E2 - Rooftop Confession
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[00:00] Fuutarou
Thanks for gathering here today.
[00:03] Yotsuba
I mean, this is our home...
[00:05] Miku
I thought you would've given up by now.
[00:08] Nino
Didn't I tell you that we don't need a tutor?
[00:11] Fuutarou
Then prove it to me.
[00:14] Nino
Prove it?
[00:16] Fuutarou
I'll have you take this test.
[00:20] Fuutarou
I promise to never talk to
anyone who passes.
[00:27] Yotsuba
U-Uesugi-san?
[00:29] Ichika
A test?
[00:31] Nino
Why should I have to bother?
[00:34] Itsuki
Fine.
[00:35] Itsuki
I'll take it.
[00:37] Nino
Itsuki, are you serious?
[00:40] Itsuki
All I need to do is pass.
[00:43] Itsuki
And then, I'll never have to
see your face again.
[00:47] Yotsuba
Let's do this, guys!
[00:50] Ichika
Oh, fine.
[00:52] Miku
What counts as a passing grade?
[00:54] Fuutarou
Sixty—no.
[00:56] Fuutarou
Make that fifty. That's good enough.
[01:00] Nino
We don't really owe you this,
[01:03] Nino
but you need to be taught
not to underestimate us.
[01:18] Fuutarou
I'm done grading.
[01:20] Fuutarou
Amazing.
[01:22] Fuutarou
You all scored a 100!
[01:25] Fuutarou
Combined, that is.
[01:29] Fuutarou
Don't tell me you girls were...
[01:32] Nino
Run for it!
[01:38] Fuutarou
These girls...
[01:40] Fuutarou
All five of them are potential flunkers!
SIGN The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN The Quintessential Quintuplets
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[03:16] Fuutarou
Damn it...
[03:18] Fuutarou
I never would have thought...
[03:21] Fuutarou
balancing tutoring and my own studies...
[03:25] Fuutarou
would be so hard.
[03:29] Fuutarou
Barely made it.
[03:34] Fuutarou
I've never even seen an import like this.
[03:38] Fuutarou
It must be worth at least a million.
[03:43] Itsuki
Wh-What?
[03:45] Itsuki
Stop staring. It's rude.
[03:47] Yotsuba
Good morning!
[03:49] Nino
You again?
[03:50] Itsuki
Hey, Futaro-kun.
[03:54] Fuutarou
Running again?!
[03:57] Fuutarou
Look carefully.
[03:58] Fuutarou
I don't have anything on me.
SIGN Perfectly
SIGN Safe
[04:00] Fuutarou
I'm harmless.
[04:02] Nino
You aren't fooling us!
[04:03] Miku
He might try to teach us stuff
once we've let down our guard.
[04:07] Fuutarou
What do you think I am?
[04:09] Itsuki
I'll admit to our inadequacies.
[04:12] Itsuki
But we'll solve our problems by ourselves.
[04:16] Miku
We can study alone.
[04:18] Nino
Exactly.
[04:20] Fuutarou
I see.
[04:21] Fuutarou
Then I assume you've reviewed the test.
[04:27] Fuutarou
"Question 1: Name the warlord defeated by
Mori Motonari at the Battle of Itsukushima."
SIGN Shake
SIGN Shake
SIGN Speechless
[04:43] Fuutarou
Speechless?
[04:45] Fuutarou
What I've realized is that these
five girls utterly detest studying.
[04:50] Fuutarou
And...
[04:52] Fuutarou
They also hate me.
SIGN Distance between their hearts
SIGN Distance between their hearts
SIGN Distance between their hearts
SIGN Operation Quintuplet Graduation
SIGN Uesugi Futaro
[04:56] Fuutarou
I'm just going to have to win
the trust of each of them.
[04:58] Fuutarou
Huh?
[04:59] Fuutarou
Wait, Miku...
[05:01] Fuutarou
She got that question right.
[05:04] Fuutarou
Then why...
[05:12] Fuutarou
Miku?
[05:18] Lady
Here's your barbecue beef com—
[05:23] Fuutarou
Hey, Miku.
[05:27] Fuutarou
Having lunch right now?
[05:29] Fuutarou
Let's see, a 350 yen sandwich, and... Huh?
[05:34] Fuutarou
What's that drink?
SIGN Matcha
Soda
[05:36] Miku
Matcha soda.
[05:37] Fuutarou
Matcha?
[05:40] Fuutarou
I'm actually kind of curious
what that'd taste like.
[05:43] Miku
You're mean. I'm not letting you have any.
[05:48] Fuutarou
Can I ask you something?
[05:50] Fuutarou
About that question this morning...
[05:54] Yotsuba
Uesugi-san!
[05:57] Fuutarou
Yotsuba!
[05:58] Yotsuba
Sorry for running away this morning.
[06:01] Fuutarou
So, Miku...
[06:02] Yotsuba
Take a look at this!
[06:03] Yotsuba
My English homework.
[06:05] Yotsuba
I got all of the questions wrong.
[06:09] Ichika
Come on, you shouldn't get between them.
[06:11] Yotsuba
Huh? Between them?
[06:13] Yotsuba
You should have him
help you study too, Ichika.
[06:17] Ichika
I think I'll pass.
[06:19] Ichika
You know, with us being stupid and all.
[06:21] Fuutarou
That doesn't mean you get to not study.
[06:23] Ichika
Besides, is it really a good idea to spend
all your high school years studying?
[06:28] Ichika
We ought to be enjoying our youth more.
[06:31] Ichika
Falling in love and stuff.
[06:34] Fuutarou
Love...
[06:37] Fuutarou
That is the most foolish act of all,
furthest removed from scholastic endeavors.
SIGN Love
[06:41] Fuutarou
Go ahead and fall in love if you'd like.
[06:43] Fuutarou
But if you do, you will peak in school.
[06:47] Ichika
Oh boy. He's too far gone.
[06:52] Yotsuba
I don't have anyone to go out with,
even if I wanted to.
[06:55] Yotsuba
How about you, Miku?
[06:56] Yotsuba
Are there any guys you like?
[07:01] Miku
N-No.
[07:03] Fuutarou
What's gotten into her?
[07:05] Yotsuba
That face...
[07:07] Yotsuba
As her sister, I can tell.
[07:09] Itsuki
There's no mistake!
[07:11] Itsuki
Miku's in love.
[07:15] Fuutarou
Miku's in love?
[07:18] Fuutarou
I need those girls to study.
SIGN To Futaro
SIGN Miku
SIGN To Futaro
SIGN Miku
[07:22] Fuutarou
What the...?
[07:23] Fuutarou
It's from Miku.
[07:28] Miku
Come to the rooftop after school.
[07:31] Miku
There's something I want to tell you.
[07:34] Miku
I just can't hold it in any longer.
[07:39] Fuutarou
Me?!
[07:40] Fuutarou
Wait, a love letter?
[07:41] Fuutarou
Miku likes me*?
[07:43] Fuutarou
But we only met three days ago!
[07:48] Itsuki
What are you grinning about?
[07:50] Itsuki
That's so creepy.
[07:51] Fuutarou
I'm not!
[07:52] Fuutarou
I'm not grinning!
[07:55] Fuutarou
This is a prank.
[07:57] Fuutarou
Stay cool, Uesugi Futaro.
[07:59] Fuutarou
I have zero reason to*
play along with this crap.
[08:06] Fuutarou
See?!
[08:08] Fuutarou
I fell for a cheap prank.
[08:12] Fuutarou
Not that it'd be okay if she actually...
[08:16] Fuutarou
...showed up.
[08:19] Miku
Thank goodness.
[08:21] Miku
You read my letter.
[08:24] Miku
I wish I could've told you
at the cafeteria.
[08:28] Miku
But I didn't want anyone to hear this.
[08:31] Fuutarou
Huh?
[08:32] Fuutarou
I don't like where this is going.
[08:34] Miku
Futaro...
[08:36] Miku
Hey...
[08:38] (Flashback) Ichika
Miku's in love!
[08:41] Fuutarou
Uh, Miku...
[08:44] Miku
I've been wanting to tell you...
[08:47] Miku
I...
[08:50] Fuutarou
"I..."?
[08:52] Miku
I...
[09:00] Miku
I knew it was Sue Harukata!
SIGN Sue
[09:03] Fuutarou
Sue Harukata?
SIGN Sue Haru
SIGN Sue Harukata
[09:09] Miku
There, I said it.
[09:11] Miku
I feel better now.
[09:12] Fuutarou
T-Timeout!
[09:14] Fuutarou
What are you talking about?
[09:15] Fuutarou
This isn't some weird confession, is it?
[09:17] Miku
Shut up already.
[09:19] Miku
It's the answer to your question.
[09:21] Fuutarou
My question?
SIGN Question 1:
Name the warlord defeated by
Mori Motonari at the
Battle of Itsukushima.
[09:24] Fuutarou
That one?
[09:25] Fuutarou
W-W-Wait!
[09:27] Fuutarou
Why are you answering that now?
[09:35] Fuutarou
S-Sorry!
SIGN Swift as the wind,
silent as the woods
[09:40] Fuutarou
The Takeda crest?
[09:43] Fuutarou
Isn't that Takeda Shingen's...
[09:47] Miku
Did you see it?
[09:52] Fuutarou
I did.
[09:57] Miku
P-Please don't tell anyone.
[10:00] Miku
I like Sengoku period warlords.
SIGN Akechi Mitsuhide
SIGN Takeda Shingen
SIGN Tokugawa Ieyasu
SIGN Date Masamune
[10:05] Miku
It started with a game
I borrowed from Yotsuba.
SIGN Takeda Shingen
Tiger of Kai
SIGN Leadership
SIGN Attack
SIGN Defense
SIGN Intelligence
SIGN Domestic
SIGN Foreign
SIGN Allegiance
SIGN Takeda
SIGN Special
SIGN Swift Wind
SIGN During player's turn,
movement speed is increased by 3 times.
[10:09] Miku
I was fascinated by the ambitious warlords,
[10:11] Miku
and I read lots of books, too.
[10:13] Miku
But the guys the people in class like
are all good-looking actors or models.
[10:19] Miku
And I like bearded old guys.
[10:22] Miku
I'm weird.
[10:24] Fuutarou
Yeah, she's weird all right.
[10:26] Fuutarou
It'd be all too easy to
write her off as that.
[10:28] Fuutarou
But this is a golden opportunity.
[10:34] Fuutarou
It's not weird.
[10:35] Fuutarou
Have faith in what you like.
[10:38] Fuutarou
Speaking of which, I got a perfect score
on my last History exam.
[10:43] Miku
Really?
[10:45] Fuutarou
This is what the guy at the top
of the grade is capable of.
SIGN Booyah
[10:49] Fuutarou
Take my lessons, and I'll teach you things
about the warlords that you don't know.
[10:54] Miku
Are you telling me you know
more about them than I do?
[11:00] Miku
Then, here's a question.
SIGN Blah Blah Blah
SIGN Nobunaga
[11:01] Miku
It's commonly said that Nobunaga
used to call Hideyoshi a monkey,
SIGN Monkey
SIGN Hideyoshi
[11:05] ---
but this is false.
[11:07] Miku
What was his true nickname?
[11:10] Fuutarou
She won't stop talking!
[11:11] Fuutarou
So, Hideyoshi's nickname...
[11:14] Fuutarou
I think the History teacher mentioned it.
[11:21] Fuutarou
Bald rat?
[11:24] Miku
Correct.
[11:25] Fuutarou
Thank you, Sensei!
[11:28] Miku
There's a theory that Kenshin
was actually a woman.
[11:31] Fuutarou
Yeah, totally.
[11:33] Miku
Mitsunari never ate the persimmons.
[11:36] Fuutarou
Yeah, he totally didn't.
[11:39] Miku
Apparently, Nobunaga put sake in a skull.
[11:43] Fuutarou
Y-Yeah, he totally did.
[11:47] Fuutarou
Warlords are the one thing linking History
and Miku, who's running away from studies.
[11:53] Fuutarou
I'm going to make full use of them.
[11:56] Miku
Oh, and...
[11:58] Fuutarou
I should head home.
[12:01] Fuutarou
I want to talk some more, though.
[12:05] Fuutarou
I bet you'd love to hear this one.
[12:09] Fuutarou
I know!
[12:11] Fuutarou
Let's focus on Japanese history
for our next tutoring session.
[12:15] Fuutarou
Will you take it, Miku?
[12:24] Miku
If you insist.
[12:27] Miku
Fine.
[12:30] Fuutarou
Victory is mine.
[12:33] Fuutarou
I just need to find a spot for us to study.
[12:35] Fuutarou
The rest will be easy.
[12:37] Fuutarou
My livelihood depends on this.
[12:40] Fuutarou
Don't take this personally.
[12:41] Miku
Wait.
[12:44] Miku
A token of my goodwill.
[12:47] Miku
Try it.
SIGN Matcha Soda
[12:50] Miku
You said you were curious.
[12:52] Miku
It'll be fine.
[12:55] Miku
It doesn't have snot in it.
[12:58] Miku
Just kidding.
[13:01] Fuutarou
Wait, did she just say snot?
[13:04] Fuutarou
What is she talking about?
[13:09] Miku
Huh?
[13:10] Miku
Do you not know this story?
[13:15] Miku
I see.
[13:19] Miku
You said you were smart,
but you're all talk, huh?
[13:24] Miku
I doubt I have anything to learn from you.
[13:28] Miku
Bye-bye.
SIGN Reception
[13:30] Fuutarou
I'd like to borrow all of these.
[13:34] Lady
O-Okay.
[13:35] Fuutarou
"All talk"?
[13:37] Fuutarou
How dare she?!
[13:39] Fuutarou
I'll teach her, whether she likes it or not!
[13:47] Fuutarou
Miku, I've been waiting for you.
[13:52] Miku
What do you want, Futaro?
[13:54] Fuutarou
Fight me.
[13:57] Miku
What?
[13:58] Fuutarou
You like Sengoku trivia, don't you?
[14:01] Fuutarou
I'll answer all of your questions this time.
[14:03] Miku
No.
SIGN I'll be waiting at the west gate. Uesugi Futaro
[14:05] Miku
You never learn, do you?
[14:07] Fuutarou
Are you afraid of being
beaten at your only skill?
[14:12] Miku
In Takeda Shingen's Furin Kazan,
[14:15] ---
what does the "wind" represent?
[14:19] Fuutarou
That's easy.
[14:21] Miku
The answer is,
[14:24] ---
"swift as the wind."
[14:27] Fuutarou
Damn her!
[14:30] Fuutarou
She fled again!
[14:32] Fuutarou
That's right.
[14:33] Fuutarou
They keep running away.
[14:35] Fuutarou
From me, and from studying.
[14:38] Fuutarou
She's not getting away anymore.
[14:44] Miku
Whoa, Uesugi-san.
[14:46] Fuutarou
Y-Yotsuba?
[14:48] Miku
You should watch where you're going.
[14:51] Fuutarou
Have you seen Miku?
[14:53] Miku
She ran that way.
[14:55] Fuutarou
Thanks.
[14:57] Fuutarou
Damn it, where'd she go?
[15:00] Yotsuba
Whoa, Uesugi-san.
[15:02] Fuutarou
Y-Yotsuba?
[15:03] Yotsuba
You should watch where you're going.
[15:08] Yotsuba
Uh...
[15:09] Fuutarou
Sorry, Yotsuba.
[15:11] Fuutarou
Stay calm and hear me out.
[15:13] Fuutarou
Your doppelganger is over there.
[15:17] Yotsuba
You're right!
[15:18] Yotsuba
It's me!
[15:19] Fuutarou
You're dead.
[15:22] Yotsuba
I don't want to die!
[15:25] Yotsuba
What should I eat for my last meal?
[15:27] Fuutarou
Huh?
[15:28] Fuutarou
Is it just me, or is that
Yotsuba's hair kind of long?
[15:32] Fuutarou
She took her ribbon off, too.
[15:34] Fuutarou
And she put on headphones.
[15:36] Fuutarou
It's Miku!
[15:38] Yotsuba
Thank goodness.
[15:40] Fuutarou
You tricky little brat!
[15:43] Fuutarou
I'm sorry for deceiving you the other day!
[15:45] Fuutarou
I spent the past two days
[15:47] Fuutarou
going through every book about
the Sengoku period in the library.
[15:53] Miku
Liar.
[15:58] Itsuki
So, anyway...
[16:01] Itsuki
Huh?!
[16:04] Fuutarou
I have confidence that I can
talk to you as an equal now!
[16:13] Itsuki
Warlord shiritori.
[16:15] Itsuki
Ryuzoji Takanobu.
[16:21] Fuutarou
Bu?
[16:22] Fuutarou
"Fu" counts, too, right?
[16:24] Fuutarou
Fukushima Masanori.
[16:26] Fuutarou
Famous for being the most prominent
of the Seven Spears of Shizugatake.
[16:33] Fuutarou
Kanamori Nagachika.
[16:34] Miku
Ka...
[16:35] Miku
Kawajiri Hidetaka.
[16:38] Fuutarou
Katakura Kojurou.
[16:40] Miku
Uesugi Kagekatsu.
[16:43] Fuutarou
Tsu... Tsuda Nobuzumi.
[16:46] Miku
Mi... Miyoshi Nagayoshi.
[16:50] Fuutarou
Shi... Shimazu Toyohisa.
[16:53] Miku
Sa... Sanada Yukimura.
[16:56] Miku
I can't keep this up.
[16:58] Fuutarou
Ra...
[17:01] Miku
Why are you so desperate?
[17:11] Fuutarou
I didn't think you could keep up with me.
[17:15] Fuutarou
Not bad.
[17:17] Miku
Uh, I was the slowest runner in my class.
[17:23] Miku
So hot.
[17:33] Fuutarou
I-I'm thirsty.
[17:37] Fuutarou
Jeez, does she not have any shame?
[17:48] Fuutarou
Here.
[17:50] Fuutarou
Sorry.
[17:52] Fuutarou
You like this, don't you?
[17:54] Fuutarou
110 yen is money I'd rather not spend,
[17:57] ---
but there's no snot in it, of course.
[18:01] Fuutarou
That's from the anecdote
about Ishida Mitsunari
SIGN Ishida Mitsunari
SIGN Otani Yoshitsugu
[18:02] ---
drinking tea with Otani
Yoshitsugu's snot in it, right?
[18:07] Fuutarou
You wouldn't believe how many
books I read to find that story.
[18:12] Fuutarou
Although, in the end,
[18:13] ---
Yotsuba happened to be there,
so she looked it up on her phone for me.
[18:19] Miku
Yotsuba?
[18:21] Miku
Did you tell Yotsuba that I like warlords?
[18:28] Fuutarou
No, I didn't.
[18:30] Fuutarou
Do you need to keep it a secret
from your sisters, too?
[18:34] Miku
I can't tell them because they're my sisters.
[18:37] Fuutarou
Why not?
[18:39] Miku
Of the five of us, I'm the biggest loser.
[18:43] Fuutarou
You're doing great, compared
to the rest of them.
[18:46] Fuutarou
You scored the highest
on that last exam, too.
[18:51] Miku
You're so nice, Futaro.
[18:53] Fuutarou
A-Although that's still not saying much.
[18:56] Miku
I can kind of tell, though.
[19:00] Miku
The other four can do anything I can.
[19:06] Miku
We're quintuplets, after all.
[19:09] Fuutarou
Hang on.
[19:11] Fuutarou
If what Miku says is true...
[19:15] Miku
So just give up on me, and...
[19:18] Fuutarou
My job is to tutor the five of you.
[19:21] Fuutarou
I'm going to make sure you
and the others all study.
[19:26] Fuutarou
I'm going to have the five of you graduate
together with smiles on your faces.
[19:33] Miku
Say what you want, but it's not happening.
[19:36] Miku
The five of us can only score a 100 combined.
[19:40] Fuutarou
Yeah.
[19:41] Fuutarou
It's totally impossible.
[19:43] Fuutarou
Or so I thought, until today.
[19:47] Fuutarou
But now I'm confident,
after what you just said.
[19:51] Fuutarou
You're quintuplets.
[19:53] Fuutarou
That means anything you can do,
the other four can, too.
[19:56] Fuutarou
Flip that around,
and anything the other four can do,
[20:00] ---
you can, too.
[20:03] Fuutarou
Take a look at this.
[20:05] Fuutarou
The exam results from last time.
[20:09] Fuutarou
Do you notice anything?
[20:13] Miku
None of us got the same answers right.
[20:17] Fuutarou
Yup.
[20:18] Fuutarou
You're still all problem students
with an average grade of 20.
[20:22] Fuutarou
But I see hope in this.
[20:25] Fuutarou
What any one of you can do,
all of you can do.
[20:29] Fuutarou
Ichika, Nino, Yotsuba, and Itsuki.
[20:38] Fuutarou
And you, too, Miku.
[20:41] Fuutarou
I believe that all of you have the potential
to score a 100 on your own.
[20:50] Miku
Say what?
[20:52] Miku
That's BS.
[20:54] Miku
Seriously.
[21:00] Miku
You're placing too much faith
in the quintuplets thing.
[21:07] Fuutarou
If only the other four were
as positive as you are.
[21:10] Yotsuba
I did call them, but...
[21:14] Yotsuba
It's not "the other four," though.
[21:20] Yotsuba
It's "the other three." Right, Miku?
[21:24] Fuutarou
Hey!
[21:25] Fuutarou
You came.... did... you?
SIGN Sengoku Warlord Exam Problems
[21:44] Miku
You put this idea in my head, Futaro.
[21:46] Miku
That maybe...
SIGN Uesugi Futaro
SIGN Uesugi Futaro
[21:49] Miku
Just maybe, I can do
a little bit better, too.
SIGN Uesugi Futaro
[21:53] Miku
So...
[21:58] ---
You'd better take responsibility.
[22:04] Fuutarou
I got this.
SIGN Eureka
[22:07] Yotsuba
Is it Uesugi-san that you like?
SIGN #02 Rooftop Confession
[22:17] Miku
No way.
[22:19] Fuutarou
Huh?
SIGN Next Time on The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN #03 A Mountain of Problems
[23:51] Miku
Quintuplet Trivia!
[23:52] Yotsuba
Who has the best grades of the five of us?
[23:55] Yotsuba
Miku!
[23:55] Miku
The brains of the quintuplets.
[23:56] Miku
The strategist.
[23:57] Yotsuba
What's a strategist?
[23:58] Miku
Someone who used their intellect
to plan for Sengoku battles.
[24:02] Yotsuba
She won't stop talking!