E7 - Lewd Talk-a-Talk-Talk-Talk

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[00:02] ---
    I hope we get an interesting
    job tonight, too.
[00:05] ---
    I don't. It's not supposed
    to be entertainment.
[00:08] ---
    This is bad, Ronaldo!
[00:09] ---
    Manager, what's wrong?!
[00:11] ---
    If you could make a naked woman
    wear just one thing,
[00:13] ---
    would you choose glasses or socks?
[00:16] ---
    Go home.
[01:48] ---
    What did you come here
    all of a sudden to say?!
[01:48] ---
    "Lewd Talk-a-Talk-Talk-Talk"
    What did you come here
    all of a sudden to say?!
[01:50] ---
    "Lewd Talk-a-Talk-Talk-Talk"
    Don't you have any customers at Vamima?!
[01:51] ---
    "Lewd Talk-a-Talk-Talk-Talk"
    N-No, Ronaldo! That's not it!
[01:53] ---
    I'm just seriously contemplating which gem
    would best adorn the naked body.
[01:57] ---
    Naked with glasses, or naked with socks?
    You can't choose thoughtlessly!
[02:01] ---
    Go home! Go to sleep!
[02:02] ---
    Wait, Ronaldo. Could this be
    some kind of metaphor?
[02:06] ---
    Is he trying to tell us something
    using "naked" and "glasses"?
[02:09] ---
    Don't use "naked" or "glasses"!
[02:11] ---
    Help!
[02:23] ---
    You're naughty kids to be participating
    in night amusements.
[02:26] ---
    But I like naughty kids who are honest
    about their selfish desires.
[02:33] ---
    Now, I'll make you even more honest!
[02:42] ---
    What? A hunter?
[02:45] ---
    Ronaldo, are you okay?
[02:47] ---
    Yeah.
[02:49] ---
    I want a lady with big boobs
[02:50] ---
    to press my hand against her chest
    and ask if I want to feel her boobs!
[02:53] ---
    What?
[02:55] ---
    Why do you want to feel
    someone's boobs? Are you tired?
[02:57] ---
    W-Wait! I didn't mean that!
[02:59] ---
    I didn't mean, "I want to feel"! I meant,
    "I want her to let me feel" them!
[03:01] ---
    That sounds the same to me!
[03:05] ---
    You are under my spell now, too.
[03:08] ---
    What?!
[03:09] ---
    "Vampire - Mr. Lewd Talk"
    I'm the vampire, Mr. Lewd Talk.
[03:12] ---
    "Vampire - Mr. Lewd Talk"
    Mr. Lewd Talk?!
[03:14] ---
    Those I hypnotize can
    only say lewd things.
[03:18] ---
    I like watching people panic when
    their sexual fetishes are revealed.
[03:22] ---
    This guy's hopeless.
[03:24] ---
    "Bastard, I'm a hunter.
    You won't escape me!"
    Bastard, I want a lady
    with big boobs to spoil me!
[03:27] ---
    This guy's just a guy
    who loves boobs.
[03:30] ---
    "Do you think you can beat me
    with such a dumb ability?"
    Do you think even a younger girl is fine
    as long as she has big boobs?
[03:33] ---
    Of course I don't.
    So I'm running away!
[03:36] ---
    You bastard!
[03:37] ---
    Wait!
[03:39] ---
    "You can" "Do it"
    Vampire!
[03:40] ---
    Hinaichi! I wanna touch your nips!
[03:41] ---
    "Don't touch his beam!"
    Hinaichi! I wanna touch your nips!
[03:42] ---
    What are you saying, pervert!
[03:45] ---
    Hinaichi!
[03:48] ---
    "Bastard! What did you do!?"
    Wee-wee! Wee-wee, wee-wee?
[03:51] ---
    What's wrong? You suddenly sound
    like an elementary school boy.
[03:55] ---
    W... Wee-wee!
[03:55] ---
    "W..."
    W... Wee-wee!
[03:56] ---
    "Wait!!"
    W... Wee-wee!
[03:57] ---
    Hinaichi!
[03:59] ---
    It's the vampire
    Mr. Lewd Talk's hypnosis.
[04:02] ---
    If he hypnotizes you,
    you can only say lewd things.
[04:04] ---
    What an interestin--I mean, scary guy.
[04:07] ---
    "Damn it! He got away..."
    Damn it! I'd want to put
    a cardigan on a naked girl...
[04:10] ---
    So that's why you've turned into
    a walking fetish receptacle.
[04:13] ---
    Wee-wee-wee...
[04:14] ---
    Hinaichi knows so few lewd words that she
    sounds like she's making animal sounds.
[04:19] ---
    Anyway, if we don't eliminate him soon,
[04:21] ---
    then the whole town will turn
    into a dirty joke wonderland.
[04:22] ---
    I know! I like naked girls
    with glasses, too!
[04:25] ---
    But before that,
    let me just record-- Sand!
[04:29] ---
    A butt looks sexier in a pantsuit
    than in a tight skirt.
[04:32] ---
    Oh, yeah. Suits are the best...
[04:34] ---
    Wait, for skirts...
[04:36] ---
    He's already doing damage.
[04:39] ---
    Arm guy! Have you seen Mr. Lewd Talk?
[04:42] ---
    Oh, Dra--
[04:43] ---
    I see, he got you, too.
[04:45] ---
    But this is an emergency!
    Please tell us--which way did he go?
[04:50] ---
    What's wrong? Hurry up!
    It's for the sake of the public!
[04:54] ---
    O-Over that way... I want to be led...
[04:58] ---
    I see, you like strong women.
[05:00] ---
    Don't tease him!
[05:02] ---
    "He came into the guild suddenly,"
    I like girls who come on strong
    and take action decisively.
[05:04] ---
    "created a flash, and then ran away."
    I like girls who come on strong
    and take action decisively.
[05:06] ---
    Right. I don't get it, but I kind of do.
[05:09] ---
    With men, it all comes down to size!
[05:11] ---
    Girls worried about their
    small breasts are sexy!
[05:13] ---
    The hipline is essential.
[05:14] ---
    Man, what a disaster.
[05:16] ---
    A cute girl...
[05:17] ---
    ...with unwanted hair turns me on.
[05:18] ---
    "Vampire Hunter -  Shot"
    ...with unwanted hair turns me on.
[05:19] ---
    "Vampire Hunter -  Shot"
    It's sad that this is the first
    time we see his name.
[05:22] ---
    I ***** but especially .
[05:25] ---
    To have his lewd talk censored!
    That's Master for you.
[05:27] ---
    --Well...
    --He's completely different from you guys.
[05:29] ---
    Shut up! I love boobs!
[05:31] ---
    Wee-wee!
[05:32] ---
    Anyway, that guy's still close by!
[05:35] ---
    An opening! Lewd Talk Beam!
[05:38] ---
    John Guard!
[05:42] ---
    Oh, no, John!
[05:43] ---
    Bastard, how dare you do this to John!
[05:45] ---
    Whoa, he's so fast!
[05:47] ---
    Damn it, we need a plan, everyone!
[05:50] ---
    Wee?
[05:54] ---
    It's total pandemonium. How fun!
[05:56] ---
    It'll be entertaining to take advantage
    of this fuss and suck some blood.
[05:59] ---
    That's enough, insolent compatriot.
[06:02] ---
    Wh-What are you?!
[06:04] ---
    I'm the vampire, Odd Creature.
[06:10] ---
    You act in vain.
[06:11] ---
    That won't work on me since I let all
    my worldly desires out in full view.
[06:15] ---
    Give it up, Mr. Lewd Talk.
    Now go, Odd Creature!
[06:21] ---
    Lewd compatriot,
    your idea of desire is wrong.
[06:25] ---
    Opening the door to desire
    is what makes it beautiful.
[06:29] ---
    Very well. Your desire and my
    desire--let's see whose is better!
[06:36] ---
    Your door was opened because
    of an exterior impetus.
[06:40] ---
    Being able to make your
    own choice is important!
[06:44] ---
    Then, let me ask you--
    what is true free will?
[06:47] ---
    Lewd talk coming out of
    someone proper is good,
[06:49] ---
    but someone worldly being
    taken by surprise is the best.
[06:51] ---
    It's true that when a woman experienced
    in the ways of the world
[06:54] ---
    gives an innocent reaction, it's really--
[06:57] ---
    A kindred spirit!
[06:58] ---
    Morons!
[07:00] ---
    Now, let us pull all of humanity
    into the whirlpool of lewd talk!
[07:04] ---
    I'm sorry, compatriot.
[07:08] ---
    No, I'm the one who's sorry.
[07:11] ---
    I used you to stall for time.
[07:14] ---
    Now, I'll have fun playing with you!
[07:16] ---
    Pain is good sometimes, too, right?
[07:25] ---
    I may perish, but lewd talk will survi--
[07:32] ---
    Thank you very much!
[07:37] ---
    Boobman, how are you?
[07:39] ---
    Did someone let you feel theirs?
[07:40] ---
    Forget that already, damn it!
[07:46] ---
    "Tou Handa's Terrible Day Off"
[07:48] ---
    "Tou Handa's Terrible Day Off"
    I am Tou Handa. A dhampir who is
    a member of the Vampire Division.
[07:52] ---
    I'm off duty today. I feel great.
[07:57] ---
    Morning, Mom.
[08:00] ---
    Morning, Momo!
[08:02] ---
    "Akemi Handa"
[08:03] ---
    "Akemi Handa"
    This is my mother, the kindest
    and loveliest mom in the world.
[08:07] ---
    You look happy. What's up?
[08:10] ---
    Actually, I have a date with
    Ronaldo the Great today!
[08:20] ---
    Ronaldo the Great is actually here!
[08:23] ---
    I'm so nervous! Will I really be okay?
[08:26] ---
    "I <3 Ronaldo"
    "Akemi's Ronaldo Chronicles Fan Friends"
    Akemi, you'll be fine!
[08:29] ---
    "I <3 Ronaldo"
    "Akemi's Ronaldo Chronicles Fan Friends"
    You won, so go enjoy yourself!
[08:31] ---
    You won, so go enjoy yourself!
[08:33] ---
    Thanks!
[08:35] ---
    Um...
[08:36] ---
    N-Nice to meet you, Ronaldo the--Ronaldo.
[08:40] ---
    H-Hello, I'm Ronaldo.
[08:44] ---
    I'm so happy to meet you!
[08:45] ---
    I'm sorry an old lady
    like me won the date.
[08:48] ---
    But I'm a huge fan of
    The Ronaldo Chronicles.
[08:50] ---
    Even my husband laughs at me.
[08:52] ---
    Oh, will you sign this for me?
[08:55] ---
    Huh? Oh, um, much obliged.
[08:58] ---
    I-I didn't think Handa's mom would win...
[09:02] ---
    There was an ad for it in the last volume
    of Autumn's literary magazine, remember?
[09:06] ---
    "Win a Half-Day Date with Ronaldo"
    There was an ad for it in the last volume
    of Autumn's literary magazine, remember?
[09:07] ---
    "Win a Half-Day Date with Ronaldo"
    We have a winner for the
    Half-Day Date with Ronaldo,
[09:12] ---
    "Win a Half-Day Date with Ronaldo"
    so you'll go on the date tomorrow.
[09:14] ---
    This is the first I've heard
    of any of this!
[09:16] ---
    "Date Project"
    "Confidential"
    It's an important project to promote
    sales of The Ronaldo Chronicles.
[09:19] ---
    "Date Project"
    "Confidential"
    Please do your best to not screw this up.
[09:24] ---
    This'll definitely be a huge disaster
    if Handa finds out about it, damn it.
[09:28] ---
    --Right, let's go then.
    --If that happens,
    Mr. Fukuma will chop me down!
[09:31] ---
    I need to get this over with peacefully
    somehow, without any fuss...
[09:36] ---
    There's no way I'll let this
    end peacefully, Ronaldo!
[09:39] ---
    Now, things are getting interesting, John!
[09:42] ---
    I was wondering why you called me
    suddenly, but I see what it is now.
[09:46] ---
    But I'm surprised you're
    just sneaking around.
[09:49] ---
    I thought for sure you'd charge in
    with an anti-tank gun or something.
[09:53] ---
    Bastard, what do you think I am?
[09:55] ---
    A landmine with legs.
[09:57] ---
    Sand...
[09:59] ---
    If I beat up Ronaldo right now,
    my mom'll be sad!
[10:03] ---
    She was l... lo...
[10:06] ---
    ...looking forward to this!
[10:09] ---
    But! If I expose his disgraceful
    behavior in front of her,
[10:12] ---
    then she'll be disillusioned
    and come to her senses!
[10:14] ---
    That's right! This is my
    chance! My chance!
[10:17] ---
    Cold sweat, cold sweat.
[10:21] ---
    Oh, um, are you all right with human food?
[10:24] ---
    Yes.
[10:25] ---
    How are you planning to expose
    his disgraceful behavior?
[10:29] ---
    These kinds of dates usually
    involve a meal and a walk.
[10:33] ---
    They'll probably go to
    the restaurant up ahead.
[10:37] ---
    See?
[10:38] ---
    Wow, you're right!
    So? What will you do?
[10:42] ---
    I'll switch his food with this
    special celery Hamburg steak!
[10:45] ---
    Your plan's suddenly sloppy!
[10:47] ---
    He'll eat one bite and go, "Gah!"
[10:48] ---
    Mom'll think it's gross!
    It's the perfect plan!
[10:52] ---
    Come on, we're going in.
[10:53] ---
    Man, this is even dumber than usual!
[10:56] ---
    I'm Handa, here as temporary staff!
[10:59] ---
    Well, it's like, this is really
    a restaurant, you know?
[11:02] ---
    Bastard, chatting with my mom!
[11:05] ---
    I'll wipe that stupid look
    off your face, Ronaldo!
[11:07] ---
    Faint in agony from this
    celery Hamburg steak!
[11:10] ---
    --What?!
    --We'll eat that!
[11:14] ---
    I don't know what you're trying,
    but it's uncouth, boy.
[11:16] ---
    We won't let you get in Ronaldo
    the Great and Akemi's way.
[11:20] ---
    An unexpected ambush...
[11:22] ---
    Thanks for waiting. This is the chef's
    recommended Hamburg steak.
[11:26] ---
    Bastard!
[11:28] ---
    A whole celery stalk was used
    as the secret ingredient.
[11:34] ---
    Ronaldo, are you all right?
[11:36] ---
    Y-Yeah... I just don't like celery...
[11:39] ---
    I'm a puking worm who pukes just because
    I don't like it, so you can scorn me...
[11:46] ---
    Everyone has things they can't eat.
    I'm not going to scorn you.
[11:52] ---
    So kind...
[11:53] ---
    I can't believe you're Handa's mom.
[11:56] ---
    I mean, it was written in volume one
    on page 152 that you didn't like celery,
[11:59] ---
    so I'm happy to find out it's true!
[12:01] ---
    Yup, you're Handa's mom.
[12:03] ---
    Oh, can I take a commemorative picture?
[12:04] ---
    Please don't!
[12:06] ---
    Thank you for coming.
[12:08] ---
    What love! That's Mom for you...
[12:11] ---
    Damn it, next! Let's go, Draluc!
[12:14] ---
    I think in order to make
    the celery flavor bolder--
[12:17] ---
    Sand!
[12:18] ---
    Draluc!
[12:19] ---
    Come on, after them!
[12:23] ---
    "Crepes"
[12:25] ---
    Shall we sit on a bench?
[12:27] ---
    Yes.
[12:28] ---
    Now they're eating crepes?!
    Just you watch, Ronaldo! I'll kill you!
[12:32] ---
    What will you do next?
[12:34] ---
    Mom has a kind, just heart,
[12:37] ---
    so she hates those who
    pick on kids and animals.
[12:40] ---
    How did her son end up like this then? So?
[12:43] ---
    So--first, you turn into a cute bat.
[12:46] ---
    Sorry, I know what's going to happen next.
[12:50] ---
    Did that cleanse your palate?
[12:52] ---
    Oh, please forget about
    what happened earlier.
[12:56] ---
    Rustle, rustle, rustle, rustle, rustle.
[12:58] ---
    Glance.
[12:59] ---
    Rustle, rustle, rustle,
    rustle, rustle, rustle...
[13:03] ---
    Rustle, rustle, rustle, rustle-- Sand!
[13:05] ---
    Draluc!
[13:08] ---
    What was that gross thing?
[13:10] ---
    Even Gautama Buddha would've
    killed that without hesitation!
[13:12] ---
    Well, I have a tendency to fail
    at my transformations.
[13:15] ---
    Oh?
[13:16] ---
    Ronaldo is seriously pissed.
[13:18] ---
    Like I care! Piss him off more!
[13:20] ---
    If it's come to this, I'll have
    to use my ultimate weapon!
[13:24] ---
    ""
    "Inferior vampire who melts away
    clothes into high-leg outfits"
    Expose your high-leg self, Ronaldo!
[13:27] ---
    Go! Go get Ronaldo!
[13:37] ---
    If it's come to this...
    If it's come to this...
[13:40] ---
    Give up and go home and sleep already.
[13:52] ---
    Mom...!
[14:08] ---
    What was that all of a sudden?
    That scared me.
[14:12] ---
    Are you all right, Akemi?
[14:14] ---
    Wow...
[14:16] ---
    Ronaldo the Great, thank you so much!
[14:19] ---
    As expected of a hunter!
[14:21] ---
    Huh? Momo?
    What are you doing here?
[14:24] ---
    Huh? Huh? Uh...
[14:26] ---
    Momo, did you want to meet Ronaldo
    the Great, too? Sorry I hogged him...
[14:30] ---
    Huh?
[14:31] ---
    Was that what it was?
[14:33] ---
    Jealous of your mom?
[14:34] ---
    So cute!
[14:37] ---
    My son's a fan, too!
    Will you shake his hand?
[14:42] ---
    H-Hello...
[14:56] ---
    No...!
[15:08] ---
    "And Then Comes Father"
[15:16] ---
    Hey, Ronaldo! It's so boring!
[15:19] ---
    Wanna play Vario Kart?
[15:26] ---
    Where are you going? Sandbucks?
[15:28] ---
    I wanna go, too.
[15:30] ---
    I even practiced a spell to
    get ready to go to Sandies--
[15:32] ---
    Venti mocha, add shots of hazelnut,
    vanilla, almond, and caramel
[15:35] ---
    with extra whip and caramel sauce.
[15:38] ---
    Can you take care of that idiot
    for me for a while?
[15:43] ---
    Now I can concentrate on my writing.
[15:47] ---
    Huh?
[15:50] ---
    Welcome back.
[15:54] ---
    Bastard, how did you get back here--?
[15:57] ---
    Huh? He didn't die.
[16:00] ---
    Do you not know how to treat guests, Paul?
[16:03] ---
    Huh? You're Draluc's old man!
[16:06] ---
    Long time no see, Paul--
    I mean, Hunter Ronaldo!
[16:10] ---
    Go home!
[16:11] ---
    Will you let me talk to you
    for just a little longer?
[16:13] ---
    What do you want, barging in like this?!
[16:15] ---
    I came to see my son, of course.
[16:18] ---
    What? Are you saying I'm wrong for
    coming all this way to visit my son?
[16:23] ---
    You are wrong if you come in without
    permission and make yourself tea!
[16:26] ---
    Well, where is Draluc?
[16:28] ---
    Oh, he went out. You just missed him!
[16:31] ---
    Um... he's out volunteering to help
    with the emotional education of kids.
[16:35] ---
    I-I expect no less from my son!
[16:38] ---
    That's too bad, though.
[16:41] ---
    I brought so many presents for him, too.
[16:43] ---
    If you're spoiled for 200 years,
    you'll turn out like Draluc...
[16:47] ---
    I have a present for you, too, John.
    It's the turntable you wanted.
[16:50] ---
    An unexpected hobby!
[16:52] ---
    Here's something for you, too, Paul.
    It's from the 100-yen shop.
[16:56] ---
    Go home, damn it!
[16:58] ---
    I have no choice.
[16:59] ---
    I'll wait here until Draluc gets back!
[17:01] ---
    Did you hear anything I said?!
[17:03] ---
    ♬ Cruel hunter! I won't move
    one step until I see my son! ♬
[17:07] ---
    Don't dance!
[17:08] ---
    Damn it... Oh, well, I'll just
    ignore him. Ignore him!
[17:11] ---
    Pretend he's not there and concentrate...
[17:17] ---
    What, is that the next
    Ronaldo Chronicles book?
[17:20] ---
    Bear it! You lose if you react!
[17:22] ---
    Let's see... "And then
    I threw a ball at him"--
[17:25] ---
    Don't read it!
[17:27] ---
    About The Ronaldo Chronicles--
[17:29] ---
    I must say, you haven't done nearly
    enough research about vampires.
[17:33] ---
    Especially how you depict Draluc!
[17:35] ---
    You should write more
    details about my son.
[17:37] ---
    I want to punch him so hard...
[17:39] ---
    I brought this because
    I thought it could help you.
[17:42] ---
    Draluc's photo album,
    with pictures by Daddy!
[17:44] ---
    Take that home!
[17:46] ---
    Why do you have a photo album?!
    You guys don't show up in pictures, right?
[17:49] ---
    We do if we try hard with a nice camera.
[17:52] ---
    My son was so cute when he was young...
[17:55] ---
    Because he was weak, I worried a lot,
[17:58] ---
    but 200 years ago, we were much more
    at odds with humans than we are now.
[18:04] ---
    I swore that I would protect
    that frail child until the end.
[18:09] ---
    "Draluc's Birthday"
    Well, cameras weren't
    invented yet 200 years ago,
[18:11] ---
    "Draluc's Birthday"
    so I don't haven't any pictures
    of him from back then, though!
[18:14] ---
    "Draluc's Birthday"
    Then don't show these to me!
[18:16] ---
    Also, here's my autobiography!
    Please use it as a reference.
[18:19] ---
    If you insist, I can also
    make an appearan--
[18:23] ---
    Ow...
[18:24] ---
    It messes up my rhythm when you don't die.
[18:25] ---
    You didn't have to say it
    like that, you stripling!
[18:28] ---
    Anyway, what, are you saying that
    you often cause Draluc to die?!
[18:32] ---
    Shut up! He dies on his own all the time!
[18:35] ---
    He's harder to keep alive
    than a festival goldfish!
[18:39] ---
    John, are you all right?
    Is that bastard doing mean things to you?
[18:43] ---
    What the hell? I would never
    do anything like that to John!
[18:49] ---
    J-John...!
[18:51] ---
    John's eyes look sad... What did you do?!
[18:54] ---
    Shut up! That was--
    I'm really sorry about that!
[18:57] ---
    I won't allow it anymore! I can't let
    Draluc stay with the likes of you!
[19:01] ---
    I'm taking him home!
[19:02] ---
    Yeah, take him! It'll be a relief
    to be rid of that pain in the ass...
[19:08] ---
    Your teamwork with that
    vampire was well-received.
[19:11] ---
    Let's make it a focal point for
    The Ronaldo Chronicles from now on.
[19:13] ---
    I'm looking forward to it.
[19:15] ---
    Wait, we should ask Draluc
    about what he wants to do first.
[19:19] ---
    Huh? Oh, right...
[19:21] ---
    But Draluc hasn't come home yet
    and isn't answering his phone.
[19:25] ---
    Could he have been kidnapped?!
[19:27] ---
    Let him leave the nest already, old man!
[19:29] ---
    Quiet! Anything could happen
    to a child so cute--
[19:31] ---
    Excuse me.
[19:34] ---
    Sorry, we're not open today...
[19:36] ---
    Hello! Wanna trade adult DVDs?
[19:44] ---
    Look, Draluc's back.
[19:45] ---
    Father. I love this town.
[19:48] ---
    You can't trick me with that!
[19:50] ---
    Stop messing around!
    I'm going to look for Draluc!
[19:52] ---
    Hey, wait up! Fine, I'll go, too!
[19:55] ---
    Not here...
[19:57] ---
    I guess we'll have to search the
    places where that idiot might go.
[20:02] ---
    Draluc? I haven't seen him today.
[20:05] ---
    Tell him I want him to make
    me pudding next time!
[20:07] ---
    Draluc? I haven't seen him...
    Maybe he's at the guild?
[20:11] ---
    Huh? His dad? Oh, hello...
[20:14] ---
    He has not been here.
[20:16] ---
    Oh, his hot milk tab is growing.
[20:18] ---
    Please tell him to stop calling me
    "Mr. Hairy Girl Fetish."
[20:22] ---
    I-I will.
[20:24] ---
    Draluc? I have not seen him tonight.
[20:27] ---
    Did you get into a fight?
[20:30] ---
    Idiot, Ronaldo! I heard you
    were looking for Draluc!
[20:33] ---
    Hey, wait! Don't ignore me!
[20:35] ---
    Hey!
[20:37] ---
    Damn it, where did that idiot go?
[20:41] ---
    Draluc, I came to play with you! Draluc!
[20:45] ---
    Are you bored in this
    castle all by yourself?
[20:47] ---
    I'm fine. I have John and
    my pile of games to play.
[20:52] ---
    You don't have to worry about me.
[20:54] ---
    With just me and John,
    it's relaxing, and I don't die.
[21:00] ---
    I've decided not to bring him home.
[21:03] ---
    That child is having fun in this town.
[21:07] ---
    Ronaldo.
[21:09] ---
    It appears my son met a good human.
[21:13] ---
    Oh, there he is!
[21:15] ---
    We went to your office,
    but you weren't there!
[21:16] ---
    We've been looking for you, Ronaldo!
[21:18] ---
    Oh, sorry. Where's Lord Dral?
[21:22] ---
    He's turned into super shiny mud balls!
[21:25] ---
    Peace, peace! I'm shining like jewels!
[21:32] ---
    Dra--!
[21:33] ---
    Oh, shut up, damn it!
[21:41] ---
    That reminds me, how's the Ronaldo
    Chronicles manuscript going?
[21:44] ---
    I lost motivation thanks to you guys.
[21:46] ---
    John, let me have a turn at the turntable.
[21:55] ---
    "Mania"
[21:58] ---
    "Mania"
    "Fanciful notions"
[21:59] ---
    We'll settle this before dawn!
[22:02] ---
    John! We'll definitely save you!
[22:06] ---*
    The vampire dies in no time.