E2 - Rooftop Confession

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[00:00] Fuutarou
    Thanks for gathering here today.
[00:03] Yotsuba
    I mean, this is our home...
[00:05] Miku
    I thought you would've given up by now.
[00:08] Nino
    Didn't I tell you that we don't need a tutor?
[00:11] Fuutarou
    Then prove it to me.
[00:14] Nino
    Prove it?
[00:16] Fuutarou
    I'll have you take this test.
[00:20] Fuutarou
    I promise to never talk to
    anyone who passes.
[00:27] Yotsuba
    U-Uesugi-san?
[00:29] Ichika
    A test?
[00:31] Nino
    Why should I have to bother?
[00:34] Itsuki
    Fine.
[00:35] Itsuki
    I'll take it.
[00:37] Nino
    Itsuki, are you serious?
[00:40] Itsuki
    All I need to do is pass.
[00:43] Itsuki
    And then, I'll never have to
    see your face again.
[00:47] Yotsuba
    Let's do this, guys!
[00:50] Ichika
    Oh, fine.
[00:52] Miku
    What counts as a passing grade?
[00:54] Fuutarou
    Sixty—no.
[00:56] Fuutarou
    Make that fifty. That's good enough.
[01:00] Nino
    We don't really owe you this,
[01:03] Nino
    but you need to be taught
    not to underestimate us.
[01:18] Fuutarou
    I'm done grading.
[01:20] Fuutarou
    Amazing.
[01:22] Fuutarou
    You all scored a 100!
[01:25] Fuutarou
    Combined, that is.
[01:29] Fuutarou
    Don't tell me you girls were...
[01:32] Nino
    Run for it!
[01:38] Fuutarou
    These girls...
[01:40] Fuutarou
    All five of them are potential flunkers!
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
[03:16] Fuutarou
    Damn it...
[03:18] Fuutarou
    I never would have thought...
[03:21] Fuutarou
    balancing tutoring and my own studies...
[03:25] Fuutarou
    would be so hard.
[03:29] Fuutarou
    Barely made it.
[03:34] Fuutarou
    I've never even seen an import like this.
[03:38] Fuutarou
    It must be worth at least a million.
[03:43] Itsuki
    Wh-What?
[03:45] Itsuki
    Stop staring. It's rude.
[03:47] Yotsuba
    Good morning!
[03:49] Nino
    You again?
[03:50] Itsuki
    Hey, Futaro-kun.
[03:54] Fuutarou
    Running again?!
[03:57] Fuutarou
    Look carefully.
[03:58] Fuutarou
    I don't have anything on me.
SIGN    Perfectly
SIGN    Safe
[04:00] Fuutarou
    I'm harmless.
[04:02] Nino
    You aren't fooling us!
[04:03] Miku
    He might try to teach us stuff
    once we've let down our guard.
[04:07] Fuutarou
    What do you think I am?
[04:09] Itsuki
    I'll admit to our inadequacies.
[04:12] Itsuki
    But we'll solve our problems by ourselves.
[04:16] Miku
    We can study alone.
[04:18] Nino
    Exactly.
[04:20] Fuutarou
    I see.
[04:21] Fuutarou
    Then I assume you've reviewed the test.
[04:27] Fuutarou
    "Question 1: Name the warlord defeated by
    Mori Motonari at the Battle of Itsukushima."
SIGN    Shake
SIGN    Shake
SIGN    Speechless
[04:43] Fuutarou
    Speechless?
[04:45] Fuutarou
    What I've realized is that these
    five girls utterly detest studying.
[04:50] Fuutarou
    And...
[04:52] Fuutarou
    They also hate me.
SIGN    Distance between their hearts
SIGN    Distance between their hearts
SIGN    Distance between their hearts
SIGN    Operation Quintuplet Graduation
SIGN    Uesugi Futaro
[04:56] Fuutarou
    I'm just going to have to win
    the trust of each of them.
[04:58] Fuutarou
    Huh?
[04:59] Fuutarou
    Wait, Miku...
[05:01] Fuutarou
    She got that question right.
[05:04] Fuutarou
    Then why...
[05:12] Fuutarou
    Miku?
[05:18] Lady
    Here's your barbecue beef com—
[05:23] Fuutarou
    Hey, Miku.
[05:27] Fuutarou
    Having lunch right now?
[05:29] Fuutarou
    Let's see, a 350 yen sandwich, and... Huh?
[05:34] Fuutarou
    What's that drink?
SIGN    Matcha
    Soda
[05:36] Miku
    Matcha soda.
[05:37] Fuutarou
    Matcha?
[05:40] Fuutarou
    I'm actually kind of curious
    what that'd taste like.
[05:43] Miku
    You're mean. I'm not letting you have any.
[05:48] Fuutarou
    Can I ask you something?
[05:50] Fuutarou
    About that question this morning...
[05:54] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san!
[05:57] Fuutarou
    Yotsuba!
[05:58] Yotsuba
    Sorry for running away this morning.
[06:01] Fuutarou
    So, Miku...
[06:02] Yotsuba
    Take a look at this!
[06:03] Yotsuba
    My English homework.
[06:05] Yotsuba
    I got all of the questions wrong.
[06:09] Ichika
    Come on, you shouldn't get between them.
[06:11] Yotsuba
    Huh? Between them?
[06:13] Yotsuba
    You should have him
    help you study too, Ichika.
[06:17] Ichika
    I think I'll pass.
[06:19] Ichika
    You know, with us being stupid and all.
[06:21] Fuutarou
    That doesn't mean you get to not study.
[06:23] Ichika
    Besides, is it really a good idea to spend
    all your high school years studying?
[06:28] Ichika
    We ought to be enjoying our youth more.
[06:31] Ichika
    Falling in love and stuff.
[06:34] Fuutarou
    Love...
[06:37] Fuutarou
    That is the most foolish act of all,
    furthest removed from scholastic endeavors.
SIGN    Love
[06:41] Fuutarou
    Go ahead and fall in love if you'd like.
[06:43] Fuutarou
    But if you do, you will peak in school.
[06:47] Ichika
    Oh boy. He's too far gone.
[06:52] Yotsuba
    I don't have anyone to go out with,
    even if I wanted to.
[06:55] Yotsuba
    How about you, Miku?
[06:56] Yotsuba
    Are there any guys you like?
[07:01] Miku
    N-No.
[07:03] Fuutarou
    What's gotten into her?
[07:05] Yotsuba
    That face...
[07:07] Yotsuba
    As her sister, I can tell.
[07:09] Itsuki
    There's no mistake!
[07:11] Itsuki
    Miku's in love.
[07:15] Fuutarou
    Miku's in love?
[07:18] Fuutarou
    I need those girls to study.
SIGN    To Futaro
SIGN    Miku
SIGN    To Futaro
SIGN    Miku
[07:22] Fuutarou
    What the...?
[07:23] Fuutarou
    It's from Miku.
[07:28] Miku
    Come to the rooftop after school.
[07:31] Miku
    There's something I want to tell you.
[07:34] Miku
    I just can't hold it in any longer.
[07:39] Fuutarou
    Me?!
[07:40] Fuutarou
    Wait, a love letter?
[07:41] Fuutarou
    Miku likes me*?
[07:43] Fuutarou
    But we only met three days ago!
[07:48] Itsuki
    What are you grinning about?
[07:50] Itsuki
    That's so creepy.
[07:51] Fuutarou
    I'm not!
[07:52] Fuutarou
    I'm not grinning!
[07:55] Fuutarou
    This is a prank.
[07:57] Fuutarou
    Stay cool, Uesugi Futaro.
[07:59] Fuutarou
    I have zero reason to*
    play along with this crap.
[08:06] Fuutarou
    See?!
[08:08] Fuutarou
    I fell for a cheap prank.
[08:12] Fuutarou
    Not that it'd be okay if she actually...
[08:16] Fuutarou
    ...showed up.
[08:19] Miku
    Thank goodness.
[08:21] Miku
    You read my letter.
[08:24] Miku
    I wish I could've told you
    at the cafeteria.
[08:28] Miku
    But I didn't want anyone to hear this.
[08:31] Fuutarou
    Huh?
[08:32] Fuutarou
    I don't like where this is going.
[08:34] Miku
    Futaro...
[08:36] Miku
    Hey...
[08:38] (Flashback) Ichika
    Miku's in love!
[08:41] Fuutarou
    Uh, Miku...
[08:44] Miku
    I've been wanting to tell you...
[08:47] Miku
    I...
[08:50] Fuutarou
    "I..."?
[08:52] Miku
    I...
[09:00] Miku
    I knew it was Sue Harukata!
SIGN    Sue
[09:03] Fuutarou
    Sue Harukata?
SIGN    Sue Haru
SIGN    Sue Harukata
[09:09] Miku
    There, I said it.
[09:11] Miku
    I feel better now.
[09:12] Fuutarou
    T-Timeout!
[09:14] Fuutarou
    What are you talking about?
[09:15] Fuutarou
    This isn't some weird confession, is it?
[09:17] Miku
    Shut up already.
[09:19] Miku
    It's the answer to your question.
[09:21] Fuutarou
    My question?
SIGN    Question 1:
    Name the warlord defeated by
    Mori Motonari at the
    Battle of Itsukushima.
[09:24] Fuutarou
    That one?
[09:25] Fuutarou
    W-W-Wait!
[09:27] Fuutarou
    Why are you answering that now?
[09:35] Fuutarou
    S-Sorry!
SIGN    Swift as the wind,
    silent as the woods
[09:40] Fuutarou
    The Takeda crest?
[09:43] Fuutarou
    Isn't that Takeda Shingen's...
[09:47] Miku
    Did you see it?
[09:52] Fuutarou
    I did.
[09:57] Miku
    P-Please don't tell anyone.
[10:00] Miku
    I like Sengoku period warlords.
SIGN    Akechi Mitsuhide
SIGN    Takeda Shingen
SIGN    Tokugawa Ieyasu
SIGN    Date Masamune
[10:05] Miku
    It started with a game
    I borrowed from Yotsuba.
SIGN    Takeda Shingen
    Tiger of Kai
SIGN    Leadership
SIGN    Attack
SIGN    Defense
SIGN    Intelligence
SIGN    Domestic
SIGN    Foreign
SIGN    Allegiance
SIGN    Takeda
SIGN    Special
SIGN    Swift Wind
SIGN    During player's turn,
    
    movement speed is increased by 3 times.
[10:09] Miku
    I was fascinated by the ambitious warlords,
[10:11] Miku
    and I read lots of books, too.
[10:13] Miku
    But the guys the people in class like
    are all good-looking actors or models.
[10:19] Miku
    And I like bearded old guys.
[10:22] Miku
    I'm weird.
[10:24] Fuutarou
    Yeah, she's weird all right.
[10:26] Fuutarou
    It'd be all too easy to
    write her off as that.
[10:28] Fuutarou
    But this is a golden opportunity.
[10:34] Fuutarou
    It's not weird.
[10:35] Fuutarou
    Have faith in what you like.
[10:38] Fuutarou
    Speaking of which, I got a perfect score
    on my last History exam.
[10:43] Miku
    Really?
[10:45] Fuutarou
    This is what the guy at the top
    of the grade is capable of.
SIGN    Booyah
[10:49] Fuutarou
    Take my lessons, and I'll teach you things
    about the warlords that you don't know.
[10:54] Miku
    Are you telling me you know
    more about them than I do?
[11:00] Miku
    Then, here's a question.
SIGN    Blah Blah Blah
SIGN    Nobunaga
[11:01] Miku
    It's commonly said that Nobunaga
    used to call Hideyoshi a monkey,
SIGN    Monkey
SIGN    Hideyoshi
[11:05] ---
    but this is false.
[11:07] Miku
    What was his true nickname?
[11:10] Fuutarou
    She won't stop talking!
[11:11] Fuutarou
    So, Hideyoshi's nickname...
[11:14] Fuutarou
    I think the History teacher mentioned it.
[11:21] Fuutarou
    Bald rat?
[11:24] Miku
    Correct.
[11:25] Fuutarou
    Thank you, Sensei!
[11:28] Miku
    There's a theory that Kenshin
    was actually a woman.
[11:31] Fuutarou
    Yeah, totally.
[11:33] Miku
    Mitsunari never ate the persimmons.
[11:36] Fuutarou
    Yeah, he totally didn't.
[11:39] Miku
    Apparently, Nobunaga put sake in a skull.
[11:43] Fuutarou
    Y-Yeah, he totally did.
[11:47] Fuutarou
    Warlords are the one thing linking History
    and Miku, who's running away from studies.
[11:53] Fuutarou
    I'm going to make full use of them.
[11:56] Miku
    Oh, and...
[11:58] Fuutarou
    I should head home.
[12:01] Fuutarou
    I want to talk some more, though.
[12:05] Fuutarou
    I bet you'd love to hear this one.
[12:09] Fuutarou
    I know!
[12:11] Fuutarou
    Let's focus on Japanese history
    for our next tutoring session.
[12:15] Fuutarou
    Will you take it, Miku?
[12:24] Miku
    If you insist.
[12:27] Miku
    Fine.
[12:30] Fuutarou
    Victory is mine.
[12:33] Fuutarou
    I just need to find a spot for us to study.
[12:35] Fuutarou
    The rest will be easy.
[12:37] Fuutarou
    My livelihood depends on this.
[12:40] Fuutarou
    Don't take this personally.
[12:41] Miku
    Wait.
[12:44] Miku
    A token of my goodwill.
[12:47] Miku
    Try it.
SIGN    Matcha Soda
[12:50] Miku
    You said you were curious.
[12:52] Miku
    It'll be fine.
[12:55] Miku
    It doesn't have snot in it.
[12:58] Miku
    Just kidding.
[13:01] Fuutarou
    Wait, did she just say snot?
[13:04] Fuutarou
    What is she talking about?
[13:09] Miku
    Huh?
[13:10] Miku
    Do you not know this story?
[13:15] Miku
    I see.
[13:19] Miku
    You said you were smart,
    but you're all talk, huh?
[13:24] Miku
    I doubt I have anything to learn from you.
[13:28] Miku
    Bye-bye.
SIGN    Reception
[13:30] Fuutarou
    I'd like to borrow all of these.
[13:34] Lady
    O-Okay.
[13:35] Fuutarou
    "All talk"?
[13:37] Fuutarou
    How dare she?!
[13:39] Fuutarou
    I'll teach her, whether she likes it or not!
[13:47] Fuutarou
    Miku, I've been waiting for you.
[13:52] Miku
    What do you want, Futaro?
[13:54] Fuutarou
    Fight me.
[13:57] Miku
    What?
[13:58] Fuutarou
    You like Sengoku trivia, don't you?
[14:01] Fuutarou
    I'll answer all of your questions this time.
[14:03] Miku
    No.
SIGN    I'll be waiting at the west gate. Uesugi Futaro
[14:05] Miku
    You never learn, do you?
[14:07] Fuutarou
    Are you afraid of being
    beaten at your only skill?
[14:12] Miku
    In Takeda Shingen's Furin Kazan,
[14:15] ---
    what does the "wind" represent?
[14:19] Fuutarou
    That's easy.
[14:21] Miku
    The answer is,
[14:24] ---
    "swift as the wind."
[14:27] Fuutarou
    Damn her!
[14:30] Fuutarou
    She fled again!
[14:32] Fuutarou
    That's right.
[14:33] Fuutarou
    They keep running away.
[14:35] Fuutarou
    From me, and from studying.
[14:38] Fuutarou
    She's not getting away anymore.
[14:44] Miku
    Whoa, Uesugi-san.
[14:46] Fuutarou
    Y-Yotsuba?
[14:48] Miku
    You should watch where you're going.
[14:51] Fuutarou
    Have you seen Miku?
[14:53] Miku
    She ran that way.
[14:55] Fuutarou
    Thanks.
[14:57] Fuutarou
    Damn it, where'd she go?
[15:00] Yotsuba
    Whoa, Uesugi-san.
[15:02] Fuutarou
    Y-Yotsuba?
[15:03] Yotsuba
    You should watch where you're going.
[15:08] Yotsuba
    Uh...
[15:09] Fuutarou
    Sorry, Yotsuba.
[15:11] Fuutarou
    Stay calm and hear me out.
[15:13] Fuutarou
    Your doppelganger is over there.
[15:17] Yotsuba
    You're right!
[15:18] Yotsuba
    It's me!
[15:19] Fuutarou
    You're dead.
[15:22] Yotsuba
    I don't want to die!
[15:25] Yotsuba
    What should I eat for my last meal?
[15:27] Fuutarou
    Huh?
[15:28] Fuutarou
    Is it just me, or is that
    Yotsuba's hair kind of long?
[15:32] Fuutarou
    She took her ribbon off, too.
[15:34] Fuutarou
    And she put on headphones.
[15:36] Fuutarou
    It's Miku!
[15:38] Yotsuba
    Thank goodness.
[15:40] Fuutarou
    You tricky little brat!
[15:43] Fuutarou
    I'm sorry for deceiving you the other day!
[15:45] Fuutarou
    I spent the past two days
[15:47] Fuutarou
    going through every book about
    the Sengoku period in the library.
[15:53] Miku
    Liar.
[15:58] Itsuki
    So, anyway...
[16:01] Itsuki
    Huh?!
[16:04] Fuutarou
    I have confidence that I can
    talk to you as an equal now!
[16:13] Itsuki
    Warlord shiritori.
[16:15] Itsuki
    Ryuzoji Takanobu.
[16:21] Fuutarou
    Bu?
[16:22] Fuutarou
    "Fu" counts, too, right?
[16:24] Fuutarou
    Fukushima Masanori.
[16:26] Fuutarou
    Famous for being the most prominent
    of the Seven Spears of Shizugatake.
[16:33] Fuutarou
    Kanamori Nagachika.
[16:34] Miku
    Ka...
[16:35] Miku
    Kawajiri Hidetaka.
[16:38] Fuutarou
    Katakura Kojurou.
[16:40] Miku
    Uesugi Kagekatsu.
[16:43] Fuutarou
    Tsu... Tsuda Nobuzumi.
[16:46] Miku
    Mi... Miyoshi Nagayoshi.
[16:50] Fuutarou
    Shi... Shimazu Toyohisa.
[16:53] Miku
    Sa... Sanada Yukimura.
[16:56] Miku
    I can't keep this up.
[16:58] Fuutarou
    Ra...
[17:01] Miku
    Why are you so desperate?
[17:11] Fuutarou
    I didn't think you could keep up with me.
[17:15] Fuutarou
    Not bad.
[17:17] Miku
    Uh, I was the slowest runner in my class.
[17:23] Miku
    So hot.
[17:33] Fuutarou
    I-I'm thirsty.
[17:37] Fuutarou
    Jeez, does she not have any shame?
[17:48] Fuutarou
    Here.
[17:50] Fuutarou
    Sorry.
[17:52] Fuutarou
    You like this, don't you?
[17:54] Fuutarou
    110 yen is money I'd rather not spend,
[17:57] ---
    but there's no snot in it, of course.
[18:01] Fuutarou
    That's from the anecdote
    about Ishida Mitsunari
SIGN    Ishida Mitsunari
SIGN    Otani Yoshitsugu
[18:02] ---
    drinking tea with Otani
    Yoshitsugu's snot in it, right?
[18:07] Fuutarou
    You wouldn't believe how many
    books I read to find that story.
[18:12] Fuutarou
    Although, in the end,
[18:13] ---
    Yotsuba happened to be there,
    so she looked it up on her phone for me.
[18:19] Miku
    Yotsuba?
[18:21] Miku
    Did you tell Yotsuba that I like warlords?
[18:28] Fuutarou
    No, I didn't.
[18:30] Fuutarou
    Do you need to keep it a secret
    from your sisters, too?
[18:34] Miku
    I can't tell them because they're my sisters.
[18:37] Fuutarou
    Why not?
[18:39] Miku
    Of the five of us, I'm the biggest loser.
[18:43] Fuutarou
    You're doing great, compared
    to the rest of them.
[18:46] Fuutarou
    You scored the highest
    on that last exam, too.
[18:51] Miku
    You're so nice, Futaro.
[18:53] Fuutarou
    A-Although that's still not saying much.
[18:56] Miku
    I can kind of tell, though.
[19:00] Miku
    The other four can do anything I can.
[19:06] Miku
    We're quintuplets, after all.
[19:09] Fuutarou
    Hang on.
[19:11] Fuutarou
    If what Miku says is true...
[19:15] Miku
    So just give up on me, and...
[19:18] Fuutarou
    My job is to tutor the five of you.
[19:21] Fuutarou
    I'm going to make sure you
    and the others all study.
[19:26] Fuutarou
    I'm going to have the five of you graduate
    together with smiles on your faces.
[19:33] Miku
    Say what you want, but it's not happening.
[19:36] Miku
    The five of us can only score a 100 combined.
[19:40] Fuutarou
    Yeah.
[19:41] Fuutarou
    It's totally impossible.
[19:43] Fuutarou
    Or so I thought, until today.
[19:47] Fuutarou
    But now I'm confident,
    after what you just said.
[19:51] Fuutarou
    You're quintuplets.
[19:53] Fuutarou
    That means anything you can do,
    the other four can, too.
[19:56] Fuutarou
    Flip that around,
     and anything the other four can do,
[20:00] ---
    you can, too.
[20:03] Fuutarou
    Take a look at this.
[20:05] Fuutarou
    The exam results from last time.
[20:09] Fuutarou
    Do you notice anything?
[20:13] Miku
    None of us got the same answers right.
[20:17] Fuutarou
    Yup.
[20:18] Fuutarou
    You're still all problem students
    with an average grade of 20.
[20:22] Fuutarou
    But I see hope in this.
[20:25] Fuutarou
    What any one of you can do,
    all of you can do.
[20:29] Fuutarou
    Ichika, Nino, Yotsuba, and Itsuki.
[20:38] Fuutarou
    And you, too, Miku.
[20:41] Fuutarou
    I believe that all of you have the potential
    to score a 100 on your own.
[20:50] Miku
    Say what?
[20:52] Miku
    That's BS.
[20:54] Miku
    Seriously.
[21:00] Miku
    You're placing too much faith
    in the quintuplets thing.
[21:07] Fuutarou
    If only the other four were
    as positive as you are.
[21:10] Yotsuba
    I did call them, but...
[21:14] Yotsuba
    It's not "the other four," though.
[21:20] Yotsuba
    It's "the other three." Right, Miku?
[21:24] Fuutarou
    Hey!
[21:25] Fuutarou
    You came.... did... you?
SIGN    Sengoku Warlord Exam Problems
[21:44] Miku
    You put this idea in my head, Futaro.
[21:46] Miku
    That maybe...
SIGN    Uesugi Futaro
SIGN    Uesugi Futaro
[21:49] Miku
    Just maybe, I can do
    a little bit better, too.
SIGN    Uesugi Futaro
[21:53] Miku
    So...
[21:58] ---
    You'd better take responsibility.
[22:04] Fuutarou
    I got this.
SIGN    Eureka
[22:07] Yotsuba
    Is it Uesugi-san that you like?
SIGN    #02  Rooftop Confession
[22:17] Miku
    No way.
[22:19] Fuutarou
    Huh?
SIGN    Next Time on The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    #03  A Mountain of Problems
[23:51] Miku
    Quintuplet Trivia!
[23:52] Yotsuba
    Who has the best grades of the five of us?
[23:55] Yotsuba
    Miku!
[23:55] Miku
    The brains of the quintuplets.
[23:56] Miku
    The strategist.
[23:57] Yotsuba
    What's a strategist?
[23:58] Miku
    Someone who used their intellect
    to plan for Sengoku battles.
[24:02] Yotsuba
    She won't stop talking!