E8 - Oh! Nude

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[00:01] Ronaldo
    What, is that a baby Nudenium?
[00:04] Draluc
    I'd call that a large Nudenium.
[00:06] Ronaldo
    Damn it! I don't know what's going on,
    but I can't leave it alone!
[00:09] Ronaldo
    Let's go exterminate it!
[00:10] Draluc
    Okay, I'll leave it to you.
[00:12] Ronaldo
    Hey! Legendary Draluc Shield!
[01:46] Draluc
    No...! I don't want to be involved!
[01:47] Sign
    "Oh! Nude"
[01:49] Draluc
    Not the butt!
[01:54] Draluc/Ronaldo
    --Sand! Sand! Sand!
    --Everyone, what's the situation?
[01:56] Batter
    Honestly, I just want to go home and sleep.
[01:59] Shot
    I can imagine what'll happen next.
[02:03] Ronaldo
    But this is our job.
[02:05] Ronaldo
    Anyway, we need to do something
    about that giant ass.
[02:09] Shot
    First, we've got to stop those legs somehow.
[02:11] Batter
    Right!
[02:12] Medoki
    I wonder... if this garlic ball will work!
[02:17] Draluc
    Oh, in an old pond, gathering in a buttcrack,
    are men called hunters.
[02:20] Ronaldo
    Shut up, damn sandpile!
[02:22] Draluc
    Sand!
[02:26] Ronaldo
    Oh, it stopped!
[02:30] Large Nudenium
    Nude!
[02:32] Ronaldo
    The butt got bigger!
[02:33] Draluc
    It's probably the butt's
    self-preservation instinct.
[02:36] Ronaldo
    What are you talking about?!
[02:37] Maria
    This is bad. Will it get bigger if we hit it?
[02:40] Ta Chan
    Can't attack. This is hard.
[02:46] Shoka
    My high-pressure water current
    might be able to stop it.
[02:50] Medoki
    Why are you giving water to a plant?!
[02:55] Ronaldo/Large Nudenium
    --It's gotten even bigger!
    --Nude!
[02:58] Shot
    It's coming!
[02:59] Draluc
    It's a seed machine gun!
[03:01] Shot
    I have a feeling something bad
    will happen if we get hit!
[03:03] Ronaldo
    Turn into a Lord Dral Barrier!
[03:05] Draluc
    No!
[03:07] Ta Chan
    Shot!
[03:08] Shot
    This always happens to me...
[03:11] Ronaldo
    Shot's blooming!
[03:13] Draluc
    He looks like a succulent plant pot.
[03:17] Ta Chan
    What's the matter, sea anemone?
[03:18] Draluc
    Oh, no. This flower's sucking his blood.
[03:22] Nudenium
    Stay calm! Swallow this.
[03:24] Roanldo
    Nudenium!
[03:31] Nudenium
    Humans. You'll be fine now.
[03:34] Nudenium
    Come, if you take my seeds,
    baby Nudenium's seeds won't work on you.
[03:38] Nudenium
    The rest of you take them, too!
[03:39] Ronaldo
    Thanks.
[03:40] Ronaldo
    Like anyone'd take these!
[03:42] Large Nudenium
    Nude!
[03:45] Nudenium
    Apologies for the damage one of mine is doing.
[03:49] Ronaldo
    What in the world happened?
[03:51] Nudenium
    I don't know.
[03:52] Nudenium
    A baby Nudenium that drank a supplement
    the director gave me suddenly grew big...
[03:57] Ronaldo
    It's all that crazy psycho idiot
    bastard's fault again!
[04:01] Nudenium
    Please. Will you carry me
    to baby Nudenium's side?
[04:05] Ronaldo
    Carry? How?
[04:06] Draluc
    I'd probably die just looking up.
[04:09] Batter
    What if I blow you away like a catapult?
[04:11] Nudenium
    Yes, please do that!
[04:13] Batter
    Okay, brace yourself!
[04:16] Batter
    Home Run Full Swing!
[04:18] Nudenium
    I'm on my way!
[04:23] Ronaldo
    Hey, that's no good!
[04:24] Large Nudenium
    Nude!
[04:27] Draluc
    A butt's gonna destroy Shin-Yoko!
[04:32] Maria
    Calm down!
[04:33] Maria
    If it's a vampire, then there's
    definitely a way to exterminate it!
[04:36] Ronaldo/Draluc/Shot/Satetsu
    Maria!
[04:37] Draluc
    Sand!
[04:39] Shot
    Did you swallow the seed?!
[04:41] Maria
    It keeps you from getting caught
    by the big guy's seed attack, right?
[04:44] Ronaldo
    You've got guts, but please be good to yourself!
[04:49] Yomotsuzaka
    Foolish bastards, you look like
    you're all having a hard time.
[04:53] Ronaldo/Yomotsuzaka
    --Whose fault do you think that is?!
    --Stop!
[04:56] Yomotsuzaka
    I've brought a drug to neutralize that vampire.
[05:01] Ronaldo
    Shut up! You caused this!
[05:02] Ta Chan
    When this is over, I'll beat you up! Just wait!
[05:04] Satetsu
    Now, now.
[05:05] Yomotsuzaka
    Hmph. Just get this close and stick it in.
[05:09] Yomotsuzaka
    Get it, fools?
[05:10] Medoki
    It's hard to get close to that!
[05:13] Shot
    Damn it, I guess I have to go.
[05:16] Maria
    I can go, too!
[05:17] Satetsu
    Wait. If you're hit by a seed,
    that'll cause damage in and of itself.
[05:21] Yomotsuzaka
    There's only one dose of this drug.
[05:24] Yomotsuzaka
    Make sure you get it right
    the first time, fools.
[05:26] Yomotsuzaka
    Huh?
[05:27] Ronaldo
    Protecting the public no matter
    what happens is what hunters do!
[05:32] Ronaldo
    Shot! Maria! I've learned from you two.
[05:37] Shot
    Wait, Ronaldo!
[05:43] Shot
    Putting his life on the line
    to protect the town!
[05:46] Satetsu
    Ronaldo, look out!
[05:49] Maria
    Wow! He's dodging the storm of seeds!
[05:54] Shot
    You can do it! You can get close!
[05:57] Shoka
    Wait... if he could dodge them,
    then what's the point in being nude?
[06:13] Ronaldo
    Did it work?
[06:16] Large Nudenium
    Nude...
[06:20] Shot
    Can it still move?
[06:22] Nudenium
    Baby Nudenium!
[06:24] Shot
    Nudenium! When did you get there?!
[06:26] Large Nudenium
    Nude...
[06:28] Ronaldo
    Look out!
[06:29] Ronaldo
    Run, Nudenium!
[06:32] Nudenium
    It's okay. Calm down.
[06:35] Nudenium
    You're safe now that I'm here.
[06:38] Large Nudenium
    Nude...
[06:42] Ronaldo
    Nudenium!
[06:49] Nudenium
    Sorry to cause you all trouble.
[06:52] Ronaldo
    Oh, good. Are you okay?!
[06:54] Nudenium
    --Yes. The baby Nudenium also seems
    refreshed after shedding all that.
[06:55] Large Nudenium/Nudenium
    --Nude, nude, nude, nude!
    --Yes. The baby Nudenium also seems
    refreshed after shedding all that.
[06:59] Nudenium
    Hunters! You all have good flower poses.
[07:03] Ronaldo
    Idiot! We'll be able to go
    back to normal, right?
[07:06] Maria
    Well, I'm just glad everything seems fine.
[07:11] Yomotsuzaka
    Anyway, this case looks like it's closed.
[07:16] Yomotsuzaka
    Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...
    Wait! Listen, you fools!
[07:20] Yomotsuzaka
    We won this time thanks to me...
[07:23] Yomotsuzaka
    Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...
[07:25] Yomotsuzaka
    This might have a bad effect
    on my brain-- Ow, ow! Stop!
[07:30] Yomotsuzaka
    Help me, Satetsu!
[07:31] Sign
    "Maybe that enough already?"
[07:36] Sign
    "Handa's Dadandandan Da-Talk"
[07:36] Handa
    My name is Tou Handa.
[07:38] Handa
    I'm a dhampir who's a part of Vamp Control.
[07:40] Handa
    And this is my mother,
    the best mother in the world.
[07:45] Handa
    My mother recently started
    attending a knitting class.
[07:49] Handa
    It seems like she's having fun. I'm glad.
[07:52] Akemi
    I made a friend in class.
[07:55] Akemi
    I'm meeting up with my friend tonight
    to learn more about knitting!
[07:59] Handa
    That's great, Mom. What's your friend like?
[08:03] Akemi
    He's a man older than me.
[08:05] Handa
    What?
[08:06] Akemi
    He's very good at knitting.
[08:09] Handa
    Can I go with you tonight?
    I'm interested in knitting, too.
[08:13] Akemi
    Oh, really? You were in the arts
    and crafts club, weren't you?
[08:17] Akemi
    --I'll ask him.
[08:18] Akemi/Handa
    --That man might be a scoundrel
    who's after my mother.
    --I'll ask him.
[08:20] Handa
    --That man might be a scoundrel
    who's after my mother.
[08:23] Handa
    I must protect my mother.
[08:27] Akemi
    Oh, Mr. Yuzawa? Hello!
[08:31] Mr. Lewd Talk
    Good evening, Mrs. Handa.
[08:33] Handa
    You bastard!
[08:36] Handa
    This man is the vampire, Mr. Lewd Talk!
[08:39] Handa
    He hypnotizes people so they
    can only say lewd things,
[08:42] Handa
    and he's a dirty bastard who is notorious
    even at the Vampire Control Division!
[08:46] Handa
    What're you planning to do getting close
    to my mother, you vulgar man?!
[08:51] Akemi
    Momo, this is Mr. Yuzawa.
[08:53] Mr. Lewd Talk
    Nice to meet you, Tou.
[08:55] Handa
    Get away from him, Mom!
    He's a perverted old man!
[08:59] Akemi
    Momo?
[09:00] Mr. Lewd Talk
    Oh, dear. Does this old body
    look so spirited to you?
[09:04] Handa
    You bastard!
[09:06] Akemi
    Do you know Mr. Yuzawa?
[09:08] Handa
    This guy--
[09:10] Handa
    No, that...
[09:12] Mr. Lewd Talk
    Are you nervous?
    Come, let's go inside the cafe.
[09:18] Handa
    Damn it, if this man tries anything on
    my mother, I'll kill him immediately!
[09:24] Mr. Lewd Talk
    Go ahead and take a seat, Mrs. Handa.
[09:26] Handa
    Be careful, Mom! Something obscene
    might be hidden in the chair!
[09:31] Mr. Lewd Talk
    One roll cake set--
[09:33] Handa
    What do you mean, "roll cake"?!
    Is that a metaphor for penis, you pervert?!
[09:36] Mr. Lewd Talk
    Did you bring you knitting needles today?
[09:39] Handa
    Why are you talking about needles?!
    This guy's completely guilty, Mom!
[09:44] Handa
    No, Mom!
[09:46] Akemi
    Momo, what's wrong?
[09:48] Handa
    I... uh...
[09:51] Mr. Lewd Talk
    Don't worry about it.
[09:53] Mr. Lewd Talk
    Maybe he's worried since we
    seem to get along so well.
[09:57] Akemi
    I'm sorry, Mr. Yuzawa.
[10:00] Akemi
    Momo?
[10:01] Handa
    The damn weasel. What is he planning?!
[10:05] Handa
    Bastard... I need to get him away
    from my mother without shocking her...
[10:11] Sagyo
    Maybe I'll buy some unusual food
    for you this time, Burdy.
[10:17] Handa
    Oh, I suddenly really want to buy a guppy!
[10:21] Akemi
    Momo?
[10:23] Sagyo
    Handa? What do you want out of the blue?!
[10:26] Handa
    I'm hunting a perverted old man!
[10:27] Sagyo
    What?
[10:29] Akemi
    About that knitting method
    you taught me the other day...
[10:32] Sagyo
    Is that Mr. Lewd Talk?
[10:33] Handa
    Go separate him from my mother in a natural way
[10:37] Handa
    and kill him and feed him
    to an ostrich or something.
[10:39] Sagyo
    That's scary!
[10:40] Sagyo
    But I do worry about what he's planning.
    I'll try just questioning him for now.
[10:47] Sagyo
    Excuse me.
[10:49] Sagyo
    Do you have a moment?
[10:50] Akemi
    Oh, are you from the Vampire Control Division?
[10:53] Sagyo
    Yes.
[10:58] Sagyo
    I want to be sandwiched between ripe breasts.
[11:01] Handa
    Sagyo...!
[11:03] Akemi
    Huh? Momo?
[11:06] Handa
    You idiot! You were totally
    caught in his hypnosis!
[11:10] Sagyo
    N-No! I've just always liked
    soft and bouncy things!
[11:14] Handa
    Shut up! Don't you go
    near my mother, either!
[11:17] Handa
    Damn it! It's easy to catch him,
[11:20] Handa
    but Mom will be sad if she finds out
    her friend is a pervert.
[11:23] Sagyo
    Yes. I also love sexy older women...
[11:28] Sagyo
    Um, if you're going to get into bondage,
    I think you should start tight--
[11:31] Handa
    Write it down!
[11:33] Sign
    "A childhood friend (older) who looks
    proper but is actually perverted"
[11:34] Handa
    Forget it. Next plan!
[11:37] Handa
    You hide somewhere and wait.
[11:39] Handa
    Once I get back to my seat,
    I'll distract my mother.
[11:43] Handa
    While she's distracted,
    you tackle the old man and beat him up!
[11:46] Sagyo
    Hot pot with girls going commando!
[11:48] Handa
    Okay, that's enough!
[11:52] Akemi
    Oh, Momo, earlier--
[11:54] Handa
    Oh, an out of season butterfly!
[11:56] Akemi
    Huh?
[11:57] Handa
    Now, Sagyo!
[11:58] Sagyo
    No, even if you signal me now...
[12:01] Middle-Aged Woman A
    Oh, dear, what are you doing here?
[12:05] Sagyo
    I love older women with big breasts!
[12:07] Middle-Aged Woman A
    Oh, my, this boy's so passionate!
[12:09] Middle-Aged Woman B
    Very well!
[12:10] Middle-Aged Woman C
    We'll teach you what true love is!
[12:15] Handa
    Sagyo, you idiot!
[12:17] Mr. Lewd Talk
    Now, how about I teach you
    a bit about knitting?
[12:25] Handa
    I can't let this go on any longer!
    I need to prioritize eliminating him!
[12:28] Handa
    Mom, get away from him!
[12:30] Handa
    This man is...
[12:33] Handa
    Shoot!
[12:35] Akemi
    Momo?
[12:38] Mr. Lewd Talk
    A beautiful married woman's lewd talk seems fun,
[12:41] Mr. Lewd Talk
    but the lewd talk her beloved son could spew
    in front of his mom sounds even more fun!
[12:49] Mr. Lewd Talk
    What's wrong, Tou?
    Does something about me bother you?
[12:53] Akemi
    Wh-What's the matter, Momo?
[12:55] Mr. Lewd Talk
    Look, your mother's worried, too.
    What happened?
[13:00] Mr. Lewd Talk
    Please explain. What did you
    want to say about me?
[13:04] Mr. Lewd Talk
    Don't hold back if you have something to say.
[13:06] Mr. Lewd Talk
    Not saying anything now will
    just create a misunderstanding.
[13:11] Mr. Lewd Talk
    Try saying it, Tou. Hurry!
    Say what's in your heart--
[13:18] Akemi
    I don't know what you did,
    but don't bully Tou!
[13:29] Mr. Lewd Talk
    You win! Oh, the love between parent and child.
[13:32] Mr. Lewd Talk
    I can't win against love.
    It's my loss this time.
[13:36] Mr. Lewd Talk
    Tou, I'll leave quietly.
[13:40] Mr. Lewd Talk
    You have a wonderful mother.
    Take good care of her.
[13:46] Handa
    Even I...
[13:51] Handa
    Even I want to be hugged close
    to Mom's chest some...
[13:57] Handa
    ...times...
[13:59] Mr. Lewd Talk
    Oh?
[14:06] Sign
    "Momo"
[14:07] Akemi
    Momo?
[14:11] Sign
    "Will the Moon Rise Again over Shin-Yoko?"
[14:12] Mikazuki
    How...
[14:13] Sign
    "Will the Moon Rise Again over Shin-Yoko?"
    "The War Chronicles of Ronaldo"
[14:13] Mikazuki
    How strong and cool is he!
[14:15] Sign
    
    "The War Chronicles of Ronaldo"
[14:16] Mikazuki
    Amazing! He's really an amazing hunter!
[14:21] Mikazuki
    I need to see him again! I need to see Ronaldo!
[14:25] Sign
    "Everyone welcome"
    "Ronaldo Vampire Hunter Agency"
[14:26] Mikazuki
    Please!
[14:28] Mikazuki
    Please make me your sidekick...
[14:30] Mikazuki
    No, your assistant...
    No, your apprentice!
[14:34] Ronaldo
    R-Right... But I'm not really so great
    as to take on apprentices...
[14:40] Mikazuki
    Please! I'll do anything!
[14:42] Draluc
    Oh, what wonderful youth and passion
    to be so moved by The Ronaldo Chronicles
[14:46] Draluc
    that you'd come back to Shin-Yoko!
[14:48] Draluc
    It's like reading Don't Abuse Psychology
     and wanting to become a psychologist.
[14:52] Ronaldo
    Shut up!
[14:54] Mikazuki
    Please! I want to learn
    your techniques up close!
[14:58] Draluc
    The Ronaldo Chronicles really strike a chord
    with the adolescent heart, huh?
[15:00] Draluc
    You'll want to hide this dark past later.
[15:02] Ronaldo
    I'll kill you, damn sandpile!
[15:04] Ronaldo
    But it's not like I can act like a teacher...
[15:08] Draluc
    Well, you are a gorilla who exterminates
    with the power of your arms and muscles.
[15:14] Mikazuki
    Then, I'll show you I can be
    more useful than that guy,
[15:16] Mikazuki
    so let me stay here instead of him!
[15:18] Ronaldo
    Oh, that's a good idea!
[15:19] Draluc
    What're you saying, Big Forehead Four-Eyes?!
[15:22] Mikazuki
    Then, what can you do for Ronaldo?!
[15:25] Draluc
    I do a lot of stuff!
    I stuck a lot of burrs onto Ronaldo's coat!
[15:29] Ronaldo
    Was that you?! You damn bastard!
[15:32] Draluc
    Sand!
[15:34] Draluc
    Think about this calmly, Ronaldo.
[15:36] Ronaldo
    Huh?!
[15:37] Draluc
    This office is basically
    already 90% Castle Draluc.
[15:41] Draluc
    In the first place, all your success
    and fame are thanks to me.
[15:46] Draluc
    If you're going to bow to me--
[15:53] Draluc
    That little pipsqueak and Ronaldo the Panic King
[15:56] Draluc
    are sure to become a pair
    of walking train wrecks.
[15:59] Draluc
    If you come crying to my greatness
    later, it'll be too Late-aldo--
[16:03] Mikazuki
    Ronaldo, please leave sensing vampires to me.
[16:07] Mikazuki
    I'm a dhampir, you know.
[16:09] Mikazuki
    And I organized your schedule for today.
[16:13] Ronaldo
    Sorry to make you do all
    the boring stuff. And thanks.
[16:16] Ronaldo
    Not only is that idiot useless,
[16:19] Ronaldo
    but he gets in the way no matter
    what I ask him to do.
[16:21] Ronaldo
    It's like all pain, no gain with him--
[16:23] Ronaldo
    Huh? Why haven't I kicked
    the freeloader out yet?
[16:27] Ronaldo
    This is seriously a great
    chance to get rid of him!
[16:31] Draluc
    Sand!
[16:32] Draluc
    At this rate, my agency will be taken
    by that Big Forehead Four-Eyes!
[16:36] Draluc
    I won't allow it! That place is John
    and my New Castle Draluc!
[16:36] Sign
    "Castle Draluc"
[16:42] Draluc
    And so, I've callled all my
    dependable compatriots!
[16:46] Draluc
    First off, Big Forehead Four-- Sand!
[16:49] Draluc
    Poke that Big Forehead Four-Eyes around
    and make him go back to Tokyo.
[16:54] Nudenium
    It's not good to gang up on a young
    person working hard, you know.
[16:59] Draluc
    Please stop with the sound
    arguments that make sense.
[17:02] Draluc
    Anyway, I'm not telling you guys to beat him up.
[17:05] Draluc
    I just want you to teach him more
    about how harsh Shin-Yoko is...
[17:09] Draluc
    Hey, are you listening?
[17:10] Draluc
    Huh? Where'd Kiss go?
[17:13] Passionate Kiss
    Handsome, handsome, man, man!
[17:14] Draluc
    You idiot!
[17:16] Ronaldo
    Stop that, hotdog!
[17:18] Ronaldo
    Don't touch Mikazuki!
[17:20] Passionate Kiss
    Oh, another handsome man!
[17:22] Passionate Kiss
    I'll take you on one at a time,
    so don't fight over me, Handsomes.
[17:26] Passionate Kiss
    Here, take a number.
[17:28] Ronaldo
    No thanks! I'll kill you!
[17:29] Mikazuki
    Please let me handle this.
[17:32] Passionate Kiss
    Welcome, Handsome!
[17:34] Mikazuki
    The key to beating you is to make myself
    what you wouldn't consider "handsome."
[17:39] Mikazuki
    A hunter... doesn't care about appearances!
[17:42] Sign
    "Sandwich"
[17:44] Passionate Kiss
    What?! A lame T-shirt?!
[17:46] Mikazuki
    And I've changed my glasses to an old pair!
[17:49] Pasionate Kiss
    Y-You're...
[17:51] Mikazuki
    Well, vampire? Now I'm not handsome anymore!
[17:55] Ronaldo
    Wait, that T-shirt's lame?
[17:57] Mikazuki
    Ronaldo?!
[17:58] Passionate Kiss
    You're like a refined younger man
    who lives in the apartment next door.
[18:03] Passionate Kiss
    You adore me and call me "Sis,"
[18:05] Passionate Kiss
    and secretly burn with
    passionate feelings for me!
[18:09] Passionate Kiss
    All right! You wanna marry me?!
[18:14] Mikazuki
    Oh, it worked!
[18:16] Mikazuki
    It worked, Ronaldo!
[18:18] Ronaldo
    Good job, Mikazuki!
[18:20] Ronaldo
    Also, I don't think that T-shirt's lame...
[18:23] Draluc
    Bastard! Their bond is even stronger now...
[18:27] Etiquette Breacher
    I, the great vampire, Etiquette Breacher,
    will show you what I can do!
[18:32] Draluc
    Oh, you're so dependable, Etiquette!
[18:34] Etiquette Breacher
    At least, I'll pretend to...
    and then I'll run away!
[18:39] Draluc
    You're useless!
[18:41] Draluc
    Please, Nudenium!
[18:45] Nudenium
    Young hunter.
[18:47] Baby Nudeniums/Nudenium
    --Nude, nude, nude, nude...
    --I'll make you a present of these
    fresh baby Nudeniums.
[18:54] Mikazuki
    Wait... Don't be flustered
    by a strange vampire.
[18:57] Baby Nudeniums/Mikazuki
    --Nude, nude, nude, nude...
    --Think. What would Ronaldo do?
[19:01] Mikazuki
    That's right!
[19:02] Mikazuki
    No matter who you're up against,
    think calmly about your opponent.
[19:05] Baby Nudeniums
    Nude, nude, nude, nude...
[19:09] Ronaldo
    Mikazuki!
[19:11] Mikazuki
    A hunter... um...
    finds patience like this... uh...
[19:17] Ronaldo
    Mikazuki!
[19:19] Ronaldo
    Jeez, what were you trying to do, Nudenium?
[19:23] Nudenium
    My compatriot recommended that
    I try planting more greenery--
[19:27] Ronaldo
    Just you try something on Mikazuki again!
[19:29] Draluc
    Too bad. It's too late.
[19:30] Sign
    "Calling"
[19:35] Micro Bikini
    Kneel before me, humans. It's me.
[19:38] Ronaldo
    You again, exhibitionist?!
[19:41] Micro Bikini
    It's annoying to do what
    the Progenitor's grandson says,
[19:44] Micro Bikini
    but it'll be fun to put you foolish
    hunters into bikinis again.
[19:48] Ronaldo
    Mikazuki, I'll punch this guy and--
[19:51] Mikazuki
    No, please let me fight him!
[19:54] Mikazuki
    I will definitely defeat him!
[19:57] Micro Bikini
    That's funny! What can a kid like you do?
[20:01] Mikazuki
    Can you still say that... after seeing this?!
[20:04] Micro Bikini
    Y-You're already wearing a bikini?!
[20:07] Micro Bikini
    And it's a hot pink lamé one!
[20:11] Mikazuki
    I've never forgotten the disgrace
    I suffered at your hands.
[20:14] Mikazuki
    I came up with this after
    thinking hard about it.
[20:18] Mikazuki
    To defeat you by putting on a bikini
    under my clothes in advance.
[20:22] Ronaldo
    Th-Then, you were wearing a bikini
    on the train to Shin-Yoko, too?
[20:27] Mikazuki
    A hunter is someone who can overcome shyness!
[20:31] Ronaldo
    You're not wrong.
[20:33] Draluc
    Aren't your priorities backwards there?!
[20:35] Draluc
    Hey, Bikini!
[20:37] Micro Bikini
    I'm done here.
[20:39] Micro Bkini
    I respect those who wear bikinis
    stylishly on their own.
[20:44] Micro Bikini
    Young hunter.
[20:45] Micro Bikini
    It looks like that day, when I made you
    wear a bikini, I set you on your path.
[20:51] Micro Bikini
    I'm proud--
[20:57] Ronaldo
    You've gotten better, Mikazuki.
    Congratulations.
[21:01] Ronaldo
    You're good enough a hunter
    to work in Shin-Yoko now!
[21:04] Mikazuki
    Ronaldo!
[21:07] Ronaldo
    Listen, Mikazuki.
[21:09] Ronaldo
    The vampires of Shin-Yoko
    are all tough and tricky.
[21:14] Ronaldo
    There are times when you need to sacrifice
    yourself in order to exterminate them.
[21:18] Ronaldo
    There are a lot of times when you can't
    be cool like in The Ronaldo Chronicles.
[21:22] Ronaldo
    Actually, you usually can't be cool.
[21:26] Ronaldo
    The Ronaldo Chronicles is made up of
    those cool times that I scraped together
[21:30] Ronaldo
    where "it's not like I'm lying"...
[21:34] Ronaldo
    In this environment, it's kind of
    impossible to become a cool hunter...
[21:39] Ronaldo
    Even so, if you want to be a hunter like me...
    I'll teach you everything I can!
[21:47] Ronaldo
    I look forward to working with you, Mikazuki!
[21:49] Mikazuki
    I'm going home!
[21:53] Ronaldo
    Mikazuki!
[23:28] Vamima Manager
    Please help, Ronaldo! It's my son,
    Bubuo! He won't wake up!
[23:29] Sign
    "Dream"
[23:32] Sign
    "Illusion"
[23:35] Draluc
    The vampire dies in no time.