E3 - Ridiculous Hunter Guild Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:07] ---     It's a vampire! [00:23] ---     Are you boys hurt? [00:25] ---     Huh? N-No. [00:27] ---     Then, I will return to the station.     Have the VRC collect the body. [00:31] ---     Right! [00:32] ---     Roger that! [00:34] ---     I'm leaving it to you. [00:38] ---     What is she? [00:40] ---     She's a monster. She's an elite member     of the Vampire Control Division. [00:43] ---     Elite? [00:45] ---     She skipped a grade and was the     youngest person to ever join the force. [00:48] ---     A supernova who became     vice-captain right away. [00:51] ---     In battle, there's no one better.     She's the ace of aces. [00:55] ---     Wow... Someone like that will     definitely have a successful career. [02:33] ---     "Shin-Yokohama Police Station" [02:33] ---     "Shin-Yokohama Police Station"     "Highway to Success, Path to Failure" [02:37] ---     "Vampire Control Division"     I have read your written request. [02:40] ---     The vampire, Draluc, huh? Hmm... [02:41] ---     "Kanagawa Prefectural Police     Vampire Control Division"     "Captain - Hiyoshi"     The vampire, Draluc, huh? Hmm... [02:44] ---     I don't think he's that impressive     of an opponent, though. [02:47] ---     Captain, you can't take him lightly! [02:49] ---     He's a vampire lord who has been     around for over 200 years! [02:53] ---     Losing his stronghold at the end     of his fight with Ronaldo [02:56] ---     could also be seen as how     he got close to him. [02:59] ---     Above all, I don't believe a vampire     who would do that is a simple weakling. [03:06] ---     He's hiding his true self.     The threat is still unknown! [03:09] ---     Please allow me... [03:11] ---     Please allow me to conduct surveillance     on the vampire, Draluc! [03:17] ---     The vampire, Draluc... [03:19] ---     If I observe him from the shadows,     he might show his true colors. [03:23] ---     There he is. [03:24] ---     Man, I'm hungry. [03:26] ---     Jeez, I can't believe there's     nothing in the frid-- [03:31] ---     He died! [03:33] ---     Why did he die right after     leaving the building?! [03:35] ---     "Poison Swamp"     Why did he die right after     leaving the building?! [03:35] ---     "Poison Swamp"     Did he step in a poison swamp? [03:37] ---     N-No... could he really just be weak? [03:41] ---     But really, why did he die? [03:45] ---     Wait, if there's a reason for his death...     There's no doubt about it! [03:49] ---     He's guessed that he's being watched     and he's pretending to be weak! [03:54] ---     In order to keep humans [03:55] ---     from being suspicious     after he's gotten close to them. [03:58] ---     Anyone else might've gotten tricked     and stopped the investigation. [04:01] ---     I can't believe he's making me think     so much just with his normal life! [04:06] ---     Be that as it may, that hunter, Ronaldo,     has really let his guard down. [04:10] ---     Idiot... Ronaldo, you are a fool! [04:14] ---     I'll follow them while     keeping my distance. [04:16] ---     If Draluc puts up his antenna,     he might notice me. [04:25] ---     Where are those two going? [04:28] ---     Sand! [04:29] ---     Oh, a dog barked? [04:33] ---     Sand! [04:34] ---     A woman tackled him? [04:36] ---     Here you go. [04:37] ---     Thanks. [04:37] ---     Here you go. [04:39] ---     Here you go. [04:40] ---     Sand?! [04:41] ---     What was that? Why did he die just now?! [04:45] ---     He's making himself look weak     to the people around town, too? [04:48] ---     He's thorough. [04:50] ---     Which means... he's aiming to     control this whole town?! [04:55] ---     And pretending to be weak     is the prep work for that?! [04:58] ---     So cunning... [05:01] ---     Their destination is that supermarket? [05:06] ---     Hey, what happened to Draluc?! [05:08] ---     I can't believe you left him alone,     Ronaldo, you fool! [05:11] ---     Damn it, where's Draluc?! [05:12] ---     Oh, it's the Damn Weak Old Man! [05:15] ---     --He dies really fast!     --Stupid! [05:16] ---     He looks like he'd talk like a rich snob! [05:18] ---     He's been stopped by grade schoolers! [05:20] ---     --Sand...     --And he's dead! [05:22] ---     And he's just ignoring it!     What? Does this just happen a lot? [05:26] ---     Th-There's a limit to how much     someone can pretend to be weak. [05:30] ---     Why did he die, anyway? [05:32] ---     It's not like he'd die because he     was hurt by the kids' insults... [05:36] ---     Don't tell me--! [05:38] ---     Did he die to keep the children     from getting hurt by his great power? [05:43] ---     No way... [05:44] ---     Even that cold-blooded, inhuman vampire     has a warm heart he can't abandon. [05:49] ---     In other words,     is there love in his heart?! [05:51] ---     --Wait, Mister--! [05:53] ---     --I cannot kill a child.     --Wait, Mister--! [05:55] ---     Damn it, I can't read him! [05:58] ---     But at this rate, I don't think     I'll be able to see his true-- [06:03] ---     That's... [06:04] ---     "Inferior Vampire - Big Mosquito" [06:05] ---     "Inferior Vampire - Big Mosquito"     ...a Big Mosquito? [06:07] ---     I'll hunt-- [06:09] ---     No, it's a good chance to see his power!     Now what will you do, Vampire Draluc?! [06:16] ---     Hm? A mosquito?! [06:20] ---     Draluc Do-or-Die Punch! [06:22] ---     Sand! [06:23] ---     Draluc Mach-Speed Dash! [06:26] ---     Don't come here! [06:30] ---     Sand...! [06:34] ---     Mosquito...! [06:35] ---     John Guard! [06:44] ---     Oh, Ronaldo, good j-- Sand! [06:46] ---     Idiot! I can't believe     you used John as a shield! [06:49] ---     W-Wait! For John, that level of attack [06:52] ---     is like sticking a toothpick     into orichalcum​-- [06:54] ---     How can you blindly believe     in John's hardness?! [06:57] ---     Oh, it's Ronaldo! [06:58] ---     --You're red!     --Let's kick him! Kick! [07:00] ---     Hey, grade schoolers! Scram! [07:02] ---     Go home! It's nighttime!     You're so loud! Go home! [07:06] ---     Go home to your mommies! [07:12] ---     I was the fool...! [07:18] ---     Oh, you're back, Hinaichi! [07:21] ---     Rejoice. Your request was granted. [07:25] ---     I talked to the chief after that, [07:27] ---     and he said that if you thought     this vampire was so important, [07:29] ---     then we couldn't leave it alone. [07:32] ---     So your mission is to monitor and     investigate the vampire, Draluc. [07:37] ---     We'll keep counting on you. [07:41] ---     Now, to get down to business, can you give     me a report of today's investigation? [07:47] ---     Yes. [07:51] ---     "Ridiculous Hunter Guild" [07:54] ---     "The War Chronicles of Ronaldo"     "Ridiculous Hunter Guild" [07:56] ---     Oh, the second volume of     The Ronaldo Chronicles is out? [07:59] ---     Yeah, somehow. [08:01] ---     I guess it was worth being     thrown in the maiden. [08:05] ---     Don't remind me about that! [08:07] ---     I should stop by the guild     and do some PR for this. [08:11] ---     Guild? [08:12] ---     The Hunters Guild that all the     hunters around here belong to. [08:16] ---     It's like a gathering place for hunters. [08:18] ---     You can get jobs there     and trade information. [08:21] ---     Oh? Have a good time. [08:23] ---     Idiot! I'm introducing you to everyone! [08:25] ---     Me, at a gathering of hunters?! [08:28] ---     Wait, I haven't thought of an autograph     yet... This is kind of sudden... [08:31] ---     It's not a welcome party or anything! [08:34] ---     Why should the hunters     welcome you, anyway?! [08:36] ---     You have flowers growing between     those ears or something? [08:38] ---     Does my hair look okay? [08:39] ---     You've always looked like     Sally the Witch's dad, moron! [08:45] ---     Oh, so this is the hunters' lair, huh? [08:47] ---     Don't make it sound so sketchy! [08:49] ---     "Shin-Yokohama Highball"? [08:51] ---     It's the guild master's side job. [08:53] ---     Hey, I'm coming in. [08:59] ---     Hello, welcome. [09:01] ---     "Guild Master - Gosetsu"     It's been a while, Ronaldo. [09:03] ---     "Guild Master - Gosetsu"     Long time no see, Master. [09:05] ---     "The War Chronicles of Ronaldo"     Long time no see, Master. [09:05] ---     "The War Chronicles of Ronaldo"     Here's volume 2 of The Ronaldo Chronicles. [09:07] ---     Thanks for your consideration.     I'll display it here again. [09:11] ---     Is that man the vampire in question? [09:14] ---     The damn weak one that's     always messing around. [09:16] ---     Why, hello! I'm the vampire, Draluc. [09:19] ---     This place feels like the dressing     room of unpopular comedians. [09:22] ---     You idiot! [09:23] ---     Shut up! Don't say that we're unpopular! [09:25] ---     In a profession like this, it all depends     on how much we stand out. [09:27] ---     Our costume fees also add up, damn it! [09:29] ---     Yeah, they add up. [09:31] ---     There are a bunch of people     just like Ronaldo. [09:33] ---     Tape that mouth shut, you octopus! [09:35] ---     That's a weird vampire, though,     to be teaming up with you. [09:39] ---     It's like fratricide, isn't it? [09:41] ---     Fratricide? How rude. [09:44] ---     The only ones we consider brethren     are those who are of the same blood. [09:48] ---     And those of my blood believe [09:50] ---     the human society convenient and     useful to us should be preserved. [09:54] ---     So it is our desire for     the inferior vampires [09:56] ---     and foolish compatriots who harm     that society to be driven away! [10:00] ---     Well, in other words,     it seems fun, so we'll help. [10:04] ---     You should be very grateful. [10:07] ---     It's kind of refreshing     that he's so shameless. [10:10] ---     Until I finish my business,     don't move or talk. Just die. [10:14] ---     Okay, okay, I get it.     You're so high-strung. [10:16] ---     --Listen, while I'm talking to Master-- [10:18] ---     --Good evening.     --Listen, while I'm talking to Master-- [10:19] ---     Why are you wearing a baseball uniform? [10:22] ---     Is that what you like? [10:23] ---     Hey! I told you to die!     Don't stick your nose in his business! [10:26] ---     But I was curious. It's you hunters' fault for     being such a funny band of merrymakers. [10:30] ---     I'll kill you! [10:31] ---     Nice to meet you! I'm Homerun Batter.     I'm a hunter who fights with a bat and ball! [10:32] ---     "Home Run King of the Hunter World"     "Homerun Batter"     Nice to meet you! I'm Homerun Batter.     I'm a hunter who fights with a bat and ball! [10:36] ---     "Home Run King of the Hunter World"     "Homerun Batter"     The bat's fine, but fighting     with a ball is really hard! [10:39] ---     You don't have to be nice to him, Batter! [10:41] ---     Oh, what was your name again? The arm guy. [10:44] ---     Oh, um, I'm Satet-- [10:46] ---     Stop wandering around! [10:47] ---     What's that you're wearing?     How about taking it off? [10:47] ---     "Vampire Hunter"     " Vamone"     What's that you're wearing?     How about taking it off? [10:50] ---     "Vampire Hunter"     " Vamone"     Stop playing around! [10:52] ---     Don't be rude, idiot! Vamone is     a really strong and popular hunter! [10:58] ---     Oh, my, Ronaldo. It's been a while! [11:01] ---     Oh, is this another hunter? [11:03] ---     Who's this? He's so cute! [11:08] ---     This is that vampire, right?     Oh, dear, he's so sweet! What a coup! [11:09] ---     "Vampire Trainer"     "Senya Siriski"     This is that vampire, right?     Oh, dear, he's so sweet! What a coup! [11:12] ---     "Vampire Trainer"     "Senya Siriski"     Ronaldo, what's with this scary person?! [11:15] ---     That's the vampire trainer, Senya Siriski. [11:19] ---     This is a hunter who hunts down vampires, [11:21] ---     catches them, and trains them     to match his tastes. [11:23] ---     So scary! [11:24] ---     Your too-pale skin and emaciated body     are also right in my strike zone! [11:28] ---     Even the ashes you turn     into feel high-class! [11:29] ---     No! Please stop! Please stop! [11:32] ---     Ronaldo, give him to me! [11:35] ---     --Sure.     --Ronaldo! [11:37] ---     This isn't funny! You teamed up     with me, didn't you?! [11:40] ---     Shut up! We're disbanding. I was getting     tired of protecting you, anyway! [11:44] ---     You can leave John to me,     and let Senya take good care of you! [11:48] ---     That settles it! Then, hurry up     and change into this! [11:50] ---     No way! Is that a uniform?! [11:52] ---     Senya, you're being too pushy.     You can't just break up a team like that. [11:56] ---     Oh, thanks, person who didn't     really do anything the other day! [12:01] ---     Now, now, Ronaldo, you shouldn't be     so quick to dissolve your team, either. [12:07] ---     What do you think about     leaving this to me... [12:10] ---     ...and holding a Senya vs. Ronaldo,     Battle for Draluc Match? [12:16] ---     My fate is being decided by a side show?! [12:18] ---     As for the rules, let's have the first     to win three matches take the prize. [12:23] ---     "Prize"     As for the rules, let's have the first     to win three matches take the prize. [12:23] ---     "Prize"     We'll have the contestants take turns     deciding what to do for each event. [12:28] ---     All right, place your bets here.     No pushing please. It's a one-drink system. [12:32] ---     Master's business spirit is strong! [12:34] ---     Men first! I'll let you     choose the first event. [12:37] ---     Then, arm wrestling. [12:39] ---     You're a man, too, aren't you? [12:41] ---     Contestants, to your places... [12:43] ---     Ready... fight! [12:46] ---     Oh, no, I lost. [12:47] ---     Ronaldo! [12:48] ---     Man, Senya, you sure are     strong. I can't beat you. [12:51] ---     Ronaldo! [12:53] ---     No...! [12:55] ---     Ronaldo, you brute! [12:57] ---     Making it Senya's fault is a good excuse. [13:01] ---     I can have some peace and quiet     at the office now. Later, Lord Dral. [13:04] ---     You're not even trying. [13:05] ---     Put up a fight, idiot! [13:06] ---     Do you have any balls?! [13:08] ---     Hey, bystanders should be quiet! [13:09] ---     That bastard's definitely just looking     for a reason to be rid of me. [13:14] ---     Th-This is bad. I need to do something! [13:16] ---     "Senya vs. Ronaldo"     "Battle for Vampire Match!!" [13:17] ---     "Senya vs. Ronaldo"     "Battle for Vampire Match!!"     Circle. [13:18] ---     Now, what should we do     for the second match? [13:21] ---     Let's see, how about poker? [13:23] ---     Then, I will be the dealer. [13:25] ---     Poker... [13:30] ---     It's your turn, Ronaldo. [13:32] ---     All right, I can lose with this hand. [13:37] ---     Will you draw? [13:38] ---     No, I'll keep my hand. [13:40] ---     Whoops! My foot slipped! [13:45] ---     Don't get in the way!     Stay back, you idiot! [13:47] ---     I'll open your cards, then. [13:49] ---     Oh, a full house. That was a good hand. [13:51] ---     What?! [13:52] ---     Yes! Nice, John. [13:56] ---     But I have four of a kind! [13:59] ---     That was just a really good hand! [14:04] ---     That bastard. Did he do something? [14:07] ---     Heh. Well, he messed up. [14:09] ---     Even if you regret cocky actions,     it's too late now, Lord Dr-- [14:16] ---     "Mr. Fukuma" [14:19] ---     Yes, thank you for waiting!     This is Ronaldo! [14:22] ---     Hello, Ronaldo. [14:24] ---     I have some good news regarding     The Ronaldo Chronicles volume 2. [14:27] ---     Good news? [14:28] ---     Yes. [14:30] ---     Your teamwork with that     vampire was well-received. [14:33] ---     The editor-in-chief wants you     to write more along those lines. [14:36] ---     --So let's make your team     hunting with Draluc [14:39] ---     --Let's go, Dral.     --So let's make your team     hunting with Draluc [14:40] ---     --Let's go, Dral.     --a focal point for The Ronaldo     Chronicles from now on. [14:41] ---     --Okay, Ron.     --a focal point for The Ronaldo     Chronicles from now on. [14:43] ---     I'm looking forward to it, too.     We're counting on you. [14:47] ---     Goodbye. [14:52] ---     Who was that from that you'd     run out all of a sudden? [14:55] ---     What do you want to do for the next game? [14:58] ---     Ronaldo. Please, at least     try to put up a fight. [15:01] ---     You don't have to tell me that. [15:03] ---     I'll put my life on the line to beat you     if I have to, damn bastard! [15:12] ---     "More Ridiculous Hunter Guild"     Oh my, you're suddenly fired up, huh? [15:15] ---     "More Ridiculous Hunter Guild"     Something's come up, and I can't lose now. [15:17] ---     Did you finally realize my importance?     Your brain's a little slow, Ronaldo. [15:22] ---     Sand! Don't just hit me     without saying anything! [15:25] ---     I don't care about appearances anymore! [15:28] ---     So what do you want to do     for the next event? [15:30] ---     Marksmanship. [15:31] ---     Oh, is he choosing what he's good at now? [15:33] ---     He doesn't care about appearances,     but he's still following the rules, huh? [15:38] ---     I'm a hunter, too, you know.     I know how to use a gun. [15:42] ---     I have prepared targets and     a gun that can be used indoors. [15:45] ---     Why do you have all that? [15:48] ---     Now, start! [15:51] ---     H-He fired in no time and got     the bullseye for all of them! [15:54] ---     He's finally getting serious! [15:55] ---     He isn't called "Ronaldo     the Peerless" for nothing! [15:59] ---     Oh, he's a little embarrassed. [16:00] ---     He is! [16:01] ---     He's not used to being praised, as usual. [16:03] ---     Shut up, bystanders! [16:04] ---     What was that earlier, anyway?     You weren't trying to win! [16:07] ---     We're betting here! Put up a fight! [16:09] ---     By the way, I bought The Ronaldo     Chronicles volume 2. [16:11] ---     Oh, me, too. [16:12] ---     Be quiet, idiots! But thanks     for your patronage! [16:15] ---     Banter with the audience     is also fun during a match. [16:17] ---     It's suddenly gotten more exciting! [16:19] ---     What're you doing, bastard?! [16:21] ---     I don't know what happened,     but I can't win now without a plan. [16:26] ---     It's so I can get Little Draluc.     I'm gonna get serious, too. [16:30] ---     X. [16:32] ---     What will you have for the next match? [16:34] ---     Let's see... A game I'm good at that     Ronaldo seems like he'd be bad at... [16:40] ---     Twister! [16:41] ---     You idiot! [16:42] ---     Here's a jumbo Twister mat for adults. [16:45] ---     Why do you have something     like that lying around?! [16:47] ---     --This Twister mat is an item my wife and I     made many dazzling memories on... [16:48] ---     --Oh, my. I'm going to lose.     --This Twister mat is an item my wife and I     made many dazzling memories on... [16:50] ---     --Right?     --This Twister mat is an item my wife and I     made many dazzling memories on... [16:53] ---     Oh, the memories are making me excited. [16:55] ---     Master, calm down! [16:57] ---     Now, rings of four colors have appeared. [16:59] ---     What kinds of movements     will Ronaldo show us? [17:02] ---     You should just stay dead, moron! [17:05] ---     Sand! [17:07] ---     Come, shall we fight, Ronaldo? [17:09] ---     I'll show you, idiot! [17:12] ---     Oh, my, his eyes are serious. [17:16] ---     A man has fights that he can't lose! [17:21] ---     I don't want to go back inside the maiden! [17:23] ---     The may-what? [17:25] ---     Now, let us begin.     I will read out the colors. [17:30] ---     Senya, right foot, green! [17:34] ---     Ronaldo, right foot, blue! [17:38] ---     Senya, right hand, yellow! [17:40] ---     Right! [17:41] ---     Ronaldo, left foot, yellow! [17:44] ---     Senya, left foot, blue! [17:46] ---     Ronaldo, right hand, blue!     Senya, left hand, blue! [17:49] ---     Ronaldo, left hand, green! [17:52] ---     It already looks like hell over there. [17:54] ---     Senya, left foot, green!     Ronaldo, left hand, green! [17:58] ---     Senya, right foot, blue!     Ronaldo, right foot, blue! [18:02] ---     Senya, left hand, green!     Ronaldo, right hand, blue! [18:05] ---     Senya, right hand, red!     Ronaldo, left foot, yellow! [18:09] ---     Both players are holding out     longer than expected. [18:11] ---     And so, hell is also getting dragged out! [18:14] ---     How much longer do we have to watch     this game of Twister between two men? [18:19] ---     Both players, right hand, green! [18:22] ---     Oh, dear, are they both in trouble? [18:25] ---     Not bad. Is it a draw? [18:28] ---     Huh? You've gotta be kidding me. [18:30] ---     The half-hearted word "draw" [18:32] ---     isn't in the dictionary     of Ronaldo the Great! [18:35] ---     Ronaldo does it! [18:38] ---     I'm more flexible than I thought! [18:40] ---     His catchphrase is lame, though! [18:42] ---     A stunning upset! [18:45] ---     Ronaldo wins the Twister     game, too! All right! [18:49] ---     This is what you get when you     go up against Ronaldo the Great! [18:51] ---     I'm glad I didn't strain my back! [18:54] ---     Ronaldo, you switched what you should     say out loud and in your head again. [18:57] ---     --Congratulations! Please do your best     in the last match, too, for my sa-- [19:00] ---     --Thanks, man!     --Congratulations! Please do your best     in the last match, too, for my sa-- [19:03] ---     Now, it's the last match, right? [19:05] ---     I'd like it to be an event     that's fair for both of us. [19:07] ---     Ronaldo, please make it     a match you can win. [19:11] ---     All right. How about Knock Down the Pole? [19:15] ---     Wait, can't Little Draluc cheat like that? [19:19] ---     Yeah, that's true. [19:28] ---     The commentary will now be     done by me, the guild master. [19:31] ---     Now, the final match in     the Battle for Draluc! [19:33] ---     Senya vs. Ronaldo! [19:35] ---     Vampire Knock Down the Pole     Without Honor or Humanity! [19:38] ---     Fight! [19:39] ---     I won't lose, Ronaldo. [19:43] ---     Going first is Senya. With a quick attack,     he takes a large pile of ashes. [19:47] ---     It's like he's tearing down a grave. [19:50] ---     Sorry, but I'm not going to     let you have this, Senya. [19:56] ---     Against that, Ronaldo stretches out his     arms to take ashes from the other side. [20:01] ---     It's not only a cheap shot,     it's also boring! [20:04] ---     I feel bad you had to resort to     a cheap trick, but it's no use. [20:07] ---     I'll show you... the difference     in our strength! [20:11] ---     Oh, my, Senya's attacked! [20:13] ---     Well? You can surrender if you want. [20:16] ---     I'll be the one to show you... [20:24] ---     ...Ronaldo the Great's true power! [20:27] ---     Wh-What?! Ronaldo returned the favor! [20:31] ---     This idiot and I are a team! [20:34] ---     I know just how much of     him can be taken away! [20:37] ---     Now, let's see you try     and take more--if you can! [20:48] ---     I... have lost! [20:51] ---     Winner... Ronaldo! [20:56] ---     Justice wins in the end. [20:59] ---     Huh? [21:01] ---     The cross is stuck to the table, though... [21:03] ---     Hey, when you were thumping     that around earlier... [21:06] ---     Gulp! [21:07] ---     You cheater! [21:09] ---     Idiot! [21:09] ---     Sh-Shut up! I'm done with this charade! [21:12] ---     So that's how it was, Ronaldo. [21:14] ---     Huh? No, that's... [21:17] ---     Put another way,     it was a surprise victory! [21:19] ---     "Put another way"? [21:21] ---     You cared so much about Little Draluc that     you would go through that much trouble! [21:24] ---     N-N-No, that's not it! [21:25] ---     I didn't know you were so passionate! [21:28] ---     It's been a long time since my heart     fluttered for anyone other than a vampire! [21:34] ---     W-W-Wait... Senya... [21:38] ---     Now... put these clothes on! [21:43] ---     This must be where I say     "serves you right." [21:45] ---     Would you like something to drink? [21:47] ---     One glass of hot milk.     Put it on Ronaldo's tab. [21:55] ---     "Born during the time     between day and night"     You, who are descended     from my compatriot... [21:58] ---     I will give you what you desire. [22:01] ---     This guy's... a dhampir, right? [22:06] ---     The vampire dies in no time.