The Quintessential Quintuplets

• Season 1
• E1 - The Quintessential Quintuplets
• E2 - Rooftop Confession
• E3 - A Mountain of Problems
• E4 - Day Off
• E5 - Five Fifths
• E6 - What's Been Built Up
• E7 - Liar McLieface
• E8 - The Photo that Started It All
• E9 - Legend of Fate Day 1
• E10 - Legend of Fate Day 2
• E11 - Legend of Fate Day 3
• E12 - Legend of Fate Day 2000
• Season 2
• 1 - Quite the Crappy Kyoto Quagmire
• 2 - Seven Goodbyes Part 1
• 3 - Seven Goodbyes Part 2
• 4 - Seven Goodbyes Part 3
• 5 - Good Work Today
• 6 - The Last Exam
• 7 - Begin the Offensive
• 8 - Scrambled Eggs
• 9 - Welcome to Class 3-1
• 10 - Five Cranes in Return
• 11 - Sisters War: Part 1
• 12 - Sisters War: Part 2
• Movie
• Movie

Season 1

E1 - The Quintessential Quintuplets

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[00:07] Fuutarou
    I was having a dream...
[00:11] Lady
    Please wake up, groom.
[00:13] Lady
    The bride is ready.
[00:18] Fuutarou
    A dream of the unbelievable day
    that brought us together.
[00:26] Fuutarou
    Barbecue beef combo.
[00:28] Fuutarou
    Without beef.
[00:29] Lady
    Sure thing.
[00:31] Fuutarou
    You'd think the cheapest item on this
    cafeteria's menu would be rice, but no.
SIGN    Barbecue Beef Combo
SIGN    Rice
    Miso Soup
    Pickled Vegetables
[00:35] Fuutarou
    Subtract 200 yen for the beef
    from the barbecue beef combo,
[00:39] ---
    and you get rice plus miso soup and
    pickled veggies for the price of rice.
[00:45] Fuutarou
    You get free, unlimited water, too.
[00:46] Fuutarou
    School cafeteria for the win.
[00:48] Girl A
    Uesugi-kun's on his own again.
[00:50] Guy A
    Oh, man.
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
[02:38] ---
    Yo, who's that?
[02:40] ---
    Someone's sitting with Uesugi?
[02:42] ---
    That never happens!
[02:43] Fuutarou
    She isn't wearing our uniform...
[02:45] Fuutarou
    Wait, how did this even happen?
[02:49] (Flashback) Itsuki
    I got here first.
[02:51] (Flashback) Itsuki
    The next table over is available.
[02:53] (Flashback) Itsuki
    Move, please.
[02:55] (Flashback) Fuutarou
    This is where I sit every day.
[02:58] (Flashback) Itsuki
    You move.
[03:01] Girl A
    Look, Uesugi-kun's having lunch with a girl.
[03:04] Guy A
    For real? Yikes!
[03:07] Fuutarou
    Tch. Those stupid...
[03:11] Fuutarou
    She's all red.
[03:13] Fuutarou
    No one forced you, you know.
[03:18] Fuutarou
    Udon for 250 yen.
[03:19] Fuutarou
    Two shrimp tempura for 150 each.
[03:21] Fuutarou
    Squid tempura for 100.
[03:23] Fuutarou
    Chicken tempura.
[03:23] Fuutarou
    Yam tempura.
[03:24] Fuutarou
    And a pudding dessert to top it off!
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Yen
[03:27] Fuutarou
    Over 1,000 yen on lunch?
    What are you, filthy rich?!
[03:32] Fuutarou
    Well, do as you like.
[03:35] Itsuki
    Time to eat.
[03:43] Itsuki
    Mind your manners.
[03:46] Itsuki
    Studying in the middle of lunch?
[03:49] Fuutarou
    I'm reviewing my exam.
[03:50] Fuutarou
    Leave me alone.
[03:53] Itsuki
    You must be pretty screwed.
[03:56] Itsuki
    What did you get?
[03:58] ---
    H-Hey!
[03:59] Itsuki
    Let's see, Uesugi Futaro-kun.
[04:01] Itsuki
    You scored...
[04:04] Itsuki
    O-One hundred?!
[04:08] ---
    Is this real?
[04:09] Fuutarou
    Oh, man, that's embarrassing.
[04:12] Itsuki
    You showed me this on purpose!
[04:16] Itsuki
    I hate to admit it,
    but I'm not great at studies.
[04:20] Itsuki
    I envy you.
[04:22] Itsuki
    I know!
[04:23] Itsuki
    Lady Luck brought you to my table!
    You should help me study!
[04:26] Fuutarou
    Thank you for the meal.
[04:28] Itsuki
    You're done eating already?!
[04:31] Itsuki
    Are you really full?
[04:35] Itsuki
    Shall I share some of mine?
[04:38] Fuutarou
    If anything, you ordered way too much.
[04:41] Fuutarou
    You'll gain weight.
[04:42] Itsuki
    Gain...
[04:45] Itsuki
    I've never met anyone so insensitive!
[04:48] Itsuki
    I'm not giving you anything!
SIGN    Uesugi Raiha
SIGN    Are you eating alone again?
    Call me ^o^
[04:53] Itsuki
    We can clear our debt?
[04:55] Raiha
    Dad found a good part-time job.
[04:58] Raiha
    A rich family moved in just recently,
[05:01] ---
    and they're looking for
    a tutor for their daughter.
[05:04] Fuutarou
    A tutor?
[05:06] Raiha
    A fun, homely workplace.
[05:08] Raiha
    And they're paying
    five times the market price.
[05:11] Fuutarou
    Uh, that sounds really sketchy.
[05:14] Raiha
    I heard people can get by on just one kidney.
[05:17] Fuutarou
    Y-You're telling me to give one up?!
[05:20] Raiha
    I'm kidding.
[05:22] Raiha
    But now you can eat a bellyful,
[05:26] Raiha
    Onii-chan.
[05:31] Fuutarou
    So what's this daughter like?
[05:35] Raiha
    She's in high school.
[05:36] Raiha
    They said she's transferring to your school.
[05:40] Raiha
    Her name is, uh, Nakano...
[05:43] Itsuki
    Nakano Itsuki.
[05:44] Itsuki
    Pleased to meet you.
[05:49] Fuutarou
    I know this girl!
[05:51] Guy A
    The transfer student's a girl?
[05:53] Guy B
    She's actually cute.
[05:54] Girl A
    That uniform's from Kurobara
    Girls' School, isn't it?
[05:56] Guy C
    Seriously? She must be rich as hell!
[05:58] Fuutarou
    A rich transfer student?
[06:01] Fuutarou
    So she's the one?
[06:04] Fuutarou
    H-Hey.
[06:10] Guy A
    Nice to meet you.
[06:12] Fuutarou
    U-Uh oh.
[06:14] Lady
    Here you go. Barbecue beef
    combo without the beef.
[06:18] Fuutarou
    I messed up yesterday,
[06:20] ---
    but if that transfer student rejects me,
[06:23] ---
    I lose my tutoring opportunity.
[06:26] Fuutarou
    I have to get back on her good side.
[06:30] Fuutarou
    I'm back. I wanted to sit beside you again.
[06:35] Fuutarou
    Of course, not just for lunch,
    but for studying, too.
[06:38] Itsuki
    Oh, my!
[06:39] Fuutarou
    Perfect.
[06:43] Itsuki
    Thanks for waiting.
[06:44] Fuutarou
    She's eating with her friends.
[06:48] Itsuki
    I'm sorry, but this table is full.
[06:59] Ichika
    Hey, you. Leaving just like that?
[07:04] Ichika
    You're after Itsuki-chan, aren't you?
[07:07] Fuutarou
    I'm not after her.
[07:09] Ichika
    What? So it is Itsuki-chan?
[07:13] Ichika
    What was it about her that got you?
[07:15] Ichika
    How proper she is?
    You do seem like you'd be into that.
[07:18] Ichika
    I know, I'll go get her.
[07:21] Fuutarou
    Wait.
[07:24] Fuutarou
    I don't need your help.
[07:26] Fuutarou
    My problems are my own to figure out.
[07:30] Ichika
    That's pretty manly,
    coming from a studyholic.
[07:34] Ichika
    You can come to your Big Sis Ichika
    if you ever need help.
[07:38] Ichika
    I bet this is going to be fun.
[07:40] Fuutarou
    "Big Sis"? What?
[07:43] Fuutarou
    We're in the same year.
[07:44] Fuutarou
    I think.
[07:46] Fuutarou
    This is bad, though.
[07:48] Fuutarou
    I'm meeting her as her
    tutor today, after school.
[07:51] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san.
[07:53] Fuutarou
    I must fix this by then.
[07:53] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san!
[07:54] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san!
[07:57] Yotsuba
    You finally looked up.
[08:02] Fuutarou
    Wh-Wh-Who are you?
[08:04] Fuutarou
    Wh-Why do you know my name?
[08:08] Yotsuba
    That's an excellent question.
[08:11] Yotsuba
    Did you happen to lose an
    exam paper with a perfect score?
[08:14] ---
    Or was it this one with a zero?
[08:17] Fuutarou
    My exam paper? Why do you have it?
[08:19] Yotsuba
    Well, you see...
[08:22] Yotsuba
    Back then,
[08:23] Yotsuba
    that happened,
[08:25] Yotsuba
    I noticed...
[08:28] Yotsuba
    And now, here we are.
[08:30] Yotsuba
    So, which one is it?
[08:33] Fuutarou
    The right.
[08:34] Yotsuba
    Wow, you're so honest.
[08:37] Yotsuba
    I shall grant you both.
[08:38] Fuutarou
    I don't need it.
[08:40] Fuutarou
    And who even scored a zero?
[08:42] Yotsuba
    I did.
[08:44] Fuutarou
    And you felt like giving it to me?
[08:48] Yotsuba
    My first impression of you was
    that you're a gloomy loner,
[08:53] ---
    but I'll also add "genius" to that.
[08:57] Yotsuba
    That was fast.
[09:05] Fuutarou
    Will you stop following me?!
[09:06] Yotsuba
    You still haven't thanked me.
[09:10] Yotsuba
    When someone picks something up
    for you, you say "thank you."
[09:13] Yotsuba
    How could you not know this?
    Aren't you a genius?
[09:16] Fuutarou
    I happened to find this.
[09:19] Fuutarou
    Now we're even.
[09:23] Yotsuba
    Ah.
[09:24] Yotsuba
    Thank you.
[09:25] Fuutarou
    She actually went and thanked me.
[09:31] Fuutarou
    I thought she'd be alone on her way home.
SIGN    Welcome to the Home of the Daibutsu
SIGN    Ohtagawa
[09:34] Nino
    I think you're eating too much, Itsuki.
[09:36] Itsuki
    Am I?
[09:38] Itsuki
    This is still my second one.
[09:41] Nino
    You meat bun monster!
[09:44] Itsuki
    S-Stop it!
[09:46] Nino
    You won't be popular with guys!
[09:48] Itsuki
    None of your business!
[09:50] Fuutarou
    I can't get a chance to apologize.
[09:52] Miku
    Are you having fun by yourself?
[09:56] Fuutarou
    I-It's not bad.
[09:58] Fuutarou
    This is my hobby.
[10:00] Miku
    I see.
[10:01] Miku
    Staring at high school girls is your hobby?
[10:04] Miku
    Calling in support.
[10:06] Fuutarou
    Please don't report me.
[10:08] Fuutarou
    Also, don't tell your friend Itsuki-chan.
[10:11] Miku
    Fine.
[10:12] Miku
    But...
[10:14] Miku
    She's not my friend.
[10:22] Fuutarou
    I-Is this the place?
[10:24] Fuutarou
    She's legit rich.
[10:29] Fuutarou
    This is the right address, I think.
[10:37] Nino
    What are you, a stalker?
[10:39] Nino
    You can talk to me if you want something.
[10:43] Fuutarou
    I won't get anywhere asking you two.
[10:45] Nino
    You're so persistent.
[10:47] Nino
    People don't like you, do they?
[10:50] Nino
    Go home already.
[10:54] Fuutarou
    Go home?
[10:55] Fuutarou
    But this is where I live.
[10:56] Nino
    R-Really?
[10:58] Nino
    Sorry!
[10:59] Miku
    Barbecue beef without barbecue.
[11:03] Miku
    Are you on a diet?
[11:09] Nino
    You!
[11:10] Nino
    I knew it!
[11:12] Fuutarou
    There she is.
[11:14] Fuutarou
    This is my last chance to talk to her.
[11:19] Fuutarou
    Please don't close on me!
[11:31] Fuutarou
    This is all her fault!
[11:33] Fuutarou
    That I have to bear the discomfort
    of having to suck up...
[11:36] Fuutarou
    That I have to be drenched in sweat
    on my way home from school...
[11:40] Fuutarou
    That those weirdos keep messing with me...
[11:43] Fuutarou
    It's all...
[11:49] Fuutarou
    It's all her...
[11:52] ---
    ...fault.
[11:54] Itsuki
    I-It's you.
[11:56] Itsuki
    What is it?
[11:57] Itsuki
    Do you need something from me?
[11:59] Fuutarou
    A-About yesterday...
[12:02] Itsuki
    Huh? Say what?
[12:03] Itsuki
    What are you doing here, anyway?
[12:06] Fuutarou
    About yesterday, uh...
[12:08] Fuutarou
    I-I'm...
[12:09] Itsuki
    Are we done here?
[12:11] Fuutarou
    No, wait.
[12:13] Itsuki
    What exactly are you trying to do?
[12:15] Itsuki
    I have a tutor coming soon.
[12:18] Fuutarou
    That's me.
[12:22] Itsuki
    What?
[12:23] Fuutarou
    I'm the tutor.
[12:26] Itsuki
    Ack!
SIGN    Ack!
[12:30] Itsuki
    I-I absolutely refuse!
[12:32] Fuutarou
    I don't like it, either.
[12:33] Fuutarou
    I like this less than you do.
[12:36] Fuutarou
    But...
[12:37] Fuutarou
    I can't give up, either.
[12:40] Fuutarou
    I was completely in the wrong yesterday.
[12:44] Fuutarou
    I apologize.
[12:45] Fuutarou
    Going forward, I'm your partner.
[12:50] Itsuki
    No... I can't.
[12:53] Itsuki
    This guy is our tutor?
[12:58] Fuutarou
    "Our"?
[13:02] Nino
    That dude in front of
    our condo was so creepy.
[13:06] Ichika
    That sounds bad.
[13:11] Ichika
    Hey, it's the honor roll kid.
[13:13] Nino
    It's him! The stalker!
[13:14] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san is a stalker?!
[13:17] Miku
    You're getting ahead of yourself.
[13:18] Fuutarou
    Wh-Why are they...
[13:24] Itsuki
    Because we live here, obviously.
[13:29] Fuutarou
    So the five of you school friends
    share an apartment, huh?
[13:33] Fuutarou
    My brain, having been put under
    a sudden, heavy load
[13:36] ---
    and overclocked past its manufacturer limit,
    reached a certain conclusion.
[13:42] Fuutarou
    I must be dreaming.
[13:43] Fuutarou
    This has to be a dream.
[13:45] Itsuki
    No, actually.
[13:47] Itsuki
    We're...
[13:51] Itsuki
    quintuplets.
[13:54] Fuutarou
    I'm Uesugi Futaro, and I'm going
    to be your tutor starting today.
[13:58] Fuutarou
    I hope we can all have fun studying...
[14:02] Fuutarou
    Why?
[14:03] Fuutarou
    Why is there no one here?!
[14:07] Yotsuba
    Here! Here!
[14:08] Yotsuba
    I'm here!
[14:10] Fuutarou
    Um...
[14:11] Fuutarou
    Yotsuba, was it? The one who got a zero?
[14:16] Fuutarou
    Could you try furrowing your eyebrows?
[14:19] Yotsuba
    L-Like this?
[14:23] Fuutarou
    You really are quintuplets, huh?
[14:26] Fuutarou
    And why are you here?
[14:28] Yotsuba
    For your lessons, obviously.
[14:33] Fuutarou
    Yotsuba...
[14:35] Fuutarou
    Can I hug you?
[14:37] Yotsuba
    Okay, let's go get the rest of them!
[14:41] Yotsuba
    Our rooms, from the front, are...
[14:43] Yotsuba
    Itsuki, me, and then Miku, Nino, and Ichika.
[14:49] Fuutarou
    I have to start by gathering the five of you?
[14:51] Yotsuba
    It'll be fine.
[14:53] Yotsuba
    Itsuki is quite studious.
[14:56] Yotsuba
    She'll help us out,
    unless you really upset her.
[14:59] Itsuki
    No way.
[15:01] Itsuki
    Why you? You're in my class.
[15:04] Itsuki
    Is there not even one
    proper tutor in this town?
[15:08] Fuutarou
    Come on, you said you wanted me
    to help you study yesterday.
[15:11] Itsuki
    It was a lapse in judgment.
[15:13] Itsuki
    Forget about it.
[15:16] Yotsuba
    With five of us here,
    there's bound to be one who's like that.
[15:19] Yotsuba
    Miku's the smartest of all of us.
[15:24] Yotsuba
    She might get along with you.
[15:27] Miku
    No.
[15:29] Miku
    Why you? You're in our grade.
[15:32] Miku
    Is there not even one...
[15:34] Fuutarou
    Say no more. I heard that already.
[15:37] Yotsuba
    Sh-Shall we move on?
[15:40] Yotsuba
    Nino's really good at socializing.
[15:43] Yotsuba
    I bet she'll hit it off with you.
[15:47] Yotsuba
    M-Maybe she's not in.
[15:50] Yotsuba
    D-Don't worry!
[15:52] Yotsuba
    We still have Ichika!
[15:54] Yotsuba
    Ichika is...
[15:58] Fuutarou
    Why the silence?
[16:00] Yotsuba
    Please stay calm, okay?
[16:05] Fuutarou
    Wh-What's with this room?
[16:08] Fuutarou
    Is someone really living in this dump?
[16:11] Ichika
    I wish you wouldn't talk about
    my room like it's some uncivilized land.
[16:20] Yotsuba
    Jeez, you made a huge mess again.
[16:22] Ichika
    I never thought you'd be our tutor.
[16:26] Ichika
    So that's why you were after Itsuki-chan.
[16:28] Fuutarou
    Never mind that.
[16:29] Fuutarou
    We're going to the living room.
[16:31] Ichika
    Wait, no! Don't do that!
[16:35] Ichika
    I feel shy. I'm not wearing any clothes.
[16:37] Fuutarou
    Wh-Why not?!
[16:39] Ichika
    Yotsuba,
[16:40] Ichika
    could you grab me some
    clothes from around there?
[16:43] Yotsuba
    Huh? Let me see...
[16:46] Fuutarou
    When's the last time she
    studied at this desk?
[16:49] Ichika
    Come on, study this, study that...
[16:53] Ichika
    You're in a girl's room. Is that really
    what you want to focus on?
[16:58] Yotsuba
    Found one.
[16:59] Fuutarou
    Just get changed and come
    to the living room, please.
[17:03] Fuutarou
    Damn it.
[17:07] Miku
    Futaro, was it?
[17:09] Miku
    I need to ask you something.
[17:12] Miku
    Part of my gym clothes is missing.
[17:15] Miku
    A red sweatshirt.
[17:17] Fuutarou
    I see.
[17:19] Fuutarou
    I haven't seen it.
[17:21] Miku
    It was here a minute ago.
[17:23] Miku
    Until you got here.
[17:28] Miku
    You...
[17:28] Fuutarou
    Didn't take it!
[17:30] Itsuki
    Hey.
[17:31] Itsuki
    I made too many cookies.
[17:33] Itsuki
    Want some?
SIGN    Nakano Mi
[17:36] Fuutarou
    There, now I have four of you.
[17:39] Fuutarou
    Okay, let's start studying.
[17:41] Ichika
    Yum!
[17:43] Ichika
    What flavor are these?
[17:44] Miku
    Why are you wearing my sweatshirt?
[17:46] Ichika
    I didn't want to get dirty baking.
[17:49] Miku
    Take it off now.
[17:50] Ichika
    Hey, stop that!
[17:52] Miku
    Give it back.
[17:53] Ichika
    Later! I'll give it back later!
[17:56] Yotsuba
    Not to worry, Uesugi-san.
[17:59] Yotsuba
    I'm studying.
[18:03] Yotsuba
    Hey, let's go hang out somewhere.
    It's Saturday.
[18:05] Ichika
    Oh, was there a package for me?
[18:07] Fuutarou
    These girls are hopeless.
[18:12] Ichika
    Do you not like cookies?
[18:14] Fuutarou
    No, I'm just not in the mood for them.
[18:16] Itsuki
    You don't need to be so wary.
    I didn't poison the cookies.
[18:21] Itsuki
    I wouldn't mind studying if you have some.
[18:30] Itsuki
    He's going at them.
[18:32] Itsuki
    Are they good?
[18:34] Fuutarou
    Yeah, they're good.
[18:35] Itsuki
    I'm so glad.
[18:39] Itsuki
    Oh, right. The thing is...
[18:42] Itsuki
    We don't need a tutor, honestly.
[18:51] Itsuki
    Just kidding.
[18:53] Itsuki
    Here, water.
[18:54] Fuutarou
    Th-Thanks.
[18:56] Fuutarou
    Damn it...
[18:57] Fuutarou
    I'm not surprised by the
    way they're reacting,
[19:00] ---
    but I need to get them to graduate.
[19:03] Fuutarou
    There's no other way for me.
[19:08] Itsuki
    Bye-bye.
[19:14] Cab Driver
    Sir.
[19:15] Cab Driver
    Sir, we're here.
[19:22] Fuutarou
    Where am I?
[19:23] Cab Driver
    Where?
[19:24] Cab Driver
    This is where you live, is it not?
[19:26] Fuutarou
    H-How?!
[19:30] Fuutarou
    She did this!
[19:32] Cab Driver
    That'll be 4,800 yen.
[19:35] Fuutarou
    Money?!
[19:35] Fuutarou
    That's so much!
[19:37] Itsuki
    By card.
[19:38] Cab Driver
    Thank you.
[19:42] Fuutarou
    Itsuki.
[19:45] Itsuki
    I checked your student
    handbook for your address.
[19:49] Fuutarou
    D-Did you look at the photo?
[19:52] Itsuki
    What are you talking about?
[19:53] Itsuki
    Anyway, they really pulled
    a fast one on you, huh?
[19:56] Itsuki
    If you've learned your lesson,
    you'll give up on tutoring us.
[20:01] Fuutarou
    I can't do that.
[20:04] Itsuki
    Why are you so persistent?
[20:06] Raiha
    I knew it was you, Onii-chan.
[20:08] Fuutarou
    Raiha.
[20:10] Raiha
    Welcome home.
[20:11] Raiha
    Dinner's...
[20:15] Raiha
    Is this your student?!
[20:18] Fuutarou
    Sh-She's nobody.
[20:19] Fuutarou
    Let's go.
[20:21] Raiha
    You're lying.
[20:23] Raiha
    Would you like to have dinner at our place?
[20:27] Fuutarou
    R-Raiha...
[20:29] Raiha
    But...
[20:31] Raiha
    Do you not want to?
[20:36] Raiha
    Here we go.
[20:38] Raiha
    The Uesugi Family's special
    curry and rolled egg.
[20:42] Raiha
    I hope you like it.
[20:44] Itsuki
    It looks delicious.
[20:48] Fuutarou
    I doubt a rich girl can appreciate
    the food of us common folk.
[20:52] Raiha
    Hey!
[20:53] Fuutarou
    Ow!
[20:54] ---
    Cut that out.
[20:56] Dad
    That's why you aren't as popular as I am.
[20:59] Fuutarou
    Dad...
[21:00] Dad
    I never thought you'd
    bring home a girl, though.
[21:02] Dad
    Let's eat.
[21:04] Raiha
    Oh, yeah, Onii-chan.
[21:06] Raiha
    Did you get your tutoring done?
[21:10] Itsuki
    About that...
[21:12] Fuutarou
    O-Of course. It's all good.
[21:14] Itsuki
    Wh-What?!
[21:15] Fuutarou
    Just play along. You'll make Raiha sad.
[21:18] Raiha
    What's wrong?
[21:19] Fuutarou
    No, it's nothing.
[21:20] Itsuki
    Y-Yes.
[21:23] Raiha
    I'm glad, though.
[21:25] Raiha
    We can finally deal with our debt problem.
[21:27] Fuutarou
    We have a guest, Raiha.
[21:29] Raiha
    Oh, sorry.
[21:32] Itsuki
    Thank you for having me.
[21:34] Dad
    Sure.
[21:34] Itsuki
    Thanks for the dinner, Raiha-chan.
[21:39] Raiha
    Itsuki-san...
[21:40] Itsuki
    Y-Yes?
[21:41] Raiha
    My brother's a crappy,
    egoistic low-life, but...
[21:45] Fuutarou
    R-Raiha?
[21:47] Raiha
    But he's got lots of good qualities, too.
[21:50] Raiha
    So, um...
[21:52] Raiha
    Would you have dinner with us again?
[21:57] Itsuki
    Of course.
[21:59] Itsuki
    Using my brain makes me hungry.
[22:01] Itsuki
    I hope you'll treat me again.
[22:05] Itsuki
    Don't get the wrong idea.
[22:07] Itsuki
    I have an idea of your circumstances now,
[22:10] ---
    but I can't help you.
[22:12] Fuutarou
    That so?
[22:14] Itsuki
    I'll study, but I won't
    ask for your tutelage.
[22:17] Itsuki
    I'll pull it off without your assistance.
[22:22] Itsuki
    So if you want to tutor us, suit yourself.
[22:28] Fuutarou
    What did you just say?
[22:30] Itsuki
    I said, suit yourself.
[22:32] Fuutarou
    R-Really?
[22:34] Fuutarou
    That's all I have to do?
[22:36] Fuutarou
    You're the best, Itsuki!
[22:38] Itsuki
    What?
[22:40] Fuutarou
    I'll be there precisely at noon tomorrow.
[22:42] Fuutarou
    Gather the other four for me.
[22:44] Itsuki
    Right.
[22:46] Fuutarou
    That's right.
[22:47] Fuutarou
    My job is to help
    all five of them graduate.
[22:50] Fuutarou
    I don't need to actually
    deal with all five of them.
[22:56] Fuutarou
    I just need to teach the ones
    that are in danger of failing.
[23:01] Itsuki
    I wonder if Futaro knows.
[23:04] Ichika
    I doubt he knows...
[23:06] Ichika
    that we transferred here because
    all five of us nearly failed.
SIGN    "The unbelievable day..." Hehe.
SIGN    You mean the day you met us, right?
SIGN    It didn't seem like it at the time.
[23:25] ---
    Yeah, you're right.
[23:28] ---
    All these years later,
    I still relive that moment in my sleep...
[23:44] ---
    It was unbelievable.
SIGN    #01 The Quintessential Quintuplets
[23:46] ---
    An absolute nightmare.
SIGN    Next Time on The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    #02 Rooftop Confession
[23:50] ---
    Quintuplets Trivia!
[23:51] ---
    Our weights total up to 250 kilos!
[23:55] ---
    Wow, it's neatly divisible by five!
[23:57] ---
    50 kilos each! The average,
    healthy weight for a girl!
[24:00] ---
    Let's go with that, okay?
[24:01] ---
    Uh, but...
[24:02] ---
    Let's go with that, okay?
[24:03] ---
    Okay...

E2 - Rooftop Confession

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[00:00] Fuutarou
    Thanks for gathering here today.
[00:03] Yotsuba
    I mean, this is our home...
[00:05] Miku
    I thought you would've given up by now.
[00:08] Nino
    Didn't I tell you that we don't need a tutor?
[00:11] Fuutarou
    Then prove it to me.
[00:14] Nino
    Prove it?
[00:16] Fuutarou
    I'll have you take this test.
[00:20] Fuutarou
    I promise to never talk to
    anyone who passes.
[00:27] Yotsuba
    U-Uesugi-san?
[00:29] Ichika
    A test?
[00:31] Nino
    Why should I have to bother?
[00:34] Itsuki
    Fine.
[00:35] Itsuki
    I'll take it.
[00:37] Nino
    Itsuki, are you serious?
[00:40] Itsuki
    All I need to do is pass.
[00:43] Itsuki
    And then, I'll never have to
    see your face again.
[00:47] Yotsuba
    Let's do this, guys!
[00:50] Ichika
    Oh, fine.
[00:52] Miku
    What counts as a passing grade?
[00:54] Fuutarou
    Sixty—no.
[00:56] Fuutarou
    Make that fifty. That's good enough.
[01:00] Nino
    We don't really owe you this,
[01:03] Nino
    but you need to be taught
    not to underestimate us.
[01:18] Fuutarou
    I'm done grading.
[01:20] Fuutarou
    Amazing.
[01:22] Fuutarou
    You all scored a 100!
[01:25] Fuutarou
    Combined, that is.
[01:29] Fuutarou
    Don't tell me you girls were...
[01:32] Nino
    Run for it!
[01:38] Fuutarou
    These girls...
[01:40] Fuutarou
    All five of them are potential flunkers!
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
[03:16] Fuutarou
    Damn it...
[03:18] Fuutarou
    I never would have thought...
[03:21] Fuutarou
    balancing tutoring and my own studies...
[03:25] Fuutarou
    would be so hard.
[03:29] Fuutarou
    Barely made it.
[03:34] Fuutarou
    I've never even seen an import like this.
[03:38] Fuutarou
    It must be worth at least a million.
[03:43] Itsuki
    Wh-What?
[03:45] Itsuki
    Stop staring. It's rude.
[03:47] Yotsuba
    Good morning!
[03:49] Nino
    You again?
[03:50] Itsuki
    Hey, Futaro-kun.
[03:54] Fuutarou
    Running again?!
[03:57] Fuutarou
    Look carefully.
[03:58] Fuutarou
    I don't have anything on me.
SIGN    Perfectly
SIGN    Safe
[04:00] Fuutarou
    I'm harmless.
[04:02] Nino
    You aren't fooling us!
[04:03] Miku
    He might try to teach us stuff
    once we've let down our guard.
[04:07] Fuutarou
    What do you think I am?
[04:09] Itsuki
    I'll admit to our inadequacies.
[04:12] Itsuki
    But we'll solve our problems by ourselves.
[04:16] Miku
    We can study alone.
[04:18] Nino
    Exactly.
[04:20] Fuutarou
    I see.
[04:21] Fuutarou
    Then I assume you've reviewed the test.
[04:27] Fuutarou
    "Question 1: Name the warlord defeated by
    Mori Motonari at the Battle of Itsukushima."
SIGN    Shake
SIGN    Shake
SIGN    Speechless
[04:43] Fuutarou
    Speechless?
[04:45] Fuutarou
    What I've realized is that these
    five girls utterly detest studying.
[04:50] Fuutarou
    And...
[04:52] Fuutarou
    They also hate me.
SIGN    Distance between their hearts
SIGN    Distance between their hearts
SIGN    Distance between their hearts
SIGN    Operation Quintuplet Graduation
SIGN    Uesugi Futaro
[04:56] Fuutarou
    I'm just going to have to win
    the trust of each of them.
[04:58] Fuutarou
    Huh?
[04:59] Fuutarou
    Wait, Miku...
[05:01] Fuutarou
    She got that question right.
[05:04] Fuutarou
    Then why...
[05:12] Fuutarou
    Miku?
[05:18] Lady
    Here's your barbecue beef com—
[05:23] Fuutarou
    Hey, Miku.
[05:27] Fuutarou
    Having lunch right now?
[05:29] Fuutarou
    Let's see, a 350 yen sandwich, and... Huh?
[05:34] Fuutarou
    What's that drink?
SIGN    Matcha
    Soda
[05:36] Miku
    Matcha soda.
[05:37] Fuutarou
    Matcha?
[05:40] Fuutarou
    I'm actually kind of curious
    what that'd taste like.
[05:43] Miku
    You're mean. I'm not letting you have any.
[05:48] Fuutarou
    Can I ask you something?
[05:50] Fuutarou
    About that question this morning...
[05:54] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san!
[05:57] Fuutarou
    Yotsuba!
[05:58] Yotsuba
    Sorry for running away this morning.
[06:01] Fuutarou
    So, Miku...
[06:02] Yotsuba
    Take a look at this!
[06:03] Yotsuba
    My English homework.
[06:05] Yotsuba
    I got all of the questions wrong.
[06:09] Ichika
    Come on, you shouldn't get between them.
[06:11] Yotsuba
    Huh? Between them?
[06:13] Yotsuba
    You should have him
    help you study too, Ichika.
[06:17] Ichika
    I think I'll pass.
[06:19] Ichika
    You know, with us being stupid and all.
[06:21] Fuutarou
    That doesn't mean you get to not study.
[06:23] Ichika
    Besides, is it really a good idea to spend
    all your high school years studying?
[06:28] Ichika
    We ought to be enjoying our youth more.
[06:31] Ichika
    Falling in love and stuff.
[06:34] Fuutarou
    Love...
[06:37] Fuutarou
    That is the most foolish act of all,
    furthest removed from scholastic endeavors.
SIGN    Love
[06:41] Fuutarou
    Go ahead and fall in love if you'd like.
[06:43] Fuutarou
    But if you do, you will peak in school.
[06:47] Ichika
    Oh boy. He's too far gone.
[06:52] Yotsuba
    I don't have anyone to go out with,
    even if I wanted to.
[06:55] Yotsuba
    How about you, Miku?
[06:56] Yotsuba
    Are there any guys you like?
[07:01] Miku
    N-No.
[07:03] Fuutarou
    What's gotten into her?
[07:05] Yotsuba
    That face...
[07:07] Yotsuba
    As her sister, I can tell.
[07:09] Itsuki
    There's no mistake!
[07:11] Itsuki
    Miku's in love.
[07:15] Fuutarou
    Miku's in love?
[07:18] Fuutarou
    I need those girls to study.
SIGN    To Futaro
SIGN    Miku
SIGN    To Futaro
SIGN    Miku
[07:22] Fuutarou
    What the...?
[07:23] Fuutarou
    It's from Miku.
[07:28] Miku
    Come to the rooftop after school.
[07:31] Miku
    There's something I want to tell you.
[07:34] Miku
    I just can't hold it in any longer.
[07:39] Fuutarou
    Me?!
[07:40] Fuutarou
    Wait, a love letter?
[07:41] Fuutarou
    Miku likes me*?
[07:43] Fuutarou
    But we only met three days ago!
[07:48] Itsuki
    What are you grinning about?
[07:50] Itsuki
    That's so creepy.
[07:51] Fuutarou
    I'm not!
[07:52] Fuutarou
    I'm not grinning!
[07:55] Fuutarou
    This is a prank.
[07:57] Fuutarou
    Stay cool, Uesugi Futaro.
[07:59] Fuutarou
    I have zero reason to*
    play along with this crap.
[08:06] Fuutarou
    See?!
[08:08] Fuutarou
    I fell for a cheap prank.
[08:12] Fuutarou
    Not that it'd be okay if she actually...
[08:16] Fuutarou
    ...showed up.
[08:19] Miku
    Thank goodness.
[08:21] Miku
    You read my letter.
[08:24] Miku
    I wish I could've told you
    at the cafeteria.
[08:28] Miku
    But I didn't want anyone to hear this.
[08:31] Fuutarou
    Huh?
[08:32] Fuutarou
    I don't like where this is going.
[08:34] Miku
    Futaro...
[08:36] Miku
    Hey...
[08:38] (Flashback) Ichika
    Miku's in love!
[08:41] Fuutarou
    Uh, Miku...
[08:44] Miku
    I've been wanting to tell you...
[08:47] Miku
    I...
[08:50] Fuutarou
    "I..."?
[08:52] Miku
    I...
[09:00] Miku
    I knew it was Sue Harukata!
SIGN    Sue
[09:03] Fuutarou
    Sue Harukata?
SIGN    Sue Haru
SIGN    Sue Harukata
[09:09] Miku
    There, I said it.
[09:11] Miku
    I feel better now.
[09:12] Fuutarou
    T-Timeout!
[09:14] Fuutarou
    What are you talking about?
[09:15] Fuutarou
    This isn't some weird confession, is it?
[09:17] Miku
    Shut up already.
[09:19] Miku
    It's the answer to your question.
[09:21] Fuutarou
    My question?
SIGN    Question 1:
    Name the warlord defeated by
    Mori Motonari at the
    Battle of Itsukushima.
[09:24] Fuutarou
    That one?
[09:25] Fuutarou
    W-W-Wait!
[09:27] Fuutarou
    Why are you answering that now?
[09:35] Fuutarou
    S-Sorry!
SIGN    Swift as the wind,
    silent as the woods
[09:40] Fuutarou
    The Takeda crest?
[09:43] Fuutarou
    Isn't that Takeda Shingen's...
[09:47] Miku
    Did you see it?
[09:52] Fuutarou
    I did.
[09:57] Miku
    P-Please don't tell anyone.
[10:00] Miku
    I like Sengoku period warlords.
SIGN    Akechi Mitsuhide
SIGN    Takeda Shingen
SIGN    Tokugawa Ieyasu
SIGN    Date Masamune
[10:05] Miku
    It started with a game
    I borrowed from Yotsuba.
SIGN    Takeda Shingen
    Tiger of Kai
SIGN    Leadership
SIGN    Attack
SIGN    Defense
SIGN    Intelligence
SIGN    Domestic
SIGN    Foreign
SIGN    Allegiance
SIGN    Takeda
SIGN    Special
SIGN    Swift Wind
SIGN    During player's turn,
    
    movement speed is increased by 3 times.
[10:09] Miku
    I was fascinated by the ambitious warlords,
[10:11] Miku
    and I read lots of books, too.
[10:13] Miku
    But the guys the people in class like
    are all good-looking actors or models.
[10:19] Miku
    And I like bearded old guys.
[10:22] Miku
    I'm weird.
[10:24] Fuutarou
    Yeah, she's weird all right.
[10:26] Fuutarou
    It'd be all too easy to
    write her off as that.
[10:28] Fuutarou
    But this is a golden opportunity.
[10:34] Fuutarou
    It's not weird.
[10:35] Fuutarou
    Have faith in what you like.
[10:38] Fuutarou
    Speaking of which, I got a perfect score
    on my last History exam.
[10:43] Miku
    Really?
[10:45] Fuutarou
    This is what the guy at the top
    of the grade is capable of.
SIGN    Booyah
[10:49] Fuutarou
    Take my lessons, and I'll teach you things
    about the warlords that you don't know.
[10:54] Miku
    Are you telling me you know
    more about them than I do?
[11:00] Miku
    Then, here's a question.
SIGN    Blah Blah Blah
SIGN    Nobunaga
[11:01] Miku
    It's commonly said that Nobunaga
    used to call Hideyoshi a monkey,
SIGN    Monkey
SIGN    Hideyoshi
[11:05] ---
    but this is false.
[11:07] Miku
    What was his true nickname?
[11:10] Fuutarou
    She won't stop talking!
[11:11] Fuutarou
    So, Hideyoshi's nickname...
[11:14] Fuutarou
    I think the History teacher mentioned it.
[11:21] Fuutarou
    Bald rat?
[11:24] Miku
    Correct.
[11:25] Fuutarou
    Thank you, Sensei!
[11:28] Miku
    There's a theory that Kenshin
    was actually a woman.
[11:31] Fuutarou
    Yeah, totally.
[11:33] Miku
    Mitsunari never ate the persimmons.
[11:36] Fuutarou
    Yeah, he totally didn't.
[11:39] Miku
    Apparently, Nobunaga put sake in a skull.
[11:43] Fuutarou
    Y-Yeah, he totally did.
[11:47] Fuutarou
    Warlords are the one thing linking History
    and Miku, who's running away from studies.
[11:53] Fuutarou
    I'm going to make full use of them.
[11:56] Miku
    Oh, and...
[11:58] Fuutarou
    I should head home.
[12:01] Fuutarou
    I want to talk some more, though.
[12:05] Fuutarou
    I bet you'd love to hear this one.
[12:09] Fuutarou
    I know!
[12:11] Fuutarou
    Let's focus on Japanese history
    for our next tutoring session.
[12:15] Fuutarou
    Will you take it, Miku?
[12:24] Miku
    If you insist.
[12:27] Miku
    Fine.
[12:30] Fuutarou
    Victory is mine.
[12:33] Fuutarou
    I just need to find a spot for us to study.
[12:35] Fuutarou
    The rest will be easy.
[12:37] Fuutarou
    My livelihood depends on this.
[12:40] Fuutarou
    Don't take this personally.
[12:41] Miku
    Wait.
[12:44] Miku
    A token of my goodwill.
[12:47] Miku
    Try it.
SIGN    Matcha Soda
[12:50] Miku
    You said you were curious.
[12:52] Miku
    It'll be fine.
[12:55] Miku
    It doesn't have snot in it.
[12:58] Miku
    Just kidding.
[13:01] Fuutarou
    Wait, did she just say snot?
[13:04] Fuutarou
    What is she talking about?
[13:09] Miku
    Huh?
[13:10] Miku
    Do you not know this story?
[13:15] Miku
    I see.
[13:19] Miku
    You said you were smart,
    but you're all talk, huh?
[13:24] Miku
    I doubt I have anything to learn from you.
[13:28] Miku
    Bye-bye.
SIGN    Reception
[13:30] Fuutarou
    I'd like to borrow all of these.
[13:34] Lady
    O-Okay.
[13:35] Fuutarou
    "All talk"?
[13:37] Fuutarou
    How dare she?!
[13:39] Fuutarou
    I'll teach her, whether she likes it or not!
[13:47] Fuutarou
    Miku, I've been waiting for you.
[13:52] Miku
    What do you want, Futaro?
[13:54] Fuutarou
    Fight me.
[13:57] Miku
    What?
[13:58] Fuutarou
    You like Sengoku trivia, don't you?
[14:01] Fuutarou
    I'll answer all of your questions this time.
[14:03] Miku
    No.
SIGN    I'll be waiting at the west gate. Uesugi Futaro
[14:05] Miku
    You never learn, do you?
[14:07] Fuutarou
    Are you afraid of being
    beaten at your only skill?
[14:12] Miku
    In Takeda Shingen's Furin Kazan,
[14:15] ---
    what does the "wind" represent?
[14:19] Fuutarou
    That's easy.
[14:21] Miku
    The answer is,
[14:24] ---
    "swift as the wind."
[14:27] Fuutarou
    Damn her!
[14:30] Fuutarou
    She fled again!
[14:32] Fuutarou
    That's right.
[14:33] Fuutarou
    They keep running away.
[14:35] Fuutarou
    From me, and from studying.
[14:38] Fuutarou
    She's not getting away anymore.
[14:44] Miku
    Whoa, Uesugi-san.
[14:46] Fuutarou
    Y-Yotsuba?
[14:48] Miku
    You should watch where you're going.
[14:51] Fuutarou
    Have you seen Miku?
[14:53] Miku
    She ran that way.
[14:55] Fuutarou
    Thanks.
[14:57] Fuutarou
    Damn it, where'd she go?
[15:00] Yotsuba
    Whoa, Uesugi-san.
[15:02] Fuutarou
    Y-Yotsuba?
[15:03] Yotsuba
    You should watch where you're going.
[15:08] Yotsuba
    Uh...
[15:09] Fuutarou
    Sorry, Yotsuba.
[15:11] Fuutarou
    Stay calm and hear me out.
[15:13] Fuutarou
    Your doppelganger is over there.
[15:17] Yotsuba
    You're right!
[15:18] Yotsuba
    It's me!
[15:19] Fuutarou
    You're dead.
[15:22] Yotsuba
    I don't want to die!
[15:25] Yotsuba
    What should I eat for my last meal?
[15:27] Fuutarou
    Huh?
[15:28] Fuutarou
    Is it just me, or is that
    Yotsuba's hair kind of long?
[15:32] Fuutarou
    She took her ribbon off, too.
[15:34] Fuutarou
    And she put on headphones.
[15:36] Fuutarou
    It's Miku!
[15:38] Yotsuba
    Thank goodness.
[15:40] Fuutarou
    You tricky little brat!
[15:43] Fuutarou
    I'm sorry for deceiving you the other day!
[15:45] Fuutarou
    I spent the past two days
[15:47] Fuutarou
    going through every book about
    the Sengoku period in the library.
[15:53] Miku
    Liar.
[15:58] Itsuki
    So, anyway...
[16:01] Itsuki
    Huh?!
[16:04] Fuutarou
    I have confidence that I can
    talk to you as an equal now!
[16:13] Itsuki
    Warlord shiritori.
[16:15] Itsuki
    Ryuzoji Takanobu.
[16:21] Fuutarou
    Bu?
[16:22] Fuutarou
    "Fu" counts, too, right?
[16:24] Fuutarou
    Fukushima Masanori.
[16:26] Fuutarou
    Famous for being the most prominent
    of the Seven Spears of Shizugatake.
[16:33] Fuutarou
    Kanamori Nagachika.
[16:34] Miku
    Ka...
[16:35] Miku
    Kawajiri Hidetaka.
[16:38] Fuutarou
    Katakura Kojurou.
[16:40] Miku
    Uesugi Kagekatsu.
[16:43] Fuutarou
    Tsu... Tsuda Nobuzumi.
[16:46] Miku
    Mi... Miyoshi Nagayoshi.
[16:50] Fuutarou
    Shi... Shimazu Toyohisa.
[16:53] Miku
    Sa... Sanada Yukimura.
[16:56] Miku
    I can't keep this up.
[16:58] Fuutarou
    Ra...
[17:01] Miku
    Why are you so desperate?
[17:11] Fuutarou
    I didn't think you could keep up with me.
[17:15] Fuutarou
    Not bad.
[17:17] Miku
    Uh, I was the slowest runner in my class.
[17:23] Miku
    So hot.
[17:33] Fuutarou
    I-I'm thirsty.
[17:37] Fuutarou
    Jeez, does she not have any shame?
[17:48] Fuutarou
    Here.
[17:50] Fuutarou
    Sorry.
[17:52] Fuutarou
    You like this, don't you?
[17:54] Fuutarou
    110 yen is money I'd rather not spend,
[17:57] ---
    but there's no snot in it, of course.
[18:01] Fuutarou
    That's from the anecdote
    about Ishida Mitsunari
SIGN    Ishida Mitsunari
SIGN    Otani Yoshitsugu
[18:02] ---
    drinking tea with Otani
    Yoshitsugu's snot in it, right?
[18:07] Fuutarou
    You wouldn't believe how many
    books I read to find that story.
[18:12] Fuutarou
    Although, in the end,
[18:13] ---
    Yotsuba happened to be there,
    so she looked it up on her phone for me.
[18:19] Miku
    Yotsuba?
[18:21] Miku
    Did you tell Yotsuba that I like warlords?
[18:28] Fuutarou
    No, I didn't.
[18:30] Fuutarou
    Do you need to keep it a secret
    from your sisters, too?
[18:34] Miku
    I can't tell them because they're my sisters.
[18:37] Fuutarou
    Why not?
[18:39] Miku
    Of the five of us, I'm the biggest loser.
[18:43] Fuutarou
    You're doing great, compared
    to the rest of them.
[18:46] Fuutarou
    You scored the highest
    on that last exam, too.
[18:51] Miku
    You're so nice, Futaro.
[18:53] Fuutarou
    A-Although that's still not saying much.
[18:56] Miku
    I can kind of tell, though.
[19:00] Miku
    The other four can do anything I can.
[19:06] Miku
    We're quintuplets, after all.
[19:09] Fuutarou
    Hang on.
[19:11] Fuutarou
    If what Miku says is true...
[19:15] Miku
    So just give up on me, and...
[19:18] Fuutarou
    My job is to tutor the five of you.
[19:21] Fuutarou
    I'm going to make sure you
    and the others all study.
[19:26] Fuutarou
    I'm going to have the five of you graduate
    together with smiles on your faces.
[19:33] Miku
    Say what you want, but it's not happening.
[19:36] Miku
    The five of us can only score a 100 combined.
[19:40] Fuutarou
    Yeah.
[19:41] Fuutarou
    It's totally impossible.
[19:43] Fuutarou
    Or so I thought, until today.
[19:47] Fuutarou
    But now I'm confident,
    after what you just said.
[19:51] Fuutarou
    You're quintuplets.
[19:53] Fuutarou
    That means anything you can do,
    the other four can, too.
[19:56] Fuutarou
    Flip that around,
     and anything the other four can do,
[20:00] ---
    you can, too.
[20:03] Fuutarou
    Take a look at this.
[20:05] Fuutarou
    The exam results from last time.
[20:09] Fuutarou
    Do you notice anything?
[20:13] Miku
    None of us got the same answers right.
[20:17] Fuutarou
    Yup.
[20:18] Fuutarou
    You're still all problem students
    with an average grade of 20.
[20:22] Fuutarou
    But I see hope in this.
[20:25] Fuutarou
    What any one of you can do,
    all of you can do.
[20:29] Fuutarou
    Ichika, Nino, Yotsuba, and Itsuki.
[20:38] Fuutarou
    And you, too, Miku.
[20:41] Fuutarou
    I believe that all of you have the potential
    to score a 100 on your own.
[20:50] Miku
    Say what?
[20:52] Miku
    That's BS.
[20:54] Miku
    Seriously.
[21:00] Miku
    You're placing too much faith
    in the quintuplets thing.
[21:07] Fuutarou
    If only the other four were
    as positive as you are.
[21:10] Yotsuba
    I did call them, but...
[21:14] Yotsuba
    It's not "the other four," though.
[21:20] Yotsuba
    It's "the other three." Right, Miku?
[21:24] Fuutarou
    Hey!
[21:25] Fuutarou
    You came.... did... you?
SIGN    Sengoku Warlord Exam Problems
[21:44] Miku
    You put this idea in my head, Futaro.
[21:46] Miku
    That maybe...
SIGN    Uesugi Futaro
SIGN    Uesugi Futaro
[21:49] Miku
    Just maybe, I can do
    a little bit better, too.
SIGN    Uesugi Futaro
[21:53] Miku
    So...
[21:58] ---
    You'd better take responsibility.
[22:04] Fuutarou
    I got this.
SIGN    Eureka
[22:07] Yotsuba
    Is it Uesugi-san that you like?
SIGN    #02 Rooftop Confession
[22:17] Miku
    No way.
[22:19] Fuutarou
    Huh?
SIGN    Next Time on The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    #03 A Mountain of Problems
[23:51] Miku
    Quintuplet Trivia!
[23:52] Yotsuba
    Who has the best grades of the five of us?
[23:55] Yotsuba
    Miku!
[23:55] Miku
    The brains of the quintuplets.
[23:56] Miku
    The strategist.
[23:57] Yotsuba
    What's a strategist?
[23:58] Miku
    Someone who used their intellect
    to plan for Sengoku battles.
[24:02] Yotsuba
    She won't stop talking!

E3 - A Mountain of Problems

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[00:02] Fuutarou
    What the hell is this?
[00:04] Fuutarou
    Work, damn sensors!
[00:06] Fuutarou
    Shit, as if those sisters weren't bad enough,
[00:09] Fuutarou
    now you're getting in my way, too?
[00:12] Fuutarou
    Hey.
[00:14] Fuutarou
    I'm tutoring for the Nakanos on Floor 30.
[00:17] Fuutarou
    My name is Uesugi.
[00:19] Fuutarou
    The door here
[00:20] Fuutarou
    is broken.
[00:23] Fuutarou
    Hey.
[00:23] Miku
    What are you doing out here by yourself?
[00:26] Fuutarou
    Miku.
[00:27] Miku
    How haven't you heard of auto locks?
    They're everywhere nowadays.
[00:31] Miku
    You can punch in our apartment
    number on this keypad.
[00:35] Miku
    It'll call us.
[00:38] Fuutarou
    O-Of course I knew that.
[00:42] Fuutarou
    I messed up right off the bat.
[00:44] Fuutarou
    Not off to a good start.
[00:46] Fuutarou
    But...
[00:47] Miku
    What are you doing?
[00:49] Fuutarou
    Huh?
[00:50] Fuutarou
    O-Oh.
[00:53] Miku
    You're going to tutor us, aren't you?
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
[02:32] Itsuki
    So you had to come.
[02:36] Yotsuba
    Welcome, Uesugi-san!
[02:39] Fuutarou
    Hey.
[02:46] Ichika
    Uh...
[02:48] Ichika
    It should be around here somewhere.
[02:50] Yotsuba
    The white one, right?
[02:52] Ichika
    Sorry.
[02:54] Fuutarou
    Why are you in bed past noon?
[02:59] Yotsuba
    This is yours, Ichika?
[03:01] Yotsuba
    S-So grown-up.
[03:04] Ichika
    We have the same face.
[03:05] Ichika
    You'd probably look good in it, too.
[03:08] Ichika
    You should throw out the underwear
    you've had since elementary school.
[03:15] Yotsuba
    U-Uesugi-san's here!
[03:16] Yotsuba
    Shh!
[03:22] Yotsuba
    So...
[03:23] Yotsuba
    What do you think, Uesugi-san?
[03:26] Yotsuba
    Do you think I'd...
[03:28] Fuutarou
    I don't care. Just get changed.
[03:31] Fuutarou
    I don't need your opinion, anyway!
    I bet you know nothing about fashion!
[03:35] Fuutarou
    Okay, we're all set.
[03:38] Fuutarou
    Let's start studying.
[03:41] Ichika
    I think I'll watch.
[03:45] Miku
    Teach us Japanese history
    like you said you would.
[03:49] Itsuki
    I'm just going to be studying on
    my own here, so don't mind me.
[03:53] Fuutarou
    There are plenty of problems,
[03:54] ---
    but compared to the beginning,
    this is huge progress.
[03:57] ---
    Hey! Wait!
[03:59] Fuutarou
    They're human, too.
[04:01] Fuutarou
    Be nice to them, and we can
    reach an understanding.
[04:05] Fuutarou
    Okay, let's get started.
[04:08] Nino
    You're still here?
[04:10] Nino
    Still haven't given up on tutoring, huh?
[04:13] Nino
    I hope you don't fall asleep
    like you did last time.
[04:17] Fuutarou
    That was because you drugged me.
[04:21] Fuutarou
    Oh, shoot. Be nice.
[04:23] Fuutarou
    Gotta be nice.
[04:25] Fuutarou
    How about it?
[04:26] Fuutarou
    Would you like to join us, Nino?
[04:28] Nino
    Over my dead body.
[04:31] Fuutarou
    Guess I'll have to be content
    with four for now.
[04:35] Fuutarou
    All right. Let's go without her for today.
[04:37] Yotsuba
    Okay.
[04:38] Nino
    Oh yeah, Yotsuba,
[04:40] ---
    my acquaintance on the basketball team is
    looking for someone to fill in for a game.
[04:45] Nino
    You're pretty athletic.
    Why don't you go right now?
[04:49] Yotsuba
    R-Right now?
[04:51] Yotsuba
    Um...
[04:52] Yotsuba
    But...
[04:52] Nino
    Apparently, they only have five members,
    and one of them broke a bone.
[04:57] Nino
    They won't be able to play
    if they don't find someone.
[04:59] Nino
    I feel so bad for them.
[05:03] Fuutarou
    You wouldn't, would you?
[05:05] Nino
    They must have practiced so hard.
[05:07] Nino
    Poor team.
[05:10] Fuutarou
    Yotsuba?
[05:11] Yotsuba
    I'm sorry, Uesugi-san.
[05:12] Yotsuba
    I can't just abandon people in need!
[05:15] Fuutarou
    You're kidding me.
[05:17] Nino
    That girl doesn't know how to say no.
[05:20] Nino
    Didn't you say you had work at two, Ichika?
[05:23] Ichika
    Shoot, I forgot!
[05:28] Nino
    You too, Itsuki.
[05:29] Nino
    You should go to a quieter place,
    like the library or something.
[05:33] Itsuki
    That's a good idea.
[05:39] Fuutarou
    All right! Gather 'round, everyone!
[05:41] Fuutarou
    Let's start studying.
[05:43] Miku
    Face reality, Futaro.
    Everyone's gone already.
[05:49] Fuutarou
    Damn that Nino, always getting in my way...
[05:52] Fuutarou
    What's she trying to pull?
[05:55] Nino
    Huh?
[05:56] Nino
    You're still here, Miku?
[06:00] Nino
    You owe me a drink from when
    you accidentally drank mine.
[06:04] Miku
    I already bought it.
[06:06] Miku
    Okay, let's start the lesson.
[06:08] Fuutarou
    All right, let's switch gears.
SIGN    Matcha Soda
[06:11] Nino
    Matcha Soda?
[06:13] Nino
    Hey, Miku!
[06:16] Miku
    Where do we start?
[06:17] Fuutarou
    Why don't we start with
    the Kamakura period, then?
[06:21] Nino
    Since when have you two been so close?
[06:26] Nino
    So you have a thing for
    dull-looking guys, huh?
[06:30] Fuutarou
    That was savage! Take it back!
[06:32] Miku
    You're too hung up on looks, Nino.
[06:34] Fuutarou
    That was low-key savage, too!
[06:36] Nino
    What?
[06:37] Nino
    What's wrong with going
    for good-looking guys?
[06:39] Nino
    Are you telling me
    it's all about inner beauty?
[06:42] Miku
    What if I am?
[06:44] Nino
    I see.
[06:46] Nino
    It's because you don't care about appearances
    that you can go out dressed so shabbily.
[06:50] Miku
    And those pointy nails are
    supposed to be fashionable?
[06:53] Nino
    You wouldn't get it, would you?
[06:56] Miku
    I don't even want to.
[06:58] Fuutarou
    C-Come on, you two.
[06:59] Fuutarou
    You're sisters. Play nice.
[07:01] Fuutarou
    Do we really need to argue over
    inner or outer beauty right now?
[07:05] Miku
    I guess not.
[07:06] Miku
    Just stop being a nuisance.
[07:08] Nino
    A nuisance?!
SIGN    Guuurgle
[07:13] Nino
    Fine, then. Why don't we compete
    on "inner beauty," as you say?
[07:18] Nino
    Let's have a cooking battle
    to see who's more homely.
[07:21] Fuutarou
    Wh-Why?
[07:23] Nino
    If I win, no studying today.
[07:26] Fuutarou
    Y-You're not going to accept, right?
[07:29] Miku
    I'll end this quickly.
    Just sit and wait, Futaro.
[07:33] Fuutarou
    You sit down!
[07:41] Fuutarou
    Why is absolutely nothing going my way?
[07:44] Nino
    Ta-da!
[07:45] Nino
    A dutch baby with seasonal veggies and ham.
SIGN    Omurice
[07:48] Miku
    O-Omurice.
[07:52] Nino
    Well, it's up to you to
    judge which one's better.
[07:57] Miku
    Actually, never mind. I'll eat it myself.
[08:00] Nino
    You made it, so you might
    as well have him eat it.
[08:04] Fuutarou
    Thank you.
[08:32] ---
    Okay, yeah.
[08:34] Fuutarou
    Both are pretty good.
[08:37] Fuutarou
    It's true.
SIGN    Not a Gourmet
SIGN    Too Poor
[08:40] Fuutarou
    They're both good.
[08:42] Nino
    What?!
[08:42] Nino
    No way.
[08:51] Nino
    What the heck?
[08:52] Nino
    Lame.
[08:55] Fuutarou
    Jeez, that girl...
[09:01] Fuutarou
    It's gotten so late.
[09:03] Fuutarou
    We fell right into Nino's trap.
[09:07] Fuutarou
    I'll have to try again another time.
[09:09] Miku
    Sorry.
[09:10] Fuutarou
    But now it's all clear.
[09:13] Fuutarou
    I don't know why,
    but Nino especially hates me.
[09:18] Fuutarou
    I don't feel like I'll ever get to be
    on good terms with her.
[09:24] Miku
    You're wrong...
[09:26] Miku
    I think.
[09:29] Fuutarou
    Huh?
[09:32] Fuutarou
    Miku?
[09:33] Miku
    If you face her in good faith,
    she'll come around.
[09:37] Fuutarou
    In good faith?
[09:39] Fuutarou
    What am I supposed to do?
[09:41] Miku
    Don't ask me.
[09:45] Miku
    It's your job to figure that out.
[09:55] Fuutarou
    Face her in good faith...
[09:56] Fuutarou
    Good faith...
[10:00] Fuutarou
    Shoot.
[10:05] Fuutarou
    Uh...
[10:08] Miku
    What?
[10:09] Fuutarou
    Sorry, I forgot my flash cards.
[10:12] Miku
    I'm taking a shower.
    Feel free to come in and grab them.
[10:14] Fuutarou
    Wait, Miku, you're okay with that?
[10:28] Fuutarou
    P-Pardon me.
[10:44] Fuutarou
    M-Miku?!
[10:46] Fuutarou
    You're already out of the shower?!
[10:57] Fuutarou
    Come to think of it,
    she's not one to care about these things.
[11:01] Fuutarou
    I'll just grab my cards and leave.
[11:04] Nino
    Who's there?
[11:05] Nino
    Miku?
[11:09] Nino
    I thought you were going to take a bath.
[11:12] Nino
    It's free now.
[11:13] Fuutarou
    Nino!
[11:15] Nino
    My contacts are on the usual shelf.
    Could you get them for me?
[11:19] Fuutarou
    Her eyesight is so bad that she can't see me?
[11:22] Fuutarou
    Sh-Shit...
[11:23] Fuutarou
    What should I do, then?
[11:24] Fuutarou
    Good faith? If she finds out I'm here,
    there'll be no faith left!
SIGN    No Faith
[11:28] Fuutarou
    What do I do?
[11:29] Nino
    What?
[11:31] Nino
    Are you still mad about me
    messing with you at lunch?
[11:35] Fuutarou
    Sh-Shit!
[11:36] Fuutarou
    C-Contacts...
[11:37] Fuutarou
    Where are they?
[11:39] Fuutarou
    Here?
[11:41] Nino
    I just got carried away.
[11:45] Nino
    I feel bad about it, okay?
[11:49] Fuutarou
    Damn it, where are they?
[11:51] Nino
    What are you doing?
    That's not where they are.
[11:55] Nino
    They're on the shelf above.
[12:00] Nino
    Huh?
[12:01] Nino
    I though they were on this shelf.
[12:08] Fuutarou
    I can't face her now!
[12:11] Fuutarou
    I can't take any more!
[12:13] Fuutarou
    Run for it!
[12:15] Nino
    So you are mad.
[12:17] Nino
    It's his fault.
[12:19] Nino
    It's all his fault.
[12:20] Nino
    He keeps coming into our home
    just because Dad ordered it.
[12:25] Nino
    This home is for us five.
    There's no place for him here.
[12:33] Fuutarou
    Is she...
[12:36] Nino
    That's it!
[12:38] Nino
    From now on, he's banned from our place!
[12:46] Fuutarou
    Look out!
[12:47] Fuutarou
    Above you!
[12:57] Fuutarou
    At that point, I still didn't know...
[13:05] Nino
    Wh-Who's there?
[13:15] Ichika
    Thank you.
[13:18] Guy
    You were great as always today, Ichika-chan.
[13:21] Guy
    See you next time.
[13:23] Ichika
    Sure.
[13:25] Fuutarou
    I didn't know how hard it would be to
    face these five idiots one at a time.
[13:31] Girl
    Thanks so much.
[13:33] Girl
    You're so good, Nakano-san.
    We're lucky to have you.
[13:35] Girl
    Let's kill it next time, too.
[13:38] Girl B
    Hey, I want to ask you something...
[13:41] Girl C
    Would you be up for officially
    joining the basketball team?
[13:46] Fuutarou
    And I'd be taught a lesson, too.
[13:51] Miku
    It's because of what she said.
[13:54] (Flashback) Nino
    So you have a thing for
    dull-looking guys, huh?
[14:01] Miku
    It's not even true.
[14:04] Fuutarou
    That I'm a complete idiot, too.
[14:08] Nino
    I-Intruder!
[14:10] Fuutarou
    N-No!
[14:12] Fuutarou
    I just came to take something.
[14:14] Nino
    Take what?
[14:15] Nino
    Nudes of me?
[14:17] Nino
    You pervert!
[14:19] Nino
    Molester!
[14:20] Nino
    Voyeur!
[14:20] Fuutarou
    That's not what I meant!
[14:29] Itsuki
    You're the worst.
[14:34] Ichika
    Order in the court.
[14:36] Itsuki
    Your Honor, please have a look at this.
[14:39] Itsuki
    The defendant, a tutor,
[14:43] ---
    lost control of his urges in front
    of a young high school girl.
[14:48] Itsuki
    Defendant Uesugi...
    This is you in this photo, is it not?
[14:53] Fuutarou
    I-It's a false charge.
SIGN    Absent due
    to basketball
    team duties
[14:57] Nino
    Your Honor...
[14:58] Ichika
    Yes, Plaintiff Nino-kun.
[15:01] Nino
    This guy pretended to leave the apartment
[15:04] ---
    and waited for me to exit the shower.
[15:07] Fuutarou
    H-Hey!
[15:08] Fuutarou
    That's a fabrication!
[15:10] Nino
    For his heinous crimes, I request that he
    be barred permanently from entering here.
[15:16] Fuutarou
    Th-That's too much!
[15:18] Ichika
    I can't say I approve of your actions.
[15:21] Fuutarou
    Ichika...
[15:22] Fuutarou
    I just came to get something.
[15:25] Fuutarou
    Y-Your Honor?
[15:28] Miku
    Objection.
[15:30] Miku
    Futaro may look like a criminal,
    but he's innocent.
[15:33] Fuutarou
    What do you mean, I look like a criminal?
[15:37] Miku
    I let him in over the intercom.
[15:39] Miku
    There's a recording, too.
[15:41] Miku
    This was an unforeseen accident.
[15:44] Fuutarou
    Miku!
[15:45] Nino
    You're still taking his side?
[15:48] Nino
    This guy said it himself!
[15:50] Nino
    That he's here to take something!
SIGN    Take
SIGN    To take sneak shots!
[15:53] Miku
    You mean he forgot something,
    and he came to get it.
SIGN    Get
[15:59] Nino
    Your Honor, Miku is defending him
    due to her feelings for him.
[16:07] Miku
    N-No.
[16:09] Fuutarou
    I knew you would believe in me, Miku.
[16:13] Miku
    Don't come any closer.
[16:15] Fuutarou
    Huh?!
[16:17] Nino
    Are you acting like that
    because you're wary of him?
[16:20] Miku
    I'm not.
[16:21] Miku
    You're imagining things.
[16:23] Nino
    Just so you know, he saw me naked.
[16:26] Miku
    It's not like there's much to see.
[16:28] Nino
    Maybe not for you, but there is for me.
[16:31] Miku
    Our bodies are about the same.
[16:33] Itsuki
    N-Now's not the time to be arguing.
[16:35] Miku
    Shut up, Itsuki.
[16:37] Nino
    Also, delete that photo already.
[16:42] Itsuki
    Your Honor!
[16:43] Ichika
    There, there.
[16:46] Ichika
    Even if Miku were right, would you
    really end up in this position?
[16:51] Nino
    Ichika!
[16:52] Nino
    I knew you would understand.
[16:55] Nino
    This guy threw himself
    onto me out of nowhere.
[16:58] Fuutarou
    No, I was...
[16:59] Miku
    Futaro, is that true?
[17:02] Fuutarou
    Y-Yeah, but that was...
[17:04] Miku
    You're guilty.
[17:06] Miku
    Commit seppuku.
[17:07] Fuutarou
    M-Miku-san?!
[17:09] Fuutarou
    Shoot, I need to fight back.
[17:12] Fuutarou
    I'm going to lose my tutoring job.
[17:15] Fuutarou
    But can I get them to believe me?
[17:18] Fuutarou
    The shelves...
[17:19] Itsuki
    Some books fell off the the shelves,
[17:22] ---
    and he shielded Nino from them?
[17:27] Itsuki
    If you look carefully,
    you could see it that way.
[17:32] Itsuki
    Is that not it?
[17:34] Fuutarou
    Th-That's exactly it!
[17:36] Fuutarou
    Thanks, Itsuki.
[17:38] Itsuki
    I haven't done anything for you to thank me.
[17:41] Itsuki
    I'm just proposing a possible explanation.
[17:45] Miku
    True.
[17:47] Ichika
    Yeah, there's no way Futaro-kun
    would have the balls.
[17:50] Nino
    H-Hey!
[17:51] Nino
    Why are you talking like
    it's been resolved now?
[17:53] Nino
    Quit talking out of your ass!
[17:56] Miku
    Stop it, Nino.
[17:58] Nino
    How dare you?
[18:00] Ichika
    Come on, don't get so heated.
[18:03] Ichika
    We sisters used to get
    along so well, remember?
[18:09] Fuutarou
    That said, this happened
    because I was being careless.
[18:12] Fuutarou
    Sorry.
[18:14] Nino
    We used to?
[18:17] Nino
    I...
[18:19] Fuutarou
    Hey, Nino?
[18:25] Fuutarou
    She just left.
[18:27] Fuutarou
    Shouldn't we get her?
[18:31] Miku
    Let her be.
[18:35] Fuutarou
    I can finally go home and study.
[18:39] Raiha
    Hey! Dinner's ready!
SIGN    Uesugi Raiha
    
    Hello
SIGN    Inbox
[18:42] Raiha
    Get this, we're having
    your favorite: curry udon!
[18:49] Fuutarou
    Are they really okay with things as they are?
[18:53] Fuutarou
    Guess I shouldn't meddle too much
    in another family's issues.
[19:14] Nino
    God, you're so useless.
[19:16] Fuutarou
    What?
[19:18] Fuutarou
    She didn't bring her key,
[19:20] Fuutarou
    but she can't bring herself
    to ask the three girls inside?
[19:24] Nino
    What are you looking at?
[19:25] Nino
    I don't want to see your face anymore.
[19:29] Fuutarou
    I see.
[19:30] Fuutarou
    Well, sorry.
[19:32] Fuutarou
    She'd probably lash out if I helped her.
[19:35] Fuutarou
    Go ahead and wait by yourself.
[19:51] Nino
    What are you doing?
[19:52] Fuutarou
    There's a problem I just couldn't solve.
[19:56] Fuutarou
    I don't feel like going
    home until I solve it.
[20:00] Nino
    I see.
[20:01] Nino
    All you ever care about is studying.
    So stupid.
[20:04] Fuutarou
    Studying is stupid? That's a paradox.
[20:07] Fuutarou
    Wait, I guess you could say
     I'm studying because I'm stupid.
[20:10] Nino
    Shut up.
[20:13] Nino
    Everyone's so stupid. I hate them all.
[20:16] Fuutarou
    Everyone? Including your sisters?
[20:21] Fuutarou
    You're lying.
[20:23] Nino
    I'm not.
[20:24] Nino
    They've got to be crazy to let
    a creepy guy like you inside.
[20:29] Nino
    Our home...
[20:31] Fuutarou
    "This home is for us five.
    There's no place for him here."
[20:35] Fuutarou
    That's what you said.
[20:38] Nino
    Just shut up already.
[20:39] Fuutarou
    It can't be just because you hate me.
[20:43] Fuutarou
    You hate your sisters?
[20:45] Fuutarou
    Are you sure it's not the opposite?
[20:48] Fuutarou
    You love your four sisters, don't you?
[20:51] Fuutarou
    That's why you don't like
    an outsider like me.
[20:55] Nino
    What?
[20:57] Nino
    You're so incredibly wrong.
[21:00] Nino
    You think you understand me.
[21:03] Nino
    That could never happen.
[21:05] Nino
    Creep.
[21:12] Nino
    What? What's wrong with that?
[21:16] Nino
    I just...
[21:21] Fuutarou
    Nino, I know how you feel.
[21:24] Fuutarou
    I have a sister.
[21:26] Nino
    Yeah.
[21:28] Nino
    I didn't do anything wrong, did I?
[21:30] Nino
    This is so stupid. Why should I
    have to beat myself up over this?
[21:34] Nino
    I've made up my mind.
[21:39] Nino
    I'm not going to accept you.
[21:43] Nino
    Even if that makes the other girls hate me.
[21:52] Miku
    Nino, how long are you going to sit here?
[21:55] Miku
    Hurry up and get back inside.
[21:57] ---
    Miku?
[21:59] Miku
    You're here too, Futaro?
[22:01] Miku
    Perfect.
[22:02] Miku
    About tomorrow...
[22:02] Nino
    Let's head back, Miku.
[22:05] Miku
    But I still need to talk to him.
[22:07] Nino
    Forget it.
[22:12] Fuutarou
    It looks like it's going to get even harder.
[22:14] Fuutarou
    This is why I hate meddling too much.
SIGN    #03 A Mountain of Problems
SIGN    Next Time on The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    #04 A Day Off
[23:51] Miku
    Quintuplet Trivia!
[23:52] Miku
    Nino's in charge of the chores.
[23:54] Nino
    We're taking turns cooking
    from now on, though.
[23:56] Yotsuba
    Okay!
[23:56] Yotsuba
    How much water?
[23:57] Yotsuba
    Eyeball it!
[23:58] Nino
    You're fired!
[23:58] Itsuki
    Five cups of rice each.
[23:59] Nino
    You're fired!
[24:00] Ichika
    I ordered pizza!
[24:01] Nino
    You're fired!
[24:02] Miku
    I'm...
[24:02] Nino
    Fired!

E4 - Day Off

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[00:00] Radio
    It's a pleasant Sunday.
[00:02] Radio
    I hope you're having a good time.
[00:04] Radio
    There's going to be a fireworks
    festival in Higashi-cho today.
[00:08] Fuutarou
    I get the whole day off today.
[00:11] Fuutarou
    I'm going to forget about the quintuplets
    and study all I want!
[00:16] Fuutarou
    I should teach them this formula.
[00:19] Fuutarou
    This is a good problem.
    Even Yotsuba could learn from it.
[00:23] Fuutarou
    This one would be good for Miku.
[00:27] Fuutarou
    Wait, what the hell am I doing?!
[00:30] Fuutarou
    What am I, a tryhard tutor?!
[00:35] Fuutarou
    Is it a loan shark?
[00:38] Fuutarou
    If you're here for money, we don't have...
[00:41] Fuutarou
    any.
[00:47] Itsuki
    Why'd you close the door on me?
[00:48] Itsuki
    Open up!
[00:51] Fuutarou
    What?
[00:53] Itsuki
    There's something I need to give you.
[00:58] Itsuki
    My father left your pay with me.
[01:03] Sister
    You're turning Yukichi-san
    wrinkly with your sweat!
[01:07] Itsuki
    Five thousand yen a day for each of us.
[01:09] Itsuki
    That's fifty thousand yen for two days.
[01:13] Sister
    Mom, Onii-chan made it.
[01:16] Fuutarou
    Holy cow. We'll be able to pay off
    the loans in no time.
[01:21] Itsuki
    Well, I'll be leaving now.
[01:24] Fuutarou
    I can't accept this.
[01:28] Fuutarou
    Sure, I did go to your place twice.
[01:31] Fuutarou
    But I didn't do anything.
[01:36] Itsuki
    Are you sure?
[01:37] Itsuki
    What about the sexual harassment?
[01:39] Sister
    Onii-chan!
[01:40] Fuutarou
    I thought we cleared that up!
[01:42] Itsuki
    I don't think it's true
    that you've done nothing.
[01:47] Itsuki
    Your presence is beginning to change
    something in the five of us.
[01:52] Fuutarou
    The five of you?
[01:55] Itsuki
    I made a mistake.
[01:57] Itsuki
    The four of them.
[01:58] Itsuki
    A-Anyway, I won't take this back.
[02:01] Itsuki
    Use it however you like.
[02:08] Fuutarou
    Raiha, is there anything you want?
[02:18] Sister
    Onii-chan!
[02:19] Sister
    The coins!
[02:22] Fuutarou
    Way to go!
[02:23] Fuutarou
    So why are you here?
[02:25] Itsuki
    What choice did I have?
[02:28] (Flashback) Sister
    I want to try going to the arcade!
[02:31] (Flashback) Sister
    You'll come too, won't you, Itsuki-san?
[02:33] (Flashback) Sister
    Please?
[02:36] Fuutarou
    You should have said no.
[02:37] Itsuki
    How could I? She's too cute.
[02:40] Fuutarou
    I hear ya!
[02:42] Fuutarou
    Bring it on!
[02:43] Itsuki
    Here I go.
[02:50] Sister
    Over here!
[02:51] Sister
    Hey!
[03:04] Itsuki
    Raiha-chan's enjoying herself.
[03:07] Fuutarou
    Raiha has a hard time
    because of our family situation.
[03:11] Fuutarou
    I'm sure there are many
    more things she'd like to do.
[03:15] Fuutarou
    I want to grant all of her wishes.
[03:18] Sister
    Onii-chan! Itsuki-san!
[03:22] Sister
    I want to do that one with
    the two of you before we go.
[03:29] Fuutarou
    A-Actually, that one looks more...
[03:36] Itsuki
    All of her wishes, right?
[03:40] Fuutarou
    On second thought, I'm going to pass.
[03:42] Sister
    You aren't getting away.
[03:44] Sister
    You scoot in too, Itsuki-san.
[03:45] Itsuki
    O-Okay.
[03:48] Sister
    It's like a family photo.
SIGN    Itsuki-san
SIGN    Raiha
SIGN    Onii-chan
[03:56] Fuutarou
    What kind of face is that?
[03:58] Itsuki
    You're one to talk.
[04:00] Sister
    Onii-chan, Itsuki-san, thank you.
[04:03] Sister
    I'll cherish this for the rest of my life.
[04:15] Fuutarou
    And there goes my Sunday.
[04:18] Fuutarou
    No, I still have the evening.
[04:21] Fuutarou
    All of you had better study tonight, too.
[04:25] Itsuki
    I should get going.
[04:27] Fuutarou
    Something's fishy.
[04:29] Fuutarou
    You have homework.
[04:30] Fuutarou
    Have you finished it?
[04:32] Itsuki
    Stop following me!
[04:35] Sister
    Onii-chan, I see four Itsuki-sans.
[04:41] Yotsuba
    Oh, Uesugi-san?
[04:43] Nino
    Why are you with him, Itsuki?!
[04:47] Ichika
    Were you in the middle of a date?
[04:49] Ichika
    Sorry.
[04:50] Ichika
    We aren't!
[04:53] Yotsuba
    Are you Uesugi-san's kid sister?
[04:55] Sister
    Yes.
[04:57] Yotsuba
    Let's go see the fireworks together.
[05:00] Sister
    Fireworks?
[05:02] Fuutarou
    Hang on a second.
[05:03] Fuutarou
    I have plans to study.
[05:05] Fuutarou
    You all have homework, too.
[05:08] Sister
    Onii-chan...
[05:11] Sister
    Please?
[05:15] Fuutarou
    Sure, we can go.
[05:17] Fuutarou
    But only...
[05:18] Fuutarou
    after...
[05:19] Fuutarou
    all of you...
[05:21] Fuutarou
    finish...
[05:23] Fuutarou
    your homework!
[05:24] ---
    Jeez!
[05:26] Nino
    We're gonna miss the start of the fireworks!
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    Yakisoba
SIGN    Okonomiyaki
SIGN    Shaved Ice
[07:09] Nino
    Finally done!
[07:11] Sister
    Good work, everyone.
[07:12] Yotsuba
    When are the fireworks starting again?
[07:15] Itsuki
    They're from 7 PM to 8 PM.
[07:18] ---
    I'm going to check out the stalls!
[07:22] Fuutarou
    Why are they so excited?
[07:26] Yotsuba
    Want to try catching goldfish?
[07:28] Sister
    Yeah!
[07:29] Sister
    I'm in!
[07:35] Fuutarou
    Well, at least they did
    their homework for once.
[07:41] Fuutarou
    Is that how badly
    they want to see the fireworks?
[07:44] Itsuki
    What's with that unfestive
    look on your face?
[07:54] Itsuki
    S-Stop staring at me.
[07:57] Fuutarou
    Who are you?
[07:59] Fuutarou
    You girls are hard enough
    to tell apart as it is.
[08:02] Fuutarou
    Don't go changing your hairstyle.
[08:03] Itsuki
    It's me, Itsuki.
[08:05] Itsuki
    And I'm free to do my hair however I please!
[08:10] Ichika
    That won't do.
[08:12] Ichika
    When a girl changes her hairstyle,
[08:14] Ichika
    you have to compliment her.
[08:17] Ichika
    Hey, don't you want to find out if girls
    truly wear nothing under their yukatas?
[08:21] Fuutarou
    That was a long time ago.
[08:23] Fuutarou
    I already know.
[08:25] Ichika
    Are you sure about that?
[08:29] Itsuki
    Ichika!
[08:31] Ichika
    I'm just playing!
[08:34] Fuutarou
    Ugh.
[08:35] Itsuki
    Well? Did I get your heart racing a bit?
[08:41] Nino
    What are you all doing here?
[08:44] Nino
    Let's go, Ichika.
[08:46] Ichika
    Sorry, I got a call.
[08:48] Ichika
    Yes.
[08:50] Ichika
    What? Tonight?
[08:54] Nino
    And you know...
[08:56] Nino
    It was supposed to be just the
    five of us here for the fireworks.
[08:59] Nino
    Why are you here?
[09:02] Fuutarou
    I'm just here with my sister.
[09:04] Sister
    Onii-chan.
[09:06] Sister
    Look, look.
[09:08] Sister
    Yotsuba-san caught all these for me.
[09:13] Fuutarou
    Couldn't you have held back a little?
[09:17] Yotsuba
    Seeing Raiha-chan, I couldn't
    help but want to get her a gift.
[09:22] Sister
    She bought me this, too.
SIGN    Super Fireworks Set
[09:24] Fuutarou
    That's the last thing we need today!
[09:27] Sister
    I just couldn't wait.
[09:30] Fuutarou
    Did you say thank you to Yotsuba?
[09:34] Sister
    Thank you, Yotsuba-san.
[09:36] Sister
    I love you.
SIGN    Hnnnngh
[09:40] Fuutarou
    You're so cute, Raiha-chan!
[09:42] Fuutarou
    I want to make you my sister!
[09:45] Fuutarou
    Wait a second.
[09:46] Fuutarou
    If I married Uesugi-san,
    we'd legally be sisters.
[09:52] Nino
    Do you realize what you're saying?
[09:56] Nino
    And you better not get any
    weird ideas about Yotsuba!
[09:58] Fuutarou
    I have none!
[10:01] Fuutarou
    Sorry!
[10:03] Miku
    I-It's fine.
[10:05] Ichika
    Thanks for waiting.
[10:07] Ichika
    Okay, let's go.
[10:11] Fuutarou
    Are you going somewhere?
[10:12] Miku
    Nino rented out a shop's rooftop.
[10:15] Fuutarou
    Rented out?
    What are you, the bourgeoisie?!
[10:20] Nino
    Hang on a second.
[10:22] Nino
    We've come out to a festival,
[10:24] ---
    and we aren't going to buy the thing?
SIGN    Yakitori
SIGN    Takoyaki
SIGN    Okonomiyaki
[10:27] Miku
    She's right. We haven't bought the thing.
[10:29] Ichika
    Are you talking about the thing?
[10:31] Itsuki
    Was there a food stand selling the thing?
[10:32] Nino
    I can't wait to have the thing!
[10:35] Fuutarou
    What's the thing?
[10:37] Nino
    Ready, and...
[10:38] Nino
    Candy apples!
[10:38] Yotsuba
    Chocolate bananas!
[10:38] Itsuki
    Yakisoba!
[10:38] Miku
    Ningyouyaki!
[10:38] Ichika
    Shaved ice!
[10:42] Ichika
    Let's go buy it all!
[10:45] Fuutarou
    I'm starting to wonder
    if you're really quintuplets.
[10:53] Fuutarou
    Raiha, stay close, or you'll get lost.
[10:57] Fuutarou
    Hold on here.
[10:58] Sister
    Okay.
[11:02] Itsuki
    That shop owner.... I don't like him.
[11:06] (Flashback) Shop
    I'll give ya some freebies, pretty lady.
[11:10] Itsuki
    What was that about?!
[11:12] Itsuki
    We're identical!
[11:14] Miku
    Being quints is complicated.
[11:17] Yotsuba
    Raiha-chan.
[11:19] Yotsuba
    Want to go play ring toss?
[11:21] Sister
    I do!
[11:22] Fuutarou
    Don't get lost.
[11:25] Itsuki
    Yakisoba, yakisoba!
[11:27] Itsuki
    Hurry up, guys!
[11:29] Fuutarou
    Nino's pumped.
SIGN    Takoyaki
[11:32] Fuutarou
    You all seem pretty excited, too.
[11:35] Fuutarou
    Why? Fireworks shows happen every year.
[11:37] Miku
    Fireworks were a big part of
    memories we shared with our mom.
[11:42] Miku
    She loved the fireworks, so we
    all went together every year.
[11:47] Miku
    Every year, even after Mom went away.
[11:54] Miku
    For us, fireworks are special.
[11:57] Fuutarou
    I see.
[12:00] Fuutarou
    No wonder she's so gung-ho.
[12:03] Announcement
    Thank you all for waiting.
[12:05] Announcement
    The fireworks are about to begin.
[12:09] Nino
    Guys....
[12:10] Girl
    The fireworks are starting.
[12:12] Boy
    Hurry.
[12:15] Nino
    Wait, where'd everyone go?
[12:19] Nino
    Ow.
[12:19] Nino
    Who stepped on my foot?
[12:21] Nino
    Yotsuba!
[12:22] Nino
    Ichika!
[12:24] Nino
    Itsuki!
[12:25] Nino
    Miku!
[12:30] Fuutarou
    Grab on.
[12:35] Nino
    Wh-What?
[12:37] Fuutarou
    We'll never get anywhere standing here.
[12:39] Fuutarou
    Take me to the shop you rented out.
[12:41] Nino
    Just so you know, you're not invited.
[12:43] Fuutarou
    I know, I know. Let's go.
[12:47] Fuutarou
    Aren't the five of you going to
    watch the fireworks together?
[13:02] Fuutarou
    Here?
[13:03] Nino
    Yeah.
[13:04] Nino
    On the roof of this building.
[13:10] Nino
    Everyone must be here already.
[13:24] Nino
    Oh, shoot.
[13:27] Nino
    Come to think of it, I'm the only
    one who knows where the shop is.
SIGN    Fireworks Show Ends In
[13:40] Fuutarou
    There's a theory that Tokugawa Ieyasu
    was the first to see fireworks in Japan.
[13:45] Fuutarou
    Fireworks were invented in China,
    but they went through Europe
[13:47] ---
    and arrived in Japan's Tanegashima
    along with firearms.
[13:50] Nino
    This is utterly boring.
[13:52] Nino
    What did I do to deserve having to
    watch the fireworks with you?
[13:56] Fuutarou
    It's your fault!
[13:57] Nino
    I can't get a hold of them
    on their phones, either.
[14:00] Nino
    I worked so hard to finish my homework, too.
[14:03] Nino
    Why is this happening?
SIGN    Yotsuba
SIGN    Incoming call
[14:09] Nino
    Yotsuba?
[14:10] Nino
    Where are you?
[14:13] Nino
    The clock tower?
[14:16] Nino
    Yeah. Got it.
[14:18] Nino
    I'll come get you. Stay there.
[14:21] Nino
    Jeez!
[14:23] Nino
    Your sister's fine.
[14:24] Nino
    She's with Yotsuba.
[14:26] Fuutarou
    Okay.
[14:26] Nino
    Don't just stand there. Call them!
[14:29] Fuutarou
    Right.
SIGN    Uesugi Raiha
SIGN    Dad
[14:35] Fuutarou
    Nope! This phone's useless!
[14:37] Nino
    You're useless!
[14:40] Fuutarou
    Huh?
[14:42] Fuutarou
    Isn't that Ichika?
[14:47] Nino
    You're right.
[14:51] Nino
    Why? The network's acting up again.
[14:54] (Flashback) Miku
    Fireworks were a big part of
    memories we shared with our mom.
[15:01] Fuutarou
    Wait here.
[15:02] Fuutarou
    I'll go get everyone.
[15:08] Fuutarou
    I don't want to be alone with you anyway.
[15:12] Nino
    Neither do I.
[15:16] Nino
    Never mind.
[15:17] Nino
    Go get them for me.
[15:29] Fuutarou
    Ichika!
[15:35] Fuutarou
    Good.
[15:37] Fuutarou
    Nino's waiting.
[15:38] Fuutarou
    Let's go back to the shop.
[15:43] Man
    Who are you?
[15:45] Fuutarou
    Who are you*?*
[15:48] Man
    What's your relationship with Ichika-chan?
[15:53] Fuutarou
    Relationship?
[15:54] Fuutarou
    I'm her...
[15:55] Fuutarou
    Uh...
[15:57] Fuutarou
    Friend?
[15:58] Fuutarou
    Teacher?
[15:59] Fuutarou
    Associate?
[16:00] Fuutarou
    Acquaintance?
[16:02] Fuutarou
    Right.
[16:04] Fuutarou
    I'm her acquaintance.
[16:09] Fuutarou
    I'm her acquaintance!
[16:14] Fuutarou
    What are you doing, Ichika?
[16:17] Miku
    Futaro.
[16:19] Fuutarou
    Ichi—
[16:21] Fuutarou
    Miku.
[16:22] Fuutarou
    Thank goodness.
[16:23] Fuutarou
    I'm surprised you managed to find me.
[16:26] Miku
    Well, you were sticking out
    like a sore thumb.
[16:29] Fuutarou
    Oh, right.
[16:29] Fuutarou
    I have to go after Ichika.
[16:31] Fuutarou
    Come with me.
[16:33] Miku
    Wait.
[16:34] Miku
    Ow...
[16:36] Miku
    Someone stepped on my foot.
[16:41] Miku
    You go ahead, Futaro.
[16:43] Fuutarou
    Hop on my back.
[16:53] Fuutarou
    Miku, can you see Ichika from up there?
[16:57] Miku
    Ichika?
[16:59] Miku
    I can't.
[17:00] Miku
    You aren't actually going to chase
    after her like this, are you?
[17:08] Fuutarou
    You're heavy, so I can't chase after her.
[17:16] Fuutarou
    Does that help?
[17:20] Miku
    Thanks.
[17:21] Fuutarou
    Huh? Is she angry?
[17:24] Yotsuba
    Want me to buy you some takoyaki, Raiha-chan?
[17:27] Yotsuba
    Oh, there's yakisoba over there.
[17:29] Yotsuba
    And okonomiyaki that way!
[17:35] Sister
    Yotsuba-san, we have to stay here.
[17:42] Sister
    Here.
[17:43] Sister
    This'll keep you going.
[17:48] Yotsuba
    I owe you.
[17:50] Miku
    So, did you really see Ichika?
[17:54] Fuutarou
    Yeah.
[17:56] Fuutarou
    She definitely noticed me,
[17:59] ---
    but she took off with
    some dude with a mustache.
[18:02] Fuutarou
    Any idea who it might have been?
[18:03] Miku
    No.
[18:06] Miku
    I think I've seen her getting out of
    some mustachioed man's car.
[18:13] Fuutarou
    Say what?
[18:14] Fuutarou
    I hope there's nothing sketchy
    going on between them.
[18:17] Fuutarou
    Well, not that I care.
[18:19] Fuutarou
    Forty minutes left.
[18:20] Fuutarou
    What is she up to?
[18:23] Fuutarou
    The fireworks are going to be over
    before you five get together.
[18:28] Miku
    You're being helpful, even though
    this has nothing to do with studying.
[18:31] Miku
    I wouldn't expect that from you.
[18:33] Fuutarou
    That's rude.
[18:34] Fuutarou
    I'm invested in this now.
[18:38] Fuutarou
    Besides, I watched you all
    desperately do your homework for this.
[18:45] Fuutarou
    Can you walk?
[18:49] Miku
    Yeah.
[18:51] Lady
    Pardon us.
[18:53] Lady
    We're surveying people who came
    to see the the fireworks today.
[18:57] Lady
    What is the relationship
    between the two of you?
[19:02] (Flashback) Man
    What's your relationship with Ichika-chan?
[19:06] Lady B
    Oh, I guess there was no need to ask.
[19:09] Lady B
    The two of them are a couple.
[19:12] Lady
    Right.
[19:13] Miku
    W-We aren't in a relationship.
[19:18] Lady
    But that's clearly what it looks like.
[19:27] Fuutarou
    Th-This is...
[19:29] Miku
    It's not like that.
[19:31] Miku
    The two of us are friends.
[19:33] Fuutarou
    We're just acquaintances.
[19:37] Fuutarou
    Or should I just say schoolmates?
[19:41] Fuutarou
    I guess that isn't quite enough.
[19:44] Lady
    I-I see.
[19:44] Fuutarou
    Close acquaintances?
[19:46] Fuutarou
    A client?
[19:46] Lady
    Pardon us.
[19:48] Miku
    Futaro.
[19:49] Fuutarou
    Huh?
[19:54] Fuutarou
    Wh-What?
[19:58] Miku
    Never mind.
[20:00] Miku
    It's nothing.
[20:05] Miku
    Futaro.
[20:07] Miku
    Look.
[20:10] Fuutarou
    Wait here.
[20:11] Fuutarou
    I'll go get her.
[20:15] Fuutarou
    Itsuki!
[20:19] Itsuki
    Oh, it's you.
[20:21] Fuutarou
    Couldn't you hide your
    disappointment a little?
[20:25] Fuutarou
    Miku's resting over there.
[20:27] Fuutarou
    Let's meet up with her.
[20:29] Itsuki
    Sure.
[20:30] Fuutarou
    Now we're just missing Ichika.
[20:35] Fuutarou
    Can I ask you something?
[20:37] Fuutarou
    What's our relationship?
[20:40] Itsuki
    What's with that creepy question?
[20:44] Itsuki
    Let's see...
[20:45] Itsuki
    At the very most,
[20:47] Itsuki
    we're complete strangers.
[20:49] Fuutarou
    At the very most?!
[20:52] Itsuki
    Besides, you don't need to ask me.
[20:56] Itsuki
    You already have the answer to that question.
[21:05] Itsuki
    Never mind that. We need to find Ichika.
[21:07] Itsuki
    Where has she gone?
[21:11] Ichika
    Thank goodness.
[21:13] Ichika
    You found Itsuki-chan.
[21:16] Fuutarou
    Ichi—
[21:19] Ichika
    Over here.
[21:21] Ichika
    Did you see the fireworks?
    Aren't they awesome?
[21:23] Fuutarou
    Hey, where are we going?
    Aren't you going to watch with the others?
[21:28] Ichika
    Just come with me.
[21:37] Itsuki
    Uesugi-kun?!
[21:45] Ichika
    Anyway, don't tell anyone
    about what happened earlier.
[21:51] Ichika
    I can't watch the fireworks
    with the rest of you.
SIGN    #04 A Day Off
SIGN    Fireworks Show Ends In
SIGN    Next Time on The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    #05 Five Fifths
[23:50] Ichika
    Quintuplet Trivia!
[23:52] Fuutarou
    I shall be announcing the sum of
    the quintuplets' breast sizes.
[23:54] Itsuki
    What's wrong with this robot?
[23:56] Nino
    Eighty-eight times five
    makes 444 centimeters, right?
[23:59] Fuutarou
    Four hundred forty-one centimeters.
[24:01] Itsuki
    Four hundred forty-one centimeters?
[24:02] Ichika
    Okay, that's enough of that!

E5 - Five Fifths

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[00:15] Yotsuba
    It's so pretty.
[00:16] Sister
    I know.
[00:23] Miku
    What's taking Futaro so long?
[00:28] (Flashback) Fuutarou
    We're just acquaintances.
[00:34] Ichika
    When a girl changes her hairstyle,
    you have to compliment her.
[00:53] Ichika
    I just got called in for urgent work.
[00:57] Ichika
    So I can't watch the fireworks.
[01:05] Ichika
    Besides, y'know, we all look the same.
    It won't matter if one of us isn't there.
[01:09] Fuutarou
    That's a bit of a stretch.
[01:11] Ichika
    Sorry, someone's waiting for me.
[01:13] Fuutarou
    Hey.
[01:14] Fuutarou
    Tell me what's going on.
[01:18] Ichika
    Why?
[01:21] Ichika
    Why are you going out of your way for us?
[01:26] Ichika
    Because you're our tutor?
[01:29] Fuutarou
    Good question!
[01:31] Ichika
    Why?
[01:33] Fuutarou
    You're right!
[01:34] Fuutarou
    Like, objectively speaking, why am I
     poking my nose into your business?
[01:39] Ichika
    Okay, well, that's that.
[01:43] Ichika
    Shoot.
[01:45] Ichika
    This is bad.
[01:46] Ichika
    My coworker's here.
[01:49] Ichika
    I snuck out without letting them know.
[01:51] Ichika
    I'm going to be in trouble.
[01:56] Fuutarou
    Huh?
[01:57] Fuutarou
    Wasn't that the guy with you earlier?
[01:59] Ichika
    Oh, no! He's coming this way!
[02:04] Fuutarou
    H-Hey!
[02:09] Guy
    Huh?
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
[04:03] Guy
    Down we go.
[04:04] Fuutarou
    You're sitting there?!
[04:07] Fuutarou
    Hey, how long do we have to keep this up?
[04:11] Ichika
    Just a little longer, sorry.
[04:16] Ichika
    I wonder if we look like
    we're in a relationship.
[04:20] Fuutarou
    W-Well, this is Japan, not the west.
[04:24] Fuutarou
    I think you'd have to be in a relationship
     to be in this situation.
[04:28] Ichika
    We're just friends, though.
[04:30] Ichika
    I feel like I'm doing something bad.
[04:35] Fuutarou
    We're friends?
[04:38] Ichika
    Um...
[04:39] Ichika
    I think it'd be a bit much to say
    we're more than friends after just one hug.
[04:43] Fuutarou
    N-No, I mean...
[04:45] Fuutarou
    I'm just a teacher for hire.
[04:47] Fuutarou
    If it weren't for that, I don't think
    we would've ever crossed paths.
[04:51] Fuutarou
    So it doesn't feel right
    to call ourselves friends.
[04:56] Ichika
    What the heck? You're way too fussy.
[04:59] Ichika
    And here I thought we were friends.
[05:02] Ichika
    I guess you don't, huh?
[05:05] Ichika
    That hurts.
[05:06] Fuutarou
    No, I...
[05:10] Fuutarou
    Back then...
[05:12] (Flashback) Miku
    The two of us are friends.
[05:13] (Flashback) Fuutarou
    We're just acquaintances.
[05:17] Fuutarou
    Did that hurt Miku, too?
[05:22] Guy
    Hello?
[05:24] Guy
    Yes, I'm sorry.
[05:27] Guy
    We just ran into some trouble.
[05:29] Guy
    I assure you this won't happen during filming!
[05:31] Fuutarou
    Filming?
[05:33] Fuutarou
    Is your job...
[05:35] Ichika
    That guy's actually a cameraman.
[05:37] Guy
    I understand.
[05:38] Ichika
    I work with him.
[05:42] Fuutarou
    As a camera assistant?
[05:46] Ichika
    Yeah.
[05:48] Ichika
    I try to come up with ways
    to make a better shot.
[05:52] Ichika
    It's what I love doing more
    than anything right now.
[05:57] Fuutarou
    Do you really have time for that?
[05:59] Fuutarou
    If you girls don't focus on studying,
    you might not even make it to college.
[06:06] Ichika
    Why do you study, Futaro-kun?
[06:12] Fuutarou
    "Why"?
[06:15] Fuutarou
    Well...
[06:17] Guy
    Ichika-chan!
[06:18] Fuutarou
    Shoot!
[06:19] Guy
    Found you!
[06:22] Guy
    What are you doing here?
[06:24] Guy
    Come on!
[06:27] Miku
    U-Um...
[06:31] Ichika
    Miku?!
[06:32] Ichika
    Did he get us mixed up?
SIGN    Itsuki
SIGN    Incoming Call
[06:44] Nino
    Itsuki? Where are you?
[06:46] Itsuki
    I don't know.
[06:47] Itsuki
    I've gotten lost.
[06:49] Itsuki
    I don't think I can join you
    for the fireworks.
[06:52] Nino
    Don't give me that wimpy talk.
[06:54] Nino
    Listen, I'm going to...
[06:59] Nino
    I'm not giving up.
[07:02] Nino
    The five of us are going to
    watch the fireworks together!
[07:08] Fuutarou
    There.
[07:09] Fuutarou
    They're over there.
[07:12] Fuutarou
    Have you called her?
[07:13] Ichika
    I can't get through.
[07:15] Fuutarou
    Why did you sneak out of work like that?
[07:20] Ichika
    I don't want to tell you!
[07:21] Ichika
    It seems we aren't even friends, anyway.
[07:25] Fuutarou
    I know I said that, but...
[07:28] Fuutarou
    Why do I even bother to ask?
[07:32] Fuutarou
    It doesn't matter to me what they do.
[07:35] Fuutarou
    It doesn't matter!
[07:37] (Flashback) Man
    What's your relationship with Ichika-chan?
[07:40] (Flashback) Miku
    It's nothing.
[07:42] (Flashback) Itsuki
    You don't need to ask me.
[07:47] Ichika
    Futaro-kun?
[07:51] (Flashback) Itsuki
    You already have the answer to that question.
[08:07] Miku
    Um...
[08:08] Miku
    I'm not Ichika.
[08:27] Guy
    You're that guy from earlier!
[08:29] Guy
    What do you want?!
[08:32] Guy
    Who are you to her?!
[08:36] Fuutarou
    I'm...
[08:39] Fuutarou
    I can't say what we have is a friendship,
[08:42] ---
    but the word I blurted out
    that day sounds the closest.
[08:49] Fuutarou
    I'm her...
[08:51] Fuutarou
    I'm their...
[08:55] Fuutarou
    partner.
[08:57] Fuutarou
    I want them back.
[09:02] Guy
    What on earth are you talking about?!
[09:05] Fuutarou
    Take a good look. This isn't Ichika.
[09:07] Miku
    Um...
[09:08] Guy
    I'd never confuse her for anyone else.
[09:11] Guy
    She's our precious young actress.
[09:13] Guy
    Let go of her!
[09:21] Guy
    Two Ichika-chans?!
[09:23] Miku
    Young actress?
[09:26] Fuutarou
    That's the film work you do?
[09:33] Sister
    Yotsuba-san, the fireworks
    are going to end soon.
[09:37] Yotsuba
    Don't worry.
[09:40] Yotsuba
    The five of us have different tastes
    in clothes, food, colors, and stuff,
[09:46] ---
    but we've always been
    one at heart in the end.
[09:50] Yotsuba
    So I'm sure we'll watch fireworks together.
[09:55] Sister
    Okay.
[09:56] Guy
    Ichika...
[09:58] Guy
    Ichika-chan...
[09:59] Fuutarou
    An actress?
[10:00] Guy
    A quintuplet?!
[10:02] Fuutarou
    Seriously?
[10:02] Fuutarou
    Seriously?
[10:03] Guy
    O-Oh right, we have to get to work.
[10:06] Guy
    Let's go, Ichika-chan.
[10:09] Fuutarou
    Hold up.
[10:11] Guy
    I'm really sorry I got the wrong person.
[10:15] Guy
    But Ichika-chan has a really
    important audition now.
[10:19] Fuutarou
    What?
[10:21] Fuutarou
    Ichika, are you really
    ditching the fireworks?
[10:24] Itsuki
    Tell the others I'm sorry.
[10:27] Guy
    Let's hurry.
[10:29] Fuutarou
    Ichika!
[10:31] Miku
    Futaro, go with Ichika.
[10:34] Fuutarou
    Miku...
[10:35] Fuutarou
    But I can't leave you by yourself here.
[10:39] Miku
    I'll be fine now.
[10:44] Fuutarou
    Now what?
[10:45] Yotsuba
    It looks like you're in a pinch.
[10:48] Sister
    Sure does.
[10:49] Fuutarou
    Y-You!
[11:01] Fuutarou
    Ichika!
[11:06] Itsuki
    Futaro-kun.
[11:08] Fuutarou
    Where'd the mustache guy go?
[11:10] Itsuki
    He went to get the car.
[11:13] Fuutarou
    You really don't plan to go back?
[11:17] Itsuki
    I'll ask you again, Futaro-kun.
[11:20] Itsuki
    Why are you going out of your way for us
    when you're just a tutor?
[11:25] Fuutarou
    Because we're partners in
    a cooperative relationship.
[11:38] Fuutarou
    A script?
[11:39] Itsuki
    I was recruited by my current boss
    six months ago.
[11:42] Itsuki
    Ever since, I've been playing
    minor roles every now and then.
[11:46] Itsuki
    I just got news that there's an audition
    for a major role in a pretty big movie.
[11:52] Itsuki
    I might finally be making my official debut.
[11:56] Fuutarou
    Is that what you want to do?
[11:58] Itsuki
    Yeah.
[11:59] Itsuki
    Hey, since you're here,
    why don't you be my practice partner?
[12:02] Itsuki
    You're playing the male character.
[12:04] Fuutarou
    Why me?
[12:05] Itsuki
    We're in a cooperative
    relationship, remember?
[12:09] Fuutarou
    I'm only going to read the script.
[12:11] Itsuki
    Yay!
[12:15] Fuutarou
    Okay.
[12:16] Fuutarou
    Here we go.
[12:20] Itsuki
    Okay. If you would.
[12:24] Fuutarou
    C-Congratulations on your graduation.
[12:26] Itsuki
    Sensei, thank you for everything.
[12:31] Itsuki
    When I met you in that classroom,
    for the first time, I...
[12:39] Itsuki
    Sensei,
[12:41] ---
    I'm glad you were my teacher.
[12:44] Itsuki
    I'm glad I was your student.
[12:54] Itsuki
    Huh?
[12:55] Itsuki
    Wait, were you moved by my acting?
[12:59] Fuutarou
    I never thought I'd get to hear you say
    you were glad I was your teacher.
[13:04] Itsuki
    That's what got you?
[13:06] Itsuki
    It's the boss's car.
[13:10] Itsuki
    Okay, see you.
[13:12] Itsuki
    I'm going to go land that role.
[13:17] Fuutarou
    Hey.
[13:28] Fuutarou
    Stop with that fake smile.
[13:32] Itsuki
    Huh?
[13:33] Fuutarou
    You're always doing that.
[13:35] Fuutarou
    In the alleyway,
[13:37] Fuutarou
    when you were about to leave...
[13:41] Fuutarou
    You always smile to hide your true feelings.
[13:44] Fuutarou
    It pisses me off.
[13:46] Fuutarou
    I said you were my partner, didn't I?
[13:49] Fuutarou
    My family's in debt.
[13:52] Fuutarou
    I'm tutoring you to pay off that debt.
[13:56] Fuutarou
    But the five of you never stop
    giving me trouble.
[14:00] Fuutarou
    I ended up getting paid
    without anything to show for it.
[14:05] Fuutarou
    I at least want to work for what I earn.
[14:07] Fuutarou
    That's how I really feel.
[14:09] Fuutarou
    That's all.
[14:11] Fuutarou
    What about you?
    You act like you're cool with everything,
[14:15] Fuutarou
    so why were you shaking back there?
[14:21] Itsuki
    Having started this job,
[14:23] ---
    I thought I could finally stand tall,
    as the eldest of the sisters.
[14:32] Itsuki
    I promised myself I wouldn't tell them
    until I'd actually made it.
[14:37] Itsuki
    So I couldn't tell anyone that
    I suddenly got this audition
[14:41] Itsuki
    and silently bailed on our fireworks plan.
[14:45] Itsuki
    If I bomb the audition now,
    I won't know how to face them.
[14:50] Itsuki
    The fireworks are about to end.
[14:54] Itsuki
    But, wow, I can't believe you noticed
    such a subtle change in me.
[15:00] Itsuki
    Big Sis here is impressed.
[15:01] Fuutarou
    Do I really seem that perceptive?
[15:05] Itsuki
    So you're aware that you don't.
[15:07] Fuutarou
    There's no way I could notice
    any little change in you.
[15:10] Fuutarou
    I just noticed that your smile
    wasn't the same as theirs.
[15:15] Itsuki
    You got me.
[15:17] Itsuki
    I can't even fool you?
    I'm starting to lose confidence here.
[15:23] Fuutarou
    Maybe you don't have acting chops.
[15:25] Itsuki
    Wow, that's blunt!
[15:27] Fuutarou
    Just so you know, that's better for me.
[15:31] Fuutarou
    You'll actually focus on studying
    and not on distractions.
[15:34] Itsuki
    It's not a distraction.
[15:36] Itsuki
    This is the path
    I really want to take in life.
[15:43] Guy
    Ichika-chan! Hurry up and get in!
[15:45] Itsuki
    O-Okay.
[15:47] Fuutarou
    Well, I'll join you
    when you apologize to them.
[15:52] Fuutarou
    We're partners, after all.
[16:04] Fuutarou
    Hello?
[16:05] Fuutarou
    Raiha?
[16:06] Fuutarou
    Can you put Yotsuba on?
[16:09] Guy
    Thank you, everyone.
[16:11] Guy
    That's it for today's auditions.
[16:14] Guy
    We'll announce the results on a later...
[16:18] Itsuki
    Sorry I'm late.
[16:20] Itsuki
    I'm Nakano Ichika.
[16:33] Nino
    Yotsuba? Where the hell are you?!
[16:37] Nino
    He said what?
[16:44] Itsuki
    Hello? Yotsuba?
[16:48] Itsuki
    Uesugi-kun did?
[16:51] Guy
    Okay, are you ready?
[16:53] Itsuki
    Yes. Thank you for having me.
[16:59] Guy
    Congratulations on your graduation.
[17:04] Itsuki
    Sensei,
[17:05] Itsuki
    thank you for everything.
[17:09] Itsuki
    When I met you in that classroom,
    for the first time, I...
[17:11] Itsuki
    I hope I'm smiling properly.
[17:16] Itsuki
    How would the others do it
    if they were here?
[17:20] Itsuki
    Yotsuba would be like...
[17:22] Itsuki
    Miku would be like...
[17:23] Itsuki
    Itsuki would be like...
[17:25] Itsuki
    Nino would be like...
[17:34] Itsuki
    I'm glad you were my teacher.
[17:38] Itsuki
    I'm glad I was your student.
[17:51] Announcement
    That concludes the
    14th Annual Fall Fireworks Festival.
[18:02] Itsuki
    He's totally conked out with his eyes open.
[18:05] Itsuki
    Scary.
[18:10] Fuutarou
    Is the audition over?
[18:12] Itsuki
    Yeah.
[18:13] Itsuki
    Thanks.
[18:15] Guy
    I must say, I never thought
    Ichika-chan could be so expressive.
[18:19] Guy
    You must be the one who pulled it out of her.
[18:23] Guy
    I'm personally becoming
    interested in you, too.
[18:26] Guy
    Smooch.
[18:29] Guy
    Huh?
[18:30] Guy
    Ichika-chan?
[18:37] Itsuki
    Where are we going, Futaro-kun?
[18:40] Fuutarou
    A park nearby.
[18:42] Fuutarou
    They're waiting.
[18:45] Itsuki
    They must be angry with me
    for missing the fireworks.
[18:51] Fuutarou
    Yeah.
[18:53] Fuutarou
    But...
[18:55] Fuutarou
    It's a bit too early to give up.
[19:01] Yotsuba
    Welcome back, Ichika and Uesugi-san!
[19:04] Fuutarou
    Although this isn't as impressive
    as the fireworks show earlier.
[19:08] Yotsuba
    We're all set, Uesugi-san!
[19:10] Yotsuba
    We couldn't wait, so we got started.
[19:13] Fuutarou
    I'm glad you bought those fireworks.
[19:15] Fuutarou
    Thanks.
[19:16] Fuutarou
    You took care of Raiha for me, too.
[19:19] Yotsuba
    It's nothing.
[19:20] Yotsuba
    If anything, she was taking care of me.
[19:25] Nino
    You.
[19:26] Nino
    I heard you left Itsuki behind
    and wandered away.
[19:29] Nino
    She was nearly in tears.
[19:32] Itsuki
    Nino, I told you to keep that a secret!
[19:35] Fuutarou
    S-Sorry.
[19:36] Nino
    I need to give you a piece of my mind.
[19:41] Nino
    A... job... well... done.
[19:44] Fuutarou
    How misleading!
[19:46] Ichika
    Itsuki...
[19:49] Itsuki
    Join us for the fireworks, Ichika.
[19:52] Itsuki
    Miku,
[19:53] Itsuki
    could you grab those fireworks over there?
[19:56] Miku
    Okay.
[20:01] Miku
    Here.
[20:06] Itsuki
    You seem kind of distant.
[20:07] Nino
    Well, let's get started, then.
[20:10] Itsuki
    Everyone...
[20:15] Itsuki
    Sorry.
[20:16] Itsuki
    It's my fault that things ended up like this.
[20:20] Itsuki
    I'm really sorry.
[20:21] Itsuki
    You don't need to apologize so much.
[20:24] Fuutarou
    I mean, she's actually sorry.
[20:26] Nino
    No kidding.
[20:27] Nino
    Why didn't you contact us?
[20:30] Nino
    You're the main cause of what happened today.
[20:34] Nino
    But also, it was my fault for forgetting
    to tell you where we were going.
[20:40] Itsuki
    I'm sickened by my awful sense of direction.
[20:44] Miku
    I screwed up a lot, too.
[20:48] Yotsuba
    I don't know what's going on,
    but I'm sorry, too.
[20:52] Yotsuba
    I got distracted by all the food stalls.
[20:56] Itsuki
    Girls...
[20:58] Nino
    Here. This is yours.
[21:05] Itsuki
    Remember what Mom always said?
[21:08] Itsuki
    If one of us messes up, the five
    of us overcome it together.
[21:12] Itsuki
    If one of us finds happiness,
    the five of us share it.
[21:17] Yotsuba
    Whether in happiness...
[21:18] Miku
    ...sorrow...
[21:20] Nino
    ...anger...
[21:21] Ichika
    ...or affection...
[21:26] Itsuki
    We are five fifths, and together we are one.
[21:47] Fuutarou
    Wait a second.
[21:49] Fuutarou
    They're enjoying the fireworks.
[21:51] Fuutarou
    Raiha is happily sleeping.
[21:54] Fuutarou
    I can go home now, can't I?
[21:57] Fuutarou
    It's gotten really late, but it's
    time to go back to studying.
[22:00] Yotsuba
    Here we go!
[22:11] Fuutarou
    What a lame firework.
[22:17] Fuutarou
    I guess I'll stick around a bit longer.
[22:22] Yotsuba
    Five more to go.
[22:24] Yotsuba
    Let's all choose the one we want.
[22:28] Yotsuba
    Ready, and....
[22:30] Yotsuba
    Yeah!
[22:32] Itsuki
    This one.
[22:36] Ichika
    We chose the same one?
    That doesn't happen often.
[22:40] Ichika
    I'll take this one.
[22:43] Ichika
    You can't let go of that one, can you?
[22:50] (Flashback) Fuutarou
    We're partners.
[22:55] Yotsuba
    Miku.
[22:56] Yotsuba
    These flashy ones are more
    fun than the sparklers.
[23:00] Miku
    I like this one.
[23:04] Yotsuba
    You really like that one, huh?
[23:07] Miku
    Yeah, I do.
[23:12] Itsuki
    I haven't thanked you yet.
[23:15] Itsuki
    I have to cooperate with you
    to repay you for your support today.
[23:19] Itsuki
    We're partners, after all.
[23:21] Itsuki
    But don't think you're going to
    have an easy time with me.
[23:24] Itsuki
    You'd better be ready.
[23:32] Itsuki
    Sheesh.
[23:38] Itsuki
    You did well.
[23:41] Itsuki
    Thanks.
SIGN    #05 Five Fifths
[23:46] Itsuki
    Good night for now.
SIGN    Next Time on The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    #06 What's Been Built Up
[23:50] Itsuki
    Quintuplet Trivia!
[23:52] Nino
    Ichika's the most popular of the five of us.
[23:54] Yotsuba
    I wonder if it's because she
    gives off a cool beauty vibe.
[23:56] Itsuki
    That's not true.
[23:57] Itsuki
    I'm sure you're
    popular too, Yotsuba.
[23:59] Itsuki
    Of the five of us, I think you're
    in the top five most popular.
[24:03] Yotsuba
    Yay!

E6 - What's Been Built Up

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[00:04] Ichika
    Hey. Morning.
[00:08] Fuutarou
    Hi.
[00:09] Ichika
    Huh? Don't you have anything to say
    about my winter uniform?
[00:12] Fuutarou
    What do you want so early in the day?
[00:14] Ichika
    I thought I'd walk to school with you.
[00:17] Fuutarou
    You tend to stand out, so I'd rather not.
[00:21] Ichika
    I told the girls about work yesterday.
[00:25] Ichika
    They were so surprised.
[00:28] (Flashback) Itsuki
    An actress?!
[00:28] (Flashback) Miku
    Can I get an autograph?
[00:28] (Flashback) Nino
    You? Seriously?
[00:29] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    When's the movie coming out?!
[00:31] Fuutarou
    I bet.
[00:33] Itsuki
    Still...
[00:35] Itsuki
    It's a load off my shoulders.
SIGN    Midterm Exams
[00:39] Teacher
    The midterms will begin next week.
[00:42] Teacher
    Just so you know,
[00:44] Teacher
    any scores below thirty
    will be deemed failing grades, as always.
[00:47] Teacher
    Be sure to revise, and revise well.
[00:52] Fuutarou
    So the time has come...
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
[02:28] Fuutarou
    Itsuki.
[02:30] Itsuki
    What do you want?
[02:32] Fuutarou
    Wow, you're studying during a break.
[02:35] Fuutarou
    Good on you!
[02:37] Itsuki
    What?
[02:38] Fuutarou
    I hear you're studying at home, too.
[02:40] Fuutarou
    I can tell because we're classmates.
[02:42] Fuutarou
    You're the most studious of the quints.
[02:47] Itsuki
    You think so?
[02:49] Fuutarou
    Yeah!
[02:51] Fuutarou
    It's just that you're stupid!
[02:54] Fuutarou
    So stop being stubborn
[02:56] Fuutarou
    and join the study group.
[02:58] Fuutarou
    I'm sure even you could improve your grades.
[03:01] Itsuki
    You're right.
[03:02] Itsuki
    There's definitely a limit
    to what I can do alone.
[03:06] Itsuki
    Could you help me with this question?
[03:09] Fuutarou
    Of course.
[03:10] Sensei
    All right.
[03:12] Sensei
    Come to the staff room later.
[03:14] Itsuki
    Thank you, Sensei.
[03:21] Fuutarou
    I'm not giving up.
[03:23] Fuutarou
    Next!
[03:25] Fuutarou
    Nino!
[03:29] Fuutarou
    Are you ready for the midterms?
[03:32] Nino
    Let's go, girls.
[03:36] Girl
    Hey, wasn't that guy calling you?
[03:39] Nino
    He's a stalker.
[03:41] Girl
    Yikes.
[03:43] Fuutarou
    Nino! I'm not giving up!
[03:45] Fuutarou
    You were happy to go along with it
    back at the festival, weren't you?
[03:50] Fuutarou
    Just think about it.
[03:51] Fuutarou
    We can do it at your place if we have to.
[03:54] Fuutarou
    One more time!
[03:56] Fuutarou
    Just give me one more chance!
[03:58] Fuutarou
    There's so much I can teach you, Nino!
[04:02] Fuutarou
    I swear I'll satisfy you!
[04:07] Fuutarou
    Do you get it... now?
[04:09] Nino
    You're going to give people the wrong idea!
[04:19] Ichika
    She really got you good.
[04:21] Miku
    Are you okay?
[04:22] Fuutarou
    Yeah. Never mind that.
[04:23] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san!
[04:25] Yotsuba
    Here's a question!
[04:26] Yotsuba
    What's different about me today?
[04:31] Fuutarou
    I'm assuming you've heard that
    the midterms are coming up.
[04:34] Yotsuba
    He ignored me!
[04:36] Fuutarou
    Listen...
[04:37] Yotsuba
    Hint: it's somewhere above my neck.
[04:39] Fuutarou
    Unless you do better, there's no way
    you're going to survive the exams.
[04:43] Yotsuba
    Ta-da!
[04:44] Yotsuba
    The answer is that my ribbon has
    a different pattern than usual.
[04:48] Yotsuba
    I heard checks are in right now.
[04:50] Fuutarou
    Your answer sheets are full of checks, too.
[04:53] Fuutarou
    Congratulations.
[04:55] Yotsuba
    Yay! I'm leading the trend!
[04:58] Fuutarou
    Ichika.
[05:00] Fuutarou
    You're not one to be laughing.
[05:02] Fuutarou
    At least Yotsuba is willing to work at it.
[05:05] Fuutarou
    We have a week until midterms.
[05:07] Fuutarou
    We're going to prepare thoroughly for them!
[05:10] Fuutarou
    What did you expect?
[05:12] Fuutarou
    And Miku, you need to work
    not only on Japanese history...
[05:15] Fuutarou
    What?
[05:17] Fuutarou
    Miku's studying English, her worst subject,
    and without being forced to!
[05:21] Fuutarou
    Do you have a fever?
[05:23] Miku
    I'm fine.
[05:24] Miku
    I just felt like trying for once.
[05:27] Fuutarou
    Miku....
[05:29] Yotsuba
    All right, everyone, let's do this!
[05:32] Ichika
    Yeah!
[05:33] Librarian
    Be quiet!
[05:34] Ichika
    Yes, ma'am.
[05:42] Yotsuba
    I'm so tired.
[05:43] Miku
    I can't wait to get home.
[05:49] Fuutarou
    Damn it, after school isn't enough time.
[05:52] Fuutarou
    How much can we cram in during the weekend?
[06:00] Fuutarou
    I-Ichika!
[06:01] Ichika
    We don't need to work that hard, do we?
[06:04] Ichika
    It's not like we're going to wind up
    getting expelled over a midterm.
[06:08] Ichika
    We're going to do our best.
[06:10] Ichika
    Have patience with us.
[06:12] Ichika
    I mean, if you're going to give
    us a reward, we'll try harder.
[06:15] Yotsuba
    Oh, I know!
[06:17] Yotsuba
    I'd like that fruit parfait by the station.
[06:19] Miku
    I want matcha parfait.
[06:21] Ichika
    I'm starting to want some, too.
[06:23] Miku
    Let's invite the others and go right now.
[06:26] Fuutarou
    I thought you couldn't wait to get home.
[06:31] Fuutarou
    Maybe I don't need to freak out too much.
[06:34] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san!
[06:35] Yotsuba
    Hurry up, or we'll leave you behind!
[06:46] Itsuki
    Hold it!
[06:52] ---
    You...
[06:53] Itsuki
    I can't believe you would
    go home in that situation.
[06:57] Itsuki
    You were supposed to go with them!
[07:01] Fuutarou
    No, I need to go home and study.
[07:04] Fuutarou
    What? You chased me down
    just to tell me that?
[07:07] Itsuki
    No.
[07:09] Itsuki
    I was asked to get you on the phone.
[07:12] Fuutarou
    Me?
[07:13] Itsuki
    It's me, Itsuki.
[07:15] Itsuki
    I'll put him on now.
[07:20] Fuutarou
    Hello?
[07:21] Dad
    Uesugi-kun, correct?
[07:23] Dad
    Thanks for taking care of my daughters.
[07:25] Fuutarou
    F-F-Father! Nice to finally speak to you.
[07:27] Fuutarou
    Thank you for everything.
[07:29] Dad
    You have no reason to call me "father."
[07:32] Itsuki
    You have no reason to call him "father."
[07:36] Dad
    I'm sorry I haven't been
    able to show up at all.
[07:39] Dad
    I trust that the tutoring
    has been going well.
[07:43] Fuutarou
    Of course, we're in the
    middle of it right now.
[07:47] Fuutarou
    Wait up, Itsuki.
    I'll tell you the answer to that later.
[07:50] Fuutarou
    They're all good girls.
[07:52] Fuutarou
    I'm sure they'll be fine if they keep it up.
[07:54] Dad
    That's good to hear.
[07:57] Dad
    I've heard the midterms are coming up.
[08:00] Dad
    I'm glad you're making good progress.
SIGN    Midterm Exams
[08:04] Dad
    This is a little harsh,
[08:06] Dad
    but I'd like you to show me results.
[08:11] Dad
    If any of the five fail
    their upcoming midterms,
[08:16] Dad
    I'll have you tender
    your resignation as their tutor.
SIGN    Fired
[08:23] Fuutarou
    Fired?!
[08:24] Dad
    I wish you all the best.
[08:27] Fuutarou
    P-Please reconsider!
[08:28] Fuutarou
    Isn't it a bit too early to decide?!
[08:33] Fuutarou
    Damn it!
[08:33] Itsuki
    That's my phone!
[08:38] ---
    I know.
[08:39] Fuutarou
    Sorry.
[08:41] Itsuki
    What did my father say?
[08:44] Fuutarou
    J-Just idle chitchat.
[08:47] Itsuki
    And that was enough to
    make you sweat buckets?
[08:50] Fuutarou
    Why don't you stop worrying about me
    and start worrying about yourself?
[08:54] Fuutarou
    I hope you're preparing for the midterms.
[08:57] Itsuki
    N-No problems there.
[08:59] Fuutarou
    "No problems," my foot.
[09:01] Fuutarou
    You did badly on that quiz today, didn't you?
[09:05] Itsuki
    You looked?!
[09:08] Fuutarou
    So she did do badly.
[09:10] Fuutarou
    She'd be pissed off if I said that.
[09:14] Fuutarou
    I'm sure she's doing her best.
[09:17] Fuutarou
    Say, Itsuki...
[09:20] Fuutarou
    Let me know if there's
    anything you need help with.
[09:23] Itsuki
    What's your problem?
[09:24] Itsuki
    Do you not believe me?
[09:26] Fuutarou
    Great. Now she's mad.
[09:28] Itsuki
    I told you I don't need your help.
[09:32] Fuutarou
    You work hard, but you're slow.
[09:35] Fuutarou
    Let me help you,
[09:37] Fuutarou
    and I'll teach you well.
[09:41] Fuutarou
    Learn from Ichika and Miku a little!
[09:45] Itsuki
    You may have forgotten,
[09:48] Itsuki
    but I did ask you to help me at first.
[09:51] Itsuki
    You were the one who turned me down.
[09:54] Itsuki
    I don't need your half-hearted help.
[09:57] Fuutarou
    So you think you can pass without any help?
[10:01] Itsuki
    I can, even if it's too late
    for these midterms.
[10:05] Fuutarou
    That's not good enough!
[10:07] Fuutarou
    If you fail these midterms, it's over!
[10:11] Fuutarou
    This is my job.
[10:12] Fuutarou
    Quit fussing and accept it.
[10:15] Itsuki
    You're the one being fussy.
[10:17] Fuutarou
    Don't you want better grades?
[10:20] Fuutarou
    So just shut up and listen to me!
[10:25] Fuutarou
    N-No... That was...
[10:32] Itsuki
    I was starting to respect you a little.
[10:36] Itsuki
    It looks like I shouldn't have.
[10:40] Itsuki
    So you're just doing it for the money.
[10:46] Fuutarou
    What's wrong with that?
[10:48] Fuutarou
    Who would care about a stubborn brat
    like you if it wasn't for work?
[10:54] Itsuki
    You don't need to force yourself to teach me.
[10:57] Itsuki
    I don't exist to make money for you.
[11:00] Fuutarou
    Oh, really?
[11:01] Fuutarou
    Don't blame me if you regret it.
[11:03] Itsuki
    Sure.
[11:04] Itsuki
    Even if it means getting expelled,
[11:08] Itsuki
    I'm never having you teach me!
[11:12] Fuutarou
    I'm never teaching you!
[11:18] Fuutarou
    Why did I say that?!
SIGN    I'm never teaching you!
SIGN    You screw up at work! You're fired, and now you're unemployed.
[11:23] Fuutarou
    Fired!
SIGN    Fired
[11:24] Fuutarou
    My neck is on the line.
[11:26] Fuutarou
    This is no time to be getting in a fight.
[11:28] Fuutarou
    Maybe I should just be honest.
[11:30] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san.
[11:33] Yotsuba
    I got married!
[11:36] Yotsuba
    Gift money, please.
[11:38] Fuutarou
    Oh, right.
[11:40] Yotsuba
    Thank you.
[11:41] Miku
    I'm up next.
[11:43] Fuutarou
    Even in a game, I'm poor...
[11:48] Fuutarou
    We don't have time for this!
[11:52] Fuutarou
    Break's over!
[11:53] Fuutarou
    Let's get back to work.
[11:57] Itsuki
    But we studied a lot today.
[11:59] Yotsuba
    My head's about to explode.
[12:01] Miku
    It's not good to overdo it.
[12:03] Fuutarou
    That's true, but...
[12:05] Miku
    Futaro...
[12:06] Miku
    You seem more desperate than usual.
[12:09] Miku
    Are we really that far behind?
[12:11] Fuutarou
    No, well...
[12:15] Fuutarou
    Actually...
[12:19] Nino
    Hey, you're not even studying.
    You're just playing games.
[12:22] Nino
    I'm in.
[12:24] Nino
    Switch spots with me.
[12:26] Miku
    Futaro...
[12:27] Miku
    "Actually," what?
[12:30] Fuutarou
    Oh, nothing.
[12:32] Nino
    Jeez, you have almost no money.
[12:34] Fuutarou
    Just imagine what would
    happen if she found out.
[12:37] Fuutarou
    It's so obvious what she would try to do.
[12:44] Nino
    Want to join us?
[12:46] Fuutarou
    Itsuki?
[12:48] Fuutarou
    About yesterday, I...
[12:51] Itsuki
    I have to study.
[12:54] Fuutarou
    H-Hey.
[12:58] Nino
    Come on.
[12:59] Nino
    You're done tutoring for the day, aren't you?
[13:01] Nino
    Go home.
[13:02] Fuutarou
    Hey, wait!
[13:03] Nino
    Get going.
[13:04] Fuutarou
    Nino.
[13:04] Nino
    Leave already!
[13:07] Fuutarou
    Shoot.
[13:08] Nino
    I told you to leave!
[13:08] Fuutarou
    This is going to get us nowhere.
[13:11] Itsuki
    Hold on, Futaro-kun.
[13:12] Itsuki
    That's not what you promised.
[13:15] Itsuki
    You said you were going to stay
    overnight to help us study.
[13:19] ---
    What?
[13:21] ---
    What?!
[13:24] Fuutarou
    It's so big.
[13:27] Fuutarou
    Why did Ichika help me
    out like that, though?
[13:31] Fuutarou
    Anyway, I'm starting to see
    the light at the end of the tunnel.
[13:36] Fuutarou
    I just need time. She'll come around.
[13:41] Itsuki
    Uesugi-kun, it's me, Itsuki.
[13:44] Itsuki
    Ichika said there's something
    you wanted to tell me.
[13:50] Itsuki
    What is it?
[13:52] Fuutarou
    Me?
[13:53] Fuutarou
    I never said anything.
[13:56] Itsuki
    I see.
[13:57] Itsuki
    All right, then.
[13:59] Fuutarou
    Wait, I'm kidding.
[14:00] Fuutarou
    Thanks for coming.
[14:03] Itsuki
    What is it that you wanted to tell me?
[14:12] Fuutarou
    I'm sorry about yesterday.
[14:14] Fuutarou
    I panicked and got emotional.
[14:17] Fuutarou
    Please let me teach you.
[14:20] Itsuki
    What happened, exactly?
[14:22] Fuutarou
    If any of you get a failing grade,
[14:26] Fuutarou
    I'm going to be forced to quit tutoring you.
[14:29] Itsuki
    So that's what it was.
[14:34] Fuutarou
    Itsuki! Why would you open the door?!
[14:37] Nino
    You've seen me naked before.
[14:39] Nino
    So now we're even.
[14:41] Nino
    I've been wondering why you and
    Itsuki have been acting weird.
[14:45] Nino
    You're fired if we fail, huh?
[14:48] Nino
    That's good to know.
[14:51] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san's been in the bath for a while.
[14:54] Ichika
    I'm sure he's savoring the water that
    five beautiful girls bathed in.
[14:58] Miku
    Bath...
[15:00] Ichika
    Want to go get him?
[15:05] Itsuki
    You might as well make a move
    on him while he's here.
[15:09] Ichika
    I don't know what you're talking about.
[15:12] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san!
[15:13] Yotsuba
    Welcome back.
[15:16] Fuutarou
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[15:19] Fuutarou
    Shall we start studying for the exams?
[15:24] Nino
    Wh-Why don't you join us, Nino?
[15:27] Nino
    I don't need to.
[15:29] Fuutarou
    Now what?
[15:30] Fuutarou
    Nino would love it if someone
    failed and I got fired.
[15:34] Fuutarou
    She's never going to try to study.
[15:36] Fuutarou
    If anything, she'll do everything
    in her power not to study.
[15:40] Fuutarou
    Damn it, Nino...
[15:42] Ichika
    Futaro-sensei!
[15:44] Ichika
    About this question...
[15:47] Fuutarou
    Which one?
[15:48] Ichika
    Okay, scooch over.
[15:52] Fuutarou
    Dude!
[15:53] Ichika
    Miku says she needs help
    with something, too.
[15:56] Miku
    Ichika!
[16:01] Fuutarou
    Sure, I'll answer that.
[16:03] Fuutarou
    Ask me anything.
[16:05] Yotsuba
    Okay!
[16:05] Fuutarou
    Yotsuba-kun.
[16:06] Yotsuba
    What's a synonym for "argument"?
[16:09] Fuutarou
    Good question.
[16:11] Fuutarou
    "Debate."
[16:12] Fuutarou
    Remember it like "de ba te."
[16:15] Fuutarou
    Debate.
[16:16] Fuutarou
    De ba te.
[16:18] Fuutarou
    That one's going to be on the exam for sure.
[16:21] Fuutarou
    Hear that, Nino?
[16:22] Fuutarou
    I can make myself useful.
[16:25] Miku
    I want to learn...
[16:30] Miku
    What kind of girls do you like?
[16:38] Fuutarou
    Does that matter right now?
[16:40] Yotsuba
    I have a comment!
[16:41] Yotsuba
    I'm kind of interested.
[16:44] Fuutarou
    Why...
SIGN    Uesugi Futaro's
SIGN    Top 3 Qualities in a Girl
[16:48] Fuutarou
    I'll teach you, then,
    if you really want to know.
[16:51] Fuutarou
    The top three qualities
    I look for in a girl.
[16:55] Fuutarou
    But I'm only revealing one
    for every page you fill.
[17:05] Fuutarou
    Good thing they're so easy to manipulate.
[17:10] Yotsuba
    Okay!
[17:11] Yotsuba
    Done!
[17:12] Fuutarou
    All right.
[17:14] Fuutarou
    Number three...
[17:15] Fuutarou
    Drumroll...
SIGN    Always cheerful
[17:16] Fuutarou
    Bam!
[17:17] Fuutarou
    Always cheerful.
[17:20] Miku
    Okay, done.
[17:22] Fuutarou
    Number two...
[17:23] Fuutarou
    Drumroll...
SIGN    Good at cooking
[17:24] Fuutarou
    Bam!
[17:25] Fuutarou
    Good at cooking.
[17:28] Ichika
    I'm done.
[17:29] Fuutarou
    Good.
[17:30] Fuutarou
    Number one...
[17:32] Fuutarou
    Drumroll...
SIGN    Ba-dump Ba-dump
[17:39] Fuutarou
    Bam!
SIGN    Cares about her brother
[17:42] Fuutarou
    Cares about her brother.
SIGN    Cares about her brother
[17:43] Nino
    You're talking about your sister!
[17:48] Fuutarou
    What, Nino?
[17:49] Fuutarou
    You should stop listening in and join us.
[17:51] Nino
    I can hear you, even if I don't want to.
[17:54] Fuutarou
    Hey!
[17:56] Yotsuba
    It was Raiha-chan?!
[17:58] Yotsuba
    We worked so hard! No fair!
[18:00] Miku
    I'm the total opposite.
[18:01] Fuutarou
    I told you my stance on the matter.
[18:04] Fuutarou
    I'm not interested in dating.
[18:09] Ichika
    Oh, wow.
[18:10] Ichika
    Miku's already done her assignment.
[18:13] Ichika
    You have to praise people when
    they do well, Futaro-kun.
[18:17] Ichika
    There.
[18:18] Ichika
    Good job.
[18:21] Ichika
    There, there.
[18:23] Ichika
    Well?
[18:24] Ichika
    Get your heart racing?
[18:26] Fuutarou
    Not really.
[18:28] Ichika
    Yotsuba, check him!
[18:33] Fuutarou
    S-Stop it! Yotsuba!
[18:34] Yotsuba
    Stop running away!
[18:36] Fuutarou
    Get lost! Don't come near me!
[18:37] Yotsuba
    Oh, come on.
[18:39] Fuutarou
    Knock it off already!
[18:44] Ichika
    Wow!
[18:52] Ichika
    Uesugi-san's heart's racing!
[18:53] Fuutarou
    Obviously, after all that running!
[18:56] Itsuki
    You're so noisy.
[18:58] Itsuki
    I thought a study group would be quieter.
[19:02] Ichika
    Sorry.
[19:04] Fuutarou
    It's hard to apologize when
    I'm actually facing her.
[19:08] Itsuki
    Miku, may I borrow your headphones?
[19:11] Miku
    Sure, but why?
[19:14] Itsuki
    I want to focus by myself.
[19:17] Fuutarou
    This girl...
[19:19] Fuutarou
    Itsuki!
[19:21] Fuutarou
    Can I trust you?
[19:25] Itsuki
    I don't want to hold you back.
[19:31] Ichika
    Look, Futaro-kun, the stars are pretty.
[19:34] Fuutarou
    What?
[19:35] Ichika
    Let's take a break.
[19:36] Ichika
    Come with me.
[19:37] Fuutarou
    Hey.
SIGN    Ietsuna Tsunayoshi Ienobu
[19:40] Miku
    Ietsuna.
[19:41] Miku
    Tsunayoshi.
[19:42] Miku
    Ienobu.
[19:44] Yotsuba
    I see.
[19:45] Yotsuba
    Ietsuna.
[19:46] Yotsuba
    Tsunayoshi.
[19:47] Yotsuba
    Ietsuna.
[19:48] Miku
    You repeated one.
[19:49] Yotsuba
    Um...
[19:51] Yotsuba
    Ietsunayoshi Ienobu.
[19:53] Miku
    Now you combined them.
[19:57] Ichika
    Did you get in a fight with
    Itsuki-chan or something?
[19:59] Fuutarou
    It's the same thing as always.
[20:01] Ichika
    It is, isn't it?
[20:02] Ichika
    You and Itsuki-chan end up fighting every time you see each other.
[20:07] Ichika
    You two are too alike.
[20:09] Fuutarou
    Too alike? Says the identical quint.
[20:14] Ichika
    But it felt different today.
[20:18] Ichika
    I want you two to fight like friends,
    like you usually do.
[20:22] Fuutarou
    That's self-contradictory.
[20:23] Ichika
    Is it?
[20:25] Ichika
    I think she's just being stubborn.
[20:27] Ichika
    Aren't you the same way?
[20:31] Ichika
    She's always been awkward.
[20:34] Ichika
    I think she's just having
    a hard time being upfront.
[20:37] Ichika
    I'm sure she's hurting
    on her own right now.
[20:41] Ichika
    I'll do what I can,
[20:43] Ichika
    but there are some things
    that only you can do,
[20:47] Ichika
    so I'm counting on you.
[20:50] Fuutarou
    Oh.
[20:52] Fuutarou
    You five were born at nearly the same time,
[20:55] Fuutarou
    so I thought it didn't matter in your case...
[21:01] Fuutarou
    But you actually are the oldest sister.
[21:05] Ichika
    What's up with the hand?
[21:07] Fuutarou
    You were the one who told me to do that.
[21:10] Fuutarou
    It's cold. Let's go inside.
[21:13] Ichika
    Huh?
[21:18] Ichika
    Is it cold?
[21:22] Miku
    Okay, you can use my bed.
[21:27] Fuutarou
    So this is what they call a bed.
[21:32] Fuutarou
    Not bad.
[21:43] Ichika
    What's wrong?
[21:44] Miku
    Bathroom.
SIGN    #06 What's Been Built Up
[22:16] Fuutarou
    Wh-Why?!
SIGN    Next Time on The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    #07 Liar McLieface
[23:50] Miku
    Quintuplet trivia!
[23:52] Ichika
    Itsuki-chan's the biggest
    eater of the five of us.
[23:55] Itsuki
    Why would you say that?!
[23:56] Itsuki
    That's defamation!
[23:57] Itsuki
    All I've had today is a bowl of katsudon!
[24:00] Yotsuba
    Oh, right.
[24:02] Yotsuba
    It's only eight in the morning, though.

E7 - Liar McLieface

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[00:04] Itsuki
    I don't see you up this early
    very often, Ichika.
[00:08] Ichika
    Although I'm still the last one
    of the five of us.
[00:12] Ichika
    I don't know when Miku left the bed, either.
SIGN    Night
[00:17] Itsuki
    Yotsuba went looking for Miku
    and hasn't come back, too.
SIGN    Searching
SIGN    Searching
[00:21] Yotsuba
    Miku!
[00:23] Itsuki
    What about him?
[00:25] Ichika
    Dunno.
[00:26] Ichika
    Maybe he's still asleep.
[00:28] Nino
    So he actually stayed over.
[00:31] Nino
    Well, that'll be over with soon enough.
[00:36] Itsuki
    You should come study with us.
[00:39] Itsuki
    It's actually pretty fun.
[00:40] Nino
    No thanks.
[00:42] Nino
    Don't let him manipulate you, Itsuki.
[00:46] Ichika
    You should be more honest with yourself.
[00:50] Itsuki
    I just can't get along with him.
[00:53] Itsuki
    I butted heads with him the other day, too.
[00:56] Itsuki
    I find myself getting hung up on
    the most trivial things.
[01:01] Itsuki
    I can't be like you or Miku, Ichika.
[01:07] Ichika
    You can, Itsuki.
[01:09] Itsuki
    Say what?
[01:13] Ichika
    Put your hair to the side like this, and...
[01:16] Ichika
    There!
[01:17] Ichika
    We made a Miku.
[01:20] Itsuki
    I'm being serious here.
[01:23] Ichika
    My bad.
[01:25] Ichika
    It's a quintuplet joke.
[01:27] Nino
    Ichika!
[01:30] Nino
    You parted her hair the wrong way.
[01:32] Nino
    Also, Itsuki, make a sleepier face.
[01:36] Nino
    We don't need this cowlick.
[01:37] Itsuki
    Please stop toying with me!
[01:40] Ichika
    Hey, Miku isn't here right now,
    so let's see if we can fool him.
[01:45] Nino
    Seriously?
[01:46] Nino
    We have to get her changed, then.
[01:48] Itsuki
    Um...
[01:50] Nino
    It's fine.
[01:51] Nino
    There's no way that guy can tell us apart.
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
[03:30] Fuutarou
    What the hell is going on?
[03:33] Fuutarou
    And who's the one sleeping next to me?
[03:37] Fuutarou
    I slept in Miku's room
    last night, and then...
[03:41] Fuutarou
    Right, it was Miku wearing these pajamas.
[03:45] Fuutarou
    Is it Miku?
[03:47] Fuutarou
    Sh-Shoot.
[03:48] Fuutarou
    Things will get complicated
    if she wakes up.
[03:50] Fuutarou
    Especially if someone else saw.
[03:58] Fuutarou
    M-Miku?!
[03:59] Fuutarou
    Wait, Miku's inside.
[04:01] Fuutarou
    Which means she's...
[04:07] Fuutarou
    Those pajamas...
[04:10] Fuutarou
    Wh-What's up, Itsuki?
[04:14] Itsuki
    You can tell, huh?
[04:16] Itsuki
    Um...
[04:18] Itsuki
    About the upcoming midterms...
[04:23] Fuutarou
    A-A-Are we done here? Can I go?
[04:26] Itsuki
    Hey!
[04:26] Fuutarou
    Get going. I need to get changed.
[04:36] Itsuki
    I don't care anymore!
[04:42] Fuutarou
    Crap...
[04:44] Fuutarou
    I could have just let her talk to me outside.
[04:48] Ichika
    Futaro-kun.
[04:50] Ichika
    Have you seen Miku?
[04:53] Fuutarou
    Oh, um...
[04:55] Fuutarou
    The library, maybe?
[04:56] Fuutarou
    That sounds good.
[04:57] Fuutarou
    Why don't we go study in the library
    for a change of pace?
[05:00] Fuutarou
    S-Sure, let's do that.
[05:01] Ichika
    I'll let Yotsuba know.
[05:07] Yotsuba
    Let's see...
[05:09] Yotsuba
    Where's Miku?
[05:11] Yotsuba
    She's not here.
[05:14] Fuutarou
    Is this the right thing to do?
[05:17] (Flashback) Itsuki
    Even if it means getting expelled,
    I'm never having you teach me!
[05:22] Fuutarou
    Thinking about that just pisses me off.
[05:25] Fuutarou
    Forget it!
[05:26] (Flashback) Ichika
    But there are some things
    that only you can do,
[05:29] (Flashback) Ichika
    so I'm counting on you.
[05:32] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san?
[05:34] Yotsuba
    Is something wrong?
[05:36] Fuutarou
    Oh, no, well...
[05:39] Fuutarou
    Yotsuba, hypothetically...
[05:41] Fuutarou
    Let's say one of you gets held back
    a year because of their grades.
[05:47] Fuutarou
    What will you do?
[05:50] Yotsuba
    I'll redo my second year with her.
[05:58] Yotsuba
    Then again, I'll probably
    be the one that fails.
[06:03] Yotsuba
    But with you here, it'll be all right.
[06:10] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san?
[06:12] Itsuki
    Futaro-kun.
[06:13] Itsuki
    I forgot my pencil case.
[06:17] Yotsuba
    Ichika, I have plenty to write with.
[06:23] Itsuki
    We'll get started first.
[06:26] Itsuki
    Could you get my stuff?
[06:33] Fuutarou
    All right.
[06:35] Fuutarou
    Be right back.
[06:50] Fuutarou
    M-Miku?
[06:51] Miku
    Futaro.
[06:53] Miku
    I-I thought you went to the library.
[06:56] Fuutarou
    Came back to get something.
[06:57] Fuutarou
    Ichika and Yotsuba are waiting, so go
    meet up with them. I'll see you there.
[07:04] Miku
    F-Futaro.
[07:08] Miku
    Uh...
[07:11] Miku
    About last night...
[07:15] Fuutarou
    Night?
[07:16] Fuutarou
    Speaking of that, did you
    sleep well last night?
[07:19] Fuutarou
    I couldn't get used to the bed,
    so I slept on the living room floor.
[07:22] Fuutarou
    My back hurts, yo.
[07:27] Miku
    O-Of course.
[07:29] Miku
    Thank goodness.
[07:30] Fuutarou
    I'm lying, of course.
[07:31] Fuutarou
    But ignorance is probably bliss here.
[07:34] Miku
    Okay, see you at the library.
[07:36] Miku
    Later.
[07:39] Fuutarou
    Aside from that,
[07:41] ---
    there's another lie that I have to tell.
[07:50] Fuutarou
    Hey, wake up.
[07:56] Itsuki
    Oh, sorry.
[08:01] ---
    Uh...
[08:03] Itsuki
    Um...
[08:04] Fuutarou
    I finally found you,
[08:06] Fuutarou
    Miku.
[08:14] Fuutarou
    You were avoiding me to
    skip out on studying, weren't you?
[08:17] Fuutarou
    You're going to get it now!
[08:18] Itsuki
    Hey...
[08:19] Fuutarou
    Pick up your pen.
[08:20] ---
    Listen...
[08:21] Fuutarou
    Open the textbook.
[08:22] Itsuki
    I'm not...
[08:24] Fuutarou
    I'm going to be really strict
    with you as punishment!
[08:26] Fuutarou
    You're not failing anything on my watch!
[08:29] Itsuki
    But I'm not...
[08:31] Fuutarou
    I haven't seen Itsuki either,
    come to think of it.
[08:34] Fuutarou
    I bet she's busy studying in her room.
[08:38] Fuutarou
    There's no way she'd be dozing off
    at her desk or anything, right?
[08:44] Fuutarou
    Something the matter, Miku?
[08:48] Ichika
    You should be more honest with yourself.
[08:55] Itsuki
    Th-There isn't...
[08:59] Itsuki
    Nothing.
[09:06] Fuutarou
    Let's start, then.
[09:09] Fuutarou
    What are you working on right now?
SIGN    Natural Immunity
SIGN    How do our bodies respond to disease agents?
[09:11] Itsuki
    Biology.
[09:13] Fuutarou
    Let's continue, then.
[09:15] Fuutarou
    Is there anything you couldn't understand?
[09:17] Itsuki
    Um...
[09:18] Fuutarou
    Oh, uh...
[09:22] Fuutarou
    Sorry about the day before yesterday.
[09:28] Itsuki
    What're you talking about?
[09:29] Fuutarou
    G-Good question.
[09:31] Fuutarou
    I don't know why I'm telling you this, Miku.
[09:34] Itsuki
    I'm sorry, too.
[09:40] Fuutarou
    Now what are you talking about, Miku?
[09:42] Itsuki
    G-Good question!
[09:44] Itsuki
    Um... About this part...
[09:47] Fuutarou
    Oh, you're up to here already?
[09:50] Fuutarou
    Well...
[09:54] Fuutarou
    Good job making it this far on your own.
[10:05] Itsuki
    I scored 100s on all my midterms!
[10:10] Ichika
    We all got perfect scores, too!
[10:16] Nino
    I guess I have to admit that
    you're an excellent tutor.
[10:20] Fuutarou
    What the hell is this?!
[10:20] Fuutarou
    Hip, hip, hooray!
[10:22] Fuutarou
    It's a huge success!
[10:23] Fuutarou
    It's almost like a dream!
[10:31] Fuutarou
    Yeah.
[10:32] Fuutarou
    There's no way they'd get any 100s.
[10:42] Fuutarou
    They really worked hard this past week.
[10:45] (Flashback) Nino
    What?!
[10:46] (Flashback) Nino
    You're staying over to study again?!
[10:48] (Flashback) Fuutarou
    The exam is tomorrow.
[10:50] (Flashback) Fuutarou
    I don't care how efficient we are.
    We're going to cram.
[10:52] (Flashback) Nino
    Itsuki!
[10:54] (Flashback) Itsuki
    Maybe it's worth allowing it for tonight.
[11:00] Fuutarou
    And now it's exam day.
[11:06] Itsuki
    You're up early, Uesugi-kun.
[11:10] Fuutarou
    Itsuki, just to be sure...
[11:12] Fuutarou
    Our school's reporting time is 8:30, right?
[11:16] Itsuki
    That's right.
[11:18] Itsuki
    And the exams start
    fifteen minutes after that.
[11:21] Fuutarou
    Okay.
[11:23] Fuutarou
    Any chance that clock's broken?
[11:27] ---
    Oh...
[11:29] ---
    my god!
[11:36] Yotsuba
    Hurry up, everyone!
[11:38] Yotsuba
    We're leaving you behind, Uesugi-san!
[11:41] Fuutarou
    I thought you guys got a
    ride to school every day.
[11:45] Miku
    Ebata-san is Dad's secretary.
[11:49] Itsuki
    If only he were at home with Dad.
[11:52] Fuutarou
    Y-Yeah.
[11:55] Fuutarou
    What happens if we're late?
[11:56] Fuutarou
    What do I tell their father?
[12:03] Nino
    I don't want people to see me without makeup.
[12:05] Fuutarou
    Everyone's seen what you look like
    from the other four!
[12:09] Grandma
    Thank you.
[12:10] Fuutarou
    Commendable! But not right now!
[12:15] Ichika
    Wake up!
[12:18] Itsuki
    I can't take it anymore.
[12:20] Fuutarou
    Don't give up.
[12:21] Itsuki
    No, I'm spent.
[12:24] Fuutarou
    Itsuki!
[12:26] Itsuki
    I'm too hungry! I can't move!
[12:35] Itsuki
    They all look so good!
[12:37] Fuutarou
    You don't have time to choose.
[12:40] Itsuki
    What would you like?
[12:42] Fuutarou
    Well, you know, I'm...
[12:44] Itsuki
    I'll buy you something.
[12:46] Itsuki
    I owe you for the trouble,
    though I won't say with what in particular.
[12:52] Fuutarou
    What should I have?
[12:54] Itsuki
    It's hard to decide, isn't it?
[12:55] Nino
    I thought you were in a hurry!
[13:04] Fuutarou
    Hey, Nino, we're almost there.
[13:09] Nino
    Even if we do make it to the exam,
[13:11] ---
    do you honestly think we can avoid failing?
[13:14] Nino
    Just so you know, I'm going to
    tell Dad exactly what happens.
[13:18] Fuutarou
    There wasn't much time, but I
    believe I've done what I could.
[13:24] Fuutarou
    I'm counting on you to do your part, too.
[13:28] Ichika
    Futaro-kun!
[13:29] Ichika
    Nino!
[13:35] Fuutarou
    We're late.
[13:38] Fuutarou
    And the exam's starting soon.
[13:40] Itsuki
    I'm sorry. It's because
    I made a stop on the way.
[13:43] Miku
    Me, too.
[13:44] Ichika
    Do you think the guidance
    teacher will let us off?
[13:51] Fuutarou
    I know.
[13:52] Fuutarou
    We have Yotsuba.
[13:54] Fuutarou
    Itsuki, call Yotsuba.
[13:58] Fuutarou
    Hello? Yotsuba?
[14:00] Fuutarou
    You're at school already, right?
[14:03] Fuutarou
    Oh, no, it's fine.
[14:04] Fuutarou
    Just stay inside.
[14:06] Nino
    Hey!
[14:07] Nino
    What are you thinking?
[14:09] Fuutarou
    I call it Operation Doppelganger.
[14:18] Miku
    Good morning!
[14:22] Teacher
    You!
[14:23] Teacher
    You're late!
[14:24] Miku
    Hang on.
[14:26] Miku
    Don't you remember this ribbon?
[14:28] Teacher
    I do remember seeing it just a moment ago.
[14:32] Miku
    I went outside to help a
    teacher with something.
[14:35] Teacher
    O-Okay.
[14:36] Teacher
    The bell's sounded already.
[14:38] Teacher
    Be sure to take your seat before exams start.
[14:40] Miku
    Okay.
[14:47] Miku
    "Like the shadows, unknowable."
[14:54] Ichika
    Good morning!
[15:00] Nino
    Good morning!
[15:05] Itsuki
    G-Good morning.
[15:10] Teacher
    M-Morning.
[15:14] Teacher
    What's that girl doing,
    going in and out so many times?
[15:17] Itsuki
    I can't believe I lied to a teacher.
[15:19] Itsuki
    What disrespect!
[15:21] Nino
    You're way too uptight.
[15:24] Yotsuba
    Thank goodness.
[15:26] Yotsuba
    You all made it in.
[15:28] Miku
    It's the real one.
[15:30] Yotsuba
    Huh? Where's Uesugi-san?
[15:33] Fuutarou
    Good morning.
[15:43] Teacher
    You're late, and now you're messing with me?
[15:45] Fuutarou
    Figures.
[15:46] Teacher
    Come to the guidance office!
[15:52] Miku
    Futaro...
[15:54] Fuutarou
    Hurry up and go!
[15:56] Fuutarou
    You'll be fine without me!
[15:58] Fuutarou
    Believe in the effort you
    put in for yourselves!
[16:01] Teacher
    What are you blabbering to yourself about?!
[16:10] Itsuki
    Let's get good grades
    and surprise Futaro-kun.
[16:14] Yotsuba
    You too, Nino.
[16:15] Nino
    Wh-Why me?
[16:17] Itsuki
    Let's give it everything we've got.
[16:20] Itsuki
    Let's do this!
[16:22] All Four
    Yeah!
[16:23] Nino
    Yeah...
SIGN    Social Studies
[16:30] Miku
    So many difficult questions.
SIGN    Ashikaga Takauji
SIGN    Emperor
     Go-Komatsu
SIGN    Ashikaga
     Yoshimasa
SIGN    Hosokawa
[16:33] Miku
    I can do history, though.
[16:36] Miku
    I wonder what Futaro would say
    if I got a better grade than him.
SIGN    Japanese
[16:46] Yotsuba
    I remember!
[16:48] Yotsuba
    For multiple choice questions with five
    answers, the fourth one's often right.
SIGN    English
[16:52] Nino
    Synonym for argument...
[16:54] Nino
    I don't know. Next.
[16:56] (Flashback) Fuutarou
    Remember it as de-ba-te.
[17:00] Nino
    I never asked you to teach me.
SIGN    Math
[17:03] Ichika
    Done.
[17:05] Ichika
    I think that about does it.
[17:06] Ichika
    Good night.
[17:10] Ichika
    I guess I can check over my equations.
SIGN    Science
[17:14] Itsuki
    I won't let you quit.
[17:20] (Flashback) Itsuki
    What do you mean?
[17:22] Dad
    I told him earlier that if
    any of you fail the exams,
[17:25] ---
    I'll have him step down.
[17:29] Itsuki
    This is for Raiha-chan's sake.
[17:31] Itsuki
    Just to be clear.
[17:39] Fuutarou
    I'm counting on you, guys.
SIGN    Midterms
SIGN    Midterm exam results!
SIGN    Curry Day
SIGN    Library
[17:56] Fuutarou
    Hey.
[17:57] Fuutarou
    Thanks for gathering here.
[17:59] Itsuki
    What's wrong?
[18:00] Itsuki
    Why so formal?
[18:02] Miku
    The midterm results...
[18:05] Miku
    Can you teach us the parts we got wrong?
[18:09] Fuutarou
    Yeah.
[18:10] Fuutarou
    But first, can you show me your results?
[18:13] Ichika
    Sure thing.
[18:14] Ichika
    I...
[18:15] Itsuki
    I would prefer not to.
[18:17] Itsuki
    It's personal information.
[18:19] Itsuki
    I absolutely refuse.
[18:20] Ichika
    Itsuki-chan?
[18:24] Fuutarou
    Thanks.
[18:25] Fuutarou
    I'm prepared, though.
[18:27] Fuutarou
    Tell me how it went.
SIGN    Nakano Yotsuba
    Japanese Math Science Social Studies English Total
     30 09 18 22 16 95
[18:29] Yotsuba
    Ta-da.
[18:30] Yotsuba
    I guessed right on Japanese
    and scored a 30.
[18:33] Yotsuba
    I've never gotten such grades before!
SIGN    Nakano Miku
    Japanese Math Science Social Studies English Total
     25 29 27 68 13 162
[18:37] Miku
    I got 68 in social studies.
[18:39] Miku
    I just barely failed the rest.
[18:42] Miku
    Sucks.
SIGN    Nakano Ichika
    Japanese Math Science Social Studies English Total
     19 39 26 15 28 127
[18:44] Ichika
    All I got was a 39 in math.
[18:47] Ichika
    I think that's the best I can do for now.
SIGN    Nakano Nino
    Japanese Math Science Social Studies English Total
     15 19 28 14 43 119
[18:51] Nino
    I failed Japanese, math,
    science, and social studies.
[18:54] Nino
    Just so you know, I was trying my best.
SIGN    Nakano Itsuki
    Japanese Math Science Social Studies English Total
     27 22 56 20 23 148
[18:58] Itsuki
    Unfortunately, the science exam
    was the only one I passed, with 56.
[19:04] Yotsuba
    Yay!
[19:05] Fuutarou
    Damn it...
[19:06] Fuutarou
    It's depressing being reminded
    of how stupid you all are.
[19:09] Nino
    Shut up.
[19:11] Nino
    But well, it's so like us to
    each pass a different subject.
[19:16] Yotsuba
    That's true.
[19:17] Miku
    And compared to when
    we scored a hundred combined...
[19:21] Fuutarou
    Yeah.
[19:22] Fuutarou
    You've certainly made progress.
[19:25] Fuutarou
    Miku.
[19:26] Fuutarou
    Getting a 68 on an exam as hard
    as this one is impressive,
[19:29] Fuutarou
    even your scores are lopsided.
[19:32] Fuutarou
    You can be confident in teaching
    your sisters what you know.
[19:37] Fuutarou
    Yotsuba, you make a lot of careless mistakes.
[19:39] Fuutarou
    What a waste.
[19:41] Fuutarou
    Stay calm and don't rush things.
[19:43] Yotsuba
    Yes, sir.
[19:45] Fuutarou
    Ichika.
[19:47] Fuutarou
    You need to spend more time on each problem.
[19:50] Fuutarou
    Don't give up until the end.
[19:52] Ichika
    Fine.
[19:55] Fuutarou
    Nino.
[19:56] Fuutarou
    You never listened to me till the very end.
[19:59] Fuutarou
    Don't slack off just because
    I won't be coming anymore.
[20:04] Miku
    Futaro, what do you mean,
    you won't be coming anymore?
[20:08] Miku
    I...
[20:09] Itsuki
    Miku, let's hear him out.
[20:12] Fuutarou
    Itsuki...
[20:14] Fuutarou
    You're so...
[20:16] Fuutarou
    stupidly awkward!
[20:17] Itsuki
    What?!
[20:19] Fuutarou
    You obsessed over each question so much,
    you didn't even answer all of them.
[20:24] Itsuki
    That's something I'm working on.
[20:27] Fuutarou
    Just so long as you're aware.
[20:30] Fuutarou
    Be careful from now on.
SIGN    Dad
SIGN    Incoming call
[20:36] Itsuki
    It's our father.
[20:41] Fuutarou
    Hello? Uesugi here.
[20:43] Dad
    You were with Itsuki-kun, huh?
[20:46] Dad
    I thought I'd ask them each individually,
    but let's hear it from you.
[20:50] Fuutarou
    All right.
[20:51] Dad
    I'll know if you lie.
[20:52] Fuutarou
    I won't lie.
[20:54] Fuutarou
    But I'd like to ask you to
    find them a better tutor.
[21:01] Dad
    In other words, the exam results...
[21:10] Nino
    Dad?
[21:11] Nino
    It's me, Nino. Can I ask you something?
[21:14] Nino
    Why did you give him such a condition?
[21:16] Dad
    I have my responsibilities as a father,
    in leaving you to him.
[21:20] Dad
    I was just testing him to see
    if he's right for you.
[21:25] Nino
    So it was for our sake?
[21:27] Nino
    Thanks, Dad.
[21:29] Nino
    But we won't know whether he's right
    for us or not from just our grades.
[21:35] Dad
    That's the primary metric.
[21:39] Nino
    Fine.
[21:41] Nino
    Let me tell you, then.
[21:44] Nino
    The five of us together
    avoided failing all five subjects.
[21:51] Dad
    Is that true?
[21:52] Nino
    I'm not lying.
[21:54] Dad
    It must be true if you say so, Nino-kun.
[21:58] Dad
    I expect you to keep up
    the work with Uesugi-kun.
[22:02] Fuutarou
    Nino, you just...
[22:04] Nino
    The five of us each passed
    one of the subjects.
[22:06] Nino
    So I wasn't lying.
[22:08] Fuutarou
    Are you serious?
[22:11] Nino
    We ended up deceiving Dad.
[22:14] Nino
    It probably won't work again.
[22:17] Nino
    You better make it happen for real next time.
[22:22] Fuutarou
    Watch me.
[22:24] Ichika
    Hey, what was that about?
[22:26] Yotsuba
    I actually passed all five subjects?!
[22:30] Yotsuba
    How?!
[22:31] Nino
    Come on...
[22:33] Itsuki
    Don't worry, Miku.
[22:36] Itsuki
    It looks like he'll be with us
    for a while longer.
[22:40] Yotsuba
    Okay!
[22:42] Yotsuba
    Let's get to reviewing, then.
[22:45] Nino
    I'd rather not, obviously.
[22:47] Ichika
    No running away.
[22:48] Fuutarou
    You're right.
[22:50] Fuutarou
    It's most important to study after
    you get your exam results back.
[22:55] Fuutarou
    But it doesn't have to be right after.
[22:59] Fuutarou
    A reward, was it?
[23:01] Fuutarou
    Something about parfaits?
[23:11] Ichika
    Futaro-kun just said parfaits!
[23:14] Nino
    That's so not his style!
[23:17] Itsuki
    In that case, I'll have an extra large.
[23:21] Fuutarou
    That exists?
[23:24] Fuutarou
    All right, the five of you passed
    five together, so just one serving.
[23:29] Nino
    What? You're so cheap.
[23:32] Fuutarou
    I'll make it happen next time.
[23:35] Yotsuba
    By the way, how did you do, Uesugi-san?
[23:39] Fuutarou
    No!
[23:40] Fuutarou
    Don't look!
[23:41] Yotsuba
    Wh-What?! Hundreds on all of them?!
[23:43] Fuutarou
    Oh, man, that's embarrassing!
SIGN    #07 Liar McLieface
[23:46] Itsuki
    Are you trying to make that your thing?
SIGN    #08 The Photo That Started It All
SIGN    Next Time on The Quintessential Quintuplets
[23:50] ---
    Quintuplet Trivia!
[23:51] Ichika
    What are our best subjects?
[23:53] ---
    Math.
[23:54] Nino
    English.
[23:54] Miku
    Social Studies.
[23:55] Yotsuba
    Japanese.
[23:56] Itsuki
    Science.
[23:56] Itsuki
    Together, the five of us...
[23:58] Itsuki
    are the No-Fail Sisters!
[24:00] Fuutarou
    Stop running away from reality.
[24:02] Itsuki
    No-Fail Sisters!

E8 - The Photo that Started It All

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SIGN    Japanese Math Science Social Studies English
SIGN    Ichika
    
    Nino
    
    Miku
    
    Yotsuba
    
    Itsuki
[00:02] Fuutarou
    I can't believe they all bombed
    nearly every subject.
[00:06] Fuutarou
    I know we didn't have much time,
    but they studied a lot.
[00:10] Dad
    Futaro!
[00:11] Dad
    You need to stop talking
    about studying at home.
[00:13] Fuutarou
    What kind of education approach is that?!
[00:15] Fuutarou
    And you were the one who
    hooked me up with this job!
[00:18] Dad
    You weren't a very good student
    in the past either, remember?
[00:21] Dad
    You don't need to worry so much.
    Itsuki-chan and the rest will change.
[00:24] Sister
    What? Onii-chan wasn't such
    a study freak in the past?
[00:28] Dad
    This kid was a wild boy, just like me.
[00:34] Dad
    I know you have a photo from back then
    in your student handbook.
[00:38] Sister
    Let me see!
[00:40] Fuutarou
    No.
[00:41] Fuutarou
    Hell no.
[00:42] Dad
    Yoink.
[00:43] Fuutarou
    Hey, Dad!
[00:45] Sister
    Let me see! Let me see!
[00:47] Dad
    Take a look.
[00:50] Sister
    No way.
[00:51] Sister
    This is Onii-chan?
[00:53] Sister
    Wow!
[00:56] Dad
    That was around when you met that girl
    and became how you are now.
[01:05] Fuutarou
    I-I don't know what you're talking about.
[01:09] Sister
    Hey, hey, is that your first love?
[01:12] Fuutarou
    No, she's not.
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
[02:48] Yotsuba
    What are these?
[02:49] Miku
    Croquettes.
[02:51] Yotsuba
    Are you sure they aren't rocks?
[02:56] Miku
    I'm confident they taste good, though.
[02:59] Miku
    Try them.
[03:01] Yotsuba
    Okay, then.
[03:02] Fuutarou
    You made ohagi?
[03:05] Fuutarou
    Thanks.
[03:10] Fuutarou
    Oh, it's a croquette.
    It's actually pretty good.
[03:13] Yotsuba
    It's not that good!
[03:15] Fuutarou
    Wow, you have surprisingly
    picky taste, Yotsuba.
[03:18] Yotsuba
    Your tastes are just too easy to cater to!
    And you're a hater, too!
[03:22] Miku
    Which is it?
[03:24] Fuutarou
    Yeah, yeah, I'm a hater or whatever.
[03:26] Fuutarou
    Let's just start reviewing the exams.
[03:28] Miku
    Wait.
[03:32] Miku
    I'm going to keep making them
    until they taste perfect.
[03:35] Miku
    So eat.
[03:38] Yotsuba
    How's your stomach feeling?
[03:41] Yotsuba
    Miku will be back with some medicine soon.
[03:47] Fuutarou
    I was supposed to be tutoring today.
[03:50] Fuutarou
    I messed up.
[03:52] Fuutarou
    I never thought she'd feed me
    until I collapsed.
[03:57] Yotsuba
    I'm stuffed, too.
[04:00] Fuutarou
    It's all because
    you wouldn't stop complaining!
[04:03] Fuutarou
    I really thought they were good,
    but you could have told a white lie!
[04:06] Yotsuba
    If I lied, Miku would see right through it.
[04:11] Fuutarou
    You could have just told her
    that you like the flavor.
[04:15] Yotsuba
    "I like the flavor"!
[04:17] Yotsuba
    I see! Today I learned!
[04:20] Fuutarou
    That's not what I came here to teach you.
[04:26] Nino
    What's this?
[04:28] Nino
    Taking a nap in someone else's home?
[04:30] Nino
    Did someone drug you or something?
[04:33] Fuutarou
    Ironically, I would like some drugs today.
[04:39] Nino
    Not that I care.
[04:41] Nino
    Let's go, Itsuki. Lunchtime's going to end.
[04:43] ---
    O-Okay.
[04:44] Fuutarou
    Shoot!
[04:45] Fuutarou
    Yotsuba!
[04:47] Yotsuba
    Yes? What is it?
[04:49] Fuutarou
    I want those two to start studying.
[04:52] Fuutarou
    Make them stay!
[04:55] Yotsuba
    How do I do that?
[04:56] Fuutarou
    Lie to them if you have to.
[05:00] Yotsuba
    All right.
[05:01] Nino
    Oh yeah, there's a place at the station...
[05:03] Yotsuba
    Wait, you two!
[05:05] Yotsuba
    As you can see, Uesugi-san has
    been struck by a grave illness!
[05:09] Yotsuba
    Take care of him!
[05:12] Itsuki
    A grave illness?
[05:14] Fuutarou
    Yotsuba... Come on...
[05:18] Fuutarou
    You're such a terrible liar!
[05:21] Itsuki
    Then maybe he should go to the hospital.
[05:23] Yotsuba
    I-I don't think he can.
[05:26] Yotsuba
    Apparently, he'll die if he moves!
[05:28] Fuutarou
    What kind of weird illness is that?
[05:31] Nino
    What the hell?
[05:33] Nino
    Let's go, Itsuki.
[05:34] Itsuki
    Okay.
[05:41] Fuutarou
    Shit, I just moved a bit, and I nearly died.
[05:44] Itsuki
    What are you doing?
[05:46] Itsuki
    Stay still.
[05:50] Nino
    Well, just take your medication,
    get some sleep, and you'll be okay.
[05:54] Yotsuba
    Look, Nino, you can have
    these croquettes for lunch.
[05:57] Nino
    How are those croquettes?
[06:00] Yotsuba
    You're...
[06:03] Yotsuba
    I know!
[06:04] Yotsuba
    You're good at cooking, aren't you?
[06:06] Yotsuba
    You should make him some porridge.
[06:08] Fuutarou
    I'm sick because I overate.
[06:11] Fuutarou
    You haven't forgotten that, have you?
[06:15] Nino
    I guess that's not too much to ask for.
[06:17] Fuutarou
    Why pick now to start being nice?!
[06:19] Nino
    You're okay with eggs in, right?
[06:21] Fuutarou
    Yeah, thanks.
[06:24] Itsuki
    I didn't know you were so ill.
[06:29] Itsuki
    Yotsuba, is there anything I can do?
[06:32] Yotsuba
    Um...
[06:33] Yotsuba
    Um...
[06:35] Yotsuba
    Why don't you hold his hand or something?
[06:40] Yotsuba
    Remember how Mom used to do that
    for us when we were bedridden?
[06:45] Yotsuba
    She said it's a magic spell
    to make you feel better.
[06:48] Itsuki
    No way!
[06:49] Itsuki
    The two situations couldn't be more different!
[06:52] Fuutarou
    Stop talking already, Yotsuba.
[06:55] Yotsuba
    Are you okay?
[06:59] Itsuki
    If it'll help you get better...
[07:01] Fuutarou
    What?
[07:11] Itsuki
    I can't!
[07:14] Fuutarou
    You must really hate me, huh?
[07:18] Fuutarou
    All right, we've managed to
    keep them here, but now what?
[07:22] Yotsuba
    You guys should get along better.
[07:27] Yotsuba
    Study with us, Itsuki.
[07:31] Yotsuba
    Let's take Uesugi-san's lessons
    together from now on.
[07:34] Yotsuba
    It'll be a lot more fun with the five of us.
[07:40] Fuutarou
    I think I took the wrong approach.
[07:42] Fuutarou
    This suits Yotsuba a lot more
    than having her tell lies.
[07:49] Itsuki
    I'll think about it.
[07:51] Nino
    Here you are.
[07:53] Nino
    I made porridge.
[08:02] Fuutarou
    Hey, whole rice.
[08:05] Fuutarou
    Every single grain is sparkling.
[08:09] Fuutarou
    They must use really good rice.
[08:17] Fuutarou
    That burns!
[08:20] Nino
    S-Sorry, are you okay?
[08:23] Nino
    Wait, huh? He's moving around.
[08:33] Fuutarou
    Looks like I'm all better now.
[08:36] Fuutarou
    And now it's just the two of us again.
[08:40] Fuutarou
    We're back to where we were
    before the exams.
[08:42] Yotsuba
    Are we?
[08:45] Yotsuba
    Haven't you noticed?
[08:48] Yotsuba
    Nino didn't try to kick you
    out of our apartment.
[08:52] Fuutarou
    It's just a coincidence.
[08:55] Yotsuba
    It's not just Nino and Itsuki, either.
[08:57] Yotsuba
    Ichika and Miku are changing, too.
    Even I can tell.
[09:02] Yotsuba
    I'm the only one that hasn't grown.
[09:05] Yotsuba
    My exam results still suck, too.
[09:10] Fuutarou
    That's not true.
[09:13] Fuutarou
    You were the first one to change.
[09:16] Fuutarou
    I'm lucky one of you was
    honest and straightforward.
[09:20] Fuutarou
    Maybe I'm giving you too much credit.
[09:23] Fuutarou
    Especially given I got wrecked today
    because you're too straightforward to lie.
[09:27] Yotsuba
    Do you know why I'm on your side?
[09:32] Fuutarou
    Say what?
[09:34] Fuutarou
    Because you want better grades, right?
[09:35] Yotsuba
    No.
[09:45] Yotsuba
    Because I like you.
[09:57] Fuutarou
    Huh?
[09:59] ---
    Wait...
[10:01] Fuutarou
    What?
[10:08] Yotsuba
    Just kidding.
[10:10] Yotsuba
    Ha! You fell for it!
[10:12] Yotsuba
    I can lie when I wanna, too!
[10:18] Fuutarou
    I won't trust anyone anymore.
[10:21] Narrator
    And so Futaro's heart grew a little colder.
[10:27] Yotsuba
    School camp! School camp! School camp!
[10:35] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san! School camp is coming up!
[10:39] Fuutarou
    Yotsuba?
[10:46] Fuutarou
    It's me.
[10:47] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san.
[10:49] Yotsuba
    Who are you?!
[10:52] Fuutarou
    It's me.
[10:53] Yotsuba
    Thank goodness.
[10:56] Yotsuba
    Who are you?!
[10:58] Fuutarou
    It's me.
[11:01] Yotsuba
    Help me!
[11:06] Librarian
    Quiet in the library.
[11:08] Fuutarou
    Sorry.
[11:11] Yotsuba
    What are you doing with
    all these costume masks?
[11:15] Miku
    He's on the test of courage
    planning committee.
[11:19] Yotsuba
    That's a surprisingly social thing
    for you to do.
[11:22] Fuutarou
    I'm not doing it by choice.
SIGN    Curry
SIGN    Orienteering
SIGN    Test of Courage
SIGN    Skiing
SIGN    Campfire
[11:25] Fuutarou
    My class is in charge of the test of courage,
[11:29] Fuutarou
    and my classmates dumped it on my head
    while I was busy studying by myself.
[11:34] Yotsuba
    Poor thing.
[11:36] Miku
    He deserved it.
[11:39] Fuutarou
    I'm going to get back at them
    by scaring the crap out of them.
[11:44] Fuutarou
    I'll make it a night they won't forget.
[11:47] Miku
    You're totally into it.
[11:48] Yotsuba
    It's not right that they're making him
    do it all on his own, though.
[11:52] Yotsuba
    I'm gonna go complain to Class 1.
[11:55] Fuutarou
    Don't bother.
[11:56] Fuutarou
    Miku's right.
[11:57] Fuutarou
    I deserved it.
[11:59] Yotsuba
    But...
[12:00] Fuutarou
    Besides, I don't even care about camp.
[12:06] Yotsuba
    Then, let's talk about things that could
    make you look forward to it.
[12:09] Yotsuba
    I heard this from my friends in class.
[12:12] Yotsuba
    Did you know there's a legend
    about our school camp?
[12:17] Yotsuba
    There's always a campfire dance
    on the last day,
[12:21] Yotsuba
    and any pairs dancing when it ends
    are destined to spend their lives together.
[12:30] Fuutarou
    That's unrealistic. And silly.
[12:34] Yotsuba
    You're too cynical! Kids these days!
[12:36] Yotsuba
    It's a campfire!
[12:38] Yotsuba
    A legend of fate!
[12:39] Yotsuba
    Don't you think it's romantic?
[12:42] Fuutarou
    Come on, let's start studying.
[12:44] Ichika
    Yoohoo.
[12:46] Fuutarou
    Ichika, you're late.
[12:47] Ichika
    What are you wearing?
[12:49] Fuutarou
    That's not important. We're doing math today.
[12:51] Ichika
    Sorry.
[12:53] Ichika
    I have a shoot today.
[12:55] Ichika
    That got me thinking...
[12:57] Ichika
    I should let you know ahead of time
    whenever this happens.
[13:02] Ichika
    So here. Let's exchange email addresses.
[13:05] Fuutarou
    Email addresses, huh?
[13:08] Fuutarou
    Do we really need to?
[13:10] Yotsuba
    I agree! We should exchange email addresses!
[13:13] Yotsuba
    I'd like to join in too, Uesugi-san.
[13:16] Yotsuba
    Oh, but before that,
SIGN    Infrared Transfer
SIGN    Receiving
[13:18] Yotsuba
    let me get this done.
SIGN    Address Book
SIGN    Nakano Ichika
SIGN    Mobile Phone
SIGN    Mail Address
[13:21] Ichika
    Okay, done.
[13:23] Fuutarou
    Yotsuba.
[13:25] Fuutarou
    Should I even ask what you're doing?
[13:28] Yotsuba
    Making a thousand paper cranes.
[13:30] Yotsuba
    My friend's friend is in the hospital.
[13:33] Fuutarou
    Study!
[13:34] Fuutarou
    Give me half of that.
[13:36] Fuutarou
    We're studying once we're done with this.
[13:38] Yotsuba
    Okay.
[13:39] Sensei
    Oh, Nakano.
[13:42] Yotsuba
    Sensei.
[13:44] Sensei
    I'm glad I found you here.
[13:45] Sensei
    Could you put these on everyone's desks?
[13:49] Yotsuba
    Sure.
[13:50] Fuutarou
    How much of a pushover are you?!
[13:54] Fuutarou
    Hold on, is she buying time
    so she doesn't have to study?
[13:59] Fuutarou
    If she is, she's way more wicked than Nino.
[14:04] Ichika
    Okay, I'm off.
[14:05] Miku
    Good luck.
[14:07] Yotsuba
    Go, Ichika!
SIGN    Receiving Message
SIGN    1 New Message
SIGN    Incoming Mail
SIGN    Nakano Ichika
SIGN    Your cute sleepy face
SIGN    If you don't want me to send it around,
    you'll get the other four's email addresses!
[14:13] Ichika
    If you don't want me to send it around,
    you'll get the other four's email addresses!
[14:25] Fuutarou
    Man, as your tutor,
[14:28] Fuutarou
    I should probably get
    everyone's email addresses, huh?
[14:31] Miku
    I'll help you.
[14:34] Fuutarou
    Yay.
[14:35] Fuutarou
    I did it.
[14:37] Fuutarou
    I guess I can get Itsuki's
    and Nino's some other day.
[14:41] Yotsuba
    I saw them in the cafeteria.
[14:43] Yotsuba
    Okay, let's go!
[14:44] Fuutarou
    H-Hey, what about your address?
[14:50] Fuutarou
    Thanks.
[14:51] Fuutarou
    I saved my address.
[14:53] Miku
    Okay.
[14:54] Fuutarou
    Wait up, Yotsuba!
[15:02] Nino
    Absolutely not.
[15:04] Nino
    Ab-so-lute-ly not.
[15:07] Itsuki
    There's no reason for us
    to want your email address.
SIGN    The Theater Club
    Needs You!
[15:11] Fuutarou
    I expected you to say that.
[15:14] Fuutarou
    But wait, there's more!
SIGN    Uesugi Raiha
    Dad
    Nakano Ichika
[15:16] Fuutarou
    Act now, and I'll throw in
    Raiha's email address for free!
SIGN    Uesugi Raiha
[15:20] Fuutarou
    It's a bargain!
[15:20] Raiha
    Itsuki-chan!
[15:27] Itsuki
    You leave me no choice.
[15:30] Nino
    That's so cowardly,
    selling your family out like that!
[15:32] Fuutarou
    Say what you will.
[15:34] Fuutarou
    Aren't you telling me yours, Nino?
[15:36] Nino
    Of course not.
[15:38] Fuutarou
    All right, then.
[15:41] Fuutarou
    In that case, we'll chat without you.
[15:44] Fuutarou
    The rest of us, without you.
[15:47] Nino
    G-Give me something to write with.
[15:52] Fuutarou
    Here.
[15:55] Yotsuba
    Now you've got everyone's.
[15:59] Fuutarou
    There's one more.
[16:01] Yotsuba
    Ichika, Miku, Itsuki, Nino...
[16:07] Yotsuba
    Yotsuba! That's me!
[16:10] Fuutarou
    Yeah, she's plain stupid.
[16:13] Yotsuba
    This is my email address.
SIGN    Basketball Team Captain
SIGN    Incoming Call
[16:18] Fuutarou
    You have a call.
[16:22] Fuutarou
    The basketball team?
[16:24] Fuutarou
    Wait, are you still hanging out with them?
[16:28] Yotsuba
    Oh, right, I had one more thing
    I had to do for someone.
[16:32] Yotsuba
    Okay, Uesugi-san. I'll be leaving now.
[16:38] Fuutarou
    You're such a bad liar.
[16:43] Nino
    Hey!
[16:45] Nino
    I wrote my email address.
[16:51] Yotsuba
    Hey, everyone.
[16:53] Girl
    Nakano-san. Thanks for the help the other day.
[16:56] Nino
    Don't mention it.
[16:58] Fuutarou
    I knew it.
[16:59] Fuutarou
    The fact that she lied to come here
    even though she sucks at it means...
[17:03] Girl
    So, Nakano-san, have you thought
    about joining the club?
[17:09] Nino
    Yes.
[17:10] Nino
    I'm thankful that you invited me.
[17:12] Fuutarou
    So that's what it is?!
[17:14] Fuutarou
    Yotsuba really was buying
    time to avoid studying!
[17:19] Girl
    That's great.
[17:20] Girl
    Then...
[17:21] Yotsuba
    But...
[17:24] Yotsuba
    I'm sorry.
[17:30] Yotsuba
    I'll have to decline.
[17:35] Yotsuba
    I'm well aware that
    the basketball team needs my help,
[17:40] Yotsuba
    but I have an important
    engagement after school.
[17:45] Yotsuba
    O-Of course, I can always fill in at games.
[17:50] Girl
    I see.
[17:52] Girl
    Guess that's that, then.
[17:54] Girl
    Although I think it's a waste
    of talent not to join us.
[17:58] Yotsuba
    There's someone who's spurring me on,
    even though I have no talent.
SIGN    Basketball Team
    Looking for members!
[18:14] Yotsuba
    U-Uesugi-san?
[18:16] Yotsuba
    Why are you here?
[18:18] Fuutarou
    I was on my way to the library.
[18:20] Yotsuba
    But the library and this club wing
    are in completely opposite directions.
[18:24] Yotsuba
    Weird.
[18:27] Fuutarou
    Are you done here?
[18:30] Fuutarou
    I'm going to keep working you hard.
    You'd best be ready.
[18:34] Yotsuba
    Yes, sir.
[18:38] Yotsuba
    I'm ready now.
[18:41] Fuutarou
    Thanks, Raiha.
[18:44] Raiha
    Sure.
[18:45] Fuutarou
    Oh, right.
SIGN    Uesugi Raiha
    Dad
    Nakano Ichika
    Nakano Miku
    Nakano Yotsuba
    Nakano Itsuki
[18:48] Fuutarou
    I guess I should message them
    about the weekend session.
SIGN    Dad
    Nakano Ichika
    Nakano Miku
    Nakano Yotsuba
    Nakano Itsuki
SIGN    Nakano Ichika
    Nakano Miku
    Nakano Yotsuba
    Nakano Itsuki
[18:53] Fuutarou
    Huh?
[18:54] Fuutarou
    Where's Nino's?
[18:57] Fuutarou
    My student handbook!
[19:01] Fuutarou
    I didn't get it back from Nino!
[19:21] Fuutarou
    Give me back my student handbook.
[19:26] Nino
    Eek!
[19:32] Nino
    Unbelievable.
[19:34] Nino
    How could you enter a girl's room without
    permission first thing in the morning?!
[19:37] Miku
    I allowed it.
[19:39] Nino
    And what gives you the right to do that?!
[19:41] Fuutarou
    I apologize.
[19:43] Fuutarou
    I just wanted my student handbook
    back as soon as possible.
[19:48] Nino
    You're being awfully meek.
[19:49] Nino
    Is there something you're hiding in here?
[19:53] Fuutarou
    There's no telling what she'll say
    if she sees my old photo.
[19:59] Ichika
    Morning, Futaro-kun.
[20:01] Ichika
    Here, Nino.
[20:03] Ichika
    It's what we were talking about yesterday.
[20:05] Ichika
    Can you really do it by yourself?
[20:07] Nino
    I-I said I'll be fine!
[20:09] Nino
    Don't underestimate me.
[20:22] Nino
    Honestly, any other time,
    I'd rather die than let you in my room.
[20:26] Fuutarou
    What?
[20:28] Fuutarou
    Hurry up and give me my handbook.
[20:33] Nino
    I'll give it back if you pierce my ears.
[20:37] Fuutarou
    What?
[20:39] Nino
    You want it back, don't you?
[20:41] Nino
    Do it.
[20:42] Fuutarou
    Uh, do it yourself.
[20:44] Nino
    I don't wanna. It's scary.
[20:47] Fuutarou
    Then why do you want piercings at all?
[20:49] Fuutarou
    Just so you know,
    it's going to hurt for a while.
[20:52] Nino
    What would you know?
    You've never done it before.
[20:55] Fuutarou
    I-I guess.
[20:57] Nino
    No reason, really.
[21:00] Nino
    I just want it because
    everyone else is doing it.
[21:03] Fuutarou
    I see.
[21:05] Fuutarou
    Fine.
[21:10] Fuutarou
    This is a perfect opportunity to
    get back at you for everything.
[21:14] Fuutarou
    Here I go.
[21:18] Fuutarou
    The handbook.
[21:23] Fuutarou
    Five...
[21:25] Fuutarou
    Four...
[21:27] Fuutarou
    Three...
[21:29] Fuutarou
    Two...
[21:30] Fuutarou
    One...
[21:32] Fuutarou
    Zero!
[21:33] Fuutarou
    ...is what I'll say when I do it.
[21:35] Nino
    Quit messing around!
[21:42] Fuutarou
    Shit!
[21:49] Fuutarou
    Wait, this bad boy...
[21:55] Fuutarou
    He's totally my type!
[21:57] Fuutarou
    Who is it?
[21:59] Fuutarou
    It's me!
[22:00] Fuutarou
    A-A relative.
[22:02] Fuutarou
    I didn't want you to see that.
[22:07] Nino
    He's a lot hotter than you.
[22:10] Nino
    Hook me up someday.
[22:13] Fuutarou
    Sure.
[22:14] Fuutarou
    Someday.
[22:16] Nino
    Oh, yeah.
[22:18] Nino
    We used to be adorable little
    angels back then, too.
[22:23] Nino
    See?
[22:24] Nino
    Look.
[22:27] Nino
    No interest?
[22:29] Nino
    I think I'll show the girls
    for old times' sake.
[22:35] Fuutarou
    Thank goodness.
[22:39] Ichika
    Nino.
[22:40] Ichika
    Are you done?
[22:42] Nino
    I thought it over, and there's
    no reason to rush into it.
[22:47] Nino
    As long as I can do it by the time
    I'm wearing my wedding dress.
[22:52] Nino
    Never mind that.
[22:53] Nino
    Look at this picture.
[22:55] Yotsuba
    It's the five of us.
[22:58] Fuutarou
    She saw my photo,
[23:00] Fuutarou
    but good thing she only saw half of it.
[23:03] Yotsuba
    We're all so cute.
[23:05] Ichika
    When was this again?
[23:07] Miku
    Sixth grade.
[23:12] Ichika
    This was Kyoto, which means...
[23:13] Ichika
    It's from our school trip.
[23:16] Fuutarou
    Five years ago, huh?
[23:18] Fuutarou
    The color's fading a bit.
[23:24] Yotsuba
    This really takes me back.
[23:26] Itsuki
    We've changed a lot, huh?
[23:40] Fuutarou
    I hope I meet her again.
SIGN    #08 The Photo That Started It All
SIGN    Next Time on The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    #09 Legend of Fate Day 1
[23:50] Yotsuba
    Quintuplet Trivia!
[23:51] Miku
    Yotsuba is really athletic.
[23:53] Nino
    But can she memorize the rules?
[23:54] Yotsuba
    Of course I can.
[23:55] Itsuki
    Then what are the rules for basketball?
[23:57] Yotsuba
    Put the ball in the basket,
    and you get two or three points!
[23:59] Miku
    That's it?
[24:00] Yotsuba
    Also, you tend to eat
    on the way home often.
[24:02] Nino
    That's just an after-practice trope!

E9 - Legend of Fate Day 1

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[00:02] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san!
[00:05] Fuutarou
    Y-Yotsuba!
[00:07] Yotsuba
    Tomorrow is finally the day.
[00:09] Fuutarou
    For what?
[00:10] Yotsuba
    What else would it be?
[00:13] Yotsuba
    This!
SIGN    School Camp
[00:14] Yotsuba
    School camp!
[00:17] Yotsuba
    Have you read the leaflet?
[00:19] Fuutarou
    I haven't.
[00:20] Yotsuba
    It's full of fun events.
[00:23] Yotsuba
    Outdoor cooking, skiing, fishing, hiking,
[00:27] Yotsuba
    and then... the campfire!
[00:30] Yotsuba
    And its dance of legend!
[00:32] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    ...any pairs dancing when it ends
    are destined to spend their lives together.
[00:40] Yotsuba
    I heard there are a lot of people
    who start dating because of it.
[00:44] Fuutarou
    I told you, relationships between students
    are a waste of time.
[00:47] Yotsuba
    B-But wouldn't you want to date
    someone you have feelings for?
[00:52] Yotsuba
    Right, Miku?
[00:54] Yotsuba
    Miku?
[00:57] Miku
    Why do we date people we like?
[01:01] Ichika
    That's because you love the person
    so much, you can't help it.
[01:07] Ichika
    You must have an idea what that's like, Miku.
[01:10] Miku
    I-I don't.
[01:12] Fuutarou
    All right.
[01:13] Fuutarou
    Now that we're all here,
    let's start studying.
[01:16] Yotsuba
    Again?!
[01:17] Ichika
    I have a shoot, so I'll pass.
[01:20] Ichika
    Actually, I sent you a message about that.
[01:25] Yotsuba
    I have to prepare for tomorrow, too.
[01:28] Fuutarou
    Wait up!
[01:30] ---
    Jeez...
[01:32] Ichika
    Miku,
[01:33] Ichika
    my class has a meeting
    about the school camp.
[01:37] Ichika
    Can you do the usual deal again?
[01:39] Miku
    Okay.
[01:47] Fuutarou
    "The usual deal"?
[01:48] Fuutarou
    What is Miku up to?
[01:53] Fuutarou
    Ichika?
[01:54] Fuutarou
    Didn't she just leave?
[01:58] Fuutarou
    No way...
[02:02] Fuutarou
    M-Miku?!
[02:04] Fuutarou
    She took Ichika's place!
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
[03:37] Guy
    Thanks for coming, Nakano-san.
[03:40] Miku
    Um...
[03:42] Miku
    Maeda-kun, was it?
[03:44] Miku
    Where are the others?
[03:46] Guy
    Sorry, I lied to get you to come here.
[03:50] Miku
    Huh?
[03:51] Guy
    P-Please dance with me at the campfire.
[03:57] Miku
    With me? Why?
[03:59] Guy
    W-Well, you know...
[04:02] Guy
    Because I like you.
[04:07] Miku
    Really?
[04:09] Miku
    Ichika's cute. I wonder if she gets it a lot.
[04:13] Miku
    Thanks.
[04:14] Miku
    I'll let you know later.
[04:16] Guy
    I want an answer now.
[04:19] Guy
    Nakano-san, please!
[04:19] Fuutarou
    Tell a cheap lie, and you get hurt.
[04:22] Miku
    Um...
[04:23] Fuutarou
    Well, you reap what you sow.
[04:25] Guy
    Huh?
[04:25] Guy
    You have a different vibe today, Nakano-san.
[04:29] Guy
    Is it your hair?
[04:31] Guy
    Weird...
[04:32] Miku
    Um...
[04:34] Guy
    You're a quintuplet, aren't you?
[04:37] Guy
    You and one of your four sisters...
[04:40] Guy
    haven't switched places or anything, right?
[04:45] Fuutarou
    Ichika, there you are.
[04:49] Fuutarou
    Your sisters were calling.
[04:51] Fuutarou
    Go meet up with them.
[04:53] Miku
    Futaro...
[04:55] Guy
    Hey, who asked you to be here, punk?
[04:59] Guy
    Don't go thinking you get to call
    Nakano-san by her first name.
[05:02] Fuutarou
    Give her some time to decide.
[05:04] Fuutarou
    Think about how other people feel for once.
[05:08] Miku
    It's not very convincing
    when Futaro says that.
[05:11] Guy
    Who gave you the right to eavesdrop?
[05:13] Guy
    This ain't any of your business!
[05:15] Fuutarou
    It is, technically.
[05:17] ---
    Um...
[05:17] Guy
    What?
[05:18] ---
    You bastard...
[05:21] ---
    Calm down!
[05:23] Guy
    Get lost!
[05:28] Miku
    I've already promised to dance with him.
[05:34] Miku
    Wait, no...
[05:35] Guy
    You're lying!
[05:37] Guy
    You're way out of this guy's league!
[05:39] Miku
    Th-That's not true.
[05:42] Miku
    Futaro is...
[05:43] Miku
    Futaro is...
[05:46] Miku
    Cool and handsome.
[05:48] Guy
    A-Are you dating?
[05:50] Miku
    W-We're all over each other!
[05:52] Miku
    Let's go walk home together.
[05:54] Fuutarou
    Yeah, whatever. Let's go with that.
[05:58] Guy
    Hold it!
[06:00] Guy
    If you're really dating,
    you could hold hands, couldn't you?
[06:04] Guy
    Or what? You can't do it?
[06:05] Guy
    That's definitely suspicious.
[06:08] Fuutarou
    Now look here.
[06:09] Fuutarou
    Not every couple works the same way.
[06:15] ---
    Mi—
[06:16] Fuutarou
    Ichika!
[06:17] Miku
    This is, uh...
[06:20] Miku
    It's not that I wanted to
    hold hands again, but, uh...
[06:23] Miku
    This isn't our first time.
[06:26] Guy
    Damn it!
[06:27] Guy
    All right, fine.
[06:31] Miku
    Hey, I know this isn't a great time to ask,
[06:34] Miku
    but what made you want to
    confess to the person you like?
[06:37] Guy
    How could you ask me that, Nakano-san?
[06:39] Miku
    Sorry.
[06:41] Guy
    Well, you know...
[06:43] Guy
    Anyone who does it
    wants that person all to themselves.
[06:46] Guy
    That's what it boils down to.
[06:49] Miku
    You want that person all to yourself?
[06:53] Guy
    What the hell am I saying?
[06:55] Guy
    Oy!
[06:56] Guy
    You better not give Nakano-san any trouble.
[06:58] Fuutarou
    She's giving me plenty of trouble right now.
[07:02] Miku
    Oh, come on.
[07:03] Miku
    Let's go, Futaro.
[07:05] Fuutarou
    You don't need to cling to me.
[07:08] Miku
    I'm Ichika right now.
[07:10] Miku
    This is what she would do.
[07:12] Miku
    I'll be okay.
[07:15] Fuutarou
    Really, though...
[07:17] Fuutarou
    Are you sure it's a good idea to
    turn him down without asking her?
[07:20] Miku
    Ichika said work is her priority.
[07:23] Fuutarou
    Still, what about the campfire?
[07:29] Yotsuba
    There you are!
[07:32] Nino
    All right, let's go.
[07:35] Yotsuba
    We're going to pick out clothes for
    Uesugi-san to wear at the school camp.
[07:40] Yotsuba
    I'll go first.
[07:41] Yotsuba
    I chose something really loud.
[07:43] Fuutarou
    I can't help but think you're messing with me.
[07:47] Miku
    A hint of Japanese style
    would suit Futaro the best.
[07:50] Fuutarou
    This is way more than a hint!
[07:52] Itsuki
    I've chosen a manly outfit for you.
[07:55] Fuutarou
    What the hell is your idea of manliness?!
[07:59] Yotsuba
    Nino's choosing really carefully.
[08:01] Miku
    She's serious.
[08:02] Nino
    Why aren't you all taking this seriously?!
[08:05] Fuutarou
    Are you all sure about this?
[08:08] Fuutarou
    The money...
[08:09] Nino
    This isn't for your sake.
[08:11] Nino
    It'd be a nuisance to have you hanging
    around us while dressed like a hobo.
[08:15] Yotsuba
    But you know, picking out clothes
    and shopping with a guy...
[08:20] Yotsuba
    It's kind of like a date, don't you think?
[08:24] Itsuki
    This is just a shopping run.
[08:27] Itsuki
    Students shouldn't be dating.
[08:29] Itsuki
    It's improper.
[08:32] Yotsuba
    You sound like Uesugi-san.
[08:34] Itsuki
    Don't lump me with him!
[08:36] Itsuki
    We're no more than students and teacher.
[08:39] Itsuki
    We need to keep a certain distance.
[08:41] Fuutarou
    I already keep one!
[08:43] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san!
[08:45] Yotsuba
    Be sure you take a look through the leaflet.
[08:49] Fuutarou
    Why should I?
[08:50] Yotsuba
    You better show up!
[08:53] Yotsuba
    Let's make some awesome memories!
[08:57] Yotsuba
    Oh, right.
[09:00] Yotsuba
    My phone...
SIGN    Received calls
SIGN    Dad Missed Dad Missed Dad Missed Dad Missed
[09:04] Fuutarou
    Dad?
[09:10] Fuutarou
    Raiha! Are you all right?
[09:13] Raiha
    Onii-chan, I think I have a fever.
[09:17] Raiha
    Sorry for bothering you while you were out.
[09:22] Fuutarou
    You've always been frail.
    It's okay, I understand.
[09:26] Fuutarou
    I bought some medicine and drinks.
[09:29] Raiha
    Give me the medicine, then, please.
[09:31] Fuutarou
    Okay.
[09:32] Raiha
    Wipe down my sweat.
[09:33] Fuutarou
    Okay.
[09:34] Raiha
    Do my homework.
[09:35] Fuutarou
    Yup.
[09:36] Fuutarou
    You're really making me pamper you.
[09:40] Raiha
    Thanks.
[09:42] Fuutarou
    Dad says he'll be back
    as soon as he's done at work.
[09:45] Raiha
    Okay.
[09:48] Raiha
    Onii-chan, you have school camp
    starting tomorrow, right?
[09:52] Fuutarou
    Yeah.
[09:53] Raiha
    Can I ask you for one last thing?
[09:56] Raiha
    Tell me lots of fun stories
    when you get home.
[09:59] Raiha
    I'll be okay on my own.
[10:06] Fuutarou
    Fine.
[10:08] Fuutarou
    Get some sleep.
[10:14] Person A
    All right, line up, please.
[10:15] Person B
    Nakano.
[10:16] Person B
    Nakano Itsuki.
[10:18] Itsuki
    Yes?
[10:18] Person A
    Get in line!
[10:19] Person B
    Would you mind taking over
    the test of courage planning?
[10:26] Dad
    Raiha!
[10:27] Dad
    Are you alive?!
[10:30] Dad
    Futaro.
[10:33] Fuutarou
    She's still sleeping, Dad.
[10:35] Fuutarou
    Keep it down.
[10:37] Dad
    You've been taking care of her?
[10:40] Fuutarou
    Wait, the bus for your school
    camping trip must've left already.
[10:43] Fuutarou
    You think?
[10:45] Fuutarou
    I cared so little, I totally forgot.
[10:47] Fuutarou
    Now I can study to my heart's content
    for the next three days.
[10:53] Dad
    Futaro, you forgot something.
[10:56] Dad
    Sorry I couldn't get home sooner.
[11:00] Dad
    It's a once-in-a-lifetime event.
[11:03] Dad
    You could still make it, couldn't you?
[11:07] Fuutarou
    The bus is gone anyway.
[11:08] Fuutarou
    I don't mind not going.
[11:12] Raiha
    I'm hungry.
[11:15] Fuutarou
    Raiha.
[11:16] Fuutarou
    What about your fever?
[11:18] Raiha
    All better.
[11:19] Raiha
    Thanks, Onii-chan.
[11:21] Raiha
    I'm all right now.
[11:23] Raiha
    Go to school camp.
[11:24] Fuutarou
    I just said the bus is...
[11:26] Itsuki
    The bus has already left.
[11:29] Fuutarou
    Itsuki?
[11:30] Fuutarou
    Why...
[11:31] Itsuki
    I understand the situation.
[11:35] ---
    H-Hey!
[11:37] Itsuki
    Pardon me.
[11:39] Itsuki
    I'm going to borrow Uesugi-kun.
[11:41] Dad
    Okay.
[11:43] Fuutarou
    Where are we going, Itsuki?
[11:50] Fuutarou
    Y-You guys....
[11:52] ---
    Futaro.
[11:53] Itsuki
    You're late.
[11:54] Yotsuba
    Over here!
[11:56] Nino
    What the hell took you so long?
[11:58] Itsuki
    About planning the test of courage...
[12:00] Itsuki
    I can't do it.
[12:02] Itsuki
    I'm afraid of ghosts.
[12:05] Itsuki
    You do it.
[12:09] Fuutarou
    All right, fine.
[12:11] Fuutarou
    I guess I'll go.
[12:14] Yotsuba
    Okay, off we go!
SIGN    Quintuplet Game
SIGN    Quintuplet Game! Yay!
[12:23] Yotsuba
    In this game, we assign each of us
    to the digits of a hand,
[12:26] Yotsuba
    and try to guess whose
    finger it is we're hiding.
[12:31] ---
    Who am I?
[12:34] Miku
    Nino.
[12:35] Itsuki
    I think Miku.
[12:36] Yotsuba
    Yotsuba.
[12:37] Itsuki
    It's Nino.
[12:40] Nino
    Hey, no touching!
[12:42] Nino
    Don't touch me!
[12:45] Fuutarou
    It's Nino.
[12:46] Nino
    Nice try.
[12:47] Nino
    It's Miku.
[12:49] Fuutarou
    Why is your hand facing backwards?
[12:50] Fuutarou
    Damn it.
[12:51] Fuutarou
    Next.
[12:52] Fuutarou
    I'm up.
[12:53] Itsuki
    You seem oddly pumped about this.
[12:55] Fuutarou
    Other than your place, I haven't spent a night
    away from home since elementary school.
[12:59] Fuutarou
    No one can stop me now!
[13:02] Yotsuba
    Well, uh...
[13:03] Yotsuba
    Too bad we've been stuck in traffic
    for more than an hour, huh?
[13:12] Fuutarou
    This is a nice room.
[13:14] Itsuki
    It's a four-person room, though.
[13:16] Nino
    I'm not sharing a room with him.
[13:20] Yotsuba
    They had a large group that
    came in without a reservation.
[13:22] Yotsuba
    This was the only one that was available.
[13:25] Nino
    We have the car.
[13:27] Yotsuba
    He had work, so he went home.
[13:29] Nino
    Oh, hey, there was a room
    in front of the inn.
[13:34] Yotsuba
    He'd be dead by morning!
[13:36] Nino
    I'm sure he'll be fine.
[13:38] Yotsuba
    No way!
[13:39] Itsuki
    He should be fine.
[13:40] Fuutarou
    What's this?
SIGN    Dear Onii-chan, I made a good luck charm to keep you safe on your trip. Have fun at school camp P.S. I'm expecting a gift in return. Raiha
[13:43] Raiha
    I made a good luck charm to
    keep you safe on your trip.
[13:46] Raiha
    Have fun at school camp.
[13:49] Raiha
    P.S. I'm expecting a gift in return.
[13:52] Raiha
    Raiha.
[13:54] Nino
    I told you...
[13:56] Fuutarou
    Yup, this is a good inn.
[13:58] Fuutarou
    Let's stop complaining and enjoy ourselves!
[14:01] Nino
    Gather 'round, girls.
[14:04] Nino
    Listen up. Be careful, all of you.
[14:07] Yotsuba
    For what?
[14:08] Nino
    I mean, you know...
[14:10] Nino
    We're going to be sharing a room tonight.
[14:13] Nino
    Keep in mind, he's a guy.
[14:17] Itsuki
    That won't happen.
[14:20] Fuutarou
    Let's do it.
[14:24] Nino
    D-Do what?
[14:26] Fuutarou
    I brought cards.
[14:28] Fuutarou
    Let's play.
[14:29] Nino
    Cards?
[14:30] Itsuki
    I-I haven't done that in a while.
[14:32] Yotsuba
    What should we play?
[14:34] Fuutarou
    Fan-Tan.
[14:35] Itsuki
    W-We're going to be okay, right?
[14:38] Itsuki
    We're students and teacher, after all.
[14:45] Itsuki
    That was an intense battle.
[14:47] Miku
    Yeah.
[14:49] Miku
    Want one?
[14:50] Itsuki
    Not right now.
[14:55] Itsuki
    Miku...
[14:56] Itsuki
    What you said about
    the campfire yesterday...
[14:59] Itsuki
    Are you sure I can take him?
[15:03] Miku
    Yeah.
[15:04] Miku
    I said it to get myself out of trouble,
    so I'm not going to complain.
[15:07] Itsuki
    Okay.
[15:09] Itsuki
    I guess Big Sis will have to take care
    of poor, lonely Futaro.
[15:15] Miku
    Keep someone all to myself?
[15:19] Miku
    I'm not going to do that.
[15:21] Miku
    We're five fifths, and together we are one.
[15:24] Miku
    Besides...
[15:27] Miku
    I'm not worried if it's Ichika.
[15:31] Itsuki
    Miku says it's all right, so I guess it is.
[15:41] Fuutarou
    Holy crap!
[15:44] Fuutarou
    I want to take it home in Tupperware.
[15:46] Itsuki
    Please don't.
[15:48] Yotsuba
    The curry rice tomorrow is going
    to look really sad after this.
[15:53] Nino
    I look forward to your team's curry rice.
[15:56] Miku
    Shut up.
[15:57] Itsuki
    Speaking of which, I haven't
    looked at the camp schedule.
[16:01] Fuutarou
    The main events on the second day
    will be orienteering,
[16:04] ---
    outdoor cooking,
    and the test of courage at night.
[16:06] Fuutarou
    The third day will have the optional
    mountain climb, skiing, fishing,
[16:10] ---
    and the campfire at night.
[16:12] Ichika
    Why do you have that memorized?
[16:15] Yotsuba
    Oh, and according to some new information,
[16:18] ---
    for the campfire legend to work,
[16:20] ---
    you have to hold hands at the finale.
[16:21] Fuutarou
    That again?
[16:23] Itsuki
    Legend?
[16:25] Nino
    Don't worry about it.
[16:27] Nino
    None of these girls have
    a dance partner anyway.
[16:31] Fuutarou
    Right.
[16:33] Fuutarou
    I'm supposed to be dancing with Ichika.
[16:35] Fuutarou
    I don't believe in some hokey legend
    about people hooking up,
[16:38] Fuutarou
    but what now?
[16:41] Nino
    Not that I care about something that stupid.
[16:45] Itsuki
    I don't think anyone asked Nino.
[16:50] Yotsuba
    Oh, I see. You're bitter.
[16:52] Nino
    Hold on a second!
[16:54] Ichika
    Oh hey, look.
[16:56] Ichika
    Apparently, there's an outdoor bath here.
SIGN    A relaxing upstream hot spring
    Kawakami Hot Spring Inn
[16:58] Ichika
    It looks pretty good.
[17:01] Ichika
    Wait, "mixed bath"?
[17:04] Nino
    What?!
[17:05] Nino
    So not only are we sharing a room
    with him, we're also sharing a bath?!
[17:08] Itsuki
    Absolutely not!
[17:10] Ichika
    Why are you assuming
    we'd be bathing together?
[17:12] Fuutarou
    You don't want to go in the bath
    with me, Nino? How offensive!
[17:17] Fuutarou
    It's not like we haven't done it before.
[17:20] Miku
    Nino...
[17:21] Nino
    N-No!
[17:22] Nino
    Hey!
[17:24] Fuutarou
    I'm just getting back at you.
[17:30] Itsuki
    That feels so good.
[17:33] Ichika
    I read it as mixed bath,
    but it actually said hot-water-mixed bath.
[17:36] Ichika
    It's been years since
    we took a bath together.
[17:42] Yotsuba
    Have your boobs gotten bigger, Miku?
[17:45] Miku
    Come on. We're all the same.
[17:47] Nino
    There's something wrong with that guy today.
[17:51] Yotsuba
    Maybe Uesugi-san doesn't travel very often.
[17:55] Ichika
    It was like he'd just pulled an all-nighter.
[17:58] Nino
    In any case, his traveler's high
    makes him a threat.
[18:02] Nino
    The problem is that there's barely enough
    space in that small room for six futons.
[18:07] Nino
    Who's sleeping next to him?
[18:12] Ichika
    I think you're overthinking it, Nino.
[18:14] Ichika
    We're just friends, after all.
[18:18] Yotsuba
    She's right.
[18:19] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san isn't like that.
[18:21] Nino
    So you're okay with being next to him, then?
[18:25] Nino
    Uesugi isn't like that, right?
[18:27] Nino
    So there's nothing to worry about.
[18:29] Yotsuba
    Well, I'm not sure about that.
[18:34] Itsuki
    What about you, then, Nino?
[18:37] Nino
    Huh? Why me?
[18:40] Itsuki
    It's just that you'd probably
    punch him if you had to resist.
[18:45] Nino
    You don't mind, do you, Ichika?
[18:48] Ichika
    Me, huh?
[18:51] Nino
    You're just friends, right?
[18:54] Ichika
    Yeah.
[18:55] Ichika
    Futaro-kun's a good friend.
[19:00] Nino
    Then, what's the problem?
[19:01] Miku
    Wait.
[19:03] Miku
    Let's make it fair.
[19:05] Miku
    Let's make it fair for all of us.
[19:09] Nino
    I see.
[19:10] Nino
    This is a good idea.
[19:12] Miku
    If no one wants to be...
[19:14] Yotsuba
    ...next to him...
[19:16] Nino
    ...then everyone should.
[19:18] Itsuki
    Well, he probably wouldn't
    lay a finger on anyone...
[19:21] Ichika
    ...if he doesn't even know who it is.
[19:23] Miku
    At least, from Futaro's perspective.
[19:26] Nino
    Okay, here we go.
[19:39] Nino
    Uh...
[19:41] Nino
    Maybe we should get some sleep, too.
[19:43] Itsuki
    Yeah.
[20:02] Ichika
    Futaro-kun?
[20:03] Ichika
    Wh-Why?
[20:05] Ichika
    Wait...
[20:08] Ichika
    Everyone's all over the place.
[20:13] Ichika
    I think this is the second time
    I've seen him asleep.
[20:16] Ichika
    If this makes me lose my cool,
[20:18] Ichika
    I can't say we're friends...
[20:20] Ichika
    Or partners.
[20:27] Ichika
    I'm perfectly fine, right?
[20:30] Itsuki
    Rise and shine, everyone.
[20:32] Itsuki
    Breakfast is at the...
[20:44] Itsuki
    No way.
[20:46] Itsuki
    Were they just...
[20:47] Sensei
    Nakano?
[20:49] Sensei
    If it isn't Nakano!
[20:50] Sensei
    What are you doing here?
[20:56] Fuutarou
    To think we all spent the night
    snowed in at the same inn...
[21:02] Fuutarou
    I'm surprised we never ran into them.
[21:04] Fuutarou
    What's wrong?
[21:05] Itsuki
    I-It's nothing.
[21:07] Itsuki
    I can't be certain because
    I didn't get a good look,
[21:12] Itsuki
    but was one of us...
SIGN    From: Orita-san (agency president)
     On your studies
     Ichika-chan,
     Good work at the shoot.
    
     I was talking to the director the other day, and you
    seem to be really popular. Be ready for more work.
    
     By the way, going forward, I think it could be difficult
    for you to stay in a normal school, with all the constraints.
    You could get called in for a shoot, and filming could
    take longer and stuff. Studying is important, of course,
    but if you really want to become an actress, you might
    want to go to a school with more freedom.
    You could also take some time off, too.
[21:18] (Flashback) Agent
    Ichika-chan, in order to
    focus on your acting work,
[21:21] (Flashback) ---
    you might want to consider
    taking time off of school.
[21:27] Girl A
    Have you chosen someone
    for the campfire yet, Nino?
[21:30] Nino
    N-Not yet.
[21:32] Girl B
    Nino has such high standards.
[21:35] Nino
    I guess.
[21:42] Nino
    If only I could meet someone like him...
[21:45] Girl A
    Hey, have you heard about
    the campfire legend?
[21:48] Girl B
    I have.
[21:49] Girl B
    About it hooking people up, right?
[21:51] Girl A
    You end up spending your
    life with them, I heard.
[21:54] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san, I'm going to make this trip
    an important page in your memories.
[22:02] Itsuki
    We're students and teacher.
[22:04] Itsuki
    Even if a student were to develop
    feelings for the teacher,
[22:07] ---
    it's the duty of the teacher to
    guide them back onto the right path.
[22:11] Itsuki
    Uesugi-kun, I'm going to
    take this opportunity
SIGN    #09 Legend of Fate Day 1
[22:16] ---
    to find out if you're really
    an apt tutor or not.
SIGN    #10 Legend of Fate Day 2
SIGN    Next Time on The Quintessential Quintuplets
[23:50] Yotsuba
    Quintuplet Trivia!
[23:51] Itsuki
    You're good at impersonating
    your sisters, Miku.
[23:54] Ichika
    Try an Itsuki-chan impression.
[23:55] Itsuki
    I already know how this is going to go.
[23:56] Itsuki
    She's going to end up pigging out, isn't she?
[23:58] Miku
    Itsuki when she found out Futaro's our tutor.
[24:01] Miku
    Ack!
[24:01] Itsuki
    Ack!
[24:02] Itsuki
    I didn't see that coming!

E10 - Legend of Fate Day 2

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[00:03] Yotsuba
    One, two...
[00:09] Yotsuba
    This is pretty fun.
[00:11] Guy A
    You can stop chopping wood now.
[00:13] Ichika
    Are you done with this?
[00:15] Ichika
    I'm going to put it away.
[00:16] Guy B
    S-Sure.
[00:18] Guy B
    I wish I could have her clean my room, too.
[00:21] Girl A
    I think it should be done now.
[00:23] Itsuki
    It'll be fifteen minutes
    in three more seconds.
[00:26] Girl B
    Do you really need to be so precise?
[00:28] Girl A
    What are you putting in there?
[00:30] Miku
    Miso.
[00:31] Miku
    My secret ingredient.
[00:33] Girl A
    Don't do that in the main pot, please!
[00:34] Girl A
    Why did you burn the rice?
[00:37] Guy A
    Can you blame us?
    We've never done this before!
[00:40] Nino
    We'll do it ourselves, then.
[00:43] Nino
    Go keep an eye on the curry.
[00:47] Guy A
    Yo, dude.
[00:50] Guy A
    Don't act like you can't hear me.
[00:53] Guy A
    I'm not letting you pretend
    you've forgotten about me.
[00:55] Fuutarou
    Of course I haven't.
[00:57] Fuutarou
    I remember your name, too.
[01:02] Guy A
    Maeda!
[01:03] Guy A
    It's Maeda!
[01:04] Guy A
    You and Nakano-san are doing good, right?
[01:06] Fuutarou
    S-Sure.
[01:08] Guy A
    You're lucky you have a partner
    for the folk dance.
[01:12] Guy A
    I couldn't find anyone.
[01:16] Guy A
    So tell me...
[01:17] Guy A
    How can I get a girlfriend?
[01:20] Guy A
    Hey, are you listening to me?
[01:20] Fuutarou
    I can't wait for the rice to cook.
[01:23] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san.
[01:25] Yotsuba
    I'm going to move all this
    test of courage stuff.
[01:28] Fuutarou
    Yotsuba.
[01:30] Fuutarou
    Weren't you in charge of the campfire?
[01:33] Yotsuba
    Yes.
[01:34] Yotsuba
    But I thought you might want some help.
[01:37] Yotsuba
    You're here on this camping trip when you
    usually only camp out in front of textbooks.
[01:41] Yotsuba
    I'd like to support you as much as I can.
[01:44] Fuutarou
    All right, Maeda, keep an
    eye on my group's dinner.
[01:48] Guy A
    Don't go giving me orders!
[01:50] Guy A
    And aren't you going to hear me out?
[01:53] Fuutarou
    The test of courage is optional.
[01:55] Fuutarou
    Go invite a girl from class.
[01:58] Fuutarou
    Just try not to freak out,
    because we're going to go all out.
[02:04] Fuutarou
    Like this.
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
[03:40] Girl A
    Come on, there hasn't been a single ghost.
[03:42] Girl A
    What're the people in charge doing?
[03:45] Guy A
    Damn it!
[03:46] Guy A
    I was hoping the suspension bridge effect
    would do me a solid,
[03:49] Guy A
    but this isn't scaring her at all!
[03:52] Guy A
    That bastard!
[03:54] Girl A
    He's got a really scary look on his face!
[03:58] Girl A
    Oh, gosh. My heart's racing now.
SIGN    Be the suspension bridge
    you want to see!?
[04:11] Yotsuba
    We're doing great.
[04:14] Yotsuba
    I'm so happy to see life
    in your dead eyes for once.
[04:20] Fuutarou
    Yeah?
[04:21] Fuutarou
    I'm glad I've come back to life.
[04:27] Yotsuba
    I was afraid you might not come.
[04:35] Yotsuba
    Let's make sure we aren't left with
    any regrets after school camp.
[04:44] Yotsuba
    The next group's coming.
[04:48] Fuutarou
    Get them!
[04:49] Yotsuba
    We're going to eat you!
[04:52] Miku
    Futaro.
[04:53] Ichika
    Yotsuba's here, too.
[04:57] Fuutarou
    Oh, it's you guys.
[04:58] Fuutarou
    You already know the gimmick.
    I shouldn't have bothered.
[05:02] Ichika
    Whoa, you scared me!
[05:04] Fuutarou
    Yeah, right.
[05:05] Ichika
    You did.
[05:07] Ichika
    Hey, you're blond.
[05:09] Ichika
    What did you do? Did you dye it?
[05:11] Fuutarou
    It's a wig.
[05:13] Fuutarou
    Anyway, there's a dangerous cliff ahead.
[05:16] Fuutarou
    Follow the signs...
[05:18] Fuutarou
    Miku, are you listening?
[05:21] Miku
    Wh-What?
[05:23] Fuutarou
    There's a dangerous cliff ahead.
[05:26] Fuutarou
    Be sure to follow the signs.
[05:28] Miku
    I know.
[05:30] Miku
    Let's go, Ichika.
[05:33] Fuutarou
    What's wrong? She was rather cold.
[05:36] Yotsuba
    Was she?
[05:38] Yotsuba
    That aside, Uesugi-san,
[05:39] ---
    I sense doubt in the way
    you're scaring people.
[05:42] Yotsuba
    You need to make a more elaborate entrance.
[05:45] Ichika
    My classmates told me this forest is haunted.
[05:50] Nino
    That's obviously false information.
[05:52] Nino
    Same thing with the campfire legend.
[05:54] Nino
    They have, like, zero credibility.
[05:57] Nino
    Who freaks out over such a cheap toy?
[06:01] Nino
    I thought this school camp would be more fun.
[06:06] Nino
    Instead, we had to share a room
    with him right off the bat.
[06:10] Nino
    Good thing nothing happened, I guess.
[06:18] Ichika
    So that wasn't you, was it?
[06:20] Nino
    What wasn't?
[06:24] Fuutarou
    Go study!
[06:30] Ichika
    I can't take it anymore!
[06:32] Nino
    Wait up, Itsuki!
[06:36] Yotsuba
    Oh, dear.
[06:38] Yotsuba
    We overdid it.
[06:40] ---
    Huh?
[06:41] Yotsuba
    Which way did they go?
[06:44] Ichika
    You finally got to see Futaro-kun.
[06:47] Ichika
    You should have stayed a little longer.
[06:50] Miku
    I think I'm weird.
[06:54] Miku
    Futaro is tutoring all five of us.
[07:03] Miku
    What do you think of Futaro, Ichika?
[07:10] Nino
    Itsuki!
[07:11] Nino
    Where did you go?
[07:13] Nino
    Is this even the right way?
[07:17] Nino
    No way!
[07:18] Nino
    Why is this happening?
[07:20] Nino
    School camp's supposed to be fun,
[07:22] Nino
    so why am I out here all alone?
[07:35] Nino
    No!
[07:41] Nino
    Ow...
[07:44] Nino
    This sucks!
[07:47] Fuutarou
    Are you all right?
[07:59] Fuutarou
    I found you, Nino.
[08:02] Nino
    No way.
[08:03] Nino
    You're...
[08:06] Nino
    The photo...
[08:08] Nino
    It's the face from the photo!
[08:10] Fuutarou
    What are you talking about?
[08:11] Fuutarou
    Come on, let's go.
[08:14] Fuutarou
    Come with me.
[08:16] Nino
    But I'm not...
[08:24] Fuutarou
    S-Sorry!
[08:27] Fuutarou
    Shit, she's going to kill me.
[08:32] Fuutarou
    What?
[08:34] Fuutarou
    I'm really sorry.
[08:36] Fuutarou
    She's unusually docile.
[08:38] Nino
    Hey, what's your name?
[08:42] Nino
    Sorry, it's just that I've
    seen you in a photo before.
[08:46] Nino
    You looked really good.
[08:48] Fuutarou
    A photo?
[08:49] Nino
    I knew there were students from
    other schools at this camp,
[08:53] ---
    but I never thought I'd meet his relative.
[08:59] (Flashback) Nino
    Who is this?!
[09:00] (Flashback) Fuutarou
    A-A relative.
[09:03] Fuutarou
    D-Don't tell me...
[09:06] Fuutarou
    Shoot, this wig!
[09:08] Fuutarou
    So wait, does she think
    I'm the guy in the photo?
[09:12] Fuutarou
    This is bad.
[09:14] Fuutarou
    Should I tell her the truth?
[09:15] Fuutarou
    That the photo was actually of me?
[09:18] Fuutarou
    But she might be able
    to blackmail me with it.
[09:20] Fuutarou
    I'd rather not.
[09:22] Fuutarou
    I'll have to...
[09:24] Fuutarou
    Oh, go straight down here and
    you'll end up on a bigger path.
[09:27] Fuutarou
    Bye.
[09:29] Nino
    W-Wait.
[09:30] Nino
    I got separated from my sister.
[09:33] Nino
    Could you help me find her?
[09:42] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san...
[09:43] Yotsuba
    Where are you?
[09:46] Nino
    So your name's Kintaro-kun, huh?
[09:49] Fuutarou
    Yeah.
[09:50] Fuutarou
    Hurry up and get over here, Itsuki.
[09:53] Fuutarou
    Or else...
[09:57] (Flashback) Nino
    He's totally my type!
[10:03] Fuutarou
    Man, I want some booze.
[10:07] Fuutarou
    I'm underage, but I want some booze.
[10:10] Fuutarou
    I wanna break the law.
[10:12] Fuutarou
    How's that?
[10:13] Fuutarou
    Do you hate me now?
[10:15] Nino
    So wild. I love it.
[10:16] Fuutarou
    It had the opposite effect!
[10:19] Fuutarou
    Itsu—
[10:20] Fuutarou
    Your sister may have headed back.
[10:23] Fuutarou
    Five lengths below the Big Dipper is Polaris.
[10:27] Fuutarou
    North is that way.
[10:29] Fuutarou
    Now we know which way we're going.
[10:31] Nino
    Wow, you're so knowledgeable.
[10:34] Nino
    I like smart people.
[10:37] Fuutarou
    Liar.
[10:38] Nino
    You're way better than someone
    who loves showing off his grades.
[10:43] Fuutarou
    P-People do that?
[10:46] Nino
    You know him.
[10:48] Nino
    He's your relative.
[10:50] Nino
    Huh?
[10:51] Nino
    Let me take a good look at your face.
[10:56] Fuutarou
    Sh-Shoot...
[10:58] Nino
    Look. You have a bruise on your forehead.
[11:02] Fuutarou
    O-Oh...
[11:03] Fuutarou
    It's just a scrape.
[11:05] Fuutarou
    It'll heal on its own.
[11:06] Nino
    I can't allow that.
[11:10] Nino
    One of my sisters
    always comes home injured.
[11:15] Nino
    There, all better.
[11:19] Fuutarou
    This is throwing me off.
[11:23] Nino
    Did you hear a voice or something?
[11:27] Nino
    Wait, my sister said this forest is haunted.
[11:29] Fuutarou
    Cut it out.
[11:32] Fuutarou
    I-I know.
[11:34] Fuutarou
    I have this good luck charm!
[11:38] Fuutarou
    It'll protect us from any kind of evil!
[11:48] Nino
    W-Wait, don't leave me!
[11:51] Nino
    I'd be too scared by myself!
[11:53] Fuutarou
    Well, I'm not scared.
[11:56] Fuutarou
    Huh? The path...
[11:58] Nino
    Jeez, he's not very manly.
[12:01] Nino
    I'm kind of disappointed.
[12:05] Nino
    There's a path this way, too.
[12:09] Nino
    It's the edge of the forest, too.
[12:13] Fuutarou
    No, you idiot!
[12:14] Fuutarou
    That way is...
[12:16] Nino
    What?
[12:31] Fuutarou
    Shit!
[12:33] Nino
    My hand!
[12:52] Fuutarou
    Thanks.
[12:54] Nino
    I should be the one thanking you.
[12:58] Fuutarou
    Where is your sister, though?
[13:01] Fuutarou
    Maybe she really did head back.
[13:05] Fuutarou
    What's wrong?
[13:06] Nino
    Sorry, I don't think I can move.
[13:09] Nino
    I'm scared.
[13:11] Nino
    Can you hold my hand?
[13:14] Nino
    Y-You know, we might be in
    for more scares here.
[13:20] Nino
    What am I saying to a guy I
    just met for the first time?
[13:23] Nino
    Forget I said that.
[13:27] Fuutarou
    All right.
[13:35] Fuutarou
    That's a really powerful good luck charm.
[13:37] Fuutarou
    Hang onto it, and it'll protect you for sure.
[13:41] Fuutarou
    There're rumors that it'll
    even grant your wishes.
[13:43] Fuutarou
    Just for you.
[13:47] Nino
    Will you be here tomorrow too, Kintaro-kun?
[13:51] Fuutarou
    Yeah.
[13:53] Nino
    My school's having a campfire tomorrow.
[13:56] Nino
    There's a legend about
    the folk dance that we do.
[14:00] Nino
    Any pair that's holding hands
    during the finale ends up together.
[14:05] Fuutarou
    Y-Yeah?
[14:07] Nino
    Some even say you'll get together
    just by holding hands once.
[14:10] Nino
    The shyer students do it secretly,
    out of sight.
[14:16] Fuutarou
    That's it?
[14:17] Nino
    It's so overblown and childish.
[14:23] Nino
    Kintaro-kun...
[14:27] Nino
    Would you dance with me?
[14:31] Fuutarou
    Uh...
[14:33] Nino
    I'll be waiting.
[14:43] Nino
    It's that voice.
[14:44] Fuutarou
    I-It's coming.
[14:54] Nino
    I-Itsuki!
[14:58] Nino
    Come on, Itsuki!
[15:01] Itsuki
    Nino!
[15:02] Itsuki
    I was so lonely!
[15:04] Nino
    Y-You're too misleading!
[15:06] Nino
    Come on, let's go.
[15:08] Itsuki
    O-Oh, okay.
[15:10] Itsuki
    I'm surprised you were fine by yourself.
[15:13] Nino
    I wasn't.
[15:14] Nino
    I was...
[15:17] Itsuki
    What is it?
[15:24] Nino
    I'll be waiting.
[15:28] Fuutarou
    What now?
[15:30] Ichika
    What do I think of Futaro-kun?
[15:34] Ichika
    I think he's going through his awkward phase.
[15:36] Ichika
    I mean, he's pretty unbalanced,
    don't you think?
[15:40] Ichika
    Imagine if he grows up the way he is now.
[15:42] Miku
    I don't mean that.
[15:44] Miku
    How do you feel about Futaro?
[15:48] Ichika
    Miku, I think we should
    trade spots for the dance.
[15:55] Ichika
    You're worried, aren't you?
[15:57] Miku
    We're equals.
[15:59] Miku
    You should be his partner.
[16:02] Ichika
    Try not to regret things.
[16:05] Ichika
    These times aren't going to last forever.
[16:13] Nino
    I wish school camp would last forever.
SIGN    Reception
[16:17] Fuutarou
    You seem happy.
[16:19] Fuutarou
    Do you have some good news?
[16:21] Nino
    I'm not telling you.
[16:24] Fuutarou
    This is a pain in the ass.
[16:27] Fuutarou
    I could just dance with her in my disguise,
[16:30] ---
    but I'm already supposed to
    dance with Ichika.
[16:34] Fuutarou
    I can't do both.
[16:36] Fuutarou
    I should tell Nino the truth.
[16:39] Fuutarou
    Huh? Nino?
[16:43] Ichika
    What's up, Futaro-kun?
[16:46] Fuutarou
    Ichika, Miku! Just who I wanted to see!
[16:50] Fuutarou
    I need to ask you—
[16:51] Ichika
    Oh, shoot, I just remembered I have work.
[16:54] Ichika
    You two young'uns carry on.
[16:56] Fuutarou
    What's up with her?
[16:58] Fuutarou
    I'm glad you're still here, though.
[17:02] Fuutarou
    Have you seen Nino?
[17:06] Miku
    No.
[17:09] Fuutarou
    Wait, do they hate me more than I thought?
[17:12] Itsuki
    You just noticed?
[17:16] Itsuki
    Just a word of advice.
[17:17] Itsuki
    If you don't want it to get even worse,
[17:19] ---
    stop acting so suspiciously.
[17:21] Fuutarou
    I don't know what you're talking about.
[17:25] Fuutarou
    This is bad.
[17:27] Fuutarou
    I have to do something about this fast.
[17:32] Yotsuba
    I'm so glad you're here to help me.
[17:35] Fuutarou
    You just want me to move these, right?
[17:38] Yotsuba
    Right.
[17:38] Yotsuba
    They were keeping them in here
    to avoid the snow.
[17:41] Yotsuba
    The team is hard at work
    for the campfire tomorrow.
[17:47] Fuutarou
    All right.
[17:54] Yotsuba
    Are you actually a boy, Uesugi-san?
[17:57] Yotsuba
    B-B-But it's always easier with more help.
[18:02] Fuutarou
    Y-Yeah?
[18:03] Fuutarou
    I'm just returning the favor
    for the test of courage.
[18:06] Yotsuba
    Exactly.
[18:07] Yotsuba
    I had to do all the scaring myself
    while you were gone.
[18:12] Fuutarou
    It seems like I've been
    getting a lot of hate.
[18:16] Fuutarou
    I need to regain their trust
    as soon as I can.
[18:19] Fuutarou
    It could affect my tutoring.
[18:22] Yotsuba
    Let's get the next one.
[18:24] Yotsuba
    It's good exercise, too.
    Two birds with one stone.
[18:27] Fuutarou
    Th-This is killing me.
[18:29] Fuutarou
    Have I always been this weak?
[18:32] Girl A
    Nanako-san, do you have a moment?
[18:34] Girl A
    There's a key next to the shed door.
[18:40] Fuutarou
    Ready, and...
[18:42] Ichika
    It's so heavy.
[18:44] Ichika
    Oh, hey. I thought you were
    someone else, Futaro-kun.
[18:47] Ichika
    You weren't assigned to this, were you?
[18:49] Fuutarou
    Where's Yotsuba?
[18:52] Fuutarou
    Wait a second. It's not just Yotsuba,
    but also Ichika here.
[18:56] Fuutarou
    This is a good chance for me
    to regain some respect.
[18:59] Ichika
    I should have worn a jacket.
[19:01] Fuutarou
    Please don't fail on me, my body!
[19:03] Fuutarou
    Set communication skills to maximum!
[19:06] Fuutarou
    I was helping Yotsuba.
[19:08] Fuutarou
    Let's go.
[19:13] Fuutarou
    Did you enjoy the test of courage?
[19:15] Ichika
    Huh? Y-Yeah, it made my heart race.
[19:18] Fuutarou
    Excellent.
[19:20] Fuutarou
    As a member of the committee,
    I'm most delighted.
[19:23] Ichika
    Although my heart was also racing because
    I wasn't sure you could pull it off.
[19:29] Fuutarou
    You got me there.
[19:33] Ichika
    Wait, hold on.
[19:34] Ichika
    Why are you talking like that?
[19:36] Ichika
    It's weird.
[19:38] Fuutarou
    How do I usually talk?
[19:41] Ichika
    You don't go out of your way to talk
    to us outside of studying, huh?
[19:46] Ichika
    Tell me what's on your mind.
[19:50] Ichika
    I see.
[19:51] Ichika
    So you don't want people to hate you.
[19:54] Fuutarou
    Th-That's not really what I meant.
[19:58] Ichika
    Our Futaro-kun, of all people?
[20:00] Fuutarou
    Seriously, that's not it.
[20:02] Ichika
    Your big sis here will
    help you practice, then.
[20:05] Fuutarou
    Practice? How?
[20:07] Ichika
    I'm not as good at this as Miku, but...
[20:10] Ichika
    You! Are you even trying to hold it?
[20:13] Ichika
    This is so heavy for me!
[20:14] Fuutarou
    Nino!
[20:15] Ichika
    What are you waiting for?
[20:17] Ichika
    Hurry up and do your job.
[20:21] Fuutarou
    Itsuki!
[20:23] Ichika
    Come on, reply.
[20:24] Fuutarou
    R-Right.
[20:27] Fuutarou
    I was so taken by you that I couldn't focus.
[20:31] Ichika
    Okay, that was kind of weird.
[20:36] Ichika
    Just be more normal.
[20:39] Ichika
    Although even then, there's a trick to it.
[20:41] Ichika
    Be as strong as Nino
    when you're talking to her.
[20:43] Ichika
    And be nice when
     you're talking to Itsuki-chan.
[20:45] Ichika
    And always use your own words.
[20:47] Ichika
    Oh, you can be nice to me, too.
[20:51] Fuutarou
    N-Nice, huh?
[20:53] Fuutarou
    I'll remember that.
[20:57] Fuutarou
    I'm glad I got to talk to Ichika first.
[21:01] Fuutarou
    She isn't just the oldest sister for show.
[21:02] Fuutarou
    She sees me and the sisters
    without prejudice.
[21:05] Fuutarou
    She has a rational eye.
[21:09] Ichika
    Okay, next is Mi—
[21:14] Fuutarou
    What's wrong?
[21:15] Ichika
    Nothing.
[21:20] Fuutarou
    That's the last one.
[21:22] Ichika
    Now, we're set for the campfire tomorrow.
[21:25] Fuutarou
    Tomorrow, huh?
[21:27] Fuutarou
    You've heard from Miku, right?
[21:29] Ichika
    Yeah, apparently we're supposed
    to be dancing tomorrow.
[21:35] Fuutarou
    How did this happen?
[21:39] Ichika
    It's embarrassing, huh?
[21:40] Ichika
    Well? Should we practice?
[21:43] Fuutarou
    Ichika or Nino...
[21:44] Fuutarou
    If I have to choose one or the other...
[21:49] Fuutarou
    Should we call it off?
[21:53] Fuutarou
    Like you said, it just kind
    of happened in the moment.
[21:57] Fuutarou
    I can't get over the legend thing, either.
[22:01] Fuutarou
    And you can deal with Maeda if I'm not there.
[22:04] Fuutarou
    Besides, it wouldn't be good for you
    if the others saw you dancing with me.
[22:22] Fuutarou
    Ichika?
[22:23] Ichika
    Huh?
[22:23] Ichika
    Why...?
[22:25] Ichika
    It's not what you think.
[22:26] Ichika
    Sorry, can I put this down for a second?
SIGN    R a t t l e
SIGN    R
    a
    t
    t
    l
    e
[22:32] Girl A
    Well, let's get it done
    and head back to the inn.
[22:38] Girl B
    Huh, there's no more left.
[22:41] Girl A
    Oh, yeah.
[22:43] Girl A
    That was surprisingly quick.
[22:45] Girl B
    Yeah.
[22:46] Yotsuba
    Pardon me.
[22:50] Yotsuba
    Have you seen Uesugi-san?
[22:53] Girl A
    Uesugi? That guy?
[22:55] Girl B
    We haven't.
[22:57] Yotsuba
    I see.
[22:59] Yotsuba
    I wonder where he went.
[22:59] Ichika
    Remember when this happened last time?
[23:01] Ichika
    Is there a reason we're hiding?
[23:05] Fuutarou
    Be nice.
[23:07] Fuutarou
    Be nice.
[23:14] Fuutarou
    No one's looking.
[23:19] Fuutarou
    Shoot, I just made it weird again.
[23:28] Fuutarou
    Click?
[23:29] Ichika
    Click?
[23:32] Fuutarou
    Wait.
[23:33] Fuutarou
    No way...
[23:34] Ichika
    Where's the key that was here?
[23:44] Fuutarou
    Well, they got us.
SIGN    #10 Legend of Fate Day 2
SIGN    #11 Legend of Fate Day 3
SIGN    Next Time on The Quintessential Quintuplets
[23:50] Ichika
    Quintuplet Trivia!
[23:51] Ichika
    That blond guy is
    your type, huh, Nino?
[23:54] Nino
    Blond hair dye is
    against school rules.
[23:56] Miku
    He looks cheap.
[23:57] Ichika
    I bet he goes around not even working.
[23:59] Nino
    Right?
[24:00] Nino
    I'll have to support him, won't I?

E11 - Legend of Fate Day 3

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[00:01] Ichika
    Well, this sucks.
[00:03] Fuutarou
    Yeah.
[00:09] Ichika
    We're locked inside.
[00:11] Fuutarou
    Yeah.
[00:13] Fuutarou
    Okay, I'm going to break down
    the door so we can get out.
[00:16] Fuutarou
    Get back.
[00:17] Ichika
    Wait.
[00:19] Ichika
    Isn't that a burglar sensor?
[00:21] Ichika
    It might bring the security guards here
    if we break down the door.
[00:26] Fuutarou
    All the better if they find us.
[00:29] Ichika
    Wait, no! Don't!
[00:31] Ichika
    You'll ruin the school camp.
[00:37] Ichika
    Besides, if Miku found out about this...
[00:43] Fuutarou
    Fine.
[00:45] Fuutarou
    Try to see if you can disarm it.
[00:49] Ichika
    If only I were two meters tall.
[00:52] Fuutarou
    Say what?
[00:53] Fuutarou
    Hurry up and get on my shoulders.
[01:04] Ichika
    Stay calm.
[01:07] Ichika
    I can't trip this sensor
    in my heart, either.
[01:13] Ichika
    Don't you dare say I'm heavy.
[01:17] Ichika
    Are you all right?
[01:18] Fuutarou
    Yeah.
[01:19] Fuutarou
    Here I go.
[01:23] Ichika
    Wh-What's wrong?
[01:25] Fuutarou
    This sensation...
[01:27] Fuutarou
    It's giving me a weird case of deja vu.
[01:29] Ichika
    Hey! No enjoying my thighs!
[01:33] Fuutarou
    Also, you're too heavy for me to lift.
[01:36] Ichika
    You went and said it after all!
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
[03:13] Fuutarou
    We need a key to disarm the sensor.
SIGN    After some investigation...
[03:17] Fuutarou
    Looks like we'll have to wait for help.
[03:20] Ichika
    Hey, Sensei...
[03:22] Ichika
    What are you doing?
[03:24] Fuutarou
    I'm trying to start a fire, obviously.
[03:27] Fuutarou
    It'll ruin our last day here
    if we catch a cold.
[03:31] Ichika
    Futaro-kun's smart,
    but he's kind of a dummy.
[03:35] Ichika
    Since there's nothing to do,
    let's talk about something fun.
[03:38] Fuutarou
    I'm trying to focus. Later.
[03:46] Miku
    Ichika still isn't back?
[03:48] Itsuki
    Yeah.
[03:49] Itsuki
    She left saying she needed
    to do campfire group stuff.
[03:53] Yotsuba
    Miku! Itsuki!
[03:56] Yotsuba
    Have either of you seen Uesugi-san?
[04:00] Yotsuba
    He vanished in the middle of
    helping the campfire group.
[04:06] Yotsuba
    He's not in the dining hall,
    and he isn't in the room.
[04:11] Yotsuba
    He's wandered off to waste time again!
[04:16] (Flashback) Ichika
    Are you sure I can take him?
[04:19] (Flashback) Ichika
    I guess Big Sis will have to take care
    of poor, lonely Futaro.
[04:26] Miku
    I'm going to go look for them.
[04:29] Yotsuba
    Miku?!
[04:33] Itsuki
    Yotsuba, what's that key for?
[04:37] Ichika
    And that's the whole story. Anyway...
[04:40] Ichika
    The other day, Itsuki-chan was like...
[04:43] Ichika
    And Nino was so screwed.
[04:46] Ichika
    What do you think she said
    when she saw that croquette?
[04:52] Ichika
    Not a single response.
[04:54] Ichika
    You're going to make Big Sis cry again.
[05:01] Ichika
    He's avoiding asking why I cried.
[05:05] Ichika
    I wonder if he's just not interested.
[05:08] Ichika
    Really, why did I cry, anyway?
[05:16] Ichika
    I might quit school.
[05:22] Fuutarou
    Huh?
[05:25] Ichika
    You finally took notice.
[05:28] Fuutarou
    Hold on, you're quitting?
[05:30] Ichika
    I'd technically be taking a break.
[05:35] (Flashback) Ichika
    I wouldn't mind.
[05:37] (Flashback) Guy
    Cut.
[05:39] (Flashback) Guy
    That was good, Ichika-chan.
[05:42] Ichika
    So, you know how I've been
    shooting for a movie, right?
[05:46] Ichika
    I'm starting to get more gigs now, too.
[05:51] Ichika
    Other actors playing student roles skip school
    knowing they'll have to retake the year,
[05:56] ---
    or move to more flexible schools.
[05:59] Ichika
    You know how hopeless I am
    when it comes to school.
[06:04] Ichika
    I don't think I'd miss high school.
[06:08] Ichika
    Besides, Miku might be
    better off if I'm gone.
[06:15] Fuutarou
    Good for you.
[06:17] Fuutarou
    You found something you want to do.
[06:20] Fuutarou
    But wait, what happens
    to my pay if you're gone?!
[06:24] Fuutarou
    Am I losing twenty percent?!
[06:27] Ichika
    I'm surprised, though.
[06:29] Fuutarou
    You fail at life!
[06:30] Ichika
    I thought that's how pissed you'd be.
[06:33] Fuutarou
    Is that how you see me?
[06:39] (Flashback) Ichika
    Why do you study, Futaro-kun?
[06:44] Fuutarou
    I envy you for having options.
[06:49] Fuutarou
    Though you're 99 percent likely to fail.
[06:52] Ichika
    There you go again.
[06:53] Fuutarou
    But it'll be a good experience.
[06:56] Fuutarou
    And if it works out, great.
[06:59] Fuutarou
    Everything is worth a shot.
[07:07] Miku
    Futaro.
[07:08] Itsuki
    Ichika.
[07:16] Itsuki
    Are those two really...
[07:21] Miku
    It'll be fine.
[07:24] Itsuki
    Miku...
[07:27] Miku
    No need to worry with Ichika.
[07:36] Ichika
    Fine by me.
[07:39] Ichika
    I mean the campfire dance.
[07:43] Ichika
    We can call off the dancing together thing.
[07:47] Fuutarou
    Oh...
[07:49] Ichika
    But in return...
[07:56] Ichika
    Let's dance right now.
[07:59] Ichika
    It'll be our very own campfire tonight.
[08:05] Fuutarou
    Well, no one's looking, I guess.
[08:08] Ichika
    Yay.
[08:10] Ichika
    So you were embarrassed.
[08:12] Fuutarou
    Obviously.
[08:14] Ichika
    I never knew you had such a cute side.
[08:22] Ichika
    Sensor readings normal.
[08:24] Ichika
    It'll be all right.
[08:26] Fuutarou
    It's bad enough that there's a rumor
    about a legend going around.
[08:29] Fuutarou
    People will make certain
    assumptions about us.
[08:33] Ichika
    Legend?
[08:35] Fuutarou
    You didn't know?
[08:37] Fuutarou
    Yotsuba told me there's a legend that
    people who dance at the campfire
[08:40] ---
    will be together for life.
[08:45] Ichika
    Does...
[08:47] Ichika
    Does Miku know about that?
[08:49] Fuutarou
    Yeah, she was there.
[08:55] Ichika
    I-I never intended to...
[09:00] Fuutarou
    Ichika?
[09:03] Ichika
    The campfire was important to Miku.
[09:07] Ichika
    And yet, I...
[09:11] Ichika
    Futaro-kun...
[09:15] Fuutarou
    Ichika!
[09:32] Fuutarou
    Close one.
[09:34] Fuutarou
    You know...
[09:36] Fuutarou
    You're pretty clumsy.
[09:56] Ichika
    Let go!
[09:57] Fuutarou
    Hey, stop squirming!
[10:00] Sensor
    Impact detected.
[10:03] Sensor
    Please unlock within thirty seconds.
[10:06] Sensor
    If the alarm is not disarmed,
[10:08] ---
    security personnel will
    be dispatched immediately.
[10:11] Fuutarou
    Shoot, we need to get out
    before someone comes here.
[10:13] Ichika
    Yeah.
[10:17] Fuutarou
    What the hell?!
[10:17] Ichika
    Sprinklers?!
[10:19] Ichika
    Gotta put out the fire.
[10:20] Fuutarou
    Deal with the sensor first.
[10:23] Ichika
    D-Deal with it how?
[10:25] Ichika
    We need the key.
[10:26] Fuutarou
    The key?
[10:28] Fuutarou
    What do we do?
[10:34] Itsuki
    The key is right here.
[10:41] Itsuki
    Ichika...
[10:43] Itsuki
    What were you two doing here?
[11:02] Fuutarou
    It's the last day.
[11:05] Fuutarou
    I had to explain the incident
    with Ichika to the teachers.
[11:09] Fuutarou
    We got in huge trouble.
[11:11] Fuutarou
    Itsuki and Miku didn't fully believe us.
    I hope we have another chance to explain.
[11:18] Fuutarou
    How did our fun school camp end up like this?
[11:23] Girl
    Okay, Miku-chan, we'll be in the dining hall.
[11:25] Miku
    Yeah.
[11:26] Miku
    I'll be right there.
[11:29] Miku
    If we really are all equal,
[11:35] Miku
    what am I supposed to do?
[11:39] Ichika
    Man, I'm sorry.
[11:41] Ichika
    I can't believe I had to get sick now.
[11:44] Ichika
    Just my luck.
[11:46] Itsuki
    Accident or not,
    it was the result of your carelessness.
[11:50] Itsuki
    Stay in bed for the day
    and reflect on what you did.
[11:54] Ichika
    Oh, you don't need to stay with me.
[11:57] Ichika
    Go skiing.
[11:59] Itsuki
    But...
[12:00] Ichika
    I'll meet up with you once I feel better.
[12:04] Ichika
    Or are you having a hard time
    facing Futaro-kun?
[12:10] Ichika
    You've been wary around him
    ever since our stay at the inn.
[12:14] Itsuki
    So that was you.
[12:17] Itsuki
    It's only been three months.
[12:20] Itsuki
    That day, when I asked him for help
    with schoolwork at the cafeteria,
[12:24] ---
    I didn't have the faintest idea...
[12:27] Itsuki
    that things would come to this.
[12:31] Ichika
    Does Futaro-kun seem like
    such a bad person to you?
[12:35] Itsuki
    Th-That's not what I mean.
[12:39] Fuutarou
    I still feel drowsy. Back to sleep.
[12:41] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san!
[12:43] Fuutarou
    Y-Yotsuba!
[12:45] Yotsuba
    You aren't getting away just
    because it's an optional activity.
[12:49] Yotsuba
    We're going skiing!
[12:55] Yotsuba
    Let's ski down all the slopes!
[12:58] Fuutarou
    I'm cold. Let me sleep.
[13:01] Fuutarou
    I can't ski, anyway.
[13:03] Yotsuba
    Sleeping is a waste of time.
[13:05] Yotsuba
    If you really can't ski,
    I'll hold your hands and guide you.
[13:11] Fuutarou
    All right, let's practice!
[13:14] Fuutarou
    By the way, where's the idiot quartet?
[13:17] Yotsuba
    Ichika's sick, and Itsuki's
    taking care of her.
[13:21] Fuutarou
    I guess that's not surprising
    after what happened.
[13:25] Yotsuba
    Huh?
[13:26] Fuutarou
    You should have checked
    before you locked the door.
[13:29] Yotsuba
    What are you talking about?
[13:32] Fuutarou
    Nothing.
[13:33] Yotsuba
    Nino's already skiing.
[13:37] Yotsuba
    There she is.
[13:39] Fuutarou
    Who is that?
[13:41] Miku
    Miku.
[13:43] Fuutarou
    Miku?
[13:45] Fuutarou
    You're really hard to tell apart
    from just your faces.
[13:55] Fuutarou
    That was a spectacular fall.
[13:58] Fuutarou
    Are you all right, Miku?
[14:05] Miku
    Yeah. I'm fine.
[14:08] Yotsuba
    All right! I'm always the one
    being taught stuff,
[14:12] ---
    but today, I'm gonna
    teach you two everything!
[14:21] Ichika
    Wow, you look so awkward.
[14:24] Ichika
    Hello.
[14:26] Ichika
    Man, it's cold, huh?
[14:30] Fuutarou
    Seriously, who are you?
[14:34] Ichika
    It's me. Ichika.
[14:35] Fuutarou
    Oh, you.
[14:38] Yotsuba
    Ichika!
[14:40] Fuutarou
    Are you really all right?
[14:45] Ichika
    Yeah, I'm not all better yet, but...
[14:48] Fuutarou
    Oh yeah, what about Itsuki?
[14:49] Fuutarou
    Wasn't she taking care of you?
[14:52] Ichika
    Itsuki-chan's skiing on her own because
    she doesn't feel like she can face you.
[14:57] Yotsuba
    Ichika!
[14:59] Yotsuba
    These guys refuse to learn
    anything I teach them!
[15:02] Fuutarou
    That's how I always feel about you!
[15:07] Ichika
    Let's make it fun, then.
[15:10] Ichika
    We'll play tag.
[15:11] Ichika
    Yotsuba's the best, so she's it.
[15:13] Yotsuba
    Okay.
[15:15] Miku
    What about Nino and Itsuki?
[15:16] Yotsuba
    I'm catching them as soon
    as I find them, obviously.
[15:19] Yotsuba
    One, two, three, four...
[15:22] Fuutarou
    Hey!
[15:23] Fuutarou
    Damn it, I only just learned to go forward.
[15:28] Fuutarou
    Wait, this might be a chance
    to explain myself to Miku.
[15:31] Fuutarou
    Miku, want to...
[15:34] Fuutarou
    Wait, hey!
[15:35] Fuutarou
    Hold up, Miku!
[15:39] Fuutarou
    When did she get so good?
[15:48] Fuutarou
    This is bad.
[15:50] Ichika
    There's something I want to make sure about.
[15:53] Fuutarou
    Ichika.
[15:54] Ichika
    You haven't told anyone
    about last night, right?
[16:01] (Flashback) Ichika
    I might quit school.
[16:05] Fuutarou
    How could I?
[16:07] Ichika
    So that means...
[16:09] Fuutarou
    Ichika...
[16:11] Fuutarou
    How do you stop?
[16:14] ---
    What?
[16:18] Fuutarou
    Uesugi-kun!
[16:34] Fuutarou
    Yotsuba...
[16:35] Fuutarou
    When you teach something,
     you have to cover everything.
[16:39] Girl
    Uh, are you all right?
[16:41] Guy
    Are you alive?
[16:43] Fuutarou
    I-I'm fine.
[16:45] Fuutarou
    Don't mind me.
[16:48] Fuutarou
    I attracted attention.
[16:51] Fuutarou
    I don't know if it's because I never
    got Raiha's good luck charm back,
[16:55] ---
    but I've been having crap
    luck since yesterday.
[17:02] Nino
    This bandage...
[17:04] Nino
    Is that you, Kintaro-kun?
[17:07] Nino
    It is, isn't it?
[17:11] Fuutarou
    Huh?
[17:12] Fuutarou
    No, I'm not.
[17:13] Fuutarou
    What kind of weird name is that?
[17:15] Nino
    Yeah, right.
[17:16] Nino
    I only ever gave this to you.
[17:19] Fuutarou
    Shit.
[17:20] Fuutarou
    Now what?
[17:23] Nino
    Why are you running away?
[17:26] Fuutarou
    Should I tell her now?
[17:28] Fuutarou
    That I was lying to her during
    the test of courage last night?
[17:33] Nino
    Hey, wait!
[17:36] Fuutarou
    How do I deal with this amicably?
[17:40] Fuutarou
    Shoot! Yotsuba!
[17:43] Yotsuba
    Found you, Uesugi-san!
[17:49] Nino
    Kintaro-kun!
[17:51] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san!
[17:58] Fuutarou
    I'm getting dizzy.
[18:00] Nino
    Kintaro-kun!
[18:00] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san!
[18:01] Yotsuba
    Huh?
[18:03] Nino
    Yotsuba.
[18:04] Yotsuba
    Found you, Nino.
[18:06] Nino
    Did you see a blond guy go your way?
[18:09] Yotsuba
    And have you seen Uesugi-san?
[18:12] Yotsuba
    Weird.
[18:13] Yotsuba
    Where did he go?
[18:17] Fuutarou
    Miku.
[18:20] Miku
    That was close. She almost caught you.
[18:24] Fuutarou
    Is this an igloo?
[18:26] Fuutarou
    You didn't make this, did you?
[18:28] Miku
    No, it was already here.
[18:31] Fuutarou
    Ah.
[18:34] Fuutarou
    It's pretty warm inside.
[18:38] Miku
    F-Futaro...
[18:40] Miku
    It's cramped in here. Don't move too much.
[18:44] Fuutarou
    O-Oh, sorry.
[18:46] Fuutarou
    I'll get out, then.
[18:51] Miku
    Don't leave, either.
[18:55] Miku
    I don't know anymore.
[18:58] Fuutarou
    Miku?
[19:05] Miku
    I-I mean, Yotsuba might still be out there.
[19:08] Fuutarou
    That's true.
[19:10] Fuutarou
    Let me stay here for a while longer.
[19:12] Miku
    Okay.
[19:16] Fuutarou
    Where does she get that
    endless stamina, anyway?
[19:20] Fuutarou
    It's hard to believe
    she's really one of you quintuplets.
[19:23] Miku
    She would have caught me if this
    igloo hadn't been here, too.
[19:27] Fuutarou
    Whatever happened to skiing, anyway?
[19:31] Miku
    Why am I doing this?
[19:34] Fuutarou
    Well, then...
[19:36] Fuutarou
    How are we going to escape?
[19:38] Miku
    Let's see...
[19:41] Miku
    I know.
[19:42] Miku
    Let's get Yotsuba to have a handicap.
[19:45] Fuutarou
    A handicap?
[19:46] Miku
    We could make her carry things
    so we can be equally fast.
[19:51] Fuutarou
    That'll make it more fun, I guess.
[19:54] Miku
    Yeah. Okay.
[19:55] Fuutarou
    But I don't really like that.
[20:02] Fuutarou
    The five of you started off with
    the same physical abilities, didn't you?
[20:06] Fuutarou
    You're quintuplets.
[20:09] Fuutarou
    That means Yotsuba earned
    her athleticism for herself.
[20:16] Miku
    That's true.
[20:18] Fuutarou
    I know this is just a game, but...
[20:22] Fuutarou
    I don't want to disregard that effort.
[20:28] (Flashback) Fuutarou
    Anyone who does it wants
    that person all to themselves.
[20:32] (Flashback) Ichika
    Are you sure I can take him?
[20:33] (Flashback) Miku
    No need to worry with Ichika.
[20:36] (Flashback) Miku
    What were you two doing here?
[20:38] (Flashback) Miku
    We're equals.
[20:39] (Flashback) Miku
    You should be his partner.
[20:43] Fuutarou
    Being equals is fine,
[20:45] ---
    but you can't ignore the work she put in.
[20:48] Fuutarou
    Let's be fair, not equal.
[21:01] Fuutarou
    H-Hey...
[21:03] Miku
    Ow...
[21:06] Fuutarou
    What are you doing?
[21:11] Miku
    "Let's be fair."
[21:16] Fuutarou
    What the hell am I saying, anyway?
[21:19] Fuutarou
    The heat's making me crazy.
[21:22] Fuutarou
    I'm going to get some fresh air.
[21:36] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san!
[21:39] Yotsuba
    I'm gonna find you, no matter what.
[21:46] Nino
    Where did he go?
[21:51] Nino
    Kintaro-kun...
SIGN    Miku
SIGN    Miku
[22:10] Ichika
    Yes, Miku? What's up?
[22:13] Miku
    Ichika, hey...
SIGN    #11 Legend of Fate Day 3
[22:16] Miku
    There's something I want
    to talk to you about.
SIGN    #12 Legend of Fate Day 2000
SIGN    Next Time on The Quintessential Quintuplets
[23:51] Ichika
    Futaro-kun.
[23:52] Nino
    Get up, Uesugi!
[23:53] Miku
    Futaro.
[23:54] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san!
[23:56] Ichika
    Wake up, Uesugi-kun.
[23:58] Fuutarou
    I see.
[24:00] Fuutarou
    I never met the quintuplets.
    It was all a dream.
[24:02] Ichika
    There's no way that's true.

E12 - Legend of Fate Day 2000

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[00:01] Ichika
    Miku, what is it you wanted
    to talk to me about?
[00:04] Miku
    We don't need to be equals.
[00:06] Miku
    We need to be fair.
[00:08] Miku
    So then what should I do?
[00:12] Ichika
    Are you talking about the campfire?
[00:14] Miku
    Y-Yeah.
[00:17] Miku
    The legend that the people
    in class were talking about
[00:20] ---
    says that you have to
    hold hands at the finale.
[00:27] Miku
    Right.
[00:28] Miku
    Futaro has two hands.
[00:30] Miku
    Let's take both his hands.
[00:35] Ichika
    Huh? Say what?
[00:37] Miku
    Never mind.
[00:39] Ichika
    Sorry, I still have a cough.
[00:42] Miku
    You should be staying inside, not skiing.
[00:44] Ichika
    But I just changed into my ski wear.
[00:48] Miku
    No.
[00:48] Miku
    You're sick. Stay in bed.
[00:50] Fuutarou
    Ichika?
[00:52] Fuutarou
    It's gotten worse, huh?
[00:54] Fuutarou
    We both have some bad luck.
[00:56] Ichika
    Huh? Did I ever tell
    Futaro-kun that I'm sick?
[01:00] Fuutarou
    No, you just said...
[01:02] Miku
    Y-You were on speakerphone.
[01:04] Ichika
    Oh, whatever.
[01:05] Ichika
    So you two are together, right?
[01:08] Ichika
    I'm kind of relieved, I think.
[01:10] Ichika
    Okay, I'm going to head back,
    but I have a favor to ask of you two.
[01:14] Ichika
    Find Itsuki-chan. She's on her own.
[01:18] Ichika
    I'm sure she's actually lonely.
[01:26] Fuutarou
    Weird.
[01:28] Fuutarou
    How could Itsuki not be here?
[01:30] Miku
    That's rude.
[01:33] Fuutarou
    Come to think of it, I haven't
    seen her since we started skiing.
[01:37] Miku
    I can't get through to her phone, either.
[01:40] Miku
    I wonder if she went to the advanced course.
[01:47] Miku
    F-Futaro?
[01:49] Miku
    You're sweating really bad. Are you okay?
[01:53] Fuutarou
    I can't lie to myself any longer.
[01:57] Fuutarou
    I must have gotten it from Raiha.
[02:01] Fuutarou
    Which means Ichika got it from me.
[02:03] Fuutarou
    I feel guilty.
[02:05] Miku
    You should get some rest.
[02:07] Yotsuba
    Found you, Miku and Uesugi-san!
[02:11] Yotsuba
    Did you really think I wouldn't find you here?
[02:15] Fuutarou
    Yotsuba?
[02:17] Miku
    I forgot.
[02:18] Yotsuba
    I already caught Ichika and Nino.
[02:20] Yotsuba
    Itsuki's the last one standing.
[02:22] Fuutarou
    You haven't found her, either?
[02:24] Yotsuba
    Nope, unfortunately.
[02:27] Nino
    Jeez.
[02:28] Nino
    I'm looking for someone, too.
[02:31] Miku
    Ichika.
[02:32] Miku
    I told you to get some rest.
[02:34] Ichika
    S-Sorry.
[02:36] Ichika
    Yotsuba caught me.
[02:38] Miku
    Okay, Futaro, Ichika,
    you two are going back to the cottage.
[02:44] Fuutarou
    Yotsuba...
[02:46] Fuutarou
    Did Itsuki get away from you?
[02:48] Yotsuba
    No.
[02:49] Yotsuba
    I searched for her, but there
    was no hint of her anywhere.
[02:52] Miku
    Is something wrong?
[02:54] Fuutarou
    This could be worse than I thought.
[02:58] Nino
    What? Tell us what's going on.
[03:03] Nino
    Lost?
[03:05] Fuutarou
    Yeah.
[03:06] Fuutarou
    Given how much we've run around the place,
    it's weird that none of us have seen her.
[03:10] Ichika
    That doesn't mean...
[03:11] Miku
    Still can't get through.
[03:13] Miku
    Ichika, you're sure Itsuki said
    she was going skiing, right?
[03:20] Ichika
    Y-Yeah.
SIGN    Fantastic Course
SIGN    Rookie Course
SIGN    Professional Course
SIGN    Kids Slope
[03:24] Yotsuba
    I don't think I've gone there yet.
[03:26] Yotsuba
    Over here.
[03:28] Nino
    Isn't that...
[03:29] Nino
    Isn't that the area Sensei warned us not to go
    because the path hasn't been maintained?
[03:38] Nino
    I'll go check the cottage
    to see if she's gone back.
[03:41] Yotsuba
    I'll go talk to Sensei.
[03:42] Ichika
    Hang on.
[03:44] Ichika
    Let's look for her a little more.
[03:46] Nino
    Why?
[03:47] Nino
    We might need to call for a rescue.
[03:51] Ichika
    Um...
[03:52] Ichika
    I just think Itsuki-chan would rather not
    make a mountain out of a molehill.
[03:57] Nino
    What's that supposed to mean?
    I don't believe you!
[04:01] Nino
    Itsuki's life is on the line!
[04:03] Nino
    We can't take this lightly!
[04:08] Ichika
    Sorry.
[04:11] Fuutarou
    Where are you, Itsuki?
[04:15] Miku
    You should really rest, Futaro.
[04:18] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san?
[04:19] Fuutarou
    I've almost figured it out.
[04:19] Yotsuba
    Futaro?
[04:20] Yotsuba
    Futaro?
[04:21] Fuutarou
    I saw her somewhere today.
[04:22] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san!
[04:22] (Flashback) Ichika
    Huh? Did I ever tell Futaro-kun I'm sick?
[04:24] (Flashback) Miku
    She almost caught you.
[04:25] (Flashback) Itsuki
    Is that you, Kintaro-kun?
[04:26] (Flashback) Itsuki
    Uesugi-kun!
[04:29] Fuutarou
    I see!
[04:31] Fuutarou
    So that's what happened.
[04:34] Nino
    Forget it.
[04:35] Fuutarou
    Hang on.
[04:37] Fuutarou
    I think I know how to find her.
[04:39] Miku
    Futaro...
[04:40] Nino
    "How to find her"?
[04:42] Fuutarou
    Don't worry.
[04:43] Fuutarou
    I'm sure we'll find her.
[04:46] Nino
    I can trust you, right?
[04:49] Fuutarou
    Yeah.
[04:50] Fuutarou
    Ichika, come with me.
[04:53] Itsuki
    Did you mean you were going
    to look for her from up here?
[04:58] Fuutarou
    Yeah, something like that.
[05:01] Itsuki
    Sure, you can see a lot
    from up here, but...
[05:12] Itsuki
    W-Want to call it off?
[05:15] Fuutarou
    Is that Itsuki?
[05:17] Itsuki
    Which one?
[05:19] Fuutarou
    That one there.
[05:20] Fuutarou
    The girl right below us.
[05:22] Itsuki
    Um... Th-That one?
[05:26] Itsuki
    I don't think so.
[05:30] Fuutarou
    I figured.
[05:32] Fuutarou
    I mean, he's obviously a guy.
[05:40] Fuutarou
    Found you.
[05:43] Fuutarou
    You have bad eyesight.
[05:45] Fuutarou
    You can't see very well without your glasses.
[05:47] Fuutarou
    Sorry I made such a big deal of this.
[05:51] Fuutarou
    You had a hard time telling us, didn't you?
[05:54] Itsuki
    When did you notice?
[05:55] Fuutarou
    It wasn't until a moment ago that I realized.
[05:58] Fuutarou
    It was because you called me "Uesugi-kun."
[06:03] (Flashback) Itsuki
    Uesugi-kun!
[06:09] Fuutarou
    Ichika calls me by my first name.
[06:12] Fuutarou
    I may not know you guys perfectly,
    but I know that much.
[06:21] Ichika
    I hope he found Itsuki-chan.
[06:25] (Flashback) Ichika
    Does Futaro-kun seem like
    such a bad person to you?
[06:29] (Flashback) Itsuki
    That's not what I mean.
[06:31] (Flashback) Itsuki
    But it's different when
    we're talking relationships.
[06:37] (Flashback) Itsuki
    I don't know anything about him.
[06:40] (Flashback) Itsuki
    We need to be more selective
    when it comes to men.
[06:45] Ichika
    Itsuki-chan must still be going after him.
[06:49] Ichika
    Don't worry.
[06:51] Ichika
    Futaro-kun isn't like Dad.
[06:56] Itsuki
    I'm sorry.
[06:59] Itsuki
    I wanted to be sure.
[07:03] Fuutarou
    You're so awkward.
[07:05] Fuutarou
    You never follow through all the way.
[07:12] Itsuki
    U-Um...
[07:14] Itsuki
    Uesugi-kun?
[07:16] Itsuki
    You're being too forward...
[07:20] Itsuki
    Uh...
[07:24] Itsuki
    Uesugi-kun?
[07:28] Itsuki
    Uesugi-kun!
[07:32] Announcement
    We'll be beginning the campfire soon.
[07:35] Announcement
    All students, please gather
    at the common area.
[07:38] Guy
    I'm glad you brought him here.
[07:40] Guy
    We'll let Uesugi-kun get some rest here
    and see how he does.
[07:44] Guy
    Could someone bring his stuff?
[07:48] Yotsuba
    Okay.
[07:49] Ichika
    Sorry, it's my fault.
[07:51] Ichika
    I'll stay with him.
[07:52] Miku
    Ichika...
[07:53] Itsuki
    I-I'll stay behind, too.
[07:57] Fuutarou
    What's the point of you guys being here?
[07:59] Fuutarou
    Let me be alone.
[08:01] Nino
    Hey, that's pretty cold.
[08:03] Nino
    We're all worried about you.
[08:05] Guy
    So there you have it.
[08:07] Guy
    Go on ahead.
[08:08] Nino
    But...
[08:09] Guy
    From now on, this room is out of bounds.
[08:20] Guy
    Now, get in.
[08:23] Fuutarou
    Nino...
[08:25] Fuutarou
    Can I talk to you for a second?
[08:32] Miku
    Futaro...
[08:34] Miku
    He actually brought himself
    to come to camp school.
[08:38] Miku
    Should we really let it
    end so miserably for him?
[08:48] Girl A
    What's your plan for the last dance?
[08:50] Girl B
    I don't know...
[08:51] Guy A
    I think I might ask her now.
[08:52] Guy B
    I wonder if she already has someone.
[08:55] Guy A
    So I'm wondering if you'd
    like to dance with me.
[08:58] Nino
    How stupid.
[09:00] Girl A
    Huh? What's wrong, Nino?
[09:02] Girl B
    You were all hyped up about
    dancing with your soulmate.
[09:06] Nino
    I got rejected.
[09:10] (Flashback) Fuutarou
    He said something came up
    that he has to attend to.
[09:12] (Flashback) Fuutarou
    I ran into him on the slopes,
    and he asked me to tell you.
[09:15] (Flashback) Nino
    So it was him.
[09:18] (Flashback) Nino
    I wonder if he hates me.
[09:21] (Flashback) Fuutarou
    No, well...
[09:23] (Flashback) Nino
    Well, I guess I'll wait, anyway.
[09:28] (Flashback) Fuutarou
    Hey, Nino, that was...
[09:30] (Flashback) Guy A
    Uesugi!
[09:31] (Flashback) Guy A
    What are you doing?
[09:32] (Flashback) Guy A
    Get some rest.
[09:35] (Flashback) Fuutarou
    Sorry.
[09:36] (Flashback) Fuutarou
    Cheer up.
[09:42] Nino
    Says the guy who's the most beat up.
[09:46] Nino
    You need to worry about yourself for once.
[09:51] (Flashback) Nino
    I can trust you, right?
[09:56] (Flashback) Fuutarou
    Yeah.
[09:58] Nino
    Lame.
[10:03] Girl B
    Seriously?
[10:04] Girl B
    Huh? Nino?
[10:06] Nino
    I'm going to the washroom.
[10:08] Girl B
    You should hurry. It's about to start.
[10:11] Girl A
    I wouldn't mind dancing with you
    if you don't have anyone.
[10:15] Guy A
    S-Sure.
[10:26] Miku
    For you.
[10:27] Miku
    It's important to stay hydrated
    when you have a cold.
[10:29] Ichika
    Th-Thanks.
[10:32] Ichika
    Wow, matcha soda comes in hot, too?
[10:39] Miku
    Your fever's gone.
[10:41] Ichika
    I wonder if I gave him my cold.
[10:45] Miku
    Futaro was weird from the beginning.
[10:50] Miku
    Looking back now,
    I think he was sick the whole time.
[10:55] Miku
    I wish I'd paid more attention.
[10:58] Miku
    I was just too busy with my own problems.
[11:03] Ichika
    Sorry.
[11:06] Ichika
    I should have turned down the dance.
[11:08] Ichika
    I wish I'd noticed sooner.
[11:12] Ichika
    About the legend...
[11:14] Ichika
    About your feelings...
[11:16] Ichika
    And my own feelings...
[11:26] Ichika
    Miku?
[11:28] Miku
    It's been bothering me the whole time.
[11:30] Miku
    About how you and Nino and the others
    get along with Futaro.
[11:35] Miku
    I didn't think it would be
    fair for me to be special.
[11:41] Ichika
    That's not true.
[11:42] Miku
    But I'm done with that.
[11:44] Miku
    I want him all for myself.
[11:47] Miku
    I can't lie to myself about feeling that way.
[11:50] Miku
    But that's not for now.
[11:55] Miku
    I like Futaro.
[11:58] Miku
    So I'm going to do as I wish.
[12:01] Miku
    But you and the others
    can do as you wish, too.
[12:07] Miku
    I'm going to win.
[12:17] Ichika
    It's exquisitely gross.
[12:19] Miku
    Is it?
[12:21] Ichika
    But it works great.
[12:23] Ichika
    Thanks.
[12:25] Ichika
    Let's get going.
[12:26] Miku
    Yeah.
[12:29] Itsuki
    If I hadn't pretended to be Ichika...
[12:34] Itsuki
    Yotsuba.
[12:35] Itsuki
    Have you gotten Uesugi-kun's stuff yet?
[12:40] Itsuki
    Yotsuba?
[12:42] Yotsuba
    These are Uesugi-san's bookmarks.
[12:45] Yotsuba
    There are so many tabs and memos.
SIGN    School Camp
[12:48] Yotsuba
    He was really looking forward to this trip.
[12:51] Yotsuba
    I dragged him around when he was sick
    and ruined it for him.
[12:57] Yotsuba
    I shouldn't have done that.
[13:00] Itsuki
    In the end, we have no way
    of knowing what he felt
[13:03] ---
    or what he's thinking.
[13:06] ---
    Not unless we ask him.
[13:12] Itsuki
    But I'm sure it wasn't in vain.
[13:15] Fuutarou
    Stories to bring home for Raiha:
[13:17] Fuutarou
    Quintuplet games in the car.
[13:19] Fuutarou
    The test of courage prep
    that Yotsuba helped with.
[13:22] Fuutarou
    Maybe: skiing on the third day.
    (Yotsuba is supposed to teach me)
[13:27] Fuutarou
    Surprising stories...
[13:28] Yotsuba
    Do you think this is true?
[13:30] Yotsuba
    Miku said it was a miserable ending,
    but I wonder if he had fun.
[13:35] Itsuki
    Who knows?
[13:37] Yotsuba
    I'll ask Uesugi-san.
[13:40] Itsuki
    Right now?
[13:41] Yotsuba
    I won't get caught if I'm careful.
[13:44] Itsuki
    She's so straightforward.
    I hope I can be like her.
[13:59] Guy
    Head Teacher.
[14:00] Guy
    Head Teacher?
[14:02] Principal
    Wh-What?!
[14:03] Guy
    The campfire is almost over.
[14:06] Guy
    Could you help me out?
[14:08] Principal
    All right.
[14:09] Guy
    You were sleeping, weren't you?
[14:14] Itsuki
    I tried doing what Yotsuba would do,
[14:16] ---
    but sneaking in while
    the teacher's sleeping?
[14:19] Itsuki
    Was that taking it too far?
[14:23] Itsuki
    But I can't just leave him all alone.
[14:29] Itsuki
    I need to turn on the lights.
[14:32] Itsuki
    Um...
[14:33] Itsuki
    The switch should be around here.
[14:47] Yotsuba
    You're all here?!
[14:49] Itsuki
    B-Be quiet.
[14:50] Nino
    Why are you girls here?
[14:53] Miku
    Why are you?
[14:55] Nino
    I just thought about lending him
    my really good lucky charm.
[14:59] Itsuki
    We came here because we were
    worried about Futaro-kun, right?
[15:02] Miku
    Yeah.
[15:05] Yotsuba
    I'm kind of happy.
[15:07] Yotsuba
    We were all thinking the same thing.
[15:09] Nino
    I told you, I wasn't.
[15:12] Miku
    You're so stubborn.
[15:19] Itsuki
    Uesugi-kun, we're all hoping you get well.
[15:25] Itsuki
    I don't really know what
    kind of person you are yet,
[15:30] Itsuki
    so when you wake up, could you please...
[15:34] Itsuki
    tell me more about yourself?
[15:41] Announcement
    It's the finale of the campfire.
[15:45] Announcement
    Please join in the countdown.
[15:48] Announcement
    Ready, and...
[15:49] Announcement
    Ten,
[15:51] Announcement
    nine,
[15:52] Announcement
    eight,
[15:54] Announcement
    seven,
[15:55] Announcement
    six,
[15:57] Announcement
    five,
[15:58] Announcement
    four,
[16:00] Announcement
    three,
[16:01] Announcement
    two,
[16:03] Announcement
    one,
[16:05] Announcement
    zero!
[16:30] Raiha
    Hi.
[16:31] Raiha
    Are you at the venue?
[16:36] Raiha
    How could you forget that?!
[16:38] Raiha
    I'll bring it, but look...
[16:42] Dad
    What, was it Futaro?
[16:45] Raiha
    He left the wedding ring here.
[16:48] Raiha
    What kind of groom does that?
[16:50] Dad
    Like father, like son.
[16:52] Raiha
    He's not the only one?!
[16:57] Raiha
    All right.
[16:59] Raiha
    I'm going to marry someone
    better than you or Onii-chan.
[17:03] Dad
    Never!
[17:04] Dad
    Don't leave me all alone!
[17:07] Dad
    You don't have a boyfriend yet, right?
[17:11] Raiha
    Onii-chan is as aloof as ever
    about everything other than work.
[17:16] Dad
    He's gotten better than when he
    was a student, though, hasn't he?
[17:20] Raiha
    Yeah, but...
[17:22] Raiha
    I'm worried he might not
    make a good husband.
[17:28] Dad
    Hey...
[17:29] Dad
    Is this all we're getting for breakfast?
[17:31] Dad
    Are our finances that bad?
[17:33] Raiha
    They are, but that's not why.
[17:35] Raiha
    It would be a waste to
    eat too much right now.
[17:39] Raiha
    Lunch today is going to be a feast.
[18:00] Raiha
    It's like a castle.
[18:05] Lady A
    How did this happen?
[18:09] Lady B
    No kidding.
[18:10] Lady B
    It must be some kind of mistake.
[18:14] Raiha
    You have to get changed
    this many times in one day?
[18:20] Raiha
    I wonder if I'm going to wear
    something like this someday.
[18:25] Lady A
    I'm going to put up your hair.
[18:41] Raiha
    There you are.
[18:45] Raiha
    Does he even know that today's a special day?
[18:49] Raiha
    You're about to get married, you know.
[18:51] Raiha
    Onii-chan's so pragmatic, though.
[18:56] Raiha
    Maybe he doesn't even... care...
[19:03] Raiha
    I haven't seen that in a while.
[19:05] Raiha
    I didn't realize he still had it.
[19:10] Raiha
    Congratulations on getting married,
    Onii-chan.
[19:15] Priest
    Introducing the groom.
[19:32] Guy
    Hey, you.
[19:33] Girl
    Uesugi-kun.
[19:35] Guy
    Hey.
[19:36] Girl
    Congratulations.
[19:39] Guy
    What? It's me.
[19:42] Guy
    You don't remember?!
[19:43] Fuutarou
    Of course I do.
[19:45] Fuutarou
    Maeda, right?
[19:46] Fuutarou
    Mr. and Mrs. Maeda.
[19:50] Guy
    He really hasn't changed.
[19:51] Girl
    I know.
[19:53] Guy
    He's the cupid that
    brought us together, though.
[19:57] Girl
    The campfire legend, huh?
[20:00] Girl
    That takes me back.
[20:01] Guy
    Y-Yeah.
[20:03] ---
    By the way, did you know?
[20:06] ---
    Apparently, back then,
    the two of them also...
[20:09] Fuutarou
    To be honest, I don't remember
    much about what happened.
[20:13] Fuutarou
    But even though school camp was a disaster,
    I didn't hate it, strangely enough.
[20:20] Priest
    And now the bride.
[20:40] Fuutarou
    The legend of the campfire.
[20:43] Fuutarou
    Those who hold hands at the campfire at
    that moment will be together for life.
[20:56] Fuutarou
    It must have been because they were there
    that even those bittersweet memories
[20:59] ---
    seem so happy.
[21:20] Ichika
    You were holding back that whole time, huh?
[21:23] Ichika
    I really hadn't been paying attention.
[21:25] Nino
    Quit talking so out of
    character and be yourself.
[21:30] Miku
    The five of us are with you.
[21:32] Yotsuba
    Let my power heal you.
[21:36] Itsuki
    What did you feel during the school camp?
[21:43] Yotsuba
    He's awake.
[21:44] Nino
    Do you feel better now?
[21:46] Yotsuba
    That charm actually works!
[21:47] Miku
    He's back to life.
[21:48] Nino
    You scared me. Jeez.
[21:50] Itsuki
    I was terrified.
[21:51] Fuutarou
    Shut up.
[21:58] Fuutarou
    Shut up!
[22:00] Fuutarou
    I can't get any sleep!
[22:03] Itsuki
    Uesugi-san's angry.
[22:05] Ichika
    He's fine now.
[22:07] Fuutarou
    Get out of here!
[22:20] Fuutarou
    I think I can say it now...
[22:28] Fuutarou
    What I couldn't say back then.
[22:35] Fuutarou
    Thanks for being by my side.
[22:49] (Flashback) Miku
    Futaro.
[22:49] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san.
[22:52] (Flashback) Fuutarou
    You all.
[22:53] (Flashback) Miku
    Good morning.
[22:56] (Flashback) Fuutarou
    Hey.
[22:59] (Flashback) Miku
    Are you feeling better now?
[23:01] (Flashback) Fuutarou
    Yeah.
[23:01] (Flashback) Fuutarou
    I need to make up for the time
    I spent hospitalized.
[23:05] (Flashback) Nino
    You can keep that for a little longer.
[23:08] (Flashback) Fuutarou
    Did you say something?
[23:10] (Flashback) Nino
    Nothing.
[23:11] (Flashback) Nino
    Stop eating already, Itsuki.
[23:13] (Flashback) Itsuki
    I get hungry in the mornings.
[23:17] (Flashback) Ichika
    I know.
[23:18] (Flashback) Ichika
    To celebrate Futaro coming back to health,
[23:20] (Flashback) ---
    we should all go to
    the crêpe shop after school...
[23:22] (Flashback) Fuutarou
    We're studying, right?
[23:25] (Flashback) Miku
    Futaro, I hope you help us lots
    with studying.
[23:31] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    Studying together, huh?
[23:33] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    Let's do this.
[23:34] (Flashback) Nino
    Hey, I never agreed.
[23:36] (Flashback) Miku
    Everyone besides you, then, Nino.
[23:40] (Flashback) Nino
    I never said I wouldn't join.
[23:42] (Flashback) Itsuki
    Uesugi-kun, we'll be in your care.
[23:48] (Flashback) Fuutarou
    Right.
[23:49] (Flashback) Fuutarou
    The finals are coming up,
     so I'm going to work you all hard.
[23:53] (Flashback) Itsuki
    U-Um...
[23:56] (Flashback) Fuutarou
    You'd better be prepared, all of you!
[23:58] (Flashback) Nino
    Run!
SIGN    Episode 12: Legend of Fate Day 2000

Season 2

1 - Quite the Crappy Kyoto Quagmire

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[00:02] Futaro
    I was having a dream...
[00:06] (Flashback) Rena
    There! Look!
[00:08] (Flashback) Rena
    We were just there! Kyoto Station!
[00:10] (Flashback) Futaro
    Whoa, seriously?
[00:15] Futaro
    A dream about the day we first met.
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets ∫∫
SIGN    Quite the Crappy Kyoto Quagmire
SIGN    Ouite the Crappy Kyoto Quagmire
SIGN    Quite the Crappy Kyoto Quagmire
[02:10] Futaro
    School camp was one disaster after another.
[02:13] Futaro
    And then my mild cold
    turned into a full-blown flu.
[02:16] Futaro
    It all ended with me going
    straight to the hospital.
[02:27] Futaro
    And I get the feeling...
[02:31] ---
    they came to pay me a visit back then.
[02:39] Futaro
    Nah, no way.
[02:45] Futaro
    Nino.
[02:47] Nino
    There's no one else here, is there?
[02:49] Futaro
    Wh-What? This is my room.
[02:52] Nino
    What do you care?
[02:53] Nino
    Who do you think is paying for it?
[02:57] Futaro
    It didn't have to be such
    a fancy single bed room.
[03:02] Futaro
    The nurses are gossiping about how
    I may be the hospital director's bastard son.
[03:08] Nino
    What did you expect?
[03:10] Nino
    The girls thought you were going to die.
[03:14] Futaro
    Your father was the one who paid for
    my hospital expenses, too, wasn't he?
[03:18] Nino
    That's right.
[03:19] Nino
    Which basically means we paid for them.
[03:22] Futaro
    Yikes. I didn't think anyone
    could be such a brat.
[03:26] Futaro
    I never thought you, of all people,
    would be the one to come visit me, though.
[03:33] Nino
    I guess...
[03:34] Nino
    Shoot, I have to get going!
[03:38] Nino
    Don't you dare tell anyone
    about this, all right?
[03:43] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san, have you seen Nino here?
[03:47] Futaro
    Yotsuba.
[03:49] Ichika
    Hey.
[03:50] Ichika
    I haven't seen you since school camp.
[03:52] Miku
    How are you feeling?
[03:54] Futaro
    And the rest of you.
[03:56] Yotsuba
    Thank goodness.
[03:57] Yotsuba
    I'm glad you're alive, at least.
[04:00] Futaro
    Jeez.
[04:01] Futaro
    Who ever asked you to come?
[04:05] Yotsuba
    I definitely smell Nino.
[04:08] Yotsuba
    Sniff, sniff...
[04:08] Futaro
    Is her BO that bad?
[04:11] Futaro
    Poor girl...
[04:13] Nino
    It's my perfume!
[04:15] Ichika
    We weren't sure you were going
    to make it, at one point.
[04:18] Ichika
    Your temperature was as high as
    a record-breaking summer day.
[04:23] Miku
    I'm glad you're better.
[04:26] Miku
    You can call if you ever get lonely.
[04:28] Miku
    We'll come take care of you.
[04:30] Futaro
    Thanks.
[04:31] Futaro
    But I prefer being by myself.
[04:33] Futaro
    Ow!
[04:34] Ichika
    Futaro-kun, that wasn't good.
[04:37] Ichika
    Also, here.
[04:38] Ichika
    Handouts from class while you were sick.
[04:40] Ichika
    Good thing I finally got them to you.
[04:46] Futaro
    So you're going to school, huh?
[04:49] Ichika
    Yeah.
[04:52] (Flashback) Ichika
    I might quit school.
[04:57] Futaro
    You were never that committed, were you?
[05:00] Ichika
    Come on, you're so mean.
[05:05] Ichika
    I thought school was boring...
[05:08] Ichika
    That I wouldn't have any problem quitting.
[05:11] Ichika
    But I'm going to stay a little longer.
[05:14] Ichika
    There's something I can't leave behind now.
[05:18] Ichika
    You're aloof, insensitive, and mean.
[05:22] Ichika
    So why...
[05:26] ---
    does it have to be you?
[05:31] Miku
    Was there something you didn't like?
[05:34] Futaro
    Huh?
[05:35] Miku
    I would've cooked for you
    if you'd asked me.
[05:39] Futaro
    No, I just don't really have an appetite.
[05:41] Miku
    Oh.
[05:44] Miku
    Say "ahh."
[05:47] Futaro
    Hey.
[05:50] Ichika
    You'd better eat.
[05:53] Futaro
    What is this?
[05:57] Yotsuba
    Hey!
[05:58] Yotsuba
    I found Nino!
[05:59] Nino
    What are you, a dog?!
[06:00] Yotsuba
    Come on. Let's go.
[06:01] Yotsuba
    L-Let me go!
[06:04] Ichika
    Well, we'd better be going.
[06:07] Miku
    I hope you get better soon.
[06:13] Futaro
    Huh?
[06:15] Futaro
    What happened?
[06:16] Futaro
    I feel a little better.
SIGN    Examination Room
[06:20] Doc
    You're being discharged tomorrow,
    aren't you, Uesugi-kun?
[06:24] Futaro
    Yes.
[06:26] Doc
    Are you worried about your studies?
[06:28] Futaro
    Well...
[06:30] Futaro
    I'm doing fine,
[06:32] ---
    but there are some idiots
    that I have to teach.
[06:38] Doc
    I see.
[06:40] Doc
    That concludes your examination.
[06:42] Nino
    S-Stop shoving!
[06:44] Miku
    Silence in the hospital, Nino.
[06:47] Nino
    I can't help it!
[06:48] Nino
    I was scared!
[06:50] Futaro
    Those girls...
[06:52] Futaro
    I guess I should thank them
    for coming to visit.
[06:56] Ichika
    You're never going to get your ears
    pierced if you're afraid of needles.
[07:01] Futaro
    Needles?
[07:03] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san.
[07:04] Futaro
    What are you guys actually here for?
[07:07] Ichika
    What for?
[07:09] Ichika
    Vaccinations.
[07:11] Ichika
    We always get vaccinated
    around this time every year.
[07:14] Miku
    But Itsuki and Nino keep running away.
[07:17] Itsuki
    I hate pain.
[07:18] Yotsuba
    I'm glad we got to see Uesugi-san
    while we were at it, though.
[07:23] Futaro
    You what...
[07:25] Futaro
    Damn you all! You're going to get it!
[07:28] Orderly A
    You!
[07:28] Orderly A
    No shouting in the hospital!
[07:31] Orderly A
    You're sick! Stay put!
[07:36] Doc
    Uesugi-kun...
[07:38] Doc
    I expect great things from you.
[07:43] Futaro
    I feel like I've seen that man somewhere.
[07:51] Futaro
    It was a long time ago.
[07:55] Futaro
    But it's a scene that's
    etched firmly in my mind.
[08:02] Futaro
    Right, that was...
[08:04] (Flashback) Rena
    Uesugi Futaro-kun.
[08:07] (Flashback) Rena
    Bye-bye.
[08:10] Futaro
    Why?
[08:11] Futaro
    Why did I remember that?
[08:23] Futaro
    Oh, it's just you, Itsuki.
[08:25] Futaro
    Don't scare me like that.
[08:26] Itsuki
    Th-That's for me to say.
[08:29] Futaro
    Yotsuba and the others
    have been looking for you.
[08:32] Itsuki
    I don't know what you're talking about.
[08:34] Itsuki
    I'm here to ask you a question.
[08:38] Itsuki
    Tell me: why do you study?
[08:44] Futaro
    Because that's my job as a student.
[08:46] Futaro
    That is all.
[08:51] Futaro
    What are you doing?
[08:53] Itsuki
    I'm going to keep staring at you
    until you tell me the truth.
[08:56] Futaro
    Fine.
[08:57] Futaro
    Want me to keep staring
    at you until you give up?
[09:01] Itsuki
    F-Fine.
[09:02] Itsuki
    We'll see who surrenders first.
[09:05] Nurse A
    Love that PDA.
[09:07] Nurse B
    So cute.
[09:10] Itsuki
    I'm not leaving until you tell me.
[09:13] Futaro
    Give me a break.
[09:19] (Flashback) Futaro
    Yes! I win!
[09:23] (Flashback) Futaro
    That means you're getting the dare.
[09:26] (Flashback) Kid A
    P-Please, anything but that!
SIGN    Next Stop: Kyoto
[09:29] (Flashback) Kid A
    I haven't been able to
    eat fish since last time!
[09:32] (Flashback) Futaro
    I don't know...
[09:34] (Flashback) Takebayashi
    Hey! Futaro!
[09:35] (Flashback) Takebayashi
    We're in the train. Be quiet.
[09:39] (Flashback) Futaro
    Come on, Takebayashi!
[09:40] (Flashback) Futaro
    We're on a school trip!
    Stop being a goody-two-shoes and join us!
[09:46] (Flashback) Takebayashi
    Oh, fine, I will.
[09:48] (Flashback) Takebayashi
    You should invite Sanada-kun, too, though.
[09:51] (Flashback) Takebayashi
    It's the five of us in this group.
[09:53] (Flashback) Sanada
    I'll pass.
[09:55] (Flashback) Futaro
    Dude...
[09:57] (Flashback) Futaro
    Arithmetic drills?
[09:58] (Flashback) Futaro
    What are you, stupid?
[10:01] (Flashback) Futaro
    Throw out all your useless junk!
[10:03] (Flashback) Futaro
    For me, this is the only thing that matters.
[10:05] (Flashback) B
    Wow, that's awesome.
[10:07] (Flashback) A
    That's so cool.
[10:09] (Flashback) Futaro
    I swiped it from my dad's work stuff.
[10:12] (Flashback) Futaro
    Well, Takebayashi?
[10:13] (Flashback) Futaro
    Do you want to take...
[10:16] (Flashback) Takebayashi
    Are you all right?
[10:17] (Flashback) B
    Those two have known each
    other since they were little.
[10:21] (Flashback) B
    They live nearby, and their
    parents are close, too.
[10:24] (Flashback) B
    Their families have gone
    on trips together, even.
[10:27] (Flashback) B
    And they're both class reps.
    They look good together, huh?
[10:32] (Flashback) Takebayashi
    Let's go, Futaro. Stop taking pictures.
[10:34] (Flashback) Futaro
    R-Right.
[10:40] (Flashback) Futaro
    Ow, ow, ow!
[10:42] (Flashback) Takebayashi
    What's wrong?
[10:44] (Flashback) Futaro
    My stomach started hurting all of a sudden.
[10:46] (Flashback) Futaro
    Damn gut... Got me good.
[10:49] (Flashback) Futaro
    I need to hit the bathroom.
[10:50] (Flashback) Futaro
    I'll catch up later.
[10:53] (Flashback) Futaro
    Throw out all your useless junk!
[11:02] (Flashback) Futaro
    That's me.
[11:08] (Flashback) Lady A
    Hey!
[11:11] (Flashback) Lady A
    You took a picture of me
    just now, didn't you?
[11:14] (Flashback) Futaro
    Huh? What do you want, lady?
[11:16] (Flashback) Lady A
    You took a sneak photo!
[11:18] (Flashback) Lady A
    He took a sneak photo!
[11:19] (Flashback) Futaro
    I-I never did!
[11:23] (Flashback) Cop A
    What's the matter?
[11:26] (Flashback) Lady A
    This kid fell for my beauty!
    He took sneak pictures of me!
[11:29] (Flashback) Lady A
    Arrest him! Arrest him!
[11:31] (Flashback) Futaro
    Did not!
[11:32] (Flashback) Cop A
    There, there, calm down.
[11:34] (Flashback) Cop B
    All right.
[11:35] (Flashback) Cop B
    Let's check his camera, then.
[11:38] (Flashback) Cop B
    I'm sorry, would you mind showing it to me?
[11:40] (Flashback) Futaro
    Sure.
[11:50] (Flashback) Cop B
    What's wrong?
[11:51] (Flashback) Futaro
    No, I... um...
[11:55] (Flashback) Rena
    He's innocent.
[11:57] (Flashback) Rena
    I saw what happened.
[12:08] TV
    This is an emergency!
[12:09] TV
    An unidentified flying object
    has emerged over Japan!
[12:13] King
    We come from the planet of Shogi.
[12:15] King
    The most capable player in Japan shall
    play me for the fate of planet Earth.
[12:21] Futaro
    And that's how my school trip ended.
[12:25] Itsuki
    What was that?!
[12:27] Itsuki
    That's the part I wanted to hear about!
    And you ended it so abruptly!
[12:30] Itsuki
    What happens to Earth?!
[12:33] Futaro
    I never said I'd tell you.
[12:35] Futaro
    I don't want to.
[12:38] Futaro
    The only reason I did what you asked
[12:42] Futaro
    was to thank you for coming the other day.
[12:45] Itsuki
    You didn't sound that grateful.
[12:48] Itsuki
    But I can see that you've changed
    a great deal since then.
[12:54] Itsuki
    That meeting that girl changed you.
[13:00] (Flashback) Rena
    Whoa, lucky charms!
[13:03] (Flashback) Rena
    Let's buy some!
[13:04] (Flashback) Futaro
    Why are you following me?
[13:06] (Flashback) Futaro
    Go away!
[13:09] Itsuki
    Do you think I can change, too?
[13:13] Itsuki
    I'd like you to help me change, if you could.
[13:20] (Flashback) Rena
    You're looking for someone, right?
[13:22] (Flashback) Rena
    Me, too.
[13:23] (Flashback) Futaro
    I can find them myself.
[13:25] (Flashback) Futaro
    Go ask someone else.
[13:27] (Flashback) Rena
    It can't be anyone else.
[13:28] (Flashback) Rena
    We're both alone and lonely.
[13:31] (Flashback) Rena
    We have to stick together.
[13:33] (Flashback) Rena
    I need...
[13:35] Itsuki
    We need you.
[13:39] (Flashback) Rena
    I need you.
[13:42] (Flashback) Rena
    Hey, let's have our picture taken.
[13:44] (Flashback) Futaro
    Dude, I never said you could touch it!
[13:48] Itsuki
    Don't look at me.
[13:53] Futaro
    Is there any use in having me teach you?
[13:56] Futaro
    Your average test score is a 29.6.
[13:58] Itsuki
    We'll make it work.
[14:00] Itsuki
    We'll do everything we can.
[14:02] Itsuki
    Look at this!
[14:03] Itsuki
    I dug up my old lucky charm.
[14:06] Futaro
    You're resorting to prayer?
[14:08] Futaro
    Oh, yeah, that girl bought similar ones, too.
[14:15] Futaro
    A ton of them.
[14:17] Futaro
    Five of them.
[14:20] Futaro
    Wait, where did you buy those?
[14:22] Itsuki
    These?
[14:24] Itsuki
    I don't remember if I bought them
    or if someone gave them to me.
[14:27] Itsuki
    I think they're from Kyoto, five years ago.
[14:33] Futaro
    Does that mean...
[14:34] Yotsuba
    Itsuki!
[14:35] Yotsuba
    There you are.
[14:38] Itsuki
    We went looking all over for you.
[14:41] Miku
    Let's go, now that the
    five of us are all here.
[14:45] Nino
    Itsuki, I'm going to do it!
[14:48] Nino
    And you're going down with me!
[14:50] Itsuki
    Hold on!
[14:57] Futaro
    Five years ago...
[14:59] Futaro
    In Kyoto...
[15:02] Futaro
    It has to be a coincidence, right?
[15:11] Itsuki
    You just got out of the hospital.
    What do you want?
[15:16] Ichika
    What's up?
[15:18] Miku
    Why did you want us all to
    wear our hair the same way?
[15:23] Futaro
    Itsuki! Miku! Yotsuba! Nino! Ichika!
[15:25] Nino
    Nino! Miku! Itsuki! Yotsuba! Ichika!
[15:29] Miku
    You aren't tutoring us today?
[15:31] Futaro
    What? You seem pretty enthusiastic, Nino.
[15:36] Nino
    I'm Nino.
[15:38] Futaro
    So there you have it.
[15:39] Futaro
    Without any hints, I don't know who's who.
[15:43] Futaro
    You're like one of those recent idol groups!
[15:45] Ichika
    I think that's just because
    you're disinterested.
[15:48] Futaro
    In any case!
[15:52] Futaro
    This happened just ten minutes ago.
[15:59] (Flashback) Futaro
    Thanks for having me.
[16:02] (Flashback) Futaro
    Not again...
[16:07] (Flashback) Ichika
    Pervert!
[16:08] (Flashback) Futaro
    But I pushed the doorbell!
[16:14] (Flashback) Futaro
    I-Isn't this...
[16:17] Yotsuba
    A zero in every subject.
[16:19] Futaro
    And she went to the trouble of
    tearing her name off every sheet.
[16:23] Futaro
    I couldn't tell who it was because
    she was in a bath towel,
[16:25] ---
    but the culprit is among us.
[16:27] Futaro
    Yotsuba, fess up.
[16:29] Yotsuba
    You're just going to assume it was me?!
[16:31] Miku
    So that's why you had us all
    do our hair the same way.
[16:34] Futaro
    How do you tell each other
    apart just by your faces?
[16:38] Nino
    Huh?
[16:39] Miku
    How?
[16:40] Nino
    Who else but Miku has such a bland face?
[16:42] Miku
    No one else but Nino has
    such an annoying face.
[16:46] Miku
    What do you mean, "bland"?
[16:47] Miku
    And what do you mean by "annoying"?
[16:49] Miku
    By "annoying," I mean annoying.
[16:49] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san, let me tell you something useful.
[16:50] Miku
    You're bland because you're bland!
[16:54] Yotsuba
    Our mother taught us how to
    tell each other apart a long time ago.
[16:58] Yotsuba
    Love will show you the way!
[17:02] Futaro
    No wonder I couldn't tell.
[17:04] Ichika
    Can we let our hair down now?
[17:06] Ichika
    Why are you so serious today?
[17:14] Futaro
    I smell shampoo...
[17:18] Nino
    That's kind of creepy.
[17:21] (Flashback) Nino
    Pervert!
[17:22] Nino
    That's it!
[17:24] Nino
    I need you to do something for me.
[17:26] Nino
    Call me a pervert.
[17:29] Itsuki
    You're a hopeless pervert.
[17:33] Futaro
    That's not it. It didn't sound so hurtful.
[17:38] Miku
    You can tell us apart by our moles.
[17:40] Futaro
    Perfect!
[17:41] Futaro
    Where is it?
[17:43] Futaro
    Show me!
[17:46] Miku
    Um...
[17:49] Miku
    I wouldn't mind showing you, Futaro.
[17:52] Itsuki
    No!
[17:54] Itsuki
    It's not going to help if you
    haven't seen the culprit's mole, is it?
[17:57] Futaro
    That's true.
[17:59] Ichika
    Futaro-kun, it could be that
    the culprit isn't among us.
[18:05] Futaro
    Explain.
[18:07] Ichika
    Don't be shocked, okay?
[18:08] Ichika
    We are sextuplets and have
    a secret sixth sister, Mutsumi!
[18:14] Yotsuba
    What?!
[18:16] Yotsuba
    Wh-Where is Mutsumi right now?!
[18:20] Ichika
    She's in a secret room, unknown to any of us.
[18:21] Futaro
    Forget this.
[18:24] Futaro
    Whatever. Screw your confusing faces.
SIGN    General exam
[18:28] Futaro
    Time for the last resort!
[18:31] Futaro
    This problem set has questions
    from the earlier exams.
[18:36] Futaro
    The one who does the worst is the culprit.
[18:39] Nino
    Why do we have to do this?
[18:43] Itsuki
    This is outrageous.
[18:46] Miku
    Futaro's kind of pushy today.
[18:52] Ichika
    You're stuck now, Futaro-kun.
[18:55] Ichika
    I panicked and kicked you out in a hurry,
[19:00] ---
    but that seems to have
    worked to my advantage.
[19:03] Ichika
    I'd let my guard down on the quiz,
    but I can do well if I try.
[19:09] Ichika
    Sorry, everyone, let's get this over with.
[19:15] Ichika
    Wait...
[19:16] Ichika
    My handwriting!
[19:18] Ichika
    He's casually going to
    compare our handwriting.
[19:22] Ichika
    Not bad, Futaro-kun.
[19:24] Ichika
    Close call.
[19:27] Ichika
    I'm the only one who can
    dry my hair so quickly.
[19:31] Ichika
    I wish I'd had some more
    time to get dressed, but...
[19:34] Ichika
    There.
[19:36] Ichika
    I'm done first.
[19:39] Ichika
    You'll fail because you don't
    pay enough attention to girls.
[19:47] Futaro
    So you're the culprit.
[19:49] Ichika
    Huh?!
[19:50] Ichika
    How?
[19:52] Ichika
    I even changed my handwriting!
[19:54] Futaro
    Here.
[19:55] Futaro
    The way you write the letter "b."
[19:57] Futaro
    I remembered you were the only
    one who writes it cursive.
[20:00] Futaro
    I don't know you well enough
    to tell apart your faces,
[20:03] ---
    but I've seen your handwriting
    more often than I'd like.
[20:08] Ichika
    Y...
[20:09] Ichika
    You got me!
[20:13] Itsuki
    So...
[20:14] Itsuki
    The rest of us finished, too.
[20:17] Futaro
    Very well. Let me grade you.
[20:22] Futaro
    Itsuki's "so" is the same as the culprit.
[20:26] Futaro
    And Nino's "mon" radical...
[20:29] Futaro
    Miku's "four."
[20:30] Futaro
    Yotsuba's kanji suffix.
[20:33] Futaro
    They're all the same as the culprit's!
[20:36] Futaro
    Each one of you failed a quiz!
[20:42] Miku
    Busted.
[20:43] Nino
    What have you done, Ichika?!
[20:46] Nino
    You were supposed to hide
    them before he got here!
[20:48] Ichika
    Sorry.
[20:49] Futaro
    I'm in the hospital for a while,
    and this is what happens?
[20:53] Futaro
    I don't know if you're all...
[20:54] Itsuki
    Uesugi-kun.
[20:56] Itsuki
    The reason you were trying
    so hard to tell us apart...
[21:00] Itsuki
    It has something to do with that girl from
    five years ago you mentioned, right?
[21:05] Itsuki
    You think it's one of us, don't you?
[21:11] Futaro
    Yeah.
[21:13] (Flashback) Futaro
    What's the point in buying all of those?
[21:15] (Flashback) Rena
    This is to make me try five times harder.
[21:20] (Flashback) Rena
    I'm going to become an
    example for the others.
[21:27] Futaro
    Raise your hand if you
    met me a long time ago.
[21:35] Nino
    Where'd that come from?
[21:37] Miku
    What are you talking about?
[21:39] Futaro
    Figures.
[21:41] Futaro
    There's no way that girl
    was one of you idiots.
SIGN    Assumes she looks like this now
[21:45] Itsuki
    H-How dare you call us idiots?!
[21:47] Futaro
    I'm not wrong, am I?
[21:49] Futaro
    I can't believe you've been
    hiding the exams you bombed.
[21:52] Futaro
    We're spending all day today on review.
[21:55] Futaro
    Itsuki...
[21:57] Miku
    Was that on purpose?
[22:02] Miku
    I don't care about you anymore, Futaro.
[22:05] Futaro
    S-Sorry!
[22:07] Yotsuba
    It looks like you need to do some
    studying first, Uesugi-san.
[22:13] Futaro
    Though now that I take a good look,
[22:16] ---
    quintuplets can be quite different.
[22:21] Futaro
    Still, for now,
[22:22] Futaro
    I don't think I'm going to be able to
    tell them apart without their handwriting.
[22:24] ---
    Announcement Regarding Term Finals
SIGN    Episode 2
SIGN    Seven Goodbyes Part 1
SIGN    "Seven Goodbyes,
SIGN    Part 1."

2 - Seven Goodbyes Part 1

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SIGN    Seven Goodbyes Part 1
[00:07] Futaro
    One more week until the final.
[00:11] Futaro
    They averaged 20 percent on the first test.
[00:14] Futaro
    And on the midterm, they averaged 26 percent.
[00:18] Futaro
    At this rate, if nothing
    goes wrong, we'll make it!
[00:24] Futaro
    That's right, if nothing goes wrong!
[00:27] Itsuki
    He's late.
[00:30] Itsuki
    Saturday is tutoring day.
[00:32] Itsuki
    Everyone's here and waiting.
    What is he doing?
[00:36] Itsuki
    Uesugi-kun?!
[00:39] Itsuki
    He's dead!
[00:44] Itsuki
    He's sleeping like he's dead.
[00:46] Futaro
    I've done it again.
[00:49] Futaro
    I focus too hard on studying,
    and before I know it, it's morning.
[00:52] Itsuki
    You were so late,
[00:54] Itsuki
    we started without you.
[00:57] Futaro
    R-Right.
[00:59] Futaro
    I'm going to have you all
    pass everything this time.
[01:03] Futaro
    To that end, I've prepared this.
[01:08] Futaro
    It's a problem set that covers
    all the areas we can expect to come up.
[01:12] Futaro
    If we go through this,
    we should have a fighting chance.
[01:14] Itsuki
    L-Let's call off our plan today.
[01:17] Itsuki
    Please take your leave!
[01:18] Futaro
    No running away!
[01:19] Futaro
    You take these!
[01:23] Itsuki
    All this...
[01:25] Itsuki
    I don't believe it.
[01:26] Itsuki
    Were you up all night working on this?
[01:29] Futaro
    Wh-What does it matter?
[01:31] Futaro
    I can't just make you guys
    do all the hard work.
[01:34] Futaro
    I have to set an example.
[01:36] Itsuki
    An example...
[01:38] Futaro
    Anyway, let's go,
    before people start bouncing.
[01:41] Itsuki
    Right.
[01:42] Itsuki
    Let's go.
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets ∫∫
[03:19] Nino
    Let go, Miku!
[03:21] Miku
    Give it up, Nino.
[03:22] Nino
    You give up!
[03:24] Nino
    My favorite actor's on the variety show
    airing right now!
[03:29] Miku
    No.
[03:30] Miku
    There's a documentary on right now.
[03:32] Miku
    I can't miss the special today.
[03:36] Futaro
    It stays off during study time.
[03:43] Futaro
    I've been wondering...
[03:44] Futaro
    Do those two not get along?
[03:46] Ichika
    I'm not sure.
[03:48] Ichika
    They're like a cat and dog, I guess.
[03:50] Ichika
    Especially Nino.
[03:51] Ichika
    Believe it or not,
    she's the most sensitive of all of us.
[03:55] Ichika
    So she butts heads a lot.
[03:57] Ichika
    Okay, everyone, let's continue.
[04:01] Ichika
    Well, then, Futaro-kun,
[04:03] Ichika
    we'll be in your care for the next week.
[04:07] Futaro
    Yeah. Time for a rematch.
[04:15] Nino
    Hey, that's my eraser.
[04:17] Miku
    I'm just borrowing it.
[04:18] Nino
    Oh, really?
SIGN    Matcha soda
[04:20] Miku
    Hey, that's my drink.
[04:22] Nino
    I'm just borrowing it.
[04:25] Nino
    Yuck!
[04:31] Futaro
    I'm glad everyone's joining in now...
[04:33] Futaro
    But now we have a new problem.
[04:36] Futaro
    Ideas welcome.
[04:38] Yotsuba
    Okay, how about this plan?
SIGN    Operation Everyone-Gets-Along
    by Yotsuba
[04:41] Yotsuba
    Operation Everyone-Gets-Along!
[04:44] Yotsuba
    If you can get those two in
    a good mood, Uesugi-san,
[04:47] ---
    they should stop fighting, too.
[04:50] Futaro
    Wow, amazing!
[04:52] Futaro
    I'm impressed.
[04:54] Futaro
    You two seem to be doing great.
[04:56] Futaro
    You're both, like,
    very studious and wholesome, and...
[05:01] Futaro
    Yeah!
[05:04] Futaro
    Attagirls!
[05:04] Yotsuba
    He sucks at giving out compliments!
[05:07] Miku
    What's gotten into you, Futaro?
[05:09] Nino
    You're creeping me out.
[05:11] Miku
    He's not creepy.
[05:13] Nino
    I'm just being honest.
[05:15] Miku
    You're going too far. Take it back.
[05:17] Nino
    What's that?
[05:18] Nino
    So you did think it was a little creepy.
[05:26] Futaro
    Fail.
[05:27] Futaro
    Next.
[05:28] Ichika
    How about this?
SIGN    Operation Third Force by Ichika
[05:30] Ichika
    Operation Third Force.
[05:32] Ichika
    If you become their common enemy
    by being really hard on them,
[05:38] ---
    it'll bring them together.
[05:42] ---
    What's wrong?
[05:43] Futaro
    They're trying the best they can.
    I wouldn't feel good scolding them for it.
[05:48] Itsuki
    I didn't realize you actually have a soul.
[05:51] Futaro
    Oh, come on!
[05:52] Futaro
    Is that all you've managed to do so far?
[05:56] Futaro
    Well, not like finishing these problems
    will be enough for you halfwits!
[06:00] Futaro
    Oh, I'm sorry, did I say halfwits?
[06:03] Futaro
    I meant one-fifth wits!
[06:05] Itsuki
    Is it just me, or is he enjoying this?
[06:07] Nino
    You don't have to tell me anything.
    I'm almost done.
[06:10] Nino
    See?
[06:12] Itsuki
    Wait, this section's not
    going to be on the exam.
[06:14] Nino
    What?
[06:15] Nino
    Shoot!
[06:17] Miku
    Nino, take it seriously, please.
[06:21] Nino
    I would if I could, but this is too boring.
[06:25] Nino
    I'll study in my room. Leave me alone.
[06:26] Futaro
    H-Hey!
[06:31] Futaro
    An entire set's gone to waste now.
[06:33] Itsuki
    Hang in there.
[06:36] Itsuki
    Aren't you going to set an example?
[06:38] Itsuki
    We're counting on you.
[06:40] Futaro
    Yeah.
[06:42] Futaro
    Wait, Nino.
[06:44] Futaro
    We've only just started.
[06:46] Futaro
    Stick around for a while.
[06:48] Futaro
    You're already off to a late start.
[06:50] Futaro
    You gotta catch up with the others.
[06:54] Nino
    Shut up.
[06:55] Nino
    You don't know anything.
[06:57] Nino
    I don't have to take this from you.
[07:00] Nino
    You're just a tutor for hire.
[07:03] Nino
    You're an outsider.
[07:05] Miku
    Here.
[07:06] Miku
    Futaro made this for us.
[07:10] Miku
    Take it.
[07:13] Nino
    So what if he made some problem sets?
[07:17] Nino
    I don't need them!
[07:26] Itsuki
    H-Hey, calm down, you two.
[07:29] Futaro
    Yeah, guys.
[07:31] Miku
    Pick it up, Nino.
[07:35] Nino
    Wh...
[07:36] Nino
    Why are you getting fooled
    by these scraps of paper?
[07:39] Nino
    You showed up late today, too.
[07:41] Nino
    You half-ass everything.
[07:43] Nino
    If you think you're teaching us anything
    like this, you're sorely mistaken.
[07:48] Miku
    Nino.
[07:49] Futaro
    Uh-oh.
[07:51] Futaro
    Miku, don't worry about me.
[08:02] Ichika
    Nino.
[08:04] Ichika
    Apologize, now.
[08:11] Ichika
    You owe him an apology.
[08:14] Nino
    Since when have you been on his side?
[08:18] Nino
    You fell right for his slick talk!
[08:21] Nino
    Getting all worked up over this trash!
[08:23] Miku
    It's not trash.
[08:29] Itsuki
    He doesn't have a printer
    or a photocopier, you know.
[08:33] Itsuki
    Can you believe him?
[08:34] Itsuki
    This boy actually handwrote all of it.
[08:38] Nino
    So what?
[08:40] Itsuki
    So the least we can do is take this
    just as seriously as he does.
[08:46] Nino
    It's not like I...
[08:50] Ichika
    Nino...
[08:54] Miku
    Accept it already.
[08:58] Nino
    I get it.
[09:00] Nino
    You guys are going to choose him over me.
[09:04] Nino
    Fine.
[09:05] Nino
    I'll just move out, then.
[09:08] Futaro
    Nino! Calm down!
[09:09] Nino
    I've been planning on it for a while now.
[09:11] Nino
    This place is ruining me.
[09:13] Itsuki
    N-Nino!
[09:14] Itsuki
    Mother would be so sad if she saw us now.
[09:17] Itsuki
    Don't do this!
[09:20] Nino
    Let her go already. And quit trying to act
    like her replacement all the time.
[09:26] Yotsuba
    Nino, you need to think this through!
[09:28] Itsuki
    Yeah, let's talk it over.
[09:30] Nino
    She was the one who hit me first.
[09:33] Nino
    I can't live with that domestic
    violence meat monster.
[09:37] Itsuki
    D-Domestic... meat...
[09:41] Itsuki
    Oh, if I'm such a pain in the ass,
    I'll move out!
[09:43] Nino
    Oh, really? Fine, go.
[09:46] Futaro
    Wh-What should I do?
[09:48] Futaro
    Only the next day did I hear from Miku
    that Itsuki and Nino had actually left home.
[09:59] Futaro
    Does this happen often?
[10:01] Miku
    We're sisters.
[10:03] Miku
    It's not uncommon.
[10:04] Miku
    But I feel like this time,
    it's a bit different.
SIGN    Where are you now?
    Yotsuba:
     We're worried. Come home!!!
     Ichika:
    Please make up
     Nino:
    No. Stop contacting me
     Itsuki:
    I have no intention of going home, either.
    I'm sorry for causing the rest of you to worry,
    but I'm not coming home until Nino apologizes.
[10:09] Miku
    Ichika and Yotsuba tried
    to talk sense into them,
[10:13] ---
    but they're both being stubborn.
[10:14] Miku
    They're acting like if they come
    home first, they'll have lost.
[10:17] Futaro
    Those idiots...
[10:19] Futaro
    So, where are those two?
[10:22] Miku
    They said they had some stuff to take care of.
[10:24] Miku
    Probably work, in Ichika's case.
[10:27] Futaro
    So the two of us are going
    to have to find Itsuki and Nino.
[10:31] Miku
    Let's do this, Futaro.
[10:33] Futaro
    Yeah.
[10:37] Miku
    I'm beat.
[10:39] Futaro
    Well, we are the weakest two of the group.
[10:44] Miku
    All right.
[10:46] Miku
    Have you seen anyone who looks like this?
[10:49] Futaro
    Must be useful to be quintuplets, huh?
[10:52] A
    Huh?
[10:53] A
    I've seen a face like yours
    at the hotel I'm staying at.
[10:56] Futaro
    That must be Nino!
[11:03] Nino
    Wh-Why are you here?!
[11:05] Nino
    How'd you even get in?!
[11:06] Miku
    I told them I forgot my keys in
    my room, and they opened it for me.
[11:10] Nino
    So much for security!
[11:13] Miku
    Nino,
[11:14] Miku
    about yesterday...
[11:15] Nino
    Get out.
[11:16] Nino
    We're through now.
[11:23] Futaro
    Nino, what's gotten into you?
[11:24] Futaro
    You've always been the one who cared the most
    about your sisters and your home.
[11:30] Nino
    I told you to stop talking
    like you know anything.
[11:33] Nino
    Especially when this was all your fault!
[11:39] Nino
    You should never have come into our lives!
[11:50] Nino
    Give that back! It's mine!
[11:53] Futaro
    Hey!
[12:03] Nino
    Kintaro-kun...
SIGN    This condominium is private property
    No Trespassing
    Suspicious individuals will be reported
[12:09] Futaro
    We figured out where Nino is,
[12:11] ---
    but Itsuki is nowhere to be found.
[12:14] Futaro
    Not much we can do now.
[12:16] Futaro
    Let's call it a night.
[12:17] Futaro
    I'm sure Itsuki is at some
    luxury hotel somewhere, too.
[12:20] Nino
    Actually, about that...
[12:23] Nino
    She forgot her purse at home.
[12:26] Futaro
    Seriously?
[12:29] Futaro
    I'm home.
[12:30] Raiha
    Welcome home, Onii-chan.
[12:34] Futaro
    This smell...
[12:35] Futaro
    Curry, huh?
[12:36] Raiha
    Yup.
[12:37] Raiha
    We've already started eating.
[12:39] Futaro
    I bet she's hungry, too.
[12:45] Itsuki
    Raiha-chan, may I have seconds?
[12:52] Raiha
    Sure.
[12:53] Itsuki
    Th...
[12:54] Itsuki
    Thanks for having me.
[13:00] Itsuki
    Thanks for letting me use the bath first.
[13:05] Dad
    Well, Itsuki-chan, what do
    you think of our huge bath?
[13:08] Itsuki
    Oh, it was very cram—cozy and relaxing.
[13:14] Dad
    I know, right?
[13:15] Dad
    Raiha, we're taking a bath next.
[13:18] ---
    Okay!
[13:21] Dad
    Bathtime! Bathtime!
[13:22] Raiha
    Bathtime! Bathtime!
[13:23] Dad
    Bathtime! Bathtime!
[13:23] Raiha
    Bathtime! Bathtime!
[13:26] Itsuki
    Um...
[13:26] Futaro
    Why—
[13:29] Itsuki
    G-Go ahead.
[13:33] Futaro
    Why are you here?
[13:35] Futaro
    This is so awkward.
[13:37] Futaro
    I know how Nino feels now.
[13:41] Raiha
    Onii-chan, can you bring the bedding out?
[13:44] Itsuki
    Oh, I'll do it.
[13:48] Futaro
    Is she actually staying over?
[13:50] Futaro
    Wait a second...
[13:52] Futaro
    Dad's leaving for work soon.
[13:56] (Flashback) Raiha
    Let's all sleep together tonight.
[14:00] Futaro
    This can't go on.
[14:02] Futaro
    What am I supposed to say?
[14:04] Itsuki
    Uesugi-kun, are you awake?
[14:07] Futaro
    Y-Yeah.
[14:09] Futaro
    I'm up.
[14:10] Itsuki
    Sorry for barging in today.
[14:13] Itsuki
    And about yesterday.
[14:15] Itsuki
    There's something I have
    to talk to you about.
[14:27] Itsuki
    Let's go for a walk, shall we?
[14:31] Itsuki
    Hey, look.
[14:33] Itsuki
    The moon's so bright today.
[14:36] Futaro
    Uh, sure, I guess?
[14:38] Itsuki
    Sheesh.
[14:39] Itsuki
    You lack class.
[14:41] Futaro
    I don't want a lecture on "class"
    from someone who practically drank that curry.
[14:46] Itsuki
    I-I couldn't help it!
[14:48] Itsuki
    I hadn't eaten in a day.
[14:51] Futaro
    You should go home tomorrow.
[14:53] Futaro
    Miku's worried, too.
[14:55] Itsuki
    I can't do that this time.
[14:57] Itsuki
    I can't go home until Nino apologizes.
[15:01] Itsuki
    Of course, I can't continue being
    a bother to your family, either.
[15:06] Itsuki
    By tomorrow...
[15:07] Futaro
    You'll leave, and then what? You have
    neither your wallet nor anywhere to go.
[15:12] Itsuki
    P-Please let me stay a little longer!
[15:15] Itsuki
    I'll do anything to help!
[15:17] Futaro
    No way!
[15:18] Futaro
    Go home!
[15:18] Futaro
    Besides, I don't think a well-to-do girl
    like you could survive in a place like mine.
[15:24] Itsuki
    I'm not well-to-do.
[15:27] Itsuki
    We were living a similar lifestyle
    until just a few years ago.
[15:33] Futaro
    Really?
[15:37] Itsuki
    Until our mother got remarried,
    to our current father,
[15:40] ---
    we lived in extreme poverty.
[15:43] Itsuki
    Of course we did.
[15:44] Itsuki
    She had to raise five children all at once.
[15:48] (Flashback) Mom
    Nothing would make me happier than
    for you five to live in good health.
[15:54] Itsuki
    And our mother, who raised
    us all on her own, fell ill.
[16:02] Itsuki
    That's why I decided to guide
    the others in my mother's stead.
[16:07] Itsuki
    But it hasn't worked out
    as well as I'd planned.
[16:12] Futaro
    So that must've been her doing
    what her mother would have.
[16:18] Futaro
    You're trying to be a mother figure, huh?
[16:20] Futaro
    Then...
[16:22] Futaro
    I'll play the father.
[16:25] Itsuki
    Huh?
[16:27] Itsuki
    What do you mean?
[16:28] Futaro
    I-I mean, what the hell is your
    father doing at a time like this?
[16:33] Futaro
    Your dad should be stepping in here!
[16:37] Futaro
    I'll just accept that this is
    also part of my job as your tutor.
[16:43] Futaro
    That day, when I met that girl in Kyoto,
[16:47] ---
    I decided that someday, I'd become
    a guy who was needed by someone.
[16:51] Futaro
    That's why I study.
[16:57] Itsuki
    But you? Our father?
[16:59] Futaro
    Shut up.
[17:00] Futaro
    Don't be picky.
[17:03] Itsuki
    The full moon sure is pretty tonight.
[17:12] Futaro
    You still have a lot of studying to do.
[17:15] Itsuki
    Wh-What's that supposed to mean?
[17:18] Itsuki
    What's wrong?
[17:19] Futaro
    I felt like someone was here just now.
[17:22] Itsuki
    D-Don't scare me like that!
[17:24] Futaro
    Itsuki, go check it out!
[17:26] Itsuki
    What happened to playing the father?!
[17:28] Futaro
    That's irrelevant right now!
[17:35] Futaro
    Itsuki, I don't mind you going—
[17:36] Itsuki
    Don't talk to me out in public!
[17:39] Itsuki
    People are going to think
    we're walking to school together.
[17:42] Futaro
    What a pain.
[17:43] Futaro
    What a pain.
[17:45] Futaro
    I don't mind you going
    to school from my place,
[17:47] ---
    but what are you going to
    do about your textbooks?
[17:49] Itsuki
    Not to worry.
[17:51] Itsuki
    I bumped into Yotsuba yesterday
    and had her bring them to me.
[17:54] Futaro
    Why didn't you ask for your purse, too?
[17:57] Itsuki
    I had the same thought later,
    but Yotsuba seemed busy.
[18:03] Futaro
    She wasn't at home yesterday either.
[18:05] Futaro
    I wonder what she's up to.
[18:07] Itsuki
    Huh? You haven't heard?
[18:13] Futaro
    You signed up to help the track team?!
[18:16] Futaro
    Do you have any idea how dire things are?!
[18:17] Yotsuba
    I'm sorry.
[18:20] Yotsuba
    I turned them down once,
[18:22] ---
    but they said they wouldn't be able
    make it into the marathon without me.
[18:25] Futaro
    There you go again, being nice to everyone.
[18:28] Futaro
    Go quit right now.
[18:29] Futaro
    Stop causing more problems.
[18:32] Yotsuba
    Sorry for keeping it a secret.
[18:34] Yotsuba
    But I am working on your
    problem set when I'm at home.
[18:38] A
    Nakano-san, practice is about to resume.
[18:41] Yotsuba
    Okay.
[18:42] Yotsuba
    I'll do my best, okay?
[18:45] Futaro
    We're not done talking here!
[18:47] Futaro
    You're not getting away!
[18:51] Futaro
    She got away.
[18:58] Futaro
    Nino.
[18:59] Futaro
    You came to school?
[19:00] Futaro
    I'm not bothered about what happened.
[19:02] Futaro
    Just go home, okay?
[19:05] Futaro
    You can get back on good
    terms with the others.
[19:07] Futaro
    Just like old times.
[19:09] Nino
    Fine. I'll go home.
[19:11] Futaro
    Really?
[19:13] Futaro
    Not to the hotel from yesterday!
[19:16] Futaro
    Nino!
[19:18] A
    Please, sir.
[19:18] Futaro
    What are you going to do about the exams?!
[19:20] A
    Calm down.
[19:20] B
    We ask that you leave if you aren't a guest.
[19:23] Futaro
    I'll make sure you pass!
[19:25] Futaro
    So let me in!
[19:28] Nino
    So what if I pass the exam?
[19:32] Nino
    I don't care.
[19:37] Futaro
    I'm not giving up...
[19:42] Futaro
    I'm not giving up.
[19:46] Futaro
    Nino!
[19:47] Futaro
    Hear me out!
[19:49] Futaro
    I'll be back!
[19:50] Futaro
    I'm not giving up!
[19:55] Futaro
    Four days until the exams.
[19:58] Futaro
    What can I do to get them back together?
[20:02] Futaro
    If I drowned here, would they get worried
    and get back on the same page?
[20:08] Futaro
    Yikes, my thoughts are going down
    a dangerous road.
[20:12] Futaro
    But wait, maybe...
[20:15] Futaro
    No, that wouldn't work.
[20:17] Futaro
    It obviously wouldn't work.
[20:20] Futaro
    I've been doing it wrong.
[20:24] Futaro
    Maybe I had the wrong idea, because they
    trusted me and were counting on me.
[20:29] Futaro
    It wasn't my place to concern myself
    with another family's problems.
[20:36] Futaro
    No, in fact...
[20:38] (Flashback) Nino
    You should never have come into our lives!
[20:42] Futaro
    She's right.
[20:43] Futaro
    It was all wrong from the beginning.
[20:46] Futaro
    All I've been doing is studying.
[20:48] Futaro
    I can't make myself useful.
[20:51] Futaro
    They don't need me.
[21:00] Rena
    There you go, getting bummed out again.
[21:04] Rena
    You haven't changed, have you...
[21:07] Rena
    Uesugi Futaro-kun?
[21:16] Rena
    It's been a while.
[21:29] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san?
[21:31] Yotsuba
    What are you doing here?
[21:34] Futaro
    Yotsuba.
[21:35] Yotsuba
    U-Uh...
[21:37] Yotsuba
    Sorry, I'm in the middle of practice.
[21:41] Yotsuba
    Please take care of Nino and Itsuki for me.
[21:48] Futaro
    Right.
[21:50] Futaro
    Nino.
[21:53] A
    That's as far as you go.
[21:53] Nino
    He's back again!
[21:54] B
    Please, turn back.
[21:55] A
    How many times do we have to tell you?
[21:55] Nino
    Creep.
[21:56] B
    We're never going to let you in!
[21:56] Nino
    He'd better knock it off.
[21:58] Nino
    I need to tell him off.
[22:00] Nino
    How many times do I have to turn him away?
[22:02] Nino
    He just keeps coming back.
[22:04] Nino
    He doesn't know when to stop.
[22:18] Nino
    If the other guests see you walking around
    looking like a bum, they'll think you're an eyesore.
[22:25] Nino
    You're being a bother.
[22:27] Nino
    Come to my room.
SIGN    Episode 3
SIGN    Seven Goodbyes Part 2
[24:01] Nino
    "Seven Goodbyes, Part 2."

3 - Seven Goodbyes Part 2

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[00:01] Nino
    You fell into a pond?
[00:04] Nino
    No wonder you smell so bad.
[00:06] Nino
    You'd better use treatment, too,
    and not just shampoo. Got it?
[00:11] Futaro
    Fine.
[00:12] Futaro
    Damn it, what a pain.
[00:14] Futaro
    I can't believe you put up
    with having such long hair.
[00:18] Nino
    Y-Yeah, well, I wash it every day.
[00:22] Nino
    I wonder if you could care for so much hair.
[00:25] Futaro
    I'd never let it get that
    long in the first place.
[00:27] Nino
    I just imagined you with long hair,
    and now I feel sick.
[00:32] Futaro
    I might look good.
[00:34] Futaro
    Don't underestimate my potential.
[00:38] Futaro
    Huh?
[00:40] Futaro
    I just noticed I'm talking with Nino.
[00:44] Futaro
    I don't even care about my hairstyle.
[00:47] Nino BG
    Then do something about your weird hair.
[00:49] Futaro BG
    This is the only cut Raiha knows how to do.
[00:49] Futaro
    I guess I have no trouble talking
    to her when it's just one-to-one.
[00:52] Nino BG
    Why are you making your family cut your hair?
[00:55] Futaro BG
    Why don't you get your family
    to do yours, too? Maybe Yotsuba.
[00:57] Nino BG
    No way in hell.
[00:58] Futaro
    Maybe I don't fully understand Nino yet.
[01:03] Nino
    Hey, what happened?
[01:06] Nino
    What happened before you came here?
[01:09] Futaro
    Nothing.
[01:11] Nino
    Liar.
[01:12] Nino
    That was the first time
    I saw you looking depressed.
[01:14] Futaro
    I-I wasn't depressed.
[01:16] Nino
    Just tell me.
[01:18] Nino
    I like being alone, but I get bored
    not having anyone to talk to.
[01:24] Futaro
    Five years ago, I met a girl.
[01:29] (Flashback) Rena
    Uesugi Futaro-kun.
[01:35] (Flashback) Rena
    It's been a while.
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets ∫∫
SIGN    Seven Goodbyes Part 2
[03:16] (Flashback) Futaro
    Are you....
[03:18] (Flashback) Futaro
    The girl from Kyoto?
[03:21] (Flashback) ---
    U-Um...
[03:23] (Flashback) Futaro
    I'm glad you seem to be well.
[03:26] (Flashback) Rena
    Why are you running away?!
[03:28] (Flashback) Futaro
    I can't meet you yet!
[03:30] (Flashback) Rena
    Why not?!
[03:32] (Flashback) Rena
    You're going to listen to me,
    or you aren't getting this back.
[03:36] (Flashback) Futaro
    That's cowardly!
[03:37] (Flashback) Rena
    Let's see...
[03:38] (Flashback) Rena
    How do I keep you from running away?
[03:40] (Flashback) Rena
    Hey, that looks perfect.
[03:43] (Flashback) Rena
    Let's ride that.
[03:56] (Flashback) Futaro
    I don't know your name.
[04:00] (Flashback) Rena
    I'm Rena.
[04:01] (Flashback) Rena
    It's been five years, huh?
[04:03] (Flashback) Futaro
    Rena...
[04:05] (Flashback) Futaro
    Why are you here?
[04:07] (Flashback) Rena
    To meet you as you are now.
[04:10] (Flashback) Rena
    I heard you've been studying hard since then,
[04:14] (Flashback) ---
    and that you're top of your class now.
[04:16] (Flashback) Rena
    And now you're a tutor, huh?
[04:19] (Flashback) Rena
    You're amazing.
[04:22] (Flashback) Futaro
    You heard? From whom?
[04:23] (Flashback) Rena
    N-Never mind the small details.
[04:26] (Flashback) Rena
    What are your students like?
[04:28] (Flashback) Futaro
    I don't know if you'd believe me,
[04:31] (Flashback) ---
    but I'm teaching my classmates.
[04:33] (Flashback) Futaro
    They're quintuplets.
[04:34] (Flashback) Rena
    Yeah?
[04:36] (Flashback) Futaro
    I thought you'd be more surprised.
[04:38] (Flashback) Rena
    Oh, really?! I never realized
    quintuplets actually exist!
[04:41] (Flashback) Rena
    I've only seen them in TV shows!
[04:45] (Flashback) Futaro
    The problem is that they're all idiots.
[04:50] (Flashback) Futaro
    The eldest is an idiot chasing after a dream.
[04:52] (Flashback) Futaro
    She doesn't expect it to work out,
    but at least she has tenacity, I guess.
[04:58] (Flashback) Futaro
    But she's stupid.
[05:00] (Flashback) Futaro
    The second sister is a family-obsessed idiot.
[05:02] (Flashback) Futaro
    She's really protective of her sisters,
    and she's quick to lash out.
[05:05] (Flashback) Futaro
    And I thought that's all she was,
    but now, I don't really know.
[05:09] (Flashback) Futaro
    But she's stupid.
[05:11] (Flashback) Futaro
    The third is an idiot with self-esteem issues.
[05:13] (Flashback) Futaro
    She was glum and listless
    when I first met her,
[05:17] (Flashback) ---
    but she's been more vibrant lately.
[05:19] (Flashback) Futaro
    So I'm relieved.
[05:21] (Flashback) Futaro
    But she's stupid.
[05:23] (Flashback) Futaro
    The fourth is a meathead idiot.
[05:25] (Flashback) Futaro
    She's enthusiastic and dependable,
[05:28] (Flashback) ---
    but she's the biggest source of my headaches.
[05:30] (Flashback) Futaro
    Also...
[05:31] (Flashback) Futaro
    No, I might be imagining it.
[05:34] (Flashback) Futaro
    But she's stupid.
[05:37] (Flashback) Futaro
    The youngest is a stuck-up idiot.
[05:39] (Flashback) Futaro
    I don't get along with her.
[05:41] (Flashback) Futaro
    She's capable, though.
[05:44] (Flashback) Futaro
    I don't want her abilities to go to waste.
[05:46] (Flashback) Futaro
    But she's stupid.
[05:48] (Flashback) Futaro
    That about does it.
[05:53] (Flashback) Futaro
    What's wrong?
[05:54] (Flashback) Rena
    No, it's nothing.
[05:56] (Flashback) Rena
    But I guess I'm surprised.
[05:59] (Flashback) Rena
    You're facing your problems
    head-on now, huh?
[06:01] (Flashback) Rena
    I think you're someone who's needed now.
[06:06] (Flashback) Futaro
    Itsuki said the same thing to me.
[06:09] Nino
    You should never have come into our lives!
[06:12] (Flashback) Futaro
    No...
[06:14] (Flashback) Futaro
    I haven't changed at all since then.
[06:17] (Flashback) Rena
    Oh.
[06:19] (Flashback) Rena
    I guess I should get out of your life, then,
    if I'm tying you down.
SIGN    Student Handbook
[06:25] (Flashback) Rena
    You can have this back, as I promised.
[06:27] (Flashback) Futaro
    Yeah.
[06:29] (Flashback) Rena
    But I'm not giving this back.
[06:32] (Flashback) Futaro
    What?
[06:33] (Flashback) Futaro
    Why not?
[06:35] (Flashback) Rena
    Because I'm never going to see you again.
[06:38] (Flashback) Futaro
    Never?
[06:39] (Flashback) Futaro
    What are you talking about?
[06:41] (Flashback) Futaro
    Hold on!
[06:42] (Flashback) Futaro
    Please!
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[06:46] (Flashback) Rena
    Open that once you learn to accept yourself.
[06:51] (Flashback) Futaro
    Hey, wait up!
[06:58] (Flashback) Rena
    Goodbye.
[07:02] Futaro
    And so she vanished.
[07:06] Futaro
    The end.
[07:09] Futaro
    Is she asleep?
[07:11] Futaro
    Sorry to bore you with my story.
[07:20] Futaro
    Why are you crying?
[07:22] Nino
    Y-You've liked her for five
    years now, haven't you?
[07:27] Nino
    That's so sad.
[07:29] Futaro
    I-It's not that I liked her.
[07:31] Futaro
    I admired her and
    appreciated her. That's all.
[07:34] Nino
    That's what it means to like someone!
[07:35] Futaro
    No, it's not.
[07:37] Futaro
    Anyway, you don't need to feel so bad for me.
[07:39] Nino
    Well, that was a perfect sob story!
[07:42] Nino
    Just what I needed.
[07:43] Futaro
    You're horrible.
[07:45] Nino
    You should cheer up, though.
[07:47] Nino
    I'm sure there's at least
    one person on this planet
[07:50] ---
    who would fall for an
    insensitive guy like you.
[07:55] Nino
    Why are you out of the bath? You flasher!
[07:58] Futaro
    We've seen each other naked already.
[08:01] Nino
    Forget about that!
[08:05] Futaro
    What's this?
[08:08] Futaro
    You've been working on these?
[08:10] Nino
    You picked out different problems
    for each of us, didn't you?
[08:14] Nino
    Deep down, I knew...
[08:16] Nino
    Honestly, I do feel b-bad about what happened.
[08:20] Nino
    Sorry.
[08:23] Futaro
    Yeah, it's fine.
[08:24] Futaro
    Go apologize to Itsuki now, too.
[08:26] Nino
    I'm not doing that.
[08:27] Futaro
    Why not?!
[08:28] Futaro
    Are you still pissed off about her slapping you?
[08:31] Nino
    She's never done that before.
[08:35] Nino
    I feel like I don't know her anymore.
[08:39] Itsuki
    Nino apologized?
[08:41] Itsuki
    I have a hard time believing that.
[08:43] Nino
    It's true.
[08:45] Nino
    You've gotta stop being so stubborn, too.
[08:47] Raiha
    Your hair's so shiny today, Onii-chan.
[08:50] Itsuki
    What happened while you were with Nino?
[08:52] Futaro
    A-Anyway, I know you two go out
    for lunch together and stuff.
[08:57] Futaro
    I'm sure you can go back to being
    likeminded, close sisters once you cool off.
[09:00] Itsuki
    Nino and I aren't exactly likeminded.
[09:03] Itsuki
    Even when we went to the movies
     the other day...
[09:06] (Flashback) Itsuki
    Th-That was so scary.
[09:08] (Flashback) Nino
    It got boring after Ichika died.
[09:11] (Flashback) Itsuki
    That one in the trailers
    looked really good, though.
[09:15] (Flashback) Nino
    Oh, that one.
[09:16] Nino
    Origins of Life:
    Unknown Mysteries
[09:17] (Flashback) Nino
    Origins of Life: Unknown Mysteries!
[09:17] (Flashback) Itsuki
    Love of Summer Vacation!
[09:20] (Flashback) Nino
    What?
[09:21] (Flashback) Nino
    That sounds lame.
[09:22] (Flashback) Itsuki
    No, it doesn't!
[09:23] (Flashback) Nino
    You've got bad taste.
[09:25] (Flashback) Itsuki
    So do you!
[09:26] Itsuki
    See?
[09:28] Itsuki
    Our tastes have drifted apart over the years.
[09:32] Futaro
    I wouldn't want to see
    either of those movies.
[09:35] Futaro
    I mean, still, though...
[09:35] Raiha
    I have to prepare the garbage for tomorrow.
[09:38] Itsuki
    Tomorrow is non-combustible
    garbage day, right?
[09:40] Itsuki
    I'll take it out in the morning.
[09:42] Raiha
    Thanks, Itsuki-san!
[09:45] Dad
    Huh? My watch...
[09:47] Itsuki
    I have it over here.
[09:50] Raiha
    Itsuki-san, where do rubber bands go again?
[09:53] Itsuki
    They go with the combustible garbage.
[09:55] Dad
    Man, it's great having
    you around, Itsuki-chan.
[09:59] Futaro
    I'm starting to understand
    why you were so annoyed
[10:02] ---
    when I was over at your place.
[10:07] Nino
    I'm going to call room service. Want anything?
[10:10] Futaro
    A drink, then, please.
[10:11] Nino
    Okay.
[10:13] Nino
    I'll choose something for you.
[10:16] Nino
    Wait, why are you even here?!
[10:19] Futaro
    What, not going to order?
[10:20] Nino
    You've got some nerve!
[10:22] Nino
    What happened to how reserved
    you were yesterday?!
[10:24] Futaro
    Never mind that.
[10:25] Futaro
    We have to deal with the problem at hand.
[10:28] Nino
    What problem?
[10:30] Nino
    Oh, the finals.
[10:32] Futaro
    Oh, right.
[10:33] Futaro
    I was here for the finals.
[10:36] Yotsuba
    I made it through the day's quota!
[10:38] Ichika
    Genius.
[10:39] Miku
    Genius.
[10:41] Yotsuba
    We're almost done.
[10:43] Yotsuba
    I wonder if Itsuki and Nino
    are studying right about now.
[10:47] Ichika
    We know where they are, right?
[10:48] Miku
    I'm sure they'll be back soon.
[10:52] Yotsuba
    Do you think they're finally contacting us?
[10:57] Yotsuba
    Sorry, it was from the
    captain of the track team.
[11:02] Futaro
    I was honestly shocked by
    what happened yesterday.
[11:05] Futaro
    I don't know why Rena showed up now,
[11:11] ---
    but there's something she taught me.
[11:14] Futaro
    You can't change the fact that people change.
[11:17] Futaro
    You just have to forget the past
    and accept what comes.
[11:20] Futaro
    So you should make up and go home, too.
[11:24] Nino
    "Forget the past"?
[11:26] Nino
    It's not that easy.
[11:29] Nino
    This is my room,
[11:31] Nino
    and I'm going to talk to myself.
[11:34] Nino
    Back when we used to look the same
    and have the same personality,
[11:38] ---
    I felt like all of our thoughts were shared.
[11:42] Nino
    It was comfortable.
[11:44] Nino
    But that changed five years ago.
[11:47] Nino
    We all slowly drifted apart.
[11:50] Nino
    It was like they'd left the quintuplet
    nest and me behind with it.
[11:55] Nino
    I'm the only one who hasn't
    been able to move on.
[11:59] Nino
    I can't even change the length of my hair.
[12:01] Nino
    That's why I have to force
    myself to leave the nest.
[12:04] Nino
    Before I'm left all alone.
[12:07] Futaro
    So this is what I'd failed to grasp.
[12:09] ---
    This mindset of hers, a result of
    how much she cares for her sisters.
[12:14] Futaro
    Is that really what you want?
[12:15] Nino
    It is.
[12:16] Nino
    I have to forget the past and move on.
[12:20] Nino
    Other than that, if there's anything I regret,
[12:25] ---
    it's camp school.
[12:31] Nino
    Kintaro-kun.
[12:34] Nino
    Maybe it's because I
    never got to say goodbye.
[12:37] Nino
    I thought I could find some closure
    if I could see him again,
[12:41] Nino
    but he won't let me forget him.
[12:46] Futaro
    What would you do if I
    said you could meet him?
[12:57] Nino
    Come in.
[12:59] Futaro
    H-Hi.
[13:01] ---
    Come in and make yourself at home.
[13:04] ---
    Excuse me.
[13:06] Futaro
    What do I have to do for Nino today?
[13:09] Futaro
    A: Pretend to be make-believe man Kintaro,
[13:12] ---
    and play along until she gets over him.
[13:14] Nino
    I'm over you!
[13:16] Futaro
    B: Reveal everything and
    ask her to forgive me.
[13:20] Nino
    I forgive you!
[13:21] Futaro
    The first option is the correct one if
    I'm thinking about the future, but...
[13:25] Nino
    Hey, Kintaro-kun,
[13:27] ---
    don't you have something
    to say to me?
[13:29] Futaro
    It might not be that simple.
[13:32] Futaro
    Right. There's something I have to tell you.
[13:35] Futaro
    I'm sorry.
[13:37] Futaro
    I'm actually...
[13:38] Nino
    It's all right.
[13:39] Nino
    I'll forgive you for standing me up
    on campfire night.
[13:44] Nino
    Although, that was just me aggressively
    telling you to come anyway.
[13:48] Futaro
    No, I mean...
[13:50] Nino
    Okay, that's the end of that.
[13:52] Nino
    You can have this back.
[13:54] Nino
    You promised to hang out with me
    all day today, right?
[13:57] Nino
    You better not bail on me this time.
[14:07] Futaro
    Actually, I...
[14:08] Nino
    Hang on, I'm concentrating.
[14:11] Futaro
    I don't think now's the time
    to tell her who I am.
[14:14] Futaro
    All right...
[14:16] Futaro
    Let's get this done quick.
[14:18] Futaro
    What are you making?
[14:20] Nino
    Sorry, I have to make a phone call.
[14:28] Nino
    Hello? Uesugi?
[14:30] Nino
    Kintaro-kun's so nice!
[14:32] Nino
    And I get so nervous, I can't
    even look him in the eye.
[14:35] Futaro
    Wh-What do you want?
[14:36] Nino
    Oh, sorry.
[14:38] Nino
    Kintaro-kun doesn't hate
    cream puffs, does he?
[14:41] Futaro
    I think he loves them.
[14:43] Futaro
    Probably.
[14:44] Nino
    Okay.
[14:47] Nino
    I was thinking of making cream puffs.
[14:50] Futaro
    Nice.
[14:51] Futaro
    I love cream puffs.
[14:54] Nino
    N-No way.
[14:56] Futaro
    I never thought you'd mess up cooking, Nino.
[14:59] Nino
    Huh?
[14:59] Nino
    Did you just...
[15:00] Futaro
    Oh, Futaro told me you're good at cooking.
[15:05] Nino
    No, I mean...
[15:09] Nino
    Hey, he just called me by my first name!
[15:12] Futaro
    Quit calling me over stupid crap!
[15:16] Nino
    Help yourself.
[15:17] ---
    I made lots.
[15:19] Futaro
    You sure did.
[15:22] Futaro
    We have so many.
[15:24] Futaro
    Let's call your sisters over
    to help finish them.
[15:28] Nino
    Please don't say that.
[15:31] Nino
    We're finally alone together.
[15:33] Nino
    I don't want them to get in the way.
[15:35] Nino
    I only want you here with me.
[15:42] Nino
    You're definitely cousins.
[15:44] Nino
    Uesugi said the same thing, too.
[15:46] Nino
    I get that I'm causing him a lot of trouble,
    messing up his tutoring and stuff...
[15:50] Futaro
    That's not it.
[15:51] Nino
    Of course it is.
    All he ever talks about is studying.
[15:54] Futaro
    I don't care about the exams!
[15:56] Futaro
    I just want the five of you to be together!
[16:02] Futaro
    I have something important to tell you.
[16:04] Futaro
    I... Kintaro...
[16:06] Nino
    Hang on.
[16:08] Nino
    I have a feeling this is going to be long.
[16:11] Nino
    Can I go to the washroom?
[16:12] Futaro
    Huh?
[16:13] Futaro
    Fine.
[16:21] Futaro
    What is it?
[16:21] Nino
    Are you by the hotel?
[16:24] Futaro
    I guess you could say that.
[16:26] Nino
    Come to the café on the first floor. Now.
[16:32] Futaro
    What's the matter?
[16:33] Nino
    Why are you drenched in sweat?
[16:35] Nino
    Iced coffee is fine, right?
[16:37] Futaro
    Yeah.
[16:40] Nino
    I think he might ask me out.
[16:42] Futaro
    Uh-huh.
[16:43] Nino
    I mean, he looked all serious, and he said
    he has something important to tell me.
[16:47] Nino
    Hey, Kintaro-kun!
[16:50] Nino
    Kidding.
[16:51] Nino
    He's obviously not here.
[16:52] Futaro
    I know, right?
[16:55] Nino
    I appreciate you letting me see him.
[16:58] Futaro
    Come on.
[16:59] Futaro
    This isn't like you.
[17:00] Nino
    Whatever happens going forward,
[17:03] ---
    I'm going to find a conclusion to
    my current relationship with him.
[17:07] Futaro
    Nino...
[17:09] Futaro
    Sorry I can't do anything.
[17:11] Futaro
    Good luck.
[17:20] Nino
    I knew it.
[17:21] Futaro
    I... Let me...
[17:24] Nino
    I told you, you'd better
    not break your promise.
[17:31] Futaro
    You didn't...
[17:34] Nino
    I'm obviously going to see
    through your disguise.
[17:38] Nino
    You aren't twins, after all.
[17:40] Nino
    Bye-bye.
[17:44] Futaro
    Nino! Open up! Please!
[17:47] Employee A
    Can I help you?
[17:49] employee A
    The customer here just checked out.
SIGN    Meet on
    the track at 6
    tomorrow morning!
SIGN    Captain Eba
[18:06] Futaro
    It's morning.
[18:07] Futaro
    Wake up, Itsuki.
[18:09] Itsuki
    Just a little longer.
[18:11] Futaro
    We're leaving earlier today.
[18:13] Itsuki
    Give me five more minutes.
[18:14] Futaro
    No. Get up.
[18:16] Itsuki
    Why not, Nino?
[18:21] Itsuki
    U-Um...
[18:23] Itsuki
    Good morning.
[18:25] Futaro
    Yeah.
[18:26] Futaro
    Good morning.
[18:29] A
    Nino?
[18:30] A
    I heard she's taking the day off.
[18:32] Itsuki
    What?
[18:33] Futaro
    I thought so.
[18:35] Itsuki
    Let's go see Nino directly.
[18:37] Futaro
    Sadly, that won't work anymore, either.
[18:41] Futaro
    Believe in her and wait.
[18:42] Futaro
    That's all I can do right now.
[18:44] Itsuki
    You've been weird all day today.
[18:46] Itsuki
    Did something happen?
[18:48] Futaro
    It's nothing.
[18:50] Futaro
    Let's go.
[18:51] Futaro
    We have to go find the other problem child.
[18:54] Eba
    It's all thanks to you that
    we made it into the marathon.
[18:58] Eba
    We're all counting on the
    gifted runner, Nakano-san.
[19:02] Futaro
    You? Gifted? The end times must be nigh.
[19:05] Yotsuba
    U... Uesugi-san?
[19:07] Eba
    Who are you?
[19:08] Futaro
    Are you the captain?
[19:09] Futaro
    You're quite impressive, practicing for
    a meet when we have finals coming up.
[19:13] Eba
    Yup.
[19:14] Eba
    It's an important meet.
[19:16] Eba
    We don't have time to care about exams.
[19:18] Futaro
    What?
[19:18] Futaro
    "To care about exams"?
[19:20] Yotsuba
    Don't worry! I'm working on it!
[19:22] Itsuki
    Yotsuba, you aren't pushing
    yourself too hard, are you?
[19:24] Yotsuba
    No, it's all good.
[19:26] Futaro
    Well, if you say so, I won't stop you.
[19:30] Futaro
    I'll run with you.
[19:32] Futaro
    I won't be interrupting, then, will I?
[19:37] Eba
    Five more laps!
[19:40] Futaro
    I'm dying...
[19:41] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san, you should stop.
[19:44] ---
    Not yet.
[19:46] Futaro
    Which palace did Louis XIV of France build?
[19:50] Yotsuba
    Berlin Palace.
[19:52] Futaro
    Who's the author of Run, Melos!?
[19:53] Yotsuba
    Dazai Ryunosuke.
[19:55] Futaro
    What's the fourth element
    on the periodic table?
[19:58] Yotsuba
    Hydro...
[19:59] Yotsuba
    Lithio...
[20:00] Yotsuba
    Barium!
[20:02] Futaro
    They're all slightly off!
[20:05] Futaro
    But she's learned more than I expected.
[20:08] Futaro
    Is she actually going to do both?
[20:12] Yotsuba
    You can't overdo it.
[20:14] Yotsuba
    You should go take a break.
[20:16] Yotsuba
    I'll be fine.
[20:19] Eba
    We're going to a training camp this weekend.
[20:22] Yotsuba
    I don't know about that.
[20:24] A
    I thought we were taking the weekend off.
[20:27] Eba
    Listen, first-year...
[20:29] Eba
    We aren't going to two-peat the meet
    with that kind of thinking.
[20:33] A
    Yes, ma'am.
SIGN    To: Uesugi-san
SIGN    Subject: Re:
SIGN    Sorry about today. I'm actually...
[20:42] Ichika
    Not sending it?
[20:44] Yotsuba
    Ichika!
[20:46] Yotsuba
    You're going to give me a heart attack.
[20:47] Ichika
    I have to brush my teeth, too.
[20:49] Yotsuba
    I'm going to gargle.
[20:50] Ichika
    Hold on.
[20:51] Ichika
    You were holding onto your toothbrush
    without actually brushing again.
[20:56] Ichika
    Here, let me.
[20:57] Ichika
    I'll do it for you.
[21:00] Ichika
    I used to do this for you all the time.
[21:02] Yotsuba
    I'm not a kid anymore, though.
[21:03] Ichika
    Say "ahh."
[21:07] Yotsuba
    So bitter!
[21:08] Ichika
    This is my toothpaste.
[21:10] Ichika
    This is what grown-up toothpaste tastes like.
[21:12] Ichika
    I guess you're still too young for it.
[21:14] Yotsuba
    Yotsuba can handle it, yo!
[21:17] Ichika
    You may have grown big,
    but you haven't changed.
[21:20] Ichika
    Look at that.
[21:21] Ichika
    You're working too hard.
    You have canker sores.
[21:23] Yotsuba
    I'm not...
[21:25] Ichika
    Shush.
[21:27] Ichika
    You're always going to be my little sister,
    no matter how much you grow up.
[21:31] Ichika
    I wish you'd depend on me more.
[21:36] Yotsuba
    Would it be bad if I said
    I wanted to quit the team?
[21:41] Ichika
    You can quit if you want.
[21:44] Yotsuba
    No, I can't.
[21:45] Yotsuba
    I'd be causing trouble for the team.
[21:47] Yotsuba
    Look what you made me say,
    playing the big sister all of a sudden.
[21:50] Yotsuba
    We're the same age.
[21:53] Ichika
    You're still a little girl as long as
    you're wearing underwear like this.
[21:57] Yotsuba
    Put those away!
[21:59] Yotsuba
    And keep them away
    when Uesugi-san's around!
[22:01] Ichika
    Okay.
SIGN    Futaro-kun
[22:05] Ichika
    Did you get that?
[22:07] Futaro
    Yes, she wears little girl panties.
[22:08] Ichika
    Good.
[22:11] Ichika
    I'm going to see the track team tomorrow.
[22:13] Ichika
    What about you?
[22:15] Futaro
    Of course I'm going.
[22:17] Futaro
    We're going to free Yotsuba.
[22:24] Miku
    Pardon me.
[22:26] Nino
    Am I ever going to get any privacy?
SIGN    Episode 4
SIGN    Seven Goodbyes Part 3
[24:00] Miku
    "Seven Goodbyes, Part 3."
[24:03] ---
    

4 - Seven Goodbyes Part 3

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[00:01] Eba
    Everyone's ready.
[00:05] Futaro
    Man, we have exams coming up,
[00:07] ---
    and these girls couldn't
    care less about studying.
[00:10] Futaro
    Have you still not gotten
    in contact with Miku?
[00:12] Recording
    The number you called...
[00:13] Ichika
    I think her phone's turned off.
[00:15] Ichika
    Hang on. She told me where she went.
[00:18] Itsuki
    Ichika!
[00:20] Futaro
    If Yotsuba can't say no,
    you can say no for her.
[00:24] Futaro
    You're good at impersonating
    each other, are you not?
[00:29] Itsuki
    I'm not that good at it.
[00:32] Itsuki
    Remember what happened
    when I tried to impersonate Ichika?
[00:34] Futaro
    I know.
[00:35] Futaro
    As soon as Miku arrives,
    we'll have her wear your track suit, and..
[00:39] Futaro
    Shoot!
[00:40] Futaro
    They're leaving!
[00:42] Futaro
    We need to act before
    they get to the station!
[00:45] Itsuki
    But what do we do?
SIGN    Seven Goodbyes Part 3
[00:57] Nino
    I'm not going home, no matter what.
[00:59] Miku
    You're going to make yourself sick
    with all that sugar.
[01:02] Nino
    None of your business.
[01:03] Nino
    You drink old lady tea. You'd never understand.
[01:09] Miku
    You're such a child,
    not appreciating this refined taste.
[01:12] Nino
    Leave once you're done drinking that.
[01:14] Nino
    How did you even find out
    where my new hotel was?
[01:18] Miku
    I went to your last hotel the day before.
[01:21] Miku
    I saw you stomping out.
[01:25] Miku
    What were you doing with Futaro?
[01:28] Nino
    If I had to describe what happened
    the day before yesterday in one word...
[01:31] Nino
    Terrible.
[01:33] Nino
    I'm never going to forgive that bastard.
[01:36] Miku
    Wh-What did he do to you?
[01:38] Nino
    Hear me out!
[01:40] Nino
    He showed up in disguise! He tricked me!
[01:44] Miku
    Oh.
[01:48] Nino
    That's it?!
[01:50] Nino
    He was horrible!
[01:52] Nino
    Why aren't you making more of a reaction?!
[01:54] Miku
    I mean, that's something we do all the time.
[01:57] Nino
    I mean, yeah, but...
[01:59] Nino
    That time,
[02:02] ---
    and that time...
[02:04] Nino
    It was him all along!
[02:06] Nino
    I won't forgive him.
[02:08] Nino
    I won't forgive him.
[02:11] Miku
    Is that all that happened?
[02:13] Nino
    That's it.
[02:18] Nino
    That's all it was.
[02:19] Miku
    Are you sure?
[02:22] Nino
    He also said he wanted
    the five of us to stick together.
[02:25] Nino
    Exams and stuff aside.
[02:28] Miku
    Futaro said that?
[02:30] Nino
    He said that after I told him my situation.
[02:33] Nino
    Talk about selfish.
[02:35] Miku
    Don't you want to come home, Nino?
[02:37] Nino
    Why should I go home?
[02:39] Nino
    What's the point of sticking together
    when we're all so far apart?
[02:44] Miku
    Because we're family.
[02:45] Miku
    Is that not enough?
[02:49] Miku
    I guess you think we've all changed,
[02:52] ---
    but from my perspective,
    you've changed a lot, too.
[02:56] Nino
    Changed? How?
[02:59] Miku
    You never used to drink black tea before.
[03:01] Nino
    That's it?!
[03:03] Miku
    We're all still one-fifth of a person,
    scoring a twenty each.
[03:08] Miku
    Those problems...
[03:09] Nino
    Hey, I never said you could look!
SIGN    1. Battle of Anegawa 2. Ashikaga Yoshiaki 3. Battle of Sekigahara 4. Azuchi Castle 5. Rakuichi-Rakuza 6. Honnō-ji Incident
[03:12] Miku
    You got question three wrong.
[03:14] Miku
    The answer is Battle of Nagashino.
[03:16] Nino
    What, are you trying to show off
    because you studied?
[03:20] Miku
    No.
[03:22] Miku
    I've always liked Sengoku warlords.
[03:25] Nino
    Sengoku warlords?
[03:27] Nino
    Those old dudes?
[03:29] Miku
    Yeah.
[03:30] Miku
    This is my twenty.
[03:32] Miku
    And...
[03:37] Miku
    It's too sweet.
[03:39] Nino
    What are you doing?!
[03:40] Miku
    But I'd never have known what this
    tastes like if you weren't around.
[03:47] Miku
    It's true that the five of us
     used to be identical,
[03:49] ---
    and we never got into arguments or trouble.
[03:52] Miku
    But we would have always stayed
    at a twenty that way.
[03:56] Miku
    We should laugh, get angry, feel sad,
[04:00] Miku
    each experience life differently—
[04:02] ---
    complementing each other where we fall short—
[04:05] Miku
    and grow into the people we're meant to be.
[04:08] Miku
    So it's all right that we're different.
[04:13] Miku
    By the way, with you gone,
[04:15] ---
    the food at home is a disaster.
[04:18] Miku
    We don't have a balanced diet.
[04:19] Nino
    That's for you to figure out yourselves!
[04:27] Nino
    So bitter.
[04:28] Nino
    I never would have thought
    to drink something like this.
[04:31] Nino
    Black tea's still better.
[04:33] Miku
    Black tea starts off bitter, too.
[04:36] Nino
    It's a classy kind of bitter.
[04:39] Nino
    It definitely comes from
    high-quality tea leaves.
[04:42] Miku
    The bitterness of green tea has depth.
[04:44] Miku
    I'm sure it uses better leaves.
[04:46] Nino
    Fine, I'll look it up.
SIGN    red tea green tea leaves
[04:48] Nino
    Don't go crying if it turns out
    that they use weeds for green tea.
[04:51] Miku
    Right back at you.
[04:53] Nino
    Black tea and green tea
    use the same tea leaves.
[04:56] Nino
    The difference is the amount of fermentation?
[05:01] Nino
    Seriously?
[05:02] Nino
    I need to tell the rest of the gir...
[05:06] Nino
    I need to forget the past
    and accept the present.
[05:09] Nino
    Maybe it's time to brace myself.
[05:14] Nino
    You'd best brace yourself, too, Miku.
[05:24] Itsuki
    I-I'd like to leave the team.
[05:29] Futaro
    No!
[05:30] Futaro
    Act stupider!
[05:31] Itsuki
    I can't!
[05:33] Itsuki
    I already want to quit this role!
[05:35] Futaro
    That's it! That's it!
[05:37] Futaro
    Itsuki, you're Yotsuba right now.
[05:39] Futaro
    You, at least, look perfectly like her.
[05:42] Itsuki
    Are you sure this is going to work?
[05:45] Futaro
    Groper!
[05:47] Futaro
    There's a groper!
[05:50] A
    A groper?
[05:51] B
    Really? Was that him?
[05:53] Nino
    You there! Hold up!
[05:55] ---
    Nakano-san!
[05:56] Nino
    Stop!
[05:59] Itsuki
    What a suicidal tactic...
[06:01] Itsuki
    I don't have a choice anymore.
[06:10] Itsuki
    He got away.
[06:13] Itsuki
    I can't go to training camp.
[06:17] Itsuki
    I'd like to leave the team.
[06:19] A
    Why?
[06:20] Itsuki
    Exams are coming up next week.
[06:22] A
    No, no.
[06:24] A
    What I mean is...
[06:25] A
    Why is someone pretending to be Nakano-san?
[06:29] Itsuki
    Huh?!
[06:34] Yotsuba
    Gotcha!
[06:38] Yotsuba
    I caught the groper!
[06:41] Yotsuba
    This smell...
[06:42] Futaro
    You're too heavy.
[06:43] Yotsuba
    U-Uesugi-san?!
[06:45] Yotsuba
    Why?!
[06:46] Futaro
    Well, there you have it.
[06:49] Yotsuba
    Why did you stoop to groping?
[06:50] Futaro
    No, that's a lie!
[06:52] Futaro
    I lied to lure you away!
[06:55] Yotsuba
    Huh? Me? What for?
[06:59] Futaro
    Itsuki is requesting your
    resignation in your place.
[07:04] Futaro
    Hey!
[07:05] Futaro
    You can't go back now!
[07:07] Yotsuba
    I'll be fine!
[07:08] Futaro
    You have to stop...
[07:11] Futaro
    Hide!
[07:14] Futaro
    Something's not right.
[07:16] Itsuki
    I-I'm Yotsuba!
[07:19] Itsuki
    Look at this ribbon!
[07:21] A
    Yeah, you look alike, but you aren't her.
[07:24] A
    Your hair's not the right length.
[07:27] Futaro
    Indeed!
[07:29] Futaro
    What an astute observation!
[07:32] Yotsuba
    This happened before, too!
[07:35] Yotsuba
    You need to show more
    interest in other people!
[07:37] Yotsuba
    Thank you for worrying for me.
[07:40] Yotsuba
    But I'm sorry, I'm going.
[07:42] Futaro
    Hey, wait!
[07:44] Nino
    I'm back!
[07:47] Nino
    Sorry for the trouble, everyone.
[07:49] A
    Nakano-san!
[07:52] Nino
    That was just a prank.
[07:54] Nino
    A quintuplet joke.
[07:56] Itsuki
    Yotsuba...
[07:57] A
    Oh, I see, it was a joke.
[08:00] A
    Stop it. It's not funny.
[08:02] Nino
    Though, it's true that I want to quit.
[08:06] A
    N-Nakano-san... Why?
[08:09] Nino
    Why?
[08:11] Nino
    I mean, you have to be out of your mind to
    start a training camp right before exams.
[08:17] Nino
    Seriously. Out of your mind.
[08:20] A
    R-Right...
[08:23] Futaro
    What's going on?
[08:25] Yotsuba
    I-It's happening...
[08:28] Yotsuba
    That's my doppelganger!
[08:30] Yotsuba
    Please don't kill me!
[08:33] Futaro
    Doppelganger? You mean...
[08:35] Futaro
    Oh!
[08:37] Ichika
    I made it in time.
[08:39] Futaro
    Ichika!
[08:41] Futaro
    That was a close one. Thanks.
[08:43] Futaro
    If you hadn't brought Miku...
[08:46] Miku
    I haven't done anything.
[08:51] Itsuki
    Miku!
[08:54] Futaro
    Itsuki, Yotsuba, Ichika, Miku...
[08:59] Futaro
    No...
[09:01] Ichika
    When I arrived at the hotel, I saw Miku
    standing there with a pair of scissors.
[09:06] Ichika
    I don't know what exactly happened,
[09:09] ---
    but she must have had a change of heart.
[09:13] Ichika
    Right, Nino?
[09:15] Ichika
    I can't believe you cut it so short.
[09:18] Ichika
    Did you have you heart broken or something?
[09:20] Nino
    You could say that.
[09:22] Ichika
    By who?!
[09:24] Ichika
    Do you know, Miku?
[09:25] Nino
    What?
[09:25] Miku
    I don't.
[09:26] Nino
    Just so you know, it wasn't you.
[09:29] Futaro
    R-Right.
[09:30] Nino
    Got it?
[09:34] Nino
    Goodbye, Kintaro-kun.
[09:36] Nino
    And goodbye.
[09:42] Nino
    Yotsuba.
[09:44] Nino
    I just did as I was asked.
[09:46] Nino
    Are you happy?
[09:48] Nino
    We didn't have to do this.
[09:50] Nino
    I'm sure she would have understood
    if you'd talked to her honestly.
[09:53] Nino
    You need to change, too.
[09:55] Nino
    It sucks, but it can't be all bad.
[10:00] Yotsuba
    Yeah.
[10:02] Yotsuba
    I'll go.
[10:03] Ichika
    Want me to come with you?
[10:05] Yotsuba
    Thanks, but I'll be all right by myself.
[10:16] Itsuki
    Nino, about the other day...
[10:18] Nino
    Stop.
[10:19] Nino
    Don't apologize.
[10:20] Nino
    You weren't wrong.
[10:22] Nino
    I was the one who was wrong.
[10:25] Nino
    Sorry.
[10:27] Itsuki
    Nino...
[10:28] Nino
    If you were wrong about anything,
[10:31] ---
    it was how hard you hit me.
[10:33] Nino
    That really hurt.
[10:35] Itsuki
    Nino!
[10:37] Itsuki
    Oh, right...
[10:39] Itsuki
    I was going to give this to you
    as a token of my apology.
[10:43] Itsuki
    Presale tickets for the movie
    you said you wanted to see the other day.
[10:47] Itsuki
    Let's go watch it together.
[10:51] Nino
    Jeez, give me a break.
SIGN    Origins of Life:
    Unknown Mysteries
[10:55] Nino
    Why does nothing ever work out
    the way you want it to?
[11:00] Yotsuba
    I'm deeply sorry for the trouble I've caused.
[11:05] Yotsuba
    I've spoken with the track team.
[11:09] Yotsuba
    I'll help them with the meet,
    and then part ways with them.
[11:14] Futaro
    You're still hung up on that?
[11:16] Futaro
    Hurry up and come in.
[11:20] Yotsuba
    Okay!
[11:22] Ichika
    Also, you two...
[11:24] Ichika
    Welcome home.
[11:29] Itsuki & Nino
    We're back.
[11:34] Miku
    It looks like we've all
    finished our problem sets.
[11:38] Ichika
    I don't know if we've leveled up at all.
[11:42] Futaro
    Not to worry.
[11:43] Futaro
    I have a plan.
[11:45] Futaro
    The crib sheet!
[11:49] Itsuki
    I-I didn't think you'd be the kind of person.
[11:52] Yotsuba
    What's the point of getting
    good grades if we have to cheat?!
[11:55] Futaro
    Then study up!
[11:57] Futaro
    I'm whipping you into shape in the last
    two days so you don't have to resort to this!
[12:02] Futaro
    Prepare yourselves!
[12:04] Futaro
    May I move forward with this plan?
[12:08] Nino
    What?
[12:09] Nino
    Why would you even ask after
    how much you've done already?
[12:12] Nino
    I'll do it.
[12:14] Nino
    Thanks.
[12:16] Nino
    Let's get started.
[12:18] Nino
    Hurry up.
[12:19] Yotsuba
    Okay.
[12:24] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    I got all of the questions wrong.
[12:26] (Flashback) Miku
    You said you were smart,
    but you're all talk, huh?
[12:30] (Flashback) Ichika
    Why are you going out of your way for us?
[12:32] (Flashback) Itsuki
    I'm never having you teach me!
[12:35] (Flashback) Nino
    You should never have come into our lives!
[12:46] Miku
    Aren't you glad, Futaro?
[12:52] Futaro
    Not yet. We're just getting started.
[12:57] Miku
    Today's the day.
[12:59] Ichika
    I'm worried.
[13:01] Yotsuba
    We did everything we could.
[13:02] Yotsuba
    Right, Uesugi-san?
[13:04] Yotsuba
    Huh?
[13:05] Yotsuba
    Where's Uesugi-san?
[13:06] Itsuki
    He said he's calling Raiha-chan.
[13:09] Ichika
    Now?
[13:10] Itsuki
    It must be something urgent.
[13:13] Itsuki
    He even borrowed my phone,
[13:16] ---
    because his phone's out of battery.
SIGN    Dad
[13:20] Futaro
    Good luck,
[13:22] Futaro
    Ichika, Nino, Miku, Yotsuba, Itsuki.
[13:28] Futaro
    The five of you together are unstoppable.
[13:37] Itsuki
    This is bad...
[13:39] Ichika
    This is the best we could do
    after how much we studied?
SIGN    Nakano Ichika Japanese | Math | Science | Socials | English | Total 24 47 41 28 36 176 Nakano Nino Japanese | Math | Science | Socials | English | Total 19 22 38 27 45 151 Nakano Miku Japanese | Math | Science | Socials | English | Total 35 41 40 70 20 206 Nakano Yotsuba Japanese | Math | Science | Socials | English | Total 35 15 22 30 26 128 Nakano Itsuki Japanese | Math | Science | Socials | English | Total 43 28 68 26 34 199
[13:42] Miku
    I guess we really are stupid.
[13:45] Yotsuba
    Cheer up, Nino.
[13:47] Nino
    You need to worry about yourself.
[13:50] Itsuki
    Today happens to be tutoring day, too.
[13:52] Itsuki
    I guess we're going to spend today
    reviewing the finals.
[13:57] Itsuki
    Speak of the devil.
[13:59] Miku
    Futaro's going to give us an earful.
[14:02] Yotsuba
    I know.
[14:03] Nino
    Why do you sound so happy about it?
[14:06] Yotsuba
    It's too bad we didn't do better,
[14:08] ---
    but I can't wait to work with you guys again.
[14:12] Itsuki
    Huh?
[14:15] Itsuki
    It wasn't Uesugi-kun.
[14:18] Ebata
    Pardon me.
[14:21] Ichika
    Hey, it's Ebata-san.
[14:23] Miku
    Are you not driving for Dad today?
[14:26] Ebata
    I'm here today as your temporary tutor.
[14:31] Itsuki
    Y-You are?
[14:33] Ichika
    Ebata-san used to be a teacher, after all.
[14:36] Nino
    Is he skimping?
[14:37] Miku
    I wonder if he's sick or something.
[14:41] Ebata
    Uesugi Futaro-sama has quit tutoring.
[14:48] Ebata
    I received word from your
    father the other day
[14:51] ---
    that Uesugi-sama terminating his contract
    as of the exam the other day.
[14:58] Ichika
    Do you mean...
[14:59] Ichika
    Futaro-kun's not coming anymore?
[15:05] Miku
    No way...
[15:08] Nino
    It's because of how we did on the exam.
[15:10] Nino
    Dad said he would...
[15:11] Ebata
    I don't believe that's the case.
[15:14] Ebata
    I'm told that Uesugi-sama
    resigned of his own accord.
[15:19] Yotsuba
    Of his own accord?
[15:22] Miku
    Futaro... Why...
[15:24] Itsuki
    I can't accept this.
[15:26] Itsuki
    I'll call him over and talk to him myself.
[15:29] Ebata
    I'm afraid that will not be possible.
[15:32] Ebata
    Uesugi-sama is forbidden from ever
    setting foot into this home.
[15:37] Ebata
    That is your father's order.
[15:40] Itsuki
    Why would he do that?
[15:42] Miku
    Fine.
[15:43] ---
    I'll go.
[15:45] Miku
    Let me through, Ebata-san.
[15:47] Ebata
    I cannot.
[15:48] Ebata
    Though temporarily, I am
    tasked with tutoring you.
[15:53] Ebata
    I cannot let you go until
    I teach you a certain amount.
[15:59] Nino
    We can go once we're done with this, right?
[16:02] Ebata
    Yes.
[16:03] Ebata
    Please feel free to.
[16:05] Ichika
    These problems are relatively easy.
[16:08] Ichika
    Ebata-san must be going easy on us.
[16:11] Nino
    Yeah.
[16:13] Nino
    I don't know if we could've
    solved these in the past, though.
[16:16] Nino
    It's almost weird how easy the problems are.
[16:19] Nino
    I hate to admit it, but it's all thanks to him.
[16:24] Miku
    One more problem...
[16:26] Miku
    It's just one more problem.
[16:28] Itsuki
    I'm down to the last one, too.
[16:32] Ebata
    I shall have to start a special lesson
[16:35] ---
    if you aren't able to make it
    through those problems.
[16:43] Itsuki
    Um...
[16:45] Itsuki
    Want to look at the crib sheet?
[16:48] Nino
    You mean the one from the final?
[16:50] Itsuki
    Yes.
[16:51] Itsuki
    We should all have it in our pencil cases.
[16:54] Yotsuba
    A-Are you sure about this?
[16:56] Itsuki
    This is an emergency.
[16:57] Itsuki
    The ends will justify the means.
[16:59] Yotsuba
    Itsuki looks like Uesugi-san!
[17:02] Nino
    You sure have changed.
[17:04] Ichika
    I guess I will, too, then.
SIGN    Don't try to take shortcuts to the answer, fools.
[17:08] Ichika
    "Don't try to take shortcuts
    to the answer, fools."
[17:13] Ichika
    Look at that.
[17:14] Ichika
    He never intended to let us
    cheat from the beginning.
[17:18] Miku
    That sounds like Futaro, though.
[17:20] Itsuki
    What do we do now, though?
[17:22] Ichika
    Wait, there's more.
[17:26] Ichika
    "Two"?
[17:27] Nino
    Does he mean me?
SIGN    I'm not going to teach cheaters.
[17:30] Nino
    "I'm not going to teach cheaters."
[17:35] Miku
    "You have to get there
    yourselves from now on."
SIGN    You have to get there yourselves from now on.
[17:38] Yotsuba
    "I'm glad I'm finally done
    with this hell job."
SIGN    I'm glad I'm finally done with this hell job.
[17:47] Ichika
    Itsuki?
SIGN    But it was a pretty fun hell. Later.
[17:49] Itsuki
    "But it was a pretty fun hell. Later."
[17:57] Yotsuba
    I still want Uesugi-san to teach me.
[18:04] Miku
    So do I.
[18:06] Miku
    I need Futaro.
[18:09] Nino
    But he can't come here anymore.
[18:14] Nino
    There's nothing we can do.
[18:19] Ichika
    Guys, can I?
[18:21] Ichika
    I have an idea.
[18:28] Ebata
    Oh? What's the matter?
[18:33] Ichika
    Please, Ebata-san, give us a hand.
[18:45] Ebata
    You've grown up so much.
SIGN    Closing Ceremony
[19:04] Futaro
    Merry Christmas!
[19:06] Futaro
    Would you like to buy some cake?
[19:09] Ichika
    Pardon me.
[19:11] Futaro
    Yes?
[19:12] Futaro
    It's you all!
[19:14] Ichika
    Do you deliver cakes?
[19:16] Ichika
    We'd like one delivered to our home.
[19:18] Futaro
    What?
[19:19] Futaro
    We don't do deliveries.
[19:22] Cake Boss
    Uesugi-kun.
[19:24] Cake Boss
    I'll handle it from here.
[19:26] Cake Boss
    You should go.
[19:27] Futaro
    Wait, Boss!
[19:28] Futaro
    I don't...
[19:29] Cake Boss
    Uesugi-kun.
[19:32] Cake Boss
    Merry Christmas.
[19:40] Futaro
    Hey.
[19:42] Futaro
    This isn't the way to your place.
[19:45] Ichika
    No, it's not.
[19:46] Miku
    This way.
[19:49] Futaro
    Hey, I'm sorry I didn't
    tell you I was quitting.
[19:53] Futaro
    But I can't go back to tutoring anymore.
[19:57] Itsuki
    Look at this.
[19:59] Itsuki
    This is our new tutor.
[20:04] Itsuki
    We wanted you to see this.
[20:08] Futaro
    Y-Yeah? I'm glad it didn't take
    too long to find a new one.
[20:11] Futaro
    A graduate from a university
    in Tokyo and a former teacher.
[20:14] Futaro
    Huh.
[20:15] Futaro
    He seems like he's up to the task.
[20:18] Nino
    Are you happy?
[20:19] Nino
    Are you really just going to leave us
    with the next person and abandon us?
[20:25] Futaro
    I had a second chance,
[20:27] ---
    and I failed to produce results.
[20:29] Futaro
    There's no guarantee
    I'll do better on the next exam.
[20:31] Futaro
    I had to give the job to a professional.
    It's the right thing to do.
[20:34] Futaro
    I can't let you suffer for
    my selfish ends any more.
[20:38] Nino
    You're right.
[20:40] Nino
    You've always been selfish.
[20:42] Nino
    Thanks to that, we had to
    study against our will.
[20:45] Nino
    We had to memorize and
    learn formulas like crazy.
[20:47] Nino
    But we ended up happy when
    we could solve problems.
[20:52] Nino
    It's all your fault that we made it this far!
[20:55] Nino
    You can't stop being selfish now!
[20:57] Nino
    Stop being reserved! It's creepy!
[21:02] Futaro
    Sorry.
[21:03] Futaro
    But I can't go back.
[21:06] Futaro
    I quit.
[21:07] Futaro
    I'm not even allowed to
    go back into your home.
[21:10] Ichika
    Is that a reason?
[21:13] Futaro
    Yeah.
[21:14] Futaro
    Let's just go already.
[21:16] Ichika
    It's all right.
[21:19] Ichika
    Thanks for the cake delivery.
[21:21] Futaro
    No, I'm...
[21:23] Ichika
    We're here.
[21:25] Ichika
    This is our new home.
[21:30] Futaro
    What do you mean?
[21:31] Ichika
    We rented it.
[21:33] Ichika
    I'm making a decent amount
    of money, after all.
[21:36] Ichika
    We're going to be living here from now on.
[21:39] Ichika
    Now there's nothing in our way.
[21:41] Futaro
    You're kidding me.
    You let go of your place just for that?
[21:45] Yotsuba
    Like we talked about before,
    it's not where we are that matters.
[21:50] ---
    It's that the five of us are together!
[21:53] Futaro
    The apartment card keys!
[21:59] (Flashback) Rena
    Goodbye.
[22:00] Futaro
    Shit.
[22:01] (Flashback) Rena
    I think you're someone who's needed now.
[22:02] Futaro
    My life's flashing before my eyes.
[22:04] (Flashback) Rena
    It's been a while.
[22:05] Futaro
    Isn't this all a little too recent, though?
[22:09] (Flashback) Futaro
    If I drowned here...
[22:23] Futaro
    Damn it, you all!
[22:25] Ichika
    What good is it if we all jump in?!
[22:26] Miku
    Are you all right, Futaro?
[22:29] Miku
    Please don't give up after just two tries.
[22:31] Miku
    We can do it this time.
[22:35] Miku
    With you, we can.
SIGN    Academic Success
[22:40] (Flashback) Rena
    Open that once you learn to accept yourself.
[22:44] Yotsuba
    Nino! What's wrong?
[22:47] Nino
    It's too cold! I can't move!
[22:47] ---
    Nino!
[22:52] Futaro
    Can you get up?
[22:55] Futaro
    Hang on.
[23:01] Futaro
    You're all insane.
[23:02] Futaro
    You need to think before you act.
[23:06] Futaro
    I can't deal with idiots.
[23:09] Futaro
    And I'm getting sick of
    trying to be considerate.
[23:14] Futaro
    I'm going to do as I please, too.
[23:17] Futaro
    You'd better put up with my selfishness,
[23:19] Futaro
    all the way to the end.
[23:23] Nino
    No...
[23:24] Nino
    This isn't what I think it is.
[23:28] Ichika
    Since that's settled, let's go inside.
[23:32] Itsuki
    Is the cake safe?!
[23:33] Ichika
    Don't worry.
[23:38] Futaro
    Goodbye, Rena.
[23:43] Miku
    Come on, Futaro.
[23:44] Ichika
    We're going to eat the cake without you.
[23:46] Futaro
    All right.
[23:47] Futaro
    Are you sure, though?
[23:49] Futaro
    How are you going to split it
    into five if I join?
SIGN    Episode 5:
SIGN    Good Work Today
[24:01] Yotsuba
    "Good Work Today."

5 - Good Work Today

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[00:01] Dad
    You were late today, Ebata.
[00:04] Ebata
    I apologize.
[00:06] Dad
    It's fine. But I must ask...
[00:08] Ebata
    Why are you dressed that way?
[00:12] Dad
    Whatever makes you happy.
[00:15] Futaro
    Yes, all five are working hard.
[00:17] (Flashback) Dad
    I see.
[00:19] (Flashback) Dad
    Then I expect good things from their finals.
[00:22] Futaro
    May I say something?
[00:25] (Flashback) Futaro
    I have a bit of a selfish request.
[00:27] Dad
    What is it?
[00:29] (Flashback) Futaro
    I'd like to quit tutoring as of today.
[00:33] Futaro
    Are you aware that Nino and Itsuki
    got in a fight and ran away from home?
[00:39] (Flashback) Dad
    I never heard about this.
[00:41] (Flashback) Dad
    Have they resolved their issues?
[00:43] Futaro
    Yes.
[00:44] (Flashback) Dad
    Great.
[00:45] Dad
    Goodbye.
[00:46] (Flashback) Futaro
    Is that it?
[00:48] (Flashback) Futaro
    Aren't you curious about
    why they got in a fight?
[00:51] (Flashback) Futaro
    Don't you care to know what they're
    thinking or what's bothering them?
[00:56] (Flashback) Futaro
    Oh, sorry, I shouldn't talk
    like that to my employer.
[01:00] Futaro
    Oh, wait, I'm quitting.
[01:03] (Flashback) Futaro
    Why don't you try acting
    like a father for once?!
[01:06] Futaro
    Asshole!
[01:11] Dad
    Uesugi-kun... You've gone and done it now.
[01:14] Dad
    But...
[01:16] Dad
    I won't give my daughters to a man like you.
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets ∫∫
SIGN    Good Work Today
SIGN    Happy New Year
[02:58] ---
    New Year's
    Allowance
[02:58] Raiha
    Thank you, Grandpa!
[03:01] Futaro
    I'd always gotten allowances until last year.
[03:04] Futaro
    I should have stayed home to study.
[03:07] Raiha
    "Good fortune"!
[03:08] Raiha
    Yay!
[03:10] Raiha
    What about you, Onii-chan?
[03:12] Futaro
    I don't need my fortune told
    to know how my year's going to be.
[03:16] Futaro
    Ever since I met those girls,
    I've always had...
SIGN    Worst Luck
[03:19] Futaro
    the worst luck.
[03:29] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san and Raiha-chan!
[03:32] Nino
    Why are you always around?
[03:34] Yotsuba
    Why don't you stop by our place?
[03:36] Futaro
    Nah, we'll pass.
[03:37] Raiha
    I'll go!
SIGN    Nakano
[03:41] TV
    I love you, too.
[03:46] Itsuki
    They kissed...
[03:47] Nino
    It's so romantic.
[03:50] Futaro
    Why did you even invite us over?
[03:52] Ichika
    Come on, it's the new year. Let's relax.
[03:56] Miku
    Happy New Year, Futaro.
[04:00] Miku
    I made a New Year's meal.
[04:01] Miku
    Want some?
[04:08] Yotsuba
    Huh?
[04:08] Yotsuba
    What's wrong, Raiha-chan?
[04:10] Raiha
    Um...
[04:11] Raiha
    I think I had the wrong idea about you all.
[04:15] Raiha
    I'd heard your family was really rich.
[04:18] Yotsuba
    O-Oh, well, things happened.
[04:22] Ichika
    Sorry we don't really have much.
[04:25] Nino
    We have to return the kimonos
    to our landlord, too.
[04:28] Ichika
    Anyway, you can make yourself at home.
[04:31] Raiha
    Okay.
[04:32] Futaro
    Are you guys sure you're all right?
[04:35] Nino
    Hey.
[04:36] Nino
    Why are you sitting over there?
[04:39] Nino
    Isn't it cold?
[04:41] Nino
    Get in the kotatsu.
[04:44] Futaro
    Okay, Raiha, go.
[04:45] Ichika
    Come on, don't be shy.
[04:47] Ichika
    I'll give you a massage.
[04:49] Ichika
    You must be tired.
[04:52] Ichika
    No, I'm not really tired.
[04:55] Miku
    No fair, Ichika.
[04:56] Ichika
    First come, first served.
[04:58] Yotsuba
    I get his arms, then!
[04:59] Nino
    Oh, fine.
[05:01] Itsuki
    I'd like to massage his legs, then.
[05:08] Raiha
    Onii-chan's popular all of a sudden!
[05:12] Raiha
    Mom, spring has come early for Onii-chan.
[05:16] Futaro
    What are you guys plotting?
[05:18] Yotsuba
    Urp.
[05:19] Yotsuba
    I-It's nothing.
[05:21] Miku
    We're just thanking you for everything.
[05:23] Futaro
    Liar!
[05:24] Nino
    You always work so hard.
[05:26] Futaro
    Something's really fishy.
[05:28] Itsuki
    Please have some of my food, if you'd like.
[05:31] Futaro
    Way too fishy.
[05:32] Yotsuba
    Why don't we play fukuwarai to
    get into the New Year's spirit?
[05:35] Yotsuba
    We made a quintuplets version!
[05:38] Futaro
    That's way too hard!
[05:39] Miku
    Um...
[05:41] Miku
    There's something we'd
    like to discuss with you.
[05:43] Yotsuba
    It's too early for that!
[05:45] Ichika
    Why don't we all go to the other room?
[05:50] Futaro
    What are they scheming?
[05:54] Nino
    What should we do?
[05:55] ---
    I don't think it bothers him at all.
[05:58] Yotsuba
    I'd feel bad, though.
[06:01] Yotsuba
    We're asking him to continue
    teaching us without pay.
[06:06] Miku
    I want to do something for him.
[06:08] Ichika
    And I don't want to depend on
    Father, if we can avoid it.
[06:11] Itsuki
    But what is there that we could do for him?
[06:22] Itsuki
    Th-That's inappropriate!
[06:23] Nino
    You were thinking the
    same thing, weren't you?
[06:27] Ichika
    I can't imagine that'd make Futaro-kun happy.
[06:30] Nino
    Who knows? He's a guy, after all.
[06:33] Nino
    You're an actress, aren't you?
    You could give him a peck on the cheek.
[06:36] Ichika
    Wh-What exactly do you think actresses do?
[06:39] Ichika
    B-But I mean, in that case...
[06:41] Ichika
    What about you, Miku?
[06:43] Miku
    Me?
[06:45] Miku
    And Futaro...
[06:49] Miku
    Futaro.
[06:50] Miku
    Smooch.
[06:51] Futaro
    Miku!
[06:53] Futaro
    You've really led me on.
[06:55] Futaro
    You can't stop me now.
[06:58] Miku
    N-No, Futaro.
[07:01] Miku
    Stop.
[07:02] Miku
    Wait, don't stop.
[07:04] Nino
    You stop!
[07:06] Yotsuba
    Uh...
[07:07] Yotsuba
    What are you all talking about?
[07:09] Itsuki
    Why not just do something
    normal and cook for him?
[07:12] Itsuki
    You're good at cooking, Nino.
[07:14] ---
    Make him some snacks or something.
[07:19] Nino
    I can't.
[07:20] Nino
    I was finally getting over it.
[07:23] Ichika
    Why don't we just go tell him
    what's going on?
[07:28] Futaro
    Ichika.
[07:30] Futaro
    Don't move.
[07:31] Ichika
    Wh-What?
[07:33] Ichika
    No!
[07:35] Futaro
    I knew it!
[07:37] Futaro
    This is Ichika's mouth.
[07:39] Futaro
    No doubt.
[07:40] Raiha
    I'm pretty sure it's this one.
[07:44] Yotsuba
    You guys are playing!
[07:48] Raiha
    We changed the rules, though.
[07:50] Futaro
    Yotsuba, what about this?
[07:53] Raiha
    Let's see...
[07:55] Futaro
    Uesugi-san, you have cream on your face.
[08:01] Raiha
    O-Onii-chan! Yotsuba-san!
[08:04] Yotsuba
    Let's just call that peck on the cheek
    a payment for your tutoring.
[08:08] Miku
    I didn't expect that from Yotsuba.
[08:10] Miku
    She caught me off-guard.
[08:12] Yotsuba
    I'm dead!
[08:14] Futaro
    Payment?
[08:15] Itsuki
    About that...
[08:17] Itsuki
    We aren't in any position to
    compensate you fairly right now.
[08:22] Futaro
    Oh, you could have said so.
[08:27] Futaro
    I'm just doing it because I want to.
[08:29] Futaro
    Don't worry about paying me.
[08:31] Itsuki
    Uesugi-kun.
[08:33] Futaro
    You can just give me a cut
    when you make it big.
[08:36] Futaro
    But I want it in writing! Five thousand yen
    per person per day of tutoring!
[08:40] Futaro
    And I will collect, right down to the last yen!
[08:42] Nino
    Right, that's how he is.
[08:44] Futaro
    And all five of you are here right now.
[08:47] Futaro
    Let's get cracking on the winter homework!
[08:50] Futaro
    Winter homework, huh?
[08:55] Miku
    Futaro.
[08:56] Nino
    You underestimate us.
[08:58] Nino
    We've all done our homework already.
[09:02] Futaro
    Oh.
[09:03] Futaro
    Well, let's just make it a
    regular study session, then.
[09:07] Raiha
    Onii-chan.
[09:08] Raiha
    I'm going to go home
    so I don't get in the way.
[09:10] Futaro
    O-Okay.
[09:11] Futaro
    Stay safe.
[09:17] Miku
    Futaro.
[09:18] Miku
    Can you help me with this bit?
[09:20] Futaro
    Let's see.
[09:22] Futaro
    "Provide examples of words ending with -ish"?
[09:25] Futaro
    -ish is a suffix that means "approximately,"
    or kind of. So you have "pinkish"...
[09:29] Futaro
    "Bookish," "thickish"...
    There's also peckish, but that's...
[09:36] Miku
    What?
[09:38] Nino
    Nothing.
[09:38] Nino
    It's nothing.
[09:40] Ichika
    Hey, Ichika, wake up.
[09:43] Ichika
    Sorry.
[09:45] Ichika
    I'm not... sleeping.
[09:48] Futaro
    Yeah, you are!
[09:49] Futaro
    Hey.
[09:51] Nino
    Let her sleep for a while.
[09:53] Nino
    Ichika's been working even more than before.
[09:57] Itsuki
    She is paying our bills and expenses.
[10:00] Miku
    It's all thanks to Ichika that we
    get to have you here to teach us.
[10:05] Futaro
    But what's the point
    if she can't focus on studying?
[10:09] Futaro
    Hey, wake...
[10:10] Itsuki
    Guys...
[10:11] Itsuki
    Why don't we work, too?
[10:17] Futaro
    Do you have any work experience?
[10:19] Itsuki
    I-I do not.
[10:21] Futaro
    Will you have time to both study and work?
[10:23] Futaro
    All of you are struggling to even pass.
[10:27] Itsuki
    I'll work as a tutor, like you do.
[10:32] Itsuki
    I'll teach as I study.
[10:33] Itsuki
    That way, I can improve
    my academics, too.
[10:36] Itsuki
    It's two birds with one stone.
[10:37] Futaro
    Please don't.
[10:39] Futaro
    I'd feel sorry for your students.
[10:42] Yotsuba
    How about working at a supermarket, then?
[10:45] Futaro
    You'd be fired instantly.
[10:46] Miku
    I want to try working at a maid café.
[10:49] Yotsuba
    You might be surprisingly popular.
[10:50] Nino
    Permission denied!
[10:52] Nino
    You'd probably be
    a dominatrix, right, Nino?
[10:54] Nino
    What's that supposed to mean?
[10:56] Yotsuba
    Nino would work in food service, right?
[10:59] Nino
    If I had to choose, sure.
[11:01] Yotsuba
    It's always been your dream
    to open your own shop.
[11:06] ---
    First I've heard of it.
[11:08] Nino
    It's just a silly idea I had as a kid.
[11:10] Nino
    Don't take it too seriously.
[11:12] Itsuki
    I know a good cake shop.
[11:16] Futaro
    Mille-feuille.
[11:17] Futaro
    Eclairs.
[11:18] Futaro
    Mont Blanc.
[11:20] Nino
    Merci beaucoup.
[11:22] Nino
    No!
[11:26] Futaro
    I've worked several jobs so far,
[11:29] ---
    but they all took some commitment.
[11:32] Futaro
    Don't underestimate work!
[11:34] Futaro
    Now's the time to study!
[11:43] Miku
    Futaro!
[11:44] Itsuki
    Ichika! Please stop taking your
    clothes off in your sleep!
[11:47] Nino
    Look away! Pervert!
[11:48] Futaro
    Me?!
[11:54] Futaro
    I underestimated this job.
SIGN    Minimum one shift per week! Teach in any subject you're comfortable
SIGN    Fun home tutoring (Minimum two days per week,
    one shift each!) No experience needed!
[12:06] ---
    Father
[12:10] Itsuki
    Hello?
[12:10] Dad
    It's been a while, Itsuki-kun.
[12:13] Itsuki
    Father.
[12:16] Futaro
    Well? What do you think of my pie?
[12:18] Futaro
    It's just like yours, boss!
[12:20] Futaro
    Give me a raise, please!
[12:23] Boss
    Give it a taste.
[12:28] Futaro
    It's underdone.
[12:30] Futaro
    I shouldn't be talking trash about Miku.
[12:33] Boss
    Looks like it'll be a while before
    I can let you in the kitchen.
[12:36] Boss
    Oh, that reminds me...
[12:38] Boss
    Uesugi-kun, you can leave now.
[12:42] Futaro
    No...
[12:43] Futaro
    Are you firing me?
[12:44] Boss
    We're closing at noon today.
[12:47] Boss
    We're renting the shop out
    for a movie shoot.
[12:51] Futaro
    You could have told me sooner.
[12:54] Person A
    Hello!
[12:56] Person A
    Looking forward to working with you today.
[12:58] Boss
    If the movie takes off,
[13:00] ---
    the fans will be coming in
    droves to visit the site.
[13:04] Boss
    We'll have a pick with our business name
    in the cakes that will be on the screen.
[13:10] Futaro
    I wish I had his insatiable hunger.
[13:14] Person A
    That looks so good.
[13:15] Person B
    I look forward to working with you.
[13:17] Boss
    H-Hi.
[13:19] Futaro
    I should go home.
[13:24] Ichika
    Thank you for having us.
[13:30] Director
    Scene 37-4.
[13:32] Director
    Action!
[13:34] Ichika
    I've always wanted to try this cake shop.
[13:40] Person A
    Now's not the time, Tamako!
[13:43] Ichika
    Huh? What do you mean?
[13:45] Person B
    That's the cursed reply.
[13:48] Person C
    They say if you get one, you die.
[13:51] Ichika
    I'm too dumb to know
    what you're talking about.
[13:56] Ichika
    Let's just have some cake!
[14:05] Futaro
    What, Tamako-chan?
[14:07] Ichika
    Futaro-kun,
[14:09] ---
    would you mind not watching?
    It's embarrassing.
[14:12] Futaro
    Why would you take up embarrassing work?
[14:14] Ichika
    I'm trying not to tell the others,
[14:17] ---
    but we're running out of savings.
[14:19] Ichika
    I mean, it turns out food and power
    is a lot more expensive than I thought.
[14:24] Ichika
    So I decided to accept any work I can find.
[14:28] Ichika
    I have to be strong for the girls.
[14:31] Ichika
    So don't try to stop me.
[14:33] Futaro
    I'm not going to dismiss your efforts.
[14:36] Futaro
    And I'm grateful to you for giving me
    an opportunity to continue tutoring.
[14:42] Futaro
    But I'm sure you could do better.
[14:45] Futaro
    Isn't this job still pretty unprofitable
    for how much it ties you down?
[14:51] Person A
    Nakano-san, we're ready to start rolling.
[14:54] Ichika
    Coming.
[15:00] Ichika
    Yummy!
[15:03] Director
    Cut!
[15:04] Director
    That was good.
[15:05] Director
    That one was good, but why
    don't we try another take?
[15:08] Ichika
    Okay.
[15:10] Futaro
    I wish the others could see her
    being so ditzy.
[15:14] Person A
    I hope you don't mind us using
    this pie for one more take.
[15:18] Futaro
    Sure.
[15:21] Futaro
    The pick's missing.
[15:25] Futaro
    It's the dud that I made!
[15:27] Director
    Ready! Action!
[15:36] Ichika
    Yummy!
[15:39] Director
    Nice! That was great!
[15:49] Futaro
    You got Problem 5 wrong.
[15:53] Ichika
    You caught me.
[15:55] Futaro
    You don't have anything to hide.
[15:57] Ichika
    These things are only cool
    when done in secret.
SIGN    Final script
SIGN    Nakano Ichika
[16:01] Futaro
    Are you done with your script?
[16:03] Ichika
    Yeah.
[16:04] Ichika
    I memorized the whole thing already.
[16:06] Futaro
    Why can't you use that skill for studying?
[16:10] Ichika
    The curse kills me in the first part,
    so I don't have that many lines.
[16:14] Futaro
    You die a lot, huh?
[16:17] Ichika
    Oh, yeah.
[16:19] Ichika
    Is the cake here all right?
[16:21] Ichika
    If I'm being kind, it was unique.
[16:23] Ichika
    If I'm being brutal, it was
    like Miku's home cooking.
[16:26] Futaro
    Sorry about that.
[16:28] Futaro
    But you saved my skin.
[16:30] Futaro
    That was an impressive lie.
[16:31] Futaro
    You surprise me.
[16:33] Ichika
    It's called acting.
[16:35] Futaro
    It's true that you surprised me, though.
[16:39] Futaro
    I mean, well...
[16:42] Futaro
    Y-You're kind of growing into
    your job as an actress.
[16:45] Futaro
    She's asleep!
[16:47] Futaro
    Jeez.
[16:49] Futaro
    She almost had me saying
    something smug to her.
[16:52] Futaro
    Man, I'm amazed you can hide your
    embarrassment in front of so many people.
[16:58] Futaro
    I really wish the others could see you.
[17:02] Futaro
    Good work, Ichika.
[17:07] Ichika
    I hate that I'm even acting
    in this moment...
[17:11] Ichika
    Now I really am lying.
[17:14] Ichika
    But I couldn't let him see my face right now.
SIGN    Hikarihime
    Delicious Rice
    First-class
[17:26] Futaro
    So heavy!
[17:27] Futaro
    Stay calm...
[17:28] Futaro
    Remember your mechanics! The most
    efficient way of carrying this load is...
[17:33] Futaro
    I can't!
[17:34] Futaro
    I'll carry it.
[17:37] Nino
    Hurry up, you bag handlers.
[17:41] Futaro
    Jeez.
[17:42] Futaro
    Why'd you call me out at this hour?
[17:45] Nino
    They're having a sale today.
[17:47] Nino
    And you should be able
    to carry that yourself.
[17:49] Futaro
    You carry it, then.
[17:51] Nino
    Oh, right...
[17:53] Nino
    Miku asked me to buy these.
[17:55] Futaro
    She's eating all that?
[17:57] Nino
    You're pretty dense for
    someone who's so smart.
[18:00] Yotsuba
    It's so early, too. It's only January.
[18:03] Nino
    Okay, let's go.
[18:05] Yotsuba
    Wait, Nino.
[18:08] Yotsuba
    Can you hold this for a sec?
[18:09] ---
    Hey—
[18:13] Futaro
    I told you!
[18:14] Futaro
    Hold on tight.
[18:18] Yotsuba
    There.
[18:19] Yotsuba
    Sorry, Nino.
[18:21] Nino
    Y-Yeah.
[18:28] Nino
    Something's weird lately.
[18:30] Nino
    Maybe I haven't gotten over Kintaro-kun yet.
[18:36] Nino
    It doesn't make sense otherwise.
[18:38] Nino
    Yeah.
[18:40] Nino
    There's no way...
[18:42] Nino
    There's no way this guy's my prince!
[18:48] Futaro
    What?
[18:49] Nino
    Nothing.
[18:50] Yotsuba
    Nino, look.
[18:56] Dad
    Excuse me.
[18:57] Dad
    Bring us every kind of sandwich you have.
[19:00] Person A
    Certainly.
[19:00] Itsuki
    Don't worry about me.
[19:03] Dad
    You don't want anything?
[19:06] Itsuki
    I'll take them. Thank you.
[19:08] Dad
    Good girl.
[19:10] Dad
    You're amenable and quick
    to understand, Itsuki-kun.
[19:13] Dad
    I believe that's what is meant
    when one is called "intelligent."
[19:20] Nino
    I knew it. It's Dad.
[19:22] Yotsuba
    Why is he with Itsuki?
[19:24] Futaro
    That was definitely him.
[19:26] Futaro
    That was him at the hospital back then.
[19:30] Futaro
    That man is their father?
[19:34] Dad
    Now, Itsuki-kun...
[19:36] Dad
    I'll turn a blind eye to the mistake
    you girls have made.
[19:40] Dad
    Come back home with the others immediately.
[19:42] Dad
    Inform all of your sisters.
[19:45] Itsuki
    Does that include him as well?
[19:49] Dad
    You mean Uesugi-kun?
[19:51] Dad
    This is a family matter.
[19:53] Dad
    He's an outsider in every sense.
[19:56] Dad
    And, to be honest,
[19:58] Dad
    I hate him.
[20:03] Itsuki
    That's so childish!
[20:05] Nino
    What did you do to Dad?
[20:07] Futaro
    I-I dunno.
[20:08] Futaro
    G-Gee, I'm not sure.
[20:11] Itsuki
    We can't go home yet.
[20:13] Itsuki
    He's far too involved in this
    to call him an outsider.
[20:18] Dad
    Then how about this:
[20:19] ---
    I'll allow Uesugi-kun back into the home,
[20:22] ---
    and ask him to continue tutoring.
[20:26] Dad
    But he'll be working alongside
    a professional tutor.
[20:30] Dad
    He'll be acting as her support.
[20:33] Itsuki
    But we're all working so hard.
[20:36] Dad
    Do you even suppose, if Uesugi-kun was
    brought back in as your tutor as before,
[20:41] ---
    that Yotsuba-kun could earn a passing grade?
[20:48] Dad
    From what I've seen of her grades in
    the second term, I have very little hope.
[20:55] Nino
    No.
[20:57] Nino
    You'll only make things worse if you go.
[21:00] Futaro
    But...
[21:04] Itsuki
    Y-You're right.
[21:08] Itsuki
    We'll have a better chance with two tutors.
[21:11] Yotsuba
    We can do it.
[21:13] Itsuki
    Yotsuba!
[21:14] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san and the five of us can do it.
[21:18] Yotsuba
    I want the six of us to pull it off.
[21:21] Yotsuba
    So please, believe in us.
[21:23] Yotsuba
    We won't make the same mistake again.
[21:26] Dad
    And if you do?
[21:29] Dad
    I would rather not say this out loud,
[21:32] ---
    but I've made an arrangement
    with an acquaintance
[21:34] ---
    who is a board member at a high school that
    would allow you to enroll as third-years.
[21:39] Dad
    If you fail on the next exam,
    I'll have you transfer to that school.
[21:44] Dad
    If you insist on doing things your way,
    the responsibility is all yours.
[21:48] Dad
    I hope you understand.
[21:52] Itsuki
    Understood.
[21:55] Dad
    I knew you would, Itsuki-kun.
[21:58] ---
    Then I'll finalize the arrangements.
[22:00] Itsuki
    No.
[22:02] Itsuki
    We'll accept the condition that we
    transfer schools if we don't make it.
[22:05] Itsuki
    I'm sorry I'm not an amenable,
    understanding, intelligent child.
[22:14] Dad
    It seems that the duty of a parent is to
    hear the selfish demands of their children.
[22:19] Dad
    And it's also the duty of a parent
    to scold their selfishness.
[22:23] Dad
    This is your last chance.
SIGN    Episode 6:
SIGN    The Last Exam
SIGN    "The Last Exam."

6 - The Last Exam

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[00:00] Dad
    This is your last chance.
[00:06] Futaro
    He's gone.
[00:08] Itsuki
    Uesugi-kun! Did you see all that?
[00:11] Futaro
    He's as scary a dad as I imagined.
[00:14] Nino
    Yeah.
[00:16] Nino
    He's absolutely in the right.
[00:18] Nino
    But some things matter more than being right.
[00:21] Futaro
    I never thought he'd bring up transferring.
[00:25] Futaro
    Now I really can't afford to fail.
[00:27] Itsuki
    I'm sorry for getting you caught up
    in our family matters.
[00:32] Yotsuba
    I don't want to transfer.
[00:34] Futaro
    But that's not my concern.
[00:37] Futaro
    Whether it's your circumstances,
    or your family's circumstances,
[00:40] ---
    or your previous school,
    or this transfer ultimatum...
[00:43] Futaro
    None of it matters.
[00:44] Futaro
    I'm going to do as I please.
[00:47] Futaro
    And I'm going to make you all pass!
[00:49] Futaro
    I'm going to make you all graduate
    with your heads held high.
[00:52] Futaro
    That's all I'm thinking about!
[00:56] Itsuki
    That's encouraging.
SIGN    The Last Exam
SIGN    Final Exams
[01:05] Itsuki
    I have my promise with Father,
[01:08] ---
    but unless I can pass this exam
    and move on to the next grade,
[01:13] ---
    my dreams won't matter.
[01:15] Miku
    Passing isn't my only goal on this exam.
[01:19] Miku
    I decided back on that day that
    I would beat my sisters.
[01:25] Ichika
    Don't think about anything else.
[01:27] Ichika
    I need to focus on passing.
[01:31] Nino
    This can't be...
[01:33] Nino
    This can't be happening.
[01:34] Nino
    Me? With him*, of all people?
[01:37] Yotsuba
    I've kept messing up until now.
[01:40] Yotsuba
    But please, gods of studying,
    give me your strength this time.
[01:46] Yotsuba
    We all worked so hard together!
[01:53] Futaro
    We have two months until final exams.
[01:55] Futaro
    Let's get started with our lessons, everyone!
[01:58] Itsuki
    Please do begin!
[02:00] Itsuki
    And find out for us what we
    need to do to pass the exams!
[02:04] Futaro
    Y-Yeah.
[02:06] Futaro
    I'm glad you're enthusiastic.
[02:07] Futaro
    Anyway, let's start.
[02:09] Futaro
    Our goal is to get over 30 percent!
[02:12] Nino
    What's the matter?
[02:14] Itsuki
    Maybe he's been reading something dirty.
[02:17] Futaro
    It's her fault.
[02:19] Futaro
    She's been force feeding me
    chocolates lately for some reason.
[02:22] Miku
    I brought some again.
[02:24] Nino
    Hey, I've been craving something sweet.
[02:27] Miku
    I'm not giving you any.
[02:28] Nino
    What? Quit being so greedy.
[02:33] Miku
    I'm not.
[02:34] Miku
    Not yet.
[02:35] Miku
    Have all of these and tell me what you think.
[02:37] Futaro
    What kind of punishment is this?
[02:46] Ichika
    You're still up?
[02:48] Miku
    Ichika.
[02:49] Miku
    Did I wake you? Sorry.
[02:51] Ichika
    You must have a good idea of
    Futaro-kun's tastes by now.
[02:56] Miku
    So you realized.
[02:58] Miku
    I don't like sweet stuff,
    so I don't know what to do.
SIGN    Menacing
[03:02] Miku
    I'm making test batches.
[03:04] Ichika
    Uh...
[03:05] Ichika
    I see a skull icon.
[03:07] Miku
    This is the safe kind of skull icon.
[03:10] Ichika
    What's a "safe kind" of skull icon?
[03:12] Ichika
    Why don't you try a simpler recipe?
[03:15] Ichika
    Just melt and mold it.
[03:20] Ichika
    I'm not particularly good at cooking, either.
[03:23] Ichika
    Oh, right.
[03:25] Ichika
    I know someone who's a great cook.
[03:29] Ichika
    Why don't you have them teach you?
[03:32] Futaro
    We're a week into the third term.
[03:35] Futaro
    We have a Sunday to work with.
[03:37] Futaro
    Now's the time to buckle down.
[03:39] Futaro
    So why isn't Itsuki here?!
[03:41] Futaro
    "Please do begin!"
[03:42] Futaro
    "And find out for us"...
[03:44] Futaro
    What ever happened to that?!
[03:46] Ichika
    There, there.
[03:47] Miku
    Calm down.
[03:48] Yotsuba
    Where did she go, though?
[03:51] Nino
    Itsuki has that thing, remember?
[03:54] Nino
    It's that day for her.
[03:57] Futaro
    Huh? What are you talking about?
[03:59] Futaro
    Just say it!
[04:00] Miku
    He's asking straight-up.
[04:02] Ichika
    You sure are insensitive, aren't you?
[04:06] Yotsuba
    Well, it's hard to talk about, but...
SIGN    Menacing
[04:10] Futaro
    What is it?
[04:11] Futaro
    Is it more important than exams?
[04:14] Futaro
    If it isn't, I'll kill her.
[04:17] Yotsuba
    Well...
[04:19] Yotsuba
    A girl has...
[04:19] Nino
    No, it's the day Mother died.
[04:24] Futaro
    But wait, she was your mother, too.
[04:28] Yotsuba
    To be accurate, it isn't today.
[04:31] Yotsuba
    Mother passed away on August 14th.
[04:35] Futaro
    So, like, the monthiversary?
[04:37] Nino
    Yeah.
[04:38] Nino
    She's devoted to visiting her grave
    every month on the fourteenth.
[04:43] Futaro
    Devoted, huh?
[04:46] Futaro
    Itsuki, is that really the only reason?
[04:50] Itsuki
    Am I ever going to be like you, Mother?
[04:55] Shimoda
    Hey, I don't see other people here often.
[04:59] Itsuki
    Um...
[05:01] Itsuki
    Nice to meet you.
[05:03] Shimoda
    Sensei?
[05:07] Shimoda
    Sorry, you look so much like Sensei,
    I thought you were her.
[05:13] Shimoda
    But thinking about it,
    she's been dead for a long time.
[05:17] Shimoda
    That's not a nice thing to say
    in front of her daughter, huh?
[05:20] Shimoda
    Forgive me.
[05:22] Shimoda
    There must be a reason
    we bumped into each other here.
[05:24] Shimoda
    I'll buy you as much as you like, to show
    my appreciation for your mother.
[05:28] Itsuki
    A-As much as I like?!
[05:36] Itsuki
    U-Um...
[05:37] Itsuki
    Shimoda-san, are you my mother's...
[05:39] Shimoda
    I was her student.
[05:41] Shimoda
    I've lost count of how
    many times she smacked me.
[05:45] Itsuki
    That's the thing.
[05:46] Itsuki
    Could you please tell me
    what kind of person my mother was?
[05:50] Shimoda
    You don't remember?
[05:52] Shimoda
    It was only five years ago.
    Surely you were old enough.
[05:54] Itsuki
    Yes, but...
[05:57] Itsuki
    I only know how my mother was at home.
[06:00] Itsuki
    I want to know what kind of
    person she was as a teacher.
[06:06] Shimoda
    She was unfriendly. She never
    tried to be nice to students.
[06:10] Shimoda
    I never saw her smile at school.
[06:15] Itsuki
    The students must have been
    terrified of her, then.
[06:18] Shimoda
    Nope. Believe it or not, we weren't.
[06:22] Shimoda
    She could be as fierce
    and expressionless as she pleased.
[06:26] Shimoda
    Hell, we loved her for it.
[06:28] Shimoda
    Sensei was just that damn super beautiful.
[06:33] Itsuki
    Super beautiful?
[06:36] Shimoda
    She even had a fan club.
[06:38] Shimoda
    The boys at school were utterly smitten.
[06:41] Itsuki
    Utterly smitten? Really?
[06:43] Shimoda
    Given how much you resemble her,
    you're probably popular, too.
[06:46] Itsuki
    M-Me? Absolutely not!
[06:48] Shimoda
    Anyway, she was so pretty
    that even I fell for her.
[06:53] Shimoda
    We delinquents revered her
    for her expressionless wallops.
[07:00] Shimoda
    But there was always a certain
    righteousness to it.
[07:04] Shimoda
    We'd eventually fall in love with
    more than just her appearance.
[07:08] Shimoda
    All I remember of her for the entire year
    was how she scolded us.
[07:12] Shimoda
    But without that year,
[07:15] ---
    I wouldn't have wanted to be a teacher
    or become a cram school instructor.
[07:23] Itsuki
    You've helped me come to
    a decision, Shimoda-san.
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[07:27] Itsuki
    If I can follow in my mother's footsteps,
    just like you did,
[07:31] ---
    then my answer is obvious.
[07:34] Shimoda
    Just a second.
[07:36] Shimoda
    It's great that you admire your mother.
[07:39] Shimoda
    And there's nothing wrong with trying
    to become like someone you admire.
[07:44] Shimoda
    That's what I did, too.
[07:46] Shimoda
    But you aren't just trying to
    become your mother, are you?
[07:51] Shimoda
    There are plenty of other ways to do that.
[07:53] Shimoda
    That said, no one has the right to tell
    you what what your dreams should be.
[07:58] Shimoda
    Go for it, if there's a reason
    you want to become a teacher.
[08:03] Itsuki
    I...
[08:12] Nino
    Huh?
[08:13] Nino
    What are you doing all by yourself?
[08:14] Miku
    Nino.
[08:16] Miku
    I thought you had a study group
    at school today.
[08:19] Nino
    Ichika made me come back.
[08:21] Miku
    Wait, are you the person
    she was talking about?
[08:25] Ichika
    Go get 'em, Miku.
[08:27] Ichika
    Now she'll have no trouble*
    giving him V-Day chocolates.
[08:31] Ichika
    As dense as he is,
    even Futaro-kun's sure to be surprised.
[08:36] Ichika
    Why did I end up liking him?
[08:39] Futaro
    What are you doing?
[08:40] Futaro
    Are you all right?
[08:41] Ichika
    Futaro?!
[08:43] Nino
    What was that?
[08:47] Futaro
    What the heck are you doing?
[08:48] Ichika
    Shoot.
[08:49] Ichika
    Wh-Wh-Why...
[08:51] Futaro
    Yotsuba said she forgot her reference
    book at home, so I'm here to get it.
[08:55] Ichika
    O-Oh, I think I threw that away the other day.
[08:59] Futaro
    What?!
[09:00] Ichika
    I'll go buy another one.
[09:01] Futaro
    Hey!
[09:01] Ichika
    Come with me.
[09:04] Nino
    What is this?!
[09:05] Nino
    It looks disgusting.
[09:06] Nino
    This is horrible.
[09:08] Nino
    Who's going to enjoy anything like this?
[09:11] Nino
    You're a double whammy of bad taste buds
    and bad with your hands.
[09:14] Nino
    Just give up and buy some
    chocolates from the store.
[09:18] Miku
    Shut up!
[09:21] Miku
    Shut up.
[09:25] Nino
    They say love is the best ingredient, though.
[09:26] Nino
    All that matters is that you made it.
[09:28] Nino
    Besides, it's a bit endearing
    if it's not perfect.
[09:31] Nino
    This one's cute, like a bug!
[09:34] Miku
    Futaro won't eat my food lately.
[09:38] Miku
    I think I know why.
[09:40] Miku
    And I know I'm not good at it.
[09:43] Miku
    But I want to.
[09:45] Miku
    I want to make chocolates
    that he can't resist.
[09:49] Miku
    I'd like you to teach me.
[09:51] Miku
    Please.
[09:55] ---
    All the moisture's gone.
[09:57] Nino
    You're turning up the heat too much.
[09:59] Nino
    And you used dairy cream without
    heating it up first, didn't you?
[10:03] Nino
    The texture's awful.
[10:05] Nino
    Jeez.
[10:06] Nino
    What a pain.
[10:09] Nino
    Get set up.
[10:17] Nino
    You're such a pain, you know that?
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[10:23] Futaro
    Found it. It's this one.
[10:25] Ichika
    Boohoo...
[10:26] Ichika
    Why is this happening?
[10:29] Futaro
    It's pretty expensive.
[10:30] Futaro
    Can you afford it?
[10:31] Ichika
    U-Um...
[10:33] Ichika
    Don't worry about it.
[10:34] Ichika
    I'll go buy it.
[10:36] Ichika
    Huh?
[10:37] Ichika
    What about that book?
[10:38] Futaro
    Oh, this is...
[10:40] Ichika
    Is it actually something dirty?!
[10:42] Futaro
    Hey!
SIGN    How to Become
    A Good Teacher
[10:44] Futaro
    I haven't decided to buy it yet.
[10:46] Ichika
    Wow.
[10:47] Ichika
    You want to become a good teacher, huh?
[10:49] Futaro
    Sh-Shut up!
[10:50] Ichika
    Don't be shy about it.
[10:52] Ichika
    I'll buy it for you along
    with the reference book.
[10:55] Futaro
    I can buy it myself.
[10:56] Ichika
    Don't worry about it.
[10:58] Ichika
    We might really end up failing this time.
[11:03] Futaro
    "This time"?
[11:04] Ichika
    Huh? Don't you know?
[11:09] Ichika
    It really was expensive.
[11:11] Ichika
    I don't have much left in savings, too.
[11:14] Ichika
    But if it'll make Futaro-kun happy...
[11:18] Ichika
    No, no!
[11:20] Ichika
    This isn't a healthy relationship.
[11:22] Ichika
    If we were to start going out,
[11:24] Ichika
    I could totally see myself spoiling him
    by spending on him all the time.
[11:32] Ichika
    So I have to give up on him.
[11:34] Ichika
    Yeah, that's the right call.
[11:37] Futaro
    You bought it?
[11:38] Ichika
    Yeah.
[11:39] Ichika
    We're done shopping.
[11:40] Ichika
    Let's go.
[11:42] Futaro
    What happened to your hand?
[11:45] Ichika
    I hit it back at the apartment.
[11:47] Ichika
    It doesn't hurt that much, so don't worry.
[11:52] Futaro
    You're so clumsy.
[11:55] Futaro
    Be careful.
[11:56] Ichika
    Okay.
[11:59] Ichika
    I guess this side of him
    is exactly why.
[12:06] Ichika
    And he keeps doing this when I know
    I shouldn't fall any harder for him!
[12:12] Futaro
    Listen carefully, everyone.
[12:14] Futaro
    The point here isn't to answer
    with what the author is thinking.
[12:17] Futaro
    It's to write what you, as the readers, feel.
[12:22] Futaro
    Damn it, we've hit a wall.
[12:25] Miku
    Um...
[12:27] Miku
    What is it that I felt?
[12:30] Futaro
    I did think we'd come to
    this point eventually.
[12:33] Futaro
    This is my limit as someone
    who doesn't have the nous of a teacher.
[12:37] Futaro
    I don't know what it is that they don't know!
[12:39] Futaro
    I don't know how to teach them!
[12:41] Futaro
    How cruel it is that our IQs must differ so!
[12:44] Nino
    I'm just guessing, but I have a
    feeling he's thinking something rude.
[12:48] Ichika
    I don't think we can focus anymore,
    let alone answer these questions.
[12:54] Itsuki
    We've been studying nonstop for days.
[12:57] Yotsuba
    I-I can still keep going!
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[13:02] Futaro
    "Cramming too much is counterproductive."
[13:05] Futaro
    I see. They need an occasional reward.
[13:10] Futaro
    Let's take the afternoon off.
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[13:23] Itsuki
    Let's ride that one next!
[13:25] Ichika
    Give me a second, Itsuki-chan.
[13:28] Nino
    Huh? Where did Yotsuba go?
[13:32] Miku
    She says she's in the washroom
    with a stomach ache.
[13:34] Futaro
    Why doesn't she just say so?
[13:38] Futaro
    Bathroom break for me, too.
[13:39] Nino
    Sure.
[13:40] Nino
    Catch up with us later.
[13:41] Futaro
    Okay.
[13:46] Nino
    What?
[13:48] Miku
    Nothing.
[13:52] Person A
    Just how many laps are you doing?
[13:55] Futaro
    I'm getting on.
[13:56] Person A
    Huh? That one's occupied.
[13:58] Futaro
    Mind if I join you?
[14:01] Yotsuba
    F-Feel free.
[14:05] Yotsuba
    I thought I was doing a good job hiding.
[14:08] Yotsuba
    How did I get found?
[14:10] Futaro
    Because I saw that.
SIGN    Dead giveaway
[14:13] Yotsuba
    The ribbon was out of the bag!
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[14:17] Futaro
    You were studying here?
[14:19] Yotsuba
    Yes.
[14:20] Yotsuba
    I thought I could keep going,
    since I have more stamina than the others.
[14:24] Yotsuba
    Also, the secret is that I'm the
    biggest dummy of the five of us.
[14:29] Futaro
    We all know.
[14:30] Futaro
    You should take a break.
[14:32] Futaro
    We spent money to come to the amusement park.
[14:35] Yotsuba
    No.
[14:36] Yotsuba
    You don't have any idea how dumb I am.
[14:41] Yotsuba
    Do you know why we transferred to this school?
[14:45] Futaro
    Ichika told me.
[14:47] Futaro
    You were about to flunk.
[14:52] Yotsuba
    Our high school was what you
    would call a prestigious one.
[14:57] Yotsuba
    It wasn't unusual for people to be
    held back a year if they failed an exam.
[15:03] Yotsuba
    Naturally, we failed.
[15:05] Futaro
    Don't make it sound natural!
[15:07] Yotsuba
    We were given a chance to retake
    the exams, so we all tried our best.
[15:12] Futaro
    Don't tell me...
[15:15] Futaro
    You were the only one who failed?
[15:17] Yotsuba
    That's our Uesugi-san.
[15:19] Yotsuba
    You get everything right.
[15:21] Futaro
    Yotsuba was the only one who failed.
[15:24] Futaro
    And yet they all transferred.
[15:28] Yotsuba
    They all came along with me.
[15:31] Yotsuba
    They never so much as frowned.
[15:34] Futaro
    Is that from what you were taught
    about staying together?
[15:38] Futaro
    That's helped them through tough times,
[15:41] Futaro
    but it's certainly shackling them as well.
[15:45] Yotsuba
    So, please...
[15:47] Yotsuba
    Let me study as much as I can.
[15:50] Yotsuba
    I don't want to drag the others down anymore.
[15:54] Futaro
    I told you, we're taking the day off.
[15:57] Futaro
    That said, we have nothing to do for
    the remaining half of the lap.
[16:01] Futaro
    I'm bored. Let's study. Man-to-man.
[16:07] Yotsuba
    Okay!
[16:07] Futaro
    This is a good opportunity.
[16:09] Futaro
    I'm going to make sure you understand
    that Japanese passage from earlier.
[16:14] Yotsuba
    Oh, that's okay.
[16:16] Yotsuba
    I figured it out.
[16:19] Futaro
    Let's see.
[16:21] Futaro
    You did.
[16:23] Futaro
    The other girls had so much trouble here.
[16:26] Futaro
    Yotsuba!
[16:26] Yotsuba
    Ack!
[16:27] Yotsuba
    When you said man-to-man, you didn't
    mean mouth-to-mouth, did you?
[16:31] Yotsuba
    What happened on New Year's was an accident!
[16:33] Futaro
    I'm beginning to see the light.
[16:35] Futaro
    Your father's right.
[16:38] Futaro
    If someone can help me,
    I think we can make it work.
[16:40] Yotsuba
    Could you, uh, dumb that down for me?
[16:44] Futaro
    You'll teach Japanese with me.
[16:47] Yotsuba
    Me?
[16:49] Yotsuba
    I can't! I can't!
[16:50] Futaro
    You can!
[16:52] Futaro
    I've always known from your exam results that
    you each have different areas of expertise.
[16:56] Futaro
    Miku is good at Socials Studies.
[16:58] Futaro
    Itsuki is good at Science.
[16:59] Futaro
    And you, Yotsuba, are good at Japanese.
[17:04] Yotsuba
    I am?
[17:06] Futaro
    You don't have to do anything special.
[17:09] Futaro
    Just say what's on your mind.
[17:11] Futaro
    If you can do it, the other four can, too.
[17:16] Futaro
    You're quintuplets.
[17:20] Yotsuba
    I can be useful to everyone,
    even if I'm stupid?
[17:24] Futaro
    Sorry you're having to make up
    for my failings as a teacher.
[17:26] Futaro
    From now on, we'll all be
    teachers and students together.
[17:30] Yotsuba
    There's something an idiot like me can do?
[17:33] Futaro
    Yeah, there's a job only you can do.
[17:37] Yotsuba
    I'm not just going to drag everyone down?
[17:40] Futaro
    That's right.
[17:41] Futaro
    This time,
[17:43] Futaro
    you'll be pulling everyone forward.
[17:50] Yotsuba
    Okay.
[17:52] Yotsuba
    I can handle this!
[17:53] Yotsuba
    I'll make sure the others pass!
[17:56] Futaro
    Hold it.
[17:57] Futaro
    Don't forget that you're the biggest danger.
[18:06] Futaro
    You really do come here every month.
[18:09] Itsuki
    Why are you here?
[18:12] Itsuki
    Your plan to have everyone be a tutor
    is showing positive signs.
[18:17] Itsuki
    I realized you can learn some things better
    by teaching than by being taught.
[18:23] Futaro
    Are you telling me you don't need me anymore?
[18:28] Itsuki
    I'm appreciating what you taught us.
[18:32] Itsuki
    Thank you.
[18:35] Itsuki
    How does it feel to be thanked
    by someone you taught?
[18:39] Futaro
    Jeez, that's so patronizing.
[18:41] Itsuki
    I...
[18:43] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    Wow, that makes so much sense.
[18:46] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    Thanks, Itsuki!
[18:50] Itsuki
    I want to cherish that feeling.
[18:54] Itsuki
    Mother, I'm going to work
    toward becoming a teacher.
[19:03] Miku
    It took me all night to make chocolates.
[19:06] Itsuki
    Miku.
[19:07] Itsuki
    Good morning.
[19:09] Futaro
    You and Nino both stay in bed way too late.
[19:12] Miku
    Futaro.
[19:13] Miku
    You're here.
[19:15] Miku
    I wish you'd told me you were coming over.
[19:17] Miku
    I'm glad you're here, though.
[19:19] Miku
    Huh?
[19:20] Miku
    Where'd the chocolates go?
[19:22] Futaro
    Oh, those?
[19:24] Futaro
    I ate them, as always.
[19:27] Futaro
    They were good.
[19:32] Miku
    Th-Thanks.
[19:34] Miku
    About those chocolates...
[19:36] Futaro
    Miku, there's something
    I should let you know.
[19:40] Futaro
    You're number one.
[19:42] Miku
    Number one?
[19:44] Miku
    What do you mean by that?
[19:46] Futaro
    The mock exam we did
    the other day, of course!
[19:49] Futaro
    You got the highest score!
[19:52] Miku
    Oh.
[19:52] Miku
    Cool.
[19:53] Futaro
    I'm beginning to see some hope!
[19:57] Miku
    I'm going to keep trying.
[20:00] Miku
    Just watch me, Futaro.
[20:04] Ichika
    So cold.
[20:06] Miku
    Ichika.
[20:08] Miku
    Long day at work, huh?
[20:10] Ichika
    What are you doing?
[20:11] Ichika
    How'd it go today?
[20:14] Miku
    Aren't you giving Futaro any chocolates?
[20:18] Ichika
    Wh-What brings that up?
[20:20] Ichika
    I mean, I'd feel bad for him if no one did.
[20:24] Ichika
    I thought about buying him some.
[20:27] Ichika
    But I figured it's all good
    if you're going to.
[20:29] Miku
    What do you mean, "all good"?
[20:32] Miku
    Futaro doesn't see us as girls at all.
[20:37] Miku
    I've always known it, but to him,
[20:40] Miku
    we're all just students.
[20:42] Ichika
    Miku...
[20:43] Miku
    That's why I made up my mind.
[20:45] Miku
    I'm going to pass this final exam.
[20:48] Miku
    And I'm going to get the
    highest scores of all of us.
[20:53] Miku
    And if I can gain confidence and
    graduate from being his student,
[20:58] ---
    I'm going to really tell him
    that I have feelings for him.
[21:03] Ichika
    Th-That sounds good.
[21:06] Ichika
    If that's your way of keeping
    yourself disciplined...
[21:10] Ichika
    I'm sure you can do it.
[21:11] Miku
    I'm not going to wait for you.
[21:15] Miku
    This is a race.
[21:17] Ichika
    Yeah.
[21:19] Ichika
    I can't be slacking off either, though.
[21:23] Ichika
    So work hard.
[21:26] Ichika
    Miku keeps changing.
[21:34] Ichika
    I'm beat...
[21:35] Ichika
    I should sleep and continue tomorrow.
[21:37] (Flashback) Ichika
    These times aren't going to last forever.
[21:42] Ichika
    A little more!
[21:46] Ichika
    Just a little more.
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[21:59] Futaro
    Yotsuba!
[22:01] Futaro
    How did the exams go?
[22:04] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san.
[22:06] Yotsuba
    Thank you.
[22:08] Yotsuba
    I feel vindicated for the first time.
SIGN    Pass
SIGN    Well Done
[22:16] Ichika
    Yotsuba!
[22:17] Ichika
    You did it!
[22:19] Miku
    Congrats.
[22:21] Yotsuba
    These are the highest scores I've ever gotten.
[22:24] Yotsuba
    I just barely passed with
    a total score of 184, though.
[22:27] Ichika
    I scored 224 total.
[22:30] Ichika
    I'm going to have to work on
    the subjects that I nearly failed.
SIGN    Pass
SIGN    Well Done
[22:36] Miku
    I got 238.
[22:39] Yotsuba
    Wow!
SIGN    Pass
SIGN    Well Done
[22:43] Itsuki
    I knew you could do it, Miku.
[22:45] Yotsuba
    Ichika's here, too.
[22:47] Ichika
    I'm here.
[22:47] Futaro
    Miku.
[22:48] Futaro
    I'm impressed.
[22:50] Futaro
    I knew you had the most potential.
[22:53] Miku
    Futaro...
[22:55] ---
    I...
[22:57] Yotsuba
    What was your total score, Ichika?
[22:59] Ichika
    Um...
[23:01] Ichika
    240.
[23:04] Yotsuba
    Which means...
[23:06] Itsuki
    You scored the highest, Ichika!
[23:08] Ichika
    Oh, did I?
[23:10] Ichika
    Yay.
SIGN    Pass
SIGN    Well Done
[23:14] Cake Boss
    Congratulations on passing your exams.
[23:16] Cake Boss
    Let's celebrate.
[23:18] Cake Boss
    Have as much as you like.
    I'll deduct the bill from Uesugi-kun's pay.
[23:22] Futaro
    Oh, boss, you're so funny.
[23:25] Yotsuba
    Thank you.
[23:27] Ichika
    We're still missing one person, though.
[23:29] Yotsuba
    The girl with the pigtails came
    earlier and left this with me.
[23:35] Futaro
    Also, she had a message for you.
[23:39] (Flashback) Nino
    Congratulations.
[23:41] (Flashback) Nino
    I have no more use for you now.
SIGN    Pass
SIGN    Well Done
[23:45] Yotsuba
    Yay!
[23:46] Itsuki
    We all made it through!
[23:50] Yotsuba
    Hey, where are you going?
[23:52] Futaro
    This is a celebration for everyone.
[23:55] Futaro
    I'm going to go get Nino.
SIGN    Episode 7:
SIGN    Begin the Offensive
[24:01] Ichika
    "Begin the Offensive."
SIGN    

7 - Begin the Offensive

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[00:04] Nino
    Don't try to remember.
[00:10] Nino
    He doesn't
[00:13] ---
    think anything of me.
[00:18] Nino
    So I'm not going to see him anymore.
[00:23] Q's Dad
    You're back, Nino-kun.
[00:25] Nino
    Dad.
[00:26] Nino
    I told you to stop calling me that.
    It creeps me out.
[00:30] Q's Dad
    Sorry about that, Nino.
[00:32] Q's Dad
    I just received word that
    you all passed the exams.
[00:36] Q's Dad
    The six of you managed to pull it off.
[00:39] Q's Dad
    Congratulations.
[00:40] Nino
    Th-Thanks.
[00:42] Q's Dad
    It seems I have no choice but
    to approve of Uesugi-kun.
[00:45] Q's Dad
    So from tomorrow on,
    he can come here to...
[00:47] Nino
    I'm not going to see him anymore.
[00:49] Nino
    Also, we've decided to stay at
    our new place for a while longer.
[00:53] Q's Dad
    What did you say?
[00:54] Nino
    We're not going to make Ichika
    do all the work, of course.
[00:57] Nino
    I'm going to get a job, too.
[00:59] Nino
    I'm not going to pretend we've
    become independent or anything.
[01:02] Nino
    I know we're not doing
    the right thing, either.
[01:04] Nino
    But I have a feeling that
    living like that will change us.
[01:09] Nino
    I feel like we've made some progress.
[01:13] Q's Dad
    I fail to understand.
[01:15] Q's Dad
    Abstract ideas like "progress"
    couldn't be less convincing.
[01:19] Q's Dad
    I've seen your so-called new home.
[01:23] Q's Dad
    To me, it looks like you've gone backwards.
[01:26] Q's Dad
    You mustn't have forgotten
    in just five years.
[01:30] Q's Dad
    You don't want to live
    like that anymore, do you?
[01:33] Q's Dad
    Stop being selfish and...
[01:37] Nino
    What?
[01:44] Futaro
    There you are, Nino.
[01:46] Futaro
    We're going back.
[01:49] Nino
    Wh-What is that?!
[01:51] Futaro
    Hurry up and get on.
[01:52] Futaro
    We need to get back before work.
[01:56] Q's Dad
    Nino.
[01:57] Q's Dad
    The path you're about to walk is a thorny one.
[02:00] Q's Dad
    It won't end well.
[02:02] Q's Dad
    You'll certainly going to regret it.
[02:05] Q's Dad
    Come with me.
[02:10] Nino
    Dad, just watch us.
[02:15] Nino
    Go.
[02:16] Futaro
    Erm...
[02:18] Futaro
    U-Uh...
[02:19] Futaro
    I'll be taking your daughter, sir.
[02:25] Q's Dad
    Ebata.
[02:26] Q's Dad
    It seems, happily, that my daughters
    have all passed the exams.
[02:31] Q's Dad
    Am I smiling like I should?
[02:33] Ebata
    Of course, sir.
[02:35] Q's Dad
    I see.
[02:37] Q's Dad
    Of course I am. I am their father, after all.
[02:42] Nino
    I thought I told you I was done with you.
[02:45] Futaro
    It seems that relationships
    require mutual input, unfortunately.
[02:50] Nino
    Huh? What?
[02:52] Nino
    And where did you get this bike?
[02:53] Futaro
    I borrowed it from my boss.
[02:57] Futaro
    I told you, I used to do deliveries.
[03:00] Futaro
    That's when I got my license.
[03:02] Nino
    I see.
[03:04] Nino
    You look shockingly tacky with it.
[03:07] Nino
    Aren't these your exam results?
[03:09] Futaro
    No! Don't look at that!
[03:11] Nino
    I bet it turns out that you
    got 100 in all subjects.
SIGN    Uesugi Futaro
    Japanese | Math | Science | Socials | English | Total
     89 97 94 91 88 459
[03:17] Nino
    You...
[03:19] Futaro
    Biggest failure of my life.
[03:21] Futaro
    I'm seriously embarrassed.
[03:22] Nino
    Is this our fault?
[03:24] Futaro
    It isn't.
[03:25] Futaro
    Never mind that. I'm going to floor it.
[03:27] Futaro
    Hang on tight.
[03:32] Futaro
    My long job as a tutor
    has come to a close today.
[03:38] Futaro
    Nino's right. I'm not needed anymore.
[03:41] Futaro
    This is the end of our relationship, too.
[03:44] Futaro
    I'll miss it. Won't you?
[03:49] Nino
    You're going so slow!
[03:51] Nino
    I thought you were going to floor it.
[03:52] Futaro
    What do you expect?
[03:54] Futaro
    I'm carrying a lot of weight.
[03:56] Nino
    Huh? Who are you calling heavy?!
[03:59] Nino
    Jeez, you drive me crazy.
[04:02] Nino
    You've always been like this.
[04:04] Nino
    A jerk of the highest order.
[04:07] Nino
    And, also...
[04:12] Nino
    I love you.
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets ∫∫
SIGN    Begin the Offensive
[05:51] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san!
[05:53] Yotsuba
    You brought Nino back?
[05:55] Yotsuba
    We're over here.
[05:56] Futaro
    Okay.
[05:59] Nino
    I said it!
[06:00] Nino
    I went said it!
[06:01] Nino
    What's gotten into me?
    Liking someone like him?!
[06:04] Nino
    That was my first confession!
[06:06] Nino
    Why did I do it?
[06:09] Nino
    What do I do?
[06:10] Nino
    And why isn't he reacting at all?
[06:13] Nino
    Cheers!
[06:15] Ichika
    Congratulations on making it
    through the finals.
[06:17] Miku
    I can't believe we pulled it off.
[06:20] Yotsuba
    I know.
[06:21] Yotsuba
    I want to frame our exam papers.
[06:24] Ichika
    Why don't we do that when
    get slightly better grades?
[06:28] Nino
    I know we're celebrating,
    but can we really afford all this?
[06:32] Itsuki
    The owner is treating us to celebrate.
[06:36] Boss
    Remember to give us five stars.
[06:37] Itsuki
    Our orders are all over
    the place, aren't they?
[06:42] Yotsuba
    I guess this is business as usual for us.
[06:44] Miku
    Here, Yotsuba.
[06:46] Yotsuba
    Huh?
[06:46] Yotsuba
    What's this for?
[06:48] Miku
    Your predictions on the contemporary
    literature questions were spot on.
[06:51] Itsuki
    They were.
[06:52] Nino
    That really helped.
[06:54] Ichika
    Me too, then.
[06:55] Nino
    Me too.
[06:56] Itsuki
    Me too.
[06:57] Yotsuba
    Okay, then...
[07:03] Yotsuba
    It's so good.
[07:06] Yotsuba
    You all helped me out, too, though.
    I have to return the favor.
[07:09] Miku
    We do, too, actually.
[07:11] Itsuki
    Why don't we all share a little, then?
[07:14] Itsuki
    That's how we made it
    through the exams, after all.
[07:17] Itsuki
    Plus, this way, we can enjoy
    all the different flavors.
[07:21] Ichika
    That's your real motivation, isn't it?
[07:22] Miku
    Here, Ichika.
[07:25] Miku
    Thanks.
[07:26] Miku
    And congratulations.
[07:29] Nino
    I never would have thought
    you'd do the best, Ichika.
[07:33] Ichika
    I got lucky. That's all.
[07:37] Miku
    I'm beating you next time.
[07:39] Ichika
    Yeah.
[07:42] Boss
    I'm going to take a short break.
[07:45] Boss
    You can handle it from here.
[07:46] Futaro
    Oh, boss, is it all right
    if I set aside some pudding?
[07:50] Boss
    Sure, but did you ever like pudding?
[07:52] Futaro
    No, it's in return for a Valentine's Day gift.
[07:56] Boss
    I thought you were one of us!
[07:58] Boss
    Traitor!
[08:00] Futaro
    Uh, it was from my sister.
[08:02] (Flashback) Raiha
    Here you go!
[08:03] Boss
    Oh, that's what it was.
[08:05] Boss
    I thought it was from one of the five girls.
[08:10] Futaro
    That would never happen.
[08:12] Futaro
    Actually, I've been getting some
    all the time since January.
[08:17] Futaro
    Nah, no way.
[08:19] Nino
    Working hard, huh?
[08:21] Nino
    Wh-Where's the boss?
[08:23] Futaro
    He just went into the back.
[08:25] Nino
    Oh, okay.
[08:26] Nino
    I was going to thank him.
[08:28] Nino
    I guess I'll wait for a bit.
[08:33] Ichika
    I hope I hid it well.
[08:36] Ichika
    It's true that I was rooting
    for Miku... I think.
SIGN    Nakano Ichika
    Japanese | Math | Science | Socials | English | Total
     38 63 52 40 47 240
[08:41] Ichika
    But just for a moment...
[08:44] Ichika
    Miku said she'd confess if she came in first.
[08:48] Ichika
    But I had the highest grade this time.
[08:51] Ichika
    Does that mean I can?
[08:55] Futaro
    Thanks for helping with the dishes.
[08:59] Nino
    It's in return for the treat.
[09:01] Futaro
    You can go now.
[09:02] Futaro
    I'll let the boss know.
[09:04] Futaro
    Go have a seat.
[09:06] Nino
    R-Right.
[09:07] Nino
    I'll do that.
[09:12] Futaro
    What's wrong?
[09:14] Nino
    Forget what I said on the bike.
[09:18] Nino
    I'm sure I troubled you with what I said.
[09:20] Nino
    It was so sudden.
[09:22] Nino
    I think I went too fast.
[09:24] Nino
    What am I doing?
[09:26] Futaro
    Nino...
[09:29] Futaro
    What are you talking about?
[09:32] Futaro
    I have no idea what you're talking about.
[09:34] Futaro
    It was so windy. I might have missed it.
[09:39] Nino
    What the hell?!
[09:40] Futaro
    No, I mean, what?
[09:41] Nino
    Never mind!
[09:43] Nino
    I guess he never heard me.
[09:46] Nino
    We aren't girlfriend material to him anyway.
[09:50] Nino
    He never even noticed when Miku gave
    him Valentine's Day chocolates.
[09:54] Nino
    I'm actually glad he didn't hear me.
[09:58] Futaro
    What was that about?
[10:01] Futaro
    Boss, I'm done cleaning up.
[10:03] Nino
    I said I love you.
[10:10] Futaro
    Huh? What?
[10:11] Nino
    I'm not asking for a response.
[10:13] Nino
    You're so frustrating.
[10:14] Nino
    If you don't see me as girlfriend material,
    I'll force you to see me that way.
[10:19] Nino
    Remember how I said there's gotta be
[10:21] Nino
    at least one girl on this planet
    who'd fall for a guy like you?
[10:24] Nino
    That girl is me.
[10:26] Nino
    Too bad for you!
SIGN    Yamasoto
SIGN    Open until 11 PM
[10:34] Miku
    F-Futaro.
[10:37] Futaro
    Hey.
[10:37] Futaro
    What a coincidence.
[10:39] Futaro
    Are you shopping, too?
[10:40] Miku
    Yeah. It's my turn today.
[10:42] Futaro
    Weren't there some shops
    closer to your place? Why...
[10:46] Miku
    It's not like I took a detour to come
    to this shop in order to have a chance
[10:50] ---
    to run into you based on what I remembered.
[10:53] Miku
    I was just walking when I naturally
    found myself at this shop.
[10:56] Futaro
    The longest tale in Miku history.
[10:58] Miku
    Um...
[11:00] Miku
    Oh.
[11:01] Miku
    This.
[11:01] Miku
    I came for this.
SIGN    Submit a receipt for over 3,000 yen in purchases
SIGN    Chance to win a big prize!
    300 winners in all!
[11:02] Futaro
    Huh?
[11:04] Futaro
    I never knew about this.
SIGN    Prize A
SIGN    Hot spring vouchers for two
    5 winners
SIGN    Prize B
SIGN    Pair rings 5 winners
SIGN    Prize C
SIGN    Gift catalog worth 10,000 yen
SIGN    10 winners
SIGN    Prize D
SIGN    5 kg rice
SIGN    30 winners
SIGN    Prize E
SIGN    Gift coupons
    worth 3,000 yen
SIGN    50 winners
SIGN    Prize F
SIGN    Pocket tissues
SIGN    200 winners
[11:06] Miku
    Y-Yeah.
[11:07] Miku
    This is the only place that does it.
SIGN    Toraiwa Hot Springs
[11:09] Miku
    This hot spring is near
    where our Grandpa lives.
[11:13] Futaro
    You can't even trade hot
    spring vouchers for money.
[11:15] Futaro
    The best prize is obviously
    Prize E, the gift coupons.
[11:18] Futaro
    Wait...
[11:19] Futaro
    How much would Prize B fetch if you sold it?
[11:22] Miku
    I have a feeling you would
    never win it, Futaro.
[11:24] Futaro
    We won't know until we try!
[11:26] Futaro
    Let's go pay.
[11:27] Miku
    Wait.
[11:28] Miku
    There's something Nino wanted me to buy her.
[11:31] Futaro
    I-I see.
[11:33] Futaro
    Has Nino said anything?
[11:36] Miku
    Like what?
[11:37] Futaro
    No, right?
[11:38] Futaro
    Never mind.
[11:39] Futaro
    Hey, Miku...
[11:42] Futaro
    Is there anyone you have
    a crush on or anything?
[11:47] Miku
    There isn't.
[11:48] Miku
    I already told you that.
[11:50] Futaro
    There isn't anyone in class that
    you've since developed feelings for?
[11:54] Futaro
    Let's talk about dating! Dating!
[11:55] Miku
    What's gotten into you, Futaro?
[11:58] Futaro
    Um...
[12:00] Futaro
    An acquaintance of mine apparently
    got confessed to by a classmate.
[12:04] Miku
    Yeah?
[12:05] Futaro
    They said they don't need
    a response, but, uh...
[12:09] Futaro
    Honestly, it's troubling.
[12:14] Futaro
    What?
[12:15] Miku
    I didn't think you'd be one to
    think about that kind of thing.
[12:18] Miku
    You're like a normal guy.
[12:20] Futaro
    I'm just asking for someone I know.
[12:22] Miku
    I thought you'd be the type
    to dismiss that kind of thing.
[12:26] Miku
    I'm glad.
[12:28] Miku
    What happened to my acquaintance was...
[12:31] Miku
    She tried to confess, but she didn't
    have the guts to, apparently.
[12:37] Miku
    Once you do, you can't go back
    to how things were before.
[12:41] Miku
    So it takes a lot of courage.
[12:45] Futaro
    I see.
[12:46] Futaro
    But...
[12:48] Miku
    I guess some people have that courage.
[12:51] Futaro
    I don't know how to face her anymore.
[12:54] Miku
    Why am I such a coward?
SIGN    Place a check in your desired reward.
SIGN    Hot spring vouchers for two
SIGN    Pair rings
SIGN    Gift catalog
SIGN    5 kg rice
SIGN    Gift coupons worth 3,000 yen
SIGN    Pocket tissues
SIGN    Name:
SIGN    Uesugi Futaro
[12:57] Futaro
    Either way, it's spring break.
[13:00] Futaro
    There's plenty of time to think.
SIGN    Gift campaign
[13:04] Futaro
    Spring break...
[13:08] Raiha
    Whoo-hoo!
[13:14] Fu's Dad
    Traveling is the best.
[13:15] Raiha
    This is all thanks to Onii-chan.
[13:18] Raiha
    Thank you!
[13:19] Futaro
    I can't believe I actually won.
[13:21] Raiha
    What is this?
[13:23] Fu's Dad
    "The foremost tourist attraction
    in the area: the Bell of Vows."
[13:27] Fu's Dad
    It says, "Any man and woman who ring
    this bell together are forever bound."
[13:33] Raiha
    Onii-chan! Take a picture!
[13:35] Futaro
    Okay.
[13:37] Futaro
    Shoot, I forgot to charge it.
[13:40] Raiha
    Come on!
[13:41] Fu's Dad
    Oh, well.
[13:42] Fu's Dad
    Let's move on.
[13:43] Raiha
    Come with us, Onii-chan.
[13:46] Futaro
    Yeah.
[13:47] Futaro
    I'll forget about those girls
    and enjoy this family vacation.
[13:52] Futaro
    All right.
SIGN    Whoo-hoo!
SIGN    Whoo-hoo!
SIGN    Whoo-hoo!
SIGN    Whoo-hoo!
SIGN    !ooh-oohW
SIGN    !ooh-oohW
SIGN    Whoo-hoo!
SIGN    Whoo-hoo!
[14:01] Ichika
    Uesugi-kun?!
[14:02] Ichika
    Why are you here?
[14:03] Futaro
    Why are you here?
[14:04] Yotsuba
    You're so fast, Itsuki.
[14:06] Yotsuba
    Wait, what?
[14:08] Yotsuba
    It's Uesugi-san!
[14:10] Ichika
    No way.
[14:12] Miku
    You won, too, Futaro?
[14:14] Futaro
    You guys are all here on
    a family vacation, too?
[14:16] Futaro
    This is insane.
[14:17] Q's Dad
    Indeed, a family vacation.
[14:20] Q's Dad
    But you must be careful.
[14:23] Q's Dad
    You always have to expect something
    to go wrong when you're traveling.
[14:27] Q's Dad
    Now, then...
[14:28] Q's Dad
    Shall we have lunch?
[14:30] Q's Dad
    Begin preparations, everyone.
[14:33] Futaro
    When did those girls work
    things out with their dad?
[14:36] Nino
    What's the matter?
[14:38] Futaro
    N-Nino!
[14:39] Nino
    What?
[14:40] Nino
    If you have something to say, say it.
[14:43] Nino
    Futaro.
[14:45] Miku
    W-Wait...
[14:47] Miku
    The way you said his name, "Futaro"...
[14:49] Miku
    What's wrong, Nino?
[14:50] Nino
    Huh?
[14:51] Nino
    It's been half a year
    since we met each other.
[14:54] Nino
    It's about time we get
    a bit closer, isn't it?
[14:57] Miku
    Well...
[14:58] Miku
    I do agree with that, but...
[15:00] Nino
    Oh, I know.
[15:02] Nino
    How about nicknames?
[15:03] Nino
    Miku, think of something.
[15:05] Miku
    Me?
[15:06] Miku
    Ue...
[15:07] Miku
    Fu...
[15:08] Miku
    Fu-ta-kun.
[15:11] Miku
    Fu-kun.
[15:12] Miku
    Nah.
[15:14] Nino
    Hey, that's not bad.
[15:16] Miku
    Never mind that, let's get ready for lunch.
[15:18] Nino
    All right, fine.
[15:20] Futaro
    Hey!
[15:23] Futaro
    Yotsu—
[15:24] Yotsuba
    I'm getting nervous.
[15:25] Yotsuba
    I don't know if I can do it right.
[15:29] Futaro
    Ichika, could you explain something to me?
[15:33] Ichika
    Sorry, I'm in the middle
    of something. Maybe later.
[15:37] Futaro
    What is this?
[15:38] Futaro
    We've only been apart for a short while,
    and they're all being distant.
[15:44] Futaro
    Itsuki...
[15:45] Q's Dad
    Itsuki-kun, what are you doing?
[15:48] Q's Dad
    Go retrieve our lunch boxes from Ebata.
[15:50] Itsuki
    Okay.
[15:51] Futaro
    U-Um...
[15:53] Futaro
    About the other day...
[15:54] Q's Dad
    Now, then, let's prepare.
[15:56] Q's Dad
    All of us are together for once.
[16:00] Q's Dad
    I'm spending quality time
    with my family, privately.
[16:04] Miku
    See you, Futaro.
[16:06] Nino
    We're probably at the same hotel.
[16:08] Itsuki
    Uesugi-kun.
[16:10] Itsuki
    I need to speak with you later.
SIGN    Toraiwa Hot Springs
[16:16] Yotsuba
    It's like a haunted house.
[16:19] Fu's Dad
    They're open, right?
[16:22] Futaro
    When is "later"?
[16:24] Futaro
    Maybe I should try calling.
[16:26] Futaro
    Damn it!
[16:30] Futaro
    She was around here...
[16:35] Futaro
    When did she get up there?
[16:39] Futaro
    Where did Itsuki go?
[16:43] Futaro
    What?!
[16:47] Fu's Dad
    I'm in heaven.
[16:49] Dad
    Good thing there's a mixed bath.
    The whole family can be together.
[16:52] Raiha
    You shouldn't stay in
    for too long, Onii-chan.
[16:56] Futaro
    Right.
[16:57] Futaro
    She said she wanted to talk...
[17:01] Futaro
    What is going on?
SIGN    Midnight, courtyard
[17:10] Futaro
    This is Itsuki, right?
[17:12] Futaro
    Why is she being so roundabout?
[17:17] Futaro
    Th-The courtyard is this way, right?
[17:21] Futaro
    Is he dead or something?
[17:25] Futaro
    Itsuki.
[17:27] Futaro
    There you are.
[17:28] Futaro
    I was going to the courtyard.
[17:30] Futaro
    What did you want to talk about?
[17:32] Itsuki
    L-Let's just go to the courtyard...
[17:34] Futaro
    No.
[17:35] Futaro
    Tell me now.
[17:36] Futaro
    I'm not letting you get away.
[17:37] Itsuki
    Um...
[17:41] Itsuki
    What is your understanding
    of your relationship with us?
[17:45] Futaro
    Huh?
[17:45] Futaro
    Well, I mean...
[17:47] Futaro
    You said we're p-partners or something.
[17:51] Itsuki
    No, we aren't partners anymore.
[17:55] Futaro
    We aren't doing lessons very often
    anymore, so I can't deny that.
[18:00] Futaro
    But I've been hired to tutor
    until you guys graduate.
[18:03] Futaro
    Until then, as your tutor, I'll...
[18:05] Itsuki
    We're through with that.
[18:07] Itsuki
    Let's put an end to this relationship.
[18:10] Futaro
    Huh?
[18:11] Futaro
    What are you talking about?
[18:12] Futaro
    Tell me what's going on!
[18:13] Itsuki
    Ow.
[18:14] Futaro
    Did your father tell you to do this?
[18:16] Futaro
    Why would you say that now?
[18:22] Futaro
    Old man...
[18:23] Futaro
    I thought you were dead.
[18:28] Futaro
    Huh? Say what?
[18:30] Grandpa
    Don't you dare lay a hand
    on my granddaughter.
[18:33] Grandpa
    I'll kill you.
[18:36] Futaro
    Screw this noise.
[18:38] Futaro
    I want to go home.
[18:43] Raiha
    Onii-chan!
[18:43] Raiha
    It's morning!
[18:44] Raiha
    Wake up!
[18:46] Futaro
    What?
[18:47] Futaro
    Let me keep sleeping.
[18:49] Futaro
    I'm going to sleep forever
    and fly off into the future.
[18:52] Raiha
    Jeez.
[18:54] Raiha
    Hello?
[18:55] Raiha
    Onii-chan's flying off into the future.
[18:57] Raiha
    Sorry to disappoint you, Itsuki-san.
[19:00] Futaro
    Good morning!
[19:01] Futaro
    Itsuki! What was that about yesterday?
[19:04] Itsuki
    That's what I'd like to ask you!
[19:06] Itsuki
    Why didn't you come to the courtyard?
[19:10] Raiha
    Hey, what's going on?
[19:12] Futaro
    Give me a second.
[19:13] Futaro
    Let's meet up to talk.
[19:15] Itsuki
    I would love to, but we're being watched
    carefully to make sure we don't see you.
[19:21] Itsuki
    I don't think I can get out.
[19:23] Futaro
    There's a good place, then.
[19:31] Futaro
    Demiglace.
[19:32] Itsuki
    H-Hamburg steak.
[19:34] Futaro
    Okay, seems like you're
    the real Itsuki this time.
[19:39] Futaro
    Yesterday, I met you at the front desk,
    and I was told to stop tutoring.
[19:46] Futaro
    So that wasn't you, then, was it?
[19:49] Itsuki
    It wasn't.
[19:50] Itsuki
    It could only have been one of my sisters.
[19:53] Futaro
    It's settled, then.
[19:55] Futaro
    One of them is rejecting me.
[19:59] Futaro
    Did any of them seem suspicious?
[20:02] Futaro
    Why did they disguise themselves as you?
[20:05] Itsuki
    Oh, about that...
[20:07] Nino
    Wow.
[20:09] Nino
    We seem to bump into each
    other in the bath a lot.
[20:12] Itsuki
    Nino?!
[20:13] Itsuki
    Why...
[20:15] Nino
    Since we're here together...
[20:17] Nino
    Want me to wash you or something?
[20:21] Futaro
    H-Hang on a second!
[20:22] Futaro
    Let me ask you one thing...
[20:24] Futaro
    Who are you?
[20:26] Futaro
    You aren't Itsuki...
[20:27] Futaro
    Which means...
[20:28] Futaro
    No, wait...
[20:31] Nino
    Jerk!
SIGN    Mixed baths
[20:40] Nino
    I worked up all my courage for nothing.
[20:42] Nino
    Screw him!
[20:45] Itsuki
    You were absolutely in the wrong there.
[20:47] Futaro
    That's crazy.
[20:48] Futaro
    You all look the same.
[20:50] Itsuki
    I don't think we're the same in every way.
[20:54] Itsuki
    We're able to tell ourselves
    apart, after all.
[20:56] Itsuki
    I'm sure you could, too.
[20:58] Itsuki
    All you need is love!
[21:00] Futaro
    Here we go again with your crazy theories.
[21:02] Itsuki
    I'm baffled, though.
[21:04] Itsuki
    Nino used to hate you so much.
[21:07] Itsuki
    What could have changed?
[21:09] Futaro
    So that was Nino.
[21:11] Itsuki
    It's not just Nino.
[21:13] Itsuki
    Ichika, Miku, Yotsuba...
[21:16] Itsuki
    They've all been a bit weird
    since spring break started.
[21:19] Itsuki
    I called you out last night
    to ask about that.
[21:24] Itsuki
    Can you think of a reason?
[21:26] Futaro
    I guess I wasn't just imagining things
    when I noticed they've been acting odd.
[21:31] Futaro
    I have no idea.
[21:32] Futaro
    Our top priority is solving
    the Fake Itsuki question.
[21:36] Futaro
    Unless we can figure out what
    she's really thinking,
[21:39] ---
    I may really be fired as your tutor.
[21:42] Itsuki
    You're right.
[21:43] Itsuki
    Though, there is something
    Fake Itsuki said that I agree with.
[21:49] Itsuki
    I don't know what she's after.
[21:53] Itsuki
    But we aren't partners working
    toward the same goal anymore.
[21:57] Itsuki
    Our many days spent studying
    for exams together,
[21:59] ---
    going to the fireworks festival, school camp,
    last year's end, and New Year's...
[22:04] Itsuki
    We've shared so much time together now.
[22:08] Itsuki
    Wouldn't you say we're friends at this point?
[22:13] (Flashback) Itsuki
    Let's see...
[22:15] (Flashback) Itsuki
    At the very most,
[22:17] (Flashback) Itsuki
    we're complete strangers.
[22:21] Futaro
    You say that so unironically.
[22:23] Futaro
    My family vacation's ruined.
[22:26] Futaro
    Let's do this, then.
[22:27] Futaro
    I'll hear you guys out.
SIGN    Episode 8
SIGN    Scrambled Eggs
[24:02] Nino
    "Scrambled Eggs."
[24:03] ---
    

8 - Scrambled Eggs

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SIGN    Scrambled Eggs
[00:02] Futaro
    Let's do this, then.
[00:03] Futaro
    I'll hear you guys out.
[00:06] ---
    Did she not hear that?
[00:09] Itsuki
    Thank you!
[00:11] Futaro
    Dude! Why are you on this side?!
[00:13] Itsuki
    It's a mixed bath. There's no issue here.
[00:14] Futaro
    I'm right here!
[00:15] Itsuki
    What are you talking about?
[00:17] Itsuki
    We're friends. This is perfectly normal.
[00:22] Itsuki
    Maybe not.
[00:24] Itsuki
    I'm sorry. I'd appreciate
    if you'd forget that.
[00:28] Futaro
    There's something I'm counting on you to do.
[00:31] Futaro
    Take care of it.
[00:33] Itsuki
    Father.
[00:35] Itsuki
    May I talk to you for a bit?
[00:38] Dad
    What is it?
[00:39] Itsuki
    Well...
[00:42] Futaro
    Okay.
[00:43] Futaro
    Once I'm past here, the rest is easy.
[00:46] Futaro
    I just need to talk to the
    rest of them, one at a time.
[00:49] Futaro
    That could very well help me
    figure out who the fake Itsuki is.
[00:53] Futaro
    I doubt they have anything
    serious on their minds, anyway.
[00:56] Futaro
    Ichika, Nino, Miku, Yotsuba...
[00:59] Futaro
    Just you wait...
[01:01] Futaro
    I'm coming for you!
[01:12] Futaro
    A forest of Itsukis!
[01:14] Futaro
    Why are you all Itsuki?
[01:17] Ichika
    Come on, Futaro-kun,
    learn to knock first.
[01:20] Miku
    We scared him.
[01:22] Yotsuba
    What we're doing...
[01:23] Nino
    This is a good opportunity.
[01:25] Nino
    I wanted to try this on you again anyway.
[01:28] Nino
    Do you remember the quintuplets game?
[01:31] Nino
    Why don't you try guessing who's who?
SIGN    The First One
[01:36] Ichika
    Introduce myself? Okay.
[01:38] Ichika
    I'm Nakano Itsuki.
[01:40] Ichika
    Born May 5th.
[01:41] Ichika
    17 years old, blood type A.
SIGN    The Second One
[01:44] Nino
    What I like?
[01:47] Nino
    I definitely feel happy
    when I'm having good food.
SIGN    The Third One
[01:52] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-kun, you mustn't ask
    such questions of a girl!
SIGN    The Fourth One
[01:59] Futaro
    Damn it, I can't tell them apart at all.
[02:02] Yotsuba
    Um... If you don't have any more questions...
[02:05] Futaro
    Why are you all impersonating Itsuki?
[02:09] Yotsuba
    Well...
[02:11] Yotsuba
    It's a long story, but...
[02:14] Yotsuba
    Um....
[02:15] Futaro
    This Itsuki might be...
[02:18] Yotsuba
    The five of us quintuplets
    have always looked identical,
[02:21] Yotsuba
    and everyone could see
    that we were tight-knit.
[02:24] Yotsuba
    Grandpa was happy to see it, too.
[02:28] Yotsuba
    But one day, I tried dressing up
    differently from everyone else.
[02:33] Futaro
    Oh?
[02:34] Futaro
    How did you dress up?
[02:35] Yotsuba
    The same-bunny ear ribbon that I wear...
[02:38] Futaro
    You're Yotsuba!
[02:40] Yotsuba
    I-I have no idea what you're talking about!
[02:43] Futaro
    Given how she's the worst liar, I figured
    she'd be easy to find, but not that easy.
[02:48] Yotsuba
    L-Let Itsuki take over from here.
[02:50] Futaro
    Fine.
[02:51] Futaro
    Finish your story.
[02:54] Yotsuba
    Grandpa became worried when he saw that
    the five of us weren't the same anymore.
[03:00] Yotsuba
    He thought we might have had a falling out.
[03:03] Yotsuba
    One day, he collapsed.
[03:06] Yotsuba
    And since then, we've decided to
    look the same when we're around him.
[03:11] Yotsuba
    And after some discussion,
    we decided we'd be Itsuki.
[03:16] Yotsuba
    So once spring break started
    and we decided we'd be coming here,
[03:20] ---
    I've been worried that I might
    not be able to pull off the look.
[03:23] Futaro
    Is that what's been bugging you
    this whole time?
[03:27] Yotsuba
    Everyone seemed to be having fun,
    so I didn't want to bring it up.
[03:30] Futaro
    You do all that for that scary old man?
[03:33] Futaro
    You're good people.
[03:34] Yotsuba
    No.
[03:35] Yotsuba
    He's a very kind man.
[03:38] Yotsuba
    I love him.
[03:40] Futaro
    It might be a stupid worry to me,
    but it's serious for them.
[03:44] Nino
    Well, can you tell us apart,
    now that you've talked to us?
[03:48] Futaro
    Yeah.
[03:51] Futaro
    Huh?
[03:52] Futaro
    Which one's the fourth Itsuki?
[03:54] Futaro
    I had it a second ago!
[03:57] Nino
    I'm disappointed.
[03:58] Nino
    You really can't, huh?
[03:59] Futaro
    Wait! One more try!
[04:04] Yotsuba
    Grandpa.
[04:05] Nino
    Morning.
[04:08] Nino
    Huh?
[04:09] Miku
    He seems worried about something.
[04:12] Ichika
    Don't worry.
[04:13] Ichika
    We're all still the same, best buddies.
[04:18] Futaro
    That was close.
[04:19] Futaro
    I was afraid it was their dad,
    but this is fine.
[04:23] Futaro
    If Fake Itsuki is here, one of them
    might have a bruise from last night.
[04:34] Ichika
    H-Hey...
[04:36] Miku
    N-No.
[04:37] Nino
    What do you think you're doing?!
[04:40] Futaro
    Found it!
[04:43] Futaro
    This is the fake Itsuki!
[04:46] Miku
    Want to go to the main hall?
[04:52] Nino
    Hey, Ichika.
[04:54] Ichika
    Want to go take a morning bath?
[04:55] Nino
    Sure.
[04:59] Futaro
    That wasn't entirely fruitless.
[05:02] Futaro
    But why?
[05:04] Futaro
    They passed the term finals.
[05:06] Futaro
    Things were going well.
[05:09] Miku
    May I have a word with you?
[05:10] Futaro
    Um...
[05:11] Futaro
    Yotsuba?
[05:12] Miku
    Bzzt.
[05:14] Miku
    Here's a hint.
[05:15] Futaro
    Nino?
[05:16] Miku
    Hint number two.
[05:17] Futaro
    Oh, Ichika!
[05:20] Futaro
    Got it!
[05:21] Futaro
    It's Itsuki herself!
[05:22] Miku
    You're doing this on purpose.
[05:24] Futaro
    I legit can't figure it out.
[05:26] Nino
    Are you itchy anywhere?
[05:29] Ichika
    Sheesh.
[05:30] Ichika
    You don't have to do that.
[05:33] Ichika
    So why is it me this time?
[05:36] Nino
    Y'know, you get it a lot, don't you?
[05:40] Nino
    Getting asked out and stuff.
[05:43] Nino
    I can't talk to the other girls about it.
[05:46] Nino
    There's someone I like.
[05:49] Yotsuba
    Where is everyone?
[05:51] Yotsuba
    I need grub.
[05:55] Yotsuba
    I need food!
[05:58] Yotsuba
    That's not quite right.
[06:00] Yotsuba
    I'm in dire need of food!
[06:02] Yotsuba
    Yup, that's how Itsuki would say it.
[06:05] Itsuki
    S-So we went to buy curtains,
[06:09] ---
    but all of us had differing tastes.
[06:10] Itsuki
    Uesugi-kun...
[06:11] Itsuki
    How long do I need to be here for?
[06:11] Itsuki
    We all chose different curtains,
    and things got kind of ugly at one point.
[06:15] Itsuki
    I haven't even had breakfast yet.
[06:17] Itsuki
    I am in dire need of some food!
[06:21] Miku
    You must have been surprised
    when you saw Dad with us.
[06:23] Futaro
    Yeah.
[06:24] Futaro
    I accidentally wrote our old address
    when I signed up for the giveaway with you.
[06:29] Futaro
    Although we all got to be
    here together as a result.
[06:33] Futaro
    It's Miku.
[06:34] Futaro
    I could never tell from how she looks.
[06:36] (Flashback) Itsuki
    All you need is love!
[06:39] Futaro
    Don't give up!
[06:41] Futaro
    Observe her carefully!
[06:42] Futaro
    Love all the way!
[06:44] Futaro
    Itsuki says there's something
    bothering Miku, too.
[06:47] Futaro
    I think I've got a rough idea of what it is,
    and it happened last month.
[06:52] Futaro
    Don't tell me, what's bothering Miku is...
[06:55] Futaro
    I'm disappointed in myself.
[06:57] Futaro
    Since when did I bother thinking
    about this kind of thing?
[07:02] Miku
    I feel a creepy stare on me.
[07:06] Futaro
    I give up.
[07:08] Futaro
    Please stop being mean and tell me.
[07:10] Miku
    That's against the rules.
[07:12] Miku
    Try a little harder.
[07:14] Miku
    I want you to get it right, too, Futaro.
[07:18] Futaro
    At least show me your legs, then.
[07:20] Miku
    Wait, what? Why?
[07:23] Miku
    Grandpa.
[07:30] Futaro
    What?
[07:30] Grandpa
    I saw you trying to lay your hands
    on my granddaughter again.
[07:36] Futaro
    I haven't done anything today.
[07:38] Grandpa
    Miku, has he done anything to you?
[07:41] Miku
    H-He hasn't.
[07:52] Futaro
    That old man figured out
    she's Miku just by looking at her.
[07:55] Futaro
    Miku, I'll catch up later.
[08:01] Futaro
    Grandpa!
[08:01] Futaro
    I mean, Master!
[08:03] Futaro
    I have a request!
[08:07] Nino
    I wanted to ask for relationship advice.
[08:09] Nino
    The way I met him was the worst.
[08:11] Nino
    But I went on to realize that I love him.
[08:15] Ichika
    Nino, please...
[08:17] Ichika
    Don't say any more.
[08:18] Nino
    He's...
[08:21] Nino
    No!
[08:22] Nino
    I can't say it!
[08:24] Ichika
    I already know, though.
[08:26] Nino
    I told him how I felt just the other day.
[08:30] Nino
    But I don't know if I did the right thing.
[08:33] Nino
    So I wanted to ask...
[08:35] Nino
    When someone confesses to you,
    do you think about them more?
[08:38] Ichika
    If I'm just speaking from experience...
[08:43] Ichika
    Sorry, I don't think it
    worked out that way for me.
[08:47] Ichika
    I have feelings for Futaro-kun, too.
[08:49] Ichika
    So please, let me keep things
    the way they are for now.
[08:52] Nino
    Oh, so just telling him
    how I feel isn't enough?
[08:56] Ichika
    Huh?
[08:56] Ichika
    No, I mean...
[08:58] Ichika
    You said it was horrible
    the way you met him, right?
[09:01] Ichika
    Are you sure you love him?
[09:04] Nino
    He appeared as a force of destruction
    against something that was dear to me.
[09:10] Nino
    But one night, I mistook him for
    my Prince Charming and fell in love.
[09:17] Nino
    And soon, I came to realize
[09:19] Nino
    that what I rejected was his role
    and not him as a person.
[09:25] Nino
    Once I realized that he was my prince,
    I couldn't control myself anymore.
[09:32] Ichika
    What...
[09:35] Ichika
    And you fell in love, just like that?
[09:37] Ichika
    Don't you think that's too self-centered?
[09:41] Nino
    You're right.
[09:43] Nino
    I creep myself out too, honestly.
[09:46] Nino
    I don't intend to give up, though.
[09:49] Nino
    I mean, this is my love.
[09:53] Nino
    What's the point if it doesn't make me happy?
[09:56] Ichika
    Wh-What if there's someone else
    who likes the same guy?
[09:59] Ichika
    What if that person cares about him
    way more than you do?
[10:04] Nino
    Well, I guess...
[10:07] Nino
    I'd feel bad, but I'd walk over them
    to get with him, if I had to.
[10:10] Nino
    I think that's how I'd feel.
[10:12] Ichika
    Sh-She's unstoppable.
[10:15] Ichika
    She's a runaway train of love!
[10:17] Ichika
    She won't even listen to me!
[10:19] Ichika
    I thought she wanted advice!
[10:22] Nino
    I'm glad I talked to you.
[10:25] Nino
    I guess a confession isn't enough.
[10:27] Ichika
    What are you going to do?!
[10:30] Nino
    I'll take his hand.
[10:31] Nino
    No, I'll hug him.
[10:34] Nino
    And if he still doesn't take the hint,
[10:36] ---
    I'll kiss him.
[10:38] Ichika
    Th-That's not a good idea!
    You shouldn't kiss him out of nowhere!
[10:42] Nino
    You're right.
[10:43] Nino
    Now that you mention it...
[10:45] Nino
    He'll be turned off if I'm bad at it.
[10:49] Nino
    Have you done any kiss scenes yet?!
[10:52] Ichika
    Wh-What do you think you're doing?
[10:53] Nino
    Come on, we're sisters!
[10:55] Ichika
    It's wrong because we're sisters!
[11:07] (Flashback) Nino
    I'm going to sneak out at night to see him.
[11:12] (Flashback) Nino
    Dad's going to be a problem when I do.
[11:14] (Flashback) Nino
    So I need you to keep an
    eye on him for me, Ichika.
[11:18] Ichika
    Nino's going to meet up with Futaro-kun.
[11:22] Ichika
    And she might even kiss him.
[11:26] Ichika
    I can't stop her anymore.
[11:28] Ichika
    She's not a coward like I am.
[11:30] Ichika
    She doesn't care what anyone thinks.
SIGN    To Futaro
[11:32] Ichika
    She loves him with everything she has.
[11:36] Ichika
    I don't even stand a chance.
[11:39] Ichika
    I don't have the right.
[11:42] Yotsuba
    Washroom...
[11:45] Yotsuba
    Ichika.
[11:51] Yotsuba
    What's wrong?
[11:56] Yotsuba
    Ichika...
[11:58] Yotsuba
    Don't cry.
[12:00] Yotsuba
    I know, it's been a while.
    Let's go to our secret place.
[12:06] Yotsuba
    Dad.
[12:08] Yotsuba
    He'd never expect us to be up here.
[12:12] Ichika
    What do I do?
[12:13] Ichika
    I'm supposed to stop him for Nino.
[12:17] Yotsuba
    Um...
[12:18] Yotsuba
    Ichika.
[12:20] Yotsuba
    I don't know what's going on, but...
[12:22] Yotsuba
    But...
[12:28] Ichika
    It still gets chilly at night.
[12:31] Ichika
    You shouldn't have come out
    so lightly dressed.
[12:34] Ichika
    Your nose is running.
[12:36] Yotsuba
    I-I can handle it myself!
[12:41] Ichika
    You're always such a child.
[12:44] Ichika
    Thanks.
[12:45] Ichika
    You're trying to cheer me up, right?
[12:48] Ichika
    I'm all right, though.
[12:49] Ichika
    I have to go after Dad.
[12:52] Yotsuba
    Wait.
[12:53] Yotsuba
    Are you trying to be tough?
[12:54] Yotsuba
    I'm worried.
[12:57] Yotsuba
    Sorry if I'm just overthinking it.
[13:01] Miku
    Where has everyone gone?
[13:03] Miku
    What if they're with Futaro?
[13:07] Itsuki
    There's no reason to see him
    so late at night.
SIGN    Midnight, courtyard
[13:12] Itsuki
    Or maybe there is.
[13:16] Itsuki
    Miku.
[13:18] Itsuki
    Just waiting here won't help.
[13:20] Itsuki
    Why don't we go to the baths?
[13:23] Yotsuba
    I've been thinking about
    the old days since we got here.
[13:28] Yotsuba
    Like how Grandpa used to be really scary.
[13:31] Yotsuba
    Or how Mom scolded us all
    the time for our mischief.
[13:36] Itsuki
    You've always been rambunctious.
[13:39] Yotsuba
    Oh, come on.
[13:41] Yotsuba
    You were the one who got in the most trouble.
[13:44] Itsuki
    W-Was I?
[13:45] Yotsuba
    Don't tell me you forgot.
[13:48] Yotsuba
    Even among us identical twins,
    you were the big bully figure.
[13:53] Yotsuba
    I lost count of the number of times
    you stole my snacks.
[13:56] Itsuki
    S-Sorry.
[13:58] Yotsuba
    The stickers I'd been collecting
    were on your backpack.
[14:02] Itsuki
    I'm sorry.
[14:03] Yotsuba
    And I saw people who I tried to be friends
    with talking to you the next day.
[14:08] Itsuki
    I used to do that as a kid?
[14:11] Itsuki
    I-I guess I've grown up since then.
[14:14] Yotsuba
    It's so weird.
[14:16] Yotsuba
    I've stayed a kid this whole time.
[14:19] Yotsuba
    How come you were able to grow up?
[14:22] Itsuki
    That's because...
[14:26] Itsuki
    I saw Itsuki-chan in so
    much pain after Mom died.
[14:33] Itsuki
    I had no choice.
[14:35] Itsuki
    I had to be the older sister.
[14:37] Yotsuba
    Yeah. I'm glad you're my older sister.
[14:41] Yotsuba
    I've been wanting to say this.
[14:44] Yotsuba
    As a kid, you were the mean bully, always
    wanting to take things from other people.
[14:50] Yotsuba
    But you were the leader of us sisters.
[14:55] Yotsuba
    I've always thought of you
    as our big sis.
[15:02] Yotsuba
    So...
[15:04] Yotsuba
    Wait, what was I trying to say?
[15:10] Yotsuba
    I don't want you to hold back.
[15:12] Yotsuba
    I want you to do what
    you want to do, I guess.
[15:15] Ichika
    What I want to do?
[15:18] Ichika
    I wanted these times to go on forever.
[15:22] Ichika
    I always wanted to be here
    in this comfort zone.
[15:28] Ichika
    But the truth is...
[15:31] Ichika
    I didn't want anyone else to take him.
[15:39] Yotsuba
    Wait... what?
[15:42] Ichika
    I was actually cold, too.
[15:45] Yotsuba
    You're taking it back
    after you lent it to me?!
[15:49] Ichika
    Okay, let's go back inside.
[15:50] Yotsuba
    Okay.
[15:52] Yotsuba
    So, didn't you have to go see Dad?
[15:57] Ichika
    Nah.
[15:59] Ichika
    I'm good now.
[16:08] Nino
    Huh?
[16:14] Miku
    What are you doing here?
[16:16] Futaro
    Um...
[16:17] Grandpa
    Itsuki.
[16:18] Grandpa
    Miku.
[16:19] Futaro
    That's what I was about to say!
[16:21] Futaro
    You said it first!
[16:23] Futaro
    I was about to say it!
[16:25] Itsuki
    Um, what are you...
[16:27] Futaro
    Just a little more!
[16:29] Futaro
    Just give me a little longer!
[16:30] Futaro
    Your grandpa's about to teach me!
[16:35] Futaro
    Hold up!
[16:37] Itsuki
    I don't believe it.
[16:39] Itsuki
    He has no intention of
    figuring it out himself.
[16:42] Miku
    What can he do?
[16:44] Miku
    There's no way he can learn to
    tell us apart after just half a year.
[16:49] Futaro
    Please, Grandpa, tell me already.
[16:52] Futaro
    Isn't there a trick or something
    to telling them apart?
[16:57] Grandpa
    Love.
[17:00] Grandpa
    You can tell them apart if you have love.
[17:03] Futaro
    So he's the one who started it!
SIGN    Grandpa
SIGN    Mother
SIGN    Children
[17:06] Grandpa
    Over a long time, you learn to identify
    their mannerisms, voice, subtle habits...
[17:13] Grandpa
    That is tantamount to love.
[17:16] Grandpa
    You said you wanted to
    tell my grandkids apart.
[17:20] Grandpa
    There is no silver bullet.
[17:23] Grandpa
    Why do you want to tell my grandkids apart?
[17:28] Grandpa
    What is it you want to accomplish
    by being able to tell them apart?
[17:35] Grandpa
    Do you have the commitment
    to face them in good faith?
[17:44] Futaro
    Can I assume you're the Itsuki
    I talked to on the first night?
[17:49] Miku
    Yes.
[17:50] Miku
    I am...
[17:51] Futaro
    Hold it.
[17:53] Futaro
    I never did figure out how to win
    the quintuplet game.
[17:56] Futaro
    Victory is yours.
[17:57] Futaro
    But I don't like being a loser.
[18:01] Futaro
    I want a rematch.
[18:02] Futaro
    I'm going to figure you out myself,
    even if I get no one else.
[18:06] Futaro
    That's my show of commitment
    to facing you sisters in good faith.
[18:12] Futaro
    Itsuki has told you what's going on, correct?
[18:14] ---
    Yes.
[18:15] Futaro
    First, Yotsuba's problem
    is with this trip itself.
[18:18] Futaro
    Therefore, at the end of today,
    she no longer has to worry.
[18:22] Futaro
    And you aren't Yotsuba.
[18:25] Futaro
    She isn't as perfect an impersonator as you.
[18:28] Miku
    Correct.
[18:31] Futaro
    Next, Nino...
[18:32] Futaro
    She wasn't quite perfect.
[18:34] Futaro
    She forgot to remove her pedicure.
[18:37] Miku
    Please stop, Futaro.
[18:39] Miku
    This is pointless.
[18:43] (Flashback) Itsuki
    That leg...
[18:45] (Flashback) Itsuki
    It was you, Miku?
[18:47] (Flashback) Miku
    Oh.
[18:49] (Flashback) Miku
    My bruise never went away.
[18:51] (Flashback) Itsuki
    Miku...
[18:53] (Flashback) Itsuki
    You were always the most cooperative.
[18:55] (Flashback) Itsuki
    Why are you trying to end your
    relationship with Uesugi-kun?
[18:58] (Flashback) Miku
    I have to apologize to you first.
[19:01] (Flashback) Miku
    I was in a panic because Grandpa was there.
[19:04] (Flashback) Miku
    No, that's an excuse, too.
[19:07] (Flashback) Miku
    I couldn't tell him as myself.
[19:09] (Flashback) Miku
    I love Futaro, and yet...
[19:14] (Flashback) Itsuki
    You have a crush on Uesugi-kun?!
[19:16] (Flashback) Itsuki
    My goodness!
[19:18] (Flashback) Itsuki
    Everyone's going to be
    shocked when they hear!
[19:21] Miku
    I'm pretty sure everyone knows.
[19:23] (Flashback) Itsuki
    But are you sure?
[19:25] (Flashback) Itsuki
    We're technically students and teacher.
[19:28] (Flashback) Miku
    That's why.
[19:30] (Flashback) Miku
    He and I are teacher and student.
[19:33] (Flashback) Miku
    If this goes on, our relationship
    will never change.
[19:38] (Flashback) Itsuki
    I understand how you feel.
[19:41] (Flashback) Itsuki
    So I have a request...
[19:43] (Flashback) Itsuki
    Please meet Uesugi-kun one last time.
[19:46] Futaro
    Therefore, you aren't Nino, either.
[19:49] Miku
    Correct.
[19:50] Miku
    Then what is it that's on Nino's mind?
[19:53] Futaro
    That's probably...
[19:55] Futaro
    Well... That's one thing I shouldn't say.
[19:58] Miku
    All right.
[19:59] Miku
    I'll avoid asking.
[20:01] Futaro
    You're either Ichika or Miku.
[20:06] Futaro
    If I think of her as Ichika,
    she looks like Ichika.
[20:09] Futaro
    But that goes for Miku, too.
[20:16] Futaro
    Nope. I don't know.
[20:18] Futaro
    I give up.
[20:20] Miku
    Of course.
[20:23] Miku
    What was I expecting?
[20:26] Futaro
    Could you call her for me?
[20:28] Miku
    Her?
[20:29] Futaro
    Y'know, her.
[20:31] Futaro
    Her name is...
[20:33] Futaro
    Itsu...
[20:34] Futaro
    Itsu...
[20:35] Miku
    Oh, that's what he's doing.
[20:37] Miku
    Itsuki-chan?
[20:40] Futaro
    You fell for it!
[20:41] Futaro
    Ichika's the only one who
    calls her Itsuki-chan!
[20:43] Futaro
    Which means you're Ichika!
[20:50] Miku
    You got me good.
[20:52] Futaro
    Sheesh, you made me waste so much time.
[20:55] Futaro
    I figured it'd be you, since I couldn't
    figure out what was bothering you.
[21:02] Miku
    Wow.
[21:03] Futaro
    Is it about work?
[21:04] Futaro
    I heard it's gotten busy.
[21:06] Miku
    Something like that.
[21:08] Miku
    Well, I have to get ready for the trip home.
[21:10] Miku
    See you.
[21:12] (Flashback) Grandpa
    Over a long time, you learn to identify
    their mannerisms, voice, subtle habits...
[21:19] Futaro
    This is the only way I can tell them apart.
[21:24] Futaro
    But that's fine.
[21:26] Futaro
    That solves everything.
[21:28] Futaro
    Fake Itsuki, you are...
[21:33] (Flashback) Grandpa
    That is tantamount to love.
[21:39] Futaro
    Are you Miku?
[21:44] Miku
    Why?
[21:46] Miku
    I said I was Ichika.
[21:48] Futaro
    Uh, sorry.
[21:49] Futaro
    I might be imagining it, but for a second,
[21:55] ---
    you looked like Miku.
[22:05] Miku
    Bingo!
[22:15] Futaro
    Seriously?
[22:17] Miku
    Can I ask you something?
[22:20] Miku
    You seemed to have a hunch
    about what was bugging me.
[22:23] Miku
    If I wasn't Fake Itsuki,
    what would you have thought it was?
[22:28] Futaro
    It's an embarrassing thought,
    now that I know I was wrong...
[22:33] Futaro
    I'll tell you, so don't laugh.
[22:35] Futaro
    I thought you were mad because I didn't
    give you anything in return after V-Day.
[22:43] Futaro
    I said not to laugh!
[22:45] Futaro
    Why did you want me to quit, anyway?
[22:48] Miku
    Actually, forget that.
[22:50] Futaro
    What?
[22:52] Miku
    Futaro's a teacher.
[22:53] Miku
    I'm his student.
[22:55] Miku
    That won't change.
[22:58] Miku
    Thank you for guessing correctly.
[23:04] Raiha
    Bye-bye.
[23:04] Nino
    See you.
[23:07] Grandpa
    My grandkids are all I have to live for,
[23:11] Grandpa
    now that I've lost Rena.
[23:15] Grandpa
    Tell my grandkids to stay true to themselves.
[23:28] (Flashback) Grandpa
    Over a long time, you learn to identify
    their mannerisms, voice, subtle habits...
[23:35] (Flashback) Grandpa
    That is tantamount to love.
[23:39] Futaro
    If that's true, then the reason
    I knew it was Miku...
[23:44] Futaro
    In any case, it's true that
    I could tell them apart.
SIGN    Episode 9
SIGN    Welcome to Class 3-1
[24:01] Miku
    "Welcome to Class 3-1."
[24:03] ---
    

9 - Welcome to Class 3-1

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[00:01] Miku
    We're going to be third-years
    starting next week.
[00:04] Itsuki
    We're the most senior people at school.
[00:06] Nino
    I'm so glad we didn't fail.
[00:09] Yotsuba
    Let's keep up the pace, everyone.
[00:11] Ichika
    Yup.
[00:12] Ichika
    Oh, and from next week,
[00:14] Ichika
    we're going to split the rent five ways.
[00:17] Ichika
    If you can't pay, you'll be
    sent back to our old apartment.
[00:21] Ichika
    Let's all work hard so we can stay together.
[00:23] Ichika
    There you have it!
[00:26] Ichika
    Ball's in your court now.
SIGN    Help Wanted
SIGN     Work:

SIGN    Service, sales, kitchen assistance
SIGN    Wage:
SIGN     950-1100 yen (trial period)

SIGN     Hours:

SIGN    At least 4 hours between 8 AM to 8 PM
    (negotiable)

[00:28] Boss
    So...
[00:29] Boss
    I'm glad you saw the ad and decided
    to come in for an interview.
[00:35] Futaro
    Why are you trying to work here?!
[00:38] Nino
    I want to know why she's here, too.
[00:41] Boss
    I'd love to hire both of you,
    but we only need one.
[00:46] Boss
    If Uesugi-kun were to quit...
[00:48] Futaro
    Oh, come on, Boss...
[00:51] Miku
    I'd like to make cakes.
[00:54] Boss
    You're good at it, huh?
[00:56] Boss
    Then you can...
[00:56] Nino
    H-Hey!
[00:57] Nino
    I'm better than her!
[00:59] Miku
    I've made chocolates tons of times this year.
[01:02] Nino
    Seriously? That was with my help!
[01:05] Miku
    I managed to make it on my own in the end.
[01:09] Boss
    These girls are your friends, aren't they?
[01:12] Futaro
    Huh? I guess.
[01:13] Boss
    You deal with it.
[01:14] Futaro
    What?!
[01:15] Miku
    Futaro, what are you going to do?
[01:17] Nino
    You'd obviously choose me, right?
[01:20] Miku
    I'll do anything you need.
[01:23] Miku
    So choose me.
[01:23] Nino
    So choose me.
[01:27] Boss
    Okay, I look forward to working
    with you starting next week.
[01:31] Miku
    I lost.
[01:32] Nino
    You shouldn't have asked for a cook-off.
[01:35] Nino
    Did you seriously think you could win?
[01:40] Nino
    I do feel bad, though.
[01:42] Miku
    The bakery across the street is hiring, too.
[01:45] Miku
    I think I'll work there.
[01:47] Nino
    You moved on surprisingly quickly.
[01:50] Nino
    Are you sure? You won't get
    to work with him there.
[01:53] Miku
    Yeah.
[01:53] Miku
    Futaro isn't my objective.
[01:57] Miku
    I realized when I made that cake today...
[02:01] (Flashback) Futaro
    It doesn't taste bad, though, really...
[02:05] Miku
    I like making things.
[02:07] Miku
    Besides...
SIGN    Always cheerful
SIGN    Good at cooking
[02:13] Miku
    I'm going to become a version of me
    that Futaro would fall in love with.
[02:17] Nino
    I don't feel like I've won.
[02:21] Nino
    But I'm going to make him
    fall for me at this job.
[02:27] Ichika
    Oh, yeah?
[02:29] Ichika
    I wonder if I've caused them
    trouble with what I said.
[02:32] Futaro
    Do you not make enough on your own to get by?
[02:35] Ichika
    We can make it work, just barely.
[02:38] Ichika
    But I've been focusing on surefire gigs
    so that I can make rent.
[02:42] Ichika
    And I want to move on to stuff
    that'll really challenge and motivate me.
[02:46] Futaro
    I see.
[02:48] Ichika
    I heard Yotsuba got hired, too.
[02:50] Ichika
    She'd been cleaning my room,
[02:53] Ichika
    so she's already an expert.
[02:55] Ichika
    Itsuki-chan's still struggling to make
    her first move, but she'll be fine.
[03:00] Futaro
    I don't care what you do,
    as long as you don't fail.
[03:05] Ichika
    I wouldn't want to fail
    after we've come so far.
[03:08] Ichika
    I'm counting on you, Sensei.
[03:15] Ichika
    Is something wrong?
[03:17] ---
    No.
[03:20] Ichika
    You know, though...
[03:21] Ichika
    I know it was my idea,
    but it makes me a little sad.
[03:26] Ichika
    Everyone's going to be busy.
[03:28] Ichika
    We won't have as many
    opportunities to be together.
[03:32] Ichika
    I wonder if this is how we're going
    to grow up and drift apart.
[03:37] Futaro
    Dunno.
[03:38] Futaro
    But I'm sure it's not a bad thing.
[03:42] Ichika
    You're right.
[03:43] Futaro
    Long story short, this concern
    would prove to be short-lived.
[03:47] Futaro
    The bond between these five turned out
    to be far stronger than I'd imagined.
SIGN    Class 1
    1. Uesugi Futaro
    2. Ueda Tomoya
    3. Ohi Emi
    4. Okegawa Shoryu
    5. Kato Satoshi
[03:54] Futaro
    They're quintuplets!
[03:56] Futaro
    Insane.
SIGN    Nakano Ichika
SIGN    Nakano Itsuki
SIGN    Nakano Nino
SIGN    Nakano Miku
SIGN    Nakano Yotsuba
[03:59] Futaro
    It's enough that you look the same.
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets ∫∫
SIGN    Welcome to Class 3-1
[05:36] Person A
    I knew the Nakanos were quintuplets...
[05:39] Person B
    But seeing them together in
    person is pretty amazing.
[05:42] Person C
    Can I call you by your first name,
    so it's not so confusing?
[05:45] Ichika
    Sure, we'd appreciate that, too.
[05:49] Person A
    Do that trick where you guess
    the same card together.
[05:51] Nino
    Sorry, we don't have telepathy or anything.
[05:54] Person B
    You look like them, too,
    don't you, Miku-chan?
[05:56] Person B
    Show me your face more!
[06:00] Itsuki
    Please, everyone, calm down.
[06:02] Futaro
    Move.
[06:04] Person A
    What?
[06:05] Person A
    Are you curious about them, too, Uesugi-kun?
[06:08] Futaro
    Bathroom.
[06:09] Futaro
    You're in my way. Move.
[06:12] Person A
    What's wrong with him?
[06:13] Person A
    What an ass.
[06:17] Ichika
    He walked right past us.
[06:18] Itsuki
    Business as usual.
[06:20] Itsuki
    Uesugi-kun's been like
    that since second year.
[06:23] Itsuki
    He seems to be deliberately trying not
    to involve himself with his classmates.
[06:27] Yotsuba
    Oh, yeah, he tried to do his duties
    at school camp on his own.
[06:31] Itsuki
    That's just how he is.
[06:33] Ichika
    I wish people could know that
    he's a good person at heart.
[06:39] Sensei
    You're all third-years starting today.
[06:42] Sensei
    As seniors, you need to behave in a way
    that inspires your underclassmen to...
[06:51] Sensei
    Yes?
[06:53] Yotsuba
    I'm announcing my bid for the
    position of class representative.
[06:57] Sensei
    What?
[06:58] Sensei
    No one asked yet.
[06:59] Yotsuba
    I'm begging!
[07:00] Yotsuba
    Please let me do it!
[07:02] Sensei
    I never said no, either.
[07:04] Sensei
    I mean, if no one else wants to...
[07:08] Yotsuba
    If you all ever need anything,
    just let me know.
[07:12] Sensei
    Why don't we choose our male
    representative, too, then?
[07:15] Sensei
    Does anyone want to run?
[07:17] Yotsuba
    Anyone?
[07:18] Sensei
    You can nominate someone, too.
[07:19] Yotsuba
    Go ahead.
[07:20] Ichika
    Yotsuba's so embarrassing.
[07:23] Person A
    It's obvious who's going
    to be the male class rep.
[07:26] Person B
    It's definitely going to be Takeda.
[07:28] Person B
    He had the highest grade on the finals, too.
[07:31] Takeda
    Sheesh, you guys.
[07:33] Yotsuba
    Sensei, I know someone perfectly
    suited for the role.
[07:37] Sensei
    Oh?
[07:41] Yotsuba
    Uesugi Futaro-san!
[07:43] Futaro
    Huh?!
[07:45] Person A
    Is Uesugi-kun really cut out for it?
[07:47] Person B
    She's not going to even consider Takeda-kun?
[07:49] Futaro
    Yotsuba... What have you done?!
[07:52] Sensei
    All right, shall we move on to our next role?
[07:54] Futaro
    Sensei, I never said I'd do it.
[08:00] Futaro
    Damn that Yotsuba! Who asked her?!
[08:04] Miku
    Futaro, do you have a minute?
    I want to ask you something.
[08:09] Miku
    There's a magic lamp here.
[08:11] Futaro
    There isn't.
[08:12] Miku
    There is.
[08:13] Futaro
    Is this a psychological test?
[08:15] Miku
    If it could grant you five wishes,
    what would they be?
[08:19] Futaro
    Where's this coming from?
[08:21] Futaro
    This is a psychological test, isn't it?
[08:25] Futaro
    Would anyone answer anything
    other than to become rich?
[08:29] Miku
    Money...
[08:31] Futaro
    Will that do?
[08:32] Miku
    Four more.
[08:33] Futaro
    Why isn't it three in total?!
[08:35] Miku
    You can ask for anything.
[08:36] Miku
    You can use magic, you know?
[08:39] Futaro
    I've thought about wanting more stamina,
[08:42] ---
    but working more would only wear me out more,
[08:43] ---
    Fortunes
[08:45] Futaro
    so faster recovery times would be nice.
[08:46] Futaro
    I don't sleep well these days, either.
[08:49] Futaro
    And I could do with some better luck, too.
[08:51] Miku
    Got it.
[08:52] Futaro
    What did you get?
[08:54] Futaro
    Huh?
[08:55] Futaro
    Why won't you tell me?
[08:57] Person A
    There you are!
[08:58] Person A
    Yotsuba-chan!
[09:00] Person B
    Sensei was calling you.
[09:02] Person A
    Come on!
[09:04] Miku
    Uh...
[09:05] Futaro
    That's not Yotsuba.
[09:07] Futaro
    That's Miku, the middle sister.
[09:09] Person A
    Really?
[09:11] Person B
    Sorry. We're still learning who's who.
[09:14] Miku
    It's okay, I'm used to it.
[09:16] Person A
    Hey, Yotsuba-chan, Sensei's calling.
[09:18] Futaro
    They get it wrong without fail!
[09:20] Futaro
    Listen, to make it easy, just remember
    who they are by their accessories.
[09:24] Futaro
    This utterly tacky hairpin
    is the fifth sister, Itsuki.
[09:27] Itsuki
    That was completely uncalled for.
[09:30] Futaro
    Yotsuba is the one with
    the gaudy ribbon.
[09:32] Futaro
    Keep that in mind, and you'll be fine.
[09:35] Futaro
    Not that I'm in any position
    to lecture them...
[09:39] Person A
    Wow, Uesugi-kun.
[09:41] Person B
    Thanks.
[09:42] Person B
    No wonder you're the class rep.
[09:44] Person B
    Teach us more about the five!
[09:46] Person A
    Look, there's another one over there.
[09:48] Futaro
    Hey!
[09:49] Person B
    Yotsuba-chan!
[09:50] Futaro
    No, that one is Nino!
[09:52] Miku
    Those girls...
[09:53] Miku
    They're being too clingy with Futaro...
[09:56] Itsuki
    It's not a bad thing.
[09:58] Itsuki
    I think he's changing, too.
[10:01] Itsuki
    I understand getting a
    little jealous, though.
[10:04] Itsuki
    A-As a friend, I mean.
[10:07] Itsuki
    It still makes no sense to me, though.
[10:10] ---
    How could anyone fall in love with him?
[10:13] Miku
    I asked Futaro what his five wishes would be.
SIGN    Futaro's wishes Money Stamina Better Sleep Faster Recovery Better luck
[10:17] Nino
    None of these work.
[10:20] Yotsuba
    What should we do?
[10:21] Itsuki
    In any case, we should hurry.
[10:25] Miku
    Yeah, it's coming up.
[10:27] Miku
    Futaro's birthday's almost here.
[10:31] Person A
    Class Rep Uesugi!
[10:33] Person A
    I want to talk to Miku-chan.
[10:36] Person B
    Class Rep!
[10:38] Person B
    Could you hand this to Ichika-chan?
[10:40] Person C
    For Nino-chan.
[10:42] Person A
    For Itsuki-chan.
[10:43] Person B
    For Yotsuba-chan.
[10:44] Futaro
    This is such a pain!
[10:47] Futaro
    Uh, now that we are third-years...
[10:50] Takeda
    Pardon me.
[10:52] Takeda
    Class Rep Uesugi, you're talking
    too quietly. I can't hear you.
[10:57] Takeda
    Could you be a little louder?
[11:02] Futaro
    I'd like to discuss what's arguably
    the biggest event of the first term.
[11:07] Yotsuba
    It begins!
[11:09] Futaro
    The national mock exams!
[11:09] Yotsuba
    The school trip!
[11:11] Yotsuba
    Let's all have fun!
[11:14] All
    Whoo!
[11:15] Futaro
    Really? That?
[11:17] Miku
    Nino, are you going to work?
[11:20] Nino
    Yes.
[11:20] Nino
    Today's the first day.
[11:22] Miku
    Can I ask you for a favor, then?
[11:24] Nino
    What do you want now?
[11:25] Nino
    I'm not switching with you.
[11:27] Miku
    If you're going to be with Futaro,
[11:29] ---
    could you find some information for his gift?
[11:31] Nino
    Huh? Me?
[11:33] Nino
    You're sure?
[11:34] Miku
    Yeah.
[11:35] Miku
    I have to go to work starting today, too.
[11:37] Miku
    I have to work hard to make
    him happy on his birthday.
[11:43] Nino
    You've got some confidence,
    letting me make the move.
[11:47] Nino
    A lot happened during spring break,
    but I'm in the lead...
[11:51] Nino
    I think.
[11:53] Nino
    So why am I feeling so anxious?
[11:57] (Flashback) Ichika
    I don't think it worked out that way for me.
[12:01] Nino
    I confessed to him.
[12:03] Nino
    There's no way it hasn't had
    an effect on him, right?
[12:06] Futaro
    Oh, are you starting today?
[12:08] Nino
    Y-Yeah, I am.
[12:09] Nino
    They're letting me into the kitchen already.
[12:12] Nino
    By the way, what do you think of my hair?
[12:15] Futaro
    Well, it looks like it's suited for work.
[12:17] Futaro
    Don't drag me down.
[12:18] Nino
    Who do you think I am?
[12:21] Nino
    This job is a piece of cake.
[12:26] Futaro
    You may be in charge of the chores,
    but you're still a spoiled rich girl.
[12:30] Futaro
    You're about to learn how hard
    work—the real world—truly is!
[12:34] Boss
    Amazing! It's perfect!
[12:36] Boss
    I can't believe you pulled
    this off on your first day.
[12:39] Boss
    You're a genius.
[12:40] Nino
    Am I?
[12:42] Nino
    You're just good at teaching, Boss.
[12:47] Nino
    If anything, I feel like he's
    more distant than before.
[12:49] Nino
    Maybe I shouldn't have confessed.
[12:53] Boss
    Man, I'm so glad you joined us, Nakano-san.
[12:57] Boss
    We have an important reservation tonight.
[13:00] Person A
    Oh, yeah, all the part-timers
    are working today.
[13:03] Person A
    Is a large group coming in?
[13:05] Boss
    No, just one person.
[13:07] Boss
    A famous reviewer,
    known to those in the know.
[13:11] Boss
    May.
[13:12] Boss
    Her evaluations are said
    to be so accurate that
[13:15] Boss
    a shop's customers are multiplied by the
    number of stars she gives it on review sites.
[13:20] Boss
    And she wants to try our new spring dish.
[13:24] Boss
    For five stars!
[13:25] Nino
    Yes!
[13:26] Nino
    I need to work hard.
[13:27] Nino
    I have to become part of the team here
    and get closer to Futaro soon.
[13:33] Person A
    Boss, this batter...
[13:35] Person A
    It doesn't taste quite right.
[13:39] ---
    Indeed...
[13:40] Nino
    I'm sorry! That one's mine.
[13:42] Boss
    Let's redo it.
[13:44] Nino
    O-Okay.
[13:47] Futaro
    I'm going for a break.
[13:48] Boss
    Okay.
[13:50] Boss
    Nakano-san, take a break while you can, too.
[13:52] Nino
    No, I can keep going.
[13:54] Nino
    I want to keep going.
[13:55] Boss
    You should take breaks
    when you have the chance to.
[13:59] Boss
    This must have been especially
    hard for you as a newcomer.
[14:02] Boss
    Sorry.
[14:03] Nino
    Okay.
[14:05] Nino
    I understand.
[14:09] Nino
    What do I do?
[14:10] Nino
    Everyone seemed busy because of me.
[14:13] Nino
    I should go back and...
[14:14] Futaro
    The boss said it, too.
[14:16] Futaro
    It's not your fault.
[14:17] Futaro
    It's entirely the boss's fault for
    pushing the work onto a new recruit.
[14:23] Nino
    But it's not usually a problem.
[14:24] Nino
    Why did it have to happen today?
[14:27] Nino
    I embarrassed myself in front of Futaro.
[14:30] Futaro
    Take a look at this.
[14:33] Futaro
    But don't get too good of a look.
[14:37] Futaro
    They're Santa decorations that I accidentally
    bought a thousand of instead of a hundred.
[14:44] Nino
    Huh?
[14:44] Futaro
    Also, the dent on this rack...
[14:46] Futaro
    This is from when I fell.
[14:48] Nino
    Wh-What are you talking about?
[14:50] Futaro
    I can't count the number of times I served
    cakes to the wrong customers or broke dishes.
[14:56] Futaro
    Compared to that, your mistake was trivial.
[14:58] Nino
    Are you trying to cheer me up?
[15:00] Futaro
    N-No, I'm not!
[15:02] Futaro
    I'm trying to teach you how brutal work is!
[15:05] Futaro
    I'm your senior, technically.
[15:09] Nino
    Why?
[15:11] Nino
    Why are you avoiding me, then?
[15:15] Nino
    Sorry to make things awkward for you.
[15:18] Nino
    It must be hard working with me.
[15:20] Futaro
    I've worked a ton of jobs, but every
    time something happens, I realize...
[15:27] Futaro
    all I'm ever good for is studying.
[15:30] Futaro
    All I am is smart, the top of the class,
    and easily qualified to tutor the five of you.
[15:37] Nino
    You sound way too confident.
[15:40] Futaro
    So this is the first time...
[15:42] Futaro
    that anyone's told me they loved me.
[15:45] Futaro
    I didn't know how to talk to you.
[15:48] Futaro
    But I'll answer now.
[15:50] Futaro
    How I feel about you is...
[15:51] Nino
    Wait!
[15:52] Nino
    I know you don't like me.
[15:55] Nino
    I've been so nasty to you.
[15:58] Nino
    But don't make up your mind yet.
[15:59] Nino
    We're finally working together, and I
    haven't gotten to tell you anything yet.
[16:03] Nino
    So I want you to know me better.
[16:06] Nino
    I want you to really know
    how much I love you!
[16:13] Futaro
    That so?
[16:17] Boss
    Perfect timing, you two.
[16:20] Boss
    May-san has arrived.
[16:22] Futaro
    Got it. I'll be right there.
[16:25] Boss
    What's wrong, Uesugi-kun?
[16:27] Boss
    Your face is red up to your ears.
[16:29] Futaro
    No, this is...
[16:34] Nino
    Best be ready,
[16:35] Nino
    Fu-kun.
[16:40] Futaro
    That's May-san.
[16:50] Nino
    I'll go take her order.
[16:57] Futaro
    We're in the middle of work!
[17:02] Nino
    What the hell are you doing, Itsuki?
[17:03] Futaro
    It can't be...
[17:04] Itsuki
    How did you know?!
[17:10] Ichika
    Morning.
[17:13] Futaro
    Ichika.
[17:14] Futaro
    It's almost fishy how often I
    bump into you on the way to school.
[17:17] Ichika
    Huh? Oh...
[17:18] Futaro
    Aren't the other girls with you?
[17:21] Ichika
    I came to buy this. It's just
    a coincidence that I ran into you.
[17:25] Ichika
    Oh, this is for you.
[17:28] Futaro
    You got it for me when you
    didn't know you'd run into me?
[17:32] Futaro
    I can't drink coffee, though.
[17:34] Futaro
    It's too bitter.
[17:35] Ichika
    I-I'll have it, then.
[17:37] Ichika
    Yum.
[17:38] Futaro
    Let's go, before we're late.
[17:42] Ichika
    I blew it.
[17:44] Ichika
    The offering plan didn't work.
[17:47] Ichika
    I could never go for a direct
    attack like Nino, though.
[17:51] Ichika
    But I don't ever want to
    give up this position.
[17:59] Futaro
    Did you always wear glasses?
[18:00] Ichika
    You never noticed?
[18:01] Ichika
    You sure are dense.
[18:04] Ichika
    Well?
[18:05] Ichika
    Do I look a little smarter?
[18:07] Ichika
    It's supposed to be a disguise, actually.
[18:09] Futaro
    A disguise?
[18:10] Ichika
    There was a screening yesterday
    for the movie I was in.
[18:13] Ichika
    It got a decent amount of
    attention on TV and stuff.
[18:17] Ichika
    Remember? It's that movie from way back.
[18:23] Futaro
    You were disguising yourself
    so people won't talk to you?
[18:26] Futaro
    How very Hollywood!
[18:27] Ichika
    Hey!
[18:28] Ichika
    You're embarrassing me! Stop it!
[18:31] Futaro
    You're all masters of disguise, aren't you?
[18:33] Ichika
    Oh, I like that.
[18:35] Ichika
    We keep all this on us for
    these kinds of occasions.
[18:38] Ichika
    I could probably pull off
    Yotsuba or Miku right away.
[18:41] Ichika
    Oh, I could do Nino.
[18:46] Ichika
    Maybe I shouldn't. You wouldn't
    be able to tell me apart.
[18:50] Futaro
    I wish you wouldn't underestimate me.
[18:53] Futaro
    Just the other day, I managed to see
    through Miku's disguise without any hints.
[18:58] Ichika
    Is that...
[19:00] Futaro
    Huh?
[19:01] Futaro
    Aren't they your sisters?
[19:05] ---
    I'll show you just how wrong you are.
[19:08] Futaro
    Come on, Itsuki. She's eating again.
[19:11] Futaro
    Yotsuba's so loud.
[19:14] Ichika
    Don't.
[19:15] Futaro
    I was shocked when Nino
    came to work at my shop,
[19:18] Futaro
    but I was even more shocked hearing Miku
    is working at the bakery across the street.
[19:23] Ichika
    Please, stop.
[19:24] Futaro
    My boss was happy that our rival
    business had suddenly lost business.
[19:29] Ichika
    Please don't talk about the other girls.
[19:31] Ichika
    Wait.
[19:33] Ichika
    Nobody else.
[19:35] Ichika
    I want you to keep your eyes on me alone.
[19:38] Ichika
    Hey...
[19:39] Ichika
    Let's skip class together.
[19:45] Futaro
    No way.
[19:48] Ichika
    Why not?! Just a little!
[19:50] Futaro
    That's crazy!
[19:54] Futaro
    We're going to be late
    thanks to your whining!
[19:58] Ichika
    Jeez, you're so proper, Futaro-kun.
[20:00] Futaro
    You already skip tutoring
    sessions enough as it is.
[20:03] Futaro
    Get your act together!
SIGN    Urgh
[20:05] Ichika
    Skip?
[20:07] Ichika
    I've been working, you know.
[20:10] Futaro
    We barely made it.
[20:12] Ichika
    Things just aren't working out.
[20:14] Person A
    I saw the news this morning, Ichika-san!
[20:15] Person B
    Are you actually an actress?!
[20:17] Person C
    I'm so surprised.
[20:18] Person A
    I never knew we had a star in our class.
[20:21] Futaro
    Was it such a big movie?
[20:23] Ichika
    Y-Yeah.
[20:24] Futaro
    Not that I care.
[20:27] Futaro
    Good on you for clearing that audition.
[20:30] Futaro
    You're a good liar now.
[20:33] Ichika
    Is it bad that I'm so simple?
[20:38] Ichika
    You paid attention to me and remembered...
[20:43] Ichika
    That fact alone touches me more
    than any of our classmates' praise.
[20:53] Yotsuba
    Hey, Ichika.
[20:55] Yotsuba
    I'll see you at the library.
[20:57] Ichika
    I'm coming.
[20:58] Person A
    But I want to talk to you more.
[21:00] Person B
    Just a little longer.
[21:03] Ichika
    Sorry, I have a study group.
[21:07] Person A
    Huh? Where did Ichika-chan go?
[21:12] Ichika
    Sorry.
[21:14] Futaro
    You're still here?
[21:17] Futaro
    Let's go, Miku.
[21:19] Ichika
    Sorry, it's me...
[21:21] Futaro
    It's already releasing, huh?
    Time flies.
[21:23] Ichika
    Huh? What?
[21:25] Futaro
    Ichika's movie.
[21:28] Futaro
    You were the one
    who told me about it yesterday.
[21:32] Ichika
    I see.
[21:33] Ichika
    Miku did.
[21:36] Ichika
    A lot's happened since then.
[21:38] Ichika
    Not just with me, but probably
    with the others, too.
[21:42] Ichika
    I guess I was never going to be special.
[21:47] (Flashback) Miku
    Do as you wish.
[21:49] (Flashback) Miku
    I'm going to win.
[21:50] (Flashback) Nino
    I'd walk over them to get with him.
[21:52] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    I don't want you to hold back.
[21:54] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    I want you to do what
    you want to do.
[22:01] Ichika
    Futaro-k—
[22:02] Ichika
    Futaro.
[22:04] Futaro
    Yes?
[22:06] Ichika
    Futaro, can I tell you something?
[22:11] Ichika
    Ichika likes you.
[22:16] Ichika
    I think you'd look good together.
[22:18] Ichika
    I'm rooting for you two.
[22:21] Futaro
    You're not serious, right?
[22:26] Ichika
    Oh, I'm very serious.
SIGN    Episode 10
SIGN    Five Cranes in Return
[24:01] ---
    Five Cranes in Return!
SIGN    

10 - Five Cranes in Return

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[00:04] (Flashback) Ichika
    Ichika likes you.
[00:09] Futaro
    What do you want?
[00:11] Takeda
    Must be rough, eh, Uesugi-kun?
[00:13] Takeda
    Tutoring the Nakanos.
[00:15] Futaro
    How did you know about that?
[00:17] Takeda
    My dad's the president of this high school.
[00:20] Takeda
    We and their father have been
    in a very friendly relationship.
[00:26] Takeda
    Damn elite cabals.
[00:28] Takeda
    I can't imagine you'd have the time
    to be tutoring right now, though.
[00:34] Takeda
    Now that you've fallen from
    the top of our grade,
[00:37] ---
    there've been discussions
    that I ought to take over.
[00:45] Takeda
    I've finally taken the top position
    in our grade from you!
[00:49] Takeda
    Yes!
[00:50] Takeda
    I win! I win!
[00:52] Takeda
    Yes! Oh, yes!
[00:54] Takeda
    Yes! Yes! Yes!
[00:55] Takeda
    Uesugi-kun,
[00:56] Takeda
    our long-standing rivalry has come to an end!
[01:01] Takeda
    It began two years ago, when I was pursuing
    the top of the grade, and you appeared...
[01:04] Futaro
    Wait, who are you?
[01:08] Takeda
    Y'know, I'm Takeda Yusuke. I've been
    on your heels in grades this whole time.
[01:11] Futaro
    Never heard of you.
[01:12] Futaro
    I've only ever gotten full marks. I've never
    thought about anyone second or below.
[01:18] Takeda
    Second or below?!
[01:21] Futaro
    All right.
[01:22] Futaro
    Let's begin our study session.
[01:24] Ichika
    Um...
[01:25] Ichika
    Is Takeda-kun joining us?
[01:27] Futaro
    Why are you following me?
[01:29] Takeda
    You don't have time to be doing this, do you?
[01:32] Takeda
    There's something more important
    for you to be doing.
[01:34] Futaro
    What are you talking about?
[01:36] Takeda
    To be frank,
[01:38] ---
    these girls are holding you back.
[01:43] Nino
    Holding him back?!
[01:44] Takeda
    For him to quit tutoring would be
    in his best interest, above all else.
[01:50] Takeda
    It's your fault.
[01:52] Takeda
    You turned him into a mediocre man.
[01:55] Takeda
    I'd appreciate if you'd free him already.
[01:59] Futaro
    You're right.
[02:01] Futaro
    But until last summer, or rather,
    if I hadn't taken this job,
[02:07] ---
    I would have failed to
    even be a mediocre man.
[02:10] Futaro
    I'd thought I knew it all just from
    memorizing textbooks cover to cover.
[02:16] Futaro
    I never knew that there were
    such idiots in the world.
[02:21] Futaro
    That I was as much of an idiot as I am.
[02:24] Futaro
    I'm going to stick with them
    for as long as they want.
[02:27] Miku
    Futaro.
[02:28] Takeda
    If you insist, I'd like to see
    you prove it with results.
[02:32] Takeda
    If you don't make it in, say, the top one
    hundred of the coming national mock exams,
[02:37] ---
    I'll have you accept my conditions.
[02:38] Futaro
    Top hundred?
[02:39] Futaro
    Forget about it.
[02:41] Futaro
    Top ten.
[02:43] Futaro
    I'm going to continue tutoring them
[02:45] ---
    and make it into the top ten
    of the national mock exams.
[02:48] Futaro
    And I'm going to prove that
    they aren't holding me back.
[02:52] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san!
[02:53] Takeda
    You're going big.
[02:55] Takeda
    You don't stand a chance.
[02:57] Takeda
    Especially if you're teaching
    the five of them at the same time.
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets ∫∫
SIGN    Five Cranes in Return
SIGN    Nakano Quintuplets
SIGN    Futaro's birthday is coming up in three days, right?
SIGN    We've been thinking about what to get him
SIGN    But do you think it might get
SIGN    in the way of his exam studies?
SIGN    Let's scrap the idea for now
[04:52] Futaro
    Sorry, I'm going to go get some fresh air.
[05:01] Futaro
    I need to get their grades up
    so they can graduate.
[05:06] Futaro
    I'd like to focus on my own mock exam, but...
[05:10] Futaro
    No, I need to make both happen.
[05:12] Futaro
    They aren't holding me back.
[05:14] Miku
    Futaro.
[05:16] Futaro
    Miku.
[05:18] (Flashback) Ichika
    Oh, I am very serious.
[05:22] Miku
    About the day after tomorrow...
[05:22] Futaro
    About the day before yesterday...
[05:24] Futaro
    Go ahead.
[05:25] Miku
    You go.
[05:26] Futaro
    I...
[05:27] Ichika
    What are you guys talking about?
[05:32] Futaro
    Wh-What does it matter?
[05:35] Miku
    Do you think Futaro will be okay?
[05:37] Ichika
    He'll be fine.
[05:39] Ichika
    All we can do is lighten his
    burden as much as we can.
[05:43] Ichika
    So let's forget about the
    birthday thing for now.
[05:48] Miku
    Okay.
[05:51] Ichika
    I can't regret what I did.
[05:54] Ichika
    This is how I decided I was going to fight.
[05:56] Ichika
    I've put the brakes on the others,
    so this is my chance!
[05:59] Ichika
    I'm going to be the only
    one giving him a gift.
[06:02] Ichika
    I can't be having second thoughts now.
[06:05] Nino
    I spent too long choosing, and now I'm late.
[06:08] Ichika
    Nino.
[06:09] Ichika
    What's that?
[06:10] Nino
    Oh, these?
[06:12] Nino
    Stress-relieving candles.
[06:14] Nino
    His birthday's almost here.
[06:16] Nino
    Oh, shoot.
[06:18] Nino
    I was supposed to keep it
    a secret until the day of.
[06:20] Ichika
    Didn't you see my message last night?
[06:22] Nino
    Oh, that?
[06:24] Nino
    I did, but I want to
    give him a gift, so I will.
[06:26] Nino
    Hang on, does that mean I'm the
    only one giving him a gift?
[06:31] Nino
    It'll work even better, then.
[06:34] Ichika
    I forgot.
[06:36] Ichika
    Nino's brakes are busted!
[06:39] Nino
    So?
[06:40] Ichika
    Huh? So what?
[06:42] Nino
    You have a gift for him too, don't you?
[06:51] Nino
    We're going to have to make one thing clear.
[06:55] Nino
    I asked you to stop Dad on the
    last day of our spring break vacation.
[07:01] Nino
    And yet, he arrived where
    we were supposed to meet up.
[07:04] Nino
    Do you have an explanation?
[07:07] Ichika
    We all have different tastes
    for quintuplets, right?
[07:11] Nino
    Yeah, and that always makes
    doing the cooking a real pain.
[07:16] Ichika
    Nino, do you like Futaro-kun?
[07:19] Nino
    I love him.
[07:20] Ichika
    So do I.
[07:22] Ichika
    Why does this have to be
    the one thing we agree on?
[07:26] Ichika
    Sorry, Nino, but I don't plan
    on letting you have him.
[07:30] Nino
    How condescending, just because
    you're technically the oldest sister.
[07:34] Ichika
    Who even gives a guy aromatherapy candles?
[07:38] Nino
    What? Your gift card's pretty tacky, too!
[07:41] Ichika
    Why?
[07:41] Ichika
    He can use it to buy what he really wants!
[07:48] Yotsuba
    You scared me.
[07:49] Yotsuba
    I thought Uesugi-san came back.
[07:52] Nino
    What are you making, Yotsuba?
[07:53] Yotsuba
    One thousand cranes.
[07:55] Yotsuba
    I thought we could make them
    for him to help his grades.
[07:59] Ichika
    Isn't that something you give to sick people?
[08:02] Nino
    I've heard they do bring good luck.
[08:05] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san seems kind of tired.
[08:09] Yotsuba
    He never admits it,
[08:10] ---
    but tutoring us while he's also
    studying himself is a huge burden,
[08:14] Yotsuba
    so I want him to at least stay healthy.
[08:18] Yotsuba
    Done!
[08:19] Nino
    Didn't we agree not to do gifts, though?
[08:22] Yotsuba
    Sorry!
[08:24] Yotsuba
    I didn't mean it that way!
[08:26] Ichika
    Y-Yotsuba, we're in the library.
[08:28] Nino
    You don't have to beat yourself up over it!
[08:31] Yotsuba
    I hate myself!
[08:33] Yotsuba
    I feel like I'm cheating!
[08:37] Yotsuba
    I'm a horrible human being
    for breaking our agreement!
[08:40] Ichika
    Um...
[08:41] Miku
    Sorry.
[08:43] Miku
    These are couples tickets for the gym.
[08:46] Miku
    I thought we could train together.
[08:48] Miku
    I asked for a partial advance
    on my pay so I could afford them.
[08:51] Miku
    Sorry for trying to get ahead.
[08:54] Ichika
    We sure are quintuplets.
[08:56] Ichika
    Let's do this, then.
[08:58] Ichika
    It'll get in the way of his studying if we
    give him anything before the mock exams.
[09:02] Ichika
    So let's all give him our gifts after.
[09:04] Yotsuba
    Okay!
[09:05] Miku
    That sounds good.
[09:06] Nino
    H-Hey!
[09:07] Nino
    Who said you could decide?
[09:09] Nino
    Are you even okay with that?
[09:12] Ichika
    You guys don't get him.
[09:15] Ichika
    Even if we all give him our gifts,
    he's going to like mine the best.
[09:21] Miku
    So nothing on his actual birthday, then?
[09:25] Yotsuba
    I know!
[09:26] Yotsuba
    How about this?
[09:35] Itsuki
    Studying so late?
[09:37] Itsuki
    You must be having a rough time.
SIGN    De-drowsifier
[09:39] Itsuki
    This is for you.
[09:40] Futaro
    Itsuki.
[09:42] Futaro
    What do you mean?
[09:43] Futaro
    This isn't rough.
[09:47] Futaro
    Who do you think I am?
[09:51] Itsuki
    I visited a cram school instructor
    named Shimoda-san the other day.
[09:57] Itsuki
    I don't know if it counts as work,
[10:00] ---
    but I'm going to aim to improve my academic
    capabilities while I assist Shimoda-san.
[10:05] Futaro
    Am I not good enough?
[10:07] Itsuki
    Please don't get upset.
[10:09] Itsuki
    This isn't about you.
[10:11] Itsuki
    I just wanted to do a job that
    I could make part of myself.
[10:15] Itsuki
    For the sake of my dream past the
    mock exams and past graduation,
[10:19] ---
    I wanted to get a look
    at education in action.
[10:23] Futaro
    I can never predict you guys.
[10:27] Futaro
    Ever since the new term, Yotsuba,
    Nino, Ichika, and even Miku...
[10:32] Itsuki
    Has something happened?
[10:39] Itsuki
    I'll tell you someday.
[10:48] Futaro
    How long has it been?
SIGN    From: Raiha
    
    Onii-chan, when are you coming home?
    We're ready for your birthday party
[10:51] Futaro
    Oh, yeah, that was today.
[10:55] Futaro
    I should go home.
[11:00] Futaro
    Five cranes?
[11:04] Futaro
    What's this?
SIGN    National Mock Exams
    Day 1 Day 2
    8:40-9:40 Socials 1 8:40-9:40 Science 1
    9:50-10:50 Socials 2 9:50-10:50 Science 2
    11:00-12:00 Japanese 11:00-12:00 Math 1
    13:00-14:20 English (written)
    14:30-15:20 English (listening)

[11:15] Futaro
    I guess I'm not alone.
[11:19] Futaro
    They're working hard, too.
[11:24] Futaro
    I have to keep up.
[11:28] Takeda
    We've received the results of the national
    mock exam from several days ago.
[11:33] Takeda
    Though their grades vary, all of them have
    made considerable progress since last year.
[11:39] Takeda
    I was eighth nationally.
SIGN    6 Kurosaki Riko
    7 Miyazono Akina
    8 Takeda Yusuke
    9 Ono Wakana
    10 Azumi Hiroto
[11:42] Takeda
    And Uesugi-kun...
SIGN    5 Hashikawa Masaki
    4 Maebashi Yuki
    3 Uesugi
[11:50] Takeda
    You got me.
[11:52] Takeda
    Third nationally?
[11:55] Takeda
    I have to tip my hat to you, Uesugi-kun.
SIGN    Komugiya
[12:04] Yotsuba
    Um...
[12:05] Yotsuba
    This is a bakery, right?
[12:08] Yotsuba
    Not a rock shop?
[12:09] Person A
    W-Well, Nakano-san just started working here.
[12:16] Yotsuba
    It looks dead.
[12:18] Person A
    I don't get it.
[12:20] Person A
    I'm having her follow the instructions.
[12:22] Person A
    She has some mysterious
    ability to screw it up.
[12:24] Miku
    Maybe I'm not cut out for this.
[12:27] Yotsuba
    H-Have confidence!
[12:28] Yotsuba
    I think it's becoming more
    food-like than before.
[12:31] Yotsuba
    Keep it up!
[12:33] Miku
    Okay.
[12:36] Yotsuba
    It's bread!
[12:37] Yotsuba
    Did you really make this, Miku?
[12:39] Miku
    Yup.
[12:40] Person A
    We can't quite sell this yet.
[12:44] Person A
    I'm glad you got this far, though, Miku-chan.
[12:48] Miku
    Thank you, manager.
[12:51] Yotsuba
    Let's have Uesugi-san try this.
[12:54] Yotsuba
    I bet he'll be surprised.
[12:56] Miku
    It's not that good yet.
[12:58] Yotsuba
    Did you say you were aiming
    for the school trip?
[13:00] Miku
    Yes.
[13:01] Miku
    Lunch on the first day is
    supposed to be up to us.
[13:04] Miku
    "In raiding and plundering be like fire."
[13:07] Miku
    I'm going to give him my
    best one when we're there.
[13:11] Yotsuba
    I see!
[13:13] Yotsuba
    I'm sure he'll love it.
[13:15] Miku
    There's one more problem, though.
[13:18] Miku
    We might not be able to spend lunch
    together if we aren't in the same group.
[13:22] Miku
    I want to tour Kyoto with
    him more than anything.
[13:25] Yotsuba
    Miku...
[13:27] Yotsuba
    Leave this to me!
SIGN    School Trip
[13:29] Futaro
    With the national mock exams over,
[13:32] ---
    I'd like to discuss the school trip.
[13:36] Futaro
    We'll be forming groups for our activities.
[13:39] Futaro
    Each group can have up to five people.
[13:44] Yotsuba
    Let's see...
[13:46] Yotsuba
    Where is Uesugi-san?
[13:49] Yotsuba
    There!
[13:50] Yotsuba
    Hey! Uesugi—
[13:51] Ichika
    Yotsuba.
[13:55] Ichika
    Over here.
[13:57] Yotsuba
    What's up, Ichika?
[13:59] Ichika
    I can't wait for the school trip, can you?
[14:01] Ichika
    People are having trouble with
    forming groups of five or less...
[14:05] Ichika
    but it's perfect for us, huh?
[14:09] Yotsuba
    Good thing we're quintuplets, huh?
[14:11] Ichika
    But what about Futaro-kun?
[14:14] Ichika
    He's a third-year, and he doesn't
    seem to have any friends.
[14:17] Ichika
    I'm worried about him.
[14:19] Yotsuba
    Um... In that case...
[14:21] Ichika
    All right.
[14:22] Ichika
    We should make a sacrifice for him.
[14:25] Yotsuba
    Ichika?
[14:27] Ichika
    You, me, and Futaro-kun should form a group.
[14:30] ---
    Is that okay?
[14:31] Yotsuba
    Huh? Ichika!
[14:33] Ichika
    Sorry, I got a call.
[14:34] Ichika
    Okay, take care of it!
[14:38] Raiha
    Jeez, Onii-chan.
[14:40] Raiha
    You're glued to your desk
    again on your day off.
[14:44] Futaro
    What else am I supposed to do
    on my precious day off?
[14:49] Futaro
    Oh, right, I have to thank you
    for the birthday party.
[14:52] Raiha
    Is it a gift?!
[14:54] Raiha
    What is it?
SIGN    Super easy-to-understand
    Exam questions
[14:56] Raiha
    No thanks.
[14:58] Raiha
    You don't need to thank me.
[15:01] Raiha
    You should be thanking Yotsuba-san.
[15:03] Futaro
    Why would you bring up Yotsuba?
[15:05] Raiha
    I knew you'd forget!
[15:08] Raiha
    Didn't she help you at school camp?
[15:12] Raiha
    I told you, you need to give her
    something in return.
[15:15] Raiha
    It's a new school year.
    I can't believe you didn't get her anything.
[15:18] Raiha
    That's what's wrong with you, Onii-chan!
[15:21] Yotsuba
    Huh? A gift for me?
[15:24] Yotsuba
    From you?
[15:25] Futaro
    My budget is 1,000... 1,500 yen.
[15:29] Yotsuba
    Is that why you showed up
    here out of nowhere?
[15:32] Yotsuba
    It's so like you to ask, though.
[15:35] Yotsuba
    Shouldn't you make it a
    surprise or something?
[15:37] Futaro
    I'm tired of giving gifts
    that people don't want.
[15:40] Futaro
    Just tell me what you want.
[15:43] Yotsuba
    Let's see...
[15:45] Yotsuba
    I know a good place to go.
[15:50] Yotsuba
    This is going to be a fun day!
[15:53] Futaro
    You sure?
[15:54] Futaro
    So far, we're just walking.
[15:56] Yotsuba
    That's why it's fun.
[15:58] Yotsuba
    This is a date.
[16:02] Yotsuba
    Wh-Why don't we go for lunch first?
[16:05] Futaro
    Lunch, huh? I'm up for anything.
[16:08] Yotsuba
    This restaurant is Itsuki's favorite.
[16:11] Futaro
    There's no way we're going
    to eat here for under 1,500 yen.
[16:14] Yotsuba
    This is the spa Miku was a member at.
[16:17] Futaro
    No way!
SIGN    Cursed Reply
[16:18] Yotsuba
    The movie Ichika's in.
[16:20] Futaro
    Ooh.
[16:21] Yotsuba
    Good thing she gave me tickets.
[16:23] Futaro
    That wouldn't make it a gift from me.
[16:26] Yotsuba
    Finally, I found it!
[16:28] Yotsuba
    I've been looking for this.
[16:30] Futaro
    Clothes, huh?
[16:31] Futaro
    I'll buy you that, then.
[16:33] Futaro
    I wouldn't mind going a little over budget.
[16:35] Yotsuba
    Yay!
[16:36] Yotsuba
    Nino's been wanting this.
[16:38] Yotsuba
    I bet she'll be happy.
[16:40] Futaro
    Hang on a second.
[16:43] Futaro
    Yotsuba, what is it that you want?
[16:47] Futaro
    The restaurant, the spa,
    the theater, shopping...
[16:50] Futaro
    None of it was about you.
[16:55] Yotsuba
    Um, just give me a second.
[16:58] Yotsuba
    I'm going to think about it.
[17:00] Yotsuba
    Uh...
[17:04] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san, what is it that I want?
SIGN    Nakano
[17:10] Nino
    Where has Yotsuba gone?
[17:12] Nino
    We were supposed to clean up
    around the house today.
[17:15] Ichika
    Itsuki-chan, do you recognize this box?
[17:17] Itsuki
    Oh, that's my stuff.
[17:19] Itsuki
    I packed up some clothes that
    I don't think I'll be wearing.
[17:23] Ichika
    You should throw it out if you don't need it.
[17:25] Ichika
    Not that I can talk.
[17:29] Ichika
    Itsuki-chan, you dropped something.
[17:32] Ichika
    This is from Kyoto.
[17:37] Ichika
    I see.
[17:38] Futaro
    Huh...
[17:39] Futaro
    I'm surprised you know a place like this.
[17:41] Yotsuba
    I come to this park often.
[17:44] Yotsuba
    I hop on the swing when I'm a bit bummed.
[17:48] Yotsuba
    I-I guess this is nothing fancy, though.
[17:50] Yotsuba
    Let's go somewhere nicer.
[17:57] Futaro
    It's been a while, but I've still got it.
[17:58] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san?
[18:00] Futaro
    Are you impressed, Yotsuba?
[18:02] Yotsuba
    Jeez, you're like a child.
[18:04] Yotsuba
    Besides, that's not that impressive.
[18:07] Yotsuba
    I'll show you how it's done. Watch this.
[18:10] Yotsuba
    See? How's that!
[18:14] Futaro
    I can go even higher!
[18:24] Yotsuba
    I like this view you get
    when you swing full force.
[18:29] Yotsuba
    It's not exactly a million-dollar nightscape,
[18:32] ---
    but when I imagine that there's a home—
    a family—for every light...
[18:38] Yotsuba
    I feel warm inside.
[18:40] Yotsuba
    And then...
[18:49] Yotsuba
    I beat my old record!
[18:51] Yotsuba
    Can you come this far, Uesugi-san?
[18:54] Futaro
    Of course I...
[19:08] Yotsuba
    U-Uesugi-san!
[19:16] Futaro
    Did you see that?!
[19:17] Futaro
    What just happened?!
[19:19] (Flashback) Futaro
    What is it that you want?
[19:23] Yotsuba
    What on earth are you doing?
[19:25] Yotsuba
    Anyway, it's late. Let's go home.
[19:27] Futaro
    Huh? Okay.
[19:29] Futaro
    Man, I never got her anything.
[19:33] Futaro
    Do I have anything?
[19:35] ---
    Super easy-to-understand
    Exam questions
[19:35] Futaro
    I-If this will do...
[19:38] Yotsuba
    That's so you, Uesugi-san.
[19:40] Yotsuba
    Thank you.
[19:42] Yotsuba
    But I already got what I wanted.
[19:47] Futaro
    You did?
[19:49] Yotsuba
    Yes.
[19:50] Futaro
    Okay, then.
[19:53] Futaro
    Are you sure?
[19:56] Yotsuba
    Let's come back again.
[19:58] Yotsuba
    With everyone, next time.
[20:02] Yotsuba
    This is for middle schoolers!
[20:05] Futaro
    Hey, you're all here today.
[20:07] Itsuki
    Well, let's start studying.
[20:09] Miku
    But first, I want to talk
    about the school trip.
[20:14] Miku
    Futaro, have you chosen who
    you're going to go with?
[20:16] Futaro
    I...
[20:17] Ichika
    Wait!
[20:18] Ichika
    Yotsuba said she has something to say.
[20:21] Yotsuba
    U-Um...
[20:22] Yotsuba
    I...
[20:24] Ichika
    Right?
[20:25] Miku
    What?
[20:27] Futaro
    Hurry up.
[20:29] Yotsuba
    U-Um, well...
[20:31] Yotsuba
    Miku and Ichika can come with...
[20:33] Yotsuba
    But Itsuki and Nino...
[20:36] Yotsuba
    We sisters have to stay together.
[20:39] Yotsuba
    Oh, I know!
[20:40] Yotsuba
    Let's just all be in the same group!
[20:43] Yotsuba
    You, too, Uesugi-san!
[20:45] Futaro
    Wha?
[20:46] Ichika
    That would be ideal, but we can
    only have up to five per group.
[20:49] Yotsuba
    I meant everyone besides me.
[20:53] Yotsuba
    That solves everything.
[20:55] Ichika
    That's a bit much.
[20:57] Futaro
    I can't have that, Yotsuba.
[21:03] Yotsuba
    Is there a problem?
[21:06] Futaro
    There is.
[21:08] Futaro
    A huge one.
[21:09] Nino
    Yeah.
[21:10] Nino
    The problem is that no one wants that.
[21:13] Nino
    At the very least, I don't.
[21:15] Nino
    How about this, then?
[21:17] Nino
    Fu-kun and I form a group by ourselves.
[21:21] Miku
    "Fu-kun"?
[21:22] Nino
    I don't know what Yotsuba was about to say,
[21:24] ---
    but that's been my plan all along.
[21:27] Nino
    I'm going with who I like.
[21:29] Nino
    You don't get to say no.
[21:32] Futaro
    U-Uh, Nino, I never...
[21:34] Nino
    Stay out of this, Fu-kun.
[21:36] Miku
    "Fu-kun"...
[21:38] Miku
    I-I...
[21:44] Nino
    If you have something to say, say it now.
[21:51] Nino
    It's settled.
[21:52] Futaro
    No, it's not!
[21:53] Futaro
    Hear me out!
[21:55] Nino
    I told you to stay quiet!
[21:58] Nino
    Just be grateful that you
    get to go on a date with me!
[22:02] Futaro
    I already made a group with
    some guys from our class.
[22:05] Futaro
    Sorry.
[22:06] Maeda
    Who's going to be the group leader?
[22:09] Takeda
    You mustn't forget about me.
[22:11] Nino
    Why does it have to be this way?
[22:14] Person A
    I thought those five would make a group.
[22:16] Person B
    They must be really tight-knit,
    to go as sisters.
[22:20] Miku
    So it's the same as always.
[22:23] Ichika
    I'm glad Futaro-kun has some friends now.
[22:27] Takeda
    School Trip
[22:28] Yotsuba
    This is so awkward!
SIGN    Episode 11
SIGN    Sisters War: Part 1
[24:01] Itsuki
    "Sisters War: Part 1."

11 - Sisters War: Part 1

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[00:04] Itsuki
    Uesugi-kun...
[00:08] Yotsuba
    Huh?
[00:08] Yotsuba
    Just you here, Itsuki?
[00:10] Itsuki
    Y-Yes!
[00:12] Yotsuba
    Did you just put something in your bag?
[00:14] Itsuki
    Yes, I'm preparing for the school trip.
[00:17] Yotsuba
    Yeah?
[00:18] Yotsuba
    It's coming up, huh?
[00:20] Yotsuba
    Things aren't so great
    between us right now...
[00:24] Yotsuba
    but hopefully the school trip
    brings us back together.
[00:28] Itsuki
    You're right.
[00:29] Itsuki
    We can get back to how we were before.
[00:34] Raiha
    Underwear, socks...
[00:36] Raiha
    Are you bringing your own toothbrush?
[00:38] Futaro
    Come on, Raiha.
[00:39] Futaro
    We don't need to buy everything new.
[00:42] Raiha
    You have money saved up from tutoring.
[00:45] Raiha
    No one's going to blame you for
    spending some of it on yourself.
[00:50] Raiha
    But the sisters are going to hate you
    if you cheaped out on their birthday.
[00:54] Futaro
    Huh?
[00:55] Futaro
    Their birthday's coming up?
[00:58] Raiha
    It already happened.
[01:00] Futaro
    I guess it doesn't matter.
[01:01] Futaro
    They were late, anyway.
[01:03] Futaro
    Besides, they never told me, so...
[01:05] Raiha
    If you get something, you give back!
[01:07] Raiha
    Even elementary school kids know that.
[01:10] Futaro
    Do you think I should get them something?
[01:15] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san.
[01:16] Raiha
    I was texting with Itsuki-san yesterday.
[01:18] Raiha
    We decided to come shopping together.
[01:22] Futaro
    Anyway, their birthday...
[01:23] Raiha
    Shh! Shh!
[01:25] Itsuki
    So you are here with her.
[01:28] Itsuki
    In that case, we can't shop together.
[01:31] Futaro
    I might know what to get them
    if I watch how they shop.
[01:38] Itsuki
    Wh-Why are you following me?
[01:40] Futaro
    We're shopping for the same trip anyway.
    What's the problem?
[01:43] Itsuki
    Yes, we are.
[01:44] Itsuki
    But while they may share a purpose,
    they're totally different things.
[01:47] Itsuki
    I'm here to buy underwear!
[01:50] Itsuki
    R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-Raiha-chan,
    what do you think of this?
[01:54] Raiha
    I think that's way too adult, I-Itsuki-san.
[01:58] Itsuki
    I'm a h-h-h-h-high schooler, after all.
[02:00] Itsuki
    This is about right.
[02:03] Futaro
    Don't you need to shop?
[02:05] Yotsuba
    I tend to take good care of my things.
[02:08] Futaro
    You're still wearing little girl panties?
[02:10] Yotsuba
    H-How did you know?!
[02:11] Raiha
    Thanks for waiting.
[02:13] Yotsuba
    Huh?
[02:14] Yotsuba
    Where's Itsuki?
[02:15] Raiha
    She's taking her own measurements
    and trying some clothes on.
[02:17] Futaro
    You're quintuplets.
[02:19] Futaro
    Couldn't she just buy the same sizes?
[02:22] Yotsuba
    That's quintuplet harassment.
[02:24] Yotsuba
    Quintassment!
[02:25] Yotsuba
    I don't know why she's taking
    measurements, though.
[02:29] Yotsuba
    She hasn't grown more
    than the rest of us, has she?
[02:33] Raiha
    I guess things are complicated
    for quintuplets, huh?
[02:36] Yotsuba
    They are!
[02:37] Yotsuba
    Especially these days!
[02:39] Yotsuba
    N-No, anyway, school camp
    ended pretty badly,
[02:45] ---
    so let's make sure we don't regret
    anything on our school trip.
[02:49] Futaro
    Not that I really care, but I'll
    be sure to take care of my health.
[02:52] Raiha
    Sheesh. You act like you aren't
    looking forward to it.
[02:56] Raiha
    He's been looking through the guidebook
    over and over at home.
[02:58] Futaro
    Raiha!
[03:00] Raiha
    Besides, you might run into
    the girl from the photo.
[03:04] Futaro
    That won't happen.
[03:05] Raiha
    Huh? Wasn't that in Kyoto?
[03:08] Raiha
    That's what Dad said.
[03:09] Futaro
    Even then, she was a tourist, too.
[03:12] Yotsuba
    What girl in the photo?
[03:14] Raiha
    Come on, you should show her.
[03:16] Futaro
    It's nothing.
[03:18] Futaro
    I don't even have the photo anymore.
[03:19] Yotsuba
    Something smells fishy.
[03:22] Yotsuba
    You should be able to tell me,
    if it's actually nothing.
[03:24] Yotsuba
    I know why you can't tell me!
[03:27] Yotsuba
    It's because you have regrets!
[03:29] Yotsuba
    Now, tell me, and get it off your chest!
[03:33] Futaro
    She's a girl I ran into in Kyoto.
[03:36] Futaro
    Her name is Rena.
[03:39] Yotsuba
    Rena...
[03:41] Futaro
    The end.
[03:42] Yotsuba
    The end?!
[03:43] Yotsuba
    B-But you've got me curious!
[03:45] Yotsuba
    I want to hear a little more! Please!
[03:49] Raiha
    She's basically his first love.
[03:52] Yotsuba
    F-First love?!
[03:54] Futaro
    Hey! No one ever said...
SIGN    Sisters War: Part 1
[04:08] Ichika
    Full house.
[04:09] Yotsuba
    I lost.
[04:10] Nino
    One more time!
[04:11] Nino
    We're playing one more game!
[04:13] Ichika
    I'll take you on anytime.
[04:16] Yotsuba
    Miku.
[04:17] Yotsuba
    Miku, the game's done.
[04:21] Miku
    Two pair.
[04:22] Nino
    So slow! And weak!
[04:23] Yotsuba
    You seem sleepy.
[04:25] Yotsuba
    I noticed you woke up early
    and went somewhere.
[04:28] Miku
    Yeah.
[04:29] Miku
    I begged my workplace to
    let me borrow the kitchen.
[04:34] Yotsuba
    So are you going to have him try it, and...
[04:38] Yotsuba
    You've worked so hard for this day.
[04:41] Yotsuba
    I'm rooting for you until the end.
[04:44] Miku
    I hope it's still good when it's cold.
[04:47] Ichika
    I know.
[04:48] Ichika
    How about the next person who wins
    gets to ask anyone else to do anything?
[04:53] Nino
    Anything, huh?
[04:54] Nino
    Sounds good.
[04:56] Itsuki
    Challenge accepted.
[04:58] Miku
    I'll win.
[05:02] Yotsuba
    These sparks...
[05:04] Yotsuba
    We're just really into this card game, right?
[05:07] Sensei
    We'll have your large luggage
    taken to the hotel.
[05:11] Sensei
    Bring only your valuables.
[05:13] Sensei
    That's it for instructions.
[05:15] Sensei
    Dismissed.
[05:24] Itsuki
    Is something wrong?
[05:26] Nino
    No, I think I just imagined it.
[05:29] Nino
    I wonder where Fu-kun's group is going.
[05:32] Yotsuba
    Is there anywhere you all want to go?
[05:34] Nino
    Well, if you're going to travel,
    you have to go shopping.
[05:38] Nino
    Fancy shops are way more fun
    than some old temples.
[05:42] Ichika
    You don't get it.
[05:43] Ichika
    We're in Kyoto, of all places.
[05:45] Ichika
    You want him to try
    some of the local delicacies.
[05:49] Itsuki
    I agree with that too, but...
[05:52] ---
    At the moment, I'd like to remind him of
    what happened that day here at this station.
[05:56] Itsuki
    I mean, we could go explore.
[05:59] Yotsuba
    Itsuki, what's gotten into you?
[06:02] Itsuki
    I...
[06:04] Ichika
    Futaro-kun's group left.
[06:07] Ichika
    The only reason we wouldn't agree
    to meet up with them
[06:10] Ichika
    is because we're all thinking the same thing.
[06:14] Nino
    We're following them.
[06:22] Yotsuba
    Do these toriis go on forever?
[06:24] Itsuki
    I've seen pictures of them,
    but they're stunning in person.
[06:28] Nino
    This is so grammable.
[06:30] Nino
    Come on, everyone, peace signs.
[06:34] Yotsuba
    It's kind of rare that we get a
    picture of just us sisters, huh?
[06:37] Nino
    Oh, we don't have any of just the five of us?
[06:39] Ichika
    We didn't take one of us
    at the fireworks festival?
[06:42] Itsuki
    We haven't taken one since we were
    on our field trip back in elementary school.
[06:46] Yotsuba
    Let's get a picture of all
    of us this time, then.
[06:48] Miku
    Do you think Futaro's at the top already?
[06:50] Nino
    I haven't gotten a glimpse of him.
[06:52] Itsuki
    Guys are fast.
[06:54] Yotsuba
    All right, we need to keep up!
[07:00] Nino
    This stairway's... pretty long... huh?
[07:02] Itsuki
    My legs are starting to hurt.
[07:04] Yotsuba
    Come on, everyone! You're so slow!
[07:06] Nino
    She doesn't have a care in the world.
[07:09] Ichika
    That's what we love about her.
[07:11] Nino
    You're right.
[07:12] Nino
    She's nothing like a certain
    schemer that I know.
[07:15] Nino
    You're coming up with some
    nasty plan again, aren't you?
[07:20] Ichika
    Me? I would never!
[07:23] Yotsuba
    There're two ways we can go.
[07:25] Itsuki
    It looks like both lead to the peak.
[07:28] Nino
    Which way has Fu-kun gone?
[07:31] Nino
    I'll fall behind pretty badly
    if I don't meet him here.
[07:35] Itsuki
    It's already noon.
[07:36] Itsuki
    Let's have lunch at that shop over there.
[07:40] Miku
    Wait, lunch...
[07:42] Nino
    What?
[07:42] Nino
    Is there something else you want?
[07:45] Yotsuba
    U-Um...
[07:48] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    Full house!
[07:49] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    I win!
[07:53] Yotsuba
    Let's split into two groups.
[07:55] Yotsuba
    Miku and I will take the right route.
[07:57] Yotsuba
    Ichika, Nino, and Itsuki
    will take the left route.
[08:01] Yotsuba
    That way, we'll run into
    Uesugi-san at some point.
[08:04] Nino
    Hang on a second.
[08:05] Ichika
    You can't decide that for us.
[08:07] Yotsuba
    I am the victor! My orders are absolute!
[08:10] Yotsuba
    I have the right to order you to do anything!
SIGN    Left Route
[08:17] Nino
    Look what happened because
    of your stupid idea.
[08:21] Nino
    Judging from the flow of people,
    the other route was the right one.
[08:26] Itsuki
    Um...
[08:27] Itsuki
    What are you two talking about?
[08:30] Itsuki
    It's a washroom.
[08:32] Itsuki
    I wanted to go.
[08:34] Itsuki
    I guess we took the right route.
[08:35] Nino
    There aren't any ahead, are there?
[08:38] Nino
    I guess I should go, too.
SIGN    Right Route
[08:50] Yotsuba
    Miku!
[08:51] Yotsuba
    Hurry up, or lunchtime's going to be over!
[08:55] Miku
    Just a little longer.
[08:57] Yotsuba
    You worked so hard for this day.
[09:00] Yotsuba
    Hang in there just a little longer.
[09:03] Miku
    Yotsuba...
[09:04] Miku
    Thanks.
[09:06] Itsuki
    It's lunchtime.
[09:08] Itsuki
    I'm getting hungry.
[09:10] Nino
    I wonder what Fu-kun's group
    had planned for lunch?
[09:15] Ichika
    Huh?
[09:16] Ichika
    Where's Ichika?
[09:18] Nino
    Shoot!
[09:21] Ichika
    From what I saw on the map,
    this is the shorter route to the peak.
[09:26] Ichika
    I might not be able to beat
    Yotsuba when she's by herself,
[09:29] ---
    but given Miku's fitness,
    I should be able to beat them to the peak.
[09:34] Ichika
    What do I do when I meet Futaro-kun?
[09:37] Ichika
    Those other guys will be there, too.
[09:39] Ichika
    Still, Miku's been suspicious.
[09:42] Ichika
    She's going to make a move
    sometime during this school trip.
[09:46] Ichika
    I have to do it again.
[09:48] Ichika
    If I can't take back the lie
    I've already told,
[09:51] Ichika
    all I can do is continue to lie
    in order to stop Miku.
[10:05] Ichika
    No one's here.
[10:07] Ichika
    We didn't run into each other along the way,
[10:10] ---
    which must mean Futaro-kun
    took the right route.
[10:14] Ichika
    I have to hurry.
[10:15] Ichika
    I ran a lot. Miku and Yotsuba
    can't be here yet.
[10:28] Miku
    Ichika.
[10:30] Miku
    Why are you dressed up as me?
[10:32] Miku
    If there's a reason for this...
[10:35] Yotsuba
    Ichika, this wasn't what I meant.
[10:40] Yotsuba
    Is this what you really wanted to do?
[10:43] Miku
    Yotsuba, what do you mean?
[10:45] Yotsuba
    Ichika is trying to get in the way.
[10:48] Miku
    Get in the way of what?
[10:51] Yotsuba
    In the way of...
[10:51] Ichika
    Yotsuba, wait!
[10:53] ---
    Mountain Peak
[10:53] Yotsuba
    your confession to Uesugi-san, Miku!
[10:55] Futaro
    Okay... I made it first.
[11:00] Futaro
    Huh?
[11:02] Futaro
    What did you just say?
[11:08] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san, did you just hear that?
[11:14] Yotsuba
    Miku!
[11:16] Nino
    We're finally at the peak.
[11:22] Itsuki
    Miku!
[11:23] Itsuki
    Wait, please!
[11:24] Itsuki
    Where are you going?
[11:29] Nino
    Ichika, you crossed the line.
[11:32] Nino
    I'm getting fed up with you.
[11:34] Nino
    Are you happy about making her cry?
[11:36] Yotsuba
    Wait, Nino, that was my...
[11:40] Ichika
    Yotsuba, it's fine.
[11:42] Ichika
    No matter the result... this is
    more or less what I was trying to do.
[11:46] Nino
    How low are you going to...
[11:48] Ichika
    I don't want to hear that from you.
[11:51] Ichika
    You said at the hot springs that you
    would walk over anyone to make it work.
[11:55] Ichika
    How are we any different?
[11:58] Ichika
    Tell me.
[12:00] Nino
    I did say that.
[12:02] Nino
    I don't intend on giving
    him up to anyone else.
[12:05] Nino
    But the bond between the five of us
    is just as important to me.
[12:10] Nino
    Even if you were the one
    who was chosen someday,
[12:13] ---
    I would have wanted to celebrate.
[12:18] Maeda
    I can't walk another step.
[12:20] Takeda
    Honestly,
[12:22] Takeda
    you ate too much at the restaurant below.
[12:26] Maeda
    Huh?
[12:27] Maeda
    What are you doing?
[12:28] Futaro
    I mean, I don't know what's going on, either.
[12:31] Futaro
    Girls, take it down a notch.
[12:34] Nino
    Shut up and stay out of this!
    You'll make things even messier!
[12:37] Nino
    Go chase after Miku!
[12:39] Futaro
    What?
[12:39] Nino
    Hurry up!
[12:40] Nino
    On the double!
[12:41] Futaro
    Fine.
[12:44] Futaro
    Sorry, guys.
[12:45] Futaro
    I'll meet you up ahead.
[12:46] Maeda
    Right.
[12:47] Yotsuba
    I-I'll go find her, too.
[12:50] Nino
    We're going down, too.
[12:52] Ichika
    Okay.
[13:01] Futaro
    Shit, Miku's not here anymore.
[13:04] Yotsuba
    I got through to Itsuki!
[13:07] Yotsuba
    She's on the bus with Miku.
SIGN    Keihan Bus
SIGN    Inari-taisha
[13:09] Futaro
    Okay.
[13:10] Futaro
    Let's take the bus.
[13:15] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san, you heard what
    I said at the peak, right?
[13:21] Futaro
    I didn't hear nothing.
[13:22] Yotsuba
    Ah! You definitely heard!
[13:25] Futaro
    I said I didn't hear anything.
[13:27] Futaro
    Just leave it at that!
[13:28] Yotsuba
    Still, it's a fact that my
    reckless comment hurt Miku.
[13:35] Yotsuba
    She's been working so hard.
[13:39] Yotsuba
    And I'm the one who gave Ichika the idea
    to do this, too... during our family trip...
[13:43] Futaro
    You're right. It's your fault.
[13:46] Futaro
    Consider the time and place
    before saying something like that.
[13:49] Yotsuba
    So you did hear me.
[13:52] Futaro
    I mean, I knew, I guess.
[13:54] Yotsuba
    You knew? You knew what?
[13:56] Futaro
    I mean, you know, that...
[14:01] ---
    M-
[14:02] Futaro
    that Miku has had feelings for me.
[14:07] Yotsuba
    Am I hearing things?
    Could you say that again?
[14:10] Futaro
    Stop it! I'm not saying it again!
[14:12] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san the Dense...
[14:14] Yotsuba
    I can't believe it.
[14:16] Futaro
    Well, a lot's happened.
[14:18] Futaro
    So I was really confused when she,
    of all people, said she was cheering "us" on.
[14:24] Futaro
    That wasn't really Miku.
[14:26] Futaro
    I was right about that, huh?
[14:29] Futaro
    I said, it's fine.
[14:31] Futaro
    You worry about people too much.
[14:34] Futaro
    To be honest, you take it way too far.
[14:37] Yotsuba
    I'm okay with that.
[14:39] Yotsuba
    Remember I told you before about how
    when I failed, everyone came with me?
[14:45] Yotsuba
    I dragged them all into my problems.
[14:48] Yotsuba
    It's not something I can make up for so easily.
[14:51] Yotsuba
    It's only natural that they
    should end up happier than I do.
[14:55] Futaro
    Is that how it has to be?
[14:57] Yotsuba
    I wanted everyone to enjoy this trip, too.
[15:02] Yotsuba
    Is there any way everyone
    can be happy, Uesugi-san?
[15:07] Futaro
    There is.
[15:10] Futaro
    If each person could feel happy without
    comparing themselves to others...
[15:15] Futaro
    That would be the kind of
    world that you're looking for.
[15:20] Yotsuba
    Then...
[15:20] Futaro
    But...
[15:21] Futaro
    In reality, it's not uncommon for someone's
    happiness to make someone else unhappy.
[15:29] Futaro
    Some kinds of happiness are gained only
    by competing and taking from each other.
[15:35] Yotsuba
    In that case, what can I do?
[15:38] Futaro
    There's nothing you can do.
[15:40] Futaro
    There's a limit.
[15:42] Futaro
    Don't you think it's a little presumptuous?
    Trying to get everything.
[15:46] Futaro
    When you choose to have something,
    you choose not to have something else.
[15:50] Futaro
    Someday, you'll have to choose.
[15:53] Futaro
    Someday, for sure.
[15:57] Nino
    Listen up, everyone.
[15:59] Nino
    We're being tailed by a sneak photographer.
[16:01] Nino
    I noticed it ever since
    we were at Kyoto Station.
[16:04] Nino
    I'm sure of it.
SIGN    Molesters Targeting Students on School Trips
    Kyoto City on High Alert
     A high number of incidents of thefts, blackmail, and groping
    in dense areas such as on buses,
    continues to plague students on school trips in Kyoto.
    Such incidents targeting students are particularly prevalent
    in Kyoto, as compared to the rest of the nation.
[16:06] Nino
    I read in the news that they
    target students on school trips.
[16:11] Itsuki
    Even then, why would they target you, Nino?
[16:13] Itsuki
    What is that supposed to mean?!
[16:15] Itsuki
    I knew it!
[16:16] Person A
    It's a feast!
[16:18] Person B
    Let's post it on Instagram.
[16:20] Yotsuba
    Anyway, Miku and Ichika are
    back at the hotel, right?
[16:24] Itsuki
    Yes.
[16:25] Itsuki
    Both of them seem worn out
    after all that walking.
[16:28] Itsuki
    They're resting in our room.
[16:30] Nino
    I doubt they're in the same room together.
[16:33] Ichika
    I can't believe Miku set out on her own.
[16:36] Yotsuba
    I'm going to go check on them.
[16:37] Nino
    Hold it.
[16:39] Nino
    I'm almost done eating.
[16:41] Nino
    I'll come with you.
[16:42] Yotsuba
    Nino!
[16:43] Itsuki
    I'm already finished!
[16:49] Maeda
    Hey, Uesugi-kun, is something the matter?
[16:52] Futaro
    What happened to Maeda?
[16:54] Maeda
    A long bathroom visit.
[16:56] Futaro
    Me too, then.
[16:57] Maeda
    Which means I'm coming, too.
[16:59] Futaro
    Don't follow me.
[17:02] Nino
    Miku, Ichika, I know you're in there.
[17:05] Nino
    Open the door.
[17:07] Ichika
    They aren't responding.
[17:09] Nino
    They're ignoring their phones, too.
[17:11] Yotsuba
    Miku, I'm sorry.
[17:12] Yotsuba
    I ruined everything!
[17:14] Yotsuba
    But there are still two more
    days on the school trip.
[17:17] Yotsuba
    I want you to let me make things right.
[17:20] Miku
    Yotsuba didn't do anything wrong.
[17:22] Nino
    Yotsuba...
[17:27] Ichika
    After what you said, Nino,
    now I'm hearing things, too!
[17:32] Nino
    Y-Yeah, right?
[17:33] Nino
    We're just hearing things.
[17:34] Nino
    There's no way he'd be in the hotel.
[17:44] Futaro
    What was that scream?
[17:46] Ichika
    What's—
SIGN    Miku ♥
[17:57] Miku
    Nino, what was that scream?
[17:59] Nino
    You finally picked up.
[18:01] Futaro
    Ichika.
[18:02] Futaro
    You...
[18:03] Ichika
    Futaro-kun, I'm glad I ran into you.
[18:06] Ichika
    Do you have time tomorrow?
[18:07] Nino
    Miku, do you have any plans for tomorrow?
[18:11] Nino
    There's something I want
    to talk to you about.
[18:11] Ichika
    There's something I want
    to talk to you about.
[18:18] Yotsuba
    You can see all the way to the station.
[18:20] Itsuki
    What if we fall?
[18:23] Futaro
    It feels higher, seeing it for
    the first time in a while.
[18:27] Itsuki
    Uesugi-kun.
[18:28] Yotsuba
    I thought you were with your friends.
[18:30] Futaro
    Oh, I wanted to talk to Miku.
[18:33] Futaro
    I thought she'd be with you.
[18:36] Itsuki
    Miku isn't here.
[18:39] Itsuki
    She doesn't seem to be well yet.
[18:41] Itsuki
    She's resting at the hotel.
[18:42] Yotsuba
    And Ichika and Nino are walking around
    with their friends from second year.
[18:48] Yotsuba
    I'm worried about Miku, but...
[18:50] ---
    Yeah, so the two of us
    are spending our time together.
[18:54] Futaro
    It's kind of sad seeing less than half of you.
[18:56] Itsuki
    I-It's not bad, for a change.
[18:58] Itsuki
    Hey, we're at Kiyomizu Temple!
[19:01] Yotsuba
    Itsuki?
[19:01] Itsuki
    Look at this scenery, Uesugi-kun!
[19:04] Itsuki
    It's gorgeous!
[19:05] Futaro
    Quit tugging!
[19:06] Futaro
    It's dangerous!
[19:08] Itsuki
    You're afraid of this?
[19:11] Itsuki
    And you call yourself a man?
[19:13] Futaro
    I-I'm not scared at all.
[19:15] Futaro
    You must be freaking out yourself.
[19:18] Itsuki
    Oh, I know.
[19:19] Itsuki
    Let's take a picture together.
[19:21] Itsuki
    Here.
[19:21] Futaro
    Huh?
[19:22] Futaro
    Why?!
[19:23] Itsuki
    Please, Yotsuba.
[19:25] Yotsuba
    Sure, I guess.
[19:26] Futaro
    Hurry up and get it over with.
[19:28] Itsuki
    O-Okay.
[19:29] Itsuki
    Thank you for taking the time.
[19:32] Itsuki
    Why am I being so bold?
[19:36] Itsuki
    But this ought to be enough to make him
    remember what happened six years ago.
[19:42] Miku
    I'm sorry for the trouble.
[19:45] Person A
    I'm sorry you have to spend
    your school trip like this.
[19:48] Miku
    I'm going to rest in my room
    for a while longer.
[19:51] Person A
    Sure... Oh, right.
[19:53] Person A
    There's been a sneak photographer
    spotted in this hotel.
[19:55] Person A
    Be careful.
[19:56] Miku
    Thank you.
[20:01] Nino
    "Like the shadows, unknowable," was it?
[20:05] Miku
    What are you doing, Nino?
[20:07] Nino
    Imitating you.
[20:09] Nino
    In more ways than one.
[20:11] Nino
    They wouldn't buy that two sisters
    are both staying in sick together.
[20:14] Nino
    When's the next head count?
[20:16] Nino
    Yeah, we have some time.
[20:18] Miku
    I'm asking why you came here.
[20:21] Nino
    I told you.
[20:22] Nino
    I wanted to talk to you.
[20:25] Miku
    If you came to cheer me up, forget it.
[20:27] Nino
    Huh?
[20:32] Nino
    Why would I do such a thing?
[20:35] Nino
    My rival just backed down by herself.
[20:39] Nino
    It's nothing but lucky for me.
[20:43] Nino
    All I need to do now is defeat Ichika.
[20:45] Nino
    That sly fox...
[20:47] Nino
    What should I do with her?
[20:48] Nino
    Anyway, I'm taking Fu-kun.
[20:52] Nino
    You okay with that?
[20:53] Miku
    "Fu-kun"...
[20:55] Miku
    Since when have you...
[20:56] Nino
    What?
[20:58] Nino
    Are you going to tell me you aren't going
    to give him up because you liked him first?
[21:01] Miku
    I don't mean that.
[21:03] Nino
    Sure, you might have been first.
[21:07] Nino
    I don't really know enough to
    say time doesn't matter in love.
[21:12] Nino
    This is my first time.
[21:14] Nino
    I have no idea what's right or wrong.
[21:19] Nino
    All I know is that I love him
    more than anyone.
[21:23] Miku
    I haven't given up, either.
[21:27] Nino
    The school trip is a perfect
    chance to get close to him,
[21:30] ---
    and you're spending it locked in this room.
[21:33] Nino
    You've practically given up.
[21:35] Nino
    Your turn's over.
[21:37] Nino
    Bye, loser.
[21:39] Miku
    I don't want to give up!
[21:41] Miku
    But I'm scared.
[21:43] Miku
    I knew it would end up like this.
[21:46] Miku
    But now that Futaro knows how I feel,
[21:49] ---
    I don't know if I'm good enough for him.
[21:52] Miku
    There's no way he would like someone like me.
[21:56] Miku
    I never thought it would be
    so scary to fight fair and square.
[22:01] Yotsuba
    Look, Itsuki.
SIGN    Long Life 500 yen
SIGN    Core Strength 500 yen
SIGN    Success in love 500 yen
SIGN    Academic success 400 yen
SIGN    Happiness 400 yen
[22:03] Yotsuba
    Good luck charms for love.
[22:04] Yotsuba
    Let's buy one for Miku.
[22:07] Itsuki
    Um... Where's Uesugi-kun?
[22:10] Yotsuba
    He must have gone back to his friends.
[22:13] Itsuki
    This was supposed to be my chance.
[22:15] Yotsuba
    Itsuki.
[22:17] Yotsuba
    Are you hiding something from me?
[22:21] Itsuki
    You have to tell Uesugi-kun.
[22:24] Itsuki
    That you were the one who
    met him six years ago.
SIGN    Episode 12
SIGN    Sisters War: Part 2
SIGN    "Sisters War: Part 2."

12 - Sisters War: Part 2

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[00:00] Miku
    There's no way he would like someone like me.
[00:05] Nino
    Why are you assuming you've lost?
[00:08] Nino
    You've already lost in spirit.
[00:11] Miku
    It's Ichika I'm up against.
[00:13] Miku
    She's cute and social,
    and she's popular with the guys.
[00:17] Miku
    And she has the strength to
    believe in her own dreams.
[00:19] Miku
    If I were a guy, I would choose her.
[00:23] Miku
    Besides, there's you, too.
[00:26] Nino
    Gee, thanks.
[00:28] Nino
    Not that I didn't already know that I'm cute.
[00:31] Nino
    That just makes him even more messed up
    for not immediately going out with me.
[00:37] Nino
    How much courage does he think it took me?
[00:39] Miku
    You confessed?
[00:41] Miku
    You're amazing, Nino.
[00:44] Nino
    So you haven't yet, have you?
[00:46] Nino
    He'll never get it through his
    thick skull unless you tell him.
[00:50] Miku
    You're right.
[00:51] Miku
    I said I'd do it if I scored
    the highest on our exams.
[00:54] Miku
    Or if I could bake good bread.
[00:56] Miku
    I kept making up excuses to put it off.
[01:00] Miku
    It's not Ichika's fault or anyone else's.
[01:02] Miku
    I did this to myself.
[01:03] Nino
    Okay, then.
[01:05] Nino
    Go ahead and stay cooped up
    like this forever.
[01:08] Nino
    Always moping like that...
[01:09] Nino
    You and I really are on completely
    different wavelengths.
[01:13] Nino
    But still, I thought you were a rival.
[01:18] Nino
    You're no match for me? What?
[01:22] Nino
    You said we're rivals in love, didn't you?
[01:24] Nino
    You had no trouble admitting that I'm cute.
[01:27] Nino
    Seriously, think about it carefully.
[01:29] Nino
    We're quintuplets.
[01:31] Nino
    You're obviously cute, too.
[01:36] (Flashback) Nino
    Wait, don't you think
    this is a bit too short?
[01:38] (Flashback) Miku
    You're the one who told me to cut it.
[01:40] (Flashback) Nino
    I know, but I've never
    cut it this short before.
[01:43] (Flashback) Miku
    Don't worry.
[01:45] (Flashback) Miku
    You look cute.
[01:46] (Flashback) Nino
    Y-You'd better be right.
[01:48] (Flashback) Miku
    Yeah, you're cute.
[01:50] Nino
    Bye.
[01:53] Miku
    Nino, I'm sorry.
[01:56] Futaro
    H-Hey, where are you taking me?
[01:58] Ichika
    Just come with me.
[02:00] Futaro
    What's gotten into you,
[02:02] Futaro
    Miku?
[02:03] (Flashback) Ichika
    There's something I want
    to talk to you about.
[02:06] (Flashback) Ichika
    I want you to hear Miku out.
[02:09] Ichika
    So long as Futaro-kun knows
    that Miku likes him,
[02:12] ---
    my lie doesn't make any sense.
[02:15] Ichika
    I'm going to use everything I can.
[02:18] Ichika
    This is the only way I can do it.
[02:21] Ichika
    It's the only way I can win.
SIGN    Sisters War: Part 2
[02:27] Futaro
    Where are we?
[02:28] Ichika
    You've been here before, haven't you?
[02:30] Futaro
    Yeah.
[02:31] Futaro
    When I was in elementary school.
[02:33] Ichika
    When you were in elementary school?
[02:36] Futaro
    I still remember that day.
[02:39] Futaro
    That day, I wandered around this area
    with Rena, wherever she wanted to go.
[02:46] Futaro
    There's no way I wouldn't have
    enjoyed traveling with her,
[02:49] ---
    after she said she needed me.
[02:51] Futaro
    Before I knew it, the sun set,
    and it was night.
[02:55] Ichika
    And then what happened?
[02:58] Futaro
    My teacher from school was
    supposed to come pick me up.
[03:01] Futaro
    I got to wait in an empty room
    at the hotel Rena was staying at.
[03:05] Futaro
    I think we played cards.
[03:08] Futaro
    Now it's just a nice memory.
[03:11] Ichika
    Was she...
[03:12] Futaro
    Are we done?
[03:14] Futaro
    I only figured I'd tell you because
    you might be plotting something.
[03:18] Futaro
    But I'm tired of that.
[03:20] Futaro
    I'm done playing your little game, Miku.
[03:24] Futaro
    No...
[03:26] Futaro
    Ichika.
[03:29] Futaro
    See, I knew it.
[03:31] Futaro
    What timing.
[03:33] Futaro
    It's safe to assume you were the Miku that
    I met in the school hallway the other day.
[03:37] Ichika
    Th-That wasn't me.
[03:39] Futaro
    Why did you lie to me?
[03:46] Ichika
    You must have figured it out.
[03:50] Ichika
    That girl from six years ago was one of us.
[03:54] ---
    Yeah.
[03:56] Ichika
    It was me.
[03:57] Ichika
    That was me.
[03:59] Ichika
    Me.
[04:00] Ichika
    We met six years ago.
[04:05] Ichika
    I'm not lying.
[04:07] Ichika
    Believe me.
[04:10] Futaro
    Do you remember which good luck charm
    we bought together six years ago?
[04:15] Ichika
    Yeah, I still have it.
[04:18] Ichika
    I'd never forget it.
[04:20] Futaro
    You're lying, aren't you?
[04:23] Futaro
    Sorry.
[04:24] Futaro
    I can't trust you right now.
[04:27] Futaro
    Let's go back before we catch a cold.
[04:32] Maeda
    Man, didn't the weather forecast
    say it was going to be clear?
[04:36] Takeda
    Where've you been, Uesugi-kun?
[04:38] Futaro
    Oh, you know.
[04:41] Takeda
    You were lost, weren't you?
[04:42] Maeda
    Also, what's the plan tomorrow?
[04:47] Ichika
    The shower's free now.
[04:49] Ichika
    Sorry for taking it first.
[04:52] Yotsuba
    My underwear's soaked, too.
[04:54] Itsuki
    Y-You can go next, then, Yotsuba.
[04:56] Yotsuba
    Okay.
[04:58] Nino
    I'm glad I didn't go.
[05:05] Ichika
    Wow, Itsuki-chan.
    You're really going all-in, huh?
[05:07] Ichika
    Not gonna wear it?
[05:08] Itsuki
    N-No, I'm not.
[05:10] Itsuki
    I'm going to throw it out
    since it's too much for me.
[05:13] Nino
    Ichika,
[05:15] Nino
    don't you have something to say to Miku?
[05:21] Miku
    Sorry, Ichika.
[05:26] Futaro
    I'm coming in.
[05:28] Futaro
    Are you all here?
[05:30] Futaro
    Message for everyone.
[05:31] Futaro
    We're assembling in the main hall
    in thirty minutes.
[05:34] Itsuki
    Why are you delivering this?
[05:36] Futaro
    I am a class rep.
[05:45] Futaro
    You guys...
[05:46] Miku
    W-Washroom!
[05:50] Futaro
    Are you still fighting?
[05:52] Futaro
    Tell me what's going on.
[05:53] Ichika
    No, we're, well...
[05:55] Yotsuba
    Man, that was refreshing.
[06:00] Ichika
    I-It's not a big deal, right?
[06:02] Nino
    Yeah, this is just another day for us.
[06:04] Itsuki
    O-Obviously, right?
[06:06] Futaro
    All right, then.
[06:08] Futaro
    Anyway, thirty minutes.
[06:10] Futaro
    Apparently, we're deciding on our
    elective itinerary for tomorrow, too.
[06:13] Futaro
    Give it some thought.
[06:16] Ichika
    Sorry for talking out of turn.
[06:18] Nino
    It's fine.
[06:19] Nino
    Making Fu-kun worry is the last thing I want.
[06:23] Nino
    And you need to stop running away like that.
[06:25] Miku
    But...
[06:28] Itsuki
    Miku, you can't keep this up forever.
[06:32] Ichika
    Guys, let's make things clear.
[06:34] Ichika
    All of us are looking for a chance
    to be alone with Futaro-kun.
[06:39] Nino
    That's what I've been saying this whole time.
[06:42] Nino
    You too, Itsuki?
[06:44] Itsuki
    I can't deny it.
[06:47] Ichika
    None of us are going to get what
    we want if we keep this up.
[06:51] Ichika
    I'm sure that's not anyone's wish.
[06:53] Nino
    Look who's talking.
[06:56] Ichika
    You hear me out too, Yotsuba.
[06:58] Yotsuba
    He's not here anymore, is he?
SIGN    Day 3 Elective Courses
SIGN    Course A
    Explore Uji
    area
    8:00 Assemble
    at hotel lobby
    8:30-9:20
    Bus to
    Uji Station
SIGN    Course B
    Visiting famous
    gardens
    8:00 Assemble
    at hotel lobby
    8:30-9:30
    Bus to
    Kenninji Temple
SIGN    Course C
    Tea ceremony
    experience
    8:00 Assemble
    at hotel lobby
    8:20-9:00
    Bus to
    Tokuyou Tea Class
SIGN    Course D
    Explore places of
    significance
    to Oda Nobunaga
    8:00
    Assemble
    at hotel lobby
    8:20-8:50
    Bus to
    Honnō-ji Temple
SIGN    Course E
    Uzumasa Studio
    Park
    8:00
    Assemble
    at hotel lobby
    8:20:9:30
[07:01] Ichika
    We have elective field trips on our last day.
[07:04] Ichika
    We're choosing from one of five courses.
[07:08] Ichika
    Why don't we each choose one of the five?
[07:12] Ichika
    The only person who gets a chance
[07:13] ---
    is the one who happens to be on
    the same course as Futaro-kun.
[07:17] Ichika
    Let's leave it all to luck.
[07:18] Yotsuba
    Agreed!
[07:19] Yotsuba
    There won't be any hard feelings that way.
[07:21] Nino
    I don't like it.
[07:23] Nino
    Are really we really gonna do this
    after all that scheming?
[07:25] Nino
    Are you happy with this?
[07:27] Nino
    It's only a one in five chance.
[07:29] Miku
    I don't know how to face
    Futaro-kun right now.
[07:34] Miku
    So I want my odds to be lower.
[07:37] Itsuki
    I think this is the best option.
[07:39] Itsuki
    We should have done this from the beginning.
[07:43] Nino
    Can we just point like usual?
[07:44] Nino
    I bet we'll all choose
    something different anyway.
[07:47] Nino
    One, two...
SIGN    Ichika
[07:52] (Flashback) Maeda
    Yo, Uesugi, which course
    are we choosing tomorrow?
[07:56] (Flashback) Futaro
    Let's go for E.
[08:03] Person A
    Course D people, over here.
[08:06] Person B
    What was Course D again?
[08:08] Person C
    You know, like, Honnō-ji Temple
    and samurai graves and stuff.
[08:10] ---
    The historical sites.
[08:12] Person B
    I don't care about that!
[08:14] Person C
    You should have checked.
[08:16] Person C
    You like Japanese history too,
    huh, Ichika-san?
[08:21] Ichika
    I have a tummy ache.
[08:23] Person D
    Course E, over here.
[08:25] Person D
    We're leaving now.
[08:32] Person E
    Students on Course E, we've arrived
    at our destination, the Studio Park.
[08:40] (Flashback) Ichika
    Actually, I want Course D.
[08:42] (Flashback) Ichika
    Miku, can we trade?
[08:45] Miku
    Why did she decide she wanted
    to switch courses with me?
[08:50] Miku
    Ichika was supposed to be the one here.
[08:54] Maeda
    Where are we headed?
[08:56] Takeda
    Hey, Nakano-san. We meet again.
[09:01] Takeda
    She ran away again.
[09:03] Maeda
    She probably hates you.
[09:05] Futaro
    Miku, stop!
[09:08] Futaro
    Are you all right?
[09:10] Futaro
    Sorry.
SIGN    Lantern Shop
    Parasols
[09:18] Ichika
    Don't run away, Miku.
[09:21] Ichika
    Not that I think this is enough
    to make up for what I did...
[09:24] Futaro
    You gotta watch where you're going.
[09:28] Miku
    I'm sorry, Nino, I just can't.
[09:32] Ichika
    She's trying to run away again.
[09:33] Ichika
    What do I do?
[09:36] Ichika
    Would you like to try on samurai clothes?
[09:36] Nino
    Would you like to try on samurai clothes?
[09:41] Nino
    Ichika! Why are you...
[09:42] Ichika
    What about you, Nino?
[09:43] Miku
    I just called in sick so I
    could keep an eye on those two.
[09:48] Miku
    You aren't here to mess
    with her again, are you?
[09:51] Ichika
    N-No!
[09:52] Ichika
    I bailed with a stomachache, too.
[09:55] Ichika
    I don't expect you to believe me.
[09:59] Ichika
    Even if I can't be forgiven for what I did,
[10:02] ---
    I want to make things right as much as
    I can before the end of the last day.
[10:09] Yotsuba
    I can't believe you're also here
    to support Miku, Itsuki.
[10:13] Itsuki
    Yotsuba...
[10:14] Itsuki
    Are you sure you don't want to tell him
    that you were the girl he met six years ago?
[10:21] Yotsuba
    There's no reason to.
[10:22] Yotsuba
    As long as I know.
[10:25] Yotsuba
    Huh?
[10:26] Yotsuba
    Ichika and Nino are here, too.
[10:29] Itsuki
    You two came, too?
[10:31] Itsuki
    I guess we're all here on Course E.
[10:35] Nino
    Sheesh.
[10:36] Nino
    Nobody's playing by the rules.
[10:38] ---
    Dress-up Photo Booth
[10:42] Nino
    Those two guys are in the way.
[10:45] Nino
    I'll go deal with them.
[10:47] Nino
    Ichika, try to get Miku to wear
    the samurai clothes while she's here.
[10:52] Ichika
    G-Get her? How?
[10:54] Nino
    Hey, you're great at
    impersonating Miku, aren't you?
[10:59] Ichika
    You're so mean.
[11:03] Ichika
    Excuse me.
[11:05] Ichika
    May I try on the samurai clothes, too?
[11:10] Futaro
    Maeda and Takeda are late as hell.
[11:13] Futaro
    And Miku said she'd wait, but she's gone.
[11:17] Futaro
    I guess she left.
[11:19] Futaro
    Considering what happened on
    the first day, I can't blame her.
[11:25] Futaro
    Miku.
[11:27] Futaro
    So you did get dressed, too, huh?
[11:29] Miku
    I wasn't planning to, but the staff
    were weirdly enthusiastic about it.
[11:35] Miku
    I don't look weird, do I?
[11:37] Futaro
    Y-You look good.
[11:40] Miku
    Wh-Where are your friends?
[11:42] Futaro
    Th-They're taking forever.
[11:45] Futaro
    I don't know what to do with them.
SIGN    Scariest Haunted House in History
[11:48] Maeda
    Uesugi-kun! Are you really here?!
[11:52] Nino
    Lured them in good.
[11:55] Nino
    Looks like Ichika managed to do her part.
[11:59] Nino
    Huh...
[12:00] Nino
    They look good together.
[12:17] Miku
    Futaro!
[12:18] Miku
    Take a picture! It's going to go back down!
[12:20] Futaro
    All right. Fine.
[12:28] Nino
    Don't go thinking I'm giving you to her.
[12:37] Futaro
    S... Sorry.
[12:42] Itsuki
    Oh, dear.
[12:44] Yotsuba
    She's drenched.
[12:45] Yotsuba
    Like we were yesterday.
[12:47] Ichika
    What is she going to do
    about her underwear?
[12:51] ---
    Dress-up Photo Booth
[12:51] Yotsuba
    You told me to watch where I was going.
[12:54] Yotsuba
    You should pay attention
    to your surroundings, too.
[12:56] Futaro
    I told you, I'm sorry.
[12:59] Futaro
    I'll apologize to the staff.
[13:01] Futaro
    You should get changed.
[13:03] Miku
    Yeah.
[13:05] Miku
    Before we knew it,
    we were talking like normal again.
[13:07] Miku
    It's strange, given everything that happened.
[13:10] Miku
    It's like I stop worrying about silly things
    when I'm with him.
[13:14] Miku
    Like the fact that I'm soaked
    all the way down to my underwear.
SIGN    Please use this
    if you're in need
[13:22] Miku
    This paper bag is from an underwear shop.
[13:26] Miku
    Who was it?
[13:27] Miku
    Maybe it was the staff.
[13:29] Miku
    I'll take them up on their offer.
[13:37] Yotsuba
    Good thing you had that underwear, Itsuki!
[13:41] Ichika
    Why, though?
[13:43] Itsuki
    I thought I might need it in an emergency!
[13:46] Futaro
    Those guys are still gone...
[13:49] Futaro
    Where are they?
[13:52] Futaro
    What's wrong, Miku?
[13:54] Miku
    I-I'm exhausted.
SIGN    Currently under maintenance.
    Please keep out.
[13:56] Miku
    Let's sit down for a bit.
[13:58] Ichika
    There we go.
[14:00] Nino
    Sorry, I'm back now.
[14:02] Nino
    How are they doing?
[14:03] Ichika
    I think things are going well.
[14:09] Itsuki
    What do we do now, Yotsuba?
[14:13] Yotsuba
    I picked up Miku's bread,
    but I left it back at the hotel.
[14:16] Ichika
    What? B-Bread?
[14:19] Itsuki
    Don't worry.
[14:20] Itsuki
    I just need to hand this to Miku, right?
[14:23] Miku
    The last three days went by so quickly.
[14:27] Futaro
    Yeah.
[14:28] Miku
    Although it was just two days for me.
[14:31] Miku
    But it's fine.
[14:33] Miku
    I got to spend the last day with you.
[14:35] Miku
    That's good enough for me.
[14:37] Futaro
    Miku...
[14:38] Futaro
    What's that?
[14:40] Miku
    Why is my bread here?
[14:44] Futaro
    You baked that?
[14:46] Miku
    I did, but...
[14:47] Futaro
    I'm hungry. I'm going to take one.
[14:50] Miku
    That's already...
[14:58] Futaro
    Yum.
[15:00] Futaro
    I seem to have a bad palate.
[15:02] Futaro
    Honestly, I'm not confident I
    can give you good feedback,
[15:07] ---
    but I can, at least, appreciate your effort.
[15:11] Futaro
    You must've worked so hard.
[15:20] Miku
    Yeah.
[15:23] Miku
    I worked really hard.
[15:28] Ichika
    I handed it to her.
[15:29] Yotsuba
    Sorry, Ichika.
[15:32] Yotsuba
    I think I've been rooting for
    the passive one the most
[15:36] Yotsuba
    because I wanted everyone to be happy.
[15:40] Yotsuba
    So I never realized how
    you were really feeling.
[15:45] Yotsuba
    So, sorry.
[15:49] Ichika
    I keep getting apologized to.
[15:53] Ichika
    I'm the one who needs to apologize the most.
[15:57] Futaro
    My mom used to bake for me a lot.
[16:00] Futaro
    When I was six.
[16:01] Futaro
    She baked bread every day until she died.
[16:04] Futaro
    I was reminded of that for some reason.
[16:08] Miku
    Your mom?
[16:10] Futaro
    It was the kind of popular handmade bread
    that they serve at small cafés and stuff.
[16:15] Futaro
    My dad and I loved it.
[16:18] Futaro
    Anyway, no point talking about me right now.
[16:21] Miku
    No.
[16:22] Miku
    I want you to tell me more.
[16:23] Miku
    I never knew any of this, even though
    we've spent so much time together.
[16:28] Miku
    I've been so busy thinking about myself,
    I didn't even try to learn.
[16:32] Miku
    I want to learn more.
[16:33] Miku
    Everything about you.
[16:35] Miku
    And I want you to know
    everything about me, too.
[16:41] Miku
    Like that.
[16:42] Miku
    That spot's famous for being used as a
    magistrate's office in period dramas.
[16:46] Miku
    I'm content just having
    been able to see it today.
[16:49] Futaro
    I'm sure you are. I know.
[16:52] Miku
    I love that big bridge we just crossed, too.
[16:55] Futaro
    TV shows again?
[16:57] Miku
    Yeah.
[16:57] Miku
    Oh, and I love that, too.
[17:00] Miku
    And I love that.
[17:02] Miku
    I love this, too.
[17:03] Futaro
    That's way too many.
[17:05] Futaro
    Not that I didn't know.
[17:13] Miku
    And I love you...
[17:18] Ichika
    I'm sorry, Miku.
[17:21] Ichika
    I'm sorry I kept getting in your way.
[17:23] Ichika
    Futaro-kun, I'm sorry I kept lying.
[17:28] Ichika
    But what I said...
[17:30] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    I met this really interesting boy today.
[17:34] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    And we bought all these
    good luck charms together.
[17:37] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    He's still in the main hall right now.
[17:41] (Flashback) Futaro
    Hey.
[17:42] (Flashback) Futaro
    You came.
[17:44] (Flashback) Futaro
    I was bored, being all by myself.
[17:46] (Flashback) Futaro
    Let's play something.
[17:48] (Flashback) Ichika
    H-How about Sevens?
[17:51] Ichika
    It was just for a short while.
[17:55] Ichika
    But I'm sure I fell in love with you
    because of that moment.
[18:01] Ichika
    Futaro-kun, you might
    not believe me anymore,
[18:06] ---
    but that moment...
[18:08] Ichika
    That memory isn't a lie.
[18:13] Nino
    Ichika, you know...
[18:16] Nino
    When I saw them together,
    I couldn't keep my cool.
[18:21] Nino
    Before I knew it, I'd jumped on him.
[18:23] Ichika
    Nino.
[18:24] Nino
    I kind of get how you feel now.
[18:27] Nino
    If things had happened
    at slightly different times,
[18:31] Nino
    our roles might've been reversed.
[18:36] Nino
    I'm sorry for being so condescending.
[18:39] Ichika
    That's not true.
[18:41] Ichika
    That's not true at all!
[18:43] Nino
    Thanks.
[18:45] Nino
    But at the same time,
    I realized how stupid I am.
[18:49] Nino
    You must have, too.
[18:52] Nino
    Miku refused to hold anything
    against you the whole time.
[19:01] Ichika
    Going behind each other's backs,
    dragging each other down...
[19:05] Ichika
    We aren't getting anything
    out of fighting each other.
[19:09] Ichika
    We aren't enemies, are we?
[19:12] Nino
    Let's go apologize to Miku.
[19:15] Nino
    I'm sure we can be on even
    better terms than before.
[19:18] Nino
    We get to talk about something
    we all like, for once.
[19:23] Miku
    And I love you...
[19:25] Futaro
    Yeah.
[19:26] Futaro
    I know.
[19:30] Futaro
    But...
[19:30] Miku
    Yeah.
[19:32] Miku
    I really do love my family.
[19:40] Futaro
    Why are you here?!
[19:41] Yotsuba
    You noticed, Miku?!
[19:43] Itsuki
    When?
[19:44] Miku
    I knew it.
[19:46] Miku
    I thought something was up since
    I heard Ichika and Nino's voices.
[19:50] Futaro
    Wait, let me walk through this...
[19:52] Futaro
    Which means that "I love you" just now...
[19:56] Miku
    It was directed at my sisters hiding in there.
[20:00] Miku
    Did you think...
[20:02] Miku
    I was talking about you?
[20:06] Futaro
    Y-You're just messing with me!
[20:09] Yotsuba
    Are you sure about that, Miku?
[20:11] Yotsuba
    You'd finally managed to tell him
    how you feel.
[20:14] Miku
    It's fine.
[20:15] Miku
    I'm not like a certain someone
[20:17] ---
    who's stupid enough to go charging in
    when I don't even stand a chance.
[20:20] Nino
    Who are you calling stupid?
[20:21] Miku
    Besides, Futaro's not as dense as we think.
[20:27] Futaro
    I should have known.
[20:30] Miku
    So, Yotsuba, thanks for the bread.
[20:34] Yotsuba
    I was worried for a while.
[20:37] Miku
    Also, I think these are yours, right, Itsuki?
[20:41] Miku
    Thanks.
[20:42] Itsuki
    I'm sorry.
[20:44] Miku
    Nino.
[20:46] Nino
    Don't bother. We're family.
[20:48] Miku
    Yeah.
[20:48] Miku
    Thanks.
[20:50] Miku
    And Ichi—
[20:53] Itsuki
    I'm sorry.
[20:55] Itsuki
    I'm sorry, Miku.
[20:56] Itsuki
    I'm really sorry.
[21:02] Miku
    It's okay.
[21:04] Miku
    I guess falling in love is painful.
[21:08] Miku
    Thanks, Ichika.
[21:13] Futaro
    What they did and talked about
    from then until our meeting time
[21:21] Futaro
    is something only they would know.
[21:29] Ichika
    Futaro-kun.
[21:32] Ichika
    I caused you trouble, too.
[21:35] Ichika
    Sorry.
[21:38] Futaro
    Well, uh...
[21:40] Futaro
    I went too far yesterday.
[21:42] Futaro
    I didn't even listen to what you had to say.
[21:44] Futaro
    I regret it.
[21:49] Ichika
    That's exactly right.
[21:51] Ichika
    You're the worst,
    glaring at a girl like that.
[21:54] Futaro
    Sorry.
[21:55] Ichika
    I was so sad, you know.
[21:58] Futaro
    Sorry.
[21:59] Ichika
    I'm kidding.
[22:02] Ichika
    It's all a lie.
[22:07] Futaro
    All?
[22:09] Ichika
    All of it.
[22:17] Takeda
    Did you hear, Uesugi-kun?
[22:19] Takeda
    About that sneak photographer.
[22:21] Maeda
    Sorry, I screwed up.
[22:23] Futaro
    So it was you.
[22:25] Maeda
    I tried too hard.
[22:30] Futaro
    It's fine.
[22:31] Futaro
    I was the one who asked you, after all.
[22:38] Futaro
    Okay, say cheese.
[22:47] ---
    Do you take the groom to be your wedded
    husband, to have and to hold from this day on,
SIGN    "Oh, the kiss is coming up."
[22:52] ---
    for better for worse, for richer for poorer,
    in sickness and in health,
SIGN    "Ahaha, I bet they're nervous."
[22:55] ---
    to love, cherish, and to obey,
    till death do you part?
SIGN    "I do."
[23:03] ---
    You may now kiss the bride.
SIGN    "I happened to hear, though..."
SIGN    "Five years ago, when we went to Grandpa's place,"
SIGN    "the two already..."
[23:17] (Flashback) Futaro
    Now I shouldn't have to worry about
    being fooled by them anymore.
[23:22] (Flashback) Futaro
    What the...
[23:24] (Flashback) ---
    Uh, seriously, what the...
[23:34] ---
    That was the day.
[23:37] Futaro
    That must have been the day
[23:41] Futaro
    that I started to feel she was special.
[23:45] Futaro
    From that moment.

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[00:17] Fuutarou
    I was having a dream.
[00:20] Fuutarou
    About the day in our second
    year of high school.
[00:24] Fuutarou
    A dream about a day that felt like a dream.
[00:29] Staff A
    Hello, sir.
[00:32] Staff A
    I'll come back to get you
    once the bride is prepared.
[00:37] Fuutarou
    Um...
[00:38] Fuutarou
    Have you seen the bride's sisters?
[00:41] Staff A
    I have.
[00:42] Staff A
    They got here very early.
[00:44] Fuutarou
    I see.
[00:47] Staff B
    Sir, the bride is calling for you.
[00:53] Fuutarou
    What's up?
[00:55] Quint Rena
    We're almost done getting changed.
[00:56] Quint Rena
    Wait there.
[00:58] Fuutarou
    Okay.
[00:59] Fuutarou
    By the way, I heard the girls are here.
[01:02] Fuutarou
    I don't know what they're scheming.
[01:05] Fuutarou
    They haven't changed at
    all since high school.
[01:07] Fuutarou
    Nothing but trouble.
[01:10] Fuutarou
    I had that dream again.
[01:13] Fuutarou
    How many times am I going
    to dream about that day?
[01:17] Fuutarou
    It's seared deeply into my mind.
[01:24] Fuutarou
    And it was a total nightmare.
[01:28] Sisters
    We're ready.
[01:32] Fuutarou
    I must still be dreaming.
[01:36] Ichika
    I love you.
[01:37] Nino
    I love you.
[01:37] Miku
    I love you.
[01:38] Yotsuba
    I love you.
[01:39] Itsuki
    I love you.
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets Movie\n
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets Movie\n
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets Movie\n
SIGN    Nakano Family Grave\n
[03:21] (Flashback) Nino
    Yotsuba!
[03:22] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    Got it!
[03:31] (Flashback) All Four
    Yes!
[03:34] (Flashback) Director
    We win again, thanks to you.
[03:37] (Flashback) Director
    Especially you, Yotsuba.
    You've improved drastically.
[03:42] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    Really?
[03:43] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    Are you sure?
[03:44] (Flashback) Nino
    We're quintuplets. There's no way, right?
[03:47] (Flashback) Director
    No, I'm sure of it.
[03:50] (Flashback) Director
    The rest of you ought to learn
    from Yotsuba and practice hard.
[03:54] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    Learn from me?
[03:57] (Flashback) Itsuki
    Let's go to the shop,
    now that the match is over.
[03:59] (Flashback) Itsuki
    It's going to close.
[04:00] (Flashback) Director
    What, you were going shopping?
[04:03] (Flashback) Itsuki
    Yeah.
[04:04] (Flashback) Itsuki
    We're going to get Mom a gift.
[04:06] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    To celebrate her beating her illness.
[04:08] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    The five of us have been
    saving up for this day.
[04:11] (Flashback) Ichika
    Well, off to the flower shop!
[04:14] (Flashback) Nino
    Jeez, you're so pushy, Ichika.
[04:17] (Flashback) Nino
    Let's go, everyone.
[04:19] (Flashback) Others
    Yay!
[04:20] (Flashback) Itsuki
    What kind of flowers do you
    think Mom would like the most?
[04:25] (Flashback) Miku
    I've heard you're supposed to
    get carnations for your mother.
[04:28] (Flashback) Nino
    Carnations?
[04:30] (Flashback) Miku
    Yeah.
[04:31] (Flashback) Miku
    I don't know why, but...
[04:32] (Flashback) Ichika
    Yotsuba, how much do we have again?
[04:34] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    Um...
[04:36] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    I might have dropped our wallet.
[04:40] (Flashback) Ichika
    Have you found it over there?
[04:42] (Flashback) Nino
    It's not over here.
[04:44] (Flashback) Miku
    We had it until we started playing soccer,
    so it should be around here.
[04:47] (Flashback) Itsuki
    I'll go look further that way.
[04:52] (Flashback) Ichika
    Yotsuba...
[04:56] Yotsuba
    Oh, no...
[04:57] Yotsuba
    It's my fault.
[05:00] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    What do I do?
[05:05] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    Sorry, everyone.
[05:07] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    It's my fault.
[05:09] (Flashback) Nino
    It's not your fault, Yotsuba. Right?
[05:10] (Flashback) Miku
    Any one of us would have lost it, I'm sure.
[05:13] (Flashback) Ichika
    Yeah.
[05:14] (Flashback) Ichika
    When we mess up, it's on
    all five of us together.
[05:18] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    Everyone...
[05:21] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    Not that this makes up for it, but I
    found some pretty flowers over there.
[05:26] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    How about these?
[05:29] (Flashback) Ichika
    Yotsuba, that's...
[05:32] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    Sorry.
[05:33] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    I should just own up to it.
[05:37] (Flashback) Ichika
    We found some of those flowers, too.
[05:40] (Flashback) Itsuki
    We really are quintuplets.
[05:44] (Flashback) Rena
    I'm home.
[05:48] (Flashback) Rena
    Are you not home?
[05:51] (Flashback) Quintuplets
    Congratulations, Mom.
[05:53] (Flashback) Quintuplets
    We're glad you're better.
[05:55] (Flashback) Nino
    Look!
[05:56] (Flashback) Nino
    We gathered all these together.
[05:58] (Flashback) Ichika
    Good job at work again today.
[06:00] (Flashback) Itsuki
    Thanks for everything.
[06:02] (Flashback) Miku
    Huh?
[06:03] (Flashback) Miku
    She froze.
[06:04] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    Maybe this isn't good enough.
[06:08] (Flashback) Rena
    Nothing makes me happier than to
    see that the five of you are well.
[06:16] (Flashback) Rena
    Thank you more.
[06:23] Ichika
    I think we've done everything we need to do.
[06:25] Ichika
    Shall we head home?
[06:34] Miku
    Do you think that's Dad's?
[06:40] Nino
    No way.
[06:46] Ichika
    The last summer break of high
    school went by in a flash.
[06:49] Yotsuba
    We'll be busy preparing for the school
    festival once our second term starts.
[06:54] Itsuki
    You're going to be taking a break
    from school, right, Ichika?
[06:57] Ichika
    Yeah, since I have that movie shoot.
[06:59] Miku
    Are you going to get enough
    days of attendance?
[07:02] Ichika
    Yeah, I'll be okay.
[07:03] Ichika
    Futaro says he's going to give
    me one-on-one lessons, too.
[07:07] Nino
    Honestly, though...
[07:10] Nino
    I can't believe we're back here again.
SIGN    Demolition Notice\n
[07:13] Miku
    We got evicted half a
    year after we moved out.
[07:16] Miku
    Talk about unlucky.
[07:19] Yotsuba
    It's still clean!
[07:21] Itsuki
    I wonder if it was Ebata-san.
[07:23] Miku
    He must have been keeping it up.
[07:26] Ichika
    It's so nice and spacious.
SIGN    Staff Office\n
[07:37] Nino
    Thank you.
[07:40] Itsuki
    Thank you.
[07:42] Yotsuba
    Itsuki.
[07:44] Yotsuba
    What were you up to in the staff office?
[07:46] Itsuki
    I had trouble understanding
    some of the lecture today.
[07:49] Itsuki
    I was asking questions.
[07:50] Yotsuba
    I see.
[07:51] Yotsuba
    I was discussing the school festival.
SIGN    29th Asahi High School School Festival\n
SIGN    (Sat) Oct. 13 - (Mon) Oct. 15\n
SIGN    Hinode Festival\n
[07:53] Yotsuba
    They want the class reps to
    take charge of everything.
[07:56] Itsuki
    Huh?
[07:57] Itsuki
    Speaking of class reps...
[08:00] Yotsuba
    I don't know if Uesugi-san's interested
    in these kinds of festivals.
[08:04] Yotsuba
    Anyway, apparently, it's tradition for
    the third-years to do food stalls.
[08:08] Yotsuba
    Karaage, frankfurters...
[08:10] Yotsuba
    Buttered potatoes are nice, too.
[08:12] Itsuki
    Pardon me.
[08:14] Itsuki
    We'll continue this discussion later.
[08:16] Itsuki
    I have to help with cram school soon.
[08:25] Yotsuba
    I thought Itsuki would be more interested.
[08:29] Yotsuba
    I wonder if everyone's gone home.
[08:34] Fuutarou
    Hey, it's Yotsuba.
[08:37] Yotsuba
    S-Sorry to interrupt.
[08:40] Yotsuba
    Um...
[08:42] Fuutarou
    About the food stalls
    for the school festival?
[08:45] Fuutarou
    Just a second.
[08:46] Fuutarou
    I have no time to waste right now.
[08:48] Yotsuba
    Okay.
[09:13] Fuutarou
    Raiha told me...
[09:15] Fuutarou
    She saw Ichika's TV commercial.
[09:28] Ichika
    I'll make it a summer you'll never forget.
[09:33] Fuutarou
    She's a huge actress now.
[09:35] Fuutarou
    She realized her dream.
[09:38] Fuutarou
    Itsuki's aiming to become a teacher.
[09:40] Fuutarou
    She's not cut out for it,
    but that's her dream.
[09:44] Fuutarou
    Yotsuba...
[09:45] Yotsuba
    Yes?
[09:47] Fuutarou
    Do you have any aspirations for the future?
[09:51] Yotsuba
    That came out of nowhere.
[09:57] Yotsuba
    I've never even thought about it.
[09:59] Fuutarou
    Well, you're exceptionally athletic.
[10:03] Fuutarou
    I'm sure you have plenty
    of options in that field.
[10:08] Fuutarou
    Thanks for waiting.
[10:10] Fuutarou
    Let's go gather some intel
    on last year's food stalls.
[10:14] Yotsuba
    Are you sure, though?
[10:16] Yotsuba
    I thought you didn't have any time.
[10:19] Fuutarou
    That's exactly why.
[10:21] Fuutarou
    It's our last school activity.
[10:22] Fuutarou
    I won't let it go to waste.
[10:24] Fuutarou
    If I'm going to do it, I'm going
    to make sure I have plenty of fun.
[10:27] Fuutarou
    Time is finite.
[10:29] Fuutarou
    There's never enough.
[10:31] Fuutarou
    I'm counting on you.
[10:36] Yotsuba
    Okay!
[10:36] Yotsuba
    I'll take care of it.
[10:40] Yotsuba
    1. Takoyaki
\n     2. Chocolate Bananas
\n     3. Yakitori
\n     4. Frankfurters
\n     5. Churros
\n     6. Takosen
[10:41] Fuutarou
    These are the food stall items
    that were popular last year.
[10:45] Yotsuba
    If there's anything else you'd
    like to do, please let us know.
[10:49] Nino
    My vote's on takoyaki.
[10:51] Nino
    It's best not to stray away from
    what works in these situations.
[10:54] Nino
    Besides, you did the research
    for that list, didn't you?
[10:59] Maeda
    I can show off my takoyaki skills from work.
[11:02] Takeda
    Sounds fun.
[11:05] Chatter
    Takoyaki should be all right.
[11:08] Fuutarou
    Any other thoughts?
[11:09] Tsubaki
    I want to do taiyaki!
[11:11] Aoi
    Bubble tea!
[11:13] Fuutarou
    Miku, anything you want to do?
[11:19] Miku
    Pancakes.
[11:21] Nino
    Let's see...
[11:22] Nino
    There's no sales data on
    record through last year.
[11:25] Fuutarou
    It could work, though.
[11:27] Fuutarou
    Good idea.
[11:28] Sakura
    Thanks, Miku-chan!
[11:30] Azusa
    I was thinking that would be good, too.
[11:31] Yuri
    We could make them so cute!
[11:37] Fuutarou
    That's it for today.
[11:39] Fuutarou
    Let's discuss this again another time.
[11:42] Asano
    Nakano-san.
[11:44] Asano
    Can we participate in this concert, too?
[11:47] Nino
    Of course.
[11:48] Yuri
    The clothing club is going
    to be presenting these.
[11:51] Yuri
    I don't know if we'll get any visitors.
[11:53] Nino
    That's beautiful.
[11:55] Nino
    We can put up posters so long
    as they're in designated areas.
[11:57] Nino
    I'd like to help.
[11:59] Yuri
    Thank you!
[12:01] Yotsuba
    Not at all.
[12:01] Miku
    Yotsuba's so popular.
[12:02] Fuutarou
    Why is no one coming to me?
[12:02] Kayo
    Nakano-san, can I help, too?
[12:05] Yotsuba
    Of course!
[12:05] Miku
    Magnetic personality.
[12:06] Kayo
    I want to send an invitation to my relatives.
[12:08] Yotsuba
    We're ready to help.
[12:10] Nino
    Invitations...
[12:12] Nino
    Food stalls, huh?
[12:14] Yotsuba
     1. Takoyaki
\n    Taiyaki 2. Chocolate Bananas
\n    Bubble Tea 3. Yakitori
\n    Pancakes 4. Frankfurters
\n     5. Churros
\n     6. Takosen
[12:15] Nino
    Whatever we make, it's going to be exciting.
[12:17] Miku
    Yeah.
[12:18] Miku
    I'm excited.
[12:20] Nino
    Wait, you're going to be
    part of the cooking team?!
[12:22] Nino
    We're going to have outside customers!
[12:24] Nino
    You could end up poisoning
    the entire neighborhood!
[12:27] Miku
    I've improved, too, you know.
[12:29] Miku
    Besides, I have you.
[12:32] Miku
    So I'm not worried.
[12:35] Nino
    O-Obviously.
[12:37] Nino
    There's no chance in a million that
    you'll mess up if you have me to help.
[12:43] Yotsuba
    Thanks for waiting.
[12:44] Miku
    Good job.
[12:45] Nino
    Don't you think you're working too hard?
[12:48] Yotsuba
    It's our last event.
[12:51] Yotsuba
    Let's make sure we finish the
    festival without a smidge of regret.
[12:59] Fuutarou
    The last one, huh?
[13:04] Ichika
    Futaro-kun...
[13:05] Ichika
    Thanks for coming just to help me study.
[13:09] Ichika
    Are you going to be okay
    for your college entrance?
[13:11] Ichika
    Seems like the school festival
    prep's keeping you busy, too.
[13:14] Fuutarou
    Actually, I just got my evaluation back
    for the college I want to get into.
[13:19] Fuutarou
    N-No!
[13:20] Fuutarou
    Don't look!
[13:21] Fuutarou
    This is one thing I don't want anyone seeing.
[13:23] Ichika
    Oh, fine, fine.
[13:25] Ichika
    It was good, wasn't it?
SIGN    Name: Uesugi Futaro
\n    Primary choice college and major: | Evaluation: (A - F)
\n    Ninomiya University | A
\n    Sciences III
\n    Adjusted score: | Ranking
\n    78.4 | 3/234516
\n    Total points: | (Admission chance)
\n    736/800 | (99%)\n
[13:26] Fuutarou
    Well, that's no fun.
[13:28] Ichika
    Just so you know,
[13:29] Ichika
    you're the only one who can
    pull off a trick like that,
[13:32] Ichika
    and only because you're already studious.
[13:34] Ichika
    Please take care of everyone.
[13:37] Ichika
    This is the moment of truth.
[13:38] Fuutarou
    Don't worry about it.
[13:40] Fuutarou
    The exams and the festival will all work out.
[13:43] Fuutarou
    Just watch, Ichika.
[13:44] Fuutarou
    I'll make it the best school festival ever.
SIGN    Takoyaki: IIII II\n
SIGN    |\n
SIGN    Pancakes\n
[13:48] Emi
    Enough, boys!
[13:50] Yamauchi
    No, you give up, girls!
[13:53] Emi
    Everyone loves fluffy pancakes!
[13:55] Aoi
    Tell them, Miku-chan.
[13:57] Miku
    U-Um...
[13:59] Yamauchi
    You saw the data from last year.
[14:01] Yamauchi
    There is no Japanese person
    who hates takoyaki!
[14:04] Hamamoto
    Right, Nino-san?
[14:05] Nino
    Yeah...
[14:06] Aoi
    You said you like pancakes, Nino-chan.
[14:08] Aoi
    Why are you siding with them?
[14:10] Hamamoto
    That's a lie, right, Nino-san?
[14:15] Nino
    Damn it, what do you want me to do?!
[14:17] Nino
    I was the one who proposed it first.
[14:19] Nino
    I'll take responsibility.
[14:21] Nino
    Also, cooking and eating
    are two different things.
[14:24] Nino
    Even I mess up making
    fluffy pancakes sometimes.
[14:29] Nino
    We aren't going to get anywhere
    talking about it any more.
[14:31] Nino
    We're going to have to do both.
[14:35] Miku
    I never thought the class
    would be divided over that.
[14:38] Nino
    Seriously! Why did you even bring up pancakes?
[14:42] Miku
    Futaro said his mom would bake for him a lot.
[14:46] Miku
    So I thought back to our family, and...
[14:51] Nino
    Yeah, I guess.
[14:59] Nino
    Those were really fluffy.
[15:03] Nino
    But that's not something you
    can learn to do overnight.
[15:06] Miku
    You've done it before?
[15:08] Nino
    It's the first thing I tried to cook.
[15:11] Nino
    Takoyaki would still be easier.
[15:14] Nino
    Especially for a food stall.
[15:15] Miku
    You didn't have to be so blunt, though.
[15:19] Nino
    I just hate the idea of sneaking around.
[15:34] Fuutarou
    Nino. Miku.
[15:36] Fuutarou
    Didn't expect to see you two together.
[15:38] Miku
    Futaro.
[15:39] Miku
    What's up?
[15:40] Fuutarou
    No, never mind, it's fine.
[15:42] Fuutarou
    I mean, we're all busy right now,
[15:45] Fuutarou
    but let's enjoy the school festival, okay?
[15:50] Nino
    What's up with him?
[15:51] Miku
    I have to talk to Futaro.
[15:54] Miku
    I'll see you at home.
[15:55] Nino
    Miku!
[15:56] Miku
    Futaro.
[15:58] Fuutarou
    Yeah, Miku?
[15:59] Miku
    There's something I want to
    tell you before the festival.
[16:03] Fuutarou
    I see.
[16:04] Fuutarou
    There's something I want to tell you, too.
[16:07] Miku
    Can you tell me first?
[16:10] Fuutarou
    Yeah.
[16:11] Fuutarou
    I heard you got an A for your
    college entrance evaluation.
[16:16] Fuutarou
    Good going.
[16:19] Fuutarou
    It's been a long road.
[16:21] Fuutarou
    But it'll all have been worth it
    if all of you get into university.
[16:26] Fuutarou
    I'm glad I did those lessons.
[16:29] Miku
    Yeah...
[16:31] Miku
    Hey, Futaro...
[16:34] Miku
    Go out with me.
[16:37] Miku
    Sorry, I didn't mean that in a weird way.
[16:41] Miku
    Let's go out together this Sunday.
[16:48] Itsuki
    Huh?
[16:49] Itsuki
    Are you on your way home, too, Nino?
[16:51] Nino
    I am.
[16:52] Nino
    I'm looking for someone to walk home with.
[16:54] Itsuki
    I see.
[16:55] Itsuki
    In that case, I'm afraid I can't help.
    I'm going straight to cram school.
[17:00] Nino
    Fine.
[17:01] Nino
    How studious of you.
[17:03] Itsuki
    U-Um...
[17:04] Itsuki
    How did your entrance evaluation go?
[17:07] Nino
    Not as bad as I thought.
[17:09] Nino
    I think it was a B.
[17:17] Nino
    What?
[17:18] Itsuki
    What do I do, Nino?!
[17:20] Itsuki
    I've been working so hard...
[17:23] Itsuki
    And look where I've ended up!
[17:24] Itsuki
    My future is bleak!
[17:26] Itsuki
    I'm just a shadow of our mother.
[17:28] Itsuki
    Teaching is a dream beyond a dream for me!
[17:31] Nino
    C-Calm down.
[17:34] Itsuki
    I'm sorry for losing my composure.
[17:37] Itsuki
    My teacher says I should discuss
    the matter with my parents.
[17:40] Itsuki
    But that's...
[17:45] Nino
    He wouldn't want to bother, huh?
[17:47] Itsuki
    No, I didn't mean that.
[17:50] Itsuki
    I don't want to worry Dad any more.
[17:53] Nino
    Worry?
[17:54] Nino
    Why would he ever?
[17:55] Itsuki
    It's thanks to Dad that we've
    been able to grow up this way.
[18:00] Itsuki
    I'm finally coming to realize that.
[18:03] Itsuki
    Those flowers were definitely Dad's.
[18:07] Itsuki
    He hasn't done too much for us directly,
[18:10] Itsuki
    but I think he's always worried about us.
[18:14] Nino
    No way.
[18:15] Itsuki
    I'll try talking to Shimoda-san,
[18:18] Itsuki
    the teacher who's been helping
    me out at the cram school.
[18:21] Itsuki
    And there's supposed to be a special class
    being held soon by a famous instructor.
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[18:33] Yotsuba
    Nino, I got the invitation you asked for.
[18:37] Nino
    I'll pass, actually.
[18:39] Yotsuba
    Are you sure?
[18:40] Nino
    It was just a momentary lapse of
    judgment to think we should invite Dad.
[18:44] Yotsuba
    I thought it would be a good idea.
[18:47] Nino
    He wouldn't even come.
[18:48] Nino
    He rarely even shows up at home.
[18:51] Nino
    He's just sneaking around in the shadows.
[18:54] Yotsuba
    You're so harsh.
[18:55] Yotsuba
    But...
[18:57] Nino
    It's the girls who were staring me down.
[18:59] Nino
    Let's avoid them so we
    don't get into any trouble.
[19:03] Fuutarou
    I understand your position.
[19:06] Fuutarou
    Basically, you think it's suspicious
    that Nino's siding with the boys.
[19:11] Fuutarou
    That she's trying to chum up
    with one of the boys. Right?
[19:16] Sakura
    Exactly!
[19:17] Sakura
    If that person is Yusuke...
[19:20] Sakura
    I wouldn't stand a chance against Nino-chan.
[19:24] Azusa
    Sakura...
[19:25] Yuri
    Cheer up.
[19:27] Fuutarou
    You're mistaken.
[19:29] Fuutarou
    Nino's not interested in anyone
    in the pro-takoyaki group.
[19:32] Fuutarou
    That much I'm certain of.
[19:34] Fuutarou
    So relax.
[19:35] Sakura
    I don't believe you!
[19:36] Sakura
    Why would you know that?
[19:39] Fuutarou
    The class rep is supposed to be neutral.
[19:41] Fuutarou
    They can't take a side.
[19:43] Sakura
    What?
[19:44] Sakura
    I don't get it.
[19:45] Sakura
    What does it matter?
[19:46] Azusa
    Yeah!
[19:47] Yuri
    Exactly.
[19:50] Fuutarou
    Nino's, um...
[19:53] Fuutarou
    She likes me!
[19:56] Fuutarou
    So please be nicer to her.
[19:59] Sakura
    U-Uesugi-kun...
[20:02] Sakura
    You should stop fantasizing.
[20:05] Sakura
    That's a cruel thought for Nino-chan.
[20:07] Fuutarou
    N-No!
[20:09] Fuutarou
    It's true!
[20:12] Yotsuba
    Maybe sneaking around
    isn't always a bad thing.
[20:15] Yotsuba
    I'm sure he has his reasons.
[20:34] ---
    
[20:42] Nino
    Yotsuba, help me think about
    what to write on the invitation.
[20:49] Maruo
    I don't remember giving
    you permission to enter.
[20:51] Maruo
    I'll have you leave immediately, Uesugi.
[20:54] Isanari
    Come on, don't be so cold.
[20:57] Isanari
    I've got some good information for you.
[21:01] Isanari
    He's here.
[21:02] Isanari
    For the first time in over a decade.
[21:09] Attendant
    This is An-chan.
[21:10] Attendant
    Behind her is San-chan.
[21:14] Attendant
    Now, here's a question for you:
[21:16] Attendant
    What was this one's name?
[21:20] Guy
    They all look the same.
[21:22] Girl
    How are you supposed to
    tell them apart, right?
[21:24] Miku
    I want to get them right...
[21:25] Attendant
    Correct!
[21:26] Attendant
    They look alike for a reason.
[21:28] Attendant
    These five penguins are sisters!
[21:32] Fuutarou
    Like you guys.
[21:34] Miku
    Now that you mention it,
    that one's like Nino.
[21:37] Fuutarou
    So that one's you, then?
[21:40] Miku
    Futaro...
[21:56] Miku
    Futaro, I want to study cooking.
[22:02] Miku
    So I can't go to college.
[22:04] Miku
    Sorry, Futaro.
[22:09] Fuutarou
    I see.
[22:10] Fuutarou
    If that's your decision,
    I'll be rooting for you.
[22:16] Miku
    He looks really conflicted.
[22:18] Fuutarou
    You're right...
[22:20] Fuutarou
    Going to a technical school is one option.
[22:24] Miku
    I don't think going to university
    is a bad option, either.
[22:27] Miku
    I don't know what the correct answer is.
[22:30] Miku
    But I want to work toward my own dream.
[22:34] Miku
    That's what I wanted to tell you.
[22:36] Miku
    Because you're special to me, Futaro.
[22:39] Fuutarou
    Do you mean that...
[22:41] Miku
    In a weird way? Of course.
[22:47] Fuutarou
    Why did Miku bring that up now?
[22:51] Fuutarou
    She's clearly talking about more
    than just her career plans.
[22:56] Miku
    I told you, now.
[22:58] Miku
    It's your turn, Futaro.
[23:02] Fuutarou
    What I have to tell her...
[23:07] Raiha
    Welcome home, Onii-chan.
[23:12] Itsuki
    Why are you at my place?
[23:16] Itsuki
    Here.
[23:18] Itsuki
    Yotsuba says she doesn't
    remember giving it to you.
[23:21] Fuutarou
    O-Oh.
[23:22] Fuutarou
    Thanks.
[23:23] Raiha
    Okay.
[23:24] Raiha
    Curry's ready.
[23:27] Itsuki
    Thank you.
[23:30] Fuutarou
    Are you sure you have time to be doing this?
[23:32] Fuutarou
    I heard about your evaluation.
[23:35] Itsuki
    That doesn't mean I'm giving
    up my choice of schools.
[23:38] Itsuki
    I'm ready to forego the school festival
    to study if that's what it takes.
[23:40] Fuutarou
    Please.
[23:42] Fuutarou
    I need you to get into school.
[23:44] Fuutarou
    Everything I've done would be
    for nothing if you don't.
[23:48] Itsuki
    That's not true.
[23:51] Itsuki
    Ichika aspired to become an actress.
[23:53] Itsuki
    Miku aspired to become a chef.
[23:55] Itsuki
    Was the time you spent with them for nothing?
[23:57] Fuutarou
    I sure hope not.
[23:59] Itsuki
    Our relationship has already gone
    beyond just students and tutor.
[24:07] Itsuki
    Uesugi-kun, even if there's
    failure in our future...
[24:13] Itsuki
    You won't regret coming to
    our school or meeting us.
[24:25] Fuutarou
    Our relationship wasn't pointless.
[24:30] Fuutarou
    It's my turn next.
SIGN    School Festival Day 1\n
SIGN    Planetarium\n
[24:39] Azusa
    All present, please gather in the gymnasium.
SIGN    3 PM\n
SIGN    29th Hinode Festival\n
[24:45] Azusa
    We will now begin the opening ceremony for
    the 29th Asahi High School Hinode Festival!
SIGN    Gymnasium
\n    School Festival\n
SIGN    Come to class at 3 PM
\n    on the first day of the festival.\n
SIGN    Sending\n
SIGN    Message sent.\n
[24:57] Azusa
    First, an opening act by
    our very own girl group!
[25:06] Song
    Love Vacation!
[25:07] Song
    There are no breaks to love
[25:13] Itsuki
    Wow!
[25:13] ---
    To keep it special, just you and me...
[25:16] ---
    I'll set up a "keep out" line! Yeah, yeah!
[25:20] ---
    Love Vacation!
[25:21] ---
    There's no stopping the way that I feel!
[25:24] Yotsuba
    Nino looks so good.
[25:25] Fuutarou
    I'm surprised she's taking part.
[25:27] Song
    Push and pull and cry
[25:30] Song
    A vacation of love
SIGN    Corn Dogs\n
SIGN    Cr\u00eapes\n
SIGN    Concert Band\n
[25:40] Azusa
    The 29th Hinode Festival is now in session!
SIGN    Baby Castellas\n
SIGN    Shooting Range\n
SIGN    Yakisoba\n
SIGN    Maid Caf\u00e9\n
SIGN    29th Asahi High School School Festival\n
SIGN    Hinode Festival\n
[26:11] Aoi
    You're so good at this, Miku-chan.
[26:12] Emi
    Who taught you?
[26:14] Miku
    I learned at work.
[26:15] Aoi
    We got some customers.
[26:19] Emi
    Thank you.
[26:23] Miku
    I hope it'll settle down by 3 PM.
[26:27] Yotsuba
    There.
[26:28] Yotsuba
    I think that's it for the inspections.
[26:31] Nino
    Yotsuba.
[26:32] Schoolboy A
    Hey, it's Red!
[26:36] Schoolboy A
    You were super cute in the opening dance!
[26:39] Schoolgirl A
    I'm a fan!
[26:40] Schoolboy B
    Have some of our corn dogs.
[26:43] Nino
    Um...
[26:43] Nino
    Th-Thanks.
[26:49] Nino
    I wanted to check out the food stalls.
[26:53] Nino
    I wonder if this is how Ichika always feels.
[26:56] Itsuki
    Nino.
[26:57] Nino
    What the...
[26:59] Nino
    It's you, Itsuki.
[27:00] Itsuki
    That was an impressive dance earlier.
[27:03] Itsuki
    It really feels like a school festival.
[27:05] Nino
    And what are you doing in the
    middle of a school festival?
[27:09] Itsuki
    I'm going to get it done by 3 PM.
[27:11] Itsuki
    Don't worry.
[27:14] Nino
    I'm so tired.
[27:16] Nino
    Where's Fu-kun, anyway?
[27:20] Fuutarou
    We're here.
[27:22] Mudo
    Thanks for the directions.
[27:24] Mudo
    You're a wonderful young man.
[27:28] Exec committee girl
    Uesugi-kun!
[27:30] Exec committee girl
    We want to make this a resting spot.
[27:32] Exec committee girl
    What should we do?
[27:34] Fuutarou
    R-Right...
[27:42] Miku
    I'm here.
[27:43] Yotsuba
    Miku!
[27:44] Yotsuba
    Hey.
[27:45] Nino
    You're late.
[27:46] Nino
    What took you?
[27:47] Itsuki
    Anyway, we're all here now.
[27:50] Fuutarou
    No, we're missing one more.
[27:54] Ichika
    Hey.
[27:54] Miku
    Ichika.
[27:55] Yotsuba
    You're here!
[27:57] Nino
    Why didn't you tell us?
[27:59] Miku
    I'm surprised you managed
    not to cause a stir.
[28:02] Ichika
    I made it.
[28:03] Hamamoto
    Now we're all here.
[28:06] Yotsuba
    This is the comfiest group to be with, huh?
[28:09] Miku
    It is.
[28:10] Ichika
    Why don't we eat, since we're all here?
[28:12] Yotsuba
    We bought tons of food from the stalls.
[28:14] Itsuki
    I've been waiting all day!
[28:18] Nino
    It all looks so good.
[28:22] Fuutarou
    I love the five of you.
[28:27] Ichika
    That came out of nowhere.
[28:29] Itsuki
    Wh-What does that even mean?
[28:32] Fuutarou
    I wish the six of us could always
    be together like we are now.
[28:37] Fuutarou
    But I have to give an answer.
[28:42] Miku
    Futaro...
[28:44] Miku
    It's okay.
[28:45] Fuutarou
    All right.
[28:48] Fuutarou
    Then again, I'm not so dense that I
    would do it in the middle of a festival.
[28:53] Fuutarou
    I haven't even figured
    things out for myself yet.
[28:56] Fuutarou
    Give me until the last day.
[28:59] Nino
    Jeez, come on.
[29:01] Nino
    That's so anti-climactic.
[29:03] Ichika
    Why don't we get back to it,
    then, and give a toast?
[29:06] Yotsuba
    I want orange juice.
[29:07] Miku
    Where's the matcha soda?
[29:08] Nino
    There isn't any.
[29:09] Itsuki
    Finally, I suppose.
[29:13] Itsuki
    It took a long time to solve this problem.
[29:16] Fuutarou
    Quit teasing.
[29:18] Itsuki
    I'm envious, though.
[29:24] Miku
    Here, your drink.
[29:26] Fuutarou
    Thanks.
[29:28] Itsuki
    Well, then, let's celebrate a successful
    first day of the school festival.
[29:33] Itsuki
    Cheers!
[29:36] Azusa
    Hello, everyone!
[29:38] Azusa
    It's day two of the Hinode Festival!
[29:40] Azusa
    We're going to be interviewing
    some of the attendees!
[29:45] Eba
    Nakano-san, do you see me?
[29:46] Eba
    You remember me, don't you?
[29:48] Eba
    I'm here to see you!
[29:49] Eba
    Are you still running?
[29:50] Azusa
    No stealing my microphone!
[29:52] Maruo
    Apologies. Pardon me.
[29:54] Azusa
    Oh, no!
[29:56] Azusa
    Okay, let's try again.
[29:57] Azusa
    Hello there, ma'am.
[29:59] Azusa
    What are you hoping to
    get out of the festival?
[30:01] Takebayashi
    Me?
[30:04] Takebayashi
    I'm here to see my childhood friend.
[30:07] Exec committee girl B
    No work for you today, Uesugi-kun.
[30:11] Exec committee girl B
    You should go enjoy the festival.
[30:16] Fuutarou
    How am I supposed to enjoy it?
[30:18] Fuutarou
    I don't even have money to buy food.
[30:21] Fuutarou
    Oh, I know where I can go.
[30:25] Takebayashi
    There you are.
[30:27] Takebayashi
    Futaro.
[30:28] Takebayashi
    You've sure grown, haven't you?
[30:33] Fuutarou
    Takebayashi.
[30:36] Takebayashi
    Wow, you suck at this.
[30:39] Takebayashi
    Aim more to the right.
[30:41] Fuutarou
    It's because you're annoying me.
[30:43] Fuutarou
    Oh, I want that one.
[30:45] Fuutarou
    Get that one for me.
[30:49] Miku
    Now he's on a date with another girl,
    after what he said to us yesterday.
[30:56] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san's surprisingly popular, huh?
[30:58] Takebayashi
    Futaro, over here.
[31:00] Fuutarou
    Hey!
SIGN    Fluffy\n
SIGN    Pancakes\n
[31:05] Itsuki
    Would you like some pancakes?
[31:07] Nino
    Futaro.
[31:08] Takebayashi
    Pancakes!
[31:10] Takebayashi
    Let's have some.
[31:11] Fuutarou
    Oh, this is my class's stall.
[31:14] Nino
    F-Fu-kun...
[31:14] Takebayashi
    Oh, really?
[31:16] Takebayashi
    Thank you for being so kind to my Futaro.
[31:19] Itsuki
    "My"?
[31:21] Nino
    Who might you be?
[31:22] Takebayashi
    Nice to meet you.
[31:24] Takebayashi
    I'm Takebayashi.
[31:25] Takebayashi
    I was in Futaro's class in elementary school.
[31:28] Nino
    Oh, really?
[31:30] Nino
    We're classmates, too, but we're
    also students and teacher.
[31:33] Nino
    You might even say we're
    more than just classmates.
[31:36] Takebayashi
    Wow! Really?
[31:38] Takebayashi
    What a coincidence!
[31:39] Takebayashi
    I used to help Futaro study, too.
[31:42] Takebayashi
    He was a trouble student
    who never listened to me,
[31:44] Takebayashi
    so I was shocked he even
    wanted me to teach him.
[31:46] Fuutarou
    No, these are my students.
[31:48] Takebayashi
    Oh, I see.
[31:50] Takebayashi
    That makes things clear, then.
[31:52] Takebayashi
    We know who's closer to him,
    between myself and all of you.
[31:57] Miku
    Yotsuba, I can't...
[32:02] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san is more to me than...
[32:03] Itsuki
    Well, thank you.
[32:05] Itsuki
    If that's true, it means we're
    indebted to you, in a way.
[32:11] Itsuki
    I don't think we can say we've spent
    more time with Uesugi-kun than you have.
[32:16] Itsuki
    But the quality of the time
    spent is worth more.
[32:21] Fuutarou
    Guys, you're embarrassing me.
[32:24] Fuutarou
    Stop it.
[32:26] Fuutarou
    Also, don't tease them too much, Takebayashi.
[32:29] Fuutarou
    I don't have that many friends.
[32:31] Fuutarou
    They're all special to me.
[32:36] Takebayashi
    You really have grown.
[32:39] Takebayashi
    Sorry, you two.
[32:41] Takebayashi
    One pancake, please.
[32:43] Itsuki
    R-Right.
[32:44] Miku
    Yotsuba...
[32:45] Yotsuba
    Sorry, I need to get back to work.
[32:51] Fuutarou
    How about...
[32:51] Nino
    Fu-kun.
[32:53] Nino
    My feelings for you haven't changed.
[33:02] Sanada
    Hey.
[33:03] Sanada
    How was it?
[33:04] Takebayashi
    Good.
[33:05] Takebayashi
    Futaro seemed well.
[33:07] Takebayashi
    The quintuplets were good girls, too.
[33:09] Sanada
    Huh?
[33:10] Sanada
    Quintuplets?
[33:13] Takebayashi
    Break a leg, Futaro.
[33:26] Fuutarou
    Was this the right decision?
[33:28] Fuutarou
    Was it even right to have made this decision?
[33:33] Fuutarou
    Three days was nowhere near enough
    time to contemplate that question.
SIGN    If the Last Festival Is with Ichika\n
[33:50] Azusa
    That concludes the
    Asahi High School festival,
[33:53] Azusa
    the after-party, and all
    other planned activities.
SIGN    School Festival Day 1\n
[34:02] Fuutarou
    The taxi's late.
[34:05] Ichika
    Hey...
[34:05] High School Boy A
    Oh, yeah!
    I heard Nakano Ichika goes to this school.
[34:09] High School Boy B
    Nakano Ichika, huh?
[34:10] High School Boy B
    She was so cute in that drama.
[34:14] High School Boy A
    I'd do a kissing scene like the one
    with her in a heartbeat!
[34:19] Ichika
    Are you shocked I did a kissing scene?
[34:22] Fuutarou
    No.
[34:23] Ichika
    I'm an actress.
[34:24] Ichika
    It's going to happen.
[34:25] Fuutarou
    That's not the point.
[34:27] Ichika
    I know.
[34:28] Ichika
    You've already kissed, too.
[34:30] Fuutarou
    H-How did you know?
[34:33] Fuutarou
    That was an accident.
[34:35] Ichika
    Oh, you actually did?
[34:38] Ichika
    Who was it with?
[34:40] Fuutarou
    I-I don't know.
[34:41] Fuutarou
    Everyone was dressed up as Itsuki.
[34:45] Ichika
    So who do you think it was?
[34:52] Fuutarou
    The taxi's here.
[34:54] Ichika
    You got lucky.
[34:59] Ichika
    Hey...
[35:00] Ichika
    I might not make it to the school festival.
[35:04] Ichika
    So can I ask for your answer now?
[35:07] Ichika
    I-It's okay if you haven't decided yet.
[35:09] Fuutarou
    All right.
[35:11] Fuutarou
    I'm not choosing anyone.
[35:15] Fuutarou
    That's my answer.
[35:23] Ichika
    You're so low!
[35:24] Ichika
    Get yourself together!
SIGN    School Festival Day 2\n
[35:26] Actor
    That's so hurtful!
[35:27] Director
    Okay!
[35:28] Director
    Great!
[35:29] Director
    That'll do it.
[35:31] Ichika
    A-Are you all right?
[35:33] Actor
    Ichika-chan, is it just me,
    or are you used to this?
[35:42] Ichika
    Another good day of work.
[35:44] Ichika
    Guess I'll go back to the hotel and sleep.
[35:46] Boss
    Ichika-chan, bad news!
[35:47] Ichika
    Boss?
[35:48] Boss
    I just got a call.
[35:50] Boss
    Your sister collapsed.
[35:57] Ichika
    I'm so glad you seem well.
[35:59] Ichika
    Get some rest, all right?
[36:04] Ichika
    Nino.
[36:05] Ichika
    Futaro-kun.
[36:07] Nino
    I didn't realize you were here, Ichika.
[36:09] Ichika
    Yeah.
[36:09] Ichika
    I called, but I couldn't just stay put.
[36:13] Ichika
    So how's everyone else?
[36:14] Nino
    They're getting settled in.
[36:17] Nino
    We'll be okay.
[36:18] Nino
    Don't worry about us.
[36:20] Ichika
    Okay.
[36:21] Ichika
    Thank goodness.
[36:23] Nino
    There's more cleaning up to do,
    so I'm heading back to school.
[36:27] Nino
    You should walk Ichika home, Fu-kun.
[36:29] Fuutarou
    R-Right.
[36:31] Ichika
    Okay, I'm calling it a day.
[36:35] Ichika
    Are you done with work today?
[36:38] Fuutarou
    Y-Yeah.
[36:39] Ichika
    Let's go for a walk, then.
[36:46] Ichika
    It's pretty spacious here, huh?
[36:49] Ichika
    Remember, Futaro-kun?
[36:51] Fuutarou
    The fireworks festival venue, right?
[36:55] Fuutarou
    It feels so empty with no stalls
     or people around, huh?
[37:01] Ichika
    Not that it's completely empty.
[37:04] Ichika
    Did you know?
[37:05] Ichika
    A lot of people start going
    out over these three days.
[37:08] Ichika
    Especially at the after-party
    on the night of the third day.
[37:12] Ichika
    I thought maybe you said what
    you did because you knew that.
[37:17] Fuutarou
    Do I look like someone who
    follows society's trends?
[37:20] Ichika
    Oh, please.
[37:22] Ichika
    You can be pretty lowbrow for
    someone who looks so serious.
[37:25] Fuutarou
    Huh? How so?
[37:26] Ichika
    Like the way you peek inside expensive cars.
[37:28] Ichika
    Or the way you get crazy-excited
    when you go on vacation.
[37:31] Ichika
    Or how you shout "yahoo" on a mountaintop.
[37:33] Fuutarou
    I can't believe you remembered all that.
[37:34] Ichika
    That's all part of what makes you cute, though.
[37:39] Ichika
    You should value your true feelings more.
[37:43] Ichika
    So please don't say you aren't
    going to choose anyone.
[37:47] Fuutarou
    I don't even know how I feel.
[37:50] Ichika
    You're overthinking it.
[37:52] Ichika
    Or you're avoiding thinking about it.
[37:54] Ichika
    Remember we talked about kissing yesterday?
[37:57] Ichika
    Nino, Miku, Yotsuba and Itsuki-chan...
[38:01] Ichika
    Here's a question:
[38:02] Ichika
    Who would you have been
    happiest to find out it was?
[38:07] Ichika
    Kidding.
[38:09] Ichika
    Hey, a vending machine.
[38:10] Ichika
    I'll give you some money.
    Buy whatever you like.
[38:14] Ichika
    Whatever you want to drink.
[38:18] Ichika
    I'll be waiting on the bench.
[38:19] Fuutarou
    What's gotten into you?
[38:22] Ichika
    Futaro-kun.
[38:24] Ichika
    Black tea is Nino.
[38:25] Ichika
    Green tea is Miku.
[38:26] Ichika
    Juice is Yotsuba.
[38:28] Ichika
    And coffee is Itsuki-chan.
[38:30] Fuutarou
    That's not fair.
[38:32] Ichika
    I had to do something.
[38:34] Ichika
    So, what's it going to be, Futaro-kun?
SIGN    Ten minutes later\n
[38:46] Fuutarou
    I kept her waiting too long.
[38:49] Fuutarou
    That was unsightly of me.
[38:52] Fuutarou
    I feel like this is how it's
    always been between us.
[38:55] Fuutarou
    We've both had it rough,
    as oldest son and oldest daughter.
[39:05] Ichika
    You were watching my lips, weren't you?
[39:09] Ichika
    Why?
[39:10] Fuutarou
    You're awake?
[39:11] Ichika
    Why were you watching?
[39:14] Fuutarou
    It was one of the five that I kissed.
[39:18] Fuutarou
    It could have been you.
[39:21] Fuutarou
    Man, I'm so creepy.
[39:24] Ichika
    You are.
[39:37] Ichika
    Well?
[39:38] Ichika
    Was it me?
[39:41] Fuutarou
    I-Ichika...
[39:44] Ichika
    Wouldn't it be easier to tell us apart
    by kissing instead of just looking?
[39:47] Fuutarou
    Y-Yeah, but...
[39:49] Fuutarou
    That's all that was for?!
[39:51] Fuutarou
    You may be used to it from acting, but...
[39:54] Ichika
    Oh, the drama I was talking
    about yesterday...
[39:57] Ichika
    It was with another actress.
[40:00] Ichika
    I don't think I could kiss a guy on set yet.
[40:04] Ichika
    So you're my first.
[40:07] Ichika
    Not many people get to kiss a classmate.
[40:10] Ichika
    You'd better cherish it.
[40:12] Ichika
    Oh, I forgot to ask...
[40:15] Ichika
    Did you like it?
[40:18] Fuutarou
    Why are you so condescending about it?
[40:20] Ichika
    "Value your true feelings."
[40:23] Ichika
    Jeez, you're being so shy.
[40:25] Ichika
    That's what I said.
[40:27] Ichika
    And I should do the same.
[40:28] Ichika
    It doesn't matter who Futaro chooses.
[40:32] Ichika
    My feelings aren't going away anytime soon.
SIGN    If the Last Festival Is with Nino\n
[40:46] Azusa
    That concludes the
    Asahi High School festival,
[40:49] Azusa
    the after-party, and all
    other planned activities.
SIGN    School Festival Day 1\n
[40:54] Itsuki
    Well, then, let's celebrate a successful
    first day of the school festival.
[40:59] Itsuki
    Cheers!
[41:05] Nino
    Hey!
[41:05] Yotsuba
    This is good.
[41:07] Nino
    Well?
[41:07] Yotsuba
    What do you think?
[41:09] Fuutarou
    Hey...
[41:10] Fuutarou
    When are you going to change
    out of that showy outfit?
[41:13] Nino
    I just... I wanted you to see me.
[41:17] Yotsuba
    Nino was cute, huh?
[41:19] Fuutarou
    Y-Yeah.
[41:20] Yotsuba
    I was supposed to be in
    that opening ceremony,
[41:24] Yotsuba
    but Nino took over for me.
[41:26] Nino
    You need to learn to say no to people.
[41:30] Nino
    I heard you're helping the drama club, too.
[41:33] Nino
    You'd better stop before you burn out.
[41:35] Fuutarou
    You're as protective of
    your sisters as ever, Nino.
[41:38] Nino
    Th-That's not the only reason.
[41:41] Nino
    I took the job because I thought I could
    see the whole audience from atop the stage.
[41:47] Fuutarou
    What do you mean by that?
[41:48] Yotsuba
    We sent a letter inviting our dad to come.
[41:51] Fuutarou
    I didn't see a single sign of him.
[41:54] Fuutarou
    Guess I should have expected it.
[41:56] Fuutarou
    It doesn't bother me.
[41:57] Fuutarou
    I see.
[41:58] Fuutarou
    He might actually be around now.
[42:02] Fuutarou
    Wanna go look around the stalls?
[42:06] Fuutarou
    Damn it.
[42:07] Fuutarou
    He's not here.
[42:08] Fuutarou
    Has he not contacted you?
[42:10] Nino
    Huh?
[42:10] Nino
    H-He hasn't.
[42:12] Nino
    Jeez...
[42:14] Nino
    How can you be alone with me
    after that bold confession?
[42:19] Fuutarou
    I'm going to call him.
[42:21] Nino
    Don't do that.
[42:22] Nino
    It's okay.
[42:24] Nino
    I wasn't expecting it to work.
[42:26] Fuutarou
    You worked up the courage to send
    him the invitation, didn't you?
[42:30] Fuutarou
    Are you happy with that?
[42:33] Nino
    I'm going to have faith.
SIGN    School Festival Day 2\n
SIGN    Bubble Tea\n
[42:40] Itsuki
    Would you like some sweet, fluffy pancakes?
[42:45] Itsuki
    The pancake shop's definitely getting
    more business than yesterday.
[42:49] Nino
    Seems there's some buzz about us.
[42:52] Boss
    Hey.
[42:53] Boss
    I heard from Uesugi-kun.
[42:56] Boss
    Is this your class's shop, Nino-chan?
[42:58] Bakery Owner
    Hello.
[43:01] Nino
    Hey, boss, you showed up.
[43:04] Boss
    Huh? Was she disappointed just now?
[43:10] Itsuki
    I thought that was Dad for a moment.
[43:15] Azusa
    Thank you, everyone.
[43:17] Azusa
    That is the end of the second day
    of the Asahi High School festival.
[43:22] Aoi
    Hey, hey, we might actually have a
    shot at being the best-selling shop.
[43:26] Fuutarou
    I can't wait any longer.
[43:28] Fuutarou
    Nino, come with me.
[43:30] Nino
    Uesugi-kun?
[43:32] Nino
    Forget it.
[43:33] Nino
    I'm not coming.
[43:34] Nino
    Dad didn't come,
    even though I sent the invitation.
[43:37] Nino
    He doesn't care about us at all.
[43:41] Nino
    The festival is still going tomorrow,
    but I don't care anymore.
[43:44] Nino
    If it isn't going to work out, I'm going
    to regret having wished for it at all.
[43:49] Fuutarou
    I don't know much about your family.
[43:52] Fuutarou
    All I know is that you haven't had a
    normal relationship with your parents.
[43:56] Fuutarou
    On the other hand, you don't realize, do you?
[43:58] Fuutarou
    He's extremely suspicious of me.
[44:01] Fuutarou
    He looks at me with the eyes of a father.
[44:03] Fuutarou
    He wouldn't be like that
    if he didn't love you guys.
[44:07] Fuutarou
    That's why I'm complaining.
[44:09] Fuutarou
    You're all a pain in the ass.
[44:11] Azusa
    Hey, Uesugi-kun!
[44:13] Azusa
    I found that person.
[44:15] Azusa
    I was looking through the videos,
[44:17] Azusa
    and I found someone who looked
    exactly like you described.
[44:20] Azusa
    Where did you come from today?
[44:22] Maruo
    Oh, I'm getting a call from work.
[44:26] Maruo
    Apologies. Pardon me.
[44:28] Azusa
    Oh, come on!
[44:29] Azusa
    Well?
[44:30] Azusa
    Does that look right?
[44:31] Fuutarou
    Thanks.
[44:32] Fuutarou
    It looks like he was here after all.
[44:34] Fuutarou
    Well, Nino?
[44:37] Nino
    Fu-kun, take me to Dad.
[44:41] Nino
    That's right.
[44:42] Nino
    Why was I chickening out?
[44:46] Nino
    If I get nothing from all my effort,
    I keep at it anyway.
[44:49] Nino
    That's who I am.
[44:58] Fuutarou
    Hello.
SIGN    General Hospital\n
SIGN    Entry permit\n
[44:59] Fuutarou
    I'm here to return your daughter.
[45:04] Fuutarou
    Why did you...
[45:05] Maruo
    Leave before it gets dark.
[45:07] Nino
    Wait.
[45:08] Nino
    It's almost done cooking.
[45:13] Fuutarou
    Please have some.
[45:15] Fuutarou
    I know you were at our school.
[45:20] (Flashback) Maruo
    Pancakes, huh?
[45:22] (Flashback) Rena
    They're not expensive to make,
    and the girls appreciate them.
[45:26] (Flashback) Rena
    I wanted to make some one last time.
[45:29] (Flashback) Maruo
    Last time?
[45:30] (Flashback) Maruo
    It won't be the last time.
[45:32] (Flashback) Rena
    Nakano-kun, I can't thank you enough.
[45:36] (Flashback) Rena
    But please stop spending your precious
    time on me when I have so little left.
[45:43] (Flashback) Maruo
    Please don't say you don't
    have much time left.
[45:46] (Flashback) Maruo
    You're my dear teacher.
[45:49] (Flashback) Rena
    Teacher...
[45:51] (Flashback) Rena
    That was years ago.
[45:53] (Flashback) Maruo
    Besides, the girls will
    be lonely without you.
[45:58] (Flashback) Rena
    You're right.
[46:01] (Flashback) Rena
    Leaving them is my only regret.
[46:04] (Flashback) Rena
    They're still little.
[46:05] (Flashback) Rena
    My duty was to see them to adulthood.
[46:09] (Flashback) Rena
    Thank you, Nakano-kun.
[46:12] (Flashback) Rena
    I'd like to be in your debt
    for just a little longer.
[46:15] (Flashback) Rena
    Please let me make you some
    pancakes when I'm discharged.
[46:19] (Flashback) Rena
    I'm sure you'll enjoy them.
[46:25] Nino
    Miku made this batter.
[46:27] Nino
    She was so bad at cooking.
[46:30] Nino
    Now she's found a goal,
     and she's working toward it.
[46:32] Nino
    Not just Miku.
[46:33] Nino
    The five of us have grown
    a lot since back then.
[46:38] Nino
    I want you to see us grow,
[46:43] Nino
    Dad.
[46:56] Nino
    He ate it!
[46:59] Nino
    But did he like it or not?
[47:01] Nino
    What's up with that expression?
[47:03] Maruo
    This flavor...
[47:05] Maruo
    You've been confronting
    it head-on, haven't you?
[47:08] Nino
    What do you mean...
[47:09] Maruo
    This is a lot, though.
[47:12] Maruo
    I don't think I can finish it all myself.
[47:15] Maruo
    Next time, let's eat it
    with the whole family.
[47:20] Nino
    Wh-What's gotten into you?
[47:22] Nino
    B-But I'm sure they'll all be happy to.
[47:25] Fuutarou
    Good for you, Nino.
[47:27] Fuutarou
    I'm going to the washroom.
[47:29] Maruo
    Uesugi-kun, just a moment.
[47:32] Maruo
    Was this your plan?
[47:34] Fuutarou
    No.
[47:35] Nino
    It was.
[47:35] Nino
    He was the one who brought me here.
[47:38] Maruo
    I'm not so sure.
[47:40] Maruo
    That's more than you were
    assigned to do as a tutor.
[47:43] Maruo
    But it was what I couldn't do myself.
[47:47] Maruo
    I'm glad I hired you.
[47:51] Maruo
    I may not be the greatest father,
[47:53] Maruo
    but I hope you take your relationship
    with my daughters seriously.
[48:00] Nino
    Thanks for today, Fu-kun.
[48:03] Nino
    And for everything.
[48:05] Nino
    A-And about tomorrow...
[48:10] Fuutarou
    Hey!
[48:11] Fuutarou
    Watch it!
[48:15] Fuutarou
    That was close.
[48:20] Maruo
    What are you doing?
[48:21] Fuutarou
    Sh-She just slipped.
[48:24] Fuutarou
    I'm leaving now.
[48:25] Nino
    Damn it! I was so close.
[48:28] Maruo
    Right.
[48:28] Maruo
    You do that.
[48:31] Fuutarou
    That was so close.
[48:33] Fuutarou
    Are you all right?
[48:41] Nino
    Gotta be on the offensive
    when you're in love.
[48:46] Maruo
    What was that?
[48:48] Nino
    Hey, Dad...
[48:50] Nino
    There's something I wanted to say.
[48:52] Nino
    No matter how our relationship as sisters
    changes, my feelings won't change.
[48:59] Nino
    Thanks for making Fu-kun our tutor.
SIGN    If the Last Festival Is with Miku\n
[49:11] Azusa
    That concludes the
    Asahi High School festival,
[49:14] Azusa
    the after-party, and all
    other planned activities.
SIGN    School Festival Day 1\n
[49:20] Aoi
    Hey, isn't he from our school?
[49:23] Emi
    He's an enemy spy.
[49:24] Emi
    What a coward.
[49:26] Emi
    We gotta beat the boys' takoyaki.
[49:29] Emi
    Let's do this, Miku-chan.
[49:30] Miku
    U-Um...
[49:32] Miku
    About the boys in our class...
[49:35] Miku
    Let's stop being so stubborn
    and try to get along with them.
[49:38] Miku
    I'm sure it'll be more
    fun if we work with them.
[49:41] Miku
    If only I had the courage to say that...
[49:45] Fuutarou
    Can't find him.
SIGN    Shaved Ice\n
SIGN    Blue
\n    Hawaii\n
SIGN    Lemon\n
SIGN    Mango\n
SIGN    Melon\n
[49:47] Nino
    I'll look over there.
[49:52] Aoi
    Uesugi-kun!
[49:54] Aoi
    Can you go tell the guys
    to stop spying on us?
[49:58] Fuutarou
    Just bury the hatchet already, would you?
[50:01] Miku
    U-Um...
[50:02] Miku
    Is it all right if I go
    spy on them this time?
[50:08] Yamauchi
    Tomorrow, we aren't losing to the girls!
[50:12] Yamauchi
    Yeah!
SIGN    Takoyaki\n
[50:14] Miku
    What do we do, Futaro?
[50:16] Fuutarou
    If anyone can change this, Miku, it's you.
[50:20] Fuutarou
    Being from the opposing faction might be
    precisely why you can change their minds.
[50:26] Fuutarou
    At least, that's my gut feeling.
[50:28] Fuutarou
    Whether you believe that or not is up to you.
[50:33] Miku
    Okay.
[50:34] Miku
    I'll trust you.
[50:39] Miku
    H-Hello.
[50:41] Yamauchi
    Nakano-sa\u2014
[50:41] Yamauchi
    Nakano!
[50:42] Yamauchi
    What does the leader of
    the pancake faction want?
[50:45] Miku
    U-Um...
[50:47] Miku
    I'd like one set of takoyaki.
[50:50] Yamauchi
    Huh?!
[50:52] Miku
    They look good.
[50:54] Miku
    Thank you.
[50:55] Yamauchi
    They're hot. Be careful.
[50:58] Miku
    Thanks.
[51:08] Miku
    Yum.
[51:11] Miku
    I wish the girls from our
    class could have some.
[51:16] Miku
    I'll bring them here at
    the end of the first day.
[51:19] Miku
    I'm sure they'll understand that
    you're giving it your all.
[51:23] Yamauchi
    I don't know what to say to that.
[51:26] Hamamoto
    They called takoyaki lame.
[51:29] Nishioka
    Why should we make any for them?
[51:31] Fuutarou
    Guys, just...
[51:33] Miku
    Wait, Futaro.
[51:35] Miku
    I'll believe.
[51:37] Miku
    I have to tell them.
[51:39] Miku
    I'm sorry for telling you on the day of.
[51:42] Miku
    But I'm sure you don't want
    it to end like this, either.
[51:46] Miku
    Let's make it a school festival that
    we can be happy about together.
[51:53] Takeda
    Oh, yeah. I saw you giving some
    to Matsui-san, Maeda-kun.
[51:57] Maeda
    Hey!
[51:58] Maeda
    I told you not to tell anyone!
[51:59] Hamamoto
    Care to explain, Maeda?
[52:01] Hamamoto
    How could you go behind our backs?
[52:03] Hamamoto
    I wanted Maruyama-san to have some, too!
[52:05] Nishioka
    Fine, Yuri-chan for me!
[52:07] Yamauchi
    Damn it...
[52:08] Yamauchi
    I mean, I've got someone I
    wanted to make some for, too...
[52:12] Yamauchi
    Nakano-san, can you help?
    For their sake.
[52:16] Miku
    Yes, of course.
[52:19] Miku
    Thanks.
[52:20] Miku
    You did all this.
[52:22] Fuutarou
    Huh?
[52:23] Fuutarou
    I didn't do anything.
[52:25] Fuutarou
    You got everyone moving.
[52:30] Fuutarou
    You've gotten strong, Miku.
[52:41] Teacher
    Class 3-1's takoyaki stall is hereby closed.
[52:49] ---
    School Festival Day 2
SIGN    Hinode Festival\n
[52:51] Yotsuba
    Miku!
[52:52] Yotsuba
    I found Uesugi-san.
[52:54] Yotsuba
    He was outside all along.
[52:56] Yotsuba
    He's talking to some girl.
[53:01] Yotsuba
    Do you know her?
[53:02] Miku
    No...
[53:04] Miku
    Do you think...
[53:05] Yotsuba
    Remember what Uesugi-san
    was saying yesterday?
[53:07] Yotsuba
    That he l-loved the five of us.
[53:12] Yotsuba
    Let's believe in Uesugi-san.
[53:14] Miku
    I'll believe.
[53:16] Miku
    When I first met him, he told
    me to believe in what I like.
[53:23] Miku
    No matter what, I'm going to love Futaro.
[53:28] Miku
    I got this far because I loved
    Futaro and believed in him.
[53:33] ---
    School Festival Day 3
[53:35] Fuutarou
    Miku.
[53:38] Fuutarou
    Long day no see.
[53:40] Fuutarou
    Too bad about the class's food stall, huh?
[53:42] Miku
    Futaro, come with me.
[53:44] Fuutarou
    The rooftop?
[53:46] Fuutarou
    I thought we weren't allowed
    up there during the festival.
[53:48] Miku
    Yeah.
[53:49] Miku
    I don't think we'll cause
    any trouble up here.
[53:52] Yamauchi
    Bullshit!
[53:53] Yamauchi
    You're enjoying the fact that
    we had to close our stall!
[53:56] Emi
    No one said we were enjoying it!
[53:59] Emi
    It's still your own fault
    for causing an accident!
[54:01] Yamauchi
    Say that again!
[54:02] Emi
    What?!
[54:03] Fuutarou
    You brought them up here?
[54:05] Fuutarou
    You're right, they won't cause
    anyone else any trouble, but...
[54:08] Miku
    No.
[54:10] Miku
    I'm the one who's going to cause trouble.
[54:12] Yamauchi
    Nakano-san.
[54:13] Emi
    Miku-chan.
[54:14] Emi
    What's this letter about?
[54:17] Miku
    ...along.
[54:19] Miku
    Please get along!
[54:23] Miku
    The guys and girls are
    both being so stubborn.
[54:26] Miku
    We're in high school.
[54:27] Miku
    We're in college next year, aren't we?
[54:29] Miku
    Aren't you embarrassed
    to be fighting like kids?
[54:32] Miku
    Neither pancakes nor takoyaki
    are better than the other.
[54:35] Miku
    That goes for boys and girls, too!
[54:37] Miku
    Both taste good.
[54:38] Miku
    Both worked hard.
[54:40] Miku
    Why can't you accept that?
[54:42] Miku
    The festival's been no fun since
    the day we started preparing.
[54:46] Miku
    It's uncomfortable.
[54:47] Miku
    I've been holding it in this whole time.
[54:49] Miku
    I can't anymore!
[54:53] Fuutarou
    Miku...
[54:55] Fuutarou
    Hey...
[54:56] Miku
    The girls are exhausted from working all day.
[54:59] Miku
    Let's have the boys help them
    at the pancake shop.
[55:02] Yamauchi
    Huh?
[55:03] Emi
    But even if I'm okay with that,
    I don't know what the others will say.
[55:08] Miku
    I'll do it.
[55:09] Miku
    I'll convince them.
[55:12] Miku
    Trust me.
[55:17] Fuutarou
    Sorry.
[55:18] Fuutarou
    I'd given up fixing things and
    just drawn a line in the sand.
[55:23] Fuutarou
    You really taught me.
[55:28] Fuutarou
    Miku?
[55:29] Miku
    Who's the girl?
[55:31] Fuutarou
    Girl?
[55:32] Miku
    At the shooting gallery.
[55:34] Fuutarou
    Oh, she's a childhood friend.
[55:36] Miku
    Do you like her?
[55:37] Miku
    As a girl?
[55:39] Fuutarou
    Sh-She's a friend.
[55:41] Miku
    Oh.
[55:42] Miku
    Okay, then.
[55:43] Miku
    I'd been holding back asking
    this whole time, too.
[55:46] Fuutarou
    You've been holding back?
[55:48] Fuutarou
    You don't have to do that for me.
[55:53] Miku
    Okay.
[55:54] Miku
    Then I want to kiss you.
[55:57] Fuutarou
    I did say you don't have to hold back,
    but how did we get from there to here?!
[56:01] Miku
    Sorry, I'll ask for your answer later.
[56:08] Miku
    No matter how high a wall I'm met with,
[56:12] Miku
    as long as I believe in myself,
    I can go on forever.
[56:17] Miku
    I won't hesitate anymore.
SIGN    If the Last Festival Is with Yotsuba\n
[56:28] Azusa
    That concludes the Asahi
    High School festival,
[56:31] Azusa
    the after-party, and all
    other planned activities.
SIGN    School Festival Day 1\n
[56:41] Yotsuba
    Thank you!
SIGN    Drama
\n    Club
\n    Venue\n
[56:44] Hero
    Queen Emerald!
[56:46] Yotsuba
    That's as far as you go, heroes!
[56:48] Yotsuba
    I'd rather not kill you here.
[56:51] Yotsuba
    Join my forces!
[56:58] Drama Club Member
    I was worried for a while.
[57:00] Drama Club Member
    I'm so glad I asked you
    to fill in, Nakano-senpai.
[57:03] Yotsuba
    I'm glad I could make myself useful, too.
[57:07] Yotsuba
    I'm here for safety inspections.
[57:10] Asano
    Thanks.
[57:11] Yotsuba
    Looks like the ingredients
    are in good condition.
[57:16] Yotsuba
    Paper scraps can be a fire hazard.
[57:18] Yotsuba
    Please clean them up.
[57:20] Yotsuba
    I think I'll be done by 3 PM.
SIGN    Karaage\n
[57:24] Yotsuba
    Karaage, anyone?
[57:25] Karaage Guy
    Thanks for helping out.
[57:27] Karaage Guy
    Have one of our coupons.
SIGN    Free
\n    Karaage\n
[57:30] Yotsuba
    I've been hoping to have some!
[57:41] Fuutarou
    I'm so beat.
[57:43] Yotsuba
    You did well.
[57:46] Fuutarou
    Yotsuba.
[57:48] Yotsuba
    You're a twig, Uesugi-san.
    You need to take a break.
[57:52] Fuutarou
    Thanks. I'm all right now.
[57:55] Fuutarou
    Let me through.
[57:57] Fuutarou
    I want to get this done by 3 PM.
[57:59] Yotsuba
    I'm worried about you.
[58:01] Yotsuba
    I'm not letting you through
    until you listen to me.
[58:06] Fuutarou
    Oh, yeah, I haven't had anything
    to eat since this morning.
[58:10] Yotsuba
    But there are so many shops around!
[58:12] Yotsuba
    No wonder you have so little strength.
[58:15] Yotsuba
    You can have this.
[58:16] Yotsuba
    Eat up.
[58:19] Fuutarou
    Are you sure?
[58:20] Yotsuba
    Yes.
[58:21] Yotsuba
    I'm full right\u2014
[58:25] Yotsuba
    I'm so full, my stomach says "good"!
[58:27] Yotsuba
    Well, let's finish moving.
[58:30] Fuutarou
    Yotsuba...
[58:31] Fuutarou
    Thanks.
[58:33] Fuutarou
    I'm glad you're around.
[58:34] Yotsuba
    Don't be like that.
[58:36] Yotsuba
    We can always help each other out.
[58:39] Yotsuba
    Honestly, I feel like everything's
    worth it when Uesugi-san approves.
[58:46] Yotsuba
    Two more days until Uesugi-san
    gives his answer.
[58:48] Yotsuba
    And that's probably how much longer
    we have to go on like this.
[58:54] Yotsuba
    But if he chooses me...
[58:58] Crowd Girl
    What's going on?
[59:02] Maeda
    Damn it!
SIGN    School Festival Day 2\n
[59:04] Maeda
    Why?!
[59:05] Maeda
    Closed?!
[59:07] Maeda
    We worked so hard for this day!
[59:10] Takeda
    There isn't really anything we
    can do, after that incident.
[59:13] Takeda
    We were warned it would
    be dangerous, weren't we?
[59:16] Maeda
    Shit!
[59:24] Yotsuba
    Let me work!
[59:26] Yotsuba
    Is there anything you need a hand with?
[59:33] Takebayashi
    There you are.
[59:35] Takebayashi
    You're Futaro-san's friend, aren't you?
[59:42] Yotsuba
    Huh?
[59:44] Yotsuba
    Am I at school?
[59:46] Yotsuba
    Home?
[59:47] Nino
    The hospital.
[59:49] Nino
    I was shocked when I heard you were here.
[59:52] Nino
    You haven't been taking
    care of yourself at all.
[59:54] Yotsuba
    Oh...
[59:55] Yotsuba
    Sorry for worrying you.
[59:57] Yotsuba
    I'll be right back.
[59:59] Yotsuba
    There's a lot I haven't finished.
[1:00:01] Nino
    Huh?
[1:00:02] Nino
    Wait...
[1:00:02] Yotsuba
    I have to hurry.
[1:00:03] Yotsuba
    The drama club needs me there.
[1:00:06] Yotsuba
    Yotsuba, it's nighttime.
[1:00:08] Yotsuba
    The second day's over already.
[1:00:15] (Flashback) Takebayashi
    Were you the one Futaro met
    in Kyoto six years ago?
[1:00:20] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    How...
[1:00:22] (Flashback) Takebayashi
    He showed me enough pictures
    to drive me crazy.
[1:00:26] (Flashback) Takebayashi
    I asked your sisters at the pancake shop,
[1:00:30] (Flashback) Takebayashi
    and they told me you got lost that day.
[1:00:32] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    No wonder you were Uesugi-san's teacher.
[1:00:36] (Flashback) Takebayashi
    I'm glad I met you.
[1:00:38] (Flashback) Takebayashi
    Have you told Futaro...
[1:00:40] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    Please don't tell him!
[1:00:41] (Flashback) Takebayashi
    Why not?
[1:00:43] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    I don't want him to be disappointed.
[1:00:46] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san's been working
    earnestly all this time,
[1:00:49] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    while I've been fixated on
    something that doesn't matter.
[1:00:52] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    It was a pointless six years.
[1:00:55] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    I couldn't be helpful to anyone.
[1:00:56] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    I was nothing but a nuisance.
[1:00:58] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    Why am I even here?
[1:01:01] (Flashback) Takebayashi
    Is that all?
[1:01:06] Takebayashi
    I know someone who thought they were
    worthless and unneeded just like you.
[1:01:12] Takebayashi
    And that person is now moving forward.
[1:01:17] Takebayashi
    I hope you find a way to
    move on from your past, too.
[1:01:20] Fuutarou
    You're up.
[1:01:22] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san.
[1:01:23] Yotsuba
    Let me through.
[1:01:25] Yotsuba
    I need to go.
[1:01:26] Fuutarou
    What for?
[1:01:28] Fuutarou
    Everyone's gone home already.
[1:01:29] Yotsuba
    I'll go to each of their
    places to apologize, then.
[1:01:33] Yotsuba
    It's not just the drama club.
[1:01:36] Yotsuba
    All the people I agreed to do things
    for and caused trouble for...
[1:01:41] Yotsuba
    It's all my fault.
[1:01:43] Yotsuba
    What do I tell them?
[1:01:45] Fuutarou
    I'm still not letting you go.
[1:01:47] Fuutarou
    You've been prescribed absolute bed rest.
[1:01:50] Fuutarou
    I don't plan on moving.
[1:01:53] Fuutarou
    Take a seat.
[1:01:55] Fuutarou
    I'll tell you what happened at
    the festival after you were gone.
[1:02:00] Eba
    That's as far as you go, heroes!
[1:02:04] Yotsuba
    Isn't she the captain of the track team?
[1:02:07] Fuutarou
    She was looking for you.
[1:02:10] Fuutarou
    Apparently, she'd been spectating
    since the performance yesterday.
[1:02:12] Yotsuba
    But that outfit was tailored for me.
[1:02:16] Fuutarou
    Do you remember these two?
[1:02:18] Yotsuba
    They're from the clothing club.
[1:02:21] Yotsuba
    Did they alter it?
[1:02:24] Yotsuba
    It's my fault...
[1:02:25] Fuutarou
    Not just these two.
SIGN    Reception
\n    This Way\n
SIGN    Y
\n    a
\n    k
\n    i
\n    t
\n    o
\n    r
\n    i\n
SIGN    Meatball\n
SIGN    Green
\n    Onion\n
SIGN    Cartilage\n
SIGN    Skin\n
SIGN    Thigh\n
[1:02:31] Fuutarou
    Get it, now?
[1:02:33] Fuutarou
    It's not your fault.
[1:02:36] Fuutarou
    They got together for your sake.
[1:02:41] Fuutarou
    We can always help each other out, right?
[1:02:44] Fuutarou
    You're allowed to take
    some help once in a while.
[1:02:46] Fuutarou
    Let me handle it.
[1:02:48] Fuutarou
    I'm one of the people you've helped out.
[1:02:52] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san...
[1:02:53] Yotsuba
    I'm sorry for the trouble I've caused.
[1:02:57] Yotsuba
    Please take care of the last day for me.
[1:03:02] Fuutarou
    Yeah, don't worry about it.
SIGN    School Festival Day 3\n
[1:03:16] Yotsuba
    Uesugi Futaro-kun.
[1:03:19] Fuutarou
    Long time, Rena.
[1:03:22] Fuutarou
    I had a long day today.
[1:03:26] Fuutarou
    Could you come by later?
[1:03:29] Yotsuba
    Thanks for remembering our promise.
[1:03:32] Yotsuba
    I couldn't keep my end of it.
[1:03:35] Yotsuba
    Sorry.
[1:03:37] Fuutarou
    Don't worry about it.
[1:03:39] Yotsuba
    Doesn't it bother you?
[1:03:42] Fuutarou
    Well, the past doesn't matter
    as much as the present.
[1:03:52] Fuutarou
    I won't lean on my memories with you anymore.
[1:03:55] Fuutarou
    I'm going to go find my own worth for myself.
[1:03:59] Fuutarou
    So this is it.
[1:04:16] Fuutarou
    That was a seriously embarrassing dream.
[1:04:18] Fuutarou
    Must be because of everything that
    happened during the festival.
[1:04:27] Yotsuba
    I really went for it.
[1:04:29] Yotsuba
    You'll forgive me, won't you?
[1:04:31] Yotsuba
    It's the last memory we make together.
[1:04:34] Yotsuba
    I can't keep lingering in the past.
[1:04:38] Yotsuba
    I think I can move on now.
[1:04:42] Yotsuba
    Yeah.
[1:04:44] Yotsuba
    I can...
SIGN    If the Last Festival Is with Itsuki\n
[1:05:00] Azusa
    That concludes the Asahi
    High School festival,
[1:05:02] Azusa
    the after-party, and all
    other planned activities.
SIGN    School Festival Day 1\n
[1:05:15] Itsuki
    Aren't you...
SIGN    Unrivaled scholastic prowess! Thorough instruction!\n
SIGN    Mudo Jinnosuke-sensei\n
SIGN    Exam prep
\n    All students' grades
\n    improved\n
SIGN    Special Lecture\n
SIGN    Public lesson by famous teacher
\n    Teaching the four skills of English
\n     Learn everything you need to know
\n    about English\n
[1:05:19] Itsuki
    Thank you for everything you've
    done for me, Mudo-sensei.
[1:05:22] Mudo
    Good on you!
[1:05:23] Mudo
    How diligent of you to be
     studying in the middle of a festival.
[1:05:27] Itsuki
    Um...
[1:05:28] Itsuki
    Well, I want to get into
    college and become a teacher.
[1:05:33] Itsuki
    I want to follow in the footsteps
    of my beloved mother.
[1:05:36] Itsuki
    She was a schoolteacher, too.
[1:05:38] Mudo
    I know.
[1:05:40] Mudo
    I was her homeroom teacher.
[1:05:44] Mudo
    You look just like your
    mother when she was young.
[1:05:48] Itsuki
    I do?
[1:05:50] Mudo
    Yeah.
[1:05:51] Mudo
    So much so that it's uncanny.
[1:05:53] Mudo
    She had an admiration for me that led
    her to take on the path of teaching.
[1:05:58] Mudo
    She regretted it until the very end.
[1:06:02] (Flashback) Rena
    My life was full of mistakes.
[1:06:07] Mudo
    If you're only doing it to
    chase after your mother,
[1:06:10] Mudo
    I don't recommend it.
[1:06:13] Raiha
    Onii-chan, is it true that there
    was a fire at a food stall?
[1:06:17] Fuutarou
    Y-Yeah.
[1:06:18] Fuutarou
    No one was hurt, though.
[1:06:19] Isanari
    That's good to hear.
[1:06:22] Isanari
    Say, Futaro, did you see a
    weird guy at the festival?
[1:06:26] Fuutarou
    Huh?
[1:06:27] Raiha
    Right.
[1:06:28] Raiha
    Dad was talking about it all day today.
[1:06:31] Isanari
    Never mind if you didn't.
[1:06:33] Isanari
    He has this poofy beard.
[1:06:35] Fuutarou
    Oh.
[1:06:37] Fuutarou
    The guy whose face would look right
    side up even when it's upside down?
[1:06:41] Isanari
    So he was there.
[1:06:43] Fuutarou
    Why are you asking about that guy?
[1:06:46] Isanari
    I should probably tell you.
SIGN    School Festival Day 2\n
[1:06:49] Isanari
    That man is...
[1:06:52] Itsuki
    How may I help you?
[1:06:54] Mudo
    I've been wondering when I should tell you.
[1:06:58] Mudo
    Your mother was a student of mine.
[1:07:01] Mudo
    And a former colleague.
[1:07:03] Mudo
    And my former wife.
[1:07:07] Mudo
    In other words, I'm your father.
[1:07:11] Itsuki
    Father...?
[1:07:13] Mudo
    I've missed you.
[1:07:15] Mudo
    I've thought about you as I traveled
    the country as an instructor.
[1:07:22] Mudo
    That's when I saw Ichika-chan on TV.
[1:07:26] Mudo
    I'd like to finally do my
    duty as a father, and...
[1:07:28] Itsuki
    It's too late for that!
[1:07:30] Itsuki
    I've heard about you from my mother.
[1:07:33] Itsuki
    The moment you learned that she was
    about to have quintuplets, you vanished.
[1:07:38] Itsuki
    Do you have any idea how Mother felt?
[1:07:42] Itsuki
    You're not...
[1:07:44] Mudo
    I'm sorry.
[1:07:46] Mudo
    Please give me a chance to redeem myself.
[1:07:48] Mudo
    I want to do what I can as a father,
    even if it's too late.
[1:07:53] Itsuki
    Please don't involve yourself
    with us anymore.
[1:07:56] Itsuki
    I already have a father.
[1:07:59] Mudo
    Nakano-kun, you mean?
[1:08:01] Mudo
    What did he do for you when your mother died?
[1:08:06] Mudo
    My daughter is chasing after
    her late mother's shadow
[1:08:10] Mudo
    and is on the verge of treading
    the same mistaken path as her.
[1:08:15] Mudo
    You must know better than anyone that
    teaching is not the right job for you.
[1:08:23] Mudo
    As a father, I can't allow it.
[1:08:26] Mudo
    My love for you and your
    sisters compelled me to act.
[1:08:33] Ichika
    Itsuki-chan?
[1:08:34] Fuutarou
    Yeah.
[1:08:36] Fuutarou
    Like, did she seem any different from usual?
[1:08:39] Ichika
    I haven't seen her since
    yesterday, so I don't know.
[1:08:42] Ichika
    Why?
[1:08:43] Fuutarou
    We think your biological father
    has had contact with her.
[1:08:47] Ichika
    No...
[1:08:48] Ichika
    Why?
SIGN    School Festival Day 3\n
[1:08:55] Nino
    Itsuki's not here.
[1:08:57] Nino
    Today's the last day, too.
[1:08:59] Miku
    I wonder why...
[1:09:00] Miku
    She's been in her room since yesterday.
[1:09:03] Fuutarou
    I see.
[1:09:05] Nino
    Hold it.
[1:09:07] Nino
    You're going to Itsuki's place, aren't you?
[1:09:09] Nino
    Take this with you.
[1:09:11] Fuutarou
    Are you sure?
[1:09:12] Nino
    That's my Fu-kun.
[1:09:14] Nino
    That's what I like about you.
[1:09:16] Nino
    I'll take care of the rest.
[1:09:18] Miku
    Please take care of Itsuki.
[1:09:29] Fuutarou
    Are you...
[1:09:31] Itsuki
    Uesugi-kun...
[1:09:32] Itsuki
    This is completely pointless.
[1:09:35] Itsuki
    What am I doing?
[1:09:38] Fuutarou
    Don't worry about that old fart.
[1:09:40] Fuutarou
    He's probably talking out of his a\u2014
[1:09:42] Itsuki
    Mom would say...
[1:09:44] (Flashback) Rena
    Itsuki.
[1:09:46] (Flashback) Rena
    You must never become like me.
[1:09:52] Itsuki
    And yet I can't give up.
[1:09:54] Itsuki
    I'm still aspiring to be my mother.
[1:09:58] Itsuki
    Am I wrong for wishing for this?
[1:10:03] Fuutarou
    I guess that's true.
[1:10:05] Fuutarou
    There's nothing good
    about becoming a teacher.
[1:10:09] Fuutarou
    Not every student is a good one.
[1:10:11] Fuutarou
    You'll be forced to learn that some
    people are stupid beyond imagination.
SIGN    Greater Beauty
\n    Through Softer Skin \u2665\n
[1:10:16] Fuutarou
    You have to betray your own
    principles to work with them.
[1:10:20] Fuutarou
    Involving yourself with others is a sure
    way to exhaust both your mind and body.
[1:10:25] Fuutarou
    Some students will be rebellious.
[1:10:29] Fuutarou
    Even then, you can't run away.
[1:10:30] Fuutarou
    You have to confront them head-on.
[1:10:33] Fuutarou
    It was a real pain in the ass.
[1:10:35] Fuutarou
    I'm so done.
[1:10:37] Fuutarou
    Becoming a teacher is a terrible idea.
[1:10:39] Fuutarou
    But so what?
[1:10:41] Fuutarou
    There's no point in listening
    to a stranger's nonsense.
[1:10:44] Fuutarou
    It's your dream.
[1:10:46] Fuutarou
    No matter how much of
    an uphill battle it is,
[1:10:48] Fuutarou
    it's up to you to decide whether
    to keep going or to give up.
[1:10:50] Itsuki
    Is this really my dream?
[1:10:54] Itsuki
    I just want to become my mother.
[1:10:57] Itsuki
    That's what someone told me before.
[1:11:01] Fuutarou
    Wanting to be like your mother
    by chasing a dream
[1:11:03] Fuutarou
    and chasing a dream to be like your
    mother are two very different things.
[1:11:07] Fuutarou
    If you're sure of it,
[1:11:10] Fuutarou
    admiring and aspiring to become like
    your mother is definitely not a mistake.
[1:11:15] Itsuki
    I...
[1:11:18] Itsuki
    I want to become a teacher like my mother.
[1:11:21] Itsuki
    I'm going to become a teacher
    because that's what I want.
[1:11:25] Fuutarou
    If that's what my student wants,
[1:11:27] Fuutarou
    then there's only one
    thing I can do as a tutor.
[1:11:30] Fuutarou
    I'll support you with everything I've got.
[1:11:33] Fuutarou
    That's all.
[1:11:34] Itsuki
    Uesugi-kun...
[1:11:37] Itsuki
    I have a good idea.
[1:11:41] Itsuki
    Please help me study.
[1:11:45] Fuutarou
    Of course.
[1:11:47] Itsuki
    Thank you.
[1:11:50] Itsuki
    But first...
SIGN    Chicken
\n    Steak\n
[1:11:55] Itsuki
    There's something I have to do.
[1:12:01] Itsuki
    Hello, Mudo-sensei.
[1:12:04] Mudo
    Hey there.
[1:12:07] Mudo
    I didn't expect you to come to me.
[1:12:10] Mudo
    May I assume that you've decided
    to listen to your father?
[1:12:18] Isanari
    "Father"?
[1:12:20] Isanari
    My ass.
[1:12:22] Mudo
    I know you.
[1:12:23] Isanari
    Hey, Sensei.
[1:12:25] Isanari
    Long time.
[1:12:26] Shimoda
    Not that we're the ones
    who wanted to talk to you.
[1:12:31] Maruo
    Mudo-sensei.
[1:12:34] Maruo
    You seem well.
[1:12:35] Mudo
    Nakano-kun.
[1:12:37] Mudo
    I'm glad I have an opportunity
    to apologize to you.
[1:12:40] Mudo
    I've burdened you quite a bit.
[1:12:45] Mudo
    I'm sorry.
[1:12:47] Maruo
    No, I'm grateful to you.
[1:12:50] Maruo
    Your irresponsible actions have
    brought me and my daughters together.
[1:12:56] Mudo
    I'm not sure about that.
[1:12:57] Mudo
    It doesn't appear that you've taken
    on all your responsibilities, either.
[1:13:02] Mudo
    That's why Itsuki-chan came here herself.
[1:13:05] Mudo
    You're too unreliable, so she came to me.
[1:13:09] Maruo
    Itsuki-kun is here?
[1:13:12] Maruo
    What are you talking about?
[1:13:15] Maruo
    Look carefully.
[1:13:17] Maruo
    Itsuki-kun isn't here.
[1:13:23] Itsuki
    I'm over here.
[1:13:25] Mudo
    What is this about?
[1:13:27] Itsuki
    I apologize for deceiving you.
[1:13:29] Itsuki
    But we knew this would happen.
[1:13:32] Mudo
    What's your point?
[1:13:34] Mudo
    It was a simple mistake.
[1:13:36] Itsuki
    If you loved us, you could tell us apart.
[1:13:40] Itsuki
    That's what our mother said.
[1:13:42] Mudo
    Her again?!
[1:13:44] Mudo
    Enough with that!
[1:13:46] Mudo
    When will you stop believing
    her absurd ravings?!
[1:13:50] Mudo
    Forget it immediately!
[1:13:52] Mudo
    That's what your mother would say, too.
[1:13:54] Mudo
    Recall what she said to you.
[1:13:59] Itsuki
    I remember Mother voicing her regrets.
[1:14:02] Mudo
    That's right!
[1:14:03] Mudo
    She made a mistake!
[1:14:05] Mudo
    You shouldn't do the same!
[1:14:07] Itsuki
    I don't agree.
[1:14:10] Itsuki
    Even if she truly rejected her own life,
[1:14:14] Itsuki
    I would reject that itself.
[1:14:16] Itsuki
    Is that a problem?
[1:14:17] Itsuki
    I'm not my mother.
[1:14:20] Itsuki
    I've seen my mother give her all for us.
[1:14:25] Itsuki
    There's no way such a kind person's
    way of life could have been a mistake.
[1:14:31] Mudo
    Don't talk like you know!
[1:14:33] Maruo
    You're the one who speaks
    as though you understand.
[1:14:38] Maruo
    You don't know how much hope
    she saw in her children.
[1:14:44] Maruo
    You have no right to speak of her.
[1:14:48] Nino
    Dad...
[1:14:50] Itsuki
    Mudo-sensei, you've never once
    apologized to our mother.
[1:14:58] Itsuki
    I won't forgive you.
[1:15:00] Itsuki
    I refuse to be a pawn in
     your search for redemption.
[1:15:02] Itsuki
    You'll never be freed from
     the ghost of my mother.
[1:15:07] Mudo
    After all I...
[1:15:09] Isanari
    This is pathetic, old man.
[1:15:15] Itsuki
    Bleah.
[1:15:21] Fuutarou
    So, that took care of everything?
[1:15:24] Itsuki
    Knowing you, you were watching
    from afar, weren't you?
[1:15:28] Fuutarou
    Maybe.
[1:15:29] Itsuki
    Thank you, Uesugi-kun.
[1:15:33] Itsuki
    Ever since Mom passed away,
[1:15:35] Itsuki
    I've been trying to become her
    to fill the void she left behind.
[1:15:40] Itsuki
    At some point, the line between me
    and my mother had become blurry.
[1:15:45] Itsuki
    I even lost faith in my own dream.
[1:15:50] Itsuki
    I don't have to forget about Mom, do I?
[1:15:57] Itsuki
    You're the one who taught me that.
[1:16:00] Itsuki
    Thank you.
[1:16:06] Itsuki
    Look how dark the sky's gotten already.
[1:16:09] Itsuki
    Winter's fast approaching, huh?
[1:16:15] Itsuki
    What's gotten into you?
[1:16:17] Itsuki
    You're so creepy.
[1:16:18] Fuutarou
    It's a personal thing.
[1:16:20] Fuutarou
    Sorry.
[1:16:21] Itsuki
    Anyway, it's thanks to you that
    I was able to have confidence.
[1:16:25] Itsuki
    I'm not my mother.
[1:16:27] Itsuki
    It's so simple, but it's because you
    were here that I realized that.
[1:16:32] Itsuki
    My idea of a perfect teacher
    continues to be my mother, but...
[1:16:37] Itsuki
    What?
[1:16:38] Itsuki
    W-Well, so...
[1:16:42] Itsuki
    Uesugi-kun, you're perfect to me, too.
[1:16:47] Itsuki
    I just wanted you to know that.
[1:16:52] Azusa
    We hereby announce the winner for Best Selling Shop.
SIGN    Best Selling Shop\n
SIGN    Class 3-1\n
[1:16:56] Student
    Yay!
[1:16:59] Aoi
    Huh?
[1:17:00] Aoi
    Where did the Nakanos go?
[1:17:02] Itsuki
    Sorry I'm late.
[1:17:06] Miku
    How did it go, Itsuki?
[1:17:08] Ichika
    Did you tell Futaro-kun?
[1:17:10] Itsuki
    Yeah.
[1:17:11] Itsuki
    I got to thank him regarding our father, too.
[1:17:14] Itsuki
    I'd like to thank the rest of you, as well.
[1:17:16] Ichika
    It's fine.
[1:17:18] Yotsuba
    It was a family situation, too.
[1:17:20] Itsuki
    B-But...
[1:17:22] Itsuki
    Th-Thank...
[1:17:25] Itsuki
    Thanks, okay?
[1:17:27] Nino
    This is so awkward.
[1:17:29] Itsuki
    Please, not you guys, too.
[1:17:31] Itsuki
    Especially you, Miku, for impersonating me.
[1:17:34] Miku
    I don't mind.
[1:17:35] Miku
    Besides, I'm not satisfied with
    that sloppy impersonation.
[1:17:39] Nino
    This girl's discovered her own weird passion.
[1:17:42] Ichika
    I guess that was enough to
    throw off the average person.
[1:17:45] Yotsuba
    We have the same face,
    even if we're different inside.
[1:17:48] Miku
    Yeah.
[1:17:51] Ichika
    I wonder how long we'll stay quintuplets.
[1:17:59] Ichika
    Come on, we have some time
    until our meet-up with Futaro.
[1:18:03] Ichika
    Let's forget all that and
    enjoy the after-party.
[1:18:06] Maeda
    Guys...
[1:18:07] Maeda
    When are we getting out of here?
[1:18:10] Maeda
    Let's go find something to eat at the stalls.
[1:18:12] Fuutarou
    The stalls, huh?
[1:18:14] Fuutarou
    Yeah...
[1:18:16] Fuutarou
    I haven't had anything in a while.
[1:18:18] Fuutarou
    There's a shop I haven't
    had a chance to go to.
[1:18:20] Fuutarou
    After that, I have to meet up with someone.
[1:18:24] Takeda
    I see.
[1:18:26] Maeda
    I saw those sisters earlier.
[1:18:28] Maeda
    All five of them were there,
    including Ichika-chan.
[1:18:31] Takeda
    Huh...
[1:18:32] Takeda
    I'm surprised you were able
    to tell it was her so quickly.
[1:18:37] Maeda
    Y-Yeah...
[1:18:39] Maeda
    It's weird, but I could always tell
    Ichika-san apart from the rest.
[1:18:43] Takeda
    You can tell them all apart,
    can't you, Uesugi-kun?
[1:18:46] Fuutarou
    Huh?
[1:18:48] Fuutarou
    Now that you mention it, I'm not sure...
[1:18:51] Fuutarou
    It was even harder, at first.
[1:18:54] Fuutarou
    I've never been good at remembering
    people's faces to begin with.
[1:18:57] Fuutarou
    Worse, those girls take full
    advantage of that fact.
[1:19:02] Fuutarou
    You have no idea how many
    times they've fooled me.
[1:19:05] Fuutarou
    They're nothing but a
    pain until the very end.
[1:19:08] Maeda
    Sure, whatever.
[1:19:09] Takeda
    So here's a question...
[1:19:11] Takeda
    Which one of the girls was the
    first one you could tell apart?
[1:19:18] Fuutarou
    Okay, let's hit the stalls.
[1:19:21] Takeda
    Just a moment.
[1:19:22] Takeda
    What was that pause?
[1:19:24] Maeda
    Wait, Takeda, what's going on?
[1:19:26] Takeda
    Why don't we ask Uesugi-kun what's going on?
[1:19:30] Fuutarou
    Nothing's going on.
[1:19:31] Takeda
    Don't be such a stranger, Uesugi-kun!
[1:19:34] Takeda
    Bros don't keep secrets!
[1:19:36] Fuutarou
    Shut up!
[1:19:37] Fuutarou
    No answer!
[1:19:39] Takeda
    You like one of the quintuplets?
[1:19:46] Fuutarou
    The duty of a student is to study.
[1:19:49] Fuutarou
    I lived my life believing
    nothing else mattered.
[1:19:53] Fuutarou
    But there was no reason for
    me to cut off everything else.
[1:19:57] Fuutarou
    Studying, friendship, work,
    entertainment, relationships...
[1:20:01] Fuutarou
    They've always gone all-out
    in anything they did.
[1:20:04] Fuutarou
    They were the ones who taught me
    that, when I was so stuck in my ways.
[1:20:09] Fuutarou
    But it took me all this time to realize
    that, and I kept them waiting.
[1:20:15] Fuutarou
    If I hadn't changed, I probably would
    have been alone right now, too.
[1:20:22] Maeda
    Uesugi...
[1:20:23] Fuutarou
    All right.
[1:20:24] Fuutarou
    Let's head for the stalls.
[1:20:26] Fuutarou
    Although I don't have any money.
[1:20:28] Maeda
    Why are you going to the stalls
    when you don't have money?!
[1:20:31] Yamada
    Thank goodness for the resting area.
[1:20:34] Ohtori
    Right?
[1:20:36] Fuutarou
    Why else?
[1:20:37] Fuutarou
    It's to enjoy the festival
    until the very end.
[1:20:45] Itsuki
    It's almost time.
[1:21:02] Itsuki
    Uesugi-kun, right around when
    everything finishes off today,
[1:21:06] Itsuki
    we'll all be waiting in our own rooms,
[1:21:09] Itsuki
    each with our own thoughts.
[1:21:17] Itsuki
    You'll only be in one of our rooms.
[1:21:23] Itsuki
    We know this idea will cause you grief.
[1:21:29] Itsuki
    This is how we've prepared ourselves.
[1:21:32] Itsuki
    We hope you understand.
[1:21:40] Azusa
    That concludes the Asahi
    High School festival,
[1:21:43] Azusa
    the after-party, and all
    other planned activities.
[1:22:01] Itsuki
    Uesugi-kun...
[1:22:03] Ichika
    Not bad, Futaro-kun.
[1:22:14] Miku
    It's over.
[1:22:19] Ichika
    You'd already made your
    choice by then, hadn't you?
[1:22:35] Itsuki
    It's only getting started, Uesugi-kun.
[1:22:44] Yotsuba
    There it is.
[1:22:47] Fuutarou
    Hey.
[1:22:54] Fuutarou
    Kept you waiting.
[1:22:56] Yotsuba
    Why are you here, Uesugi-san?
[1:22:59] Fuutarou
    I came to see you, Yotsuba.
[1:23:03] Yotsuba
    You're kidding, right?
[1:23:08] Yotsuba
    You're kidding! This can't be happening.
[1:23:11] Fuutarou
    Yeah...
[1:23:12] Fuutarou
    I don't know how this happened.
[1:23:15] Fuutarou
    Also, you kept me waiting pretty long.
[1:23:18] Fuutarou
    Why weren't you here?
[1:23:20] Yotsuba
    I didn't expect you to come to me at all.
[1:23:23] Fuutarou
    These were freshly made when I bought them.
[1:23:26] Yotsuba
    Isn't that...
[1:23:28] Fuutarou
    You gave me the coupon, remember?
[1:23:30] Fuutarou
    Here, have some.
[1:23:32] Yotsuba
    You've been waiting all this time?
[1:23:35] Fuutarou
    Yeah.
[1:23:36] Fuutarou
    I decided I'd have them with you here.
[1:23:45] Fuutarou
    So, uh...
[1:23:47] Fuutarou
    Let me make sure, now that
    you know what I've decided...
[1:23:52] Yotsuba
    I'm sorry.
[1:23:57] Yotsuba
    H-Huh?
[1:23:58] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san?
[1:24:00] Yotsuba
    Hey, Uesugi-san?
[1:24:04] Fuutarou
    I had to work up a lot of
    courage to come here, you know.
[1:24:06] Fuutarou
    I didn't expect such a quick answer.
[1:24:10] Yotsuba
    I'm really honored that you chose me...
[1:24:17] Yotsuba
    but there must be someone better for you.
[1:24:20] Yotsuba
    You shouldn't settle for someone like me.
[1:24:24] Fuutarou
    What's this about?
[1:24:26] Yotsuba
    I-I mean, the others are so much more...
[1:24:30] Fuutarou
    The others?
[1:24:34] Fuutarou
    You're the one I'm asking right now.
[1:24:37] Fuutarou
    Tell me how you feel.
[1:24:43] Fuutarou
    That little...
[1:24:51] Fuutarou
    She got away...
[1:24:53] Itsuki
    Uesugi-kun.
[1:24:56] Fuutarou
    Itsuki.
[1:24:57] Fuutarou
    Where are the others?
[1:24:58] Itsuki
    All that matters is that
    Yotsuba ran that way.
[1:25:02] Itsuki
    There's only one place you ought to be.
[1:25:06] Itsuki
    Worrying about the rest of us
     will only cause more pain.
[1:25:11] Fuutarou
    You're right.
[1:25:12] Fuutarou
    Sorry.
[1:25:17] Fuutarou
    Yotsuba...
[1:25:19] Fuutarou
    You always used to say,
    so often that it was annoying...
[1:25:24] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    Let's make sure we aren't left with
\n    any regrets after school camp.
[1:25:28] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    So let's make sure we don't regret
\n    anything on our school trip.
[1:25:31] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    Let's make sure we finish the
    festival without a smidge of regret.
[1:25:35] Fuutarou
    I'm not giving up!
[1:25:43] Fuutarou
    Hey...
[1:25:44] Fuutarou
    Wait!
[1:25:45] Yotsuba
    I'm sorry, Uesugi-san.
[1:25:47] Yotsuba
    I can't be special.
[1:25:51] Yotsuba
    I don't deserve it.
[1:25:57] (Flashback) Yotsuba (fifth grade)
    Everyone, where are you?
[1:26:02] (Flashback) Takebayashi (fifth grade)
    Ow...
[1:26:05] (Flashback) Yotsuba (fifth grade)
    Sorry.
[1:26:06] (Flashback) Takebayashi (fifth grade)
    No, I wasn't watching where I was going.
[1:26:09] (Flashback) Takebayashi (fifth grade)
    I'm sorry.
[1:26:11] (Flashback) Yotsuba (fifth grade)
    Whoa, look at the time.
[1:26:13] (Flashback) Futaro (fifth grade)
    I guess we can take the bus home.
[1:26:18] (Flashback) Yotsuba (fifth grade)
    I think I used up all my money on
    the good luck charm earlier today.
[1:26:22] (Flashback) Futaro (fifth grade)
    You dummy!
[1:26:24] (Flashback) Futaro (fifth grade)
    Just so you know, I only have 200 yen on me.
[1:26:28] (Flashback) Futaro (fifth grade)
    I can't lend you any money.
[1:26:29] (Flashback) Yotsuba (fifth grade)
    Yeah, I know.
[1:26:32] (Flashback) Yotsuba (fifth grade)
    Take care, then.
[1:26:41] (Flashback) Futaro (fifth grade)
    Whoops, lost it all.
[1:26:45] (Flashback) Futaro (fifth grade)
    My family's poor.
[1:26:47] (Flashback) Futaro (fifth grade)
    I only ever get 5 yen.
[1:26:48] (Flashback) Futaro (fifth grade)
    Cheap, right?
[1:26:50] (Flashback) Yotsuba (fifth grade)
    Aren't you miserable not having
    enough money, Futaro-kun?
[1:26:54] (Flashback) Futaro (fifth grade)
    What do you mean?
[1:26:55] (Flashback) Yotsuba (fifth grade)
    My family's the same.
[1:26:58] (Flashback) Yotsuba (fifth grade)
    My mom works by herself for all of us.
[1:27:02] (Flashback) Yotsuba (fifth grade)
    And sometimes I think Mom would have
    had an easier time if I weren't here.
[1:27:10] (Flashback) Futaro (fifth grade)
    Hey...
[1:27:11] (Flashback) Yotsuba (fifth grade)
    So I'm going to study hard,
    become really smart,
[1:27:16] (Flashback) Yotsuba (fifth grade)
    and work at a company that'll
    make me lots of money.
[1:27:19] (Flashback) Yotsuba (fifth grade)
    And I'm going to make life easier for my mom.
[1:27:21] (Flashback) Yotsuba (fifth grade)
    That way, there'll be a
    reason for me to be here.
[1:27:26] (Flashback) Futaro (fifth grade)
    Wow.
[1:27:28] (Flashback) Futaro (fifth grade)
    You're such a grown-up.
[1:27:30] (Flashback) Futaro (fifth grade)
    You're right.
[1:27:31] (Flashback) Futaro (fifth grade)
    I'm going to study hard
    and become really smart.
[1:27:34] (Flashback) Futaro (fifth grade)
    And then when I start making money,
[1:27:36] (Flashback) Futaro (fifth grade)
    maybe I can earn a better life for my sister.
[1:27:40] (Flashback) Futaro (fifth grade)
    Maybe that's the way to
    make ourselves needed.
[1:27:45] (Flashback) Yotsuba (fifth grade)
    Let's do it.
[1:27:46] (Flashback) Yotsuba (fifth grade)
    Together.
[1:27:47] (Flashback) Yotsuba (fifth grade)
    I'll do it for Mom.
[1:27:50] (Flashback) Yotsuba (fifth grade)
    You'll do it for your sister.
[1:27:52] (Flashback) Yotsuba (fifth grade)
    Let's study really hard.
[1:27:58] (Flashback) Futaro (fifth grade)
    Yeah.
[1:28:00] (Flashback) Futaro (fifth grade)
    Hey, let's make a wish together,
    a hundred yen each.
[1:28:24] (Flashback) Rena
    Yotsuba.
[1:28:27] (Flashback) Rena
    That ribbon looks good on you.
[1:28:30] (Flashback) Yotsuba (fifth grade)
    Thanks.
[1:28:31] (Flashback) Yotsuba (fifth grade)
    People won't mistake me
    for the others now, right?
[1:28:35] (Flashback) Rena
    I'm not so sure.
[1:28:37] (Flashback) Rena
    What you wear doesn't make
    much of a difference.
[1:28:41] (Flashback) Yotsuba (fifth grade)
    But that's not all.
[1:28:43] (Flashback) Yotsuba (fifth grade)
    I study more than everyone else.
[1:28:45] (Flashback) Yotsuba (fifth grade)
    I was first the other day.
[1:28:48] (Flashback) Yotsuba (fifth grade)
    I'm winning.
[1:28:50] (Flashback) Yotsuba (fifth grade)
    I'm not where everyone else is anymore.
[1:28:53] (Flashback) Yotsuba (fifth grade)
    I'm not the same anymore.
[1:28:54] (Flashback) Itsuki
    Mom!
[1:28:56] (Flashback) Itsuki
    Look, look!
[1:28:58] (Flashback) Rena
    My, that's cute.
[1:29:00] (Flashback) Itsuki (fifth grade)
    I tried it on like Yotsuba did.
[1:29:03] (Flashback) Rena
    Yotsuba, your efforts are fantastic.
[1:29:07] (Flashback) Rena
    There's nothing wrong with working hard.
[1:29:09] (Flashback) Rena
    But you don't need to become the best.
[1:29:12] (Flashback) Rena
    You're each special.
[1:29:17] (Flashback) Rena
    As a mother, I wish for you to
    stay together your whole lives.
[1:29:22] (Flashback) Rena
    No matter what happens,
[1:29:24] (Flashback) Rena
    it's not where you are that's important.
[1:29:27] (Flashback) Rena
    It's that the five of you are together.
[1:29:35] (Flashback) Nino (fifth grade)
    She never really got better!
[1:29:41] Maruo
    Pardon me.
[1:29:51] (Flashback) Maruo
    This is the first time I'm talking
    to you like this, isn't it?
[1:29:56] (Flashback) Maruo
    I'll be taking responsibility for all of you.
[1:30:00] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    Mom, we're in middle school now.
[1:30:05] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    But there's no way the five
    of us can stick together.
[1:30:10] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    We can't be the same anymore.
[1:30:15] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    Look, Dad!
[1:30:17] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    I got the highest grade of the five of us.
[1:30:20] (Flashback) Maruo
    Well done.
[1:30:22] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    The track team asked me to join,
    but I turned them down.
[1:30:25] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    What else could I do, right?
    I had to focus on studying.
[1:30:28] (Flashback) Maruo
    Keep up the good work.
[1:30:33] Yotsuba
    He's kind of cold.
[1:30:36] Yotsuba
    Mom would have praised me more.
[1:30:41] Yotsuba
    She would have praised me, right?
[1:30:45] Yotsuba
    I wonder if Futaro-kun's still studying.
[1:30:50] (Flashback) Miku
    You don't need this anymore, Yotsuba?
[1:30:53] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    I don't.
[1:30:54] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    It's going to get in the way of my studying.
[1:30:56] (Flashback) Miku
    Okay, I think I'll borrow this, then.
[1:31:00] Yotsuba
    Good, good.
[1:31:01] Yotsuba
    It's slowly getting better.
[1:31:03] Yotsuba
    I gotta work even harder.
[1:31:05] (Flashback) Miku
    Yotsuba.
[1:31:07] (Flashback) Miku
    Look at the grade I got on the history test.
[1:31:10] (Flashback) Miku
    It's thanks to the game you lent me.
[1:31:13] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    Y-Yeah?
[1:31:15] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    Good for you.
[1:31:18] Yotsuba
    I have to work harder.
[1:31:20] Yotsuba
    I have to study lots and become really smart.
[1:31:25] Yotsuba
    And I have to work for a
    company that'll pay me lots.
[1:31:30] Yotsuba
    What's the point of studying?
[1:31:35] (Flashback) Rena
    You don't need to be special.
[1:31:37] (Flashback) Rena
    What's important is that the
    five of you are together.
[1:31:40] Yotsuba
    Why does it matter that the
    five of us are together?
[1:31:43] Yotsuba
    I don't get it.
[1:31:47] (Flashback) Announcer
    ...to the Kurobara Girls'
    High School Track Club,
[1:31:52] (Flashback) Announcer
    congratulations on being chosen
    for the interscholastic meet.
[1:31:55] Yotsuba
    Mom, are you watching?
[1:31:58] Yotsuba
    Everyone's praising me.
[1:32:00] Yotsuba
    A lot of people need me.
SIGN    Congratulations
\n    Basketball Team
\n    National Competition\n
[1:32:03] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    It's because I'm me,
    not just one of the sisters.
[1:32:07] (Flashback) Miku
    You've been training all the time lately.
[1:32:10] (Flashback) Miku
    Are you okay?
[1:32:10] (Flashback) Miku
    Are you keeping up with school?
[1:32:12] (Flashback) Miku
    Can I help you study?
[1:32:15] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    I'm different from the rest of you now!
[1:32:20] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    Don't act like I'm the same.
[1:32:22] Yotsuba
    I'm the best of the sisters.
[1:32:25] Yotsuba
    I'm special.
[1:32:27] (Flashback) Teacher
    You failed the second make-up exam.
[1:32:29] (Flashback) Teacher
    Nakano Yotsuba-san, I'm failing you.
[1:32:36] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    But...
[1:32:37] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    You're joking, right?
[1:32:40] (Flashback) Teacher
    I'm not joking.
[1:32:41] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    But I got such good results in my club!
[1:32:45] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    The other day, in the basketball team...
[1:32:46] (Flashback) Teacher
    That doesn't matter.
[1:32:48] (Flashback) Teacher
    I gave you plenty of warning.
[1:32:51] (Flashback) Teacher
    Yet you continued trying
    to join multiple clubs.
[1:32:54] (Flashback) Teacher
    Gather your belongings.
SIGN    Principal's Office\n
[1:32:58] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    Huh?
[1:32:59] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    I'm transferring?
[1:33:00] (Flashback) Maruo
    My acquaintance is an executive
    at a coeducational school.
[1:33:05] (Flashback) Maruo
    You'll be studying there after summer break.
[1:33:09] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    Just me?
[1:33:12] Yotsuba
    Huh?
[1:33:13] Yotsuba
    I thought I was special.
[1:33:16] Yotsuba
    I worked so hard so I could
    make a purpose for myself.
[1:33:21] Yotsuba
    So why am I alone?
[1:33:23] Yotsuba
    What am I supposed to do if I'm alone?
[1:33:28] Yotsuba
    How do I become special?
[1:33:31] Yotsuba
    I don't know where I'm supposed to go.
[1:33:36] (Flashback) Nino
    Wait.
[1:33:39] (Flashback) Nino
    If Yotsuba's transferring,
    we're going with her.
[1:33:45] (Flashback) Principal
    That's nonsense!
[1:33:47] (Flashback) Principal
    You passed your exams, did you not?
[1:33:49] (Flashback) Nino
    Yes, I passed.
[1:33:51] (Flashback) Nino
    By cheating.
[1:33:54] (Flashback) Principal
    I-Is that true?
[1:33:58] (Flashback) Ichika
    The rest of us did, too.
[1:34:00] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    Girls...
[1:34:02] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    Why?
[1:34:03] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    Why are you doing this for me?
[1:34:05] (Flashback) Nino
    Yotsuba, I don't know what you're thinking,
[1:34:09] (Flashback) Nino
    but I won't let you be the
    only one gone from us.
[1:34:14] (Flashback) Ichika
    We're sticking together, wherever we go.
[1:34:16] (Flashback) Itsuki
    That's what Mother taught us to do.
[1:34:22] (Flashback) Miku
    Yotsuba, we're always one-fifth of each
    other, no matter what we're doing.
[1:34:29] (Flashback) Miku
    The five of us can overcome together.
[1:34:34] Yotsuba
    This is what Mom meant.
[1:34:39] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    I'm going to stop caring
    about who's the best.
[1:34:43] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    I'm going to live for the others.
[1:34:56] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    A hundred percent!
[1:35:12] Fuutarou
    Wait!
[1:35:12] Yotsuba
    I'm only here thanks to my sisters.
[1:35:17] Yotsuba
    I'm going to forget my memories
    and about my feelings.
[1:35:34] Yotsuba
    Are you all right?
[1:35:38] Fuutarou
    Your sisters are all good people.
[1:35:41] Fuutarou
    They're amazing.
[1:35:42] Fuutarou
    I love them.
[1:35:45] Fuutarou
    I'm honored to have been able to tutor them.
[1:35:51] Fuutarou
    But without you, I would
    have given up long ago.
[1:35:59] Yotsuba
    Why would you say that?
[1:36:02] Fuutarou
    I'm a weak human being.
[1:36:04] Fuutarou
    I'm going to keep tripping up in the future.
[1:36:07] Fuutarou
    I know this is rich coming
    from a loser like me,
[1:36:11] Fuutarou
    but I'd be grateful, Yotsuba,
    if you'd be there when I do.
[1:36:17] Fuutarou
    You give me peace.
[1:36:20] Fuutarou
    You're my anchor, and I want to be yours.
[1:36:25] Fuutarou
    So if you hate me, that's fine.
[1:36:28] Fuutarou
    Just tell me how you feel.
[1:36:35] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san, I...
[1:36:39] Yotsuba
    Tell him.
[1:36:41] Yotsuba
    Let's end it now.
[1:36:44] Yotsuba
    I hate you.
[1:36:46] Yotsuba
    I hate you.
[1:36:47] Yotsuba
    I hate you.
[1:36:48] Yotsuba
    I hate you.
[1:36:52] Yotsuba
    I love you.
[1:36:55] Yotsuba
    I can't lie to you, Uesugi-san.
[1:37:02] Yotsuba
    I've always loved you.
[1:37:09] Yotsuba
    But I'm sorry.
[1:37:13] Yotsuba
    There's something I still need to do.
SIGN    Math\n
SIGN    Nakano Ichika\n
[1:37:19] Ichika
    Huh?
[1:37:20] Ichika
    You aren't dating?
[1:37:22] Fuutarou
    No, actually.
[1:37:24] Ichika
    Oh.
[1:37:27] Ichika
    You aren't dating.
[1:37:29] Ichika
    Which means Futaro-kun still...
[1:37:33] Ichika
    doesn't belong to anyone.
[1:37:38] Ichika
    Come on, buck up!
[1:37:41] Ichika
    Yotsuba said she loves you.
[1:37:43] Ichika
    So it's mutual.
[1:37:45] Ichika
    She's going to end up hating
    you if you don't buck up.
[1:37:51] Fuutarou
    You're right.
[1:37:52] Fuutarou
    Thanks, Ichika.
[1:37:57] (Flashback) Nino
    Even if you were the one
\n    who was chosen someday,
[1:38:00] (Flashback) Nino
    I would have wanted to celebrate.
[1:38:04] Ichika
    I finally get what Nino meant by that.
[1:38:09] Nino
    You knew I've always liked Fu-kun.
[1:38:13] Nino
    You knew that when yesterday happened.
[1:38:16] Nino
    I don't want you to worry for me right now.
[1:38:19] Yotsuba
    How can I not be worried?
[1:38:20] Yotsuba
    You're my precious sister.
[1:38:23] Nino
    In that case, things are over between us.
[1:38:27] Nino
    If this is how you insist things have to be,
[1:38:30] Nino
    I'm cutting our sisterly tie.
[1:38:39] Miku
    Yotsuba.
[1:38:41] Miku
    You're going to get cold standing out here.
[1:38:44] Yotsuba
    Miku.
[1:38:45] Miku
    I'm Yotsuba.
[1:38:48] Miku
    I'm Yotsuba.
[1:38:50] Yotsuba
    What are you talking about?
[1:38:52] Miku
    I had a plan.
[1:38:55] Miku
    If Futaro didn't choose me,
[1:38:56] Miku
    I'd become you and go out with him.
[1:39:02] Miku
    What do you think?
[1:39:09] Yotsuba
    I don't think that's right.
[1:39:12] Yotsuba
    Ethically.
[1:39:17] Yotsuba
    S-So cold.
[1:39:19] Miku
    Shall we go elsewhere?
[1:39:24] Yotsuba
    Th-This is the first time
    it's just us at karaoke, huh?
[1:39:29] Miku
    Yeah.
[1:39:33] Miku
    Yotsuba...
[1:39:36] Yotsuba
    Yeah?
[1:39:37] Miku
    I'm just kidding.
[1:39:39] Miku
    About becoming you.
[1:39:41] Miku
    It's a joke.
[1:39:43] Miku
    I can pretend to be you,
    but I can't become you.
[1:39:47] Miku
    This juice is too sweet for me.
[1:39:51] Yotsuba
    Miku...
[1:39:52] Miku
    I'm angry, though.
[1:39:54] Miku
    I wouldn't do anything to
    upset Futaro the way you are.
[1:40:00] Miku
    You're having trouble deciding, aren't you?
[1:40:02] Miku
    I thought you had more than
    a little affection for him.
[1:40:07] Yotsuba
    I'm not having trouble.
[1:40:09] Yotsuba
    My feelings for him haven't changed
    at all since a long time ago.
[1:40:12] Yotsuba
    I've always had feelings for Uesugi-san.
[1:40:16] Miku
    Then even more, you shouldn't
    have a reason to be so hesitant.
[1:40:21] Miku
    I bet you're still hung up on what
    happened at our last school, aren't you?
[1:40:27] Miku
    Don't worry about us.
[1:40:29] Miku
    You can go out with him.
[1:40:33] Miku
    Did you think I meant that?
[1:40:37] Miku
    I already had a hunch, but it still hurts.
[1:40:43] Miku
    I can't stop my emotions from taking over.
[1:40:47] Miku
    That's how serious I was.
[1:40:49] Miku
    If you're the same way,
[1:40:53] Miku
    I want you to accept how the rest of us feel.
[1:40:58] Yotsuba
    I didn't understand how Nino felt.
[1:41:04] Yotsuba
    Of course she's angry at me.
[1:41:06] Miku
    Nino told me that, in love,
    we are neither allies nor enemies.
[1:41:13] Yotsuba
    Yeah.
[1:41:14] Miku
    I see.
[1:41:15] Miku
    If you agree with that,
[1:41:17] Miku
    I'll fight back in the only way I can:
[1:41:20] Miku
    I'm not going to encourage you at all.
[1:41:28] Miku
    Let's sing, since we're here.
[1:41:30] Yotsuba
    Yeah.
[1:41:31] Yotsuba
    Watch this.
[1:41:32] Yotsuba
    I'm going to sing way better than you.
[1:41:34] Miku
    Bring it on.
[1:41:39] Yotsuba
    Wow, look.
[1:41:41] Yotsuba
    The weather's so nice.
SIGN    Karaoke Warrior\n
[1:41:42] Miku
    I didn't expect to be up
    singing all night.
[1:41:49] Yotsuba
    Hey, Miku...
[1:41:51] Yotsuba
    I miss the others.
[1:41:57] Miku
    Yotsuba's mistaken about one thing.
[1:42:00] Miku
    I'm not going to tell her, though.
[1:42:05] Miku
    It's because we chose to move to
    this school that we met Futaro.
[1:42:12] Miku
    At the very least, I don't
    think that's a misfortune.
[1:42:18] Miku
    It's because I met Futaro, that I...
[1:42:25] Miku
    Let's go, Yotsuba.
[1:42:27] Miku
    I couldn't become Yotsuba,
    but Yotsuba can't become me, either.
[1:42:34] Miku
    I finally like myself enough to believe that.
[1:42:42] Fuutarou
    Itsuki.
[1:42:44] Fuutarou
    Have a minute?
[1:42:46] Itsuki
    Wh-What is it?
[1:42:48] Fuutarou
    Err...
[1:42:49] Fuutarou
    There's something I want to talk about.
[1:42:51] Fuutarou
    This might not be a good spot.
[1:42:53] Itsuki
    Let's go over there, then.
[1:42:59] Itsuki
    Um...
[1:43:00] Itsuki
    What is it you wanted to talk about?
[1:43:09] Itsuki
    I-I'm sorry!
[1:43:11] Fuutarou
    Ow...
[1:43:12] Fuutarou
    Don't worry about it.
[1:43:15] Itsuki
    What is this unease I'm still feeling?
[1:43:18] Nino
    There's no one here.
[1:43:25] Nino
    You were the one who drove a wedge
    between us quintuplets, Yotsuba.
[1:43:31] Yotsuba
    I'm sorry this is so selfish.
[1:43:33] Yotsuba
    I wasn't thinking about
    you yesterday, either.
[1:43:36] Yotsuba
    I was being pushy.
[1:43:38] Yotsuba
    But I still feel the same way.
[1:43:42] Yotsuba
    My wish...
[1:43:43] Nino
    I don't believe it.
[1:43:44] Nino
    You still want to be coddled.
[1:43:47] Nino
    I'm never going to approve\u2014
[1:43:52] Yotsuba
    Oh, it's just mice.
[1:43:53] Nino
    There are mice here.
[1:43:56] Fuutarou
    That was close.
[1:43:58] Fuutarou
    Is it too risky to open the door?
[1:44:00] Itsuki
    Please don't come too close.
[1:44:03] Itsuki
    We can't be seen like
    this by Yotsuba and Nino.
[1:44:06] Nino
    Lunch break's almost over.
[1:44:09] Nino
    Let's go.
[1:44:10] Yotsuba
    Wait!
[1:44:11] Nino
    What?
[1:44:15] Yotsuba
    I've gathered all the courage
    I could to come to tell you.
[1:44:18] Yotsuba
    My wish is for you to approve
    of me going out with Uesugi-san.
[1:44:22] Nino
    I told you\u2014
[1:44:23] Yotsuba
    But it doesn't have to be now.
[1:44:26] Yotsuba
    A few months, a few years...
[1:44:29] Yotsuba
    I don't know how long it'll take, but...
[1:44:32] Yotsuba
    I want you to see how much I love Uesugi-san.
[1:44:37] Yotsuba
    How strong my feelings are.
[1:44:38] Yotsuba
    They're every bit as strong as yours!
[1:44:42] Nino
    You're right.
[1:44:43] Nino
    Even if you apologized to me
    or tried to convince me now,
[1:44:47] Nino
    I wouldn't buy it.
[1:44:49] Nino
    And you're still willing to walk
    that thorny path, is that right?
[1:44:54] Yotsuba
    I love my sisters as much
    as I love Uesugi-san.
[1:45:01] Nino
    Jeez.
[1:45:02] Nino
    You're so stupid.
[1:45:04] Nino
    But that sounds like something you'd say.
[1:45:10] Nino
    I hated seeing you leave behind
    the shackles of being a quint.
[1:45:16] Nino
    And I was jealous.
[1:45:19] Nino
    Do you still see me as
    someone to compete with?
[1:45:24] Yotsuba
    Of course I do.
[1:45:25] Yotsuba
    We're going to be mindful of
    each other throughout our lives.
[1:45:29] Yotsuba
    At times, we're on the same side.
[1:45:31] Yotsuba
    At times, we're enemies.
[1:45:33] Yotsuba
    So...
[1:45:33] Nino
    Rivals, right?
[1:45:37] Nino
    The fight's not over yet.
[1:45:39] Nino
    I'll see how things go between
    you from a short distance away.
[1:45:43] Nino
    Show even the slightest weakness,
[1:45:45] Nino
    and I'm going to steal him from you.
[1:45:49] Yotsuba
    Y-Yeah.
[1:45:52] Nino
    Are we done yet?
[1:45:54] Nino
    Come out, you two rats.
[1:45:58] Fuutarou
    You noticed?
[1:46:00] Itsuki
    Um, er...
[1:46:01] Yotsuba
    U-Uesugi-san!
[1:46:03] Yotsuba
    When were you...
[1:46:04] Yotsuba
    Did you hear everything?
[1:46:06] Fuutarou
    Sorry.
[1:46:10] Nino
    You heard that, didn't you, Fu-kun?
[1:46:13] Nino
    I meant what I said.
[1:46:15] Nino
    Don't you dare let your guard down.
[1:46:17] Fuutarou
    R-Right.
[1:46:18] Fuutarou
    I'll keep that in mind.
[1:46:21] Itsuki
    You sure did get yourself mixed
    up with some crazy siblings.
[1:46:25] Itsuki
    But I think I can finally say it.
[1:46:29] Itsuki
    You're not alone.
[1:46:33] Itsuki
    Congratulations, Uesugi-kun.
[1:46:45] Yotsuba
    Th-Thank you for inviting me out today.
[1:46:50] Fuutarou
    Sorry to drag you out on a day off.
[1:46:52] Yotsuba
    N-No, it's fine.
[1:46:53] Yotsuba
    I appreciate it.
[1:46:55] Fuutarou
    Yeah?
[1:47:01] Fuutarou
    I could never find time to be
    alone with you at school, so...
[1:47:06] Yotsuba
    That's true.
[1:47:07] Train Announcer A
    Emergency stop.
[1:47:07] Yotsuba
    You never know when you'll run into them.
[1:47:09] Train Announcer A
    Please brace yourselves.
[1:47:14] Train Announcer B
    We have made an emergency stop
    due to the detection of debris.
[1:47:17] Train Announcer B
    We apologize to our passengers
    for the inconvenience.
[1:47:18] Fuutarou
    This is backwards, isn't it?
[1:47:20] Train Announcer B
    Please wait while we perform safety checks.
[1:47:21] Yotsuba
    It is, huh?
[1:47:23] Fuutarou
    All right, order anything you want,
    as much as you want.
[1:47:26] Fuutarou
    It's on me.
[1:47:27] Yotsuba
    Yay!
[1:47:28] Girl
    Yum!
[1:47:30] Mom
    Glad you like it.
[1:47:32] Nino
    This is so annoying.
[1:47:34] Nino
    Why would they go to a family
    restaurant for a date?
[1:47:37] Miku
    I think it's nice and awkward.
[1:47:39] Fuutarou
    I'd like to use this.
[1:47:40] Nino
    He's using coupons.
[1:47:41] Miku
    Is that bad?
[1:47:43] Nino
    You can't be using coupons on a date.
[1:47:46] Ichika
    Futaro-kun's trying his best.
SIGN    The Coldest Island Ohbayashi\n
SIGN    Voices from Faraway Mountains Kikumachi Itaru\n
SIGN    The Dancing Girl of Atami Kawabata Yasuo\n
SIGN    Into a White Sun Kaitei Takeshi\n
SIGN    Darkness in Winter Kaitei Takeshi\n
SIGN    Sawamiya Kenji Complete Works I\n
SIGN    Sawamiya Kenji Complete Works II\n
SIGN    As Far as the Five Lakes of Shiretoko Shiga Nao\n
SIGN    The Innocent Old Law Scholar\n
SIGN    Yasaimatsuri Takaoka Shouta\n
SIGN    Grown-ups in the Attic Edogawa\n
SIGN    Snow Women Morimura Ma\n
SIGN    Graceful Blue Mountains Kita\n
SIGN    Atop Red Clouds Miyoshi\n
SIGN    Drunken Carriage Minami\n
SIGN    Fossil Mountain (Part 1)\n
SIGN    Fossil Mountain (Part 2)\n
[1:47:49] Fuutarou
    You're aiming for a referral
    for a sports university, right?
[1:47:53] Yotsuba
    Yes.
[1:47:54] Fuutarou
    So is it your dream to become
    an athlete of some sort?
[1:47:59] Yotsuba
    No.
[1:48:01] Yotsuba
    I've forgotten the dream
    I had when I was little,
[1:48:04] Yotsuba
    but I think my strength is
    still in supporting others.
[1:48:10] Yotsuba
    I only started because I
    gave up on something else,
[1:48:12] Yotsuba
    but I came to realize that's
    something to be proud of, too.
[1:48:15] Fuutarou
    I see.
[1:48:16] Fuutarou
    That sounds like you.
[1:48:19] Yotsuba
    I came to that realization
    because of how you were.
[1:48:23] Fuutarou
    Is it?
[1:48:24] Yotsuba
    It is.
[1:48:27] Yotsuba
    So if I do get into college,
[1:48:30] Yotsuba
    that's the kind of job I'd like to study for.
[1:48:33] Fuutarou
    I-I see.
[1:48:34] Fuutarou
    Right.
SIGN    Quiet in
\n    the library\n
SIGN    Psychology\n
[1:48:39] Nino
    This is so irritating!
[1:48:41] Ichika
    There, there.
[1:48:45] Fuutarou
    Sorry, the library must
    have been pretty boring.
[1:48:49] Yotsuba
    No.
[1:48:50] Yotsuba
    Anything is fun, as long as you're there.
[1:48:54] Fuutarou
    Then can we go to one more place?
[1:48:57] Yotsuba
    Okay.
[1:49:01] Itsuki
    It doesn't look like we need to
    give Yotsuba any encouragement.
[1:49:07] Yotsuba
    Isn't this...
[1:49:09] Fuutarou
    Takes you back, huh?
[1:49:15] Fuutarou
    You liked this rusty, old swing, remember?
[1:49:18] Yotsuba
    I thought you were going to take me to
    places that were special to you today.
[1:49:23] Fuutarou
    Yeah.
[1:49:25] Fuutarou
    The family restaurant I go to with
    my parents every now and then.
[1:49:27] Fuutarou
    The library I study at all the time.
[1:49:30] Fuutarou
    This place is one, too,
    since that day I came with you.
[1:49:38] Yotsuba
    Are you sure about this?
[1:49:40] Yotsuba
    To be honest, I'm still hesitating.
[1:49:44] Yotsuba
    Am I really allowed to leave my sisters
    behind and be so happy by myself?
[1:49:51] Yotsuba
    Am I making the right choice?
[1:49:56] Fuutarou
    Remember how far you jumped from here?
[1:50:00] Fuutarou
    I want to see that again.
[1:50:03] Yotsuba
    Okay.
[1:50:04] Yotsuba
    That's an easy ask.
[1:50:11] Yotsuba
    Now!
[1:50:21] Yotsuba
    How was that?
[1:50:22] Fuutarou
    Yotsuba, if I jump as far as
    you did, could you hear me out?
[1:50:29] Yotsuba
    Do you mean...
[1:50:30] Fuutarou
    Here I go.
[1:50:31] Yotsuba
    No, don't risk it!
[1:50:33] Fuutarou
    Look at me!
[1:50:39] Fuutarou
    Further...
[1:50:41] Fuutarou
    I can go further!
[1:51:00] Yotsuba
    Don't die!
[1:51:02] Fuutarou
    Yotsuba...
[1:51:04] Fuutarou
    I'm so immature that I can't
    even put together a proper date.
[1:51:09] Fuutarou
    But I'm going to become a better man,
    so I can stand proud next to you.
[1:51:15] Fuutarou
    Whether we're going down the
    right path or the wrong path,
[1:51:19] Fuutarou
    we can walk it together.
[1:51:21] Fuutarou
    So if it's all right with you, will you...
[1:51:30] Fuutarou
    I love you.
[1:51:34] Fuutarou
    Will you marry me?
[1:51:47] Yotsuba
    You scared me!
[1:51:48] Yotsuba
    I thought you were...
[1:51:50] Yotsuba
    You're skipping so many steps!
[1:51:52] Fuutarou
    Y-You're right.
[1:51:55] Fuutarou
    I got ahead of myself.
[1:51:56] Yotsuba
    You could creep a person out by saying
    that before you're going out with them.
[1:52:00] Yotsuba
    I mean, other people, that is.
[1:52:03] Fuutarou
    Sorry.
[1:52:04] Fuutarou
    Let me start over.
[1:52:07] Fuutarou
    Yotsuba?
[1:52:09] Yotsuba
    I just remembered what I wanted
    to be when I was little.
[1:52:14] Yotsuba
    It's one of those cheesy things
    that everyone wished for.
[1:52:18] Yotsuba
    A bride.
[1:52:27] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san, will you promise...
[1:52:30] Yotsuba
    that you'll grant my wish someday?
[1:53:03] Fuutarou
    H-Hey, there's something...
[1:53:07] Fuutarou
    There's something I need to tell you all.
[1:53:11] Fuutarou
    I couldn't tell you all this time,
    but my university...
[1:53:15] Fuutarou
    I-It's in Tokyo.
[1:53:18] Nino
    That's obvious, isn't it?
[1:53:20] Fuutarou
    Huh?
[1:53:21] Yotsuba
    We didn't bother asking.
[1:53:24] Nino
    I figured you'd be doing that.
[1:53:26] Miku
    Yeah.
[1:53:27] Miku
    It doesn't bother us at all.
[1:53:30] Fuutarou
    Oh. Okay.
[1:53:32] Miku
    Good luck on the exams.
[1:53:34] Nino
    We can always go see you.
[1:53:37] Fuutarou
    Right.
[1:53:38] Fuutarou
    Thanks.
[1:53:39] Fuutarou
    I'm glad I met you all.
[1:53:42] Fuutarou
    Later.
[1:53:45] Yotsuba
    Okay.
[1:53:46] Yotsuba
    See you tomorrow.
[1:53:53] Itsuki
    Just as we expected, huh?
[1:53:55] Nino
    He seemed sad for once.
[1:53:57] Miku
    That makes me kind of happy, though.
[1:53:59] Yotsuba
    I feel so lucky I got to see
     him make that face.
[1:54:06] Nino
    You said you weren't going to cry, dummy.
[1:54:10] Yotsuba
    So did you, Nino.
SIGN    Culinary School
\n    
\n    Make Good Food and
\n    Enjoy Doing It
\n    Cooking/Confectionery
\n    Basics\n
[1:54:22] Nino
    Dreams this, goals that...
[1:54:24] Nino
    I don't know if I can be like the rest of you.
[1:54:27] Miku
    You can do it, Nino.
[1:54:29] Miku
    We can.
[1:54:33] Nino
    I'll stick around for you
    just a little longer.
[1:54:38] Miku
    Okay.
[1:54:39] Miku
    Thanks.
[1:54:43] Yotsuba
    It's been so long!
SIGN    Acceptance Letter\n
SIGN    Student Number: 390201100
\n    
\n    Student Name: Nakano Nino\n
SIGN    You have officially passed our 2018 entrance exam,
\n    and are hereby qualified to attend our school
\n    in April 2019.\n
SIGN    December 21, 2018\n
SIGN     Chukyo Culinary Institute\n
SIGN    Congrats! Successful applicants\n
[1:54:52] Film Staff
    Nakano-san, you're up.
[1:54:55] Ichika
    Thank you.
SIGN    Accepted Education School Examinees\n
[1:55:07] Itsuki
    Mom...
[1:55:09] Itsuki
    I did it.
SIGN    Congratulations Itsuki
\n    On Your University Acceptance\n
[1:55:15] Itsuki
    Hey, Yotsuba...
[1:55:17] Itsuki
    Are you sure you're okay with living
    on your own, once you get into college?
[1:55:23] Yotsuba
    You're such a worrywart, Ichika.
[1:55:26] Yotsuba
    We'll be all right living apart.
[1:55:28] Yotsuba
    After all, we're all...
[1:55:37] Takeda
    You never get this nervous, do you?
[1:55:39] Fuutarou
    Probably not.
[1:55:41] Fuutarou
    But I'm not alone.
[1:56:17] Fuutarou
    I'm sure...
[1:56:19] Fuutarou
    They're not alone, either.
SIGN    Nakano\n
SIGN    5 Years Later\n
[1:56:40] Miku
    Ichika says she's almost here.
[1:56:43] Nino
    Oh.
[1:56:44] Nino
    We have to get ready, too, then.
[1:56:47] Nino
    It's been a long time since
    we've all been together.
SIGN    \n
SIGN    Groom: Uesugi Futaro\n
SIGN    Bride: Nakano Yotsuba\n
[1:56:54] Ichika
    This country never changes, does it?
[1:57:00] Ichika
    I'm back, Japan!
[1:57:03] Itsuki
    It was only a vacation.
[1:57:07] Ichika
    Itsuki-chan.
[1:57:08] Itsuki
    Thanks for picking me up.
[1:57:11] Itsuki
    You're famous...
[1:57:13] Itsuki
    Keep a low profile!
[1:57:15] Nino
    Welcome.
[1:57:17] Nino
    Oh.
[1:57:18] Nino
    It's you two.
[1:57:20] Miku
    Long time, Ichika.
[1:57:22] Ichika
    Yup, yup.
[1:57:23] Ichika
    Glad to see you're both looking well.
[1:57:25] Ichika
    Looks like the shop's bustling, too.
[1:57:28] Nino
    Heh.
[1:57:29] Nino
    I see you've learned to
    make jokes in the States.
[1:57:34] Itsuki
    What was it like in the US?
[1:57:38] Ichika
    I'm still not sure about my intonation.
[1:57:41] Itsuki
    Ichika.
[1:57:42] Itsuki
    Intonation.
[1:57:43] Ichika
    Crap, you're so strict.
[1:57:46] Itsuki
    I'm a teacher, after all.
[1:57:48] Miku
    You're staying to eat, right?
[1:57:50] Miku
    We'll make something right now.
[1:57:51] Ichika
    Yay.
[1:57:53] Nino
    Let's see if you'll like it at all after you've
    been spoiled by those fancy American caf\u00e9s.
[1:57:57] Ichika
    Huh?
[1:57:58] Ichika
    Have I told you about that?
[1:58:00] Miku
    Nino's constantly checking your Instagram.
[1:58:03] Nino
    Don't tell her that, Miku!
[1:58:05] Ichika
    I know.
[1:58:06] Ichika
    I can tell people about this shop in return.
[1:58:09] Miku
    Wait.
[1:58:10] Miku
    We'd get a lot more customers
    if we depended on your fame.
[1:58:15] Miku
    I appreciate it, but I'll wait on it.
[1:58:20] Miku
    We've been getting more regulars recently.
[1:58:23] Miku
    I want to see how far we can get on our own,
[1:58:26] Miku
    especially since Futaro's Dad lent us
    such a well-equipped shop.
[1:58:34] Miku
    Wh-What?
[1:58:36] Ichika
    I'm so proud of my kid sister!
[1:58:38] Ichika
    I'd proudly show you off to anyone!
[1:58:41] Nino
    I'll let you work here if
    you ever lose your fame.
[1:58:44] Ichika
    She's so not cute.
[1:58:46] Miku
    It's cute in its own way.
[1:58:52] Itsuki
    Everyone, it's the woman of the hour.
[1:58:57] Yotsuba
    Hello, everyone.
[1:58:58] Yotsuba
    You're all here.
[1:58:59] Nino
    Why are you drenched in sweat?
[1:59:01] Yotsuba
    I couldn't sit still.
[1:59:03] Yotsuba
    I biked here from home.
[1:59:05] Nino
    You biked...? What?
[1:59:08] Nino
    Why would you do that
    right before the ceremony?
[1:59:11] Itsuki
    I hope Uesugi-kun's taking the train, right?
[1:59:13] Yotsuba
    Yeah.
[1:59:14] Yotsuba
    He's been here since yesterday.
[1:59:16] Yotsuba
    So I think he's sleeping.
[1:59:21] Yotsuba
    What?
[1:59:22] Itsuki
    It looks like we finally have to accept it.
[1:59:26] Nino
    That's why we quietly dragged you
    out here early in the morning.
[1:59:29] Ichika
    Oh, my makeup artist is coming.
[1:59:32] Yotsuba
    Are we really doing this?
[1:59:34] Nino
    Why are you chickening out now?
[1:59:36] Nino
    You were so into it in the beginning.
[1:59:38] Itsuki
    Exactly.
[1:59:39] Itsuki
    We still have to check with Uesugi-kun.
[1:59:41] Nino
    Ichika.
[1:59:42] Ichika
    Yup.
[1:59:44] Ichika
    I wore mine.
[1:59:45] Ichika
    This is our wedding gift to you.
[1:59:48] Miku
    The earrings Mom used to wear.
[1:59:51] Nino
    Yotsuba, are you ready?
[1:59:54] Yotsuba
    Yes.
[1:59:55] Yotsuba
    Please go ahead.
[1:59:56] Nino
    Okay, here we go, guys.
[1:59:59] Nino
    One, two...
[2:00:00] All Four
    Congratulations on your wedding, Yotsuba!
[2:00:04] Yotsuba
    Ow!
[2:00:28] Staff A
    Sir, the bride's family is here.
[2:00:32] Fuutarou
    Great.
[2:00:33] Fuutarou
    I thought he wasn't here.
[2:00:35] Fuutarou
    Why didn't you show up at the ceremony?
[2:00:38] Maruo
    My apologies.
[2:00:40] Maruo
    I was contemplating not coming
    until the last minute.
[2:00:43] Fuutarou
    F-Father!
[2:00:45] Maruo
    You have no reason to call me "Father."
[2:00:48] Fuutarou
    Thank you for coming today.
[2:00:51] Fuutarou
    I was repeatedly
    disrespectful in my youth.
[2:00:53] Maruo
    Uesugi-kun.
[2:00:54] Maruo
    I'll ask you straight.
[2:00:56] Fuutarou
    Y-Yes.
[2:00:57] Maruo
    Is Yotsuba happy from
    the bottom of her heart?
[2:01:05] Fuutarou
    Yes.
[2:01:06] Fuutarou
    As am I.
[2:01:10] Maruo
    I'll have some wine.
[2:01:12] Fuutarou
    Oh, yes.
[2:01:13] Fuutarou
    Right away.
[2:01:15] Isanari
    Let's see...
[2:01:17] Isanari
    Where's Futaro's dressing room?
[2:01:19] Fuutarou
    It's been over a decade since my mother died.
[2:01:23] Fuutarou
    The accident happened right after she'd
    achieved her dream of opening a restaurant.
[2:01:28] Fuutarou
    All we were left with was the enormous
    debt of starting the business.
[2:01:33] Fuutarou
    I think my dad lent Nino and Miku
    the shop partly to help them out,
[2:01:39] Fuutarou
    and partly to pass down my mother's dream.
[2:01:44] Fuutarou
    I want to become the kind of man who can
    love a single woman for all his life.
[2:01:50] Fuutarou
    Like both of my fathers.
[2:01:53] Maruo
    Oh, please.
[2:01:54] Fuutarou
    S-Sorry.
[2:01:58] Maruo
    I'm not used to being called a father.
[2:02:03] Staff A
    Sir, the bride is calling.
[2:02:06] Staff A
    Please follow me.
[2:02:07] Fuutarou
    Um...
[2:02:08] Maruo
    Go.
[2:02:22] Isanari
    We're getting old, huh, Maruo?
[2:02:26] Isanari
    I thought you only drank on happy occasions.
[2:02:31] Maruo
    That's right.
[2:02:32] Maruo
    That's why I'm drinking.
[2:02:36] Isanari
    Do you think it'll work out between them?
[2:02:39] Maruo
    That's not for a parent to determine.
[2:02:43] Maruo
    But I'm certain it won't be easy.
[2:02:47] Maruo
    It's my daughter he's marrying, after all.
[2:02:58] Nino
    Futaro.
[2:02:59] Ichika
    It's the Quintuplet Game.
[2:03:00] Nino
    The final one.
[2:03:02] Miku
    If you love her, you can
    tell which one's her, right?
[2:03:10] Fuutarou
    Thank you, everyone, for taking
    the time to come to our reception.
[2:03:18] Fuutarou
    The Quintuplet Game?
[2:03:22] Fuutarou
    You idiots!
[2:03:23] Fuutarou
    Seriously, everyone besides Yotsuba,
[2:03:25] Fuutarou
    don't go wearing a wedding dress
    just for shits and giggles!
[2:03:27] Fuutarou
    Do you have any idea what you're doing?!
[2:03:30] Nino
    It's definitely a little complicated, but...
[2:03:32] Ichika
    It was a good idea.
[2:03:34] Itsuki
    Besides, it's not just for giggles.
[2:03:37] Itsuki
    We're the bride's family, after all.
[2:03:41] Itsuki
    Actually, that's a lie.
[2:03:42] Itsuki
    I'm your actual bride.
[2:03:44] Miku
    No, I am.
[2:03:46] Ichika
    I'm your bride, obviously.
[2:03:48] Ichika
    You can tell, can't you, Futaro?
[2:03:50] Fuutarou
    You idiots...
[2:03:52] Fuutarou
    I thought you'd become a
    little more mature by now.
[2:03:56] Fuutarou
    Glad to see you haven't changed at all.
[2:03:58] Fuutarou
    I'm not that stupid.
[2:04:00] Fuutarou
    You.
[2:04:01] Yotsuba
    I'd like to thank my family once again.
[2:04:04] Yotsuba
    I am who I am today because of
    my father, mother, and sisters.
[2:04:11] Yotsuba
    I'm glad my father became my father.
[2:04:17] Fuutarou
    You're Ichika.
[2:04:19] Yotsuba
    Ichika is our big sister,
    always keeping us together.
[2:04:25] Yotsuba
    As you know, she's a very successful actress.
[2:04:28] Yotsuba
    I admire her.
[2:04:31] Ichika
    Jeez.
[2:04:32] Ichika
    You scared your big sis.
[2:04:34] Fuutarou
    This takes me back.
[2:04:35] Fuutarou
    You really used to give me a hard time.
[2:04:38] Fuutarou
    The public calls you a "cool beauty,"
    but you aren't fooling me.
[2:04:42] Fuutarou
    Slob. Dense. Sleeps on the job.
[2:04:45] Fuutarou
    You're lazy!
[2:04:46] Ichika
    Th-That's pretty harsh.
[2:04:48] Fuutarou
    Still, you tried to stay strong,
    and that was beautiful to me.
[2:04:53] Fuutarou
    You're quite the big sister.
[2:04:58] Ichika
    Yeah.
[2:04:59] Fuutarou
    You're next.
[2:05:01] Fuutarou
    Nino.
[2:05:03] Yotsuba
    My second-eldest sister,
    Nino, has a bit of a temper,
[2:05:06] Yotsuba
    but she's strong, strict, and
    always gave us encouragement.
[2:05:11] Yotsuba
    She's got so much feminine appeal.
    I have to learn from her.
[2:05:15] Nino
    That's right, you got me.
[2:05:17] Nino
    Fine, fine.
[2:05:18] Nino
    Good for you.
[2:05:22] Nino
    Why would you do this now?
[2:05:24] Nino
    You only had to guess Yotsuba right.
[2:05:26] Fuutarou
    Your strength is the flip side
    of your exceptional weakness.
[2:05:30] Fuutarou
    You're only strict because
    of how loving you are.
[2:05:35] Fuutarou
    I didn't know how to respond to that before.
[2:05:39] Fuutarou
    Sorry.
[2:05:41] Nino
    It's fine.
[2:05:44] Nino
    I don't regret it.
[2:05:47] Fuutarou
    All right.
[2:05:53] Fuutarou
    Miku, right?
[2:05:54] Miku
    Yeah.
[2:05:56] Yotsuba
    Strangely, my third sister, Miku,
    didn't seem like an older sister.
[2:06:00] Yotsuba
    She might be more like a friend
    of similar circumstances.
[2:06:04] Yotsuba
    That's why I admire her for
    having achieved her dream.
[2:06:13] Miku
    I get scared sometimes.
[2:06:15] Miku
    Am I doing okay?
[2:06:17] Fuutarou
    You don't even need me to answer that.
[2:06:20] Fuutarou
    You've always been battling
    yourself like that.
[2:06:23] Fuutarou
    You've won the prizes for your victories.
[2:06:27] Fuutarou
    Believe in yourself.
[2:06:29] Fuutarou
    You've always been a capable person.
[2:06:32] Miku
    I knew you'd say that.
[2:06:34] Miku
    Thanks, Futaro.
[2:06:38] Fuutarou
    It's just you now, Itsuki.
[2:06:42] Itsuki
    I'm Yotsuba, though.
[2:06:46] Itsuki
    Just kidding.
[2:06:48] Itsuki
    Ta-da.
[2:06:49] Itsuki
    I'm Itsuki.
[2:06:50] Itsuki
    Well? I'm getting good at it, aren't I?
[2:06:53] Yotsuba
    Itsuki's the only one I get to call
    my beloved younger sister.
[2:06:58] Yotsuba
    Although she's actually way
    more put together than I am.
[2:07:02] Yotsuba
    It was Itsuki who gave me a nudge
    forward when I didn't know what to do.
[2:07:08] Fuutarou
    Damn it...
[2:07:09] Fuutarou
    You freaked me out.
[2:07:11] Fuutarou
    I'm going to give you a piece of my mind.
[2:07:13] Fuutarou
    It all happened when I met you!
[2:07:14] Fuutarou
    You're the one who messed up my life!
[2:07:16] Fuutarou
    Root of all evils!
[2:07:17] Fuutarou
    The evil curry monster!
[2:07:21] Itsuki
    And I never even imagined that there'd
    be anyone so insensitive until I met you!
[2:07:26] Itsuki
    Awkward nerd!
[2:07:28] Itsuki
    Accidental kissing bandit!
[2:07:30] Itsuki
    I don't think I'll ever get
    along with you after all.
[2:07:33] Nino
    Itsuki's back to her old way of talking.
[2:07:34] Fuutarou
    I wasn't the one who initiated!
[2:07:35] Miku
    You can't blame her.
[2:07:36] Itsuki
    That's why I said "accidental"!
[2:07:37] Miku
    Talking to Futaro will do that.
[2:07:38] Itsuki
    Reflect on your actions!
[2:07:39] Fuutarou
    I'm doing the best I can, okay?
[2:07:48] Fuutarou
    And you're Yotsuba.
[2:08:00] Yotsuba
    Yes!
[2:08:01] Yotsuba
    That's right.
[2:08:07] Yotsuba
    My life would have been totally different
    if it weren't for my sisters.
[2:08:14] Yotsuba
    Being quintuplets has felt
    like a drawback at times.
[2:08:18] Yotsuba
    But I have so many times more, so many
    hundreds of times more, fun memories.
[2:08:27] Fuutarou
    After how long I've known you guys, I'll
    remember, even if I don't want to.
[2:08:30] Fuutarou
    I was your tutor,
    but I learned a lot from you, too.
[2:08:35] Fuutarou
    I'm not proud of many things,
    but I'm proud I met you quintuplets.
[2:08:40] Yotsuba
    I feel fortunate to have been born
    among my four sisters.
[2:08:46] Yotsuba
    We're a little different from other families.
[2:08:48] Yotsuba
    We might come across as a little weird,
[2:08:50] Yotsuba
    but I love my family for it.
[2:09:01] Fuutarou
    Five years...
[2:09:02] Fuutarou
    We can finally breathe now, huh?
[2:09:04] Yotsuba
    I'm suddenly completely exhausted,
    now that my nerves have calmed down.
[2:09:09] Fuutarou
    So you were nervous.
[2:09:13] Yotsuba
    Not as badly as you, Futaro.
[2:09:15] Yotsuba
    Your hands were trembling
    for the wedding kiss.
[2:09:17] Fuutarou
    I couldn't help it!
[2:09:20] Fuutarou
    Everyone was watching.
[2:09:21] Fuutarou
    And I was thinking about that
    time with you five years ago.
[2:09:31] Fuutarou
    I think that was definitely...
[2:09:32] Staff A
    Ma'am, you'd forgotten
    something in the bridal suite.
[2:09:38] Yotsuba
    Thank you.
[2:09:42] Yotsuba
    I'm sorry, but I don't need it anymore.
[2:09:46] Yotsuba
    Please throw it out.
[2:09:48] Staff A
    Understood.
[2:09:50] Fuutarou
    Are you sure?
[2:09:52] Fuutarou
    It's your trademark.
[2:09:53] Yotsuba
    It's fine.
[2:09:54] (Flashback) Rena
    You're each special.
[2:09:59] Fuutarou
    I have someone who can tell me apart,
    no matter how identical we are.
[2:10:13] Fuutarou
    What are you all up to?
[2:10:15] Ichika
    Good job, guys.
[2:10:16] Ichika
    That was a good ceremony.
[2:10:18] Nino
    What does it look like we're doing?
[2:10:20] Nino
    There's only one thing
    to do after the ceremony.
[2:10:22] Nino
    The honeymoon.
[2:10:24] Fuutarou
    Huh?
[2:10:24] Fuutarou
    Wait, you're all coming along?
[2:10:27] Miku
    Of course.
SIGN    Egypt on Foot\n
[2:10:28] Itsuki
    We're still trying to decide where to go.
[2:10:30] Fuutarou
    These people are nuts.
[2:10:33] Yotsuba
    It'll be even more fun with everyone there.
[2:10:36] Yotsuba
    Right?
[2:10:36] All Four
    That's right.
[2:10:38] Yotsuba
    Let's all point to where we want to go.
[2:10:41] Miku
    If that's all right with you.
[2:10:44] Nino
    Didn't we get in a fight
    over something like this?
[2:10:46] Ichika
    Oh, in high school.
[2:10:48] Yotsuba
    Here we go.
[2:10:50] Yotsuba
    One, two...
[2:10:56] (Flashback) Itsuki
    Uesugi-kun, wake up.
[2:11:02] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    Good morning!
[2:11:04] (Flashback) Ichika
    Watching you made me sleepy, too, Futaro-kun.
[2:11:07] (Flashback) Miku
    You're going to catch a cold.
[2:11:08] (Flashback) Nino
    Don't just lie there. Get up.
[2:11:11] (Flashback) Fuutarou
    What about the wedding?
[2:11:17] (Flashback) Itsuki
    What?
[2:11:18] (Flashback) Ichika
    Getting ahead of ourselves, aren't we?
[2:11:20] (Flashback) Nino
    Quit daydreaming. Let's finish deciding.
[2:11:24] (Flashback) Fuutarou
    Deciding what?
[2:11:25] (Flashback) Miku
    Our graduation trip.
SIGN    Hokkaido\n
[2:11:27] (Flashback) Miku
    You were the one who came up with the idea.
[2:11:31] (Flashback) Fuutarou
    R-Right, I did.
[2:11:33] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    A-Anyway, let's all five of us
    point to where we want to go.
[2:11:36] (Flashback) Fuutarou
    What about me?
[2:11:37] (Flashback) Ichika
    Although we all know how
    this is going to end up.
[2:11:39] (Flashback) Fuutarou
    I think this is a bad idea, too.
[2:11:41] (Flashback) Itsuki
    Okay, on the count of three.
[2:11:43] Fuutarou
    H-H-Hey!
[2:11:44] (Flashback) Itsuki
    One, two...
[2:11:48] (Flashback) Miku
    We're going to see Sakamoto Ryoma!
[2:11:50] (Flashback) Nino
    How's that any different
    from the school field trip?
[2:11:52] (Flashback) Nino
    We're going to Okinawa!
[2:11:54] (Flashback) Ichika
    There's so much good food in Hokkaido.
[2:11:57] (Flashback) Itsuki
    There're lots of beautiful things to see!
[2:12:00] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    H-How about we all play rock-paper-scissors?!
[2:12:04] Fuutarou
    Right...
[2:12:05] Fuutarou
    I had the same thought back then, too.
[2:12:12] Ichika
    We're all over the place.
[2:12:19] Yotsuba
    What about you, Futaro?
[2:12:29] Yotsuba
    Quintuplets are such a pain in the ass.