# Season 1
# E1 - The Quintessential Quintuplets
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYJ0JN536/the-quintessential-quintuplets)
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**[00:07] Fuutarou**
*I was having a dream...*
**[00:11] Lady**
Please wake up, groom.
**[00:13] Lady**
The bride is ready.
**[00:18] Fuutarou**
* A dream of the unbelievable day*
* that brought us together.*
**[00:26] Fuutarou**
Barbecue beef combo.
**[00:28] Fuutarou**
Without beef.
**[00:29] Lady**
Sure thing.
**[00:31] Fuutarou**
* You'd think the cheapest item on this*
* cafeteria's menu would be rice, but no.*
***SIGN*** Barbecue Beef Combo
***SIGN*** Rice
Miso Soup
Pickled Vegetables
**[00:35] Fuutarou**
* Subtract 200 yen for the beef*
* from the barbecue beef combo,*
**[00:39] ---**
* and you get rice plus miso soup and*
* pickled veggies for the price of rice.*
**[00:45] Fuutarou**
*You get free, unlimited water, too.*
**[00:46] Fuutarou**
*School cafeteria for the win.*
**[00:48] Girl A**
Uesugi-kun's on his own again.
**[00:50] Guy A**
Oh, man.
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
**[02:38] ---**
Yo, who's that?
**[02:40] ---**
Someone's sitting with Uesugi?
**[02:42] ---**
That never happens!
**[02:43] Fuutarou**
*She isn't wearing our uniform...*
**[02:45] Fuutarou**
*Wait, how did this even happen?*
**[02:49] (Flashback) Itsuki**
I got here first.
**[02:51] (Flashback) Itsuki**
The next table over is available.
**[02:53] (Flashback) Itsuki**
Move, please.
**[02:55] (Flashback) Fuutarou**
This is where I sit every day.
**[02:58] (Flashback) Itsuki**
You move.
**[03:01] Girl A**
Look, Uesugi-kun's having lunch with a girl.
**[03:04] Guy A**
For real? Yikes!
**[03:07] Fuutarou**
Tch. Those stupid...
**[03:11] Fuutarou**
*She's all red.*
**[03:13] Fuutarou**
*No one forced you, you know.*
**[03:18] Fuutarou**
*Udon for 250 yen.*
**[03:19] Fuutarou**
*Two shrimp tempura for 150 each.*
**[03:21] Fuutarou**
*Squid tempura for 100.*
**[03:23] Fuutarou**
*Chicken tempura.*
**[03:23] Fuutarou**
*Yam tempura.*
**[03:24] Fuutarou**
*And a pudding dessert to top it off!*
***SIGN*** Yen
***SIGN*** Yen
**[03:27] Fuutarou**
* Over 1,000 yen on lunch?*
* What are you, filthy rich?!*
**[03:32] Fuutarou**
Well, do as you like.
**[03:35] Itsuki**
Time to eat.
**[03:43] Itsuki**
Mind your manners.
**[03:46] Itsuki**
Studying in the middle of lunch?
**[03:49] Fuutarou**
I'm reviewing my exam.
**[03:50] Fuutarou**
Leave me alone.
**[03:53] Itsuki**
You must be pretty screwed.
**[03:56] Itsuki**
What did you get?
**[03:58] ---**
H-Hey!
**[03:59] Itsuki**
Let's see, Uesugi Futaro-kun.
**[04:01] Itsuki**
You scored...
**[04:04] Itsuki**
O-One hundred?!
**[04:08] ---**
Is this real?
**[04:09] Fuutarou**
Oh, man, that's embarrassing.
**[04:12] Itsuki**
You showed me this on purpose!
**[04:16] Itsuki**
I hate to admit it,
but I'm not great at studies.
**[04:20] Itsuki**
I envy you.
**[04:22] Itsuki**
I know!
**[04:23] Itsuki**
Lady Luck brought you to my table!
You should help me study!
**[04:26] Fuutarou**
Thank you for the meal.
**[04:28] Itsuki**
You're done eating already?!
**[04:31] Itsuki**
Are you really full?
**[04:35] Itsuki**
Shall I share some of mine?
**[04:38] Fuutarou**
If anything, you ordered way too much.
**[04:41] Fuutarou**
You'll gain weight.
**[04:42] Itsuki**
Gain...
**[04:45] Itsuki**
I've never met anyone so insensitive!
**[04:48] Itsuki**
I'm not giving you anything!
***SIGN*** Uesugi Raiha
***SIGN*** Are you eating alone again?
Call me ^o^
**[04:53] Itsuki**
We can clear our debt?
**[04:55] Raiha**
*Dad found a good part-time job.*
**[04:58] Raiha**
*A rich family moved in just recently,*
**[05:01] ---**
and they're looking for
a tutor for their daughter.
**[05:04] Fuutarou**
*A tutor?*
**[05:06] Raiha**
A fun, homely workplace.
**[05:08] Raiha**
And they're paying
five times the market price.
**[05:11] Fuutarou**
*Uh, that sounds really sketchy.*
**[05:14] Raiha**
I heard people can get by on just one kidney.
**[05:17] Fuutarou**
Y-You're telling me to give one up?!
**[05:20] Raiha**
*I'm kidding.*
**[05:22] Raiha**
But now you can eat a bellyful,
**[05:26] Raiha**
*Onii-chan.*
**[05:31] Fuutarou**
*So what's this daughter like?*
**[05:35] Raiha**
*She's in high school.*
**[05:36] Raiha**
*They said she's transferring to your school.*
**[05:40] Raiha**
*Her name is, uh, Nakano...*
**[05:43] Itsuki**
Nakano Itsuki.
**[05:44] Itsuki**
Pleased to meet you.
**[05:49] Fuutarou**
*I know this girl!*
**[05:51] Guy A**
The transfer student's a girl?
**[05:53] Guy B**
She's actually cute.
**[05:54] Girl A**
That uniform's from Kurobara
Girls' School, isn't it?
**[05:56] Guy C**
Seriously? She must be rich as hell!
**[05:58] Fuutarou**
*A rich transfer student?*
**[06:01] Fuutarou**
*So she's the one?*
**[06:04] Fuutarou**
H-Hey.
**[06:10] Guy A**
Nice to meet you.
**[06:12] Fuutarou**
*U-Uh oh.*
**[06:14] Lady**
Here you go. Barbecue beef
combo without the beef.
**[06:18] Fuutarou**
*I messed up yesterday,*
**[06:20] ---**
*but if that transfer student rejects me,*
**[06:23] ---**
*I lose my tutoring opportunity.*
**[06:26] Fuutarou**
*I have to get back on her good side.*
**[06:30] Fuutarou**
I'm back. I wanted to sit beside you again.
**[06:35] Fuutarou**
Of course, not just for lunch,
but for studying, too.
**[06:38] Itsuki**
Oh, my!
**[06:39] Fuutarou**
*Perfect.*
**[06:43] Itsuki**
Thanks for waiting.
**[06:44] Fuutarou**
*She's eating with her friends.*
**[06:48] Itsuki**
I'm sorry, but this table is full.
**[06:59] Ichika**
Hey, you. Leaving just like that?
**[07:04] Ichika**
You're after Itsuki-chan, aren't you?
**[07:07] Fuutarou**
I'm not *after* her.
**[07:09] Ichika**
What? So it *is* Itsuki-chan?
**[07:13] Ichika**
What was it about her that got you?
**[07:15] Ichika**
How proper she is?
You do seem like you'd be into that.
**[07:18] Ichika**
I know, I'll go get her.
**[07:21] Fuutarou**
Wait.
**[07:24] Fuutarou**
I don't need your help.
**[07:26] Fuutarou**
My problems are my own to figure out.
**[07:30] Ichika**
That's pretty manly,
coming from a studyholic.
**[07:34] Ichika**
You can come to your Big Sis Ichika
if you ever need help.
**[07:38] Ichika**
I bet this is going to be fun.
**[07:40] Fuutarou**
"Big Sis"? What?
**[07:43] Fuutarou**
We're in the same year.
**[07:44] Fuutarou**
I think.
**[07:46] Fuutarou**
*This is bad, though.*
**[07:48] Fuutarou**
* I'm meeting her as her*
* tutor today, after school.*
**[07:51] Yotsuba**
Uesugi-san.
**[07:53] Fuutarou**
*I must fix this by then.*
**[07:53] Yotsuba**
Uesugi-san!
**[07:54] Yotsuba**
Uesugi-san!
**[07:57] Yotsuba**
You finally looked up.
**[08:02] Fuutarou**
Wh-Wh-Who are you?
**[08:04] Fuutarou**
Wh-Why do you know my name?
**[08:08] Yotsuba**
That's an excellent question.
**[08:11] Yotsuba**
Did you happen to lose an
exam paper with a perfect score?
**[08:14] ---**
Or was it this one with a zero?
**[08:17] Fuutarou**
My exam paper? Why do you have it?
**[08:19] Yotsuba**
Well, you see...
**[08:22] Yotsuba**
Back then,
**[08:23] Yotsuba**
*that* happened,
**[08:25] Yotsuba**
I noticed...
**[08:28] Yotsuba**
And now, here we are.
**[08:30] Yotsuba**
So, which one is it?
**[08:33] Fuutarou**
The right.
**[08:34] Yotsuba**
Wow, you're so honest.
**[08:37] Yotsuba**
I shall grant you both.
**[08:38] Fuutarou**
I don't need it.
**[08:40] Fuutarou**
And who even scored a zero?
**[08:42] Yotsuba**
I did.
**[08:44] Fuutarou**
And you felt like giving it to me?
**[08:48] Yotsuba**
My first impression of you was
that you're a gloomy loner,
**[08:53] ---**
but I'll also add "genius" to that.
**[08:57] Yotsuba**
That was fast.
**[09:05] Fuutarou**
Will you stop following me?!
**[09:06] Yotsuba**
You still haven't thanked me.
**[09:10] Yotsuba**
When someone picks something up
for you, you say "thank you."
**[09:13] Yotsuba**
How could you not know this?
Aren't you a genius?
**[09:16] Fuutarou**
I happened to find this.
**[09:19] Fuutarou**
Now we're even.
**[09:23] Yotsuba**
Ah.
**[09:24] Yotsuba**
Thank you.
**[09:25] Fuutarou**
*She actually went and thanked me.*
**[09:31] Fuutarou**
*I thought she'd be alone on her way home.*
***SIGN*** Welcome to the Home of the Daibutsu
***SIGN*** Ohtagawa
**[09:34] Nino**
I think you're eating too much, Itsuki.
**[09:36] Itsuki**
Am I?
**[09:38] Itsuki**
This is still my second one.
**[09:41] Nino**
You meat bun monster!
**[09:44] Itsuki**
S-Stop it!
**[09:46] Nino**
You won't be popular with guys!
**[09:48] Itsuki**
None of your business!
**[09:50] Fuutarou**
I can't get a chance to apologize.
**[09:52] Miku**
Are you having fun by yourself?
**[09:56] Fuutarou**
I-It's not bad.
**[09:58] Fuutarou**
This is my hobby.
**[10:00] Miku**
I see.
**[10:01] Miku**
Staring at high school girls is your hobby?
**[10:04] Miku**
Calling in support.
**[10:06] Fuutarou**
Please don't report me.
**[10:08] Fuutarou**
Also, don't tell your friend Itsuki-chan.
**[10:11] Miku**
Fine.
**[10:12] Miku**
But...
**[10:14] Miku**
She's not my friend.
**[10:22] Fuutarou**
I-Is this the place?
**[10:24] Fuutarou**
She's legit rich.
**[10:29] Fuutarou**
This is the right address, I think.
**[10:37] Nino**
What are you, a stalker?
**[10:39] Nino**
You can talk to me if you want something.
**[10:43] Fuutarou**
I won't get anywhere asking you two.
**[10:45] Nino**
You're so persistent.
**[10:47] Nino**
People don't like you, do they?
**[10:50] Nino**
Go home already.
**[10:54] Fuutarou**
Go home?
**[10:55] Fuutarou**
But this is where I live.
**[10:56] Nino**
R-Really?
**[10:58] Nino**
Sorry!
**[10:59] Miku**
Barbecue beef without barbecue.
**[11:03] Miku**
Are you on a diet?
**[11:09] Nino**
You!
**[11:10] Nino**
I knew it!
**[11:12] Fuutarou**
*There she is.*
**[11:14] Fuutarou**
*This is my last chance to talk to her.*
**[11:19] Fuutarou**
*Please don't close on me!*
**[11:31] Fuutarou**
*This is all her fault!*
**[11:33] Fuutarou**
* That I have to bear the discomfort*
* of having to suck up...*
**[11:36] Fuutarou**
* That I have to be drenched in sweat*
* on my way home from school...*
**[11:40] Fuutarou**
*That those weirdos keep messing with me...*
**[11:43] Fuutarou**
*It's all...*
**[11:49] Fuutarou**
*It's all her...*
**[11:52] ---**
*...fault.*
**[11:54] Itsuki**
I-It's you.
**[11:56] Itsuki**
What is it?
**[11:57] Itsuki**
Do you need something from me?
**[11:59] Fuutarou**
A-About yesterday...
**[12:02] Itsuki**
Huh? Say what?
**[12:03] Itsuki**
What are you doing here, anyway?
**[12:06] Fuutarou**
About yesterday, uh...
**[12:08] Fuutarou**
I-I'm...
**[12:09] Itsuki**
Are we done here?
**[12:11] Fuutarou**
No, wait.
**[12:13] Itsuki**
What exactly are you trying to do?
**[12:15] Itsuki**
I have a tutor coming soon.
**[12:18] Fuutarou**
That's me.
**[12:22] Itsuki**
What?
**[12:23] Fuutarou**
I'm the tutor.
**[12:26] Itsuki**
*Ack!*
***SIGN*** Ack!
**[12:30] Itsuki**
I-I absolutely refuse!
**[12:32] Fuutarou**
I don't like it, either.
**[12:33] Fuutarou**
I like this less than you do.
**[12:36] Fuutarou**
But...
**[12:37] Fuutarou**
I can't give up, either.
**[12:40] Fuutarou**
I was completely in the wrong yesterday.
**[12:44] Fuutarou**
I apologize.
**[12:45] Fuutarou**
Going forward, I'm your partner.
**[12:50] Itsuki**
No... I can't.
**[12:53] Itsuki**
*This* guy is our tutor?
**[12:58] Fuutarou**
"Our"?
**[13:02] Nino**
That dude in front of
our condo was so creepy.
**[13:06] Ichika**
That sounds bad.
**[13:11] Ichika**
Hey, it's the honor roll kid.
**[13:13] Nino**
It's him! The stalker!
**[13:14] Yotsuba**
Uesugi-san is a stalker?!
**[13:17] Miku**
You're getting ahead of yourself.
**[13:18] Fuutarou**
Wh-Why are they...
**[13:24] Itsuki**
Because we live here, obviously.
**[13:29] Fuutarou**
So the five of you school friends
share an apartment, huh?
**[13:33] Fuutarou**
* My brain, having been put under*
* a sudden, heavy load*
**[13:36] ---**
* and overclocked past its manufacturer limit,*
* reached a certain conclusion.*
**[13:42] Fuutarou**
*I must be dreaming.*
**[13:43] Fuutarou**
*This* has *to be a dream.*
**[13:45] Itsuki**
No, actually.
**[13:47] Itsuki**
We're...
**[13:51] Itsuki**
quintuplets.
**[13:54] Fuutarou**
I'm Uesugi Futaro, and I'm going
to be your tutor starting today.
**[13:58] Fuutarou**
I hope we can all have fun studying...
**[14:02] Fuutarou**
Why?
**[14:03] Fuutarou**
Why is there no one here?!
**[14:07] Yotsuba**
Here! Here!
**[14:08] Yotsuba**
I'm here!
**[14:10] Fuutarou**
Um...
**[14:11] Fuutarou**
Yotsuba, was it? The one who got a zero?
**[14:16] Fuutarou**
Could you try furrowing your eyebrows?
**[14:19] Yotsuba**
L-Like this?
**[14:23] Fuutarou**
You really are quintuplets, huh?
**[14:26] Fuutarou**
And why are you here?
**[14:28] Yotsuba**
For your lessons, obviously.
**[14:33] Fuutarou**
Yotsuba...
**[14:35] Fuutarou**
Can I hug you?
**[14:37] Yotsuba**
Okay, let's go get the rest of them!
**[14:41] Yotsuba**
Our rooms, from the front, are...
**[14:43] Yotsuba**
Itsuki, me, and then Miku, Nino, and Ichika.
**[14:49] Fuutarou**
I have to start by gathering the five of you?
**[14:51] Yotsuba**
It'll be fine.
**[14:53] Yotsuba**
Itsuki is quite studious.
**[14:56] Yotsuba**
She'll help us out,
unless you *really* upset her.
**[14:59] Itsuki**
No way.
**[15:01] Itsuki**
Why you? You're in my class.
**[15:04] Itsuki**
Is there not even *one*
proper tutor in this town?
**[15:08] Fuutarou**
Come on, you said you wanted me
to help you study yesterday.
**[15:11] Itsuki**
It was a lapse in judgment.
**[15:13] Itsuki**
Forget about it.
**[15:16] Yotsuba**
With five of us here,
there's bound to be one who's like that.
**[15:19] Yotsuba**
Miku's the smartest of all of us.
**[15:24] Yotsuba**
She might get along with you.
**[15:27] Miku**
No.
**[15:29] Miku**
Why you? You're in our grade.
**[15:32] Miku**
Is there not even one...
**[15:34] Fuutarou**
Say no more. I heard that already.
**[15:37] Yotsuba**
Sh-Shall we move on?
**[15:40] Yotsuba**
Nino's really good at socializing.
**[15:43] Yotsuba**
I bet she'll hit it off with you.
**[15:47] Yotsuba**
M-Maybe she's not in.
**[15:50] Yotsuba**
D-Don't worry!
**[15:52] Yotsuba**
We still have Ichika!
**[15:54] Yotsuba**
Ichika is...
**[15:58] Fuutarou**
Why the silence?
**[16:00] Yotsuba**
Please stay calm, okay?
**[16:05] Fuutarou**
Wh-What's with this room?
**[16:08] Fuutarou**
Is someone really living in this dump?
**[16:11] Ichika**
I wish you wouldn't talk about
my room like it's some uncivilized land.
**[16:20] Yotsuba**
Jeez, you made a huge mess again.
**[16:22] Ichika**
I never thought you'd be our tutor.
**[16:26] Ichika**
So that's why you were after Itsuki-chan.
**[16:28] Fuutarou**
Never mind that.
**[16:29] Fuutarou**
We're going to the living room.
**[16:31] Ichika**
Wait, no! Don't do that!
**[16:35] Ichika**
I feel shy. I'm not wearing any clothes.
**[16:37] Fuutarou**
Wh-Why not?!
**[16:39] Ichika**
Yotsuba,
**[16:40] Ichika**
could you grab me some
clothes from around there?
**[16:43] Yotsuba**
Huh? Let me see...
**[16:46] Fuutarou**
When's the last time she
studied at this desk?
**[16:49] Ichika**
Come on, study this, study that...
**[16:53] Ichika**
You're in a girl's room. Is that really
what you want to focus on?
**[16:58] Yotsuba**
Found one.
**[16:59] Fuutarou**
Just get changed and come
to the living room, please.
**[17:03] Fuutarou**
Damn it.
**[17:07] Miku**
Futaro, was it?
**[17:09] Miku**
I need to ask you something.
**[17:12] Miku**
Part of my gym clothes is missing.
**[17:15] Miku**
A red sweatshirt.
**[17:17] Fuutarou**
I see.
**[17:19] Fuutarou**
I haven't seen it.
**[17:21] Miku**
It was here a minute ago.
**[17:23] Miku**
Until you got here.
**[17:28] Miku**
You...
**[17:28] Fuutarou**
Didn't take it!
**[17:30] Itsuki**
Hey.
**[17:31] Itsuki**
I made too many cookies.
**[17:33] Itsuki**
Want some?
***SIGN*** Nakano Mi
**[17:36] Fuutarou**
There, now I have four of you.
**[17:39] Fuutarou**
Okay, let's start studying.
**[17:41] Ichika**
Yum!
**[17:43] Ichika**
What flavor are these?
**[17:44] Miku**
Why are you wearing my sweatshirt?
**[17:46] Ichika**
I didn't want to get dirty baking.
**[17:49] Miku**
Take it off now.
**[17:50] Ichika**
Hey, stop that!
**[17:52] Miku**
Give it back.
**[17:53] Ichika**
Later! I'll give it back later!
**[17:56] Yotsuba**
Not to worry, Uesugi-san.
**[17:59] Yotsuba**
I'm studying.
**[18:03] Yotsuba**
Hey, let's go hang out somewhere.
It's Saturday.
**[18:05] Ichika**
Oh, was there a package for me?
**[18:07] Fuutarou**
*These girls are hopeless.*
**[18:12] Ichika**
Do you not like cookies?
**[18:14] Fuutarou**
No, I'm just not in the mood for them.
**[18:16] Itsuki**
You don't need to be so wary.
I didn't poison the cookies.
**[18:21] Itsuki**
I wouldn't mind studying if you have some.
**[18:30] Itsuki**
He's going at them.
**[18:32] Itsuki**
Are they good?
**[18:34] Fuutarou**
Yeah, they're good.
**[18:35] Itsuki**
I'm so glad.
**[18:39] Itsuki**
Oh, right. The thing is...
**[18:42] Itsuki**
We don't need a tutor, honestly.
**[18:51] Itsuki**
Just kidding.
**[18:53] Itsuki**
Here, water.
**[18:54] Fuutarou**
Th-Thanks.
**[18:56] Fuutarou**
*Damn it...*
**[18:57] Fuutarou**
* I'm not surprised by the*
* way they're reacting,*
**[19:00] ---**
*but I need to get them to graduate.*
**[19:03] Fuutarou**
*There's no other way for me.*
**[19:08] Itsuki**
Bye-bye.
**[19:14] Cab Driver**
Sir.
**[19:15] Cab Driver**
Sir, we're here.
**[19:22] Fuutarou**
Where am I?
**[19:23] Cab Driver**
Where?
**[19:24] Cab Driver**
This is where you live, is it not?
**[19:26] Fuutarou**
H-How?!
**[19:30] Fuutarou**
*She did this!*
**[19:32] Cab Driver**
That'll be 4,800 yen.
**[19:35] Fuutarou**
Money?!
**[19:35] Fuutarou**
That's so much!
**[19:37] Itsuki**
By card.
**[19:38] Cab Driver**
Thank you.
**[19:42] Fuutarou**
Itsuki.
**[19:45] Itsuki**
I checked your student
handbook for your address.
**[19:49] Fuutarou**
D-Did you look at the photo?
**[19:52] Itsuki**
What are you talking about?
**[19:53] Itsuki**
Anyway, they really pulled
a fast one on you, huh?
**[19:56] Itsuki**
If you've learned your lesson,
you'll give up on tutoring us.
**[20:01] Fuutarou**
I can't do that.
**[20:04] Itsuki**
Why are you so persistent?
**[20:06] Raiha**
I knew it was you, Onii-chan.
**[20:08] Fuutarou**
Raiha.
**[20:10] Raiha**
Welcome home.
**[20:11] Raiha**
Dinner's...
**[20:15] Raiha**
Is this your student?!
**[20:18] Fuutarou**
Sh-She's nobody.
**[20:19] Fuutarou**
Let's go.
**[20:21] Raiha**
You're lying.
**[20:23] Raiha**
Would you like to have dinner at our place?
**[20:27] Fuutarou**
R-Raiha...
**[20:29] Raiha**
But...
**[20:31] Raiha**
Do you not want to?
**[20:36] Raiha**
Here we go.
**[20:38] Raiha**
The Uesugi Family's special
curry and rolled egg.
**[20:42] Raiha**
I hope you like it.
**[20:44] Itsuki**
It looks delicious.
**[20:48] Fuutarou**
I doubt a rich girl can appreciate
the food of us common folk.
**[20:52] Raiha**
Hey!
**[20:53] Fuutarou**
Ow!
**[20:54] ---**
Cut that out.
**[20:56] Dad**
That's why you aren't as popular as I am.
**[20:59] Fuutarou**
Dad...
**[21:00] Dad**
I never thought you'd
bring home a girl, though.
**[21:02] Dad**
Let's eat.
**[21:04] Raiha**
Oh, yeah, Onii-chan.
**[21:06] Raiha**
Did you get your tutoring done?
**[21:10] Itsuki**
About that...
**[21:12] Fuutarou**
O-Of course. It's all good.
**[21:14] Itsuki**
Wh-What?!
**[21:15] Fuutarou**
Just play along. You'll make Raiha sad.
**[21:18] Raiha**
What's wrong?
**[21:19] Fuutarou**
No, it's nothing.
**[21:20] Itsuki**
Y-Yes.
**[21:23] Raiha**
I'm glad, though.
**[21:25] Raiha**
We can finally deal with our debt problem.
**[21:27] Fuutarou**
We have a guest, Raiha.
**[21:29] Raiha**
Oh, sorry.
**[21:32] Itsuki**
Thank you for having me.
**[21:34] Dad**
Sure.
**[21:34] Itsuki**
Thanks for the dinner, Raiha-chan.
**[21:39] Raiha**
Itsuki-san...
**[21:40] Itsuki**
Y-Yes?
**[21:41] Raiha**
My brother's a crappy,
egoistic low-life, but...
**[21:45] Fuutarou**
R-Raiha?
**[21:47] Raiha**
But he's got lots of good qualities, too.
**[21:50] Raiha**
So, um...
**[21:52] Raiha**
Would you have dinner with us again?
**[21:57] Itsuki**
Of course.
**[21:59] Itsuki**
Using my brain makes me hungry.
**[22:01] Itsuki**
I hope you'll treat me again.
**[22:05] Itsuki**
Don't get the wrong idea.
**[22:07] Itsuki**
I have an idea of your circumstances now,
**[22:10] ---**
but I can't help you.
**[22:12] Fuutarou**
That so?
**[22:14] Itsuki**
I'll study, but I won't
ask for your tutelage.
**[22:17] Itsuki**
I'll pull it off without your assistance.
**[22:22] Itsuki**
So if you want to tutor us, suit yourself.
**[22:28] Fuutarou**
What did you just say?
**[22:30] Itsuki**
I said, suit yourself.
**[22:32] Fuutarou**
R-Really?
**[22:34] Fuutarou**
That's all I have to do?
**[22:36] Fuutarou**
You're the best, Itsuki!
**[22:38] Itsuki**
What?
**[22:40] Fuutarou**
I'll be there precisely at noon tomorrow.
**[22:42] Fuutarou**
Gather the other four for me.
**[22:44] Itsuki**
Right.
**[22:46] Fuutarou**
*That's right.*
**[22:47] Fuutarou**
* My job is to help*
* all five of them graduate.*
**[22:50] Fuutarou**
* I don't need to actually*
* deal with all five of them.*
**[22:56] Fuutarou**
* I just need to teach the ones*
* that are in danger of failing.*
**[23:01] Itsuki**
I wonder if Futaro knows.
**[23:04] Ichika**
I doubt he knows...
**[23:06] Ichika**
that we transferred here because
all five of us nearly failed.
***SIGN*** "The unbelievable day..." Hehe.
***SIGN*** You mean the day you met us, right?
***SIGN*** It didn't seem like it at the time.
**[23:25] ---**
Yeah, you're right.
**[23:28] ---**
All these years later,
I still relive that moment in my sleep...
**[23:44] ---**
It was unbelievable.
***SIGN*** #01 The Quintessential Quintuplets
**[23:46] ---**
An absolute nightmare.
***SIGN*** Next Time on The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** #02 Rooftop Confession
**[23:50] ---**
Quintuplets Trivia!
**[23:51] ---**
Our weights total up to 250 kilos!
**[23:55] ---**
Wow, it's neatly divisible by five!
**[23:57] ---**
50 kilos each! The average,
healthy weight for a girl!
**[24:00] ---**
Let's go with that, okay?
**[24:01] ---**
Uh, but...
**[24:02] ---**
Let's go with that, *okay*?
**[24:03] ---**
Okay...
# E2 - Rooftop Confession
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRW4QPDKY/rooftop-confession)
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**[00:00] Fuutarou**
Thanks for gathering here today.
**[00:03] Yotsuba**
I mean, this is our home...
**[00:05] Miku**
I thought you would've given up by now.
**[00:08] Nino**
Didn't I tell you that we don't need a tutor?
**[00:11] Fuutarou**
Then prove it to me.
**[00:14] Nino**
Prove it?
**[00:16] Fuutarou**
I'll have you take this test.
**[00:20] Fuutarou**
I promise to never talk to
anyone who passes.
**[00:27] Yotsuba**
U-Uesugi-san?
**[00:29] Ichika**
A test?
**[00:31] Nino**
Why should I have to bother?
**[00:34] Itsuki**
Fine.
**[00:35] Itsuki**
I'll take it.
**[00:37] Nino**
Itsuki, are you serious?
**[00:40] Itsuki**
All I need to do is pass.
**[00:43] Itsuki**
And then, I'll never have to
see your face again.
**[00:47] Yotsuba**
Let's do this, guys!
**[00:50] Ichika**
Oh, fine.
**[00:52] Miku**
What counts as a passing grade?
**[00:54] Fuutarou**
Sixty—no.
**[00:56] Fuutarou**
Make that fifty. That's good enough.
**[01:00] Nino**
We don't really owe you this,
**[01:03] Nino**
but you need to be taught
not to underestimate us.
**[01:18] Fuutarou**
I'm done grading.
**[01:20] Fuutarou**
Amazing.
**[01:22] Fuutarou**
You all scored a 100!
**[01:25] Fuutarou**
Combined, that is.
**[01:29] Fuutarou**
Don't tell me you girls were...
**[01:32] Nino**
Run for it!
**[01:38] Fuutarou**
These girls...
**[01:40] Fuutarou**
*All five of them are potential flunkers!*
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
**[03:16] Fuutarou**
Damn it...
**[03:18] Fuutarou**
I never would have thought...
**[03:21] Fuutarou**
balancing tutoring and my own studies...
**[03:25] Fuutarou**
would be so hard.
**[03:29] Fuutarou**
Barely made it.
**[03:34] Fuutarou**
I've never even seen an import like this.
**[03:38] Fuutarou**
It must be worth at least a million.
**[03:43] Itsuki**
Wh-What?
**[03:45] Itsuki**
Stop staring. It's rude.
**[03:47] Yotsuba**
Good morning!
**[03:49] Nino**
You again?
**[03:50] Itsuki**
Hey, Futaro-kun.
**[03:54] Fuutarou**
Running again?!
**[03:57] Fuutarou**
Look carefully.
**[03:58] Fuutarou**
I don't have anything on me.
***SIGN*** Perfectly
***SIGN*** Safe
**[04:00] Fuutarou**
I'm harmless.
**[04:02] Nino**
You aren't fooling us!
**[04:03] Miku**
He might try to teach us stuff
once we've let down our guard.
**[04:07] Fuutarou**
What do you think I am?
**[04:09] Itsuki**
I'll admit to our inadequacies.
**[04:12] Itsuki**
But we'll solve our problems by ourselves.
**[04:16] Miku**
We can study alone.
**[04:18] Nino**
Exactly.
**[04:20] Fuutarou**
I see.
**[04:21] Fuutarou**
Then I assume you've reviewed the test.
**[04:27] Fuutarou**
"Question 1: Name the warlord defeated by
Mori Motonari at the Battle of Itsukushima."
***SIGN*** Shake
***SIGN*** Shake
***SIGN*** Speechless
**[04:43] Fuutarou**
Speechless?
**[04:45] Fuutarou**
* What I've realized is that these*
* five girls utterly detest studying.*
**[04:50] Fuutarou**
*And...*
**[04:52] Fuutarou**
*They also hate me.*
***SIGN*** Distance between their hearts
***SIGN*** Distance between their hearts
***SIGN*** Distance between their hearts
***SIGN*** Operation Quintuplet Graduation
***SIGN*** Uesugi Futaro
**[04:56] Fuutarou**
* I'm just going to have to win*
* the trust of each of them.*
**[04:58] Fuutarou**
*Huh?*
**[04:59] Fuutarou**
*Wait, Miku...*
**[05:01] Fuutarou**
*She got that question right.*
**[05:04] Fuutarou**
*Then why...*
**[05:12] Fuutarou**
Miku?
**[05:18] Lady**
Here's your barbecue beef com—
**[05:23] Fuutarou**
Hey, Miku.
**[05:27] Fuutarou**
Having lunch right now?
**[05:29] Fuutarou**
Let's see, a 350 yen sandwich, and... Huh?
**[05:34] Fuutarou**
What's that drink?
***SIGN*** Matcha
Soda
**[05:36] Miku**
Matcha soda.
**[05:37] Fuutarou**
Matcha?
**[05:40] Fuutarou**
I'm actually kind of curious
what that'd taste like.
**[05:43] Miku**
You're mean. I'm not letting you have any.
**[05:48] Fuutarou**
Can I ask you something?
**[05:50] Fuutarou**
About that question this morning...
**[05:54] Yotsuba**
Uesugi-san!
**[05:57] Fuutarou**
Yotsuba!
**[05:58] Yotsuba**
Sorry for running away this morning.
**[06:01] Fuutarou**
So, Miku...
**[06:02] Yotsuba**
Take a look at this!
**[06:03] Yotsuba**
My English homework.
**[06:05] Yotsuba**
I got all of the questions wrong.
**[06:09] Ichika**
Come on, you shouldn't get between them.
**[06:11] Yotsuba**
Huh? Between them?
**[06:13] Yotsuba**
You should have him
help you study too, Ichika.
**[06:17] Ichika**
I think I'll pass.
**[06:19] Ichika**
You know, with us being stupid and all.
**[06:21] Fuutarou**
That doesn't mean you get to *not* study.
**[06:23] Ichika**
Besides, is it really a good idea to spend
all your high school years studying?
**[06:28] Ichika**
We ought to be enjoying our youth more.
**[06:31] Ichika**
Falling in love and stuff.
**[06:34] Fuutarou**
Love...
**[06:37] Fuutarou**
That is the most foolish act of all,
furthest removed from scholastic endeavors.
***SIGN*** Love
**[06:41] Fuutarou**
Go ahead and fall in love if you'd like.
**[06:43] Fuutarou**
But if you do, you will peak in school.
**[06:47] Ichika**
Oh boy. He's too far gone.
**[06:52] Yotsuba**
I don't have anyone to go out with,
even if I wanted to.
**[06:55] Yotsuba**
How about you, Miku?
**[06:56] Yotsuba**
Are there any guys you like?
**[07:01] Miku**
N-No.
**[07:03] Fuutarou**
What's gotten into her?
**[07:05] Yotsuba**
That face...
**[07:07] Yotsuba**
As her sister, I can tell.
**[07:09] Itsuki**
There's no mistake!
**[07:11] Itsuki**
Miku's in love.
**[07:15] Fuutarou**
*Miku's in love?*
**[07:18] Fuutarou**
*I need those girls to study.*
***SIGN*** To Futaro
***SIGN*** Miku
***SIGN*** To Futaro
***SIGN*** Miku
**[07:22] Fuutarou**
*What the...?*
**[07:23] Fuutarou**
*It's from Miku.*
**[07:28] Miku**
*Come to the rooftop after school.*
**[07:31] Miku**
*There's something I want to tell you.*
**[07:34] Miku**
*I just can't hold it in any longer.*
**[07:39] Fuutarou**
*Me?!*
**[07:40] Fuutarou**
*Wait, a love letter?*
**[07:41] Fuutarou**
*Miku likes* me*?*
**[07:43] Fuutarou**
*But we only met three days ago!*
**[07:48] Itsuki**
What are you grinning about?
**[07:50] Itsuki**
That's so creepy.
**[07:51] Fuutarou**
I'm not!
**[07:52] Fuutarou**
I'm not grinning!
**[07:55] Fuutarou**
*This is a prank.*
**[07:57] Fuutarou**
*Stay cool, Uesugi Futaro.*
**[07:59] Fuutarou**
* I have zero reason to*
* play along with this crap.*
**[08:06] Fuutarou**
See?!
**[08:08] Fuutarou**
I fell for a cheap prank.
**[08:12] Fuutarou**
Not that it'd be okay if she actually...
**[08:16] Fuutarou**
...showed up.
**[08:19] Miku**
Thank goodness.
**[08:21] Miku**
You read my letter.
**[08:24] Miku**
I wish I could've told you
at the cafeteria.
**[08:28] Miku**
But I didn't want anyone to hear this.
**[08:31] Fuutarou**
*Huh?*
**[08:32] Fuutarou**
*I don't like where this is going.*
**[08:34] Miku**
Futaro...
**[08:36] Miku**
Hey...
**[08:38] (Flashback) Ichika**
Miku's in love!
**[08:41] Fuutarou**
Uh, Miku...
**[08:44] Miku**
I've been wanting to tell you...
**[08:47] Miku**
I...
**[08:50] Fuutarou**
"I..."?
**[08:52] Miku**
I...
**[09:00] Miku**
I knew it was Sue Harukata!
***SIGN*** Sue
**[09:03] Fuutarou**
Sue Harukata?
***SIGN*** Sue Haru
***SIGN*** Sue Harukata
**[09:09] Miku**
There, I said it.
**[09:11] Miku**
I feel better now.
**[09:12] Fuutarou**
T-Timeout!
**[09:14] Fuutarou**
What are you talking about?
**[09:15] Fuutarou**
This isn't some weird confession, is it?
**[09:17] Miku**
Shut up already.
**[09:19] Miku**
It's the answer to your question.
**[09:21] Fuutarou**
My question?
***SIGN*** Question 1:
Name the warlord defeated by
Mori Motonari at the
Battle of Itsukushima.
**[09:24] Fuutarou**
That one?
**[09:25] Fuutarou**
W-W-Wait!
**[09:27] Fuutarou**
Why are you answering that now?
**[09:35] Fuutarou**
S-Sorry!
***SIGN*** Swift as the wind,
silent as the woods
**[09:40] Fuutarou**
The Takeda crest?
**[09:43] Fuutarou**
Isn't that Takeda Shingen's...
**[09:47] Miku**
Did you see it?
**[09:52] Fuutarou**
I did.
**[09:57] Miku**
P-Please don't tell anyone.
**[10:00] Miku**
I like Sengoku period warlords.
***SIGN*** Akechi Mitsuhide
***SIGN*** Takeda Shingen
***SIGN*** Tokugawa Ieyasu
***SIGN*** Date Masamune
**[10:05] Miku**
It started with a game
I borrowed from Yotsuba.
***SIGN*** Takeda Shingen
Tiger of Kai
***SIGN*** Leadership
***SIGN*** Attack
***SIGN*** Defense
***SIGN*** Intelligence
***SIGN*** Domestic
***SIGN*** Foreign
***SIGN*** Allegiance
***SIGN*** Takeda
***SIGN*** Special
***SIGN*** Swift Wind
***SIGN*** During player's turn,
movement speed is increased by 3 times.
**[10:09] Miku**
I was fascinated by the ambitious warlords,
**[10:11] Miku**
and I read lots of books, too.
**[10:13] Miku**
But the guys the people in class like
are all good-looking actors or models.
**[10:19] Miku**
And I like bearded old guys.
**[10:22] Miku**
I'm weird.
**[10:24] Fuutarou**
*Yeah, she's weird all right.*
**[10:26] Fuutarou**
* It'd be all too easy to*
* write her off as that.*
**[10:28] Fuutarou**
*But this is a golden opportunity.*
**[10:34] Fuutarou**
It's not weird.
**[10:35] Fuutarou**
Have faith in what you like.
**[10:38] Fuutarou**
Speaking of which, I got a perfect score
on my last History exam.
**[10:43] Miku**
Really?
**[10:45] Fuutarou**
This is what the guy at the top
of the grade is capable of.
***SIGN*** Booyah
**[10:49] Fuutarou**
Take my lessons, and I'll teach you things
about the warlords that you don't know.
**[10:54] Miku**
Are you telling me you know
more about them than I do?
**[11:00] Miku**
Then, here's a question.
***SIGN*** Blah Blah Blah
***SIGN*** Nobunaga
**[11:01] Miku**
It's commonly said that Nobunaga
used to call Hideyoshi a monkey,
***SIGN*** Monkey
***SIGN*** Hideyoshi
**[11:05] ---**
but this is false.
**[11:07] Miku**
What was his true nickname?
**[11:10] Fuutarou**
*She won't stop talking!*
**[11:11] Fuutarou**
*So, Hideyoshi's nickname...*
**[11:14] Fuutarou**
*I think the History teacher mentioned it.*
**[11:21] Fuutarou**
Bald rat?
**[11:24] Miku**
Correct.
**[11:25] Fuutarou**
*Thank you, Sensei!*
**[11:28] Miku**
There's a theory that Kenshin
was actually a woman.
**[11:31] Fuutarou**
Yeah, totally.
**[11:33] Miku**
Mitsunari never ate the persimmons.
**[11:36] Fuutarou**
Yeah, he totally didn't.
**[11:39] Miku**
Apparently, Nobunaga put sake in a skull.
**[11:43] Fuutarou**
Y-Yeah, he totally did.
**[11:47] Fuutarou**
* Warlords are the one thing linking History*
* and Miku, who's running away from studies.*
**[11:53] Fuutarou**
*I'm going to make full use of them.*
**[11:56] Miku**
Oh, and...
**[11:58] Fuutarou**
I should head home.
**[12:01] Fuutarou**
I want to talk some more, though.
**[12:05] Fuutarou**
I bet you'd love to hear this one.
**[12:09] Fuutarou**
I know!
**[12:11] Fuutarou**
Let's focus on Japanese history
for our next tutoring session.
**[12:15] Fuutarou**
Will you take it, Miku?
**[12:24] Miku**
If you insist.
**[12:27] Miku**
Fine.
**[12:30] Fuutarou**
*Victory is mine.*
**[12:33] Fuutarou**
*I just need to find a spot for us to study.*
**[12:35] Fuutarou**
*The rest will be easy.*
**[12:37] Fuutarou**
*My livelihood depends on this.*
**[12:40] Fuutarou**
*Don't take this personally.*
**[12:41] Miku**
Wait.
**[12:44] Miku**
A token of my goodwill.
**[12:47] Miku**
Try it.
***SIGN*** Matcha Soda
**[12:50] Miku**
You said you were curious.
**[12:52] Miku**
It'll be fine.
**[12:55] Miku**
It doesn't have snot in it.
**[12:58] Miku**
Just kidding.
**[13:01] Fuutarou**
*Wait, did she just say snot?*
**[13:04] Fuutarou**
*What is she talking about?*
**[13:09] Miku**
Huh?
**[13:10] Miku**
Do you not know this story?
**[13:15] Miku**
I see.
**[13:19] Miku**
You said you were smart,
but you're all talk, huh?
**[13:24] Miku**
I doubt I have anything to learn from you.
**[13:28] Miku**
Bye-bye.
***SIGN*** Reception
**[13:30] Fuutarou**
I'd like to borrow all of these.
**[13:34] Lady**
O-Okay.
**[13:35] Fuutarou**
*"All talk"?*
**[13:37] Fuutarou**
*How dare she?!*
**[13:39] Fuutarou**
*I'll teach her, whether she likes it or not!*
**[13:47] Fuutarou**
Miku, I've been waiting for you.
**[13:52] Miku**
What do you want, Futaro?
**[13:54] Fuutarou**
Fight me.
**[13:57] Miku**
What?
**[13:58] Fuutarou**
You like Sengoku trivia, don't you?
**[14:01] Fuutarou**
I'll answer all of your questions this time.
**[14:03] Miku**
No.
***SIGN*** I'll be waiting at the west gate. Uesugi Futaro
**[14:05] Miku**
You never learn, do you?
**[14:07] Fuutarou**
Are you afraid of being
beaten at your only skill?
**[14:12] Miku**
In Takeda Shingen's Furin Kazan,
**[14:15] ---**
what does the "wind" represent?
**[14:19] Fuutarou**
That's easy.
**[14:21] Miku**
The answer is,
**[14:24] ---**
"swift as the wind."
**[14:27] Fuutarou**
Damn her!
**[14:30] Fuutarou**
She fled again!
**[14:32] Fuutarou**
*That's right.*
**[14:33] Fuutarou**
*They keep running away.*
**[14:35] Fuutarou**
*From me, and from studying.*
**[14:38] Fuutarou**
*She's not getting away anymore.*
**[14:44] Miku**
Whoa, Uesugi-san.
**[14:46] Fuutarou**
Y-Yotsuba?
**[14:48] Miku**
You should watch where you're going.
**[14:51] Fuutarou**
Have you seen Miku?
**[14:53] Miku**
She ran that way.
**[14:55] Fuutarou**
Thanks.
**[14:57] Fuutarou**
*Damn it, where'd she go?*
**[15:00] Yotsuba**
Whoa, Uesugi-san.
**[15:02] Fuutarou**
Y-Yotsuba?
**[15:03] Yotsuba**
You should watch where you're going.
**[15:08] Yotsuba**
Uh...
**[15:09] Fuutarou**
Sorry, Yotsuba.
**[15:11] Fuutarou**
Stay calm and hear me out.
**[15:13] Fuutarou**
Your doppelganger is over there.
**[15:17] Yotsuba**
You're right!
**[15:18] Yotsuba**
It's me!
**[15:19] Fuutarou**
You're dead.
**[15:22] Yotsuba**
I don't want to die!
**[15:25] Yotsuba**
What should I eat for my last meal?
**[15:27] Fuutarou**
Huh?
**[15:28] Fuutarou**
Is it just me, or is that
Yotsuba's hair kind of long?
**[15:32] Fuutarou**
She took her ribbon off, too.
**[15:34] Fuutarou**
And she put on headphones.
**[15:36] Fuutarou**
It's Miku!
**[15:38] Yotsuba**
Thank goodness.
**[15:40] Fuutarou**
You tricky little brat!
**[15:43] Fuutarou**
I'm sorry for deceiving you the other day!
**[15:45] Fuutarou**
I spent the past two days
**[15:47] Fuutarou**
going through every book about
the Sengoku period in the library.
**[15:53] Miku**
Liar.
**[15:58] Itsuki**
So, anyway...
**[16:01] Itsuki**
Huh?!
**[16:04] Fuutarou**
I have confidence that I can
talk to you as an equal now!
**[16:13] Itsuki**
Warlord shiritori.
**[16:15] Itsuki**
Ryuzoji Takanobu.
**[16:21] Fuutarou**
Bu?
**[16:22] Fuutarou**
"Fu" counts, too, right?
**[16:24] Fuutarou**
Fukushima Masanori.
**[16:26] Fuutarou**
Famous for being the most prominent
of the Seven Spears of Shizugatake.
**[16:33] Fuutarou**
Kanamori Nagachika.
**[16:34] Miku**
Ka...
**[16:35] Miku**
Kawajiri Hidetaka.
**[16:38] Fuutarou**
Katakura Kojurou.
**[16:40] Miku**
Uesugi Kagekatsu.
**[16:43] Fuutarou**
Tsu... Tsuda Nobuzumi.
**[16:46] Miku**
Mi... Miyoshi Nagayoshi.
**[16:50] Fuutarou**
Shi... Shimazu Toyohisa.
**[16:53] Miku**
Sa... Sanada Yukimura.
**[16:56] Miku**
I can't keep this up.
**[16:58] Fuutarou**
Ra...
**[17:01] Miku**
Why are you so desperate?
**[17:11] Fuutarou**
I didn't think you could keep up with me.
**[17:15] Fuutarou**
Not bad.
**[17:17] Miku**
Uh, I was the slowest runner in my class.
**[17:23] Miku**
So hot.
**[17:33] Fuutarou**
I-I'm thirsty.
**[17:37] Fuutarou**
Jeez, does she not have any shame?
**[17:48] Fuutarou**
Here.
**[17:50] Fuutarou**
Sorry.
**[17:52] Fuutarou**
You like this, don't you?
**[17:54] Fuutarou**
110 yen is money I'd rather not spend,
**[17:57] ---**
but there's no snot in it, of course.
**[18:01] Fuutarou**
That's from the anecdote
about Ishida Mitsunari
***SIGN*** Ishida Mitsunari
***SIGN*** Otani Yoshitsugu
**[18:02] ---**
drinking tea with Otani
Yoshitsugu's snot in it, right?
**[18:07] Fuutarou**
You wouldn't believe how many
books I read to find that story.
**[18:12] Fuutarou**
Although, in the end,
**[18:13] ---**
Yotsuba happened to be there,
so she looked it up on her phone for me.
**[18:19] Miku**
Yotsuba?
**[18:21] Miku**
Did you tell Yotsuba that I like warlords?
**[18:28] Fuutarou**
No, I didn't.
**[18:30] Fuutarou**
Do you need to keep it a secret
from your sisters, too?
**[18:34] Miku**
I can't tell them *because* they're my sisters.
**[18:37] Fuutarou**
Why not?
**[18:39] Miku**
Of the five of us, I'm the biggest loser.
**[18:43] Fuutarou**
You're doing great, compared
to the rest of them.
**[18:46] Fuutarou**
You scored the highest
on that last exam, too.
**[18:51] Miku**
You're so nice, Futaro.
**[18:53] Fuutarou**
A-Although that's still not saying much.
**[18:56] Miku**
I can kind of tell, though.
**[19:00] Miku**
The other four can do anything I can.
**[19:06] Miku**
We're quintuplets, after all.
**[19:09] Fuutarou**
*Hang on.*
**[19:11] Fuutarou**
*If what Miku says is true...*
**[19:15] Miku**
So just give up on me, and...
**[19:18] Fuutarou**
My job is to tutor the five of you.
**[19:21] Fuutarou**
I'm going to make sure you
and the others all study.
**[19:26] Fuutarou**
I'm going to have the five of you graduate
together with smiles on your faces.
**[19:33] Miku**
Say what you want, but it's not happening.
**[19:36] Miku**
The five of us can only score a 100 combined.
**[19:40] Fuutarou**
Yeah.
**[19:41] Fuutarou**
It's totally impossible.
**[19:43] Fuutarou**
Or so I thought, until today.
**[19:47] Fuutarou**
But now I'm confident,
after what you just said.
**[19:51] Fuutarou**
You're quintuplets.
**[19:53] Fuutarou**
That means anything you can do,
the other four can, too.
**[19:56] Fuutarou**
Flip that around,
and anything the other four can do,
**[20:00] ---**
you can, too.
**[20:03] Fuutarou**
Take a look at this.
**[20:05] Fuutarou**
The exam results from last time.
**[20:09] Fuutarou**
Do you notice anything?
**[20:13] Miku**
None of us got the same answers right.
**[20:17] Fuutarou**
Yup.
**[20:18] Fuutarou**
You're still all problem students
with an average grade of 20.
**[20:22] Fuutarou**
But I see hope in this.
**[20:25] Fuutarou**
What any one of you can do,
all of you can do.
**[20:29] Fuutarou**
Ichika, Nino, Yotsuba, and Itsuki.
**[20:38] Fuutarou**
And you, too, Miku.
**[20:41] Fuutarou**
I believe that all of you have the potential
to score a 100 on your own.
**[20:50] Miku**
Say what?
**[20:52] Miku**
That's BS.
**[20:54] Miku**
Seriously.
**[21:00] Miku**
You're placing too much faith
in the quintuplets thing.
**[21:07] Fuutarou**
If only the other four were
as positive as you are.
**[21:10] Yotsuba**
I did call them, but...
**[21:14] Yotsuba**
It's not "the other four," though.
**[21:20] Yotsuba**
It's "the other three." Right, Miku?
**[21:24] Fuutarou**
Hey!
**[21:25] Fuutarou**
You came.... did... you?
***SIGN*** Sengoku Warlord Exam Problems
**[21:44] Miku**
You put this idea in my head, Futaro.
**[21:46] Miku**
That maybe...
***SIGN*** Uesugi Futaro
***SIGN*** Uesugi Futaro
**[21:49] Miku**
Just maybe, I can do
a little bit better, too.
***SIGN*** Uesugi Futaro
**[21:53] Miku**
So...
**[21:58] ---**
You'd better take responsibility.
**[22:04] Fuutarou**
I got this.
***SIGN*** Eureka
**[22:07] Yotsuba**
Is it Uesugi-san that you like?
***SIGN*** #02 Rooftop Confession
**[22:17] Miku**
No way.
**[22:19] Fuutarou**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Next Time on The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** #03 A Mountain of Problems
**[23:51] Miku**
Quintuplet Trivia!
**[23:52] Yotsuba**
Who has the best grades of the five of us?
**[23:55] Yotsuba**
Miku!
**[23:55] Miku**
The brains of the quintuplets.
**[23:56] Miku**
The strategist.
**[23:57] Yotsuba**
What's a strategist?
**[23:58] Miku**
Someone who used their intellect
to plan for Sengoku battles.
**[24:02] Yotsuba**
She won't stop talking!
# E3 - A Mountain of Problems
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYDKE2996/a-mountain-of-problems)
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**[00:02] Fuutarou**
What the hell is this?
**[00:04] Fuutarou**
Work, damn sensors!
**[00:06] Fuutarou**
Shit, as if those sisters weren't bad enough,
**[00:09] Fuutarou**
now *you're* getting in my way, too?
**[00:12] Fuutarou**
Hey.
**[00:14] Fuutarou**
*I'm tutoring for the Nakanos on Floor 30.*
**[00:17] Fuutarou**
*My name is Uesugi.*
**[00:19] Fuutarou**
*The door here*
**[00:20] Fuutarou**
is broken.
**[00:23] Fuutarou**
Hey.
**[00:23] Miku**
What are you doing out here by yourself?
**[00:26] Fuutarou**
Miku.
**[00:27] Miku**
How haven't you heard of auto locks?
They're everywhere nowadays.
**[00:31] Miku**
You can punch in our apartment
number on this keypad.
**[00:35] Miku**
It'll call us.
**[00:38] Fuutarou**
O-Of course I knew that.
**[00:42] Fuutarou**
*I messed up right off the bat.*
**[00:44] Fuutarou**
*Not off to a good start.*
**[00:46] Fuutarou**
*But...*
**[00:47] Miku**
What are you doing?
**[00:49] Fuutarou**
Huh?
**[00:50] Fuutarou**
O-Oh.
**[00:53] Miku**
You're going to tutor us, aren't you?
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
**[02:32] Itsuki**
So you *had* to come.
**[02:36] Yotsuba**
Welcome, Uesugi-san!
**[02:39] Fuutarou**
Hey.
**[02:46] Ichika**
Uh...
**[02:48] Ichika**
It should be around here somewhere.
**[02:50] Yotsuba**
The white one, right?
**[02:52] Ichika**
Sorry.
**[02:54] Fuutarou**
Why are you in bed past noon?
**[02:59] Yotsuba**
This is yours, Ichika?
**[03:01] Yotsuba**
S-So grown-up.
**[03:04] Ichika**
We have the same face.
**[03:05] Ichika**
You'd probably look good in it, too.
**[03:08] Ichika**
You should throw out the underwear
you've had since elementary school.
**[03:15] Yotsuba**
U-Uesugi-san's here!
**[03:16] Yotsuba**
Shh!
**[03:22] Yotsuba**
So...
**[03:23] Yotsuba**
What do you think, Uesugi-san?
**[03:26] Yotsuba**
Do you think I'd...
**[03:28] Fuutarou**
I don't care. Just get changed.
**[03:31] Fuutarou**
I don't need your opinion, anyway!
I bet you know nothing about fashion!
**[03:35] Fuutarou**
Okay, we're all set.
**[03:38] Fuutarou**
Let's start studying.
**[03:41] Ichika**
I think I'll watch.
**[03:45] Miku**
Teach us Japanese history
like you said you would.
**[03:49] Itsuki**
I'm just going to be studying on
my own here, so don't mind me.
**[03:53] Fuutarou**
*There are plenty of problems,*
**[03:54] ---**
* but compared to the beginning,*
* this is huge progress.*
**[03:57] ---**
Hey! Wait!
**[03:59] Fuutarou**
*They're human, too.*
**[04:01] Fuutarou**
* Be nice to them, and we can*
* reach an understanding.*
**[04:05] Fuutarou**
Okay, let's get started.
**[04:08] Nino**
You're still here?
**[04:10] Nino**
Still haven't given up on tutoring, huh?
**[04:13] Nino**
I hope you don't fall asleep
like you did last time.
**[04:17] Fuutarou**
*That was because you drugged me.*
**[04:21] Fuutarou**
*Oh, shoot. Be nice.*
**[04:23] Fuutarou**
*Gotta be nice.*
**[04:25] Fuutarou**
How about it?
**[04:26] Fuutarou**
Would you like to join us, Nino?
**[04:28] Nino**
Over my dead body.
**[04:31] Fuutarou**
* Guess I'll have to be content*
* with four for now.*
**[04:35] Fuutarou**
All right. Let's go without her for today.
**[04:37] Yotsuba**
Okay.
**[04:38] Nino**
Oh yeah, Yotsuba,
**[04:40] ---**
my acquaintance on the basketball team is
looking for someone to fill in for a game.
**[04:45] Nino**
You're pretty athletic.
Why don't you go right now?
**[04:49] Yotsuba**
R-Right now?
**[04:51] Yotsuba**
Um...
**[04:52] Yotsuba**
But...
**[04:52] Nino**
Apparently, they only have five members,
and one of them broke a bone.
**[04:57] Nino**
They won't be able to play
if they don't find someone.
**[04:59] Nino**
I feel so bad for them.
**[05:03] Fuutarou**
You wouldn't, would you?
**[05:05] Nino**
They must have practiced so hard.
**[05:07] Nino**
Poor team.
**[05:10] Fuutarou**
Yotsuba?
**[05:11] Yotsuba**
I'm sorry, Uesugi-san.
**[05:12] Yotsuba**
I can't just abandon people in need!
**[05:15] Fuutarou**
You're kidding me.
**[05:17] Nino**
That girl doesn't know how to say no.
**[05:20] Nino**
Didn't you say you had work at two, Ichika?
**[05:23] Ichika**
Shoot, I forgot!
**[05:28] Nino**
You too, Itsuki.
**[05:29] Nino**
You should go to a quieter place,
like the library or something.
**[05:33] Itsuki**
That's a good idea.
**[05:39] Fuutarou**
All right! Gather 'round, everyone!
**[05:41] Fuutarou**
Let's start studying.
**[05:43] Miku**
Face reality, Futaro.
Everyone's gone already.
**[05:49] Fuutarou**
*Damn that Nino, always getting in my way...*
**[05:52] Fuutarou**
*What's she trying to pull?*
**[05:55] Nino**
Huh?
**[05:56] Nino**
You're still here, Miku?
**[06:00] Nino**
You owe me a drink from when
you accidentally drank mine.
**[06:04] Miku**
I already bought it.
**[06:06] Miku**
Okay, let's start the lesson.
**[06:08] Fuutarou**
All right, let's switch gears.
***SIGN*** Matcha Soda
**[06:11] Nino**
Matcha Soda?
**[06:13] Nino**
Hey, Miku!
**[06:16] Miku**
Where do we start?
**[06:17] Fuutarou**
Why don't we start with
the Kamakura period, then?
**[06:21] Nino**
Since when have you two been so close?
**[06:26] Nino**
So you have a thing for
dull-looking guys, huh?
**[06:30] Fuutarou**
That was savage! Take it back!
**[06:32] Miku**
You're too hung up on looks, Nino.
**[06:34] Fuutarou**
That was low-key savage, too!
**[06:36] Nino**
What?
**[06:37] Nino**
What's wrong with going
for good-looking guys?
**[06:39] Nino**
Are you telling me
it's all about inner beauty?
**[06:42] Miku**
What if I am?
**[06:44] Nino**
I see.
**[06:46] Nino**
It's because you don't care about appearances
that you can go out dressed so shabbily.
**[06:50] Miku**
And those pointy nails are
supposed to be fashionable?
**[06:53] Nino**
You wouldn't get it, would you?
**[06:56] Miku**
I don't even *want* to.
**[06:58] Fuutarou**
C-Come on, you two.
**[06:59] Fuutarou**
You're sisters. Play nice.
**[07:01] Fuutarou**
Do we really need to argue over
inner or outer beauty right now?
**[07:05] Miku**
I guess not.
**[07:06] Miku**
Just stop being a nuisance.
**[07:08] Nino**
A nuisance?!
***SIGN*** Guuurgle
**[07:13] Nino**
Fine, then. Why don't we compete
on "inner beauty," as you say?
**[07:18] Nino**
Let's have a cooking battle
to see who's more homely.
**[07:21] Fuutarou**
Wh-Why?
**[07:23] Nino**
If I win, no studying today.
**[07:26] Fuutarou**
Y-You're not going to accept, right?
**[07:29] Miku**
I'll end this quickly.
Just sit and wait, Futaro.
**[07:33] Fuutarou**
*You* sit down!
**[07:41] Fuutarou**
Why is absolutely nothing going my way?
**[07:44] Nino**
Ta-da!
**[07:45] Nino**
A dutch baby with seasonal veggies and ham.
***SIGN*** Omurice
**[07:48] Miku**
O-Omurice.
**[07:52] Nino**
Well, it's up to you to
judge which one's better.
**[07:57] Miku**
Actually, never mind. I'll eat it myself.
**[08:00] Nino**
You made it, so you might
as well have him eat it.
**[08:04] Fuutarou**
Thank you.
**[08:32] ---**
Okay, yeah.
**[08:34] Fuutarou**
Both are pretty good.
**[08:37] Fuutarou**
It's true.
***SIGN*** Not a Gourmet
***SIGN*** Too Poor
**[08:40] Fuutarou**
They're both good.
**[08:42] Nino**
What?!
**[08:42] Nino**
No way.
**[08:51] Nino**
What the heck?
**[08:52] Nino**
Lame.
**[08:55] Fuutarou**
Jeez, that girl...
**[09:01] Fuutarou**
It's gotten so late.
**[09:03] Fuutarou**
We fell right into Nino's trap.
**[09:07] Fuutarou**
I'll have to try again another time.
**[09:09] Miku**
Sorry.
**[09:10] Fuutarou**
*But now it's all clear.*
**[09:13] Fuutarou**
* I don't know why,*
* but Nino especially hates me.*
**[09:18] Fuutarou**
I don't feel like I'll ever get to be
on good terms with her.
**[09:24] Miku**
You're wrong...
**[09:26] Miku**
I think.
**[09:29] Fuutarou**
Huh?
**[09:32] Fuutarou**
Miku?
**[09:33] Miku**
If you face her in good faith,
she'll come around.
**[09:37] Fuutarou**
In good faith?
**[09:39] Fuutarou**
What am I supposed to do?
**[09:41] Miku**
Don't ask me.
**[09:45] Miku**
It's your job to figure that out.
**[09:55] Fuutarou**
*Face her in good faith...*
**[09:56] Fuutarou**
*Good faith...*
**[10:00] Fuutarou**
Shoot.
**[10:05] Fuutarou**
Uh...
**[10:08] Miku**
*What?*
**[10:09] Fuutarou**
Sorry, I forgot my flash cards.
**[10:12] Miku**
* I'm taking a shower.*
* Feel free to come in and grab them.*
**[10:14] Fuutarou**
Wait, Miku, you're okay with that?
**[10:28] Fuutarou**
P-Pardon me.
**[10:44] Fuutarou**
M-Miku?!
**[10:46] Fuutarou**
You're already out of the shower?!
**[10:57] Fuutarou**
* Come to think of it,*
* she's not one to care about these things.*
**[11:01] Fuutarou**
*I'll just grab my cards and leave.*
**[11:04] Nino**
Who's there?
**[11:05] Nino**
Miku?
**[11:09] Nino**
I thought you were going to take a bath.
**[11:12] Nino**
It's free now.
**[11:13] Fuutarou**
*Nino!*
**[11:15] Nino**
My contacts are on the usual shelf.
Could you get them for me?
**[11:19] Fuutarou**
*Her eyesight is so bad that she can't see me?*
**[11:22] Fuutarou**
*Sh-Shit...*
**[11:23] Fuutarou**
*What should I do, then?*
**[11:24] Fuutarou**
* Good faith? If she finds out I'm here,*
* there'll be no faith left!*
***SIGN*** No Faith
**[11:28] Fuutarou**
*What do I do?*
**[11:29] Nino**
What?
**[11:31] Nino**
Are you still mad about me
messing with you at lunch?
**[11:35] Fuutarou**
*Sh-Shit!*
**[11:36] Fuutarou**
*C-Contacts...*
**[11:37] Fuutarou**
*Where are they?*
**[11:39] Fuutarou**
*Here?*
**[11:41] Nino**
I just got carried away.
**[11:45] Nino**
I feel bad about it, okay?
**[11:49] Fuutarou**
*Damn it, where are they?*
**[11:51] Nino**
What are you doing?
That's not where they are.
**[11:55] Nino**
They're on the shelf above.
**[12:00] Nino**
Huh?
**[12:01] Nino**
I though they were on this shelf.
**[12:08] Fuutarou**
*I can't face her now!*
**[12:11] Fuutarou**
*I can't take any more!*
**[12:13] Fuutarou**
*Run for it!*
**[12:15] Nino**
So you *are* mad.
**[12:17] Nino**
It's his fault.
**[12:19] Nino**
It's all his fault.
**[12:20] Nino**
He keeps coming into our home
just because Dad ordered it.
**[12:25] Nino**
This home is for us five.
There's no place for him here.
**[12:33] Fuutarou**
*Is she...*
**[12:36] Nino**
That's it!
**[12:38] Nino**
From now on, he's banned from our place!
**[12:46] Fuutarou**
Look out!
**[12:47] Fuutarou**
Above you!
**[12:57] Fuutarou**
*At that point, I still didn't know...*
**[13:05] Nino**
Wh-Who's there?
**[13:15] Ichika**
Thank you.
**[13:18] Guy**
You were great as always today, Ichika-chan.
**[13:21] Guy**
See you next time.
**[13:23] Ichika**
Sure.
**[13:25] Fuutarou**
* I didn't know how hard it would be to*
* face these five idiots one at a time.*
**[13:31] Girl**
Thanks so much.
**[13:33] Girl**
You're so good, Nakano-san.
We're lucky to have you.
**[13:35] Girl**
Let's kill it next time, too.
**[13:38] Girl B**
Hey, I want to ask you something...
**[13:41] Girl C**
Would you be up for officially
joining the basketball team?
**[13:46] Fuutarou**
*And I'd be taught a lesson, too.*
**[13:51] Miku**
It's because of what she said.
**[13:54] (Flashback) Nino**
So you have a thing for
dull-looking guys, huh?
**[14:01] Miku**
It's not even true.
**[14:04] Fuutarou**
*That I'm a complete idiot, too.*
**[14:08] Nino**
I-Intruder!
**[14:10] Fuutarou**
N-No!
**[14:12] Fuutarou**
I just came to take something.
**[14:14] Nino**
Take what?
**[14:15] Nino**
Nudes of me?
**[14:17] Nino**
You pervert!
**[14:19] Nino**
Molester!
**[14:20] Nino**
Voyeur!
**[14:20] Fuutarou**
That's not what I meant!
**[14:29] Itsuki**
You're the worst.
**[14:34] Ichika**
Order in the court.
**[14:36] Itsuki**
Your Honor, please have a look at this.
**[14:39] Itsuki**
The defendant, a tutor,
**[14:43] ---**
lost control of his urges in front
of a young high school girl.
**[14:48] Itsuki**
Defendant Uesugi...
This is you in this photo, is it not?
**[14:53] Fuutarou**
I-It's a false charge.
***SIGN*** Absent due
to basketball
team duties
**[14:57] Nino**
Your Honor...
**[14:58] Ichika**
Yes, Plaintiff Nino-kun.
**[15:01] Nino**
This guy pretended to leave the apartment
**[15:04] ---**
and waited for me to exit the shower.
**[15:07] Fuutarou**
H-Hey!
**[15:08] Fuutarou**
That's a fabrication!
**[15:10] Nino**
For his heinous crimes, I request that he
be barred permanently from entering here.
**[15:16] Fuutarou**
Th-That's too much!
**[15:18] Ichika**
I can't say I approve of your actions.
**[15:21] Fuutarou**
Ichika...
**[15:22] Fuutarou**
I just came to get something.
**[15:25] Fuutarou**
Y-Your Honor?
**[15:28] Miku**
Objection.
**[15:30] Miku**
Futaro may look like a criminal,
but he's innocent.
**[15:33] Fuutarou**
What do you mean, I look like a criminal?
**[15:37] Miku**
I let him in over the intercom.
**[15:39] Miku**
There's a recording, too.
**[15:41] Miku**
This was an unforeseen accident.
**[15:44] Fuutarou**
*Miku!*
**[15:45] Nino**
You're *still* taking his side?
**[15:48] Nino**
This guy said it himself!
**[15:50] Nino**
That he's here to *take* something!
***SIGN*** Take
***SIGN*** To take sneak shots!
**[15:53] Miku**
You mean he forgot something,
and he came to *get* it.
***SIGN*** Get
**[15:59] Nino**
Your Honor, Miku is defending him
due to her feelings for him.
**[16:07] Miku**
N-No.
**[16:09] Fuutarou**
I knew you would believe in me, Miku.
**[16:13] Miku**
Don't come any closer.
**[16:15] Fuutarou**
Huh?!
**[16:17] Nino**
Are you acting like that
because you're wary of him?
**[16:20] Miku**
I'm not.
**[16:21] Miku**
You're imagining things.
**[16:23] Nino**
Just so you know, he saw me naked.
**[16:26] Miku**
It's not like there's much to see.
**[16:28] Nino**
Maybe not for you, but there is for me.
**[16:31] Miku**
Our bodies are about the same.
**[16:33] Itsuki**
N-Now's not the time to be arguing.
**[16:35] Miku**
Shut up, Itsuki.
**[16:37] Nino**
Also, delete that photo already.
**[16:42] Itsuki**
Your Honor!
**[16:43] Ichika**
There, there.
**[16:46] Ichika**
Even if Miku were right, would you
really end up in this position?
**[16:51] Nino**
Ichika!
**[16:52] Nino**
I knew you would understand.
**[16:55] Nino**
This guy threw himself
onto me out of nowhere.
**[16:58] Fuutarou**
No, I was...
**[16:59] Miku**
Futaro, is that true?
**[17:02] Fuutarou**
Y-Yeah, but that was...
**[17:04] Miku**
You're guilty.
**[17:06] Miku**
Commit seppuku.
**[17:07] Fuutarou**
M-Miku-san?!
**[17:09] Fuutarou**
*Shoot, I need to fight back.*
**[17:12] Fuutarou**
*I'm going to lose my tutoring job.*
**[17:15] Fuutarou**
*But can I get them to believe me?*
**[17:18] Fuutarou**
The shelves...
**[17:19] Itsuki**
Some books fell off the the shelves,
**[17:22] ---**
and he shielded Nino from them?
**[17:27] Itsuki**
If you look carefully,
you could see it that way.
**[17:32] Itsuki**
Is that not it?
**[17:34] Fuutarou**
Th-That's exactly it!
**[17:36] Fuutarou**
Thanks, Itsuki.
**[17:38] Itsuki**
I haven't done anything for you to thank me.
**[17:41] Itsuki**
I'm just proposing a possible explanation.
**[17:45] Miku**
True.
**[17:47] Ichika**
Yeah, there's no way Futaro-kun
would have the balls.
**[17:50] Nino**
H-Hey!
**[17:51] Nino**
Why are you talking like
it's been resolved now?
**[17:53] Nino**
Quit talking out of your ass!
**[17:56] Miku**
Stop it, Nino.
**[17:58] Nino**
How dare you?
**[18:00] Ichika**
Come on, don't get so heated.
**[18:03] Ichika**
We sisters used to get
along so well, remember?
**[18:09] Fuutarou**
That said, this happened
because I was being careless.
**[18:12] Fuutarou**
Sorry.
**[18:14] Nino**
We *used to*?
**[18:17] Nino**
I...
**[18:19] Fuutarou**
Hey, Nino?
**[18:25] Fuutarou**
She just left.
**[18:27] Fuutarou**
Shouldn't we get her?
**[18:31] Miku**
Let her be.
**[18:35] Fuutarou**
*I can finally go home and study.*
**[18:39] Raiha**
*Hey! Dinner's ready!*
***SIGN*** Uesugi Raiha
Hello
***SIGN*** Inbox
**[18:42] Raiha**
* Get this, we're having*
* your favorite: curry udon!*
**[18:49] Fuutarou**
*Are they really okay with things as they are?*
**[18:53] Fuutarou**
* Guess I shouldn't meddle too much*
* in another family's issues.*
**[19:14] Nino**
God, you're so useless.
**[19:16] Fuutarou**
*What?*
**[19:18] Fuutarou**
*She didn't bring her key,*
**[19:20] Fuutarou**
* but she can't bring herself*
* to ask the three girls inside?*
**[19:24] Nino**
What are you looking at?
**[19:25] Nino**
I don't want to see your face anymore.
**[19:29] Fuutarou**
I see.
**[19:30] Fuutarou**
Well, sorry.
**[19:32] Fuutarou**
*She'd probably lash out if I helped her.*
**[19:35] Fuutarou**
*Go ahead and wait by yourself.*
**[19:51] Nino**
What are you doing?
**[19:52] Fuutarou**
There's a problem I just couldn't solve.
**[19:56] Fuutarou**
I don't feel like going
home until I solve it.
**[20:00] Nino**
I see.
**[20:01] Nino**
All you ever care about is studying.
So stupid.
**[20:04] Fuutarou**
Studying is stupid? That's a paradox.
**[20:07] Fuutarou**
Wait, I guess you could say
I'm studying because I'm stupid.
**[20:10] Nino**
Shut up.
**[20:13] Nino**
Everyone's so stupid. I hate them all.
**[20:16] Fuutarou**
Everyone? Including your sisters?
**[20:21] Fuutarou**
You're lying.
**[20:23] Nino**
I'm not.
**[20:24] Nino**
They've got to be crazy to let
a creepy guy like you inside.
**[20:29] Nino**
Our home...
**[20:31] Fuutarou**
"This home is for us five.
There's no place for him here."
**[20:35] Fuutarou**
That's what you said.
**[20:38] Nino**
Just shut up already.
**[20:39] Fuutarou**
It can't be just because you hate me.
**[20:43] Fuutarou**
You hate your sisters?
**[20:45] Fuutarou**
Are you sure it's not the opposite?
**[20:48] Fuutarou**
You love your four sisters, don't you?
**[20:51] Fuutarou**
That's why you don't like
an outsider like me.
**[20:55] Nino**
What?
**[20:57] Nino**
You're so incredibly wrong.
**[21:00] Nino**
You think you understand me.
**[21:03] Nino**
That could never happen.
**[21:05] Nino**
Creep.
**[21:12] Nino**
What? What's wrong with that?
**[21:16] Nino**
I just...
**[21:21] Fuutarou**
Nino, I know how you feel.
**[21:24] Fuutarou**
I have a sister.
**[21:26] Nino**
Yeah.
**[21:28] Nino**
I didn't do anything wrong, did I?
**[21:30] Nino**
This is so stupid. Why should I
have to beat myself up over this?
**[21:34] Nino**
I've made up my mind.
**[21:39] Nino**
I'm not going to accept you.
**[21:43] Nino**
Even if that makes the other girls hate me.
**[21:52] Miku**
Nino, how long are you going to sit here?
**[21:55] Miku**
Hurry up and get back inside.
**[21:57] ---**
Miku?
**[21:59] Miku**
You're here too, Futaro?
**[22:01] Miku**
Perfect.
**[22:02] Miku**
About tomorrow...
**[22:02] Nino**
Let's head back, Miku.
**[22:05] Miku**
But I still need to talk to him.
**[22:07] Nino**
Forget it.
**[22:12] Fuutarou**
*It looks like it's going to get even harder.*
**[22:14] Fuutarou**
*This is why I hate meddling too much.*
***SIGN*** #03 A Mountain of Problems
***SIGN*** Next Time on The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** #04 A Day Off
**[23:51] Miku**
Quintuplet Trivia!
**[23:52] Miku**
Nino's in charge of the chores.
**[23:54] Nino**
We're taking turns cooking
from now on, though.
**[23:56] Yotsuba**
Okay!
**[23:56] Yotsuba**
How much water?
**[23:57] Yotsuba**
Eyeball it!
**[23:58] Nino**
You're fired!
**[23:58] Itsuki**
Five cups of rice each.
**[23:59] Nino**
You're fired!
**[24:00] Ichika**
I ordered pizza!
**[24:01] Nino**
You're fired!
**[24:02] Miku**
I'm...
**[24:02] Nino**
Fired!
# E4 - Day Off
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY8D78W0Y/a-day-off)
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**[00:00] Radio**
*It's a pleasant Sunday.*
**[00:02] Radio**
*I hope you're having a good time.*
**[00:04] Radio**
* There's going to be a fireworks*
* festival in Higashi-cho today.*
**[00:08] Fuutarou**
*I get the whole day off today.*
**[00:11] Fuutarou**
* I'm going to forget about the quintuplets*
* and study all I want!*
**[00:16] Fuutarou**
I should teach them this formula.
**[00:19] Fuutarou**
This is a good problem.
Even Yotsuba could learn from it.
**[00:23] Fuutarou**
This one would be good for Miku.
**[00:27] Fuutarou**
Wait, what the hell am I doing?!
**[00:30] Fuutarou**
What am I, a tryhard tutor?!
**[00:35] Fuutarou**
Is it a loan shark?
**[00:38] Fuutarou**
If you're here for money, we don't have...
**[00:41] Fuutarou**
any.
**[00:47] Itsuki**
Why'd you close the door on me?
**[00:48] Itsuki**
Open up!
**[00:51] Fuutarou**
What?
**[00:53] Itsuki**
There's something I need to give you.
**[00:58] Itsuki**
My father left your pay with me.
**[01:03] Sister**
You're turning Yukichi-san
wrinkly with your sweat!
**[01:07] Itsuki**
Five thousand yen a day for each of us.
**[01:09] Itsuki**
That's fifty thousand yen for two days.
**[01:13] Sister**
Mom, Onii-chan made it.
**[01:16] Fuutarou**
* Holy cow. We'll be able to pay off*
* the loans in no time.*
**[01:21] Itsuki**
Well, I'll be leaving now.
**[01:24] Fuutarou**
I can't accept this.
**[01:28] Fuutarou**
Sure, I did go to your place twice.
**[01:31] Fuutarou**
But I didn't do anything.
**[01:36] Itsuki**
Are you sure?
**[01:37] Itsuki**
What about the sexual harassment?
**[01:39] Sister**
Onii-chan!
**[01:40] Fuutarou**
I thought we cleared that up!
**[01:42] Itsuki**
I don't think it's true
that you've done nothing.
**[01:47] Itsuki**
Your presence is beginning to change
something in the five of us.
**[01:52] Fuutarou**
The five of you?
**[01:55] Itsuki**
I made a mistake.
**[01:57] Itsuki**
The four of them.
**[01:58] Itsuki**
A-Anyway, I won't take this back.
**[02:01] Itsuki**
Use it however you like.
**[02:08] Fuutarou**
Raiha, is there anything you want?
**[02:18] Sister**
Onii-chan!
**[02:19] Sister**
The coins!
**[02:22] Fuutarou**
Way to go!
**[02:23] Fuutarou**
So why are you here?
**[02:25] Itsuki**
What choice did I have?
**[02:28] (Flashback) Sister**
I want to try going to the arcade!
**[02:31] (Flashback) Sister**
You'll come too, won't you, Itsuki-san?
**[02:33] (Flashback) Sister**
Please?
**[02:36] Fuutarou**
You should have said no.
**[02:37] Itsuki**
How could I? She's too cute.
**[02:40] Fuutarou**
I hear ya!
**[02:42] Fuutarou**
Bring it on!
**[02:43] Itsuki**
Here I go.
**[02:50] Sister**
Over here!
**[02:51] Sister**
Hey!
**[03:04] Itsuki**
Raiha-chan's enjoying herself.
**[03:07] Fuutarou**
Raiha has a hard time
because of our family situation.
**[03:11] Fuutarou**
I'm sure there are many
more things she'd like to do.
**[03:15] Fuutarou**
I want to grant all of her wishes.
**[03:18] Sister**
Onii-chan! Itsuki-san!
**[03:22] Sister**
I want to do that one with
the two of you before we go.
**[03:29] Fuutarou**
A-Actually, that one looks more...
**[03:36] Itsuki**
*All* of her wishes, right?
**[03:40] Fuutarou**
On second thought, I'm going to pass.
**[03:42] Sister**
You aren't getting away.
**[03:44] Sister**
You scoot in too, Itsuki-san.
**[03:45] Itsuki**
O-Okay.
**[03:48] Sister**
It's like a family photo.
***SIGN*** Itsuki-san
***SIGN*** Raiha
***SIGN*** Onii-chan
**[03:56] Fuutarou**
What kind of face is that?
**[03:58] Itsuki**
You're one to talk.
**[04:00] Sister**
Onii-chan, Itsuki-san, thank you.
**[04:03] Sister**
I'll cherish this for the rest of my life.
**[04:15] Fuutarou**
And there goes my Sunday.
**[04:18] Fuutarou**
No, I still have the evening.
**[04:21] Fuutarou**
All of you had better study tonight, too.
**[04:25] Itsuki**
I should get going.
**[04:27] Fuutarou**
Something's fishy.
**[04:29] Fuutarou**
You have homework.
**[04:30] Fuutarou**
Have you finished it?
**[04:32] Itsuki**
Stop following me!
**[04:35] Sister**
Onii-chan, I see four Itsuki-sans.
**[04:41] Yotsuba**
Oh, Uesugi-san?
**[04:43] Nino**
Why are you with *him*, Itsuki?!
**[04:47] Ichika**
Were you in the middle of a date?
**[04:49] Ichika**
Sorry.
**[04:50] Ichika**
We aren't!
**[04:53] Yotsuba**
Are you Uesugi-san's kid sister?
**[04:55] Sister**
Yes.
**[04:57] Yotsuba**
Let's go see the fireworks together.
**[05:00] Sister**
Fireworks?
**[05:02] Fuutarou**
Hang on a second.
**[05:03] Fuutarou**
I have plans to study.
**[05:05] Fuutarou**
You all have homework, too.
**[05:08] Sister**
Onii-chan...
**[05:11] Sister**
Please?
**[05:15] Fuutarou**
Sure, we can go.
**[05:17] Fuutarou**
But only...
**[05:18] Fuutarou**
after...
**[05:19] Fuutarou**
all of you...
**[05:21] Fuutarou**
finish...
**[05:23] Fuutarou**
your homework!
**[05:24] ---**
Jeez!
**[05:26] Nino**
We're gonna miss the start of the fireworks!
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** Yakisoba
***SIGN*** Okonomiyaki
***SIGN*** Shaved Ice
**[07:09] Nino**
Finally done!
**[07:11] Sister**
Good work, everyone.
**[07:12] Yotsuba**
When are the fireworks starting again?
**[07:15] Itsuki**
They're from 7 PM to 8 PM.
**[07:18] ---**
I'm going to check out the stalls!
**[07:22] Fuutarou**
*Why are they so excited?*
**[07:26] Yotsuba**
Want to try catching goldfish?
**[07:28] Sister**
Yeah!
**[07:29] Sister**
I'm in!
**[07:35] Fuutarou**
* Well, at least they did*
* their homework for once.*
**[07:41] Fuutarou**
* Is that how badly*
* they want to see the fireworks?*
**[07:44] Itsuki**
What's with that unfestive
look on your face?
**[07:54] Itsuki**
S-Stop staring at me.
**[07:57] Fuutarou**
Who are you?
**[07:59] Fuutarou**
You girls are hard enough
to tell apart as it is.
**[08:02] Fuutarou**
Don't go changing your hairstyle.
**[08:03] Itsuki**
It's me, Itsuki.
**[08:05] Itsuki**
And I'm free to do my hair however I please!
**[08:10] Ichika**
That won't do.
**[08:12] Ichika**
When a girl changes her hairstyle,
**[08:14] Ichika**
you have to compliment her.
**[08:17] Ichika**
Hey, don't you want to find out if girls
truly wear nothing under their yukatas?
**[08:21] Fuutarou**
That was a long time ago.
**[08:23] Fuutarou**
I already know.
**[08:25] Ichika**
Are you sure about that?
**[08:29] Itsuki**
Ichika!
**[08:31] Ichika**
I'm just playing!
**[08:34] Fuutarou**
Ugh.
**[08:35] Itsuki**
Well? Did I get your heart racing a bit?
**[08:41] Nino**
What are you all doing here?
**[08:44] Nino**
Let's go, Ichika.
**[08:46] Ichika**
Sorry, I got a call.
**[08:48] Ichika**
Yes.
**[08:50] Ichika**
What? Tonight?
**[08:54] Nino**
And you know...
**[08:56] Nino**
It was supposed to be just the
five of us here for the fireworks.
**[08:59] Nino**
Why are you here?
**[09:02] Fuutarou**
I'm just here with my sister.
**[09:04] Sister**
Onii-chan.
**[09:06] Sister**
Look, look.
**[09:08] Sister**
Yotsuba-san caught all these for me.
**[09:13] Fuutarou**
Couldn't you have held back a little?
**[09:17] Yotsuba**
Seeing Raiha-chan, I couldn't
help but want to get her a gift.
**[09:22] Sister**
She bought me this, too.
***SIGN*** Super Fireworks Set
**[09:24] Fuutarou**
That's the last thing we need today!
**[09:27] Sister**
I just couldn't wait.
**[09:30] Fuutarou**
Did you say thank you to Yotsuba?
**[09:34] Sister**
Thank you, Yotsuba-san.
**[09:36] Sister**
I love you.
***SIGN*** Hnnnngh
**[09:40] Fuutarou**
You're so cute, Raiha-chan!
**[09:42] Fuutarou**
I want to make you my sister!
**[09:45] Fuutarou**
Wait a second.
**[09:46] Fuutarou**
If I married Uesugi-san,
we'd legally be sisters.
**[09:52] Nino**
Do you realize what you're saying?
**[09:56] Nino**
And you better not get any
weird ideas about Yotsuba!
**[09:58] Fuutarou**
I have none!
**[10:01] Fuutarou**
Sorry!
**[10:03] Miku**
I-It's fine.
**[10:05] Ichika**
Thanks for waiting.
**[10:07] Ichika**
Okay, let's go.
**[10:11] Fuutarou**
Are you going somewhere?
**[10:12] Miku**
Nino rented out a shop's rooftop.
**[10:15] Fuutarou**
Rented out?
What are you, the bourgeoisie?!
**[10:20] Nino**
Hang on a second.
**[10:22] Nino**
We've come out to a festival,
**[10:24] ---**
and we aren't going to buy *the thing*?
***SIGN*** Yakitori
***SIGN*** Takoyaki
***SIGN*** Okonomiyaki
**[10:27] Miku**
She's right. We haven't bought *the thing*.
**[10:29] Ichika**
Are you talking about *the thing*?
**[10:31] Itsuki**
Was there a food stand selling *the thing*?
**[10:32] Nino**
I can't wait to have *the thing*!
**[10:35] Fuutarou**
What's *the thing*?
**[10:37] Nino**
Ready, and...
**[10:38] Nino**
Candy apples!
**[10:38] Yotsuba**
Chocolate bananas!
**[10:38] Itsuki**
Yakisoba!
**[10:38] Miku**
Ningyouyaki!
**[10:38] Ichika**
Shaved ice!
**[10:42] Ichika**
Let's go buy it all!
**[10:45] Fuutarou**
I'm starting to wonder
if you're really quintuplets.
**[10:53] Fuutarou**
Raiha, stay close, or you'll get lost.
**[10:57] Fuutarou**
Hold on here.
**[10:58] Sister**
Okay.
**[11:02] Itsuki**
That shop owner.... I don't like him.
**[11:06] (Flashback) Shop**
I'll give ya some freebies, pretty lady.
**[11:10] Itsuki**
What was that about?!
**[11:12] Itsuki**
We're identical!
**[11:14] Miku**
Being quints is complicated.
**[11:17] Yotsuba**
Raiha-chan.
**[11:19] Yotsuba**
Want to go play ring toss?
**[11:21] Sister**
I do!
**[11:22] Fuutarou**
Don't get lost.
**[11:25] Itsuki**
Yakisoba, yakisoba!
**[11:27] Itsuki**
Hurry up, guys!
**[11:29] Fuutarou**
Nino's pumped.
***SIGN*** Takoyaki
**[11:32] Fuutarou**
You all seem pretty excited, too.
**[11:35] Fuutarou**
Why? Fireworks shows happen every year.
**[11:37] Miku**
Fireworks were a big part of
memories we shared with our mom.
**[11:42] Miku**
She loved the fireworks, so we
all went together every year.
**[11:47] Miku**
Every year, even after Mom went away.
**[11:54] Miku**
For us, fireworks are special.
**[11:57] Fuutarou**
*I see.*
**[12:00] Fuutarou**
*No wonder she's so gung-ho.*
**[12:03] Announcement**
*Thank you all for waiting.*
**[12:05] Announcement**
*The fireworks are about to begin.*
**[12:09] Nino**
Guys....
**[12:10] Girl**
The fireworks are starting.
**[12:12] Boy**
Hurry.
**[12:15] Nino**
Wait, where'd everyone go?
**[12:19] Nino**
Ow.
**[12:19] Nino**
Who stepped on my foot?
**[12:21] Nino**
Yotsuba!
**[12:22] Nino**
Ichika!
**[12:24] Nino**
Itsuki!
**[12:25] Nino**
Miku!
**[12:30] Fuutarou**
Grab on.
**[12:35] Nino**
Wh-What?
**[12:37] Fuutarou**
We'll never get anywhere standing here.
**[12:39] Fuutarou**
Take me to the shop you rented out.
**[12:41] Nino**
Just so you know, you're not invited.
**[12:43] Fuutarou**
I know, I know. Let's go.
**[12:47] Fuutarou**
Aren't the five of you going to
watch the fireworks together?
**[13:02] Fuutarou**
Here?
**[13:03] Nino**
Yeah.
**[13:04] Nino**
On the roof of this building.
**[13:10] Nino**
Everyone must be here already.
**[13:24] Nino**
Oh, shoot.
**[13:27] Nino**
Come to think of it, I'm the only
one who knows where the shop is.
***SIGN*** Fireworks Show Ends In
**[13:40] Fuutarou**
There's a theory that Tokugawa Ieyasu
was the first to see fireworks in Japan.
**[13:45] Fuutarou**
Fireworks were invented in China,
but they went through Europe
**[13:47] ---**
and arrived in Japan's Tanegashima
along with firearms.
**[13:50] Nino**
This is utterly boring.
**[13:52] Nino**
What did I do to deserve having to
watch the fireworks with you?
**[13:56] Fuutarou**
It's your fault!
**[13:57] Nino**
I can't get a hold of them
on their phones, either.
**[14:00] Nino**
I worked so hard to finish my homework, too.
**[14:03] Nino**
Why is this happening?
***SIGN*** Yotsuba
***SIGN*** Incoming call
**[14:09] Nino**
Yotsuba?
**[14:10] Nino**
Where are you?
**[14:13] Nino**
The clock tower?
**[14:16] Nino**
Yeah. Got it.
**[14:18] Nino**
I'll come get you. Stay there.
**[14:21] Nino**
Jeez!
**[14:23] Nino**
Your sister's fine.
**[14:24] Nino**
She's with Yotsuba.
**[14:26] Fuutarou**
Okay.
**[14:26] Nino**
Don't just stand there. Call them!
**[14:29] Fuutarou**
Right.
***SIGN*** Uesugi Raiha
***SIGN*** Dad
**[14:35] Fuutarou**
Nope! This phone's useless!
**[14:37] Nino**
*You're* useless!
**[14:40] Fuutarou**
Huh?
**[14:42] Fuutarou**
Isn't that Ichika?
**[14:47] Nino**
You're right.
**[14:51] Nino**
Why? The network's acting up again.
**[14:54] (Flashback) Miku**
Fireworks were a big part of
memories we shared with our mom.
**[15:01] Fuutarou**
Wait here.
**[15:02] Fuutarou**
I'll go get everyone.
**[15:08] Fuutarou**
I don't want to be alone with you anyway.
**[15:12] Nino**
Neither do I.
**[15:16] Nino**
Never mind.
**[15:17] Nino**
Go get them for me.
**[15:29] Fuutarou**
Ichika!
**[15:35] Fuutarou**
Good.
**[15:37] Fuutarou**
Nino's waiting.
**[15:38] Fuutarou**
Let's go back to the shop.
**[15:43] Man**
Who are you?
**[15:45] Fuutarou**
*Who are* you*?*
**[15:48] Man**
What's your relationship with Ichika-chan?
**[15:53] Fuutarou**
Relationship?
**[15:54] Fuutarou**
I'm her...
**[15:55] Fuutarou**
Uh...
**[15:57] Fuutarou**
Friend?
**[15:58] Fuutarou**
Teacher?
**[15:59] Fuutarou**
Associate?
**[16:00] Fuutarou**
Acquaintance?
**[16:02] Fuutarou**
Right.
**[16:04] Fuutarou**
I'm her acquaintance.
**[16:09] Fuutarou**
I'm her acquaintance!
**[16:14] Fuutarou**
*What are you doing, Ichika?*
**[16:17] Miku**
Futaro.
**[16:19] Fuutarou**
Ichi—
**[16:21] Fuutarou**
Miku.
**[16:22] Fuutarou**
Thank goodness.
**[16:23] Fuutarou**
I'm surprised you managed to find me.
**[16:26] Miku**
Well, you were sticking out
like a sore thumb.
**[16:29] Fuutarou**
Oh, right.
**[16:29] Fuutarou**
I have to go after Ichika.
**[16:31] Fuutarou**
Come with me.
**[16:33] Miku**
Wait.
**[16:34] Miku**
Ow...
**[16:36] Miku**
Someone stepped on my foot.
**[16:41] Miku**
You go ahead, Futaro.
**[16:43] Fuutarou**
Hop on my back.
**[16:53] Fuutarou**
Miku, can you see Ichika from up there?
**[16:57] Miku**
Ichika?
**[16:59] Miku**
I can't.
**[17:00] Miku**
You aren't actually going to chase
after her like this, are you?
**[17:08] Fuutarou**
You're heavy, so I can't chase after her.
**[17:16] Fuutarou**
Does that help?
**[17:20] Miku**
Thanks.
**[17:21] Fuutarou**
*Huh? Is she angry?*
**[17:24] Yotsuba**
Want me to buy you some takoyaki, Raiha-chan?
**[17:27] Yotsuba**
Oh, there's yakisoba over there.
**[17:29] Yotsuba**
And okonomiyaki that way!
**[17:35] Sister**
Yotsuba-san, we have to stay here.
**[17:42] Sister**
Here.
**[17:43] Sister**
This'll keep you going.
**[17:48] Yotsuba**
I owe you.
**[17:50] Miku**
So, did you really see Ichika?
**[17:54] Fuutarou**
Yeah.
**[17:56] Fuutarou**
She definitely noticed me,
**[17:59] ---**
but she took off with
some dude with a mustache.
**[18:02] Fuutarou**
Any idea who it might have been?
**[18:03] Miku**
No.
**[18:06] Miku**
I think I've seen her getting out of
some mustachioed man's car.
**[18:13] Fuutarou**
Say what?
**[18:14] Fuutarou**
I hope there's nothing sketchy
going on between them.
**[18:17] Fuutarou**
Well, not that I care.
**[18:19] Fuutarou**
Forty minutes left.
**[18:20] Fuutarou**
What is she up to?
**[18:23] Fuutarou**
The fireworks are going to be over
before you five get together.
**[18:28] Miku**
You're being helpful, even though
this has nothing to do with studying.
**[18:31] Miku**
I wouldn't expect that from you.
**[18:33] Fuutarou**
That's rude.
**[18:34] Fuutarou**
I'm invested in this now.
**[18:38] Fuutarou**
Besides, I watched you all
desperately do your homework for this.
**[18:45] Fuutarou**
Can you walk?
**[18:49] Miku**
Yeah.
**[18:51] Lady**
Pardon us.
**[18:53] Lady**
We're surveying people who came
to see the the fireworks today.
**[18:57] Lady**
What is the relationship
between the two of you?
**[19:02] (Flashback) Man**
What's your relationship with Ichika-chan?
**[19:06] Lady B**
Oh, I guess there was no need to ask.
**[19:09] Lady B**
The two of them are a couple.
**[19:12] Lady**
Right.
**[19:13] Miku**
W-We aren't in a relationship.
**[19:18] Lady**
But that's clearly what it looks like.
**[19:27] Fuutarou**
Th-This is...
**[19:29] Miku**
It's not like that.
**[19:31] Miku**
The two of us are friends.
**[19:33] Fuutarou**
We're just acquaintances.
**[19:37] Fuutarou**
Or should I just say schoolmates?
**[19:41] Fuutarou**
I guess that isn't quite enough.
**[19:44] Lady**
I-I see.
**[19:44] Fuutarou**
Close acquaintances?
**[19:46] Fuutarou**
A client?
**[19:46] Lady**
Pardon us.
**[19:48] Miku**
Futaro.
**[19:49] Fuutarou**
Huh?
**[19:54] Fuutarou**
Wh-What?
**[19:58] Miku**
Never mind.
**[20:00] Miku**
It's nothing.
**[20:05] Miku**
Futaro.
**[20:07] Miku**
Look.
**[20:10] Fuutarou**
Wait here.
**[20:11] Fuutarou**
I'll go get her.
**[20:15] Fuutarou**
Itsuki!
**[20:19] Itsuki**
Oh, it's you.
**[20:21] Fuutarou**
Couldn't you hide your
disappointment a little?
**[20:25] Fuutarou**
Miku's resting over there.
**[20:27] Fuutarou**
Let's meet up with her.
**[20:29] Itsuki**
Sure.
**[20:30] Fuutarou**
*Now we're just missing Ichika.*
**[20:35] Fuutarou**
Can I ask you something?
**[20:37] Fuutarou**
What's our relationship?
**[20:40] Itsuki**
What's with that creepy question?
**[20:44] Itsuki**
Let's see...
**[20:45] Itsuki**
At the very most,
**[20:47] Itsuki**
we're complete strangers.
**[20:49] Fuutarou**
At the very most?!
**[20:52] Itsuki**
Besides, you don't need to ask me.
**[20:56] Itsuki**
You already have the answer to that question.
**[21:05] Itsuki**
Never mind that. We need to find Ichika.
**[21:07] Itsuki**
Where has she gone?
**[21:11] Ichika**
Thank goodness.
**[21:13] Ichika**
You found Itsuki-chan.
**[21:16] Fuutarou**
Ichi—
**[21:19] Ichika**
Over here.
**[21:21] Ichika**
Did you see the fireworks?
Aren't they awesome?
**[21:23] Fuutarou**
Hey, where are we going?
Aren't you going to watch with the others?
**[21:28] Ichika**
Just come with me.
**[21:37] Itsuki**
Uesugi-kun?!
**[21:45] Ichika**
Anyway, don't tell anyone
about what happened earlier.
**[21:51] Ichika**
I can't watch the fireworks
with the rest of you.
***SIGN*** #04 A Day Off
***SIGN*** Fireworks Show Ends In
***SIGN*** Next Time on The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** #05 Five Fifths
**[23:50] Ichika**
Quintuplet Trivia!
**[23:52] Fuutarou**
I shall be announcing the sum of
the quintuplets' breast sizes.
**[23:54] Itsuki**
What's wrong with this robot?
**[23:56] Nino**
Eighty-eight times five
makes 444 centimeters, right?
**[23:59] Fuutarou**
Four hundred forty-one centimeters.
**[24:01] Itsuki**
Four hundred forty-*one* centimeters?
**[24:02] Ichika**
Okay, that's enough of that!
# E5 - Five Fifths
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6VD7P0Q6/five-fifths)
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**[00:15] Yotsuba**
It's so pretty.
**[00:16] Sister**
I know.
**[00:23] Miku**
*What's taking Futaro so long?*
**[00:28] (Flashback) Fuutarou**
We're just acquaintances.
**[00:34] Ichika**
* When a girl changes her hairstyle,*
* you have to compliment her.*
**[00:53] Ichika**
I just got called in for urgent work.
**[00:57] Ichika**
So I can't watch the fireworks.
**[01:05] Ichika**
Besides, y'know, we all look the same.
It won't matter if one of us isn't there.
**[01:09] Fuutarou**
That's a bit of a stretch.
**[01:11] Ichika**
Sorry, someone's waiting for me.
**[01:13] Fuutarou**
Hey.
**[01:14] Fuutarou**
Tell me what's going on.
**[01:18] Ichika**
Why?
**[01:21] Ichika**
Why are you going out of your way for us?
**[01:26] Ichika**
Because you're our tutor?
**[01:29] Fuutarou**
*Good question!*
**[01:31] Ichika**
Why?
**[01:33] Fuutarou**
You're right!
**[01:34] Fuutarou**
Like, objectively speaking, why *am* I
poking my nose into your business?
**[01:39] Ichika**
Okay, well, that's that.
**[01:43] Ichika**
Shoot.
**[01:45] Ichika**
This is bad.
**[01:46] Ichika**
My coworker's here.
**[01:49] Ichika**
I snuck out without letting them know.
**[01:51] Ichika**
I'm going to be in trouble.
**[01:56] Fuutarou**
Huh?
**[01:57] Fuutarou**
Wasn't that the guy with you earlier?
**[01:59] Ichika**
Oh, no! He's coming this way!
**[02:04] Fuutarou**
H-Hey!
**[02:09] Guy**
Huh?
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
**[04:03] Guy**
Down we go.
**[04:04] Fuutarou**
*You're sitting there?!*
**[04:07] Fuutarou**
Hey, how long do we have to keep this up?
**[04:11] Ichika**
Just a little longer, sorry.
**[04:16] Ichika**
I wonder if we look like
we're in a relationship.
**[04:20] Fuutarou**
W-Well, this is Japan, not the west.
**[04:24] Fuutarou**
I think you'd have to be in a relationship
to be in this situation.
**[04:28] Ichika**
We're just friends, though.
**[04:30] Ichika**
I feel like I'm doing something bad.
**[04:35] Fuutarou**
We're friends?
**[04:38] Ichika**
Um...
**[04:39] Ichika**
I think it'd be a bit much to say
we're more than friends after just one hug.
**[04:43] Fuutarou**
N-No, I mean...
**[04:45] Fuutarou**
I'm just a teacher for hire.
**[04:47] Fuutarou**
If it weren't for that, I don't think
we would've ever crossed paths.
**[04:51] Fuutarou**
So it doesn't feel right
to call ourselves friends.
**[04:56] Ichika**
What the heck? You're way too fussy.
**[04:59] Ichika**
And here I thought we were friends.
**[05:02] Ichika**
I guess you don't, huh?
**[05:05] Ichika**
That hurts.
**[05:06] Fuutarou**
No, I...
**[05:10] Fuutarou**
*Back then...*
**[05:12] (Flashback) Miku**
The two of us are friends.
**[05:13] (Flashback) Fuutarou**
We're just acquaintances.
**[05:17] Fuutarou**
*Did that hurt Miku, too?*
**[05:22] Guy**
Hello?
**[05:24] Guy**
Yes, I'm sorry.
**[05:27] Guy**
We just ran into some trouble.
**[05:29] Guy**
I assure you this won't happen during filming!
**[05:31] Fuutarou**
Filming?
**[05:33] Fuutarou**
Is your job...
**[05:35] Ichika**
That guy's actually a cameraman.
**[05:37] Guy**
I understand.
**[05:38] Ichika**
I work with him.
**[05:42] Fuutarou**
As a camera assistant?
**[05:46] Ichika**
Yeah.
**[05:48] Ichika**
I try to come up with ways
to make a better shot.
**[05:52] Ichika**
It's what I love doing more
than anything right now.
**[05:57] Fuutarou**
Do you really have time for that?
**[05:59] Fuutarou**
If you girls don't focus on studying,
you might not even make it to college.
**[06:06] Ichika**
Why do you study, Futaro-kun?
**[06:12] Fuutarou**
*"Why"?*
**[06:15] Fuutarou**
Well...
**[06:17] Guy**
Ichika-chan!
**[06:18] Fuutarou**
Shoot!
**[06:19] Guy**
Found you!
**[06:22] Guy**
What are you doing here?
**[06:24] Guy**
Come on!
**[06:27] Miku**
U-Um...
**[06:31] Ichika**
Miku?!
**[06:32] Ichika**
Did he get us mixed up?
***SIGN*** Itsuki
***SIGN*** Incoming Call
**[06:44] Nino**
Itsuki? Where are you?
**[06:46] Itsuki**
*I don't know.*
**[06:47] Itsuki**
*I've gotten lost.*
**[06:49] Itsuki**
* I don't think I can join you*
* for the fireworks.*
**[06:52] Nino**
Don't give me that wimpy talk.
**[06:54] Nino**
Listen, I'm going to...
**[06:59] Nino**
*I'm not giving up.*
**[07:02] Nino**
The five of us are going to
watch the fireworks together!
**[07:08] Fuutarou**
There.
**[07:09] Fuutarou**
They're over there.
**[07:12] Fuutarou**
Have you called her?
**[07:13] Ichika**
I can't get through.
**[07:15] Fuutarou**
Why did you sneak out of work like that?
**[07:20] Ichika**
I don't want to tell you!
**[07:21] Ichika**
It seems we aren't even friends, anyway.
**[07:25] Fuutarou**
I know I said that, but...
**[07:28] Fuutarou**
*Why do I even bother to ask?*
**[07:32] Fuutarou**
*It doesn't matter to me what they do.*
**[07:35] Fuutarou**
*It doesn't matter!*
**[07:37] (Flashback) Man**
What's your relationship with Ichika-chan?
**[07:40] (Flashback) Miku**
It's nothing.
**[07:42] (Flashback) Itsuki**
You don't need to ask me.
**[07:47] Ichika**
Futaro-kun?
**[07:51] (Flashback) Itsuki**
You already have the answer to that question.
**[08:07] Miku**
Um...
**[08:08] Miku**
I'm not Ichika.
**[08:27] Guy**
You're that guy from earlier!
**[08:29] Guy**
What do you want?!
**[08:32] Guy**
Who are you to her?!
**[08:36] Fuutarou**
I'm...
**[08:39] Fuutarou**
*I can't say what we have is a friendship,*
**[08:42] ---**
* but the word I blurted out*
* that day sounds the closest.*
**[08:49] Fuutarou**
I'm her...
**[08:51] Fuutarou**
I'm their...
**[08:55] Fuutarou**
partner.
**[08:57] Fuutarou**
I want them back.
**[09:02] Guy**
What on earth are you talking about?!
**[09:05] Fuutarou**
Take a good look. This isn't Ichika.
**[09:07] Miku**
Um...
**[09:08] Guy**
I'd never confuse her for anyone else.
**[09:11] Guy**
She's our precious young actress.
**[09:13] Guy**
Let go of her!
**[09:21] Guy**
Two Ichika-chans?!
**[09:23] Miku**
Young actress?
**[09:26] Fuutarou**
*That's* the film work you do?
**[09:33] Sister**
Yotsuba-san, the fireworks
are going to end soon.
**[09:37] Yotsuba**
Don't worry.
**[09:40] Yotsuba**
The five of us have different tastes
in clothes, food, colors, and stuff,
**[09:46] ---**
but we've always been
one at heart in the end.
**[09:50] Yotsuba**
So I'm sure we'll watch fireworks together.
**[09:55] Sister**
Okay.
**[09:56] Guy**
Ichika...
**[09:58] Guy**
Ichika-chan...
**[09:59] Fuutarou**
An actress?
**[10:00] Guy**
A quintuplet?!
**[10:02] Fuutarou**
Seriously?
**[10:02] Fuutarou**
Seriously?
**[10:03] Guy**
O-Oh right, we have to get to work.
**[10:06] Guy**
Let's go, Ichika-chan.
**[10:09] Fuutarou**
Hold up.
**[10:11] Guy**
I'm really sorry I got the wrong person.
**[10:15] Guy**
But Ichika-chan has a really
important audition now.
**[10:19] Fuutarou**
What?
**[10:21] Fuutarou**
Ichika, are you really
ditching the fireworks?
**[10:24] Itsuki**
Tell the others I'm sorry.
**[10:27] Guy**
Let's hurry.
**[10:29] Fuutarou**
Ichika!
**[10:31] Miku**
Futaro, go with Ichika.
**[10:34] Fuutarou**
Miku...
**[10:35] Fuutarou**
But I can't leave you by yourself here.
**[10:39] Miku**
I'll be fine now.
**[10:44] Fuutarou**
*Now what?*
**[10:45] Yotsuba**
It looks like you're in a pinch.
**[10:48] Sister**
Sure does.
**[10:49] Fuutarou**
Y-You!
**[11:01] Fuutarou**
Ichika!
**[11:06] Itsuki**
Futaro-kun.
**[11:08] Fuutarou**
Where'd the mustache guy go?
**[11:10] Itsuki**
He went to get the car.
**[11:13] Fuutarou**
You really don't plan to go back?
**[11:17] Itsuki**
I'll ask you again, Futaro-kun.
**[11:20] Itsuki**
Why are you going out of your way for us
when you're just a tutor?
**[11:25] Fuutarou**
Because we're partners in
a cooperative relationship.
**[11:38] Fuutarou**
A script?
**[11:39] Itsuki**
I was recruited by my current boss
six months ago.
**[11:42] Itsuki**
Ever since, I've been playing
minor roles every now and then.
**[11:46] Itsuki**
I just got news that there's an audition
for a major role in a pretty big movie.
**[11:52] Itsuki**
I might finally be making my official debut.
**[11:56] Fuutarou**
Is that what you want to do?
**[11:58] Itsuki**
Yeah.
**[11:59] Itsuki**
Hey, since you're here,
why don't you be my practice partner?
**[12:02] Itsuki**
You're playing the male character.
**[12:04] Fuutarou**
Why me?
**[12:05] Itsuki**
We're in a cooperative
relationship, remember?
**[12:09] Fuutarou**
I'm only going to read the script.
**[12:11] Itsuki**
Yay!
**[12:15] Fuutarou**
Okay.
**[12:16] Fuutarou**
Here we go.
**[12:20] Itsuki**
Okay. If you would.
**[12:24] Fuutarou**
C-Congratulations on your graduation.
**[12:26] Itsuki**
Sensei, thank you for everything.
**[12:31] Itsuki**
When I met you in that classroom,
for the first time, I...
**[12:39] Itsuki**
Sensei,
**[12:41] ---**
I'm glad you were my teacher.
**[12:44] Itsuki**
I'm glad I was your student.
**[12:54] Itsuki**
Huh?
**[12:55] Itsuki**
Wait, were you moved by my acting?
**[12:59] Fuutarou**
I never thought I'd get to hear you say
you were glad I was your teacher.
**[13:04] Itsuki**
*That's* what got you?
**[13:06] Itsuki**
It's the boss's car.
**[13:10] Itsuki**
Okay, see you.
**[13:12] Itsuki**
I'm going to go land that role.
**[13:17] Fuutarou**
Hey.
**[13:28] Fuutarou**
Stop with that fake smile.
**[13:32] Itsuki**
Huh?
**[13:33] Fuutarou**
You're always doing that.
**[13:35] Fuutarou**
In the alleyway,
**[13:37] Fuutarou**
when you were about to leave...
**[13:41] Fuutarou**
You always smile to hide your true feelings.
**[13:44] Fuutarou**
It pisses me off.
**[13:46] Fuutarou**
I said you were my partner, didn't I?
**[13:49] Fuutarou**
My family's in debt.
**[13:52] Fuutarou**
I'm tutoring you to pay off that debt.
**[13:56] Fuutarou**
But the five of you never stop
giving me trouble.
**[14:00] Fuutarou**
I ended up getting paid
without anything to show for it.
**[14:05] Fuutarou**
I at least want to work for what I earn.
**[14:07] Fuutarou**
That's how I really feel.
**[14:09] Fuutarou**
That's all.
**[14:11] Fuutarou**
What about you?
You act like you're cool with everything,
**[14:15] Fuutarou**
so why were you shaking back there?
**[14:21] Itsuki**
Having started this job,
**[14:23] ---**
I thought I could finally stand tall,
as the eldest of the sisters.
**[14:32] Itsuki**
I promised myself I wouldn't tell them
until I'd actually made it.
**[14:37] Itsuki**
So I couldn't tell anyone that
I suddenly got this audition
**[14:41] Itsuki**
and silently bailed on our fireworks plan.
**[14:45] Itsuki**
If I bomb the audition now,
I won't know how to face them.
**[14:50] Itsuki**
The fireworks are about to end.
**[14:54] Itsuki**
But, wow, I can't believe you noticed
such a subtle change in me.
**[15:00] Itsuki**
Big Sis here is impressed.
**[15:01] Fuutarou**
Do I really seem that perceptive?
**[15:05] Itsuki**
So you're aware that you don't.
**[15:07] Fuutarou**
There's no way I could notice
any little change in you.
**[15:10] Fuutarou**
I just noticed that your smile
wasn't the same as theirs.
**[15:15] Itsuki**
You got me.
**[15:17] Itsuki**
I can't even fool you?
I'm starting to lose confidence here.
**[15:23] Fuutarou**
Maybe you don't have acting chops.
**[15:25] Itsuki**
Wow, that's blunt!
**[15:27] Fuutarou**
Just so you know, that's better for me.
**[15:31] Fuutarou**
You'll actually focus on studying
and not on distractions.
**[15:34] Itsuki**
It's not a distraction.
**[15:36] Itsuki**
This is the path
I really want to take in life.
**[15:43] Guy**
Ichika-chan! Hurry up and get in!
**[15:45] Itsuki**
O-Okay.
**[15:47] Fuutarou**
Well, I'll join you
when you apologize to them.
**[15:52] Fuutarou**
We're partners, after all.
**[16:04] Fuutarou**
Hello?
**[16:05] Fuutarou**
Raiha?
**[16:06] Fuutarou**
Can you put Yotsuba on?
**[16:09] Guy**
Thank you, everyone.
**[16:11] Guy**
That's it for today's auditions.
**[16:14] Guy**
We'll announce the results on a later...
**[16:18] Itsuki**
Sorry I'm late.
**[16:20] Itsuki**
I'm Nakano Ichika.
**[16:33] Nino**
Yotsuba? Where the hell are you?!
**[16:37] Nino**
He said what?
**[16:44] Itsuki**
Hello? Yotsuba?
**[16:48] Itsuki**
Uesugi-kun did?
**[16:51] Guy**
Okay, are you ready?
**[16:53] Itsuki**
Yes. Thank you for having me.
**[16:59] Guy**
Congratulations on your graduation.
**[17:04] Itsuki**
Sensei,
**[17:05] Itsuki**
thank you for everything.
**[17:09] Itsuki**
When I met you in that classroom,
for the first time, I...
**[17:11] Itsuki**
*I hope I'm smiling properly.*
**[17:16] Itsuki**
* How would the others do it*
* if they were here?*
**[17:20] Itsuki**
*Yotsuba would be like...*
**[17:22] Itsuki**
*Miku would be like...*
**[17:23] Itsuki**
*Itsuki would be like...*
**[17:25] Itsuki**
*Nino would be like...*
**[17:34] Itsuki**
I'm glad you were my teacher.
**[17:38] Itsuki**
I'm glad I was your student.
**[17:51] Announcement**
*That concludes the
14th Annual Fall Fireworks Festival.*
**[18:02] Itsuki**
He's totally conked out with his eyes open.
**[18:05] Itsuki**
Scary.
**[18:10] Fuutarou**
Is the audition over?
**[18:12] Itsuki**
Yeah.
**[18:13] Itsuki**
Thanks.
**[18:15] Guy**
I must say, I never thought
Ichika-chan could be so expressive.
**[18:19] Guy**
You must be the one who pulled it out of her.
**[18:23] Guy**
I'm personally becoming
interested in you, too.
**[18:26] Guy**
Smooch.
**[18:29] Guy**
Huh?
**[18:30] Guy**
Ichika-chan?
**[18:37] Itsuki**
Where are we going, Futaro-kun?
**[18:40] Fuutarou**
A park nearby.
**[18:42] Fuutarou**
They're waiting.
**[18:45] Itsuki**
They must be angry with me
for missing the fireworks.
**[18:51] Fuutarou**
Yeah.
**[18:53] Fuutarou**
But...
**[18:55] Fuutarou**
It's a bit too early to give up.
**[19:01] Yotsuba**
Welcome back, Ichika and Uesugi-san!
**[19:04] Fuutarou**
Although this isn't as impressive
as the fireworks show earlier.
**[19:08] Yotsuba**
We're all set, Uesugi-san!
**[19:10] Yotsuba**
We couldn't wait, so we got started.
**[19:13] Fuutarou**
I'm glad you bought those fireworks.
**[19:15] Fuutarou**
Thanks.
**[19:16] Fuutarou**
You took care of Raiha for me, too.
**[19:19] Yotsuba**
It's nothing.
**[19:20] Yotsuba**
If anything, she was taking care of me.
**[19:25] Nino**
You.
**[19:26] Nino**
I heard you left Itsuki behind
and wandered away.
**[19:29] Nino**
She was nearly in tears.
**[19:32] Itsuki**
Nino, I told you to keep that a secret!
**[19:35] Fuutarou**
S-Sorry.
**[19:36] Nino**
I need to give you a piece of my mind.
**[19:41] Nino**
A... job... well... done.
**[19:44] Fuutarou**
*How misleading!*
**[19:46] Ichika**
Itsuki...
**[19:49] Itsuki**
Join us for the fireworks, Ichika.
**[19:52] Itsuki**
Miku,
**[19:53] Itsuki**
could you grab those fireworks over there?
**[19:56] Miku**
Okay.
**[20:01] Miku**
Here.
**[20:06] Itsuki**
You seem kind of distant.
**[20:07] Nino**
Well, let's get started, then.
**[20:10] Itsuki**
Everyone...
**[20:15] Itsuki**
Sorry.
**[20:16] Itsuki**
It's my fault that things ended up like this.
**[20:20] Itsuki**
I'm really sorry.
**[20:21] Itsuki**
You don't need to apologize so much.
**[20:24] Fuutarou**
I mean, she's actually sorry.
**[20:26] Nino**
No kidding.
**[20:27] Nino**
Why didn't you contact us?
**[20:30] Nino**
You're the main cause of what happened today.
**[20:34] Nino**
But also, it was my fault for forgetting
to tell you where we were going.
**[20:40] Itsuki**
I'm sickened by my awful sense of direction.
**[20:44] Miku**
I screwed up a lot, too.
**[20:48] Yotsuba**
I don't know what's going on,
but I'm sorry, too.
**[20:52] Yotsuba**
I got distracted by all the food stalls.
**[20:56] Itsuki**
Girls...
**[20:58] Nino**
Here. This is yours.
**[21:05] Itsuki**
Remember what Mom always said?
**[21:08] Itsuki**
If one of us messes up, the five
of us overcome it together.
**[21:12] Itsuki**
If one of us finds happiness,
the five of us share it.
**[21:17] Yotsuba**
Whether in happiness...
**[21:18] Miku**
...sorrow...
**[21:20] Nino**
...anger...
**[21:21] Ichika**
...or affection...
**[21:26] Itsuki**
We are five fifths, and together we are one.
**[21:47] Fuutarou**
*Wait a second.*
**[21:49] Fuutarou**
*They're enjoying the fireworks.*
**[21:51] Fuutarou**
*Raiha is happily sleeping.*
**[21:54] Fuutarou**
*I can go home now, can't I?*
**[21:57] Fuutarou**
* It's gotten really late, but it's*
* time to go back to studying.*
**[22:00] Yotsuba**
Here we go!
**[22:11] Fuutarou**
*What a lame firework.*
**[22:17] Fuutarou**
*I guess I'll stick around a bit longer.*
**[22:22] Yotsuba**
Five more to go.
**[22:24] Yotsuba**
Let's all choose the one we want.
**[22:28] Yotsuba**
Ready, and....
**[22:30] Yotsuba**
Yeah!
**[22:32] Itsuki**
This one.
**[22:36] Ichika**
We chose the same one?
That doesn't happen often.
**[22:40] Ichika**
I'll take this one.
**[22:43] Ichika**
You can't let go of that one, can you?
**[22:50] (Flashback) Fuutarou**
We're partners.
**[22:55] Yotsuba**
Miku.
**[22:56] Yotsuba**
These flashy ones are more
fun than the sparklers.
**[23:00] Miku**
I like this one.
**[23:04] Yotsuba**
You really like that one, huh?
**[23:07] Miku**
Yeah, I do.
**[23:12] Itsuki**
I haven't thanked you yet.
**[23:15] Itsuki**
I have to cooperate with you
to repay you for your support today.
**[23:19] Itsuki**
We're partners, after all.
**[23:21] Itsuki**
But don't think you're going to
have an easy time with me.
**[23:24] Itsuki**
You'd better be ready.
**[23:32] Itsuki**
Sheesh.
**[23:38] Itsuki**
You did well.
**[23:41] Itsuki**
Thanks.
***SIGN*** #05 Five Fifths
**[23:46] Itsuki**
Good night for now.
***SIGN*** Next Time on The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** #06 What's Been Built Up
**[23:50] Itsuki**
Quintuplet Trivia!
**[23:52] Nino**
Ichika's the most popular of the five of us.
**[23:54] Yotsuba**
I wonder if it's because she
gives off a cool beauty vibe.
**[23:56] Itsuki**
That's not true.
**[23:57] Itsuki**
I'm sure you're
popular too, Yotsuba.
**[23:59] Itsuki**
Of the five of us, I think you're
in the top five most popular.
**[24:03] Yotsuba**
Yay!
# E6 - What's Been Built Up
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRG57JEER/whats-been-built-up)
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**[00:04] Ichika**
Hey. Morning.
**[00:08] Fuutarou**
Hi.
**[00:09] Ichika**
Huh? Don't you have anything to say
about my winter uniform?
**[00:12] Fuutarou**
What do you want so early in the day?
**[00:14] Ichika**
I thought I'd walk to school with you.
**[00:17] Fuutarou**
You tend to stand out, so I'd rather not.
**[00:21] Ichika**
I told the girls about work yesterday.
**[00:25] Ichika**
They were so surprised.
**[00:28] (Flashback) Itsuki**
An actress?!
**[00:28] (Flashback) Miku**
Can I get an autograph?
**[00:28] (Flashback) Nino**
You? Seriously?
**[00:29] (Flashback) Yotsuba**
When's the movie coming out?!
**[00:31] Fuutarou**
I bet.
**[00:33] Itsuki**
Still...
**[00:35] Itsuki**
It's a load off my shoulders.
***SIGN*** Midterm Exams
**[00:39] Teacher**
The midterms will begin next week.
**[00:42] Teacher**
Just so you know,
**[00:44] Teacher**
any scores below thirty
will be deemed failing grades, as always.
**[00:47] Teacher**
Be sure to revise, and revise well.
**[00:52] Fuutarou**
So the time has come...
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
**[02:28] Fuutarou**
Itsuki.
**[02:30] Itsuki**
What do you want?
**[02:32] Fuutarou**
Wow, you're studying during a break.
**[02:35] Fuutarou**
Good on you!
**[02:37] Itsuki**
What?
**[02:38] Fuutarou**
I hear you're studying at home, too.
**[02:40] Fuutarou**
I can tell because we're classmates.
**[02:42] Fuutarou**
You're the most studious of the quints.
**[02:47] Itsuki**
You think so?
**[02:49] Fuutarou**
Yeah!
**[02:51] Fuutarou**
It's just that you're stupid!
**[02:54] Fuutarou**
So stop being stubborn
**[02:56] Fuutarou**
and join the study group.
**[02:58] Fuutarou**
I'm sure even you could improve your grades.
**[03:01] Itsuki**
You're right.
**[03:02] Itsuki**
There's definitely a limit
to what I can do alone.
**[03:06] Itsuki**
Could you help me with this question?
**[03:09] Fuutarou**
Of course.
**[03:10] Sensei**
All right.
**[03:12] Sensei**
Come to the staff room later.
**[03:14] Itsuki**
Thank you, Sensei.
**[03:21] Fuutarou**
I'm not giving up.
**[03:23] Fuutarou**
Next!
**[03:25] Fuutarou**
Nino!
**[03:29] Fuutarou**
Are you ready for the midterms?
**[03:32] Nino**
Let's go, girls.
**[03:36] Girl**
Hey, wasn't that guy calling you?
**[03:39] Nino**
He's a stalker.
**[03:41] Girl**
Yikes.
**[03:43] Fuutarou**
Nino! I'm not giving up!
**[03:45] Fuutarou**
You were happy to go along with it
back at the festival, weren't you?
**[03:50] Fuutarou**
Just think about it.
**[03:51] Fuutarou**
We can do it at your place if we have to.
**[03:54] Fuutarou**
One more time!
**[03:56] Fuutarou**
Just give me one more chance!
**[03:58] Fuutarou**
There's so much I can teach you, Nino!
**[04:02] Fuutarou**
I swear I'll satisfy you!
**[04:07] Fuutarou**
Do you get it... now?
**[04:09] Nino**
You're going to give people the wrong idea!
**[04:19] Ichika**
She really got you good.
**[04:21] Miku**
Are you okay?
**[04:22] Fuutarou**
Yeah. Never mind that.
**[04:23] Yotsuba**
Uesugi-san!
**[04:25] Yotsuba**
Here's a question!
**[04:26] Yotsuba**
What's different about me today?
**[04:31] Fuutarou**
I'm assuming you've heard that
the midterms are coming up.
**[04:34] Yotsuba**
He ignored me!
**[04:36] Fuutarou**
Listen...
**[04:37] Yotsuba**
Hint: it's somewhere above my neck.
**[04:39] Fuutarou**
Unless you do better, there's no way
you're going to survive the exams.
**[04:43] Yotsuba**
Ta-da!
**[04:44] Yotsuba**
The answer is that my ribbon has
a different pattern than usual.
**[04:48] Yotsuba**
I heard checks are in right now.
**[04:50] Fuutarou**
Your answer sheets are full of checks, too.
**[04:53] Fuutarou**
Congratulations.
**[04:55] Yotsuba**
Yay! I'm leading the trend!
**[04:58] Fuutarou**
Ichika.
**[05:00] Fuutarou**
You're not one to be laughing.
**[05:02] Fuutarou**
At least Yotsuba is willing to work at it.
**[05:05] Fuutarou**
We have a week until midterms.
**[05:07] Fuutarou**
We're going to prepare thoroughly for them!
**[05:10] Fuutarou**
What did you expect?
**[05:12] Fuutarou**
And Miku, you need to work
not only on Japanese history...
**[05:15] Fuutarou**
What?
**[05:17] Fuutarou**
Miku's studying English, her worst subject,
and without being forced to!
**[05:21] Fuutarou**
Do you have a fever?
**[05:23] Miku**
I'm fine.
**[05:24] Miku**
I just felt like trying for once.
**[05:27] Fuutarou**
Miku....
**[05:29] Yotsuba**
All right, everyone, let's do this!
**[05:32] Ichika**
Yeah!
**[05:33] Librarian**
Be quiet!
**[05:34] Ichika**
Yes, ma'am.
**[05:42] Yotsuba**
I'm so tired.
**[05:43] Miku**
I can't wait to get home.
**[05:49] Fuutarou**
*Damn it, after school isn't enough time.*
**[05:52] Fuutarou**
*How much can we cram in during the weekend?*
**[06:00] Fuutarou**
I-Ichika!
**[06:01] Ichika**
We don't need to work *that* hard, do we?
**[06:04] Ichika**
It's not like we're going to wind up
getting expelled over a midterm.
**[06:08] Ichika**
We're going to do our best.
**[06:10] Ichika**
Have patience with us.
**[06:12] Ichika**
I mean, if you're going to give
us a reward, we'll try harder.
**[06:15] Yotsuba**
Oh, I know!
**[06:17] Yotsuba**
I'd like that fruit parfait by the station.
**[06:19] Miku**
I want matcha parfait.
**[06:21] Ichika**
I'm starting to want some, too.
**[06:23] Miku**
Let's invite the others and go right now.
**[06:26] Fuutarou**
I thought you couldn't wait to get home.
**[06:31] Fuutarou**
*Maybe I don't need to freak out too much.*
**[06:34] Yotsuba**
Uesugi-san!
**[06:35] Yotsuba**
Hurry up, or we'll leave you behind!
**[06:46] Itsuki**
Hold it!
**[06:52] ---**
You...
**[06:53] Itsuki**
I can't believe you would
go home in that situation.
**[06:57] Itsuki**
You were supposed to go with them!
**[07:01] Fuutarou**
No, I need to go home and study.
**[07:04] Fuutarou**
What? You chased me down
just to tell me that?
**[07:07] Itsuki**
No.
**[07:09] Itsuki**
I was asked to get you on the phone.
**[07:12] Fuutarou**
Me?
**[07:13] Itsuki**
It's me, Itsuki.
**[07:15] Itsuki**
I'll put him on now.
**[07:20] Fuutarou**
Hello?
**[07:21] Dad**
*Uesugi-kun, correct?*
**[07:23] Dad**
*Thanks for taking care of my daughters.*
**[07:25] Fuutarou**
F-F-Father! Nice to finally speak to you.
**[07:27] Fuutarou**
Thank you for everything.
**[07:29] Dad**
*You have no reason to call me "father."*
**[07:32] Itsuki**
You have no reason to call him "father."
**[07:36] Dad**
I'm sorry I haven't been
able to show up at all.
**[07:39] Dad**
I trust that the tutoring
has been going well.
**[07:43] Fuutarou**
Of course, we're in the
middle of it right now.
**[07:47] Fuutarou**
Wait up, Itsuki.
I'll tell you the answer to that later.
**[07:50] Fuutarou**
They're all good girls.
**[07:52] Fuutarou**
I'm sure they'll be fine if they keep it up.
**[07:54] Dad**
*That's good to hear.*
**[07:57] Dad**
*I've heard the midterms are coming up.*
**[08:00] Dad**
*I'm glad you're making good progress.*
***SIGN*** Midterm Exams
**[08:04] Dad**
This is a little harsh,
**[08:06] Dad**
but I'd like you to show me results.
**[08:11] Dad**
If any of the five fail
their upcoming midterms,
**[08:16] Dad**
I'll have you tender
your resignation as their tutor.
***SIGN*** Fired
**[08:23] Fuutarou**
*Fired?!*
**[08:24] Dad**
*I wish you all the best.*
**[08:27] Fuutarou**
P-Please reconsider!
**[08:28] Fuutarou**
Isn't it a bit too early to decide?!
**[08:33] Fuutarou**
Damn it!
**[08:33] Itsuki**
That's my phone!
**[08:38] ---**
I know.
**[08:39] Fuutarou**
Sorry.
**[08:41] Itsuki**
What did my father say?
**[08:44] Fuutarou**
J-Just idle chitchat.
**[08:47] Itsuki**
And that was enough to
make you sweat buckets?
**[08:50] Fuutarou**
Why don't you stop worrying about me
and start worrying about yourself?
**[08:54] Fuutarou**
I hope you're preparing for the midterms.
**[08:57] Itsuki**
N-No problems there.
**[08:59] Fuutarou**
"No problems," my foot.
**[09:01] Fuutarou**
You did badly on that quiz today, didn't you?
**[09:05] Itsuki**
You looked?!
**[09:08] Fuutarou**
*So she* did *do badly.*
**[09:10] Fuutarou**
*She'd be pissed off if I said that.*
**[09:14] Fuutarou**
*I'm sure she's doing her best.*
**[09:17] Fuutarou**
Say, Itsuki...
**[09:20] Fuutarou**
Let me know if there's
anything you need help with.
**[09:23] Itsuki**
What's your problem?
**[09:24] Itsuki**
Do you not believe me?
**[09:26] Fuutarou**
*Great. Now she's mad.*
**[09:28] Itsuki**
I told you I don't need your help.
**[09:32] Fuutarou**
You work hard, but you're slow.
**[09:35] Fuutarou**
Let me help you,
**[09:37] Fuutarou**
and I'll teach you well.
**[09:41] Fuutarou**
Learn from Ichika and Miku a little!
**[09:45] Itsuki**
You may have forgotten,
**[09:48] Itsuki**
but I did ask you to help me at first.
**[09:51] Itsuki**
You were the one who turned me down.
**[09:54] Itsuki**
I don't need your half-hearted help.
**[09:57] Fuutarou**
So you think you can pass without any help?
**[10:01] Itsuki**
I can, even if it's too late
for these midterms.
**[10:05] Fuutarou**
That's not good enough!
**[10:07] Fuutarou**
If you fail these midterms, it's over!
**[10:11] Fuutarou**
This is my job.
**[10:12] Fuutarou**
Quit fussing and accept it.
**[10:15] Itsuki**
You're the one being fussy.
**[10:17] Fuutarou**
Don't you want better grades?
**[10:20] Fuutarou**
So just shut up and listen to me!
**[10:25] Fuutarou**
N-No... That was...
**[10:32] Itsuki**
I was starting to respect you a little.
**[10:36] Itsuki**
It looks like I shouldn't have.
**[10:40] Itsuki**
So you're just doing it for the money.
**[10:46] Fuutarou**
What's wrong with that?
**[10:48] Fuutarou**
Who would care about a stubborn brat
like you if it wasn't for work?
**[10:54] Itsuki**
You don't need to force yourself to teach me.
**[10:57] Itsuki**
I don't exist to make money for you.
**[11:00] Fuutarou**
Oh, really?
**[11:01] Fuutarou**
Don't blame me if you regret it.
**[11:03] Itsuki**
Sure.
**[11:04] Itsuki**
Even if it means getting expelled,
**[11:08] Itsuki**
I'm *never* having you teach me!
**[11:12] Fuutarou**
I'm *never* teaching you!
**[11:18] Fuutarou**
*Why did I say that?!*
***SIGN*** I'm never teaching you!
***SIGN*** You screw up at work! You're fired, and now you're unemployed.
**[11:23] Fuutarou**
*Fired!*
***SIGN*** Fired
**[11:24] Fuutarou**
*My neck is on the line.*
**[11:26] Fuutarou**
*This is no time to be getting in a fight.*
**[11:28] Fuutarou**
*Maybe I should just be honest.*
**[11:30] Yotsuba**
Uesugi-san.
**[11:33] Yotsuba**
I got married!
**[11:36] Yotsuba**
Gift money, please.
**[11:38] Fuutarou**
Oh, right.
**[11:40] Yotsuba**
Thank you.
**[11:41] Miku**
I'm up next.
**[11:43] Fuutarou**
Even in a game, I'm poor...
**[11:48] Fuutarou**
We don't have time for this!
**[11:52] Fuutarou**
Break's over!
**[11:53] Fuutarou**
Let's get back to work.
**[11:57] Itsuki**
But we studied a lot today.
**[11:59] Yotsuba**
My head's about to explode.
**[12:01] Miku**
It's not good to overdo it.
**[12:03] Fuutarou**
That's true, but...
**[12:05] Miku**
Futaro...
**[12:06] Miku**
You seem more desperate than usual.
**[12:09] Miku**
Are we really that far behind?
**[12:11] Fuutarou**
No, well...
**[12:15] Fuutarou**
Actually...
**[12:19] Nino**
Hey, you're not even studying.
You're just playing games.
**[12:22] Nino**
I'm in.
**[12:24] Nino**
Switch spots with me.
**[12:26] Miku**
Futaro...
**[12:27] Miku**
"Actually," what?
**[12:30] Fuutarou**
Oh, nothing.
**[12:32] Nino**
Jeez, you have almost no money.
**[12:34] Fuutarou**
* Just imagine what would*
* happen if she found out.*
**[12:37] Fuutarou**
*It's so obvious what she would try to do.*
**[12:44] Nino**
Want to join us?
**[12:46] Fuutarou**
Itsuki?
**[12:48] Fuutarou**
About yesterday, I...
**[12:51] Itsuki**
I have to study.
**[12:54] Fuutarou**
H-Hey.
**[12:58] Nino**
Come on.
**[12:59] Nino**
You're done tutoring for the day, aren't you?
**[13:01] Nino**
Go home.
**[13:02] Fuutarou**
Hey, wait!
**[13:03] Nino**
Get going.
**[13:04] Fuutarou**
Nino.
**[13:04] Nino**
Leave already!
**[13:07] Fuutarou**
*Shoot.*
**[13:08] Nino**
I told you to leave!
**[13:08] Fuutarou**
*This is going to get us nowhere.*
**[13:11] Itsuki**
Hold on, Futaro-kun.
**[13:12] Itsuki**
That's not what you promised.
**[13:15] Itsuki**
You said you were going to stay
overnight to help us study.
**[13:19] ---**
What?
**[13:21] ---**
What?!
**[13:24] Fuutarou**
It's so big.
**[13:27] Fuutarou**
Why did Ichika help me
out like that, though?
**[13:31] Fuutarou**
Anyway, I'm starting to see
the light at the end of the tunnel.
**[13:36] Fuutarou**
I just need time. She'll come around.
**[13:41] Itsuki**
Uesugi-kun, it's me, Itsuki.
**[13:44] Itsuki**
Ichika said there's something
you wanted to tell me.
**[13:50] Itsuki**
What is it?
**[13:52] Fuutarou**
Me?
**[13:53] Fuutarou**
I never said anything.
**[13:56] Itsuki**
I see.
**[13:57] Itsuki**
All right, then.
**[13:59] Fuutarou**
Wait, I'm kidding.
**[14:00] Fuutarou**
Thanks for coming.
**[14:03] Itsuki**
What is it that you wanted to tell me?
**[14:12] Fuutarou**
I'm sorry about yesterday.
**[14:14] Fuutarou**
I panicked and got emotional.
**[14:17] Fuutarou**
Please let me teach you.
**[14:20] Itsuki**
What happened, exactly?
**[14:22] Fuutarou**
If any of you get a failing grade,
**[14:26] Fuutarou**
I'm going to be forced to quit tutoring you.
**[14:29] Itsuki**
So that's what it was.
**[14:34] Fuutarou**
Itsuki! Why would you open the door?!
**[14:37] Nino**
You've seen me naked before.
**[14:39] Nino**
So now we're even.
**[14:41] Nino**
I've been wondering why you and
Itsuki have been acting weird.
**[14:45] Nino**
You're fired if we fail, huh?
**[14:48] Nino**
That's good to know.
**[14:51] Yotsuba**
Uesugi-san's been in the bath for a while.
**[14:54] Ichika**
I'm sure he's savoring the water that
five beautiful girls bathed in.
**[14:58] Miku**
Bath...
**[15:00] Ichika**
Want to go get him?
**[15:05] Itsuki**
You might as well make a move
on him while he's here.
**[15:09] Ichika**
I don't know what you're talking about.
**[15:12] Yotsuba**
Uesugi-san!
**[15:13] Yotsuba**
Welcome back.
**[15:16] Fuutarou**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[15:19] Fuutarou**
Shall we start studying for the exams?
**[15:24] Nino**
Wh-Why don't you join us, Nino?
**[15:27] Nino**
I don't need to.
**[15:29] Fuutarou**
*Now what?*
**[15:30] Fuutarou**
* Nino would love it if someone*
* failed and I got fired.*
**[15:34] Fuutarou**
*She's never going to try to study.*
**[15:36] Fuutarou**
*If anything, she'll do everything
in her power* not *to study.*
**[15:40] Fuutarou**
*Damn it, Nino...*
**[15:42] Ichika**
Futaro-sensei!
**[15:44] Ichika**
About this question...
**[15:47] Fuutarou**
Which one?
**[15:48] Ichika**
Okay, scooch over.
**[15:52] Fuutarou**
Dude!
**[15:53] Ichika**
Miku says she needs help
with something, too.
**[15:56] Miku**
Ichika!
**[16:01] Fuutarou**
Sure, I'll answer that.
**[16:03] Fuutarou**
Ask me anything.
**[16:05] Yotsuba**
Okay!
**[16:05] Fuutarou**
Yotsuba-kun.
**[16:06] Yotsuba**
What's a synonym for "argument"?
**[16:09] Fuutarou**
Good question.
**[16:11] Fuutarou**
"Debate."
**[16:12] Fuutarou**
Remember it like "de ba te."
**[16:15] Fuutarou**
Debate.
**[16:16] Fuutarou**
De ba te.
**[16:18] Fuutarou**
That one's going to be on the exam for sure.
**[16:21] Fuutarou**
*Hear that, Nino?*
**[16:22] Fuutarou**
*I can make myself useful.*
**[16:25] Miku**
I want to learn...
**[16:30] Miku**
What kind of girls do you like?
**[16:38] Fuutarou**
Does that matter right now?
**[16:40] Yotsuba**
I have a comment!
**[16:41] Yotsuba**
I'm kind of interested.
**[16:44] Fuutarou**
Why...
***SIGN*** Uesugi Futaro's
***SIGN*** Top 3 Qualities in a Girl
**[16:48] Fuutarou**
I'll teach you, then,
if you really want to know.
**[16:51] Fuutarou**
The top three qualities
I look for in a girl.
**[16:55] Fuutarou**
But I'm only revealing one
for every page you fill.
**[17:05] Fuutarou**
*Good thing they're so easy to manipulate.*
**[17:10] Yotsuba**
Okay!
**[17:11] Yotsuba**
Done!
**[17:12] Fuutarou**
All right.
**[17:14] Fuutarou**
Number three...
**[17:15] Fuutarou**
Drumroll...
***SIGN*** Always cheerful
**[17:16] Fuutarou**
Bam!
**[17:17] Fuutarou**
Always cheerful.
**[17:20] Miku**
Okay, done.
**[17:22] Fuutarou**
Number two...
**[17:23] Fuutarou**
Drumroll...
***SIGN*** Good at cooking
**[17:24] Fuutarou**
Bam!
**[17:25] Fuutarou**
Good at cooking.
**[17:28] Ichika**
I'm done.
**[17:29] Fuutarou**
Good.
**[17:30] Fuutarou**
Number one...
**[17:32] Fuutarou**
Drumroll...
***SIGN*** Ba-dump Ba-dump
**[17:39] Fuutarou**
Bam!
***SIGN*** Cares about her brother
**[17:42] Fuutarou**
Cares about her brother.
***SIGN*** Cares about her brother
**[17:43] Nino**
You're talking about your sister!
**[17:48] Fuutarou**
What, Nino?
**[17:49] Fuutarou**
You should stop listening in and join us.
**[17:51] Nino**
I can hear you, even if I don't want to.
**[17:54] Fuutarou**
Hey!
**[17:56] Yotsuba**
It was Raiha-chan?!
**[17:58] Yotsuba**
We worked so hard! No fair!
**[18:00] Miku**
*I'm the total opposite.*
**[18:01] Fuutarou**
I told you my stance on the matter.
**[18:04] Fuutarou**
I'm not interested in dating.
**[18:09] Ichika**
Oh, wow.
**[18:10] Ichika**
Miku's already done her assignment.
**[18:13] Ichika**
You have to praise people when
they do well, Futaro-kun.
**[18:17] Ichika**
There.
**[18:18] Ichika**
Good job.
**[18:21] Ichika**
There, there.
**[18:23] Ichika**
Well?
**[18:24] Ichika**
Get your heart racing?
**[18:26] Fuutarou**
Not really.
**[18:28] Ichika**
Yotsuba, check him!
**[18:33] Fuutarou**
S-Stop it! Yotsuba!
**[18:34] Yotsuba**
Stop running away!
**[18:36] Fuutarou**
Get lost! Don't come near me!
**[18:37] Yotsuba**
Oh, come on.
**[18:39] Fuutarou**
Knock it off already!
**[18:44] Ichika**
Wow!
**[18:52] Ichika**
Uesugi-san's heart's racing!
**[18:53] Fuutarou**
Obviously, after all that running!
**[18:56] Itsuki**
You're so noisy.
**[18:58] Itsuki**
I thought a study group would be quieter.
**[19:02] Ichika**
Sorry.
**[19:04] Fuutarou**
* It's hard to apologize when*
* I'm actually facing her.*
**[19:08] Itsuki**
Miku, may I borrow your headphones?
**[19:11] Miku**
Sure, but why?
**[19:14] Itsuki**
I want to focus by myself.
**[19:17] Fuutarou**
*This girl...*
**[19:19] Fuutarou**
Itsuki!
**[19:21] Fuutarou**
Can I trust you?
**[19:25] Itsuki**
I don't want to hold you back.
**[19:31] Ichika**
Look, Futaro-kun, the stars are pretty.
**[19:34] Fuutarou**
What?
**[19:35] Ichika**
Let's take a break.
**[19:36] Ichika**
Come with me.
**[19:37] Fuutarou**
Hey.
***SIGN*** Ietsuna Tsunayoshi Ienobu
**[19:40] Miku**
Ietsuna.
**[19:41] Miku**
Tsunayoshi.
**[19:42] Miku**
Ienobu.
**[19:44] Yotsuba**
I see.
**[19:45] Yotsuba**
Ietsuna.
**[19:46] Yotsuba**
Tsunayoshi.
**[19:47] Yotsuba**
Ietsuna.
**[19:48] Miku**
You repeated one.
**[19:49] Yotsuba**
Um...
**[19:51] Yotsuba**
Ietsunayoshi Ienobu.
**[19:53] Miku**
Now you combined them.
**[19:57] Ichika**
Did you get in a fight with
Itsuki-chan or something?
**[19:59] Fuutarou**
It's the same thing as always.
**[20:01] Ichika**
It is, isn't it?
**[20:02] Ichika**
You and Itsuki-chan end up fighting every time you see each other.
**[20:07] Ichika**
You two are too alike.
**[20:09] Fuutarou**
Too alike? Says the identical quint.
**[20:14] Ichika**
But it felt different today.
**[20:18] Ichika**
I want you two to fight like friends,
like you usually do.
**[20:22] Fuutarou**
That's self-contradictory.
**[20:23] Ichika**
Is it?
**[20:25] Ichika**
I think she's just being stubborn.
**[20:27] Ichika**
Aren't you the same way?
**[20:31] Ichika**
She's always been awkward.
**[20:34] Ichika**
I think she's just having
a hard time being upfront.
**[20:37] Ichika**
I'm sure she's hurting
on her own right now.
**[20:41] Ichika**
I'll do what I can,
**[20:43] Ichika**
but there are some things
that only you can do,
**[20:47] Ichika**
so I'm counting on you.
**[20:50] Fuutarou**
Oh.
**[20:52] Fuutarou**
You five were born at nearly the same time,
**[20:55] Fuutarou**
so I thought it didn't matter in your case...
**[21:01] Fuutarou**
But you actually are the oldest sister.
**[21:05] Ichika**
What's up with the hand?
**[21:07] Fuutarou**
You were the one who told me to do that.
**[21:10] Fuutarou**
It's cold. Let's go inside.
**[21:13] Ichika**
Huh?
**[21:18] Ichika**
Is it cold?
**[21:22] Miku**
Okay, you can use my bed.
**[21:27] Fuutarou**
So this is what they call a bed.
**[21:32] Fuutarou**
Not bad.
**[21:43] Ichika**
What's wrong?
**[21:44] Miku**
Bathroom.
***SIGN*** #06 What's Been Built Up
**[22:16] Fuutarou**
Wh-Why?!
***SIGN*** Next Time on The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** #07 Liar McLieface
**[23:50] Miku**
Quintuplet trivia!
**[23:52] Ichika**
Itsuki-chan's the biggest
eater of the five of us.
**[23:55] Itsuki**
Why would you say that?!
**[23:56] Itsuki**
That's defamation!
**[23:57] Itsuki**
All I've had today is a bowl of katsudon!
**[24:00] Yotsuba**
Oh, right.
**[24:02] Yotsuba**
It's only eight in the morning, though.
# E7 - Liar McLieface
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYQW5DWEY/liar-mclieface)
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**[00:04] Itsuki**
I don't see you up this early
very often, Ichika.
**[00:08] Ichika**
Although I'm still the last one
of the five of us.
**[00:12] Ichika**
I don't know when Miku left the bed, either.
***SIGN*** Night
**[00:17] Itsuki**
Yotsuba went looking for Miku
and hasn't come back, too.
***SIGN*** Searching
***SIGN*** Searching
**[00:21] Yotsuba**
Miku!
**[00:23] Itsuki**
What about him?
**[00:25] Ichika**
Dunno.
**[00:26] Ichika**
Maybe he's still asleep.
**[00:28] Nino**
So he *actually* stayed over.
**[00:31] Nino**
Well, that'll be over with soon enough.
**[00:36] Itsuki**
You should come study with us.
**[00:39] Itsuki**
It's actually pretty fun.
**[00:40] Nino**
No thanks.
**[00:42] Nino**
Don't let him manipulate you, Itsuki.
**[00:46] Ichika**
You should be more honest with yourself.
**[00:50] Itsuki**
I just can't get along with him.
**[00:53] Itsuki**
I butted heads with him the other day, too.
**[00:56] Itsuki**
I find myself getting hung up on
the most trivial things.
**[01:01] Itsuki**
I can't be like you or Miku, Ichika.
**[01:07] Ichika**
You can, Itsuki.
**[01:09] Itsuki**
Say what?
**[01:13] Ichika**
Put your hair to the side like this, and...
**[01:16] Ichika**
There!
**[01:17] Ichika**
We made a Miku.
**[01:20] Itsuki**
I'm being serious here.
**[01:23] Ichika**
My bad.
**[01:25] Ichika**
It's a quintuplet joke.
**[01:27] Nino**
Ichika!
**[01:30] Nino**
You parted her hair the wrong way.
**[01:32] Nino**
Also, Itsuki, make a sleepier face.
**[01:36] Nino**
We don't need this cowlick.
**[01:37] Itsuki**
Please stop toying with me!
**[01:40] Ichika**
Hey, Miku isn't here right now,
so let's see if we can fool him.
**[01:45] Nino**
Seriously?
**[01:46] Nino**
We have to get her changed, then.
**[01:48] Itsuki**
Um...
**[01:50] Nino**
It's fine.
**[01:51] Nino**
There's no way that guy can tell us apart.
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
**[03:30] Fuutarou**
*What the hell is going on?*
**[03:33] Fuutarou**
*And who's the one sleeping next to me?*
**[03:37] Fuutarou**
* I slept in Miku's room*
* last night, and then...*
**[03:41] Fuutarou**
*Right, it was Miku wearing these pajamas.*
**[03:45] Fuutarou**
*Is it Miku?*
**[03:47] Fuutarou**
*Sh-Shoot.*
**[03:48] Fuutarou**
* Things will get complicated*
* if she wakes up.*
**[03:50] Fuutarou**
*Especially if someone else saw.*
**[03:58] Fuutarou**
*M-Miku?!*
**[03:59] Fuutarou**
*Wait, Miku's inside.*
**[04:01] Fuutarou**
*Which means she's...*
**[04:07] Fuutarou**
*Those pajamas...*
**[04:10] Fuutarou**
Wh-What's up, Itsuki?
**[04:14] Itsuki**
You can tell, huh?
**[04:16] Itsuki**
Um...
**[04:18] Itsuki**
About the upcoming midterms...
**[04:23] Fuutarou**
A-A-Are we done here? Can I go?
**[04:26] Itsuki**
Hey!
**[04:26] Fuutarou**
Get going. I need to get changed.
**[04:36] Itsuki**
I don't care anymore!
**[04:42] Fuutarou**
*Crap...*
**[04:44] Fuutarou**
*I could have just let her talk to me outside.*
**[04:48] Ichika**
Futaro-kun.
**[04:50] Ichika**
Have you seen Miku?
**[04:53] Fuutarou**
Oh, um...
**[04:55] Fuutarou**
The library, maybe?
**[04:56] Fuutarou**
That sounds good.
**[04:57] Fuutarou**
Why don't we go study in the library
for a change of pace?
**[05:00] Fuutarou**
S-Sure, let's do that.
**[05:01] Ichika**
I'll let Yotsuba know.
**[05:07] Yotsuba**
Let's see...
**[05:09] Yotsuba**
Where's Miku?
**[05:11] Yotsuba**
She's not here.
**[05:14] Fuutarou**
*Is this the right thing to do?*
**[05:17] (Flashback) Itsuki**
Even if it means getting expelled,
I'm *never* having you teach me!
**[05:22] Fuutarou**
*Thinking about that just pisses me off.*
**[05:25] Fuutarou**
*Forget it!*
**[05:26] (Flashback) Ichika**
But there are some things
that only you can do,
**[05:29] (Flashback) Ichika**
so I'm counting on you.
**[05:32] Yotsuba**
Uesugi-san?
**[05:34] Yotsuba**
Is something wrong?
**[05:36] Fuutarou**
Oh, no, well...
**[05:39] Fuutarou**
Yotsuba, hypothetically...
**[05:41] Fuutarou**
Let's say one of you gets held back
a year because of their grades.
**[05:47] Fuutarou**
What will you do?
**[05:50] Yotsuba**
I'll redo my second year with her.
**[05:58] Yotsuba**
Then again, I'll probably
be the one that fails.
**[06:03] Yotsuba**
But with you here, it'll be all right.
**[06:10] Yotsuba**
Uesugi-san?
**[06:12] Itsuki**
Futaro-kun.
**[06:13] Itsuki**
I forgot my pencil case.
**[06:17] Yotsuba**
Ichika, I have plenty to write with.
**[06:23] Itsuki**
We'll get started first.
**[06:26] Itsuki**
Could you get my stuff?
**[06:33] Fuutarou**
All right.
**[06:35] Fuutarou**
Be right back.
**[06:50] Fuutarou**
M-Miku?
**[06:51] Miku**
Futaro.
**[06:53] Miku**
I-I thought you went to the library.
**[06:56] Fuutarou**
Came back to get something.
**[06:57] Fuutarou**
Ichika and Yotsuba are waiting, so go
meet up with them. I'll see you there.
**[07:04] Miku**
F-Futaro.
**[07:08] Miku**
Uh...
**[07:11] Miku**
About last night...
**[07:15] Fuutarou**
Night?
**[07:16] Fuutarou**
Speaking of that, did you
sleep well last night?
**[07:19] Fuutarou**
I couldn't get used to the bed,
so I slept on the living room floor.
**[07:22] Fuutarou**
My back hurts, yo.
**[07:27] Miku**
O-Of course.
**[07:29] Miku**
Thank goodness.
**[07:30] Fuutarou**
*I'm lying, of course.*
**[07:31] Fuutarou**
*But ignorance is probably bliss here.*
**[07:34] Miku**
Okay, see you at the library.
**[07:36] Miku**
Later.
**[07:39] Fuutarou**
Aside from that,
**[07:41] ---**
there's another lie that I have to tell.
**[07:50] Fuutarou**
Hey, wake up.
**[07:56] Itsuki**
Oh, sorry.
**[08:01] ---**
Uh...
**[08:03] Itsuki**
Um...
**[08:04] Fuutarou**
I finally found you,
**[08:06] Fuutarou**
Miku.
**[08:14] Fuutarou**
You were avoiding me to
skip out on studying, weren't you?
**[08:17] Fuutarou**
You're going to get it now!
**[08:18] Itsuki**
Hey...
**[08:19] Fuutarou**
Pick up your pen.
**[08:20] ---**
Listen...
**[08:21] Fuutarou**
Open the textbook.
**[08:22] Itsuki**
I'm not...
**[08:24] Fuutarou**
I'm going to be really strict
with you as punishment!
**[08:26] Fuutarou**
You're not failing anything on my watch!
**[08:29] Itsuki**
But I'm not...
**[08:31] Fuutarou**
I haven't seen Itsuki either,
come to think of it.
**[08:34] Fuutarou**
I bet she's busy studying in her room.
**[08:38] Fuutarou**
There's no way she'd be dozing off
at her desk or anything, right?
**[08:44] Fuutarou**
Something the matter, Miku?
**[08:48] Ichika**
*You should be more honest with yourself.*
**[08:55] Itsuki**
Th-There isn't...
**[08:59] Itsuki**
Nothing.
**[09:06] Fuutarou**
Let's start, then.
**[09:09] Fuutarou**
What are you working on right now?
***SIGN*** Natural Immunity
***SIGN*** How do our bodies respond to disease agents?
**[09:11] Itsuki**
Biology.
**[09:13] Fuutarou**
Let's continue, then.
**[09:15] Fuutarou**
Is there anything you couldn't understand?
**[09:17] Itsuki**
Um...
**[09:18] Fuutarou**
Oh, uh...
**[09:22] Fuutarou**
Sorry about the day before yesterday.
**[09:28] Itsuki**
What're you talking about?
**[09:29] Fuutarou**
G-Good question.
**[09:31] Fuutarou**
I don't know why I'm telling you this, Miku.
**[09:34] Itsuki**
I'm sorry, too.
**[09:40] Fuutarou**
Now what are *you* talking about, Miku?
**[09:42] Itsuki**
G-Good question!
**[09:44] Itsuki**
Um... About this part...
**[09:47] Fuutarou**
Oh, you're up to here already?
**[09:50] Fuutarou**
Well...
**[09:54] Fuutarou**
Good job making it this far on your own.
**[10:05] Itsuki**
I scored 100s on all my midterms!
**[10:10] Ichika**
We all got perfect scores, too!
**[10:16] Nino**
I guess I have to admit that
you're an excellent tutor.
**[10:20] Fuutarou**
What the hell is this?!
**[10:20] Fuutarou**
Hip, hip, hooray!
**[10:22] Fuutarou**
It's a huge success!
**[10:23] Fuutarou**
It's almost like a dream!
**[10:31] Fuutarou**
*Yeah.*
**[10:32] Fuutarou**
*There's no way they'd get any 100s.*
**[10:42] Fuutarou**
They really worked hard this past week.
**[10:45] (Flashback) Nino**
What?!
**[10:46] (Flashback) Nino**
You're staying over to study again?!
**[10:48] (Flashback) Fuutarou**
The exam is tomorrow.
**[10:50] (Flashback) Fuutarou**
I don't care how efficient we are.
We're going to cram.
**[10:52] (Flashback) Nino**
Itsuki!
**[10:54] (Flashback) Itsuki**
Maybe it's worth allowing it for tonight.
**[11:00] Fuutarou**
*And now it's exam day.*
**[11:06] Itsuki**
You're up early, Uesugi-kun.
**[11:10] Fuutarou**
Itsuki, just to be sure...
**[11:12] Fuutarou**
Our school's reporting time is 8:30, right?
**[11:16] Itsuki**
That's right.
**[11:18] Itsuki**
And the exams start
fifteen minutes after that.
**[11:21] Fuutarou**
Okay.
**[11:23] Fuutarou**
Any chance that clock's broken?
**[11:27] ---**
Oh...
**[11:29] ---**
my god!
**[11:36] Yotsuba**
Hurry up, everyone!
**[11:38] Yotsuba**
We're leaving you behind, Uesugi-san!
**[11:41] Fuutarou**
I thought you guys got a
ride to school every day.
**[11:45] Miku**
Ebata-san is Dad's secretary.
**[11:49] Itsuki**
If only he were at home with Dad.
**[11:52] Fuutarou**
Y-Yeah.
**[11:55] Fuutarou**
*What happens if we're late?*
**[11:56] Fuutarou**
*What do I tell their father?*
**[12:03] Nino**
I don't want people to see me without makeup.
**[12:05] Fuutarou**
Everyone's seen what you look like
from the other four!
**[12:09] Grandma**
Thank you.
**[12:10] Fuutarou**
Commendable! But not right now!
**[12:15] Ichika**
Wake up!
**[12:18] Itsuki**
I can't take it anymore.
**[12:20] Fuutarou**
Don't give up.
**[12:21] Itsuki**
No, I'm spent.
**[12:24] Fuutarou**
Itsuki!
**[12:26] Itsuki**
I'm too hungry! I can't move!
**[12:35] Itsuki**
They all look so good!
**[12:37] Fuutarou**
You don't have time to choose.
**[12:40] Itsuki**
What would you like?
**[12:42] Fuutarou**
Well, you know, I'm...
**[12:44] Itsuki**
I'll buy you something.
**[12:46] Itsuki**
I owe you for the trouble,
though I won't say with what in particular.
**[12:52] Fuutarou**
What should I have?
**[12:54] Itsuki**
It's hard to decide, isn't it?
**[12:55] Nino**
I thought you were in a hurry!
**[13:04] Fuutarou**
Hey, Nino, we're almost there.
**[13:09] Nino**
Even if we do make it to the exam,
**[13:11] ---**
do you honestly think we can avoid failing?
**[13:14] Nino**
Just so you know, I'm going to
tell Dad exactly what happens.
**[13:18] Fuutarou**
There wasn't much time, but I
believe I've done what I could.
**[13:24] Fuutarou**
I'm counting on you to do your part, too.
**[13:28] Ichika**
Futaro-kun!
**[13:29] Ichika**
Nino!
**[13:35] Fuutarou**
We're late.
**[13:38] Fuutarou**
And the exam's starting soon.
**[13:40] Itsuki**
I'm sorry. It's because
I made a stop on the way.
**[13:43] Miku**
Me, too.
**[13:44] Ichika**
Do you think the guidance
teacher will let us off?
**[13:51] Fuutarou**
I know.
**[13:52] Fuutarou**
We have Yotsuba.
**[13:54] Fuutarou**
Itsuki, call Yotsuba.
**[13:58] Fuutarou**
Hello? Yotsuba?
**[14:00] Fuutarou**
You're at school already, right?
**[14:03] Fuutarou**
Oh, no, it's fine.
**[14:04] Fuutarou**
Just stay inside.
**[14:06] Nino**
Hey!
**[14:07] Nino**
What are you thinking?
**[14:09] Fuutarou**
I call it Operation Doppelganger.
**[14:18] Miku**
Good morning!
**[14:22] Teacher**
You!
**[14:23] Teacher**
You're late!
**[14:24] Miku**
Hang on.
**[14:26] Miku**
Don't you remember this ribbon?
**[14:28] Teacher**
I do remember seeing it just a moment ago.
**[14:32] Miku**
I went outside to help a
teacher with something.
**[14:35] Teacher**
O-Okay.
**[14:36] Teacher**
The bell's sounded already.
**[14:38] Teacher**
Be sure to take your seat before exams start.
**[14:40] Miku**
Okay.
**[14:47] Miku**
"Like the shadows, unknowable."
**[14:54] Ichika**
Good morning!
**[15:00] Nino**
Good morning!
**[15:05] Itsuki**
G-Good morning.
**[15:10] Teacher**
M-Morning.
**[15:14] Teacher**
What's that girl doing,
going in and out so many times?
**[15:17] Itsuki**
I can't believe I lied to a teacher.
**[15:19] Itsuki**
What disrespect!
**[15:21] Nino**
You're way too uptight.
**[15:24] Yotsuba**
Thank goodness.
**[15:26] Yotsuba**
You all made it in.
**[15:28] Miku**
It's the real one.
**[15:30] Yotsuba**
Huh? Where's Uesugi-san?
**[15:33] Fuutarou**
Good morning.
**[15:43] Teacher**
You're late, and now you're messing with me?
**[15:45] Fuutarou**
Figures.
**[15:46] Teacher**
Come to the guidance office!
**[15:52] Miku**
Futaro...
**[15:54] Fuutarou**
Hurry up and go!
**[15:56] Fuutarou**
You'll be fine without me!
**[15:58] Fuutarou**
Believe in the effort you
put in for yourselves!
**[16:01] Teacher**
What are you blabbering to yourself about?!
**[16:10] Itsuki**
Let's get good grades
and surprise Futaro-kun.
**[16:14] Yotsuba**
You too, Nino.
**[16:15] Nino**
Wh-Why me?
**[16:17] Itsuki**
Let's give it everything we've got.
**[16:20] Itsuki**
Let's do this!
**[16:22] All Four**
Yeah!
**[16:23] Nino**
Yeah...
***SIGN*** Social Studies
**[16:30] Miku**
*So many difficult questions.*
***SIGN*** Ashikaga Takauji
***SIGN*** Emperor
Go-Komatsu
***SIGN*** Ashikaga
Yoshimasa
***SIGN*** Hosokawa
**[16:33] Miku**
*I can do history, though.*
**[16:36] Miku**
* I wonder what Futaro would say*
* if I got a better grade than him.*
***SIGN*** Japanese
**[16:46] Yotsuba**
*I remember!*
**[16:48] Yotsuba**
* For multiple choice questions with five*
* answers, the fourth one's often right.*
***SIGN*** English
**[16:52] Nino**
*Synonym for argument...*
**[16:54] Nino**
*I don't know. Next.*
**[16:56] (Flashback) Fuutarou**
Remember it as de-ba-te.
**[17:00] Nino**
*I never asked you to teach me.*
***SIGN*** Math
**[17:03] Ichika**
*Done.*
**[17:05] Ichika**
*I think that about does it.*
**[17:06] Ichika**
*Good night.*
**[17:10] Ichika**
*I guess I can check over my equations.*
***SIGN*** Science
**[17:14] Itsuki**
*I won't let you quit.*
**[17:20] (Flashback) Itsuki**
What do you mean?
**[17:22] Dad**
* I told him earlier that if*
* any of you fail the exams,*
**[17:25] ---**
*I'll have him step down.*
**[17:29] Itsuki**
*This is for Raiha-chan's sake.*
**[17:31] Itsuki**
*Just to be clear.*
**[17:39] Fuutarou**
*I'm counting on you, guys.*
***SIGN*** Midterms
***SIGN*** Midterm exam results!
***SIGN*** Curry Day
***SIGN*** Library
**[17:56] Fuutarou**
Hey.
**[17:57] Fuutarou**
Thanks for gathering here.
**[17:59] Itsuki**
What's wrong?
**[18:00] Itsuki**
Why so formal?
**[18:02] Miku**
The midterm results...
**[18:05] Miku**
Can you teach us the parts we got wrong?
**[18:09] Fuutarou**
Yeah.
**[18:10] Fuutarou**
But first, can you show me your results?
**[18:13] Ichika**
Sure thing.
**[18:14] Ichika**
I...
**[18:15] Itsuki**
I would prefer not to.
**[18:17] Itsuki**
It's personal information.
**[18:19] Itsuki**
I absolutely refuse.
**[18:20] Ichika**
Itsuki-chan?
**[18:24] Fuutarou**
Thanks.
**[18:25] Fuutarou**
I'm prepared, though.
**[18:27] Fuutarou**
Tell me how it went.
***SIGN*** Nakano Yotsuba
Japanese Math Science Social Studies English Total
30 09 18 22 16 95
**[18:29] Yotsuba**
Ta-da.
**[18:30] Yotsuba**
I guessed right on Japanese
and scored a 30.
**[18:33] Yotsuba**
I've never gotten such grades before!
***SIGN*** Nakano Miku
Japanese Math Science Social Studies English Total
25 29 27 68 13 162
**[18:37] Miku**
I got 68 in social studies.
**[18:39] Miku**
I just barely failed the rest.
**[18:42] Miku**
Sucks.
***SIGN*** Nakano Ichika
Japanese Math Science Social Studies English Total
19 39 26 15 28 127
**[18:44] Ichika**
All I got was a 39 in math.
**[18:47] Ichika**
I think that's the best I can do for now.
***SIGN*** Nakano Nino
Japanese Math Science Social Studies English Total
15 19 28 14 43 119
**[18:51] Nino**
I failed Japanese, math,
science, and social studies.
**[18:54] Nino**
Just so you know, I *was* trying my best.
***SIGN*** Nakano Itsuki
Japanese Math Science Social Studies English Total
27 22 56 20 23 148
**[18:58] Itsuki**
Unfortunately, the science exam
was the only one I passed, with 56.
**[19:04] Yotsuba**
Yay!
**[19:05] Fuutarou**
Damn it...
**[19:06] Fuutarou**
It's depressing being reminded
of how stupid you all are.
**[19:09] Nino**
Shut up.
**[19:11] Nino**
But well, it's so like us to
each pass a different subject.
**[19:16] Yotsuba**
That's true.
**[19:17] Miku**
And compared to when
we scored a hundred combined...
**[19:21] Fuutarou**
Yeah.
**[19:22] Fuutarou**
You've certainly made progress.
**[19:25] Fuutarou**
Miku.
**[19:26] Fuutarou**
Getting a 68 on an exam as hard
as this one is impressive,
**[19:29] Fuutarou**
even your scores are lopsided.
**[19:32] Fuutarou**
You can be confident in teaching
your sisters what you know.
**[19:37] Fuutarou**
Yotsuba, you make a lot of careless mistakes.
**[19:39] Fuutarou**
What a waste.
**[19:41] Fuutarou**
Stay calm and don't rush things.
**[19:43] Yotsuba**
Yes, sir.
**[19:45] Fuutarou**
Ichika.
**[19:47] Fuutarou**
You need to spend more time on each problem.
**[19:50] Fuutarou**
Don't give up until the end.
**[19:52] Ichika**
Fine.
**[19:55] Fuutarou**
Nino.
**[19:56] Fuutarou**
You never listened to me till the very end.
**[19:59] Fuutarou**
Don't slack off just because
I won't be coming anymore.
**[20:04] Miku**
Futaro, what do you mean,
you won't be coming anymore?
**[20:08] Miku**
I...
**[20:09] Itsuki**
Miku, let's hear him out.
**[20:12] Fuutarou**
Itsuki...
**[20:14] Fuutarou**
You're so...
**[20:16] Fuutarou**
stupidly awkward!
**[20:17] Itsuki**
What?!
**[20:19] Fuutarou**
You obsessed over each question so much,
you didn't even answer all of them.
**[20:24] Itsuki**
That's something I'm working on.
**[20:27] Fuutarou**
Just so long as you're aware.
**[20:30] Fuutarou**
Be careful from now on.
***SIGN*** Dad
***SIGN*** Incoming call
**[20:36] Itsuki**
It's our father.
**[20:41] Fuutarou**
Hello? Uesugi here.
**[20:43] Dad**
*You were with Itsuki-kun, huh?*
**[20:46] Dad**
* I thought I'd ask them each individually,*
* but let's hear it from you.*
**[20:50] Fuutarou**
All right.
**[20:51] Dad**
*I'll know if you lie.*
**[20:52] Fuutarou**
I won't lie.
**[20:54] Fuutarou**
But I'd like to ask you to
find them a better tutor.
**[21:01] Dad**
*In other words, the exam results...*
**[21:10] Nino**
Dad?
**[21:11] Nino**
It's me, Nino. Can I ask you something?
**[21:14] Nino**
Why did you give him such a condition?
**[21:16] Dad**
* I have my responsibilities as a father,*
* in leaving you to him.*
**[21:20] Dad**
* I was just testing him to see*
* if he's right for you.*
**[21:25] Nino**
So it was for our sake?
**[21:27] Nino**
Thanks, Dad.
**[21:29] Nino**
But we won't know whether he's right
for us or not from just our grades.
**[21:35] Dad**
*That's the primary metric.*
**[21:39] Nino**
Fine.
**[21:41] Nino**
Let me tell you, then.
**[21:44] Nino**
The five of us together
avoided failing all five subjects.
**[21:51] Dad**
*Is that true?*
**[21:52] Nino**
I'm not lying.
**[21:54] Dad**
*It must be true if you say so, Nino-kun.*
**[21:58] Dad**
* I expect you to keep up*
* the work with Uesugi-kun.*
**[22:02] Fuutarou**
Nino, you just...
**[22:04] Nino**
The five of us each passed
one of the subjects.
**[22:06] Nino**
So I wasn't lying.
**[22:08] Fuutarou**
Are you serious?
**[22:11] Nino**
We ended up deceiving Dad.
**[22:14] Nino**
It probably won't work again.
**[22:17] Nino**
You better make it happen for real next time.
**[22:22] Fuutarou**
Watch me.
**[22:24] Ichika**
Hey, what was that about?
**[22:26] Yotsuba**
I actually passed all five subjects?!
**[22:30] Yotsuba**
How?!
**[22:31] Nino**
Come on...
**[22:33] Itsuki**
Don't worry, Miku.
**[22:36] Itsuki**
It looks like he'll be with us
for a while longer.
**[22:40] Yotsuba**
Okay!
**[22:42] Yotsuba**
Let's get to reviewing, then.
**[22:45] Nino**
I'd rather not, obviously.
**[22:47] Ichika**
No running away.
**[22:48] Fuutarou**
You're right.
**[22:50] Fuutarou**
It's most important to study after
you get your exam results back.
**[22:55] Fuutarou**
But it doesn't have to be *right* after.
**[22:59] Fuutarou**
A reward, was it?
**[23:01] Fuutarou**
Something about parfaits?
**[23:11] Ichika**
Futaro-kun just said parfaits!
**[23:14] Nino**
That's so not his style!
**[23:17] Itsuki**
In that case, I'll have an extra large.
**[23:21] Fuutarou**
That exists?
**[23:24] Fuutarou**
All right, the five of you passed
five together, so just one serving.
**[23:29] Nino**
What? You're so cheap.
**[23:32] Fuutarou**
*I'll make it happen next time.*
**[23:35] Yotsuba**
By the way, how did you do, Uesugi-san?
**[23:39] Fuutarou**
No!
**[23:40] Fuutarou**
Don't look!
**[23:41] Yotsuba**
Wh-What?! Hundreds on all of them?!
**[23:43] Fuutarou**
Oh, man, that's embarrassing!
***SIGN*** #07 Liar McLieface
**[23:46] Itsuki**
Are you trying to make that your thing?
***SIGN*** #08 The Photo That Started It All
***SIGN*** Next Time on The Quintessential Quintuplets
**[23:50] ---**
Quintuplet Trivia!
**[23:51] Ichika**
What are our best subjects?
**[23:53] ---**
Math.
**[23:54] Nino**
English.
**[23:54] Miku**
Social Studies.
**[23:55] Yotsuba**
Japanese.
**[23:56] Itsuki**
Science.
**[23:56] Itsuki**
Together, the five of us...
**[23:58] Itsuki**
are the No-Fail Sisters!
**[24:00] Fuutarou**
Stop running away from reality.
**[24:02] Itsuki**
No-Fail Sisters!
# E8 - The Photo that Started It All
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***SIGN*** Japanese Math Science Social Studies English
***SIGN*** Ichika
Nino
Miku
Yotsuba
Itsuki
**[00:02] Fuutarou**
I can't believe they all bombed
nearly every subject.
**[00:06] Fuutarou**
I know we didn't have much time,
but they studied a lot.
**[00:10] Dad**
Futaro!
**[00:11] Dad**
You need to stop talking
about studying at home.
**[00:13] Fuutarou**
What kind of education approach is that?!
**[00:15] Fuutarou**
And you were the one who
hooked me up with this job!
**[00:18] Dad**
You weren't a very good student
in the past either, remember?
**[00:21] Dad**
You don't need to worry so much.
Itsuki-chan and the rest will change.
**[00:24] Sister**
What? Onii-chan wasn't such
a study freak in the past?
**[00:28] Dad**
This kid was a wild boy, just like me.
**[00:34] Dad**
I know you have a photo from back then
in your student handbook.
**[00:38] Sister**
Let me see!
**[00:40] Fuutarou**
No.
**[00:41] Fuutarou**
Hell no.
**[00:42] Dad**
Yoink.
**[00:43] Fuutarou**
Hey, Dad!
**[00:45] Sister**
Let me see! Let me see!
**[00:47] Dad**
Take a look.
**[00:50] Sister**
No way.
**[00:51] Sister**
This is Onii-chan?
**[00:53] Sister**
Wow!
**[00:56] Dad**
That was around when you met that girl
and became how you are now.
**[01:05] Fuutarou**
I-I don't know what you're talking about.
**[01:09] Sister**
Hey, hey, is that your first love?
**[01:12] Fuutarou**
No, she's not.
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
**[02:48] Yotsuba**
What are these?
**[02:49] Miku**
Croquettes.
**[02:51] Yotsuba**
Are you sure they aren't rocks?
**[02:56] Miku**
I'm confident they taste good, though.
**[02:59] Miku**
Try them.
**[03:01] Yotsuba**
Okay, then.
**[03:02] Fuutarou**
You made ohagi?
**[03:05] Fuutarou**
Thanks.
**[03:10] Fuutarou**
Oh, it's a croquette.
It's actually pretty good.
**[03:13] Yotsuba**
It's not that good!
**[03:15] Fuutarou**
Wow, you have surprisingly
picky taste, Yotsuba.
**[03:18] Yotsuba**
Your tastes are just too easy to cater to!
And you're a hater, too!
**[03:22] Miku**
*Which is it?*
**[03:24] Fuutarou**
Yeah, yeah, I'm a hater or whatever.
**[03:26] Fuutarou**
Let's just start reviewing the exams.
**[03:28] Miku**
Wait.
**[03:32] Miku**
I'm going to keep making them
until they taste perfect.
**[03:35] Miku**
So eat.
**[03:38] Yotsuba**
How's your stomach feeling?
**[03:41] Yotsuba**
Miku will be back with some medicine soon.
**[03:47] Fuutarou**
I was supposed to be tutoring today.
**[03:50] Fuutarou**
I messed up.
**[03:52] Fuutarou**
I never thought she'd feed me
until I collapsed.
**[03:57] Yotsuba**
I'm stuffed, too.
**[04:00] Fuutarou**
It's all because
you wouldn't stop complaining!
**[04:03] Fuutarou**
I really thought they were good,
but you could have told a white lie!
**[04:06] Yotsuba**
If I lied, Miku would see right through it.
**[04:11] Fuutarou**
You could have just told her
that you like the flavor.
**[04:15] Yotsuba**
"I like the flavor"!
**[04:17] Yotsuba**
I see! Today I learned!
**[04:20] Fuutarou**
That's not what I came here to teach you.
**[04:26] Nino**
What's this?
**[04:28] Nino**
Taking a nap in someone else's home?
**[04:30] Nino**
Did someone drug you or something?
**[04:33] Fuutarou**
Ironically, I *would* like some drugs today.
**[04:39] Nino**
Not that I care.
**[04:41] Nino**
Let's go, Itsuki. Lunchtime's going to end.
**[04:43] ---**
O-Okay.
**[04:44] Fuutarou**
*Shoot!*
**[04:45] Fuutarou**
Yotsuba!
**[04:47] Yotsuba**
Yes? What is it?
**[04:49] Fuutarou**
I want those two to start studying.
**[04:52] Fuutarou**
Make them stay!
**[04:55] Yotsuba**
How do I do that?
**[04:56] Fuutarou**
Lie to them if you have to.
**[05:00] Yotsuba**
All right.
**[05:01] Nino**
Oh yeah, there's a place at the station...
**[05:03] Yotsuba**
Wait, you two!
**[05:05] Yotsuba**
As you can see, Uesugi-san has
been struck by a grave illness!
**[05:09] Yotsuba**
Take care of him!
**[05:12] Itsuki**
A grave illness?
**[05:14] Fuutarou**
*Yotsuba... Come on...*
**[05:18] Fuutarou**
*You're such a terrible liar!*
**[05:21] Itsuki**
Then maybe he should go to the hospital.
**[05:23] Yotsuba**
I-I don't think he can.
**[05:26] Yotsuba**
Apparently, he'll die if he moves!
**[05:28] Fuutarou**
*What kind of weird illness is that?*
**[05:31] Nino**
What the hell?
**[05:33] Nino**
Let's go, Itsuki.
**[05:34] Itsuki**
Okay.
**[05:41] Fuutarou**
Shit, I just moved a bit, and I nearly died.
**[05:44] Itsuki**
What are you doing?
**[05:46] Itsuki**
Stay still.
**[05:50] Nino**
Well, just take your medication,
get some sleep, and you'll be okay.
**[05:54] Yotsuba**
Look, Nino, you can have
these croquettes for lunch.
**[05:57] Nino**
How are those croquettes?
**[06:00] Yotsuba**
You're...
**[06:03] Yotsuba**
I know!
**[06:04] Yotsuba**
You're good at cooking, aren't you?
**[06:06] Yotsuba**
You should make him some porridge.
**[06:08] Fuutarou**
*I'm sick because I overate.*
**[06:11] Fuutarou**
*You haven't forgotten that, have you?*
**[06:15] Nino**
I guess that's not too much to ask for.
**[06:17] Fuutarou**
*Why pick now to start being nice?!*
**[06:19] Nino**
You're okay with eggs in, right?
**[06:21] Fuutarou**
Yeah, thanks.
**[06:24] Itsuki**
I didn't know you were so ill.
**[06:29] Itsuki**
Yotsuba, is there anything I can do?
**[06:32] Yotsuba**
Um...
**[06:33] Yotsuba**
Um...
**[06:35] Yotsuba**
Why don't you hold his hand or something?
**[06:40] Yotsuba**
Remember how Mom used to do that
for us when we were bedridden?
**[06:45] Yotsuba**
She said it's a magic spell
to make you feel better.
**[06:48] Itsuki**
No way!
**[06:49] Itsuki**
The two situations couldn't be more different!
**[06:52] Fuutarou**
Stop talking already, Yotsuba.
**[06:55] Yotsuba**
Are you okay?
**[06:59] Itsuki**
If it'll help you get better...
**[07:01] Fuutarou**
What?
**[07:11] Itsuki**
I can't!
**[07:14] Fuutarou**
You must *really* hate me, huh?
**[07:18] Fuutarou**
* All right, we've managed to*
* keep them here, but now what?*
**[07:22] Yotsuba**
You guys should get along better.
**[07:27] Yotsuba**
Study with us, Itsuki.
**[07:31] Yotsuba**
Let's take Uesugi-san's lessons
together from now on.
**[07:34] Yotsuba**
It'll be a lot more fun with the five of us.
**[07:40] Fuutarou**
*I think I took the wrong approach.*
**[07:42] Fuutarou**
* This suits Yotsuba a lot more*
* than having her tell lies.*
**[07:49] Itsuki**
I'll think about it.
**[07:51] Nino**
Here you are.
**[07:53] Nino**
I made porridge.
**[08:02] Fuutarou**
*Hey, whole rice.*
**[08:05] Fuutarou**
*Every single grain is sparkling.*
**[08:09] Fuutarou**
*They must use really good rice.*
**[08:17] Fuutarou**
That burns!
**[08:20] Nino**
S-Sorry, are you okay?
**[08:23] Nino**
Wait, huh? He's moving around.
**[08:33] Fuutarou**
Looks like I'm all better now.
**[08:36] Fuutarou**
And now it's just the two of us again.
**[08:40] Fuutarou**
We're back to where we were
before the exams.
**[08:42] Yotsuba**
Are we?
**[08:45] Yotsuba**
Haven't you noticed?
**[08:48] Yotsuba**
Nino didn't try to kick you
out of our apartment.
**[08:52] Fuutarou**
It's just a coincidence.
**[08:55] Yotsuba**
It's not just Nino and Itsuki, either.
**[08:57] Yotsuba**
Ichika and Miku are changing, too.
Even I can tell.
**[09:02] Yotsuba**
I'm the only one that hasn't grown.
**[09:05] Yotsuba**
My exam results still suck, too.
**[09:10] Fuutarou**
That's not true.
**[09:13] Fuutarou**
You were the first one to change.
**[09:16] Fuutarou**
I'm lucky one of you was
honest and straightforward.
**[09:20] Fuutarou**
Maybe I'm giving you too much credit.
**[09:23] Fuutarou**
Especially given I got wrecked today
because you're too straightforward to lie.
**[09:27] Yotsuba**
Do you know why I'm on your side?
**[09:32] Fuutarou**
Say what?
**[09:34] Fuutarou**
Because you want better grades, right?
**[09:35] Yotsuba**
No.
**[09:45] Yotsuba**
Because I like you.
**[09:57] Fuutarou**
Huh?
**[09:59] ---**
Wait...
**[10:01] Fuutarou**
What?
**[10:08] Yotsuba**
Just kidding.
**[10:10] Yotsuba**
Ha! You fell for it!
**[10:12] Yotsuba**
I can lie when I wanna, too!
**[10:18] Fuutarou**
*I won't trust anyone anymore.*
**[10:21] Narrator**
*And so Futaro's heart grew a little colder.*
**[10:27] Yotsuba**
School camp! School camp! School camp!
**[10:35] Yotsuba**
Uesugi-san! School camp is coming up!
**[10:39] Fuutarou**
Yotsuba?
**[10:46] Fuutarou**
It's me.
**[10:47] Yotsuba**
Uesugi-san.
**[10:49] Yotsuba**
Who are you?!
**[10:52] Fuutarou**
It's me.
**[10:53] Yotsuba**
Thank goodness.
**[10:56] Yotsuba**
Who are you?!
**[10:58] Fuutarou**
It's me.
**[11:01] Yotsuba**
Help me!
**[11:06] Librarian**
Quiet in the library.
**[11:08] Fuutarou**
Sorry.
**[11:11] Yotsuba**
What are you doing with
all these costume masks?
**[11:15] Miku**
He's on the test of courage
planning committee.
**[11:19] Yotsuba**
That's a surprisingly social thing
for you to do.
**[11:22] Fuutarou**
I'm not doing it by choice.
***SIGN*** Curry
***SIGN*** Orienteering
***SIGN*** Test of Courage
***SIGN*** Skiing
***SIGN*** Campfire
**[11:25] Fuutarou**
My class is in charge of the test of courage,
**[11:29] Fuutarou**
and my classmates dumped it on my head
while I was busy studying by myself.
**[11:34] Yotsuba**
Poor thing.
**[11:36] Miku**
He deserved it.
**[11:39] Fuutarou**
I'm going to get back at them
by scaring the crap out of them.
**[11:44] Fuutarou**
I'll make it a night they won't forget.
**[11:47] Miku**
You're totally into it.
**[11:48] Yotsuba**
It's not right that they're making him
do it all on his own, though.
**[11:52] Yotsuba**
I'm gonna go complain to Class 1.
**[11:55] Fuutarou**
Don't bother.
**[11:56] Fuutarou**
Miku's right.
**[11:57] Fuutarou**
I deserved it.
**[11:59] Yotsuba**
But...
**[12:00] Fuutarou**
Besides, I don't even care about camp.
**[12:06] Yotsuba**
Then, let's talk about things that could
make you look forward to it.
**[12:09] Yotsuba**
I heard this from my friends in class.
**[12:12] Yotsuba**
Did you know there's a legend
about our school camp?
**[12:17] Yotsuba**
There's always a campfire dance
on the last day,
**[12:21] Yotsuba**
and any pairs dancing when it ends
are destined to spend their lives together.
**[12:30] Fuutarou**
That's unrealistic. And silly.
**[12:34] Yotsuba**
You're too cynical! Kids these days!
**[12:36] Yotsuba**
It's a campfire!
**[12:38] Yotsuba**
A legend of fate!
**[12:39] Yotsuba**
Don't you think it's romantic?
**[12:42] Fuutarou**
Come on, let's start studying.
**[12:44] Ichika**
Yoohoo.
**[12:46] Fuutarou**
Ichika, you're late.
**[12:47] Ichika**
What are you wearing?
**[12:49] Fuutarou**
That's not important. We're doing math today.
**[12:51] Ichika**
Sorry.
**[12:53] Ichika**
I have a shoot today.
**[12:55] Ichika**
That got me thinking...
**[12:57] Ichika**
I should let you know ahead of time
whenever this happens.
**[13:02] Ichika**
So here. Let's exchange email addresses.
**[13:05] Fuutarou**
Email addresses, huh?
**[13:08] Fuutarou**
Do we really need to?
**[13:10] Yotsuba**
I agree! We should exchange email addresses!
**[13:13] Yotsuba**
I'd like to join in too, Uesugi-san.
**[13:16] Yotsuba**
Oh, but before that,
***SIGN*** Infrared Transfer
***SIGN*** Receiving
**[13:18] Yotsuba**
let me get this done.
***SIGN*** Address Book
***SIGN*** Nakano Ichika
***SIGN*** Mobile Phone
***SIGN*** Mail Address
**[13:21] Ichika**
Okay, done.
**[13:23] Fuutarou**
Yotsuba.
**[13:25] Fuutarou**
Should I even ask what you're doing?
**[13:28] Yotsuba**
Making a thousand paper cranes.
**[13:30] Yotsuba**
My friend's friend is in the hospital.
**[13:33] Fuutarou**
Study!
**[13:34] Fuutarou**
Give me half of that.
**[13:36] Fuutarou**
We're studying once we're done with this.
**[13:38] Yotsuba**
Okay.
**[13:39] Sensei**
Oh, Nakano.
**[13:42] Yotsuba**
Sensei.
**[13:44] Sensei**
I'm glad I found you here.
**[13:45] Sensei**
Could you put these on everyone's desks?
**[13:49] Yotsuba**
Sure.
**[13:50] Fuutarou**
*How much of a pushover are you?!*
**[13:54] Fuutarou**
* Hold on, is she buying time*
* so she doesn't have to study?*
**[13:59] Fuutarou**
*If she is, she's way more wicked than Nino.*
**[14:04] Ichika**
Okay, I'm off.
**[14:05] Miku**
Good luck.
**[14:07] Yotsuba**
Go, Ichika!
***SIGN*** Receiving Message
***SIGN*** 1 New Message
***SIGN*** Incoming Mail
***SIGN*** Nakano Ichika
***SIGN*** Your cute sleepy face
***SIGN*** If you don't want me to send it around,
you'll get the other four's email addresses!
**[14:13] Ichika**
* If you don't want me to send it around,*
* you'll get the other four's email addresses!*
**[14:25] Fuutarou**
Man, as your tutor,
**[14:28] Fuutarou**
I should probably get
everyone's email addresses, huh?
**[14:31] Miku**
I'll help you.
**[14:34] Fuutarou**
Yay.
**[14:35] Fuutarou**
I did it.
**[14:37] Fuutarou**
I guess I can get Itsuki's
and Nino's some other day.
**[14:41] Yotsuba**
I saw them in the cafeteria.
**[14:43] Yotsuba**
Okay, let's go!
**[14:44] Fuutarou**
H-Hey, what about your address?
**[14:50] Fuutarou**
Thanks.
**[14:51] Fuutarou**
I saved my address.
**[14:53] Miku**
Okay.
**[14:54] Fuutarou**
Wait up, Yotsuba!
**[15:02] Nino**
Absolutely not.
**[15:04] Nino**
Ab-so-lute-ly not.
**[15:07] Itsuki**
There's no reason for us
to want your email address.
***SIGN*** The Theater Club
Needs You!
**[15:11] Fuutarou**
I expected you to say that.
**[15:14] Fuutarou**
But wait, there's more!
***SIGN*** Uesugi Raiha
Dad
Nakano Ichika
**[15:16] Fuutarou**
Act now, and I'll throw in
Raiha's email address for free!
***SIGN*** Uesugi Raiha
**[15:20] Fuutarou**
It's a bargain!
**[15:20] Raiha**
*Itsuki-chan!*
**[15:27] Itsuki**
You leave me no choice.
**[15:30] Nino**
That's so cowardly,
selling your family out like that!
**[15:32] Fuutarou**
Say what you will.
**[15:34] Fuutarou**
Aren't you telling me yours, Nino?
**[15:36] Nino**
Of course not.
**[15:38] Fuutarou**
All right, then.
**[15:41] Fuutarou**
In that case, we'll chat without you.
**[15:44] Fuutarou**
The rest of us, without you.
**[15:47] Nino**
G-Give me something to write with.
**[15:52] Fuutarou**
Here.
**[15:55] Yotsuba**
Now you've got everyone's.
**[15:59] Fuutarou**
There's one more.
**[16:01] Yotsuba**
Ichika, Miku, Itsuki, Nino...
**[16:07] Yotsuba**
Yotsuba! That's me!
**[16:10] Fuutarou**
*Yeah, she's plain stupid.*
**[16:13] Yotsuba**
This is my email address.
***SIGN*** Basketball Team Captain
***SIGN*** Incoming Call
**[16:18] Fuutarou**
You have a call.
**[16:22] Fuutarou**
The basketball team?
**[16:24] Fuutarou**
Wait, are you still hanging out with them?
**[16:28] Yotsuba**
Oh, right, I had one more thing
I had to do for someone.
**[16:32] Yotsuba**
Okay, Uesugi-san. I'll be leaving now.
**[16:38] Fuutarou**
*You're such a bad liar.*
**[16:43] Nino**
Hey!
**[16:45] Nino**
I wrote my email address.
**[16:51] Yotsuba**
Hey, everyone.
**[16:53] Girl**
Nakano-san. Thanks for the help the other day.
**[16:56] Nino**
Don't mention it.
**[16:58] Fuutarou**
*I knew it.*
**[16:59] Fuutarou**
* The fact that she lied to come here*
* even though she sucks at it means...*
**[17:03] Girl**
So, Nakano-san, have you thought
about joining the club?
**[17:09] Nino**
Yes.
**[17:10] Nino**
I'm thankful that you invited me.
**[17:12] Fuutarou**
*So that's what it is?!*
**[17:14] Fuutarou**
* Yotsuba really was buying*
* time to avoid studying!*
**[17:19] Girl**
That's great.
**[17:20] Girl**
Then...
**[17:21] Yotsuba**
But...
**[17:24] Yotsuba**
I'm sorry.
**[17:30] Yotsuba**
I'll have to decline.
**[17:35] Yotsuba**
I'm well aware that
the basketball team needs my help,
**[17:40] Yotsuba**
but I have an important
engagement after school.
**[17:45] Yotsuba**
O-Of course, I can always fill in at games.
**[17:50] Girl**
I see.
**[17:52] Girl**
Guess that's that, then.
**[17:54] Girl**
Although I think it's a waste
of talent not to join us.
**[17:58] Yotsuba**
There's someone who's spurring me on,
even though I have no talent.
***SIGN*** Basketball Team
Looking for members!
**[18:14] Yotsuba**
U-Uesugi-san?
**[18:16] Yotsuba**
Why are you here?
**[18:18] Fuutarou**
I was on my way to the library.
**[18:20] Yotsuba**
But the library and this club wing
are in completely opposite directions.
**[18:24] Yotsuba**
Weird.
**[18:27] Fuutarou**
Are you done here?
**[18:30] Fuutarou**
I'm going to keep working you hard.
You'd best be ready.
**[18:34] Yotsuba**
Yes, sir.
**[18:38] Yotsuba**
I'm ready now.
**[18:41] Fuutarou**
Thanks, Raiha.
**[18:44] Raiha**
Sure.
**[18:45] Fuutarou**
Oh, right.
***SIGN*** Uesugi Raiha
Dad
Nakano Ichika
Nakano Miku
Nakano Yotsuba
Nakano Itsuki
**[18:48] Fuutarou**
I guess I should message them
about the weekend session.
***SIGN*** Dad
Nakano Ichika
Nakano Miku
Nakano Yotsuba
Nakano Itsuki
***SIGN*** Nakano Ichika
Nakano Miku
Nakano Yotsuba
Nakano Itsuki
**[18:53] Fuutarou**
Huh?
**[18:54] Fuutarou**
Where's Nino's?
**[18:57] Fuutarou**
My student handbook!
**[19:01] Fuutarou**
I didn't get it back from Nino!
**[19:21] Fuutarou**
Give me back my student handbook.
**[19:26] Nino**
Eek!
**[19:32] Nino**
Unbelievable.
**[19:34] Nino**
How could you enter a girl's room without
permission first thing in the morning?!
**[19:37] Miku**
I allowed it.
**[19:39] Nino**
And what gives you the right to do that?!
**[19:41] Fuutarou**
I apologize.
**[19:43] Fuutarou**
I just wanted my student handbook
back as soon as possible.
**[19:48] Nino**
You're being awfully meek.
**[19:49] Nino**
Is there something you're hiding in here?
**[19:53] Fuutarou**
* There's no telling what she'll say*
* if she sees my old photo.*
**[19:59] Ichika**
Morning, Futaro-kun.
**[20:01] Ichika**
Here, Nino.
**[20:03] Ichika**
It's what we were talking about yesterday.
**[20:05] Ichika**
Can you really do it by yourself?
**[20:07] Nino**
I-I said I'll be fine!
**[20:09] Nino**
Don't underestimate me.
**[20:22] Nino**
Honestly, any other time,
I'd rather die than let you in my room.
**[20:26] Fuutarou**
What?
**[20:28] Fuutarou**
Hurry up and give me my handbook.
**[20:33] Nino**
I'll give it back if you pierce my ears.
**[20:37] Fuutarou**
What?
**[20:39] Nino**
You want it back, don't you?
**[20:41] Nino**
Do it.
**[20:42] Fuutarou**
Uh, do it yourself.
**[20:44] Nino**
I don't wanna. It's scary.
**[20:47] Fuutarou**
Then why do you want piercings at all?
**[20:49] Fuutarou**
Just so you know,
it's going to hurt for a while.
**[20:52] Nino**
What would you know?
You've never done it before.
**[20:55] Fuutarou**
I-I guess.
**[20:57] Nino**
No reason, really.
**[21:00] Nino**
I just want it because
everyone else is doing it.
**[21:03] Fuutarou**
I see.
**[21:05] Fuutarou**
Fine.
**[21:10] Fuutarou**
This is a perfect opportunity to
get back at you for everything.
**[21:14] Fuutarou**
Here I go.
**[21:18] Fuutarou**
*The handbook.*
**[21:23] Fuutarou**
Five...
**[21:25] Fuutarou**
Four...
**[21:27] Fuutarou**
Three...
**[21:29] Fuutarou**
Two...
**[21:30] Fuutarou**
One...
**[21:32] Fuutarou**
Zero!
**[21:33] Fuutarou**
...is what I'll say when I do it.
**[21:35] Nino**
Quit messing around!
**[21:42] Fuutarou**
*Shit!*
**[21:49] Fuutarou**
Wait, this bad boy...
**[21:55] Fuutarou**
He's totally my type!
**[21:57] Fuutarou**
Who is it?
**[21:59] Fuutarou**
*It's me!*
**[22:00] Fuutarou**
A-A relative.
**[22:02] Fuutarou**
I didn't want you to see that.
**[22:07] Nino**
He's a lot hotter than you.
**[22:10] Nino**
Hook me up someday.
**[22:13] Fuutarou**
Sure.
**[22:14] Fuutarou**
Someday.
**[22:16] Nino**
Oh, yeah.
**[22:18] Nino**
We used to be adorable little
angels back then, too.
**[22:23] Nino**
See?
**[22:24] Nino**
Look.
**[22:27] Nino**
No interest?
**[22:29] Nino**
I think I'll show the girls
for old times' sake.
**[22:35] Fuutarou**
Thank goodness.
**[22:39] Ichika**
Nino.
**[22:40] Ichika**
Are you done?
**[22:42] Nino**
I thought it over, and there's
no reason to rush into it.
**[22:47] Nino**
As long as I can do it by the time
I'm wearing my wedding dress.
**[22:52] Nino**
Never mind that.
**[22:53] Nino**
Look at this picture.
**[22:55] Yotsuba**
It's the five of us.
**[22:58] Fuutarou**
*She saw my photo,*
**[23:00] Fuutarou**
*but good thing she only saw half of it.*
**[23:03] Yotsuba**
We're all so cute.
**[23:05] Ichika**
When was this again?
**[23:07] Miku**
Sixth grade.
**[23:12] Ichika**
This was Kyoto, which means...
**[23:13] Ichika**
It's from our school trip.
**[23:16] Fuutarou**
*Five years ago, huh?*
**[23:18] Fuutarou**
*The color's fading a bit.*
**[23:24] Yotsuba**
This really takes me back.
**[23:26] Itsuki**
We've changed a lot, huh?
**[23:40] Fuutarou**
*I hope I meet her again.*
***SIGN*** #08 The Photo That Started It All
***SIGN*** Next Time on The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** #09 Legend of Fate Day 1
**[23:50] Yotsuba**
Quintuplet Trivia!
**[23:51] Miku**
Yotsuba is really athletic.
**[23:53] Nino**
But can she memorize the rules?
**[23:54] Yotsuba**
Of course I can.
**[23:55] Itsuki**
Then what are the rules for basketball?
**[23:57] Yotsuba**
Put the ball in the basket,
and you get two or three points!
**[23:59] Miku**
That's it?
**[24:00] Yotsuba**
Also, you tend to eat
on the way home often.
**[24:02] Nino**
That's just an after-practice trope!
# E9 - Legend of Fate Day 1
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G61XPM8E6/legend-of-fate-day-1)
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**[00:02] Yotsuba**
Uesugi-san!
**[00:05] Fuutarou**
Y-Yotsuba!
**[00:07] Yotsuba**
Tomorrow is finally the day.
**[00:09] Fuutarou**
For what?
**[00:10] Yotsuba**
What else would it be?
**[00:13] Yotsuba**
This!
***SIGN*** School Camp
**[00:14] Yotsuba**
School camp!
**[00:17] Yotsuba**
Have you read the leaflet?
**[00:19] Fuutarou**
I haven't.
**[00:20] Yotsuba**
It's full of fun events.
**[00:23] Yotsuba**
Outdoor cooking, skiing, fishing, hiking,
**[00:27] Yotsuba**
and then... the campfire!
**[00:30] Yotsuba**
And its dance of legend!
**[00:32] (Flashback) Yotsuba**
...any pairs dancing when it ends
are destined to spend their lives together.
**[00:40] Yotsuba**
I heard there are a lot of people
who start dating because of it.
**[00:44] Fuutarou**
I told you, relationships between students
are a waste of time.
**[00:47] Yotsuba**
B-But wouldn't you want to date
someone you have feelings for?
**[00:52] Yotsuba**
Right, Miku?
**[00:54] Yotsuba**
Miku?
**[00:57] Miku**
Why do we date people we like?
**[01:01] Ichika**
That's because you love the person
so much, you can't help it.
**[01:07] Ichika**
You must have an idea what that's like, Miku.
**[01:10] Miku**
I-I don't.
**[01:12] Fuutarou**
All right.
**[01:13] Fuutarou**
Now that we're all here,
let's start studying.
**[01:16] Yotsuba**
Again?!
**[01:17] Ichika**
I have a shoot, so I'll pass.
**[01:20] Ichika**
Actually, I sent you a message about that.
**[01:25] Yotsuba**
I have to prepare for tomorrow, too.
**[01:28] Fuutarou**
Wait up!
**[01:30] ---**
Jeez...
**[01:32] Ichika**
Miku,
**[01:33] Ichika**
my class has a meeting
about the school camp.
**[01:37] Ichika**
Can you do the usual deal again?
**[01:39] Miku**
Okay.
**[01:47] Fuutarou**
*"The usual deal"?*
**[01:48] Fuutarou**
*What is Miku up to?*
**[01:53] Fuutarou**
*Ichika?*
**[01:54] Fuutarou**
*Didn't she just leave?*
**[01:58] Fuutarou**
*No way...*
**[02:02] Fuutarou**
*M-Miku?!*
**[02:04] Fuutarou**
*She took Ichika's place!*
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
**[03:37] Guy**
Thanks for coming, Nakano-san.
**[03:40] Miku**
Um...
**[03:42] Miku**
Maeda-kun, was it?
**[03:44] Miku**
Where are the others?
**[03:46] Guy**
Sorry, I lied to get you to come here.
**[03:50] Miku**
Huh?
**[03:51] Guy**
P-Please dance with me at the campfire.
**[03:57] Miku**
With me? Why?
**[03:59] Guy**
W-Well, you know...
**[04:02] Guy**
Because I like you.
**[04:07] Miku**
*Really?*
**[04:09] Miku**
*Ichika's cute. I wonder if she gets it a lot.*
**[04:13] Miku**
Thanks.
**[04:14] Miku**
I'll let you know later.
**[04:16] Guy**
I want an answer now.
**[04:19] Guy**
Nakano-san, please!
**[04:19] Fuutarou**
*Tell a cheap lie, and you get hurt.*
**[04:22] Miku**
Um...
**[04:23] Fuutarou**
*Well, you reap what you sow.*
**[04:25] Guy**
Huh?
**[04:25] Guy**
You have a different vibe today, Nakano-san.
**[04:29] Guy**
Is it your hair?
**[04:31] Guy**
Weird...
**[04:32] Miku**
Um...
**[04:34] Guy**
You're a quintuplet, aren't you?
**[04:37] Guy**
You and one of your four sisters...
**[04:40] Guy**
haven't switched places or anything, right?
**[04:45] Fuutarou**
Ichika, there you are.
**[04:49] Fuutarou**
Your sisters were calling.
**[04:51] Fuutarou**
Go meet up with them.
**[04:53] Miku**
Futaro...
**[04:55] Guy**
Hey, who asked you to be here, punk?
**[04:59] Guy**
Don't go thinking you get to call
Nakano-san by her first name.
**[05:02] Fuutarou**
Give her some time to decide.
**[05:04] Fuutarou**
Think about how other people feel for once.
**[05:08] Miku**
* It's not very convincing*
* when Futaro says that.*
**[05:11] Guy**
Who gave you the right to eavesdrop?
**[05:13] Guy**
This ain't any of your business!
**[05:15] Fuutarou**
It is, technically.
**[05:17] ---**
Um...
**[05:17] Guy**
What?
**[05:18] ---**
You bastard...
**[05:21] ---**
Calm down!
**[05:23] Guy**
Get lost!
**[05:28] Miku**
I've already promised to dance with him.
**[05:34] Miku**
Wait, no...
**[05:35] Guy**
You're lying!
**[05:37] Guy**
You're way out of this guy's league!
**[05:39] Miku**
Th-That's not true.
**[05:42] Miku**
Futaro is...
**[05:43] Miku**
Futaro is...
**[05:46] Miku**
Cool and handsome.
**[05:48] Guy**
A-Are you dating?
**[05:50] Miku**
W-We're all over each other!
**[05:52] Miku**
Let's go walk home together.
**[05:54] Fuutarou**
Yeah, whatever. Let's go with that.
**[05:58] Guy**
Hold it!
**[06:00] Guy**
If you're really dating,
you could hold hands, couldn't you?
**[06:04] Guy**
Or what? You can't do it?
**[06:05] Guy**
That's definitely suspicious.
**[06:08] Fuutarou**
Now look here.
**[06:09] Fuutarou**
Not every couple works the same way.
**[06:15] ---**
Mi—
**[06:16] Fuutarou**
Ichika!
**[06:17] Miku**
This is, uh...
**[06:20] Miku**
It's not that I wanted to
hold hands again, but, uh...
**[06:23] Miku**
This isn't our first time.
**[06:26] Guy**
Damn it!
**[06:27] Guy**
All right, fine.
**[06:31] Miku**
Hey, I know this isn't a great time to ask,
**[06:34] Miku**
but what made you want to
confess to the person you like?
**[06:37] Guy**
How could *you* ask me that, Nakano-san?
**[06:39] Miku**
Sorry.
**[06:41] Guy**
Well, you know...
**[06:43] Guy**
Anyone who does it
wants that person all to themselves.
**[06:46] Guy**
That's what it boils down to.
**[06:49] Miku**
*You want that person all to yourself?*
**[06:53] Guy**
What the hell am I saying?
**[06:55] Guy**
Oy!
**[06:56] Guy**
You better not give Nakano-san any trouble.
**[06:58] Fuutarou**
*She's* giving *me* plenty of trouble right now.
**[07:02] Miku**
Oh, come on.
**[07:03] Miku**
Let's go, Futaro.
**[07:05] Fuutarou**
You don't need to cling to me.
**[07:08] Miku**
I'm Ichika right now.
**[07:10] Miku**
This is what she would do.
**[07:12] Miku**
I'll be okay.
**[07:15] Fuutarou**
Really, though...
**[07:17] Fuutarou**
Are you sure it's a good idea to
turn him down without asking her?
**[07:20] Miku**
Ichika said work is her priority.
**[07:23] Fuutarou**
Still, what about the campfire?
**[07:29] Yotsuba**
There you are!
**[07:32] Nino**
All right, let's go.
**[07:35] Yotsuba**
We're going to pick out clothes for
Uesugi-san to wear at the school camp.
**[07:40] Yotsuba**
I'll go first.
**[07:41] Yotsuba**
I chose something really loud.
**[07:43] Fuutarou**
I can't help but think you're messing with me.
**[07:47] Miku**
A hint of Japanese style
would suit Futaro the best.
**[07:50] Fuutarou**
This is way more than a hint!
**[07:52] Itsuki**
I've chosen a manly outfit for you.
**[07:55] Fuutarou**
What the hell is your idea of manliness?!
**[07:59] Yotsuba**
Nino's choosing really carefully.
**[08:01] Miku**
She's serious.
**[08:02] Nino**
Why aren't you all taking this seriously?!
**[08:05] Fuutarou**
Are you all sure about this?
**[08:08] Fuutarou**
The money...
**[08:09] Nino**
This isn't for your sake.
**[08:11] Nino**
It'd be a nuisance to have you hanging
around us while dressed like a hobo.
**[08:15] Yotsuba**
But you know, picking out clothes
and shopping with a guy...
**[08:20] Yotsuba**
It's kind of like a date, don't you think?
**[08:24] Itsuki**
This is just a shopping run.
**[08:27] Itsuki**
Students shouldn't be dating.
**[08:29] Itsuki**
It's improper.
**[08:32] Yotsuba**
You sound like Uesugi-san.
**[08:34] Itsuki**
Don't lump me with him!
**[08:36] Itsuki**
We're no more than students and teacher.
**[08:39] Itsuki**
We need to keep a certain distance.
**[08:41] Fuutarou**
I already keep one!
**[08:43] Yotsuba**
Uesugi-san!
**[08:45] Yotsuba**
Be sure you take a look through the leaflet.
**[08:49] Fuutarou**
Why should I?
**[08:50] Yotsuba**
You better show up!
**[08:53] Yotsuba**
Let's make some awesome memories!
**[08:57] Yotsuba**
Oh, right.
**[09:00] Yotsuba**
My phone...
***SIGN*** Received calls
***SIGN*** Dad Missed Dad Missed Dad Missed Dad Missed
**[09:04] Fuutarou**
Dad?
**[09:10] Fuutarou**
Raiha! Are you all right?
**[09:13] Raiha**
Onii-chan, I think I have a fever.
**[09:17] Raiha**
Sorry for bothering you while you were out.
**[09:22] Fuutarou**
You've always been frail.
It's okay, I understand.
**[09:26] Fuutarou**
I bought some medicine and drinks.
**[09:29] Raiha**
Give me the medicine, then, please.
**[09:31] Fuutarou**
Okay.
**[09:32] Raiha**
Wipe down my sweat.
**[09:33] Fuutarou**
Okay.
**[09:34] Raiha**
Do my homework.
**[09:35] Fuutarou**
Yup.
**[09:36] Fuutarou**
You're *really* making me pamper you.
**[09:40] Raiha**
Thanks.
**[09:42] Fuutarou**
Dad says he'll be back
as soon as he's done at work.
**[09:45] Raiha**
Okay.
**[09:48] Raiha**
Onii-chan, you have school camp
starting tomorrow, right?
**[09:52] Fuutarou**
Yeah.
**[09:53] Raiha**
Can I ask you for one last thing?
**[09:56] Raiha**
Tell me lots of fun stories
when you get home.
**[09:59] Raiha**
I'll be okay on my own.
**[10:06] Fuutarou**
Fine.
**[10:08] Fuutarou**
Get some sleep.
**[10:14] Person A**
All right, line up, please.
**[10:15] Person B**
Nakano.
**[10:16] Person B**
Nakano Itsuki.
**[10:18] Itsuki**
Yes?
**[10:18] Person A**
Get in line!
**[10:19] Person B**
Would you mind taking over
the test of courage planning?
**[10:26] Dad**
Raiha!
**[10:27] Dad**
Are you alive?!
**[10:30] Dad**
Futaro.
**[10:33] Fuutarou**
She's still sleeping, Dad.
**[10:35] Fuutarou**
Keep it down.
**[10:37] Dad**
You've been taking care of her?
**[10:40] Fuutarou**
Wait, the bus for your school
camping trip must've left already.
**[10:43] Fuutarou**
You think?
**[10:45] Fuutarou**
I cared so little, I totally forgot.
**[10:47] Fuutarou**
Now I can study to my heart's content
for the next three days.
**[10:53] Dad**
Futaro, you forgot something.
**[10:56] Dad**
Sorry I couldn't get home sooner.
**[11:00] Dad**
It's a once-in-a-lifetime event.
**[11:03] Dad**
You could still make it, couldn't you?
**[11:07] Fuutarou**
The bus is gone anyway.
**[11:08] Fuutarou**
I don't mind not going.
**[11:12] Raiha**
I'm hungry.
**[11:15] Fuutarou**
Raiha.
**[11:16] Fuutarou**
What about your fever?
**[11:18] Raiha**
All better.
**[11:19] Raiha**
Thanks, Onii-chan.
**[11:21] Raiha**
I'm all right now.
**[11:23] Raiha**
Go to school camp.
**[11:24] Fuutarou**
I just said the bus is...
**[11:26] Itsuki**
The bus has already left.
**[11:29] Fuutarou**
Itsuki?
**[11:30] Fuutarou**
Why...
**[11:31] Itsuki**
I understand the situation.
**[11:35] ---**
H-Hey!
**[11:37] Itsuki**
Pardon me.
**[11:39] Itsuki**
I'm going to borrow Uesugi-kun.
**[11:41] Dad**
Okay.
**[11:43] Fuutarou**
Where are we going, Itsuki?
**[11:50] Fuutarou**
Y-You guys....
**[11:52] ---**
Futaro.
**[11:53] Itsuki**
You're late.
**[11:54] Yotsuba**
Over here!
**[11:56] Nino**
What the hell took you so long?
**[11:58] Itsuki**
About planning the test of courage...
**[12:00] Itsuki**
I can't do it.
**[12:02] Itsuki**
I'm afraid of ghosts.
**[12:05] Itsuki**
*You* do it.
**[12:09] Fuutarou**
All right, fine.
**[12:11] Fuutarou**
I guess I'll go.
**[12:14] Yotsuba**
Okay, off we go!
***SIGN*** Quintuplet Game
***SIGN*** Quintuplet Game! Yay!
**[12:23] Yotsuba**
In this game, we assign each of us
to the digits of a hand,
**[12:26] Yotsuba**
and try to guess whose
finger it is we're hiding.
**[12:31] ---**
Who am I?
**[12:34] Miku**
Nino.
**[12:35] Itsuki**
I think Miku.
**[12:36] Yotsuba**
Yotsuba.
**[12:37] Itsuki**
It's Nino.
**[12:40] Nino**
Hey, no touching!
**[12:42] Nino**
Don't touch me!
**[12:45] Fuutarou**
It's Nino.
**[12:46] Nino**
Nice try.
**[12:47] Nino**
It's Miku.
**[12:49] Fuutarou**
Why is your hand facing backwards?
**[12:50] Fuutarou**
Damn it.
**[12:51] Fuutarou**
Next.
**[12:52] Fuutarou**
I'm up.
**[12:53] Itsuki**
You seem oddly pumped about this.
**[12:55] Fuutarou**
Other than your place, I haven't spent a night
away from home since elementary school.
**[12:59] Fuutarou**
No one can stop me now!
**[13:02] Yotsuba**
Well, uh...
**[13:03] Yotsuba**
Too bad we've been stuck in traffic
for more than an hour, huh?
**[13:12] Fuutarou**
This is a nice room.
**[13:14] Itsuki**
It's a four-person room, though.
**[13:16] Nino**
I'm not sharing a room with *him*.
**[13:20] Yotsuba**
They had a large group that
came in without a reservation.
**[13:22] Yotsuba**
This was the only one that was available.
**[13:25] Nino**
We have the car.
**[13:27] Yotsuba**
He had work, so he went home.
**[13:29] Nino**
Oh, hey, there was a room
in front of the inn.
**[13:34] Yotsuba**
He'd be dead by morning!
**[13:36] Nino**
I'm sure he'll be fine.
**[13:38] Yotsuba**
No way!
**[13:39] Itsuki**
He should be fine.
**[13:40] Fuutarou**
*What's this?*
***SIGN*** Dear Onii-chan, I made a good luck charm to keep you safe on your trip. Have fun at school camp P.S. I'm expecting a gift in return. Raiha
**[13:43] Raiha**
* I made a good luck charm to*
* keep you safe on your trip.*
**[13:46] Raiha**
*Have fun at school camp.*
**[13:49] Raiha**
*P.S. I'm expecting a gift in return.*
**[13:52] Raiha**
*Raiha.*
**[13:54] Nino**
I told you...
**[13:56] Fuutarou**
Yup, this is a good inn.
**[13:58] Fuutarou**
Let's stop complaining and enjoy ourselves!
**[14:01] Nino**
Gather 'round, girls.
**[14:04] Nino**
Listen up. Be careful, all of you.
**[14:07] Yotsuba**
For what?
**[14:08] Nino**
I mean, you know...
**[14:10] Nino**
We're going to be sharing a room tonight.
**[14:13] Nino**
Keep in mind, he's a guy.
**[14:17] Itsuki**
That won't happen.
**[14:20] Fuutarou**
Let's do it.
**[14:24] Nino**
D-Do what?
**[14:26] Fuutarou**
I brought cards.
**[14:28] Fuutarou**
Let's play.
**[14:29] Nino**
Cards?
**[14:30] Itsuki**
I-I haven't done that in a while.
**[14:32] Yotsuba**
What should we play?
**[14:34] Fuutarou**
Fan-Tan.
**[14:35] Itsuki**
*W-We're going to be okay, right?*
**[14:38] Itsuki**
*We're students and teacher, after all.*
**[14:45] Itsuki**
That was an intense battle.
**[14:47] Miku**
Yeah.
**[14:49] Miku**
Want one?
**[14:50] Itsuki**
Not right now.
**[14:55] Itsuki**
Miku...
**[14:56] Itsuki**
What you said about
the campfire yesterday...
**[14:59] Itsuki**
Are you sure I can take him?
**[15:03] Miku**
Yeah.
**[15:04] Miku**
I said it to get myself out of trouble,
so I'm not going to complain.
**[15:07] Itsuki**
Okay.
**[15:09] Itsuki**
I guess Big Sis will have to take care
of poor, lonely Futaro.
**[15:15] Miku**
*Keep someone all to myself?*
**[15:19] Miku**
*I'm not going to do that.*
**[15:21] Miku**
*We're five fifths, and together we are one.*
**[15:24] Miku**
*Besides...*
**[15:27] Miku**
*I'm not worried if it's Ichika.*
**[15:31] Itsuki**
*Miku says it's all right, so I guess it is.*
**[15:41] Fuutarou**
Holy crap!
**[15:44] Fuutarou**
I want to take it home in Tupperware.
**[15:46] Itsuki**
Please don't.
**[15:48] Yotsuba**
The curry rice tomorrow is going
to look really sad after this.
**[15:53] Nino**
I look forward to your team's curry rice.
**[15:56] Miku**
Shut up.
**[15:57] Itsuki**
Speaking of which, I haven't
looked at the camp schedule.
**[16:01] Fuutarou**
The main events on the second day
will be orienteering,
**[16:04] ---**
outdoor cooking,
and the test of courage at night.
**[16:06] Fuutarou**
The third day will have the optional
mountain climb, skiing, fishing,
**[16:10] ---**
and the campfire at night.
**[16:12] Ichika**
Why do you have that memorized?
**[16:15] Yotsuba**
Oh, and according to some new information,
**[16:18] ---**
for the campfire legend to work,
**[16:20] ---**
you have to hold hands at the finale.
**[16:21] Fuutarou**
That again?
**[16:23] Itsuki**
Legend?
**[16:25] Nino**
Don't worry about it.
**[16:27] Nino**
None of these girls have
a dance partner anyway.
**[16:31] Fuutarou**
*Right.*
**[16:33] Fuutarou**
*I'm supposed to be dancing with Ichika.*
**[16:35] Fuutarou**
* I don't believe in some hokey legend*
* about people hooking up,*
**[16:38] Fuutarou**
*but what now?*
**[16:41] Nino**
Not that I care about something that stupid.
**[16:45] Itsuki**
I don't think anyone asked Nino.
**[16:50] Yotsuba**
Oh, I see. You're bitter.
**[16:52] Nino**
Hold on a second!
**[16:54] Ichika**
Oh hey, look.
**[16:56] Ichika**
Apparently, there's an outdoor bath here.
***SIGN*** A relaxing upstream hot spring
Kawakami Hot Spring Inn
**[16:58] Ichika**
It looks pretty good.
**[17:01] Ichika**
Wait, "mixed bath"?
**[17:04] Nino**
What?!
**[17:05] Nino**
So not only are we sharing a room
with him, we're also sharing a bath?!
**[17:08] Itsuki**
Absolutely not!
**[17:10] Ichika**
Why are you assuming
we'd be bathing together?
**[17:12] Fuutarou**
You don't want to go in the bath
with me, Nino? How offensive!
**[17:17] Fuutarou**
It's not like we haven't done it before.
**[17:20] Miku**
Nino...
**[17:21] Nino**
N-No!
**[17:22] Nino**
Hey!
**[17:24] Fuutarou**
I'm just getting back at you.
**[17:30] Itsuki**
That feels so good.
**[17:33] Ichika**
I read it as mixed bath,
but it actually said hot-water-mixed bath.
**[17:36] Ichika**
It's been years since
we took a bath together.
**[17:42] Yotsuba**
Have your boobs gotten bigger, Miku?
**[17:45] Miku**
Come on. We're all the same.
**[17:47] Nino**
There's something wrong with that guy today.
**[17:51] Yotsuba**
Maybe Uesugi-san doesn't travel very often.
**[17:55] Ichika**
It was like he'd just pulled an all-nighter.
**[17:58] Nino**
In any case, his traveler's high
makes him a threat.
**[18:02] Nino**
The problem is that there's barely enough
space in that small room for six futons.
**[18:07] Nino**
Who's sleeping next to him?
**[18:12] Ichika**
I think you're overthinking it, Nino.
**[18:14] Ichika**
We're just friends, after all.
**[18:18] Yotsuba**
She's right.
**[18:19] Yotsuba**
Uesugi-san isn't like that.
**[18:21] Nino**
So you're okay with being next to him, then?
**[18:25] Nino**
Uesugi isn't like that, right?
**[18:27] Nino**
So there's nothing to worry about.
**[18:29] Yotsuba**
Well, I'm not sure about that.
**[18:34] Itsuki**
What about you, then, Nino?
**[18:37] Nino**
Huh? Why me?
**[18:40] Itsuki**
It's just that you'd probably
punch him if you had to resist.
**[18:45] Nino**
You don't mind, do you, Ichika?
**[18:48] Ichika**
Me, huh?
**[18:51] Nino**
You're just friends, right?
**[18:54] Ichika**
Yeah.
**[18:55] Ichika**
Futaro-kun's a good friend.
**[19:00] Nino**
Then, what's the problem?
**[19:01] Miku**
Wait.
**[19:03] Miku**
Let's make it fair.
**[19:05] Miku**
Let's make it fair for all of us.
**[19:09] Nino**
I see.
**[19:10] Nino**
This is a good idea.
**[19:12] Miku**
If no one wants to be...
**[19:14] Yotsuba**
...next to him...
**[19:16] Nino**
...then everyone should.
**[19:18] Itsuki**
Well, he probably wouldn't
lay a finger on anyone...
**[19:21] Ichika**
...if he doesn't even know who it is.
**[19:23] Miku**
At least, from Futaro's perspective.
**[19:26] Nino**
Okay, here we go.
**[19:39] Nino**
Uh...
**[19:41] Nino**
Maybe we should get some sleep, too.
**[19:43] Itsuki**
Yeah.
**[20:02] Ichika**
Futaro-kun?
**[20:03] Ichika**
Wh-Why?
**[20:05] Ichika**
Wait...
**[20:08] Ichika**
Everyone's all over the place.
**[20:13] Ichika**
I think this is the second time
I've seen him asleep.
**[20:16] Ichika**
If this makes me lose my cool,
**[20:18] Ichika**
I can't say we're friends...
**[20:20] Ichika**
Or partners.
**[20:27] Ichika**
I'm perfectly fine, right?
**[20:30] Itsuki**
Rise and shine, everyone.
**[20:32] Itsuki**
Breakfast is at the...
**[20:44] Itsuki**
*No way.*
**[20:46] Itsuki**
*Were they just...*
**[20:47] Sensei**
Nakano?
**[20:49] Sensei**
If it isn't Nakano!
**[20:50] Sensei**
What are you doing here?
**[20:56] Fuutarou**
To think we all spent the night
snowed in at the same inn...
**[21:02] Fuutarou**
I'm surprised we never ran into them.
**[21:04] Fuutarou**
What's wrong?
**[21:05] Itsuki**
I-It's nothing.
**[21:07] Itsuki**
* I can't be certain because*
* I didn't get a good look,*
**[21:12] Itsuki**
*but was one of us...*
***SIGN*** From: Orita-san (agency president)
On your studies
Ichika-chan,
Good work at the shoot.
I was talking to the director the other day, and you
seem to be really popular. Be ready for more work.
By the way, going forward, I think it could be difficult
for you to stay in a normal school, with all the constraints.
You could get called in for a shoot, and filming could
take longer and stuff. Studying is important, of course,
but if you really want to become an actress, you might
want to go to a school with more freedom.
You could also take some time off, too.
**[21:18] (Flashback) Agent**
Ichika-chan, in order to
focus on your acting work,
**[21:21] (Flashback) ---**
you might want to consider
taking time off of school.
**[21:27] Girl A**
Have you chosen someone
for the campfire yet, Nino?
**[21:30] Nino**
N-Not yet.
**[21:32] Girl B**
Nino has such high standards.
**[21:35] Nino**
I guess.
**[21:42] Nino**
*If only I could meet someone like him...*
**[21:45] Girl A**
Hey, have you heard about
the campfire legend?
**[21:48] Girl B**
I have.
**[21:49] Girl B**
About it hooking people up, right?
**[21:51] Girl A**
You end up spending your
life with them, I heard.
**[21:54] Yotsuba**
* Uesugi-san, I'm going to make this trip*
* an important page in your memories.*
**[22:02] Itsuki**
*We're students and teacher.*
**[22:04] Itsuki**
* Even if a student were to develop*
* feelings for the teacher,*
**[22:07] ---**
* it's the duty of the teacher to*
* guide them back onto the right path.*
**[22:11] Itsuki**
*Uesugi-kun, I'm going to
take this opportunity*
***SIGN*** #09 Legend of Fate Day 1
**[22:16] ---**
*to find out if you're really
an apt tutor or not.*
***SIGN*** #10 Legend of Fate Day 2
***SIGN*** Next Time on The Quintessential Quintuplets
**[23:50] Yotsuba**
Quintuplet Trivia!
**[23:51] Itsuki**
You're good at impersonating
your sisters, Miku.
**[23:54] Ichika**
Try an Itsuki-chan impression.
**[23:55] Itsuki**
I already know how this is going to go.
**[23:56] Itsuki**
She's going to end up pigging out, isn't she?
**[23:58] Miku**
Itsuki when she found out Futaro's our tutor.
**[24:01] Miku**
Ack!
**[24:01] Itsuki**
Ack!
**[24:02] Itsuki**
I didn't see that coming!
# E10 - Legend of Fate Day 2
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYXJN7DE6/legend-of-fate-day-2)
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**[00:03] Yotsuba**
One, two...
**[00:09] Yotsuba**
This is pretty fun.
**[00:11] Guy A**
You can stop chopping wood now.
**[00:13] Ichika**
Are you done with this?
**[00:15] Ichika**
I'm going to put it away.
**[00:16] Guy B**
S-Sure.
**[00:18] Guy B**
I wish I could have her clean my room, too.
**[00:21] Girl A**
I think it should be done now.
**[00:23] Itsuki**
It'll be fifteen minutes
in three more seconds.
**[00:26] Girl B**
Do you really need to be so precise?
**[00:28] Girl A**
What are you putting in there?
**[00:30] Miku**
Miso.
**[00:31] Miku**
My secret ingredient.
**[00:33] Girl A**
Don't do that in the main pot, please!
**[00:34] Girl A**
Why did you burn the rice?
**[00:37] Guy A**
Can you blame us?
We've never done this before!
**[00:40] Nino**
We'll do it ourselves, then.
**[00:43] Nino**
Go keep an eye on the curry.
**[00:47] Guy A**
Yo, dude.
**[00:50] Guy A**
Don't act like you can't hear me.
**[00:53] Guy A**
I'm not letting you pretend
you've forgotten about me.
**[00:55] Fuutarou**
Of course I haven't.
**[00:57] Fuutarou**
I remember your name, too.
**[01:02] Guy A**
Maeda!
**[01:03] Guy A**
It's Maeda!
**[01:04] Guy A**
You and Nakano-san *are* doing good, right?
**[01:06] Fuutarou**
S-Sure.
**[01:08] Guy A**
You're lucky you have a partner
for the folk dance.
**[01:12] Guy A**
I couldn't find anyone.
**[01:16] Guy A**
So tell me...
**[01:17] Guy A**
How can I get a girlfriend?
**[01:20] Guy A**
Hey, are you listening to me?
**[01:20] Fuutarou**
*I can't wait for the rice to cook.*
**[01:23] Yotsuba**
Uesugi-san.
**[01:25] Yotsuba**
I'm going to move all this
test of courage stuff.
**[01:28] Fuutarou**
Yotsuba.
**[01:30] Fuutarou**
Weren't you in charge of the campfire?
**[01:33] Yotsuba**
Yes.
**[01:34] Yotsuba**
But I thought you might want some help.
**[01:37] Yotsuba**
You're here on this camping trip when you
usually only camp out in front of textbooks.
**[01:41] Yotsuba**
I'd like to support you as much as I can.
**[01:44] Fuutarou**
All right, Maeda, keep an
eye on my group's dinner.
**[01:48] Guy A**
Don't go giving me orders!
**[01:50] Guy A**
And aren't you going to hear me out?
**[01:53] Fuutarou**
The test of courage is optional.
**[01:55] Fuutarou**
Go invite a girl from class.
**[01:58] Fuutarou**
Just try not to freak out,
because we're going to go all out.
**[02:04] Fuutarou**
Like this.
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
**[03:40] Girl A**
Come on, there hasn't been a single ghost.
**[03:42] Girl A**
What're the people in charge doing?
**[03:45] Guy A**
*Damn it!*
**[03:46] Guy A**
* I was hoping the suspension bridge effect*
* would do me a solid,*
**[03:49] Guy A**
*but this isn't scaring her at all!*
**[03:52] Guy A**
*That bastard!*
**[03:54] Girl A**
*He's got a really scary look on his face!*
**[03:58] Girl A**
*Oh, gosh. My heart's racing now.*
***SIGN*** Be the suspension bridge
you want to see!?
**[04:11] Yotsuba**
We're doing great.
**[04:14] Yotsuba**
I'm so happy to see life
in your dead eyes for once.
**[04:20] Fuutarou**
Yeah?
**[04:21] Fuutarou**
I'm glad I've come back to life.
**[04:27] Yotsuba**
I was afraid you might not come.
**[04:35] Yotsuba**
Let's make sure we aren't left with
any regrets after school camp.
**[04:44] Yotsuba**
The next group's coming.
**[04:48] Fuutarou**
Get them!
**[04:49] Yotsuba**
We're going to eat you!
**[04:52] Miku**
Futaro.
**[04:53] Ichika**
Yotsuba's here, too.
**[04:57] Fuutarou**
Oh, it's you guys.
**[04:58] Fuutarou**
You already know the gimmick.
I shouldn't have bothered.
**[05:02] Ichika**
Whoa, you scared me!
**[05:04] Fuutarou**
Yeah, right.
**[05:05] Ichika**
You did.
**[05:07] Ichika**
Hey, you're blond.
**[05:09] Ichika**
What did you do? Did you dye it?
**[05:11] Fuutarou**
It's a wig.
**[05:13] Fuutarou**
Anyway, there's a dangerous cliff ahead.
**[05:16] Fuutarou**
Follow the signs...
**[05:18] Fuutarou**
Miku, are you listening?
**[05:21] Miku**
Wh-What?
**[05:23] Fuutarou**
There's a dangerous cliff ahead.
**[05:26] Fuutarou**
Be sure to follow the signs.
**[05:28] Miku**
I know.
**[05:30] Miku**
Let's go, Ichika.
**[05:33] Fuutarou**
What's wrong? She was rather cold.
**[05:36] Yotsuba**
Was she?
**[05:38] Yotsuba**
That aside, Uesugi-san,
**[05:39] ---**
I sense doubt in the way
you're scaring people.
**[05:42] Yotsuba**
You need to make a more elaborate entrance.
**[05:45] Ichika**
My classmates told me this forest is haunted.
**[05:50] Nino**
That's obviously false information.
**[05:52] Nino**
Same thing with the campfire legend.
**[05:54] Nino**
They have, like, zero credibility.
**[05:57] Nino**
Who freaks out over such a cheap toy?
**[06:01] Nino**
I thought this school camp would be more fun.
**[06:06] Nino**
Instead, we had to share a room
with *him* right off the bat.
**[06:10] Nino**
Good thing nothing happened, I guess.
**[06:18] Ichika**
So that wasn't you, was it?
**[06:20] Nino**
What wasn't?
**[06:24] Fuutarou**
Go study!
**[06:30] Ichika**
I can't take it anymore!
**[06:32] Nino**
Wait up, Itsuki!
**[06:36] Yotsuba**
Oh, dear.
**[06:38] Yotsuba**
We overdid it.
**[06:40] ---**
Huh?
**[06:41] Yotsuba**
Which way did they go?
**[06:44] Ichika**
You finally got to see Futaro-kun.
**[06:47] Ichika**
You should have stayed a little longer.
**[06:50] Miku**
I think I'm weird.
**[06:54] Miku**
Futaro is tutoring all five of us.
**[07:03] Miku**
What do you think of Futaro, Ichika?
**[07:10] Nino**
Itsuki!
**[07:11] Nino**
Where did you go?
**[07:13] Nino**
Is this even the right way?
**[07:17] Nino**
No way!
**[07:18] Nino**
Why is this happening?
**[07:20] Nino**
School camp's supposed to be fun,
**[07:22] Nino**
so why am I out here all alone?
**[07:35] Nino**
No!
**[07:41] Nino**
Ow...
**[07:44] Nino**
This sucks!
**[07:47] Fuutarou**
Are you all right?
**[07:59] Fuutarou**
I found you, Nino.
**[08:02] Nino**
No way.
**[08:03] Nino**
You're...
**[08:06] Nino**
The photo...
**[08:08] Nino**
It's the face from the photo!
**[08:10] Fuutarou**
What are you talking about?
**[08:11] Fuutarou**
Come on, let's go.
**[08:14] Fuutarou**
Come with me.
**[08:16] Nino**
But I'm not...
**[08:24] Fuutarou**
S-Sorry!
**[08:27] Fuutarou**
*Shit, she's going to kill me.*
**[08:32] Fuutarou**
*What?*
**[08:34] Fuutarou**
I'm really sorry.
**[08:36] Fuutarou**
*She's unusually docile.*
**[08:38] Nino**
Hey, what's your name?
**[08:42] Nino**
Sorry, it's just that I've
seen you in a photo before.
**[08:46] Nino**
You looked really good.
**[08:48] Fuutarou**
A photo?
**[08:49] Nino**
I knew there were students from
other schools at this camp,
**[08:53] ---**
but I never thought I'd meet his relative.
**[08:59] (Flashback) Nino**
Who is this?!
**[09:00] (Flashback) Fuutarou**
A-A relative.
**[09:03] Fuutarou**
*D-Don't tell me...*
**[09:06] Fuutarou**
*Shoot, this wig!*
**[09:08] Fuutarou**
* So wait, does she think*
* I'm the guy in the photo?*
**[09:12] Fuutarou**
*This is bad.*
**[09:14] Fuutarou**
*Should I tell her the truth?*
**[09:15] Fuutarou**
*That the photo was actually of me?*
**[09:18] Fuutarou**
* But she might be able*
* to blackmail me with it.*
**[09:20] Fuutarou**
*I'd rather not.*
**[09:22] Fuutarou**
*I'll have to...*
**[09:24] Fuutarou**
Oh, go straight down here and
you'll end up on a bigger path.
**[09:27] Fuutarou**
Bye.
**[09:29] Nino**
W-Wait.
**[09:30] Nino**
I got separated from my sister.
**[09:33] Nino**
Could you help me find her?
**[09:42] Yotsuba**
Uesugi-san...
**[09:43] Yotsuba**
Where are you?
**[09:46] Nino**
So your name's Kintaro-kun, huh?
**[09:49] Fuutarou**
Yeah.
**[09:50] Fuutarou**
*Hurry up and get over here, Itsuki.*
**[09:53] Fuutarou**
*Or else...*
**[09:57] (Flashback) Nino**
He's totally my type!
**[10:03] Fuutarou**
Man, I want some booze.
**[10:07] Fuutarou**
I'm underage, but I want some booze.
**[10:10] Fuutarou**
I wanna break the law.
**[10:12] Fuutarou**
*How's that?*
**[10:13] Fuutarou**
*Do you hate me now?*
**[10:15] Nino**
So wild. I love it.
**[10:16] Fuutarou**
*It had the opposite effect!*
**[10:19] Fuutarou**
Itsu—
**[10:20] Fuutarou**
Your sister may have headed back.
**[10:23] Fuutarou**
Five lengths below the Big Dipper is Polaris.
**[10:27] Fuutarou**
North is that way.
**[10:29] Fuutarou**
Now we know which way we're going.
**[10:31] Nino**
Wow, you're so knowledgeable.
**[10:34] Nino**
I like smart people.
**[10:37] Fuutarou**
*Liar.*
**[10:38] Nino**
You're way better than someone
who loves showing off his grades.
**[10:43] Fuutarou**
P-People do that?
**[10:46] Nino**
You know him.
**[10:48] Nino**
He's your relative.
**[10:50] Nino**
Huh?
**[10:51] Nino**
Let me take a good look at your face.
**[10:56] Fuutarou**
Sh-Shoot...
**[10:58] Nino**
Look. You have a bruise on your forehead.
**[11:02] Fuutarou**
O-Oh...
**[11:03] Fuutarou**
It's just a scrape.
**[11:05] Fuutarou**
It'll heal on its own.
**[11:06] Nino**
I can't allow that.
**[11:10] Nino**
One of my sisters
always comes home injured.
**[11:15] Nino**
There, all better.
**[11:19] Fuutarou**
*This is throwing me off.*
**[11:23] Nino**
Did you hear a voice or something?
**[11:27] Nino**
Wait, my sister said this forest is haunted.
**[11:29] Fuutarou**
Cut it out.
**[11:32] Fuutarou**
I-I know.
**[11:34] Fuutarou**
I have this good luck charm!
**[11:38] Fuutarou**
It'll protect us from any kind of evil!
**[11:48] Nino**
W-Wait, don't leave me!
**[11:51] Nino**
I'd be too scared by myself!
**[11:53] Fuutarou**
Well, *I'm* not scared.
**[11:56] Fuutarou**
Huh? The path...
**[11:58] Nino**
*Jeez, he's not very manly.*
**[12:01] Nino**
*I'm kind of disappointed.*
**[12:05] Nino**
There's a path this way, too.
**[12:09] Nino**
It's the edge of the forest, too.
**[12:13] Fuutarou**
No, you idiot!
**[12:14] Fuutarou**
That way is...
**[12:16] Nino**
What?
**[12:31] Fuutarou**
*Shit!*
**[12:33] Nino**
My hand!
**[12:52] Fuutarou**
Thanks.
**[12:54] Nino**
I should be the one thanking you.
**[12:58] Fuutarou**
Where is your sister, though?
**[13:01] Fuutarou**
Maybe she really did head back.
**[13:05] Fuutarou**
What's wrong?
**[13:06] Nino**
Sorry, I don't think I can move.
**[13:09] Nino**
I'm scared.
**[13:11] Nino**
Can you hold my hand?
**[13:14] Nino**
Y-You know, we might be in
for more scares here.
**[13:20] Nino**
What am I saying to a guy I
just met for the first time?
**[13:23] Nino**
Forget I said that.
**[13:27] Fuutarou**
All right.
**[13:35] Fuutarou**
That's a really powerful good luck charm.
**[13:37] Fuutarou**
Hang onto it, and it'll protect you for sure.
**[13:41] Fuutarou**
There're rumors that it'll
even grant your wishes.
**[13:43] Fuutarou**
Just for you.
**[13:47] Nino**
Will you be here tomorrow too, Kintaro-kun?
**[13:51] Fuutarou**
Yeah.
**[13:53] Nino**
My school's having a campfire tomorrow.
**[13:56] Nino**
There's a legend about
the folk dance that we do.
**[14:00] Nino**
Any pair that's holding hands
during the finale ends up together.
**[14:05] Fuutarou**
Y-Yeah?
**[14:07] Nino**
Some even say you'll get together
just by holding hands once.
**[14:10] Nino**
The shyer students do it secretly,
out of sight.
**[14:16] Fuutarou**
That's it?
**[14:17] Nino**
It's so overblown and childish.
**[14:23] Nino**
Kintaro-kun...
**[14:27] Nino**
Would you dance with me?
**[14:31] Fuutarou**
Uh...
**[14:33] Nino**
I'll be waiting.
**[14:43] Nino**
It's that voice.
**[14:44] Fuutarou**
I-It's coming.
**[14:54] Nino**
I-Itsuki!
**[14:58] Nino**
Come on, Itsuki!
**[15:01] Itsuki**
Nino!
**[15:02] Itsuki**
I was so lonely!
**[15:04] Nino**
Y-You're too misleading!
**[15:06] Nino**
Come on, let's go.
**[15:08] Itsuki**
O-Oh, okay.
**[15:10] Itsuki**
I'm surprised you were fine by yourself.
**[15:13] Nino**
I wasn't.
**[15:14] Nino**
I was...
**[15:17] Itsuki**
What is it?
**[15:24] Nino**
*I'll be waiting.*
**[15:28] Fuutarou**
*What now?*
**[15:30] Ichika**
What do I think of Futaro-kun?
**[15:34] Ichika**
I think he's going through his awkward phase.
**[15:36] Ichika**
I mean, he's pretty unbalanced,
don't you think?
**[15:40] Ichika**
Imagine if he grows up the way he is now.
**[15:42] Miku**
I don't mean that.
**[15:44] Miku**
How do you feel about Futaro?
**[15:48] Ichika**
Miku, I think we should
trade spots for the dance.
**[15:55] Ichika**
You're worried, aren't you?
**[15:57] Miku**
We're equals.
**[15:59] Miku**
You should be his partner.
**[16:02] Ichika**
Try not to regret things.
**[16:05] Ichika**
These times aren't going to last forever.
**[16:13] Nino**
I wish school camp would last forever.
***SIGN*** Reception
**[16:17] Fuutarou**
You seem happy.
**[16:19] Fuutarou**
Do you have some good news?
**[16:21] Nino**
I'm not telling you.
**[16:24] Fuutarou**
*This is a pain in the ass.*
**[16:27] Fuutarou**
*I could just dance with her in my disguise,*
**[16:30] ---**
* but I'm already supposed to*
* dance with Ichika.*
**[16:34] Fuutarou**
*I can't do both.*
**[16:36] Fuutarou**
*I should tell Nino the truth.*
**[16:39] Fuutarou**
Huh? Nino?
**[16:43] Ichika**
What's up, Futaro-kun?
**[16:46] Fuutarou**
Ichika, Miku! Just who I wanted to see!
**[16:50] Fuutarou**
I need to ask you—
**[16:51] Ichika**
Oh, shoot, I just remembered I have work.
**[16:54] Ichika**
You two young'uns carry on.
**[16:56] Fuutarou**
What's up with her?
**[16:58] Fuutarou**
I'm glad you're still here, though.
**[17:02] Fuutarou**
Have you seen Nino?
**[17:06] Miku**
No.
**[17:09] Fuutarou**
Wait, do they hate me more than I thought?
**[17:12] Itsuki**
You *just* noticed?
**[17:16] Itsuki**
Just a word of advice.
**[17:17] Itsuki**
If you don't want it to get even worse,
**[17:19] ---**
stop acting so suspiciously.
**[17:21] Fuutarou**
I don't know what you're talking about.
**[17:25] Fuutarou**
*This is bad.*
**[17:27] Fuutarou**
*I have to do something about this fast.*
**[17:32] Yotsuba**
I'm so glad you're here to help me.
**[17:35] Fuutarou**
You just want me to move these, right?
**[17:38] Yotsuba**
Right.
**[17:38] Yotsuba**
They were keeping them in here
to avoid the snow.
**[17:41] Yotsuba**
The team is hard at work
for the campfire tomorrow.
**[17:47] Fuutarou**
All right.
**[17:54] Yotsuba**
Are you actually a boy, Uesugi-san?
**[17:57] Yotsuba**
B-B-But it's always easier with more help.
**[18:02] Fuutarou**
Y-Yeah?
**[18:03] Fuutarou**
I'm just returning the favor
for the test of courage.
**[18:06] Yotsuba**
Exactly.
**[18:07] Yotsuba**
I had to do all the scaring myself
while you were gone.
**[18:12] Fuutarou**
* It seems like I've been*
* getting a lot of hate.*
**[18:16] Fuutarou**
* I need to regain their trust*
* as soon as I can.*
**[18:19] Fuutarou**
*It could affect my tutoring.*
**[18:22] Yotsuba**
Let's get the next one.
**[18:24] Yotsuba**
It's good exercise, too.
Two birds with one stone.
**[18:27] Fuutarou**
Th-This is killing me.
**[18:29] Fuutarou**
Have I always been this weak?
**[18:32] Girl A**
Nanako-san, do you have a moment?
**[18:34] Girl A**
There's a key next to the shed door.
**[18:40] Fuutarou**
Ready, and...
**[18:42] Ichika**
It's so heavy.
**[18:44] Ichika**
Oh, hey. I thought you were
someone else, Futaro-kun.
**[18:47] Ichika**
You weren't assigned to this, were you?
**[18:49] Fuutarou**
Where's Yotsuba?
**[18:52] Fuutarou**
* Wait a second. It's not just Yotsuba,*
* but also Ichika here.*
**[18:56] Fuutarou**
* This is a good chance for me*
* to regain some respect.*
**[18:59] Ichika**
I should have worn a jacket.
**[19:01] Fuutarou**
*Please don't fail on me, my body!*
**[19:03] Fuutarou**
*Set communication skills to maximum!*
**[19:06] Fuutarou**
I was helping Yotsuba.
**[19:08] Fuutarou**
Let's go.
**[19:13] Fuutarou**
Did you enjoy the test of courage?
**[19:15] Ichika**
Huh? Y-Yeah, it made my heart race.
**[19:18] Fuutarou**
Excellent.
**[19:20] Fuutarou**
As a member of the committee,
I'm most delighted.
**[19:23] Ichika**
Although my heart was also racing because
I wasn't sure you could pull it off.
**[19:29] Fuutarou**
You got me there.
**[19:33] Ichika**
Wait, hold on.
**[19:34] Ichika**
Why are you talking like that?
**[19:36] Ichika**
It's weird.
**[19:38] Fuutarou**
How do I usually talk?
**[19:41] Ichika**
You don't go out of your way to talk
to us outside of studying, huh?
**[19:46] Ichika**
Tell me what's on your mind.
**[19:50] Ichika**
I see.
**[19:51] Ichika**
So you don't want people to hate you.
**[19:54] Fuutarou**
Th-That's not really what I meant.
**[19:58] Ichika**
*Our* Futaro-kun, of all people?
**[20:00] Fuutarou**
Seriously, that's not it.
**[20:02] Ichika**
Your big sis here will
help you practice, then.
**[20:05] Fuutarou**
Practice? How?
**[20:07] Ichika**
I'm not as good at this as Miku, but...
**[20:10] Ichika**
You! Are you even trying to hold it?
**[20:13] Ichika**
This is so heavy for me!
**[20:14] Fuutarou**
Nino!
**[20:15] Ichika**
What are you waiting for?
**[20:17] Ichika**
Hurry up and do your job.
**[20:21] Fuutarou**
Itsuki!
**[20:23] Ichika**
Come on, reply.
**[20:24] Fuutarou**
R-Right.
**[20:27] Fuutarou**
I was so taken by you that I couldn't focus.
**[20:31] Ichika**
Okay, that was kind of weird.
**[20:36] Ichika**
Just be more normal.
**[20:39] Ichika**
Although even then, there's a trick to it.
**[20:41] Ichika**
Be as strong as Nino
when you're talking to her.
**[20:43] Ichika**
And be nice when
you're talking to Itsuki-chan.
**[20:45] Ichika**
And always use your own words.
**[20:47] Ichika**
Oh, you can be nice to me, too.
**[20:51] Fuutarou**
N-Nice, huh?
**[20:53] Fuutarou**
I'll remember that.
**[20:57] Fuutarou**
*I'm glad I got to talk to Ichika first.*
**[21:01] Fuutarou**
*She isn't just the oldest sister for show.*
**[21:02] Fuutarou**
* She sees me and the sisters*
* without prejudice.*
**[21:05] Fuutarou**
*She has a rational eye.*
**[21:09] Ichika**
Okay, next is Mi—
**[21:14] Fuutarou**
What's wrong?
**[21:15] Ichika**
Nothing.
**[21:20] Fuutarou**
That's the last one.
**[21:22] Ichika**
Now, we're set for the campfire tomorrow.
**[21:25] Fuutarou**
Tomorrow, huh?
**[21:27] Fuutarou**
You've heard from Miku, right?
**[21:29] Ichika**
Yeah, apparently we're supposed
to be dancing tomorrow.
**[21:35] Fuutarou**
How did this happen?
**[21:39] Ichika**
It's embarrassing, huh?
**[21:40] Ichika**
Well? Should we practice?
**[21:43] Fuutarou**
*Ichika or Nino...*
**[21:44] Fuutarou**
*If I have to choose one or the other...*
**[21:49] Fuutarou**
Should we call it off?
**[21:53] Fuutarou**
Like you said, it just kind
of happened in the moment.
**[21:57] Fuutarou**
I can't get over the legend thing, either.
**[22:01] Fuutarou**
And you can deal with Maeda if I'm not there.
**[22:04] Fuutarou**
Besides, it wouldn't be good for you
if the others saw you dancing with me.
**[22:22] Fuutarou**
Ichika?
**[22:23] Ichika**
Huh?
**[22:23] Ichika**
Why...?
**[22:25] Ichika**
It's not what you think.
**[22:26] Ichika**
Sorry, can I put this down for a second?
***SIGN*** R a t t l e
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**[22:32] Girl A**
Well, let's get it done
and head back to the inn.
**[22:38] Girl B**
Huh, there's no more left.
**[22:41] Girl A**
Oh, yeah.
**[22:43] Girl A**
That was surprisingly quick.
**[22:45] Girl B**
Yeah.
**[22:46] Yotsuba**
Pardon me.
**[22:50] Yotsuba**
Have you seen Uesugi-san?
**[22:53] Girl A**
Uesugi? That guy?
**[22:55] Girl B**
We haven't.
**[22:57] Yotsuba**
I see.
**[22:59] Yotsuba**
I wonder where he went.
**[22:59] Ichika**
Remember when this happened last time?
**[23:01] Ichika**
Is there a reason we're hiding?
**[23:05] Fuutarou**
*Be nice.*
**[23:07] Fuutarou**
*Be nice.*
**[23:14] Fuutarou**
No one's looking.
**[23:19] Fuutarou**
Shoot, I just made it weird again.
**[23:28] Fuutarou**
Click?
**[23:29] Ichika**
Click?
**[23:32] Fuutarou**
Wait.
**[23:33] Fuutarou**
No way...
**[23:34] Ichika**
Where's the key that was here?
**[23:44] Fuutarou**
Well, they got us.
***SIGN*** #10 Legend of Fate Day 2
***SIGN*** #11 Legend of Fate Day 3
***SIGN*** Next Time on The Quintessential Quintuplets
**[23:50] Ichika**
Quintuplet Trivia!
**[23:51] Ichika**
That blond guy is
your type, huh, Nino?
**[23:54] Nino**
Blond hair dye is
against school rules.
**[23:56] Miku**
He looks cheap.
**[23:57] Ichika**
I bet he goes around not even working.
**[23:59] Nino**
Right?
**[24:00] Nino**
I'll have to support him, won't I?
# E11 - Legend of Fate Day 3
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G63K9VN96/legend-of-fate-day-3)
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**[00:01] Ichika**
Well, this sucks.
**[00:03] Fuutarou**
Yeah.
**[00:09] Ichika**
We're locked inside.
**[00:11] Fuutarou**
Yeah.
**[00:13] Fuutarou**
Okay, I'm going to break down
the door so we can get out.
**[00:16] Fuutarou**
Get back.
**[00:17] Ichika**
Wait.
**[00:19] Ichika**
Isn't that a burglar sensor?
**[00:21] Ichika**
It might bring the security guards here
if we break down the door.
**[00:26] Fuutarou**
All the better if they find us.
**[00:29] Ichika**
Wait, no! Don't!
**[00:31] Ichika**
You'll ruin the school camp.
**[00:37] Ichika**
*Besides, if Miku found out about this...*
**[00:43] Fuutarou**
Fine.
**[00:45] Fuutarou**
Try to see if you can disarm it.
**[00:49] Ichika**
If only I were two meters tall.
**[00:52] Fuutarou**
Say what?
**[00:53] Fuutarou**
Hurry up and get on my shoulders.
**[01:04] Ichika**
*Stay calm.*
**[01:07] Ichika**
*I can't trip* this *sensor
in my heart, either.*
**[01:13] Ichika**
Don't you dare say I'm heavy.
**[01:17] Ichika**
Are you all right?
**[01:18] Fuutarou**
Yeah.
**[01:19] Fuutarou**
Here I go.
**[01:23] Ichika**
Wh-What's wrong?
**[01:25] Fuutarou**
This sensation...
**[01:27] Fuutarou**
It's giving me a weird case of deja vu.
**[01:29] Ichika**
Hey! No enjoying my thighs!
**[01:33] Fuutarou**
Also, you're too heavy for me to lift.
**[01:36] Ichika**
You went and said it after all!
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
**[03:13] Fuutarou**
We need a key to disarm the sensor.
***SIGN*** After some investigation...
**[03:17] Fuutarou**
Looks like we'll have to wait for help.
**[03:20] Ichika**
Hey, Sensei...
**[03:22] Ichika**
What are you doing?
**[03:24] Fuutarou**
I'm trying to start a fire, obviously.
**[03:27] Fuutarou**
It'll ruin our last day here
if we catch a cold.
**[03:31] Ichika**
* Futaro-kun's smart,*
* but he's kind of a dummy.*
**[03:35] Ichika**
Since there's nothing to do,
let's talk about something fun.
**[03:38] Fuutarou**
I'm trying to focus. Later.
**[03:46] Miku**
Ichika still isn't back?
**[03:48] Itsuki**
Yeah.
**[03:49] Itsuki**
She left saying she needed
to do campfire group stuff.
**[03:53] Yotsuba**
Miku! Itsuki!
**[03:56] Yotsuba**
Have either of you seen Uesugi-san?
**[04:00] Yotsuba**
He vanished in the middle of
helping the campfire group.
**[04:06] Yotsuba**
He's not in the dining hall,
and he isn't in the room.
**[04:11] Yotsuba**
He's wandered off to waste time *again*!
**[04:16] (Flashback) Ichika**
Are you sure I can take him?
**[04:19] (Flashback) Ichika**
I guess Big Sis will have to take care
of poor, lonely Futaro.
**[04:26] Miku**
I'm going to go look for them.
**[04:29] Yotsuba**
Miku?!
**[04:33] Itsuki**
Yotsuba, what's that key for?
**[04:37] Ichika**
And that's the whole story. Anyway...
**[04:40] Ichika**
The other day, Itsuki-chan was like...
**[04:43] Ichika**
And Nino was so screwed.
**[04:46] Ichika**
What do you think she said
when she saw that croquette?
**[04:52] Ichika**
Not a single response.
**[04:54] Ichika**
You're going to make Big Sis cry again.
**[05:01] Ichika**
*He's avoiding asking why I cried.*
**[05:05] Ichika**
*I wonder if he's just not interested.*
**[05:08] Ichika**
*Really, why* did *I cry, anyway?*
**[05:16] Ichika**
I might quit school.
**[05:22] Fuutarou**
Huh?
**[05:25] Ichika**
You finally took notice.
**[05:28] Fuutarou**
Hold on, you're quitting?
**[05:30] Ichika**
I'd technically be taking a break.
**[05:35] (Flashback) Ichika**
I wouldn't mind.
**[05:37] (Flashback) Guy**
Cut.
**[05:39] (Flashback) Guy**
That was good, Ichika-chan.
**[05:42] Ichika**
So, you know how I've been
shooting for a movie, right?
**[05:46] Ichika**
I'm starting to get more gigs now, too.
**[05:51] Ichika**
Other actors playing student roles skip school
knowing they'll have to retake the year,
**[05:56] ---**
or move to more flexible schools.
**[05:59] Ichika**
You know how hopeless I am
when it comes to school.
**[06:04] Ichika**
I don't think I'd miss high school.
**[06:08] Ichika**
* Besides, Miku might be*
* better off if I'm gone.*
**[06:15] Fuutarou**
Good for you.
**[06:17] Fuutarou**
You found something you want to do.
**[06:20] Fuutarou**
But wait, what happens
to my pay if you're gone?!
**[06:24] Fuutarou**
Am I losing twenty percent?!
**[06:27] Ichika**
I'm surprised, though.
**[06:29] Fuutarou**
You fail at life!
**[06:30] Ichika**
I thought that's how pissed you'd be.
**[06:33] Fuutarou**
Is that how you see me?
**[06:39] (Flashback) Ichika**
Why do you study, Futaro-kun?
**[06:44] Fuutarou**
I envy you for having options.
**[06:49] Fuutarou**
Though you're 99 percent likely to fail.
**[06:52] Ichika**
There you go again.
**[06:53] Fuutarou**
But it'll be a good experience.
**[06:56] Fuutarou**
And if it works out, great.
**[06:59] Fuutarou**
Everything is worth a shot.
**[07:07] Miku**
Futaro.
**[07:08] Itsuki**
Ichika.
**[07:16] Itsuki**
*Are those two really...*
**[07:21] Miku**
It'll be fine.
**[07:24] Itsuki**
Miku...
**[07:27] Miku**
No need to worry with Ichika.
**[07:36] Ichika**
Fine by me.
**[07:39] Ichika**
I mean the campfire dance.
**[07:43] Ichika**
We can call off the dancing together thing.
**[07:47] Fuutarou**
Oh...
**[07:49] Ichika**
But in return...
**[07:56] Ichika**
Let's dance right now.
**[07:59] Ichika**
It'll be our very own campfire tonight.
**[08:05] Fuutarou**
Well, no one's looking, I guess.
**[08:08] Ichika**
Yay.
**[08:10] Ichika**
So you *were* embarrassed.
**[08:12] Fuutarou**
Obviously.
**[08:14] Ichika**
I never knew you had such a cute side.
**[08:22] Ichika**
*Sensor readings normal.*
**[08:24] Ichika**
*It'll be all right.*
**[08:26] Fuutarou**
It's bad enough that there's a rumor
about a legend going around.
**[08:29] Fuutarou**
People will make certain
assumptions about us.
**[08:33] Ichika**
Legend?
**[08:35] Fuutarou**
You didn't know?
**[08:37] Fuutarou**
Yotsuba told me there's a legend that
people who dance at the campfire
**[08:40] ---**
will be together for life.
**[08:45] Ichika**
Does...
**[08:47] Ichika**
Does Miku know about that?
**[08:49] Fuutarou**
Yeah, she was there.
**[08:55] Ichika**
I-I never intended to...
**[09:00] Fuutarou**
Ichika?
**[09:03] Ichika**
The campfire was important to Miku.
**[09:07] Ichika**
And yet, I...
**[09:11] Ichika**
Futaro-kun...
**[09:15] Fuutarou**
Ichika!
**[09:32] Fuutarou**
Close one.
**[09:34] Fuutarou**
You know...
**[09:36] Fuutarou**
You're pretty clumsy.
**[09:56] Ichika**
Let go!
**[09:57] Fuutarou**
Hey, stop squirming!
**[10:00] Sensor**
*Impact detected.*
**[10:03] Sensor**
*Please unlock within thirty seconds.*
**[10:06] Sensor**
*If the alarm is not disarmed,*
**[10:08] ---**
* security personnel will*
* be dispatched immediately.*
**[10:11] Fuutarou**
Shoot, we need to get out
before someone comes here.
**[10:13] Ichika**
Yeah.
**[10:17] Fuutarou**
What the hell?!
**[10:17] Ichika**
Sprinklers?!
**[10:19] Ichika**
Gotta put out the fire.
**[10:20] Fuutarou**
Deal with the sensor first.
**[10:23] Ichika**
D-Deal with it how?
**[10:25] Ichika**
We need the key.
**[10:26] Fuutarou**
The key?
**[10:28] Fuutarou**
What do we do?
**[10:34] Itsuki**
The key is right here.
**[10:41] Itsuki**
Ichika...
**[10:43] Itsuki**
What were you two doing here?
**[11:02] Fuutarou**
It's the last day.
**[11:05] Fuutarou**
* I had to explain the incident*
* with Ichika to the teachers.*
**[11:09] Fuutarou**
*We got in huge trouble.*
**[11:11] Fuutarou**
* Itsuki and Miku didn't fully believe us.*
* I hope we have another chance to explain.*
**[11:18] Fuutarou**
*How did our fun school camp end up like this?*
**[11:23] Girl**
Okay, Miku-chan, we'll be in the dining hall.
**[11:25] Miku**
Yeah.
**[11:26] Miku**
I'll be right there.
**[11:29] Miku**
*If we really are all equal,*
**[11:35] Miku**
*what am I supposed to do?*
**[11:39] Ichika**
Man, I'm sorry.
**[11:41] Ichika**
I can't believe I had to get sick *now*.
**[11:44] Ichika**
Just my luck.
**[11:46] Itsuki**
Accident or not,
it was the result of your carelessness.
**[11:50] Itsuki**
Stay in bed for the day
and reflect on what you did.
**[11:54] Ichika**
Oh, you don't need to stay with me.
**[11:57] Ichika**
Go skiing.
**[11:59] Itsuki**
But...
**[12:00] Ichika**
I'll meet up with you once I feel better.
**[12:04] Ichika**
Or are you having a hard time
facing Futaro-kun?
**[12:10] Ichika**
You've been wary around him
ever since our stay at the inn.
**[12:14] Itsuki**
So that *was* you.
**[12:17] Itsuki**
It's only been three months.
**[12:20] Itsuki**
That day, when I asked him for help
with schoolwork at the cafeteria,
**[12:24] ---**
I didn't have the faintest idea...
**[12:27] Itsuki**
that things would come to this.
**[12:31] Ichika**
Does Futaro-kun seem like
such a bad person to you?
**[12:35] Itsuki**
Th-That's not what I mean.
**[12:39] Fuutarou**
I still feel drowsy. Back to sleep.
**[12:41] Yotsuba**
Uesugi-san!
**[12:43] Fuutarou**
Y-Yotsuba!
**[12:45] Yotsuba**
You aren't getting away just
because it's an optional activity.
**[12:49] Yotsuba**
We're going skiing!
**[12:55] Yotsuba**
Let's ski down all the slopes!
**[12:58] Fuutarou**
I'm cold. Let me sleep.
**[13:01] Fuutarou**
I can't ski, anyway.
**[13:03] Yotsuba**
Sleeping is a waste of time.
**[13:05] Yotsuba**
If you really can't ski,
I'll hold your hands and guide you.
**[13:11] Fuutarou**
All right, let's practice!
**[13:14] Fuutarou**
By the way, where's the idiot quartet?
**[13:17] Yotsuba**
Ichika's sick, and Itsuki's
taking care of her.
**[13:21] Fuutarou**
I guess that's not surprising
after what happened.
**[13:25] Yotsuba**
Huh?
**[13:26] Fuutarou**
You should have checked
before you locked the door.
**[13:29] Yotsuba**
What are you talking about?
**[13:32] Fuutarou**
Nothing.
**[13:33] Yotsuba**
Nino's already skiing.
**[13:37] Yotsuba**
There she is.
**[13:39] Fuutarou**
Who is that?
**[13:41] Miku**
Miku.
**[13:43] Fuutarou**
Miku?
**[13:45] Fuutarou**
You're really hard to tell apart
from just your faces.
**[13:55] Fuutarou**
That was a spectacular fall.
**[13:58] Fuutarou**
Are you all right, Miku?
**[14:05] Miku**
Yeah. I'm fine.
**[14:08] Yotsuba**
All right! I'm always the one
being taught stuff,
**[14:12] ---**
but today, I'm gonna
teach you two everything!
**[14:21] Ichika**
Wow, you look so awkward.
**[14:24] Ichika**
Hello.
**[14:26] Ichika**
Man, it's cold, huh?
**[14:30] Fuutarou**
Seriously, who are you?
**[14:34] Ichika**
It's me. Ichika.
**[14:35] Fuutarou**
Oh, you.
**[14:38] Yotsuba**
Ichika!
**[14:40] Fuutarou**
Are you really all right?
**[14:45] Ichika**
Yeah, I'm not all better yet, but...
**[14:48] Fuutarou**
Oh yeah, what about Itsuki?
**[14:49] Fuutarou**
Wasn't she taking care of you?
**[14:52] Ichika**
Itsuki-chan's skiing on her own because
she doesn't feel like she can face you.
**[14:57] Yotsuba**
Ichika!
**[14:59] Yotsuba**
These guys refuse to learn
anything I teach them!
**[15:02] Fuutarou**
That's how I always feel about you!
**[15:07] Ichika**
Let's make it fun, then.
**[15:10] Ichika**
We'll play tag.
**[15:11] Ichika**
Yotsuba's the best, so she's *it*.
**[15:13] Yotsuba**
Okay.
**[15:15] Miku**
What about Nino and Itsuki?
**[15:16] Yotsuba**
I'm catching them as soon
as I find them, obviously.
**[15:19] Yotsuba**
One, two, three, four...
**[15:22] Fuutarou**
Hey!
**[15:23] Fuutarou**
Damn it, I only just learned to go forward.
**[15:28] Fuutarou**
* Wait, this might be a chance*
* to explain myself to Miku.*
**[15:31] Fuutarou**
Miku, want to...
**[15:34] Fuutarou**
Wait, hey!
**[15:35] Fuutarou**
Hold up, Miku!
**[15:39] Fuutarou**
*When did she get so good?*
**[15:48] Fuutarou**
This is bad.
**[15:50] Ichika**
There's something I want to make sure about.
**[15:53] Fuutarou**
Ichika.
**[15:54] Ichika**
You haven't told anyone
about last night, right?
**[16:01] (Flashback) Ichika**
I might quit school.
**[16:05] Fuutarou**
How could I?
**[16:07] Ichika**
So that means...
**[16:09] Fuutarou**
Ichika...
**[16:11] Fuutarou**
How do you stop?
**[16:14] ---**
What?
**[16:18] Fuutarou**
Uesugi-kun!
**[16:34] Fuutarou**
Yotsuba...
**[16:35] Fuutarou**
When you teach something,
you have to cover everything.
**[16:39] Girl**
Uh, are you all right?
**[16:41] Guy**
Are you alive?
**[16:43] Fuutarou**
I-I'm fine.
**[16:45] Fuutarou**
Don't mind me.
**[16:48] Fuutarou**
*I attracted attention.*
**[16:51] Fuutarou**
* I don't know if it's because I never*
* got Raiha's good luck charm back,*
**[16:55] ---**
* but I've been having crap*
* luck since yesterday.*
**[17:02] Nino**
This bandage...
**[17:04] Nino**
Is that you, Kintaro-kun?
**[17:07] Nino**
It is, isn't it?
**[17:11] Fuutarou**
Huh?
**[17:12] Fuutarou**
No, I'm not.
**[17:13] Fuutarou**
What kind of weird name is that?
**[17:15] Nino**
Yeah, right.
**[17:16] Nino**
I only ever gave this to you.
**[17:19] Fuutarou**
*Shit.*
**[17:20] Fuutarou**
*Now what?*
**[17:23] Nino**
Why are you running away?
**[17:26] Fuutarou**
Should I tell her now?
**[17:28] Fuutarou**
That I was lying to her during
the test of courage last night?
**[17:33] Nino**
Hey, wait!
**[17:36] Fuutarou**
*How do I deal with this amicably?*
**[17:40] Fuutarou**
*Shoot! Yotsuba!*
**[17:43] Yotsuba**
Found you, Uesugi-san!
**[17:49] Nino**
Kintaro-kun!
**[17:51] Yotsuba**
Uesugi-san!
**[17:58] Fuutarou**
*I'm getting dizzy.*
**[18:00] Nino**
Kintaro-kun!
**[18:00] Yotsuba**
Uesugi-san!
**[18:01] Yotsuba**
Huh?
**[18:03] Nino**
Yotsuba.
**[18:04] Yotsuba**
Found you, Nino.
**[18:06] Nino**
Did you see a blond guy go your way?
**[18:09] Yotsuba**
And have you seen Uesugi-san?
**[18:12] Yotsuba**
Weird.
**[18:13] Yotsuba**
Where did he go?
**[18:17] Fuutarou**
Miku.
**[18:20] Miku**
That was close. She almost caught you.
**[18:24] Fuutarou**
Is this an igloo?
**[18:26] Fuutarou**
You didn't make this, did you?
**[18:28] Miku**
No, it was already here.
**[18:31] Fuutarou**
Ah.
**[18:34] Fuutarou**
It's pretty warm inside.
**[18:38] Miku**
F-Futaro...
**[18:40] Miku**
It's cramped in here. Don't move too much.
**[18:44] Fuutarou**
O-Oh, sorry.
**[18:46] Fuutarou**
I'll get out, then.
**[18:51] Miku**
Don't leave, either.
**[18:55] Miku**
I don't know anymore.
**[18:58] Fuutarou**
Miku?
**[19:05] Miku**
I-I mean, Yotsuba might still be out there.
**[19:08] Fuutarou**
That's true.
**[19:10] Fuutarou**
Let me stay here for a while longer.
**[19:12] Miku**
Okay.
**[19:16] Fuutarou**
Where does she get that
endless stamina, anyway?
**[19:20] Fuutarou**
It's hard to believe
she's really one of you quintuplets.
**[19:23] Miku**
She would have caught me if this
igloo hadn't been here, too.
**[19:27] Fuutarou**
Whatever happened to skiing, anyway?
**[19:31] Miku**
*Why am I doing this?*
**[19:34] Fuutarou**
Well, then...
**[19:36] Fuutarou**
How are we going to escape?
**[19:38] Miku**
Let's see...
**[19:41] Miku**
I know.
**[19:42] Miku**
Let's get Yotsuba to have a handicap.
**[19:45] Fuutarou**
A handicap?
**[19:46] Miku**
We could make her carry things
so we can be equally fast.
**[19:51] Fuutarou**
That'll make it more fun, I guess.
**[19:54] Miku**
Yeah. Okay.
**[19:55] Fuutarou**
But I don't really like that.
**[20:02] Fuutarou**
The five of you started off with
the same physical abilities, didn't you?
**[20:06] Fuutarou**
You're quintuplets.
**[20:09] Fuutarou**
That means Yotsuba earned
her athleticism for herself.
**[20:16] Miku**
That's true.
**[20:18] Fuutarou**
I know this is just a game, but...
**[20:22] Fuutarou**
I don't want to disregard that effort.
**[20:28] (Flashback) Fuutarou**
Anyone who does it wants
that person all to themselves.
**[20:32] (Flashback) Ichika**
Are you sure I can take him?
**[20:33] (Flashback) Miku**
No need to worry with Ichika.
**[20:36] (Flashback) Miku**
What were you two doing here?
**[20:38] (Flashback) Miku**
We're equals.
**[20:39] (Flashback) Miku**
You should be his partner.
**[20:43] Fuutarou**
Being equals is fine,
**[20:45] ---**
but you can't ignore the work she put in.
**[20:48] Fuutarou**
Let's be fair, not equal.
**[21:01] Fuutarou**
H-Hey...
**[21:03] Miku**
Ow...
**[21:06] Fuutarou**
What are you doing?
**[21:11] Miku**
"Let's be fair."
**[21:16] Fuutarou**
What the hell am I saying, anyway?
**[21:19] Fuutarou**
The heat's making me crazy.
**[21:22] Fuutarou**
I'm going to get some fresh air.
**[21:36] Yotsuba**
Uesugi-san!
**[21:39] Yotsuba**
I'm gonna find you, no matter what.
**[21:46] Nino**
Where did he go?
**[21:51] Nino**
Kintaro-kun...
***SIGN*** Miku
***SIGN*** Miku
**[22:10] Ichika**
Yes, Miku? What's up?
**[22:13] Miku**
Ichika, hey...
***SIGN*** #11 Legend of Fate Day 3
**[22:16] Miku**
There's something I want
to talk to you about.
***SIGN*** #12 Legend of Fate Day 2000
***SIGN*** Next Time on The Quintessential Quintuplets
**[23:51] Ichika**
Futaro-kun.
**[23:52] Nino**
Get up, Uesugi!
**[23:53] Miku**
Futaro.
**[23:54] Yotsuba**
Uesugi-san!
**[23:56] Ichika**
Wake up, Uesugi-kun.
**[23:58] Fuutarou**
I see.
**[24:00] Fuutarou**
I never met the quintuplets.
It was all a dream.
**[24:02] Ichika**
There's no way that's true.
# E12 - Legend of Fate Day 2000
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6XJN305R/legend-of-fate-day-2000)
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**[00:01] Ichika**
Miku, what is it you wanted
to talk to me about?
**[00:04] Miku**
We don't need to be equals.
**[00:06] Miku**
We need to be fair.
**[00:08] Miku**
So then what should I do?
**[00:12] Ichika**
*Are you talking about the campfire?*
**[00:14] Miku**
Y-Yeah.
**[00:17] Miku**
The legend that the people
in class were talking about
**[00:20] ---**
says that you have to
hold hands at the finale.
**[00:27] Miku**
Right.
**[00:28] Miku**
Futaro has two hands.
**[00:30] Miku**
Let's take both his hands.
**[00:35] Ichika**
*Huh? Say what?*
**[00:37] Miku**
Never mind.
**[00:39] Ichika**
Sorry, I still have a cough.
**[00:42] Miku**
*You should be staying inside, not skiing.*
**[00:44] Ichika**
*But I just changed into my ski wear.*
**[00:48] Miku**
No.
**[00:48] Miku**
You're sick. Stay in bed.
**[00:50] Fuutarou**
Ichika?
**[00:52] Fuutarou**
It's gotten worse, huh?
**[00:54] Fuutarou**
We both have some bad luck.
**[00:56] Ichika**
Huh? Did I ever tell
Futaro-kun that I'm sick?
**[01:00] Fuutarou**
No, you just said...
**[01:02] Miku**
Y-You were on speakerphone.
**[01:04] Ichika**
*Oh, whatever.*
**[01:05] Ichika**
*So you two are together, right?*
**[01:08] Ichika**
*I'm kind of relieved, I think.*
**[01:10] Ichika**
Okay, I'm going to head back,
but I have a favor to ask of you two.
**[01:14] Ichika**
Find Itsuki-chan. She's on her own.
**[01:18] Ichika**
I'm sure she's actually lonely.
**[01:26] Fuutarou**
Weird.
**[01:28] Fuutarou**
How could Itsuki not be here?
**[01:30] Miku**
That's rude.
**[01:33] Fuutarou**
Come to think of it, I haven't
seen her since we started skiing.
**[01:37] Miku**
I can't get through to her phone, either.
**[01:40] Miku**
I wonder if she went to the advanced course.
**[01:47] Miku**
F-Futaro?
**[01:49] Miku**
You're sweating really bad. Are you okay?
**[01:53] Fuutarou**
*I can't lie to myself any longer.*
**[01:57] Fuutarou**
*I must have gotten it from Raiha.*
**[02:01] Fuutarou**
*Which means Ichika got it from me.*
**[02:03] Fuutarou**
*I feel guilty.*
**[02:05] Miku**
You should get some rest.
**[02:07] Yotsuba**
Found you, Miku and Uesugi-san!
**[02:11] Yotsuba**
Did you really think I wouldn't find you here?
**[02:15] Fuutarou**
Yotsuba?
**[02:17] Miku**
I forgot.
**[02:18] Yotsuba**
I already caught Ichika and Nino.
**[02:20] Yotsuba**
Itsuki's the last one standing.
**[02:22] Fuutarou**
You haven't found her, either?
**[02:24] Yotsuba**
Nope, unfortunately.
**[02:27] Nino**
Jeez.
**[02:28] Nino**
I'm looking for someone, too.
**[02:31] Miku**
Ichika.
**[02:32] Miku**
I told you to get some rest.
**[02:34] Ichika**
S-Sorry.
**[02:36] Ichika**
Yotsuba caught me.
**[02:38] Miku**
Okay, Futaro, Ichika,
you two are going back to the cottage.
**[02:44] Fuutarou**
Yotsuba...
**[02:46] Fuutarou**
Did Itsuki get away from you?
**[02:48] Yotsuba**
No.
**[02:49] Yotsuba**
I searched for her, but there
was no hint of her anywhere.
**[02:52] Miku**
Is something wrong?
**[02:54] Fuutarou**
This could be worse than I thought.
**[02:58] Nino**
What? Tell us what's going on.
**[03:03] Nino**
Lost?
**[03:05] Fuutarou**
Yeah.
**[03:06] Fuutarou**
Given how much we've run around the place,
it's weird that none of us have seen her.
**[03:10] Ichika**
That doesn't mean...
**[03:11] Miku**
Still can't get through.
**[03:13] Miku**
Ichika, you're sure Itsuki said
she was going skiing, right?
**[03:20] Ichika**
Y-Yeah.
***SIGN*** Fantastic Course
***SIGN*** Rookie Course
***SIGN*** Professional Course
***SIGN*** Kids Slope
**[03:24] Yotsuba**
I don't think I've gone there yet.
**[03:26] Yotsuba**
Over here.
**[03:28] Nino**
Isn't that...
**[03:29] Nino**
Isn't that the area Sensei warned us not to go
because the path hasn't been maintained?
**[03:38] Nino**
I'll go check the cottage
to see if she's gone back.
**[03:41] Yotsuba**
I'll go talk to Sensei.
**[03:42] Ichika**
Hang on.
**[03:44] Ichika**
Let's look for her a little more.
**[03:46] Nino**
Why?
**[03:47] Nino**
We might need to call for a rescue.
**[03:51] Ichika**
Um...
**[03:52] Ichika**
I just think Itsuki-chan would rather not
make a mountain out of a molehill.
**[03:57] Nino**
What's that supposed to mean?
I don't believe you!
**[04:01] Nino**
Itsuki's life is on the line!
**[04:03] Nino**
We can't take this lightly!
**[04:08] Ichika**
Sorry.
**[04:11] Fuutarou**
*Where are you, Itsuki?*
**[04:15] Miku**
You should really rest, Futaro.
**[04:18] Yotsuba**
Uesugi-san?
**[04:19] Fuutarou**
*I've almost figured it out.*
**[04:19] Yotsuba**
Futaro?
**[04:20] Yotsuba**
Futaro?
**[04:21] Fuutarou**
*I saw her somewhere today.*
**[04:22] (Flashback) Yotsuba**
Uesugi-san!
**[04:22] (Flashback) Ichika**
Huh? Did I ever tell Futaro-kun I'm sick?
**[04:24] (Flashback) Miku**
She almost caught you.
**[04:25] (Flashback) Itsuki**
Is that you, Kintaro-kun?
**[04:26] (Flashback) Itsuki**
Uesugi-kun!
**[04:29] Fuutarou**
*I see!*
**[04:31] Fuutarou**
*So that's what happened.*
**[04:34] Nino**
Forget it.
**[04:35] Fuutarou**
Hang on.
**[04:37] Fuutarou**
I think I know how to find her.
**[04:39] Miku**
Futaro...
**[04:40] Nino**
"How to find her"?
**[04:42] Fuutarou**
Don't worry.
**[04:43] Fuutarou**
I'm sure we'll find her.
**[04:46] Nino**
I can trust you, right?
**[04:49] Fuutarou**
Yeah.
**[04:50] Fuutarou**
Ichika, come with me.
**[04:53] Itsuki**
Did you mean you were going
to look for her from up here?
**[04:58] Fuutarou**
Yeah, something like that.
**[05:01] Itsuki**
Sure, you can see a lot
from up here, but...
**[05:12] Itsuki**
W-Want to call it off?
**[05:15] Fuutarou**
Is that Itsuki?
**[05:17] Itsuki**
Which one?
**[05:19] Fuutarou**
That one there.
**[05:20] Fuutarou**
The girl right below us.
**[05:22] Itsuki**
Um... Th-That one?
**[05:26] Itsuki**
I don't think so.
**[05:30] Fuutarou**
I figured.
**[05:32] Fuutarou**
I mean, he's obviously a guy.
**[05:40] Fuutarou**
Found you.
**[05:43] Fuutarou**
You have bad eyesight.
**[05:45] Fuutarou**
You can't see very well without your glasses.
**[05:47] Fuutarou**
Sorry I made such a big deal of this.
**[05:51] Fuutarou**
You had a hard time telling us, didn't you?
**[05:54] Itsuki**
When did you notice?
**[05:55] Fuutarou**
It wasn't until a moment ago that I realized.
**[05:58] Fuutarou**
It was because you called me "Uesugi-kun."
**[06:03] (Flashback) Itsuki**
Uesugi-kun!
**[06:09] Fuutarou**
Ichika calls me by my first name.
**[06:12] Fuutarou**
I may not know you guys perfectly,
but I know that much.
**[06:21] Ichika**
I hope he found Itsuki-chan.
**[06:25] (Flashback) Ichika**
Does Futaro-kun seem like
such a bad person to you?
**[06:29] (Flashback) Itsuki**
That's not what I mean.
**[06:31] (Flashback) Itsuki**
But it's different when
we're talking relationships.
**[06:37] (Flashback) Itsuki**
I don't know anything about him.
**[06:40] (Flashback) Itsuki**
We need to be more selective
when it comes to men.
**[06:45] Ichika**
Itsuki-chan must still be going after him.
**[06:49] Ichika**
Don't worry.
**[06:51] Ichika**
Futaro-kun isn't like Dad.
**[06:56] Itsuki**
I'm sorry.
**[06:59] Itsuki**
I wanted to be sure.
**[07:03] Fuutarou**
You're so awkward.
**[07:05] Fuutarou**
You never follow through all the way.
**[07:12] Itsuki**
U-Um...
**[07:14] Itsuki**
Uesugi-kun?
**[07:16] Itsuki**
You're being too forward...
**[07:20] Itsuki**
Uh...
**[07:24] Itsuki**
Uesugi-kun?
**[07:28] Itsuki**
Uesugi-kun!
**[07:32] Announcement**
*We'll be beginning the campfire soon.*
**[07:35] Announcement**
*All students, please gather
at the common area.*
**[07:38] Guy**
I'm glad you brought him here.
**[07:40] Guy**
We'll let Uesugi-kun get some rest here
and see how he does.
**[07:44] Guy**
Could someone bring his stuff?
**[07:48] Yotsuba**
Okay.
**[07:49] Ichika**
Sorry, it's my fault.
**[07:51] Ichika**
I'll stay with him.
**[07:52] Miku**
Ichika...
**[07:53] Itsuki**
I-I'll stay behind, too.
**[07:57] Fuutarou**
What's the point of you guys being here?
**[07:59] Fuutarou**
Let me be alone.
**[08:01] Nino**
Hey, that's pretty cold.
**[08:03] Nino**
We're all worried about you.
**[08:05] Guy**
So there you have it.
**[08:07] Guy**
Go on ahead.
**[08:08] Nino**
But...
**[08:09] Guy**
From now on, this room is out of bounds.
**[08:20] Guy**
Now, get in.
**[08:23] Fuutarou**
Nino...
**[08:25] Fuutarou**
Can I talk to you for a second?
**[08:32] Miku**
Futaro...
**[08:34] Miku**
He actually brought himself
to come to camp school.
**[08:38] Miku**
Should we really let it
end so miserably for him?
**[08:48] Girl A**
What's your plan for the last dance?
**[08:50] Girl B**
I don't know...
**[08:51] Guy A**
I think I might ask her now.
**[08:52] Guy B**
I wonder if she already has someone.
**[08:55] Guy A**
So I'm wondering if you'd
like to dance with me.
**[08:58] Nino**
How stupid.
**[09:00] Girl A**
Huh? What's wrong, Nino?
**[09:02] Girl B**
You were all hyped up about
dancing with your soulmate.
**[09:06] Nino**
I got rejected.
**[09:10] (Flashback) Fuutarou**
He said something came up
that he has to attend to.
**[09:12] (Flashback) Fuutarou**
I ran into him on the slopes,
and he asked me to tell you.
**[09:15] (Flashback) Nino**
So it was him.
**[09:18] (Flashback) Nino**
I wonder if he hates me.
**[09:21] (Flashback) Fuutarou**
No, well...
**[09:23] (Flashback) Nino**
Well, I guess I'll wait, anyway.
**[09:28] (Flashback) Fuutarou**
Hey, Nino, that was...
**[09:30] (Flashback) Guy A**
Uesugi!
**[09:31] (Flashback) Guy A**
What are you doing?
**[09:32] (Flashback) Guy A**
Get some rest.
**[09:35] (Flashback) Fuutarou**
Sorry.
**[09:36] (Flashback) Fuutarou**
Cheer up.
**[09:42] Nino**
*Says the guy who's the most beat up.*
**[09:46] Nino**
*You need to worry about yourself for once.*
**[09:51] (Flashback) Nino**
I can trust you, right?
**[09:56] (Flashback) Fuutarou**
Yeah.
**[09:58] Nino**
*Lame.*
**[10:03] Girl B**
Seriously?
**[10:04] Girl B**
Huh? Nino?
**[10:06] Nino**
I'm going to the washroom.
**[10:08] Girl B**
You should hurry. It's about to start.
**[10:11] Girl A**
I wouldn't mind dancing with you
if you don't have anyone.
**[10:15] Guy A**
S-Sure.
**[10:26] Miku**
For you.
**[10:27] Miku**
It's important to stay hydrated
when you have a cold.
**[10:29] Ichika**
Th-Thanks.
**[10:32] Ichika**
Wow, matcha soda comes in hot, too?
**[10:39] Miku**
Your fever's gone.
**[10:41] Ichika**
I wonder if I gave him my cold.
**[10:45] Miku**
Futaro was weird from the beginning.
**[10:50] Miku**
Looking back now,
I think he was sick the whole time.
**[10:55] Miku**
I wish I'd paid more attention.
**[10:58] Miku**
I was just too busy with my own problems.
**[11:03] Ichika**
Sorry.
**[11:06] Ichika**
I should have turned down the dance.
**[11:08] Ichika**
I wish I'd noticed sooner.
**[11:12] Ichika**
About the legend...
**[11:14] Ichika**
About your feelings...
**[11:16] Ichika**
*And my own feelings...*
**[11:26] Ichika**
Miku?
**[11:28] Miku**
It's been bothering me the whole time.
**[11:30] Miku**
About how you and Nino and the others
get along with Futaro.
**[11:35] Miku**
I didn't think it would be
fair for me to be special.
**[11:41] Ichika**
That's not true.
**[11:42] Miku**
But I'm done with that.
**[11:44] Miku**
*I want him all for myself.*
**[11:47] Miku**
*I can't lie to myself about feeling that way.*
**[11:50] Miku**
*But that's not for now.*
**[11:55] Miku**
I like Futaro.
**[11:58] Miku**
So I'm going to do as I wish.
**[12:01] Miku**
But you and the others
can do as you wish, too.
**[12:07] Miku**
I'm going to win.
**[12:17] Ichika**
It's exquisitely gross.
**[12:19] Miku**
Is it?
**[12:21] Ichika**
But it works great.
**[12:23] Ichika**
Thanks.
**[12:25] Ichika**
Let's get going.
**[12:26] Miku**
Yeah.
**[12:29] Itsuki**
*If I hadn't pretended to be Ichika...*
**[12:34] Itsuki**
Yotsuba.
**[12:35] Itsuki**
Have you gotten Uesugi-kun's stuff yet?
**[12:40] Itsuki**
Yotsuba?
**[12:42] Yotsuba**
These are Uesugi-san's bookmarks.
**[12:45] Yotsuba**
There are so many tabs and memos.
***SIGN*** School Camp
**[12:48] Yotsuba**
He was really looking forward to this trip.
**[12:51] Yotsuba**
I dragged him around when he was sick
and ruined it for him.
**[12:57] Yotsuba**
I shouldn't have done that.
**[13:00] Itsuki**
In the end, we have no way
of knowing what he felt
**[13:03] ---**
or what he's thinking.
**[13:06] ---**
Not unless we ask him.
**[13:12] Itsuki**
But I'm sure it wasn't in vain.
**[13:15] Fuutarou**
*Stories to bring home for Raiha:*
**[13:17] Fuutarou**
*Quintuplet games in the car.*
**[13:19] Fuutarou**
* The test of courage prep*
* that Yotsuba helped with.*
**[13:22] Fuutarou**
* Maybe: skiing on the third day.*
* (Yotsuba is supposed to teach me)*
**[13:27] Fuutarou**
*Surprising stories...*
**[13:28] Yotsuba**
Do you think this is true?
**[13:30] Yotsuba**
Miku said it was a miserable ending,
but I wonder if he had fun.
**[13:35] Itsuki**
Who knows?
**[13:37] Yotsuba**
I'll ask Uesugi-san.
**[13:40] Itsuki**
Right now?
**[13:41] Yotsuba**
I won't get caught if I'm careful.
**[13:44] Itsuki**
* She's so straightforward.*
* I hope I can be like her.*
**[13:59] Guy**
Head Teacher.
**[14:00] Guy**
Head Teacher?
**[14:02] Principal**
Wh-What?!
**[14:03] Guy**
The campfire is almost over.
**[14:06] Guy**
Could you help me out?
**[14:08] Principal**
All right.
**[14:09] Guy**
You were sleeping, weren't you?
**[14:14] Itsuki**
*I tried doing what Yotsuba would do,*
**[14:16] ---**
* but sneaking in while*
* the teacher's sleeping?*
**[14:19] Itsuki**
*Was that taking it too far?*
**[14:23] Itsuki**
*But I can't just leave him all alone.*
**[14:29] Itsuki**
*I need to turn on the lights.*
**[14:32] Itsuki**
*Um...*
**[14:33] Itsuki**
*The switch should be around here.*
**[14:47] Yotsuba**
You're all here?!
**[14:49] Itsuki**
B-Be quiet.
**[14:50] Nino**
Why are you girls here?
**[14:53] Miku**
Why are *you*?
**[14:55] Nino**
I just thought about lending him
my really good lucky charm.
**[14:59] Itsuki**
We came here because we were
worried about Futaro-kun, right?
**[15:02] Miku**
Yeah.
**[15:05] Yotsuba**
I'm kind of happy.
**[15:07] Yotsuba**
We were all thinking the same thing.
**[15:09] Nino**
I told you, I wasn't.
**[15:12] Miku**
You're so stubborn.
**[15:19] Itsuki**
Uesugi-kun, we're all hoping you get well.
**[15:25] Itsuki**
I don't really know what
kind of person you are yet,
**[15:30] Itsuki**
so when you wake up, could you please...
**[15:34] Itsuki**
tell me more about yourself?
**[15:41] Announcement**
*It's the finale of the campfire.*
**[15:45] Announcement**
*Please join in the countdown.*
**[15:48] Announcement**
*Ready, and...*
**[15:49] Announcement**
Ten,
**[15:51] Announcement**
nine,
**[15:52] Announcement**
eight,
**[15:54] Announcement**
seven,
**[15:55] Announcement**
six,
**[15:57] Announcement**
five,
**[15:58] Announcement**
four,
**[16:00] Announcement**
three,
**[16:01] Announcement**
two,
**[16:03] Announcement**
one,
**[16:05] Announcement**
zero!
**[16:30] Raiha**
Hi.
**[16:31] Raiha**
Are you at the venue?
**[16:36] Raiha**
How could you forget that?!
**[16:38] Raiha**
I'll bring it, but look...
**[16:42] Dad**
What, was it Futaro?
**[16:45] Raiha**
He left the wedding ring here.
**[16:48] Raiha**
What kind of groom does that?
**[16:50] Dad**
Like father, like son.
**[16:52] Raiha**
He's not the only one?!
**[16:57] Raiha**
All right.
**[16:59] Raiha**
I'm going to marry someone
better than you or Onii-chan.
**[17:03] Dad**
Never!
**[17:04] Dad**
Don't leave me all alone!
**[17:07] Dad**
You don't have a boyfriend yet, right?
**[17:11] Raiha**
Onii-chan is as aloof as ever
about everything other than work.
**[17:16] Dad**
He's gotten better than when he
was a student, though, hasn't he?
**[17:20] Raiha**
Yeah, but...
**[17:22] Raiha**
I'm worried he might not
make a good husband.
**[17:28] Dad**
Hey...
**[17:29] Dad**
Is this all we're getting for breakfast?
**[17:31] Dad**
Are our finances *that* bad?
**[17:33] Raiha**
They are, but that's not why.
**[17:35] Raiha**
It would be a waste to
eat too much right now.
**[17:39] Raiha**
Lunch today is going to be a feast.
**[18:00] Raiha**
It's like a castle.
**[18:05] Lady A**
How did this happen?
**[18:09] Lady B**
No kidding.
**[18:10] Lady B**
It must be some kind of mistake.
**[18:14] Raiha**
You have to get changed
this many times in one day?
**[18:20] Raiha**
I wonder if I'm going to wear
something like this someday.
**[18:25] Lady A**
I'm going to put up your hair.
**[18:41] Raiha**
There you are.
**[18:45] Raiha**
Does he even know that today's a special day?
**[18:49] Raiha**
You're about to get married, you know.
**[18:51] Raiha**
Onii-chan's so pragmatic, though.
**[18:56] Raiha**
Maybe he doesn't even... care...
**[19:03] Raiha**
I haven't seen that in a while.
**[19:05] Raiha**
I didn't realize he still had it.
**[19:10] Raiha**
Congratulations on getting married,
Onii-chan.
**[19:15] Priest**
Introducing the groom.
**[19:32] Guy**
Hey, you.
**[19:33] Girl**
Uesugi-kun.
**[19:35] Guy**
Hey.
**[19:36] Girl**
Congratulations.
**[19:39] Guy**
What? It's me.
**[19:42] Guy**
You don't remember?!
**[19:43] Fuutarou**
Of course I do.
**[19:45] Fuutarou**
Maeda, right?
**[19:46] Fuutarou**
Mr. and Mrs. Maeda.
**[19:50] Guy**
He really hasn't changed.
**[19:51] Girl**
I know.
**[19:53] Guy**
He's the cupid that
brought us together, though.
**[19:57] Girl**
The campfire legend, huh?
**[20:00] Girl**
That takes me back.
**[20:01] Guy**
Y-Yeah.
**[20:03] ---**
By the way, did you know?
**[20:06] ---**
Apparently, back then,
the two of them also...
**[20:09] Fuutarou**
* To be honest, I don't remember*
* much about what happened.*
**[20:13] Fuutarou**
* But even though school camp was a disaster,*
* I didn't hate it, strangely enough.*
**[20:20] Priest**
And now the bride.
**[20:40] Fuutarou**
*The legend of the campfire.*
**[20:43] Fuutarou**
* Those who hold hands at the campfire at*
* that moment will be together for life.*
**[20:56] Fuutarou**
* It must have been because they were there*
* that even those bittersweet memories*
**[20:59] ---**
*seem so happy.*
**[21:20] Ichika**
You were holding back that whole time, huh?
**[21:23] Ichika**
I really hadn't been paying attention.
**[21:25] Nino**
Quit talking so out of
character and be yourself.
**[21:30] Miku**
The five of us are with you.
**[21:32] Yotsuba**
Let my power heal you.
**[21:36] Itsuki**
What did you feel during the school camp?
**[21:43] Yotsuba**
He's awake.
**[21:44] Nino**
Do you feel better now?
**[21:46] Yotsuba**
That charm actually works!
**[21:47] Miku**
He's back to life.
**[21:48] Nino**
You scared me. Jeez.
**[21:50] Itsuki**
I was terrified.
**[21:51] Fuutarou**
Shut up.
**[21:58] Fuutarou**
Shut up!
**[22:00] Fuutarou**
I can't get any sleep!
**[22:03] Itsuki**
Uesugi-san's angry.
**[22:05] Ichika**
He's fine now.
**[22:07] Fuutarou**
Get out of here!
**[22:20] Fuutarou**
*I think I can say it now...*
**[22:28] Fuutarou**
*What I couldn't say back then.*
**[22:35] Fuutarou**
Thanks for being by my side.
**[22:49] (Flashback) Miku**
Futaro.
**[22:49] (Flashback) Yotsuba**
Uesugi-san.
**[22:52] (Flashback) Fuutarou**
You all.
**[22:53] (Flashback) Miku**
Good morning.
**[22:56] (Flashback) Fuutarou**
Hey.
**[22:59] (Flashback) Miku**
Are you feeling better now?
**[23:01] (Flashback) Fuutarou**
Yeah.
**[23:01] (Flashback) Fuutarou**
I need to make up for the time
I spent hospitalized.
**[23:05] (Flashback) Nino**
You can keep that for a little longer.
**[23:08] (Flashback) Fuutarou**
Did you say something?
**[23:10] (Flashback) Nino**
Nothing.
**[23:11] (Flashback) Nino**
Stop eating already, Itsuki.
**[23:13] (Flashback) Itsuki**
I get hungry in the mornings.
**[23:17] (Flashback) Ichika**
I know.
**[23:18] (Flashback) Ichika**
To celebrate Futaro coming back to health,
**[23:20] (Flashback) ---**
we should all go to
the crêpe shop after school...
**[23:22] (Flashback) Fuutarou**
We're studying, *right*?
**[23:25] (Flashback) Miku**
Futaro, I hope you help us lots
with studying.
**[23:31] (Flashback) Yotsuba**
Studying together, huh?
**[23:33] (Flashback) Yotsuba**
Let's do this.
**[23:34] (Flashback) Nino**
Hey, I never agreed.
**[23:36] (Flashback) Miku**
Everyone besides you, then, Nino.
**[23:40] (Flashback) Nino**
I never said I wouldn't join.
**[23:42] (Flashback) Itsuki**
Uesugi-kun, we'll be in your care.
**[23:48] (Flashback) Fuutarou**
Right.
**[23:49] (Flashback) Fuutarou**
The finals are coming up,
so I'm going to work you all *hard*.
**[23:53] (Flashback) Itsuki**
U-Um...
**[23:56] (Flashback) Fuutarou**
You'd better be prepared, all of you!
**[23:58] (Flashback) Nino**
Run!
***SIGN*** Episode 12: Legend of Fate Day 2000