E8 - The Photo that Started It All Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Japanese Math Science Social Studies English SIGN    Ichika          Nino          Miku          Yotsuba          Itsuki [00:02] Fuutarou     I can't believe they all bombed     nearly every subject. [00:06] Fuutarou     I know we didn't have much time,     but they studied a lot. [00:10] Dad     Futaro! [00:11] Dad     You need to stop talking     about studying at home. [00:13] Fuutarou     What kind of education approach is that?! [00:15] Fuutarou     And you were the one who     hooked me up with this job! [00:18] Dad     You weren't a very good student     in the past either, remember? [00:21] Dad     You don't need to worry so much.     Itsuki-chan and the rest will change. [00:24] Sister     What? Onii-chan wasn't such     a study freak in the past? [00:28] Dad     This kid was a wild boy, just like me. [00:34] Dad     I know you have a photo from back then     in your student handbook. [00:38] Sister     Let me see! [00:40] Fuutarou     No. [00:41] Fuutarou     Hell no. [00:42] Dad     Yoink. [00:43] Fuutarou     Hey, Dad! [00:45] Sister     Let me see! Let me see! [00:47] Dad     Take a look. [00:50] Sister     No way. [00:51] Sister     This is Onii-chan? [00:53] Sister     Wow! [00:56] Dad     That was around when you met that girl     and became how you are now. [01:05] Fuutarou     I-I don't know what you're talking about. [01:09] Sister     Hey, hey, is that your first love? [01:12] Fuutarou     No, she's not. SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets [02:48] Yotsuba     What are these? [02:49] Miku     Croquettes. [02:51] Yotsuba     Are you sure they aren't rocks? [02:56] Miku     I'm confident they taste good, though. [02:59] Miku     Try them. [03:01] Yotsuba     Okay, then. [03:02] Fuutarou     You made ohagi? [03:05] Fuutarou     Thanks. [03:10] Fuutarou     Oh, it's a croquette.     It's actually pretty good. [03:13] Yotsuba     It's not that good! [03:15] Fuutarou     Wow, you have surprisingly     picky taste, Yotsuba. [03:18] Yotsuba     Your tastes are just too easy to cater to!     And you're a hater, too! [03:22] Miku     Which is it? [03:24] Fuutarou     Yeah, yeah, I'm a hater or whatever. [03:26] Fuutarou     Let's just start reviewing the exams. [03:28] Miku     Wait. [03:32] Miku     I'm going to keep making them     until they taste perfect. [03:35] Miku     So eat. [03:38] Yotsuba     How's your stomach feeling? [03:41] Yotsuba     Miku will be back with some medicine soon. [03:47] Fuutarou     I was supposed to be tutoring today. [03:50] Fuutarou     I messed up. [03:52] Fuutarou     I never thought she'd feed me     until I collapsed. [03:57] Yotsuba     I'm stuffed, too. [04:00] Fuutarou     It's all because     you wouldn't stop complaining! [04:03] Fuutarou     I really thought they were good,     but you could have told a white lie! [04:06] Yotsuba     If I lied, Miku would see right through it. [04:11] Fuutarou     You could have just told her     that you like the flavor. [04:15] Yotsuba     "I like the flavor"! [04:17] Yotsuba     I see! Today I learned! [04:20] Fuutarou     That's not what I came here to teach you. [04:26] Nino     What's this? [04:28] Nino     Taking a nap in someone else's home? [04:30] Nino     Did someone drug you or something? [04:33] Fuutarou     Ironically, I would like some drugs today. [04:39] Nino     Not that I care. [04:41] Nino     Let's go, Itsuki. Lunchtime's going to end. [04:43] ---     O-Okay. [04:44] Fuutarou     Shoot! [04:45] Fuutarou     Yotsuba! [04:47] Yotsuba     Yes? What is it? [04:49] Fuutarou     I want those two to start studying. [04:52] Fuutarou     Make them stay! [04:55] Yotsuba     How do I do that? [04:56] Fuutarou     Lie to them if you have to. [05:00] Yotsuba     All right. [05:01] Nino     Oh yeah, there's a place at the station... [05:03] Yotsuba     Wait, you two! [05:05] Yotsuba     As you can see, Uesugi-san has     been struck by a grave illness! [05:09] Yotsuba     Take care of him! [05:12] Itsuki     A grave illness? [05:14] Fuutarou     Yotsuba... Come on... [05:18] Fuutarou     You're such a terrible liar! [05:21] Itsuki     Then maybe he should go to the hospital. [05:23] Yotsuba     I-I don't think he can. [05:26] Yotsuba     Apparently, he'll die if he moves! [05:28] Fuutarou     What kind of weird illness is that? [05:31] Nino     What the hell? [05:33] Nino     Let's go, Itsuki. [05:34] Itsuki     Okay. [05:41] Fuutarou     Shit, I just moved a bit, and I nearly died. [05:44] Itsuki     What are you doing? [05:46] Itsuki     Stay still. [05:50] Nino     Well, just take your medication,     get some sleep, and you'll be okay. [05:54] Yotsuba     Look, Nino, you can have     these croquettes for lunch. [05:57] Nino     How are those croquettes? [06:00] Yotsuba     You're... [06:03] Yotsuba     I know! [06:04] Yotsuba     You're good at cooking, aren't you? [06:06] Yotsuba     You should make him some porridge. [06:08] Fuutarou     I'm sick because I overate. [06:11] Fuutarou     You haven't forgotten that, have you? [06:15] Nino     I guess that's not too much to ask for. [06:17] Fuutarou     Why pick now to start being nice?! [06:19] Nino     You're okay with eggs in, right? [06:21] Fuutarou     Yeah, thanks. [06:24] Itsuki     I didn't know you were so ill. [06:29] Itsuki     Yotsuba, is there anything I can do? [06:32] Yotsuba     Um... [06:33] Yotsuba     Um... [06:35] Yotsuba     Why don't you hold his hand or something? [06:40] Yotsuba     Remember how Mom used to do that     for us when we were bedridden? [06:45] Yotsuba     She said it's a magic spell     to make you feel better. [06:48] Itsuki     No way! [06:49] Itsuki     The two situations couldn't be more different! [06:52] Fuutarou     Stop talking already, Yotsuba. [06:55] Yotsuba     Are you okay? [06:59] Itsuki     If it'll help you get better... [07:01] Fuutarou     What? [07:11] Itsuki     I can't! [07:14] Fuutarou     You must really hate me, huh? [07:18] Fuutarou     All right, we've managed to     keep them here, but now what? [07:22] Yotsuba     You guys should get along better. [07:27] Yotsuba     Study with us, Itsuki. [07:31] Yotsuba     Let's take Uesugi-san's lessons     together from now on. [07:34] Yotsuba     It'll be a lot more fun with the five of us. [07:40] Fuutarou     I think I took the wrong approach. [07:42] Fuutarou     This suits Yotsuba a lot more     than having her tell lies. [07:49] Itsuki     I'll think about it. [07:51] Nino     Here you are. [07:53] Nino     I made porridge. [08:02] Fuutarou     Hey, whole rice. [08:05] Fuutarou     Every single grain is sparkling. [08:09] Fuutarou     They must use really good rice. [08:17] Fuutarou     That burns! [08:20] Nino     S-Sorry, are you okay? [08:23] Nino     Wait, huh? He's moving around. [08:33] Fuutarou     Looks like I'm all better now. [08:36] Fuutarou     And now it's just the two of us again. [08:40] Fuutarou     We're back to where we were     before the exams. [08:42] Yotsuba     Are we? [08:45] Yotsuba     Haven't you noticed? [08:48] Yotsuba     Nino didn't try to kick you     out of our apartment. [08:52] Fuutarou     It's just a coincidence. [08:55] Yotsuba     It's not just Nino and Itsuki, either. [08:57] Yotsuba     Ichika and Miku are changing, too.     Even I can tell. [09:02] Yotsuba     I'm the only one that hasn't grown. [09:05] Yotsuba     My exam results still suck, too. [09:10] Fuutarou     That's not true. [09:13] Fuutarou     You were the first one to change. [09:16] Fuutarou     I'm lucky one of you was     honest and straightforward. [09:20] Fuutarou     Maybe I'm giving you too much credit. [09:23] Fuutarou     Especially given I got wrecked today     because you're too straightforward to lie. [09:27] Yotsuba     Do you know why I'm on your side? [09:32] Fuutarou     Say what? [09:34] Fuutarou     Because you want better grades, right? [09:35] Yotsuba     No. [09:45] Yotsuba     Because I like you. [09:57] Fuutarou     Huh? [09:59] ---     Wait... [10:01] Fuutarou     What? [10:08] Yotsuba     Just kidding. [10:10] Yotsuba     Ha! You fell for it! [10:12] Yotsuba     I can lie when I wanna, too! [10:18] Fuutarou     I won't trust anyone anymore. [10:21] Narrator     And so Futaro's heart grew a little colder. [10:27] Yotsuba     School camp! School camp! School camp! [10:35] Yotsuba     Uesugi-san! School camp is coming up! [10:39] Fuutarou     Yotsuba? [10:46] Fuutarou     It's me. [10:47] Yotsuba     Uesugi-san. [10:49] Yotsuba     Who are you?! [10:52] Fuutarou     It's me. [10:53] Yotsuba     Thank goodness. [10:56] Yotsuba     Who are you?! [10:58] Fuutarou     It's me. [11:01] Yotsuba     Help me! [11:06] Librarian     Quiet in the library. [11:08] Fuutarou     Sorry. [11:11] Yotsuba     What are you doing with     all these costume masks? [11:15] Miku     He's on the test of courage     planning committee. [11:19] Yotsuba     That's a surprisingly social thing     for you to do. [11:22] Fuutarou     I'm not doing it by choice. SIGN    Curry SIGN    Orienteering SIGN    Test of Courage SIGN    Skiing SIGN    Campfire [11:25] Fuutarou     My class is in charge of the test of courage, [11:29] Fuutarou     and my classmates dumped it on my head     while I was busy studying by myself. [11:34] Yotsuba     Poor thing. [11:36] Miku     He deserved it. [11:39] Fuutarou     I'm going to get back at them     by scaring the crap out of them. [11:44] Fuutarou     I'll make it a night they won't forget. [11:47] Miku     You're totally into it. [11:48] Yotsuba     It's not right that they're making him     do it all on his own, though. [11:52] Yotsuba     I'm gonna go complain to Class 1. [11:55] Fuutarou     Don't bother. [11:56] Fuutarou     Miku's right. [11:57] Fuutarou     I deserved it. [11:59] Yotsuba     But... [12:00] Fuutarou     Besides, I don't even care about camp. [12:06] Yotsuba     Then, let's talk about things that could     make you look forward to it. [12:09] Yotsuba     I heard this from my friends in class. [12:12] Yotsuba     Did you know there's a legend     about our school camp? [12:17] Yotsuba     There's always a campfire dance     on the last day, [12:21] Yotsuba     and any pairs dancing when it ends     are destined to spend their lives together. [12:30] Fuutarou     That's unrealistic. And silly. [12:34] Yotsuba     You're too cynical! Kids these days! [12:36] Yotsuba     It's a campfire! [12:38] Yotsuba     A legend of fate! [12:39] Yotsuba     Don't you think it's romantic? [12:42] Fuutarou     Come on, let's start studying. [12:44] Ichika     Yoohoo. [12:46] Fuutarou     Ichika, you're late. [12:47] Ichika     What are you wearing? [12:49] Fuutarou     That's not important. We're doing math today. [12:51] Ichika     Sorry. [12:53] Ichika     I have a shoot today. [12:55] Ichika     That got me thinking... [12:57] Ichika     I should let you know ahead of time     whenever this happens. [13:02] Ichika     So here. Let's exchange email addresses. [13:05] Fuutarou     Email addresses, huh? [13:08] Fuutarou     Do we really need to? [13:10] Yotsuba     I agree! We should exchange email addresses! [13:13] Yotsuba     I'd like to join in too, Uesugi-san. [13:16] Yotsuba     Oh, but before that, SIGN    Infrared Transfer SIGN    Receiving [13:18] Yotsuba     let me get this done. SIGN    Address Book SIGN    Nakano Ichika SIGN    Mobile Phone SIGN    Mail Address [13:21] Ichika     Okay, done. [13:23] Fuutarou     Yotsuba. [13:25] Fuutarou     Should I even ask what you're doing? [13:28] Yotsuba     Making a thousand paper cranes. [13:30] Yotsuba     My friend's friend is in the hospital. [13:33] Fuutarou     Study! [13:34] Fuutarou     Give me half of that. [13:36] Fuutarou     We're studying once we're done with this. [13:38] Yotsuba     Okay. [13:39] Sensei     Oh, Nakano. [13:42] Yotsuba     Sensei. [13:44] Sensei     I'm glad I found you here. [13:45] Sensei     Could you put these on everyone's desks? [13:49] Yotsuba     Sure. [13:50] Fuutarou     How much of a pushover are you?! [13:54] Fuutarou     Hold on, is she buying time     so she doesn't have to study? [13:59] Fuutarou     If she is, she's way more wicked than Nino. [14:04] Ichika     Okay, I'm off. [14:05] Miku     Good luck. [14:07] Yotsuba     Go, Ichika! SIGN    Receiving Message SIGN    1 New Message SIGN    Incoming Mail SIGN    Nakano Ichika SIGN    Your cute sleepy face SIGN    If you don't want me to send it around,     you'll get the other four's email addresses! [14:13] Ichika     If you don't want me to send it around,     you'll get the other four's email addresses! [14:25] Fuutarou     Man, as your tutor, [14:28] Fuutarou     I should probably get     everyone's email addresses, huh? [14:31] Miku     I'll help you. [14:34] Fuutarou     Yay. [14:35] Fuutarou     I did it. [14:37] Fuutarou     I guess I can get Itsuki's     and Nino's some other day. [14:41] Yotsuba     I saw them in the cafeteria. [14:43] Yotsuba     Okay, let's go! [14:44] Fuutarou     H-Hey, what about your address? [14:50] Fuutarou     Thanks. [14:51] Fuutarou     I saved my address. [14:53] Miku     Okay. [14:54] Fuutarou     Wait up, Yotsuba! [15:02] Nino     Absolutely not. [15:04] Nino     Ab-so-lute-ly not. [15:07] Itsuki     There's no reason for us     to want your email address. SIGN    The Theater Club     Needs You! [15:11] Fuutarou     I expected you to say that. [15:14] Fuutarou     But wait, there's more! SIGN    Uesugi Raiha     Dad     Nakano Ichika [15:16] Fuutarou     Act now, and I'll throw in     Raiha's email address for free! SIGN    Uesugi Raiha [15:20] Fuutarou     It's a bargain! [15:20] Raiha     Itsuki-chan! [15:27] Itsuki     You leave me no choice. [15:30] Nino     That's so cowardly,     selling your family out like that! [15:32] Fuutarou     Say what you will. [15:34] Fuutarou     Aren't you telling me yours, Nino? [15:36] Nino     Of course not. [15:38] Fuutarou     All right, then. [15:41] Fuutarou     In that case, we'll chat without you. [15:44] Fuutarou     The rest of us, without you. [15:47] Nino     G-Give me something to write with. [15:52] Fuutarou     Here. [15:55] Yotsuba     Now you've got everyone's. [15:59] Fuutarou     There's one more. [16:01] Yotsuba     Ichika, Miku, Itsuki, Nino... [16:07] Yotsuba     Yotsuba! That's me! [16:10] Fuutarou     Yeah, she's plain stupid. [16:13] Yotsuba     This is my email address. SIGN    Basketball Team Captain SIGN    Incoming Call [16:18] Fuutarou     You have a call. [16:22] Fuutarou     The basketball team? [16:24] Fuutarou     Wait, are you still hanging out with them? [16:28] Yotsuba     Oh, right, I had one more thing     I had to do for someone. [16:32] Yotsuba     Okay, Uesugi-san. I'll be leaving now. [16:38] Fuutarou     You're such a bad liar. [16:43] Nino     Hey! [16:45] Nino     I wrote my email address. [16:51] Yotsuba     Hey, everyone. [16:53] Girl     Nakano-san. Thanks for the help the other day. [16:56] Nino     Don't mention it. [16:58] Fuutarou     I knew it. [16:59] Fuutarou     The fact that she lied to come here     even though she sucks at it means... [17:03] Girl     So, Nakano-san, have you thought     about joining the club? [17:09] Nino     Yes. [17:10] Nino     I'm thankful that you invited me. [17:12] Fuutarou     So that's what it is?! [17:14] Fuutarou     Yotsuba really was buying     time to avoid studying! [17:19] Girl     That's great. [17:20] Girl     Then... [17:21] Yotsuba     But... [17:24] Yotsuba     I'm sorry. [17:30] Yotsuba     I'll have to decline. [17:35] Yotsuba     I'm well aware that     the basketball team needs my help, [17:40] Yotsuba     but I have an important     engagement after school. [17:45] Yotsuba     O-Of course, I can always fill in at games. [17:50] Girl     I see. [17:52] Girl     Guess that's that, then. [17:54] Girl     Although I think it's a waste     of talent not to join us. [17:58] Yotsuba     There's someone who's spurring me on,     even though I have no talent. SIGN    Basketball Team     Looking for members! [18:14] Yotsuba     U-Uesugi-san? [18:16] Yotsuba     Why are you here? [18:18] Fuutarou     I was on my way to the library. [18:20] Yotsuba     But the library and this club wing     are in completely opposite directions. [18:24] Yotsuba     Weird. [18:27] Fuutarou     Are you done here? [18:30] Fuutarou     I'm going to keep working you hard.     You'd best be ready. [18:34] Yotsuba     Yes, sir. [18:38] Yotsuba     I'm ready now. [18:41] Fuutarou     Thanks, Raiha. [18:44] Raiha     Sure. [18:45] Fuutarou     Oh, right. SIGN    Uesugi Raiha     Dad     Nakano Ichika     Nakano Miku     Nakano Yotsuba     Nakano Itsuki [18:48] Fuutarou     I guess I should message them     about the weekend session. SIGN    Dad     Nakano Ichika     Nakano Miku     Nakano Yotsuba     Nakano Itsuki SIGN    Nakano Ichika     Nakano Miku     Nakano Yotsuba     Nakano Itsuki [18:53] Fuutarou     Huh? [18:54] Fuutarou     Where's Nino's? [18:57] Fuutarou     My student handbook! [19:01] Fuutarou     I didn't get it back from Nino! [19:21] Fuutarou     Give me back my student handbook. [19:26] Nino     Eek! [19:32] Nino     Unbelievable. [19:34] Nino     How could you enter a girl's room without     permission first thing in the morning?! [19:37] Miku     I allowed it. [19:39] Nino     And what gives you the right to do that?! [19:41] Fuutarou     I apologize. [19:43] Fuutarou     I just wanted my student handbook     back as soon as possible. [19:48] Nino     You're being awfully meek. [19:49] Nino     Is there something you're hiding in here? [19:53] Fuutarou     There's no telling what she'll say     if she sees my old photo. [19:59] Ichika     Morning, Futaro-kun. [20:01] Ichika     Here, Nino. [20:03] Ichika     It's what we were talking about yesterday. [20:05] Ichika     Can you really do it by yourself? [20:07] Nino     I-I said I'll be fine! [20:09] Nino     Don't underestimate me. [20:22] Nino     Honestly, any other time,     I'd rather die than let you in my room. [20:26] Fuutarou     What? [20:28] Fuutarou     Hurry up and give me my handbook. [20:33] Nino     I'll give it back if you pierce my ears. [20:37] Fuutarou     What? [20:39] Nino     You want it back, don't you? [20:41] Nino     Do it. [20:42] Fuutarou     Uh, do it yourself. [20:44] Nino     I don't wanna. It's scary. [20:47] Fuutarou     Then why do you want piercings at all? [20:49] Fuutarou     Just so you know,     it's going to hurt for a while. [20:52] Nino     What would you know?     You've never done it before. [20:55] Fuutarou     I-I guess. [20:57] Nino     No reason, really. [21:00] Nino     I just want it because     everyone else is doing it. [21:03] Fuutarou     I see. [21:05] Fuutarou     Fine. [21:10] Fuutarou     This is a perfect opportunity to     get back at you for everything. [21:14] Fuutarou     Here I go. [21:18] Fuutarou     The handbook. [21:23] Fuutarou     Five... [21:25] Fuutarou     Four... [21:27] Fuutarou     Three... [21:29] Fuutarou     Two... [21:30] Fuutarou     One... [21:32] Fuutarou     Zero! [21:33] Fuutarou     ...is what I'll say when I do it. [21:35] Nino     Quit messing around! [21:42] Fuutarou     Shit! [21:49] Fuutarou     Wait, this bad boy... [21:55] Fuutarou     He's totally my type! [21:57] Fuutarou     Who is it? [21:59] Fuutarou     It's me! [22:00] Fuutarou     A-A relative. [22:02] Fuutarou     I didn't want you to see that. [22:07] Nino     He's a lot hotter than you. [22:10] Nino     Hook me up someday. [22:13] Fuutarou     Sure. [22:14] Fuutarou     Someday. [22:16] Nino     Oh, yeah. [22:18] Nino     We used to be adorable little     angels back then, too. [22:23] Nino     See? [22:24] Nino     Look. [22:27] Nino     No interest? [22:29] Nino     I think I'll show the girls     for old times' sake. [22:35] Fuutarou     Thank goodness. [22:39] Ichika     Nino. [22:40] Ichika     Are you done? [22:42] Nino     I thought it over, and there's     no reason to rush into it. [22:47] Nino     As long as I can do it by the time     I'm wearing my wedding dress. [22:52] Nino     Never mind that. [22:53] Nino     Look at this picture. [22:55] Yotsuba     It's the five of us. [22:58] Fuutarou     She saw my photo, [23:00] Fuutarou     but good thing she only saw half of it. [23:03] Yotsuba     We're all so cute. [23:05] Ichika     When was this again? [23:07] Miku     Sixth grade. [23:12] Ichika     This was Kyoto, which means... [23:13] Ichika     It's from our school trip. [23:16] Fuutarou     Five years ago, huh? [23:18] Fuutarou     The color's fading a bit. [23:24] Yotsuba     This really takes me back. [23:26] Itsuki     We've changed a lot, huh? [23:40] Fuutarou     I hope I meet her again. SIGN    #08 The Photo That Started It All SIGN    Next Time on The Quintessential Quintuplets SIGN    #09 Legend of Fate Day 1 [23:50] Yotsuba     Quintuplet Trivia! [23:51] Miku     Yotsuba is really athletic. [23:53] Nino     But can she memorize the rules? [23:54] Yotsuba     Of course I can. [23:55] Itsuki     Then what are the rules for basketball? [23:57] Yotsuba     Put the ball in the basket,     and you get two or three points! [23:59] Miku     That's it? [24:00] Yotsuba     Also, you tend to eat     on the way home often. [24:02] Nino     That's just an after-practice trope!