E4 - Day Off

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[00:00] Radio
    It's a pleasant Sunday.
[00:02] Radio
    I hope you're having a good time.
[00:04] Radio
    There's going to be a fireworks
    festival in Higashi-cho today.
[00:08] Fuutarou
    I get the whole day off today.
[00:11] Fuutarou
    I'm going to forget about the quintuplets
    and study all I want!
[00:16] Fuutarou
    I should teach them this formula.
[00:19] Fuutarou
    This is a good problem.
    Even Yotsuba could learn from it.
[00:23] Fuutarou
    This one would be good for Miku.
[00:27] Fuutarou
    Wait, what the hell am I doing?!
[00:30] Fuutarou
    What am I, a tryhard tutor?!
[00:35] Fuutarou
    Is it a loan shark?
[00:38] Fuutarou
    If you're here for money, we don't have...
[00:41] Fuutarou
    any.
[00:47] Itsuki
    Why'd you close the door on me?
[00:48] Itsuki
    Open up!
[00:51] Fuutarou
    What?
[00:53] Itsuki
    There's something I need to give you.
[00:58] Itsuki
    My father left your pay with me.
[01:03] Sister
    You're turning Yukichi-san
    wrinkly with your sweat!
[01:07] Itsuki
    Five thousand yen a day for each of us.
[01:09] Itsuki
    That's fifty thousand yen for two days.
[01:13] Sister
    Mom, Onii-chan made it.
[01:16] Fuutarou
    Holy cow. We'll be able to pay off
    the loans in no time.
[01:21] Itsuki
    Well, I'll be leaving now.
[01:24] Fuutarou
    I can't accept this.
[01:28] Fuutarou
    Sure, I did go to your place twice.
[01:31] Fuutarou
    But I didn't do anything.
[01:36] Itsuki
    Are you sure?
[01:37] Itsuki
    What about the sexual harassment?
[01:39] Sister
    Onii-chan!
[01:40] Fuutarou
    I thought we cleared that up!
[01:42] Itsuki
    I don't think it's true
    that you've done nothing.
[01:47] Itsuki
    Your presence is beginning to change
    something in the five of us.
[01:52] Fuutarou
    The five of you?
[01:55] Itsuki
    I made a mistake.
[01:57] Itsuki
    The four of them.
[01:58] Itsuki
    A-Anyway, I won't take this back.
[02:01] Itsuki
    Use it however you like.
[02:08] Fuutarou
    Raiha, is there anything you want?
[02:18] Sister
    Onii-chan!
[02:19] Sister
    The coins!
[02:22] Fuutarou
    Way to go!
[02:23] Fuutarou
    So why are you here?
[02:25] Itsuki
    What choice did I have?
[02:28] (Flashback) Sister
    I want to try going to the arcade!
[02:31] (Flashback) Sister
    You'll come too, won't you, Itsuki-san?
[02:33] (Flashback) Sister
    Please?
[02:36] Fuutarou
    You should have said no.
[02:37] Itsuki
    How could I? She's too cute.
[02:40] Fuutarou
    I hear ya!
[02:42] Fuutarou
    Bring it on!
[02:43] Itsuki
    Here I go.
[02:50] Sister
    Over here!
[02:51] Sister
    Hey!
[03:04] Itsuki
    Raiha-chan's enjoying herself.
[03:07] Fuutarou
    Raiha has a hard time
    because of our family situation.
[03:11] Fuutarou
    I'm sure there are many
    more things she'd like to do.
[03:15] Fuutarou
    I want to grant all of her wishes.
[03:18] Sister
    Onii-chan! Itsuki-san!
[03:22] Sister
    I want to do that one with
    the two of you before we go.
[03:29] Fuutarou
    A-Actually, that one looks more...
[03:36] Itsuki
    All of her wishes, right?
[03:40] Fuutarou
    On second thought, I'm going to pass.
[03:42] Sister
    You aren't getting away.
[03:44] Sister
    You scoot in too, Itsuki-san.
[03:45] Itsuki
    O-Okay.
[03:48] Sister
    It's like a family photo.
SIGN    Itsuki-san
SIGN    Raiha
SIGN    Onii-chan
[03:56] Fuutarou
    What kind of face is that?
[03:58] Itsuki
    You're one to talk.
[04:00] Sister
    Onii-chan, Itsuki-san, thank you.
[04:03] Sister
    I'll cherish this for the rest of my life.
[04:15] Fuutarou
    And there goes my Sunday.
[04:18] Fuutarou
    No, I still have the evening.
[04:21] Fuutarou
    All of you had better study tonight, too.
[04:25] Itsuki
    I should get going.
[04:27] Fuutarou
    Something's fishy.
[04:29] Fuutarou
    You have homework.
[04:30] Fuutarou
    Have you finished it?
[04:32] Itsuki
    Stop following me!
[04:35] Sister
    Onii-chan, I see four Itsuki-sans.
[04:41] Yotsuba
    Oh, Uesugi-san?
[04:43] Nino
    Why are you with him, Itsuki?!
[04:47] Ichika
    Were you in the middle of a date?
[04:49] Ichika
    Sorry.
[04:50] Ichika
    We aren't!
[04:53] Yotsuba
    Are you Uesugi-san's kid sister?
[04:55] Sister
    Yes.
[04:57] Yotsuba
    Let's go see the fireworks together.
[05:00] Sister
    Fireworks?
[05:02] Fuutarou
    Hang on a second.
[05:03] Fuutarou
    I have plans to study.
[05:05] Fuutarou
    You all have homework, too.
[05:08] Sister
    Onii-chan...
[05:11] Sister
    Please?
[05:15] Fuutarou
    Sure, we can go.
[05:17] Fuutarou
    But only...
[05:18] Fuutarou
    after...
[05:19] Fuutarou
    all of you...
[05:21] Fuutarou
    finish...
[05:23] Fuutarou
    your homework!
[05:24] ---
    Jeez!
[05:26] Nino
    We're gonna miss the start of the fireworks!
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    Yakisoba
SIGN    Okonomiyaki
SIGN    Shaved Ice
[07:09] Nino
    Finally done!
[07:11] Sister
    Good work, everyone.
[07:12] Yotsuba
    When are the fireworks starting again?
[07:15] Itsuki
    They're from 7 PM to 8 PM.
[07:18] ---
    I'm going to check out the stalls!
[07:22] Fuutarou
    Why are they so excited?
[07:26] Yotsuba
    Want to try catching goldfish?
[07:28] Sister
    Yeah!
[07:29] Sister
    I'm in!
[07:35] Fuutarou
    Well, at least they did
    their homework for once.
[07:41] Fuutarou
    Is that how badly
    they want to see the fireworks?
[07:44] Itsuki
    What's with that unfestive
    look on your face?
[07:54] Itsuki
    S-Stop staring at me.
[07:57] Fuutarou
    Who are you?
[07:59] Fuutarou
    You girls are hard enough
    to tell apart as it is.
[08:02] Fuutarou
    Don't go changing your hairstyle.
[08:03] Itsuki
    It's me, Itsuki.
[08:05] Itsuki
    And I'm free to do my hair however I please!
[08:10] Ichika
    That won't do.
[08:12] Ichika
    When a girl changes her hairstyle,
[08:14] Ichika
    you have to compliment her.
[08:17] Ichika
    Hey, don't you want to find out if girls
    truly wear nothing under their yukatas?
[08:21] Fuutarou
    That was a long time ago.
[08:23] Fuutarou
    I already know.
[08:25] Ichika
    Are you sure about that?
[08:29] Itsuki
    Ichika!
[08:31] Ichika
    I'm just playing!
[08:34] Fuutarou
    Ugh.
[08:35] Itsuki
    Well? Did I get your heart racing a bit?
[08:41] Nino
    What are you all doing here?
[08:44] Nino
    Let's go, Ichika.
[08:46] Ichika
    Sorry, I got a call.
[08:48] Ichika
    Yes.
[08:50] Ichika
    What? Tonight?
[08:54] Nino
    And you know...
[08:56] Nino
    It was supposed to be just the
    five of us here for the fireworks.
[08:59] Nino
    Why are you here?
[09:02] Fuutarou
    I'm just here with my sister.
[09:04] Sister
    Onii-chan.
[09:06] Sister
    Look, look.
[09:08] Sister
    Yotsuba-san caught all these for me.
[09:13] Fuutarou
    Couldn't you have held back a little?
[09:17] Yotsuba
    Seeing Raiha-chan, I couldn't
    help but want to get her a gift.
[09:22] Sister
    She bought me this, too.
SIGN    Super Fireworks Set
[09:24] Fuutarou
    That's the last thing we need today!
[09:27] Sister
    I just couldn't wait.
[09:30] Fuutarou
    Did you say thank you to Yotsuba?
[09:34] Sister
    Thank you, Yotsuba-san.
[09:36] Sister
    I love you.
SIGN    Hnnnngh
[09:40] Fuutarou
    You're so cute, Raiha-chan!
[09:42] Fuutarou
    I want to make you my sister!
[09:45] Fuutarou
    Wait a second.
[09:46] Fuutarou
    If I married Uesugi-san,
    we'd legally be sisters.
[09:52] Nino
    Do you realize what you're saying?
[09:56] Nino
    And you better not get any
    weird ideas about Yotsuba!
[09:58] Fuutarou
    I have none!
[10:01] Fuutarou
    Sorry!
[10:03] Miku
    I-It's fine.
[10:05] Ichika
    Thanks for waiting.
[10:07] Ichika
    Okay, let's go.
[10:11] Fuutarou
    Are you going somewhere?
[10:12] Miku
    Nino rented out a shop's rooftop.
[10:15] Fuutarou
    Rented out?
    What are you, the bourgeoisie?!
[10:20] Nino
    Hang on a second.
[10:22] Nino
    We've come out to a festival,
[10:24] ---
    and we aren't going to buy the thing?
SIGN    Yakitori
SIGN    Takoyaki
SIGN    Okonomiyaki
[10:27] Miku
    She's right. We haven't bought the thing.
[10:29] Ichika
    Are you talking about the thing?
[10:31] Itsuki
    Was there a food stand selling the thing?
[10:32] Nino
    I can't wait to have the thing!
[10:35] Fuutarou
    What's the thing?
[10:37] Nino
    Ready, and...
[10:38] Nino
    Candy apples!
[10:38] Yotsuba
    Chocolate bananas!
[10:38] Itsuki
    Yakisoba!
[10:38] Miku
    Ningyouyaki!
[10:38] Ichika
    Shaved ice!
[10:42] Ichika
    Let's go buy it all!
[10:45] Fuutarou
    I'm starting to wonder
    if you're really quintuplets.
[10:53] Fuutarou
    Raiha, stay close, or you'll get lost.
[10:57] Fuutarou
    Hold on here.
[10:58] Sister
    Okay.
[11:02] Itsuki
    That shop owner.... I don't like him.
[11:06] (Flashback) Shop
    I'll give ya some freebies, pretty lady.
[11:10] Itsuki
    What was that about?!
[11:12] Itsuki
    We're identical!
[11:14] Miku
    Being quints is complicated.
[11:17] Yotsuba
    Raiha-chan.
[11:19] Yotsuba
    Want to go play ring toss?
[11:21] Sister
    I do!
[11:22] Fuutarou
    Don't get lost.
[11:25] Itsuki
    Yakisoba, yakisoba!
[11:27] Itsuki
    Hurry up, guys!
[11:29] Fuutarou
    Nino's pumped.
SIGN    Takoyaki
[11:32] Fuutarou
    You all seem pretty excited, too.
[11:35] Fuutarou
    Why? Fireworks shows happen every year.
[11:37] Miku
    Fireworks were a big part of
    memories we shared with our mom.
[11:42] Miku
    She loved the fireworks, so we
    all went together every year.
[11:47] Miku
    Every year, even after Mom went away.
[11:54] Miku
    For us, fireworks are special.
[11:57] Fuutarou
    I see.
[12:00] Fuutarou
    No wonder she's so gung-ho.
[12:03] Announcement
    Thank you all for waiting.
[12:05] Announcement
    The fireworks are about to begin.
[12:09] Nino
    Guys....
[12:10] Girl
    The fireworks are starting.
[12:12] Boy
    Hurry.
[12:15] Nino
    Wait, where'd everyone go?
[12:19] Nino
    Ow.
[12:19] Nino
    Who stepped on my foot?
[12:21] Nino
    Yotsuba!
[12:22] Nino
    Ichika!
[12:24] Nino
    Itsuki!
[12:25] Nino
    Miku!
[12:30] Fuutarou
    Grab on.
[12:35] Nino
    Wh-What?
[12:37] Fuutarou
    We'll never get anywhere standing here.
[12:39] Fuutarou
    Take me to the shop you rented out.
[12:41] Nino
    Just so you know, you're not invited.
[12:43] Fuutarou
    I know, I know. Let's go.
[12:47] Fuutarou
    Aren't the five of you going to
    watch the fireworks together?
[13:02] Fuutarou
    Here?
[13:03] Nino
    Yeah.
[13:04] Nino
    On the roof of this building.
[13:10] Nino
    Everyone must be here already.
[13:24] Nino
    Oh, shoot.
[13:27] Nino
    Come to think of it, I'm the only
    one who knows where the shop is.
SIGN    Fireworks Show Ends In
[13:40] Fuutarou
    There's a theory that Tokugawa Ieyasu
    was the first to see fireworks in Japan.
[13:45] Fuutarou
    Fireworks were invented in China,
    but they went through Europe
[13:47] ---
    and arrived in Japan's Tanegashima
    along with firearms.
[13:50] Nino
    This is utterly boring.
[13:52] Nino
    What did I do to deserve having to
    watch the fireworks with you?
[13:56] Fuutarou
    It's your fault!
[13:57] Nino
    I can't get a hold of them
    on their phones, either.
[14:00] Nino
    I worked so hard to finish my homework, too.
[14:03] Nino
    Why is this happening?
SIGN    Yotsuba
SIGN    Incoming call
[14:09] Nino
    Yotsuba?
[14:10] Nino
    Where are you?
[14:13] Nino
    The clock tower?
[14:16] Nino
    Yeah. Got it.
[14:18] Nino
    I'll come get you. Stay there.
[14:21] Nino
    Jeez!
[14:23] Nino
    Your sister's fine.
[14:24] Nino
    She's with Yotsuba.
[14:26] Fuutarou
    Okay.
[14:26] Nino
    Don't just stand there. Call them!
[14:29] Fuutarou
    Right.
SIGN    Uesugi Raiha
SIGN    Dad
[14:35] Fuutarou
    Nope! This phone's useless!
[14:37] Nino
    You're useless!
[14:40] Fuutarou
    Huh?
[14:42] Fuutarou
    Isn't that Ichika?
[14:47] Nino
    You're right.
[14:51] Nino
    Why? The network's acting up again.
[14:54] (Flashback) Miku
    Fireworks were a big part of
    memories we shared with our mom.
[15:01] Fuutarou
    Wait here.
[15:02] Fuutarou
    I'll go get everyone.
[15:08] Fuutarou
    I don't want to be alone with you anyway.
[15:12] Nino
    Neither do I.
[15:16] Nino
    Never mind.
[15:17] Nino
    Go get them for me.
[15:29] Fuutarou
    Ichika!
[15:35] Fuutarou
    Good.
[15:37] Fuutarou
    Nino's waiting.
[15:38] Fuutarou
    Let's go back to the shop.
[15:43] Man
    Who are you?
[15:45] Fuutarou
    Who are you*?*
[15:48] Man
    What's your relationship with Ichika-chan?
[15:53] Fuutarou
    Relationship?
[15:54] Fuutarou
    I'm her...
[15:55] Fuutarou
    Uh...
[15:57] Fuutarou
    Friend?
[15:58] Fuutarou
    Teacher?
[15:59] Fuutarou
    Associate?
[16:00] Fuutarou
    Acquaintance?
[16:02] Fuutarou
    Right.
[16:04] Fuutarou
    I'm her acquaintance.
[16:09] Fuutarou
    I'm her acquaintance!
[16:14] Fuutarou
    What are you doing, Ichika?
[16:17] Miku
    Futaro.
[16:19] Fuutarou
    Ichi—
[16:21] Fuutarou
    Miku.
[16:22] Fuutarou
    Thank goodness.
[16:23] Fuutarou
    I'm surprised you managed to find me.
[16:26] Miku
    Well, you were sticking out
    like a sore thumb.
[16:29] Fuutarou
    Oh, right.
[16:29] Fuutarou
    I have to go after Ichika.
[16:31] Fuutarou
    Come with me.
[16:33] Miku
    Wait.
[16:34] Miku
    Ow...
[16:36] Miku
    Someone stepped on my foot.
[16:41] Miku
    You go ahead, Futaro.
[16:43] Fuutarou
    Hop on my back.
[16:53] Fuutarou
    Miku, can you see Ichika from up there?
[16:57] Miku
    Ichika?
[16:59] Miku
    I can't.
[17:00] Miku
    You aren't actually going to chase
    after her like this, are you?
[17:08] Fuutarou
    You're heavy, so I can't chase after her.
[17:16] Fuutarou
    Does that help?
[17:20] Miku
    Thanks.
[17:21] Fuutarou
    Huh? Is she angry?
[17:24] Yotsuba
    Want me to buy you some takoyaki, Raiha-chan?
[17:27] Yotsuba
    Oh, there's yakisoba over there.
[17:29] Yotsuba
    And okonomiyaki that way!
[17:35] Sister
    Yotsuba-san, we have to stay here.
[17:42] Sister
    Here.
[17:43] Sister
    This'll keep you going.
[17:48] Yotsuba
    I owe you.
[17:50] Miku
    So, did you really see Ichika?
[17:54] Fuutarou
    Yeah.
[17:56] Fuutarou
    She definitely noticed me,
[17:59] ---
    but she took off with
    some dude with a mustache.
[18:02] Fuutarou
    Any idea who it might have been?
[18:03] Miku
    No.
[18:06] Miku
    I think I've seen her getting out of
    some mustachioed man's car.
[18:13] Fuutarou
    Say what?
[18:14] Fuutarou
    I hope there's nothing sketchy
    going on between them.
[18:17] Fuutarou
    Well, not that I care.
[18:19] Fuutarou
    Forty minutes left.
[18:20] Fuutarou
    What is she up to?
[18:23] Fuutarou
    The fireworks are going to be over
    before you five get together.
[18:28] Miku
    You're being helpful, even though
    this has nothing to do with studying.
[18:31] Miku
    I wouldn't expect that from you.
[18:33] Fuutarou
    That's rude.
[18:34] Fuutarou
    I'm invested in this now.
[18:38] Fuutarou
    Besides, I watched you all
    desperately do your homework for this.
[18:45] Fuutarou
    Can you walk?
[18:49] Miku
    Yeah.
[18:51] Lady
    Pardon us.
[18:53] Lady
    We're surveying people who came
    to see the the fireworks today.
[18:57] Lady
    What is the relationship
    between the two of you?
[19:02] (Flashback) Man
    What's your relationship with Ichika-chan?
[19:06] Lady B
    Oh, I guess there was no need to ask.
[19:09] Lady B
    The two of them are a couple.
[19:12] Lady
    Right.
[19:13] Miku
    W-We aren't in a relationship.
[19:18] Lady
    But that's clearly what it looks like.
[19:27] Fuutarou
    Th-This is...
[19:29] Miku
    It's not like that.
[19:31] Miku
    The two of us are friends.
[19:33] Fuutarou
    We're just acquaintances.
[19:37] Fuutarou
    Or should I just say schoolmates?
[19:41] Fuutarou
    I guess that isn't quite enough.
[19:44] Lady
    I-I see.
[19:44] Fuutarou
    Close acquaintances?
[19:46] Fuutarou
    A client?
[19:46] Lady
    Pardon us.
[19:48] Miku
    Futaro.
[19:49] Fuutarou
    Huh?
[19:54] Fuutarou
    Wh-What?
[19:58] Miku
    Never mind.
[20:00] Miku
    It's nothing.
[20:05] Miku
    Futaro.
[20:07] Miku
    Look.
[20:10] Fuutarou
    Wait here.
[20:11] Fuutarou
    I'll go get her.
[20:15] Fuutarou
    Itsuki!
[20:19] Itsuki
    Oh, it's you.
[20:21] Fuutarou
    Couldn't you hide your
    disappointment a little?
[20:25] Fuutarou
    Miku's resting over there.
[20:27] Fuutarou
    Let's meet up with her.
[20:29] Itsuki
    Sure.
[20:30] Fuutarou
    Now we're just missing Ichika.
[20:35] Fuutarou
    Can I ask you something?
[20:37] Fuutarou
    What's our relationship?
[20:40] Itsuki
    What's with that creepy question?
[20:44] Itsuki
    Let's see...
[20:45] Itsuki
    At the very most,
[20:47] Itsuki
    we're complete strangers.
[20:49] Fuutarou
    At the very most?!
[20:52] Itsuki
    Besides, you don't need to ask me.
[20:56] Itsuki
    You already have the answer to that question.
[21:05] Itsuki
    Never mind that. We need to find Ichika.
[21:07] Itsuki
    Where has she gone?
[21:11] Ichika
    Thank goodness.
[21:13] Ichika
    You found Itsuki-chan.
[21:16] Fuutarou
    Ichi—
[21:19] Ichika
    Over here.
[21:21] Ichika
    Did you see the fireworks?
    Aren't they awesome?
[21:23] Fuutarou
    Hey, where are we going?
    Aren't you going to watch with the others?
[21:28] Ichika
    Just come with me.
[21:37] Itsuki
    Uesugi-kun?!
[21:45] Ichika
    Anyway, don't tell anyone
    about what happened earlier.
[21:51] Ichika
    I can't watch the fireworks
    with the rest of you.
SIGN    #04  A Day Off
SIGN    Fireworks Show Ends In
SIGN    Next Time on The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    #05  Five Fifths
[23:50] Ichika
    Quintuplet Trivia!
[23:52] Fuutarou
    I shall be announcing the sum of
    the quintuplets' breast sizes.
[23:54] Itsuki
    What's wrong with this robot?
[23:56] Nino
    Eighty-eight times five
    makes 444 centimeters, right?
[23:59] Fuutarou
    Four hundred forty-one centimeters.
[24:01] Itsuki
    Four hundred forty-one centimeters?
[24:02] Ichika
    Okay, that's enough of that!