E9 - Utopia BBOLAND

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[00:01] Ronaldo
    Man, I wonder if I'll get a client today.
[00:03] Ronaldo
    ♬ Eye-beam, eye-beam thingy ♬
[00:05] Ronaldo
    ♬ Eye-beam, eye-beam thingy ♬
[00:07] Ronaldo
    ♬ Eye-- ♬
[00:09] Ronaldo
    Hey, Manager! What do you need from
    the Ronaldo Vampire Hunter Agency?
[00:13] Vamima Manager
    Please help, Ronaldo!
[00:15] Vamima Manager
    It's my son, Bubuo! He won't wake up!
[01:50] Sign
    "Utopia BBOLAND"
[01:51] Draluc
    This isn't because he didn't
    sleep last night or something?
[01:53] Vamima Manager
    He's been like this since yesterday.
    Besides, look at this! Here!
[01:57] Ronaldo
    Whoa, what the hell? Gross!
[01:59] Ronaldo
    It's probably an inferior vampire, but--
[02:01] Draluc
    It's a dream sucker!
    I haven't seen one in a while.
[02:03] Ronaldo
    You know what this is, Lord Dral?
[02:05] Draluc
    It's an inferior vampire that
    puts humans into comas
[02:07] Draluc
    and makes them dream,
    sucking their blood during that time.
[02:10] Draluc
    Because people have been sleeping less recently,
    they were on the verge of going extinct.
[02:16] Draluc
    I didn't think I'd be able to see one
    this big. It must be really old.
[02:20] Vamima Manager
    Don't talk about them like they're fireflies
    coming back to the river.
[02:24] Ronaldo
    If we smoosh this, will he wake up?
[02:26] Draluc
    Don't do that! Think about using chopsticks
    to pick it up or something, you monkey!
[02:31] Draluc
    You shouldn't take it off.
[02:32] Draluc
    If you force it off, it could
    cause damage to his mind.
[02:36] Ronaldo
    Then what're we supposed to do?
[02:37] Draluc
    His dreams can also affect
    the humans around him.
[02:41] Draluc
    This means that if you sleep near him,
    you can intervene with his dreams.
[02:45] Ronaldo
    So you're saying we should go
    into Bubuo's dream--
[02:47] Draluc
    And wake him up from inside it!
[02:49] Ronaldo
    Okay, then let's do this!
[02:52] Ronaldo
    We'll sleep near him!
[02:53] Draluc
    I don't like how it's like he's a kid
    sleeping between parents.
[02:55] Vamima Manager
    Please take care of my son!
[02:57] Ronaldo
    Leave it to us.
[03:01] Vamima Manager
    ♬ Oh, good night, baby ♬
[03:04] Vamima Manager
    --♬ Sing a song, Moon... ♬
[03:05] Ronaldo/Vamima Manager
    --Excuse me, can you please stop singing?
    --♬ Sing a song, Moon... ♬
[03:13] Ronaldo
    What?! Vamima?
[03:15] Draluc
    No, we're already inside Bubuo's dream.
    It must be a reflection of what he imagines.
[03:21] Draluc
    In order to keep their hosts from waking up,
[03:23] Draluc
    dream suckers have them
    dream their ideal dreams.
[03:26] Ronaldo
    Then this is the guy's ideal world?
[03:28] Door Chime
    Door.
[03:31] Ronaldo
    This ideal world is too sketchy!
[03:33] Draluc
    It looks like he doesn't really remember
    what the streets look like.
[03:36] Draluc
    Oh, it's the Hunters Guild!
[03:36] Sign
    "Guild"
[03:38] Ronaldo
    That looks messy, too.
[03:41] Ronaldo
    There are thumbtacks and mushrooms inside.
[03:43] Draluc
    You mean tables and chairs.
[03:45] Maria (dream)
    Welcome to the Hunters Guild!
[03:47] Ta Chan (dream)
    Bubuo is so cool!
[03:49] Ronaldo
    But he's got lots of details for the girls!
[03:51] Ronaldo
    Just how much does he look at them?!
[03:53] Draluc
    You're one to talk!
[03:55] Draluc
    You can tell that he doesn't
    look at the guys at all.
[03:58] Ronaldo
    Shot looks like an eraser.
[04:00] Shot (dream)
    Bubuo is so cool.
[04:02] Satetsu (dream)
    Bubuo is so cool.
[04:03] Ronaldo
    What is this? Satetsu?!
[04:04] Draluc
    It'd be better if he remembered nothing at all!
[04:07] Ronaldo
    This is too much. He looks like something
    growing on a rock at the beach!
[04:10] Ronaldo (dream)
    Bubuo is so cool.
[04:12] Ronaldo
    Hey, what the hell? That's not funny!
    Don't laugh! I'll kill you!
[04:16] Draluc
    Sand!
[04:18] Draluc (dream)
    Bubuo is so cool.
[04:21] Draluc
    What's with this talking vomit?!
[04:22] Ronaldo
    It's actually pretty correct.
[04:26] John (dream)
    N...
[04:28] Ronaldo
    John looks like a wee-wee!
[04:31] Girl/Girl 2
    --Prince Bubuo!
    --Look this way!
[04:34] Girl 3
    You're amazing, Prince Bubuo!
[04:35] Girl 4
    I love you, Prince Bubuo!
[04:37] Ronaldo/Draluc
    Bubuo!
[04:40] Ronaldo
    That idiot's enjoying himself!
[04:41] Ronaldo
    That elephant has sketchy details, too!
[04:44] Bubuo
    Ronaldo?!
[04:45] Bubuo
    Hm? Wait...
[04:47] Ronaldo
    Come back to your senses.
    We're here to save you!
[04:49] Ronaldo
    A vampire's making you dream right now.
[04:53] Bubuo
    Dream...?
[04:54] Bubuo
    I thought it was weird that I could
    make anything I wanted appear.
[04:57] Ronaldo
    You should've noticed when
    things started appearing!
[04:58] Bubuo
    I see. So this was a dream.
[05:02] Ronaldo
    Wake up! Let's get out of here.
[05:05] Bubuo/Ronaldo
    --No!
    --Idiot!
[05:07] Bubuo
    I don't care if it's a dream!
    I wanna stay here and flirt with the girls!
[05:11] Ronaldo
    Are you stupid?!
    Your real body will die!
[05:14] Draluc
    What about food and going to the bathroom?!
[05:16] Bubuo
    I'll soil myself!
[05:17] Ronaldo
    Idiot!
[05:19] Ronaldo
    I've got no choice.
    I'll knock him out and wake him up!
[05:21] Bubuo
    Moron.
[05:23] Bubuo
    I'm unbeatable in my own dream.
    I can make anything appear!
[05:27] Bubuo
    Come, Noble Scarlet Crimson-Winged Red Dragon!
[05:32] Ronaldo
    What's that?
[05:33] Draluc
    All I know is that it's red.
[05:36] Red Dragon
    Ryoar.
[05:37] Draluc
    That's too sketchy!
[05:38] Ronaldo
    What's that "ryoar" supposed to be?!
[05:39] John
    Nuoar!
[05:41] Red Dragon
    --Ryoar.
[05:42] Draluc/Red Dragon
    --Ronaldo!
    --Ryoar.
[05:45] Ronaldo
    It's sketchy, but strong!
[05:46] Draluc
    I see. It's because this world is influenced
    by what Bubuo can imagine!
[05:50] Ronaldo (dream)
    Bubuo is so cool. Bubuo is so cool.
[05:53] Ronaldo
    The sketchy me's so strong!
[05:56] Ronaldo
    The wee-wee's like a meteor!
[05:58] Draluc (dream)
    Bubuo is--
[06:00] Draluc
    Why am I the only weak one?!
[06:03] Bubuo
    This dream world's fun!
[06:06] Ronaldo
    You scum!
[06:09] Ronaldo
    Damn it, if his imagination rules here,
    then there's nothing we can--
[06:16] Bubuo
    Here's the finishing touch.
[06:17] Bubuo
    I'll kick you guys out
    with a super-cool illusion!
[06:21] Bubuo
    Come, my strongest female warrior!
[06:24] Bubuo
    The glamorous, flaxen-haired,
    shiny bosomed, cute, big-boobed, sexy--
[06:31] Draluc
    Manager.
[06:34] Bubuo
    What the hell did you make me create?!
    Damn it! One more time!
[06:38] Draluc
    No, it's too late now!
[06:40] Bubuo
    Damn it. Forget about the old man.
[06:43] Draluc/Bubuo
    --Why? Because the more humans
    don't want to imagine something...
    --Cute... big-boobed...
[06:47] Draluc
    ...the harder it is to get out of their heads!
[06:52] Vamima Manager (Girl 2)
    What's the matter, Bubuo?
[06:53] Vamima Manager (Girl 1)
    Are you all right, Bubuo?
[06:55] Vamima Managers
    --Bubuo!
    --Bubuo!
    --Bubuo!
[06:57] Sign
    "Buy anything at Vamima"
[07:04] Vamima Manager
    Bubuo!
[07:06] Vamima Manager
    Oh, good! You're awake!
    Do you know who I am? It's me, your dad!
[07:09] Vamima Manager
    Bubuo, Bubuo, Bubuo, Bubuo!
[07:15] Bubuo
    Stop! You'll give me nightmares!
[07:19] Sign
    "Dad and the Suspicious Person"
[07:20] Yakyuken Lover
    Hey, how're you doing?
    I'm everyone's idol, Yakyken Lover.
[07:24] Yakyuken Lover
    I thought I was here for some one-time laughs,
    but now I'm a recurring character.
[07:27] Yakyuken Lover
    It won't be long before I get a spinoff movie.
    I'm Yakyuken Lover, a nice guy.
[07:32] Yakyuken Lover
    Nice to meetcha.
[07:34] Yakyuken Lover
    But even I've recently got problems.
[07:37] Yakyuken Lover
    That is, recently, maybe I've
    been too well-behaved?
[07:40] Yakyuken Lover
    Like, I've heard, "That handsome man's
    got unexpected common sense."
[07:43] Yakyuken Lover
    When I'm stuck in a boring box like that,
[07:45] Yakyuken Lover
    it's a disgrace to my nickname,
    "Yakyuken Lover."
[07:48] Yakyuken Lover
    Because the most important thing to me
[07:50] Yakyuken Lover
    is my mission to spread
    yakyuken around the world!
[07:54] Yakyuken Lover
    And so--
[07:55] Yakyuken Lover
    I will now spread yakyuken to
    people walking down the street.
[08:00] Yakyuken Lover
    Hey, Miss! Let's play yakyuken!
[08:02] Yakyuken Lover
    Out! Safe! Yoyoino--
[08:04] Master
    Yoi...
[08:06] Yakyuken Lover
    Owwwww! I give up! I give up!
[08:08] Woman A
    I don't know what's going on, but thank you.
[08:11] Master
    It was no trouble at all.
    Just doing my job as a hunter.
[08:16] Master
    Yakyuken Lover...
[08:18] Master
    I cannot overlook you hypnotizing people
    to force them to play yakyuken.
[08:24] Master
    VRC? This is the guild master.
    I'd like to request the detention of a vampire.
[08:28] Yakyuken Lover
    Guild master?!
[08:30] Yakyuken Lover
    This old guy's that girl's old man? Crap!
[08:34] Yakyuken Lover
    If he finds out I made his daughter
    play yakyuken, he'll kill me!
[08:38] Master
    Yes... What?
[08:40] Yakyuken Lover
    Well, I'll be sent to the VRC soon anyway,
    so there's no time for him to find out.
[08:45] Master
    I understand. Goodbye.
[08:50] Master
    He really did not want to go through
    the bother of imprisoning you again.
[08:53] Yomotsuzaka
    Don't come back again! If you're gonna come,
    then cough up some rent!
[08:56] Master
    He said he'd leisurely do some
    other work for about an hour
[08:59] Master
    and then come reluctantly after that.
[09:01] Yakyuken Lover
    He's really upfront about neglecting his duties.
[09:03] Master
    Just what mischief did you cause at the VRC?
[09:06] Yakyuken Lover
    The food's free there, so I was just
    using it as a place to sleep.
[09:09] Master
    You're like a crooked gigolo.
[09:12] Master
    Jeez. I had dinner plans.
[09:14] Yakyuken Lover
    So this means what? I have to spend
    a whole hour with this guy?!
[09:18] Yakyuken Lover
    This is gonna be awkward!
[09:19] Master
    Oh, hello, Koyuki?
    Yes, there's a vampire...
[09:24] Master
    Yes, I'm fine, but I'm sorry.
    Please go wait for me somewhere.
[09:29] Master
    Huh? You're going to come here?
[09:32] Master
    Well, you're training to be a hunter, too.
    It'll be good for you.
[09:35] Master
    I'll see you later then.
[09:39] Master
    She's the apple of my eye.
[09:41] Yakyuken Lover
    Wait a minute. Have I been checkmated?
    If that busty girl comes...
[09:46] Koyuki
    Oh, it's the man who played yakyuken with me.
[09:50] Master
    The man who played yakyuken with you?
[09:52] Yakyuken Lover
    Wait, I'll be totally crushed!
    I'll die ten times! Crap! Crap!
[09:57] Yakyuken Lover
    Isn't this bad? For your daughter
    to meet a guy like me?
[10:01] Master
    What are you planning to do to my
    daughter, idiot baldy? I'll crush you.
[10:05] Yakyuken Lover
    Wait, I'm not trying to get
    the crushing over with sooner!
[10:08] Yakyuken Lover
    I need to get out of here as soon as possible.
[10:10] Yakyuken Lover
    Come on, can't you let me go?
    It was just an attempted crime.
[10:13] Master
    You were caught in the act.
[10:14] Yakyuken Lover
    Don't say that. My little brother's in his
    bikini, waiting for me to come home.
[10:19] Master
    What are you doing to your little brother?
[10:21] Yakyuken Lover
    No! That's just what he likes wearing!
[10:24] Yakyuken Lover
    My ghost little brother's waiting, too!
[10:26] Master
    Did your brother pass away?
[10:29] Yakyuken Lover
    No, he's just always wearing a ghost cosplay...
[10:32] Master
    Let them both wait!
[10:34] Master
    I'm repeating myself, but I cannot
    overlook indiscriminate hypnosis.
[10:40] Yakyuken Lover
    I have no choice...
[10:42] Yakyuken Lover
    ♬ If you're gonna play baseball ♬
[10:45] Yakyuken Lover
    ♬ Why not try playing like this? ♬
[10:48] Yakyuken Lover
    Out! Safe! Yoyoino--
[10:53] Yakyuken Lover
    Oh, no, I lost. I need to take
    off a piece of clothing...
[10:56] Master
    Don't tell me--
[10:57] Yakyuken Lover
    Bindings also count as clothes!
    See ya later, alligator!
[11:02] Strip Mahjong Leader
    Yo, yo, yo!
[11:03] Strip Mahjong Leader
    Just play with us a little!
[11:05] Sign
    "East" "South" "West" "North"
[11:06] Strip Mahjong East
    Come on, Miss!
[11:08] Koyuki
    Who are you people?
[11:09] Strip Mahjong Leader
    We're the vampires, Strip Mahjong Club!
[11:09] Sign
    "Vampires - Strip Mahjong Club"
[11:12] Strip Mahjong East
    Strip mahjong, or vampire mahjong!
[11:14] Strip Mahjong South
    Take your pick!
[11:19] Strip Mahjong Leader
    Hey, come play around a table with us!
[11:21] Strip Mahjong East
    You can bet either blood or clothes!
[11:24] Strip Mahjong South
    It's okay if you don't know the rules!
    We'll teach you patiently!
[11:27] Strip Mahjong West
    If we lose, we'll strip, too!
[11:29] Strip Mahjong North
    It doesn't sound too bad, right?
[11:31] Koyuki
    Yes, it does.
[11:33] Yakyuken Lover
    Who the hell are they?
    They're the same type of character as me!
[11:37] Master
    Don't move one step from here, vampire.
[11:40] Yakyuken Lover
    Wait. Let me help, too.
    I'll send those copycats flying.
[11:46] Strip Mahjong South
    I'll take this cute girl!
[11:50] Sign
    "Special Hammer for
    Suppressing Vampires ver.
    Stake-Driving Iron Hammer!!"
[11:53] Master
    Stake-Driving Iron Hammer!
[12:03] Strip Mahjong Leader
    Damn it, he's a hunter?!
[12:04] Strip Mahjong East
    Don't be intimidated! Surround them!
    There's more of us!
[12:07] Yakyuken Lover
    I can't let you do that.
[12:09] Strip Mahjong Leader/East/West/North
    What?!
[12:09] Yakyuken Lover
    Out! Safe! Yoyoinoyoi!
[12:13] Strip Mahjong Leader
    Oh, no! My body's playing yakyuken on its own!
[12:18] Sign
    "Unorthodox Yakyuken Punch!!"
[12:19] Yakyuken Lover
    Unorthodox Yakyuken Punch!
[12:22] Strip Mahjong West
    No fair! You used a physical attack
    while he was taking off his clothes!
[12:26] Yakyuken Lover
    There's no reason to keep
    yakyuken's moral code with you lot!
[12:31] Strip Mahjong North
    What did you say?!
[12:32] Strip Mahjong East
    Let's get 'em!
[12:33] Strip Mahjong South
    Take this! Table Slam Attack!
[12:36] Yakyuken Lover
    Yoyoinoyoi!
[12:52] Yakyuken Lover
    Yoi!
[12:55] Strip Mahjong Leader
    Their yakyuken combination offense
    and defense flow together like water!
[12:58] Strip Mahjong East
    I-It's no good! We can't win!
[13:02] Strip Mahjong Leader
    I'm very sorry for what we did.
[13:04] Strip Mahjong South
    We'll never force anyone
    to play strip mahjong again.
[13:07] Strip Mahjong Leader
    We'll just play quietly with our friends.
[13:10] Master
    If you do this again, I'll crush you.
[13:13] Yakyuken Lover
    Well, it was thanks to the help of Mr. Yakyuken.
[13:18] Koyuki
    Oh!
[13:18] Master
    What's the matter, Koyuki?
[13:20] Yakyuken Lover
    Oh, no! I forgot! Crap! I'm gonna be crushed!
[13:25] Yakyuken Lover
    If it's come to this, I'll use my last resort!
[13:32] Yakyuken Lover
    I'll pray! Please! Don't say anything!
[13:37] Koyuki
    I thought his kimono was an interesting pattern.
[13:39] Master
    Is that right?
[13:40] Yakyuken Lover
    She understood! Thanks!
[13:46] Yomotsuzaka
    Hey, that's more vampires than you said, fool.
[13:49] Master
    You're finally here?
[13:53] Yakyuken Lover
    Well, I'm getting detained now.
    Later, gator. We made a pretty good team.
[13:59] Transparent Lower Body
    Is that you, Ken? And the VRC?!
[14:02] Micro Bikini
    Aren't you embarrassed about getting
    caught by the VRC over and over, fool?
[14:06] Micro Bikini
    Oh! Did you try to play yakyuken
     with that girl again?!
[14:10] Master
    "Again"?
[14:14] Yakyuken Lover
    It wasn't like me to go sneaking around anyway.
[14:17] Yakyuken Lover
    Let me introduce myself again, you two.
    My name is Yakyuken Lover!
[14:23] Yakyuken Lover
    Miss, let's have a rematch right here, right--
[14:32] Koyuki
    I brought some food.
[14:36] Ronaldo
    Man, that vampire was a cinch.
    I've got some extra time now.
[14:36] Sign
    "Hello, How Are You? Are You Free?"
[14:41] Ronaldo
    I'm not good with free time...
    What should I do?
[14:44] Ronaldo
    I cut my toenails yesterday already--
[14:50] Ronaldo
    What do you want, Lord Dral?! You--
[14:51] Draluc
    Youngster! Where are you right now?
[14:54] Ronaldo
    Where? I'm in front of the office.
[14:56] Draluc
    I'm too late... Listen, I'll explain later.
[14:59] Draluc
    I'll be right there. Just make sure
    you don't say you're free!
[15:01] Ronaldo
    Huh?
[15:02] Draluc
    Try not to give him any stimulus.
    You can even ignore him!
[15:05] Draluc
    Whatever you do, don't say you're free!
[15:07] Ronaldo
    Huh?
[15:09] Ronaldo
    What's with that bastard--?
[15:11] The Progenitor
    Welcome back.
[15:14] The Progenitor
    Are you free?
[15:16] The Progenitor
    Let's play.
[15:17] The Progenitor
    Stare.
[15:18] Ronaldo
    If I say, "I'm free," then something
    terrible will happen, right?
[15:21] Ronaldo
    I know! I see monsters like this online!
[15:24] The Progenitor
    What shall we play? Baseball?
[15:26] Ronaldo
    Don't react. Don't say, "We need 16 more
    people for baseball," or anything like that!
[15:30] The Progenitor
    Cops and robbers?
[15:31] Ronaldo
    We'd need more than 30 people!
[15:33] Ronaldo
    It'd just be one person running and one
    person chasing! Was a crime committed?!
[15:36] The Progenitor
    We could play Shin-Bros on the big
    screen in Shin-Yokohama Arena.
[15:40] Sign
    "Super Perverted Shin-Yoko Brothers"
[15:40] Ronaldo
    That sounds kind of fun! Stop it!
[15:46] Ronaldo
    Did he get bored?
[15:47] Ronaldo
    I'm safe...
[15:50] Ronaldo
    Help me!
[15:53] Draus
    Father! You can't play with Paul!
    The aftermath will affect Draluc!
[15:56] Ronaldo
    Lord Dral's dad!
[15:58] Draluc
    Shh! This is a funny scene,
    so let's watch a little longer!
[16:01] Ronaldo
    I'll kill you!
[16:02] Ronaldo
    Why is that old cyclone trying to play with me?
[16:05] Draluc
    It's Grandfather's "Are you free?" mode.
[16:06] Ronaldo
    "'Are you free?' mode"?!
[16:08] Draluc
    It comes over him sometimes.
    He suddenly wants to play with someone,
[16:12] Draluc
    but he's like a fifth grade superman
    with unlimited energy and stamina,
[16:16] Draluc
    so anyone who plays with him
    will crumble to dust and die!
[16:20] Draluc
    I heard he made Father go with him to the
    Kawah Ijen volcano to roast marshmallows.
[16:26] Ronaldo
    Your old man's always like that...
[16:29] Draluc
    I don't know why, but Grandfather said--
[16:32] The Progenitor
    I'm going to play in Shin-Yoko.
[16:34] Draluc
    That's what he said this time.
[16:35] Ronaldo
    Why?!
[16:37] Draluc
    Anyway, if you say you're free, that's the end!
[16:40] The Progenitor
    Are you free? Interested in bungee jumping?
[16:44] Draluc
    I'm busy conquering the
    100th floor of a dungeon...
[16:47] Draluc
    How about crossing the
    Danakil Desert with Father?
[16:51] Draus
    What?!
[16:52] The Progenitor
    Very well.
[16:54] The Progenitor
    I'll go look for someone who seems free.
[16:56] Draus/Draluc
    Wait a minute!
[16:58] Ronaldo
    What should we do?!
[17:00] Draluc
    I don't know! He won't listen
    once he's made up his mind!
[17:02] Draus
    We need to contain the damage.
[17:03] Ronaldo
    Is that even possible?!
[17:04] Draus
    We need to make sure no one
    he talks to says they're free.
[17:09] Draus
    If after that, someone does say it...
    then we'll just foist him on them!
[17:13] Ronaldo
    You're not containing anything!
[17:14] Draluc
    Shut up, taco! You'll die if you try
    to contain that human-shaped cyclone!
[17:17] The Progenitor
    Hello, everyone!
[17:19] Batter
    What? What?
[17:20] Medoki
    It's the old hurricane guy from Halloween!
[17:23] Medoki
    What's going on?
[17:24] Ronaldo
    To cut to the chase, if you say
    you're free, you'll die.
[17:26] Medoki
    What kind of demon did you bring here?!
[17:29] The Progenitor
    Are you free? What are you doing?
[17:31] Satetsu
    I'm eating a sandwich.
[17:33] Ronaldo
    He went for the guy who's most likely to say it!
[17:35] The Progenitor
    If you're free, will you play with me?
[17:37] Medoki
    You can do it, Satetsu!
[17:38] Ronaldo
    Don't open your mouth!
[17:40] The Progenitor
    Will you make a huge takoyaki using
    a giant heat-resistant bowl with me?
[17:46] Satetsu
    What would go inside?
[17:47] Ronaldo
    Why are you sounding interested now, idiot?!
[17:49] Draus
    He'll make you make one
    that's as big as an asteroid!
[17:52] The Progenitor
    If you're interested, then--
[17:55] Master
    He has work to do.
[17:57] Ronaldo
    Master!
[18:03] The Progenitor
    Mustache friends.
[18:06] The Progenitor
    Double mustache friends.
[18:11] Ronaldo
    Why are you kind of laughing at his joke?!
[18:12] Satetsu
    He'll think you're free!
[18:14] Draluc
    It's no good! He's got the sensibilities of a
    middle-aged man, so he's weak to dad jokes!
[18:18] Ronaldo
    Don't encourage him!
[18:20] Ronaldo
    See? Now he's changed his target!
[18:22] Ronaldo
    He's having fun with a dancing duck!
    What'll you do?!
[18:25] The Progenitor
    Are you free? Can I take off that duck suit?
[18:33] The Progenitor
    It's a little stinky.
[18:35] Draus
    Those kinds of costumes are all like that.
[18:38] Handa
    Are you hunters okay?!
[18:40] Hana
    I felt the presence of a really strong
    vampire coming from here--
[18:42] Ronaldo
    Handa! Idiot, get away from here!
[18:44] The Progenitor
    Child of the time between night and day--
[18:48] The Progenitor
    Are you free?
[18:49] Ronaldo
    Don't say you're free!
    It'll be terrible if you do.
[18:49] Sign
    "If you say you're free, you'll die"
[18:51] Ronaldo
    Just talk your way out of it somehow!
[18:53] Handa
    Today's my... day off...
    I don't have plans...
[18:57] Handa
    My mom... My mom says I shouldn't lie...
[18:59] Ronaldo
    There's a time and place for everything, Momo!
    Sometimes we have to tell little white lies!
[19:02] Handa
    Shut up, my mom wouldn't say anything like that!
[19:08] Handa
    I promised Ronaldo and the others...
    that we'd form a band...
[19:13] Ronaldo
    Don't get me involved!
[19:17] Sign
    "It Won't Come If You Rush It"
[19:17] Ronaldo
    HANDA-N, first single:
[19:19] Ronaldo
    "It Won't Come If You Rush It!"
[19:22] Ronaldo
    ♬ Suddenly ♬
[19:23] Ronaldo
    ♬ You suddenly brought it up ♬
[19:26] Ronaldo
    ♬ So that's why we ♬
[19:28] Ronaldo/Handa
    --♬ Sing ♬
    --♬ Sing! ♬
[19:30] Ronaldo/Handa
    --♬ When people ♬
    --♬ YEAH! OH! ♬
[19:32] Ronaldo
    ♬ Have to rush ♬
[19:33] Ronaldo
    ♬ They can't think of any lyrics ♬
[19:36] Handa
    ♬ Can't think of any! ♬
[19:37] Ronaldo/Handa
    --♬ Your pure, um... you know ♬
    --♬ Fooooooo! ♬
[19:38] Ronaldo
    ♬ Is, oh... ♬
[19:41] The Progenitor/Scooter Kid
    --Are you free?
    --Depends.
[19:43] Ronaldo
    He's not watching!
[19:45] Ronaldo
    You can't say you're free, damn kid!
[19:47] Draluc
    He'll take you touring at
    180 km/h on your scooter!
[19:51] Scooter Kid
    Oh? Going to that world
    would be a scooter rider's dream.
[19:58] Ronaldo
    That's a little cool, but stop!
[20:01] Ronaldo
    Stop them!
[20:02] Draus
    Father! It's seriously bad to do that to a kid!
[20:04] Draluc
    He'll get scraped up on the asphalt!
[20:07] Handa
    I sense a vampire!
[20:09] Maria
    Hey, what's that?!
[20:11] Sign
    "Eight-Eyed Leech (King Size)"
[20:13] Roanldo
    Get ready. It's a big one!
[20:14] Satetsu
    It looks vicious!
[20:15] Shot
    First, get the kid out of here!
[20:17] Scooter Kid
    Oh...
[20:22] Medoki
    H-He's strong.
[20:23] Ronaldo
    The action scene got cut.
[20:25] Draluc
    I mean, it is my grandfather.
[20:27] Draus
    That's the kind of person he is.
    That's why he's hard to deal with.
[20:30] Mr. Lewd Talk
    Oh? Did you beat him already?
[20:32] Draus
    Bastard!
[20:33] Mr. Lewd Talk
    I was just about to try and start a Lewdemic.
[20:37] Draluc
    The vampire, Mr. Lewd Talk!
[20:39] Ronaldo
    What?! That was working for you?!
[20:41] Mr. Lewd Talk
    Working? No.
[20:43] Mr. Lewd Talk
    I simply cheered on its fetish of "swallowing
    a human whole and sucking its blood
[20:49] Mr. Lewd Talk
    while getting attacked from the inside."
[20:53] Draluc
    Is that why it was so vicious?
[20:54] Ronaldo
    What a stupid trick.
[20:57] Mr. Lewd Talk
    Since you're all gathered here,
    I'll use the Lewd Talk Beam--
[21:01] Draluc
    Wait!
[21:04] Draluc
    Are you free right now?
[21:07] Mr. Lewd Talk
    Yeah, I'm free. I'll have
    you all keep me company--
[21:13] The Progenitor
    Then, let's play.
[21:16] Mr. Lewd Talk
    Wh-Why is "D" here...?!
[21:21] Draluc
    Yes. Divine retribution!
[21:23] Draus
    You said it!
[21:26] Draus
    But for Father to directly
    meddle with humans...
[21:33] Draus
    He might've remembered...
[21:46] Draus
    ...his human friend who passed away.
[23:24] Sign
    "Enveloping the darkness"
[23:26] Sign
    "Enveloping the town"
[23:28] Sign
    "Enveloping lives"
[23:31] Draluc
    Get him!
[23:32] Draluc
    Show him the power of a future hunter!
[23:36] Draluc
    The vampire dies in no time!