Season 2

1 - Quite the Crappy Kyoto Quagmire

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[00:02] Futaro
    I was having a dream...
[00:06] (Flashback) Rena
    There! Look!
[00:08] (Flashback) Rena
    We were just there! Kyoto Station!
[00:10] (Flashback) Futaro
    Whoa, seriously?
[00:15] Futaro
    A dream about the day we first met.
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets ∫∫
SIGN    Quite the Crappy Kyoto Quagmire
SIGN    Ouite the Crappy Kyoto Quagmire
SIGN    Quite the Crappy Kyoto Quagmire
[02:10] Futaro
    School camp was one disaster after another.
[02:13] Futaro
    And then my mild cold
    turned into a full-blown flu.
[02:16] Futaro
    It all ended with me going
    straight to the hospital.
[02:27] Futaro
    And I get the feeling...
[02:31] ---
    they came to pay me a visit back then.
[02:39] Futaro
    Nah, no way.
[02:45] Futaro
    Nino.
[02:47] Nino
    There's no one else here, is there?
[02:49] Futaro
    Wh-What? This is my room.
[02:52] Nino
    What do you care?
[02:53] Nino
    Who do you think is paying for it?
[02:57] Futaro
    It didn't have to be such
    a fancy single bed room.
[03:02] Futaro
    The nurses are gossiping about how
    I may be the hospital director's bastard son.
[03:08] Nino
    What did you expect?
[03:10] Nino
    The girls thought you were going to die.
[03:14] Futaro
    Your father was the one who paid for
    my hospital expenses, too, wasn't he?
[03:18] Nino
    That's right.
[03:19] Nino
    Which basically means we paid for them.
[03:22] Futaro
    Yikes. I didn't think anyone
    could be such a brat.
[03:26] Futaro
    I never thought you, of all people,
    would be the one to come visit me, though.
[03:33] Nino
    I guess...
[03:34] Nino
    Shoot, I have to get going!
[03:38] Nino
    Don't you dare tell anyone
    about this, all right?
[03:43] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san, have you seen Nino here?
[03:47] Futaro
    Yotsuba.
[03:49] Ichika
    Hey.
[03:50] Ichika
    I haven't seen you since school camp.
[03:52] Miku
    How are you feeling?
[03:54] Futaro
    And the rest of you.
[03:56] Yotsuba
    Thank goodness.
[03:57] Yotsuba
    I'm glad you're alive, at least.
[04:00] Futaro
    Jeez.
[04:01] Futaro
    Who ever asked you to come?
[04:05] Yotsuba
    I definitely smell Nino.
[04:08] Yotsuba
    Sniff, sniff...
[04:08] Futaro
    Is her BO that bad?
[04:11] Futaro
    Poor girl...
[04:13] Nino
    It's my perfume!
[04:15] Ichika
    We weren't sure you were going
    to make it, at one point.
[04:18] Ichika
    Your temperature was as high as
    a record-breaking summer day.
[04:23] Miku
    I'm glad you're better.
[04:26] Miku
    You can call if you ever get lonely.
[04:28] Miku
    We'll come take care of you.
[04:30] Futaro
    Thanks.
[04:31] Futaro
    But I prefer being by myself.
[04:33] Futaro
    Ow!
[04:34] Ichika
    Futaro-kun, that wasn't good.
[04:37] Ichika
    Also, here.
[04:38] Ichika
    Handouts from class while you were sick.
[04:40] Ichika
    Good thing I finally got them to you.
[04:46] Futaro
    So you're going to school, huh?
[04:49] Ichika
    Yeah.
[04:52] (Flashback) Ichika
    I might quit school.
[04:57] Futaro
    You were never that committed, were you?
[05:00] Ichika
    Come on, you're so mean.
[05:05] Ichika
    I thought school was boring...
[05:08] Ichika
    That I wouldn't have any problem quitting.
[05:11] Ichika
    But I'm going to stay a little longer.
[05:14] Ichika
    There's something I can't leave behind now.
[05:18] Ichika
    You're aloof, insensitive, and mean.
[05:22] Ichika
    So why...
[05:26] ---
    does it have to be you?
[05:31] Miku
    Was there something you didn't like?
[05:34] Futaro
    Huh?
[05:35] Miku
    I would've cooked for you
    if you'd asked me.
[05:39] Futaro
    No, I just don't really have an appetite.
[05:41] Miku
    Oh.
[05:44] Miku
    Say "ahh."
[05:47] Futaro
    Hey.
[05:50] Ichika
    You'd better eat.
[05:53] Futaro
    What is this?
[05:57] Yotsuba
    Hey!
[05:58] Yotsuba
    I found Nino!
[05:59] Nino
    What are you, a dog?!
[06:00] Yotsuba
    Come on. Let's go.
[06:01] Yotsuba
    L-Let me go!
[06:04] Ichika
    Well, we'd better be going.
[06:07] Miku
    I hope you get better soon.
[06:13] Futaro
    Huh?
[06:15] Futaro
    What happened?
[06:16] Futaro
    I feel a little better.
SIGN    Examination Room
[06:20] Doc
    You're being discharged tomorrow,
    aren't you, Uesugi-kun?
[06:24] Futaro
    Yes.
[06:26] Doc
    Are you worried about your studies?
[06:28] Futaro
    Well...
[06:30] Futaro
    I'm doing fine,
[06:32] ---
    but there are some idiots
    that I have to teach.
[06:38] Doc
    I see.
[06:40] Doc
    That concludes your examination.
[06:42] Nino
    S-Stop shoving!
[06:44] Miku
    Silence in the hospital, Nino.
[06:47] Nino
    I can't help it!
[06:48] Nino
    I was scared!
[06:50] Futaro
    Those girls...
[06:52] Futaro
    I guess I should thank them
    for coming to visit.
[06:56] Ichika
    You're never going to get your ears
    pierced if you're afraid of needles.
[07:01] Futaro
    Needles?
[07:03] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san.
[07:04] Futaro
    What are you guys actually here for?
[07:07] Ichika
    What for?
[07:09] Ichika
    Vaccinations.
[07:11] Ichika
    We always get vaccinated
    around this time every year.
[07:14] Miku
    But Itsuki and Nino keep running away.
[07:17] Itsuki
    I hate pain.
[07:18] Yotsuba
    I'm glad we got to see Uesugi-san
    while we were at it, though.
[07:23] Futaro
    You what...
[07:25] Futaro
    Damn you all! You're going to get it!
[07:28] Orderly A
    You!
[07:28] Orderly A
    No shouting in the hospital!
[07:31] Orderly A
    You're sick! Stay put!
[07:36] Doc
    Uesugi-kun...
[07:38] Doc
    I expect great things from you.
[07:43] Futaro
    I feel like I've seen that man somewhere.
[07:51] Futaro
    It was a long time ago.
[07:55] Futaro
    But it's a scene that's
    etched firmly in my mind.
[08:02] Futaro
    Right, that was...
[08:04] (Flashback) Rena
    Uesugi Futaro-kun.
[08:07] (Flashback) Rena
    Bye-bye.
[08:10] Futaro
    Why?
[08:11] Futaro
    Why did I remember that?
[08:23] Futaro
    Oh, it's just you, Itsuki.
[08:25] Futaro
    Don't scare me like that.
[08:26] Itsuki
    Th-That's for me to say.
[08:29] Futaro
    Yotsuba and the others
    have been looking for you.
[08:32] Itsuki
    I don't know what you're talking about.
[08:34] Itsuki
    I'm here to ask you a question.
[08:38] Itsuki
    Tell me: why do you study?
[08:44] Futaro
    Because that's my job as a student.
[08:46] Futaro
    That is all.
[08:51] Futaro
    What are you doing?
[08:53] Itsuki
    I'm going to keep staring at you
    until you tell me the truth.
[08:56] Futaro
    Fine.
[08:57] Futaro
    Want me to keep staring
    at you until you give up?
[09:01] Itsuki
    F-Fine.
[09:02] Itsuki
    We'll see who surrenders first.
[09:05] Nurse A
    Love that PDA.
[09:07] Nurse B
    So cute.
[09:10] Itsuki
    I'm not leaving until you tell me.
[09:13] Futaro
    Give me a break.
[09:19] (Flashback) Futaro
    Yes! I win!
[09:23] (Flashback) Futaro
    That means you're getting the dare.
[09:26] (Flashback) Kid A
    P-Please, anything but that!
SIGN    Next Stop: Kyoto
[09:29] (Flashback) Kid A
    I haven't been able to
    eat fish since last time!
[09:32] (Flashback) Futaro
    I don't know...
[09:34] (Flashback) Takebayashi
    Hey! Futaro!
[09:35] (Flashback) Takebayashi
    We're in the train. Be quiet.
[09:39] (Flashback) Futaro
    Come on, Takebayashi!
[09:40] (Flashback) Futaro
    We're on a school trip!
    Stop being a goody-two-shoes and join us!
[09:46] (Flashback) Takebayashi
    Oh, fine, I will.
[09:48] (Flashback) Takebayashi
    You should invite Sanada-kun, too, though.
[09:51] (Flashback) Takebayashi
    It's the five of us in this group.
[09:53] (Flashback) Sanada
    I'll pass.
[09:55] (Flashback) Futaro
    Dude...
[09:57] (Flashback) Futaro
    Arithmetic drills?
[09:58] (Flashback) Futaro
    What are you, stupid?
[10:01] (Flashback) Futaro
    Throw out all your useless junk!
[10:03] (Flashback) Futaro
    For me, this is the only thing that matters.
[10:05] (Flashback) B
    Wow, that's awesome.
[10:07] (Flashback) A
    That's so cool.
[10:09] (Flashback) Futaro
    I swiped it from my dad's work stuff.
[10:12] (Flashback) Futaro
    Well, Takebayashi?
[10:13] (Flashback) Futaro
    Do you want to take...
[10:16] (Flashback) Takebayashi
    Are you all right?
[10:17] (Flashback) B
    Those two have known each
    other since they were little.
[10:21] (Flashback) B
    They live nearby, and their
    parents are close, too.
[10:24] (Flashback) B
    Their families have gone
    on trips together, even.
[10:27] (Flashback) B
    And they're both class reps.
    They look good together, huh?
[10:32] (Flashback) Takebayashi
    Let's go, Futaro. Stop taking pictures.
[10:34] (Flashback) Futaro
    R-Right.
[10:40] (Flashback) Futaro
    Ow, ow, ow!
[10:42] (Flashback) Takebayashi
    What's wrong?
[10:44] (Flashback) Futaro
    My stomach started hurting all of a sudden.
[10:46] (Flashback) Futaro
    Damn gut... Got me good.
[10:49] (Flashback) Futaro
    I need to hit the bathroom.
[10:50] (Flashback) Futaro
    I'll catch up later.
[10:53] (Flashback) Futaro
    Throw out all your useless junk!
[11:02] (Flashback) Futaro
    That's me.
[11:08] (Flashback) Lady A
    Hey!
[11:11] (Flashback) Lady A
    You took a picture of me
    just now, didn't you?
[11:14] (Flashback) Futaro
    Huh? What do you want, lady?
[11:16] (Flashback) Lady A
    You took a sneak photo!
[11:18] (Flashback) Lady A
    He took a sneak photo!
[11:19] (Flashback) Futaro
    I-I never did!
[11:23] (Flashback) Cop A
    What's the matter?
[11:26] (Flashback) Lady A
    This kid fell for my beauty!
    He took sneak pictures of me!
[11:29] (Flashback) Lady A
    Arrest him! Arrest him!
[11:31] (Flashback) Futaro
    Did not!
[11:32] (Flashback) Cop A
    There, there, calm down.
[11:34] (Flashback) Cop B
    All right.
[11:35] (Flashback) Cop B
    Let's check his camera, then.
[11:38] (Flashback) Cop B
    I'm sorry, would you mind showing it to me?
[11:40] (Flashback) Futaro
    Sure.
[11:50] (Flashback) Cop B
    What's wrong?
[11:51] (Flashback) Futaro
    No, I... um...
[11:55] (Flashback) Rena
    He's innocent.
[11:57] (Flashback) Rena
    I saw what happened.
[12:08] TV
    This is an emergency!
[12:09] TV
    An unidentified flying object
    has emerged over Japan!

[12:13] King
    We come from the planet of Shogi.
[12:15] King
    The most capable player in Japan shall
    play me for the fate of planet Earth.

[12:21] Futaro
    And that's how my school trip ended.
[12:25] Itsuki
    What was that?!
[12:27] Itsuki
    That's the part I wanted to hear about!
    And you ended it so abruptly!
[12:30] Itsuki
    What happens to Earth?!
[12:33] Futaro
    I never said I'd tell you.
[12:35] Futaro
    I don't want to.
[12:38] Futaro
    The only reason I did what you asked
[12:42] Futaro
    was to thank you for coming the other day.
[12:45] Itsuki
    You didn't sound that grateful.
[12:48] Itsuki
    But I can see that you've changed
    a great deal since then.
[12:54] Itsuki
    That meeting that girl changed you.
[13:00] (Flashback) Rena
    Whoa, lucky charms!
[13:03] (Flashback) Rena
    Let's buy some!
[13:04] (Flashback) Futaro
    Why are you following me?
[13:06] (Flashback) Futaro
    Go away!
[13:09] Itsuki
    Do you think I can change, too?
[13:13] Itsuki
    I'd like you to help me change, if you could.
[13:20] (Flashback) Rena
    You're looking for someone, right?
[13:22] (Flashback) Rena
    Me, too.
[13:23] (Flashback) Futaro
    I can find them myself.
[13:25] (Flashback) Futaro
    Go ask someone else.
[13:27] (Flashback) Rena
    It can't be anyone else.
[13:28] (Flashback) Rena
    We're both alone and lonely.
[13:31] (Flashback) Rena
    We have to stick together.
[13:33] (Flashback) Rena
    I need...
[13:35] Itsuki
    We need you.
[13:39] (Flashback) Rena
    I need you.
[13:42] (Flashback) Rena
    Hey, let's have our picture taken.
[13:44] (Flashback) Futaro
    Dude, I never said you could touch it!
[13:48] Itsuki
    Don't look at me.
[13:53] Futaro
    Is there any use in having me teach you?
[13:56] Futaro
    Your average test score is a 29.6.
[13:58] Itsuki
    We'll make it work.
[14:00] Itsuki
    We'll do everything we can.
[14:02] Itsuki
    Look at this!
[14:03] Itsuki
    I dug up my old lucky charm.
[14:06] Futaro
    You're resorting to prayer?
[14:08] Futaro
    Oh, yeah, that girl bought similar ones, too.
[14:15] Futaro
    A ton of them.
[14:17] Futaro
    Five of them.
[14:20] Futaro
    Wait, where did you buy those?
[14:22] Itsuki
    These?
[14:24] Itsuki
    I don't remember if I bought them
    or if someone gave them to me.
[14:27] Itsuki
    I think they're from Kyoto, five years ago.
[14:33] Futaro
    Does that mean...
[14:34] Yotsuba
    Itsuki!
[14:35] Yotsuba
    There you are.
[14:38] Itsuki
    We went looking all over for you.
[14:41] Miku
    Let's go, now that the
    five of us are all here.
[14:45] Nino
    Itsuki, I'm going to do it!
[14:48] Nino
    And you're going down with me!
[14:50] Itsuki
    Hold on!
[14:57] Futaro
    Five years ago...
[14:59] Futaro
    In Kyoto...
[15:02] Futaro
    It has to be a coincidence, right?
[15:11] Itsuki
    You just got out of the hospital.
    What do you want?
[15:16] Ichika
    What's up?
[15:18] Miku
    Why did you want us all to
    wear our hair the same way?
[15:23] Futaro
    Itsuki! Miku! Yotsuba! Nino! Ichika!
[15:25] Nino
    Nino! Miku! Itsuki! Yotsuba! Ichika!
[15:29] Miku
    You aren't tutoring us today?
[15:31] Futaro
    What? You seem pretty enthusiastic, Nino.
[15:36] Nino
    I'm Nino.
[15:38] Futaro
    So there you have it.
[15:39] Futaro
    Without any hints, I don't know who's who.
[15:43] Futaro
    You're like one of those recent idol groups!
[15:45] Ichika
    I think that's just because
    you're disinterested.
[15:48] Futaro
    In any case!
[15:52] Futaro
    This happened just ten minutes ago.
[15:59] (Flashback) Futaro
    Thanks for having me.
[16:02] (Flashback) Futaro
    Not again...
[16:07] (Flashback) Ichika
    Pervert!
[16:08] (Flashback) Futaro
    But I pushed the doorbell!
[16:14] (Flashback) Futaro
    I-Isn't this...
[16:17] Yotsuba
    A zero in every subject.
[16:19] Futaro
    And she went to the trouble of
    tearing her name off every sheet.
[16:23] Futaro
    I couldn't tell who it was because
    she was in a bath towel,
[16:25] ---
    but the culprit is among us.
[16:27] Futaro
    Yotsuba, fess up.
[16:29] Yotsuba
    You're just going to assume it was me?!
[16:31] Miku
    So that's why you had us all
    do our hair the same way.
[16:34] Futaro
    How do you tell each other
    apart just by your faces?
[16:38] Nino
    Huh?
[16:39] Miku
    How?
[16:40] Nino
    Who else but Miku has such a bland face?
[16:42] Miku
    No one else but Nino has
    such an annoying face.
[16:46] Miku
    What do you mean, "bland"?
[16:47] Miku
    And what do you mean by "annoying"?
[16:49] Miku
    By "annoying," I mean annoying.
[16:49] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san, let me tell you something useful.
[16:50] Miku
    You're bland because you're bland!
[16:54] Yotsuba
    Our mother taught us how to
    tell each other apart a long time ago.
[16:58] Yotsuba
    Love will show you the way!
[17:02] Futaro
    No wonder I couldn't tell.
[17:04] Ichika
    Can we let our hair down now?
[17:06] Ichika
    Why are you so serious today?
[17:14] Futaro
    I smell shampoo...
[17:18] Nino
    That's kind of creepy.
[17:21] (Flashback) Nino
    Pervert!
[17:22] Nino
    That's it!
[17:24] Nino
    I need you to do something for me.
[17:26] Nino
    Call me a pervert.
[17:29] Itsuki
    You're a hopeless pervert.
[17:33] Futaro
    That's not it. It didn't sound so hurtful.
[17:38] Miku
    You can tell us apart by our moles.
[17:40] Futaro
    Perfect!
[17:41] Futaro
    Where is it?
[17:43] Futaro
    Show me!
[17:46] Miku
    Um...
[17:49] Miku
    I wouldn't mind showing you, Futaro.
[17:52] Itsuki
    No!
[17:54] Itsuki
    It's not going to help if you
    haven't seen the culprit's mole, is it?
[17:57] Futaro
    That's true.
[17:59] Ichika
    Futaro-kun, it could be that
    the culprit isn't among us.
[18:05] Futaro
    Explain.
[18:07] Ichika
    Don't be shocked, okay?
[18:08] Ichika
    We are sextuplets and have
    a secret sixth sister, Mutsumi!
[18:14] Yotsuba
    What?!
[18:16] Yotsuba
    Wh-Where is Mutsumi right now?!
[18:20] Ichika
    She's in a secret room, unknown to any of us.
[18:21] Futaro
    Forget this.
[18:24] Futaro
    Whatever. Screw your confusing faces.
SIGN    General exam
[18:28] Futaro
    Time for the last resort!
[18:31] Futaro
    This problem set has questions
    from the earlier exams.
[18:36] Futaro
    The one who does the worst is the culprit.
[18:39] Nino
    Why do we have to do this?
[18:43] Itsuki
    This is outrageous.
[18:46] Miku
    Futaro's kind of pushy today.
[18:52] Ichika
    You're stuck now, Futaro-kun.
[18:55] Ichika
    I panicked and kicked you out in a hurry,
[19:00] ---
    but that seems to have
    worked to my advantage.
[19:03] Ichika
    I'd let my guard down on the quiz,
    but I can do well if I try.
[19:09] Ichika
    Sorry, everyone, let's get this over with.
[19:15] Ichika
    Wait...
[19:16] Ichika
    My handwriting!
[19:18] Ichika
    He's casually going to
    compare our handwriting.
[19:22] Ichika
    Not bad, Futaro-kun.
[19:24] Ichika
    Close call.
[19:27] Ichika
    I'm the only one who can
    dry my hair so quickly.
[19:31] Ichika
    I wish I'd had some more
    time to get dressed, but...
[19:34] Ichika
    There.
[19:36] Ichika
    I'm done first.
[19:39] Ichika
    You'll fail because you don't
    pay enough attention to girls.
[19:47] Futaro
    So you're the culprit.
[19:49] Ichika
    Huh?!
[19:50] Ichika
    How?
[19:52] Ichika
    I even changed my handwriting!
[19:54] Futaro
    Here.
[19:55] Futaro
    The way you write the letter "b."
[19:57] Futaro
    I remembered you were the only
    one who writes it cursive.
[20:00] Futaro
    I don't know you well enough
    to tell apart your faces,
[20:03] ---
    but I've seen your handwriting
    more often than I'd like.
[20:08] Ichika
    Y...
[20:09] Ichika
    You got me!
[20:13] Itsuki
    So...
[20:14] Itsuki
    The rest of us finished, too.
[20:17] Futaro
    Very well. Let me grade you.
[20:22] Futaro
    Itsuki's "so" is the same as the culprit.
[20:26] Futaro
    And Nino's "mon" radical...
[20:29] Futaro
    Miku's "four."
[20:30] Futaro
    Yotsuba's kanji suffix.
[20:33] Futaro
    They're all the same as the culprit's!
[20:36] Futaro
    Each one of you failed a quiz!
[20:42] Miku
    Busted.
[20:43] Nino
    What have you done, Ichika?!
[20:46] Nino
    You were supposed to hide
    them before he got here!
[20:48] Ichika
    Sorry.
[20:49] Futaro
    I'm in the hospital for a while,
    and this is what happens?
[20:53] Futaro
    I don't know if you're all...
[20:54] Itsuki
    Uesugi-kun.
[20:56] Itsuki
    The reason you were trying
    so hard to tell us apart...
[21:00] Itsuki
    It has something to do with that girl from
    five years ago you mentioned, right?
[21:05] Itsuki
    You think it's one of us, don't you?
[21:11] Futaro
    Yeah.
[21:13] (Flashback) Futaro
    What's the point in buying all of those?
[21:15] (Flashback) Rena
    This is to make me try five times harder.
[21:20] (Flashback) Rena
    I'm going to become an
    example for the others.
[21:27] Futaro
    Raise your hand if you
    met me a long time ago.
[21:35] Nino
    Where'd that come from?
[21:37] Miku
    What are you talking about?
[21:39] Futaro
    Figures.
[21:41] Futaro
    There's no way that girl
    was one of you idiots.
SIGN    Assumes she looks like this now
[21:45] Itsuki
    H-How dare you call us idiots?!
[21:47] Futaro
    I'm not wrong, am I?
[21:49] Futaro
    I can't believe you've been
    hiding the exams you bombed.
[21:52] Futaro
    We're spending all day today on review.
[21:55] Futaro
    Itsuki...
[21:57] Miku
    Was that on purpose?
[22:02] Miku
    I don't care about you anymore, Futaro.
[22:05] Futaro
    S-Sorry!
[22:07] Yotsuba
    It looks like you need to do some
    studying first, Uesugi-san.
[22:13] Futaro
    Though now that I take a good look,
[22:16] ---
    quintuplets can be quite different.
[22:21] Futaro
    Still, for now,
[22:22] Futaro
    I don't think I'm going to be able to
    tell them apart without their handwriting.
[22:24] ---
    Announcement Regarding Term Finals
SIGN    Episode 2
SIGN    Seven Goodbyes Part 1
SIGN    "Seven Goodbyes,
SIGN    Part 1."

2 - Seven Goodbyes Part 1

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SIGN    Seven Goodbyes Part 1
[00:07] Futaro
    One more week until the final.
[00:11] Futaro
    They averaged 20 percent on the first test.
[00:14] Futaro
    And on the midterm, they averaged 26 percent.
[00:18] Futaro
    At this rate, if nothing
    goes wrong, we'll make it!
[00:24] Futaro
    That's right, if nothing goes wrong!
[00:27] Itsuki
    He's late.
[00:30] Itsuki
    Saturday is tutoring day.
[00:32] Itsuki
    Everyone's here and waiting.
    What is he doing?
[00:36] Itsuki
    Uesugi-kun?!
[00:39] Itsuki
    He's dead!
[00:44] Itsuki
    He's sleeping like he's dead.
[00:46] Futaro
    I've done it again.
[00:49] Futaro
    I focus too hard on studying,
    and before I know it, it's morning.
[00:52] Itsuki
    You were so late,
[00:54] Itsuki
    we started without you.
[00:57] Futaro
    R-Right.
[00:59] Futaro
    I'm going to have you all
    pass everything this time.
[01:03] Futaro
    To that end, I've prepared this.
[01:08] Futaro
    It's a problem set that covers
    all the areas we can expect to come up.
[01:12] Futaro
    If we go through this,
    we should have a fighting chance.
[01:14] Itsuki
    L-Let's call off our plan today.
[01:17] Itsuki
    Please take your leave!
[01:18] Futaro
    No running away!
[01:19] Futaro
    You take these!
[01:23] Itsuki
    All this...
[01:25] Itsuki
    I don't believe it.
[01:26] Itsuki
    Were you up all night working on this?
[01:29] Futaro
    Wh-What does it matter?
[01:31] Futaro
    I can't just make you guys
    do all the hard work.
[01:34] Futaro
    I have to set an example.
[01:36] Itsuki
    An example...
[01:38] Futaro
    Anyway, let's go,
    before people start bouncing.
[01:41] Itsuki
    Right.
[01:42] Itsuki
    Let's go.
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets ∫∫
[03:19] Nino
    Let go, Miku!
[03:21] Miku
    Give it up, Nino.
[03:22] Nino
    You give up!
[03:24] Nino
    My favorite actor's on the variety show
    airing right now!
[03:29] Miku
    No.
[03:30] Miku
    There's a documentary on right now.
[03:32] Miku
    I can't miss the special today.
[03:36] Futaro
    It stays off during study time.
[03:43] Futaro
    I've been wondering...
[03:44] Futaro
    Do those two not get along?
[03:46] Ichika
    I'm not sure.
[03:48] Ichika
    They're like a cat and dog, I guess.
[03:50] Ichika
    Especially Nino.
[03:51] Ichika
    Believe it or not,
    she's the most sensitive of all of us.
[03:55] Ichika
    So she butts heads a lot.
[03:57] Ichika
    Okay, everyone, let's continue.
[04:01] Ichika
    Well, then, Futaro-kun,
[04:03] Ichika
    we'll be in your care for the next week.
[04:07] Futaro
    Yeah. Time for a rematch.
[04:15] Nino
    Hey, that's my eraser.
[04:17] Miku
    I'm just borrowing it.
[04:18] Nino
    Oh, really?
SIGN    Matcha soda
[04:20] Miku
    Hey, that's my drink.
[04:22] Nino
    I'm just borrowing it.
[04:25] Nino
    Yuck!
[04:31] Futaro
    I'm glad everyone's joining in now...
[04:33] Futaro
    But now we have a new problem.
[04:36] Futaro
    Ideas welcome.
[04:38] Yotsuba
    Okay, how about this plan?
SIGN    Operation Everyone-Gets-Along
    by Yotsuba
[04:41] Yotsuba
    Operation Everyone-Gets-Along!
[04:44] Yotsuba
    If you can get those two in
    a good mood, Uesugi-san,
[04:47] ---
    they should stop fighting, too.
[04:50] Futaro
    Wow, amazing!
[04:52] Futaro
    I'm impressed.
[04:54] Futaro
    You two seem to be doing great.
[04:56] Futaro
    You're both, like,
    very studious and wholesome, and...
[05:01] Futaro
    Yeah!
[05:04] Futaro
    Attagirls!
[05:04] Yotsuba
    He sucks at giving out compliments!
[05:07] Miku
    What's gotten into you, Futaro?
[05:09] Nino
    You're creeping me out.
[05:11] Miku
    He's not creepy.
[05:13] Nino
    I'm just being honest.
[05:15] Miku
    You're going too far. Take it back.
[05:17] Nino
    What's that?
[05:18] Nino
    So you did think it was a little creepy.
[05:26] Futaro
    Fail.
[05:27] Futaro
    Next.
[05:28] Ichika
    How about this?
SIGN    Operation Third Force by Ichika
[05:30] Ichika
    Operation Third Force.
[05:32] Ichika
    If you become their common enemy
    by being really hard on them,
[05:38] ---
    it'll bring them together.
[05:42] ---
    What's wrong?
[05:43] Futaro
    They're trying the best they can.
    I wouldn't feel good scolding them for it.
[05:48] Itsuki
    I didn't realize you actually have a soul.
[05:51] Futaro
    Oh, come on!
[05:52] Futaro
    Is that all you've managed to do so far?
[05:56] Futaro
    Well, not like finishing these problems
    will be enough for you halfwits!
[06:00] Futaro
    Oh, I'm sorry, did I say halfwits?
[06:03] Futaro
    I meant one-fifth wits!
[06:05] Itsuki
    Is it just me, or is he enjoying this?
[06:07] Nino
    You don't have to tell me anything.
    I'm almost done.
[06:10] Nino
    See?
[06:12] Itsuki
    Wait, this section's not
    going to be on the exam.
[06:14] Nino
    What?
[06:15] Nino
    Shoot!
[06:17] Miku
    Nino, take it seriously, please.
[06:21] Nino
    I would if I could, but this is too boring.
[06:25] Nino
    I'll study in my room. Leave me alone.
[06:26] Futaro
    H-Hey!
[06:31] Futaro
    An entire set's gone to waste now.
[06:33] Itsuki
    Hang in there.
[06:36] Itsuki
    Aren't you going to set an example?
[06:38] Itsuki
    We're counting on you.
[06:40] Futaro
    Yeah.
[06:42] Futaro
    Wait, Nino.
[06:44] Futaro
    We've only just started.
[06:46] Futaro
    Stick around for a while.
[06:48] Futaro
    You're already off to a late start.
[06:50] Futaro
    You gotta catch up with the others.
[06:54] Nino
    Shut up.
[06:55] Nino
    You don't know anything.
[06:57] Nino
    I don't have to take this from you.
[07:00] Nino
    You're just a tutor for hire.
[07:03] Nino
    You're an outsider.
[07:05] Miku
    Here.
[07:06] Miku
    Futaro made this for us.
[07:10] Miku
    Take it.
[07:13] Nino
    So what if he made some problem sets?
[07:17] Nino
    I don't need them!
[07:26] Itsuki
    H-Hey, calm down, you two.
[07:29] Futaro
    Yeah, guys.
[07:31] Miku
    Pick it up, Nino.
[07:35] Nino
    Wh...
[07:36] Nino
    Why are you getting fooled
    by these scraps of paper?
[07:39] Nino
    You showed up late today, too.
[07:41] Nino
    You half-ass everything.
[07:43] Nino
    If you think you're teaching us anything
    like this, you're sorely mistaken.
[07:48] Miku
    Nino.
[07:49] Futaro
    Uh-oh.
[07:51] Futaro
    Miku, don't worry about me.
[08:02] Ichika
    Nino.
[08:04] Ichika
    Apologize, now.
[08:11] Ichika
    You owe him an apology.
[08:14] Nino
    Since when have you been on his side?
[08:18] Nino
    You fell right for his slick talk!
[08:21] Nino
    Getting all worked up over this trash!
[08:23] Miku
    It's not trash.
[08:29] Itsuki
    He doesn't have a printer
    or a photocopier, you know.
[08:33] Itsuki
    Can you believe him?
[08:34] Itsuki
    This boy actually handwrote all of it.
[08:38] Nino
    So what?
[08:40] Itsuki
    So the least we can do is take this
    just as seriously as he does.
[08:46] Nino
    It's not like I...
[08:50] Ichika
    Nino...
[08:54] Miku
    Accept it already.
[08:58] Nino
    I get it.
[09:00] Nino
    You guys are going to choose him over me.
[09:04] Nino
    Fine.
[09:05] Nino
    I'll just move out, then.
[09:08] Futaro
    Nino! Calm down!
[09:09] Nino
    I've been planning on it for a while now.
[09:11] Nino
    This place is ruining me.
[09:13] Itsuki
    N-Nino!
[09:14] Itsuki
    Mother would be so sad if she saw us now.
[09:17] Itsuki
    Don't do this!
[09:20] Nino
    Let her go already. And quit trying to act
    like her replacement all the time.
[09:26] Yotsuba
    Nino, you need to think this through!
[09:28] Itsuki
    Yeah, let's talk it over.
[09:30] Nino
    She was the one who hit me first.
[09:33] Nino
    I can't live with that domestic
    violence meat monster.
[09:37] Itsuki
    D-Domestic... meat...
[09:41] Itsuki
    Oh, if I'm such a pain in the ass,
    I'll move out!
[09:43] Nino
    Oh, really? Fine, go.
[09:46] Futaro
    Wh-What should I do?
[09:48] Futaro
    Only the next day did I hear from Miku
    that Itsuki and Nino had actually left home.
[09:59] Futaro
    Does this happen often?
[10:01] Miku
    We're sisters.
[10:03] Miku
    It's not uncommon.
[10:04] Miku
    But I feel like this time,
    it's a bit different.
SIGN    Where are you now?
    Yotsuba:
     We're worried. Come home!!!
     Ichika:
    Please make up
     Nino:
    No. Stop contacting me
     Itsuki:
    I have no intention of going home, either.
    I'm sorry for causing the rest of you to worry,
    but I'm not coming home until Nino apologizes.
[10:09] Miku
    Ichika and Yotsuba tried
    to talk sense into them,
[10:13] ---
    but they're both being stubborn.
[10:14] Miku
    They're acting like if they come
    home first, they'll have lost.
[10:17] Futaro
    Those idiots...
[10:19] Futaro
    So, where are those two?
[10:22] Miku
    They said they had some stuff to take care of.
[10:24] Miku
    Probably work, in Ichika's case.
[10:27] Futaro
    So the two of us are going
    to have to find Itsuki and Nino.
[10:31] Miku
    Let's do this, Futaro.
[10:33] Futaro
    Yeah.
[10:37] Miku
    I'm beat.
[10:39] Futaro
    Well, we are the weakest two of the group.
[10:44] Miku
    All right.
[10:46] Miku
    Have you seen anyone who looks like this?
[10:49] Futaro
    Must be useful to be quintuplets, huh?
[10:52] A
    Huh?
[10:53] A
    I've seen a face like yours
    at the hotel I'm staying at.
[10:56] Futaro
    That must be Nino!
[11:03] Nino
    Wh-Why are you here?!
[11:05] Nino
    How'd you even get in?!
[11:06] Miku
    I told them I forgot my keys in
    my room, and they opened it for me.
[11:10] Nino
    So much for security!
[11:13] Miku
    Nino,
[11:14] Miku
    about yesterday...
[11:15] Nino
    Get out.
[11:16] Nino
    We're through now.
[11:23] Futaro
    Nino, what's gotten into you?
[11:24] Futaro
    You've always been the one who cared the most
    about your sisters and your home.
[11:30] Nino
    I told you to stop talking
    like you know anything.
[11:33] Nino
    Especially when this was all your fault!
[11:39] Nino
    You should never have come into our lives!
[11:50] Nino
    Give that back! It's mine!
[11:53] Futaro
    Hey!
[12:03] Nino
    Kintaro-kun...
SIGN    This condominium is private property
    No Trespassing
    Suspicious individuals will be reported
[12:09] Futaro
    We figured out where Nino is,
[12:11] ---
    but Itsuki is nowhere to be found.
[12:14] Futaro
    Not much we can do now.
[12:16] Futaro
    Let's call it a night.
[12:17] Futaro
    I'm sure Itsuki is at some
    luxury hotel somewhere, too.
[12:20] Nino
    Actually, about that...
[12:23] Nino
    She forgot her purse at home.
[12:26] Futaro
    Seriously?
[12:29] Futaro
    I'm home.
[12:30] Raiha
    Welcome home, Onii-chan.
[12:34] Futaro
    This smell...
[12:35] Futaro
    Curry, huh?
[12:36] Raiha
    Yup.
[12:37] Raiha
    We've already started eating.
[12:39] Futaro
    I bet she's hungry, too.
[12:45] Itsuki
    Raiha-chan, may I have seconds?
[12:52] Raiha
    Sure.
[12:53] Itsuki
    Th...
[12:54] Itsuki
    Thanks for having me.
[13:00] Itsuki
    Thanks for letting me use the bath first.
[13:05] Dad
    Well, Itsuki-chan, what do
    you think of our huge bath?
[13:08] Itsuki
    Oh, it was very cram—cozy and relaxing.
[13:14] Dad
    I know, right?
[13:15] Dad
    Raiha, we're taking a bath next.
[13:18] ---
    Okay!
[13:21] Dad
    Bathtime! Bathtime!
[13:22] Raiha
    Bathtime! Bathtime!
[13:23] Dad
    Bathtime! Bathtime!
[13:23] Raiha
    Bathtime! Bathtime!
[13:26] Itsuki
    Um...
[13:26] Futaro
    Why—
[13:29] Itsuki
    G-Go ahead.
[13:33] Futaro
    Why are you here?
[13:35] Futaro
    This is so awkward.
[13:37] Futaro
    I know how Nino feels now.
[13:41] Raiha
    Onii-chan, can you bring the bedding out?
[13:44] Itsuki
    Oh, I'll do it.
[13:48] Futaro
    Is she actually staying over?
[13:50] Futaro
    Wait a second...
[13:52] Futaro
    Dad's leaving for work soon.
[13:56] (Flashback) Raiha
    Let's all sleep together tonight.
[14:00] Futaro
    This can't go on.
[14:02] Futaro
    What am I supposed to say?
[14:04] Itsuki
    Uesugi-kun, are you awake?
[14:07] Futaro
    Y-Yeah.
[14:09] Futaro
    I'm up.
[14:10] Itsuki
    Sorry for barging in today.
[14:13] Itsuki
    And about yesterday.
[14:15] Itsuki
    There's something I have
    to talk to you about.
[14:27] Itsuki
    Let's go for a walk, shall we?
[14:31] Itsuki
    Hey, look.
[14:33] Itsuki
    The moon's so bright today.
[14:36] Futaro
    Uh, sure, I guess?
[14:38] Itsuki
    Sheesh.
[14:39] Itsuki
    You lack class.
[14:41] Futaro
    I don't want a lecture on "class"
    from someone who practically drank that curry.
[14:46] Itsuki
    I-I couldn't help it!
[14:48] Itsuki
    I hadn't eaten in a day.
[14:51] Futaro
    You should go home tomorrow.
[14:53] Futaro
    Miku's worried, too.
[14:55] Itsuki
    I can't do that this time.
[14:57] Itsuki
    I can't go home until Nino apologizes.
[15:01] Itsuki
    Of course, I can't continue being
    a bother to your family, either.
[15:06] Itsuki
    By tomorrow...
[15:07] Futaro
    You'll leave, and then what? You have
    neither your wallet nor anywhere to go.
[15:12] Itsuki
    P-Please let me stay a little longer!
[15:15] Itsuki
    I'll do anything to help!
[15:17] Futaro
    No way!
[15:18] Futaro
    Go home!
[15:18] Futaro
    Besides, I don't think a well-to-do girl
    like you could survive in a place like mine.
[15:24] Itsuki
    I'm not well-to-do.
[15:27] Itsuki
    We were living a similar lifestyle
    until just a few years ago.
[15:33] Futaro
    Really?
[15:37] Itsuki
    Until our mother got remarried,
    to our current father,
[15:40] ---
    we lived in extreme poverty.
[15:43] Itsuki
    Of course we did.
[15:44] Itsuki
    She had to raise five children all at once.
[15:48] (Flashback) Mom
    Nothing would make me happier than
    for you five to live in good health.
[15:54] Itsuki
    And our mother, who raised
    us all on her own, fell ill.
[16:02] Itsuki
    That's why I decided to guide
    the others in my mother's stead.
[16:07] Itsuki
    But it hasn't worked out
    as well as I'd planned.
[16:12] Futaro
    So that must've been her doing
    what her mother would have.
[16:18] Futaro
    You're trying to be a mother figure, huh?
[16:20] Futaro
    Then...
[16:22] Futaro
    I'll play the father.
[16:25] Itsuki
    Huh?
[16:27] Itsuki
    What do you mean?
[16:28] Futaro
    I-I mean, what the hell is your
    father doing at a time like this?
[16:33] Futaro
    Your dad should be stepping in here!
[16:37] Futaro
    I'll just accept that this is
    also part of my job as your tutor.
[16:43] Futaro
    That day, when I met that girl in Kyoto,
[16:47] ---
    I decided that someday, I'd become
    a guy who was needed by someone.
[16:51] Futaro
    That's why I study.
[16:57] Itsuki
    But you? Our father?
[16:59] Futaro
    Shut up.
[17:00] Futaro
    Don't be picky.
[17:03] Itsuki
    The full moon sure is pretty tonight.
[17:12] Futaro
    You still have a lot of studying to do.
[17:15] Itsuki
    Wh-What's that supposed to mean?
[17:18] Itsuki
    What's wrong?
[17:19] Futaro
    I felt like someone was here just now.
[17:22] Itsuki
    D-Don't scare me like that!
[17:24] Futaro
    Itsuki, go check it out!
[17:26] Itsuki
    What happened to playing the father?!
[17:28] Futaro
    That's irrelevant right now!
[17:35] Futaro
    Itsuki, I don't mind you going—
[17:36] Itsuki
    Don't talk to me out in public!
[17:39] Itsuki
    People are going to think
    we're walking to school together.
[17:42] Futaro
    What a pain.
[17:43] Futaro
    What a pain.
[17:45] Futaro
    I don't mind you going
    to school from my place,
[17:47] ---
    but what are you going to
    do about your textbooks?
[17:49] Itsuki
    Not to worry.
[17:51] Itsuki
    I bumped into Yotsuba yesterday
    and had her bring them to me.
[17:54] Futaro
    Why didn't you ask for your purse, too?
[17:57] Itsuki
    I had the same thought later,
    but Yotsuba seemed busy.
[18:03] Futaro
    She wasn't at home yesterday either.
[18:05] Futaro
    I wonder what she's up to.
[18:07] Itsuki
    Huh? You haven't heard?
[18:13] Futaro
    You signed up to help the track team?!
[18:16] Futaro
    Do you have any idea how dire things are?!
[18:17] Yotsuba
    I'm sorry.
[18:20] Yotsuba
    I turned them down once,
[18:22] ---
    but they said they wouldn't be able
    make it into the marathon without me.
[18:25] Futaro
    There you go again, being nice to everyone.
[18:28] Futaro
    Go quit right now.
[18:29] Futaro
    Stop causing more problems.
[18:32] Yotsuba
    Sorry for keeping it a secret.
[18:34] Yotsuba
    But I am working on your
    problem set when I'm at home.
[18:38] A
    Nakano-san, practice is about to resume.
[18:41] Yotsuba
    Okay.
[18:42] Yotsuba
    I'll do my best, okay?
[18:45] Futaro
    We're not done talking here!
[18:47] Futaro
    You're not getting away!
[18:51] Futaro
    She got away.
[18:58] Futaro
    Nino.
[18:59] Futaro
    You came to school?
[19:00] Futaro
    I'm not bothered about what happened.
[19:02] Futaro
    Just go home, okay?
[19:05] Futaro
    You can get back on good
    terms with the others.
[19:07] Futaro
    Just like old times.
[19:09] Nino
    Fine. I'll go home.
[19:11] Futaro
    Really?
[19:13] Futaro
    Not to the hotel from yesterday!
[19:16] Futaro
    Nino!
[19:18] A
    Please, sir.
[19:18] Futaro
    What are you going to do about the exams?!
[19:20] A
    Calm down.
[19:20] B
    We ask that you leave if you aren't a guest.
[19:23] Futaro
    I'll make sure you pass!
[19:25] Futaro
    So let me in!
[19:28] Nino
    So what if I pass the exam?
[19:32] Nino
    I don't care.
[19:37] Futaro
    I'm not giving up...
[19:42] Futaro
    I'm not giving up.
[19:46] Futaro
    Nino!
[19:47] Futaro
    Hear me out!
[19:49] Futaro
    I'll be back!
[19:50] Futaro
    I'm not giving up!
[19:55] Futaro
    Four days until the exams.
[19:58] Futaro
    What can I do to get them back together?
[20:02] Futaro
    If I drowned here, would they get worried
    and get back on the same page?
[20:08] Futaro
    Yikes, my thoughts are going down
    a dangerous road.
[20:12] Futaro
    But wait, maybe...
[20:15] Futaro
    No, that wouldn't work.
[20:17] Futaro
    It obviously wouldn't work.
[20:20] Futaro
    I've been doing it wrong.
[20:24] Futaro
    Maybe I had the wrong idea, because they
    trusted me and were counting on me.
[20:29] Futaro
    It wasn't my place to concern myself
    with another family's problems.
[20:36] Futaro
    No, in fact...
[20:38] (Flashback) Nino
    You should never have come into our lives!
[20:42] Futaro
    She's right.
[20:43] Futaro
    It was all wrong from the beginning.
[20:46] Futaro
    All I've been doing is studying.
[20:48] Futaro
    I can't make myself useful.
[20:51] Futaro
    They don't need me.
[21:00] Rena
    There you go, getting bummed out again.
[21:04] Rena
    You haven't changed, have you...
[21:07] Rena
    Uesugi Futaro-kun?
[21:16] Rena
    It's been a while.
[21:29] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san?
[21:31] Yotsuba
    What are you doing here?
[21:34] Futaro
    Yotsuba.
[21:35] Yotsuba
    U-Uh...
[21:37] Yotsuba
    Sorry, I'm in the middle of practice.
[21:41] Yotsuba
    Please take care of Nino and Itsuki for me.
[21:48] Futaro
    Right.
[21:50] Futaro
    Nino.
[21:53] A
    That's as far as you go.
[21:53] Nino
    He's back again!
[21:54] B
    Please, turn back.
[21:55] A
    How many times do we have to tell you?
[21:55] Nino
    Creep.
[21:56] B
    We're never going to let you in!
[21:56] Nino
    He'd better knock it off.
[21:58] Nino
    I need to tell him off.
[22:00] Nino
    How many times do I have to turn him away?
[22:02] Nino
    He just keeps coming back.
[22:04] Nino
    He doesn't know when to stop.
[22:18] Nino
    If the other guests see you walking around
    looking like a bum, they'll think you're an eyesore.
[22:25] Nino
    You're being a bother.
[22:27] Nino
    Come to my room.
SIGN    Episode 3
SIGN    Seven Goodbyes Part 2
[24:01] Nino
    "Seven Goodbyes, Part 2."

3 - Seven Goodbyes Part 2

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[00:01] Nino
    You fell into a pond?
[00:04] Nino
    No wonder you smell so bad.
[00:06] Nino
    You'd better use treatment, too,
    and not just shampoo. Got it?
[00:11] Futaro
    Fine.
[00:12] Futaro
    Damn it, what a pain.
[00:14] Futaro
    I can't believe you put up
    with having such long hair.
[00:18] Nino
    Y-Yeah, well, I wash it every day.
[00:22] Nino
    I wonder if you could care for so much hair.
[00:25] Futaro
    I'd never let it get that
    long in the first place.
[00:27] Nino
    I just imagined you with long hair,
    and now I feel sick.
[00:32] Futaro
    I might look good.
[00:34] Futaro
    Don't underestimate my potential.
[00:38] Futaro
    Huh?
[00:40] Futaro
    I just noticed I'm talking with Nino.
[00:44] Futaro
    I don't even care about my hairstyle.
[00:47] Nino BG
    Then do something about your weird hair.
[00:49] Futaro BG
    This is the only cut Raiha knows how to do.
[00:49] Futaro
    I guess I have no trouble talking
    to her when it's just one-to-one.
[00:52] Nino BG
    Why are you making your family cut your hair?
[00:55] Futaro BG
    Why don't you get your family
    to do yours, too? Maybe Yotsuba.
[00:57] Nino BG
    No way in hell.
[00:58] Futaro
    Maybe I don't fully understand Nino yet.
[01:03] Nino
    Hey, what happened?
[01:06] Nino
    What happened before you came here?
[01:09] Futaro
    Nothing.
[01:11] Nino
    Liar.
[01:12] Nino
    That was the first time
    I saw you looking depressed.
[01:14] Futaro
    I-I wasn't depressed.
[01:16] Nino
    Just tell me.
[01:18] Nino
    I like being alone, but I get bored
    not having anyone to talk to.
[01:24] Futaro
    Five years ago, I met a girl.
[01:29] (Flashback) Rena
    Uesugi Futaro-kun.
[01:35] (Flashback) Rena
    It's been a while.
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets ∫∫
SIGN    Seven Goodbyes Part 2
[03:16] (Flashback) Futaro
    Are you....
[03:18] (Flashback) Futaro
    The girl from Kyoto?
[03:21] (Flashback) ---
    U-Um...
[03:23] (Flashback) Futaro
    I'm glad you seem to be well.
[03:26] (Flashback) Rena
    Why are you running away?!
[03:28] (Flashback) Futaro
    I can't meet you yet!
[03:30] (Flashback) Rena
    Why not?!
[03:32] (Flashback) Rena
    You're going to listen to me,
    or you aren't getting this back.
[03:36] (Flashback) Futaro
    That's cowardly!
[03:37] (Flashback) Rena
    Let's see...
[03:38] (Flashback) Rena
    How do I keep you from running away?
[03:40] (Flashback) Rena
    Hey, that looks perfect.
[03:43] (Flashback) Rena
    Let's ride that.
[03:56] (Flashback) Futaro
    I don't know your name.
[04:00] (Flashback) Rena
    I'm Rena.
[04:01] (Flashback) Rena
    It's been five years, huh?
[04:03] (Flashback) Futaro
    Rena...
[04:05] (Flashback) Futaro
    Why are you here?
[04:07] (Flashback) Rena
    To meet you as you are now.
[04:10] (Flashback) Rena
    I heard you've been studying hard since then,
[04:14] (Flashback) ---
    and that you're top of your class now.
[04:16] (Flashback) Rena
    And now you're a tutor, huh?
[04:19] (Flashback) Rena
    You're amazing.
[04:22] (Flashback) Futaro
    You heard? From whom?
[04:23] (Flashback) Rena
    N-Never mind the small details.
[04:26] (Flashback) Rena
    What are your students like?
[04:28] (Flashback) Futaro
    I don't know if you'd believe me,
[04:31] (Flashback) ---
    but I'm teaching my classmates.
[04:33] (Flashback) Futaro
    They're quintuplets.
[04:34] (Flashback) Rena
    Yeah?
[04:36] (Flashback) Futaro
    I thought you'd be more surprised.
[04:38] (Flashback) Rena
    Oh, really?! I never realized
    quintuplets actually exist!
[04:41] (Flashback) Rena
    I've only seen them in TV shows!
[04:45] (Flashback) Futaro
    The problem is that they're all idiots.
[04:50] (Flashback) Futaro
    The eldest is an idiot chasing after a dream.
[04:52] (Flashback) Futaro
    She doesn't expect it to work out,
    but at least she has tenacity, I guess.
[04:58] (Flashback) Futaro
    But she's stupid.
[05:00] (Flashback) Futaro
    The second sister is a family-obsessed idiot.
[05:02] (Flashback) Futaro
    She's really protective of her sisters,
    and she's quick to lash out.
[05:05] (Flashback) Futaro
    And I thought that's all she was,
    but now, I don't really know.
[05:09] (Flashback) Futaro
    But she's stupid.
[05:11] (Flashback) Futaro
    The third is an idiot with self-esteem issues.
[05:13] (Flashback) Futaro
    She was glum and listless
    when I first met her,
[05:17] (Flashback) ---
    but she's been more vibrant lately.
[05:19] (Flashback) Futaro
    So I'm relieved.
[05:21] (Flashback) Futaro
    But she's stupid.
[05:23] (Flashback) Futaro
    The fourth is a meathead idiot.
[05:25] (Flashback) Futaro
    She's enthusiastic and dependable,
[05:28] (Flashback) ---
    but she's the biggest source of my headaches.
[05:30] (Flashback) Futaro
    Also...
[05:31] (Flashback) Futaro
    No, I might be imagining it.
[05:34] (Flashback) Futaro
    But she's stupid.
[05:37] (Flashback) Futaro
    The youngest is a stuck-up idiot.
[05:39] (Flashback) Futaro
    I don't get along with her.
[05:41] (Flashback) Futaro
    She's capable, though.
[05:44] (Flashback) Futaro
    I don't want her abilities to go to waste.
[05:46] (Flashback) Futaro
    But she's stupid.
[05:48] (Flashback) Futaro
    That about does it.
[05:53] (Flashback) Futaro
    What's wrong?
[05:54] (Flashback) Rena
    No, it's nothing.
[05:56] (Flashback) Rena
    But I guess I'm surprised.
[05:59] (Flashback) Rena
    You're facing your problems
    head-on now, huh?
[06:01] (Flashback) Rena
    I think you're someone who's needed now.
[06:06] (Flashback) Futaro
    Itsuki said the same thing to me.
[06:09] Nino
    You should never have come into our lives!
[06:12] (Flashback) Futaro
    No...
[06:14] (Flashback) Futaro
    I haven't changed at all since then.
[06:17] (Flashback) Rena
    Oh.
[06:19] (Flashback) Rena
    I guess I should get out of your life, then,
    if I'm tying you down.
SIGN    Student Handbook
[06:25] (Flashback) Rena
    You can have this back, as I promised.
[06:27] (Flashback) Futaro
    Yeah.
[06:29] (Flashback) Rena
    But I'm not giving this back.
[06:32] (Flashback) Futaro
    What?
[06:33] (Flashback) Futaro
    Why not?
[06:35] (Flashback) Rena
    Because I'm never going to see you again.
[06:38] (Flashback) Futaro
    Never?
[06:39] (Flashback) Futaro
    What are you talking about?
[06:41] (Flashback) Futaro
    Hold on!
[06:42] (Flashback) Futaro
    Please!
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[06:46] (Flashback) Rena
    Open that once you learn to accept yourself.
[06:51] (Flashback) Futaro
    Hey, wait up!
[06:58] (Flashback) Rena
    Goodbye.
[07:02] Futaro
    And so she vanished.
[07:06] Futaro
    The end.
[07:09] Futaro
    Is she asleep?
[07:11] Futaro
    Sorry to bore you with my story.
[07:20] Futaro
    Why are you crying?
[07:22] Nino
    Y-You've liked her for five
    years now, haven't you?
[07:27] Nino
    That's so sad.
[07:29] Futaro
    I-It's not that I liked her.
[07:31] Futaro
    I admired her and
    appreciated her. That's all.
[07:34] Nino
    That's what it means to like someone!
[07:35] Futaro
    No, it's not.
[07:37] Futaro
    Anyway, you don't need to feel so bad for me.
[07:39] Nino
    Well, that was a perfect sob story!
[07:42] Nino
    Just what I needed.
[07:43] Futaro
    You're horrible.
[07:45] Nino
    You should cheer up, though.
[07:47] Nino
    I'm sure there's at least
    one person on this planet
[07:50] ---
    who would fall for an
    insensitive guy like you.
[07:55] Nino
    Why are you out of the bath? You flasher!
[07:58] Futaro
    We've seen each other naked already.
[08:01] Nino
    Forget about that!
[08:05] Futaro
    What's this?
[08:08] Futaro
    You've been working on these?
[08:10] Nino
    You picked out different problems
    for each of us, didn't you?
[08:14] Nino
    Deep down, I knew...
[08:16] Nino
    Honestly, I do feel b-bad about what happened.
[08:20] Nino
    Sorry.
[08:23] Futaro
    Yeah, it's fine.
[08:24] Futaro
    Go apologize to Itsuki now, too.
[08:26] Nino
    I'm not doing that.
[08:27] Futaro
    Why not?!
[08:28] Futaro
    Are you still pissed off about her slapping you?
[08:31] Nino
    She's never done that before.
[08:35] Nino
    I feel like I don't know her anymore.
[08:39] Itsuki
    Nino apologized?
[08:41] Itsuki
    I have a hard time believing that.
[08:43] Nino
    It's true.
[08:45] Nino
    You've gotta stop being so stubborn, too.
[08:47] Raiha
    Your hair's so shiny today, Onii-chan.
[08:50] Itsuki
    What happened while you were with Nino?
[08:52] Futaro
    A-Anyway, I know you two go out
    for lunch together and stuff.
[08:57] Futaro
    I'm sure you can go back to being
    likeminded, close sisters once you cool off.
[09:00] Itsuki
    Nino and I aren't exactly likeminded.
[09:03] Itsuki
    Even when we went to the movies
     the other day...
[09:06] (Flashback) Itsuki
    Th-That was so scary.
[09:08] (Flashback) Nino
    It got boring after Ichika died.
[09:11] (Flashback) Itsuki
    That one in the trailers
    looked really good, though.
[09:15] (Flashback) Nino
    Oh, that one.
[09:16] Nino
    Origins of Life:
    Unknown Mysteries
[09:17] (Flashback) Nino
    Origins of Life: Unknown Mysteries!
[09:17] (Flashback) Itsuki
    Love of Summer Vacation!
[09:20] (Flashback) Nino
    What?
[09:21] (Flashback) Nino
    That sounds lame.
[09:22] (Flashback) Itsuki
    No, it doesn't!
[09:23] (Flashback) Nino
    You've got bad taste.
[09:25] (Flashback) Itsuki
    So do you!
[09:26] Itsuki
    See?
[09:28] Itsuki
    Our tastes have drifted apart over the years.
[09:32] Futaro
    I wouldn't want to see
    either of those movies.
[09:35] Futaro
    I mean, still, though...
[09:35] Raiha
    I have to prepare the garbage for tomorrow.
[09:38] Itsuki
    Tomorrow is non-combustible
    garbage day, right?
[09:40] Itsuki
    I'll take it out in the morning.
[09:42] Raiha
    Thanks, Itsuki-san!
[09:45] Dad
    Huh? My watch...
[09:47] Itsuki
    I have it over here.
[09:50] Raiha
    Itsuki-san, where do rubber bands go again?
[09:53] Itsuki
    They go with the combustible garbage.
[09:55] Dad
    Man, it's great having
    you around, Itsuki-chan.
[09:59] Futaro
    I'm starting to understand
    why you were so annoyed
[10:02] ---
    when I was over at your place.
[10:07] Nino
    I'm going to call room service. Want anything?
[10:10] Futaro
    A drink, then, please.
[10:11] Nino
    Okay.
[10:13] Nino
    I'll choose something for you.
[10:16] Nino
    Wait, why are you even here?!
[10:19] Futaro
    What, not going to order?
[10:20] Nino
    You've got some nerve!
[10:22] Nino
    What happened to how reserved
    you were yesterday?!
[10:24] Futaro
    Never mind that.
[10:25] Futaro
    We have to deal with the problem at hand.
[10:28] Nino
    What problem?
[10:30] Nino
    Oh, the finals.
[10:32] Futaro
    Oh, right.
[10:33] Futaro
    I was here for the finals.
[10:36] Yotsuba
    I made it through the day's quota!
[10:38] Ichika
    Genius.
[10:39] Miku
    Genius.
[10:41] Yotsuba
    We're almost done.
[10:43] Yotsuba
    I wonder if Itsuki and Nino
    are studying right about now.
[10:47] Ichika
    We know where they are, right?
[10:48] Miku
    I'm sure they'll be back soon.
[10:52] Yotsuba
    Do you think they're finally contacting us?
[10:57] Yotsuba
    Sorry, it was from the
    captain of the track team.
[11:02] Futaro
    I was honestly shocked by
    what happened yesterday.
[11:05] Futaro
    I don't know why Rena showed up now,
[11:11] ---
    but there's something she taught me.
[11:14] Futaro
    You can't change the fact that people change.
[11:17] Futaro
    You just have to forget the past
    and accept what comes.
[11:20] Futaro
    So you should make up and go home, too.
[11:24] Nino
    "Forget the past"?
[11:26] Nino
    It's not that easy.
[11:29] Nino
    This is my room,
[11:31] Nino
    and I'm going to talk to myself.
[11:34] Nino
    Back when we used to look the same
    and have the same personality,
[11:38] ---
    I felt like all of our thoughts were shared.
[11:42] Nino
    It was comfortable.
[11:44] Nino
    But that changed five years ago.
[11:47] Nino
    We all slowly drifted apart.
[11:50] Nino
    It was like they'd left the quintuplet
    nest and me behind with it.
[11:55] Nino
    I'm the only one who hasn't
    been able to move on.
[11:59] Nino
    I can't even change the length of my hair.
[12:01] Nino
    That's why I have to force
    myself to leave the nest.
[12:04] Nino
    Before I'm left all alone.
[12:07] Futaro
    So this is what I'd failed to grasp.
[12:09] ---
    This mindset of hers, a result of
    how much she cares for her sisters.
[12:14] Futaro
    Is that really what you want?
[12:15] Nino
    It is.
[12:16] Nino
    I have to forget the past and move on.
[12:20] Nino
    Other than that, if there's anything I regret,
[12:25] ---
    it's camp school.
[12:31] Nino
    Kintaro-kun.
[12:34] Nino
    Maybe it's because I
    never got to say goodbye.
[12:37] Nino
    I thought I could find some closure
    if I could see him again,
[12:41] Nino
    but he won't let me forget him.
[12:46] Futaro
    What would you do if I
    said you could meet him?
[12:57] Nino
    Come in.
[12:59] Futaro
    H-Hi.
[13:01] ---
    Come in and make yourself at home.
[13:04] ---
    Excuse me.
[13:06] Futaro
    What do I have to do for Nino today?
[13:09] Futaro
    A: Pretend to be make-believe man Kintaro,
[13:12] ---
    and play along until she gets over him.
[13:14] Nino
    I'm over you!
[13:16] Futaro
    B: Reveal everything and
    ask her to forgive me.
[13:20] Nino
    I forgive you!
[13:21] Futaro
    The first option is the correct one if
    I'm thinking about the future, but...
[13:25] Nino
    Hey, Kintaro-kun,
[13:27] ---
    don't you have something
    to say to me?
[13:29] Futaro
    It might not be that simple.
[13:32] Futaro
    Right. There's something I have to tell you.
[13:35] Futaro
    I'm sorry.
[13:37] Futaro
    I'm actually...
[13:38] Nino
    It's all right.
[13:39] Nino
    I'll forgive you for standing me up
    on campfire night.
[13:44] Nino
    Although, that was just me aggressively
    telling you to come anyway.
[13:48] Futaro
    No, I mean...
[13:50] Nino
    Okay, that's the end of that.
[13:52] Nino
    You can have this back.
[13:54] Nino
    You promised to hang out with me
    all day today, right?
[13:57] Nino
    You better not bail on me this time.
[14:07] Futaro
    Actually, I...
[14:08] Nino
    Hang on, I'm concentrating.
[14:11] Futaro
    I don't think now's the time
    to tell her who I am.
[14:14] Futaro
    All right...
[14:16] Futaro
    Let's get this done quick.
[14:18] Futaro
    What are you making?
[14:20] Nino
    Sorry, I have to make a phone call.
[14:28] Nino
    Hello? Uesugi?
[14:30] Nino
    Kintaro-kun's so nice!
[14:32] Nino
    And I get so nervous, I can't
    even look him in the eye.
[14:35] Futaro
    Wh-What do you want?
[14:36] Nino
    Oh, sorry.
[14:38] Nino
    Kintaro-kun doesn't hate
    cream puffs, does he?
[14:41] Futaro
    I think he loves them.
[14:43] Futaro
    Probably.
[14:44] Nino
    Okay.
[14:47] Nino
    I was thinking of making cream puffs.
[14:50] Futaro
    Nice.
[14:51] Futaro
    I love cream puffs.
[14:54] Nino
    N-No way.
[14:56] Futaro
    I never thought you'd mess up cooking, Nino.
[14:59] Nino
    Huh?
[14:59] Nino
    Did you just...
[15:00] Futaro
    Oh, Futaro told me you're good at cooking.
[15:05] Nino
    No, I mean...
[15:09] Nino
    Hey, he just called me by my first name!
[15:12] Futaro
    Quit calling me over stupid crap!
[15:16] Nino
    Help yourself.
[15:17] ---
    I made lots.
[15:19] Futaro
    You sure did.
[15:22] Futaro
    We have so many.
[15:24] Futaro
    Let's call your sisters over
    to help finish them.
[15:28] Nino
    Please don't say that.
[15:31] Nino
    We're finally alone together.
[15:33] Nino
    I don't want them to get in the way.
[15:35] Nino
    I only want you here with me.
[15:42] Nino
    You're definitely cousins.
[15:44] Nino
    Uesugi said the same thing, too.
[15:46] Nino
    I get that I'm causing him a lot of trouble,
    messing up his tutoring and stuff...
[15:50] Futaro
    That's not it.
[15:51] Nino
    Of course it is.
    All he ever talks about is studying.
[15:54] Futaro
    I don't care about the exams!
[15:56] Futaro
    I just want the five of you to be together!
[16:02] Futaro
    I have something important to tell you.
[16:04] Futaro
    I... Kintaro...
[16:06] Nino
    Hang on.
[16:08] Nino
    I have a feeling this is going to be long.
[16:11] Nino
    Can I go to the washroom?
[16:12] Futaro
    Huh?
[16:13] Futaro
    Fine.
[16:21] Futaro
    What is it?
[16:21] Nino
    Are you by the hotel?
[16:24] Futaro
    I guess you could say that.
[16:26] Nino
    Come to the café on the first floor. Now.
[16:32] Futaro
    What's the matter?
[16:33] Nino
    Why are you drenched in sweat?
[16:35] Nino
    Iced coffee is fine, right?
[16:37] Futaro
    Yeah.
[16:40] Nino
    I think he might ask me out.
[16:42] Futaro
    Uh-huh.
[16:43] Nino
    I mean, he looked all serious, and he said
    he has something important to tell me.
[16:47] Nino
    Hey, Kintaro-kun!
[16:50] Nino
    Kidding.
[16:51] Nino
    He's obviously not here.
[16:52] Futaro
    I know, right?
[16:55] Nino
    I appreciate you letting me see him.
[16:58] Futaro
    Come on.
[16:59] Futaro
    This isn't like you.
[17:00] Nino
    Whatever happens going forward,
[17:03] ---
    I'm going to find a conclusion to
    my current relationship with him.
[17:07] Futaro
    Nino...
[17:09] Futaro
    Sorry I can't do anything.
[17:11] Futaro
    Good luck.
[17:20] Nino
    I knew it.
[17:21] Futaro
    I... Let me...
[17:24] Nino
    I told you, you'd better
    not break your promise.
[17:31] Futaro
    You didn't...
[17:34] Nino
    I'm obviously going to see
    through your disguise.
[17:38] Nino
    You aren't twins, after all.
[17:40] Nino
    Bye-bye.
[17:44] Futaro
    Nino! Open up! Please!
[17:47] Employee A
    Can I help you?
[17:49] employee A
    The customer here just checked out.
SIGN    Meet on
    the track at 6
    tomorrow morning!
SIGN    Captain Eba
[18:06] Futaro
    It's morning.
[18:07] Futaro
    Wake up, Itsuki.
[18:09] Itsuki
    Just a little longer.
[18:11] Futaro
    We're leaving earlier today.
[18:13] Itsuki
    Give me five more minutes.
[18:14] Futaro
    No. Get up.
[18:16] Itsuki
    Why not, Nino?
[18:21] Itsuki
    U-Um...
[18:23] Itsuki
    Good morning.
[18:25] Futaro
    Yeah.
[18:26] Futaro
    Good morning.
[18:29] A
    Nino?
[18:30] A
    I heard she's taking the day off.
[18:32] Itsuki
    What?
[18:33] Futaro
    I thought so.
[18:35] Itsuki
    Let's go see Nino directly.
[18:37] Futaro
    Sadly, that won't work anymore, either.
[18:41] Futaro
    Believe in her and wait.
[18:42] Futaro
    That's all I can do right now.
[18:44] Itsuki
    You've been weird all day today.
[18:46] Itsuki
    Did something happen?
[18:48] Futaro
    It's nothing.
[18:50] Futaro
    Let's go.
[18:51] Futaro
    We have to go find the other problem child.
[18:54] Eba
    It's all thanks to you that
    we made it into the marathon.
[18:58] Eba
    We're all counting on the
    gifted runner, Nakano-san.
[19:02] Futaro
    You? Gifted? The end times must be nigh.
[19:05] Yotsuba
    U... Uesugi-san?
[19:07] Eba
    Who are you?
[19:08] Futaro
    Are you the captain?
[19:09] Futaro
    You're quite impressive, practicing for
    a meet when we have finals coming up.
[19:13] Eba
    Yup.
[19:14] Eba
    It's an important meet.
[19:16] Eba
    We don't have time to care about exams.
[19:18] Futaro
    What?
[19:18] Futaro
    "To care about exams"?
[19:20] Yotsuba
    Don't worry! I'm working on it!
[19:22] Itsuki
    Yotsuba, you aren't pushing
    yourself too hard, are you?
[19:24] Yotsuba
    No, it's all good.
[19:26] Futaro
    Well, if you say so, I won't stop you.
[19:30] Futaro
    I'll run with you.
[19:32] Futaro
    I won't be interrupting, then, will I?
[19:37] Eba
    Five more laps!
[19:40] Futaro
    I'm dying...
[19:41] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san, you should stop.
[19:44] ---
    Not yet.
[19:46] Futaro
    Which palace did Louis XIV of France build?
[19:50] Yotsuba
    Berlin Palace.
[19:52] Futaro
    Who's the author of Run, Melos!?
[19:53] Yotsuba
    Dazai Ryunosuke.
[19:55] Futaro
    What's the fourth element
    on the periodic table?
[19:58] Yotsuba
    Hydro...
[19:59] Yotsuba
    Lithio...
[20:00] Yotsuba
    Barium!
[20:02] Futaro
    They're all slightly off!
[20:05] Futaro
    But she's learned more than I expected.
[20:08] Futaro
    Is she actually going to do both?
[20:12] Yotsuba
    You can't overdo it.
[20:14] Yotsuba
    You should go take a break.
[20:16] Yotsuba
    I'll be fine.
[20:19] Eba
    We're going to a training camp this weekend.
[20:22] Yotsuba
    I don't know about that.
[20:24] A
    I thought we were taking the weekend off.
[20:27] Eba
    Listen, first-year...
[20:29] Eba
    We aren't going to two-peat the meet
    with that kind of thinking.
[20:33] A
    Yes, ma'am.
SIGN    To: Uesugi-san
SIGN    Subject: Re:
SIGN    Sorry about today. I'm actually...
[20:42] Ichika
    Not sending it?
[20:44] Yotsuba
    Ichika!
[20:46] Yotsuba
    You're going to give me a heart attack.
[20:47] Ichika
    I have to brush my teeth, too.
[20:49] Yotsuba
    I'm going to gargle.
[20:50] Ichika
    Hold on.
[20:51] Ichika
    You were holding onto your toothbrush
    without actually brushing again.
[20:56] Ichika
    Here, let me.
[20:57] Ichika
    I'll do it for you.
[21:00] Ichika
    I used to do this for you all the time.
[21:02] Yotsuba
    I'm not a kid anymore, though.
[21:03] Ichika
    Say "ahh."
[21:07] Yotsuba
    So bitter!
[21:08] Ichika
    This is my toothpaste.
[21:10] Ichika
    This is what grown-up toothpaste tastes like.
[21:12] Ichika
    I guess you're still too young for it.
[21:14] Yotsuba
    Yotsuba can handle it, yo!
[21:17] Ichika
    You may have grown big,
    but you haven't changed.
[21:20] Ichika
    Look at that.
[21:21] Ichika
    You're working too hard.
    You have canker sores.
[21:23] Yotsuba
    I'm not...
[21:25] Ichika
    Shush.
[21:27] Ichika
    You're always going to be my little sister,
    no matter how much you grow up.
[21:31] Ichika
    I wish you'd depend on me more.
[21:36] Yotsuba
    Would it be bad if I said
    I wanted to quit the team?
[21:41] Ichika
    You can quit if you want.
[21:44] Yotsuba
    No, I can't.
[21:45] Yotsuba
    I'd be causing trouble for the team.
[21:47] Yotsuba
    Look what you made me say,
    playing the big sister all of a sudden.
[21:50] Yotsuba
    We're the same age.
[21:53] Ichika
    You're still a little girl as long as
    you're wearing underwear like this.
[21:57] Yotsuba
    Put those away!
[21:59] Yotsuba
    And keep them away
    when Uesugi-san's around!
[22:01] Ichika
    Okay.
SIGN    Futaro-kun
[22:05] Ichika
    Did you get that?
[22:07] Futaro
    Yes, she wears little girl panties.
[22:08] Ichika
    Good.
[22:11] Ichika
    I'm going to see the track team tomorrow.
[22:13] Ichika
    What about you?
[22:15] Futaro
    Of course I'm going.
[22:17] Futaro
    We're going to free Yotsuba.
[22:24] Miku
    Pardon me.
[22:26] Nino
    Am I ever going to get any privacy?
SIGN    Episode 4
SIGN    Seven Goodbyes Part 3
[24:00] Miku
    "Seven Goodbyes, Part 3."
[24:03] ---
    

4 - Seven Goodbyes Part 3

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[00:01] Eba
    Everyone's ready.
[00:05] Futaro
    Man, we have exams coming up,
[00:07] ---
    and these girls couldn't
    care less about studying.
[00:10] Futaro
    Have you still not gotten
    in contact with Miku?
[00:12] Recording
    The number you called...
[00:13] Ichika
    I think her phone's turned off.
[00:15] Ichika
    Hang on. She told me where she went.
[00:18] Itsuki
    Ichika!
[00:20] Futaro
    If Yotsuba can't say no,
    you can say no for her.
[00:24] Futaro
    You're good at impersonating
    each other, are you not?
[00:29] Itsuki
    I'm not that good at it.
[00:32] Itsuki
    Remember what happened
    when I tried to impersonate Ichika?
[00:34] Futaro
    I know.
[00:35] Futaro
    As soon as Miku arrives,
    we'll have her wear your track suit, and..
[00:39] Futaro
    Shoot!
[00:40] Futaro
    They're leaving!
[00:42] Futaro
    We need to act before
    they get to the station!
[00:45] Itsuki
    But what do we do?
SIGN    Seven Goodbyes Part 3
[00:57] Nino
    I'm not going home, no matter what.
[00:59] Miku
    You're going to make yourself sick
    with all that sugar.
[01:02] Nino
    None of your business.
[01:03] Nino
    You drink old lady tea. You'd never understand.
[01:09] Miku
    You're such a child,
    not appreciating this refined taste.
[01:12] Nino
    Leave once you're done drinking that.
[01:14] Nino
    How did you even find out
    where my new hotel was?
[01:18] Miku
    I went to your last hotel the day before.
[01:21] Miku
    I saw you stomping out.
[01:25] Miku
    What were you doing with Futaro?
[01:28] Nino
    If I had to describe what happened
    the day before yesterday in one word...
[01:31] Nino
    Terrible.
[01:33] Nino
    I'm never going to forgive that bastard.
[01:36] Miku
    Wh-What did he do to you?
[01:38] Nino
    Hear me out!
[01:40] Nino
    He showed up in disguise! He tricked me!
[01:44] Miku
    Oh.
[01:48] Nino
    That's it?!
[01:50] Nino
    He was horrible!
[01:52] Nino
    Why aren't you making more of a reaction?!
[01:54] Miku
    I mean, that's something we do all the time.
[01:57] Nino
    I mean, yeah, but...
[01:59] Nino
    That time,
[02:02] ---
    and that time...
[02:04] Nino
    It was him all along!
[02:06] Nino
    I won't forgive him.
[02:08] Nino
    I won't forgive him.
[02:11] Miku
    Is that all that happened?
[02:13] Nino
    That's it.
[02:18] Nino
    That's all it was.
[02:19] Miku
    Are you sure?
[02:22] Nino
    He also said he wanted
    the five of us to stick together.
[02:25] Nino
    Exams and stuff aside.
[02:28] Miku
    Futaro said that?
[02:30] Nino
    He said that after I told him my situation.
[02:33] Nino
    Talk about selfish.
[02:35] Miku
    Don't you want to come home, Nino?
[02:37] Nino
    Why should I go home?
[02:39] Nino
    What's the point of sticking together
    when we're all so far apart?
[02:44] Miku
    Because we're family.
[02:45] Miku
    Is that not enough?
[02:49] Miku
    I guess you think we've all changed,
[02:52] ---
    but from my perspective,
    you've changed a lot, too.
[02:56] Nino
    Changed? How?
[02:59] Miku
    You never used to drink black tea before.
[03:01] Nino
    That's it?!
[03:03] Miku
    We're all still one-fifth of a person,
    scoring a twenty each.
[03:08] Miku
    Those problems...
[03:09] Nino
    Hey, I never said you could look!
SIGN    1. Battle of Anegawa 2. Ashikaga Yoshiaki 3. Battle of Sekigahara 4. Azuchi Castle 5. Rakuichi-Rakuza 6. Honnō-ji Incident
[03:12] Miku
    You got question three wrong.
[03:14] Miku
    The answer is Battle of Nagashino.
[03:16] Nino
    What, are you trying to show off
    because you studied?
[03:20] Miku
    No.
[03:22] Miku
    I've always liked Sengoku warlords.
[03:25] Nino
    Sengoku warlords?
[03:27] Nino
    Those old dudes?
[03:29] Miku
    Yeah.
[03:30] Miku
    This is my twenty.
[03:32] Miku
    And...
[03:37] Miku
    It's too sweet.
[03:39] Nino
    What are you doing?!
[03:40] Miku
    But I'd never have known what this
    tastes like if you weren't around.
[03:47] Miku
    It's true that the five of us
     used to be identical,
[03:49] ---
    and we never got into arguments or trouble.
[03:52] Miku
    But we would have always stayed
    at a twenty that way.
[03:56] Miku
    We should laugh, get angry, feel sad,
[04:00] Miku
    each experience life differently—
[04:02] ---
    complementing each other where we fall short—
[04:05] Miku
    and grow into the people we're meant to be.
[04:08] Miku
    So it's all right that we're different.
[04:13] Miku
    By the way, with you gone,
[04:15] ---
    the food at home is a disaster.
[04:18] Miku
    We don't have a balanced diet.
[04:19] Nino
    That's for you to figure out yourselves!
[04:27] Nino
    So bitter.
[04:28] Nino
    I never would have thought
    to drink something like this.
[04:31] Nino
    Black tea's still better.
[04:33] Miku
    Black tea starts off bitter, too.
[04:36] Nino
    It's a classy kind of bitter.
[04:39] Nino
    It definitely comes from
    high-quality tea leaves.
[04:42] Miku
    The bitterness of green tea has depth.
[04:44] Miku
    I'm sure it uses better leaves.
[04:46] Nino
    Fine, I'll look it up.
SIGN    red tea green tea leaves
[04:48] Nino
    Don't go crying if it turns out
    that they use weeds for green tea.
[04:51] Miku
    Right back at you.
[04:53] Nino
    Black tea and green tea
    use the same tea leaves.
[04:56] Nino
    The difference is the amount of fermentation?
[05:01] Nino
    Seriously?
[05:02] Nino
    I need to tell the rest of the gir...
[05:06] Nino
    I need to forget the past
    and accept the present.
[05:09] Nino
    Maybe it's time to brace myself.
[05:14] Nino
    You'd best brace yourself, too, Miku.
[05:24] Itsuki
    I-I'd like to leave the team.
[05:29] Futaro
    No!
[05:30] Futaro
    Act stupider!
[05:31] Itsuki
    I can't!
[05:33] Itsuki
    I already want to quit this role!
[05:35] Futaro
    That's it! That's it!
[05:37] Futaro
    Itsuki, you're Yotsuba right now.
[05:39] Futaro
    You, at least, look perfectly like her.
[05:42] Itsuki
    Are you sure this is going to work?
[05:45] Futaro
    Groper!
[05:47] Futaro
    There's a groper!
[05:50] A
    A groper?
[05:51] B
    Really? Was that him?
[05:53] Nino
    You there! Hold up!
[05:55] ---
    Nakano-san!
[05:56] Nino
    Stop!
[05:59] Itsuki
    What a suicidal tactic...
[06:01] Itsuki
    I don't have a choice anymore.
[06:10] Itsuki
    He got away.
[06:13] Itsuki
    I can't go to training camp.
[06:17] Itsuki
    I'd like to leave the team.
[06:19] A
    Why?
[06:20] Itsuki
    Exams are coming up next week.
[06:22] A
    No, no.
[06:24] A
    What I mean is...
[06:25] A
    Why is someone pretending to be Nakano-san?
[06:29] Itsuki
    Huh?!
[06:34] Yotsuba
    Gotcha!
[06:38] Yotsuba
    I caught the groper!
[06:41] Yotsuba
    This smell...
[06:42] Futaro
    You're too heavy.
[06:43] Yotsuba
    U-Uesugi-san?!
[06:45] Yotsuba
    Why?!
[06:46] Futaro
    Well, there you have it.
[06:49] Yotsuba
    Why did you stoop to groping?
[06:50] Futaro
    No, that's a lie!
[06:52] Futaro
    I lied to lure you away!
[06:55] Yotsuba
    Huh? Me? What for?
[06:59] Futaro
    Itsuki is requesting your
    resignation in your place.
[07:04] Futaro
    Hey!
[07:05] Futaro
    You can't go back now!
[07:07] Yotsuba
    I'll be fine!
[07:08] Futaro
    You have to stop...
[07:11] Futaro
    Hide!
[07:14] Futaro
    Something's not right.
[07:16] Itsuki
    I-I'm Yotsuba!
[07:19] Itsuki
    Look at this ribbon!
[07:21] A
    Yeah, you look alike, but you aren't her.
[07:24] A
    Your hair's not the right length.
[07:27] Futaro
    Indeed!
[07:29] Futaro
    What an astute observation!
[07:32] Yotsuba
    This happened before, too!
[07:35] Yotsuba
    You need to show more
    interest in other people!
[07:37] Yotsuba
    Thank you for worrying for me.
[07:40] Yotsuba
    But I'm sorry, I'm going.
[07:42] Futaro
    Hey, wait!
[07:44] Nino
    I'm back!
[07:47] Nino
    Sorry for the trouble, everyone.
[07:49] A
    Nakano-san!
[07:52] Nino
    That was just a prank.
[07:54] Nino
    A quintuplet joke.
[07:56] Itsuki
    Yotsuba...
[07:57] A
    Oh, I see, it was a joke.
[08:00] A
    Stop it. It's not funny.
[08:02] Nino
    Though, it's true that I want to quit.
[08:06] A
    N-Nakano-san... Why?
[08:09] Nino
    Why?
[08:11] Nino
    I mean, you have to be out of your mind to
    start a training camp right before exams.
[08:17] Nino
    Seriously. Out of your mind.
[08:20] A
    R-Right...
[08:23] Futaro
    What's going on?
[08:25] Yotsuba
    I-It's happening...
[08:28] Yotsuba
    That's my doppelganger!
[08:30] Yotsuba
    Please don't kill me!
[08:33] Futaro
    Doppelganger? You mean...
[08:35] Futaro
    Oh!
[08:37] Ichika
    I made it in time.
[08:39] Futaro
    Ichika!
[08:41] Futaro
    That was a close one. Thanks.
[08:43] Futaro
    If you hadn't brought Miku...
[08:46] Miku
    I haven't done anything.
[08:51] Itsuki
    Miku!
[08:54] Futaro
    Itsuki, Yotsuba, Ichika, Miku...
[08:59] Futaro
    No...
[09:01] Ichika
    When I arrived at the hotel, I saw Miku
    standing there with a pair of scissors.
[09:06] Ichika
    I don't know what exactly happened,
[09:09] ---
    but she must have had a change of heart.
[09:13] Ichika
    Right, Nino?
[09:15] Ichika
    I can't believe you cut it so short.
[09:18] Ichika
    Did you have you heart broken or something?
[09:20] Nino
    You could say that.
[09:22] Ichika
    By who?!
[09:24] Ichika
    Do you know, Miku?
[09:25] Nino
    What?
[09:25] Miku
    I don't.
[09:26] Nino
    Just so you know, it wasn't you.
[09:29] Futaro
    R-Right.
[09:30] Nino
    Got it?
[09:34] Nino
    Goodbye, Kintaro-kun.
[09:36] Nino
    And goodbye.
[09:42] Nino
    Yotsuba.
[09:44] Nino
    I just did as I was asked.
[09:46] Nino
    Are you happy?
[09:48] Nino
    We didn't have to do this.
[09:50] Nino
    I'm sure she would have understood
    if you'd talked to her honestly.
[09:53] Nino
    You need to change, too.
[09:55] Nino
    It sucks, but it can't be all bad.
[10:00] Yotsuba
    Yeah.
[10:02] Yotsuba
    I'll go.
[10:03] Ichika
    Want me to come with you?
[10:05] Yotsuba
    Thanks, but I'll be all right by myself.
[10:16] Itsuki
    Nino, about the other day...
[10:18] Nino
    Stop.
[10:19] Nino
    Don't apologize.
[10:20] Nino
    You weren't wrong.
[10:22] Nino
    I was the one who was wrong.
[10:25] Nino
    Sorry.
[10:27] Itsuki
    Nino...
[10:28] Nino
    If you were wrong about anything,
[10:31] ---
    it was how hard you hit me.
[10:33] Nino
    That really hurt.
[10:35] Itsuki
    Nino!
[10:37] Itsuki
    Oh, right...
[10:39] Itsuki
    I was going to give this to you
    as a token of my apology.
[10:43] Itsuki
    Presale tickets for the movie
    you said you wanted to see the other day.
[10:47] Itsuki
    Let's go watch it together.
[10:51] Nino
    Jeez, give me a break.
SIGN    Origins of Life:
    Unknown Mysteries
[10:55] Nino
    Why does nothing ever work out
    the way you want it to?
[11:00] Yotsuba
    I'm deeply sorry for the trouble I've caused.
[11:05] Yotsuba
    I've spoken with the track team.
[11:09] Yotsuba
    I'll help them with the meet,
    and then part ways with them.
[11:14] Futaro
    You're still hung up on that?
[11:16] Futaro
    Hurry up and come in.
[11:20] Yotsuba
    Okay!
[11:22] Ichika
    Also, you two...
[11:24] Ichika
    Welcome home.
[11:29] Itsuki & Nino
    We're back.
[11:34] Miku
    It looks like we've all
    finished our problem sets.
[11:38] Ichika
    I don't know if we've leveled up at all.
[11:42] Futaro
    Not to worry.
[11:43] Futaro
    I have a plan.
[11:45] Futaro
    The crib sheet!
[11:49] Itsuki
    I-I didn't think you'd be the kind of person.
[11:52] Yotsuba
    What's the point of getting
    good grades if we have to cheat?!
[11:55] Futaro
    Then study up!
[11:57] Futaro
    I'm whipping you into shape in the last
    two days so you don't have to resort to this!
[12:02] Futaro
    Prepare yourselves!
[12:04] Futaro
    May I move forward with this plan?
[12:08] Nino
    What?
[12:09] Nino
    Why would you even ask after
    how much you've done already?
[12:12] Nino
    I'll do it.
[12:14] Nino
    Thanks.
[12:16] Nino
    Let's get started.
[12:18] Nino
    Hurry up.
[12:19] Yotsuba
    Okay.
[12:24] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    I got all of the questions wrong.
[12:26] (Flashback) Miku
    You said you were smart,
    but you're all talk, huh?
[12:30] (Flashback) Ichika
    Why are you going out of your way for us?
[12:32] (Flashback) Itsuki
    I'm never having you teach me!
[12:35] (Flashback) Nino
    You should never have come into our lives!
[12:46] Miku
    Aren't you glad, Futaro?
[12:52] Futaro
    Not yet. We're just getting started.
[12:57] Miku
    Today's the day.
[12:59] Ichika
    I'm worried.
[13:01] Yotsuba
    We did everything we could.
[13:02] Yotsuba
    Right, Uesugi-san?
[13:04] Yotsuba
    Huh?
[13:05] Yotsuba
    Where's Uesugi-san?
[13:06] Itsuki
    He said he's calling Raiha-chan.
[13:09] Ichika
    Now?
[13:10] Itsuki
    It must be something urgent.
[13:13] Itsuki
    He even borrowed my phone,
[13:16] ---
    because his phone's out of battery.
SIGN    Dad
[13:20] Futaro
    Good luck,
[13:22] Futaro
    Ichika, Nino, Miku, Yotsuba, Itsuki.
[13:28] Futaro
    The five of you together are unstoppable.
[13:37] Itsuki
    This is bad...
[13:39] Ichika
    This is the best we could do
    after how much we studied?
SIGN    Nakano Ichika Japanese | Math | Science | Socials | English | Total 24 47 41 28 36 176 Nakano Nino Japanese | Math | Science | Socials | English | Total 19 22 38 27 45 151 Nakano Miku Japanese | Math | Science | Socials | English | Total 35 41 40 70 20 206 Nakano Yotsuba Japanese | Math | Science | Socials | English | Total 35 15 22 30 26 128 Nakano Itsuki Japanese | Math | Science | Socials | English | Total 43 28 68 26 34 199
[13:42] Miku
    I guess we really are stupid.
[13:45] Yotsuba
    Cheer up, Nino.
[13:47] Nino
    You need to worry about yourself.
[13:50] Itsuki
    Today happens to be tutoring day, too.
[13:52] Itsuki
    I guess we're going to spend today
    reviewing the finals.
[13:57] Itsuki
    Speak of the devil.
[13:59] Miku
    Futaro's going to give us an earful.
[14:02] Yotsuba
    I know.
[14:03] Nino
    Why do you sound so happy about it?
[14:06] Yotsuba
    It's too bad we didn't do better,
[14:08] ---
    but I can't wait to work with you guys again.
[14:12] Itsuki
    Huh?
[14:15] Itsuki
    It wasn't Uesugi-kun.
[14:18] Ebata
    Pardon me.
[14:21] Ichika
    Hey, it's Ebata-san.
[14:23] Miku
    Are you not driving for Dad today?
[14:26] Ebata
    I'm here today as your temporary tutor.
[14:31] Itsuki
    Y-You are?
[14:33] Ichika
    Ebata-san used to be a teacher, after all.
[14:36] Nino
    Is he skimping?
[14:37] Miku
    I wonder if he's sick or something.
[14:41] Ebata
    Uesugi Futaro-sama has quit tutoring.
[14:48] Ebata
    I received word from your
    father the other day
[14:51] ---
    that Uesugi-sama terminating his contract
    as of the exam the other day.
[14:58] Ichika
    Do you mean...
[14:59] Ichika
    Futaro-kun's not coming anymore?
[15:05] Miku
    No way...
[15:08] Nino
    It's because of how we did on the exam.
[15:10] Nino
    Dad said he would...
[15:11] Ebata
    I don't believe that's the case.
[15:14] Ebata
    I'm told that Uesugi-sama
    resigned of his own accord.
[15:19] Yotsuba
    Of his own accord?
[15:22] Miku
    Futaro... Why...
[15:24] Itsuki
    I can't accept this.
[15:26] Itsuki
    I'll call him over and talk to him myself.
[15:29] Ebata
    I'm afraid that will not be possible.
[15:32] Ebata
    Uesugi-sama is forbidden from ever
    setting foot into this home.
[15:37] Ebata
    That is your father's order.
[15:40] Itsuki
    Why would he do that?
[15:42] Miku
    Fine.
[15:43] ---
    I'll go.
[15:45] Miku
    Let me through, Ebata-san.
[15:47] Ebata
    I cannot.
[15:48] Ebata
    Though temporarily, I am
    tasked with tutoring you.
[15:53] Ebata
    I cannot let you go until
    I teach you a certain amount.
[15:59] Nino
    We can go once we're done with this, right?
[16:02] Ebata
    Yes.
[16:03] Ebata
    Please feel free to.
[16:05] Ichika
    These problems are relatively easy.
[16:08] Ichika
    Ebata-san must be going easy on us.
[16:11] Nino
    Yeah.
[16:13] Nino
    I don't know if we could've
    solved these in the past, though.
[16:16] Nino
    It's almost weird how easy the problems are.
[16:19] Nino
    I hate to admit it, but it's all thanks to him.
[16:24] Miku
    One more problem...
[16:26] Miku
    It's just one more problem.
[16:28] Itsuki
    I'm down to the last one, too.
[16:32] Ebata
    I shall have to start a special lesson
[16:35] ---
    if you aren't able to make it
    through those problems.
[16:43] Itsuki
    Um...
[16:45] Itsuki
    Want to look at the crib sheet?
[16:48] Nino
    You mean the one from the final?
[16:50] Itsuki
    Yes.
[16:51] Itsuki
    We should all have it in our pencil cases.
[16:54] Yotsuba
    A-Are you sure about this?
[16:56] Itsuki
    This is an emergency.
[16:57] Itsuki
    The ends will justify the means.
[16:59] Yotsuba
    Itsuki looks like Uesugi-san!
[17:02] Nino
    You sure have changed.
[17:04] Ichika
    I guess I will, too, then.
SIGN    Don't try to take shortcuts to the answer, fools.
[17:08] Ichika
    "Don't try to take shortcuts
    to the answer, fools."
[17:13] Ichika
    Look at that.
[17:14] Ichika
    He never intended to let us
    cheat from the beginning.
[17:18] Miku
    That sounds like Futaro, though.
[17:20] Itsuki
    What do we do now, though?
[17:22] Ichika
    Wait, there's more.
[17:26] Ichika
    "Two"?
[17:27] Nino
    Does he mean me?
SIGN    I'm not going to teach cheaters.
[17:30] Nino
    "I'm not going to teach cheaters."
[17:35] Miku
    "You have to get there
    yourselves from now on."
SIGN    You have to get there yourselves from now on.
[17:38] Yotsuba
    "I'm glad I'm finally done
    with this hell job."
SIGN    I'm glad I'm finally done with this hell job.
[17:47] Ichika
    Itsuki?
SIGN    But it was a pretty fun hell. Later.
[17:49] Itsuki
    "But it was a pretty fun hell. Later."
[17:57] Yotsuba
    I still want Uesugi-san to teach me.
[18:04] Miku
    So do I.
[18:06] Miku
    I need Futaro.
[18:09] Nino
    But he can't come here anymore.
[18:14] Nino
    There's nothing we can do.
[18:19] Ichika
    Guys, can I?
[18:21] Ichika
    I have an idea.
[18:28] Ebata
    Oh? What's the matter?
[18:33] Ichika
    Please, Ebata-san, give us a hand.
[18:45] Ebata
    You've grown up so much.
SIGN    Closing Ceremony
[19:04] Futaro
    Merry Christmas!
[19:06] Futaro
    Would you like to buy some cake?
[19:09] Ichika
    Pardon me.
[19:11] Futaro
    Yes?
[19:12] Futaro
    It's you all!
[19:14] Ichika
    Do you deliver cakes?
[19:16] Ichika
    We'd like one delivered to our home.
[19:18] Futaro
    What?
[19:19] Futaro
    We don't do deliveries.
[19:22] Cake Boss
    Uesugi-kun.
[19:24] Cake Boss
    I'll handle it from here.
[19:26] Cake Boss
    You should go.
[19:27] Futaro
    Wait, Boss!
[19:28] Futaro
    I don't...
[19:29] Cake Boss
    Uesugi-kun.
[19:32] Cake Boss
    Merry Christmas.
[19:40] Futaro
    Hey.
[19:42] Futaro
    This isn't the way to your place.
[19:45] Ichika
    No, it's not.
[19:46] Miku
    This way.
[19:49] Futaro
    Hey, I'm sorry I didn't
    tell you I was quitting.
[19:53] Futaro
    But I can't go back to tutoring anymore.
[19:57] Itsuki
    Look at this.
[19:59] Itsuki
    This is our new tutor.
[20:04] Itsuki
    We wanted you to see this.
[20:08] Futaro
    Y-Yeah? I'm glad it didn't take
    too long to find a new one.
[20:11] Futaro
    A graduate from a university
    in Tokyo and a former teacher.
[20:14] Futaro
    Huh.
[20:15] Futaro
    He seems like he's up to the task.
[20:18] Nino
    Are you happy?
[20:19] Nino
    Are you really just going to leave us
    with the next person and abandon us?
[20:25] Futaro
    I had a second chance,
[20:27] ---
    and I failed to produce results.
[20:29] Futaro
    There's no guarantee
    I'll do better on the next exam.
[20:31] Futaro
    I had to give the job to a professional.
    It's the right thing to do.
[20:34] Futaro
    I can't let you suffer for
    my selfish ends any more.
[20:38] Nino
    You're right.
[20:40] Nino
    You've always been selfish.
[20:42] Nino
    Thanks to that, we had to
    study against our will.
[20:45] Nino
    We had to memorize and
    learn formulas like crazy.
[20:47] Nino
    But we ended up happy when
    we could solve problems.
[20:52] Nino
    It's all your fault that we made it this far!
[20:55] Nino
    You can't stop being selfish now!
[20:57] Nino
    Stop being reserved! It's creepy!
[21:02] Futaro
    Sorry.
[21:03] Futaro
    But I can't go back.
[21:06] Futaro
    I quit.
[21:07] Futaro
    I'm not even allowed to
    go back into your home.
[21:10] Ichika
    Is that a reason?
[21:13] Futaro
    Yeah.
[21:14] Futaro
    Let's just go already.
[21:16] Ichika
    It's all right.
[21:19] Ichika
    Thanks for the cake delivery.
[21:21] Futaro
    No, I'm...
[21:23] Ichika
    We're here.
[21:25] Ichika
    This is our new home.
[21:30] Futaro
    What do you mean?
[21:31] Ichika
    We rented it.
[21:33] Ichika
    I'm making a decent amount
    of money, after all.
[21:36] Ichika
    We're going to be living here from now on.
[21:39] Ichika
    Now there's nothing in our way.
[21:41] Futaro
    You're kidding me.
    You let go of your place just for that?
[21:45] Yotsuba
    Like we talked about before,
    it's not where we are that matters.
[21:50] ---
    It's that the five of us are together!
[21:53] Futaro
    The apartment card keys!
[21:59] (Flashback) Rena
    Goodbye.
[22:00] Futaro
    Shit.
[22:01] (Flashback) Rena
    I think you're someone who's needed now.
[22:02] Futaro
    My life's flashing before my eyes.
[22:04] (Flashback) Rena
    It's been a while.
[22:05] Futaro
    Isn't this all a little too recent, though?
[22:09] (Flashback) Futaro
    If I drowned here...
[22:23] Futaro
    Damn it, you all!
[22:25] Ichika
    What good is it if we all jump in?!
[22:26] Miku
    Are you all right, Futaro?
[22:29] Miku
    Please don't give up after just two tries.
[22:31] Miku
    We can do it this time.
[22:35] Miku
    With you, we can.
SIGN    Academic Success
[22:40] (Flashback) Rena
    Open that once you learn to accept yourself.
[22:44] Yotsuba
    Nino! What's wrong?
[22:47] Nino
    It's too cold! I can't move!
[22:47] ---
    Nino!
[22:52] Futaro
    Can you get up?
[22:55] Futaro
    Hang on.
[23:01] Futaro
    You're all insane.
[23:02] Futaro
    You need to think before you act.
[23:06] Futaro
    I can't deal with idiots.
[23:09] Futaro
    And I'm getting sick of
    trying to be considerate.
[23:14] Futaro
    I'm going to do as I please, too.
[23:17] Futaro
    You'd better put up with my selfishness,
[23:19] Futaro
    all the way to the end.
[23:23] Nino
    No...
[23:24] Nino
    This isn't what I think it is.
[23:28] Ichika
    Since that's settled, let's go inside.
[23:32] Itsuki
    Is the cake safe?!
[23:33] Ichika
    Don't worry.
[23:38] Futaro
    Goodbye, Rena.
[23:43] Miku
    Come on, Futaro.
[23:44] Ichika
    We're going to eat the cake without you.
[23:46] Futaro
    All right.
[23:47] Futaro
    Are you sure, though?
[23:49] Futaro
    How are you going to split it
    into five if I join?
SIGN    Episode 5:
SIGN    Good Work Today
[24:01] Yotsuba
    "Good Work Today."

5 - Good Work Today

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[00:01] Dad
    You were late today, Ebata.
[00:04] Ebata
    I apologize.
[00:06] Dad
    It's fine. But I must ask...
[00:08] Ebata
    Why are you dressed that way?
[00:12] Dad
    Whatever makes you happy.
[00:15] Futaro
    Yes, all five are working hard.
[00:17] (Flashback) Dad
    I see.
[00:19] (Flashback) Dad
    Then I expect good things from their finals.
[00:22] Futaro
    May I say something?
[00:25] (Flashback) Futaro
    I have a bit of a selfish request.
[00:27] Dad
    What is it?
[00:29] (Flashback) Futaro
    I'd like to quit tutoring as of today.
[00:33] Futaro
    Are you aware that Nino and Itsuki
    got in a fight and ran away from home?
[00:39] (Flashback) Dad
    I never heard about this.
[00:41] (Flashback) Dad
    Have they resolved their issues?
[00:43] Futaro
    Yes.
[00:44] (Flashback) Dad
    Great.
[00:45] Dad
    Goodbye.
[00:46] (Flashback) Futaro
    Is that it?
[00:48] (Flashback) Futaro
    Aren't you curious about
    why they got in a fight?
[00:51] (Flashback) Futaro
    Don't you care to know what they're
    thinking or what's bothering them?
[00:56] (Flashback) Futaro
    Oh, sorry, I shouldn't talk
    like that to my employer.
[01:00] Futaro
    Oh, wait, I'm quitting.
[01:03] (Flashback) Futaro
    Why don't you try acting
    like a father for once?!
[01:06] Futaro
    Asshole!
[01:11] Dad
    Uesugi-kun... You've gone and done it now.
[01:14] Dad
    But...
[01:16] Dad
    I won't give my daughters to a man like you.
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets ∫∫
SIGN    Good Work Today
SIGN    Happy New Year
[02:58] ---
    New Year's
    Allowance
[02:58] Raiha
    Thank you, Grandpa!
[03:01] Futaro
    I'd always gotten allowances until last year.
[03:04] Futaro
    I should have stayed home to study.
[03:07] Raiha
    "Good fortune"!
[03:08] Raiha
    Yay!
[03:10] Raiha
    What about you, Onii-chan?
[03:12] Futaro
    I don't need my fortune told
    to know how my year's going to be.
[03:16] Futaro
    Ever since I met those girls,
    I've always had...
SIGN    Worst Luck
[03:19] Futaro
    the worst luck.
[03:29] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san and Raiha-chan!
[03:32] Nino
    Why are you always around?
[03:34] Yotsuba
    Why don't you stop by our place?
[03:36] Futaro
    Nah, we'll pass.
[03:37] Raiha
    I'll go!
SIGN    Nakano
[03:41] TV
    I love you, too.
[03:46] Itsuki
    They kissed...
[03:47] Nino
    It's so romantic.
[03:50] Futaro
    Why did you even invite us over?
[03:52] Ichika
    Come on, it's the new year. Let's relax.
[03:56] Miku
    Happy New Year, Futaro.
[04:00] Miku
    I made a New Year's meal.
[04:01] Miku
    Want some?
[04:08] Yotsuba
    Huh?
[04:08] Yotsuba
    What's wrong, Raiha-chan?
[04:10] Raiha
    Um...
[04:11] Raiha
    I think I had the wrong idea about you all.
[04:15] Raiha
    I'd heard your family was really rich.
[04:18] Yotsuba
    O-Oh, well, things happened.
[04:22] Ichika
    Sorry we don't really have much.
[04:25] Nino
    We have to return the kimonos
    to our landlord, too.
[04:28] Ichika
    Anyway, you can make yourself at home.
[04:31] Raiha
    Okay.
[04:32] Futaro
    Are you guys sure you're all right?
[04:35] Nino
    Hey.
[04:36] Nino
    Why are you sitting over there?
[04:39] Nino
    Isn't it cold?
[04:41] Nino
    Get in the kotatsu.
[04:44] Futaro
    Okay, Raiha, go.
[04:45] Ichika
    Come on, don't be shy.
[04:47] Ichika
    I'll give you a massage.
[04:49] Ichika
    You must be tired.
[04:52] Ichika
    No, I'm not really tired.
[04:55] Miku
    No fair, Ichika.
[04:56] Ichika
    First come, first served.
[04:58] Yotsuba
    I get his arms, then!
[04:59] Nino
    Oh, fine.
[05:01] Itsuki
    I'd like to massage his legs, then.
[05:08] Raiha
    Onii-chan's popular all of a sudden!
[05:12] Raiha
    Mom, spring has come early for Onii-chan.
[05:16] Futaro
    What are you guys plotting?
[05:18] Yotsuba
    Urp.
[05:19] Yotsuba
    I-It's nothing.
[05:21] Miku
    We're just thanking you for everything.
[05:23] Futaro
    Liar!
[05:24] Nino
    You always work so hard.
[05:26] Futaro
    Something's really fishy.
[05:28] Itsuki
    Please have some of my food, if you'd like.
[05:31] Futaro
    Way too fishy.
[05:32] Yotsuba
    Why don't we play fukuwarai to
    get into the New Year's spirit?
[05:35] Yotsuba
    We made a quintuplets version!
[05:38] Futaro
    That's way too hard!
[05:39] Miku
    Um...
[05:41] Miku
    There's something we'd
    like to discuss with you.
[05:43] Yotsuba
    It's too early for that!
[05:45] Ichika
    Why don't we all go to the other room?
[05:50] Futaro
    What are they scheming?
[05:54] Nino
    What should we do?
[05:55] ---
    I don't think it bothers him at all.
[05:58] Yotsuba
    I'd feel bad, though.
[06:01] Yotsuba
    We're asking him to continue
    teaching us without pay.
[06:06] Miku
    I want to do something for him.
[06:08] Ichika
    And I don't want to depend on
    Father, if we can avoid it.
[06:11] Itsuki
    But what is there that we could do for him?
[06:22] Itsuki
    Th-That's inappropriate!
[06:23] Nino
    You were thinking the
    same thing, weren't you?
[06:27] Ichika
    I can't imagine that'd make Futaro-kun happy.
[06:30] Nino
    Who knows? He's a guy, after all.
[06:33] Nino
    You're an actress, aren't you?
    You could give him a peck on the cheek.
[06:36] Ichika
    Wh-What exactly do you think actresses do?
[06:39] Ichika
    B-But I mean, in that case...
[06:41] Ichika
    What about you, Miku?
[06:43] Miku
    Me?
[06:45] Miku
    And Futaro...
[06:49] Miku
    Futaro.
[06:50] Miku
    Smooch.
[06:51] Futaro
    Miku!
[06:53] Futaro
    You've really led me on.
[06:55] Futaro
    You can't stop me now.
[06:58] Miku
    N-No, Futaro.
[07:01] Miku
    Stop.
[07:02] Miku
    Wait, don't stop.
[07:04] Nino
    You stop!
[07:06] Yotsuba
    Uh...
[07:07] Yotsuba
    What are you all talking about?
[07:09] Itsuki
    Why not just do something
    normal and cook for him?
[07:12] Itsuki
    You're good at cooking, Nino.
[07:14] ---
    Make him some snacks or something.
[07:19] Nino
    I can't.
[07:20] Nino
    I was finally getting over it.
[07:23] Ichika
    Why don't we just go tell him
    what's going on?
[07:28] Futaro
    Ichika.
[07:30] Futaro
    Don't move.
[07:31] Ichika
    Wh-What?
[07:33] Ichika
    No!
[07:35] Futaro
    I knew it!
[07:37] Futaro
    This is Ichika's mouth.
[07:39] Futaro
    No doubt.
[07:40] Raiha
    I'm pretty sure it's this one.
[07:44] Yotsuba
    You guys are playing!
[07:48] Raiha
    We changed the rules, though.
[07:50] Futaro
    Yotsuba, what about this?
[07:53] Raiha
    Let's see...
[07:55] Futaro
    Uesugi-san, you have cream on your face.
[08:01] Raiha
    O-Onii-chan! Yotsuba-san!
[08:04] Yotsuba
    Let's just call that peck on the cheek
    a payment for your tutoring.
[08:08] Miku
    I didn't expect that from Yotsuba.
[08:10] Miku
    She caught me off-guard.
[08:12] Yotsuba
    I'm dead!
[08:14] Futaro
    Payment?
[08:15] Itsuki
    About that...
[08:17] Itsuki
    We aren't in any position to
    compensate you fairly right now.
[08:22] Futaro
    Oh, you could have said so.
[08:27] Futaro
    I'm just doing it because I want to.
[08:29] Futaro
    Don't worry about paying me.
[08:31] Itsuki
    Uesugi-kun.
[08:33] Futaro
    You can just give me a cut
    when you make it big.
[08:36] Futaro
    But I want it in writing! Five thousand yen
    per person per day of tutoring!
[08:40] Futaro
    And I will collect, right down to the last yen!
[08:42] Nino
    Right, that's how he is.
[08:44] Futaro
    And all five of you are here right now.
[08:47] Futaro
    Let's get cracking on the winter homework!
[08:50] Futaro
    Winter homework, huh?
[08:55] Miku
    Futaro.
[08:56] Nino
    You underestimate us.
[08:58] Nino
    We've all done our homework already.
[09:02] Futaro
    Oh.
[09:03] Futaro
    Well, let's just make it a
    regular study session, then.
[09:07] Raiha
    Onii-chan.
[09:08] Raiha
    I'm going to go home
    so I don't get in the way.
[09:10] Futaro
    O-Okay.
[09:11] Futaro
    Stay safe.
[09:17] Miku
    Futaro.
[09:18] Miku
    Can you help me with this bit?
[09:20] Futaro
    Let's see.
[09:22] Futaro
    "Provide examples of words ending with -ish"?
[09:25] Futaro
    -ish is a suffix that means "approximately,"
    or kind of. So you have "pinkish"...
[09:29] Futaro
    "Bookish," "thickish"...
    There's also peckish, but that's...
[09:36] Miku
    What?
[09:38] Nino
    Nothing.
[09:38] Nino
    It's nothing.
[09:40] Ichika
    Hey, Ichika, wake up.
[09:43] Ichika
    Sorry.
[09:45] Ichika
    I'm not... sleeping.
[09:48] Futaro
    Yeah, you are!
[09:49] Futaro
    Hey.
[09:51] Nino
    Let her sleep for a while.
[09:53] Nino
    Ichika's been working even more than before.
[09:57] Itsuki
    She is paying our bills and expenses.
[10:00] Miku
    It's all thanks to Ichika that we
    get to have you here to teach us.
[10:05] Futaro
    But what's the point
    if she can't focus on studying?
[10:09] Futaro
    Hey, wake...
[10:10] Itsuki
    Guys...
[10:11] Itsuki
    Why don't we work, too?
[10:17] Futaro
    Do you have any work experience?
[10:19] Itsuki
    I-I do not.
[10:21] Futaro
    Will you have time to both study and work?
[10:23] Futaro
    All of you are struggling to even pass.
[10:27] Itsuki
    I'll work as a tutor, like you do.
[10:32] Itsuki
    I'll teach as I study.
[10:33] Itsuki
    That way, I can improve
    my academics, too.
[10:36] Itsuki
    It's two birds with one stone.
[10:37] Futaro
    Please don't.
[10:39] Futaro
    I'd feel sorry for your students.
[10:42] Yotsuba
    How about working at a supermarket, then?
[10:45] Futaro
    You'd be fired instantly.
[10:46] Miku
    I want to try working at a maid café.
[10:49] Yotsuba
    You might be surprisingly popular.
[10:50] Nino
    Permission denied!
[10:52] Nino
    You'd probably be
    a dominatrix, right, Nino?
[10:54] Nino
    What's that supposed to mean?
[10:56] Yotsuba
    Nino would work in food service, right?
[10:59] Nino
    If I had to choose, sure.
[11:01] Yotsuba
    It's always been your dream
    to open your own shop.
[11:06] ---
    First I've heard of it.
[11:08] Nino
    It's just a silly idea I had as a kid.
[11:10] Nino
    Don't take it too seriously.
[11:12] Itsuki
    I know a good cake shop.
[11:16] Futaro
    Mille-feuille.
[11:17] Futaro
    Eclairs.
[11:18] Futaro
    Mont Blanc.
[11:20] Nino
    Merci beaucoup.
[11:22] Nino
    No!
[11:26] Futaro
    I've worked several jobs so far,
[11:29] ---
    but they all took some commitment.
[11:32] Futaro
    Don't underestimate work!
[11:34] Futaro
    Now's the time to study!
[11:43] Miku
    Futaro!
[11:44] Itsuki
    Ichika! Please stop taking your
    clothes off in your sleep!
[11:47] Nino
    Look away! Pervert!
[11:48] Futaro
    Me?!
[11:54] Futaro
    I underestimated this job.
SIGN    Minimum one shift per week! Teach in any subject you're comfortable
SIGN    Fun home tutoring (Minimum two days per week,
    one shift each!) No experience needed!
[12:06] ---
    Father
[12:10] Itsuki
    Hello?
[12:10] Dad
    It's been a while, Itsuki-kun.
[12:13] Itsuki
    Father.
[12:16] Futaro
    Well? What do you think of my pie?
[12:18] Futaro
    It's just like yours, boss!
[12:20] Futaro
    Give me a raise, please!
[12:23] Boss
    Give it a taste.
[12:28] Futaro
    It's underdone.
[12:30] Futaro
    I shouldn't be talking trash about Miku.
[12:33] Boss
    Looks like it'll be a while before
    I can let you in the kitchen.
[12:36] Boss
    Oh, that reminds me...
[12:38] Boss
    Uesugi-kun, you can leave now.
[12:42] Futaro
    No...
[12:43] Futaro
    Are you firing me?
[12:44] Boss
    We're closing at noon today.
[12:47] Boss
    We're renting the shop out
    for a movie shoot.
[12:51] Futaro
    You could have told me sooner.
[12:54] Person A
    Hello!
[12:56] Person A
    Looking forward to working with you today.
[12:58] Boss
    If the movie takes off,
[13:00] ---
    the fans will be coming in
    droves to visit the site.
[13:04] Boss
    We'll have a pick with our business name
    in the cakes that will be on the screen.
[13:10] Futaro
    I wish I had his insatiable hunger.
[13:14] Person A
    That looks so good.
[13:15] Person B
    I look forward to working with you.
[13:17] Boss
    H-Hi.
[13:19] Futaro
    I should go home.
[13:24] Ichika
    Thank you for having us.
[13:30] Director
    Scene 37-4.
[13:32] Director
    Action!
[13:34] Ichika
    I've always wanted to try this cake shop.
[13:40] Person A
    Now's not the time, Tamako!
[13:43] Ichika
    Huh? What do you mean?
[13:45] Person B
    That's the cursed reply.
[13:48] Person C
    They say if you get one, you die.
[13:51] Ichika
    I'm too dumb to know
    what you're talking about.
[13:56] Ichika
    Let's just have some cake!
[14:05] Futaro
    What, Tamako-chan?
[14:07] Ichika
    Futaro-kun,
[14:09] ---
    would you mind not watching?
    It's embarrassing.
[14:12] Futaro
    Why would you take up embarrassing work?
[14:14] Ichika
    I'm trying not to tell the others,
[14:17] ---
    but we're running out of savings.
[14:19] Ichika
    I mean, it turns out food and power
    is a lot more expensive than I thought.
[14:24] Ichika
    So I decided to accept any work I can find.
[14:28] Ichika
    I have to be strong for the girls.
[14:31] Ichika
    So don't try to stop me.
[14:33] Futaro
    I'm not going to dismiss your efforts.
[14:36] Futaro
    And I'm grateful to you for giving me
    an opportunity to continue tutoring.
[14:42] Futaro
    But I'm sure you could do better.
[14:45] Futaro
    Isn't this job still pretty unprofitable
    for how much it ties you down?
[14:51] Person A
    Nakano-san, we're ready to start rolling.
[14:54] Ichika
    Coming.
[15:00] Ichika
    Yummy!
[15:03] Director
    Cut!
[15:04] Director
    That was good.
[15:05] Director
    That one was good, but why
    don't we try another take?
[15:08] Ichika
    Okay.
[15:10] Futaro
    I wish the others could see her
    being so ditzy.
[15:14] Person A
    I hope you don't mind us using
    this pie for one more take.
[15:18] Futaro
    Sure.
[15:21] Futaro
    The pick's missing.
[15:25] Futaro
    It's the dud that I made!
[15:27] Director
    Ready! Action!
[15:36] Ichika
    Yummy!
[15:39] Director
    Nice! That was great!
[15:49] Futaro
    You got Problem 5 wrong.
[15:53] Ichika
    You caught me.
[15:55] Futaro
    You don't have anything to hide.
[15:57] Ichika
    These things are only cool
    when done in secret.
SIGN    Final script
SIGN    Nakano Ichika
[16:01] Futaro
    Are you done with your script?
[16:03] Ichika
    Yeah.
[16:04] Ichika
    I memorized the whole thing already.
[16:06] Futaro
    Why can't you use that skill for studying?
[16:10] Ichika
    The curse kills me in the first part,
    so I don't have that many lines.
[16:14] Futaro
    You die a lot, huh?
[16:17] Ichika
    Oh, yeah.
[16:19] Ichika
    Is the cake here all right?
[16:21] Ichika
    If I'm being kind, it was unique.
[16:23] Ichika
    If I'm being brutal, it was
    like Miku's home cooking.
[16:26] Futaro
    Sorry about that.
[16:28] Futaro
    But you saved my skin.
[16:30] Futaro
    That was an impressive lie.
[16:31] Futaro
    You surprise me.
[16:33] Ichika
    It's called acting.
[16:35] Futaro
    It's true that you surprised me, though.
[16:39] Futaro
    I mean, well...
[16:42] Futaro
    Y-You're kind of growing into
    your job as an actress.
[16:45] Futaro
    She's asleep!
[16:47] Futaro
    Jeez.
[16:49] Futaro
    She almost had me saying
    something smug to her.
[16:52] Futaro
    Man, I'm amazed you can hide your
    embarrassment in front of so many people.
[16:58] Futaro
    I really wish the others could see you.
[17:02] Futaro
    Good work, Ichika.
[17:07] Ichika
    I hate that I'm even acting
    in this moment...
[17:11] Ichika
    Now I really am lying.
[17:14] Ichika
    But I couldn't let him see my face right now.
SIGN    Hikarihime
    Delicious Rice
    First-class
[17:26] Futaro
    So heavy!
[17:27] Futaro
    Stay calm...
[17:28] Futaro
    Remember your mechanics! The most
    efficient way of carrying this load is...
[17:33] Futaro
    I can't!
[17:34] Futaro
    I'll carry it.
[17:37] Nino
    Hurry up, you bag handlers.
[17:41] Futaro
    Jeez.
[17:42] Futaro
    Why'd you call me out at this hour?
[17:45] Nino
    They're having a sale today.
[17:47] Nino
    And you should be able
    to carry that yourself.
[17:49] Futaro
    You carry it, then.
[17:51] Nino
    Oh, right...
[17:53] Nino
    Miku asked me to buy these.
[17:55] Futaro
    She's eating all that?
[17:57] Nino
    You're pretty dense for
    someone who's so smart.
[18:00] Yotsuba
    It's so early, too. It's only January.
[18:03] Nino
    Okay, let's go.
[18:05] Yotsuba
    Wait, Nino.
[18:08] Yotsuba
    Can you hold this for a sec?
[18:09] ---
    Hey—
[18:13] Futaro
    I told you!
[18:14] Futaro
    Hold on tight.
[18:18] Yotsuba
    There.
[18:19] Yotsuba
    Sorry, Nino.
[18:21] Nino
    Y-Yeah.
[18:28] Nino
    Something's weird lately.
[18:30] Nino
    Maybe I haven't gotten over Kintaro-kun yet.
[18:36] Nino
    It doesn't make sense otherwise.
[18:38] Nino
    Yeah.
[18:40] Nino
    There's no way...
[18:42] Nino
    There's no way this guy's my prince!
[18:48] Futaro
    What?
[18:49] Nino
    Nothing.
[18:50] Yotsuba
    Nino, look.
[18:56] Dad
    Excuse me.
[18:57] Dad
    Bring us every kind of sandwich you have.
[19:00] Person A
    Certainly.
[19:00] Itsuki
    Don't worry about me.
[19:03] Dad
    You don't want anything?
[19:06] Itsuki
    I'll take them. Thank you.
[19:08] Dad
    Good girl.
[19:10] Dad
    You're amenable and quick
    to understand, Itsuki-kun.
[19:13] Dad
    I believe that's what is meant
    when one is called "intelligent."
[19:20] Nino
    I knew it. It's Dad.
[19:22] Yotsuba
    Why is he with Itsuki?
[19:24] Futaro
    That was definitely him.
[19:26] Futaro
    That was him at the hospital back then.
[19:30] Futaro
    That man is their father?
[19:34] Dad
    Now, Itsuki-kun...
[19:36] Dad
    I'll turn a blind eye to the mistake
    you girls have made.
[19:40] Dad
    Come back home with the others immediately.
[19:42] Dad
    Inform all of your sisters.
[19:45] Itsuki
    Does that include him as well?
[19:49] Dad
    You mean Uesugi-kun?
[19:51] Dad
    This is a family matter.
[19:53] Dad
    He's an outsider in every sense.
[19:56] Dad
    And, to be honest,
[19:58] Dad
    I hate him.
[20:03] Itsuki
    That's so childish!
[20:05] Nino
    What did you do to Dad?
[20:07] Futaro
    I-I dunno.
[20:08] Futaro
    G-Gee, I'm not sure.
[20:11] Itsuki
    We can't go home yet.
[20:13] Itsuki
    He's far too involved in this
    to call him an outsider.
[20:18] Dad
    Then how about this:
[20:19] ---
    I'll allow Uesugi-kun back into the home,
[20:22] ---
    and ask him to continue tutoring.
[20:26] Dad
    But he'll be working alongside
    a professional tutor.
[20:30] Dad
    He'll be acting as her support.
[20:33] Itsuki
    But we're all working so hard.
[20:36] Dad
    Do you even suppose, if Uesugi-kun was
    brought back in as your tutor as before,
[20:41] ---
    that Yotsuba-kun could earn a passing grade?
[20:48] Dad
    From what I've seen of her grades in
    the second term, I have very little hope.
[20:55] Nino
    No.
[20:57] Nino
    You'll only make things worse if you go.
[21:00] Futaro
    But...
[21:04] Itsuki
    Y-You're right.
[21:08] Itsuki
    We'll have a better chance with two tutors.
[21:11] Yotsuba
    We can do it.
[21:13] Itsuki
    Yotsuba!
[21:14] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san and the five of us can do it.
[21:18] Yotsuba
    I want the six of us to pull it off.
[21:21] Yotsuba
    So please, believe in us.
[21:23] Yotsuba
    We won't make the same mistake again.
[21:26] Dad
    And if you do?
[21:29] Dad
    I would rather not say this out loud,
[21:32] ---
    but I've made an arrangement
    with an acquaintance
[21:34] ---
    who is a board member at a high school that
    would allow you to enroll as third-years.
[21:39] Dad
    If you fail on the next exam,
    I'll have you transfer to that school.
[21:44] Dad
    If you insist on doing things your way,
    the responsibility is all yours.
[21:48] Dad
    I hope you understand.
[21:52] Itsuki
    Understood.
[21:55] Dad
    I knew you would, Itsuki-kun.
[21:58] ---
    Then I'll finalize the arrangements.
[22:00] Itsuki
    No.
[22:02] Itsuki
    We'll accept the condition that we
    transfer schools if we don't make it.
[22:05] Itsuki
    I'm sorry I'm not an amenable,
    understanding, intelligent child.
[22:14] Dad
    It seems that the duty of a parent is to
    hear the selfish demands of their children.
[22:19] Dad
    And it's also the duty of a parent
    to scold their selfishness.
[22:23] Dad
    This is your last chance.
SIGN    Episode 6:
SIGN    The Last Exam
SIGN    "The Last Exam."

6 - The Last Exam

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[00:00] Dad
    This is your last chance.
[00:06] Futaro
    He's gone.
[00:08] Itsuki
    Uesugi-kun! Did you see all that?
[00:11] Futaro
    He's as scary a dad as I imagined.
[00:14] Nino
    Yeah.
[00:16] Nino
    He's absolutely in the right.
[00:18] Nino
    But some things matter more than being right.
[00:21] Futaro
    I never thought he'd bring up transferring.
[00:25] Futaro
    Now I really can't afford to fail.
[00:27] Itsuki
    I'm sorry for getting you caught up
    in our family matters.
[00:32] Yotsuba
    I don't want to transfer.
[00:34] Futaro
    But that's not my concern.
[00:37] Futaro
    Whether it's your circumstances,
    or your family's circumstances,
[00:40] ---
    or your previous school,
    or this transfer ultimatum...
[00:43] Futaro
    None of it matters.
[00:44] Futaro
    I'm going to do as I please.
[00:47] Futaro
    And I'm going to make you all pass!
[00:49] Futaro
    I'm going to make you all graduate
    with your heads held high.
[00:52] Futaro
    That's all I'm thinking about!
[00:56] Itsuki
    That's encouraging.
SIGN    The Last Exam
SIGN    Final Exams
[01:05] Itsuki
    I have my promise with Father,
[01:08] ---
    but unless I can pass this exam
    and move on to the next grade,
[01:13] ---
    my dreams won't matter.
[01:15] Miku
    Passing isn't my only goal on this exam.
[01:19] Miku
    I decided back on that day that
    I would beat my sisters.
[01:25] Ichika
    Don't think about anything else.
[01:27] Ichika
    I need to focus on passing.
[01:31] Nino
    This can't be...
[01:33] Nino
    This can't be happening.
[01:34] Nino
    Me? With him*, of all people?
[01:37] Yotsuba
    I've kept messing up until now.
[01:40] Yotsuba
    But please, gods of studying,
    give me your strength this time.
[01:46] Yotsuba
    We all worked so hard together!
[01:53] Futaro
    We have two months until final exams.
[01:55] Futaro
    Let's get started with our lessons, everyone!
[01:58] Itsuki
    Please do begin!
[02:00] Itsuki
    And find out for us what we
    need to do to pass the exams!
[02:04] Futaro
    Y-Yeah.
[02:06] Futaro
    I'm glad you're enthusiastic.
[02:07] Futaro
    Anyway, let's start.
[02:09] Futaro
    Our goal is to get over 30 percent!
[02:12] Nino
    What's the matter?
[02:14] Itsuki
    Maybe he's been reading something dirty.
[02:17] Futaro
    It's her fault.
[02:19] Futaro
    She's been force feeding me
    chocolates lately for some reason.
[02:22] Miku
    I brought some again.
[02:24] Nino
    Hey, I've been craving something sweet.
[02:27] Miku
    I'm not giving you any.
[02:28] Nino
    What? Quit being so greedy.
[02:33] Miku
    I'm not.
[02:34] Miku
    Not yet.
[02:35] Miku
    Have all of these and tell me what you think.
[02:37] Futaro
    What kind of punishment is this?
[02:46] Ichika
    You're still up?
[02:48] Miku
    Ichika.
[02:49] Miku
    Did I wake you? Sorry.
[02:51] Ichika
    You must have a good idea of
    Futaro-kun's tastes by now.
[02:56] Miku
    So you realized.
[02:58] Miku
    I don't like sweet stuff,
    so I don't know what to do.
SIGN    Menacing
[03:02] Miku
    I'm making test batches.
[03:04] Ichika
    Uh...
[03:05] Ichika
    I see a skull icon.
[03:07] Miku
    This is the safe kind of skull icon.
[03:10] Ichika
    What's a "safe kind" of skull icon?
[03:12] Ichika
    Why don't you try a simpler recipe?
[03:15] Ichika
    Just melt and mold it.
[03:20] Ichika
    I'm not particularly good at cooking, either.
[03:23] Ichika
    Oh, right.
[03:25] Ichika
    I know someone who's a great cook.
[03:29] Ichika
    Why don't you have them teach you?
[03:32] Futaro
    We're a week into the third term.
[03:35] Futaro
    We have a Sunday to work with.
[03:37] Futaro
    Now's the time to buckle down.
[03:39] Futaro
    So why isn't Itsuki here?!
[03:41] Futaro
    "Please do begin!"
[03:42] Futaro
    "And find out for us"...
[03:44] Futaro
    What ever happened to that?!
[03:46] Ichika
    There, there.
[03:47] Miku
    Calm down.
[03:48] Yotsuba
    Where did she go, though?
[03:51] Nino
    Itsuki has that thing, remember?
[03:54] Nino
    It's that day for her.
[03:57] Futaro
    Huh? What are you talking about?
[03:59] Futaro
    Just say it!
[04:00] Miku
    He's asking straight-up.
[04:02] Ichika
    You sure are insensitive, aren't you?
[04:06] Yotsuba
    Well, it's hard to talk about, but...
SIGN    Menacing
[04:10] Futaro
    What is it?
[04:11] Futaro
    Is it more important than exams?
[04:14] Futaro
    If it isn't, I'll kill her.
[04:17] Yotsuba
    Well...
[04:19] Yotsuba
    A girl has...
[04:19] Nino
    No, it's the day Mother died.
[04:24] Futaro
    But wait, she was your mother, too.
[04:28] Yotsuba
    To be accurate, it isn't today.
[04:31] Yotsuba
    Mother passed away on August 14th.
[04:35] Futaro
    So, like, the monthiversary?
[04:37] Nino
    Yeah.
[04:38] Nino
    She's devoted to visiting her grave
    every month on the fourteenth.
[04:43] Futaro
    Devoted, huh?
[04:46] Futaro
    Itsuki, is that really the only reason?
[04:50] Itsuki
    Am I ever going to be like you, Mother?
[04:55] Shimoda
    Hey, I don't see other people here often.
[04:59] Itsuki
    Um...
[05:01] Itsuki
    Nice to meet you.
[05:03] Shimoda
    Sensei?
[05:07] Shimoda
    Sorry, you look so much like Sensei,
    I thought you were her.
[05:13] Shimoda
    But thinking about it,
    she's been dead for a long time.
[05:17] Shimoda
    That's not a nice thing to say
    in front of her daughter, huh?
[05:20] Shimoda
    Forgive me.
[05:22] Shimoda
    There must be a reason
    we bumped into each other here.
[05:24] Shimoda
    I'll buy you as much as you like, to show
    my appreciation for your mother.
[05:28] Itsuki
    A-As much as I like?!
[05:36] Itsuki
    U-Um...
[05:37] Itsuki
    Shimoda-san, are you my mother's...
[05:39] Shimoda
    I was her student.
[05:41] Shimoda
    I've lost count of how
    many times she smacked me.
[05:45] Itsuki
    That's the thing.
[05:46] Itsuki
    Could you please tell me
    what kind of person my mother was?
[05:50] Shimoda
    You don't remember?
[05:52] Shimoda
    It was only five years ago.
    Surely you were old enough.
[05:54] Itsuki
    Yes, but...
[05:57] Itsuki
    I only know how my mother was at home.
[06:00] Itsuki
    I want to know what kind of
    person she was as a teacher.
[06:06] Shimoda
    She was unfriendly. She never
    tried to be nice to students.
[06:10] Shimoda
    I never saw her smile at school.
[06:15] Itsuki
    The students must have been
    terrified of her, then.
[06:18] Shimoda
    Nope. Believe it or not, we weren't.
[06:22] Shimoda
    She could be as fierce
    and expressionless as she pleased.
[06:26] Shimoda
    Hell, we loved her for it.
[06:28] Shimoda
    Sensei was just that damn super beautiful.
[06:33] Itsuki
    Super beautiful?
[06:36] Shimoda
    She even had a fan club.
[06:38] Shimoda
    The boys at school were utterly smitten.
[06:41] Itsuki
    Utterly smitten? Really?
[06:43] Shimoda
    Given how much you resemble her,
    you're probably popular, too.
[06:46] Itsuki
    M-Me? Absolutely not!
[06:48] Shimoda
    Anyway, she was so pretty
    that even I fell for her.
[06:53] Shimoda
    We delinquents revered her
    for her expressionless wallops.
[07:00] Shimoda
    But there was always a certain
    righteousness to it.
[07:04] Shimoda
    We'd eventually fall in love with
    more than just her appearance.
[07:08] Shimoda
    All I remember of her for the entire year
    was how she scolded us.
[07:12] Shimoda
    But without that year,
[07:15] ---
    I wouldn't have wanted to be a teacher
    or become a cram school instructor.
[07:23] Itsuki
    You've helped me come to
    a decision, Shimoda-san.
SIGN    Second-Year Post-Secondary Career Path Survey
SIGN    First choice
SIGN    Second choice
SIGN    Third choice
[07:27] Itsuki
    If I can follow in my mother's footsteps,
    just like you did,
[07:31] ---
    then my answer is obvious.
[07:34] Shimoda
    Just a second.
[07:36] Shimoda
    It's great that you admire your mother.
[07:39] Shimoda
    And there's nothing wrong with trying
    to become like someone you admire.
[07:44] Shimoda
    That's what I did, too.
[07:46] Shimoda
    But you aren't just trying to
    become your mother, are you?
[07:51] Shimoda
    There are plenty of other ways to do that.
[07:53] Shimoda
    That said, no one has the right to tell
    you what what your dreams should be.
[07:58] Shimoda
    Go for it, if there's a reason
    you want to become a teacher.
[08:03] Itsuki
    I...
[08:12] Nino
    Huh?
[08:13] Nino
    What are you doing all by yourself?
[08:14] Miku
    Nino.
[08:16] Miku
    I thought you had a study group
    at school today.
[08:19] Nino
    Ichika made me come back.
[08:21] Miku
    Wait, are you the person
    she was talking about?
[08:25] Ichika
    Go get 'em, Miku.
[08:27] Ichika
    Now she'll have no trouble*
    giving him V-Day chocolates.
[08:31] Ichika
    As dense as he is,
    even Futaro-kun's sure to be surprised.
[08:36] Ichika
    Why did I end up liking him?
[08:39] Futaro
    What are you doing?
[08:40] Futaro
    Are you all right?
[08:41] Ichika
    Futaro?!
[08:43] Nino
    What was that?
[08:47] Futaro
    What the heck are you doing?
[08:48] Ichika
    Shoot.
[08:49] Ichika
    Wh-Wh-Why...
[08:51] Futaro
    Yotsuba said she forgot her reference
    book at home, so I'm here to get it.
[08:55] Ichika
    O-Oh, I think I threw that away the other day.
[08:59] Futaro
    What?!
[09:00] Ichika
    I'll go buy another one.
[09:01] Futaro
    Hey!
[09:01] Ichika
    Come with me.
[09:04] Nino
    What is this?!
[09:05] Nino
    It looks disgusting.
[09:06] Nino
    This is horrible.
[09:08] Nino
    Who's going to enjoy anything like this?
[09:11] Nino
    You're a double whammy of bad taste buds
    and bad with your hands.
[09:14] Nino
    Just give up and buy some
    chocolates from the store.
[09:18] Miku
    Shut up!
[09:21] Miku
    Shut up.
[09:25] Nino
    They say love is the best ingredient, though.
[09:26] Nino
    All that matters is that you made it.
[09:28] Nino
    Besides, it's a bit endearing
    if it's not perfect.
[09:31] Nino
    This one's cute, like a bug!
[09:34] Miku
    Futaro won't eat my food lately.
[09:38] Miku
    I think I know why.
[09:40] Miku
    And I know I'm not good at it.
[09:43] Miku
    But I want to.
[09:45] Miku
    I want to make chocolates
    that he can't resist.
[09:49] Miku
    I'd like you to teach me.
[09:51] Miku
    Please.
[09:55] ---
    All the moisture's gone.
[09:57] Nino
    You're turning up the heat too much.
[09:59] Nino
    And you used dairy cream without
    heating it up first, didn't you?
[10:03] Nino
    The texture's awful.
[10:05] Nino
    Jeez.
[10:06] Nino
    What a pain.
[10:09] Nino
    Get set up.
[10:17] Nino
    You're such a pain, you know that?
SIGN    Mathematics
SIGN    S
    i
    m
    p
    l
    i
    f
    i
    e
    d
[10:23] Futaro
    Found it. It's this one.
[10:25] Ichika
    Boohoo...
[10:26] Ichika
    Why is this happening?
[10:29] Futaro
    It's pretty expensive.
[10:30] Futaro
    Can you afford it?
[10:31] Ichika
    U-Um...
[10:33] Ichika
    Don't worry about it.
[10:34] Ichika
    I'll go buy it.
[10:36] Ichika
    Huh?
[10:37] Ichika
    What about that book?
[10:38] Futaro
    Oh, this is...
[10:40] Ichika
    Is it actually something dirty?!
[10:42] Futaro
    Hey!
SIGN    How to Become
    A Good Teacher
[10:44] Futaro
    I haven't decided to buy it yet.
[10:46] Ichika
    Wow.
[10:47] Ichika
    You want to become a good teacher, huh?
[10:49] Futaro
    Sh-Shut up!
[10:50] Ichika
    Don't be shy about it.
[10:52] Ichika
    I'll buy it for you along
    with the reference book.
[10:55] Futaro
    I can buy it myself.
[10:56] Ichika
    Don't worry about it.
[10:58] Ichika
    We might really end up failing this time.
[11:03] Futaro
    "This time"?
[11:04] Ichika
    Huh? Don't you know?
[11:09] Ichika
    It really was expensive.
[11:11] Ichika
    I don't have much left in savings, too.
[11:14] Ichika
    But if it'll make Futaro-kun happy...
[11:18] Ichika
    No, no!
[11:20] Ichika
    This isn't a healthy relationship.
[11:22] Ichika
    If we were to start going out,
[11:24] Ichika
    I could totally see myself spoiling him
    by spending on him all the time.
[11:32] Ichika
    So I have to give up on him.
[11:34] Ichika
    Yeah, that's the right call.
[11:37] Futaro
    You bought it?
[11:38] Ichika
    Yeah.
[11:39] Ichika
    We're done shopping.
[11:40] Ichika
    Let's go.
[11:42] Futaro
    What happened to your hand?
[11:45] Ichika
    I hit it back at the apartment.
[11:47] Ichika
    It doesn't hurt that much, so don't worry.
[11:52] Futaro
    You're so clumsy.
[11:55] Futaro
    Be careful.
[11:56] Ichika
    Okay.
[11:59] Ichika
    I guess this side of him
    is exactly why.
[12:06] Ichika
    And he keeps doing this when I know
    I shouldn't fall any harder for him!
[12:12] Futaro
    Listen carefully, everyone.
[12:14] Futaro
    The point here isn't to answer
    with what the author is thinking.
[12:17] Futaro
    It's to write what you, as the readers, feel.
[12:22] Futaro
    Damn it, we've hit a wall.
[12:25] Miku
    Um...
[12:27] Miku
    What is it that I felt?
[12:30] Futaro
    I did think we'd come to
    this point eventually.
[12:33] Futaro
    This is my limit as someone
    who doesn't have the nous of a teacher.
[12:37] Futaro
    I don't know what it is that they don't know!
[12:39] Futaro
    I don't know how to teach them!
[12:41] Futaro
    How cruel it is that our IQs must differ so!
[12:44] Nino
    I'm just guessing, but I have a
    feeling he's thinking something rude.
[12:48] Ichika
    I don't think we can focus anymore,
    let alone answer these questions.
[12:54] Itsuki
    We've been studying nonstop for days.
[12:57] Yotsuba
    I-I can still keep going!
SIGN    Cramming too much is counterproductive.
[13:02] Futaro
    "Cramming too much is counterproductive."
[13:05] Futaro
    I see. They need an occasional reward.
[13:10] Futaro
    Let's take the afternoon off.
SIGN    Terrors of the Netherworld
SIGN    Entrance
SIGN    Exit
[13:23] Itsuki
    Let's ride that one next!
[13:25] Ichika
    Give me a second, Itsuki-chan.
[13:28] Nino
    Huh? Where did Yotsuba go?
[13:32] Miku
    She says she's in the washroom
    with a stomach ache.
[13:34] Futaro
    Why doesn't she just say so?
[13:38] Futaro
    Bathroom break for me, too.
[13:39] Nino
    Sure.
[13:40] Nino
    Catch up with us later.
[13:41] Futaro
    Okay.
[13:46] Nino
    What?
[13:48] Miku
    Nothing.
[13:52] Person A
    Just how many laps are you doing?
[13:55] Futaro
    I'm getting on.
[13:56] Person A
    Huh? That one's occupied.
[13:58] Futaro
    Mind if I join you?
[14:01] Yotsuba
    F-Feel free.
[14:05] Yotsuba
    I thought I was doing a good job hiding.
[14:08] Yotsuba
    How did I get found?
[14:10] Futaro
    Because I saw that.
SIGN    Dead giveaway
[14:13] Yotsuba
    The ribbon was out of the bag!
SIGN    Japanese
[14:17] Futaro
    You were studying here?
[14:19] Yotsuba
    Yes.
[14:20] Yotsuba
    I thought I could keep going,
    since I have more stamina than the others.
[14:24] Yotsuba
    Also, the secret is that I'm the
    biggest dummy of the five of us.
[14:29] Futaro
    We all know.
[14:30] Futaro
    You should take a break.
[14:32] Futaro
    We spent money to come to the amusement park.
[14:35] Yotsuba
    No.
[14:36] Yotsuba
    You don't have any idea how dumb I am.
[14:41] Yotsuba
    Do you know why we transferred to this school?
[14:45] Futaro
    Ichika told me.
[14:47] Futaro
    You were about to flunk.
[14:52] Yotsuba
    Our high school was what you
    would call a prestigious one.
[14:57] Yotsuba
    It wasn't unusual for people to be
    held back a year if they failed an exam.
[15:03] Yotsuba
    Naturally, we failed.
[15:05] Futaro
    Don't make it sound natural!
[15:07] Yotsuba
    We were given a chance to retake
    the exams, so we all tried our best.
[15:12] Futaro
    Don't tell me...
[15:15] Futaro
    You were the only one who failed?
[15:17] Yotsuba
    That's our Uesugi-san.
[15:19] Yotsuba
    You get everything right.
[15:21] Futaro
    Yotsuba was the only one who failed.
[15:24] Futaro
    And yet they all transferred.
[15:28] Yotsuba
    They all came along with me.
[15:31] Yotsuba
    They never so much as frowned.
[15:34] Futaro
    Is that from what you were taught
    about staying together?
[15:38] Futaro
    That's helped them through tough times,
[15:41] Futaro
    but it's certainly shackling them as well.
[15:45] Yotsuba
    So, please...
[15:47] Yotsuba
    Let me study as much as I can.
[15:50] Yotsuba
    I don't want to drag the others down anymore.
[15:54] Futaro
    I told you, we're taking the day off.
[15:57] Futaro
    That said, we have nothing to do for
    the remaining half of the lap.
[16:01] Futaro
    I'm bored. Let's study. Man-to-man.
[16:07] Yotsuba
    Okay!
[16:07] Futaro
    This is a good opportunity.
[16:09] Futaro
    I'm going to make sure you understand
    that Japanese passage from earlier.
[16:14] Yotsuba
    Oh, that's okay.
[16:16] Yotsuba
    I figured it out.
[16:19] Futaro
    Let's see.
[16:21] Futaro
    You did.
[16:23] Futaro
    The other girls had so much trouble here.
[16:26] Futaro
    Yotsuba!
[16:26] Yotsuba
    Ack!
[16:27] Yotsuba
    When you said man-to-man, you didn't
    mean mouth-to-mouth, did you?
[16:31] Yotsuba
    What happened on New Year's was an accident!
[16:33] Futaro
    I'm beginning to see the light.
[16:35] Futaro
    Your father's right.
[16:38] Futaro
    If someone can help me,
    I think we can make it work.
[16:40] Yotsuba
    Could you, uh, dumb that down for me?
[16:44] Futaro
    You'll teach Japanese with me.
[16:47] Yotsuba
    Me?
[16:49] Yotsuba
    I can't! I can't!
[16:50] Futaro
    You can!
[16:52] Futaro
    I've always known from your exam results that
    you each have different areas of expertise.
[16:56] Futaro
    Miku is good at Socials Studies.
[16:58] Futaro
    Itsuki is good at Science.
[16:59] Futaro
    And you, Yotsuba, are good at Japanese.
[17:04] Yotsuba
    I am?
[17:06] Futaro
    You don't have to do anything special.
[17:09] Futaro
    Just say what's on your mind.
[17:11] Futaro
    If you can do it, the other four can, too.
[17:16] Futaro
    You're quintuplets.
[17:20] Yotsuba
    I can be useful to everyone,
    even if I'm stupid?
[17:24] Futaro
    Sorry you're having to make up
    for my failings as a teacher.
[17:26] Futaro
    From now on, we'll all be
    teachers and students together.
[17:30] Yotsuba
    There's something an idiot like me can do?
[17:33] Futaro
    Yeah, there's a job only you can do.
[17:37] Yotsuba
    I'm not just going to drag everyone down?
[17:40] Futaro
    That's right.
[17:41] Futaro
    This time,
[17:43] Futaro
    you'll be pulling everyone forward.
[17:50] Yotsuba
    Okay.
[17:52] Yotsuba
    I can handle this!
[17:53] Yotsuba
    I'll make sure the others pass!
[17:56] Futaro
    Hold it.
[17:57] Futaro
    Don't forget that you're the biggest danger.
[18:06] Futaro
    You really do come here every month.
[18:09] Itsuki
    Why are you here?
[18:12] Itsuki
    Your plan to have everyone be a tutor
    is showing positive signs.
[18:17] Itsuki
    I realized you can learn some things better
    by teaching than by being taught.
[18:23] Futaro
    Are you telling me you don't need me anymore?
[18:28] Itsuki
    I'm appreciating what you taught us.
[18:32] Itsuki
    Thank you.
[18:35] Itsuki
    How does it feel to be thanked
    by someone you taught?
[18:39] Futaro
    Jeez, that's so patronizing.
[18:41] Itsuki
    I...
[18:43] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    Wow, that makes so much sense.
[18:46] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    Thanks, Itsuki!
[18:50] Itsuki
    I want to cherish that feeling.
[18:54] Itsuki
    Mother, I'm going to work
    toward becoming a teacher.
[19:03] Miku
    It took me all night to make chocolates.
[19:06] Itsuki
    Miku.
[19:07] Itsuki
    Good morning.
[19:09] Futaro
    You and Nino both stay in bed way too late.
[19:12] Miku
    Futaro.
[19:13] Miku
    You're here.
[19:15] Miku
    I wish you'd told me you were coming over.
[19:17] Miku
    I'm glad you're here, though.
[19:19] Miku
    Huh?
[19:20] Miku
    Where'd the chocolates go?
[19:22] Futaro
    Oh, those?
[19:24] Futaro
    I ate them, as always.
[19:27] Futaro
    They were good.
[19:32] Miku
    Th-Thanks.
[19:34] Miku
    About those chocolates...
[19:36] Futaro
    Miku, there's something
    I should let you know.
[19:40] Futaro
    You're number one.
[19:42] Miku
    Number one?
[19:44] Miku
    What do you mean by that?
[19:46] Futaro
    The mock exam we did
    the other day, of course!
[19:49] Futaro
    You got the highest score!
[19:52] Miku
    Oh.
[19:52] Miku
    Cool.
[19:53] Futaro
    I'm beginning to see some hope!
[19:57] Miku
    I'm going to keep trying.
[20:00] Miku
    Just watch me, Futaro.
[20:04] Ichika
    So cold.
[20:06] Miku
    Ichika.
[20:08] Miku
    Long day at work, huh?
[20:10] Ichika
    What are you doing?
[20:11] Ichika
    How'd it go today?
[20:14] Miku
    Aren't you giving Futaro any chocolates?
[20:18] Ichika
    Wh-What brings that up?
[20:20] Ichika
    I mean, I'd feel bad for him if no one did.
[20:24] Ichika
    I thought about buying him some.
[20:27] Ichika
    But I figured it's all good
    if you're going to.
[20:29] Miku
    What do you mean, "all good"?
[20:32] Miku
    Futaro doesn't see us as girls at all.
[20:37] Miku
    I've always known it, but to him,
[20:40] Miku
    we're all just students.
[20:42] Ichika
    Miku...
[20:43] Miku
    That's why I made up my mind.
[20:45] Miku
    I'm going to pass this final exam.
[20:48] Miku
    And I'm going to get the
    highest scores of all of us.
[20:53] Miku
    And if I can gain confidence and
    graduate from being his student,
[20:58] ---
    I'm going to really tell him
    that I have feelings for him.
[21:03] Ichika
    Th-That sounds good.
[21:06] Ichika
    If that's your way of keeping
    yourself disciplined...
[21:10] Ichika
    I'm sure you can do it.
[21:11] Miku
    I'm not going to wait for you.
[21:15] Miku
    This is a race.
[21:17] Ichika
    Yeah.
[21:19] Ichika
    I can't be slacking off either, though.
[21:23] Ichika
    So work hard.
[21:26] Ichika
    Miku keeps changing.
[21:34] Ichika
    I'm beat...
[21:35] Ichika
    I should sleep and continue tomorrow.
[21:37] (Flashback) Ichika
    These times aren't going to last forever.
[21:42] Ichika
    A little more!
[21:46] Ichika
    Just a little more.
SIGN    Final Exams
[21:59] Futaro
    Yotsuba!
[22:01] Futaro
    How did the exams go?
[22:04] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san.
[22:06] Yotsuba
    Thank you.
[22:08] Yotsuba
    I feel vindicated for the first time.
SIGN    Pass
SIGN    Well Done
[22:16] Ichika
    Yotsuba!
[22:17] Ichika
    You did it!
[22:19] Miku
    Congrats.
[22:21] Yotsuba
    These are the highest scores I've ever gotten.
[22:24] Yotsuba
    I just barely passed with
    a total score of 184, though.
[22:27] Ichika
    I scored 224 total.
[22:30] Ichika
    I'm going to have to work on
    the subjects that I nearly failed.
SIGN    Pass
SIGN    Well Done
[22:36] Miku
    I got 238.
[22:39] Yotsuba
    Wow!
SIGN    Pass
SIGN    Well Done
[22:43] Itsuki
    I knew you could do it, Miku.
[22:45] Yotsuba
    Ichika's here, too.
[22:47] Ichika
    I'm here.
[22:47] Futaro
    Miku.
[22:48] Futaro
    I'm impressed.
[22:50] Futaro
    I knew you had the most potential.
[22:53] Miku
    Futaro...
[22:55] ---
    I...
[22:57] Yotsuba
    What was your total score, Ichika?
[22:59] Ichika
    Um...
[23:01] Ichika
    240.
[23:04] Yotsuba
    Which means...
[23:06] Itsuki
    You scored the highest, Ichika!
[23:08] Ichika
    Oh, did I?
[23:10] Ichika
    Yay.
SIGN    Pass
SIGN    Well Done
[23:14] Cake Boss
    Congratulations on passing your exams.
[23:16] Cake Boss
    Let's celebrate.
[23:18] Cake Boss
    Have as much as you like.
    I'll deduct the bill from Uesugi-kun's pay.
[23:22] Futaro
    Oh, boss, you're so funny.
[23:25] Yotsuba
    Thank you.
[23:27] Ichika
    We're still missing one person, though.
[23:29] Yotsuba
    The girl with the pigtails came
    earlier and left this with me.
[23:35] Futaro
    Also, she had a message for you.
[23:39] (Flashback) Nino
    Congratulations.
[23:41] (Flashback) Nino
    I have no more use for you now.
SIGN    Pass
SIGN    Well Done
[23:45] Yotsuba
    Yay!
[23:46] Itsuki
    We all made it through!
[23:50] Yotsuba
    Hey, where are you going?
[23:52] Futaro
    This is a celebration for everyone.
[23:55] Futaro
    I'm going to go get Nino.
SIGN    Episode 7:
SIGN    Begin the Offensive
[24:01] Ichika
    "Begin the Offensive."
SIGN    

7 - Begin the Offensive

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[00:04] Nino
    Don't try to remember.
[00:10] Nino
    He doesn't
[00:13] ---
    think anything of me.
[00:18] Nino
    So I'm not going to see him anymore.
[00:23] Q's Dad
    You're back, Nino-kun.
[00:25] Nino
    Dad.
[00:26] Nino
    I told you to stop calling me that.
    It creeps me out.
[00:30] Q's Dad
    Sorry about that, Nino.
[00:32] Q's Dad
    I just received word that
    you all passed the exams.
[00:36] Q's Dad
    The six of you managed to pull it off.
[00:39] Q's Dad
    Congratulations.
[00:40] Nino
    Th-Thanks.
[00:42] Q's Dad
    It seems I have no choice but
    to approve of Uesugi-kun.
[00:45] Q's Dad
    So from tomorrow on,
    he can come here to...
[00:47] Nino
    I'm not going to see him anymore.
[00:49] Nino
    Also, we've decided to stay at
    our new place for a while longer.
[00:53] Q's Dad
    What did you say?
[00:54] Nino
    We're not going to make Ichika
    do all the work, of course.
[00:57] Nino
    I'm going to get a job, too.
[00:59] Nino
    I'm not going to pretend we've
    become independent or anything.
[01:02] Nino
    I know we're not doing
    the right thing, either.
[01:04] Nino
    But I have a feeling that
    living like that will change us.
[01:09] Nino
    I feel like we've made some progress.
[01:13] Q's Dad
    I fail to understand.
[01:15] Q's Dad
    Abstract ideas like "progress"
    couldn't be less convincing.
[01:19] Q's Dad
    I've seen your so-called new home.
[01:23] Q's Dad
    To me, it looks like you've gone backwards.
[01:26] Q's Dad
    You mustn't have forgotten
    in just five years.
[01:30] Q's Dad
    You don't want to live
    like that anymore, do you?
[01:33] Q's Dad
    Stop being selfish and...
[01:37] Nino
    What?
[01:44] Futaro
    There you are, Nino.
[01:46] Futaro
    We're going back.
[01:49] Nino
    Wh-What is that?!
[01:51] Futaro
    Hurry up and get on.
[01:52] Futaro
    We need to get back before work.
[01:56] Q's Dad
    Nino.
[01:57] Q's Dad
    The path you're about to walk is a thorny one.
[02:00] Q's Dad
    It won't end well.
[02:02] Q's Dad
    You'll certainly going to regret it.
[02:05] Q's Dad
    Come with me.
[02:10] Nino
    Dad, just watch us.
[02:15] Nino
    Go.
[02:16] Futaro
    Erm...
[02:18] Futaro
    U-Uh...
[02:19] Futaro
    I'll be taking your daughter, sir.
[02:25] Q's Dad
    Ebata.
[02:26] Q's Dad
    It seems, happily, that my daughters
    have all passed the exams.
[02:31] Q's Dad
    Am I smiling like I should?
[02:33] Ebata
    Of course, sir.
[02:35] Q's Dad
    I see.
[02:37] Q's Dad
    Of course I am. I am their father, after all.
[02:42] Nino
    I thought I told you I was done with you.
[02:45] Futaro
    It seems that relationships
    require mutual input, unfortunately.
[02:50] Nino
    Huh? What?
[02:52] Nino
    And where did you get this bike?
[02:53] Futaro
    I borrowed it from my boss.
[02:57] Futaro
    I told you, I used to do deliveries.
[03:00] Futaro
    That's when I got my license.
[03:02] Nino
    I see.
[03:04] Nino
    You look shockingly tacky with it.
[03:07] Nino
    Aren't these your exam results?
[03:09] Futaro
    No! Don't look at that!
[03:11] Nino
    I bet it turns out that you
    got 100 in all subjects.
SIGN    Uesugi Futaro
    Japanese | Math | Science | Socials | English | Total
     89 97 94 91 88 459
[03:17] Nino
    You...
[03:19] Futaro
    Biggest failure of my life.
[03:21] Futaro
    I'm seriously embarrassed.
[03:22] Nino
    Is this our fault?
[03:24] Futaro
    It isn't.
[03:25] Futaro
    Never mind that. I'm going to floor it.
[03:27] Futaro
    Hang on tight.
[03:32] Futaro
    My long job as a tutor
    has come to a close today.
[03:38] Futaro
    Nino's right. I'm not needed anymore.
[03:41] Futaro
    This is the end of our relationship, too.
[03:44] Futaro
    I'll miss it. Won't you?
[03:49] Nino
    You're going so slow!
[03:51] Nino
    I thought you were going to floor it.
[03:52] Futaro
    What do you expect?
[03:54] Futaro
    I'm carrying a lot of weight.
[03:56] Nino
    Huh? Who are you calling heavy?!
[03:59] Nino
    Jeez, you drive me crazy.
[04:02] Nino
    You've always been like this.
[04:04] Nino
    A jerk of the highest order.
[04:07] Nino
    And, also...
[04:12] Nino
    I love you.
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets ∫∫
SIGN    Begin the Offensive
[05:51] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san!
[05:53] Yotsuba
    You brought Nino back?
[05:55] Yotsuba
    We're over here.
[05:56] Futaro
    Okay.
[05:59] Nino
    I said it!
[06:00] Nino
    I went said it!
[06:01] Nino
    What's gotten into me?
    Liking someone like him?!
[06:04] Nino
    That was my first confession!
[06:06] Nino
    Why did I do it?
[06:09] Nino
    What do I do?
[06:10] Nino
    And why isn't he reacting at all?
[06:13] Nino
    Cheers!
[06:15] Ichika
    Congratulations on making it
    through the finals.
[06:17] Miku
    I can't believe we pulled it off.
[06:20] Yotsuba
    I know.
[06:21] Yotsuba
    I want to frame our exam papers.
[06:24] Ichika
    Why don't we do that when
    get slightly better grades?
[06:28] Nino
    I know we're celebrating,
    but can we really afford all this?
[06:32] Itsuki
    The owner is treating us to celebrate.
[06:36] Boss
    Remember to give us five stars.
[06:37] Itsuki
    Our orders are all over
    the place, aren't they?
[06:42] Yotsuba
    I guess this is business as usual for us.
[06:44] Miku
    Here, Yotsuba.
[06:46] Yotsuba
    Huh?
[06:46] Yotsuba
    What's this for?
[06:48] Miku
    Your predictions on the contemporary
    literature questions were spot on.
[06:51] Itsuki
    They were.
[06:52] Nino
    That really helped.
[06:54] Ichika
    Me too, then.
[06:55] Nino
    Me too.
[06:56] Itsuki
    Me too.
[06:57] Yotsuba
    Okay, then...
[07:03] Yotsuba
    It's so good.
[07:06] Yotsuba
    You all helped me out, too, though.
    I have to return the favor.
[07:09] Miku
    We do, too, actually.
[07:11] Itsuki
    Why don't we all share a little, then?
[07:14] Itsuki
    That's how we made it
    through the exams, after all.
[07:17] Itsuki
    Plus, this way, we can enjoy
    all the different flavors.
[07:21] Ichika
    That's your real motivation, isn't it?
[07:22] Miku
    Here, Ichika.
[07:25] Miku
    Thanks.
[07:26] Miku
    And congratulations.
[07:29] Nino
    I never would have thought
    you'd do the best, Ichika.
[07:33] Ichika
    I got lucky. That's all.
[07:37] Miku
    I'm beating you next time.
[07:39] Ichika
    Yeah.
[07:42] Boss
    I'm going to take a short break.
[07:45] Boss
    You can handle it from here.
[07:46] Futaro
    Oh, boss, is it all right
    if I set aside some pudding?
[07:50] Boss
    Sure, but did you ever like pudding?
[07:52] Futaro
    No, it's in return for a Valentine's Day gift.
[07:56] Boss
    I thought you were one of us!
[07:58] Boss
    Traitor!
[08:00] Futaro
    Uh, it was from my sister.
[08:02] (Flashback) Raiha
    Here you go!
[08:03] Boss
    Oh, that's what it was.
[08:05] Boss
    I thought it was from one of the five girls.
[08:10] Futaro
    That would never happen.
[08:12] Futaro
    Actually, I've been getting some
    all the time since January.
[08:17] Futaro
    Nah, no way.
[08:19] Nino
    Working hard, huh?
[08:21] Nino
    Wh-Where's the boss?
[08:23] Futaro
    He just went into the back.
[08:25] Nino
    Oh, okay.
[08:26] Nino
    I was going to thank him.
[08:28] Nino
    I guess I'll wait for a bit.
[08:33] Ichika
    I hope I hid it well.
[08:36] Ichika
    It's true that I was rooting
    for Miku... I think.
SIGN    Nakano Ichika
    Japanese | Math | Science | Socials | English | Total
     38 63 52 40 47 240
[08:41] Ichika
    But just for a moment...
[08:44] Ichika
    Miku said she'd confess if she came in first.
[08:48] Ichika
    But I had the highest grade this time.
[08:51] Ichika
    Does that mean I can?
[08:55] Futaro
    Thanks for helping with the dishes.
[08:59] Nino
    It's in return for the treat.
[09:01] Futaro
    You can go now.
[09:02] Futaro
    I'll let the boss know.
[09:04] Futaro
    Go have a seat.
[09:06] Nino
    R-Right.
[09:07] Nino
    I'll do that.
[09:12] Futaro
    What's wrong?
[09:14] Nino
    Forget what I said on the bike.
[09:18] Nino
    I'm sure I troubled you with what I said.
[09:20] Nino
    It was so sudden.
[09:22] Nino
    I think I went too fast.
[09:24] Nino
    What am I doing?
[09:26] Futaro
    Nino...
[09:29] Futaro
    What are you talking about?
[09:32] Futaro
    I have no idea what you're talking about.
[09:34] Futaro
    It was so windy. I might have missed it.
[09:39] Nino
    What the hell?!
[09:40] Futaro
    No, I mean, what?
[09:41] Nino
    Never mind!
[09:43] Nino
    I guess he never heard me.
[09:46] Nino
    We aren't girlfriend material to him anyway.
[09:50] Nino
    He never even noticed when Miku gave
    him Valentine's Day chocolates.
[09:54] Nino
    I'm actually glad he didn't hear me.
[09:58] Futaro
    What was that about?
[10:01] Futaro
    Boss, I'm done cleaning up.
[10:03] Nino
    I said I love you.
[10:10] Futaro
    Huh? What?
[10:11] Nino
    I'm not asking for a response.
[10:13] Nino
    You're so frustrating.
[10:14] Nino
    If you don't see me as girlfriend material,
    I'll force you to see me that way.
[10:19] Nino
    Remember how I said there's gotta be
[10:21] Nino
    at least one girl on this planet
    who'd fall for a guy like you?
[10:24] Nino
    That girl is me.
[10:26] Nino
    Too bad for you!
SIGN    Yamasoto
SIGN    Open until 11 PM
[10:34] Miku
    F-Futaro.
[10:37] Futaro
    Hey.
[10:37] Futaro
    What a coincidence.
[10:39] Futaro
    Are you shopping, too?
[10:40] Miku
    Yeah. It's my turn today.
[10:42] Futaro
    Weren't there some shops
    closer to your place? Why...
[10:46] Miku
    It's not like I took a detour to come
    to this shop in order to have a chance
[10:50] ---
    to run into you based on what I remembered.
[10:53] Miku
    I was just walking when I naturally
    found myself at this shop.
[10:56] Futaro
    The longest tale in Miku history.
[10:58] Miku
    Um...
[11:00] Miku
    Oh.
[11:01] Miku
    This.
[11:01] Miku
    I came for this.
SIGN    Submit a receipt for over 3,000 yen in purchases
SIGN    Chance to win a big prize!
    300 winners in all!
[11:02] Futaro
    Huh?
[11:04] Futaro
    I never knew about this.
SIGN    Prize A
SIGN    Hot spring vouchers for two
    5 winners
SIGN    Prize B
SIGN    Pair rings 5 winners
SIGN    Prize C
SIGN    Gift catalog worth 10,000 yen
SIGN    10 winners
SIGN    Prize D
SIGN    5 kg rice
SIGN    30 winners
SIGN    Prize E
SIGN    Gift coupons
    worth 3,000 yen
SIGN    50 winners
SIGN    Prize F
SIGN    Pocket tissues
SIGN    200 winners
[11:06] Miku
    Y-Yeah.
[11:07] Miku
    This is the only place that does it.
SIGN    Toraiwa Hot Springs
[11:09] Miku
    This hot spring is near
    where our Grandpa lives.
[11:13] Futaro
    You can't even trade hot
    spring vouchers for money.
[11:15] Futaro
    The best prize is obviously
    Prize E, the gift coupons.
[11:18] Futaro
    Wait...
[11:19] Futaro
    How much would Prize B fetch if you sold it?
[11:22] Miku
    I have a feeling you would
    never win it, Futaro.
[11:24] Futaro
    We won't know until we try!
[11:26] Futaro
    Let's go pay.
[11:27] Miku
    Wait.
[11:28] Miku
    There's something Nino wanted me to buy her.
[11:31] Futaro
    I-I see.
[11:33] Futaro
    Has Nino said anything?
[11:36] Miku
    Like what?
[11:37] Futaro
    No, right?
[11:38] Futaro
    Never mind.
[11:39] Futaro
    Hey, Miku...
[11:42] Futaro
    Is there anyone you have
    a crush on or anything?
[11:47] Miku
    There isn't.
[11:48] Miku
    I already told you that.
[11:50] Futaro
    There isn't anyone in class that
    you've since developed feelings for?
[11:54] Futaro
    Let's talk about dating! Dating!
[11:55] Miku
    What's gotten into you, Futaro?
[11:58] Futaro
    Um...
[12:00] Futaro
    An acquaintance of mine apparently
    got confessed to by a classmate.
[12:04] Miku
    Yeah?
[12:05] Futaro
    They said they don't need
    a response, but, uh...
[12:09] Futaro
    Honestly, it's troubling.
[12:14] Futaro
    What?
[12:15] Miku
    I didn't think you'd be one to
    think about that kind of thing.
[12:18] Miku
    You're like a normal guy.
[12:20] Futaro
    I'm just asking for someone I know.
[12:22] Miku
    I thought you'd be the type
    to dismiss that kind of thing.
[12:26] Miku
    I'm glad.
[12:28] Miku
    What happened to my acquaintance was...
[12:31] Miku
    She tried to confess, but she didn't
    have the guts to, apparently.
[12:37] Miku
    Once you do, you can't go back
    to how things were before.
[12:41] Miku
    So it takes a lot of courage.
[12:45] Futaro
    I see.
[12:46] Futaro
    But...
[12:48] Miku
    I guess some people have that courage.
[12:51] Futaro
    I don't know how to face her anymore.
[12:54] Miku
    Why am I such a coward?
SIGN    Place a check in your desired reward.
SIGN    Hot spring vouchers for two
SIGN    Pair rings
SIGN    Gift catalog
SIGN    5 kg rice
SIGN    Gift coupons worth 3,000 yen
SIGN    Pocket tissues
SIGN    Name:
SIGN    Uesugi Futaro
[12:57] Futaro
    Either way, it's spring break.
[13:00] Futaro
    There's plenty of time to think.
SIGN    Gift campaign
[13:04] Futaro
    Spring break...
[13:08] Raiha
    Whoo-hoo!
[13:14] Fu's Dad
    Traveling is the best.
[13:15] Raiha
    This is all thanks to Onii-chan.
[13:18] Raiha
    Thank you!
[13:19] Futaro
    I can't believe I actually won.
[13:21] Raiha
    What is this?
[13:23] Fu's Dad
    "The foremost tourist attraction
    in the area: the Bell of Vows."
[13:27] Fu's Dad
    It says, "Any man and woman who ring
    this bell together are forever bound."
[13:33] Raiha
    Onii-chan! Take a picture!
[13:35] Futaro
    Okay.
[13:37] Futaro
    Shoot, I forgot to charge it.
[13:40] Raiha
    Come on!
[13:41] Fu's Dad
    Oh, well.
[13:42] Fu's Dad
    Let's move on.
[13:43] Raiha
    Come with us, Onii-chan.
[13:46] Futaro
    Yeah.
[13:47] Futaro
    I'll forget about those girls
    and enjoy this family vacation.
[13:52] Futaro
    All right.
SIGN    Whoo-hoo!
SIGN    Whoo-hoo!
SIGN    Whoo-hoo!
SIGN    Whoo-hoo!
SIGN    !ooh-oohW
SIGN    !ooh-oohW
SIGN    Whoo-hoo!
SIGN    Whoo-hoo!
[14:01] Ichika
    Uesugi-kun?!
[14:02] Ichika
    Why are you here?
[14:03] Futaro
    Why are you here?
[14:04] Yotsuba
    You're so fast, Itsuki.
[14:06] Yotsuba
    Wait, what?
[14:08] Yotsuba
    It's Uesugi-san!
[14:10] Ichika
    No way.
[14:12] Miku
    You won, too, Futaro?
[14:14] Futaro
    You guys are all here on
    a family vacation, too?
[14:16] Futaro
    This is insane.
[14:17] Q's Dad
    Indeed, a family vacation.
[14:20] Q's Dad
    But you must be careful.
[14:23] Q's Dad
    You always have to expect something
    to go wrong when you're traveling.
[14:27] Q's Dad
    Now, then...
[14:28] Q's Dad
    Shall we have lunch?
[14:30] Q's Dad
    Begin preparations, everyone.
[14:33] Futaro
    When did those girls work
    things out with their dad?
[14:36] Nino
    What's the matter?
[14:38] Futaro
    N-Nino!
[14:39] Nino
    What?
[14:40] Nino
    If you have something to say, say it.
[14:43] Nino
    Futaro.
[14:45] Miku
    W-Wait...
[14:47] Miku
    The way you said his name, "Futaro"...
[14:49] Miku
    What's wrong, Nino?
[14:50] Nino
    Huh?
[14:51] Nino
    It's been half a year
    since we met each other.
[14:54] Nino
    It's about time we get
    a bit closer, isn't it?
[14:57] Miku
    Well...
[14:58] Miku
    I do agree with that, but...
[15:00] Nino
    Oh, I know.
[15:02] Nino
    How about nicknames?
[15:03] Nino
    Miku, think of something.
[15:05] Miku
    Me?
[15:06] Miku
    Ue...
[15:07] Miku
    Fu...
[15:08] Miku
    Fu-ta-kun.
[15:11] Miku
    Fu-kun.
[15:12] Miku
    Nah.
[15:14] Nino
    Hey, that's not bad.
[15:16] Miku
    Never mind that, let's get ready for lunch.
[15:18] Nino
    All right, fine.
[15:20] Futaro
    Hey!
[15:23] Futaro
    Yotsu—
[15:24] Yotsuba
    I'm getting nervous.
[15:25] Yotsuba
    I don't know if I can do it right.
[15:29] Futaro
    Ichika, could you explain something to me?
[15:33] Ichika
    Sorry, I'm in the middle
    of something. Maybe later.
[15:37] Futaro
    What is this?
[15:38] Futaro
    We've only been apart for a short while,
    and they're all being distant.
[15:44] Futaro
    Itsuki...
[15:45] Q's Dad
    Itsuki-kun, what are you doing?
[15:48] Q's Dad
    Go retrieve our lunch boxes from Ebata.
[15:50] Itsuki
    Okay.
[15:51] Futaro
    U-Um...
[15:53] Futaro
    About the other day...
[15:54] Q's Dad
    Now, then, let's prepare.
[15:56] Q's Dad
    All of us are together for once.
[16:00] Q's Dad
    I'm spending quality time
    with my family, privately.
[16:04] Miku
    See you, Futaro.
[16:06] Nino
    We're probably at the same hotel.
[16:08] Itsuki
    Uesugi-kun.
[16:10] Itsuki
    I need to speak with you later.
SIGN    Toraiwa Hot Springs
[16:16] Yotsuba
    It's like a haunted house.
[16:19] Fu's Dad
    They're open, right?
[16:22] Futaro
    When is "later"?
[16:24] Futaro
    Maybe I should try calling.
[16:26] Futaro
    Damn it!
[16:30] Futaro
    She was around here...
[16:35] Futaro
    When did she get up there?
[16:39] Futaro
    Where did Itsuki go?
[16:43] Futaro
    What?!
[16:47] Fu's Dad
    I'm in heaven.
[16:49] Dad
    Good thing there's a mixed bath.
    The whole family can be together.
[16:52] Raiha
    You shouldn't stay in
    for too long, Onii-chan.
[16:56] Futaro
    Right.
[16:57] Futaro
    She said she wanted to talk...
[17:01] Futaro
    What is going on?
SIGN    Midnight, courtyard
[17:10] Futaro
    This is Itsuki, right?
[17:12] Futaro
    Why is she being so roundabout?
[17:17] Futaro
    Th-The courtyard is this way, right?
[17:21] Futaro
    Is he dead or something?
[17:25] Futaro
    Itsuki.
[17:27] Futaro
    There you are.
[17:28] Futaro
    I was going to the courtyard.
[17:30] Futaro
    What did you want to talk about?
[17:32] Itsuki
    L-Let's just go to the courtyard...
[17:34] Futaro
    No.
[17:35] Futaro
    Tell me now.
[17:36] Futaro
    I'm not letting you get away.
[17:37] Itsuki
    Um...
[17:41] Itsuki
    What is your understanding
    of your relationship with us?
[17:45] Futaro
    Huh?
[17:45] Futaro
    Well, I mean...
[17:47] Futaro
    You said we're p-partners or something.
[17:51] Itsuki
    No, we aren't partners anymore.
[17:55] Futaro
    We aren't doing lessons very often
    anymore, so I can't deny that.
[18:00] Futaro
    But I've been hired to tutor
    until you guys graduate.
[18:03] Futaro
    Until then, as your tutor, I'll...
[18:05] Itsuki
    We're through with that.
[18:07] Itsuki
    Let's put an end to this relationship.
[18:10] Futaro
    Huh?
[18:11] Futaro
    What are you talking about?
[18:12] Futaro
    Tell me what's going on!
[18:13] Itsuki
    Ow.
[18:14] Futaro
    Did your father tell you to do this?
[18:16] Futaro
    Why would you say that now?
[18:22] Futaro
    Old man...
[18:23] Futaro
    I thought you were dead.
[18:28] Futaro
    Huh? Say what?
[18:30] Grandpa
    Don't you dare lay a hand
    on my granddaughter.
[18:33] Grandpa
    I'll kill you.
[18:36] Futaro
    Screw this noise.
[18:38] Futaro
    I want to go home.
[18:43] Raiha
    Onii-chan!
[18:43] Raiha
    It's morning!
[18:44] Raiha
    Wake up!
[18:46] Futaro
    What?
[18:47] Futaro
    Let me keep sleeping.
[18:49] Futaro
    I'm going to sleep forever
    and fly off into the future.
[18:52] Raiha
    Jeez.
[18:54] Raiha
    Hello?
[18:55] Raiha
    Onii-chan's flying off into the future.
[18:57] Raiha
    Sorry to disappoint you, Itsuki-san.
[19:00] Futaro
    Good morning!
[19:01] Futaro
    Itsuki! What was that about yesterday?
[19:04] Itsuki
    That's what I'd like to ask you!
[19:06] Itsuki
    Why didn't you come to the courtyard?
[19:10] Raiha
    Hey, what's going on?
[19:12] Futaro
    Give me a second.
[19:13] Futaro
    Let's meet up to talk.
[19:15] Itsuki
    I would love to, but we're being watched
    carefully to make sure we don't see you.
[19:21] Itsuki
    I don't think I can get out.
[19:23] Futaro
    There's a good place, then.
[19:31] Futaro
    Demiglace.
[19:32] Itsuki
    H-Hamburg steak.
[19:34] Futaro
    Okay, seems like you're
    the real Itsuki this time.
[19:39] Futaro
    Yesterday, I met you at the front desk,
    and I was told to stop tutoring.
[19:46] Futaro
    So that wasn't you, then, was it?
[19:49] Itsuki
    It wasn't.
[19:50] Itsuki
    It could only have been one of my sisters.
[19:53] Futaro
    It's settled, then.
[19:55] Futaro
    One of them is rejecting me.
[19:59] Futaro
    Did any of them seem suspicious?
[20:02] Futaro
    Why did they disguise themselves as you?
[20:05] Itsuki
    Oh, about that...
[20:07] Nino
    Wow.
[20:09] Nino
    We seem to bump into each
    other in the bath a lot.
[20:12] Itsuki
    Nino?!
[20:13] Itsuki
    Why...
[20:15] Nino
    Since we're here together...
[20:17] Nino
    Want me to wash you or something?
[20:21] Futaro
    H-Hang on a second!
[20:22] Futaro
    Let me ask you one thing...
[20:24] Futaro
    Who are you?
[20:26] Futaro
    You aren't Itsuki...
[20:27] Futaro
    Which means...
[20:28] Futaro
    No, wait...
[20:31] Nino
    Jerk!
SIGN    Mixed baths
[20:40] Nino
    I worked up all my courage for nothing.
[20:42] Nino
    Screw him!
[20:45] Itsuki
    You were absolutely in the wrong there.
[20:47] Futaro
    That's crazy.
[20:48] Futaro
    You all look the same.
[20:50] Itsuki
    I don't think we're the same in every way.
[20:54] Itsuki
    We're able to tell ourselves
    apart, after all.
[20:56] Itsuki
    I'm sure you could, too.
[20:58] Itsuki
    All you need is love!
[21:00] Futaro
    Here we go again with your crazy theories.
[21:02] Itsuki
    I'm baffled, though.
[21:04] Itsuki
    Nino used to hate you so much.
[21:07] Itsuki
    What could have changed?
[21:09] Futaro
    So that was Nino.
[21:11] Itsuki
    It's not just Nino.
[21:13] Itsuki
    Ichika, Miku, Yotsuba...
[21:16] Itsuki
    They've all been a bit weird
    since spring break started.
[21:19] Itsuki
    I called you out last night
    to ask about that.
[21:24] Itsuki
    Can you think of a reason?
[21:26] Futaro
    I guess I wasn't just imagining things
    when I noticed they've been acting odd.
[21:31] Futaro
    I have no idea.
[21:32] Futaro
    Our top priority is solving
    the Fake Itsuki question.
[21:36] Futaro
    Unless we can figure out what
    she's really thinking,
[21:39] ---
    I may really be fired as your tutor.
[21:42] Itsuki
    You're right.
[21:43] Itsuki
    Though, there is something
    Fake Itsuki said that I agree with.
[21:49] Itsuki
    I don't know what she's after.
[21:53] Itsuki
    But we aren't partners working
    toward the same goal anymore.
[21:57] Itsuki
    Our many days spent studying
    for exams together,
[21:59] ---
    going to the fireworks festival, school camp,
    last year's end, and New Year's...
[22:04] Itsuki
    We've shared so much time together now.
[22:08] Itsuki
    Wouldn't you say we're friends at this point?
[22:13] (Flashback) Itsuki
    Let's see...
[22:15] (Flashback) Itsuki
    At the very most,
[22:17] (Flashback) Itsuki
    we're complete strangers.
[22:21] Futaro
    You say that so unironically.
[22:23] Futaro
    My family vacation's ruined.
[22:26] Futaro
    Let's do this, then.
[22:27] Futaro
    I'll hear you guys out.
SIGN    Episode 8
SIGN    Scrambled Eggs
[24:02] Nino
    "Scrambled Eggs."
[24:03] ---
    

8 - Scrambled Eggs

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SIGN    Scrambled Eggs
[00:02] Futaro
    Let's do this, then.
[00:03] Futaro
    I'll hear you guys out.
[00:06] ---
    Did she not hear that?
[00:09] Itsuki
    Thank you!
[00:11] Futaro
    Dude! Why are you on this side?!
[00:13] Itsuki
    It's a mixed bath. There's no issue here.
[00:14] Futaro
    I'm right here!
[00:15] Itsuki
    What are you talking about?
[00:17] Itsuki
    We're friends. This is perfectly normal.
[00:22] Itsuki
    Maybe not.
[00:24] Itsuki
    I'm sorry. I'd appreciate
    if you'd forget that.
[00:28] Futaro
    There's something I'm counting on you to do.
[00:31] Futaro
    Take care of it.
[00:33] Itsuki
    Father.
[00:35] Itsuki
    May I talk to you for a bit?
[00:38] Dad
    What is it?
[00:39] Itsuki
    Well...
[00:42] Futaro
    Okay.
[00:43] Futaro
    Once I'm past here, the rest is easy.
[00:46] Futaro
    I just need to talk to the
    rest of them, one at a time.
[00:49] Futaro
    That could very well help me
    figure out who the fake Itsuki is.
[00:53] Futaro
    I doubt they have anything
    serious on their minds, anyway.
[00:56] Futaro
    Ichika, Nino, Miku, Yotsuba...
[00:59] Futaro
    Just you wait...
[01:01] Futaro
    I'm coming for you!
[01:12] Futaro
    A forest of Itsukis!
[01:14] Futaro
    Why are you all Itsuki?
[01:17] Ichika
    Come on, Futaro-kun,
    learn to knock first.
[01:20] Miku
    We scared him.
[01:22] Yotsuba
    What we're doing...
[01:23] Nino
    This is a good opportunity.
[01:25] Nino
    I wanted to try this on you again anyway.
[01:28] Nino
    Do you remember the quintuplets game?
[01:31] Nino
    Why don't you try guessing who's who?
SIGN    The First One
[01:36] Ichika
    Introduce myself? Okay.
[01:38] Ichika
    I'm Nakano Itsuki.
[01:40] Ichika
    Born May 5th.
[01:41] Ichika
    17 years old, blood type A.
SIGN    The Second One
[01:44] Nino
    What I like?
[01:47] Nino
    I definitely feel happy
    when I'm having good food.
SIGN    The Third One
[01:52] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-kun, you mustn't ask
    such questions of a girl!
SIGN    The Fourth One
[01:59] Futaro
    Damn it, I can't tell them apart at all.
[02:02] Yotsuba
    Um... If you don't have any more questions...
[02:05] Futaro
    Why are you all impersonating Itsuki?
[02:09] Yotsuba
    Well...
[02:11] Yotsuba
    It's a long story, but...
[02:14] Yotsuba
    Um....
[02:15] Futaro
    This Itsuki might be...
[02:18] Yotsuba
    The five of us quintuplets
    have always looked identical,
[02:21] Yotsuba
    and everyone could see
    that we were tight-knit.
[02:24] Yotsuba
    Grandpa was happy to see it, too.
[02:28] Yotsuba
    But one day, I tried dressing up
    differently from everyone else.
[02:33] Futaro
    Oh?
[02:34] Futaro
    How did you dress up?
[02:35] Yotsuba
    The same-bunny ear ribbon that I wear...
[02:38] Futaro
    You're Yotsuba!
[02:40] Yotsuba
    I-I have no idea what you're talking about!
[02:43] Futaro
    Given how she's the worst liar, I figured
    she'd be easy to find, but not that easy.
[02:48] Yotsuba
    L-Let Itsuki take over from here.
[02:50] Futaro
    Fine.
[02:51] Futaro
    Finish your story.
[02:54] Yotsuba
    Grandpa became worried when he saw that
    the five of us weren't the same anymore.
[03:00] Yotsuba
    He thought we might have had a falling out.
[03:03] Yotsuba
    One day, he collapsed.
[03:06] Yotsuba
    And since then, we've decided to
    look the same when we're around him.
[03:11] Yotsuba
    And after some discussion,
    we decided we'd be Itsuki.
[03:16] Yotsuba
    So once spring break started
    and we decided we'd be coming here,
[03:20] ---
    I've been worried that I might
    not be able to pull off the look.
[03:23] Futaro
    Is that what's been bugging you
    this whole time?
[03:27] Yotsuba
    Everyone seemed to be having fun,
    so I didn't want to bring it up.
[03:30] Futaro
    You do all that for that scary old man?
[03:33] Futaro
    You're good people.
[03:34] Yotsuba
    No.
[03:35] Yotsuba
    He's a very kind man.
[03:38] Yotsuba
    I love him.
[03:40] Futaro
    It might be a stupid worry to me,
    but it's serious for them.
[03:44] Nino
    Well, can you tell us apart,
    now that you've talked to us?
[03:48] Futaro
    Yeah.
[03:51] Futaro
    Huh?
[03:52] Futaro
    Which one's the fourth Itsuki?
[03:54] Futaro
    I had it a second ago!
[03:57] Nino
    I'm disappointed.
[03:58] Nino
    You really can't, huh?
[03:59] Futaro
    Wait! One more try!
[04:04] Yotsuba
    Grandpa.
[04:05] Nino
    Morning.
[04:08] Nino
    Huh?
[04:09] Miku
    He seems worried about something.
[04:12] Ichika
    Don't worry.
[04:13] Ichika
    We're all still the same, best buddies.
[04:18] Futaro
    That was close.
[04:19] Futaro
    I was afraid it was their dad,
    but this is fine.
[04:23] Futaro
    If Fake Itsuki is here, one of them
    might have a bruise from last night.
[04:34] Ichika
    H-Hey...
[04:36] Miku
    N-No.
[04:37] Nino
    What do you think you're doing?!
[04:40] Futaro
    Found it!
[04:43] Futaro
    This is the fake Itsuki!
[04:46] Miku
    Want to go to the main hall?
[04:52] Nino
    Hey, Ichika.
[04:54] Ichika
    Want to go take a morning bath?
[04:55] Nino
    Sure.
[04:59] Futaro
    That wasn't entirely fruitless.
[05:02] Futaro
    But why?
[05:04] Futaro
    They passed the term finals.
[05:06] Futaro
    Things were going well.
[05:09] Miku
    May I have a word with you?
[05:10] Futaro
    Um...
[05:11] Futaro
    Yotsuba?
[05:12] Miku
    Bzzt.
[05:14] Miku
    Here's a hint.
[05:15] Futaro
    Nino?
[05:16] Miku
    Hint number two.
[05:17] Futaro
    Oh, Ichika!
[05:20] Futaro
    Got it!
[05:21] Futaro
    It's Itsuki herself!
[05:22] Miku
    You're doing this on purpose.
[05:24] Futaro
    I legit can't figure it out.
[05:26] Nino
    Are you itchy anywhere?
[05:29] Ichika
    Sheesh.
[05:30] Ichika
    You don't have to do that.
[05:33] Ichika
    So why is it me this time?
[05:36] Nino
    Y'know, you get it a lot, don't you?
[05:40] Nino
    Getting asked out and stuff.
[05:43] Nino
    I can't talk to the other girls about it.
[05:46] Nino
    There's someone I like.
[05:49] Yotsuba
    Where is everyone?
[05:51] Yotsuba
    I need grub.
[05:55] Yotsuba
    I need food!
[05:58] Yotsuba
    That's not quite right.
[06:00] Yotsuba
    I'm in dire need of food!
[06:02] Yotsuba
    Yup, that's how Itsuki would say it.
[06:05] Itsuki
    S-So we went to buy curtains,
[06:09] ---
    but all of us had differing tastes.
[06:10] Itsuki
    Uesugi-kun...
[06:11] Itsuki
    How long do I need to be here for?
[06:11] Itsuki
    We all chose different curtains,
    and things got kind of ugly at one point.
[06:15] Itsuki
    I haven't even had breakfast yet.
[06:17] Itsuki
    I am in dire need of some food!
[06:21] Miku
    You must have been surprised
    when you saw Dad with us.
[06:23] Futaro
    Yeah.
[06:24] Futaro
    I accidentally wrote our old address
    when I signed up for the giveaway with you.
[06:29] Futaro
    Although we all got to be
    here together as a result.
[06:33] Futaro
    It's Miku.
[06:34] Futaro
    I could never tell from how she looks.
[06:36] (Flashback) Itsuki
    All you need is love!
[06:39] Futaro
    Don't give up!
[06:41] Futaro
    Observe her carefully!
[06:42] Futaro
    Love all the way!
[06:44] Futaro
    Itsuki says there's something
    bothering Miku, too.
[06:47] Futaro
    I think I've got a rough idea of what it is,
    and it happened last month.
[06:52] Futaro
    Don't tell me, what's bothering Miku is...
[06:55] Futaro
    I'm disappointed in myself.
[06:57] Futaro
    Since when did I bother thinking
    about this kind of thing?
[07:02] Miku
    I feel a creepy stare on me.
[07:06] Futaro
    I give up.
[07:08] Futaro
    Please stop being mean and tell me.
[07:10] Miku
    That's against the rules.
[07:12] Miku
    Try a little harder.
[07:14] Miku
    I want you to get it right, too, Futaro.
[07:18] Futaro
    At least show me your legs, then.
[07:20] Miku
    Wait, what? Why?
[07:23] Miku
    Grandpa.
[07:30] Futaro
    What?
[07:30] Grandpa
    I saw you trying to lay your hands
    on my granddaughter again.
[07:36] Futaro
    I haven't done anything today.
[07:38] Grandpa
    Miku, has he done anything to you?
[07:41] Miku
    H-He hasn't.
[07:52] Futaro
    That old man figured out
    she's Miku just by looking at her.
[07:55] Futaro
    Miku, I'll catch up later.
[08:01] Futaro
    Grandpa!
[08:01] Futaro
    I mean, Master!
[08:03] Futaro
    I have a request!
[08:07] Nino
    I wanted to ask for relationship advice.
[08:09] Nino
    The way I met him was the worst.
[08:11] Nino
    But I went on to realize that I love him.
[08:15] Ichika
    Nino, please...
[08:17] Ichika
    Don't say any more.
[08:18] Nino
    He's...
[08:21] Nino
    No!
[08:22] Nino
    I can't say it!
[08:24] Ichika
    I already know, though.
[08:26] Nino
    I told him how I felt just the other day.
[08:30] Nino
    But I don't know if I did the right thing.
[08:33] Nino
    So I wanted to ask...
[08:35] Nino
    When someone confesses to you,
    do you think about them more?
[08:38] Ichika
    If I'm just speaking from experience...
[08:43] Ichika
    Sorry, I don't think it
    worked out that way for me.
[08:47] Ichika
    I have feelings for Futaro-kun, too.
[08:49] Ichika
    So please, let me keep things
    the way they are for now.
[08:52] Nino
    Oh, so just telling him
    how I feel isn't enough?
[08:56] Ichika
    Huh?
[08:56] Ichika
    No, I mean...
[08:58] Ichika
    You said it was horrible
    the way you met him, right?
[09:01] Ichika
    Are you sure you love him?
[09:04] Nino
    He appeared as a force of destruction
    against something that was dear to me.
[09:10] Nino
    But one night, I mistook him for
    my Prince Charming and fell in love.
[09:17] Nino
    And soon, I came to realize
[09:19] Nino
    that what I rejected was his role
    and not him as a person.
[09:25] Nino
    Once I realized that he was my prince,
    I couldn't control myself anymore.
[09:32] Ichika
    What...
[09:35] Ichika
    And you fell in love, just like that?
[09:37] Ichika
    Don't you think that's too self-centered?
[09:41] Nino
    You're right.
[09:43] Nino
    I creep myself out too, honestly.
[09:46] Nino
    I don't intend to give up, though.
[09:49] Nino
    I mean, this is my love.
[09:53] Nino
    What's the point if it doesn't make me happy?
[09:56] Ichika
    Wh-What if there's someone else
    who likes the same guy?
[09:59] Ichika
    What if that person cares about him
    way more than you do?
[10:04] Nino
    Well, I guess...
[10:07] Nino
    I'd feel bad, but I'd walk over them
    to get with him, if I had to.
[10:10] Nino
    I think that's how I'd feel.
[10:12] Ichika
    Sh-She's unstoppable.
[10:15] Ichika
    She's a runaway train of love!
[10:17] Ichika
    She won't even listen to me!
[10:19] Ichika
    I thought she wanted advice!
[10:22] Nino
    I'm glad I talked to you.
[10:25] Nino
    I guess a confession isn't enough.
[10:27] Ichika
    What are you going to do?!
[10:30] Nino
    I'll take his hand.
[10:31] Nino
    No, I'll hug him.
[10:34] Nino
    And if he still doesn't take the hint,
[10:36] ---
    I'll kiss him.
[10:38] Ichika
    Th-That's not a good idea!
    You shouldn't kiss him out of nowhere!
[10:42] Nino
    You're right.
[10:43] Nino
    Now that you mention it...
[10:45] Nino
    He'll be turned off if I'm bad at it.
[10:49] Nino
    Have you done any kiss scenes yet?!
[10:52] Ichika
    Wh-What do you think you're doing?
[10:53] Nino
    Come on, we're sisters!
[10:55] Ichika
    It's wrong because we're sisters!
[11:07] (Flashback) Nino
    I'm going to sneak out at night to see him.
[11:12] (Flashback) Nino
    Dad's going to be a problem when I do.
[11:14] (Flashback) Nino
    So I need you to keep an
    eye on him for me, Ichika.
[11:18] Ichika
    Nino's going to meet up with Futaro-kun.
[11:22] Ichika
    And she might even kiss him.
[11:26] Ichika
    I can't stop her anymore.
[11:28] Ichika
    She's not a coward like I am.
[11:30] Ichika
    She doesn't care what anyone thinks.
SIGN    To Futaro
[11:32] Ichika
    She loves him with everything she has.
[11:36] Ichika
    I don't even stand a chance.
[11:39] Ichika
    I don't have the right.
[11:42] Yotsuba
    Washroom...
[11:45] Yotsuba
    Ichika.
[11:51] Yotsuba
    What's wrong?
[11:56] Yotsuba
    Ichika...
[11:58] Yotsuba
    Don't cry.
[12:00] Yotsuba
    I know, it's been a while.
    Let's go to our secret place.
[12:06] Yotsuba
    Dad.
[12:08] Yotsuba
    He'd never expect us to be up here.
[12:12] Ichika
    What do I do?
[12:13] Ichika
    I'm supposed to stop him for Nino.
[12:17] Yotsuba
    Um...
[12:18] Yotsuba
    Ichika.
[12:20] Yotsuba
    I don't know what's going on, but...
[12:22] Yotsuba
    But...
[12:28] Ichika
    It still gets chilly at night.
[12:31] Ichika
    You shouldn't have come out
    so lightly dressed.
[12:34] Ichika
    Your nose is running.
[12:36] Yotsuba
    I-I can handle it myself!
[12:41] Ichika
    You're always such a child.
[12:44] Ichika
    Thanks.
[12:45] Ichika
    You're trying to cheer me up, right?
[12:48] Ichika
    I'm all right, though.
[12:49] Ichika
    I have to go after Dad.
[12:52] Yotsuba
    Wait.
[12:53] Yotsuba
    Are you trying to be tough?
[12:54] Yotsuba
    I'm worried.
[12:57] Yotsuba
    Sorry if I'm just overthinking it.
[13:01] Miku
    Where has everyone gone?
[13:03] Miku
    What if they're with Futaro?
[13:07] Itsuki
    There's no reason to see him
    so late at night.
SIGN    Midnight, courtyard
[13:12] Itsuki
    Or maybe there is.
[13:16] Itsuki
    Miku.
[13:18] Itsuki
    Just waiting here won't help.
[13:20] Itsuki
    Why don't we go to the baths?
[13:23] Yotsuba
    I've been thinking about
    the old days since we got here.
[13:28] Yotsuba
    Like how Grandpa used to be really scary.
[13:31] Yotsuba
    Or how Mom scolded us all
    the time for our mischief.
[13:36] Itsuki
    You've always been rambunctious.
[13:39] Yotsuba
    Oh, come on.
[13:41] Yotsuba
    You were the one who got in the most trouble.
[13:44] Itsuki
    W-Was I?
[13:45] Yotsuba
    Don't tell me you forgot.
[13:48] Yotsuba
    Even among us identical twins,
    you were the big bully figure.
[13:53] Yotsuba
    I lost count of the number of times
    you stole my snacks.
[13:56] Itsuki
    S-Sorry.
[13:58] Yotsuba
    The stickers I'd been collecting
    were on your backpack.
[14:02] Itsuki
    I'm sorry.
[14:03] Yotsuba
    And I saw people who I tried to be friends
    with talking to you the next day.
[14:08] Itsuki
    I used to do that as a kid?
[14:11] Itsuki
    I-I guess I've grown up since then.
[14:14] Yotsuba
    It's so weird.
[14:16] Yotsuba
    I've stayed a kid this whole time.
[14:19] Yotsuba
    How come you were able to grow up?
[14:22] Itsuki
    That's because...
[14:26] Itsuki
    I saw Itsuki-chan in so
    much pain after Mom died.
[14:33] Itsuki
    I had no choice.
[14:35] Itsuki
    I had to be the older sister.
[14:37] Yotsuba
    Yeah. I'm glad you're my older sister.
[14:41] Yotsuba
    I've been wanting to say this.
[14:44] Yotsuba
    As a kid, you were the mean bully, always
    wanting to take things from other people.
[14:50] Yotsuba
    But you were the leader of us sisters.
[14:55] Yotsuba
    I've always thought of you
    as our big sis.
[15:02] Yotsuba
    So...
[15:04] Yotsuba
    Wait, what was I trying to say?
[15:10] Yotsuba
    I don't want you to hold back.
[15:12] Yotsuba
    I want you to do what
    you want to do, I guess.
[15:15] Ichika
    What I want to do?
[15:18] Ichika
    I wanted these times to go on forever.
[15:22] Ichika
    I always wanted to be here
    in this comfort zone.
[15:28] Ichika
    But the truth is...
[15:31] Ichika
    I didn't want anyone else to take him.
[15:39] Yotsuba
    Wait... what?
[15:42] Ichika
    I was actually cold, too.
[15:45] Yotsuba
    You're taking it back
    after you lent it to me?!
[15:49] Ichika
    Okay, let's go back inside.
[15:50] Yotsuba
    Okay.
[15:52] Yotsuba
    So, didn't you have to go see Dad?
[15:57] Ichika
    Nah.
[15:59] Ichika
    I'm good now.
[16:08] Nino
    Huh?
[16:14] Miku
    What are you doing here?
[16:16] Futaro
    Um...
[16:17] Grandpa
    Itsuki.
[16:18] Grandpa
    Miku.
[16:19] Futaro
    That's what I was about to say!
[16:21] Futaro
    You said it first!
[16:23] Futaro
    I was about to say it!
[16:25] Itsuki
    Um, what are you...
[16:27] Futaro
    Just a little more!
[16:29] Futaro
    Just give me a little longer!
[16:30] Futaro
    Your grandpa's about to teach me!
[16:35] Futaro
    Hold up!
[16:37] Itsuki
    I don't believe it.
[16:39] Itsuki
    He has no intention of
    figuring it out himself.
[16:42] Miku
    What can he do?
[16:44] Miku
    There's no way he can learn to
    tell us apart after just half a year.
[16:49] Futaro
    Please, Grandpa, tell me already.
[16:52] Futaro
    Isn't there a trick or something
    to telling them apart?
[16:57] Grandpa
    Love.
[17:00] Grandpa
    You can tell them apart if you have love.
[17:03] Futaro
    So he's the one who started it!
SIGN    Grandpa
SIGN    Mother
SIGN    Children
[17:06] Grandpa
    Over a long time, you learn to identify
    their mannerisms, voice, subtle habits...
[17:13] Grandpa
    That is tantamount to love.
[17:16] Grandpa
    You said you wanted to
    tell my grandkids apart.
[17:20] Grandpa
    There is no silver bullet.
[17:23] Grandpa
    Why do you want to tell my grandkids apart?
[17:28] Grandpa
    What is it you want to accomplish
    by being able to tell them apart?
[17:35] Grandpa
    Do you have the commitment
    to face them in good faith?
[17:44] Futaro
    Can I assume you're the Itsuki
    I talked to on the first night?
[17:49] Miku
    Yes.
[17:50] Miku
    I am...
[17:51] Futaro
    Hold it.
[17:53] Futaro
    I never did figure out how to win
    the quintuplet game.
[17:56] Futaro
    Victory is yours.
[17:57] Futaro
    But I don't like being a loser.
[18:01] Futaro
    I want a rematch.
[18:02] Futaro
    I'm going to figure you out myself,
    even if I get no one else.
[18:06] Futaro
    That's my show of commitment
    to facing you sisters in good faith.
[18:12] Futaro
    Itsuki has told you what's going on, correct?
[18:14] ---
    Yes.
[18:15] Futaro
    First, Yotsuba's problem
    is with this trip itself.
[18:18] Futaro
    Therefore, at the end of today,
    she no longer has to worry.
[18:22] Futaro
    And you aren't Yotsuba.
[18:25] Futaro
    She isn't as perfect an impersonator as you.
[18:28] Miku
    Correct.
[18:31] Futaro
    Next, Nino...
[18:32] Futaro
    She wasn't quite perfect.
[18:34] Futaro
    She forgot to remove her pedicure.
[18:37] Miku
    Please stop, Futaro.
[18:39] Miku
    This is pointless.
[18:43] (Flashback) Itsuki
    That leg...
[18:45] (Flashback) Itsuki
    It was you, Miku?
[18:47] (Flashback) Miku
    Oh.
[18:49] (Flashback) Miku
    My bruise never went away.
[18:51] (Flashback) Itsuki
    Miku...
[18:53] (Flashback) Itsuki
    You were always the most cooperative.
[18:55] (Flashback) Itsuki
    Why are you trying to end your
    relationship with Uesugi-kun?
[18:58] (Flashback) Miku
    I have to apologize to you first.
[19:01] (Flashback) Miku
    I was in a panic because Grandpa was there.
[19:04] (Flashback) Miku
    No, that's an excuse, too.
[19:07] (Flashback) Miku
    I couldn't tell him as myself.
[19:09] (Flashback) Miku
    I love Futaro, and yet...
[19:14] (Flashback) Itsuki
    You have a crush on Uesugi-kun?!
[19:16] (Flashback) Itsuki
    My goodness!
[19:18] (Flashback) Itsuki
    Everyone's going to be
    shocked when they hear!
[19:21] Miku
    I'm pretty sure everyone knows.
[19:23] (Flashback) Itsuki
    But are you sure?
[19:25] (Flashback) Itsuki
    We're technically students and teacher.
[19:28] (Flashback) Miku
    That's why.
[19:30] (Flashback) Miku
    He and I are teacher and student.
[19:33] (Flashback) Miku
    If this goes on, our relationship
    will never change.
[19:38] (Flashback) Itsuki
    I understand how you feel.
[19:41] (Flashback) Itsuki
    So I have a request...
[19:43] (Flashback) Itsuki
    Please meet Uesugi-kun one last time.
[19:46] Futaro
    Therefore, you aren't Nino, either.
[19:49] Miku
    Correct.
[19:50] Miku
    Then what is it that's on Nino's mind?
[19:53] Futaro
    That's probably...
[19:55] Futaro
    Well... That's one thing I shouldn't say.
[19:58] Miku
    All right.
[19:59] Miku
    I'll avoid asking.
[20:01] Futaro
    You're either Ichika or Miku.
[20:06] Futaro
    If I think of her as Ichika,
    she looks like Ichika.
[20:09] Futaro
    But that goes for Miku, too.
[20:16] Futaro
    Nope. I don't know.
[20:18] Futaro
    I give up.
[20:20] Miku
    Of course.
[20:23] Miku
    What was I expecting?
[20:26] Futaro
    Could you call her for me?
[20:28] Miku
    Her?
[20:29] Futaro
    Y'know, her.
[20:31] Futaro
    Her name is...
[20:33] Futaro
    Itsu...
[20:34] Futaro
    Itsu...
[20:35] Miku
    Oh, that's what he's doing.
[20:37] Miku
    Itsuki-chan?
[20:40] Futaro
    You fell for it!
[20:41] Futaro
    Ichika's the only one who
    calls her Itsuki-chan!
[20:43] Futaro
    Which means you're Ichika!
[20:50] Miku
    You got me good.
[20:52] Futaro
    Sheesh, you made me waste so much time.
[20:55] Futaro
    I figured it'd be you, since I couldn't
    figure out what was bothering you.
[21:02] Miku
    Wow.
[21:03] Futaro
    Is it about work?
[21:04] Futaro
    I heard it's gotten busy.
[21:06] Miku
    Something like that.
[21:08] Miku
    Well, I have to get ready for the trip home.
[21:10] Miku
    See you.
[21:12] (Flashback) Grandpa
    Over a long time, you learn to identify
    their mannerisms, voice, subtle habits...
[21:19] Futaro
    This is the only way I can tell them apart.
[21:24] Futaro
    But that's fine.
[21:26] Futaro
    That solves everything.
[21:28] Futaro
    Fake Itsuki, you are...
[21:33] (Flashback) Grandpa
    That is tantamount to love.
[21:39] Futaro
    Are you Miku?
[21:44] Miku
    Why?
[21:46] Miku
    I said I was Ichika.
[21:48] Futaro
    Uh, sorry.
[21:49] Futaro
    I might be imagining it, but for a second,
[21:55] ---
    you looked like Miku.
[22:05] Miku
    Bingo!
[22:15] Futaro
    Seriously?
[22:17] Miku
    Can I ask you something?
[22:20] Miku
    You seemed to have a hunch
    about what was bugging me.
[22:23] Miku
    If I wasn't Fake Itsuki,
    what would you have thought it was?
[22:28] Futaro
    It's an embarrassing thought,
    now that I know I was wrong...
[22:33] Futaro
    I'll tell you, so don't laugh.
[22:35] Futaro
    I thought you were mad because I didn't
    give you anything in return after V-Day.
[22:43] Futaro
    I said not to laugh!
[22:45] Futaro
    Why did you want me to quit, anyway?
[22:48] Miku
    Actually, forget that.
[22:50] Futaro
    What?
[22:52] Miku
    Futaro's a teacher.
[22:53] Miku
    I'm his student.
[22:55] Miku
    That won't change.
[22:58] Miku
    Thank you for guessing correctly.
[23:04] Raiha
    Bye-bye.
[23:04] Nino
    See you.
[23:07] Grandpa
    My grandkids are all I have to live for,
[23:11] Grandpa
    now that I've lost Rena.
[23:15] Grandpa
    Tell my grandkids to stay true to themselves.
[23:28] (Flashback) Grandpa
    Over a long time, you learn to identify
    their mannerisms, voice, subtle habits...
[23:35] (Flashback) Grandpa
    That is tantamount to love.
[23:39] Futaro
    If that's true, then the reason
    I knew it was Miku...
[23:44] Futaro
    In any case, it's true that
    I could tell them apart.
SIGN    Episode 9
SIGN    Welcome to Class 3-1
[24:01] Miku
    "Welcome to Class 3-1."
[24:03] ---
    

9 - Welcome to Class 3-1

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[00:01] Miku
    We're going to be third-years
    starting next week.
[00:04] Itsuki
    We're the most senior people at school.
[00:06] Nino
    I'm so glad we didn't fail.
[00:09] Yotsuba
    Let's keep up the pace, everyone.
[00:11] Ichika
    Yup.
[00:12] Ichika
    Oh, and from next week,
[00:14] Ichika
    we're going to split the rent five ways.
[00:17] Ichika
    If you can't pay, you'll be
    sent back to our old apartment.
[00:21] Ichika
    Let's all work hard so we can stay together.
[00:23] Ichika
    There you have it!
[00:26] Ichika
    Ball's in your court now.
SIGN    Help Wanted
SIGN     Work:

SIGN    Service, sales, kitchen assistance
SIGN    Wage:
SIGN     950-1100 yen (trial period)

SIGN     Hours:

SIGN    At least 4 hours between 8 AM to 8 PM
    (negotiable)

[00:28] Boss
    So...
[00:29] Boss
    I'm glad you saw the ad and decided
    to come in for an interview.
[00:35] Futaro
    Why are you trying to work here?!
[00:38] Nino
    I want to know why she's here, too.
[00:41] Boss
    I'd love to hire both of you,
    but we only need one.
[00:46] Boss
    If Uesugi-kun were to quit...
[00:48] Futaro
    Oh, come on, Boss...
[00:51] Miku
    I'd like to make cakes.
[00:54] Boss
    You're good at it, huh?
[00:56] Boss
    Then you can...
[00:56] Nino
    H-Hey!
[00:57] Nino
    I'm better than her!
[00:59] Miku
    I've made chocolates tons of times this year.
[01:02] Nino
    Seriously? That was with my help!
[01:05] Miku
    I managed to make it on my own in the end.
[01:09] Boss
    These girls are your friends, aren't they?
[01:12] Futaro
    Huh? I guess.
[01:13] Boss
    You deal with it.
[01:14] Futaro
    What?!
[01:15] Miku
    Futaro, what are you going to do?
[01:17] Nino
    You'd obviously choose me, right?
[01:20] Miku
    I'll do anything you need.
[01:23] Miku
    So choose me.
[01:23] Nino
    So choose me.
[01:27] Boss
    Okay, I look forward to working
    with you starting next week.
[01:31] Miku
    I lost.
[01:32] Nino
    You shouldn't have asked for a cook-off.
[01:35] Nino
    Did you seriously think you could win?
[01:40] Nino
    I do feel bad, though.
[01:42] Miku
    The bakery across the street is hiring, too.
[01:45] Miku
    I think I'll work there.
[01:47] Nino
    You moved on surprisingly quickly.
[01:50] Nino
    Are you sure? You won't get
    to work with him there.
[01:53] Miku
    Yeah.
[01:53] Miku
    Futaro isn't my objective.
[01:57] Miku
    I realized when I made that cake today...
[02:01] (Flashback) Futaro
    It doesn't taste bad, though, really...
[02:05] Miku
    I like making things.
[02:07] Miku
    Besides...
SIGN    Always cheerful
SIGN    Good at cooking
[02:13] Miku
    I'm going to become a version of me
    that Futaro would fall in love with.
[02:17] Nino
    I don't feel like I've won.
[02:21] Nino
    But I'm going to make him
    fall for me at this job.
[02:27] Ichika
    Oh, yeah?
[02:29] Ichika
    I wonder if I've caused them
    trouble with what I said.
[02:32] Futaro
    Do you not make enough on your own to get by?
[02:35] Ichika
    We can make it work, just barely.
[02:38] Ichika
    But I've been focusing on surefire gigs
    so that I can make rent.
[02:42] Ichika
    And I want to move on to stuff
    that'll really challenge and motivate me.
[02:46] Futaro
    I see.
[02:48] Ichika
    I heard Yotsuba got hired, too.
[02:50] Ichika
    She'd been cleaning my room,
[02:53] Ichika
    so she's already an expert.
[02:55] Ichika
    Itsuki-chan's still struggling to make
    her first move, but she'll be fine.
[03:00] Futaro
    I don't care what you do,
    as long as you don't fail.
[03:05] Ichika
    I wouldn't want to fail
    after we've come so far.
[03:08] Ichika
    I'm counting on you, Sensei.
[03:15] Ichika
    Is something wrong?
[03:17] ---
    No.
[03:20] Ichika
    You know, though...
[03:21] Ichika
    I know it was my idea,
    but it makes me a little sad.
[03:26] Ichika
    Everyone's going to be busy.
[03:28] Ichika
    We won't have as many
    opportunities to be together.
[03:32] Ichika
    I wonder if this is how we're going
    to grow up and drift apart.
[03:37] Futaro
    Dunno.
[03:38] Futaro
    But I'm sure it's not a bad thing.
[03:42] Ichika
    You're right.
[03:43] Futaro
    Long story short, this concern
    would prove to be short-lived.
[03:47] Futaro
    The bond between these five turned out
    to be far stronger than I'd imagined.
SIGN    Class 1
    1. Uesugi Futaro
    2. Ueda Tomoya
    3. Ohi Emi
    4. Okegawa Shoryu
    5. Kato Satoshi
[03:54] Futaro
    They're quintuplets!
[03:56] Futaro
    Insane.
SIGN    Nakano Ichika
SIGN    Nakano Itsuki
SIGN    Nakano Nino
SIGN    Nakano Miku
SIGN    Nakano Yotsuba
[03:59] Futaro
    It's enough that you look the same.
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets ∫∫
SIGN    Welcome to Class 3-1
[05:36] Person A
    I knew the Nakanos were quintuplets...
[05:39] Person B
    But seeing them together in
    person is pretty amazing.
[05:42] Person C
    Can I call you by your first name,
    so it's not so confusing?
[05:45] Ichika
    Sure, we'd appreciate that, too.
[05:49] Person A
    Do that trick where you guess
    the same card together.
[05:51] Nino
    Sorry, we don't have telepathy or anything.
[05:54] Person B
    You look like them, too,
    don't you, Miku-chan?
[05:56] Person B
    Show me your face more!
[06:00] Itsuki
    Please, everyone, calm down.
[06:02] Futaro
    Move.
[06:04] Person A
    What?
[06:05] Person A
    Are you curious about them, too, Uesugi-kun?
[06:08] Futaro
    Bathroom.
[06:09] Futaro
    You're in my way. Move.
[06:12] Person A
    What's wrong with him?
[06:13] Person A
    What an ass.
[06:17] Ichika
    He walked right past us.
[06:18] Itsuki
    Business as usual.
[06:20] Itsuki
    Uesugi-kun's been like
    that since second year.
[06:23] Itsuki
    He seems to be deliberately trying not
    to involve himself with his classmates.
[06:27] Yotsuba
    Oh, yeah, he tried to do his duties
    at school camp on his own.
[06:31] Itsuki
    That's just how he is.
[06:33] Ichika
    I wish people could know that
    he's a good person at heart.
[06:39] Sensei
    You're all third-years starting today.
[06:42] Sensei
    As seniors, you need to behave in a way
    that inspires your underclassmen to...
[06:51] Sensei
    Yes?
[06:53] Yotsuba
    I'm announcing my bid for the
    position of class representative.
[06:57] Sensei
    What?
[06:58] Sensei
    No one asked yet.
[06:59] Yotsuba
    I'm begging!
[07:00] Yotsuba
    Please let me do it!
[07:02] Sensei
    I never said no, either.
[07:04] Sensei
    I mean, if no one else wants to...
[07:08] Yotsuba
    If you all ever need anything,
    just let me know.
[07:12] Sensei
    Why don't we choose our male
    representative, too, then?
[07:15] Sensei
    Does anyone want to run?
[07:17] Yotsuba
    Anyone?
[07:18] Sensei
    You can nominate someone, too.
[07:19] Yotsuba
    Go ahead.
[07:20] Ichika
    Yotsuba's so embarrassing.
[07:23] Person A
    It's obvious who's going
    to be the male class rep.
[07:26] Person B
    It's definitely going to be Takeda.
[07:28] Person B
    He had the highest grade on the finals, too.
[07:31] Takeda
    Sheesh, you guys.
[07:33] Yotsuba
    Sensei, I know someone perfectly
    suited for the role.
[07:37] Sensei
    Oh?
[07:41] Yotsuba
    Uesugi Futaro-san!
[07:43] Futaro
    Huh?!
[07:45] Person A
    Is Uesugi-kun really cut out for it?
[07:47] Person B
    She's not going to even consider Takeda-kun?
[07:49] Futaro
    Yotsuba... What have you done?!
[07:52] Sensei
    All right, shall we move on to our next role?
[07:54] Futaro
    Sensei, I never said I'd do it.
[08:00] Futaro
    Damn that Yotsuba! Who asked her?!
[08:04] Miku
    Futaro, do you have a minute?
    I want to ask you something.
[08:09] Miku
    There's a magic lamp here.
[08:11] Futaro
    There isn't.
[08:12] Miku
    There is.
[08:13] Futaro
    Is this a psychological test?
[08:15] Miku
    If it could grant you five wishes,
    what would they be?
[08:19] Futaro
    Where's this coming from?
[08:21] Futaro
    This is a psychological test, isn't it?
[08:25] Futaro
    Would anyone answer anything
    other than to become rich?
[08:29] Miku
    Money...
[08:31] Futaro
    Will that do?
[08:32] Miku
    Four more.
[08:33] Futaro
    Why isn't it three in total?!
[08:35] Miku
    You can ask for anything.
[08:36] Miku
    You can use magic, you know?
[08:39] Futaro
    I've thought about wanting more stamina,
[08:42] ---
    but working more would only wear me out more,
[08:43] ---
    Fortunes
[08:45] Futaro
    so faster recovery times would be nice.
[08:46] Futaro
    I don't sleep well these days, either.
[08:49] Futaro
    And I could do with some better luck, too.
[08:51] Miku
    Got it.
[08:52] Futaro
    What did you get?
[08:54] Futaro
    Huh?
[08:55] Futaro
    Why won't you tell me?
[08:57] Person A
    There you are!
[08:58] Person A
    Yotsuba-chan!
[09:00] Person B
    Sensei was calling you.
[09:02] Person A
    Come on!
[09:04] Miku
    Uh...
[09:05] Futaro
    That's not Yotsuba.
[09:07] Futaro
    That's Miku, the middle sister.
[09:09] Person A
    Really?
[09:11] Person B
    Sorry. We're still learning who's who.
[09:14] Miku
    It's okay, I'm used to it.
[09:16] Person A
    Hey, Yotsuba-chan, Sensei's calling.
[09:18] Futaro
    They get it wrong without fail!
[09:20] Futaro
    Listen, to make it easy, just remember
    who they are by their accessories.
[09:24] Futaro
    This utterly tacky hairpin
    is the fifth sister, Itsuki.
[09:27] Itsuki
    That was completely uncalled for.
[09:30] Futaro
    Yotsuba is the one with
    the gaudy ribbon.
[09:32] Futaro
    Keep that in mind, and you'll be fine.
[09:35] Futaro
    Not that I'm in any position
    to lecture them...
[09:39] Person A
    Wow, Uesugi-kun.
[09:41] Person B
    Thanks.
[09:42] Person B
    No wonder you're the class rep.
[09:44] Person B
    Teach us more about the five!
[09:46] Person A
    Look, there's another one over there.
[09:48] Futaro
    Hey!
[09:49] Person B
    Yotsuba-chan!
[09:50] Futaro
    No, that one is Nino!
[09:52] Miku
    Those girls...
[09:53] Miku
    They're being too clingy with Futaro...
[09:56] Itsuki
    It's not a bad thing.
[09:58] Itsuki
    I think he's changing, too.
[10:01] Itsuki
    I understand getting a
    little jealous, though.
[10:04] Itsuki
    A-As a friend, I mean.
[10:07] Itsuki
    It still makes no sense to me, though.
[10:10] ---
    How could anyone fall in love with him?
[10:13] Miku
    I asked Futaro what his five wishes would be.
SIGN    Futaro's wishes Money Stamina Better Sleep Faster Recovery Better luck
[10:17] Nino
    None of these work.
[10:20] Yotsuba
    What should we do?
[10:21] Itsuki
    In any case, we should hurry.
[10:25] Miku
    Yeah, it's coming up.
[10:27] Miku
    Futaro's birthday's almost here.
[10:31] Person A
    Class Rep Uesugi!
[10:33] Person A
    I want to talk to Miku-chan.
[10:36] Person B
    Class Rep!
[10:38] Person B
    Could you hand this to Ichika-chan?
[10:40] Person C
    For Nino-chan.
[10:42] Person A
    For Itsuki-chan.
[10:43] Person B
    For Yotsuba-chan.
[10:44] Futaro
    This is such a pain!
[10:47] Futaro
    Uh, now that we are third-years...
[10:50] Takeda
    Pardon me.
[10:52] Takeda
    Class Rep Uesugi, you're talking
    too quietly. I can't hear you.
[10:57] Takeda
    Could you be a little louder?
[11:02] Futaro
    I'd like to discuss what's arguably
    the biggest event of the first term.
[11:07] Yotsuba
    It begins!
[11:09] Futaro
    The national mock exams!
[11:09] Yotsuba
    The school trip!
[11:11] Yotsuba
    Let's all have fun!
[11:14] All
    Whoo!
[11:15] Futaro
    Really? That?
[11:17] Miku
    Nino, are you going to work?
[11:20] Nino
    Yes.
[11:20] Nino
    Today's the first day.
[11:22] Miku
    Can I ask you for a favor, then?
[11:24] Nino
    What do you want now?
[11:25] Nino
    I'm not switching with you.
[11:27] Miku
    If you're going to be with Futaro,
[11:29] ---
    could you find some information for his gift?
[11:31] Nino
    Huh? Me?
[11:33] Nino
    You're sure?
[11:34] Miku
    Yeah.
[11:35] Miku
    I have to go to work starting today, too.
[11:37] Miku
    I have to work hard to make
    him happy on his birthday.
[11:43] Nino
    You've got some confidence,
    letting me make the move.
[11:47] Nino
    A lot happened during spring break,
    but I'm in the lead...
[11:51] Nino
    I think.
[11:53] Nino
    So why am I feeling so anxious?
[11:57] (Flashback) Ichika
    I don't think it worked out that way for me.
[12:01] Nino
    I confessed to him.
[12:03] Nino
    There's no way it hasn't had
    an effect on him, right?
[12:06] Futaro
    Oh, are you starting today?
[12:08] Nino
    Y-Yeah, I am.
[12:09] Nino
    They're letting me into the kitchen already.
[12:12] Nino
    By the way, what do you think of my hair?
[12:15] Futaro
    Well, it looks like it's suited for work.
[12:17] Futaro
    Don't drag me down.
[12:18] Nino
    Who do you think I am?
[12:21] Nino
    This job is a piece of cake.
[12:26] Futaro
    You may be in charge of the chores,
    but you're still a spoiled rich girl.
[12:30] Futaro
    You're about to learn how hard
    work—the real world—truly is!
[12:34] Boss
    Amazing! It's perfect!
[12:36] Boss
    I can't believe you pulled
    this off on your first day.
[12:39] Boss
    You're a genius.
[12:40] Nino
    Am I?
[12:42] Nino
    You're just good at teaching, Boss.
[12:47] Nino
    If anything, I feel like he's
    more distant than before.
[12:49] Nino
    Maybe I shouldn't have confessed.
[12:53] Boss
    Man, I'm so glad you joined us, Nakano-san.
[12:57] Boss
    We have an important reservation tonight.
[13:00] Person A
    Oh, yeah, all the part-timers
    are working today.
[13:03] Person A
    Is a large group coming in?
[13:05] Boss
    No, just one person.
[13:07] Boss
    A famous reviewer,
    known to those in the know.
[13:11] Boss
    May.
[13:12] Boss
    Her evaluations are said
    to be so accurate that
[13:15] Boss
    a shop's customers are multiplied by the
    number of stars she gives it on review sites.
[13:20] Boss
    And she wants to try our new spring dish.
[13:24] Boss
    For five stars!
[13:25] Nino
    Yes!
[13:26] Nino
    I need to work hard.
[13:27] Nino
    I have to become part of the team here
    and get closer to Futaro soon.
[13:33] Person A
    Boss, this batter...
[13:35] Person A
    It doesn't taste quite right.
[13:39] ---
    Indeed...
[13:40] Nino
    I'm sorry! That one's mine.
[13:42] Boss
    Let's redo it.
[13:44] Nino
    O-Okay.
[13:47] Futaro
    I'm going for a break.
[13:48] Boss
    Okay.
[13:50] Boss
    Nakano-san, take a break while you can, too.
[13:52] Nino
    No, I can keep going.
[13:54] Nino
    I want to keep going.
[13:55] Boss
    You should take breaks
    when you have the chance to.
[13:59] Boss
    This must have been especially
    hard for you as a newcomer.
[14:02] Boss
    Sorry.
[14:03] Nino
    Okay.
[14:05] Nino
    I understand.
[14:09] Nino
    What do I do?
[14:10] Nino
    Everyone seemed busy because of me.
[14:13] Nino
    I should go back and...
[14:14] Futaro
    The boss said it, too.
[14:16] Futaro
    It's not your fault.
[14:17] Futaro
    It's entirely the boss's fault for
    pushing the work onto a new recruit.
[14:23] Nino
    But it's not usually a problem.
[14:24] Nino
    Why did it have to happen today?
[14:27] Nino
    I embarrassed myself in front of Futaro.
[14:30] Futaro
    Take a look at this.
[14:33] Futaro
    But don't get too good of a look.
[14:37] Futaro
    They're Santa decorations that I accidentally
    bought a thousand of instead of a hundred.
[14:44] Nino
    Huh?
[14:44] Futaro
    Also, the dent on this rack...
[14:46] Futaro
    This is from when I fell.
[14:48] Nino
    Wh-What are you talking about?
[14:50] Futaro
    I can't count the number of times I served
    cakes to the wrong customers or broke dishes.
[14:56] Futaro
    Compared to that, your mistake was trivial.
[14:58] Nino
    Are you trying to cheer me up?
[15:00] Futaro
    N-No, I'm not!
[15:02] Futaro
    I'm trying to teach you how brutal work is!
[15:05] Futaro
    I'm your senior, technically.
[15:09] Nino
    Why?
[15:11] Nino
    Why are you avoiding me, then?
[15:15] Nino
    Sorry to make things awkward for you.
[15:18] Nino
    It must be hard working with me.
[15:20] Futaro
    I've worked a ton of jobs, but every
    time something happens, I realize...
[15:27] Futaro
    all I'm ever good for is studying.
[15:30] Futaro
    All I am is smart, the top of the class,
    and easily qualified to tutor the five of you.
[15:37] Nino
    You sound way too confident.
[15:40] Futaro
    So this is the first time...
[15:42] Futaro
    that anyone's told me they loved me.
[15:45] Futaro
    I didn't know how to talk to you.
[15:48] Futaro
    But I'll answer now.
[15:50] Futaro
    How I feel about you is...
[15:51] Nino
    Wait!
[15:52] Nino
    I know you don't like me.
[15:55] Nino
    I've been so nasty to you.
[15:58] Nino
    But don't make up your mind yet.
[15:59] Nino
    We're finally working together, and I
    haven't gotten to tell you anything yet.
[16:03] Nino
    So I want you to know me better.
[16:06] Nino
    I want you to really know
    how much I love you!
[16:13] Futaro
    That so?
[16:17] Boss
    Perfect timing, you two.
[16:20] Boss
    May-san has arrived.
[16:22] Futaro
    Got it. I'll be right there.
[16:25] Boss
    What's wrong, Uesugi-kun?
[16:27] Boss
    Your face is red up to your ears.
[16:29] Futaro
    No, this is...
[16:34] Nino
    Best be ready,
[16:35] Nino
    Fu-kun.
[16:40] Futaro
    That's May-san.
[16:50] Nino
    I'll go take her order.
[16:57] Futaro
    We're in the middle of work!
[17:02] Nino
    What the hell are you doing, Itsuki?
[17:03] Futaro
    It can't be...
[17:04] Itsuki
    How did you know?!
[17:10] Ichika
    Morning.
[17:13] Futaro
    Ichika.
[17:14] Futaro
    It's almost fishy how often I
    bump into you on the way to school.
[17:17] Ichika
    Huh? Oh...
[17:18] Futaro
    Aren't the other girls with you?
[17:21] Ichika
    I came to buy this. It's just
    a coincidence that I ran into you.
[17:25] Ichika
    Oh, this is for you.
[17:28] Futaro
    You got it for me when you
    didn't know you'd run into me?
[17:32] Futaro
    I can't drink coffee, though.
[17:34] Futaro
    It's too bitter.
[17:35] Ichika
    I-I'll have it, then.
[17:37] Ichika
    Yum.
[17:38] Futaro
    Let's go, before we're late.
[17:42] Ichika
    I blew it.
[17:44] Ichika
    The offering plan didn't work.
[17:47] Ichika
    I could never go for a direct
    attack like Nino, though.
[17:51] Ichika
    But I don't ever want to
    give up this position.
[17:59] Futaro
    Did you always wear glasses?
[18:00] Ichika
    You never noticed?
[18:01] Ichika
    You sure are dense.
[18:04] Ichika
    Well?
[18:05] Ichika
    Do I look a little smarter?
[18:07] Ichika
    It's supposed to be a disguise, actually.
[18:09] Futaro
    A disguise?
[18:10] Ichika
    There was a screening yesterday
    for the movie I was in.
[18:13] Ichika
    It got a decent amount of
    attention on TV and stuff.
[18:17] Ichika
    Remember? It's that movie from way back.
[18:23] Futaro
    You were disguising yourself
    so people won't talk to you?
[18:26] Futaro
    How very Hollywood!
[18:27] Ichika
    Hey!
[18:28] Ichika
    You're embarrassing me! Stop it!
[18:31] Futaro
    You're all masters of disguise, aren't you?
[18:33] Ichika
    Oh, I like that.
[18:35] Ichika
    We keep all this on us for
    these kinds of occasions.
[18:38] Ichika
    I could probably pull off
    Yotsuba or Miku right away.
[18:41] Ichika
    Oh, I could do Nino.
[18:46] Ichika
    Maybe I shouldn't. You wouldn't
    be able to tell me apart.
[18:50] Futaro
    I wish you wouldn't underestimate me.
[18:53] Futaro
    Just the other day, I managed to see
    through Miku's disguise without any hints.
[18:58] Ichika
    Is that...
[19:00] Futaro
    Huh?
[19:01] Futaro
    Aren't they your sisters?
[19:05] ---
    I'll show you just how wrong you are.
[19:08] Futaro
    Come on, Itsuki. She's eating again.
[19:11] Futaro
    Yotsuba's so loud.
[19:14] Ichika
    Don't.
[19:15] Futaro
    I was shocked when Nino
    came to work at my shop,
[19:18] Futaro
    but I was even more shocked hearing Miku
    is working at the bakery across the street.
[19:23] Ichika
    Please, stop.
[19:24] Futaro
    My boss was happy that our rival
    business had suddenly lost business.
[19:29] Ichika
    Please don't talk about the other girls.
[19:31] Ichika
    Wait.
[19:33] Ichika
    Nobody else.
[19:35] Ichika
    I want you to keep your eyes on me alone.
[19:38] Ichika
    Hey...
[19:39] Ichika
    Let's skip class together.
[19:45] Futaro
    No way.
[19:48] Ichika
    Why not?! Just a little!
[19:50] Futaro
    That's crazy!
[19:54] Futaro
    We're going to be late
    thanks to your whining!
[19:58] Ichika
    Jeez, you're so proper, Futaro-kun.
[20:00] Futaro
    You already skip tutoring
    sessions enough as it is.
[20:03] Futaro
    Get your act together!
SIGN    Urgh
[20:05] Ichika
    Skip?
[20:07] Ichika
    I've been working, you know.
[20:10] Futaro
    We barely made it.
[20:12] Ichika
    Things just aren't working out.
[20:14] Person A
    I saw the news this morning, Ichika-san!
[20:15] Person B
    Are you actually an actress?!
[20:17] Person C
    I'm so surprised.
[20:18] Person A
    I never knew we had a star in our class.
[20:21] Futaro
    Was it such a big movie?
[20:23] Ichika
    Y-Yeah.
[20:24] Futaro
    Not that I care.
[20:27] Futaro
    Good on you for clearing that audition.
[20:30] Futaro
    You're a good liar now.
[20:33] Ichika
    Is it bad that I'm so simple?
[20:38] Ichika
    You paid attention to me and remembered...
[20:43] Ichika
    That fact alone touches me more
    than any of our classmates' praise.
[20:53] Yotsuba
    Hey, Ichika.
[20:55] Yotsuba
    I'll see you at the library.
[20:57] Ichika
    I'm coming.
[20:58] Person A
    But I want to talk to you more.
[21:00] Person B
    Just a little longer.
[21:03] Ichika
    Sorry, I have a study group.
[21:07] Person A
    Huh? Where did Ichika-chan go?
[21:12] Ichika
    Sorry.
[21:14] Futaro
    You're still here?
[21:17] Futaro
    Let's go, Miku.
[21:19] Ichika
    Sorry, it's me...
[21:21] Futaro
    It's already releasing, huh?
    Time flies.
[21:23] Ichika
    Huh? What?
[21:25] Futaro
    Ichika's movie.
[21:28] Futaro
    You were the one
    who told me about it yesterday.
[21:32] Ichika
    I see.
[21:33] Ichika
    Miku did.
[21:36] Ichika
    A lot's happened since then.
[21:38] Ichika
    Not just with me, but probably
    with the others, too.
[21:42] Ichika
    I guess I was never going to be special.
[21:47] (Flashback) Miku
    Do as you wish.
[21:49] (Flashback) Miku
    I'm going to win.
[21:50] (Flashback) Nino
    I'd walk over them to get with him.
[21:52] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    I don't want you to hold back.
[21:54] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    I want you to do what
    you want to do.
[22:01] Ichika
    Futaro-k—
[22:02] Ichika
    Futaro.
[22:04] Futaro
    Yes?
[22:06] Ichika
    Futaro, can I tell you something?
[22:11] Ichika
    Ichika likes you.
[22:16] Ichika
    I think you'd look good together.
[22:18] Ichika
    I'm rooting for you two.
[22:21] Futaro
    You're not serious, right?
[22:26] Ichika
    Oh, I'm very serious.
SIGN    Episode 10
SIGN    Five Cranes in Return
[24:01] ---
    Five Cranes in Return!
SIGN    

10 - Five Cranes in Return

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[00:04] (Flashback) Ichika
    Ichika likes you.
[00:09] Futaro
    What do you want?
[00:11] Takeda
    Must be rough, eh, Uesugi-kun?
[00:13] Takeda
    Tutoring the Nakanos.
[00:15] Futaro
    How did you know about that?
[00:17] Takeda
    My dad's the president of this high school.
[00:20] Takeda
    We and their father have been
    in a very friendly relationship.
[00:26] Takeda
    Damn elite cabals.
[00:28] Takeda
    I can't imagine you'd have the time
    to be tutoring right now, though.
[00:34] Takeda
    Now that you've fallen from
    the top of our grade,
[00:37] ---
    there've been discussions
    that I ought to take over.
[00:45] Takeda
    I've finally taken the top position
    in our grade from you!
[00:49] Takeda
    Yes!
[00:50] Takeda
    I win! I win!
[00:52] Takeda
    Yes! Oh, yes!
[00:54] Takeda
    Yes! Yes! Yes!
[00:55] Takeda
    Uesugi-kun,
[00:56] Takeda
    our long-standing rivalry has come to an end!
[01:01] Takeda
    It began two years ago, when I was pursuing
    the top of the grade, and you appeared...
[01:04] Futaro
    Wait, who are you?
[01:08] Takeda
    Y'know, I'm Takeda Yusuke. I've been
    on your heels in grades this whole time.
[01:11] Futaro
    Never heard of you.
[01:12] Futaro
    I've only ever gotten full marks. I've never
    thought about anyone second or below.
[01:18] Takeda
    Second or below?!
[01:21] Futaro
    All right.
[01:22] Futaro
    Let's begin our study session.
[01:24] Ichika
    Um...
[01:25] Ichika
    Is Takeda-kun joining us?
[01:27] Futaro
    Why are you following me?
[01:29] Takeda
    You don't have time to be doing this, do you?
[01:32] Takeda
    There's something more important
    for you to be doing.
[01:34] Futaro
    What are you talking about?
[01:36] Takeda
    To be frank,
[01:38] ---
    these girls are holding you back.
[01:43] Nino
    Holding him back?!
[01:44] Takeda
    For him to quit tutoring would be
    in his best interest, above all else.
[01:50] Takeda
    It's your fault.
[01:52] Takeda
    You turned him into a mediocre man.
[01:55] Takeda
    I'd appreciate if you'd free him already.
[01:59] Futaro
    You're right.
[02:01] Futaro
    But until last summer, or rather,
    if I hadn't taken this job,
[02:07] ---
    I would have failed to
    even be a mediocre man.
[02:10] Futaro
    I'd thought I knew it all just from
    memorizing textbooks cover to cover.
[02:16] Futaro
    I never knew that there were
    such idiots in the world.
[02:21] Futaro
    That I was as much of an idiot as I am.
[02:24] Futaro
    I'm going to stick with them
    for as long as they want.
[02:27] Miku
    Futaro.
[02:28] Takeda
    If you insist, I'd like to see
    you prove it with results.
[02:32] Takeda
    If you don't make it in, say, the top one
    hundred of the coming national mock exams,
[02:37] ---
    I'll have you accept my conditions.
[02:38] Futaro
    Top hundred?
[02:39] Futaro
    Forget about it.
[02:41] Futaro
    Top ten.
[02:43] Futaro
    I'm going to continue tutoring them
[02:45] ---
    and make it into the top ten
    of the national mock exams.
[02:48] Futaro
    And I'm going to prove that
    they aren't holding me back.
[02:52] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san!
[02:53] Takeda
    You're going big.
[02:55] Takeda
    You don't stand a chance.
[02:57] Takeda
    Especially if you're teaching
    the five of them at the same time.
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets ∫∫
SIGN    Five Cranes in Return
SIGN    Nakano Quintuplets
SIGN    Futaro's birthday is coming up in three days, right?
SIGN    We've been thinking about what to get him
SIGN    But do you think it might get
SIGN    in the way of his exam studies?
SIGN    Let's scrap the idea for now
[04:52] Futaro
    Sorry, I'm going to go get some fresh air.
[05:01] Futaro
    I need to get their grades up
    so they can graduate.
[05:06] Futaro
    I'd like to focus on my own mock exam, but...
[05:10] Futaro
    No, I need to make both happen.
[05:12] Futaro
    They aren't holding me back.
[05:14] Miku
    Futaro.
[05:16] Futaro
    Miku.
[05:18] (Flashback) Ichika
    Oh, I am very serious.
[05:22] Miku
    About the day after tomorrow...
[05:22] Futaro
    About the day before yesterday...
[05:24] Futaro
    Go ahead.
[05:25] Miku
    You go.
[05:26] Futaro
    I...
[05:27] Ichika
    What are you guys talking about?
[05:32] Futaro
    Wh-What does it matter?
[05:35] Miku
    Do you think Futaro will be okay?
[05:37] Ichika
    He'll be fine.
[05:39] Ichika
    All we can do is lighten his
    burden as much as we can.
[05:43] Ichika
    So let's forget about the
    birthday thing for now.
[05:48] Miku
    Okay.
[05:51] Ichika
    I can't regret what I did.
[05:54] Ichika
    This is how I decided I was going to fight.
[05:56] Ichika
    I've put the brakes on the others,
    so this is my chance!
[05:59] Ichika
    I'm going to be the only
    one giving him a gift.
[06:02] Ichika
    I can't be having second thoughts now.
[06:05] Nino
    I spent too long choosing, and now I'm late.
[06:08] Ichika
    Nino.
[06:09] Ichika
    What's that?
[06:10] Nino
    Oh, these?
[06:12] Nino
    Stress-relieving candles.
[06:14] Nino
    His birthday's almost here.
[06:16] Nino
    Oh, shoot.
[06:18] Nino
    I was supposed to keep it
    a secret until the day of.
[06:20] Ichika
    Didn't you see my message last night?
[06:22] Nino
    Oh, that?
[06:24] Nino
    I did, but I want to
    give him a gift, so I will.
[06:26] Nino
    Hang on, does that mean I'm the
    only one giving him a gift?
[06:31] Nino
    It'll work even better, then.
[06:34] Ichika
    I forgot.
[06:36] Ichika
    Nino's brakes are busted!
[06:39] Nino
    So?
[06:40] Ichika
    Huh? So what?
[06:42] Nino
    You have a gift for him too, don't you?
[06:51] Nino
    We're going to have to make one thing clear.
[06:55] Nino
    I asked you to stop Dad on the
    last day of our spring break vacation.
[07:01] Nino
    And yet, he arrived where
    we were supposed to meet up.
[07:04] Nino
    Do you have an explanation?
[07:07] Ichika
    We all have different tastes
    for quintuplets, right?
[07:11] Nino
    Yeah, and that always makes
    doing the cooking a real pain.
[07:16] Ichika
    Nino, do you like Futaro-kun?
[07:19] Nino
    I love him.
[07:20] Ichika
    So do I.
[07:22] Ichika
    Why does this have to be
    the one thing we agree on?
[07:26] Ichika
    Sorry, Nino, but I don't plan
    on letting you have him.
[07:30] Nino
    How condescending, just because
    you're technically the oldest sister.
[07:34] Ichika
    Who even gives a guy aromatherapy candles?
[07:38] Nino
    What? Your gift card's pretty tacky, too!
[07:41] Ichika
    Why?
[07:41] Ichika
    He can use it to buy what he really wants!
[07:48] Yotsuba
    You scared me.
[07:49] Yotsuba
    I thought Uesugi-san came back.
[07:52] Nino
    What are you making, Yotsuba?
[07:53] Yotsuba
    One thousand cranes.
[07:55] Yotsuba
    I thought we could make them
    for him to help his grades.
[07:59] Ichika
    Isn't that something you give to sick people?
[08:02] Nino
    I've heard they do bring good luck.
[08:05] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san seems kind of tired.
[08:09] Yotsuba
    He never admits it,
[08:10] ---
    but tutoring us while he's also
    studying himself is a huge burden,
[08:14] Yotsuba
    so I want him to at least stay healthy.
[08:18] Yotsuba
    Done!
[08:19] Nino
    Didn't we agree not to do gifts, though?
[08:22] Yotsuba
    Sorry!
[08:24] Yotsuba
    I didn't mean it that way!
[08:26] Ichika
    Y-Yotsuba, we're in the library.
[08:28] Nino
    You don't have to beat yourself up over it!
[08:31] Yotsuba
    I hate myself!
[08:33] Yotsuba
    I feel like I'm cheating!
[08:37] Yotsuba
    I'm a horrible human being
    for breaking our agreement!
[08:40] Ichika
    Um...
[08:41] Miku
    Sorry.
[08:43] Miku
    These are couples tickets for the gym.
[08:46] Miku
    I thought we could train together.
[08:48] Miku
    I asked for a partial advance
    on my pay so I could afford them.
[08:51] Miku
    Sorry for trying to get ahead.
[08:54] Ichika
    We sure are quintuplets.
[08:56] Ichika
    Let's do this, then.
[08:58] Ichika
    It'll get in the way of his studying if we
    give him anything before the mock exams.
[09:02] Ichika
    So let's all give him our gifts after.
[09:04] Yotsuba
    Okay!
[09:05] Miku
    That sounds good.
[09:06] Nino
    H-Hey!
[09:07] Nino
    Who said you could decide?
[09:09] Nino
    Are you even okay with that?
[09:12] Ichika
    You guys don't get him.
[09:15] Ichika
    Even if we all give him our gifts,
    he's going to like mine the best.
[09:21] Miku
    So nothing on his actual birthday, then?
[09:25] Yotsuba
    I know!
[09:26] Yotsuba
    How about this?
[09:35] Itsuki
    Studying so late?
[09:37] Itsuki
    You must be having a rough time.
SIGN    De-drowsifier
[09:39] Itsuki
    This is for you.
[09:40] Futaro
    Itsuki.
[09:42] Futaro
    What do you mean?
[09:43] Futaro
    This isn't rough.
[09:47] Futaro
    Who do you think I am?
[09:51] Itsuki
    I visited a cram school instructor
    named Shimoda-san the other day.
[09:57] Itsuki
    I don't know if it counts as work,
[10:00] ---
    but I'm going to aim to improve my academic
    capabilities while I assist Shimoda-san.
[10:05] Futaro
    Am I not good enough?
[10:07] Itsuki
    Please don't get upset.
[10:09] Itsuki
    This isn't about you.
[10:11] Itsuki
    I just wanted to do a job that
    I could make part of myself.
[10:15] Itsuki
    For the sake of my dream past the
    mock exams and past graduation,
[10:19] ---
    I wanted to get a look
    at education in action.
[10:23] Futaro
    I can never predict you guys.
[10:27] Futaro
    Ever since the new term, Yotsuba,
    Nino, Ichika, and even Miku...
[10:32] Itsuki
    Has something happened?
[10:39] Itsuki
    I'll tell you someday.
[10:48] Futaro
    How long has it been?
SIGN    From: Raiha
    
    Onii-chan, when are you coming home?
    We're ready for your birthday party
[10:51] Futaro
    Oh, yeah, that was today.
[10:55] Futaro
    I should go home.
[11:00] Futaro
    Five cranes?
[11:04] Futaro
    What's this?
SIGN    National Mock Exams
    Day 1 Day 2
    8:40-9:40 Socials 1 8:40-9:40 Science 1
    9:50-10:50 Socials 2 9:50-10:50 Science 2
    11:00-12:00 Japanese 11:00-12:00 Math 1
    13:00-14:20 English (written)
    14:30-15:20 English (listening)

[11:15] Futaro
    I guess I'm not alone.
[11:19] Futaro
    They're working hard, too.
[11:24] Futaro
    I have to keep up.
[11:28] Takeda
    We've received the results of the national
    mock exam from several days ago.
[11:33] Takeda
    Though their grades vary, all of them have
    made considerable progress since last year.
[11:39] Takeda
    I was eighth nationally.
SIGN    6 Kurosaki Riko
    7 Miyazono Akina
    8 Takeda Yusuke
    9 Ono Wakana
    10 Azumi Hiroto
[11:42] Takeda
    And Uesugi-kun...
SIGN    5 Hashikawa Masaki
    4 Maebashi Yuki
    3 Uesugi
[11:50] Takeda
    You got me.
[11:52] Takeda
    Third nationally?
[11:55] Takeda
    I have to tip my hat to you, Uesugi-kun.
SIGN    Komugiya
[12:04] Yotsuba
    Um...
[12:05] Yotsuba
    This is a bakery, right?
[12:08] Yotsuba
    Not a rock shop?
[12:09] Person A
    W-Well, Nakano-san just started working here.
[12:16] Yotsuba
    It looks dead.
[12:18] Person A
    I don't get it.
[12:20] Person A
    I'm having her follow the instructions.
[12:22] Person A
    She has some mysterious
    ability to screw it up.
[12:24] Miku
    Maybe I'm not cut out for this.
[12:27] Yotsuba
    H-Have confidence!
[12:28] Yotsuba
    I think it's becoming more
    food-like than before.
[12:31] Yotsuba
    Keep it up!
[12:33] Miku
    Okay.
[12:36] Yotsuba
    It's bread!
[12:37] Yotsuba
    Did you really make this, Miku?
[12:39] Miku
    Yup.
[12:40] Person A
    We can't quite sell this yet.
[12:44] Person A
    I'm glad you got this far, though, Miku-chan.
[12:48] Miku
    Thank you, manager.
[12:51] Yotsuba
    Let's have Uesugi-san try this.
[12:54] Yotsuba
    I bet he'll be surprised.
[12:56] Miku
    It's not that good yet.
[12:58] Yotsuba
    Did you say you were aiming
    for the school trip?
[13:00] Miku
    Yes.
[13:01] Miku
    Lunch on the first day is
    supposed to be up to us.
[13:04] Miku
    "In raiding and plundering be like fire."
[13:07] Miku
    I'm going to give him my
    best one when we're there.
[13:11] Yotsuba
    I see!
[13:13] Yotsuba
    I'm sure he'll love it.
[13:15] Miku
    There's one more problem, though.
[13:18] Miku
    We might not be able to spend lunch
    together if we aren't in the same group.
[13:22] Miku
    I want to tour Kyoto with
    him more than anything.
[13:25] Yotsuba
    Miku...
[13:27] Yotsuba
    Leave this to me!
SIGN    School Trip
[13:29] Futaro
    With the national mock exams over,
[13:32] ---
    I'd like to discuss the school trip.
[13:36] Futaro
    We'll be forming groups for our activities.
[13:39] Futaro
    Each group can have up to five people.
[13:44] Yotsuba
    Let's see...
[13:46] Yotsuba
    Where is Uesugi-san?
[13:49] Yotsuba
    There!
[13:50] Yotsuba
    Hey! Uesugi—
[13:51] Ichika
    Yotsuba.
[13:55] Ichika
    Over here.
[13:57] Yotsuba
    What's up, Ichika?
[13:59] Ichika
    I can't wait for the school trip, can you?
[14:01] Ichika
    People are having trouble with
    forming groups of five or less...
[14:05] Ichika
    but it's perfect for us, huh?
[14:09] Yotsuba
    Good thing we're quintuplets, huh?
[14:11] Ichika
    But what about Futaro-kun?
[14:14] Ichika
    He's a third-year, and he doesn't
    seem to have any friends.
[14:17] Ichika
    I'm worried about him.
[14:19] Yotsuba
    Um... In that case...
[14:21] Ichika
    All right.
[14:22] Ichika
    We should make a sacrifice for him.
[14:25] Yotsuba
    Ichika?
[14:27] Ichika
    You, me, and Futaro-kun should form a group.
[14:30] ---
    Is that okay?
[14:31] Yotsuba
    Huh? Ichika!
[14:33] Ichika
    Sorry, I got a call.
[14:34] Ichika
    Okay, take care of it!
[14:38] Raiha
    Jeez, Onii-chan.
[14:40] Raiha
    You're glued to your desk
    again on your day off.
[14:44] Futaro
    What else am I supposed to do
    on my precious day off?
[14:49] Futaro
    Oh, right, I have to thank you
    for the birthday party.
[14:52] Raiha
    Is it a gift?!
[14:54] Raiha
    What is it?
SIGN    Super easy-to-understand
    Exam questions
[14:56] Raiha
    No thanks.
[14:58] Raiha
    You don't need to thank me.
[15:01] Raiha
    You should be thanking Yotsuba-san.
[15:03] Futaro
    Why would you bring up Yotsuba?
[15:05] Raiha
    I knew you'd forget!
[15:08] Raiha
    Didn't she help you at school camp?
[15:12] Raiha
    I told you, you need to give her
    something in return.
[15:15] Raiha
    It's a new school year.
    I can't believe you didn't get her anything.
[15:18] Raiha
    That's what's wrong with you, Onii-chan!
[15:21] Yotsuba
    Huh? A gift for me?
[15:24] Yotsuba
    From you?
[15:25] Futaro
    My budget is 1,000... 1,500 yen.
[15:29] Yotsuba
    Is that why you showed up
    here out of nowhere?
[15:32] Yotsuba
    It's so like you to ask, though.
[15:35] Yotsuba
    Shouldn't you make it a
    surprise or something?
[15:37] Futaro
    I'm tired of giving gifts
    that people don't want.
[15:40] Futaro
    Just tell me what you want.
[15:43] Yotsuba
    Let's see...
[15:45] Yotsuba
    I know a good place to go.
[15:50] Yotsuba
    This is going to be a fun day!
[15:53] Futaro
    You sure?
[15:54] Futaro
    So far, we're just walking.
[15:56] Yotsuba
    That's why it's fun.
[15:58] Yotsuba
    This is a date.
[16:02] Yotsuba
    Wh-Why don't we go for lunch first?
[16:05] Futaro
    Lunch, huh? I'm up for anything.
[16:08] Yotsuba
    This restaurant is Itsuki's favorite.
[16:11] Futaro
    There's no way we're going
    to eat here for under 1,500 yen.
[16:14] Yotsuba
    This is the spa Miku was a member at.
[16:17] Futaro
    No way!
SIGN    Cursed Reply
[16:18] Yotsuba
    The movie Ichika's in.
[16:20] Futaro
    Ooh.
[16:21] Yotsuba
    Good thing she gave me tickets.
[16:23] Futaro
    That wouldn't make it a gift from me.
[16:26] Yotsuba
    Finally, I found it!
[16:28] Yotsuba
    I've been looking for this.
[16:30] Futaro
    Clothes, huh?
[16:31] Futaro
    I'll buy you that, then.
[16:33] Futaro
    I wouldn't mind going a little over budget.
[16:35] Yotsuba
    Yay!
[16:36] Yotsuba
    Nino's been wanting this.
[16:38] Yotsuba
    I bet she'll be happy.
[16:40] Futaro
    Hang on a second.
[16:43] Futaro
    Yotsuba, what is it that you want?
[16:47] Futaro
    The restaurant, the spa,
    the theater, shopping...
[16:50] Futaro
    None of it was about you.
[16:55] Yotsuba
    Um, just give me a second.
[16:58] Yotsuba
    I'm going to think about it.
[17:00] Yotsuba
    Uh...
[17:04] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san, what is it that I want?
SIGN    Nakano
[17:10] Nino
    Where has Yotsuba gone?
[17:12] Nino
    We were supposed to clean up
    around the house today.
[17:15] Ichika
    Itsuki-chan, do you recognize this box?
[17:17] Itsuki
    Oh, that's my stuff.
[17:19] Itsuki
    I packed up some clothes that
    I don't think I'll be wearing.
[17:23] Ichika
    You should throw it out if you don't need it.
[17:25] Ichika
    Not that I can talk.
[17:29] Ichika
    Itsuki-chan, you dropped something.
[17:32] Ichika
    This is from Kyoto.
[17:37] Ichika
    I see.
[17:38] Futaro
    Huh...
[17:39] Futaro
    I'm surprised you know a place like this.
[17:41] Yotsuba
    I come to this park often.
[17:44] Yotsuba
    I hop on the swing when I'm a bit bummed.
[17:48] Yotsuba
    I-I guess this is nothing fancy, though.
[17:50] Yotsuba
    Let's go somewhere nicer.
[17:57] Futaro
    It's been a while, but I've still got it.
[17:58] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san?
[18:00] Futaro
    Are you impressed, Yotsuba?
[18:02] Yotsuba
    Jeez, you're like a child.
[18:04] Yotsuba
    Besides, that's not that impressive.
[18:07] Yotsuba
    I'll show you how it's done. Watch this.
[18:10] Yotsuba
    See? How's that!
[18:14] Futaro
    I can go even higher!
[18:24] Yotsuba
    I like this view you get
    when you swing full force.
[18:29] Yotsuba
    It's not exactly a million-dollar nightscape,
[18:32] ---
    but when I imagine that there's a home—
    a family—for every light...
[18:38] Yotsuba
    I feel warm inside.
[18:40] Yotsuba
    And then...
[18:49] Yotsuba
    I beat my old record!
[18:51] Yotsuba
    Can you come this far, Uesugi-san?
[18:54] Futaro
    Of course I...
[19:08] Yotsuba
    U-Uesugi-san!
[19:16] Futaro
    Did you see that?!
[19:17] Futaro
    What just happened?!
[19:19] (Flashback) Futaro
    What is it that you want?
[19:23] Yotsuba
    What on earth are you doing?
[19:25] Yotsuba
    Anyway, it's late. Let's go home.
[19:27] Futaro
    Huh? Okay.
[19:29] Futaro
    Man, I never got her anything.
[19:33] Futaro
    Do I have anything?
[19:35] ---
    Super easy-to-understand
    Exam questions
[19:35] Futaro
    I-If this will do...
[19:38] Yotsuba
    That's so you, Uesugi-san.
[19:40] Yotsuba
    Thank you.
[19:42] Yotsuba
    But I already got what I wanted.
[19:47] Futaro
    You did?
[19:49] Yotsuba
    Yes.
[19:50] Futaro
    Okay, then.
[19:53] Futaro
    Are you sure?
[19:56] Yotsuba
    Let's come back again.
[19:58] Yotsuba
    With everyone, next time.
[20:02] Yotsuba
    This is for middle schoolers!
[20:05] Futaro
    Hey, you're all here today.
[20:07] Itsuki
    Well, let's start studying.
[20:09] Miku
    But first, I want to talk
    about the school trip.
[20:14] Miku
    Futaro, have you chosen who
    you're going to go with?
[20:16] Futaro
    I...
[20:17] Ichika
    Wait!
[20:18] Ichika
    Yotsuba said she has something to say.
[20:21] Yotsuba
    U-Um...
[20:22] Yotsuba
    I...
[20:24] Ichika
    Right?
[20:25] Miku
    What?
[20:27] Futaro
    Hurry up.
[20:29] Yotsuba
    U-Um, well...
[20:31] Yotsuba
    Miku and Ichika can come with...
[20:33] Yotsuba
    But Itsuki and Nino...
[20:36] Yotsuba
    We sisters have to stay together.
[20:39] Yotsuba
    Oh, I know!
[20:40] Yotsuba
    Let's just all be in the same group!
[20:43] Yotsuba
    You, too, Uesugi-san!
[20:45] Futaro
    Wha?
[20:46] Ichika
    That would be ideal, but we can
    only have up to five per group.
[20:49] Yotsuba
    I meant everyone besides me.
[20:53] Yotsuba
    That solves everything.
[20:55] Ichika
    That's a bit much.
[20:57] Futaro
    I can't have that, Yotsuba.
[21:03] Yotsuba
    Is there a problem?
[21:06] Futaro
    There is.
[21:08] Futaro
    A huge one.
[21:09] Nino
    Yeah.
[21:10] Nino
    The problem is that no one wants that.
[21:13] Nino
    At the very least, I don't.
[21:15] Nino
    How about this, then?
[21:17] Nino
    Fu-kun and I form a group by ourselves.
[21:21] Miku
    "Fu-kun"?
[21:22] Nino
    I don't know what Yotsuba was about to say,
[21:24] ---
    but that's been my plan all along.
[21:27] Nino
    I'm going with who I like.
[21:29] Nino
    You don't get to say no.
[21:32] Futaro
    U-Uh, Nino, I never...
[21:34] Nino
    Stay out of this, Fu-kun.
[21:36] Miku
    "Fu-kun"...
[21:38] Miku
    I-I...
[21:44] Nino
    If you have something to say, say it now.
[21:51] Nino
    It's settled.
[21:52] Futaro
    No, it's not!
[21:53] Futaro
    Hear me out!
[21:55] Nino
    I told you to stay quiet!
[21:58] Nino
    Just be grateful that you
    get to go on a date with me!
[22:02] Futaro
    I already made a group with
    some guys from our class.
[22:05] Futaro
    Sorry.
[22:06] Maeda
    Who's going to be the group leader?
[22:09] Takeda
    You mustn't forget about me.
[22:11] Nino
    Why does it have to be this way?
[22:14] Person A
    I thought those five would make a group.
[22:16] Person B
    They must be really tight-knit,
    to go as sisters.
[22:20] Miku
    So it's the same as always.
[22:23] Ichika
    I'm glad Futaro-kun has some friends now.
[22:27] Takeda
    School Trip
[22:28] Yotsuba
    This is so awkward!
SIGN    Episode 11
SIGN    Sisters War: Part 1
[24:01] Itsuki
    "Sisters War: Part 1."

11 - Sisters War: Part 1

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[00:04] Itsuki
    Uesugi-kun...
[00:08] Yotsuba
    Huh?
[00:08] Yotsuba
    Just you here, Itsuki?
[00:10] Itsuki
    Y-Yes!
[00:12] Yotsuba
    Did you just put something in your bag?
[00:14] Itsuki
    Yes, I'm preparing for the school trip.
[00:17] Yotsuba
    Yeah?
[00:18] Yotsuba
    It's coming up, huh?
[00:20] Yotsuba
    Things aren't so great
    between us right now...
[00:24] Yotsuba
    but hopefully the school trip
    brings us back together.
[00:28] Itsuki
    You're right.
[00:29] Itsuki
    We can get back to how we were before.
[00:34] Raiha
    Underwear, socks...
[00:36] Raiha
    Are you bringing your own toothbrush?
[00:38] Futaro
    Come on, Raiha.
[00:39] Futaro
    We don't need to buy everything new.
[00:42] Raiha
    You have money saved up from tutoring.
[00:45] Raiha
    No one's going to blame you for
    spending some of it on yourself.
[00:50] Raiha
    But the sisters are going to hate you
    if you cheaped out on their birthday.
[00:54] Futaro
    Huh?
[00:55] Futaro
    Their birthday's coming up?
[00:58] Raiha
    It already happened.
[01:00] Futaro
    I guess it doesn't matter.
[01:01] Futaro
    They were late, anyway.
[01:03] Futaro
    Besides, they never told me, so...
[01:05] Raiha
    If you get something, you give back!
[01:07] Raiha
    Even elementary school kids know that.
[01:10] Futaro
    Do you think I should get them something?
[01:15] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san.
[01:16] Raiha
    I was texting with Itsuki-san yesterday.
[01:18] Raiha
    We decided to come shopping together.
[01:22] Futaro
    Anyway, their birthday...
[01:23] Raiha
    Shh! Shh!
[01:25] Itsuki
    So you are here with her.
[01:28] Itsuki
    In that case, we can't shop together.
[01:31] Futaro
    I might know what to get them
    if I watch how they shop.
[01:38] Itsuki
    Wh-Why are you following me?
[01:40] Futaro
    We're shopping for the same trip anyway.
    What's the problem?
[01:43] Itsuki
    Yes, we are.
[01:44] Itsuki
    But while they may share a purpose,
    they're totally different things.
[01:47] Itsuki
    I'm here to buy underwear!
[01:50] Itsuki
    R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-Raiha-chan,
    what do you think of this?
[01:54] Raiha
    I think that's way too adult, I-Itsuki-san.
[01:58] Itsuki
    I'm a h-h-h-h-high schooler, after all.
[02:00] Itsuki
    This is about right.
[02:03] Futaro
    Don't you need to shop?
[02:05] Yotsuba
    I tend to take good care of my things.
[02:08] Futaro
    You're still wearing little girl panties?
[02:10] Yotsuba
    H-How did you know?!
[02:11] Raiha
    Thanks for waiting.
[02:13] Yotsuba
    Huh?
[02:14] Yotsuba
    Where's Itsuki?
[02:15] Raiha
    She's taking her own measurements
    and trying some clothes on.
[02:17] Futaro
    You're quintuplets.
[02:19] Futaro
    Couldn't she just buy the same sizes?
[02:22] Yotsuba
    That's quintuplet harassment.
[02:24] Yotsuba
    Quintassment!
[02:25] Yotsuba
    I don't know why she's taking
    measurements, though.
[02:29] Yotsuba
    She hasn't grown more
    than the rest of us, has she?
[02:33] Raiha
    I guess things are complicated
    for quintuplets, huh?
[02:36] Yotsuba
    They are!
[02:37] Yotsuba
    Especially these days!
[02:39] Yotsuba
    N-No, anyway, school camp
    ended pretty badly,
[02:45] ---
    so let's make sure we don't regret
    anything on our school trip.
[02:49] Futaro
    Not that I really care, but I'll
    be sure to take care of my health.
[02:52] Raiha
    Sheesh. You act like you aren't
    looking forward to it.
[02:56] Raiha
    He's been looking through the guidebook
    over and over at home.
[02:58] Futaro
    Raiha!
[03:00] Raiha
    Besides, you might run into
    the girl from the photo.
[03:04] Futaro
    That won't happen.
[03:05] Raiha
    Huh? Wasn't that in Kyoto?
[03:08] Raiha
    That's what Dad said.
[03:09] Futaro
    Even then, she was a tourist, too.
[03:12] Yotsuba
    What girl in the photo?
[03:14] Raiha
    Come on, you should show her.
[03:16] Futaro
    It's nothing.
[03:18] Futaro
    I don't even have the photo anymore.
[03:19] Yotsuba
    Something smells fishy.
[03:22] Yotsuba
    You should be able to tell me,
    if it's actually nothing.
[03:24] Yotsuba
    I know why you can't tell me!
[03:27] Yotsuba
    It's because you have regrets!
[03:29] Yotsuba
    Now, tell me, and get it off your chest!
[03:33] Futaro
    She's a girl I ran into in Kyoto.
[03:36] Futaro
    Her name is Rena.
[03:39] Yotsuba
    Rena...
[03:41] Futaro
    The end.
[03:42] Yotsuba
    The end?!
[03:43] Yotsuba
    B-But you've got me curious!
[03:45] Yotsuba
    I want to hear a little more! Please!
[03:49] Raiha
    She's basically his first love.
[03:52] Yotsuba
    F-First love?!
[03:54] Futaro
    Hey! No one ever said...
SIGN    Sisters War: Part 1
[04:08] Ichika
    Full house.
[04:09] Yotsuba
    I lost.
[04:10] Nino
    One more time!
[04:11] Nino
    We're playing one more game!
[04:13] Ichika
    I'll take you on anytime.
[04:16] Yotsuba
    Miku.
[04:17] Yotsuba
    Miku, the game's done.
[04:21] Miku
    Two pair.
[04:22] Nino
    So slow! And weak!
[04:23] Yotsuba
    You seem sleepy.
[04:25] Yotsuba
    I noticed you woke up early
    and went somewhere.
[04:28] Miku
    Yeah.
[04:29] Miku
    I begged my workplace to
    let me borrow the kitchen.
[04:34] Yotsuba
    So are you going to have him try it, and...
[04:38] Yotsuba
    You've worked so hard for this day.
[04:41] Yotsuba
    I'm rooting for you until the end.
[04:44] Miku
    I hope it's still good when it's cold.
[04:47] Ichika
    I know.
[04:48] Ichika
    How about the next person who wins
    gets to ask anyone else to do anything?
[04:53] Nino
    Anything, huh?
[04:54] Nino
    Sounds good.
[04:56] Itsuki
    Challenge accepted.
[04:58] Miku
    I'll win.
[05:02] Yotsuba
    These sparks...
[05:04] Yotsuba
    We're just really into this card game, right?
[05:07] Sensei
    We'll have your large luggage
    taken to the hotel.
[05:11] Sensei
    Bring only your valuables.
[05:13] Sensei
    That's it for instructions.
[05:15] Sensei
    Dismissed.
[05:24] Itsuki
    Is something wrong?
[05:26] Nino
    No, I think I just imagined it.
[05:29] Nino
    I wonder where Fu-kun's group is going.
[05:32] Yotsuba
    Is there anywhere you all want to go?
[05:34] Nino
    Well, if you're going to travel,
    you have to go shopping.
[05:38] Nino
    Fancy shops are way more fun
    than some old temples.
[05:42] Ichika
    You don't get it.
[05:43] Ichika
    We're in Kyoto, of all places.
[05:45] Ichika
    You want him to try
    some of the local delicacies.
[05:49] Itsuki
    I agree with that too, but...
[05:52] ---
    At the moment, I'd like to remind him of
    what happened that day here at this station.
[05:56] Itsuki
    I mean, we could go explore.
[05:59] Yotsuba
    Itsuki, what's gotten into you?
[06:02] Itsuki
    I...
[06:04] Ichika
    Futaro-kun's group left.
[06:07] Ichika
    The only reason we wouldn't agree
    to meet up with them
[06:10] Ichika
    is because we're all thinking the same thing.
[06:14] Nino
    We're following them.
[06:22] Yotsuba
    Do these toriis go on forever?
[06:24] Itsuki
    I've seen pictures of them,
    but they're stunning in person.
[06:28] Nino
    This is so grammable.
[06:30] Nino
    Come on, everyone, peace signs.
[06:34] Yotsuba
    It's kind of rare that we get a
    picture of just us sisters, huh?
[06:37] Nino
    Oh, we don't have any of just the five of us?
[06:39] Ichika
    We didn't take one of us
    at the fireworks festival?
[06:42] Itsuki
    We haven't taken one since we were
    on our field trip back in elementary school.
[06:46] Yotsuba
    Let's get a picture of all
    of us this time, then.
[06:48] Miku
    Do you think Futaro's at the top already?
[06:50] Nino
    I haven't gotten a glimpse of him.
[06:52] Itsuki
    Guys are fast.
[06:54] Yotsuba
    All right, we need to keep up!
[07:00] Nino
    This stairway's... pretty long... huh?
[07:02] Itsuki
    My legs are starting to hurt.
[07:04] Yotsuba
    Come on, everyone! You're so slow!
[07:06] Nino
    She doesn't have a care in the world.
[07:09] Ichika
    That's what we love about her.
[07:11] Nino
    You're right.
[07:12] Nino
    She's nothing like a certain
    schemer that I know.
[07:15] Nino
    You're coming up with some
    nasty plan again, aren't you?
[07:20] Ichika
    Me? I would never!
[07:23] Yotsuba
    There're two ways we can go.
[07:25] Itsuki
    It looks like both lead to the peak.
[07:28] Nino
    Which way has Fu-kun gone?
[07:31] Nino
    I'll fall behind pretty badly
    if I don't meet him here.
[07:35] Itsuki
    It's already noon.
[07:36] Itsuki
    Let's have lunch at that shop over there.
[07:40] Miku
    Wait, lunch...
[07:42] Nino
    What?
[07:42] Nino
    Is there something else you want?
[07:45] Yotsuba
    U-Um...
[07:48] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    Full house!
[07:49] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    I win!
[07:53] Yotsuba
    Let's split into two groups.
[07:55] Yotsuba
    Miku and I will take the right route.
[07:57] Yotsuba
    Ichika, Nino, and Itsuki
    will take the left route.
[08:01] Yotsuba
    That way, we'll run into
    Uesugi-san at some point.
[08:04] Nino
    Hang on a second.
[08:05] Ichika
    You can't decide that for us.
[08:07] Yotsuba
    I am the victor! My orders are absolute!
[08:10] Yotsuba
    I have the right to order you to do anything!
SIGN    Left Route
[08:17] Nino
    Look what happened because
    of your stupid idea.
[08:21] Nino
    Judging from the flow of people,
    the other route was the right one.
[08:26] Itsuki
    Um...
[08:27] Itsuki
    What are you two talking about?
[08:30] Itsuki
    It's a washroom.
[08:32] Itsuki
    I wanted to go.
[08:34] Itsuki
    I guess we took the right route.
[08:35] Nino
    There aren't any ahead, are there?
[08:38] Nino
    I guess I should go, too.
SIGN    Right Route
[08:50] Yotsuba
    Miku!
[08:51] Yotsuba
    Hurry up, or lunchtime's going to be over!
[08:55] Miku
    Just a little longer.
[08:57] Yotsuba
    You worked so hard for this day.
[09:00] Yotsuba
    Hang in there just a little longer.
[09:03] Miku
    Yotsuba...
[09:04] Miku
    Thanks.
[09:06] Itsuki
    It's lunchtime.
[09:08] Itsuki
    I'm getting hungry.
[09:10] Nino
    I wonder what Fu-kun's group
    had planned for lunch?
[09:15] Ichika
    Huh?
[09:16] Ichika
    Where's Ichika?
[09:18] Nino
    Shoot!
[09:21] Ichika
    From what I saw on the map,
    this is the shorter route to the peak.
[09:26] Ichika
    I might not be able to beat
    Yotsuba when she's by herself,
[09:29] ---
    but given Miku's fitness,
    I should be able to beat them to the peak.
[09:34] Ichika
    What do I do when I meet Futaro-kun?
[09:37] Ichika
    Those other guys will be there, too.
[09:39] Ichika
    Still, Miku's been suspicious.
[09:42] Ichika
    She's going to make a move
    sometime during this school trip.
[09:46] Ichika
    I have to do it again.
[09:48] Ichika
    If I can't take back the lie
    I've already told,
[09:51] Ichika
    all I can do is continue to lie
    in order to stop Miku.
[10:05] Ichika
    No one's here.
[10:07] Ichika
    We didn't run into each other along the way,
[10:10] ---
    which must mean Futaro-kun
    took the right route.
[10:14] Ichika
    I have to hurry.
[10:15] Ichika
    I ran a lot. Miku and Yotsuba
    can't be here yet.
[10:28] Miku
    Ichika.
[10:30] Miku
    Why are you dressed up as me?
[10:32] Miku
    If there's a reason for this...
[10:35] Yotsuba
    Ichika, this wasn't what I meant.
[10:40] Yotsuba
    Is this what you really wanted to do?
[10:43] Miku
    Yotsuba, what do you mean?
[10:45] Yotsuba
    Ichika is trying to get in the way.
[10:48] Miku
    Get in the way of what?
[10:51] Yotsuba
    In the way of...
[10:51] Ichika
    Yotsuba, wait!
[10:53] ---
    Mountain Peak
[10:53] Yotsuba
    your confession to Uesugi-san, Miku!
[10:55] Futaro
    Okay... I made it first.
[11:00] Futaro
    Huh?
[11:02] Futaro
    What did you just say?
[11:08] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san, did you just hear that?
[11:14] Yotsuba
    Miku!
[11:16] Nino
    We're finally at the peak.
[11:22] Itsuki
    Miku!
[11:23] Itsuki
    Wait, please!
[11:24] Itsuki
    Where are you going?
[11:29] Nino
    Ichika, you crossed the line.
[11:32] Nino
    I'm getting fed up with you.
[11:34] Nino
    Are you happy about making her cry?
[11:36] Yotsuba
    Wait, Nino, that was my...
[11:40] Ichika
    Yotsuba, it's fine.
[11:42] Ichika
    No matter the result... this is
    more or less what I was trying to do.
[11:46] Nino
    How low are you going to...
[11:48] Ichika
    I don't want to hear that from you.
[11:51] Ichika
    You said at the hot springs that you
    would walk over anyone to make it work.
[11:55] Ichika
    How are we any different?
[11:58] Ichika
    Tell me.
[12:00] Nino
    I did say that.
[12:02] Nino
    I don't intend on giving
    him up to anyone else.
[12:05] Nino
    But the bond between the five of us
    is just as important to me.
[12:10] Nino
    Even if you were the one
    who was chosen someday,
[12:13] ---
    I would have wanted to celebrate.
[12:18] Maeda
    I can't walk another step.
[12:20] Takeda
    Honestly,
[12:22] Takeda
    you ate too much at the restaurant below.
[12:26] Maeda
    Huh?
[12:27] Maeda
    What are you doing?
[12:28] Futaro
    I mean, I don't know what's going on, either.
[12:31] Futaro
    Girls, take it down a notch.
[12:34] Nino
    Shut up and stay out of this!
    You'll make things even messier!
[12:37] Nino
    Go chase after Miku!
[12:39] Futaro
    What?
[12:39] Nino
    Hurry up!
[12:40] Nino
    On the double!
[12:41] Futaro
    Fine.
[12:44] Futaro
    Sorry, guys.
[12:45] Futaro
    I'll meet you up ahead.
[12:46] Maeda
    Right.
[12:47] Yotsuba
    I-I'll go find her, too.
[12:50] Nino
    We're going down, too.
[12:52] Ichika
    Okay.
[13:01] Futaro
    Shit, Miku's not here anymore.
[13:04] Yotsuba
    I got through to Itsuki!
[13:07] Yotsuba
    She's on the bus with Miku.
SIGN    Keihan Bus
SIGN    Inari-taisha
[13:09] Futaro
    Okay.
[13:10] Futaro
    Let's take the bus.
[13:15] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san, you heard what
    I said at the peak, right?
[13:21] Futaro
    I didn't hear nothing.
[13:22] Yotsuba
    Ah! You definitely heard!
[13:25] Futaro
    I said I didn't hear anything.
[13:27] Futaro
    Just leave it at that!
[13:28] Yotsuba
    Still, it's a fact that my
    reckless comment hurt Miku.
[13:35] Yotsuba
    She's been working so hard.
[13:39] Yotsuba
    And I'm the one who gave Ichika the idea
    to do this, too... during our family trip...
[13:43] Futaro
    You're right. It's your fault.
[13:46] Futaro
    Consider the time and place
    before saying something like that.
[13:49] Yotsuba
    So you did hear me.
[13:52] Futaro
    I mean, I knew, I guess.
[13:54] Yotsuba
    You knew? You knew what?
[13:56] Futaro
    I mean, you know, that...
[14:01] ---
    M-
[14:02] Futaro
    that Miku has had feelings for me.
[14:07] Yotsuba
    Am I hearing things?
    Could you say that again?
[14:10] Futaro
    Stop it! I'm not saying it again!
[14:12] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san the Dense...
[14:14] Yotsuba
    I can't believe it.
[14:16] Futaro
    Well, a lot's happened.
[14:18] Futaro
    So I was really confused when she,
    of all people, said she was cheering "us" on.
[14:24] Futaro
    That wasn't really Miku.
[14:26] Futaro
    I was right about that, huh?
[14:29] Futaro
    I said, it's fine.
[14:31] Futaro
    You worry about people too much.
[14:34] Futaro
    To be honest, you take it way too far.
[14:37] Yotsuba
    I'm okay with that.
[14:39] Yotsuba
    Remember I told you before about how
    when I failed, everyone came with me?
[14:45] Yotsuba
    I dragged them all into my problems.
[14:48] Yotsuba
    It's not something I can make up for so easily.
[14:51] Yotsuba
    It's only natural that they
    should end up happier than I do.
[14:55] Futaro
    Is that how it has to be?
[14:57] Yotsuba
    I wanted everyone to enjoy this trip, too.
[15:02] Yotsuba
    Is there any way everyone
    can be happy, Uesugi-san?
[15:07] Futaro
    There is.
[15:10] Futaro
    If each person could feel happy without
    comparing themselves to others...
[15:15] Futaro
    That would be the kind of
    world that you're looking for.
[15:20] Yotsuba
    Then...
[15:20] Futaro
    But...
[15:21] Futaro
    In reality, it's not uncommon for someone's
    happiness to make someone else unhappy.
[15:29] Futaro
    Some kinds of happiness are gained only
    by competing and taking from each other.
[15:35] Yotsuba
    In that case, what can I do?
[15:38] Futaro
    There's nothing you can do.
[15:40] Futaro
    There's a limit.
[15:42] Futaro
    Don't you think it's a little presumptuous?
    Trying to get everything.
[15:46] Futaro
    When you choose to have something,
    you choose not to have something else.
[15:50] Futaro
    Someday, you'll have to choose.
[15:53] Futaro
    Someday, for sure.
[15:57] Nino
    Listen up, everyone.
[15:59] Nino
    We're being tailed by a sneak photographer.
[16:01] Nino
    I noticed it ever since
    we were at Kyoto Station.
[16:04] Nino
    I'm sure of it.
SIGN    Molesters Targeting Students on School Trips
    Kyoto City on High Alert
     A high number of incidents of thefts, blackmail, and groping
    in dense areas such as on buses,
    continues to plague students on school trips in Kyoto.
    Such incidents targeting students are particularly prevalent
    in Kyoto, as compared to the rest of the nation.
[16:06] Nino
    I read in the news that they
    target students on school trips.
[16:11] Itsuki
    Even then, why would they target you, Nino?
[16:13] Itsuki
    What is that supposed to mean?!
[16:15] Itsuki
    I knew it!
[16:16] Person A
    It's a feast!
[16:18] Person B
    Let's post it on Instagram.
[16:20] Yotsuba
    Anyway, Miku and Ichika are
    back at the hotel, right?
[16:24] Itsuki
    Yes.
[16:25] Itsuki
    Both of them seem worn out
    after all that walking.
[16:28] Itsuki
    They're resting in our room.
[16:30] Nino
    I doubt they're in the same room together.
[16:33] Ichika
    I can't believe Miku set out on her own.
[16:36] Yotsuba
    I'm going to go check on them.
[16:37] Nino
    Hold it.
[16:39] Nino
    I'm almost done eating.
[16:41] Nino
    I'll come with you.
[16:42] Yotsuba
    Nino!
[16:43] Itsuki
    I'm already finished!
[16:49] Maeda
    Hey, Uesugi-kun, is something the matter?
[16:52] Futaro
    What happened to Maeda?
[16:54] Maeda
    A long bathroom visit.
[16:56] Futaro
    Me too, then.
[16:57] Maeda
    Which means I'm coming, too.
[16:59] Futaro
    Don't follow me.
[17:02] Nino
    Miku, Ichika, I know you're in there.
[17:05] Nino
    Open the door.
[17:07] Ichika
    They aren't responding.
[17:09] Nino
    They're ignoring their phones, too.
[17:11] Yotsuba
    Miku, I'm sorry.
[17:12] Yotsuba
    I ruined everything!
[17:14] Yotsuba
    But there are still two more
    days on the school trip.
[17:17] Yotsuba
    I want you to let me make things right.
[17:20] Miku
    Yotsuba didn't do anything wrong.
[17:22] Nino
    Yotsuba...
[17:27] Ichika
    After what you said, Nino,
    now I'm hearing things, too!
[17:32] Nino
    Y-Yeah, right?
[17:33] Nino
    We're just hearing things.
[17:34] Nino
    There's no way he'd be in the hotel.
[17:44] Futaro
    What was that scream?
[17:46] Ichika
    What's—
SIGN    Miku ♥
[17:57] Miku
    Nino, what was that scream?
[17:59] Nino
    You finally picked up.
[18:01] Futaro
    Ichika.
[18:02] Futaro
    You...
[18:03] Ichika
    Futaro-kun, I'm glad I ran into you.
[18:06] Ichika
    Do you have time tomorrow?
[18:07] Nino
    Miku, do you have any plans for tomorrow?
[18:11] Nino
    There's something I want
    to talk to you about.
[18:11] Ichika
    There's something I want
    to talk to you about.
[18:18] Yotsuba
    You can see all the way to the station.
[18:20] Itsuki
    What if we fall?
[18:23] Futaro
    It feels higher, seeing it for
    the first time in a while.
[18:27] Itsuki
    Uesugi-kun.
[18:28] Yotsuba
    I thought you were with your friends.
[18:30] Futaro
    Oh, I wanted to talk to Miku.
[18:33] Futaro
    I thought she'd be with you.
[18:36] Itsuki
    Miku isn't here.
[18:39] Itsuki
    She doesn't seem to be well yet.
[18:41] Itsuki
    She's resting at the hotel.
[18:42] Yotsuba
    And Ichika and Nino are walking around
    with their friends from second year.
[18:48] Yotsuba
    I'm worried about Miku, but...
[18:50] ---
    Yeah, so the two of us
    are spending our time together.
[18:54] Futaro
    It's kind of sad seeing less than half of you.
[18:56] Itsuki
    I-It's not bad, for a change.
[18:58] Itsuki
    Hey, we're at Kiyomizu Temple!
[19:01] Yotsuba
    Itsuki?
[19:01] Itsuki
    Look at this scenery, Uesugi-kun!
[19:04] Itsuki
    It's gorgeous!
[19:05] Futaro
    Quit tugging!
[19:06] Futaro
    It's dangerous!
[19:08] Itsuki
    You're afraid of this?
[19:11] Itsuki
    And you call yourself a man?
[19:13] Futaro
    I-I'm not scared at all.
[19:15] Futaro
    You must be freaking out yourself.
[19:18] Itsuki
    Oh, I know.
[19:19] Itsuki
    Let's take a picture together.
[19:21] Itsuki
    Here.
[19:21] Futaro
    Huh?
[19:22] Futaro
    Why?!
[19:23] Itsuki
    Please, Yotsuba.
[19:25] Yotsuba
    Sure, I guess.
[19:26] Futaro
    Hurry up and get it over with.
[19:28] Itsuki
    O-Okay.
[19:29] Itsuki
    Thank you for taking the time.
[19:32] Itsuki
    Why am I being so bold?
[19:36] Itsuki
    But this ought to be enough to make him
    remember what happened six years ago.
[19:42] Miku
    I'm sorry for the trouble.
[19:45] Person A
    I'm sorry you have to spend
    your school trip like this.
[19:48] Miku
    I'm going to rest in my room
    for a while longer.
[19:51] Person A
    Sure... Oh, right.
[19:53] Person A
    There's been a sneak photographer
    spotted in this hotel.
[19:55] Person A
    Be careful.
[19:56] Miku
    Thank you.
[20:01] Nino
    "Like the shadows, unknowable," was it?
[20:05] Miku
    What are you doing, Nino?
[20:07] Nino
    Imitating you.
[20:09] Nino
    In more ways than one.
[20:11] Nino
    They wouldn't buy that two sisters
    are both staying in sick together.
[20:14] Nino
    When's the next head count?
[20:16] Nino
    Yeah, we have some time.
[20:18] Miku
    I'm asking why you came here.
[20:21] Nino
    I told you.
[20:22] Nino
    I wanted to talk to you.
[20:25] Miku
    If you came to cheer me up, forget it.
[20:27] Nino
    Huh?
[20:32] Nino
    Why would I do such a thing?
[20:35] Nino
    My rival just backed down by herself.
[20:39] Nino
    It's nothing but lucky for me.
[20:43] Nino
    All I need to do now is defeat Ichika.
[20:45] Nino
    That sly fox...
[20:47] Nino
    What should I do with her?
[20:48] Nino
    Anyway, I'm taking Fu-kun.
[20:52] Nino
    You okay with that?
[20:53] Miku
    "Fu-kun"...
[20:55] Miku
    Since when have you...
[20:56] Nino
    What?
[20:58] Nino
    Are you going to tell me you aren't going
    to give him up because you liked him first?
[21:01] Miku
    I don't mean that.
[21:03] Nino
    Sure, you might have been first.
[21:07] Nino
    I don't really know enough to
    say time doesn't matter in love.
[21:12] Nino
    This is my first time.
[21:14] Nino
    I have no idea what's right or wrong.
[21:19] Nino
    All I know is that I love him
    more than anyone.
[21:23] Miku
    I haven't given up, either.
[21:27] Nino
    The school trip is a perfect
    chance to get close to him,
[21:30] ---
    and you're spending it locked in this room.
[21:33] Nino
    You've practically given up.
[21:35] Nino
    Your turn's over.
[21:37] Nino
    Bye, loser.
[21:39] Miku
    I don't want to give up!
[21:41] Miku
    But I'm scared.
[21:43] Miku
    I knew it would end up like this.
[21:46] Miku
    But now that Futaro knows how I feel,
[21:49] ---
    I don't know if I'm good enough for him.
[21:52] Miku
    There's no way he would like someone like me.
[21:56] Miku
    I never thought it would be
    so scary to fight fair and square.
[22:01] Yotsuba
    Look, Itsuki.
SIGN    Long Life 500 yen
SIGN    Core Strength 500 yen
SIGN    Success in love 500 yen
SIGN    Academic success 400 yen
SIGN    Happiness 400 yen
[22:03] Yotsuba
    Good luck charms for love.
[22:04] Yotsuba
    Let's buy one for Miku.
[22:07] Itsuki
    Um... Where's Uesugi-kun?
[22:10] Yotsuba
    He must have gone back to his friends.
[22:13] Itsuki
    This was supposed to be my chance.
[22:15] Yotsuba
    Itsuki.
[22:17] Yotsuba
    Are you hiding something from me?
[22:21] Itsuki
    You have to tell Uesugi-kun.
[22:24] Itsuki
    That you were the one who
    met him six years ago.
SIGN    Episode 12
SIGN    Sisters War: Part 2
SIGN    "Sisters War: Part 2."

12 - Sisters War: Part 2

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[00:00] Miku
    There's no way he would like someone like me.
[00:05] Nino
    Why are you assuming you've lost?
[00:08] Nino
    You've already lost in spirit.
[00:11] Miku
    It's Ichika I'm up against.
[00:13] Miku
    She's cute and social,
    and she's popular with the guys.
[00:17] Miku
    And she has the strength to
    believe in her own dreams.
[00:19] Miku
    If I were a guy, I would choose her.
[00:23] Miku
    Besides, there's you, too.
[00:26] Nino
    Gee, thanks.
[00:28] Nino
    Not that I didn't already know that I'm cute.
[00:31] Nino
    That just makes him even more messed up
    for not immediately going out with me.
[00:37] Nino
    How much courage does he think it took me?
[00:39] Miku
    You confessed?
[00:41] Miku
    You're amazing, Nino.
[00:44] Nino
    So you haven't yet, have you?
[00:46] Nino
    He'll never get it through his
    thick skull unless you tell him.
[00:50] Miku
    You're right.
[00:51] Miku
    I said I'd do it if I scored
    the highest on our exams.
[00:54] Miku
    Or if I could bake good bread.
[00:56] Miku
    I kept making up excuses to put it off.
[01:00] Miku
    It's not Ichika's fault or anyone else's.
[01:02] Miku
    I did this to myself.
[01:03] Nino
    Okay, then.
[01:05] Nino
    Go ahead and stay cooped up
    like this forever.
[01:08] Nino
    Always moping like that...
[01:09] Nino
    You and I really are on completely
    different wavelengths.
[01:13] Nino
    But still, I thought you were a rival.
[01:18] Nino
    You're no match for me? What?
[01:22] Nino
    You said we're rivals in love, didn't you?
[01:24] Nino
    You had no trouble admitting that I'm cute.
[01:27] Nino
    Seriously, think about it carefully.
[01:29] Nino
    We're quintuplets.
[01:31] Nino
    You're obviously cute, too.
[01:36] (Flashback) Nino
    Wait, don't you think
    this is a bit too short?
[01:38] (Flashback) Miku
    You're the one who told me to cut it.
[01:40] (Flashback) Nino
    I know, but I've never
    cut it this short before.
[01:43] (Flashback) Miku
    Don't worry.
[01:45] (Flashback) Miku
    You look cute.
[01:46] (Flashback) Nino
    Y-You'd better be right.
[01:48] (Flashback) Miku
    Yeah, you're cute.
[01:50] Nino
    Bye.
[01:53] Miku
    Nino, I'm sorry.
[01:56] Futaro
    H-Hey, where are you taking me?
[01:58] Ichika
    Just come with me.
[02:00] Futaro
    What's gotten into you,
[02:02] Futaro
    Miku?
[02:03] (Flashback) Ichika
    There's something I want
    to talk to you about.
[02:06] (Flashback) Ichika
    I want you to hear Miku out.
[02:09] Ichika
    So long as Futaro-kun knows
    that Miku likes him,
[02:12] ---
    my lie doesn't make any sense.
[02:15] Ichika
    I'm going to use everything I can.
[02:18] Ichika
    This is the only way I can do it.
[02:21] Ichika
    It's the only way I can win.
SIGN    Sisters War: Part 2
[02:27] Futaro
    Where are we?
[02:28] Ichika
    You've been here before, haven't you?
[02:30] Futaro
    Yeah.
[02:31] Futaro
    When I was in elementary school.
[02:33] Ichika
    When you were in elementary school?
[02:36] Futaro
    I still remember that day.
[02:39] Futaro
    That day, I wandered around this area
    with Rena, wherever she wanted to go.
[02:46] Futaro
    There's no way I wouldn't have
    enjoyed traveling with her,
[02:49] ---
    after she said she needed me.
[02:51] Futaro
    Before I knew it, the sun set,
    and it was night.
[02:55] Ichika
    And then what happened?
[02:58] Futaro
    My teacher from school was
    supposed to come pick me up.
[03:01] Futaro
    I got to wait in an empty room
    at the hotel Rena was staying at.
[03:05] Futaro
    I think we played cards.
[03:08] Futaro
    Now it's just a nice memory.
[03:11] Ichika
    Was she...
[03:12] Futaro
    Are we done?
[03:14] Futaro
    I only figured I'd tell you because
    you might be plotting something.
[03:18] Futaro
    But I'm tired of that.
[03:20] Futaro
    I'm done playing your little game, Miku.
[03:24] Futaro
    No...
[03:26] Futaro
    Ichika.
[03:29] Futaro
    See, I knew it.
[03:31] Futaro
    What timing.
[03:33] Futaro
    It's safe to assume you were the Miku that
    I met in the school hallway the other day.
[03:37] Ichika
    Th-That wasn't me.
[03:39] Futaro
    Why did you lie to me?
[03:46] Ichika
    You must have figured it out.
[03:50] Ichika
    That girl from six years ago was one of us.
[03:54] ---
    Yeah.
[03:56] Ichika
    It was me.
[03:57] Ichika
    That was me.
[03:59] Ichika
    Me.
[04:00] Ichika
    We met six years ago.
[04:05] Ichika
    I'm not lying.
[04:07] Ichika
    Believe me.
[04:10] Futaro
    Do you remember which good luck charm
    we bought together six years ago?
[04:15] Ichika
    Yeah, I still have it.
[04:18] Ichika
    I'd never forget it.
[04:20] Futaro
    You're lying, aren't you?
[04:23] Futaro
    Sorry.
[04:24] Futaro
    I can't trust you right now.
[04:27] Futaro
    Let's go back before we catch a cold.
[04:32] Maeda
    Man, didn't the weather forecast
    say it was going to be clear?
[04:36] Takeda
    Where've you been, Uesugi-kun?
[04:38] Futaro
    Oh, you know.
[04:41] Takeda
    You were lost, weren't you?
[04:42] Maeda
    Also, what's the plan tomorrow?
[04:47] Ichika
    The shower's free now.
[04:49] Ichika
    Sorry for taking it first.
[04:52] Yotsuba
    My underwear's soaked, too.
[04:54] Itsuki
    Y-You can go next, then, Yotsuba.
[04:56] Yotsuba
    Okay.
[04:58] Nino
    I'm glad I didn't go.
[05:05] Ichika
    Wow, Itsuki-chan.
    You're really going all-in, huh?
[05:07] Ichika
    Not gonna wear it?
[05:08] Itsuki
    N-No, I'm not.
[05:10] Itsuki
    I'm going to throw it out
    since it's too much for me.
[05:13] Nino
    Ichika,
[05:15] Nino
    don't you have something to say to Miku?
[05:21] Miku
    Sorry, Ichika.
[05:26] Futaro
    I'm coming in.
[05:28] Futaro
    Are you all here?
[05:30] Futaro
    Message for everyone.
[05:31] Futaro
    We're assembling in the main hall
    in thirty minutes.
[05:34] Itsuki
    Why are you delivering this?
[05:36] Futaro
    I am a class rep.
[05:45] Futaro
    You guys...
[05:46] Miku
    W-Washroom!
[05:50] Futaro
    Are you still fighting?
[05:52] Futaro
    Tell me what's going on.
[05:53] Ichika
    No, we're, well...
[05:55] Yotsuba
    Man, that was refreshing.
[06:00] Ichika
    I-It's not a big deal, right?
[06:02] Nino
    Yeah, this is just another day for us.
[06:04] Itsuki
    O-Obviously, right?
[06:06] Futaro
    All right, then.
[06:08] Futaro
    Anyway, thirty minutes.
[06:10] Futaro
    Apparently, we're deciding on our
    elective itinerary for tomorrow, too.
[06:13] Futaro
    Give it some thought.
[06:16] Ichika
    Sorry for talking out of turn.
[06:18] Nino
    It's fine.
[06:19] Nino
    Making Fu-kun worry is the last thing I want.
[06:23] Nino
    And you need to stop running away like that.
[06:25] Miku
    But...
[06:28] Itsuki
    Miku, you can't keep this up forever.
[06:32] Ichika
    Guys, let's make things clear.
[06:34] Ichika
    All of us are looking for a chance
    to be alone with Futaro-kun.
[06:39] Nino
    That's what I've been saying this whole time.
[06:42] Nino
    You too, Itsuki?
[06:44] Itsuki
    I can't deny it.
[06:47] Ichika
    None of us are going to get what
    we want if we keep this up.
[06:51] Ichika
    I'm sure that's not anyone's wish.
[06:53] Nino
    Look who's talking.
[06:56] Ichika
    You hear me out too, Yotsuba.
[06:58] Yotsuba
    He's not here anymore, is he?
SIGN    Day 3 Elective Courses
SIGN    Course A
    Explore Uji
    area
    8:00 Assemble
    at hotel lobby
    8:30-9:20
    Bus to
    Uji Station
SIGN    Course B
    Visiting famous
    gardens
    8:00 Assemble
    at hotel lobby
    8:30-9:30
    Bus to
    Kenninji Temple
SIGN    Course C
    Tea ceremony
    experience
    8:00 Assemble
    at hotel lobby
    8:20-9:00
    Bus to
    Tokuyou Tea Class
SIGN    Course D
    Explore places of
    significance
    to Oda Nobunaga
    8:00
    Assemble
    at hotel lobby
    8:20-8:50
    Bus to
    Honnō-ji Temple
SIGN    Course E
    Uzumasa Studio
    Park
    8:00
    Assemble
    at hotel lobby
    8:20:9:30
[07:01] Ichika
    We have elective field trips on our last day.
[07:04] Ichika
    We're choosing from one of five courses.
[07:08] Ichika
    Why don't we each choose one of the five?
[07:12] Ichika
    The only person who gets a chance
[07:13] ---
    is the one who happens to be on
    the same course as Futaro-kun.
[07:17] Ichika
    Let's leave it all to luck.
[07:18] Yotsuba
    Agreed!
[07:19] Yotsuba
    There won't be any hard feelings that way.
[07:21] Nino
    I don't like it.
[07:23] Nino
    Are really we really gonna do this
    after all that scheming?
[07:25] Nino
    Are you happy with this?
[07:27] Nino
    It's only a one in five chance.
[07:29] Miku
    I don't know how to face
    Futaro-kun right now.
[07:34] Miku
    So I want my odds to be lower.
[07:37] Itsuki
    I think this is the best option.
[07:39] Itsuki
    We should have done this from the beginning.
[07:43] Nino
    Can we just point like usual?
[07:44] Nino
    I bet we'll all choose
    something different anyway.
[07:47] Nino
    One, two...
SIGN    Ichika
[07:52] (Flashback) Maeda
    Yo, Uesugi, which course
    are we choosing tomorrow?
[07:56] (Flashback) Futaro
    Let's go for E.
[08:03] Person A
    Course D people, over here.
[08:06] Person B
    What was Course D again?
[08:08] Person C
    You know, like, Honnō-ji Temple
    and samurai graves and stuff.
[08:10] ---
    The historical sites.
[08:12] Person B
    I don't care about that!
[08:14] Person C
    You should have checked.
[08:16] Person C
    You like Japanese history too,
    huh, Ichika-san?
[08:21] Ichika
    I have a tummy ache.
[08:23] Person D
    Course E, over here.
[08:25] Person D
    We're leaving now.
[08:32] Person E
    Students on Course E, we've arrived
    at our destination, the Studio Park.
[08:40] (Flashback) Ichika
    Actually, I want Course D.
[08:42] (Flashback) Ichika
    Miku, can we trade?
[08:45] Miku
    Why did she decide she wanted
    to switch courses with me?
[08:50] Miku
    Ichika was supposed to be the one here.
[08:54] Maeda
    Where are we headed?
[08:56] Takeda
    Hey, Nakano-san. We meet again.
[09:01] Takeda
    She ran away again.
[09:03] Maeda
    She probably hates you.
[09:05] Futaro
    Miku, stop!
[09:08] Futaro
    Are you all right?
[09:10] Futaro
    Sorry.
SIGN    Lantern Shop
    Parasols
[09:18] Ichika
    Don't run away, Miku.
[09:21] Ichika
    Not that I think this is enough
    to make up for what I did...
[09:24] Futaro
    You gotta watch where you're going.
[09:28] Miku
    I'm sorry, Nino, I just can't.
[09:32] Ichika
    She's trying to run away again.
[09:33] Ichika
    What do I do?
[09:36] Ichika
    Would you like to try on samurai clothes?
[09:36] Nino
    Would you like to try on samurai clothes?
[09:41] Nino
    Ichika! Why are you...
[09:42] Ichika
    What about you, Nino?
[09:43] Miku
    I just called in sick so I
    could keep an eye on those two.
[09:48] Miku
    You aren't here to mess
    with her again, are you?
[09:51] Ichika
    N-No!
[09:52] Ichika
    I bailed with a stomachache, too.
[09:55] Ichika
    I don't expect you to believe me.
[09:59] Ichika
    Even if I can't be forgiven for what I did,
[10:02] ---
    I want to make things right as much as
    I can before the end of the last day.
[10:09] Yotsuba
    I can't believe you're also here
    to support Miku, Itsuki.
[10:13] Itsuki
    Yotsuba...
[10:14] Itsuki
    Are you sure you don't want to tell him
    that you were the girl he met six years ago?
[10:21] Yotsuba
    There's no reason to.
[10:22] Yotsuba
    As long as I know.
[10:25] Yotsuba
    Huh?
[10:26] Yotsuba
    Ichika and Nino are here, too.
[10:29] Itsuki
    You two came, too?
[10:31] Itsuki
    I guess we're all here on Course E.
[10:35] Nino
    Sheesh.
[10:36] Nino
    Nobody's playing by the rules.
[10:38] ---
    Dress-up Photo Booth
[10:42] Nino
    Those two guys are in the way.
[10:45] Nino
    I'll go deal with them.
[10:47] Nino
    Ichika, try to get Miku to wear
    the samurai clothes while she's here.
[10:52] Ichika
    G-Get her? How?
[10:54] Nino
    Hey, you're great at
    impersonating Miku, aren't you?
[10:59] Ichika
    You're so mean.
[11:03] Ichika
    Excuse me.
[11:05] Ichika
    May I try on the samurai clothes, too?
[11:10] Futaro
    Maeda and Takeda are late as hell.
[11:13] Futaro
    And Miku said she'd wait, but she's gone.
[11:17] Futaro
    I guess she left.
[11:19] Futaro
    Considering what happened on
    the first day, I can't blame her.
[11:25] Futaro
    Miku.
[11:27] Futaro
    So you did get dressed, too, huh?
[11:29] Miku
    I wasn't planning to, but the staff
    were weirdly enthusiastic about it.
[11:35] Miku
    I don't look weird, do I?
[11:37] Futaro
    Y-You look good.
[11:40] Miku
    Wh-Where are your friends?
[11:42] Futaro
    Th-They're taking forever.
[11:45] Futaro
    I don't know what to do with them.
SIGN    Scariest Haunted House in History
[11:48] Maeda
    Uesugi-kun! Are you really here?!
[11:52] Nino
    Lured them in good.
[11:55] Nino
    Looks like Ichika managed to do her part.
[11:59] Nino
    Huh...
[12:00] Nino
    They look good together.
[12:17] Miku
    Futaro!
[12:18] Miku
    Take a picture! It's going to go back down!
[12:20] Futaro
    All right. Fine.
[12:28] Nino
    Don't go thinking I'm giving you to her.
[12:37] Futaro
    S... Sorry.
[12:42] Itsuki
    Oh, dear.
[12:44] Yotsuba
    She's drenched.
[12:45] Yotsuba
    Like we were yesterday.
[12:47] Ichika
    What is she going to do
    about her underwear?
[12:51] ---
    Dress-up Photo Booth
[12:51] Yotsuba
    You told me to watch where I was going.
[12:54] Yotsuba
    You should pay attention
    to your surroundings, too.
[12:56] Futaro
    I told you, I'm sorry.
[12:59] Futaro
    I'll apologize to the staff.
[13:01] Futaro
    You should get changed.
[13:03] Miku
    Yeah.
[13:05] Miku
    Before we knew it,
    we were talking like normal again.
[13:07] Miku
    It's strange, given everything that happened.
[13:10] Miku
    It's like I stop worrying about silly things
    when I'm with him.
[13:14] Miku
    Like the fact that I'm soaked
    all the way down to my underwear.
SIGN    Please use this
    if you're in need
[13:22] Miku
    This paper bag is from an underwear shop.
[13:26] Miku
    Who was it?
[13:27] Miku
    Maybe it was the staff.
[13:29] Miku
    I'll take them up on their offer.
[13:37] Yotsuba
    Good thing you had that underwear, Itsuki!
[13:41] Ichika
    Why, though?
[13:43] Itsuki
    I thought I might need it in an emergency!
[13:46] Futaro
    Those guys are still gone...
[13:49] Futaro
    Where are they?
[13:52] Futaro
    What's wrong, Miku?
[13:54] Miku
    I-I'm exhausted.
SIGN    Currently under maintenance.
    Please keep out.
[13:56] Miku
    Let's sit down for a bit.
[13:58] Ichika
    There we go.
[14:00] Nino
    Sorry, I'm back now.
[14:02] Nino
    How are they doing?
[14:03] Ichika
    I think things are going well.
[14:09] Itsuki
    What do we do now, Yotsuba?
[14:13] Yotsuba
    I picked up Miku's bread,
    but I left it back at the hotel.
[14:16] Ichika
    What? B-Bread?
[14:19] Itsuki
    Don't worry.
[14:20] Itsuki
    I just need to hand this to Miku, right?
[14:23] Miku
    The last three days went by so quickly.
[14:27] Futaro
    Yeah.
[14:28] Miku
    Although it was just two days for me.
[14:31] Miku
    But it's fine.
[14:33] Miku
    I got to spend the last day with you.
[14:35] Miku
    That's good enough for me.
[14:37] Futaro
    Miku...
[14:38] Futaro
    What's that?
[14:40] Miku
    Why is my bread here?
[14:44] Futaro
    You baked that?
[14:46] Miku
    I did, but...
[14:47] Futaro
    I'm hungry. I'm going to take one.
[14:50] Miku
    That's already...
[14:58] Futaro
    Yum.
[15:00] Futaro
    I seem to have a bad palate.
[15:02] Futaro
    Honestly, I'm not confident I
    can give you good feedback,
[15:07] ---
    but I can, at least, appreciate your effort.
[15:11] Futaro
    You must've worked so hard.
[15:20] Miku
    Yeah.
[15:23] Miku
    I worked really hard.
[15:28] Ichika
    I handed it to her.
[15:29] Yotsuba
    Sorry, Ichika.
[15:32] Yotsuba
    I think I've been rooting for
    the passive one the most
[15:36] Yotsuba
    because I wanted everyone to be happy.
[15:40] Yotsuba
    So I never realized how
    you were really feeling.
[15:45] Yotsuba
    So, sorry.
[15:49] Ichika
    I keep getting apologized to.
[15:53] Ichika
    I'm the one who needs to apologize the most.
[15:57] Futaro
    My mom used to bake for me a lot.
[16:00] Futaro
    When I was six.
[16:01] Futaro
    She baked bread every day until she died.
[16:04] Futaro
    I was reminded of that for some reason.
[16:08] Miku
    Your mom?
[16:10] Futaro
    It was the kind of popular handmade bread
    that they serve at small cafés and stuff.
[16:15] Futaro
    My dad and I loved it.
[16:18] Futaro
    Anyway, no point talking about me right now.
[16:21] Miku
    No.
[16:22] Miku
    I want you to tell me more.
[16:23] Miku
    I never knew any of this, even though
    we've spent so much time together.
[16:28] Miku
    I've been so busy thinking about myself,
    I didn't even try to learn.
[16:32] Miku
    I want to learn more.
[16:33] Miku
    Everything about you.
[16:35] Miku
    And I want you to know
    everything about me, too.
[16:41] Miku
    Like that.
[16:42] Miku
    That spot's famous for being used as a
    magistrate's office in period dramas.
[16:46] Miku
    I'm content just having
    been able to see it today.
[16:49] Futaro
    I'm sure you are. I know.
[16:52] Miku
    I love that big bridge we just crossed, too.
[16:55] Futaro
    TV shows again?
[16:57] Miku
    Yeah.
[16:57] Miku
    Oh, and I love that, too.
[17:00] Miku
    And I love that.
[17:02] Miku
    I love this, too.
[17:03] Futaro
    That's way too many.
[17:05] Futaro
    Not that I didn't know.
[17:13] Miku
    And I love you...
[17:18] Ichika
    I'm sorry, Miku.
[17:21] Ichika
    I'm sorry I kept getting in your way.
[17:23] Ichika
    Futaro-kun, I'm sorry I kept lying.
[17:28] Ichika
    But what I said...
[17:30] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    I met this really interesting boy today.
[17:34] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    And we bought all these
    good luck charms together.
[17:37] (Flashback) Yotsuba
    He's still in the main hall right now.
[17:41] (Flashback) Futaro
    Hey.
[17:42] (Flashback) Futaro
    You came.
[17:44] (Flashback) Futaro
    I was bored, being all by myself.
[17:46] (Flashback) Futaro
    Let's play something.
[17:48] (Flashback) Ichika
    H-How about Sevens?
[17:51] Ichika
    It was just for a short while.
[17:55] Ichika
    But I'm sure I fell in love with you
    because of that moment.
[18:01] Ichika
    Futaro-kun, you might
    not believe me anymore,
[18:06] ---
    but that moment...
[18:08] Ichika
    That memory isn't a lie.
[18:13] Nino
    Ichika, you know...
[18:16] Nino
    When I saw them together,
    I couldn't keep my cool.
[18:21] Nino
    Before I knew it, I'd jumped on him.
[18:23] Ichika
    Nino.
[18:24] Nino
    I kind of get how you feel now.
[18:27] Nino
    If things had happened
    at slightly different times,
[18:31] Nino
    our roles might've been reversed.
[18:36] Nino
    I'm sorry for being so condescending.
[18:39] Ichika
    That's not true.
[18:41] Ichika
    That's not true at all!
[18:43] Nino
    Thanks.
[18:45] Nino
    But at the same time,
    I realized how stupid I am.
[18:49] Nino
    You must have, too.
[18:52] Nino
    Miku refused to hold anything
    against you the whole time.
[19:01] Ichika
    Going behind each other's backs,
    dragging each other down...
[19:05] Ichika
    We aren't getting anything
    out of fighting each other.
[19:09] Ichika
    We aren't enemies, are we?
[19:12] Nino
    Let's go apologize to Miku.
[19:15] Nino
    I'm sure we can be on even
    better terms than before.
[19:18] Nino
    We get to talk about something
    we all like, for once.
[19:23] Miku
    And I love you...
[19:25] Futaro
    Yeah.
[19:26] Futaro
    I know.
[19:30] Futaro
    But...
[19:30] Miku
    Yeah.
[19:32] Miku
    I really do love my family.
[19:40] Futaro
    Why are you here?!
[19:41] Yotsuba
    You noticed, Miku?!
[19:43] Itsuki
    When?
[19:44] Miku
    I knew it.
[19:46] Miku
    I thought something was up since
    I heard Ichika and Nino's voices.
[19:50] Futaro
    Wait, let me walk through this...
[19:52] Futaro
    Which means that "I love you" just now...
[19:56] Miku
    It was directed at my sisters hiding in there.
[20:00] Miku
    Did you think...
[20:02] Miku
    I was talking about you?
[20:06] Futaro
    Y-You're just messing with me!
[20:09] Yotsuba
    Are you sure about that, Miku?
[20:11] Yotsuba
    You'd finally managed to tell him
    how you feel.
[20:14] Miku
    It's fine.
[20:15] Miku
    I'm not like a certain someone
[20:17] ---
    who's stupid enough to go charging in
    when I don't even stand a chance.
[20:20] Nino
    Who are you calling stupid?
[20:21] Miku
    Besides, Futaro's not as dense as we think.
[20:27] Futaro
    I should have known.
[20:30] Miku
    So, Yotsuba, thanks for the bread.
[20:34] Yotsuba
    I was worried for a while.
[20:37] Miku
    Also, I think these are yours, right, Itsuki?
[20:41] Miku
    Thanks.
[20:42] Itsuki
    I'm sorry.
[20:44] Miku
    Nino.
[20:46] Nino
    Don't bother. We're family.
[20:48] Miku
    Yeah.
[20:48] Miku
    Thanks.
[20:50] Miku
    And Ichi—
[20:53] Itsuki
    I'm sorry.
[20:55] Itsuki
    I'm sorry, Miku.
[20:56] Itsuki
    I'm really sorry.
[21:02] Miku
    It's okay.
[21:04] Miku
    I guess falling in love is painful.
[21:08] Miku
    Thanks, Ichika.
[21:13] Futaro
    What they did and talked about
    from then until our meeting time
[21:21] Futaro
    is something only they would know.
[21:29] Ichika
    Futaro-kun.
[21:32] Ichika
    I caused you trouble, too.
[21:35] Ichika
    Sorry.
[21:38] Futaro
    Well, uh...
[21:40] Futaro
    I went too far yesterday.
[21:42] Futaro
    I didn't even listen to what you had to say.
[21:44] Futaro
    I regret it.
[21:49] Ichika
    That's exactly right.
[21:51] Ichika
    You're the worst,
    glaring at a girl like that.
[21:54] Futaro
    Sorry.
[21:55] Ichika
    I was so sad, you know.
[21:58] Futaro
    Sorry.
[21:59] Ichika
    I'm kidding.
[22:02] Ichika
    It's all a lie.
[22:07] Futaro
    All?
[22:09] Ichika
    All of it.
[22:17] Takeda
    Did you hear, Uesugi-kun?
[22:19] Takeda
    About that sneak photographer.
[22:21] Maeda
    Sorry, I screwed up.
[22:23] Futaro
    So it was you.
[22:25] Maeda
    I tried too hard.
[22:30] Futaro
    It's fine.
[22:31] Futaro
    I was the one who asked you, after all.
[22:38] Futaro
    Okay, say cheese.
[22:47] ---
    Do you take the groom to be your wedded
    husband, to have and to hold from this day on,
SIGN    "Oh, the kiss is coming up."
[22:52] ---
    for better for worse, for richer for poorer,
    in sickness and in health,
SIGN    "Ahaha, I bet they're nervous."
[22:55] ---
    to love, cherish, and to obey,
    till death do you part?
SIGN    "I do."
[23:03] ---
    You may now kiss the bride.
SIGN    "I happened to hear, though..."
SIGN    "Five years ago, when we went to Grandpa's place,"
SIGN    "the two already..."
[23:17] (Flashback) Futaro
    Now I shouldn't have to worry about
    being fooled by them anymore.
[23:22] (Flashback) Futaro
    What the...
[23:24] (Flashback) ---
    Uh, seriously, what the...
[23:34] ---
    That was the day.
[23:37] Futaro
    That must have been the day
[23:41] Futaro
    that I started to feel she was special.
[23:45] Futaro
    From that moment.