# E9 - Utopia BBOLAND
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUG28KX/utopia-bboland)
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**[00:01] Ronaldo**
Man, I wonder if I'll get a client today.
**[00:03] Ronaldo**
♬ Eye-beam, eye-beam thingy ♬
**[00:05] Ronaldo**
♬ Eye-beam, eye-beam thingy ♬
**[00:07] Ronaldo**
♬ Eye-- ♬
**[00:09] Ronaldo**
Hey, Manager! What do you need from
the Ronaldo Vampire Hunter Agency?
**[00:13] Vamima Manager**
Please help, Ronaldo!
**[00:15] Vamima Manager**
It's my son, Bubuo! He won't wake up!
**[01:50] Sign**
"Utopia BBOLAND"
**[01:51] Draluc**
This isn't because he didn't
sleep last night or something?
**[01:53] Vamima Manager**
He's been like this since yesterday.
Besides, look at this! Here!
**[01:57] Ronaldo**
Whoa, what the hell? Gross!
**[01:59] Ronaldo**
It's probably an inferior vampire, but--
**[02:01] Draluc**
It's a dream sucker!
I haven't seen one in a while.
**[02:03] Ronaldo**
You know what this is, Lord Dral?
**[02:05] Draluc**
It's an inferior vampire that
puts humans into comas
**[02:07] Draluc**
and makes them dream,
sucking their blood during that time.
**[02:10] Draluc**
Because people have been sleeping less recently,
they were on the verge of going extinct.
**[02:16] Draluc**
I didn't think I'd be able to see one
this big. It must be really old.
**[02:20] Vamima Manager**
Don't talk about them like they're fireflies
coming back to the river.
**[02:24] Ronaldo**
If we smoosh this, will he wake up?
**[02:26] Draluc**
Don't do that! Think about using chopsticks
to pick it up or something, you monkey!
**[02:31] Draluc**
You shouldn't take it off.
**[02:32] Draluc**
If you force it off, it could
cause damage to his mind.
**[02:36] Ronaldo**
Then what're we supposed to do?
**[02:37] Draluc**
His dreams can also affect
the humans around him.
**[02:41] Draluc**
This means that if you sleep near him,
you can intervene with his dreams.
**[02:45] Ronaldo**
So you're saying we should go
into Bubuo's dream--
**[02:47] Draluc**
And wake him up from inside it!
**[02:49] Ronaldo**
Okay, then let's do this!
**[02:52] Ronaldo**
We'll sleep near him!
**[02:53] Draluc**
I don't like how it's like he's a kid
sleeping between parents.
**[02:55] Vamima Manager**
Please take care of my son!
**[02:57] Ronaldo**
Leave it to us.
**[03:01] Vamima Manager**
♬ Oh, good night, baby ♬
**[03:04] Vamima Manager**
--♬ Sing a song, Moon... ♬
**[03:05] Ronaldo/Vamima Manager**
--Excuse me, can you please stop singing?
--♬ Sing a song, Moon... ♬
**[03:13] Ronaldo**
What?! Vamima?
**[03:15] Draluc**
No, we're already inside Bubuo's dream.
It must be a reflection of what he imagines.
**[03:21] Draluc**
In order to keep their hosts from waking up,
**[03:23] Draluc**
dream suckers have them
dream their ideal dreams.
**[03:26] Ronaldo**
Then this is the guy's ideal world?
**[03:28] Door Chime**
Door.
**[03:31] Ronaldo**
This ideal world is too sketchy!
**[03:33] Draluc**
It looks like he doesn't really remember
what the streets look like.
**[03:36] Draluc**
Oh, it's the Hunters Guild!
**[03:36] Sign**
"Guild"
**[03:38] Ronaldo**
That looks messy, too.
**[03:41] Ronaldo**
There are thumbtacks and mushrooms inside.
**[03:43] Draluc**
You mean tables and chairs.
**[03:45] Maria (dream)**
Welcome to the Hunters Guild!
**[03:47] Ta Chan (dream)**
Bubuo is so cool!
**[03:49] Ronaldo**
But he's got lots of details for the girls!
**[03:51] Ronaldo**
Just how much does he look at them?!
**[03:53] Draluc**
You're one to talk!
**[03:55] Draluc**
You can tell that he doesn't
look at the guys at all.
**[03:58] Ronaldo**
Shot looks like an eraser.
**[04:00] Shot (dream)**
Bubuo is so cool.
**[04:02] Satetsu (dream)**
Bubuo is so cool.
**[04:03] Ronaldo**
What is this? Satetsu?!
**[04:04] Draluc**
It'd be better if he remembered nothing at all!
**[04:07] Ronaldo**
This is too much. He looks like something
growing on a rock at the beach!
**[04:10] Ronaldo (dream)**
Bubuo is so cool.
**[04:12] Ronaldo**
Hey, what the hell? That's not funny!
Don't laugh! I'll kill you!
**[04:16] Draluc**
Sand!
**[04:18] Draluc (dream)**
Bubuo is so cool.
**[04:21] Draluc**
What's with this talking vomit?!
**[04:22] Ronaldo**
It's actually pretty correct.
**[04:26] John (dream)**
N...
**[04:28] Ronaldo**
John looks like a wee-wee!
**[04:31] Girl/Girl 2**
--Prince Bubuo!
--Look this way!
**[04:34] Girl 3**
You're amazing, Prince Bubuo!
**[04:35] Girl 4**
I love you, Prince Bubuo!
**[04:37] Ronaldo/Draluc**
Bubuo!
**[04:40] Ronaldo**
That idiot's enjoying himself!
**[04:41] Ronaldo**
That elephant has sketchy details, too!
**[04:44] Bubuo**
Ronaldo?!
**[04:45] Bubuo**
Hm? Wait...
**[04:47] Ronaldo**
Come back to your senses.
We're here to save you!
**[04:49] Ronaldo**
A vampire's making you dream right now.
**[04:53] Bubuo**
Dream...?
**[04:54] Bubuo**
I thought it was weird that I could
make anything I wanted appear.
**[04:57] Ronaldo**
You should've noticed when
things started appearing!
**[04:58] Bubuo**
I see. So this was a dream.
**[05:02] Ronaldo**
Wake up! Let's get out of here.
**[05:05] Bubuo/Ronaldo**
--No!
--Idiot!
**[05:07] Bubuo**
I don't care if it's a dream!
I wanna stay here and flirt with the girls!
**[05:11] Ronaldo**
Are you stupid?!
Your real body will die!
**[05:14] Draluc**
What about food and going to the bathroom?!
**[05:16] Bubuo**
I'll soil myself!
**[05:17] Ronaldo**
Idiot!
**[05:19] Ronaldo**
I've got no choice.
I'll knock him out and wake him up!
**[05:21] Bubuo**
Moron.
**[05:23] Bubuo**
I'm unbeatable in my own dream.
I can make anything appear!
**[05:27] Bubuo**
Come, Noble Scarlet Crimson-Winged Red Dragon!
**[05:32] Ronaldo**
What's that?
**[05:33] Draluc**
All I know is that it's red.
**[05:36] Red Dragon**
Ryoar.
**[05:37] Draluc**
That's too sketchy!
**[05:38] Ronaldo**
What's that "ryoar" supposed to be?!
**[05:39] John**
Nuoar!
**[05:41] Red Dragon**
--Ryoar.
**[05:42] Draluc/Red Dragon**
--Ronaldo!
--Ryoar.
**[05:45] Ronaldo**
It's sketchy, but strong!
**[05:46] Draluc**
I see. It's because this world is influenced
by what Bubuo can imagine!
**[05:50] Ronaldo (dream)**
Bubuo is so cool. Bubuo is so cool.
**[05:53] Ronaldo**
The sketchy me's so strong!
**[05:56] Ronaldo**
The wee-wee's like a meteor!
**[05:58] Draluc (dream)**
Bubuo is--
**[06:00] Draluc**
Why am I the only weak one?!
**[06:03] Bubuo**
This dream world's fun!
**[06:06] Ronaldo**
You scum!
**[06:09] Ronaldo**
Damn it, if his imagination rules here,
then there's nothing we can--
**[06:16] Bubuo**
Here's the finishing touch.
**[06:17] Bubuo**
I'll kick you guys out
with a super-cool illusion!
**[06:21] Bubuo**
Come, my strongest female warrior!
**[06:24] Bubuo**
The glamorous, flaxen-haired,
shiny bosomed, cute, big-boobed, sexy--
**[06:31] Draluc**
Manager.
**[06:34] Bubuo**
What the hell did you make me create?!
Damn it! One more time!
**[06:38] Draluc**
No, it's too late now!
**[06:40] Bubuo**
Damn it. Forget about the old man.
**[06:43] Draluc/Bubuo**
--Why? Because the more humans
don't want to imagine something...
--Cute... big-boobed...
**[06:47] Draluc**
...the harder it is to get out of their heads!
**[06:52] Vamima Manager (Girl 2)**
What's the matter, Bubuo?
**[06:53] Vamima Manager (Girl 1)**
Are you all right, Bubuo?
**[06:55] Vamima Managers**
--Bubuo!
--Bubuo!
--Bubuo!
**[06:57] Sign**
"Buy anything at Vamima"
**[07:04] Vamima Manager**
Bubuo!
**[07:06] Vamima Manager**
Oh, good! You're awake!
Do you know who I am? It's me, your dad!
**[07:09] Vamima Manager**
Bubuo, Bubuo, Bubuo, Bubuo!
**[07:15] Bubuo**
Stop! You'll give me nightmares!
**[07:19] Sign**
"Dad and the Suspicious Person"
**[07:20] Yakyuken Lover**
Hey, how're you doing?
I'm everyone's idol, Yakyken Lover.
**[07:24] Yakyuken Lover**
I thought I was here for some one-time laughs,
but now I'm a recurring character.
**[07:27] Yakyuken Lover**
It won't be long before I get a spinoff movie.
I'm Yakyuken Lover, a nice guy.
**[07:32] Yakyuken Lover**
Nice to meetcha.
**[07:34] Yakyuken Lover**
But even I've recently got problems.
**[07:37] Yakyuken Lover**
That is, recently, maybe I've
been too well-behaved?
**[07:40] Yakyuken Lover**
Like, I've heard, "That handsome man's
got unexpected common sense."
**[07:43] Yakyuken Lover**
When I'm stuck in a boring box like that,
**[07:45] Yakyuken Lover**
it's a disgrace to my nickname,
"Yakyuken Lover."
**[07:48] Yakyuken Lover**
Because the most important thing to me
**[07:50] Yakyuken Lover**
is my mission to spread
*yakyuken* around the world!
**[07:54] Yakyuken Lover**
And so--
**[07:55] Yakyuken Lover**
I will now spread *yakyuken* to
people walking down the street.
**[08:00] Yakyuken Lover**
Hey, Miss! Let's play *yakyuken*!
**[08:02] Yakyuken Lover**
Out! Safe! *Yoyoino*--
**[08:04] Master**
*Yoi*...
**[08:06] Yakyuken Lover**
Owwwww! I give up! I give up!
**[08:08] Woman A**
I don't know what's going on, but thank you.
**[08:11] Master**
It was no trouble at all.
Just doing my job as a hunter.
**[08:16] Master**
Yakyuken Lover...
**[08:18] Master**
I cannot overlook you hypnotizing people
to force them to play *yakyuken*.
**[08:24] Master**
VRC? This is the guild master.
I'd like to request the detention of a vampire.
**[08:28] Yakyuken Lover**
Guild master?!
**[08:30] Yakyuken Lover**
This old guy's that girl's old man? Crap!
**[08:34] Yakyuken Lover**
If he finds out I made his daughter
play *yakyuken*, he'll kill me!
**[08:38] Master**
Yes... What?
**[08:40] Yakyuken Lover**
Well, I'll be sent to the VRC soon anyway,
so there's no time for him to find out.
**[08:45] Master**
I understand. Goodbye.
**[08:50] Master**
He really did not want to go through
the bother of imprisoning you again.
**[08:53] Yomotsuzaka**
Don't come back again! If you're gonna come,
then cough up some rent!
**[08:56] Master**
He said he'd leisurely do some
other work for about an hour
**[08:59] Master**
and then come reluctantly after that.
**[09:01] Yakyuken Lover**
He's really upfront about neglecting his duties.
**[09:03] Master**
Just what mischief did you cause at the VRC?
**[09:06] Yakyuken Lover**
The food's free there, so I was just
using it as a place to sleep.
**[09:09] Master**
You're like a crooked gigolo.
**[09:12] Master**
Jeez. I had dinner plans.
**[09:14] Yakyuken Lover**
So this means what? I have to spend
a whole hour with this guy?!
**[09:18] Yakyuken Lover**
This is gonna be awkward!
**[09:19] Master**
Oh, hello, Koyuki?
Yes, there's a vampire...
**[09:24] Master**
Yes, I'm fine, but I'm sorry.
Please go wait for me somewhere.
**[09:29] Master**
Huh? You're going to come here?
**[09:32] Master**
Well, you're training to be a hunter, too.
It'll be good for you.
**[09:35] Master**
I'll see you later then.
**[09:39] Master**
She's the apple of my eye.
**[09:41] Yakyuken Lover**
Wait a minute. Have I been checkmated?
If that busty girl comes...
**[09:46] Koyuki**
Oh, it's the man who played *yakyuken* with me.
**[09:50] Master**
The man who played *yakyuken* with you?
**[09:52] Yakyuken Lover**
Wait, I'll be totally crushed!
I'll die ten times! Crap! Crap!
**[09:57] Yakyuken Lover**
Isn't this bad? For your daughter
to meet a guy like me?
**[10:01] Master**
What are you planning to do to my
daughter, idiot baldy? I'll crush you.
**[10:05] Yakyuken Lover**
Wait, I'm not trying to get
the crushing over with sooner!
**[10:08] Yakyuken Lover**
I need to get out of here as soon as possible.
**[10:10] Yakyuken Lover**
Come on, can't you let me go?
It was just an attempted crime.
**[10:13] Master**
You were caught in the act.
**[10:14] Yakyuken Lover**
Don't say that. My little brother's in his
bikini, waiting for me to come home.
**[10:19] Master**
What are you doing to your little brother?
**[10:21] Yakyuken Lover**
No! That's just what he likes wearing!
**[10:24] Yakyuken Lover**
My ghost little brother's waiting, too!
**[10:26] Master**
Did your brother pass away?
**[10:29] Yakyuken Lover**
No, he's just always wearing a ghost cosplay...
**[10:32] Master**
Let them both wait!
**[10:34] Master**
I'm repeating myself, but I cannot
overlook indiscriminate hypnosis.
**[10:40] Yakyuken Lover**
I have no choice...
**[10:42] Yakyuken Lover**
♬ If you're gonna play baseball ♬
**[10:45] Yakyuken Lover**
♬ Why not try playing like this? ♬
**[10:48] Yakyuken Lover**
Out! Safe! *Yoyoino*--
**[10:53] Yakyuken Lover**
Oh, no, I lost. I need to take
off a piece of clothing...
**[10:56] Master**
Don't tell me--
**[10:57] Yakyuken Lover**
Bindings also count as clothes!
See ya later, alligator!
**[11:02] Strip Mahjong Leader**
Yo, yo, yo!
**[11:03] Strip Mahjong Leader**
Just play with us a little!
**[11:05] Sign**
"East" "South" "West" "North"
**[11:06] Strip Mahjong East**
Come on, Miss!
**[11:08] Koyuki**
Who are you people?
**[11:09] Strip Mahjong Leader**
We're the vampires, Strip Mahjong Club!
**[11:09] Sign**
"Vampires - Strip Mahjong Club"
**[11:12] Strip Mahjong East**
Strip mahjong, or vampire mahjong!
**[11:14] Strip Mahjong South**
Take your pick!
**[11:19] Strip Mahjong Leader**
Hey, come play around a table with us!
**[11:21] Strip Mahjong East**
You can bet either blood or clothes!
**[11:24] Strip Mahjong South**
It's okay if you don't know the rules!
We'll teach you patiently!
**[11:27] Strip Mahjong West**
If we lose, we'll strip, too!
**[11:29] Strip Mahjong North**
It doesn't sound too bad, right?
**[11:31] Koyuki**
Yes, it does.
**[11:33] Yakyuken Lover**
Who the hell are they?
They're the same type of character as me!
**[11:37] Master**
Don't move one step from here, vampire.
**[11:40] Yakyuken Lover**
Wait. Let me help, too.
I'll send those copycats flying.
**[11:46] Strip Mahjong South**
I'll take this cute girl!
**[11:50] Sign**
"Special Hammer for
Suppressing Vampires ver.
Stake-Driving Iron Hammer!!"
**[11:53] Master**
Stake-Driving Iron Hammer!
**[12:03] Strip Mahjong Leader**
Damn it, he's a hunter?!
**[12:04] Strip Mahjong East**
Don't be intimidated! Surround them!
There's more of us!
**[12:07] Yakyuken Lover**
I can't let you do that.
**[12:09] Strip Mahjong Leader/East/West/North**
What?!
**[12:09] Yakyuken Lover**
Out! Safe! *Yoyoinoyoi!*
**[12:13] Strip Mahjong Leader**
Oh, no! My body's playing *yakyuken* on its own!
**[12:18] Sign**
"Unorthodox Yakyuken Punch!!"
**[12:19] Yakyuken Lover**
Unorthodox Yakyuken Punch!
**[12:22] Strip Mahjong West**
No fair! You used a physical attack
while he was taking off his clothes!
**[12:26] Yakyuken Lover**
There's no reason to keep
*yakyuken*'s moral code with you lot!
**[12:31] Strip Mahjong North**
What did you say?!
**[12:32] Strip Mahjong East**
Let's get 'em!
**[12:33] Strip Mahjong South**
Take this! Table Slam Attack!
**[12:36] Yakyuken Lover**
*Yoyoinoyoi!*
**[12:52] Yakyuken Lover**
*Yoi!*
**[12:55] Strip Mahjong Leader**
Their *yakyuken* combination offense
and defense flow together like water!
**[12:58] Strip Mahjong East**
I-It's no good! We can't win!
**[13:02] Strip Mahjong Leader**
I'm very sorry for what we did.
**[13:04] Strip Mahjong South**
We'll never force anyone
to play strip mahjong again.
**[13:07] Strip Mahjong Leader**
We'll just play quietly with our friends.
**[13:10] Master**
If you do this again, I'll crush you.
**[13:13] Yakyuken Lover**
Well, it was thanks to the help of Mr. Yakyuken.
**[13:18] Koyuki**
Oh!
**[13:18] Master**
What's the matter, Koyuki?
**[13:20] Yakyuken Lover**
Oh, no! I forgot! Crap! I'm gonna be crushed!
**[13:25] Yakyuken Lover**
If it's come to this, I'll use my last resort!
**[13:32] Yakyuken Lover**
I'll pray! Please! Don't say anything!
**[13:37] Koyuki**
I thought his kimono was an interesting pattern.
**[13:39] Master**
Is that right?
**[13:40] Yakyuken Lover**
She understood! Thanks!
**[13:46] Yomotsuzaka**
Hey, that's more vampires than you said, fool.
**[13:49] Master**
You're finally here?
**[13:53] Yakyuken Lover**
Well, I'm getting detained now.
Later, gator. We made a pretty good team.
**[13:59] Transparent Lower Body**
Is that you, Ken? And the VRC?!
**[14:02] Micro Bikini**
Aren't you embarrassed about getting
caught by the VRC over and over, fool?
**[14:06] Micro Bikini**
Oh! Did you try to play *yakyuken*
with that girl again?!
**[14:10] Master**
"Again"?
**[14:14] Yakyuken Lover**
It wasn't like me to go sneaking around anyway.
**[14:17] Yakyuken Lover**
Let me introduce myself again, you two.
My name is Yakyuken Lover!
**[14:23] Yakyuken Lover**
Miss, let's have a rematch right here, right--
**[14:32] Koyuki**
I brought some food.
**[14:36] Ronaldo**
Man, that vampire was a cinch.
I've got some extra time now.
**[14:36] Sign**
"Hello, How Are You? Are You Free?"
**[14:41] Ronaldo**
I'm not good with free time...
What should I do?
**[14:44] Ronaldo**
I cut my toenails yesterday already--
**[14:50] Ronaldo**
What do you want, Lord Dral?! You--
**[14:51] Draluc**
Youngster! Where are you right now?
**[14:54] Ronaldo**
Where? I'm in front of the office.
**[14:56] Draluc**
I'm too late... Listen, I'll explain later.
**[14:59] Draluc**
I'll be right there. Just make sure
you don't say you're free!
**[15:01] Ronaldo**
Huh?
**[15:02] Draluc**
Try not to give him any stimulus.
You can even ignore him!
**[15:05] Draluc**
Whatever you do, don't say you're free!
**[15:07] Ronaldo**
Huh?
**[15:09] Ronaldo**
What's with that bastard--?
**[15:11] The Progenitor**
Welcome back.
**[15:14] The Progenitor**
Are you free?
**[15:16] The Progenitor**
Let's play.
**[15:17] The Progenitor**
Stare.
**[15:18] Ronaldo**
If I say, "I'm free," then something
terrible will happen, right?
**[15:21] Ronaldo**
I know! I see monsters like this online!
**[15:24] The Progenitor**
What shall we play? Baseball?
**[15:26] Ronaldo**
Don't react. Don't say, "We need 16 more
people for baseball," or anything like that!
**[15:30] The Progenitor**
Cops and robbers?
**[15:31] Ronaldo**
We'd need more than 30 people!
**[15:33] Ronaldo**
It'd just be one person running and one
person chasing! Was a crime committed?!
**[15:36] The Progenitor**
We could play *Shin-Bros* on the big
screen in Shin-Yokohama Arena.
**[15:40] Sign**
"Super Perverted Shin-Yoko Brothers"
**[15:40] Ronaldo**
That sounds kind of fun! Stop it!
**[15:46] Ronaldo**
Did he get bored?
**[15:47] Ronaldo**
I'm safe...
**[15:50] Ronaldo**
Help me!
**[15:53] Draus**
Father! You can't play with Paul!
The aftermath will affect Draluc!
**[15:56] Ronaldo**
Lord Dral's dad!
**[15:58] Draluc**
Shh! This is a funny scene,
so let's watch a little longer!
**[16:01] Ronaldo**
I'll kill you!
**[16:02] Ronaldo**
Why is that old cyclone trying to play with me?
**[16:05] Draluc**
It's Grandfather's "Are you free?" mode.
**[16:06] Ronaldo**
"'Are you free?' mode"?!
**[16:08] Draluc**
It comes over him sometimes.
He suddenly wants to play with someone,
**[16:12] Draluc**
but he's like a fifth grade superman
with unlimited energy and stamina,
**[16:16] Draluc**
so anyone who plays with him
will crumble to dust and die!
**[16:20] Draluc**
I heard he made Father go with him to the
Kawah Ijen volcano to roast marshmallows.
**[16:26] Ronaldo**
Your old man's always like that...
**[16:29] Draluc**
I don't know why, but Grandfather said--
**[16:32] The Progenitor**
I'm going to play in Shin-Yoko.
**[16:34] Draluc**
That's what he said this time.
**[16:35] Ronaldo**
Why?!
**[16:37] Draluc**
Anyway, if you say you're free, that's the end!
**[16:40] The Progenitor**
Are you free? Interested in bungee jumping?
**[16:44] Draluc**
I'm busy conquering the
100th floor of a dungeon...
**[16:47] Draluc**
How about crossing the
Danakil Desert with Father?
**[16:51] Draus**
What?!
**[16:52] The Progenitor**
Very well.
**[16:54] The Progenitor**
I'll go look for someone who seems free.
**[16:56] Draus/Draluc**
Wait a minute!
**[16:58] Ronaldo**
What should we do?!
**[17:00] Draluc**
I don't know! He won't listen
once he's made up his mind!
**[17:02] Draus**
We need to contain the damage.
**[17:03] Ronaldo**
Is that even possible?!
**[17:04] Draus**
We need to make sure no one
he talks to says they're free.
**[17:09] Draus**
If after that, someone does say it...
then we'll just foist him on them!
**[17:13] Ronaldo**
You're not containing anything!
**[17:14] Draluc**
Shut up, taco! You'll die if you try
to contain that human-shaped cyclone!
**[17:17] The Progenitor**
Hello, everyone!
**[17:19] Batter**
What? What?
**[17:20] Medoki**
It's the old hurricane guy from Halloween!
**[17:23] Medoki**
What's going on?
**[17:24] Ronaldo**
To cut to the chase, if you say
you're free, you'll die.
**[17:26] Medoki**
What kind of demon did you bring here?!
**[17:29] The Progenitor**
Are you free? What are you doing?
**[17:31] Satetsu**
I'm eating a sandwich.
**[17:33] Ronaldo**
He went for the guy who's most likely to say it!
**[17:35] The Progenitor**
If you're free, will you play with me?
**[17:37] Medoki**
You can do it, Satetsu!
**[17:38] Ronaldo**
Don't open your mouth!
**[17:40] The Progenitor**
Will you make a huge takoyaki using
a giant heat-resistant bowl with me?
**[17:46] Satetsu**
What would go inside?
**[17:47] Ronaldo**
Why are you sounding interested now, idiot?!
**[17:49] Draus**
He'll make you make one
that's as big as an asteroid!
**[17:52] The Progenitor**
If you're interested, then--
**[17:55] Master**
He has work to do.
**[17:57] Ronaldo**
Master!
**[18:03] The Progenitor**
Mustache friends.
**[18:06] The Progenitor**
Double mustache friends.
**[18:11] Ronaldo**
Why are you kind of laughing at his joke?!
**[18:12] Satetsu**
He'll think you're free!
**[18:14] Draluc**
It's no good! He's got the sensibilities of a
middle-aged man, so he's weak to dad jokes!
**[18:18] Ronaldo**
Don't encourage him!
**[18:20] Ronaldo**
See? Now he's changed his target!
**[18:22] Ronaldo**
He's having fun with a dancing duck!
What'll you do?!
**[18:25] The Progenitor**
Are you free? Can I take off that duck suit?
**[18:33] The Progenitor**
It's a little stinky.
**[18:35] Draus**
Those kinds of costumes are all like that.
**[18:38] Handa**
Are you hunters okay?!
**[18:40] Hana**
I felt the presence of a really strong
vampire coming from here--
**[18:42] Ronaldo**
Handa! Idiot, get away from here!
**[18:44] The Progenitor**
Child of the time between night and day--
**[18:48] The Progenitor**
Are you free?
**[18:49] Ronaldo**
Don't say you're free!
It'll be terrible if you do.
**[18:49] Sign**
"If you say you're free, you'll die"
**[18:51] Ronaldo**
Just talk your way out of it somehow!
**[18:53] Handa**
Today's my... day off...
I don't have plans...
**[18:57] Handa**
My mom... My mom says I shouldn't lie...
**[18:59] Ronaldo**
There's a time and place for everything, Momo!
Sometimes we have to tell little white lies!
**[19:02] Handa**
Shut up, my mom wouldn't say anything like that!
**[19:08] Handa**
I promised Ronaldo and the others...
that we'd form a band...
**[19:13] Ronaldo**
Don't get *me* involved!
**[19:17] Sign**
"It Won't Come If You Rush It"
**[19:17] Ronaldo**
HANDA-N, first single:
**[19:19] Ronaldo**
"It Won't Come If You Rush It!"
**[19:22] Ronaldo**
♬ Suddenly ♬
**[19:23] Ronaldo**
♬ You suddenly brought it up ♬
**[19:26] Ronaldo**
♬ So that's why we ♬
**[19:28] Ronaldo/Handa**
--♬ Sing ♬
--♬ Sing! ♬
**[19:30] Ronaldo/Handa**
--♬ When people ♬
--♬ YEAH! OH! ♬
**[19:32] Ronaldo**
♬ Have to rush ♬
**[19:33] Ronaldo**
♬ They can't think of any lyrics ♬
**[19:36] Handa**
♬ Can't think of any! ♬
**[19:37] Ronaldo/Handa**
--♬ Your pure, um... you know ♬
--♬ Fooooooo! ♬
**[19:38] Ronaldo**
♬ Is, oh... ♬
**[19:41] The Progenitor/Scooter Kid**
--Are you free?
--Depends.
**[19:43] Ronaldo**
He's not watching!
**[19:45] Ronaldo**
You can't say you're free, damn kid!
**[19:47] Draluc**
He'll take you touring at
180 km/h on your scooter!
**[19:51] Scooter Kid**
Oh? Going to that world
would be a scooter rider's dream.
**[19:58] Ronaldo**
That's a little cool, but stop!
**[20:01] Ronaldo**
Stop them!
**[20:02] Draus**
Father! It's seriously bad to do that to a kid!
**[20:04] Draluc**
He'll get scraped up on the asphalt!
**[20:07] Handa**
I sense a vampire!
**[20:09] Maria**
Hey, what's that?!
**[20:11] Sign**
"Eight-Eyed Leech (King Size)"
**[20:13] Roanldo**
Get ready. It's a big one!
**[20:14] Satetsu**
It looks vicious!
**[20:15] Shot**
First, get the kid out of here!
**[20:17] Scooter Kid**
Oh...
**[20:22] Medoki**
H-He's strong.
**[20:23] Ronaldo**
The action scene got cut.
**[20:25] Draluc**
I mean, it *is* my grandfather.
**[20:27] Draus**
That's the kind of person he is.
That's why he's hard to deal with.
**[20:30] Mr. Lewd Talk**
Oh? Did you beat him already?
**[20:32] Draus**
Bastard!
**[20:33] Mr. Lewd Talk**
I was just about to try and start a Lewdemic.
**[20:37] Draluc**
The vampire, Mr. Lewd Talk!
**[20:39] Ronaldo**
What?! That was working for you?!
**[20:41] Mr. Lewd Talk**
Working? No.
**[20:43] Mr. Lewd Talk**
I simply cheered on its fetish of "swallowing
a human whole and sucking its blood
**[20:49] Mr. Lewd Talk**
while getting attacked from the inside."
**[20:53] Draluc**
Is that why it was so vicious?
**[20:54] Ronaldo**
What a stupid trick.
**[20:57] Mr. Lewd Talk**
Since you're all gathered here,
I'll use the Lewd Talk Beam--
**[21:01] Draluc**
Wait!
**[21:04] Draluc**
Are you free right now?
**[21:07] Mr. Lewd Talk**
Yeah, I'm free. I'll have
you all keep me company--
**[21:13] The Progenitor**
Then, let's play.
**[21:16] Mr. Lewd Talk**
Wh-Why is "D" here...?!
**[21:21] Draluc**
Yes. Divine retribution!
**[21:23] Draus**
You said it!
**[21:26] Draus**
But for Father to directly
meddle with humans...
**[21:33] Draus**
He might've remembered...
**[21:46] Draus**
...his human friend who passed away.
**[23:24] Sign**
"Enveloping the darkness"
**[23:26] Sign**
"Enveloping the town"
**[23:28] Sign**
"Enveloping lives"
**[23:31] Draluc**
Get him!
**[23:32] Draluc**
Show him the power of a future hunter!
**[23:36] Draluc**
The vampire dies in no time!