E10 - Little Little Concerto Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:16] Draluc     Stop it, Damn-aldo! You made me die! [00:18] Draluc     That's not how you should wake someone up! [00:20] Draluc     You five... year-old? [01:56] Sign     "Little Little Concerto" [01:58] Draluc     Who's this kid?     Ronaldo's secret love child? [02:02] Draluc     No, there's no way. [02:03] Draluc     If you take away that guy's virginity,     he will cease to exist. [02:07] Draluc     Then, his brother's secret love child? [02:10] Draluc     Why'd you take off your pants?! [02:13] Ronaldo (young)     I'm so cool! The strongest     hunter in the world-- [02:18] Draluc     Th-The extent of his stupidity! [02:21] Draluc     He's not a secret love child!     This has to be Ronaldo himself! [02:24] Draluc     This is bad! Hinaichi! The five-year-old's     turned into a five-year-old! [02:28] Hinaichi (young)     Wee. [02:29] Draluc     Two-year-old?! [02:31] Draluc     Hinaichi, too? [02:33] Draluc     This must be the work of some kind of vampire. [02:36] Draluc     If you keep pulling that, I'll die. [02:38] Draluc     Anyway, we need to hurry up and-- [02:39] Ronaldo (young)     Hey! Hey! Hey, hey! [02:42] Ronaldo (young)     Hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey...! [02:45] Draluc     Stop that, you excited monkey! [02:48] Draluc     Learn a move other than hitting! [02:53] Draluc     My prized game cassette     is making a delicious sound! [02:58] Draluc     I'll play with you later, but act like     a big brother right now, John! [03:01] Ronaldo (young)     Wanna see my wee-wee? [03:03] Hinaichi (young)     Wee? [03:04] Draluc     Don't show her that! [03:12] Draluc     Solo child-rearing really     takes an emotional toll! [03:14] Draluc     I need to hurry up and hand them off to someone! [03:18] Draluc     Excuse me. I'd like a babysitter-- [03:22] Master (young)     Draluc, thank goodness you're here.     Please watch two or three of them for me. [03:26] Draluc     Sand... [03:29] Draluc     What's going on? [03:30] Master (young)     Everyone suddenly became     children before our eyes... [03:33] Draluc     Wait, you're younger, too!     Without your mustache, you look a bit harried. [03:38] Master (young)     Please leave me alone. [03:40] Senya (young)     I'm in my boyhood years, too. [03:42] Draluc     Senya?! How did you turn out like that?! [03:45] Hiyoshi (young)     It looks like everyone's gotten     about 10 or 15 years younger. [03:49] Handa (young)     Ronalo! [03:51] Hiyoshi (young)     We were out on patrol when this happened. [03:53] Draluc     It's nice that you don't seem     to have changed much. [03:56] Hiyoshi (young)     Shut up! Isn't my skin more supple and stuff? [03:59] Maria (young)     Oh, so round! [04:02] Draluc     It looks like even hunters with many battles     under their belts are innocent as children. [04:06] Maria (young)     Can I butcher this and eat it? [04:09] Draluc     I take back what I just said! Nothing's changed! [04:12] Shot (young)     Don' talk 'bout weird stuff.     Let's play tig 'nstead! [04:16] Draluc     Shot, where are you from? [04:17] Ronaldo (young)     Hey, guys! If you hit him, he dies! It's fun! [04:21] Ta Chan (young)     It's not fun. [04:24] Draluc     There's nothing harsher than     blunt words from a child this age. [04:28] Draluc     Oh, look. [04:29] Draluc     The arm guy's played by himself     since he was young. What a good boy! [04:35] Master (young)     Don't put your hand in     if you can't get it out after. [04:38] Draluc     What a dope. [04:43] Senya (young)     Hey, we won't get anywhere if we     just stay here and play with the kids. [04:47] Master (young)     Yes. We need to hurry and investigate the cause.     Mr. Vamone's nihilism is also getting worse. [04:53] Draluc     Children have no mercy for     costumed characters like that. [04:58] Yomotsuzaka (young)     As expected, you're just standing idly by.     Incompetent fools. [05:02] Draluc     Oh, it's the ultra-rude psycho dog mask guy! [05:06] Yomotsuzaka (young)     This phenomenon was caused by a vampire. [05:10] Yomotsuzaka (young)     Look for the source of the fog     that has covered Shin-Yoko. [05:15] Yomotsuzaka (young)     That's where the main body is. [05:17] Draluc     First, can't you make a drug     to make them go back to normal? [05:21] Master (young)     Will we naturally go back to normal     if we hit the main body? [05:24] Yomotsuzaka (young)     Nope! This is a most important case. [05:27] Yomotsuzaka (young)     Of course, I'll make everyone     in town research subjects! [05:31] Draluc     Shouldn't we exile this guy? [05:35] Yomotsuzaka (young)     Get away. [05:36] Yomotsuzaka (young)     How's that?! You can't do     a thing, can you, fool?! [05:39] Yomotsuzaka (young)     That's what you get for defying me all the time! [05:44] Yomotsuzaka (young)     Hey, get off! This isn't funny! [05:47] Yomotsuzaka (young)     Don't touch that, fools! [05:50] Draluc     I'm glad you're all getting along. [05:52] Master (young)     Please take care of the kids     while we go fight the vampire. [05:54] Hiyoshi (young)     You're the perfect person for it, Great Genius! [05:57] Senya (young)     Be good, kids! [05:59] Yomotsuzaka (young)     Huh? Hey, wait-- Fools! [06:02] Yomotsuzaka (young)     I came here to get you bastards     so I could catch the vampire! Come back! [06:06] Yomotsuzaka (young)     Be my escorts, you fools! [06:09] Yomotsuzaka (young)     Get off of me! Move!     Don't ride me! Ow! [06:13] Draluc     He said to find the source of the fog,     but the whole town's covered in fog... [06:17] Hiyoshi (young)     We'll follow the vampire's presence and     try to head towards places with thicker fog. [06:22] Hiyoshi (young)     We're counting on you, Kid Handa. [06:23] Hiyoshi (young)     Point and tell us which way     you think we should go. [06:29] Hiyoshi (young)     Sorry, let me rephrase that. [06:31] Hiyoshi (young)     Look for the presence of a vampire.     I'll buy that for you later. [06:41] Hiyoshi (young)     That's... [06:43] Draluc     He picked something up. [06:45] Draluc     Hm? The boy... Where have I...? [06:49] Hiyoshi (young)     No! That's Odd Creature! [06:51] Senya (young)     It looks like he's just getting aroused     by looking at a sexy magazine. [06:54] Draluc     Scary! [06:55] Hiyoshi (young)     You can't keep him. Put him back. [06:57] Draluc     I can't believe you wanted to keep him     as a pet after seeing that. [07:00] Hiyoshi (young)     Take this instead. [07:02] Draluc     This is how you treat me? [07:11] Hiyoshi (young)     This is... an abandoned factory? [07:14] Hiyoshi (young)     And that's... [07:16] Hiyoshi (young)     Passionate Kiss when she was a young girl! [07:19] Master (young)     She's younger than I thought. [07:21] Hiyoshi (young)     Yeah. [07:22] Hiyoshi (young)     She wore a skirt at that age, huh? [07:24] Draluc     Why'd she take it off when she grew up?! [07:30] Master (young)     Oh, that's the sound of her falling in love. [07:32] Hiyoshi (young)     No, stop! I can't make you happy! [07:33] Sign     "The beginning of a love that crossed time" [07:38] Handa (young)     I win, Ronalo! [07:40] Hiyoshi (young)     Hey, Handa! Don't go-- [07:43] Hiyoshi (young)     Huh? [07:44] Hiyoshi (young)     Ronaldo... Why are you here? [07:56] Yomotsuzaka (young)     You fools... [07:58] Hiyoshi (young)     Yomotsu! You were supposed     to be taking care of them! [08:00] Yomotsuzaka (young)     No, they went on their own... [08:03] Hiyoshi (young)     What?! [08:11] Senya (young)     Everyone... Even Little Dral! [08:22] Hiyoshi (young)     Hey, where'd they go?! [08:24] Hiyoshi (young)     Hey! [08:33] Sign     "Little Little Concerto Duck Squashing Part" [08:42] Draluc     This is... [08:50] Anti-Aging     What a haul! A huge haul! [08:53] Anti-Aging     Oh, kids are so cute. [08:56] Anti-Aging     So obedient and weak...     And with such delicious blood... [08:57] Sign     "Vampire - Anti-Aging" [09:01] Draluc     So this guy's the cause of this commotion?! [09:03] Draluc     This is obvious,     but I'll lose if I try to fight! [09:06] Draluc     For now, I need to make sure     he doesn't notice me. [09:08] Anti-Aging     Hm? Hey, kid. That's not a stuffed animal. [09:12] Draluc     Goo-goo ga-ga, I'm a baby! [09:15] Anti-Aging     I'll kill you! [09:16] Draluc     It's no good! Sand... [09:19] Ronaldo (young)/Medoki (young)     --Huh?     --Where are we? [09:22] Anti-Aging/Draluc     --Damn.     --Everyone! [09:24] Draluc     He's a bad vampire!     He's after your blood! [09:28] Draluc     Now, get him! [09:30] Draluc     Show him the power of future hunters! [09:36] Anti-Aging     Here, have some snacks!     One bag per person! [09:39] Kids/Draluc     --Yay!     --What?! [09:41] Anti-Aging     It's not for nothing that I use     this ability to make a living. [09:44] Anti-Aging     I'm used to dealing with kids! [09:47] Anti-Aging     Look, kids! It's a radio-controlled drone! [09:51] Draluc     Bastard... [09:53] Anti-Aging     What that man's saying is scary, isn't it? [09:55] Anti-Aging     Fighting's bad. Let's all play     nicely together, okay? [10:01] Draluc     Oh, look! I found an armadillo here! [10:05] Kids     Ooh, a 'madillo! [10:07] Draluc     I win. There's nothing children     want to touch more than animals. [10:12] Anti-Aging     How impudent. How about this, then? [10:15] Anti-Aging     Come here. I've got a trampoline! [10:17] Draluc     Hmph! Is that all you've got?     That can't beat John's charm-- [10:22] Draluc     What?! [10:23] Anti-Aging     Idiot! With an animal,     only the children in front can touch it. [10:27] Anti-Aging     No matter the era, nothing can beat     something everyone can play together! [10:32] Draluc     Damn it, trends like that ostracize     gloomy kids who like being indoors! [10:37] Draluc     Children! Who wants to have     a Popómon battle with me? [10:41] Draluc     I'll even give cards to anyone who beats me!     You can choose a rare card you like! [10:47] Anti-Aging     Capitalist pig. Children without     game consoles will be left out! [10:51] Anti-Aging     Look, I'll show you some magic tricks! [11:08] Anti-Aging     You're pushing your luck, manchild! [11:12] Draluc     Quiet, weird old man. I won't give up     my throne as king of the kids! [11:16] Anti-Aging     --Anyway, I can just beat you up     normally and get this over with. [11:19] Draluc/Anti-Aging     --Sand!     --Anyway, I can just beat you up     normally and get this over with. [11:23] Anti-Aging     Now, boys and girls, come here.     It's about time to eat. [11:34] Song     ♬ Vamone, Vamone ♬ [11:36] Song     --♬ Vamone, Vamone ♬ [11:36] Master (young)/Song     --Hey, kids! It's a duck!     --♬ Vamone, Vamone ♬ [11:37] Master (young)/Song     --Hey, kids! It's a duck!     --♬ Vamone, Vamone ♬ [11:39] Song     ♬ Mr. Vamone ♬ [11:43] Song     --♬ Vamone, Vamone, Mr. Vamone ♬ [11:44] Anti-Aging/Song     --What's that?!     --♬ Vamone, Vamone, Mr. Vamone ♬ [11:48] Anti-Aging     How did you know where we were?! [11:51] Hiyoshi (young)     The VRC's GPS is really powerful. [11:56] Senya (young)     The kids are all safe! [11:57] Hiyoshi (young)     All right! [11:58] Draluc     Oh, how cruel... [12:00] Hiyoshi (young)     Now, put everyone back to normal! [12:07] Draluc     Oh, no! It's his power! [12:12] Draluc     Even the captain's a child?! [12:15] Draluc     Don't take off your pants! [12:16] Ronaldo (young)     Hey! Me, too! Me, too! [12:17] Draluc     What are you, the wee-wee brothers?! [12:19] Shot (young)     I can take 'em off, too! [12:21] Satetsu (young)     Uh... [12:22] Draluc     Don't be influenced by them! Think for yourself! [12:24] Senya (boy)     Oh, my. Boys are so vulgar. [12:26] Master (boy)     I wanna play with the duck, too! [12:29] Draluc     Oh, no, there's no one left to fight! [12:31] Anti-Aging     Did you see that... hunters...? [12:34] Master (young)     He's gotten older! [12:36] Anti-Aging     Damn it, if I suck up too many years,     it ends up piling on me... [12:43] Master (young)     Vampire bastard, what did you do?! [12:46] Anti-Aging     Oh, crap. [12:47] Master (boy)     I wanna play with the duck! [12:51] Master (young)     Vampire bastard! [12:54] Anti-Aging     Come on, body, you can do it!     Release my full power! [13:00] Master (young)     Duck bastard! [13:01] Draluc     You're mixing them up. [13:06] Master (boy)     Yay! A duck! [13:07] Anti-Aging     Oh... Is it dinnertime yet...? [13:12] Anti-Aging     I want braised burdock root and rice soup... [13:19] Draluc     You haven't turned back yet?     What a persistent power. [13:25] Yomotsuzaka (young)     Oh, I won't let you fools go back yet. [13:28] Draluc     Damn idiot dog mask director psycho! [13:30] Yomotsuzaka (young)     It's my chance to experiment     on everyone in town! [13:34] Yomotsuzaka (young)     I'll turn them back after I've turned     them all into my guinea pigs. [13:36] Draluc     Idiot! You need to be demoted! [13:39] Master (young)     Stop that! I won't allow it! [13:42] Yomotsuzaka (young)     Looks like you've got your adult mind back! [13:44] Yomotsuzaka (young)     How does it work?     I'll look into it, guinea pig! [13:54] Draluc     Oh, he's back. [13:57] Hinaichi     Huh? [13:59] Yomotsuzaka     M-My back... [14:02] Senya     Oh, dear, I'm back... [14:05] Ronaldo     Lord Dral... [14:06] Draluc     Oh, you're back, too, Sensation-aldo? [14:10] Ronaldo     What... What happened...? [14:14] Ronaldo     To me--to us?! [14:19] Handa     What's that? [14:22] Sign     "Miracle, Manacle, Why Do I     Always End Up Like This?" [14:23] Nagiri     Ever since coming to this town,     nothing good has happened to me. [14:28] Nagiri     My name, Tsujigiri Nagiri, has been forgotten,     and my strength has been weakening. [14:33] Nagiri     But I won't run away. [14:35] Nagiri     I'll get revenge on those hunters     and take my name-- [14:39] Kantaro     Tsujita! What a coincidence!     I'm so glad to see you! [14:43] Sign     "Vamima!!!" [14:43] Kantaro     Oh, here! [14:45] Nagiri/Kantaro     --What... What did I ever do to you...?     --You can have the warabimochi I just bought! [14:49] Nagiri     Well, I did do a bunch of stuff... [14:51] Kantaro     Please help me on my quest     to arrest Tsujigiri today, too! [14:54] Nagiri     You're too loud! Why do you     keep bumping into me? [14:56] Nagiri     Are you a stalker or something? [14:58] Kantaro     No, I just patrol the alleys     where Tsujigiri might appear... [15:03] Nagiri     It must be a coincidence, then.     Sorry for suspecting you. [15:06] Nagiri     Anyway, I'm busy today. [15:07] Kantaro     Actually, I got a new weapon     to counter Tsujigiri! [15:11] Nagiri     I've got a bad feeling... [15:13] Kantaro     Special anti-Tsujigiri restraining handcuffs! [15:16] Kantaro     They're made from an alloy of     orichalcum and Shinyokohamanium! [15:19] Kantaro     These won't come off without     cutting our hands off at the wrist. [15:22] Kantaro     Not without this key! [15:24] Nagiri     I have a really bad feeling about this. [15:27] Nagiri     And I've never been able     to escape my bad feelings. [15:31] Kantaro     Tsujita? [15:37] Sign     "[Blood-Sucking Bagworm]     They attach to various objects     and make a bag around themselves. Inferior Vampire" [15:39] Kantaro     Wh-What is that?! [15:40] Nagiri     Oh, no... [15:42] Kantaro     Tsujita! [15:51] Nagiri     Damn that inferior vampire! [15:54] Kantaro     Are you all right, Tsujita? [15:59] Kantaro     You got stuck to me! [16:01] Nagiri     Don't treat me like a stinkbug! [16:03] Nagiri     Get this off right now! Where's the key? [16:05] Kantaro     Oh! Right! Please wait-- [16:10] Kantaro     I lost it...! [16:10] Nagiri     Say that louder! [16:12] Kantaro     It was probably rolled up by that bug earlier... [16:15] Nagiri     Idiot! Then cut the chain with your pile bunker! [16:18] Kantaro     Right! [16:19] Kantaro     But it's very powerful,     so if we're not careful... [16:22] Kantaro     ...it could go "boom"! [16:24] Nagiri     Don't walk around an urban area     with something like that! [16:26] Kantaro     Scum! Dimwit! And you call     yourself an officer of the law?! [16:29] Kantaro     I'm truly sorry! [16:30] Kantaro     Let's go right now to Vamp Control     and have them cut the chain-- [16:33] Nagiri     Sorry, I said too much.     I'm used to this now, so it's fine. [16:36] Kantaro     Used to the handcuffs? Why?     Is that what you like...? [16:38] Nagiri     I'm used to this kind of trouble! [16:40] Nagiri/Kantaro     --I won't let you take me to     the Vampire Control Division!     --Tsujita...? [16:44] Nagiri     If they figure out who I am,     I'll be trapped like a rat. [16:46] Nagiri     Oh, well... [16:48] Nagiri     I don't think you should break this after going     through the trouble of having it made. [16:50] Nagiri     Go after the key! [16:51] Kantaro     Good idea, Tsujita! Let's go! [16:56] Kantaro     Where'd you go, Mr. Bug? This way?! [17:00] Kantaro     Tsujita! [17:01] Namima Manager     Welcome! W-We have fresh fries...! [17:05] Customer     What, is that a missile?! [17:06] Nagiri     Die, all of you! [17:07] Kantaro     It's not a missile! He is a kind     and good young man! [17:11] Kantaro     He just happens to be handcuffed to me! [17:14] Customer     Why? Is that what you like? [17:15] Nagiri     Why did you leave out the word "accidentally"?! [17:17] Hinaichi     Kantaro! What's going on? [17:19] Kantaro     Oh, Vice-Captain! [17:22] Hinaichi     You're the exhibitionist from back then! [17:24] Hinaichi     Did you expose yourself again?! [17:26] Nagiri     No! [17:27] Nagiri (imaginary)     The blue sky is mine! [17:30] Nagiri     What are you imagining? I'll kill you! [17:32] Kantaro     I-If you go to places specifically for     exhibitionists, then it's not illegal... [17:37] Nagiri     That's not it! That was an accident!     Anyway, get me out of here first! [17:37] Sign     "Vamima!!!" [17:45] Nagiri     Look for the bug properly.     Don't do anything dumb, or I'll kill you. [17:49] Kantaro     Right. [17:50] Handa     Kantaro! And Vice-Captain, too! [17:53] Hinaichi     Good work. It looks like you were     able to expel the land cliones? [17:57] Handa     Yeah. But then I thought     I smelled a vampire nearby. [18:01] Hinaichi     What? [18:02] Kantaro     It might be the bug from earlier! [18:03] Kantaro     Tsujita! [18:04] Nagiri/Kantaro     --Yes?     --How eccentric! [18:06] Nagiri     I-I-I-I can't deal with a dhampir... [18:09] Nagiri     If he sniffs out my true identity,     then I'll be skewered on the pile bunker. [18:13] Handa     Oh, sorry, that clione!     Let me help you! [18:15] Nagiri     N-No, I'm fine like this... [18:18] Nagiri     I-I like stuff like this... [18:20] Handa     I apologize for my rudeness! [18:22] Nagiri (imaginary)     I can't see in front of me! [18:24] Nagiri     That's not it! N-No, wait... [18:28] Nagiri     Listen! If he's a dhampir, then he can     sense the presence of a vampire! [18:33] Nagiri     Make him find that bug! [18:35] Kantaro     Oh, right! [18:36] Kantaro     Do you sense a large inferior vampire     somewhere around here? [18:40] Handa     A large one? [18:44] Handa     I think I smell one about 300 meters ahead. [18:47] Nagiri     All right, let's go, officer! [18:48] Kantaro     Right! [18:50] Handa     Oh! Hey, Kantaro! [18:52] Hinaichi     Kantaro! [19:00] Kantaro     A blood-sucking bagworm...? [19:03] Kantaro     They collect metal and use it     for their bag, right? [19:07] Kantaro     But this one's way too big! [19:11] Nagiri     It's quite common for inferior vampires. [19:14] Nagiri     That one probably ate     something good and got huge. [19:17] Kantaro     You sure know a lot, Tsujita! [19:21] Nagiri     Looks like I'm lucky when it     comes to finding bugs, damn it. [19:26] Kantaro     Stop in the name of the law, Mr. Bug! [19:29] Kantaro     Tsujita, it's the key! On its back! [19:31] Nagiri     Give that to us, you insect! [19:41] Nagiri     It emerged with wings?! [19:47] Kantaro     It's Mr. Bug 2.0! [20:14] Nagiri     Damn it, are you picking a fight?! [20:16] Nagiri     No, I can't do anything that would     let this idiot know who I am. [20:20] Kantaro     Are you all right, Tsujita? [20:57] Kantaro     Th-Thank you, Tsujita! [21:02] Nagiri     L-Listen, get down slowly... [21:06] Nagiri     Don't pull... M-My spine... will break... [21:15] Kantaro     You saved me earlier! How did you do it? [21:18] Nagiri     Wh-Who knows? It was a really sticky wall! [21:23] Kantaro     I deeply apologize for bringing you     into such a dangerous situation. [21:27] Kantaro     I even dropped my pile bunker.     I really messed up... [21:31] Nagiri     Without that weapon, you're just a dimwit. [21:36] Nagiri     As thanks for today, I'll slash yo-- [21:39] Handa     Kantaro! [21:40] Hinaichi     What happened with the vampire? [21:41] Kantaro     Oh, right. Thanks to Mr. Tsujita-- [21:44] Nagiri     I-It's what I like... [21:47] Kantaro     It looks very good on you! [23:21] Sign     "Someone who brings calamity" [23:25] Sign     "Unexpected disaster" [23:28] Hiyoshi     We need to warm up somehow... [23:30] Mikazuki     Ronaldo, I'm so cold... [23:33] Ronaldo     Doing this won't help! Everyone-- [23:36] Draluc     The vampire dies in no time.