Goddess
Option one: have your soul wiped clean
and be reborn as a stranger. Waah!
[20:59] Goddess
Your memories would vanish,
and you'd become a different person.
[21:02] Assassin
In other words, the person
I am now would die.
[21:05] Goddess
Well, you're already dead.
[21:07] Goddess
Your other option is to accept my request
and be reborn in another world.
[21:12] Goddess
In exchange, you'd keep
your current memories.
[21:15] Goddess
You'd retain your knowledge and
experience, and enjoy a new life.
[21:21] Assassin
In some ways, that'd be synonymous
with continuing my current life.
[21:25] Goddess
An appealing offer, don't you think?
[21:29] Assassin
And what's your request?
Who do you want me to kill?
[21:34] Goddess
Oh? How did you know?
[21:37] Assassin
If you chose me,
it's the only conceivable request.
[21:41] Goddess
I'm glad you're so quick on the uptake.
[21:44] Goddess
I knew I chose the right soul.
[21:47] Goddess
You're the world's finest assassin.
[21:51] Goddess
You will be reborn in a fantasy
world of swords and sorcery.
[21:56] Assassin
A world of swords and sorcery?
[21:58] Goddess
Yes. I'd like you to kill the Hero there.
[23:36] Lugh
Next time, "Deal of Reincarnation."
E2 - Deal of Reincarnation
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SIGN The World's Finest Assassin
Gets Reincarnated in Another World as an Aristocrat
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[00:13] Assassin
Reincarnation? That's hard to believe.
[00:17] Goddess
Normally, souls of the dead are
cleansed of any stains and recycled.
[00:25] Goddess
The life they'd built up
until then is wiped away.
[00:38] Assassin
That's how I believed death worked.
[00:41] Assassin
Even if we're reborn,
[00:42] Assassin
a person's personality is reduced to
nothing if their memories are erased.
[00:46] Goddess
Then being reborn in another world
with the memories and personality
[00:50] Goddess
from your previous life
makes you incredibly lucky.
[00:53] Goddess
It's like starting a new RPG with all the
experience points from the game you just beat.
[01:00] Goddess
It'd be a waste to refuse such an offer.
[01:05] Assassin
In that case, tell me who the target is.
[01:08] Goddess
Does that mean you'll accept the job?
[01:11] Assassin
I'm dead. There's no risk for me anymore.
[01:14] Assassin
And besides, I remembered
how to feel emotions.
[01:19] Goddess
Emotions?
[01:20] Assassin
Since I was born, I lived as
a tool for killing people.
[01:25] Assassin
I suppressed my emotions and took
pride in living as the perfect tool.
[01:32] Assassin
But at the very end of
my life, I had regrets.
[01:36] Assassin
I experienced frustration.
[01:38] Assassin
I recalled the emotions
I'd forgotten for so long.
[01:42] Assassin
If I have another chance at life,
[01:44] Assassin
instead of living as a tool for others,
I want to live my own life.
[01:48] Goddess
That's fine.
[01:50] Goddess
As long as you fulfill my request,
I don't care what else you do.
[01:55] Goddess
Allow me to explain the job.
[01:58] Goddess
You will be reborn in a fantasy world
of swords and sorcery and kill the Hero.
[02:05] Goddess
You have until eighteen
years after you're born.
[02:10] Goddess
This is how this world works.
[02:12] Goddess
This is how magic is defined.
[02:15] Goddess
Here is knowledge of the culture and
technology of the era, as well as the Hero.
[02:20] Assassin
It's different from the world I lived in.
[02:24] Assassin
Civilization is somewhere between
the Middle Ages and Modern Era.
[02:27] Assassin
The greatest difference
is the existence of magic.
[02:30] Assassin
And some people possess physical
abilities far greater than ours.
[02:41] Assassin
I see. I understand this new world.
[02:44] Assassin
The Hero seems to be a valorous man.
[02:47] Assassin
Why does he need to be killed?
[02:49] Goddess
Sixteen years after your birth, the Hero will
defeat the Demon Lord and save the world.
[02:54] Goddess
But after that, the Hero will use his
power to plunge the world into chaos.
[03:00] Goddess
Eighteen years later,
the world will be destroyed.
[03:04] Goddess
So I'd like you to kill the Hero right quick.
[03:09] Assassin
According to the knowledge I just received,
there are limits to human abilities.
[03:14] Assassin
But the Hero alone is an exception.
[03:16] Assassin
He possesses abilities far
greater than other humans.
[03:19] Assassin
In other words,
[03:21] Assassin
I have to kill a non-standard monster
using my own standard abilities.
[03:28] Goddess
I chose an assassin because,
among humans, the Hero can be killed
[03:33] Assassin
not by warriors, knights, or mages,
[03:36] Goddess
but only by an assassin.
[03:39] Assassin
Very well. If you just want
him dead, I can do that.
[03:41] Goddess
I wouldn't except less from
the world's finest assassin.
[03:44] Goddess
You're very confident.
[03:47] Assassin
But give me the best possible
abilities within standard limits.
[03:51] Goddess
Sure. I'll grant you the highest stats
that a human can theoretically have.
[03:59] Goddess
These are the skills humans living
in the other world possess.
[04:03] Goddess
When they're born, they're granted
at most five skills at random.
[04:08] Goddess
I'll grant you all five, as well as the
opportunity to choose them yourself.
[04:12] Goddess
Furthermore, you may choose
your magic attributes, as well.
[04:17] Assassin
I have a few questions.
[04:19] Goddess
Go ahead.
[04:21] Assassin
It seems your ability to meddle
with the world is limited.
[04:25] Assassin
Is reincarnating me from another
world not overstepping your bounds?
[04:30] Goddess
That's allowed.
[04:32] Goddess
I just so happened to bring in a soul from
another world because I was short,
[04:35] Goddess
just so happened to do a
sloppy job cleansing your soul,
[04:38] Goddess
leaving your memories and knowledge intact,
[04:40] Goddess
just so happened to grant you
a highly effective body,
[04:43] Goddess
and just so happened to randomly
select strong skills.
[04:46] Assassin
I see. As for your instructions
to kill him within eighteen years,
[04:51] Assassin
can I kill him as soon as I'm ready?
[04:54] Goddess
Oh, you can't do that.
[04:56] Goddess
Please wait until after the
Hero has killed the Demon Lord.
[04:59] Goddess
The Demon Lord can only
be killed by the Hero.
[05:02] Goddess
If you kill him first,
the world will be destroyed.
[05:06] Assassin
Last question.
[05:08] Assassin
Do you want me to save the world,
or do you want me to kill the Hero?
[05:14] Assassin
If the world can be saved without
killing the Hero, that should be fine.
[05:19] Goddess
I want you to save the world, of course.
[05:22] Goddess
Saving the world without killing
the Hero would be great, too...
[05:26] Goddess
If that's even possible.
[05:29] Assassin
Understood. I accept your request.
[05:32] Goddess
Thank you!
[05:34] Goddess
Now choose your skill cards.
[05:39] Assassin
There are 123,851 skills in total.
[05:44] Assassin
I'm free to choose a total of whichever
five skills I want, one from each rank.
[05:50] Assassin
The Hero is born with 30 skills.
[05:53] Assassin
At the very least, five of them are S-rank,
[05:56] Assassin
and their remaining skills are A-rank.
[05:58] Assassin
And I have to face them
with only five skills.
[06:03] Assassin
Normally, the odds of being granted an
S-rank skill are one in a hundred million.
[06:09] Assassin
From among these, I'll choose...
[06:12] Assassin
Rapid Recovery.
[06:13] Assassin
It increases the recovery rate of my stamina,
mana, healing, and everything else.
[06:19] Assassin
The recovery rate increases
with my proficiency.
[06:22] Assassin
It's the only choice.
[06:26] Assassin
The odds of being granted an A-rank
skill are one in a million.
[06:30] Assassin
I'll choose...
[06:32] Assassin
Spell Weaver, the skill
of creating new spells.
[06:37] Assassin
With only a hundred spells to choose from,
this skill grants me limitless possibilities.
[06:43] Assassin
B-rank skills are one in ten thousand.
[06:47] Assassin
Now, then...
[06:48] Assassin
Limitless Growth. It does
exactly what it sounds like.
[06:53] Assassin
Combined with Rapid Recovery, by training
with my inexhaustible stamina,
[06:58] Assassin
I can improve all my abilities
in a short amount of time.
[07:02] Assassin
C-rank skills are one in a hundred.
[07:04] Assassin
From among these, I'll choose...
[07:07] Assassin
Martial Arts. Assassins require combat skills
that don't rely on any particular weapon.
[07:14] Assassin
Finally, D-rank skills are one in one.
[07:17] Assassin
In other words, everyone possesses one.
[07:20] Assassin
Oh? This is a D-rank skill?
[07:24] Assassin
The gods must be blind.
[07:28] Assassin
Next, I'll select my attributes.
[07:31] Assassin
In addition to the basic attributes
of Earth, Fire, Wind, and Water,
[07:36] Assassin
there are also the rare attributes of
Light and Dark for a total of six.
[07:41] Assassin
Normally, people are born with one of these.
[07:44] Assassin
Though it will cut the speed
of my progress in half,
[07:48] Assassin
I'll choose all four basic attributes.
[07:50] Assassin
I have Rapid Recovery.
I can train twice as hard.
[07:56] Assassin
That's my decision.
[08:01] Goddess
You seem to have found a
satisfactory combination.
[08:04] Assassin
Yes. I've come up with a plan.
[08:07] Assassin
I won't find a better combination.
[08:09] Goddess
Really? You chose the plain
Rapid Recovery for your S-rank skill.
[08:13] Goddess
And your A-rank skill is Spell Weaver.
[08:16] Goddess
The rest aren't very exciting, either.
[08:18] Goddess
Humans are so interesting.
[08:22] Assassin
Is that sarcasm?
[08:23] Goddess
It's a compliment.
[08:24] Goddess
Simply combining obviously powerful skills
[08:28] Goddess
wouldn't be enough to beat a monster
like the Hero who possesses 30 skills.
[08:34] Goddess
Very well. It's time to be reborn.
[08:38] Goddess
Are you ready?
[08:40] Assassin
Yes. I have no doubts.
[08:43] Goddess
You'll be born into the
noble House of Tuatha Dé,
[08:47] Goddess
who make their living as assassins.
[08:49] Goddess
Your mother is a beautiful lady,
[08:52] Goddess
but you'd better not make any
naughty faces while nursing.
[08:56] Goddess
Anyway, I'm counting on you.
[09:08] Assassin
I want to live my own life.
[09:12] Assassin
I wasn't expecting to become a tool of
assassination again after having that thought.
[09:17] Assassin
But if I can have a new life after completing
just one mission, then I can't complain.
[09:24] Assassin
This time I'll live according to my own
will and acquire what's known as happiness.
[09:38] Maia
Almost there, madam! Push!
[09:42] Maia
He's here, madam!
[09:45] Maia
Sir, it's a healthy boy!
[09:49] Cian
Great job, Esri. The baby's here?
[09:52] Esri
Yes. It's a boy.
[10:04] Cian
A boy, huh?
[10:06] Cian
Let's name him Lugh.
[10:10] Esri
Lugh. That's a good name.
[10:13] Cian
Lugh Tuatha Dé, my heir.
[10:18] Esri
Cian, you're going to raise
this boy as a Tuatha Dé?
[10:22] Cian
This kingdom needs the Tuatha Dé.
[10:25] Cian
Some infections can only be
rooted out by assassination.
[10:28] Esri
I don't like it. I'm scared we'll
lose him like we lost Ruff.
[10:35] Cian
I won't make the same mistake again.
[10:38] Cian
I don't want to lose a second child, either.
[10:42] Cian
I promise I won't let Lugh die.
[10:45] Cian
We'll raise him to be strong so he won't.
[10:49] Esri
Cian...
[10:54] Assassin/Lugh
I was born to Cian Tuatha Dé and
Esri Tuatha Dé and named Lugh.
[11:02] Lugh
I was reincarnated into the House Tuatha Dé
[11:05] ---
of the Alvan Kingdom,
a noble house of assassins.
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[11:24] Lugh
These are alte rabbit droppings.
[11:27] Lugh
They're fresh.
[11:28] Lugh
This will be the subject of today's training.
[11:33] Lugh
It's been seven years since I was
reincarnated, and I still can't use magic.
[11:38] Lugh
Magic will be the key to killing the Hero,
but I can't learn without a mentor.
[11:43] Lugh
But I can still strengthen
my mana by doing this.
[11:48] Lugh
When my prey runs from me,
[11:50] ---
the increase in body temperature
diminishes the flavor of the meat.
[11:54] Lugh
Also, damaging the organs
makes the meat stink.
[11:59] Lugh
The best way to hunt delicious meat...
[12:02] Lugh
is to bring it down
with a single headshot.
[12:06] Esri
Lugh, let your mother cook for you today.
[12:10] Lugh
We agreed that I'd cook on days I go hunting.
[12:14] Lugh
Have a seat, Mother.
[12:17] Cian
Let him handle it, Esri.
[12:19] Cian
He's never made anything inedible before.
[12:22] Esri
I'm proud Lugh's such a good cook,
[12:25] ---
but I'm ashamed to call myself a mother when
he keeps coming up with wonderful ideas.
[12:30] Lugh
Mother, you speak too well of me.
[12:33] Lugh
My cooking is no match for yours.
[12:36] Cian
Ah, so Lugh has a talent for
flattery in addition to cooking.
[12:40] Esri
Cian, you're so mean!
[12:43] Lugh
I need to grow strong
so I can fight the Hero.
[12:48] Lugh
Like an athlete, I need to consume
meals based on nutritional science.
[12:53] Lugh
By regularly cooking for myself,
I can acquire any nutrients I lack.
[12:58] Lugh
Protein and calcium for building
strong muscles and bones.
[13:02] Lugh
Vitamins and minerals to
stimulate tissue growth.
[13:06] Lugh
Wild rabbit meat is ideal since it's low
in fat and high in protein, but it's gamy.
[13:12] Lugh
Add potherbs, homemade dried
mushrooms, and root vegetables,
[13:15] ---
and stew it in a pressure cooker with herbs.
[13:19] Esri
The pot you made for us is so convenient.
[13:22] Esri
It cooks anything in an instant, like magic.
[13:25] Lugh
Pressure cookers aren't magic.
[13:28] Lugh
All I did was test out the idea I got
after reading a book in the study.
[13:31] Esri
As far as I'm concerned, it's magic.
[13:34] Cian
Lugh is a smart boy.
[13:36] Cian
I knew about the relationship between
pressure and boiling points,
[13:39] ---
but it didn't occur to me
to apply that to cooking.
[13:42] Cian
An assassin needs a flexible mind.
[13:46] Cian
I'm proud of you.
[13:47] Lugh
Father, you speak too highly of me.
[13:51] Lugh
I mastered cooking in my previous life.
[13:54] Lugh
Disguising myself as a chef in
order to infiltrate a party
[13:58] ---
attended by my target was
an effective strategy.
[14:01] Lugh
Add a béchamel sauce made from goat's
milk and goat butter beurre manié
[14:06] ---
to the rabbit and vegetables stewed in the
pressure cooker, and the cream stew is done.
[14:12] Lugh
It's a complete meal that allows me
to consume all the nutrients I need
[14:17] Lugh
to grow at once.
[14:20] Lugh
Father, Mother. Let's have lunch.
[14:29] Esri
Lugh's special stew is exquisite.
[14:32] Esri
You must be a genius to
have come up with this.
[14:35] Cian
I agree. I've never seen anything
like this stew, even in the capital.
[14:40] Cian
You could make a fortune
selling it in a restaurant.
[14:42] Lugh
You're exaggerating.
It's not that elaborate a dish.
[14:47] Esri
You're too modest, Lugh.
[14:49] Esri
I know!
[14:50] Esri
Let's serve this to the people
at this year's harvest festival.
[14:53] Esri
I'm sure everyone will love it.
[14:55] Cian
I agree.
[14:57] Cian
Let's make this cream stew
a Tuatha Dé specialty.
[15:01] Esri
Yes, let's.
[15:03] Lugh
My mother is always cheerful, and my
father puts on a kind face in public.
[15:09] Lugh
We look like a happy family.
[15:11] Lugh
I never experienced this in my previous life.
[15:15] Lugh
The food I made in my previous
life tasted far better than this.
[15:20] Lugh
My ingredients and tools were sophisticated.
[15:23] Lugh
But for some reason, I feel like
today's meal tastes better.
[15:28] Cian
Lugh.
[15:29] Cian
Come to the training room
when you're finished eating.
[15:32] Lugh
Yes, Father.
[15:40] Lugh
My father has another side to him.
[15:51] Lugh
I've arrived, Father.
[15:53] Cian
Good. Now strip.
[15:55] Lugh
Yes, Father.
[16:07] Cian
First kata.
[16:08] Lugh
Yes, Father.
[16:28] Cian
Second kata.
[16:30] Lugh
Yes, Father.
[16:37] Cian
Third kata.
[16:38] Lugh
Yes, Father.
[16:39] Lugh
Once a week, my father
examines my body's growth.
[16:44] Lugh
The development of my muscles.
[16:47] Lugh
The growth of my skeletal structure.
[16:49] Lugh
The range of motion of my joints.
[16:51] Lugh
He determines my next training
course according to these.
[16:55] Lugh
The House of Tuatha Dé are the Alvan
Kingdom's greatest medical experts.
[17:00] Lugh
And secretly, they are assassins who
carry out the royal family's orders.
[17:05] Lugh
While publicly treating
the sicknesses of nobles,
[17:08] ---
they secretly deal with those who harm
the kingdom by committing evil acts.
[17:13] Lugh
Life and death. They support the
kingdom by controlling both.
[17:17] Lugh
A noble family of assassins.
[17:19] Lugh
Their darkness is deeper than I imagined.
[17:22] Lugh
My father taught me medical
and assassination techniques
[17:27] ---
so I could be the heir to
this family of assassins.
[17:30] Lugh
It's a convenient family
for me to be born into.
[17:33] Lugh
I can use them in order to train myself
for the assassination of the Hero.
[17:37] Lugh
All is going according to plan.
[17:39] Cian
Good. Put your clothes back on.
[17:42] Lugh
Yes, Father.
[17:44] Cian
You're growing quickly, Lugh.
You recover quickly, too.
[17:47] Cian
You're wonderfully gifted.
[17:49] Lugh
Thank you.
[17:51] Cian
You're still a little young, but since
you've grown this much, you should be fine.
[17:56] Cian
You should have the strength
to withstand the operation.
[17:58] Lugh
You mean...
[17:59] Cian
Lugh, I'm giving you the
Mystic Eyes of Tuatha Dé.
[18:03] Lugh
The Mystic Eyes of Tuatha Dé.
[18:05] Lugh
They are a secret handed down
in the House of Tuatha Dé.
[18:08] Lugh
Magical surgery is used to strengthen eyesight,
even allowing one to perceive mana.
[18:14] Lugh
The special surgery was perfected
[18:17] Lugh
after experimenting on
numerous death row criminals.
[18:20] Lugh
Not only does it allow one
to see at great distances,
[18:22] ---
it also improves dynamic visual acuity,
depth perception, and low-light vision.
[18:27] Lugh
There is no greater weapon
an assassin could possess.
[18:30] Lugh
I want them, no matter what.
[18:32] Cian
Are you scared?
[18:33] Lugh
No. I trust your skills, Father.
[18:37] Cian
Good. I promise you a successful surgery.
[18:47] Esri
Lugh, you're so cute.
[18:48] Lugh
Mother, I can handle this myself.
[18:51] Esri
No, this is a mother's job.
[18:53] Esri
I won't let you do this one.
[18:55] Esri
You've relied on me less
and less as you've grown.
[18:59] Esri
I can't believe I'm getting
to take care of you.
[19:02] Esri
It's like you're a baby again.
[19:05] Esri
I know!
[19:06] Esri
After all these years,
would you like to nurse again?
[19:08] Lugh
Huh?!
[19:09] Esri
Come on, don't be shy.
[19:11] Esri
Imagine you're a baby again. Here it comes.
[19:15] Lugh
Wha... No, wait...
[19:16] Lugh
No, Mother, I—
[19:19] Esri
There, there.
[19:19] Cian
You look like you're having fun.
[19:21] Esri
Oh, Cian. Lugh is such a cutie.
[19:27] Lugh
Father, help me!
[19:33] Cian
Lugh, let me see how you're doing.
[19:36] Cian
Your wounds should've healed by now.
[19:38] Lugh
Yes, Father.
[19:39] Esri
What? You can see?
[19:41] Lugh
No, but I know the layout
of the manor where I live.
[19:46] Lugh
I can accurately discern the positions
of objects by voice and sound, as well.
[19:49] Cian
Impressive as always, Lugh.
[19:51] Cian
You've been studying assassination
techniques even while recuperating.
[19:55] Cian
As your father, I'm pleased.
[20:22] Lugh
The region of Tuatha Dé.
[20:24] Lugh
I'm seeing the world I live in with new eyes.
[20:42] Lugh
Father, I can see clearly.
[20:45] Cian
Good. I'm relieved.
The surgery was a success.
[20:51] Lugh
Father's mana...
[20:54] Lugh
So this is what the
Mystic Eyes of Tuatha Dé can do.
[20:56] Cian
Eventually I'll teach you this
surgical technique, as well.
[20:59] Cian
Someday you'll perform it on your own child.
[21:03] Lugh
Yes, Father. I promise to learn it.
[21:05] Cian
Also, I have good news for you.
[21:08] Lugh
Good news?
[21:09] Cian
You're finally going to get
what you've always wanted.
[21:13] Lugh
Have you found someone to teach me magic?
[21:17] Cian
Yes.
[21:19] Cian
Your teacher will be arriving next week.
[21:21] Cian
Focus on helping Esri
prepare for their arrival.
[21:24] Cian
You don't want to be rude to your teacher.
[21:26] Lugh
Yes, Father.
[21:29] Esri
So cute!
[21:31] Esri
I knew this outfit would look good on you.
[21:34] Lugh
I think these are girls' clothes.
[21:37] Esri
But they look great on you.
[21:39] Lugh
So you acknowledge that
they're girls' clothes.
[21:43] Esri
I'll summon an artist.
[21:46] Esri
I need a painting of you in that cute outfit.
[21:49] Lugh
I never agreed to that!
[21:52] Lugh
My magic teacher arrives today.
[21:55] Lugh
We can't keep them waiting.
[21:57] Esri
You're right. Too bad.
[22:00] Lugh
I'm going to get changed. I need
to be ready to greet my mentor.
[22:03] Esri
What are you talking about?
[22:06] Esri
You're going dressed like that.
That's why I made it.
[22:09] Lugh
Is she insane?!
[22:24] Cian
We've awaited your arrival.
[22:26] Lugh
This is the person who's
going to teach me magic...
[22:30] Lugh
A child?
[22:31] Cian
Thank you for coming,
despite your busy schedule.
[22:35] Dia
Don't worry about it.
[22:37] Dia
The Viekones owe the House
of Tuatha Dé a great deal.
[22:40] Dia
So she's going to be my apprentice?
[22:43] Dia
I heard I'd be teaching a boy.
[22:45] Lugh
I am a boy.
[22:48] Cian
My wife dressed him.
[22:50] Dia
She's always been a little...
[22:52] Dia
Anyway, I believe this boy is
too young to be studying magic.
[22:57] Cian
Lugh is special.
Like you, Ms. Dia, he's a genius.
[23:07] Dia
You just thought I'm still
a child, too, didn't you?
[23:12] Dia
Erif cigam!
[23:23] Dia
I'm one of Swoigel's top five mages.
[23:30] Dia
My name is Dia Viekone. Nice to meet you.
[23:36] Lugh
Next time, "Magic of Bonds."
E3 - Magic of Bonds
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[01:40] Lugh
Allow me to formally introduce myself.
[01:42] Lugh
I am Lugh Tuatha Dé, seven years old.
[01:45] Lugh
I look forward to receiving your
guidance and support, Ms. Dia.
[01:48] Dia
No need to be so polite.
[01:50] Dia
I'm only three years older than you.
[01:52] Dia
Starting tomorrow, this genius mage
will spend two weeks teaching you
[01:56] ---
everything there is to know about magic.
[02:00] Dia
Here.
[02:06] Lugh
What's this?
[02:07] Dia
It's called a Fahr Stone.
[02:08] Dia
It can be used to store mana.
[02:11] Lugh
Store mana?
[02:13] Dia
First, we need to determine
your magical capacity.
[02:16] Dia
Try pouring all your mana
into the Fahr Stone.
[02:23] Dia
Wow, not bad!
[02:25] Dia
Even among adults, not many people
can produce that much mana.
[02:31] Lugh
Thanks to my Rapid Recovery
and Limitless Growth,
[02:34] ---
I've increased my magical
capacity by a thousandfold.
[02:38] Dia
W-Wait a minute, Lugh...
[02:40] Lugh
What is it?
[02:41] Dia
It doesn't make sense that
you've still got mana!
[02:44] Lugh
I've got plenty more.
[02:47] Dia
No, there's no way you can have that much!
[02:50] Lugh
I do have it, but this is all I can release.
[02:54] Lugh
This isn't enough to defeat the Hero, though.
[02:58] Dia
Watch out! Throw that as hard as you can!
[03:00] Dia
Quickly!
[03:01] Lugh
Physical reinforcement.
[03:22] Cian
Lugh!
[03:23] Cian
Lugh!
[03:26] Lugh
Father, Mother.
[03:28] Esri
Lugh, are you all right?
[03:30] Lugh
Yes.
[03:30] Cian
Ms. Dia, what was that?
[03:32] Dia
I-I'm sorry. I was just trying
to m-measure his mana.
[03:37] Cian
In other words, Lugh was
responsible for that?
[03:39] Dia
No, it was my fault.
[03:41] Cian
That's not what I'm asking.
[03:44] Cian
I'm asking if Lugh caused what just happened.
[03:47] Dia
Y-Yes, but it's not Lugh's fault!
[03:51] Cian
What?!
[03:52] Cian
That's incredible!
[03:54] Cian
Esri, did you hear that?
[03:55] Esri
Yes! I knew our son could
wield such powerful magic!
[04:02] Dia
Huh?
[04:03] Esri
Lugh, your first spell was marvelous.
[04:07] Esri
I'm glad we asked Ms. Dia to teach you.
[04:10] Cian
But this seems more suitable for war.
[04:13] Cian
Ms. Dia, could you please teach him
spells suitable for assassination next?
[04:17] Dia
Huh? Uh, sure...
[04:19] Cian
Keep up the good work.
[04:25] Cian
They're... not mad?
[04:27] Lugh
That's how my parents are.
[04:29] Dia
Huh...
[04:30] Lugh
More importantly, Dia,
I want more Fahr Stones.
[04:33] Lugh
How can I get more?
[04:35] Dia
You can't.
[04:37] Dia
Fahr Stones are the treasured object
of my home region of Viekone.
[04:40] Dia
We can't give them to
people from other regions.
[04:43] Dia
Did you just click your tongue?
[04:45] Lugh
No. Hey, Dia.
[04:47] Dia
What is it?
[04:48] Lugh
Are you sure I can't have Fahr Stones?
[04:50] Dia
Yes!
[04:56] Lugh
She's an odd mentor, but no matter.
[05:02] Lugh
More importantly, I need Fahr Stones.
[05:04] Lugh
They will be necessary for
assassinating the Hero.
[05:07] Lugh
The question is, how can I
acquire a large number of them?
[05:12] Dia
Lugh, you're still awake?
[05:14] Lugh
Yeah.
[05:16] Dia
Children shouldn't be up so late.
[05:19] Dia
Go to bed.
[05:22] Lugh
S-Sure.
[05:25] Lugh
Uh...
[05:26] Dia
Your big sister will sleep with you tonight.
[05:29] Lugh
When did I become your younger brother?
[05:32] Dia
Oh, Mr. Cian must be hiding it.
[05:36] Lugh
Hiding what?
[05:39] Dia
In any case, as your mentor,
I name you my younger brother.
[05:45] Lugh
Fine.
[05:47] ---
I'll follow my mentor's commands.
[05:50] Dia
Nice and obedient. Good.
[05:52] Dia
Goodnight, Lugh.
[05:53] Lugh
Goodnight.
[06:01] Dia
Here.
[06:02] Dia
Today, we'll determine your attributes.
[06:04] Dia
Try pouring a little mana into that.
[06:08] Lugh
How's this?
[06:09] Dia
Good. We'll begin by testing for Fire.
[06:16] Dia
You have an affinity for Fire.
[06:18] Dia
You could have two attributes,
so we'll test for the others, too.
[06:25] Dia
Wow, you have an affinity for Water, as well!
[06:27] Dia
This is my first time seeing someone
other than myself with two attributes!
[06:31] Dia
It's really rare!
[06:34] Lugh
What about the others?
[06:35] Dia
I've never seen anyone with
three attributes, but...
[06:41] Dia
What?
[06:42] Dia
You have an affinity for Earth, too?
[06:46] Dia
Wind, too... You have all four attributes?!
[06:50] Lugh
Seems that way.
[06:51] Dia
You're unbelievable.
[06:54] Dia
But now that we know your magical capacity
and attributes, I can teach you properly.
[06:59] Lugh
I'm counting on it.
[07:07] Dia
Casting spells requires you to
convert your mana's attribute.
[07:12] Dia
Your first attribute conversion is a
powerful and memorable experience.
[07:17] Dia
Receiving guidance from an unskilled
mentor can leave you with bad habits.
[07:22] Lugh
You're not an unskilled mentor, right?
[07:26] Dia
I promise you a wonderful first time.
[07:31] Dia
Focus. We'll start with Earth,
my preferred attribute.
[07:36] Dia
Feel the change in your mana on your skin.
[07:40] Dia
Etch it into your mind.
[07:47] Lugh
So this is attribute conversion.
[07:52] Lugh
Guided by Dia, my mana is taking on color.
[07:58] Lugh
My previously colorless power
[08:02] Lugh
is being reborn with purpose.
[08:16] Lugh
Thank you for a wonderful first time.
[08:20] Dia
Give it a try.
[08:29] Dia
Looking good!
[08:30] Lugh
You set a good example.
[08:37] Lugh
I have memories of something
that look like letters.
[08:40] Dia
You learned a spell.
[08:42] Lugh
This is a spell?
[08:44] Dia
When you take on mana from
[08:46] Dia
one of your attributes, you learn
spells as a revelation from God.
[08:49] Dia
The more often you cast them,
the more new spells you'll receive.
[08:53] Lugh
How do I cast them?
[08:54] Dia
Speak the incantation in your mind.
[09:01] Lugh
I can't read these letters.
[09:04] Dia
Watch this.
[09:06] Dia
Etaerc reppoc.
[09:10] Dia
"Create copper." This is the first Earth
affinity spell that appears in your mind.
[09:16] Lugh
Like this?
[09:17] Lugh
Etaerc reppoc.
[09:22] Dia
How did you learn that
after hearing it only once?
[09:25] Lugh
I'm confident in my memory.
[09:28] Lugh
My tongue can't keep up, though.
[09:30] Dia
Pronunciation is key when casting spells.
[09:32] Dia
The accuracy of your pronunciation
affects your magic.
[09:35] Lugh
So that's how it works.
[09:37] Lugh
Dia, teach me more.
[09:40] Dia
Right! Your crash course begins now!
[09:44] Lugh
I've finally learned to use magic.
[09:47] Lugh
But this is still only the first step.
[09:50] Lugh
Someday I must acquire spells powerful
enough to assassinate the Hero.
[10:02] Dia
Tuatha Dé has some delicious dishes.
[10:04] Dia
That was my first time having gratin.
[10:06] Lugh
Sorry I can't serve you
anything more luxurious.
[10:09] Dia
Gratin has a very mild flavor. I love it!
[10:14] Lugh
I'm glad you liked it.
[10:16] Dia
Lugh, why are you so good at everything?
[10:20] Dia
You're knowledgeable and smarter
than me, even though you're younger.
[10:24] Dia
You're a good cook, too.
[10:26] Lugh
My parents taught me well.
[10:29] Lugh
I'll serve you something
special for dinner tomorrow.
[10:31] Lugh
You'll love it.
[10:33] Dia
Okay! Goodnight, Lugh!
[10:36] Lugh
Goodnight.
SIGN The World's Finest Assassin
Gets Reincarnated in Another World as an Aristocrat
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[10:45] Lugh
Etaerc reppoc.
[10:47] Dia
Nice work!
[10:48] Dia
You're progressing so quickly!
[10:50] Lugh
So this is magic. It's fun.
[10:52] Dia
I was so excited at first, too!
[10:55] Dia
The more magic you use,
the more spells come to mind!
[11:01] Lugh
Can you cast a spell off a
transcription written by someone
[11:04] ---
instead of the letters in your head?
[11:08] Dia
Without a revelation from God?
[11:10] Lugh
I want to try it.
[11:11] Dia
Okay.
[11:14] Dia
Let's try iron next.
[11:17] Dia
Here.
[11:19] Lugh
Etaerc nori.
[11:23] Dia
No way! It worked!
[11:26] Dia
Why hasn't anyone figured this out until now?
[11:30] Lugh
This world must be designed so people only
consider casting spells given to them by God.
[11:37] Lugh
The copper and iron spells have
nearly identical incantations.
[11:40] Dia
Yeah. I don't know what the words
mean, but just this part is different.
[11:46] Lugh
Dia, could you transcribe all
the incantations you know?
[11:49] Dia
What? That's a lot of work.
[11:52] Lugh
If this minor difference
changes the metal produced,
[11:56] ---
we may be able to create a new
spell by changing this part.
[12:00] Lugh
We need samples to determine
which letters mean what.
[12:05] Lugh
I'll do anything for you in return.
[12:06] Lugh
Please.
[12:08] Dia
Got it.
[12:13] Dia
There are 36 magic letters.
[12:15] Dia
I think the difference between
copper and iron is the numbers.
[12:18] Dia
It makes sense logically
if these are numbers, so...
[12:22] Dia
Lugh, are you listening?
[12:24] Lugh
Y-Yeah, I'm listening.
[12:27] Dia
Copper is probably 8.9, 1,083, and 63.546.
[12:32] Dia
Iron is 7.9, 1,540, and 55.8, I think.
[12:38] Lugh
Really?
[12:39] Lugh
Good job figuring that out.
[12:41] Dia
Huh?
[12:41] Lugh
Where's the number to magic
letter conversion chart?
[12:44] Dia
Here.
[12:45] Lugh
All right.
[12:50] Lugh
Done.
[12:51] Lugh
These numbers are the parameters
defining the type of metal created.
[12:55] Dia
In simpler terms?
[12:57] Lugh
The three numbers represent specific gravity,
melting point, and atomic weight.
[13:01] Lugh
By changing the parameters to those
of silver, we can produce silver.
[13:05] Dia
That's even more confusing.
[13:07] Lugh
Dia, don't you want to produce gold?
[13:09] Dia
What?
[13:10] Lugh
I know the parameters for gold.
[13:12] Dia
Really? Let's do it!
[13:15] Lugh
Ready?
[13:15] Dia
Yeah.
[13:16] Lugh
Specific gravity, 19.32.
[13:19] Lugh
Melting point, 1,064.
[13:21] Lugh
Atomic weight, 196.966.
[13:25] Dia
Atomic weight is...
[13:27] Dia
Done.
[13:29] Dia
Etaerc dlog.
[13:30] Dia
Huh?
[13:33] Lugh
Are you all right, Dia?
[13:35] Dia
Yeah, I'm fine.
[13:37] Dia
I suddenly got a really bad headache.
[13:40] Lugh
What's going on?
[13:42] Dia
Did we get something wrong?
[13:44] Lugh
I'll try it.
[13:46] Lugh
Etaerc dlog.
[13:50] Dia
Y-You did it!
[13:51] Dia
It's gold! This is amazing, Lugh!
[13:54] Lugh
This must be my A-rank skill, Spell Weaver.
[13:57] Lugh
So those who don't possess this skill can't use
incantations they've created themselves?
[14:04] Dia
What are you doing?
[14:06] Lugh
I'm writing down the same incantation.
[14:09] Lugh
Dia, I want you to read this.
[14:11] Lugh
You don't have to if you don't want to.
[14:13] Lugh
It's necessary to determine the conditions
required to produce new spells.
[14:17] Dia
That's not fair.
[14:20] Dia
I can't suppress my curiosity
when you phrase it like that.
[14:23] Dia
Watch this.
[14:24] Dia
Etaerc dlog.
[14:31] Dia
I did it! I made gold!
[14:33] Dia
Does this mean that if I create new spells
[14:36] Dia
and have you transcribe the incantation,
then I can use them?!
[14:40] Lugh
That seems to be the case.
[14:43] Dia
This is so exciting!
[14:44] Lugh
Yeah. We can create even
more impressive spells.
[14:47] Dia
Yeah! Let's make spells together!
[15:09] Lugh
We should be safe here. No one will find us.
[15:12] Dia
Secrets are so exciting.
[15:15] Lugh
Here we go.
[15:16] Lugh
Elfir etaerc.
[15:19] Lugh
Erif.
[15:21] Lugh
I'll fire tungsten bullets by
forcing them out using Fire magic.
[15:28] Dia
All right! It worked!
[15:30] Lugh
Let's call this spell "Fire."
[15:32] Dia
Sure! That was awesome!
[15:34] Dia
Let me try now.
[15:35] Dia
Elfir etaerc.
[15:39] Dia
Erif.
[15:41] Dia
I did it, too!
[15:44] Lugh
Now I can snipe targets like
I did in my previous life.
[15:45] Lugh
Yay!
[15:47] Lugh
But it's still not nearly enough
firepower to take down the Hero.
[15:52] Lugh
Let's try modifying it a little.
[15:53] Dia
Huh?
[15:54] Lugh
Etaerc nonnac.
[15:56] Dia
What is that?
[16:01] Lugh
Dia, cover your ears.
[16:03] Dia
My ears?
[16:04] Lugh
Drabmob.
[16:14] Dia
What are you planning to shoot with that?!
[16:18] Dia
It's clearly too strong!
[16:24] Lugh
I made it pretty thick,
[16:26] Lugh
but it cracked after firing a single shot.
[16:29] Lugh
Maybe I'll try using a Martensitic
molecular structure instead.
[16:32] Dia
That was crazy, Lugh.
[16:34] Dia
But firing that weapon must feel amazing.
[16:37] Lugh
Let's call this spell "Bombard."
[16:40] Lugh
Would you like to try it?
[16:41] Dia
I hate to admit it, but I can't.
[16:43] Dia
I'd need a crazy amount of mana like yours.
[16:46] Dia
I'm fine with just "Fire."
[16:48] Lugh
Shall we practice some?
[16:50] Dia
Okay!
[17:06] Dia
It's been two weeks already.
[17:08] Lugh
Yeah.
[17:10] Dia
It's already time to say goodbye.
[17:12] Lugh
Yeah.
[17:14] Dia
I wish we could stay like this forever.
[17:24] Dia
Lugh?
[17:27] Lugh
Etaerc muinatit.
[17:32] Lugh
It's a beta titanium alloy.
[17:34] Lugh
It's twice as hard as iron,
[17:37] Lugh
half as heavy, durable,
and resistant to damage and rust.
[17:42] Lugh
This is the product of our spells.
[17:47] Dia
It's beautiful.
[17:54] Dia
It's so sharp.
[17:59] Lugh
It's for you.
[18:00] Dia
What? Thank you.
[18:02] Lugh
If you hadn't been my mentor,
I wouldn't have learned to use magic.
[18:07] Dia
If I hadn't met you, it never would've
occurred to me to create my own spells.
[18:13] Dia
I love magic even more than I did before.
[18:16] Lugh
So do I.
[18:18] Dia
I'm going to create lots more
spells even after I go home.
[18:21] Dia
The next time we meet, you can complete them.
[18:24] Lugh
Sure.
[18:25] Dia
I'm so excited!
[18:27] Dia
I've had enough excitement to
fill a lifetime since I met you!
[18:31] Dia
Lugh.
[18:36] Dia
This is for you.
[18:40] Lugh
A Fahr Stone... Are you sure?
[18:42] Dia
Yeah, but in exchange...
[18:46] Dia
You said you'd do anything
to thank me, remember?
[18:49] Lugh
Yeah.
[18:50] Dia
Promise you'll come see me when
I really, really want to see you.
[18:56] Lugh
I promise. I'll come to you, no matter what.
[19:13] Cian
Ms. Dia, thank you for training
my son up until this point.
[19:18] Dia
Lugh is a genius.
He practically trained himself.
[19:21] Dia
I had never felt jealous before him.
[19:23] Esri
I had no idea you were so amazing, Lugh.
[19:26] Cian
I wouldn't expect less from our son.
[19:28] Cian
I'm proud of you.
[19:29] Dia
See you later, Lugh.
[19:33] Dia
I had so much fun! I promise I'll come back!
[19:36] Lugh
Yeah. I'll be waiting.
[19:43] Cian
I'm delighted to have such a brilliant son.
[19:47] Lugh
I'm honored, Father.
[19:49] Cian
You seem to have grown enough.
[19:52] Cian
Today, I'll begin teaching you
the truth about Tuatha Dé.
[19:56] Lugh
The truth about Tuatha Dé...
[20:01] Cian
What is the motto of House Tuatha Dé?
[20:03] Lugh
The skills of House Tuatha Dé must only be
used for the prosperity of the Alvan Kingdom.
[20:07] Cian
And the medical techniques of Tuatha Dé?
[20:10] Lugh
To sustain the lives of exceptional people.
[20:12] Cian
What are the assassination
techniques of Tuatha Dé for?
[20:15] Lugh
Only for excising the kingdom's
illnesses and preventing harm.
[20:19] Cian
Good. I will teach you the secrets
required to hone those skills.
[20:24] Cian
Behold.
[20:26] Lugh
What is that?
[20:26] Cian
A prison.
[20:31] Lugh
Death row criminals from around the
kingdom have been gathered here.
[20:35] Lugh
They can be used for medical
experiments and killing practice.
[20:39] Cian
With that intellect and logical thinking,
I'm excited for your future.
[20:44] Cian
People experience tremendous resistance
when killing another person.
[20:48] Cian
Many lose their own lives because of it.
[20:50] Cian
You must practice killing so
that doesn't happen to you.
[20:54] Lugh
I have a question.
[20:55] Cian
I'll allow it.
[20:56] Lugh
Why did you raise me to be
hesitant to kill a person?
[21:01] Lugh
You could've raised me to suppress my
emotions and become an assassination tool.
[21:05] Cian
That's a good question. The answer is...
[21:09] Cian
because we're people, not tools.
[21:13] Cian
We don't kill because we're ordered to.
[21:15] Cian
We determine if a job will benefit the
kingdom and understand why we're killing.
[21:19] Cian
We do what we have to do with
our hearts and minds intact.
[21:23] Cian
You must possess human values in
order to read the minds of others.
[21:27] Cian
Humanity is a necessary
weapon for assassination.
[21:31] Lugh
I half understand and half don't.
[21:34] Cian
That's fine for now. Keep thinking on it.
[21:39] Cian
Come, Lugh.
[21:43] Cian
It's time for your first kill.
[22:00] Margaret
Please help me!
[22:01] Margaret
I don't want to die!
[22:03] Cian
Margaret, age 19.
[22:05] Cian
Her crimes are armed robbery,
murder, and arson.
[22:08] Margaret
No! It wasn't on purpose!
[22:11] Cian
While burglarizing an empty home,
[22:12] ---
she was seen by the elderly couple that
had returned home and murdered them.
[22:16] Margaret
I was hungry. I was going to beg for food.
[22:19] Margaret
But when they got home, they made a fuss.
[22:21] Cian
She set fire to the house in order to
destroy the evidence and fled the scene.
[22:25] Margaret
I didn't mean to! I lost my composure!
[22:28] Cian
She's guilty of countless other crimes, as well.
She's been sentenced to death.
[22:31] Margaret
Please spare me! I'll do anything!
[22:35] Cian
Lugh, kill her however you deem fit.
[22:38] Margaret
Please don't.
[22:40] Margaret
Spare me! No!
[22:42] Margaret
Don't kill me!
[22:45] Lugh
It's all right, miss.
[22:47] Lugh
Don't move.
[22:55] Lugh
It's a sharp blade, and the
adrenaline will minimize the pain.
[23:00] Lugh
You'll lose consciousness from blood
loss before you feel any pain.
[23:04] Lugh
You'll die peacefully.
[23:05] Margaret
You little brat!
[23:08] Margaret
You tricked me!
[23:10] Margaret
You said I'd be spared if I
won him over with my tears!
[23:12] Margaret
What the hell is this?!
[23:14] Margaret
You won't get away with this, brat!
[23:16] Margaret
I'll kill you!
[23:18] Margaret
I'll burn you to death
like I burned that hag!
[23:20] Margaret
Die! Die!
[23:22] Margaret
I hope you're eaten by demons in Hell!
[23:25] Lugh
You're right.
[23:27] Lugh
That might not be so bad...
[23:32] Lugh
the next time I die.
[23:36] Narration
Next time, "Plan of Goddess."
E4 - Plan of Goddess
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[00:21] Tarte
I've been abandoned.
[00:24] Tarte
My family has always been poor.
[00:26] Tarte
We only had a little bit to eat.
[00:31] Tarte
Since there's not enough food, we had
to reduce the number of mouths to feed.
[00:36] Tarte
So I was abandoned.
[00:40] Tarte
Because I was an unwanted child.
[00:43] Tarte
An unwanted child... an unwanted child...
[00:48] Tarte
An unwanted child... an unwanted child...
[00:53] Tarte
I'm cold. I'm hungry. I want to go home.
[00:59] Tarte
But even if I went home,
I'd just be cast out again.
[01:10] Tarte
Everyone's hungry, just like me.
[01:15] Tarte
No...
[01:17] Tarte
No, I don't want this!
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Gets Reincarnated in Another World as an Aristocrat
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[03:00] Cian
Tuatha Dé had good harvest again this year.
[03:03] Esri
Yes, thanks to everyone's efforts.
[03:07] Cookie
Would you like a cookie?
[03:09] Esri
My, these cookies look delicious!
[03:12] Esri
Lugh, I bet you'd like some of these.
[03:14] Esri
I'll buy us some. We can eat them together.
[03:18] Lugh
You're the one who wants to eat them, Mother.
[03:20] Lugh
I'm already ten years old.
[03:22] ---
Please stop treating me like a child.
[03:25] Esri
What? But you are my child.
[03:28] Esri
It's only natural for me
to treat you like one.
[03:30] Esri
I'll always treat you like a child, even after
you've become an old, white-haired man.
[03:35] Lugh
Please don't.
[03:37] Esri
Is this your rebellious phase? Is that it?
[03:40] Esri
I can't believe you've lost your innocence!
[03:45] Lugh
I haven't lost my innocence.
[03:47] Lugh
Fine, let's eat them together.
[03:50] Esri
Okay!
[03:51] Lugh
Which one of us is the child?
[03:54] Cian
Look, Lugh.
[03:56] Cian
Your cream stew seems to be popular.
[03:59] Cian
The people love your idea.
[04:02] Lugh
You honor me, Father.
[04:04] Cian
The livestock are doing well, too.
[04:06] Cian
The price of meat products is stable.
[04:09] Lugh
They raise their livestock during
summer, when feed is plentiful,
[04:12] ---
and turn them into preserved foods
such as bacon before winter arrives.
[04:15] Lugh
They reduce the number of
livestock during winter,
[04:18] ---
when feed is scarce, and breed them in spring.
[04:20] Lugh
Such is the local food culture.
[04:22] Cian
The town is full of life, as well.
I look forward to the harvest festival.
[04:27] Lugh
With this turnout, I may
be able to find someone.
[04:32] Lugh
There.
[04:35] Lugh
No, not him.
[04:36] Esri
Lucky us!
[04:38] Esri
The people running the shop said
you could have this for free.
[04:42] Lugh
You shouldn't burden the people like that.
[04:46] Esri
It's fine. See?
[04:48] Both
Mr. Lugh!
[04:48] Esri
They're fans of yours.
[04:51] Esri
You little lady-killer, Lugh.
[05:02] Lugh
I can't find anyone with mana.
[05:08] Lugh
I'm now ten years old.
[05:10] Lugh
I have to kill the Hero within eight years.
[05:14] Lugh
To do that, I'd like to acquire
a skilled assistant with mana.
[05:19] Lugh
But most people who have mana are nobles
or belong to their branch families.
[05:23] Lugh
They're difficult to recruit.
[05:25] Lugh
Ordinary people rarely possess mana.
[05:29] Lugh
I'll have to be patient in my search.
[05:40] Esri
You're going hunting on
a day as cold as today?
[05:43] Lugh
I have to hunt before it snows,
[05:45] Lugh
or we'll eat poorly over the winter.
[05:48] Lugh
I'm off.
[05:50] Esri
Take care, Lugh.
[06:00] Lugh
It's early this year.
[06:03] Lugh
I need to go see Dia before
the snow gets too deep.
[06:09] Lugh
Wolves. The pack's stalking its prey.
[06:14] Lugh
Perfect. I'll steal it out from under them.
[06:27] Lugh
A human?
[06:40] Lugh
Are you all right?
[06:41] Tarte
Y-Yes.
[06:43] Lugh
Stay there.
[06:48] Lugh
An opportunity to practice. Five enemies.
[06:52] Lugh
Begin.
[06:53] Lugh
Etaerc latem.
[07:05] Lugh
Spinal cord severed. Instant death.
[07:10] Lugh
Brain stem lacerated. Instant death.
[07:15] Lugh
Concussion. Not a fatal blow.
[07:31] Lugh
Skull crushed. Instant death.
[07:34] Lugh
All enemies eliminated.
Training scenario over.
[07:39] Lugh
Who are you?
[07:40] Tarte
Huh?
[07:41] Lugh
What are you doing so deep in the woods?
[07:43] Tarte
I-I won't do anything bad.
[07:47] Tarte
Please... don't hurt me.
[07:51] Lugh
You still haven't answered my question.
[07:53] Lugh
Why are you here?
[07:55] Tarte
M-My family's poor. They had to reduce
the number of mouths to feed.
[07:58] Lugh
Mouths to feed?
[08:00] Tarte
There's not much food in winter,
so before it arrives...
[08:04] Lugh
Just like the bacon.
[08:06] Tarte
Huh?
[08:06] Lugh
Nothing. Continue.
[08:08] Tarte
A traveler told me the region of Tuatha Dé
beyond the mountains is wealthy, so...
[08:38] Lugh
It's porridge. You want some?
[08:40] Tarte
Yes.
[08:41] Lugh
It comes with a few conditions.
[08:45] Lugh
Eat as slowly as you can.
[08:47] Lugh
If you do as I say,
I'll give you another bowl.
[08:49] Lugh
If you eat hurriedly,
you won't receive another.
[08:52] Lugh
Got it?
[08:54] Tarte
Okay.
[08:55] Lugh
Good.
[09:17] Tarte
Was that too fast?
[09:19] Lugh
No. Do you want another bowl?
[09:21] Tarte
Yes.
[09:23] Tarte
Slowly?
[09:24] Lugh
Yes. If you eat quickly, your stomach will
reject the food and make you throw up.
[09:30] Lugh
Plus, your body's cold.
[09:31] Lugh
That's why I gave you easily
digestible warm porridge.
[09:34] Lugh
Eat slowly.
[09:36] Tarte
Okay.
[09:38] Lugh
The lord of the neighboring region is not
only incompetent, but greedy, as well.
[09:41] Lugh
I heard his people were suffering
under his exorbitant taxes,
[09:45] Lugh
but I had no idea it was this bad.
[09:48] Lugh
You said you were heading to Tuatha Dé.
[09:50] Tarte
Yes.
[09:51] Lugh
I'm the son of the lord of Tuatha Dé.
[09:54] Tarte
Really? That's... incredible.
[09:58] Tarte
God is real after all.
[10:00] Lugh
God?
[10:01] Tarte
Yes. God told me in a dream that
I'd have a fateful encounter.
[10:06] Lugh
I see. Do you want to come with me?
[10:10] Lugh
If you come with me,
you'll always have food to eat.
[10:13] Lugh
You won't have to freeze anymore.
[10:15] Tarte
Are you sure?
[10:17] Lugh
Yes. I want you to come with me.
[10:19] Lugh
I need you.
[10:23] Tarte
You... need me?
[10:27] Lugh
You don't want to?
[10:30] Tarte
I'm happy.
[10:32] Tarte
No one's ever told me they needed me before.
[10:36] Lugh
Do you think I'm a good person?
[10:38] Tarte
Yes, you're a good person.
[10:40] Lugh
Can you keep a secret?
[10:42] Tarte
Yes.
[10:43] Lugh
I've killed people.
[10:45] Tarte
Huh?
[10:47] Lugh
I'm going to continue
killing a lot of people.
[10:50] Lugh
That's the mission that's been handed to me.
[10:53] Lugh
It's my job.
[10:55] Lugh
I'll ask you again.
Do you think I'm a good person?
[11:02] Tarte
You're a good person,
as far as I'm concerned.
[11:05] Lugh
Good answer.
[11:06] Lugh
But if you're coming with me,
there are some conditions.
[11:10] Lugh
You'll help me with my work.
[11:12] Lugh
If you can't, then the deal's off.
[11:15] Lugh
What'll it be?
[11:19] Tarte
I can do it. I'll do anything.
[11:22] Tarte
You said you needed me. I'll go with you!
[11:29] Lugh
I am Lugh. Lugh Tuatha Dé.
[11:36] Tarte
I'm Tarte.
[11:39] Lugh
Welcome, Tarte, to Tuatha Dé.
[11:45] Lugh
I finally found someone with mana.
[11:48] Lugh
Tarte said God led her here in a dream.
[11:51] Lugh
The Goddess probably sent her my way.
[11:55] Lugh
By defeating the wolves,
I demonstrated that I'm powerful.
[11:59] Lugh
I took pity on her and fed her.
I made her believe I'd protect her.
[12:04] Lugh
On top of that, I offered additional
benefits for doing as I said.
[12:10] Lugh
By telling her I needed her,
[12:12] ---
I convinced her that I'm the only one
who can give her existence purpose.
[12:16] Lugh
I revealed that I've killed people.
[12:19] Lugh
Sharing secrets is a good
way to earn someone's trust.
[12:24] Lugh
The heavier the secret,
the more effective it is.
[12:26] Lugh
I had her make the final decision.
[12:29] Lugh
She won't want to recognize
that she made a mistake,
[12:33] ---
so she won't betray me later.
[12:35] Lugh
Brainwashing complete.
[12:38] Tarte
I'll go with you, Mr. Lugh.
[12:41] Lugh
Just as planned.
SIGN The World's Finest Assassin
Gets Reincarnated in Another World as an Aristocrat
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SIGN 40 Years Earlier
[12:59] Soldier
Where am I?
[13:00] Goddess
I brought your soul here after your death.
[13:04] Goddess
Despite being the world's finest special
forces soldier, you died in battle.
[13:10] Soldier
What does that mean?
[13:11] Goddess
I'm exploring all kinds of possibilities.
[13:15] Goddess
By the way, I'm a goddess.
[13:19] Goddess
You will be reincarnated in a fantasy
world of swords and sorcery.
[13:24] Goddess
I'd like you to kill the Hero there.
[13:28] Soldier
In other words,
[13:29] Soldier
I've been blessed with the opportunity to
either go on a max-level sightseeing trip
[13:32] ---
or be reincarnated as a pretty girl with
maxed-out defensive stats who never feels pain?
[13:36] Goddess
I can't do that,
but if you complete your mission,
[13:40] Goddess
I can accommodate you to some degree.
[13:42] Solider
Got it. I accept your mission!
[13:51] Goddess
So, Number 283 was reincarnated
40 years ago. How's his progress?
[14:01] Solider
I'll start trying for real tomorrow.
[14:03] Goddess
He's turned into a NEET.
[14:05] Soldier
I think I'd lose if I fought the Hero.
[14:08] Soldier
It's not that I can't fight, I just won't.
[14:11] Soldier
It's okay. The Goddess is the
only one I'm inconveniencing.
[14:17] Soldier
Ow! I don't like pain!
[14:19] Goddess
He went from world's finest soldier to a NEET.
SIGN Lugh Age 12
[14:31] Tarte
Mr. Lugh, it's morning. Please wake up.
[14:37] Tarte
If you don't get up,
I'll have to get mischievous.
[14:46] Lugh
Good morning, Tarte.
[14:48] Tarte
Good morning, Mr. Lugh.
[14:50] Tarte
You don't normally sleep in.
[14:52] Lugh
I pushed myself too hard yesterday.
[14:55] Lugh
I haven't recovered yet.
[14:57] Tarte
Breakfast is ready. I'm confident
in what I made today.
[15:00] Lugh
I'm looking forward to it. Let's go.
[15:02] Tarte
Yes, sir. Let me help you change.
[15:08] Lugh
I had a dream earlier.
[15:10] Tarte
A dream?
[15:11] Lugh
Yes, about how we met two years ago.
[15:14] Tarte
That's a little embarrassing.
[15:17] Tarte
I looked like a disaster. I was so thin.
[15:22] Lugh
You're right. When we first met,
I didn't think you'd become so beautiful.
[15:27] ---
I-I...
[15:29] Tarte
I'll go put some fruit
in your breakfast yogurt.
[15:48] Lugh
Tarte.
[15:49] Lugh
You don't need to perform your
servant duties so diligently.
[15:52] Lugh
The job's just an excuse to keep you at my side.
[15:54] Tarte
No, I'm committed to ensuring your
life is comfortable every day.
[15:58] Tarte
After all, I'm your personal servant.
[16:00] Esri
Good for you, Tarte.
[16:02] Esri
Your cooking skills improved so quickly.
[16:05] Esri
You're so studious.
[16:07] Tarte
Thank you, ma'am.
[16:09] Cian
Lugh chose well when he picked you.
[16:12] Cian
You're satisfying him not only as
a servant, but also with his work.
[16:17] Tarte
Thank you, sir.
[16:20] Tarte
I would've died if Mr. Lugh
hadn't taken me in.
[16:24] Tarte
So my heart, body, and life
all belong to Mr. Lugh.
[16:29] Esri
You've brightened up our
home since you arrived.
[16:33] Esri
Lugh is going through a rebellious phase and
won't wear the clothes I make for him anymore.
[16:38] Lugh
That has nothing to do
with a rebellious phase.
[16:41] Esri
I hope you'll continue to look after Lugh.
[16:43] Tarte
Yes, ma'am. I'll serve him forever.
[16:46] Lugh
Tarte, could you come to the
training room after breakfast?
[16:49] Tarte
Yes, Mr. Lugh.
[16:58] Tarte
I'm here, Mr. Lugh.
[17:01] Lugh
Tarte, strip.
[17:03] Tarte
Yes, sir.
[17:20] Lugh
First kata.
[17:21] Tarte
Yes, sir.
[17:32] Lugh
Second kata.
[17:34] Tarte
Yes, sir.
[17:38] Lugh
Third kata.
[17:40] Tarte
Yes, sir.
[17:42] Lugh
As my assassination assistant,
I made Tarte my personal servant.
[17:46] Lugh
My father imposed two conditions
on my training her.
[17:50] Lugh
First, that I would instruct her.
[17:54] Lugh
Second, that if she ever betrayed us,
[17:57] ---
I would take responsibility by killing her.
[18:00] Lugh
In just two years, Tarte has acquired
a body worthy of an assassin
[18:04] ---
and refinement appropriate
for an aristocrat's servant.
[18:08] Lugh
In my previous life, I was
to become an instructor,
[18:12] Lugh
but I never thought I'd be
training an assassin like this.
[18:16] Lugh
Good. Put your clothes back on.
[18:18] Tarte
Yes, sir.
[18:22] Tarte
Is something the matter, Mr. Lugh?
[18:25] Lugh
There's nothing wrong with you physically.
[18:27] Lugh
If anything, you're perfect.
[18:29] Tarte
So then...
[18:31] Lugh
The problem is your intuition. Come.
[18:34] Tarte
Yes, sir.
[18:48] Lugh
Now you're dead.
[18:50] Tarte
I'm sorry I can't live up to your expectations.
[18:54] Lugh
It's fine. We'll keep training.
[18:58] Tarte
I'm good with a spear, though.
[19:05] Maid A
Ms. Tarte, could you wash these?
[19:08] Tarte
Yes, ma'am.
[19:10] Lugh
It's not that Tarte has an aptitude for it.
[19:12] Lugh
But she's hardworking and tractable.
[19:15] Lugh
It's the reason she'll improve,
and why I can trust her.
[19:19] Lugh
But her progress with combat
skills alone has been slow.
[19:23] Lugh
The only thing she's good
at is handling a spear.
[19:27] Lugh
It's possible that she has a spear-using skill.
[19:29] Maid A And B
Wow!
[19:29] Lugh
But weapons that can't be hidden
aren't suitable for assassination.
[19:34] Lugh
I'll have to come up with a knife
fighting program suitable for Tarte.
[19:51] Lugh
Keep the knife's edge perpendicular.
[19:53] Tarte
Mr. Lugh?
[19:54] Tarte
I'm sorry for coming in here
without your permission.
[19:57] Tarte
I want to be useful to you, but at this
rate, I won't be able to do anything.
[20:02] Lugh
Enough.
[20:03] Tarte
What? But I finally met someone
who said he needed me!
[20:07] Tarte
I want to meet your expectations!
[20:10] Tarte
Give me a little more time!
[20:11] Lugh
No, let's reconsider our approach.
[20:14] Lugh
Etaerc latem.
[20:19] Lugh
It's a spear you can conceal by folding it up.
[20:22] Lugh
Try it out.
[20:23] Tarte
Yes, sir.
[20:48] Tarte
Mr. Lugh...
[20:51] Lugh
That's what you need.
[20:54] Lugh
Just like how I need you.
[20:58] Tarte
Yes, sir!
[21:04] Tarte
Mr. Lugh, it's morning. Wake up.
[21:09] Tarte
Mr. Lugh, if you don't get up,
I'll have to get mischievous.
[21:15] Lugh
What are you doing here, Tarte?
[21:17] Tarte
Did you forget, Mr. Lugh?
[21:20] Tarte
You said I could sleep
with you if I got lonely.
[21:23] Lugh
I haven't thought about that in a long time.
[21:25] Tarte
I thought you'd be tired from
training with a spear all night.
[21:28] Tarte
I brought you some herbal tea,
but you'd already fallen asleep.
[21:33] Tarte
I thought I'd lie next to you so I could
watch you sleep for a while, and fell asleep.
[21:40] Lugh
You must've been tired, too.
[21:42] Lugh
After all, we were training with
the weapon you're best with.
[21:44] Tarte
Thank you!
[21:46] Tarte
I feel like I can finally
actually be someone you need.
[21:52] Lugh
I see. That's good, Tarte.
[21:54] Tarte
Yes, sir.
[21:56] Lugh
Everything is going according to my plan.
[21:58] Tarte
Mr. Lugh!
[22:01] Lugh
At least, I think it is.
[22:02] Lugh
Mr. Lugh!
[22:03] ---
Probably.
[23:36] Narration
Next time, "Qualifications of Assassins."
E5 - Qualifications of Assassins
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SIGN 35 Years Earlier
[00:09] (Flashback) Samurai
What is this place?
[00:13] (Flashback) Goddess
I brought your soul here after your death.
[00:16] (Flashback) Goddess
Despite being the world's finest samurai,
[00:20] (Flashback) ---
you foolishly committed seppuku.
[00:24] (Flashback) Samurai
How strange. Wherefore did you bring me here?
[00:27] (Flashback) Goddess
I am testing all types of warriors.
[00:29] (Flashback) Goddess
By the way, I'm a goddess.
[00:32] (Flashback) Samurai
A god?
[00:34] (Flashback) Goddess
You will be reincarnated in a fantasy
world of swords and sorcery.
[00:39] (Flashback) Goddess
I'd like you to kill the Hero there.
[00:42] (Flashback) Samurai
As you wish. If that is your command,
Goddess, then I humbly accept.
[00:47] (Flashback) Samurai
Who is this Hero?
[00:54] Goddess
So, Number 362 was reincarnated
35 years ago. How's his progress?
SIGN Hold it right there. You look like you might be the Hero.
SIGN By divine order, I shall take your life!
[01:14] Goddess
I hope the next one does better.
SIGN The World's Finest Assassin
Gets Reincarnated in Another World as an Aristocrat
SIGN —————————————————————
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[02:56] Lugh
The marketplace is thriving.
[02:57] Tarte
We had a long spell of dry weather
this year, but the harvest was good.
[03:05] Rack
Mr. Lugh!
[03:07] Lugh
Hey, Rack. How's your farm?
[03:09] Rack
Thanks to the fertilizer you showed me,
as you can see, I had a great harvest.
[03:14] Lugh
I'm glad to hear that.
Your onions are delicious.
[03:18] Rack
You honor me, Mr. Lugh.
[03:21] Rack
This is to thank you for the fertilizer.
[03:24] Luch
Thank you, Rack.
[03:26] Emma
Mr. Lugh!
[03:27] Emma
Take these, too.
[03:29] Lugh
Are you sure?
[03:30] Emma
They're to thank you for using magic to
refill the reservoir that had dried up.
[03:35] Lugh
Thank you, Emma.
[03:36] Pat
Mr. Lugh, Mr. Lugh!
[03:39] Lugh
What is it, Pat?
[03:41] Pat
My cow injured its hind leg.
[03:45] Lugh
Got it. Let's go.
[03:51] Tarte
Good work today, Mr. Lugh.
[03:54] Tarte
You're as popular as ever with the people.
[03:57] Lugh
Yes, that's a good thing,
[04:00] Lugh
but I've received too many gifts.
[04:02] Lugh
Can I even use them all before they spoil?
[04:05] Tarte
This happens every time we visit.
[04:08] Tarte
It's because you're so kind
to the people, Mr. Lugh.
[04:10] Lugh
Gaining gratitude and recognition among the
people is a necessary part of managing a region.
[04:16] Tarte
You already protect them
from bandits and beasts.
[04:19] Tarte
Is that not enough?
[04:22] Lugh
No.
[04:24] Lugh
Strength alone isn't enough to
capture the hearts of the people.
[04:29] Tarte
It's so different from the
place where I was born.
[04:33] Tarte
Back home, there was a rift between the
hearts of the people and the lords.
[04:38] Lugh
I see.
[04:45] Lugh
Do you wish you'd been born
in Tuatha Dé instead?
[04:47] Tarte
No. If I had been, then I wouldn't have had the
opportunity to become your personal servant.
[04:55] Lugh
Not true. I would've found
you no matter where you were.
[05:09] Tarte
Mr. Lugh, are you so kind to me
in order to win my heart, as well?
[05:16] Lugh
Yes. After all, I need you.
[05:19] Tarte
Of course. I'll serve you forever, Mr. Lugh.
[05:30] Lugh
They're already full of mana.
[05:32] Lugh
I learned how to produce Fahr Stones
by analyzing the one Dia gave me.
[05:36] Lugh
Since then, I've been carrying them around with
me, filling them with mana, and storing them.
[05:42] Lugh
The more I use mana, the more I grow.
[05:45] Lugh
And by saving them like this,
I can use them as weapons.
[05:50] Tarte
Mr. Lugh.
[05:51] Lugh
Come in.
[05:53] Tarte
Excuse me.
[05:54] Tarte
The master said he'd like to speak
with you in the training room.
[06:04] Lugh
I'm here, Father.
[06:06] Cian
Allow me to be direct. How is Tarte?
[06:10] Lugh
Over the past two years of training,
she's reached the level of the branch families.
[06:15] Lugh
She's an incredibly hard worker.
[06:17] Cian
I'm glad she's making good progress,
but that's not what I was asking about.
[06:22] Lugh
I understand. To get straight
to the point, she's innocent.
[06:25] Cian
I must've been overthinking it.
[06:27] Cian
I suspected that Tarte might be a spy
sent to steal Tuatha Dé techniques.
[06:34] Lugh
On top of observing her for two years,
[06:36] ---
I've also been examining her
through regular conversation.
[06:41] Lugh
Whether or not she avoids eye contact,
[06:43] ---
the number of times she blinks,
whether or not she blushes.
[06:46] Lugh
Her breathing, pulse, and perspiration.
[06:50] Lugh
I've observed no signs that she's lying.
[06:52] Cian
I see. She's a good girl.
I'm glad we didn't have to kill her.
[06:57] Lugh
Our meeting was far too
convenient to be a coincidence.
[07:01] Lugh
I searched the entire region and
failed to find anyone with mana,
[07:05] Lugh
but then happened to meet a
girl abandoned by her family
[07:08] ---
who happened to wander into the mountains in
our territory while I happened to be hunting.
[07:15] Cian
It's only natural to
assume someone set it up.
[07:19] Cian
If it truly was a coincidence,
then it was the miracle of a lifetime.
[07:24] Lugh
Yes.
[07:26] Cian
Down to business.
[07:28] ---
Your next training exercise
is also a special test.
[07:31] Lugh
A test...
[07:33] Cian
If you pass this test and complete
one more training exercise,
[07:37] ---
I'll recognize you as a full member of the
family and let you handle jobs as an assassin.
[07:44] Lugh
I'll take your test, Father.
[07:48] Cian
Then fight me. Whether you
win or lose doesn't matter.
[07:52] Cian
Show me what you're capable of.
[08:02] Lugh
A fight between assassins.
[08:04] Lugh
It won't be a fair exchange of blows.
[08:07] Lugh
We'll both try to take
each other by surprise.
[08:11] Lugh
Whoever finds their opponent
first will have the advantage.
[08:21] Lugh
Tsk!
[08:23] Lugh
Judging by the arrow's trajectory,
he's located 50 meters southeast.
[08:31] Lugh
Found him.
[08:51] Lugh
Unbelievable. What is he, a monster?
[08:55] Lugh
My bones will heal immediately
if I use my skill.
[09:02] Lugh
I have to keep changing position
constantly or he'll attack.
[09:04] Lugh
Moving downwind of your opponent
in order to hide is standard practice.
[09:13] Lugh
I'm stronger and faster than him.
[09:15] Lugh
On top of Tuatha Dé
assassination techniques,
[09:17] ---
I have the assassination
skills from my previous life.
[09:20] Lugh
But he's leading me around
by the nose, and I know why.
[09:27] Lugh
A trap!
[09:34] Lugh
The trap was a decoy!
[09:57] Lugh
My father is predicting my movements.
[09:59] Lugh
The creaking of my muscles, my perspiration,
[10:02] ---
breathing, gaze, smell,
and the flow of my mana.
[10:07] Lugh
It's because he possesses the
world's finest medical knowledge
[10:09] ---
and is so familiar with the human body.
[10:14] Lugh
But I can perform the
same feats as my father.
[10:18] Lugh
However, when I attempt to read my father's
movements, he deceives me using feints.
[10:23] Lugh
I'm attempting to deceive him,
but he sees through my feints.
[10:29] Lugh
Is it the difference in
our experience levels?
[10:31] Lugh
Or is it because he's my father?
[10:38] Lugh
I need to make him let me win.
[10:45] Lugh
Rather than recklessly moving around so
he finds me, I'll focus on his movements.
[10:55] Lugh
I sense two sources of bloodlust
on the right and left.
[11:03] Lugh
Since I'm right-handed, my left side is my
hot side, to which I can respond easily.
[11:07] Lugh
This one's a decoy.
[11:09] Lugh
My right side is my cold side,
where it's harder to attack.
[11:13] Lugh
He's hoping this one will hit.
[11:16] Lugh
But that's a feint, as well.
[11:18] Lugh
He would conceal his bloodlust
for the actual attack.
[11:21] Lugh
He's above me!
[11:28] Lugh
I win.
[11:33] Cian
It seems that way.
[11:37] Cian
Good. You pass.
[11:42] Cian
I can't believe I lost to a 12-year-old child.
[11:46] Cian
You were holding back, too.
[11:49] Cian
And I considered myself the finest
assassin of Tuatha Dé to date.
[11:53] Lugh
I wasn't holding back.
[11:55] Cian
You don't think not using magic,
the thing you're best at, is holding back?
[12:00] Lugh
Using spells would've rendered
this fight meaningless.
[12:04] Lugh
You said yourself that this was both
a training exercise and a test.
[12:08] Lugh
If I'd used magic to defeat you,
it wouldn't have counted as training.
[12:11] Cian
That's exactly right. You saw
through the meaning of my words.
[12:16] Cian
That's what I was testing in this exercise.
[12:19] Cian
It's important that an assassin
never lose sight of his goals.
[12:28] Cian
I have nothing left to teach you.
[12:32] Cian
Now you just need experience.
[12:34] Lugh
No, I still have much to learn.
[12:36] Lugh
I simply came out ahead on a suicidal gamble.
[12:40] Cian
You've mastered all our techniques.
[12:42] Cian
You must walk on your own two feet now.
[12:45] Cian
Find what you need to become stronger.
[12:49] Cian
Eventually you'll be put
through your final test.
[12:51] Cian
Until then, you'll assist me with my work.
[12:55] Lugh
Yes, Father.
SIGN The World's Finest Assassin
Gets Reincarnated in Another World as an Aristocrat
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[13:18] Noble A
Now, what's next?
[14:07] Lugh
Your method was rather sloppy this time.
[14:10] Cian
Remove his clothes and take his valuables.
[14:13] Lugh
We're going to make this look
like the work of bandits?
[14:16] Cian
This noble conspired with
bandits to commit evil deeds.
[14:20] Cian
By making it look like he
was betrayed by bandits,
[14:23] ---
we can prevent others from doing the same.
[14:25] Lugh
I see. That's a good way to do that.
[14:29] Cian
Seems like a common cold.
[14:31] Noble H
My lungs haven't gotten worse again?
[14:34] Cian
I wouldn't worry about that.
[14:36] Noble H
If you say so, Dr. Cian.
[14:39] Noble H
Give the doctor his reward.
[14:40] Cian
That's not necessary.
[14:43] Noble H
No, please.
[14:45] Noble H
You're a busy man, and you
came all the way out here.
[14:48] Cian
I see. In that case, I gratefully accept.
[14:56] Lugh
He wasn't sick enough for you
to pay him a visit after all.
[15:00] Cian
You're right. Did you notice anything?
[15:04] Lugh
He had more guards than before,
[15:06] ---
and the defensive barrier within
the grounds had been strengthened.
[15:09] Lugh
If he's ever our target, we'll have to
think carefully about how we'll enter.
[15:15] Cian
Correct. You'll make a great assassin, Lugh.
[15:19] Cian
It's almost frightening.
[15:21] Lugh
Because I'm your son.
[15:24] Cian
Lugh, I still haven't told
you about the final test.
[15:29] Lugh
Yes, Father.
[15:29] Cian
A noble's castle is like a fortress.
[15:32] Cian
They're heavily guarded
and difficult to enter.
[15:35] Cian
Sometimes we conceal our identities
and approach from the front.
[15:40] Lugh
I did the same in my previous life.
[15:43] Lugh
Chefs, teachers, pianists...
[15:46] Lugh
I used a variety of identities
to get close to my targets.
[15:50] Cian
In order to do that, I possess
a number of false identities.
[15:53] Cian
I frequently disguise myself
as a chef or merchant.
[15:57] Lugh
Are you telling me to become a chef, as well?
[15:59] Cian
No, become a merchant.
[16:02] Cian
Nobles will defenselessly invite in a merchant
who can acquire the goods they desire.
[16:07] Cian
If they run a well-known
trading company, that is.
[16:11] Lugh
And you have the connections to do that.
[16:15] Cian
I arranged for a fictional person
to be born at the same time as you.
[16:20] Cian
The head of the Balor Trading Company fathered
a child named Illig Balor with a prostitute.
[16:26] Cian
Even if anyone examines your family
register, you won't be found out.
[16:29] Lugh
Balor is a prominent trading company
in the merchant town of Milteu.
[16:34] Lugh
I'm surprised they agreed to
forge their family register.
[16:37] Cian
They owed me a favor from a long time ago.
[16:40] Cian
The Balor Trading Company's
contacts and information network
[16:43] ---
surpass even those of
royal intelligence agents.
[16:46] Cian
Lugh, until you turn 14, you'll train
to become a merchant as Balor's son.
[16:53] Lugh
Very well. I'll train until I
can visit nobles as Illig Balor.
[17:02] Cian
To my son, Lugh Tuatha Dé,
as he departs for his final trial.
[17:08] Cian
May the Alvan Kingdom prosper.
[17:10] All
May the Alvan Kingdom prosper!
[17:13] Esri
Get plenty to eat, everyone.
[17:16] Cian
I probably sound like a doting father,
but Lugh is exceptionally talented.
[17:22] Cian
He'll surely become an even greater head
of the House of Tuatha Dé than me.
[17:26] Relative A
The final test at 12 years old?
He's the youngest ever to do it.
[17:30] Relative B
He has your endorsement at that age?
[17:33] Relative B
The future of the House of Tuatha Dé is secure.
[17:35] Relative C
Once he completes the final test, he'll be
eligible to become the next head of the house.
[17:40] Lugh
It's all thanks to your guidance.
[17:42] Relative A
Spoken like the next head of the house!
[17:46] Lugh
Take this away.
[17:47] Tarte
Yes, sir.
[17:48] Ronah
You asshole!
[17:49] Ronah
I refuse to accept such a young
boy as the next head of the house!
[17:57] Ronah Father
Ronah, behave yourself!
[17:59] Ronah
Shut up! I know you don't
like it either, Dad.
[18:01] Ronah Father
Ronah!
[18:02] Cian
It's fine. Let me handle this.
[18:05] Ronah Father
Mr. Cian...
[18:06] Cian
Ronah, what is it about
Lugh that displeases you?
[18:09] Ronah
I was supposed to be next
in line after Ruff died.
[18:14] Ronah
It doesn't make sense that
it's this scrawny kid instead.
[18:17] Ronah
I'm stronger! I should become
the next head of the house!
[18:21] Cian
Then if Lugh is stronger than you,
[18:24] ---
would you recognize him as
the next head of the house?
[18:27] Ronah
Yeah, of course.
[18:29] ---
But if I'm stronger, then I'll become
the next head of the house instead.
[18:33] Cian
Very well. Then you shall fight immediately.
[18:37] Ronah
Sure! Wha—
[18:44] Cian
It would seem that Lugh is stronger than you.
[18:47] Cian
Does this satisfy you?
[18:49] Ronah
Th-That was a dirty trick!
[18:50] Cian
That's how an assassin of Tuatha Dé
works. We're not like knights.
[18:55] Cian
Lugh, put your knife away.
[18:58] Ronah
I never surrendered.
[19:04] Ronah
You brat! Let go!
[19:09] Lugh
I broke it cleanly.
[19:11] Lugh
If he has mana, it should heal in two days
if treated with Tuatha Dé techniques.
[19:15] Cian
Even if you fought normally,
Lugh is stronger.
[19:18] Cian
Strength isn't important, but it's necessary.
[19:22] Cian
Because he's prepared for anything
that might happen, he can act boldly.
[19:25] Ronah
Damn it!
[19:28] Cian
What do you think?
My son isn't too bad, is he?
[19:31] Cian
He's a genius whose medical and
assassination skills exceed my own.
[19:48] Ronah
What do you want? Did you come to insult me?
[19:51] Lugh
No, I thought you might be feeling down.
[19:54] Ronah
I don't feel down.
[19:56] Ronah
I'm irritated by how pathetic I am.
[19:58] Ronah
I've always been stronger than anyone
else from the branch families,
[20:02] ---
and I was beaten by a kid
four years younger than me.
[20:04] Lugh
In that case, my father was beaten
by a child 30 years younger than him.
[20:09] Ronah
Hey, wait. You mean that rumor's true?
[20:13] Lugh
I beat the finest Tuatha Dé in history.
[20:16] Lugh
There's nothing you can do to beat me.
[20:19] Lugh
But you don't need to.
[20:22] Ronah
What do you mean?
[20:23] Lugh
If you become my subordinate when
I become the head of the house,
[20:26] ---
I promise you'll be treated
even better than you are now.
[20:29] Ronah
What?
[20:30] Lugh
At last year's young knight tournament,
there were only four knights stronger than you.
[20:36] Ronah
Is that supposed to be a compliment?
[20:38] Lugh
Yes, and an invitation.
[20:41] Lugh
I want you, Ronah.
[20:42] Lugh
Not as an assassin,
but as a knight of Tuatha Dé.
[20:47] Ronah
I suppose it's better than being flattered
out of some odd attempt at consideration.
[20:50] Ronah
I don't dislike it.
[20:53] Lugh
This is a gift.
[20:54] Ronah
What is it?
[20:57] Ronah
It's unbelievably light.
[20:59] Lugh
Swords suit you better than knives.
[21:02] Lugh
I'd like you to become
my subordinate one day.
[21:05] Ronah
Get out of here.
[21:08] Ronah
Lugh, by the time you return from your test,
[21:12] ---
I'll have become a better knight.
[21:15] Lugh
Ronah...
[21:17] Ronah
Good luck with your test.
[21:20] Lugh
Thanks.
[21:24] Lugh
You don't have to come with me, Tarte.
[21:26] Tarte
No, Mr. Lugh. I'm your personal servant.
[21:30] Esri
Tarte, look after Lugh for me.
[21:33] Tarte
Yes, ma'am. I'll do exactly as I was taught.
[21:37] Tarte
Uh, n-nothing.
[21:40] Cian
Two years will fly by.
[21:42] Cian
Go enjoy a different life to the fullest.
[21:45] Lugh
Yes, Father.
[21:50] Tarte
Mr. Lugh, I'm excited for Milteu.
[21:54] Lugh
No.
[21:56] Lugh
Not Lugh.
[21:58] Lugh
From this moment on, I'm Illig Balor.
[22:02] Tarte
Yes, Mr. Illig!
[23:36] Narration
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E6 - Residence of Girls
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[00:08] Tarte
Mr. Lugh, what do you think
of this servant outfit?
[00:12] Lugh
It looks good on you, Tarte.
[00:13] Tarte
Your hair color...
[00:15] Lugh
I used magic to attach the obsidian
powder I created to my hair.
[00:19] Tarte
What a waste of your beautiful silver hair.
[00:23] Lugh
It's too characteristic of Lugh Tuatha Dé.
[00:27] Tarte
We're finally starting our lives in Milteu.
[00:29] Lugh
Yeah. For the next two years,
I'll be Illig Balor, merchant of Milteu.
SIGN The World's Finest Assassin
Gets Reincarnated in Another World as an Aristocrat
SIGN —————————————————————
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SIGN Merchant Town Milteu
[02:18] Maha
Are you looking for something to eat?
[02:21] Maha
Is this your first time in Milteu?
[02:23] Tourist A
Yeah.
[02:23] Maha
Would you like me to show you around?
[02:26] ---
It won't cost you much.
[02:27] Tourist A
No, thank you. A child wouldn't understand.
[02:30] Maha
Are you talking about liquor?
[02:32] Maha
I can take you to a great hole-in-the-wall.
[02:37] Tourist A
Do you know anyplace with fine liquor?
[02:39] Maha
What's your budget?
[02:41] Tourist A
I'd like to go someplace clean.
[02:44] Maha
Leave it to me.
[02:48] Maha
Kerry.
[02:52] Maha
Take this.
[02:54] Toursist A
What's this doll for?
[02:56] Maha
It's a souvenir to remember
your visit to Milteu.
[02:58] Tourist A
Yeah? Thanks, I'll keep this.
[03:01] Maha
Take this man to see Jodie.
[03:03] Maha
If her place is full, take her to see Mary.
[03:05] Kerry
Got it.
[03:06] Kerry
This way, please.
[03:09] Kerry
Have you seen the attractions of Milteu yet?
[03:13] Kerry
First time in Milteu?
[03:19] Kerry
I'm back.
[03:21] Ifa
Welcome back, Kerry.
[03:23] Kerry
Here. My tour fee and Jodie's referral fee.
[03:26] Noine
Good work.
[03:30] Michelle
I've got a sightseeing tour next.
[03:32] Connor
Ifa, could you take this one?
[03:34] Ifa
Got it.
[03:35] Kerry
Here.
[03:36] Ifa
Thanks.
[03:37] Kerry
See you later.
[03:39] Ifa
I'll be back.
[03:41] Kerry
I wish I could give sightseeing tours.
[03:43] ---
Customers treat you to food, don't they?
[03:46] Noine
It's tragic if they're cheap, though.
[03:48] Noine
All you can do is stand there and
watch while the customer eats.
[03:52] Connor
But you get paid a tour fee.
[03:54] Connor
Then you can eat a proper meal.
[03:56] Michelle
Yeah. This wasn't even conceivable before.
[04:00] Noine
It's all thanks to Maha.
[04:03] Noine
If Maha hadn't come up with
a way for us to work,
[04:05] ---
we'd still be scrounging for scraps.
[04:09] Michelle
Yeah.
[04:11] Connor
A sudden shower!
[04:16] Kerry
Michelle, give me a hand.
[04:17] Michelle
Okay.
[04:22] Noine
Welcome back, Maha.
[04:24] Maha
Thanks, Noine.
[04:30] Noine
This is all we made today, huh?
[04:32] Michelle
It can't be helped, considering the rain.
[04:34] Maha
But we're so close to being
able to buy new clothes.
[04:38] Maha
Then we can give even more sightseeing tours.
[04:41] Kerry
These aren't good enough?
[04:43] Maha
Tourists don't want to walk
around with kids wearing rags.
[04:47] Connor
I'm impressed you thought of that, Maha.
[04:51] Maha
My dad was a merchant before he died.
[04:53] Maha
He said considering your customers'
wants is the foundation of business.
[04:57] Michelle
Ah, I see.
[05:00] Ifa
You don't know what she's
talking about, Michelle.
[05:02] Michelle
Neither do you, Ifa.
[05:03] Kerry
I do.
[05:04] Michelle & Ifa
No way.
[05:05] Noine
Even if we don't understand,
we just have to do what Maha says.
[05:09] Noine
Then we can eat every day.
[05:11] Maha
Let's work even more and earn more money
so we can rent a house to live in.
[05:16] Maha
We'll live comfortably enough that we won't
have to worry about the rain or the wind.
[05:20] Noine
That's amazing, Maha. You've even
thought about living in a house.
[05:23] Maha
If we work together, I know we can do it.
[05:26] Lloyd
Well, well.
[05:28] Lloyd
There's quite a few of them here.
[05:32] Lloyd
Take them away!
[05:33] Bad Man B
Got it!
[05:40] Maha
Everyone, run!
[05:42] Lloyd
They're our meal ticket!
Don't let them escape!
[05:44] Bad Man C
Damn brats!
[05:46] Bad Man B
Stop!
[05:54] Connor
No!
[05:55] Noine
Connor!
[05:56] Noine
Let go!
[05:56] Bad Man F
Whoa, there.
[05:58] Noine
Asshole!
[05:58] Bad Man F
Quit struggling!
[06:00] Maha
Connor! Noine!
[06:04] Lloyd
Job's done! Let's get them out of here!
[06:04] Maha
Let me go!
[06:06] Maha
You can't be serious! What are you doing?!
[06:07] Bad Man D
Yes, sir!
[06:08] Bad Man D
Quit struggling!
[06:21] Connor
What's going to happen to us?
[06:42] Lloyd
Get out. Don't make a sound.
[06:48] Torran
Nice work, Lloyd.
[06:50] Lloyd
It was no problem at all, Mr. Torran.
[06:53] Torran
As of today, the Torran Orphanage
will be your home.
[06:59] Maha
Orphanage?
[07:00] Torran
I am Torran, the director.
[07:03] Torran
My orders are absolute. Don't forget that.
[07:06] Noine
We live just fine on our own!
[07:09] Noine
We're not entering an orphanage!
[07:12] Maha & Conner
Noine!
[07:13] Torran
Those who defy me will be shown no mercy.
[07:15] Torran
Neither will those who attempt to escape.
[07:17] Torran
Don't cause any problems and
behave yourselves. Got it?
[07:26] Lloyd
Get in there.
[07:30] Maha
Guys! They caught you, too?
[07:33] Ifa
Yeah.
[07:34] Noine
What's going on?
[07:38] Ifa
Apparently, they did it for the bounty.
[07:40] Maha
What bounty?
[07:41] Kerry
The guys who captured us mentioned it.
[07:44] Ifa
The lord's wife offers a lot of money for
helping kids who don't have families.
[07:50] Noine
So that's what they meant by "meal ticket."
[07:53] Lloyd
Here.
[07:54] Lloyd
Dinner.
[07:58] Michelle
How are we supposed to eat that?
[08:00] Lloyd
Make something yourselves.
[08:02] Connor
But...
[08:03] Lloyd
That's a week's worth of food.
[08:10] Maha
Let's cook together.
[08:12] Noine
Okay.
[08:22] Noine
I never thought we'd end up living
in a house with a roof like this.
[08:27] Maha
Yeah.
[08:28] Connor
We get to eat proper meals, too.
[08:31] Maha
But that's supposed to last us a whole week.
[08:34] Michelle
We ate more than that until yesterday.
[08:37] Kerry
It tasted better, too.
[08:40] Maha
Kind shop owners always sold
us their leftovers for cheap.
[08:44] Connor
Yeah.
[08:45] Noine
What's going to happen to us?
[08:56] Bad Man B
Hurry up and hang those!
[08:58] Michelle
Yes, sir.
[08:59] Bad Man C
This isn't your only job!
[09:01] Connor
Yes, sir.
[09:03] Connor
Ow!
[09:11] Lloyd
You're working too slow!
[09:14] Lloyd
You won't get us any money working like that!
[09:16] Michelle
Connor! Please stop!
[09:19] Lloyd
God, you're annoying!
[09:28] Lloyd
Stay in there and shut up.
[09:31] Lloyd
Now you know what happens if you defy me!
[09:33] Lloyd
You'd better not slack off.
[09:35] Torran
Is something the matter?
[09:37] Torran
It's good to discipline them,
but they're merchandise.
[09:40] Torran
Don't go too hard on them.
[09:41] Lloyd
Yes, sir.
[09:42] Torran
Viscount Hermel, this way, please.
[09:46] Hermel
I had no idea this place existed.
[09:48] Torran
Anything can be found in the
merchant town of Milteu.
[09:52] Torran
Take a look.
[10:09] Hermel
Torran, I've made my decision.
[10:12] Hermel
Have her brought to my lodgings tonight.
[10:14] Torran
Thank you.
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Gets Reincarnated in Another World as an Aristocrat
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[10:31] Lloyd
Ifa, come with me.
[10:34] Ifa
What? But dinner...
[10:35] Lloyd
I'll give you something tastier to eat.
[10:38] Ifa
Really?
[10:39] Lloyd
Yeah, of course.
[10:41] Lloyd
Maha.
[10:42] Lloyd
You're coming, too.
[10:44] Maha
Yes, sir.
[10:50] Lloyd
Strip.
[10:50] Ifa
What?
[10:51] Lloyd
Don't make me say it again!
[10:53] Ifa
Yes, sir.
[11:03] Lloyd
Maha, wash her.
[11:05] Maha
Yes, sir.
[11:15] Maha
I'm done.
[11:16] Ifa
Okay.
[11:19] Torran
Are you ready?
[11:21] Torran
It's time to leave. Let's go, Ifa.
[11:25] Ifa
I'll be back.
[11:27] Maha
Okay.
[11:33] Maha
Ifa...
[12:16] Maha
Ifa?
[12:23] Maha
Ifa!
[12:27] Maha
Ifa.
[12:29] ---
Ifa.
[12:45] Maha
Ifa.
[12:46] Ifa
Don't look!
[12:49] Ifa
Please, don't look.
[12:56] Ifa
Don't look at me.
[13:26] Torran
Don't worry too much about her makeup.
[13:29] Maha
Huh?
[13:30] Torran
Today she's entertaining me.
[13:44] Lloyd
Ifa, come here.
[13:47] Lloyd
Maha, you, too.
[13:49] Maha
Yes, sir.
[13:53] Noine
Wait!
[13:54] Lloyd
Huh?
[13:55] Noine
Why is it always Ifa?
[13:57] Connor
Yeah!
[13:58] Michelle
Stop being so mean to her!
[14:00] Lloyd
What? Don't get the wrong idea.
[14:03] Lloyd
The rest of you are merchandise, too!
[14:17] Noine
It's all the same, anyway.
[14:21] Noine
Someday this will be the
only job I'm able to do.
[14:30] Noine
But we had you, Maha.
All of us were working together.
[14:35] Noine
I thought even we could find happiness.
[14:40] Noine
But... But...!
[14:48] Maha
Noine! Noine!
[14:49] Maha
Stop! Stop!
[14:55] Maha
Noine...
[15:00] Noine
No one will buy me now that
my face looks like this.
SIGN 2 Years Later
[15:27] Torran
How old is Maha now?
[15:30] Lloyd
I believe she's 12 years old.
[15:32] Torran
Lately, I've felt an overwhelming
urge to force her down.
[15:36] Torran
She's probably old enough to
get her own customers by now.
[15:39] Lloyd
She's beautiful and a virgin.
She'll go for a good price.
[15:43] Torran
Perhaps I'll enjoy her after she's been sold.
[15:47] Torran
I bet she feels amazing.
[16:07] Maha
If I use this, too...
[16:14] Maha
Then I...
[16:15] Illig
Tears don't suit you.
[16:22] Illig
You'd be cuter if you smiled.
[16:26] Maha
What?
[16:31] Torran
This is the executive and son of the
Balor Trading Company, Mr. Illig Balor.
[16:38] Torran
He says he's willing to take one of you in.
[16:43] Torran
Mr. Illig is looking for someone
to serve as his right hand.
[16:48] Torran
Why don't you begin by
hearing what he has to say?
[16:53] Illig
What's your name?
[16:54] Maha
Maha.
[16:56] Illig
Maha, I want you. Come work for me.
[17:12] Illig
Director Torran, I'd like this girl.
[17:15] Torran
You have a good eye.
However, that girl is a bit special.
[17:20] Torran
She costs double—no, even more than that.
[17:24] Illig
Very well.
[17:26] Tarte
Mr. Torran, please accept this payment.
[17:29] Torran
Ah, what's this?
[17:33] Torran
This is certainly enough, but I
can't hand her over to you today.
[17:38] Torran
Maha needs to get ready.
[17:40] Torran
How about three days from now?
[17:43] Illig
I see. Then I'll be back in three days.
[17:47] Maha
I won't be spending that time getting ready.
[17:49] Maha
He probably intends to pimp me
out and then toy with me himself.
[17:58] Illig
Director Torran,
[17:59] ---
now that we've come to an agreement and
I've paid for her, she's part of my family.
[18:05] Illig
Don't forget that.
[18:07] Torran
Of course.
[18:09] Illig
I'll see you later, Maha.
[18:19] Noine
It's awful.
[18:21] Noine
If only he could take you
while you're still pure.
[18:27] Noine
I'm still jealous, though.
[18:29] Noine
You're getting out of this place.
[18:31] Noine
Maybe he would've chosen me
if I didn't have these scars.
[18:36] Maha
Noine...
[18:37] Noine
Did I do something stupid?
[18:42] Maha
Noine... Noine...
[18:49] Torran
A regular of mine has come to Milteu.
[18:53] Torran
As a virgin, you'll fetch a high price,
[18:55] Torran
and I can enjoy you for
the remaining two days.
[18:59] Torran
It's only a Balor brat who's taking you in.
[19:02] Torran
He won't mind used goods.
[19:04] Maha
Just three days.
[19:06] Maha
If I can endure the next three
days, I can go live with him.
[19:12] Maha
My prince...
[19:14] Torran
If that brat had arrived a month later,
I could've enjoyed my fill of you.
[19:21] Maha
No. I don't want to be defiled
before I go to live with him!
[19:29] Torran
Lloyd, stop her!
[19:37] Maha
Why?
[19:38] Lloyd
You're not the only one with mana.
[19:41] Maha
Please let me go!
[19:42] Lloyd
Yeah, sure. If you'll sleep with me in return.
[19:49] Lloyd
I always get the director's hand-me-downs.
[19:51] Lloyd
Sometimes I like to enjoy new goods.
[19:56] Lloyd
You!
[19:58] Illig
I told you, she's my family.
[20:03] Lloyd
What are you doing here?!
[20:04] Illig
Her eyes were asking for help back then.
[20:12] Illig
Come, Maha.
[20:16] Torran
Wait!
[20:19] Torran
You can't do that. You're supposed
to take her with you in three days.
[20:24] Illig
I can't expose my family to danger.
[20:26] Torran
Then I have no choice.
[20:29] Torran
Take care of them.
[20:30] Lloyd
We'd be making an enemy of
the Balor Trading Company.
[20:33] Torran
Say they're missing and sell them
off to a neighboring kingdom.
[20:37] Lloyd
I can handle that.
[20:39] Maha
Run! He has mana!
[20:41] Illig
I know.
[20:45] Torran
Brat!
[20:48] Torran
Ow, ow, ow!
[20:51] Illig
I'm fine with seeing you punished by the
law or taking the law into my own hands.
[21:00] Hermel
You're late!
[21:09] Hermel
What do we have here?
[21:12] Tarte
No! Help!
[21:16] Hermel
Who the hell are you?
[21:18] Guard A
By Director Torran's testimony, you're under
arrest for illegal human trafficking.
[21:23] Hermel
You're committing this outrage
knowing I'm Viscount Hermel?
[21:26] Guard A
We've received orders from the lord!
[21:28] Hermel
Damn you!
[21:31] Hermel
Let go of me!
[21:36] Michelle
Come on, hurry up.
[21:38] Noine
What is it, Michelle?
[21:40] Kerry
Have a seat.
[21:42] Connor
Look in the mirror.
[21:43] Noine
No. I don't want to see my own.. face...
[21:49] Ifa
Well? You see?
[21:50] Noine
How?
[21:55] Illig
Let's go home, Maha.
[21:59] Maha
Yes, sir. Take me away, my prince.
[23:36] Narration
Next time, "Life of Falsehoods."
E7 - Life of Falsehoods
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[00:05] Illig
How are you feeling, Brother?
[00:09] Beruid
Much better, Mr. Illig.
[00:13] Balor
Good. You'll be able to
return to work, Beruid.
[00:17] Beruid
Yes, Father, thanks to Mr. Illig's surgery.
[00:21] Illig
As I've mentioned previously,
[00:24] ---
please don't tell anyone that
I performed surgery on you.
[00:27] Illig
Not even your own mother.
[00:30] Beruid
I know.
[00:33] Balor
No wonder you're the next head of Tuatha Dé,
a house famous for its medical techniques.
[00:37] Balor
I can't thank you enough.
[00:40] Illig
You don't need to thank me.
[00:42] Illig
After all, Mr. Beruid is my brother.
[00:44] Balor
I added the name Illig Balor to my family
registry to repay a debt to your father,
[00:51] ---
but I'm indebted to your family yet again.
[00:54] Balor
How can I repay you?
[00:56] Illig
Well, you could remain a family
I can return to at any time.
[01:02] Balor
That's certainly a good
backup plan for an assassin.
[01:06] Balor
Ah, that's right.
I completed the adoption process.
[01:10] Balor
These documents are real.
[01:12] Illig
Thank you.
[01:14] Balor
Our family has gained a new member.
[01:17] Illig
Now you're officially my younger sister.
[01:21] Illig
As of today, your name is...
[01:24] Illig
Maha Balor.
[01:26] Maha
Yes, Brother Illig.
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Gets Reincarnated in Another World as an Aristocrat
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[03:04] Illig
Father, how can I help you today?
[03:08] Balor
Take a look at this.
[03:10] Illig
It's a nice shop. You could
do anything with that.
[03:13] Balor
The Balor Trading Company
sells all kinds of products.
[03:17] Balor
We provisionally made
this shop a liquor store,
[03:21] Balor
but it failed spectacularly,
so we're moving on to the next idea.
[03:26] Balor
I'd like you to run this store.
[03:28] Balor
I'm sure you'll breathe new life into it.
[03:31] Illig
It's only been six months since I came here.
[03:34] Balor
Normally, I wouldn't ask you to
do this, but you're exceptional.
[03:39] Balor
Let me tell you something.
[03:41] Balor
More than anything else, a merchant
needs to be a good judge of character.
[03:45] Balor
And I am a first-class merchant.
[03:48] Balor
My judgment is telling me that you can do it.
[03:52] Illig
Very well. I'll give it a shot.
[03:56] Illig
I'm back.
[03:58] Tarte
Welcome back, Mr. Illig.
[04:00] Maha
Welcome back, Brother Illig.
[04:02] Illig
Sorry I'm late.
[04:05] Maha
Tarte and I made the soup.
[04:08] Maha
I'm confident you'll like
the bacon steak I made.
[04:10] Illig
It looks good.
[04:12] Tarte
My dish is just as good.
[04:15] Tarte
Have some of this, Mr. Illig.
[04:21] Illig
I received a new job from Father today.
[04:24] ---
He put me in charge of a shop.
[04:26] Tarte
Impressive work, Mr. Illig.
[04:28] Maha
I'm proud of your achievements, Brother.
[04:31] Illig
This will be a secret matter.
[04:34] Illig
I'm going to do something completely
different with this store.
[04:37] Tarte
Something different?
[04:39] Illig
There are two important goals for this job.
[04:42] Illig
The first is to make money.
[04:43] Maha
That will allow you to keep the
store open for a long time.
[04:46] Illig
The second is to stock
merchandise targeted at nobles.
[04:50] Tarte
In order to get closer to them.
[04:52] Tarte
In other words, you plan to use
the store for your assassinations.
[04:55] Illig
So I'm going to create a store for women.
[04:58] Illig
We'll sell primarily cosmetics,
as well as sweets.
[05:01] Tarte
How wonderful.
[05:04] Maha
But there are many famous shops
like that in Milteu already.
[05:07] Maha
Won't it be difficult to enter the market?
[05:10] Illig
I have a plan.
[05:18] Illig
I am currently 13 years old.
[05:21] Illig
In other words, I must assassinate
the Hero within five years.
[05:25] Illig
And to do that, I need to become stronger.
[05:36] Illig
All right.
[05:37] Both
Thank you.
[05:42] Illig
Tarte was abandoned by her parents.
[05:44] Illig
Maha lost hers.
[05:47] Illig
They occasionally seek human warmth.
[05:51] Maha
I hope the job goes well.
[05:53] Tarte
You have our support.
[05:55] Illig
Thank you. I'm able to work
so hard because of you two.
[05:58] Maha
Let us know if there's anything we can do.
[06:00] Tarte
We'll do anything to help.
[06:02] Illig
I'm counting on it.
[06:05] Illig
Both of them are infatuated with me.
[06:07] Illig
The Balor family trusts me completely, too.
[06:11] Illig
I've acquired good pawns.
[06:14] Illig
All according to plan.
[06:22] Illig
Father, Mother, thank you
for making time for me.
[06:26] Balor
You work quickly, Illig.
[06:28] Balor
I can't believe you created
a prototype in two days.
[06:31] Mira
You'd better not have brought
us something useless.
[06:35] Mira
Regardless, given you are his
bastard son, I hardly like you.
[06:39] Illig
I believe I have something that
will meet your expectations.
[06:43] Illig
I plan to make cosmetics
my new store's key product.
[06:47] Balor
But brand matters more than quality
when it comes to cosmetics.
[06:50] Balor
It's difficult to make it as
a newcomer in that market.
[06:53] Illig
I'm sure it would be, if I were
selling an existing cosmetic.
[06:57] Illig
Cosmetics make women beautiful.
[07:00] Illig
But removing cosmetics takes
the skin's oil with it.
[07:04] Illig
Without oil, the skin's moisture escapes,
[07:06] ---
causing the skin to dry out
and suffer further damage.
[07:10] Mira
I won't deny that.
[07:12] Mira
But we use cosmetics for
beauty in spite of that.
[07:15] Illig
The cost of using them is damaged skin.
[07:19] Illig
I want to free women from that problem.
[07:23] Illig
That's what this product does.
[07:26] Illig
I call it moisturizer.
[07:29] Illig
Lotions and moisturizers don't
exist in this world yet.
[07:33] Illig
In other words, this is this
world's first moisturizer.
[07:36] Mira
Moisturizer? How does it work?
[07:39] Illig
It's a cosmetic that moisturizes dry
skin and preserves its condition.
[07:56] Illig
Makeups dress up a person in false
beauty, but this is different.
[08:01] Illig
Rather than decorating, this product
heals and protects the skin.
[08:04] Illig
It makes the skin beautiful to begin with.
[08:07] Mira
I don't believe it.
My skin is so moist and smooth.
[08:11] Mira
It's been so long since my skin was like this.
[08:14] Balor
Is this oil?
[08:16] Balor
No, it's too fresh for that.
[08:19] Illig
That's precisely what moisturizer is.
[08:21] Mira
This is marvelous.
[08:23] Mira
I can tell how happy my skin is.
[08:26] Illig
The moisturizer also serves as
armor that protects the skin.
[08:29] Illig
Try applying makeup over it.
[08:32] Mira
I shall.
[08:36] Illig
This will revolutionize cosmetics.
[08:39] Illig
It won't replace existing cosmetics.
[08:42] Illig
Applying this moisturizer in addition
to cosmetics will become the norm.
[08:47] Balor
I see.
[08:48] Mira
You're right. The makeup sits
on top of it wonderfully.
[08:53] Illig
Do you like it?
[08:56] Mira
I hate you.
[08:59] Mira
But I'll be keeping this.
[09:02] Balor
Mira, do you think your friends
would want that moisturizer, too?
[09:06] Mira
I can't imagine a woman
who wouldn't want this.
[09:11] Mira
I came here intending to mock and
disparage whatever you made, Illig,
[09:16] Mira
but that thought has been
banished from my mind.
[09:19] Mira
I'd call this whore's child my own son if it
meant I could get more of this moisturizer.
[09:25] Balor
You like it that much?
[09:29] Balor
I'll focus the Balor Trading Company's
resources on this moisturizer.
[09:33] Balor
Mira, distribute it to your friends
and spread the word about it.
[09:38] Balor
Illig, how much can you produce in a week?
[09:41] Illig
Currently, it's just me, so I can
make 200 bottles a week at most.
[09:45] Balor
You can hire more people.
[09:47] Illig
If you don't mind people finding
out how it's produced, then I will.
[09:51] Illig
The moment we start selling the moisturizer,
other companies will think to copy us.
[09:56] Balor
I was too hasty.
[09:59] Balor
How long will it take to
set up mass production?
[10:02] Illig
About a month.
[10:04] Illig
But there is one problem.
[10:06] Balor
What is it?
[10:08] Illig
This product combines water and oil,
two substances that don't normally mix.
[10:14] Illig
Producing it requires a
secret Tuatha Dé medicine.
[10:17] Balor
Tuatha Dé?
[10:19] Illig
These are the estimated
necessary expenditures.
[10:23] Balor
The cost is no problem,
but Tuatha Dé is rather far from here.
[10:27] Illig
That's what makes the secret
so difficult to uncover.
[10:30] Illig
I can't make the moisturizer
without this medicine.
[10:33] Illig
In Tuatha Dé, we can protect this secret,
[10:36] ---
and I can make them promise not
to sell it to other companies.
[10:43] Balor
I see. Very well, I'll allow it.
[10:46] Balor
You'll handle the negotiations.
[10:48] Illig
Understood.
[10:54] Tarte
Sounds like it'll go well.
[10:56] Illig
Yes. We need lecithin to mix oil and water.
[10:59] Illig
It's made from soybeans.
[11:01] Illig
They can be grown in Tuatha Dé.
[11:03] Tarte
If we're able to sell a lot of this,
it will benefit Tuatha Dé, as well.
[11:07] Tarte
And even if people find
out where it's produced,
[11:10] ---
nobody could sneak onto the land of
noble assassins and steal their secrets.
[11:15] Illig
I won't teach the Balor Trading Company
how to produce lecithin, either.
[11:19] Illig
It'll guarantee they can't cast me aside
once I'm no longer useful to them.
[11:23] Tarte
Impressive as always, Mr. Illig.
[11:25] Illig
Yes. Everything's going according to plan.
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SIGN The World's Finest Assassin
Gets Reincarnated in Another World as an Aristocrat
SIGN —————————————————————
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[11:34] Kerry
The end of the line is over here!
[11:36] Kerry
Please get in line if you're visiting Orna!
[11:42] Connor
Thank you for waiting.
[11:44] Connor
The Balor Trading Company's cosmetics
brand store Orna is now open.
[11:49] Michelle
Stay calm and take your
time entering the store.
[11:54] Ifa
I'm sorry, but we're limiting each
customer to two bottles of moisturizer.
[11:59] Customer A
Really?
[12:00] Customer A
But I've been in line since this morning.
[12:02] Ifa
I'm terribly sorry.
[12:06] Noine
Assistant manager, I've got
a message from the factory.
[12:09] Noine
They should be able to ship
more emulsions this afternoon.
[12:11] Maha
Got it. We'll run a tie-in sale
for the additional product.
[12:15] Noine
Yes, ma'am. I'll check our inventory.
[12:17] Maha
Noine, wait.
[12:21] Maha
This is a cosmetics shop.
[12:23] Maha
Employees should keep their
makeup looking sharp.
[12:26] Maha
There. You look lovely, Noine.
[12:28] Noine
Thank you, Maha.
[12:32] Illig
I never thought Orna would grow
this much in just six months.
[12:36] Tarte
We've received invitations
from the lords of Milteu,
[12:39] ---
as well as princesses from
neighboring kingdoms.
[12:43] Illig
Orna's Illig Balor is a famous man.
[12:46] Illig
I can sneak in anywhere now.
This has been a huge success.
[12:50] Tarte
Yes, sir. The shop overflows
with your kindness.
[12:55] Illig
What makes you say that?
[12:58] Tarte
You hired Maha's friends.
[13:01] Tarte
Everyone's so lively.
They seem to be having fun.
[13:04] Illig
It wasn't me who chose them.
It was Maha's decision.
[13:08] Tarte
Still.
[13:10] Illig
Young women with beautiful skin make
perfect representatives for the store.
[13:15] Illig
Because they've been close since they were
children, she has good control over them.
[13:18] Illig
They're quick learners, too.
[13:21] Illig
Because of that, the store
has been growing quickly.
[13:23] Illig
It's a good plan.
[13:24] Tarte
Mr. Illig, you're not very honest.
[13:27] Illig
You sound like my mother.
[13:29] Illig
Anyway, how's security?
[13:31] Tarte
Spies sent by our competitors
sneak into the factory daily.
[13:35] Tarte
They bribe our employees daily, too.
[13:37] Tarte
But they haven't figured out
how to acquire lecithin.
[13:41] Illig
Good, but they should be
running out of patience soon.
[13:50] Illig
Many people want to sell moisturizer,
[13:52] Illig
but they can't steal
our production method.
[13:55] Illig
It's only logical that they'd target
someone who definitely knows it.
[13:59] Illig
I sense one person.
[14:01] Illig
They're approaching this bedroom.
[14:04] Illig
They're rather skilled, too.
They're a first-class spy.
[14:07] Illig
They probably intend to kidnap me and
extract our production method from me.
[14:11] Illig
But...
[14:27] Tarte
I applied a neurotoxin to the blade.
[14:29] Tarte
They won't be able to lift a finger.
[14:34] Maha
Intruder secured.
[14:37] Illig
I'm impressed the two of
you noticed the intruder.
[14:39] Illig
I'm proud of you.
[14:41] Tarte
I'm pleased to hear that.
[14:43] Maha
It motivates me for what comes next.
[14:55] Illig
I made some herbal tea.
[14:57] Tarte
Thank you, Mr. Illig.
[14:59] Maha
You could've gone to sleep without us.
[15:02] Illig
You've stripped him naked to humiliate
him and make him feel powerless.
[15:06] Illig
You remembered the basics of torture.
[15:09] Tarte
You can't say that out loud.
[15:11] Tarte
If he hears you, it won't be as effective.
[15:15] Maha
Should we let you live if you tell us who
hired you, or shall we kill you regardless?
[15:25] Maha
You have to choose.
It changes how much we'll break you.
[15:29] Tarte
You're going to let someone who
attempted to hurt Mr. Illig live?
[15:35] Maha
I just thought I'd ask.
[15:38] Illig
Prisoners rarely confess unless you give
them hope that they'll be allowed to live.
[15:43] Maha
It's all right. I'll assume you
want us to kill him quickly.
SIGN 30 Years Earlier
[16:00] (Flashback) Mc
Where am I?
[16:06] (Flashback) Goddess
The world's finest MC is you.
[16:08] (Flashback) Goddess
I summoned your soul here
after you died like a fool.
[16:10] (Flashback) Mc
What do you want me to do?
[16:12] (Flashback) Goddess
Your lyrical murders are legendary.
[16:15] (Flashback) Goddess
Those who battled you
found suicide necessary.
[16:17] (Flashback) Mc
My lyrics are the strongest, a real calamity.
[16:20] (Flashback) Mc
These words will take down any enemy.
[16:22] (Flashback) Mc
When I suppress my emotions,
I always seize victory.
[16:25] (Flashback) Goddess
The Hero can be slain by your rhythms.
[16:27] (Flashback) Goddess
You'll be reincarnated to exterminate him.
[16:33] Goddess
So, Number 423 was reincarnated
30 years ago. How's his progress?
[16:40] Villager A
Hey, what did you just say?
[16:42] Former Mc
Uh, nothing. Sorry.
[16:44] Villager B
What? If you keep playing dumb,
we'll tear you limb from limb!
[16:50] Goddess
I guess in this era,
he's just insulting people.
[16:57] Tarte
Here's your lunch, Mr. Illig.
[16:59] Illig
Thank you.
[17:01] Illig
Tarte and Maha, do you have
any plans for your day off?
[17:04] Tarte
I'm going shopping with Maha.
[17:06] Illig
Have fun.
[17:07] Maha
We will.
[17:08] Illig
I'll be back late tonight. See you later.
[17:18] Tarte
He's gone.
[17:19] Maha
I feel lonely on this one day every month.
[17:23] Tarte
I'm his servant.
[17:25] Maha
And I'm his sister.
[17:34] Tarte
Shall we treat ourselves to a special meal?
[17:37] Maha
Yeah, let's go all-out.
[17:50] Dia
It's good to see you again, Lugh.
[17:52] Lugh
Haven't seen you since last month, Dia.
[17:54] Lugh
I've brought you some
treats from across the sea.
[17:57] Dia
Really? I've acquired some
delicious herbal tea, as well.
[18:01] Dia
Come in.
[18:02] Lugh
All right.
[18:10] Dia
Here are this month's spells.
[18:12] Dia
Interesting, right?
[18:14] Lugh
I'm impressed you came up with these.
[18:16] Lugh
What's this?
[18:17] Lugh
You completed this?
[18:18] Dia
Surprised?
[18:20] Lugh
I'll transcribe it immediately.
[18:23] Lugh
All right. You should be
able to cast this spell now.
[18:26] Dia
Got it. Here we go.
[18:29] Dia
Esrever ytivarg.
[18:35] Lugh
A gravity reversal spell.
[18:37] Lugh
You got me. I can't believe
you beat me to it.
[18:40] Dia
I approached it from a different angle.
[18:42] Dia
Have you gained a little
respect for your big sister?
[18:45] Illig
I already respected you.
[18:49] Dia
Is that the gift you brought?
[18:51] Lugh
Yes.
[18:51] Dia
Huh... Black treats don't
look particularly nice.
[18:59] Dia
But they're bittersweet, rich, and tasty!
[19:02] Lugh
I'd been thinking about selling
sweets under the Orna brand, too.
[19:05] Dia
Good idea. They go well with tea.
[19:08] Dia
They'd probably make a nice cake, too.
[19:10] Lugh
I see. I'll bring more next month.
[19:13] Dia
Okay. I look forward to it.
[20:02] Dia
It's already time to say goodbye.
[20:05] Lugh
I'm sorry. I'll be back next month.
[20:48] Tarte
Good morning.
[20:49] Lugh
Good morning.
[20:51] Maha
You were fast asleep.
[20:53] Illig
Yeah. I used too much mana.
[20:59] Tarte
Do you smell something odd?
[21:02] Maha
You're right. What is that?
[21:05] Illig
What...
[21:09] Maha
Is it coming from under the sheets?
[21:12] Illig
Wait!
[21:14] Illig
This is a common phenomenon
among adolescent males.
[21:18] Illig
The parasympathetic nervous system
[21:20] Illig
becomes dominant during sleep,
which weakens inhibitions.
[21:22] Illig
It's easier to enter this state
due to subconscious excitement
[21:25] ---
caused by dreams and accidental
stimulation than when one is awake.
[21:29] Illig
I promise this isn't what you think—
[21:29] Tarte
Mr. Illig!
[21:31] Illig
Yes?
[21:31] Tarte
From now on, let me take care of this.
[21:35] Tarte
I'm your personal servant.
I can help you in this way, too.
[21:38] Maha
Brother Illig.
[21:40] Illig
Yes?
[21:40] Maha
You call me your sister,
but your body is honest.
[21:44] Illig
Huh?
[21:45] Maha
Sometimes I think perhaps I could
be both your sister and your lover
[21:49] ---
rather than choosing one or the other.
[21:51] Tarte
It's absolutely necessary that
I take care of you in this way.
[21:53] Maha
I don't think we need to
think too deeply about it.
[21:55] Tarte
You wouldn't want to get too pent-up.
[21:57] Maha
We don't have to force ourselves to choose.
[22:00] Illig
Is this part of my plan, too?
[23:36] Illig
Next time, "Rites of Choice."
E8 - Rites of Choice
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[00:06] Ifa
It's pretty late.
[00:08] Kerry
Because you took your time choosing.
[00:10] Kerry
Noine's going to be mad at us.
[00:12] Ifa
But it's hard to know
what Mr. Illig will like.
[00:15] Kerry
You should've asked Maha.
[00:18] Ifa
No, then I'd feel like I lost.
[00:20] Kerry
You're so stubborn.
[00:21] Ifa
Whatever. Let's hurry.
[00:22] Kerry
Okay.
[00:28] Ifa
What are you doing?
[00:29] Man A
Don't make a sound.
[00:31] Man A
Hand over all your money.
[00:33] Kerry
Ifa!
[00:35] Man B
You, too.
[00:38] Man A
Hey, you're actually pretty cute.
[00:47] Kerry
Maha!
[00:48] Maha
I was worried since you
were late, so I came here.
[00:51] Maha
Are you hurt?
[00:52] Ifa
We're fine. Thanks, Maha.
[00:57] Maha
I don't recognize you.
[00:58] Maha
Is this your first time in Milteu?
[01:01] Man B
Who the hell are you?
[01:03] Maha
If you don't recognize us in the
back alleys, you must be outsiders.
[01:06] Maha
Would you care for a sightseeing tour?
[01:08] Man A
Shut up!
[01:15] Maha
Remember this.
[01:17] Maha
Touch my girls again, and I'll
escort you straight to hell.
SIGN The World's Finest Assassin
Gets Reincarnated in Another World as an Aristocrat
SIGN —————————————————————
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[03:10] Tarte
Mr. Illig.
[03:14] Tarte
I've returned.
[03:16] Illig
Welcome back, Tarte.
How did things go this time?
[03:20] Tarte
Here are my spoils.
[03:27] Illig
A collection of second buttons?
[03:29] Tarte
They're from all the men's hearts I pierced.
[03:32] Illig
With that spear?
[03:33] Tarte
Yes, although sometimes it was their
heads instead of their hearts.
[03:37] Illig
I've heard the reports.
[03:40] Illig
On the battlefield, they call you the
"Lightning-Quick Battle Maiden."
[03:43] Illig
You made quite an impact.
[03:45] Tarte
Please don't call me that. It's embarrassing.
[03:50] Lugh
I've been sending Tarte into battle
so she can gain combat experience,
[03:54] Lugh
and I've been having Maha gain experience
handling information and money.
[04:00] Tarte
It's been almost two years
since we came to Milteu.
[04:03] Illig
Yeah.
[04:05] Lugh
Our days were busy,
[04:07] ---
but because of that,
I've learned about this world.
[04:12] Lugh
Illig Balor, the false identity
I use to blend in with society,
[04:15] ---
has turned his cosmetics
brand Orna into a success.
[04:18] Lugh
As a young and successful man,
he's been invited to many events.
[04:21] Lugh
Using moisturizer and chocolate,
[04:23] ---
I've made many connections and built
up a large information network.
[04:31] Illig
This life is nearly over.
[04:33] Illig
It flew by, didn't it?
[04:35] Tarte
Yes, it sure did.
[04:41] Maha
The transfer has been completed.
[04:43] Illig
Yeah. While I'm gone, you'll handle
everything related to Orna.
[04:48] Maha
I will. I've become someone who can
protect Orna even in your absence.
[04:53] Maha
No, I'll make Orna even bigger.
[04:56] Illig
I bet you will.
[04:58] Maha
I'm actually thinking about expanding
Orna's base beyond Milteu.
[05:03] Illig
To a neighboring town?
[05:05] Maha
Yes. I've found an excellent location.
[05:11] Illig
This place is...
[05:12] Maha
It used to belong to an
influential trading company.
[05:16] Maha
But they've declined since the
head of the company changed.
[05:19] Maha
They recently began selling
off their assets piece by piece.
[05:22] Maha
Now is the time to buy.
[05:24] Lugh
So that's how it is.
[05:27] Lugh
I don't plan to tell Maha,
but I've looked into her past.
[05:32] Lugh
Maha was the sole heiress
of a famous trading company.
[05:35] Lugh
But the company's right-hand
man betrayed them.
[05:38] Lugh
He murdered Maha's parents
and took over the company.
[05:43] Lugh
Left on her own, Maha sensed her life
was in danger and fled to Milteu.
[05:49] Lugh
This shop was one of the company's stores.
[05:53] Lugh
It was the first shop Maha's father opened.
[05:57] Lugh
Maha intends to reclaim her
father's company someday.
[06:01] Lugh
This store is an excellent
stepping stone toward that goal.
[06:06] Illig
Do as you like.
[06:08] Illig
I trust your abilities.
[06:11] Maha
Are you sure you don't
need to do more research?
[06:14] Illig
I won't tell you not to bring
personal affairs into our business.
[06:17] Illig
But if you're going to,
then you must achieve results.
[06:22] Maha
Yes, of course. After all,
I'm your right-hand woman.
[06:29] Maha
Thank you. I love you, Brother Illig.
[06:32] Illig
I know.
[06:35] Maha
Come in.
[06:38] Noine
Excuse me.
Assistant Manager, everyone's here.
[06:43] Maha
Brother Illig, do you have a few minutes?
[06:45] Illig
Sure, no problem.
[06:48] Noine
Girls.
[06:54] Kerry
Mr. Illig, this is a gift from us.
[06:59] Ifa
It's a rare herbal tea.
We thought you'd like it.
[07:03] Connor
It's not much, but we wanted to thank you.
[07:06] Illig
Thank me?
[07:07] Michelle
You're the only reason we're here now.
[07:11] Noine
We could never thank you enough.
[07:14] All
Thank you, Mr. Illig.
[07:18] Illig
I haven't done anything for you.
It was chance that brought us together.
[07:22] Illig
No, perhaps it was just random luck.
[07:24] Maha
Even if that's what you
believe, the fact is that
[07:28] ---
you saved us from unbearable unhappiness.
[07:33] Michelle
Please don't forget us, even after you leave.
[07:36] Noine
We'll miss you.
[07:38] Kerry
Please take care of your health.
[07:41] Ifa
We won't be able to talk to you anymore.
[07:43] Connor
We'd appreciate it if you
came to visit sometimes.
[07:51] Illig
Thank you, everyone.
[07:53] Illig
No matter where I go, I won't forget you.
[07:57] Illig
Look after Orna for me while I'm gone.
[08:00] All
Yes, sir.
SIGN The World's Finest Assassin
Gets Reincarnated in Another World as an Aristocrat
SIGN —————————————————————
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[08:16] Maha
It's beautiful. So this
is your real hair color.
[08:19] Lugh
Yeah. It's been two years since
it last looked like this.
[08:22] Tarte
And two years since I last
wore this servant's outfit.
[08:25] Maha
How cute. Is that what you
really look like, Tarte?
[08:29] Tarte
Yup.
[08:31] Lugh
Illig Balor has left Milteu.
[08:37] Illig
From this moment forward,
I am Lugh Tuatha Dé.
[08:47] Lugh
Maha, I'm leaving you in charge of Orna
and the information network I built.
[08:53] Maha
Yes, Brother Lugh.
I'll defend our base in Milteu.
[08:58] Tarte
I'm sorry that I'm the only
one going with Lugh, Maha.
[09:02] Maha
I'd be lying if I said I weren't jealous,
[09:06] ---
but I'm proud that there are things that
only I can do to help Brother Lugh from here.
[09:11] Tarte
Maha...
[09:13] Maha
Tarte, go with Brother Lugh and
assist him for my sake, too.
[09:18] Tarte
I will.
[09:19] Maha
Brother Lugh.
[09:23] Maha
Could you take this with you, for me?
[09:28] Maha
My father once told me, "Before you can
trust people, you must doubt them first."
[09:36] Lugh
He's right.
[09:38] Maha
So I doubted you.
[09:41] Maha
Over and over and over, right up until now.
[09:45] Maha
And you wanted me because I had mana.
[09:49] Maha
I realized you simply wanted to use me
to assist you with your assassinations.
[09:53] Maha
Despite that, being able
to help you makes me happy.
[09:59] Lugh
I see.
[10:01] Maha
But sometimes, even if it's only for a short
while, please come see me, Brother Lugh.
[10:08] Lugh
Of course. I promise I'll visit, Maha.
[10:11] Maha
It's a promise.
[10:13] Maha
You visit Ms. Dia without fail each month.
[10:16] Maha
If you didn't visit me,
I'd probably cry tears of frustration.
[10:25] Lugh
You're my precious sister, Maha.
[10:28] Lugh
There's no way I wouldn't visit you.
[10:31] Maha
I know. I'll be waiting.
[10:43] Maha
Brother Lugh...
[10:46] Maha
I'll use the rest of my life to help you.
[10:55] Maha
Come see me again, my prince.
[11:08] Lugh
Will you miss Maha?
[11:11] Tarte
Honestly, I will.
[11:14] ---
She's the first friend my
own age that I've ever had.
[11:17] Lugh
I see. Then I'll have you make as
many lecithin deliveries as possible.
[11:23] Lugh
You'll have plenty of
opportunities to see her.
[11:25] Tarte
I'm glad to hear that.
[11:26] Tarte
But I think Maha would prefer to see you.
[11:31] Lugh
Why?
[11:32] Tarte
Because she loves you.
[11:36] Tarte
Not as a brother or a friend...
[11:40] Tarte
You know... like that.
[11:43] Lugh
I know what you're trying
to say, but it's not like that.
[11:47] Lugh
Maha admires me. It's similar, but different.
[11:52] Tarte
Sometimes the things you
say are so complicated.
[11:56] Lugh
You'll understand someday.
[11:59] Lugh
I sense mana.
[12:11] Lugh
Wolf monsters.
[12:13] Tarte
Get inside, quickly.
[12:14] Driver
Y-Yes, ma'am!
[12:15] Tarte
Mr. Lugh, may I test the
results of my training?
[12:20] Lugh
Very well.
[12:21] Tarte
Here I go.
[12:34] Lugh
Her movements are good.
[12:39] Tarte
Dniw tohs!
[12:46] Tarte
Dniw!
[12:53] Tarte
It's over, Mr. Lugh.
[12:57] Lugh
You've improved. That was impressive.
[13:00] Tarte
Thanks to your training, Mr. Lugh.
[13:02] Lugh
No wonder they call you the
Lightning-Quick Battle Maiden.
[13:06] Tarte
Don't call me that. It's embarrassing.
[13:11] Lugh
Monsters have started coming
down into human settlements.
[13:15] Lugh
The Hero should be showing up soon.
[13:23] Lugh
It's a soybean farm. Things have
changed quite a bit in two years.
[13:27] Tarte
This place is nostalgic, but I
feel like Milteu suits you better.
[13:32] Lugh
I feel like this place agrees with me more.
[13:35] Lugh
I feel at ease here.
[13:37] Lugh
Tarte, let's go say hello.
[13:41] Rack
Welcome back.
[13:42] All
Sir!
[13:43] All
Sir, welcome back!
[13:46] Tadgh
Thanks to you, we're selling our
soybeans at a really high price.
[13:50] Pat
I was able to buy two cows.
[13:53] Lugh
I'm glad to hear that.
[13:54] Emma
You've been working to help us
even after you left Tuatha Dé.
[13:59] Pat
We appreciate it, but we also experienced
a lot of problems while you were gone.
[14:05] Rack
Mr. Lugh, take this with you.
[14:09] Tadgh
Don't be shy. We want to thank you.
[14:13] Lugh
Thank you, everyone.
[14:16] Tarte
The people love you, Mr. Lugh.
[14:19] Lugh
You're right. I think that's why
I want this region to prosper.
[14:31] Esri
Welcome home, welcome home, welcome home!
[14:33] Esri
I missed you so much while
you were gone, Lugh!
[14:36] Esri
Oh, I've missed your smell.
[14:40] Lugh
Please don't do that where people can see us.
[14:42] Esri
I can't help it!
[14:43] Esri
I haven't seen you in forever!
[14:47] Esri
I missed you.
[14:49] Esri
You'd better not leave again, Lugh.
[14:51] Lugh
I have work to do. I have to leave.
[14:57] Esri
Well, I've gotten my fill.
[15:00] Esri
Tarte, welcome home.
[15:02] Tarte
I'm glad to be back, ma'am.
[15:04] Esri
Thank you for staying with Lugh.
[15:07] Esri
Despite how he seems, he gets quite lonely.
[15:09] Tarte
Not at all. If anything, I ended up
presuming upon Mr. Lugh's kindness.
[15:14] Esri
Really? I hope you'll
keep looking after Lugh.
[15:19] Esri
Having someone like you
around puts my mind at ease.
[15:22] Tarte
I-I'll do my best.
[15:24] Lugh
Mother, where is Father?
[15:26] Esri
Oh, right. He wanted you to come to his study.
[15:31] Lugh
Very well. I'll go report to Father.
[15:37] Esri
Tarte, I'll have you tell me all about Lugh.
[15:42] Tarte
Yes, ma'am. I'll leave nothing out.
[15:57] Cian
You've become a man, Lugh.
[16:00] Lugh
Yes, Father. Now that I'm
14 years old, I'm a legal adult.
[16:05] Cian
That's not what I meant.
[16:07] Cian
Unfortunately, Tuatha Dé is
overflowing with overgrown children.
[16:11] Cian
You've become an adult in
the true sense of the word.
[16:16] Cian
I instructed you to establish
yourself as a merchant in Milteu,
[16:20] ---
but I didn't think you'd go that far.
[16:22] Cian
There isn't a noble who hasn't heard
of Illig Balor's cosmetics brand, Orna.
[16:27] Lugh
I created the moisturizer to be our leading
product and established a plan to popularize it,
[16:32] ---
but Balor did the rest of the work.
[16:36] Lugh
The popularity gained
from the moisturizer
[16:38] Lugh
gave brand value to our
conventional cosmetics, as well.
[16:41] Lugh
I can hardly believe how he reordered the
power structure of the cosmetics industry.
[16:45] Lugh
Seeing such brilliance at work
up close made me tremble.
[16:48] Cian
He's nearly the perfect merchant.
[16:51] Cian
I had you gain experience as a merchant
under him so you'd learn about the world,
[16:56] ---
create a mask that would serve you in
assassinations, and build connections.
[17:00] Cian
All of that is true,
but there is another reason.
[17:04] Cian
Do you know what that is?
[17:06] Lugh
No.
[17:10] Cian
I wanted you to find a way to
live besides the Tuatha Dé way.
[17:17] Lugh
What do you mean?
[17:19] Cian
Have a seat.
[17:22] Cian
Lugh.
[17:24] Cian
You could be successful not only as
an assassin, but also as a merchant.
[17:29] Cian
Plenty of people want that.
[17:32] Cian
Balor visited me the other day.
[17:35] Cian
He recommended you quit being an assassin
and focus on being a merchant instead.
[17:41] Cian
He said it'd be better for you.
[17:45] Cian
He wants you to assist
the Balor Trading Company
[17:48] Cian
and someday support his son Beruid, as well.
[17:51] Cian
If you choose that path, I won't stop you.
[17:55] Lugh
What are you talking about, Father?
[17:57] Lugh
I gained experience as a merchant
to become a better assassin.
[18:02] Cian
It's too late for me to live any other way.
[18:05] Cian
But, Lugh, your hands haven't been
stained by assassinations yet.
[18:09] Cian
You could choose another way of life.
[18:12] Lugh
But I helped you with your assassinations.
[18:15] Cian
Only as my assistant. You didn't kill anyone.
[18:18] Lugh
I killed people as part of
my assassination training.
[18:22] Cian
Those were death row criminals.
[18:24] Cian
You simply took the place of the executioner.
[18:26] Cian
The weight of a real
assassination is different.
[18:31] Cian
The Tuatha Dé have used
assassination to remove
[18:34] ---
the illnesses afflicting the
Alvan Kingdom and protect it.
[18:39] Cian
But the kingdom won't protect us.
[18:42] Cian
Let me be blunt.
[18:43] Cian
It's also the role of
the House of Tuatha Dé
[18:46] ---
to be abandoned if our
assassinations are exposed.
[18:50] Cian
Even if we don't make a single mistake,
[18:53] ---
our clients could leak
some information about us.
[18:57] Cian
I registered you as Illig Balor so you'd
be able to live as a different person
[19:01] ---
if you were abandoned by the kingdom.
[19:04] Cian
But I also think you could quit
the thankless job of an assassin
[19:08] ---
and live an easy life in the first place.
[19:11] Cian
I'll ask you again.
[19:13] Cian
Do you still want to live as Lugh Tuatha Dé?
[19:18] Lugh
Father, I...
[19:21] Lugh
No. Dad, I choose to be a Tuatha Dé.
[19:26] Lugh
There are things I can't
do unless I'm a Tuatha Dé.
[19:30] Cian
Are you saying that out
of some sense of justice?
[19:33] Cian
Are you saying you're prepared to give
your own life to protect this kingdom?
[19:37] Lugh
No, nothing so laudable.
[19:41] Lugh
The people of Tuatha Dé and the people
I met in Milteu are important to me.
[19:48] Lugh
I want this kingdom to be peaceful
so those people can be happy.
[19:54] Lugh
I don't want anything to destroy this
happiness I've encountered and seized.
[19:59] Lugh
That's my choice.
[20:02] Lugh
Even if the kingdom abandons
me, it's not a problem.
[20:07] Lugh
I wouldn't allow myself to be captured,
not after you trained me.
[20:12] Lugh
It wouldn't be too late to
escape and live as Illig then.
[20:16] Lugh
I'll think about what I'll do when
I'm abandoned if that happens.
[20:23] Lugh
I won't carry out assassinations
because I'm ordered to.
[20:27] Lugh
I'll do it for my own happiness,
by my own volition.
[20:31] Lugh
And I won't let my guard down
like I did the first time.
[20:35] Lugh
Whether it be clients or even the goddess,
I'll keep being skeptical of them.
[20:39] Lugh
I won't be killed again.
[20:43] Lugh
There's another reason.
[20:46] Lugh
There's something I can't
have unless I'm a Tuatha Dé.
[20:49] Cian
What's that?
[20:51] Cian
I have no idea what you could mean.
[20:57] Lugh
I'm in love with Dia Viekone.
[21:00] Lugh
I'm thinking about marrying her someday.
[21:03] Lugh
I need to be nobility in order
to marry the daughter of a count.
[21:08] Lugh
A merchant lacks the necessary status.
[21:14] Cian
I knew you were too good to be true.
[21:18] Cian
Who knew you could be so stupid, as well?
[21:22] Cian
I see. Dia, huh?
[21:24] Cian
I understand.
Lugh, become an aristocratic assassin.
[21:32] Cian
Here's your first job.
[21:36] Cian
There's a noble who must be eliminated.
[21:39] Cian
He sells military secrets to neighboring
kingdoms in exchange for drugs,
[21:43] ---
which he distributes throughout the kingdom.
[21:45] Cian
He's scum who makes the people suffer.
[21:48] Cian
He needs to be removed from this
kingdom as soon as possible.
[21:52] Cian
I won't interfere. Kill him your own way.
[21:58] Lugh
I'll do a perfect job.
[22:01] Lugh
I am Lugh Tuatha Dé.
[23:36] Lugh
Next time, "Compensation of Assassination."
E9 - Compensation of Assassination
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[00:00] (Flashback) Cian
Here's your first job.
[00:03] (Flashback) Cian
There's a noble who must be eliminated.
[00:07] (Flashback) Cian
He sells military secrets to neighboring
kingdoms in exchange for drugs,
[00:11] (Flashback) Cian
which he distributes throughout the kingdom.
[00:13] (Flashback) Cian
He's scum who makes the people suffer.
[00:16] (Flashback) Cian
He needs to be removed from this
kingdom as soon as possible.
[00:20] (Flashback) Cian
I won't interfere. Kill him your own way.
[00:26] (Flashback) Lugh
I'll do a perfect job.
[00:28] (Flashback) Lugh
I am Lugh Tuatha Dé.
[00:34] Lugh
The target is Count Azba Venkaur.
[00:37] Lugh
He sells military secrets to neighboring
kingdoms in exchange for "vizein."
[00:43] Tarte
Vizein?
[00:44] Lugh
It's a drug.
[00:45] Lugh
He's trash who profits off of distributing
it throughout his kingdom.
[00:50] Tarte
So we're assassinating this count.
[00:53] Lugh
There's something we have to do first.
[00:55] Lugh
We'll see for ourselves if this target
really should be assassinated.
[01:01] Tarte
Mr. Lugh, what is that?
[01:03] Lugh
A coded message.
[01:05] Lugh
I'm making arrangements to
infiltrate the count's mansion.
[01:11] Lugh
It's time for Maha to
show us what she can do.
[01:16] Tarte
Orna's great information network
will be put to the test.
[01:19] Lugh
Three pigeons should guarantee
she gets the messages.
[01:22] Lugh
It's time for Lugh Tuatha Dé's first job.
SIGN The World's Finest Assassin
Gets Reincarnated in Another World as an Aristocrat
SIGN —————————————————————
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SIGN m -5 0 b -6 -4 13 -3 21 -3 b 22 -4 23 -6 25 -7 b 25 -7 27 -7 28 -4 b 41 -4 50 -4 53 -4 b 56 -4 62 -2 64 0 b 62 2 56 4 53 4 b 50 4 41 4 28 4 b 27 7 25 7 25 7 b 23 6 22 4 21 3 b 13 3 -6 4 -5 0
[03:23] Esri
So excited, so excited...
[03:26] Lugh
Mother, what is it?
[03:27] Esri
Oh, Lugh. Did I wake you?
[03:30] Lugh
I was already awake.
[03:32] Lugh
I notice immediately when
an intruder enters my room.
[03:35] Esri
Aw, how could you call me an intruder?
[03:37] Esri
I'm a good mother here to
check on her beloved son.
[03:41] Lugh
And what is my good mother doing
up so early in the morning?
[03:46] Esri
How disappointing. You're fine today.
[03:50] Lugh
What are you talking about?
[03:53] Lugh
You heard about that?
[03:55] Esri
She told me everything.
[03:59] Lugh
Tarte must've told my mother
about the darkest point in my past.
[04:06] Esri
She left nothing out.
[04:09] Esri
So don't be shy. Let your mother see.
[04:18] Lugh
If that happened every day,
I'd be seriously ill.
[04:21] Esri
You're no fun.
[04:23] Lugh
Do you really want to see your son like that?
[04:26] Esri
Very much so.
It proves you've become an adult.
[04:37] Tarte
Mr. Lugh, breakfast is ready.
[04:40] Lugh
Tarte, we need to talk.
[04:42] Tarte
Yes, sir. You can tell me about
it while I help you change.
[04:51] Lugh
Is there something else you need, Mother?
[04:54] Esri
Of course. I'd like to see
how much your body has grown.
[04:58] Lugh
You don't need to see that.
[05:00] Esri
You're so stingy, Lugh.
[05:06] Esri
What do you think, Lugh?
[05:08] Lugh
Of what?
[05:09] Esri
Of an arranged marriage meeting, obviously.
[05:13] Esri
They're all beautiful
girls from good families.
[05:17] Lugh
You don't need to do this.
[05:19] Esri
But I chose the very best girls for you.
[05:22] Lugh
I don't intend to attend
any arranged meetings.
[05:25] Esri
But I'm eager to see my grandchildren.
[05:31] Lugh
Tarte, you may speak.
[05:33] Tarte
Yes, sir. I think Mr. Lugh is
too young for arranged meetings.
[05:36] Esri
He's not too young at all. He's an adult now.
[05:39] Tarte
He only just recently became one.
[05:41] Esri
If you take too long,
I'll turn into an old woman.
[05:44] Tarte
Ma'am, you'll be forever young.
[05:47] Tarte
You won't turn into an old woman.
[05:49] Esri
Your flattery won't work on me.
[05:51] Esri
Or will you bear Lugh's
children instead, Tarte?
[05:56] Tarte
Yes, ma'am. Of course I'd bear his children.
[05:59] Tarte
Wait, what?
[06:00] Esri
That's actually a good idea!
[06:02] Esri
Tarte has mana, and unlike a noble,
[06:04] Esri
she doesn't come with any
troublesome relationships.
[06:07] Esri
It'd be killing two birds with one stone.
[06:08] Esri
And it's great that you could
immediately begin trying to conceive.
[06:12] Tarte
U-Um, I...
[06:15] Tarte
If that's what Mr. Lugh wants,
then perhaps it's not too soon.
[06:19] Lugh
Mother, please stop teasing Tarte.
[06:23] Esri
I'm not teasing. And why are you
taking that tone with me, Lugh?
[06:29] Esri
You're being so blunt.
[06:30] Lugh
Now that I'm an adult, I thought
I should change how I speak.
[06:34] Esri
Oh, no!
[06:36] Esri
My cute little Lugh has gone astray.
[06:40] Esri
That's no good.
[06:42] Lugh
I'm definitely sticking
with this tone of voice.
[06:53] Tarte
Shouldn't we wait for Maha's report?
[06:57] Lugh
I'm having Maha look into behind-the-scenes
information invisible to the public.
[07:01] Lugh
I'd like to see for myself
what's publicly visible.
SIGN 25 Years Earlier
[07:26] (Flashback) Paparazzo
Where am I?
[07:28] (Flashback) Goddess
Despite being the world's finest paparazzo,
you foolishly died in a crime of passion.
[07:36] (Flashback) Paparazzo
What do you want me to do?
[07:38] (Flashback) Goddess
You'll be reincarnated in a fantasy
world of swords and sorcery.
[07:42] (Flashback) Goddess
With the skills you used to dispirit
countless celebrities with defamatory articles,
[07:48] (Flashback) Goddess
you'll demoralize the Hero and
prevent the world's destruction.
[07:55] Goddess
So, Number 519 was reincarnated
25 years ago. How's his progress?
SIGN I'll leap in front of the Hero's carriage and photograph the hit-and-run.
SIGN That'll be the first step toward inventing countless scandals.
[08:16] Citizen
Whoa!
SIGN He's coming. Now!
[08:20] Citizen
Runaway horse!
SIGN Huh?
[08:32] Tarte
It's a big town.
[08:34] Lugh
Pisear is the second-greatest
merchant town after Milteu.
[08:45] Tarte
I see wounded soldiers.
[08:47] Lugh
They were forced into
battle at a disadvantage
[08:49] Lugh
due to their military secrets being leaked.
[08:57] Girl
Hello.
[08:59] Girl
Would you care for some gooseberry jam?
[09:01] Girl
It's our specialty.
I've got a variety of sizes.
[09:02] Lugh
A girl selling jam in a deserted alleyway...
[09:05] Girl
Here. You can have one for free.
[09:08] Girl
If you like it, you can come back here.
[09:11] Tarte
Thank you.
[09:14] Tarte
But I'm not a fan of gooseberry jam.
[09:17] Tarte
Here. You can have this, Lou.
[09:20] Lugh
Oh, Tar, you're hopeless.
[09:24] Lugh
What kind of name is Lou?
[09:26] Tarte
We're pretending to be a couple of lovebirds.
[09:29] Lugh
I thought we were pretending to be siblings.
[09:32] Tarte
I'm sure a couple would
attract less attention.
[09:38] Lugh
How would you like to quit?
[09:39] Girl
Huh?
[09:40] Lugh
I'll give you an opportunity.
[09:45] Girl
Why did you do this?
[09:48] Man A
Hey, you.
[09:49] Man A
What do you think you're
doing with our merchandise?
[09:54] Man B
Asshole!
[09:56] Man C
Bastard!
[09:57] Man D
Why, you...
[10:03] Tarte
Are these men the bosses
in charge of selling drugs?
[10:06] Lugh
They're just the rank and file.
[10:07] Lugh
They won't go away until we
deal with the ringleader.
[10:18] Lugh
Do you know what this is?
[10:20] Girl
But... But my mother...
[10:30] Girl
Mother?
[10:32] Girl
Are you okay?
[10:33] Mother
The drugs! Give me my drugs!
[10:36] Girl
I don't have any today.
[10:37] Mother
The drugs! Where's my vizein?
[10:40] Girl
Please stop!
[10:41] Mother
Vizein!
[10:44] Mother
I need the stuff!
[10:47] Girl
Mother!
[10:54] Mother
Vizein!
[10:58] Lugh
Don't move.
[10:59] Girl
Mother!
[11:01] Tarte
It's all right. Just watch.
[11:10] Girl
Mother!
[11:11] Girl
Are you all right?
[11:12] Girl
Mother!
[11:17] Tarte
Is she better?
[11:19] Lugh
I made it so her body no longer needs the drug.
[11:22] Lugh
But her psychological dependence
is a separate matter.
[11:26] Lugh
Let's get out of here.
[11:27] Tarte
Yes, Mr. Lugh.
[11:37] Maia
Ma'am, some cosmetics
have arrived from Orna.
[11:41] Esri
My, my. So much has arrived.
[11:44] Esri
Oh!
[11:46] Esri
Welcome back, Lugh and Tarte.
[11:49] Esri
We've received a delivery from Orna.
[11:52] Lugh
Okay. Thanks, Mother.
[11:56] Lugh
Impressive as always, Maha. You work quickly.
[12:01] Lugh
I knew it. The ringleader
is Count Azba Venkaur.
[12:06] Lugh
Vizein is apparently made from
a perennial plant known as vize.
[12:10] Lugh
It causes incredible pleasure,
but when the drug wears off...
[12:14] Tarte
People end up like that girl's mother.
[12:17] Lugh
The count distributes the
drug to other lords' regions
[12:20] ---
and claims the mafia transports
the drug through his region.
[12:25] Tarte
That's enough to fool people?
[12:27] Lugh
He sends bribes to higher-ranking nobles.
[12:30] Lugh
With that official explanation and
the protection of great houses,
[12:33] ---
the royal family can't punish him.
[12:36] Tarte
Then...
[12:37] Lugh
Yeah. This is a job for the Tuatha Dé.
[12:41] Lugh
We'll assassinate Count Venkaur.
SIGN The World's Finest Assassin
Gets Reincarnated in Another World as an Aristocrat
SIGN —————————————————————
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[12:56] Maha
It's been a while since
we were last together.
[12:58] Illig
It's been less than a
month since I left Milteu.
[13:01] Maha
As far as I'm concerned, ten days
without you is far too long.
[13:06] Illig
Orna's acting director didn't
need to accompany me.
[13:09] Maha
I wanted to see you.
[13:11] Illig
Even when we're apart,
you're a tremendous help.
[13:15] Illig
Thank you.
[13:16] Maha
You're welcome.
[13:18] Maha
Say, Brother Illig...
[13:20] Maha
Have things between you and Tarte
progressed since you returned to Tuatha Dé?
[13:24] Illig
Progressed? What do you mean?
[13:27] Maha
I mean as a man and a woman.
[13:29] Illig
Of course not.
[13:31] Maha
Things must be very difficult for you, then.
[13:34] Maha
While you were in Milteu, you seemed to
occasionally blow off steam at brothels.
[13:38] Maha
But you don't have those back home.
That must be challenging.
[13:42] Maha
Tarte was nearly in tears every
time you went to the brothel.
[13:46] Maha
You should use her, like she wants.
[13:48] Illig
Why do you want us to have
that kind of relationship?
[13:51] Maha
It seems you force yourself not to
consider romantic feelings for us.
[13:58] Illig
We're family. Just how often
do you think we're together?
[14:03] Maha
When we were little, we saw you
as our dependable older brother.
[14:06] Maha
But we're growing up.
[14:09] Maha
With the most wonderful man
in the world so close to us,
[14:12] ---
how could we not fall in love with him?
[14:14] Illig
You've come to speak rather directly.
[14:17] Maha
When we're apart, I think about what I want
to say to you at the next opportunity.
[14:22] Maha
But nothing is more painful
than being ignored.
[14:28] Maha
Tarte tends to bottle things
up without complaint.
[14:31] Maha
If you keep behaving that way toward
her, she'll eventually explode.
[14:35] Illig
Then I'll try abandoning my
preconceptions and looking at Tarte.
[14:38] Illig
But I can't accept her.
[14:41] Maha
Because of Ms. Dia?
[14:43] Maha
Tarte wouldn't mind being second to her,
or being your convenient mistress,
[14:48] Maha
as long as you love her.
[14:49] Maha
Besides, aren't you a noble?
[14:52] Maha
You should keep a mistress or two.
[14:56] Illig
Is that so?
[14:57] Maha
It is so.
[15:01] Maha
Do you understand now that there are
two girls besides Ms. Dia who love you?
[15:08] Illig
That's one more than you said before.
[15:10] Maha
Because I love you, too.
[15:12] Maha
But I'm going to wait a little longer
before actively pursuing you.
[15:16] Illig
I thought you said things
when you had the chance.
[15:19] Maha
Once Orna grows even more and
you don't want to lose me,
[15:25] ---
I'll use that as a shield to negotiate.
[15:27] Maha
You're the one who taught me that
[15:30] ---
a deal can't be reached unless
both parties are on equal footing.
[15:34] Illig
You truly are an exceptional student.
[15:36] Maha
I am. So you'd better prepare yourself.
[15:45] Illig
So this is Venkaur's land.
[15:48] Maha
Their primary industry is agriculture.
[15:50] Maha
Their output is nearly the same
as Tuatha Dé's was previously.
[15:54] Maha
But aside from agriculture, they don't
have anything particularly profitable.
[15:57] Illig
In other words, they shouldn't be so wealthy.
[16:10] Bridgette
Thank you for coming.
[16:12] Bridgette
I've been looking forward
to Orna's new product.
[16:17] Illig
Thank you for inviting us
here, Countess Venkaur.
[16:23] Illig
We brought our newest product
[16:24] Illig
because we wanted a beautiful
and genuine lady like yourself
[16:27] ---
to be the first to try it.
[16:30] Bridgette
I'm excited to try it.
[16:35] Bridgette
My, it smells wonderful.
[16:37] Bridgette
It's not like any moisturizer
you've tried before.
[16:40] Maha
If you like it, then every
other woman is sure to want it.
[16:46] Bridgette
It's very nice.
[16:48] Bridgette
It makes me look so warm.
[16:50] Bridgette
But why did you want me to use it first?
[16:53] Illig
Because currently, no one has
more momentum than Count Venkaur.
[16:57] Illig
As his wife, everyone's watching you closely.
[17:00] Illig
You're the best person to lend
that momentum to our new product.
[17:05] Bridgette
I'm delighted my husband's
business is doing well.
[17:09] Bridgette
Until just a few years ago,
we were poor nobles.
[17:13] Bridgette
I couldn't dress myself up like this.
[17:17] Vencarl
Bridgette.
[17:19] Bridgette
Oh, hello, darling.
[17:21] Vencarl
How's the new product?
[17:23] Bridgette
I love it.
[17:25] Vencarl
I see. That's good.
[17:28] Vencarl
Thank you for looking after my wife.
[17:29] Illig
No, thank you.
[17:31] Illig
I am Illig Balor, director of Orna.
[17:34] Vencarl
I am Azba Venkaur.
[17:36] Vencarl
Thank you for making the long trip.
[17:38] Illig
So this is our target.
[17:41] Vencarl
I don't know much about cosmetics,
[17:43] ---
but if it makes my wife happy,
then I'm all for it.
[17:46] Illig
I'm incredibly thankful for that.
[17:49] Vencarl
My wife was in such high spirits
because you were coming.
[17:53] Vencarl
Honestly, I'm jealous.
[17:55] Illig
Nonsense.
[17:58] Vencarl
I have people coming tonight.
[18:00] Vencarl
Make yourselves at home.
[18:02] Illig
Thank you.
[18:05] Vencarl
See you later, Bridgette.
[18:08] Brdigette
Yes, darling.
[18:19] Lady A
I was so excited to come tonight because
I heard we'd get to see you, Mr. Illig.
[18:23] Illig
Thank you.
[18:25] Lady B
I heard you made a new product.
[18:27] Lady C
I'd love to use it, as well.
[18:29] Illig
Allow me to show you.
[18:31] Lady D
What's it like?
[18:33] Bridgette
Shall I tell you a bit about it?
[18:37] Lady C
Is that it?
[18:38] Lady A
Let me see.
[18:41] Vencarl
It looks like that bottle is
more popular than you are.
[18:45] Vencarl
As long as my wife's happy,
I don't mind which she likes.
[18:48] Vencarl
No, actually, I don't have to worry about
her cheating on me with the bottle.
[18:52] Illig
I would never, Count Venkaur.
[18:54] Vencarl
Sorry for exploiting you for my party.
[18:58] Illig
Not at all. I'm honored.
[19:02] Illig
I hear business is going well for you.
[19:05] Vencarl
It's just a small bit of business.
[19:08] Vencarl
It certainly isn't a market the Balor
Trading Company needs to keep an eye on.
[19:48] Lugh
According to his wife,
[19:49] ---
Count Venkaur loves to enjoy a bit of
wine before bed while gazing at the moon.
[20:00] Lugh
The mana surrounding those who possess it
makes them tougher than ordinary people.
[20:06] Lugh
Most things won't kill them.
[20:08] Lugh
Etaerc nug.
[20:10] Lugh
And Count Venkaur has mana. However...
[20:15] Lugh
Etaerc tellub.
[20:17] Lugh
He can't withstand copper-tungsten bullets.
[20:21] Lugh
I'm an assassin,
like I was in my previous life.
[20:25] Lugh
But this time, I'm more
than just a killing tool.
[20:29] Lugh
I decide for myself whether
or not I'll kill someone.
[20:32] Lugh
And this time, I've decided
that this man should be killed.
[20:44] Lugh
Target confirmed.
[20:46] Lugh
In accordance with royal orders and the
principles of the House of Tuatha Dé,
[20:50] Lugh
he shall be eliminated.
[21:02] Lugh
Mission complete.
[21:03] Lugh
Let's get out of here.
[21:05] Tarte
Yes, Mr. Lugh.
[21:15] Lugh
In the past, killing never moved my heart.
[21:21] Lugh
That's right. I was a tool.
[21:26] Lugh
But now...
[21:34] Lugh
Tarte, why are you...
[21:36] Tarte
No reason.
[21:38] Tarte
You just seemed forlorn.
[21:42] Lugh
Did I?
[21:50] Lugh
Sorry. Let's go.
[21:52] Tarte
Yes, sir.
[21:54] Lugh
I don't regret this assassination.
[21:58] Lugh
But I won't forget it.
[22:01] Lugh
That is who Lugh Tuatha Dé is.
[23:36] Lugh
Next time, "First of Dates."
E10 - First of Dates
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[00:06] Lugh
Three, two, one, tack!
[00:10] Tarte
Got it!
[00:17] Tarte
Mr. Lugh, I see land.
[00:20] Lugh
All right, just as planned.
[00:22] Tarte
We're heading back home already, huh?
[00:24] Lugh
Yeah, our normal lives are waiting for us.
[00:27] Tarte
I enjoyed living on an
uninhabited island together,
[00:31] ---
besides the fact that
all our meals were fish.
[00:34] Lugh
When we get back, let's go hunting.
[00:36] Lugh
I'll make us some cream stew.
[00:38] Tarte
Yes, sir.
[00:47] Lugh
It's Maha. Let's go.
[00:49] Tarte
Got it.
[01:00] Tarte
Hup.
[01:01] Maha
Welcome back, Brother Lugh and Tarte.
[01:04] Maha
How was the uninhabited island?
[01:07] Lugh
It's inconspicuous and located
away from transport ship routes.
[01:10] Lugh
The greenery provided us
with somewhere to stay, too.
[01:13] Lugh
It was the perfect place to practice
magic. Thanks for finding it.
[01:17] Maha
I heard about a shipwreck
survivor who made it back alive.
[01:20] Maha
I found the survivor and located the island
based on ocean currents and wind direction.
[01:25] Tarte
Impressive as always, Maha.
[01:27] Maha
I have the Balor Trading Company's
information network to thank for that.
[01:31] Lugh
Anyway, Maha, what happened?
[01:34] Maha
I have good news and bad news.
[01:42] Maha
I found the divine treasure
you asked me about.
[01:47] Lugh
That's certainly good news.
[01:49] Tarte
Mr. Lugh, what's a divine treasure?
[01:53] Lugh
A tool possessing unbelievable abilities
that can't be made by human hands.
[01:57] Lugh
They've existed since ancient
times and can't be destroyed.
[02:00] Lugh
They're incredibly valuable objects.
[02:02] Maha
The divine treasure I found
is the magic spear Gáe Bolg.
[02:06] Maha
I'm currently negotiating
the purchase of said spear.
[02:09] Maha
It's owned by a man named Setanta MacNess.
[02:12] Maha
He's also known as Kran's Hound,
[02:15] Maha
and the man most likely to be the Hero.
[02:19] Lugh
Will you be able to acquire this spear, Maha?
[02:22] Maha
Yes, I'll do it.
[02:25] Maha
I'm experiencing some difficulties
with the negotiations, though.
[02:28] Lugh
Is that the bad news?
[02:30] Maha
No, it's worse than that.
[02:33] Maha
A civil war has broken out in the
neighboring kingdom of Swoigel.
[02:37] Lugh
Civil war?
[02:38] Maha
Even Ms. Dia's House Viekone has
joined as part of the kingdom's army.
[02:44] Maha
And on the side of the rebel forces,
there's a soldier giving them a lot of trouble.
[02:49] Maha
Setanta MacNess.
SIGN The World's Finest Assassin
Gets Reincarnated in Another World as an Aristocrat
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[04:41] Lugh
Good morning, Dia.
[04:42] Dia
Good morning, Lugh! What are you
doing here so early in the morning?
[04:48] Dia
I know. You missed me so much,
you couldn't help yourself.
[04:52] Dia
That's fine by me. Come in.
[04:59] Dia
Did you bring any chocolate today?
[05:00] Lugh
Sorry, not today.
[05:02] Dia
What? But I've been looking forward to it...
[05:05] Dia
That's fine, though.
[05:07] Dia
Just getting to see your face makes me happy.
[05:11] Lugh
Are you all right?
[05:13] Dia
Whatever do you mean?
[05:15] Lugh
You're in the middle of a war.
[05:17] Dia
A war?
[05:21] Dia
It's true that there have been
some skirmishes near the capital,
[05:24] ---
but that's so far away from here.
[05:27] Lugh
Isn't House Viekone involved in the war?
[05:29] Dia
House Viekone made a name
for itself with magic.
[05:33] Dia
We have plenty of magic users.
[05:36] ---
There's nothing to worry about.
[05:38] Lugh
I heard impudent nobles insulted the
royal family and started a rebellion.
[05:43] Dia
You're well-informed.
[05:45] Dia
If Swoigel had its own aristocratic assassins,
[05:48] ---
we wouldn't be overrun by evil nobles.
[05:52] Lugh
There's a man with a divine
treasure in the rebel army.
[05:55] Lugh
It's possible that he's the Hero.
[05:59] Lugh
If he is, then human strength
won't be enough to defeat him.
[06:03] Lugh
Illig Balor, son of the Balor Trading
Company, is one of my identities.
[06:09] Lugh
I could use his power to allow you and
your family to escape to a safe kingdom.
[06:17] Lugh
Dia, you should flee before
danger arrives on your doorstep.
[06:20] Dia
Listen, Lugh...
[06:22] Lugh
I'll do everything I can to support you.
[06:24] Dia
If you don't stop talking, I'll get mad.
[06:28] Dia
I know exactly what's
going on within Swoigel.
[06:30] Lugh
All the more reason to—
[06:31] Dia
Despite how I may seem, I'm still
the daughter of Count Viekone.
[06:35] Dia
I was born bearing
[06:36] Dia
the responsibility of protecting the
kingdom, my land, and its people.
[06:40] Dia
You think someone like that could
abandon her position and flee?
[06:45] Dia
Just kidding.
[06:48] Dia
Thinking about it won't change anything.
[06:51] Dia
What will be, will be.
[06:55] Lugh
Dia...
[06:57] Dia
So, Lugh...
[06:59] Dia
How do you dye your hair?
[07:01] Lugh
Huh?
[07:02] Dia
Let's go out.
[07:04] Lugh
But why?
[07:08] Dia
My father and his advisers are
currently away, so I can go into town.
[07:12] Lugh
But your safety...
[07:14] Dia
Which dress do you prefer?
This one, or this one?
[07:17] Lugh
This is no time for that.
[07:21] Dia
Which one?
[07:33] Lugh
You ended up wearing neither dress.
[07:36] Dia
When I matched my hair color to yours,
they didn't go well together anymore.
[07:40] Lugh
Are you sure it's all right for you to go
into town wearing such a simple disguise?
[07:44] Dia
I'll be fine. I've got you with me.
[07:47] Dia
You'll protect me no matter
what happens, right?
[07:50] Lugh
You're right.
[07:52] Lugh
You're getting out of the house.
We might as well enjoy ourselves.
[07:57] Dia
Yeah!
[08:02] Lugh
So, where do you want to go?
[08:06] Dia
I think I'm a bit hungry.
[08:07] Lugh
If you want lunch, then...
[08:10] Lugh
Amanda's serves good pasta,
[08:12] ---
but it's hard to say no to Del Sol's arancini,
[08:15] ---
and Violetta begins serving its multi-course
porcini mushroom meal this time of year.
[08:20] Dia
How do you know more about
our food options than I do?
[08:23] Lugh
I've been coming to see you
monthly since we were children.
[08:27] Lugh
It's only natural.
[08:33] Dia
What is it?
[08:34] Lugh
It's nothing. Just a habit of mine.
[08:37] Dia
A habit?
[08:39] Lugh
That merchant seems like a veteran.
[08:42] Lugh
I can tell when soldiers are nearby.
[08:44] Lugh
I can detect their blood lust.
It's like a sixth sense.
[08:48] Lugh
This town is full of skilled warriors.
[08:51] Dia
The draft has brought a lot of people
with military experience into town.
[08:54] Lugh
Militiamen conscripted
in times of emergency?
[08:57] Dia
There's that, too, but also so they can
protect themselves when war breaks out.
[09:02] Dia
Knowing how to fight provides
an advantage when fleeing.
[09:06] Lugh
I see.
[09:07] Dia
We can't always protect them.
[09:12] Dia
Look at that!
[09:14] Dia
That looks interesting! Let's go, Lugh!
[09:20] Employee
Welcome.
[09:24] Dia
How cute!
[09:26] Dia
Win that one for me!
[09:28] Lugh
Sure. You can count on me.
[09:34] Dia
No!
[09:37] Lugh
What's the matter?
[09:38] Dia
That's cheating!
[09:40] Lugh
I don't believe it's against the rules.
[09:43] Dia
Magic isn't fair. The store will lose money.
[09:47] Lugh
I see. Then I won't use magic.
[09:50] Lugh
If I use my skills to determine
how far off my first shot is,
[09:53] ---
then I'm guaranteed to hit my second.
[09:56] Dia
You can't do that, either!
[09:57] Lugh
Why not?
[09:58] Dia
Because that's no fun.
[10:01] Lugh
But I can't unlearn the skills I have.
[10:04] Lugh
Then how about this?
[10:08] Lugh
Stay calm.
[10:10] Lugh
Look at the target.
[10:12] Lugh
Lower your right hand slightly
without moving the bow.
[10:15] Lugh
Yes, just like that.
[10:17] Lugh
Now.
[10:20] Dia
I missed.
[10:22] Lugh
Don't move. Take the next shot.
[10:27] Lugh
We'll correct to the right.
[10:30] Lugh
Now.
[10:32] Lugh
Maintain that posture
and correct to the left.
[10:37] Lugh
Now.
[10:41] Employee
Congratulations!
[10:43] Dia
I hit it. I hit the bear, Lugh!
[10:48] Lugh
Yeah. You've got a knack for this.
[10:56] Lugh
Good for you.
[10:57] Dia
Yeah!
[10:58] Lugh
Although the store ended
up losing money on that.
[11:01] Dia
It was a fair contest, so it's okay.
[11:04] Lugh
Is that how it works?
[11:06] Dia
Yes, it is.
[11:08] Dia
Lasagna!
[11:10] Lugh
Huh?
[11:11] Dia
I want lasagna for lunch.
[11:14] Dia
Do you know a good place?
[11:16] Lugh
Yeah.
[11:17] Lugh
I'll take you someplace special.
SIGN 20 Years Earlier
[11:26] (Flashback) Teacher
Who do you want me to teach?
[11:30] (Flashback) Goddess
I'm glad you're so quick on the uptake.
[11:33] (Flashback) Goddess
I knew I chose the right soul.
[11:36] (Flashback) Goddess
You're truly the world's finest teacher.
[11:39] (Flashback) Goddess
You'll be reincarnated in a fantasy
world of swords and sorcery,
[11:44] (Flashback) Goddess
where you'll teach the Hero.
[11:46] (Flashback) Teacher
Understood. I shall teach this student.
[11:53] (Flashback) Goddess
Do your best.
[12:07] Goddess
World preservation system administrator
number 3800, reporting to higher existence.
[12:13] Goddess
Reincarnated soul number 632
has been transferred.
[12:17] Goddess
Currently working to prevent the world's
destruction in time for the Hero's awakening.
[12:22] Goddess
I require a reincarnated soul who has a high
probability of stopping the Hero's rampage.
[12:26] Goddess
Candidate selected. Calculating.
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Gets Reincarnated in Another World as an Aristocrat
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[12:38] Dia
It's delicious.
[12:40] Lugh
Do you like it?
[12:41] Dia
Yeah, but it'd be better
if you made it, right?
[12:46] Lugh
That's not true. My cooking's
no match for this restaurant.
[12:49] Dia
Liar. You're a good cook.
[12:52] Lugh
You're right.
[12:54] Lugh
I could make a better lasagna than this.
[12:56] Dia
I knew it.
[12:57] Lugh
But eating together with you makes it taste
far better, and besides, I prefer this.
[13:08] Lugh
What is it?
[13:09] Dia
Nothing! Anyway, that doesn't make sense!
[13:13] Lugh
You feel differently?
[13:14] Dia
Of course I do! Eating with you makes
the food taste better for me, too,
[13:19] Dia
but I'd rather eat something
you made for us together!
[13:25] Lugh
Then I'll make you a lasagna next time.
[13:28] Dia
Huh?
[13:29] Lugh
I'll cook for you the next
time you're in Tuatha Dé.
[13:37] Lugh
What is it?
[13:38] Dia
Nothing.
[13:40] Dia
It's a promise.
[13:43] Lugh
Yeah. I promise.
[13:48] Dia
I'm so full.
[13:50] Lugh
Maybe you ate a little too much?
[13:52] Dia
I don't often get to go out.
I have to enjoy myself to the fullest.
[13:56] Lugh
You're right.
This is our first time doing this.
[14:00] Dia
Yeah.
[14:07] Dia
Hey.
[14:09] Dia
What's wrong?
[14:11] Rico
My mommy...
[14:13] Lugh
Is he lost?
[14:14] Rico
Mommy...
[14:15] Dia
Seems that way.
[14:16] Lugh
Dia, could I borrow that?
[14:20] Lugh
What's the matter?
[14:23] Lugh
What's your name?
[14:25] Rico
Rico.
[14:26] Lugh
Is your home nearby, Rico?
[14:29] Rico
No.
[14:30] Lugh
Did you get separated from your mommy?
[14:33] Rico
Uh-huh.
[14:34] Lugh
Then let's look for her.
[14:36] Rico
Okay.
[14:38] Lugh
Rico's mother must be looking for him.
We'll search for her calls.
[14:42] Dia
Got it. I'll give it a shot.
[14:46] Dia
Dniw cigam.
[14:56] Rico Mom
Rico! Rico!
[14:59] Rico
Mommy!
[15:00] Lugh
That voice...
[15:02] Dia
It came from over there,
down the main street.
[15:06] Lugh
Rico.
[15:08] Lugh
Let's go see your mommy.
[15:10] Rico
Okay!
[15:13] Rico
Mommy!
[15:14] Rico Mom
Rico!
[15:16] Rico Mom
Where have you been?
I was looking for you.
[15:19] Rico
Mommy!
[15:20] Dia
I'm glad we found her.
[15:21] Lugh
Yeah.
[15:29] Dia
You're kind, aren't you?
[15:30] Lugh
Not really. I did it for myself.
[15:34] Dia
Really?
[15:35] Lugh
I want you to remember
our time together fondly.
[15:39] Lugh
Ignoring a crying child would
make for a sour memory.
[15:44] Dia
You really are kind.
[15:46] Lugh
Were you listening to me?
[15:48] Dia
Yeah, I'm listening.
[15:51] Dia
Since you're so kind, I'll take
you someplace special as a reward.
[15:59] Lugh
Isn't this place...
[16:01] Dia
This hot spring is famous in Viekone.
[16:04] Dia
I've always wanted to come here with you.
[16:11] Lugh
Hold on, Dia. Is this a mixed bath?
[16:14] Dia
Huh? A what?
[16:16] Lugh
I'm asking if men and women
don't bathe separately here.
[16:19] Dia
Why?
[16:22] Dia
It's fine. I reserved the
whole place just for us.
[16:24] Lugh
That's not what I mean.
[16:26] Dia
Don't worry. Let's go.
[16:29] Lugh
I know people of this cultural region
have little objection to being seen naked.
[16:34] Lugh
In my previous life, during ancient times,
[16:36] ---
there were cultural regions where nobility
in particular were not ashamed of their nudity.
[16:42] Lugh
Mentally, I'm not so young as to easily lust
over the naked body of the opposite sex,
[16:48] ---
but this body I've been reincarnated
into feels differently.
[16:53] Dia
What's wrong, Lugh? Hurry up.
[16:55] Lugh
I'll be right there. Go on without me.
[17:01] Dia
Come on, hurry up.
[17:02] Lugh
H-Hey!
[17:03] Lugh
Dia, wait!
[17:15] Dia
Hooray!
[17:21] Lugh
This is less like a hot
spring and more like a pool.
[17:29] Lugh
You little...
[17:33] Lugh
Wait up!
[17:40] Lugh
Dia!
[17:43] Lugh
Take a deep breath.
[17:45] Lugh
Use your lungs as a flotation device.
[17:51] Lugh
That's it. Breathe while keeping
your lungs at that size.
[17:55] Lugh
It'll allow you to maintain your buoyancy.
[17:58] Dia
You know everything, Lugh.
[18:00] Lugh
Thanks to my parents.
[18:04] Dia
That's not the only reason.
[18:05] ---
I'm sure it's because you're you, too.
[18:08] Lugh
What does that mean?
[18:10] Dia
I don't know.
[18:13] Dia
I wish we could stay like this forever.
[18:16] Lugh
Staying in the water too
long would make you dizzy.
[18:19] Dia
You're right, but I'd still
rather stay like this.
[18:23] Dia
You love Tuatha Dé, don't you, Lugh?
[18:26] Lugh
Yeah, of course.
[18:29] Dia
I love Viekone, too.
[18:32] Dia
I love this town. I love the
people who live in this town.
[18:37] Dia
That's why I want to serve the interests
of this town until the very end.
[18:40] Lugh
Dia...
[18:42] Dia
My father's currently on the
battlefield, but he's really strong.
[18:46] Dia
He's even good at losing.
[18:48] Lugh
Good at losing?
[18:50] Dia
Yeah. Even if he loses,
he'll come back alive.
[18:54] Dia
He's good at post-war clean-up, too.
[18:56] Lugh
The greatest qualities a noble can have.
[18:58] Dia
Yeah. That's why I have to greet him warmly
and support him when he comes home.
[19:04] Lugh
In other words, you don't want to flee.
[19:08] Dia
Sorry.
[19:09] Lugh
I understand. But I'll keep things ready for you.
[19:13] Dia
Thank you.
[19:55] Dia
Thanks for today. I had a lot of fun.
[19:58] Lugh
Me, too.
[19:59] Dia
Be careful on your way home.
[20:01] Lugh
I will. I'll come again.
[20:06] Lugh
What is it?
[20:08] Dia
I'm going to be busy for a while.
[20:12] Dia
I doubt I'll be able to see
you until things calm down.
[20:15] Lugh
I see.
[20:16] Dia
I'll let you know once we
can see each other again.
[20:18] Lugh
Okay. I'll be waiting.
[20:20] Dia
Take care.
[20:22] Lugh
Take care.
[20:31] Lugh
Dia.
[20:33] Lugh
I'll make you that lasagna. It's a promise.
[20:38] Dia
Okay!
[20:48] Dia
You can stop now.
[21:04] Dia
Goodbye, Lugh.
[22:47] Lugh
Dia...
[22:49] Tarte
Mr. Lugh!
[22:52] Lugh
Tarte.
[22:54] Lugh
What is it?
[22:55] Tarte
Mr. Lugh, it's an emergency.
[23:07] Lugh
Dad!
[23:08] Cian
It's all right. I've put him
to sleep using medicine.
[23:11] Lugh
Who is this man?
[23:13] Cian
Lugh...
[23:16] Cian
He's hired us to do a job.
[23:19] Cian
I want you to do it.
[23:22] Lugh
Yes, Dad.
[23:23] Cian
Your target is Count Viekone's daughter.
[23:27] Cian
You'll assassinate Dia Viekone.
[23:36] Narration
Next time, "Choice of Betrayal."
E11 - Choice of Betrayal
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[00:08] (Flashback) Dia
You can stop now.
[00:25] Dia
Goodbye, Lugh.
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[02:11] Lugh
Dad!
[02:13] Cian
It's all right. I've put him
to sleep using medicine.
[02:16] Lugh
Who is this man?
[02:18] Cian
Lugh...
[02:21] Cian
He's hired us to do a job.
[02:24] Cian
I want you to do it.
[02:27] Lugh
Yes, Dad.
[02:28] Cian
Your target is Count Viekone's daughter.
[02:32] Cian
You'll assassinate Dia Viekone.
[02:39] Tarte
Mr. Lugh...
[02:41] Cian
This is a job you can turn down.
[02:45] Cian
You decide what you'll do.
[02:48] Lugh
I have questions.
[02:50] Lugh
House Viekone are nobles of Swoigel,
a neighboring kingdom.
[02:54] Lugh
Is it not unwise for us to meddle
in another kingdom's affairs?
[02:56] Cian
You're right. If our involvement were discovered,
it would become an international problem.
[03:02] Lugh
House Tuatha Dé conducts assassinations
for the benefit of the Alvan Kingdom.
[03:08] Lugh
I don't believe killing Dia
would accomplish that.
[03:12] Cian
There are personal feelings
behind this assassination.
[03:15] Lugh
Personal feelings?
[03:17] Cian
House Viekone fought for the
royal army in Swoigel's civil war.
[03:24] Cian
And they were defeated.
[03:26] Lugh
House Viekone paid their indemnity.
[03:29] Lugh
They've completed their post-war process.
[03:32] Cian
If you know all that,
then that makes things easy.
[03:35] Cian
Count Viekone surrendered
most of his wealth and land.
[03:39] Cian
But it didn't end there.
[03:43] Cian
That's right. They've turned
their attention to Dia.
[03:48] Cian
Dia is a beautiful girl.
[03:50] Cian
She possesses powerful magic, as well.
[03:53] Cian
She'd be likely to produce a good heir.
[03:56] Cian
Any greedy noble would want
to get their hands on her.
[04:01] Cian
Count Viekone intended to
acquiesce to their demands.
[04:05] Cian
In order to prevent needless bloodshed,
Dia agreed to it, as well.
[04:10] Lugh
So that's how it is.
[04:14] Lugh
Dia knew she couldn't come
to Tuatha Dé anymore.
[04:19] Cian
Now here's the problem.
[04:21] Cian
Viekone's vassals wouldn't
allow them to hand over Dia.
[04:26] Cian
They even cut down the envoys
who came to pick up Dia.
[04:33] Cian
House Viekone must be incredibly popular,
[04:36] ---
as not only their vassals but also
their people formed a volunteer army.
[04:42] Cian
They've barricaded themselves
[04:44] Cian
inside the castle and confined
Count Viekone and Dia within.
[04:49] Cian
Count Viekone is being treated
as the instigator of a civil war.
[04:53] Cian
The army has already been dispatched to
his castle, and the fighting has begun.
[04:57] Lugh
And they want us to kill Dia
in order to stop the war?
[05:02] Lugh
Who's the client?
[05:03] Cian
The client is Dia's father, Count Viekone.
[05:09] Cian
This man risked his life to
communicate the count's intentions.
[05:12] Cian
His request is that we assassinate Dia.
[05:15] Cian
However, this is a facade.
[05:17] Lugh
A facade?
[05:18] Cian
Even if he won this battle,
[05:20] Cian
reinforcements would be sent.
It would be pointless.
[05:23] Lugh
I see. Since they started a rebellion,
they can't escape death.
[05:29] Lugh
No matter how they struggle,
Dia can't be saved.
[05:31] Lugh
He'd rather pretend to have
killed her so she can escape.
[05:35] Cian
It's the only way to save her,
[05:38] ---
and only the Tuatha Dé
are capable of doing this.
[05:43] Lugh
I have another question.
[05:44] Cian
What is it?
[05:45] Lugh
Why did you accept this job?
[05:48] Lugh
Even if your friend's in danger,
[05:51] ---
I can't imagine you bending in
your principles as a Tuatha Dé.
[05:55] Cian
You speak too highly of me.
[05:57] Cian
I must repay my debts to Count Viekone.
[06:01] Cian
If he wants me to save Dia, then I shall.
[06:06] Lugh
What if I say no?
[06:08] Cian
Then I'll go.
[06:10] Cian
But it's a long way to the region of Viekone.
[06:14] Cian
I wouldn't make it in time.
[06:16] Cian
Besides, I'd be out of mana
by the time I arrived.
[06:20] ---
I wouldn't be able to do anything.
[06:23] Cian
He left Viekone just three days ago.
[06:26] Cian
The fighting has already begun.
[06:28] Cian
Only you can do this, Lugh.
[06:30] Cian
However, I'm motivated by personal
feelings that deviate from our principles.
[06:35] Cian
It's no more than a request to you from me.
[06:39] Lugh
There's no justifiable reason to do this job.
[06:42] Lugh
It runs the risk of harming
the Alvan Kingdom.
[06:46] Lugh
Ordinarily, this is a job I shouldn't accept.
[06:49] Lugh
But I've already made up my mind.
[06:53] Lugh
After living my life as a tool,
I was thrown away.
[06:57] Lugh
I won't make that mistake again.
[07:00] Lugh
I'm not a tool anymore.
[07:02] Lugh
As an individual human, I'll make my
own judgments, choices, and decisions.
[07:09] Lugh
I accept this job.
[07:12] Cian
May I ask why?
[07:14] Lugh
I have three reasons.
[07:15] Lugh
First, I owe Dia for teaching me magic.
[07:19] Lugh
Second, I'm in love with Dia.
[07:22] Lugh
Third, I promised Dia that I would run
to her if she ever asked for help.
[07:29] Lugh
I know she's calling for me now.
[07:32] Cian
I see. I've only bent my
principles once in my life.
[07:38] Cian
I took up the Tuatha Dé blade for
someone other than the Alvan Kingdom.
[07:44] Cian
Do you know why?
[07:46] Lugh
No. I can't even imagine you doing that.
[07:52] Cian
It was for my wife, Esri.
[07:58] Cian
You probably suspected it already,
but Esri is a daughter of House Viekone.
[08:05] Cian
That makes Dia your cousin.
[08:08] Cian
That silver hair is genetic.
[08:12] Cian
I never thought my own son
would make the same choice.
[08:16] Cian
I thought you'd grown up to be unlike me.
[08:20] Cian
But you've taken after me in an odd way.
[08:23] Lugh
Dad...
[08:25] Cian
Lugh, good luck.
[08:27] Lugh
Thank you.
[08:33] Tarte
Mr. Lugh.
[08:34] Tarte
I'll assist you.
[08:37] Lugh
I appreciate the thought, but my destination
is more than 300 kilometers away.
[08:41] Lugh
I'll be moving as quickly as possible.
[08:43] Lugh
It's too far for you, Tarte.
[08:47] Tarte
I know. I won't be able to
accompany you all the way.
[08:51] Tarte
But I can share my strength with you.
[08:55] Lugh
What do you mean?
[08:57] Tarte
Even with your Rapid Recovery,
[08:59] ---
if you run at full speed,
you won't recover quickly enough.
[09:02] Tarte
You should save your mana
and strength for fighting.
[09:07] Lugh
Do you intend to carry me partway there?
[09:10] Tarte
Yes.
[09:12] Tarte
I'll use the wind spell you taught me.
[09:17] Tarte
Dniw dleihs.
[09:22] Tarte
I'll pull you along. Mr. Lugh, follow me.
[09:31] Lugh
There's a lot of wind resistance
when traveling at high speed.
[09:36] Lugh
Beyond around 40 kilometers per hour, most of
your energy is consumed by wind resistance.
[09:42] Lugh
As your speed increases, the wind
resistance increases exponentially,
[09:46] ---
consuming more energy.
[09:49] Lugh
By using her wind cowling to block the
air, she's lowering my air resistance.
[09:54] Lugh
Not only that, but she's pulling
me along with negative pressure.
[09:58] Lugh
It's what's known as a slipstream.
[10:02] Lugh
She truly is carrying me.
[10:04] Lugh
But that increases the burden on Tarte.
[10:08] Lugh
Sprinting at full speed while maintaining
the cowl is mentally and physically exhausting.
[10:20] Tarte
Mr. Lugh saved me when I was dying.
[10:25] Tarte
But he didn't do it for my sake.
[10:29] Tarte
He did it so he could use me,
because I had mana.
[10:35] Tarte
Because he thought he could use me as a tool.
[10:40] Tarte
That would probably be a sad thing for
a normal person, but it made me happy.
[10:48] Tarte
I was told I was an unwanted child.
[10:50] Tarte
I was abandoned to reduce the
number of mouths to feed.
[10:52] Tarte
Nobody needed me,
but Mr. Lugh said he needed me.
[11:00] Tarte
He gave me a reason to live.
[11:03] Tarte
So I'll dedicate my life to Mr. Lugh!
[11:21] Lugh
Her mana...
[11:22] Lugh
The air currents are becoming turbulent.
[11:25] Lugh
That's enough, Tarte!
You've reached your limit!
[11:29] Tarte
I'm not done yet!
[11:37] Tarte
Mr. Lugh hated the idea of becoming a tool.
[11:42] Tarte
Whether it was the master's commands
or House Tuatha Dé's duties,
[11:47] ---
he was always able to think, choose,
and fight according to his own will.
[11:54] Tarte
And I watched it all.
[11:58] Tarte
My job is to make Mr. Lugh's wishes come true.
[12:03] Tarte
So if Mr. Lugh rejects the
idea of becoming a tool,
[12:07] ---
then I will become the ultimate tool for him!
[12:12] Tarte
If he wants to rescue Ms. Dia,
then I'll do everything I can to save her!
[12:46] Lugh
Are you all right?
[12:52] Tarte
I'm... sorry. This is as far... as I can go.
[12:59] Lugh
You did plenty.
[13:01] Lugh
Thanks to you, I was able
to conserve my strength.
[13:08] Lugh
This is the first time I've made
it this far in so little time.
[13:17] ---
Um...
[13:20] Tarte
Mr. Lugh, you love Ms. Dia, don't you?
[13:25] Lugh
I do.
[13:27] Tarte
Promise me.
[13:30] Tarte
Promise me you'll come back together.
[13:33] Lugh
I will.
[13:37] Lugh
I'll definitely return.
[14:22] Lugh
Please let me make it in time!
[14:24] Lugh
Dia!
[14:30] Esri
I see. So Lugh left.
[14:32] Esri
It reminds me of the past.
[14:34] Cian
Me, too.
[14:36] Cian
But he's a strong boy. Stronger than me.
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Gets Reincarnated in Another World as an Aristocrat
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[14:55] (Flashback) Goddess
World preservation system administrator
number 3800, reporting to higher existence.
[15:02] (Flashback) Goddess
In order to prevent the predicted
destruction of the world,
[15:05] (Flashback) ---
over several decades, I have selected
experts in various professions,
[15:09] (Flashback) ---
collected their souls upon their
death, reincarnated them,
[15:13] (Flashback) ---
and dispatched them as covert
operatives in the world.
[15:16] (Flashback) Goddess
I've observed their progress and actions,
[15:19] (Flashback) Goddess
and calculated professions with
high chances of success.
[15:32] (Flashback) Goddess
Soul suitable for stopping
the Hero's rampage found.
[15:36] (Flashback) Goddess
I shall await its death.
[15:43] Lugh
Looks like the enemy numbers around 1,500.
[15:47] Lugh
That's more than I expected.
[15:49] Lugh
Viekone's forces have fewer than 200 men.
[15:59] Lugh
The enemy has more magic users, too.
[16:02] Lugh
Their advantage in strength is too great.
[16:05] Lugh
Still... that's odd.
[16:07] Lugh
How are the Viekone forces holding out
when they're at such a disadvantage?
[16:11] Lugh
From the looks of it, the attacking
army is being cautious of projectiles.
[16:17] Lugh
So that's it.
[16:20] Lugh
I was prepared to live in
this world as an assassin.
[16:25] Lugh
Because I choose, judge,
and kill of my own free will,
[16:31] ---
I don't kill unnecessarily.
[16:36] Lugh
However...
[16:37] Lugh
Etaerc nug.
[16:40] Lugh
This is war, and my victory conditions
are rescuing Dia and faking her death.
[16:49] Lugh
I'll kill anyone who tries to
take her, and I'll show no mercy.
[16:55] Lugh
A magic user.
[16:56] Lugh
Commander class.
[17:05] Soldier A
Metal pellets!
[17:08] Soldier B
Is it the count's daughter?
[17:09] Soldier C
No, it's coming from behind us!
[17:11] Commander A
Defensive formation!
[17:12] ---
Sir!
[17:15] Commander A
Fire!
[17:20] Lugh
If they responded this quickly,
they must know what guns are.
[17:24] Lugh
With their magic users at the front,
[17:26] ---
their sheer numbers should've
overpowered the defenders.
[17:28] Lugh
But magic users are high-ranking individuals.
[17:32] Lugh
They can't send them to the front
if they know they'll be shot at.
[17:35] Lugh
As a result,
[17:36] Lugh
since the Viekone forces can send their magic
users to the front, they have the advantage.
[17:40] Lugh
They've held out for three days because
Dia has been supporting them with gunfire.
[17:51] Lugh
I'll use wind magic to pick up sounds.
[17:53] Lugh
Dniw noitceted.
[18:02] Voice A
We're being attacked from behind!
[18:05] Voice B
Is it reinforcements?
[18:06] Voice C
There are metal pellet users
besides the count's daughter?
[18:11] Voice D
They're only aiming at our magic users!
[18:14] Lugh
They're confused.
[18:16] Lugh
Now's the time to attack as they flee.
[18:18] Lugh
Etaerc nug.
[18:23] Lugh
When a Fahr Stone reaches critical mass,
it releases all its mana at once.
[18:29] Lugh
When mana is released instantly,
[18:31] ---
it travels faster than the speed
of sound, creating a shock wave.
[18:35] Lugh
I'll maximize its explosive power using
70% fire mana and 20% wind mana,
[18:39] ---
and also grant it the killing power of
shrapnel fragments with 10% earth mana.
[18:45] Lugh
Then I'll fire it using a bow
that shoots silently.
[19:00] Lugh
It makes a passable grenade launcher.
[19:10] Lugh
Dia...
[19:14] Commander B
Don't group up!
[19:15] Commander B
Spread out!
[19:26] Viekone Soldier A
The enemy forces are in disarray!
[19:28] Viekone Soldier B
Don't miss this chance!
[19:30] Viekone Soldier B
Charge!
[19:39] Lugh
They seem to recognize an
opportunity when they see one.
[19:41] Lugh
Mrofsnart latem.
[19:43] Lugh
That's enough of a diversion.
[19:47] Lugh
The real work starts now.
[20:02] Lugh
Dniw noitceted.
[20:05] Lugh
This time, I'll increase the range
and detect sounds more accurately,
[20:13] Lugh
and find a way in that's deserted.
[20:36] Dia
It's all right. I trust you.
[20:47] Lugh
In order to fake Dia's death,
I must fool all her people.
[20:53] Lugh
And to do that, I can't be witnessed by
the soldiers within the castle, either.
[21:00] Lugh
Mrofsnart latem.
[21:04] Lugh
Dia!
[21:09] Dia
Lugh!
[21:10] Lugh
Dia!
[21:16] Lugh
I'm glad you're all right.
[21:21] Dia
You really came.
[23:09] Maha
Come in.
[23:10] Noine
Maha, you've been gathering information
about divine treasures, right?
[23:14] Maha
Yes.
[23:15] Noine
Could this be about them?
[23:23] Maha
Noine, prepare a messenger pigeon
to be sent to Tuatha Dé.
[23:26] Noine
Got it.
[23:30] Maha
I must notify Brother Lugh about this.
[23:36] Lugh
Next time, "Battle of Assassin."
E12 - Battle of Assassin
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[00:09] (Flashback) Goddess
Death of reincarnation candidate for
stopping the world's destruction confirmed.
[00:14] (Flashback) Goddess
Soul collected. Cancel memory erasure.
[00:19] (Flashback) Goddess
Summoned to world preservation system.
[00:28] (Flashback) Goddess
Soul awakened. Begin mission.
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[02:14] Lugh
Dia!
[02:19] Dia
Lugh!
[02:20] Lugh
Dia!
[02:25] Lugh
I'm glad you're all right.
[02:30] Dia
You really came.
[02:38] Dimor
I thought my daughter was
a stranger to romance.
[02:42] Dimor
Who knew you'd stolen her heart?
[02:46] Dimor
I am Dimor Viekone.
[02:48] Lugh
I am Lugh Tuatha Dé.
[02:50] Lugh
I came here to respond to your request.
[02:53] Dimor
I did ask for Dia to be taken away,
[02:56] ---
but it seems she'll be taken
away in more ways than one.
[02:59] Dia
Father, don't say that.
[03:05] Dimor
I told my vassals to flee, but I'm sure
they'd say they couldn't leave without us.
[03:11] Dimor
They locked us in here because they
sensed I intended to surrender.
[03:16] Lugh
What are you going to do after this?
[03:18] Dimor
If it's me alone, I'll manage just fine.
[03:21] Dimor
I'll draw the enemy to me
by going on a rampage,
[03:24] ---
and vanish after allowing
my allies to escape.
[03:27] Dimor
Then I'll prepare for a counterattack
[03:30] ---
so this kingdom can be returned
to its rightful owners.
[03:34] Lugh
Understood. I'll set fire to this room.
[03:37] Lugh
Our story will be that Dia committed suicide.
[03:46] Dia
What's this?
[03:47] Lugh
A fallen soldier.
[03:49] Lugh
I feel sorry for them,
but they'll help us fake your death.
[03:52] Dimor
Cian has a marvelous heir. I'm jealous.
[03:58] Lugh
Dia, shout out the window.
[04:01] Lugh
This is what you'll say:
[04:02] Lugh
"It pains me to see anyone
else get hurt because of me."
[04:07] Lugh
"I won't belong to anyone."
[04:10] Dia
Got it.
[04:18] Lugh
Once you're finished, close the window.
[04:20] Lugh
Then we'll set fire to this room.
[04:22] Dimor
I'll tell only the commander about this.
[04:25] Dimor
I'm sure he'll allow my vassals
to escape amidst the confusion.
[04:29] Dia
I'm ready.
[04:30] Lugh
All right. Let's begin.
[04:37] Lugh
What is this feeling?
[04:42] Lugh
Shit.
[04:44] Lugh
Shit.
[04:46] ---
Shit!
[04:47] Lugh
This is the feeling I experience
when danger is approaching!
[05:05] Lugh
Get away from the window!
[05:25] Dia
Lugh...
[05:29] Dia
What is that?
[05:44] Lugh
He has so much mana.
[05:50] Dia
Lugh!
[05:51] Lugh
Etaerc nonnac.
[05:54] Lugh
Cover your ears and open your mouth!
[05:57] Lugh
Drabmob.
[06:15] Dia
It's been a while since
I last saw your Bombard.
[06:18] Dimor
What was that?
[06:21] Lugh
One of my assassination techniques.
[06:24] Lugh
I use it to kill distant targets.
[06:27] Dimor
I'm not sure I know what
assassination is anymore.
[06:31] Dia
If you got hit by that,
nothing would be left behind.
[06:39] Lugh
That knight...
[06:46] Setanta
So this is pain? I've never felt this before!
[06:49] Setanta
It's not too bad.
[06:51] Lugh
That's the S-rank skill Berserk.
[06:55] Lugh
Triggered by anger, it increases
physical and magical abilities.
[07:00] Lugh
An aura of rage raises attack and defense.
[07:05] Lugh
Judging by his condition, even if the next
Bombard hits him, he'll be unscathed.
[07:10] Dia
No way...
[07:11] Dimor
Lugh, take Dia and run.
[07:15] Dimor
Now that he's shown up, we don't have
resources to spare to fake Dia's death.
[07:20] Lugh
You know him?
[07:21] Dimor
He ended the civil war.
[07:25] Dimor
I didn't think he'd arrive this quickly.
[07:28] Dimor
When the royal family realized no one
could stop him, they surrendered.
[07:34] Setanta
I heard there was a woman here
who uses troublesome magic.
[07:38] Setanta
That was an impressive display!
[07:41] Setanta
I'll allow you to choose!
[07:44] Setanta
Do you want me to slaughter
every last one of you,
[07:48] ---
or will you duel me like a knight?
[07:51] Lugh
A duel?
[07:52] Setanta
If you win,
[07:54] Setanta
I'll withdraw all our forces and never allow
them to make a move on Viekone again.
[07:58] Setanta
What do you think? Pretty good deal, right?
[08:00] Dia
A duel? But, Lugh...
[08:02] Lugh
With the Berserk skill, in exchange
for overwhelming strength,
[08:06] ---
he should lose his sense
of reason as a side effect.
[08:09] Lugh
But he's still acting rationally.
[08:12] Lugh
The odds that an ordinary human would
possess both Berserk and the skill necessary
[08:17] ---
to suppress its side effects are
astronomically small, which means...
[08:20] Setanta
My name is Setanta MacNess!
[08:23] ---
I'll give you time to steel your resolve.
[08:26] Setanta
Surely dying in a duel is
a knight's greatest wish.
[08:29] Lugh
She was right.
[08:31] (Flashback) Maha
The divine treasure I found
is the magic spear Gáe Bolg.
[08:35] (Flashback) Maha
It's owned by a man named Setanta MacNess.
[08:38] (Flashback) Maha
He's also known as Kran's Hound,
[08:41] (Flashback) Maha
and the man most likely to be the Hero.
[08:44] Lugh
That's the divine treasure Gáe Bolg.
[08:48] Lugh
And he is...
[09:08] Cian
Enter.
[09:10] Esri
I'm sorry to bother you.
[09:12] Cian
It's fine. What is it?
[09:15] Esri
This just arrived.
[09:24] Cian
What? The Hero?
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[09:32] Setanta
Whatever you do,
you'd better not run away!
[09:35] Setanta
If you do that, I don't think
I'll be able to hold myself back.
[09:39] Setanta
You're the first opponent I've found who
might be able to put up a proper fight!
[09:44] Lugh
He's completely zeroed in on me.
[09:47] Lugh
I can't run from him.
[09:49] ---
I have to accept his challenge.
[09:51] Dia
But... But you'd beat him in a duel, right?
[09:55] Lugh
I'd definitely lose a duel against him.
[09:58] Lugh
If this can't kill him,
then there's nothing I can do.
[10:02] Lugh
I'd be lucky to last ten seconds.
[10:05] Dia
It's too reckless to duel him
when you know you can't win!
[10:08] Lugh
All I said was that I'd lose a duel.
[10:11] Lugh
Etaerc netsgnut.
[10:14] Dia
How are you so calm?
[10:16] ---
You'll die if you lose!
[10:18] Dia
I'll fight with you!
[10:20] Lugh
Dia.
[10:21] Lugh
I'm not a knight, much less a Hero.
[10:24] Lugh
I'm an assassin.
[10:26] Lugh
The only thing I can do is assassinate.
[10:28] Lugh
And that's what I'll do now.
[10:30] Dia
Lugh...
[10:32] Lugh
Gnitaolf cigam.
[10:37] Lugh
Count Viekone, come with me.
[10:40] Lugh
If we're going to end this war with a duel,
[10:43] ---
you'll need to be present.
[10:47] Dimor
Very well. I'm sorry you
got caught up in this.
[10:52] Dimor
We could use all our remaining forces
to stop him so you and Dia can escape.
[10:57] Lugh
You wouldn't last a minute against him.
[11:01] Lugh
I'm going to assassinate him.
[11:04] Dimor
All right. Let's go.
[11:08] Lugh
If he really is the Hero,
[11:11] ---
then killing him could be a problem.
[11:14] Lugh
But if I can't assassinate him here,
then it's over either way.
[11:27] Maha
Brother Lugh...
[11:30] Viekone Commander
Orders from the count.
[11:32] ---
Everyone is to return to the castle.
[11:35] Senanta
I've been waiting for you.
[11:37] Setanta
Tell me. Have you steeled your resolve?
[11:40] Lugh
I accept your challenge.
[11:44] Setanta
Finally, a duel!
[11:46] Setanta
I'm starting to get excited!
[11:46] Lugh
443 more seconds.
[11:49] Lugh
The code of chivalry
demands I identify myself.
[11:52] Setanta
Fantastic. Being on the battlefield
demands that this be all the classier.
[11:56] Lugh
I am Feri Marconi.
[11:59] Setanta
Feri, huh? I'll remember that.
[12:02] Setanta
Thanks to you, I tasted my
own blood for the first time.
[12:06] Lugh
His wounds have healed completely.
[12:08] Lugh
It must be the power of his Berserk skill.
[12:11] Lugh
Not only is he negating the
side effects of the skill,
[12:13] ---
he's also capable of instantly
healing any superficial damage.
[12:17] Lugh
He truly is exceptional. I'm beat.
[12:21] Lugh
Setanta, if I win this duel,
you'll withdraw your forces, right?
[12:26] Setanta
Sure. I'll withdraw our forces and
never make a move on this region again.
[12:30] Setanta
I'll kill anyone who does.
[12:33] Setanta
Shall I impose a geas on myself?
[12:36] Lugh
I trust you.
[12:38] Lugh
However, I'll end up
killing you in this duel.
[12:42] Lugh
I'm uncertain that you'll be
able to keep your promise.
[12:44] Setanta
Now you've said it.
[12:45] ---
No one's ever spoken to me like that before.
[12:48] Setanta
Hey!
[12:50] Dilmura
Yes, sir?
[12:51] Setanta
If I die, you'll keep my promise.
[12:54] Dilmura
As you wish, sir.
[12:55] Setanta
Satisfied, Feri?
[12:58] Lugh
221 seconds.
[13:00] Lugh
One last question. What happens if I die?
[13:05] Setanta
I'll kidnap the princess and
slaughter everyone else.
[13:09] Setanta
I bet that lights a fire in you, doesn't it?
[13:11] Lugh
Yeah, it does.
I can't allow myself to lose now.
[13:16] Setanta
Then let's get this started!
[13:19] Setanta
I'm hungry for a strong opponent!
[13:21] Lugh
126 seconds.
[13:22] Lugh
First, why don't you withdraw your soldiers?
[13:24] Lugh
I'm not confident they won't
get caught up in our duel.
[13:26] Lugh
If simply winning is enough to end this war,
[13:28] ---
there's no reason to kill them pointlessly.
[13:31] Setanta
You're such a nice guy.
[13:32] Setanta
Did you have a good upbringing?
[13:34] Lugh
I was disciplined harshly.
[13:36] Setanta
Did you hear that?
[13:38] ---
Stand back if you don't want to die!
[13:40] Lugh
Count Viekone, let me handle this.
[13:44] Dimor
All right. Good luck.
[14:03] Lugh
Etaerc muinatit.
[14:07] Dimor
I doubt that flimsy little thing
will be enough to stop my spear!
[14:11] Lugh
44 seconds.
[14:13] Lugh
You'll see once we start fighting.
[14:15] Lugh
No, maybe you won't.
[14:17] Setanta
What does that mean?
[14:19] Lugh
This duel will end before
I need to block your spear.
[14:23] Setanta
You've got a big mouth on you.
[14:26] Setanta
You're so interesting,
I just want to kill you.
[14:29] Setanta
How shall we begin?
[14:31] Lugh
How about when this falls?
[14:34] Setanta
Yeah, sure!
[14:39] Lugh
Then it's decided.
[14:42] Lugh
In a duel, one's initial move is crucial.
[14:46] Lugh
Both parties focus all their attention on the
coin so they don't miss the moment it falls.
[14:52] Lugh
Seven, six, five...
[14:56] Lugh
I'm not a knight,
[14:58] Lugh
nor will I allow you to have any glory.
[15:01] Lugh
Just die.
[15:17] Lugh
This assassination spell is
based on a space weapon
[15:20] ---
being developed by a country from my
previous life, known as "rods from God."
[15:25] Lugh
Metal is dropped from orbit.
[15:28] Lugh
It's a matter-based weapon
comparable to nuclear weapons.
[15:30] Lugh
However, there were issues with launching
large amounts of matter into orbit
[15:35] ---
and preventing the rods from burning up
as they re-entered the atmosphere,
[15:39] ---
so it hadn't been implemented there,
but it's easy for me to do now.
[15:45] Lugh
There is an Earth spell that
doubles the gravity of the target.
[15:49] Lugh
Dia devised a technique for making
that constant a negative,
[15:52] ---
and Spell Weaver turned that into
a dynamic-force-reversing spell.
[15:59] Lugh
That allows me to send objects into orbit.
[16:03] Lugh
Once the tungsten spear has reached orbit,
[16:06] ---
I cast wind magic on it, protecting it from
heating on re-entry, and allow it to free fall.
[16:11] Lugh
But the problem is aiming it.
[16:14] Lugh
Aiming for a direct hit would require
extremely accurate calculations and execution.
[16:19] Lugh
That's why I trained on the
uninhabited island Maha found.
[16:24] Lugh
Otherwise, this assassination
attempt never could've succeeded.
[16:28] Lugh
It instantaneously releases the
energy of 111 shots from a tank gun.
[16:33] Lugh
This duel ended the moment
I threw that tungsten spear.
[16:51] Dia
Lugh...
[17:23] Lugh
I developed the spell
Gungnir to defeat the Hero.
[17:29] Lugh
That's the spell that assassinated you.
[17:44] ---
Lugh...
[17:46] Dia
Lugh!
[17:49] ---
Lugh!
[17:51] Lugh
Dia...
[17:53] Dia
Lugh...
[17:56] ---
Lugh!
[17:57] Dia
I'm glad you're all right.
[17:59] Lugh
Yeah.
[18:02] ---
Are you sure this is what you wanted?
[18:05] Dia
I'm sad that things turned out this way,
[18:09] ---
but because of you,
nothing truly sad happened.
[18:15] Lugh
Yeah.
[18:16] Dia
Why did you come to save me?
[18:19] Dia
You risked your life for no
benefit to House Tuatha Dé.
[18:24] Lugh
I promised I'd come running.
[18:29] Dia
You remembered our old promise...
[18:37] Dia
Thank you.
[18:39] ---
I'll repay my debt to you in my own way.
[18:44] Lugh
Don't worry about it.
[18:46] ---
By fulfilling this promise,
I'm repaying my debt to you.
[18:49] Lugh
If you repay that debt, we'll be
paying each other back forever.
[18:54] Dia
You're right.
[18:56] ---
But paying each other back
forever sounds kind of nice.
[19:00] Lugh
You're right. There's a problem, though.
[19:06] Lugh
I don't see any enemies.
[19:08] ---
Without witnesses, we can't fake your death.
[19:12] Dia
I suppose you're right.
[19:25] Lugh
For the first time in my life,
I've failed an assassination attempt.
[19:29] Lugh
Things didn't go as planned,
but I don't feel too bad about it.
[22:24] Cian
Well done completing the job, Lugh.
[22:27] Tarte
I knew you could do it, Mr. Lugh.
[22:30] Lugh
Thanks to you, Tarte.
[22:31] Tarte
Aw, shucks.
[22:33] Cian
Thank you for fulfilling my friend's request
in your disappointing father's place.
[22:38] Lugh
But I failed an assassination
attempt for the first time.
[22:42] Cian
It's fine as long as Dia's alive.
[22:45] Cian
From now on, she'll conceal her identity
and live here as your younger sister.
[22:50] Lugh
My younger sister?
But Dia's three years older than me.
[22:53] Cian
She shares Esri's family line.
[22:55] Cian
She's short and has a young face.
[22:58] Cian
People will believe she's
your younger sister.
[23:01] Cian
I have one other important thing to tell you.
[23:04] Lugh
All right.
[23:06] Cian
The Hero has appeared here
in the Alvan Kingdom.
[23:09] Lugh
The Hero? In this kingdom?
[23:12] Lugh
Setanta wasn't the Hero?
[23:14] Cian
Which means that before long,
the Demon Lord will appear.
[23:20] Cian
Lugh, keep an eye on the situation.
[23:23] Lugh
Yes, Dad.
[23:28] Knight Captain
Thank you for coming.
[23:33] Mireille
Allow me to introduce you.
[23:34] Mireille
This is the Hero,
[23:36] Mireille
Lord Epona Rhiannon.