# E10 - Heisei Annoying Vampire Battle in Shin-Yoko
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**[00:10] ---**
Human festivals aren't bad, huh, John?
**[00:13] ---**
Don't get too excited, idiot.
We're working!
**[00:15] ---**
Yeah, Draluc.
**[00:17] ---**
Come on, loosen up.
**[00:20] ---**
Hinaichi, you have a cute yukata on, too.
**[00:23] ---**
Cute? I'm just undercover!
My uniform would stand out.
**[00:27] ---**
If there are any vampires
causing trouble at the festival,
**[00:30] ---**
then we have to catch them...
**[00:34] ---**
"Festive Festival"
**[00:34] ---**
"Festive Festival"
It's a hunter's job to protect
the festival from those guys.
**[00:37] ---**
It's a hunter's job to protect
the festival from those guys.
**[00:38] ---**
Don't get so excited that you miss them!
**[00:40] ---**
Wow, you're like the god
of non-persuasiveness.
**[00:44] ---**
Anyway, let's patrol while paying
attention to our surroundings.
**[00:47] ---**
"Nudenium"
"Freshly bloomed!!"
"They can walk"
**[00:51] ---**
Welcome.
**[02:27] ---**
--Nude, nude, nude,
nude, nude, nude...
**[02:27] ---**
"The Festival Music Calls You"
--Nude, nude, nude,
nude, nude, nude...
**[02:29] ---**
"The Festival Music Calls You"
--Nude, nude, nude,
nude, nude, nude...
--Welcome!
**[02:31] ---**
"The Festival Music Calls You"
Welcome!
**[02:32] ---**
Welcom--
**[02:35] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[02:36] ---**
I'm just selling geraniums in the nude.
**[02:40] ---**
Why do you think you're
allowed to do that, idiot?!
**[02:43] ---**
Man, we got a vampire booth
right from the start!
**[02:45] ---**
If that's the case, we need to go
around the whole festival first.
**[02:48] ---**
Hey, wait. I'll also--
**[02:51] ---**
Draluc, hurry up and come along.
**[02:53] ---**
--Draluc!
--Sand...
--Nude, nude, nude...
**[02:57] ---**
You can't sell inferior vampires here!
**[03:00] ---**
Baby Nudeniums...
**[03:02] ---**
Shoot, we've gotten
separated from Ronaldo.
**[03:05] ---**
That guy's so impatient...
**[03:06] ---**
Don't worry about it.
We can patrol separately, too.
**[03:10] ---**
That's true, but you're not the one
who should be saying that.
**[03:15] ---**
Don't die from getting jostled
by the crowd, Draluc.
**[03:18] ---**
You die easily, so don't act carelessly--
**[03:21] ---**
Mister! I want one turn at the ball toss.
**[03:23] ---**
What did I just say?!
**[03:29] ---**
John!
**[03:30] ---**
Listen when I talk! Wee-wee!
Don't just go off and play! Wee-wee!
**[03:33] ---**
It's fine. It *is* a festival, after all.
**[03:36] ---**
What are you going to do
if a vampire attacks?
**[03:40] ---**
I'm the vampire lord, Draluc.
**[03:44] ---**
I am not afraid of other
inferior vampires!
**[03:48] ---**
Excuse me, one turn
at the ring toss, please.
**[03:52] ---**
That'll be 300 yen.
**[03:58] ---**
You miss.
**[04:01] ---**
Sand!
**[04:02] ---**
Draluc!
**[04:05] ---**
You're under arrest! You're under arrest!
**[04:07] ---**
I'm gonna hunt you down!
**[04:08] ---**
Come quietly!
**[04:10] ---**
My perfect plan
**[04:11] ---**
to become part of the ring toss game and
suck the blood of handsome men is ruined!
**[04:16] ---**
Jeez. Be careful, Dralu--
**[04:18] ---**
Mister, please give me a scoop.
**[04:20] ---**
Don't you ever learn?!
**[04:21] ---**
Wee-wee...
**[04:22] ---**
Now, now, let me show you
my magnificent technique.
**[04:29] ---**
Foolish compatriot,
hanging out with inferior humans...
**[04:34] ---**
"Vampiric Telescope Goldfish"
Without even knowing that all humans
will become my servants.
**[04:39] ---**
Without even knowing that all humans
will become my servants.
**[04:43] ---**
Look forward to the coming day
of destruction as much as you can.
**[04:48] ---**
Stop that.
**[04:51] ---**
Why are there so many vampires here?
**[04:53] ---**
Hey, Miss!
**[04:55] ---**
If you beat me at rock-paper-scissors,
you get a free chocolate banana.
**[04:59] ---**
Out! Safe!
**[05:00] ---**
♪ *Yoyoinoyoi!* ♪
**[05:05] ---**
Why are you stripping?!
**[05:06] ---**
I'll put corn kernels
in the offertory box!
**[05:10] ---**
They're appearing one after another!
**[05:12] ---**
"Stem Lottery"
"Prize"
Welcome!
**[05:13] ---**
"Stem Lottery"
"Prize"
You were already at another booth!
**[05:15] ---**
I'm no one suspicious!
No one suspicious at all!
**[05:15] ---**
"Vampire - Cotton Candy Maker"
I'm no one suspicious!
No one suspicious at all!
**[05:19] ---**
"Vampire - Cotton Candy Maker"
One please!
**[05:20] ---**
Draluc, come on!
**[05:23] ---**
Got you! I'll turn you into cotton candy!
**[05:26] ---**
Idiot!
**[05:28] ---**
I kind of understand why
Ronaldo kills you all the time.
**[05:33] ---**
Wahhh!
**[05:36] ---**
Even so... There are too
many vampires here!
**[05:40] ---**
Hunters and Vamp Control are nothing!
**[05:42] ---**
I wanna drink blood!
**[05:44] ---**
Handsome men!
**[05:46] ---**
I can't deal with them in time!
**[05:48] ---**
♪ Alcohol and the hunt ♪
**[05:50] ---**
♪ Are the festival's splendor ♪
**[05:56] ---**
Stop that, my compatriots.
**[06:03] ---**
E-Empress!
**[06:06] ---**
It is boorish to defile
such a glorious festival.
**[06:10] ---**
Let us stop fighting and get
along, at least for tonight.
**[06:15] ---**
It's a festival. Humans and
vampires should all enjoy it.
**[06:21] ---**
Empress...
**[06:23] ---**
It is as the empress says.
**[06:29] ---**
Thanks for your help.
**[06:31] ---**
"Shin-Yokohama-style *yakisoba* - 500 yen"
Thanks for your help.
**[06:31] ---**
"Shin-Yokohama-style *yakisoba* - 500 yen"
It was nothing.
**[06:33] ---**
Now, I'm going to enjoy the
festival, too, with Adamppi.
**[06:38] ---**
Mister, please give me all the
*yakisoba* you have on hand.
**[06:43] ---**
I'll have to close for the day!
**[06:44] ---**
H-Hey!
**[07:00] ---**
Man... that was exhausting.
**[07:09] ---**
There were booths over here, too?
**[07:33] ---**
Huh?
**[07:43] ---**
Oh, Miss...
**[07:45] ---**
Are you alone? You're a good girl...
**[07:50] ---**
Come...
**[07:55] ---**
Come closer...
**[08:00] ---**
Who are you...?
Why do you get in my way...?
**[08:10] ---**
Wait...
**[08:17] ---**
Hinaichi!
**[08:20] ---**
Why are you spacing out?
**[08:22] ---**
Huh?
**[08:25] ---**
Oh, I think I just had a strange dream...
**[08:29] ---**
What, you were that tired?
**[08:31] ---**
The portable shrine parade is starting,
**[08:33] ---**
so why don't you watch that
and then go home early?
**[08:37] ---**
Hey, Draluc. Just now, in my dream...
**[08:40] ---**
Hm?
**[08:41] ---**
Oh... never mind...
**[08:45] ---**
Oh, it's starting!
**[08:48] ---**
All right!
**[08:51] ---**
This year, it's an empress shrine!
**[08:53] ---**
Let's go, guys!
**[08:54] ---**
Yeah! Ready, and--
**[09:16] ---**
"Heisei Annoying Vampire
Battle in Shin-Yoko"
**[09:21] ---**
You're late, hunter.
**[09:23] ---**
No, I'm not! You're the one
who called me suddenly.
**[09:26] ---**
Well? What do you want?
**[09:27] ---**
All right, fools.
First, look at these materials.
**[09:31] ---**
This is an organism we ma--ahem--
captured for research purposes.
**[09:37] ---**
It doesn't suck much blood,
**[09:38] ---**
so there is little danger
in the organism itself.
**[09:41] ---**
However, because it is parasitic
**[09:43] ---**
and has abilities similar to
hypnosis or brainwashing,
**[09:47] ---**
it may have great influence
on human society.
**[09:50] ---**
I let a thing like that loose.
**[09:51] ---**
You idiot!
**[09:53] ---**
No facility is completely secure,
and this was an inevitable accident.
**[09:58] ---**
It wasn't my fault.
**[10:01] ---**
Hurry up and catch it.
You're so lucky to get this job.
**[10:05] ---**
Hey, this is my first time meeting him,
**[10:07] ---**
but what's with this living
embodiment of rudeness?
**[10:09] ---**
He's the director of the VRC!
**[10:12] ---**
He's a genius that everyone in the
field of vampire research knows.
**[10:15] ---**
He's also the one who created the
medicine to treat pseudovampires.
**[10:19] ---**
But he prioritizes his own research
**[10:21] ---**
above anything else and is always
making a mess of things.
**[10:23] ---**
He creates as much trouble
as he does good, huh?
**[10:26] ---**
Quiet.
**[10:27] ---**
I am a great genius, so I won't
get in trouble no matter what I do.
**[10:30] ---**
Vampire Draluc.
**[10:32] ---**
You will soon become a subject for
my research, too. Nice to meet you.
**[10:35] ---**
No way. Nice to meet you.
**[10:37] ---**
Well, what can you tell us
about the runaway vampire?
**[10:41] ---**
Where do you think it would hide?
**[10:42] ---**
How the hell am I supposed to know?
I'm returning to my research.
**[10:46] ---**
Stop troubling this great geniu--
**[10:49] ---**
--What did you say? What did you say?!
--I'll explain! I'll explain!
**[10:51] ---**
Even a great genius
yields to violence, huh?
**[10:57] ---**
Th-That vampiric bug gives off
strong attraction pheromones.
**[11:01] ---**
Attraction?
**[11:02] ---**
In other words,
**[11:04] ---**
those who become its host become super
popular, especially with the opposite sex.
**[11:07] ---**
What? I want that!
**[11:08] ---**
If you see someone who wasn't popular
before become popular suddenly,
**[11:11] ---**
then you've found its host.
**[11:13] ---**
Also, it attaches at the abdomen,
so it looks like giant testicles.
**[11:18] ---**
Never mind, I don't want that!
**[11:21] ---**
But to become popular in exchange for
an extra two hanging off your abdomen...
**[11:25] ---**
It's an extreme decision.
**[11:27] ---**
I don't think there's an idiot who
wants to be popular that badly.
**[11:29] ---**
Hey, Ronaldo, what a coincidence!
**[11:31] ---**
Idiot!
**[11:32] ---**
You've become the host of a vampiric bug!
That thing is what's attracting the girls!
**[11:37] ---**
It's unseemly for a man to be jealous.
**[11:38] ---**
He's like a warped *tanuki* statue.
**[11:42] ---**
Starting tonight, my style is the only
justice that will achieve love!
**[11:49] ---**
Y-You're really okay with that?
**[11:51] ---**
Shut up! I'll say it again!
**[11:53] ---**
I'm starting to climb... the hill
to becoming popular with girls!
**[11:57] ---**
Bubuo, you're so cool!
**[11:59] ---**
You smell wild!
**[12:02] ---**
Why are you trying to act cool, moron?!
**[12:03] ---**
Your hair smells like an unwashed dog.
**[12:07] ---**
Poor guy.
**[12:08] ---**
Oh, no. Let's go!
**[12:09] ---**
Right. The next victim will also be fun!
**[12:13] ---**
Refined, cute, and cool!
**[12:14] ---**
A dandy who doesn't hide how it really is.
**[12:17] ---**
My time... The generation has awakened!
**[12:21] ---**
You too?! Idiot! Manager idiot!
**[12:25] ---**
Dad...
**[12:26] ---**
Bubuo, do you know why
you stopped being popular?
**[12:34] ---**
You forgot your faith and love of girls--
**[12:38] ---**
That's not it!
**[12:39] ---**
If that's the case, you won't be
popular no matter what you do!
**[12:42] ---**
Like you can lecture your son.
**[12:44] ---**
A real-life middle-aged man
shouldn't get so excited.
**[12:47] ---**
Don't create any more sad victims!
**[12:50] ---**
There it is, Ronaldo!
**[12:51] ---**
All right, check--
**[12:54] ---**
Oh, dear, my nose slipped.
**[12:57] ---**
Bastard!
**[12:59] ---**
I've heard about what's going on.
**[13:01] ---**
If I just put this thing on,
the world will be my boob oyster!
**[13:05] ---**
Stop that! You're already
a walking dirty joke!
**[13:09] ---**
--So cute!
--Trumpet!
**[13:11] ---**
--Am I in paradise?
**[13:12] ---**
--Oh my, you're so cute!
--Am I in paradise?
**[13:14] ---**
Your skin is so supple.
**[13:18] ---**
No...!
**[13:22] ---**
Oh, he's cooled down!
**[13:23] ---**
--Yer a shiny handsome man, aren't ya?
--Stop! The vampiric bug
isn't on me anymore!
**[13:28] ---**
--Show us yer undies!
--Stop! The vampiric bug
isn't on me anymore!
**[13:29] ---**
--Show us yer undies!
--Don't you think there are
more people gathering now?
**[13:31] ---**
That vampiric bug's powers are growing.
We need to hurry up and catch it.
**[13:35] ---**
Whoa, it's gotten faster!
**[13:40] ---**
Damn it... It's hard to
survive on fish blood...
**[13:45] ---**
I might be better off swiping
some human food...
**[13:49] ---**
Just thinking that means that I
must have already fallen very far...
**[13:55] ---**
Th-That's not true.
**[13:58] ---**
Right now, I am just waiting
for my chance for vengeance.
**[14:01] ---**
One of these days, I'll cut down
those hunters. And that ball--
**[14:05] ---**
"Marriage Registration"
**[14:06] ---**
"Marriage Registration"
You've got a nice body, mister!
**[14:08] ---**
Tokimeki tonight with me!
**[14:10] ---**
Sex and the city!
**[14:20] ---**
Wee-wee?
**[14:22] ---**
You dare appear again, exhibitionist?!
Full-out public indecency!
**[14:25] ---**
Th-That's not it!
**[14:26] ---**
Hey, it looks like another
pervert appeared.
**[14:29] ---**
We should go after the vampiric bug first!
**[14:31] ---**
Oh, my! What's with this vampiric bug?
It's covering my flowers!
**[14:36] ---**
Stop! Don't pollinate me!
**[14:39] ---**
What kind of situation is this?
**[14:42] ---**
Completely naked with just flowers on
the crotch is a gallant and cool style...
**[14:46] ---**
Wake up, idiot!
**[14:48] ---**
That vampiric bug's powers
have gotten even stronger!
**[14:51] ---**
There's no gender or species
distinction in the attraction!
**[14:57] ---**
Oh, no! John...!
**[15:03] ---**
This is...
**[15:05] ---**
...such an intense power of attraction.
**[15:11] ---**
Oh... John...
**[15:14] ---**
Lord John...
**[15:16] ---**
The vampiric bug's power of
attraction raised to its highest limit
**[15:20] ---**
and John's natural attraction
are resonating with each other...
**[15:26] ---**
Sand...
**[15:33] ---**
Lord John... Lord John... Lord John...
**[15:41] ---**
The day of promise has come...
**[15:44] ---**
The time has come for all humanity
to receive salvation and "nu."
**[15:50] ---**
Now, everyone. Let us pray...
**[15:56] ---**
Nunen.
**[16:01] ---**
Hm... It calmed down
after getting full, huh?
**[16:05] ---**
I got some good data, fools.
**[16:09] ---**
All's well that ends well!
**[16:10] ---**
All's *not* well!
**[16:12] ---**
Nunen.
**[16:15] ---**
"Draluc's All Night Shin-Yoko"
**[16:17] ---**
"Draluc's All Night Shin-Yoko"
All Night Shin-Yoko!
**[16:20] ---**
"Ronaldo Vampire Hunter Agency"
**[16:22] ---**
Now, tonight's All Night
Shin-Yoko has begun!
**[16:26] ---**
It will be brought to you by
the handsome vampire, Draluc,
**[16:28] ---**
and the embodiment of "round,"
the armadillo, John!
**[16:33] ---**
Now, let's start by reading
some listener mail.
**[16:36] ---**
Our first letter is from "Dral,"
who lives in Shin-Yokohama.
**[16:40] ---**
The celery I got from Handa
has turned vampiric.
**[16:44] ---**
What should I do?
**[16:47] ---**
Sorry to hear that! Let's ask those
in the studio for their ideas, too.
**[16:52] ---**
Ronaldo in the studio, what do you think
we should do about vampiric vegetables?
**[16:58] ---**
Huh? I don't know.
Do whatever you want, moron.
**[17:02] ---**
Toss!
**[17:06] ---**
We'll take a trip outside the studio!
**[17:09] ---**
All Night Shin-Yoko.
**[17:12] ---**
The next segment is
"Please Tell Me, Hunter!"
**[17:15] ---**
so I've come to the Hunters Guild!
**[17:19] ---**
Welcome.
**[17:20] ---**
What's going on?
**[17:21] ---**
In this segment, I'd like to ask the
hunters everyday questions frankly!
**[17:26] ---**
Looks like you've got a lot of
free time again, huh, Draluc?
**[17:29] ---**
First, let's talk to Shin-Yokohama's
sea-anemone-hair guy, Shot.
**[17:34] ---**
Shot, you like hairy girls, right?
What kind of hairiness turns you on?
**[17:39] ---**
Don't you have other
things you could ask?!
**[17:41] ---**
Other things? Like what?
**[17:43] ---**
Huh? Well, everyone's
interested in me, right?
**[17:48] ---**
So like, "Why is Shot
so cool?" or something...
**[17:52] ---**
Next, we have Shin-Yokohama's
flea-hearted arm guy.
**[17:55] ---**
H-Hey, wait! I'll think of
something better! Okay?
**[17:59] ---**
Like, "What's the theme
of Shot's costume?"
**[18:02] ---**
Or like, "The hook shots
under his sleeves"--
**[18:04] ---**
Hey, look over here! Damn it...
**[18:07] ---**
J-John!
**[18:09] ---**
I love it when girls accidentally miss
a spot when shaving their pits!
**[18:13] ---**
That's just gross.
**[18:17] ---**
All Night Shin-Yoko.
**[18:24] ---**
Now, our next target is the duck who's
always there on the edge of the screen!
**[18:30] ---**
I've always wondered--
why do you wear a duck costume?
**[18:33] ---**
Hey, don't ask Mr. Vamone
something so rude.
**[18:37] ---**
Yeah, Mr. Vamone's an amazing person!
**[18:40] ---**
He's partial to wearing a duck costume,
**[18:41] ---**
but he's an experienced hunter who
has defeated all kinds of vampires.
**[18:46] ---**
The slashes he sends out with his special
long sword "Leek" are incredible!
**[18:50] ---**
He's eliminated the most
vampires in Shin-Yoko
**[18:52] ---**
and is super popular
with people of all ages!
**[18:54] ---**
What does "partial to wearing
a duck costume" mean?
**[18:57] ---**
The one who took Ronaldo on
as an apprentice and trained him
**[19:00] ---**
was also Mr. Vamone.
**[19:02] ---**
What does "partial to wearing
a duck costume" mean?
**[19:04] ---**
He was also my comrade-in-arms
who stood on the front lines with me
**[19:08] ---**
when I was still on active duty.
**[19:10] ---**
What does "partial to wearing
a duck costume" mean?
**[19:12] ---**
♪ Vamone, Vamone ♪
**[19:14] ---**
♪ Vamone, Vamone ♪
**[19:15] ---**
♪ Vamone, Vamone ♪
**[19:17] ---**
♪ Mr. Vamone ♪
**[19:22] ---**
♪ Vamone, Vamone, Mr. Vamone ♪
**[19:25] ---**
♪ Mr. Vamone of Shin-Yokohama ♪
**[19:28] ---**
♪ Vamone, Vamone, Mr. Vamone ♪
**[19:31] ---**
♪ Dependable hunter, Mr. Vamone ♪
**[19:34] ---**
♪ Vamone, Vamone, Mr. Vamone ♪
**[19:37] ---**
♪ He'll defeat the bad vampires ♪
**[19:40] ---**
♪ Tremble and sleep, villains ♪
**[19:44] ---**
♪ Next time, it might be your turn ♪
**[19:47] ---**
Apparently, he created this
dance for PR as a hobby.
**[19:49] ---**
He really is partial to it, huh?
**[19:52] ---**
Well, a hunter's costume is really just an
amalgamation of what we're partial to...
**[19:56] ---**
So you're just partial to that shirt
that looks like a bra hook?
**[19:59] ---**
Oh, yeah, I also thought that was a bra.
**[20:01] ---**
What?!
**[20:03] ---**
All Night Shin-Yoko!
**[20:09] ---**
Now, let's take this chance
to ask all of our questions!
**[20:14] ---**
Maria, why do you wear a nun's habit,
even though you work as a hunter?
**[20:18] ---**
It's because if I wear a hunting
vest and carry a hunting gun,
**[20:20] ---**
then I won't look like a hunter.
**[20:22] ---**
That's true.
**[20:23] ---**
What about you, Homerun Batter?
Why do you wear those clothes?
**[20:26] ---**
I'm partial to them!
**[20:27] ---**
Um, what about you people who are sometimes
in the background...? Who are you?
**[20:30] ---**
Your description is too heartless.
**[20:33] ---**
"Inventor Hunter - Medoki"
I'm Medoki. I'm a hunter,
but I also work at a hunter goods shop.
**[20:36] ---**
"Hunter - Shoka"
Wake up, Shoka!
**[20:38] ---**
"Hunter - Shoka"
I'm sleepy...
**[20:39] ---**
"Hunter - Shoka"
This is a new item! Vampire Garlic Spray!
**[20:40] ---**
This is a new item! Vampire Garlic Spray!
**[20:42] ---**
Sand!
**[20:44] ---**
Why do you wear those clothes?
**[20:45] ---**
I'm partial to them!
**[20:46] ---**
Do you two want to try?
**[20:48] ---**
Sand...!
**[20:51] ---**
Ta Chan, are you partial
to your clothes, too?
**[20:53] ---**
Oh, what about your clothes?
Are you partial to them, too?
**[20:56] ---**
You should wear them
every day then, scrawny!
**[20:58] ---**
Sand!
**[20:59] ---**
--Are you partial to that bra, too?
**[21:00] ---**
--Yes.
--Are you partial to that bra, too?
**[21:01] ---**
I'm not partial to your face, though!
**[21:03] ---**
Sand!
**[21:04] ---**
A vampire!
**[21:05] ---**
Why did you come in? Are you stupid?
**[21:09] ---**
You're shameless,
coming into the guild like that!
**[21:11] ---**
Surround the vampire!
**[21:12] ---**
Damn it, I'll kill you!
**[21:16] ---**
Let's go home, John.
**[21:19] ---**
All Night Shin-Yoko.
**[21:24] ---**
Oh, that was fun.
**[21:28] ---**
Now, I hate to say this, but it's about
time for All Night Shin-Yoko to end.
**[21:33] ---**
Let's meet again--
**[21:35] ---**
Sand!
**[21:39] ---**
...next time!
**[21:47] ---**
"The world transforms"
**[21:50] ---**
Leave this place to me, Ronaldo.
**[21:54] ---**
I believe.
**[21:56] ---**
I'll fight!
**[21:58] ---**
Shot...
**[22:00] ---**
He believed in me!
**[22:02] ---**
Stand up! You call yourself a hunter?!
**[22:06] ---**
The vampire dies in no time.