# E8 - Oh! Nude
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UVX050/oh-nude)
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**[00:01] Ronaldo**
What, is that a baby Nudenium?
**[00:04] Draluc**
I'd call that a large Nudenium.
**[00:06] Ronaldo**
Damn it! I don't know what's going on,
but I can't leave it alone!
**[00:09] Ronaldo**
Let's go exterminate it!
**[00:10] Draluc**
Okay, I'll leave it to you.
**[00:12] Ronaldo**
Hey! Legendary Draluc Shield!
**[01:46] Draluc**
No...! I don't want to be involved!
**[01:47] Sign**
"Oh! Nude"
**[01:49] Draluc**
Not the butt!
**[01:54] Draluc/Ronaldo**
--Sand! Sand! Sand!
--Everyone, what's the situation?
**[01:56] Batter**
Honestly, I just want to go home and sleep.
**[01:59] Shot**
I can imagine what'll happen next.
**[02:03] Ronaldo**
But this is our job.
**[02:05] Ronaldo**
Anyway, we need to do something
about that giant ass.
**[02:09] Shot**
First, we've got to stop those legs somehow.
**[02:11] Batter**
Right!
**[02:12] Medoki**
I wonder... if this garlic ball will work!
**[02:17] Draluc**
Oh, in an old pond, gathering in a buttcrack,
are men called hunters.
**[02:20] Ronaldo**
Shut up, damn sandpile!
**[02:22] Draluc**
Sand!
**[02:26] Ronaldo**
Oh, it stopped!
**[02:30] Large Nudenium**
Nude!
**[02:32] Ronaldo**
The butt got bigger!
**[02:33] Draluc**
It's probably the butt's
self-preservation instinct.
**[02:36] Ronaldo**
What are you talking about?!
**[02:37] Maria**
This is bad. Will it get bigger if we hit it?
**[02:40] Ta Chan**
Can't attack. This is hard.
**[02:46] Shoka**
My high-pressure water current
might be able to stop it.
**[02:50] Medoki**
Why are you giving water to a plant?!
**[02:55] Ronaldo/Large Nudenium**
--It's gotten even bigger!
--Nude!
**[02:58] Shot**
It's coming!
**[02:59] Draluc**
It's a seed machine gun!
**[03:01] Shot**
I have a feeling something bad
will happen if we get hit!
**[03:03] Ronaldo**
Turn into a Lord Dral Barrier!
**[03:05] Draluc**
No!
**[03:07] Ta Chan**
Shot!
**[03:08] Shot**
This always happens to me...
**[03:11] Ronaldo**
Shot's blooming!
**[03:13] Draluc**
He looks like a succulent plant pot.
**[03:17] Ta Chan**
What's the matter, sea anemone?
**[03:18] Draluc**
Oh, no. This flower's sucking his blood.
**[03:22] Nudenium**
Stay calm! Swallow this.
**[03:24] Roanldo**
Nudenium!
**[03:31] Nudenium**
Humans. You'll be fine now.
**[03:34] Nudenium**
Come, if you take my seeds,
baby Nudenium's seeds won't work on you.
**[03:38] Nudenium**
The rest of you take them, too!
**[03:39] Ronaldo**
Thanks.
**[03:40] Ronaldo**
Like anyone'd take these!
**[03:42] Large Nudenium**
Nude!
**[03:45] Nudenium**
Apologies for the damage one of mine is doing.
**[03:49] Ronaldo**
What in the world happened?
**[03:51] Nudenium**
I don't know.
**[03:52] Nudenium**
A baby Nudenium that drank a supplement
the director gave me suddenly grew big...
**[03:57] Ronaldo**
It's all that crazy psycho idiot
bastard's fault again!
**[04:01] Nudenium**
Please. Will you carry me
to baby Nudenium's side?
**[04:05] Ronaldo**
Carry? How?
**[04:06] Draluc**
I'd probably die just looking up.
**[04:09] Batter**
What if I blow you away like a catapult?
**[04:11] Nudenium**
Yes, please do that!
**[04:13] Batter**
Okay, brace yourself!
**[04:16] Batter**
Home Run Full Swing!
**[04:18] Nudenium**
I'm on my way!
**[04:23] Ronaldo**
Hey, that's no good!
**[04:24] Large Nudenium**
Nude!
**[04:27] Draluc**
A butt's gonna destroy Shin-Yoko!
**[04:32] Maria**
Calm down!
**[04:33] Maria**
If it's a vampire, then there's
definitely a way to exterminate it!
**[04:36] Ronaldo/Draluc/Shot/Satetsu**
Maria!
**[04:37] Draluc**
Sand!
**[04:39] Shot**
Did you swallow the seed?!
**[04:41] Maria**
It keeps you from getting caught
by the big guy's seed attack, right?
**[04:44] Ronaldo**
You've got guts, but please be good to yourself!
**[04:49] Yomotsuzaka**
Foolish bastards, you look like
you're all having a hard time.
**[04:53] Ronaldo/Yomotsuzaka**
--Whose fault do you think that is?!
--Stop!
**[04:56] Yomotsuzaka**
I've brought a drug to neutralize that vampire.
**[05:01] Ronaldo**
Shut up! You caused this!
**[05:02] Ta Chan**
When this is over, I'll beat you up! Just wait!
**[05:04] Satetsu**
Now, now.
**[05:05] Yomotsuzaka**
Hmph. Just get this close and stick it in.
**[05:09] Yomotsuzaka**
Get it, fools?
**[05:10] Medoki**
It's hard to get close to that!
**[05:13] Shot**
Damn it, I guess I have to go.
**[05:16] Maria**
I can go, too!
**[05:17] Satetsu**
Wait. If you're hit by a seed,
that'll cause damage in and of itself.
**[05:21] Yomotsuzaka**
There's only one dose of this drug.
**[05:24] Yomotsuzaka**
Make sure you get it right
the first time, fools.
**[05:26] Yomotsuzaka**
Huh?
**[05:27] Ronaldo**
Protecting the public no matter
what happens is what hunters do!
**[05:32] Ronaldo**
Shot! Maria! I've learned from you two.
**[05:37] Shot**
Wait, Ronaldo!
**[05:43] Shot**
Putting his life on the line
to protect the town!
**[05:46] Satetsu**
Ronaldo, look out!
**[05:49] Maria**
Wow! He's dodging the storm of seeds!
**[05:54] Shot**
You can do it! You can get close!
**[05:57] Shoka**
Wait... if he could dodge them,
then what's the point in being nude?
**[06:13] Ronaldo**
Did it work?
**[06:16] Large Nudenium**
Nude...
**[06:20] Shot**
Can it still move?
**[06:22] Nudenium**
Baby Nudenium!
**[06:24] Shot**
Nudenium! When did you get there?!
**[06:26] Large Nudenium**
Nude...
**[06:28] Ronaldo**
Look out!
**[06:29] Ronaldo**
Run, Nudenium!
**[06:32] Nudenium**
It's okay. Calm down.
**[06:35] Nudenium**
You're safe now that I'm here.
**[06:38] Large Nudenium**
Nude...
**[06:42] Ronaldo**
Nudenium!
**[06:49] Nudenium**
Sorry to cause you all trouble.
**[06:52] Ronaldo**
Oh, good. Are you okay?!
**[06:54] Nudenium**
--Yes. The baby Nudenium also seems
refreshed after shedding all that.
**[06:55] Large Nudenium/Nudenium**
--Nude, nude, nude, nude!
--Yes. The baby Nudenium also seems
refreshed after shedding all that.
**[06:59] Nudenium**
Hunters! You all have good flower poses.
**[07:03] Ronaldo**
Idiot! We'll be able to go
back to normal, right?
**[07:06] Maria**
Well, I'm just glad everything seems fine.
**[07:11] Yomotsuzaka**
Anyway, this case looks like it's closed.
**[07:16] Yomotsuzaka**
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...
Wait! Listen, you fools!
**[07:20] Yomotsuzaka**
We won this time thanks to me...
**[07:23] Yomotsuzaka**
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...
**[07:25] Yomotsuzaka**
This might have a bad effect
on my brain-- Ow, ow! Stop!
**[07:30] Yomotsuzaka**
Help me, Satetsu!
**[07:31] Sign**
"Maybe that enough already?"
**[07:36] Sign**
"Handa's Dadandandan Da-Talk"
**[07:36] Handa**
My name is Tou Handa.
**[07:38] Handa**
I'm a dhampir who's a part of Vamp Control.
**[07:40] Handa**
And this is my mother,
the best mother in the world.
**[07:45] Handa**
My mother recently started
attending a knitting class.
**[07:49] Handa**
It seems like she's having fun. I'm glad.
**[07:52] Akemi**
I made a friend in class.
**[07:55] Akemi**
I'm meeting up with my friend tonight
to learn more about knitting!
**[07:59] Handa**
That's great, Mom. What's your friend like?
**[08:03] Akemi**
He's a man older than me.
**[08:05] Handa**
What?
**[08:06] Akemi**
He's very good at knitting.
**[08:09] Handa**
Can I go with you tonight?
I'm interested in knitting, too.
**[08:13] Akemi**
Oh, really? You were in the arts
and crafts club, weren't you?
**[08:17] Akemi**
--I'll ask him.
**[08:18] Akemi/Handa**
--That man might be a scoundrel
who's after my mother.
--I'll ask him.
**[08:20] Handa**
--That man might be a scoundrel
who's after my mother.
**[08:23] Handa**
I must protect my mother.
**[08:27] Akemi**
Oh, Mr. Yuzawa? Hello!
**[08:31] Mr. Lewd Talk**
Good evening, Mrs. Handa.
**[08:33] Handa**
You bastard!
**[08:36] Handa**
This man is the vampire, Mr. Lewd Talk!
**[08:39] Handa**
He hypnotizes people so they
can only say lewd things,
**[08:42] Handa**
and he's a dirty bastard who is notorious
even at the Vampire Control Division!
**[08:46] Handa**
What're you planning to do getting close
to my mother, you vulgar man?!
**[08:51] Akemi**
Momo, this is Mr. Yuzawa.
**[08:53] Mr. Lewd Talk**
Nice to meet you, Tou.
**[08:55] Handa**
Get away from him, Mom!
He's a perverted old man!
**[08:59] Akemi**
Momo?
**[09:00] Mr. Lewd Talk**
Oh, dear. Does this old body
look so spirited to you?
**[09:04] Handa**
You bastard!
**[09:06] Akemi**
Do you know Mr. Yuzawa?
**[09:08] Handa**
This guy--
**[09:10] Handa**
No, that...
**[09:12] Mr. Lewd Talk**
Are you nervous?
Come, let's go inside the cafe.
**[09:18] Handa**
Damn it, if this man tries anything on
my mother, I'll kill him immediately!
**[09:24] Mr. Lewd Talk**
Go ahead and take a seat, Mrs. Handa.
**[09:26] Handa**
Be careful, Mom! Something obscene
might be hidden in the chair!
**[09:31] Mr. Lewd Talk**
One roll cake set--
**[09:33] Handa**
What do you mean, "roll cake"?!
Is that a metaphor for penis, you pervert?!
**[09:36] Mr. Lewd Talk**
Did you bring you knitting needles today?
**[09:39] Handa**
Why are you talking about needles?!
This guy's completely guilty, Mom!
**[09:44] Handa**
No, Mom!
**[09:46] Akemi**
Momo, what's wrong?
**[09:48] Handa**
I... uh...
**[09:51] Mr. Lewd Talk**
Don't worry about it.
**[09:53] Mr. Lewd Talk**
Maybe he's worried since we
seem to get along so well.
**[09:57] Akemi**
I'm sorry, Mr. Yuzawa.
**[10:00] Akemi**
Momo?
**[10:01] Handa**
The damn weasel. What is he planning?!
**[10:05] Handa**
Bastard... I need to get him away
from my mother without shocking her...
**[10:11] Sagyo**
Maybe I'll buy some unusual food
for you this time, Burdy.
**[10:17] Handa**
Oh, I suddenly really want to buy a guppy!
**[10:21] Akemi**
Momo?
**[10:23] Sagyo**
Handa? What do you want out of the blue?!
**[10:26] Handa**
I'm hunting a perverted old man!
**[10:27] Sagyo**
What?
**[10:29] Akemi**
About that knitting method
you taught me the other day...
**[10:32] Sagyo**
Is that Mr. Lewd Talk?
**[10:33] Handa**
Go separate him from my mother in a natural way
**[10:37] Handa**
and kill him and feed him
to an ostrich or something.
**[10:39] Sagyo**
That's scary!
**[10:40] Sagyo**
But I do worry about what he's planning.
I'll try just questioning him for now.
**[10:47] Sagyo**
Excuse me.
**[10:49] Sagyo**
Do you have a moment?
**[10:50] Akemi**
Oh, are you from the Vampire Control Division?
**[10:53] Sagyo**
Yes.
**[10:58] Sagyo**
I want to be sandwiched between ripe breasts.
**[11:01] Handa**
Sagyo...!
**[11:03] Akemi**
Huh? Momo?
**[11:06] Handa**
You idiot! You were totally
caught in his hypnosis!
**[11:10] Sagyo**
N-No! I've just always liked
soft and bouncy things!
**[11:14] Handa**
Shut up! Don't you go
near my mother, either!
**[11:17] Handa**
Damn it! It's easy to catch him,
**[11:20] Handa**
but Mom will be sad if she finds out
her friend is a pervert.
**[11:23] Sagyo**
Yes. I also love sexy older women...
**[11:28] Sagyo**
Um, if you're going to get into bondage,
I think you should start tight--
**[11:31] Handa**
Write it down!
**[11:33] Sign**
"A childhood friend (older) who looks
proper but is actually perverted"
**[11:34] Handa**
Forget it. Next plan!
**[11:37] Handa**
You hide somewhere and wait.
**[11:39] Handa**
Once I get back to my seat,
I'll distract my mother.
**[11:43] Handa**
While she's distracted,
you tackle the old man and beat him up!
**[11:46] Sagyo**
Hot pot with girls going commando!
**[11:48] Handa**
Okay, that's enough!
**[11:52] Akemi**
Oh, Momo, earlier--
**[11:54] Handa**
Oh, an out of season butterfly!
**[11:56] Akemi**
Huh?
**[11:57] Handa**
Now, Sagyo!
**[11:58] Sagyo**
No, even if you signal me now...
**[12:01] Middle-Aged Woman A**
Oh, dear, what are you doing here?
**[12:05] Sagyo**
I love older women with big breasts!
**[12:07] Middle-Aged Woman A**
Oh, my, this boy's so passionate!
**[12:09] Middle-Aged Woman B**
Very well!
**[12:10] Middle-Aged Woman C**
We'll teach you what true love is!
**[12:15] Handa**
Sagyo, you idiot!
**[12:17] Mr. Lewd Talk**
Now, how about I teach you
a bit about knitting?
**[12:25] Handa**
I can't let this go on any longer!
I need to prioritize eliminating him!
**[12:28] Handa**
Mom, get away from him!
**[12:30] Handa**
This man is...
**[12:33] Handa**
Shoot!
**[12:35] Akemi**
Momo?
**[12:38] Mr. Lewd Talk**
A beautiful married woman's lewd talk seems fun,
**[12:41] Mr. Lewd Talk**
but the lewd talk her beloved son could spew
in front of his mom sounds even more fun!
**[12:49] Mr. Lewd Talk**
What's wrong, Tou?
Does something about me bother you?
**[12:53] Akemi**
Wh-What's the matter, Momo?
**[12:55] Mr. Lewd Talk**
Look, your mother's worried, too.
What happened?
**[13:00] Mr. Lewd Talk**
Please explain. What did you
want to say about me?
**[13:04] Mr. Lewd Talk**
Don't hold back if you have something to say.
**[13:06] Mr. Lewd Talk**
Not saying anything now will
just create a misunderstanding.
**[13:11] Mr. Lewd Talk**
Try saying it, Tou. Hurry!
Say what's in your heart--
**[13:18] Akemi**
I don't know what you did,
but don't bully Tou!
**[13:29] Mr. Lewd Talk**
You win! Oh, the love between parent and child.
**[13:32] Mr. Lewd Talk**
I can't win against love.
It's my loss this time.
**[13:36] Mr. Lewd Talk**
Tou, I'll leave quietly.
**[13:40] Mr. Lewd Talk**
You have a wonderful mother.
Take good care of her.
**[13:46] Handa**
Even I...
**[13:51] Handa**
Even I want to be hugged close
to Mom's chest some...
**[13:57] Handa**
...times...
**[13:59] Mr. Lewd Talk**
Oh?
**[14:06] Sign**
"Momo"
**[14:07] Akemi**
Momo?
**[14:11] Sign**
"Will the Moon Rise Again over Shin-Yoko?"
**[14:12] Mikazuki**
How...
**[14:13] Sign**
"Will the Moon Rise Again over Shin-Yoko?"
"The War Chronicles of Ronaldo"
**[14:13] Mikazuki**
How strong and cool is he!
**[14:15] Sign**
"The War Chronicles of Ronaldo"
**[14:16] Mikazuki**
Amazing! He's really an amazing hunter!
**[14:21] Mikazuki**
I need to see him again! I need to see Ronaldo!
**[14:25] Sign**
"Everyone welcome"
"Ronaldo Vampire Hunter Agency"
**[14:26] Mikazuki**
Please!
**[14:28] Mikazuki**
Please make me your sidekick...
**[14:30] Mikazuki**
No, your assistant...
No, your apprentice!
**[14:34] Ronaldo**
R-Right... But I'm not really so great
as to take on apprentices...
**[14:40] Mikazuki**
Please! I'll do anything!
**[14:42] Draluc**
Oh, what wonderful youth and passion
to be so moved by *The Ronaldo Chronicles*
**[14:46] Draluc**
that you'd come back to Shin-Yoko!
**[14:48] Draluc**
It's like reading *Don't Abuse Psychology*
and wanting to become a psychologist.
**[14:52] Ronaldo**
Shut up!
**[14:54] Mikazuki**
Please! I want to learn
your techniques up close!
**[14:58] Draluc**
*The Ronaldo Chronicles* really strike a chord
with the adolescent heart, huh?
**[15:00] Draluc**
You'll want to hide this dark past later.
**[15:02] Ronaldo**
I'll kill you, damn sandpile!
**[15:04] Ronaldo**
But it's not like I can act like a teacher...
**[15:08] Draluc**
Well, you *are* a gorilla who exterminates
with the power of your arms and muscles.
**[15:14] Mikazuki**
Then, I'll show you I can be
more useful than that guy,
**[15:16] Mikazuki**
so let me stay here instead of him!
**[15:18] Ronaldo**
Oh, that's a good idea!
**[15:19] Draluc**
What're you saying, Big Forehead Four-Eyes?!
**[15:22] Mikazuki**
Then, what can *you* do for Ronaldo?!
**[15:25] Draluc**
I do a lot of stuff!
I stuck a lot of burrs onto Ronaldo's coat!
**[15:29] Ronaldo**
Was that you?! You damn bastard!
**[15:32] Draluc**
Sand!
**[15:34] Draluc**
Think about this calmly, Ronaldo.
**[15:36] Ronaldo**
Huh?!
**[15:37] Draluc**
This office is basically
already 90% Castle Draluc.
**[15:41] Draluc**
In the first place, all your success
and fame are thanks to me.
**[15:46] Draluc**
If you're going to bow to me--
**[15:53] Draluc**
That little pipsqueak and Ronaldo the Panic King
**[15:56] Draluc**
are sure to become a pair
of walking train wrecks.
**[15:59] Draluc**
If you come crying to my greatness
later, it'll be too Late-aldo--
**[16:03] Mikazuki**
Ronaldo, please leave sensing vampires to me.
**[16:07] Mikazuki**
I'm a dhampir, you know.
**[16:09] Mikazuki**
And I organized your schedule for today.
**[16:13] Ronaldo**
Sorry to make you do all
the boring stuff. And thanks.
**[16:16] Ronaldo**
Not only is that idiot useless,
**[16:19] Ronaldo**
but he gets in the way no matter
what I ask him to do.
**[16:21] Ronaldo**
It's like all pain, no gain with him--
**[16:23] Ronaldo**
Huh? Why haven't I kicked
the freeloader out yet?
**[16:27] Ronaldo**
This is seriously a great
chance to get rid of him!
**[16:31] Draluc**
Sand!
**[16:32] Draluc**
At this rate, my agency will be taken
by that Big Forehead Four-Eyes!
**[16:36] Draluc**
I won't allow it! That place is John
and my New Castle Draluc!
**[16:36] Sign**
"Castle Draluc"
**[16:42] Draluc**
And so, I've callled all my
dependable compatriots!
**[16:46] Draluc**
First off, Big Forehead Four-- Sand!
**[16:49] Draluc**
Poke that Big Forehead Four-Eyes around
and make him go back to Tokyo.
**[16:54] Nudenium**
It's not good to gang up on a young
person working hard, you know.
**[16:59] Draluc**
Please stop with the sound
arguments that make sense.
**[17:02] Draluc**
Anyway, I'm not telling you guys to beat him up.
**[17:05] Draluc**
I just want you to teach him more
about how harsh Shin-Yoko is...
**[17:09] Draluc**
Hey, are you listening?
**[17:10] Draluc**
Huh? Where'd Kiss go?
**[17:13] Passionate Kiss**
Handsome, handsome, man, man!
**[17:14] Draluc**
You idiot!
**[17:16] Ronaldo**
Stop that, hotdog!
**[17:18] Ronaldo**
Don't touch Mikazuki!
**[17:20] Passionate Kiss**
Oh, another handsome man!
**[17:22] Passionate Kiss**
I'll take you on one at a time,
so don't fight over me, Handsomes.
**[17:26] Passionate Kiss**
Here, take a number.
**[17:28] Ronaldo**
No thanks! I'll kill you!
**[17:29] Mikazuki**
Please let me handle this.
**[17:32] Passionate Kiss**
Welcome, Handsome!
**[17:34] Mikazuki**
The key to beating you is to make myself
what you wouldn't consider "handsome."
**[17:39] Mikazuki**
A hunter... doesn't care about appearances!
**[17:42] Sign**
"Sandwich"
**[17:44] Passionate Kiss**
What?! A lame T-shirt?!
**[17:46] Mikazuki**
And I've changed my glasses to an old pair!
**[17:49] Pasionate Kiss**
Y-You're...
**[17:51] Mikazuki**
Well, vampire? Now I'm not handsome anymore!
**[17:55] Ronaldo**
Wait, that T-shirt's lame?
**[17:57] Mikazuki**
Ronaldo?!
**[17:58] Passionate Kiss**
You're like a refined younger man
who lives in the apartment next door.
**[18:03] Passionate Kiss**
You adore me and call me "Sis,"
**[18:05] Passionate Kiss**
and secretly burn with
passionate feelings for me!
**[18:09] Passionate Kiss**
All right! You wanna marry me?!
**[18:14] Mikazuki**
Oh, it worked!
**[18:16] Mikazuki**
It worked, Ronaldo!
**[18:18] Ronaldo**
Good job, Mikazuki!
**[18:20] Ronaldo**
Also, I don't think that T-shirt's lame...
**[18:23] Draluc**
Bastard! Their bond is even stronger now...
**[18:27] Etiquette Breacher**
I, the great vampire, Etiquette Breacher,
will show you what I can do!
**[18:32] Draluc**
Oh, you're so dependable, Etiquette!
**[18:34] Etiquette Breacher**
At least, I'll pretend to...
and then I'll run away!
**[18:39] Draluc**
You're useless!
**[18:41] Draluc**
Please, Nudenium!
**[18:45] Nudenium**
Young hunter.
**[18:47] Baby Nudeniums/Nudenium**
--Nude, nude, nude, nude...
--I'll make you a present of these
fresh baby Nudeniums.
**[18:54] Mikazuki**
Wait... Don't be flustered
by a strange vampire.
**[18:57] Baby Nudeniums/Mikazuki**
--Nude, nude, nude, nude...
--Think. What would Ronaldo do?
**[19:01] Mikazuki**
That's right!
**[19:02] Mikazuki**
No matter who you're up against,
think calmly about your opponent.
**[19:05] Baby Nudeniums**
Nude, nude, nude, nude...
**[19:09] Ronaldo**
Mikazuki!
**[19:11] Mikazuki**
A hunter... um...
finds patience like this... uh...
**[19:17] Ronaldo**
Mikazuki!
**[19:19] Ronaldo**
Jeez, what were you trying to do, Nudenium?
**[19:23] Nudenium**
My compatriot recommended that
I try planting more greenery--
**[19:27] Ronaldo**
Just you try something on Mikazuki again!
**[19:29] Draluc**
Too bad. It's too late.
**[19:30] Sign**
"Calling"
**[19:35] Micro Bikini**
Kneel before me, humans. It's me.
**[19:38] Ronaldo**
You again, exhibitionist?!
**[19:41] Micro Bikini**
It's annoying to do what
the Progenitor's grandson says,
**[19:44] Micro Bikini**
but it'll be fun to put you foolish
hunters into bikinis again.
**[19:48] Ronaldo**
Mikazuki, I'll punch this guy and--
**[19:51] Mikazuki**
No, please let me fight him!
**[19:54] Mikazuki**
I will definitely defeat him!
**[19:57] Micro Bikini**
That's funny! What can a kid like you do?
**[20:01] Mikazuki**
Can you still say that... after seeing *this*?!
**[20:04] Micro Bikini**
Y-You're already wearing a bikini?!
**[20:07] Micro Bikini**
And it's a hot pink lamé one!
**[20:11] Mikazuki**
I've never forgotten the disgrace
I suffered at your hands.
**[20:14] Mikazuki**
I came up with this after
thinking hard about it.
**[20:18] Mikazuki**
To defeat you by putting on a bikini
under my clothes in advance.
**[20:22] Ronaldo**
Th-Then, you were wearing a bikini
on the train to Shin-Yoko, too?
**[20:27] Mikazuki**
A hunter is someone who can overcome shyness!
**[20:31] Ronaldo**
You're not wrong.
**[20:33] Draluc**
Aren't your priorities backwards there?!
**[20:35] Draluc**
Hey, Bikini!
**[20:37] Micro Bikini**
I'm done here.
**[20:39] Micro Bkini**
I respect those who wear bikinis
stylishly on their own.
**[20:44] Micro Bikini**
Young hunter.
**[20:45] Micro Bikini**
It looks like that day, when I made you
wear a bikini, I set you on your path.
**[20:51] Micro Bikini**
I'm proud--
**[20:57] Ronaldo**
You've gotten better, Mikazuki.
Congratulations.
**[21:01] Ronaldo**
You're good enough a hunter
to work in Shin-Yoko now!
**[21:04] Mikazuki**
Ronaldo!
**[21:07] Ronaldo**
Listen, Mikazuki.
**[21:09] Ronaldo**
The vampires of Shin-Yoko
are all tough and tricky.
**[21:14] Ronaldo**
There are times when you need to sacrifice
yourself in order to exterminate them.
**[21:18] Ronaldo**
There are a lot of times when you can't
be cool like in *The Ronaldo Chronicles*.
**[21:22] Ronaldo**
Actually, you usually can't be cool.
**[21:26] Ronaldo**
*The Ronaldo Chronicles* is made up of
those cool times that I scraped together
**[21:30] Ronaldo**
where "it's not like I'm lying"...
**[21:34] Ronaldo**
In this environment, it's kind of
impossible to become a cool hunter...
**[21:39] Ronaldo**
Even so, if you want to be a hunter like me...
I'll teach you everything I can!
**[21:47] Ronaldo**
I look forward to working with you, Mikazuki!
**[21:49] Mikazuki**
I'm going home!
**[21:53] Ronaldo**
Mikazuki!
**[23:28] Vamima Manager**
Please help, Ronaldo! It's my son,
Bubuo! He won't wake up!
**[23:29] Sign**
"Dream"
**[23:32] Sign**
"Illusion"
**[23:35] Draluc**
The vampire dies in no time.