E3 - A Super First-Rate Elite vs an F-Rank Ossan

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[00:11] Adolf
    Guess you can't expect much more
     from an E-rank exam.
[00:15] Adolf
    Hey there! My name is Adolf.
[00:17] Adolf
    Pleased to make your acquaintance.
[00:19] Adolf
    Have you heard of the Four
    Foundational Faculties?
[00:22] Adolf
    The four Foundational Faculties are
    physical strength, body control,
SIGN    Physical Strength
SIGN    Body Control
SIGN    Magic Reserves
[00:26] Adolf
    magic reserves, and magic control.
SIGN    Magic Control
[00:28] Adolf
    Together, they greatly influence
    an adventurer's strength.
[00:31] Adolf
    And I...
[00:33] Adolf
    I have the ability to visualize the scores of other people's Four Foundational Faculties.
[00:37] Adolf
    I was born with this stupendous ability!
[00:40] Adolf
    That's right! Just like this...
[00:48] Adolf
    You see?
[00:49] Adolf
    Now, what about the examiner?
[00:54] Adolf
    Wow! Incredible!
[00:57] Adolf
    This is definitely someone who's A-rank!
[00:59] Adolf
    He's no simple examiner.
[01:01] Adolf
    My eyes! The strain on my eyes!
[01:04] Adolf
    It's dangerous to look at anyone too strong.
[01:07] Adolf; internal
    What's with that dreary-looking dude?
[01:11] Adolf
    Don't tell me he's taking
    the test at his age.
[01:14] Adolf
    That actually makes me curious
    about this ability scores.
[01:22] Adolf
    My eyes!
[01:24] Adolf
    My eyes!
SIGN    The Ossan Newbie Adventurer,
    Trained to Death by the Most Powerful Party, 
    Became Invincible
SIGN    Episode
    3
SIGN    A Super First-Rate Elite
    vs. an F-Rank Ossan
[02:56] Alisa
    Um, excuse me.
[02:59] Alisa
    I saw you with Rick-senpai yesterday.
[03:04] Alisa
    I worked with him when he
    was a Guild receptionist.
[03:07] Alisa
    My name is Alisa Granger.
[03:11] Reanette
    I am Reanette Elfelt.
[03:13] Reanette
    I am a member of the same
    party as Rick-sama.
[03:17] Alisa
    You are? I thought you might be!
[03:18] Alicerette
    Rea-chan! Over here!
[03:23] Reanette
    Would you care to join us?
[03:26] Alisa
    Yes, I'd love to!
[03:32] Alisa; internal
    Why is an orc here?
[03:34] Mizett
    Reanette-chan! The space next to me is open.
[03:37] Mizett
    Feel free to have a seat.
[03:38] Reanette
    If I do, I will be sexually harassed,
    so I decline your offer.
[03:41] Mizett
    You're no fun.
[03:43] Mizett
    So, who's she?
[03:44] Reanette
    Rick-sama's former co-worker, Alisa-sama.
[03:47] Alisa
    I'm Alisa! Pleased to meet you.
[03:52] Mizette
    Alisa-chan! The space next to me is open!
[03:54] Mizette
    Feel free to have a seat!
[03:56] Reanette
    If you do, you will be sexually
    harassed. Please come this way.
[04:03] Broughston
    How does our promising old rookie fare?
[04:07] Reanette
    Rick-sama will pass the exam
    without incident.
[04:11] Alisa
    Oh, but his examiner is Raster-san.
[04:14] Broughston
    Is there some sort of problem?
[04:16] Alisa
    Raster-san is A-rank, and he always
    overpowers the examinees more than necessary.
[04:22] Broughston
    If that's the case, it
    should not pose a problem.
[04:24] Reanette
    Indeed.
[04:26] Mizett
    Looks like it's about to start.
[04:30] Angelica
    Raster-oniisama, beat the stuffing
    out of that 40-ish year old oaf!
[04:34] Freed
    P-Please avenge me.
[04:37] Angelica
    F-Freed-chan?
[04:39] Raster
    I never imagined you'd escape
    our guards. That's a surprise.
[04:43] Raster
    But they are, after all,
     no more than trifling peasants.
[04:48] Raster
    It would be best if you did not assume that
    I, a noble and a genius, am like them.
[04:55] Rick
    Yes.
[04:57] Rick; internal
    I can tell that at a glance, and yet...
[05:01] Rick
    Let me ask you one thing.
[05:03] Rick
    Why did you become an adventurer?
[05:05] Raster
    What? Why, you ask?
[05:07] Raster
    Because I have a talent for it.
[05:10] Raster
    Even as a noble, being a former adventurer
    will only increase my status, you see?
[05:14] Raster
    So, I'm planning to quit
    at the appropriate time.
[05:18] Raster
    I've grown bored with it anyway.
[05:22] Rick
    I see.
[05:24] Rick
    In that case...
[05:25] Rick
    I don't want to lose to a guy like you!
[05:28] Raster
    You should speak to those your
    senior with more deference.
[05:32] Raster
    Though, who knows how long
     you'll be able to speak at all?
[05:36] Raster
    Now, let's begin. Level-One Nature
    Composed Magic, Ice Shot.
[05:43] Raster
    Come now. What's wrong?
     Have you been seized with fear?
[05:48] Rick; internal
    Don't let your anger control you.
[05:51] Rick; internal
    Stay calm and rational.
[05:53] Rick; internal
    First...
[05:55] (Flashback) Reanette
    Rick-sama, I have one piece of advice.
[05:58] (Flashback) Reanette
    After the match begins, use the
    first minute to calm your feelings.
[06:01] (Flashback) Reanette
    Please focus on observing your opponent.
[06:05] Rick; internal
    To be honest, I'm worried,
    but I'll trust Reanette!
[06:09] Raster
    If you won't attack, then I'll do as I like.
[06:12] Angelica
    Oniisama!
[06:14] Freed
    Get that 40-something commoner!
[06:16] Raster
    Level-Three Nature Composed Magic,
     Flame Illuminate!
[06:20] Rick; internal
    A Level-Three with no full incantation?
[06:23] Rick; internal
    But right now, observing is—
[06:27] Alisa
    Senpai!
[06:34] Alisa
    Senpai.
[06:36] Broughston
    For Rick, something that trifling
    doesn't qualify as taking a hit.
[06:39] Alisa
    Trifling?
[06:41] Broughston
    Do you know the Four Foundational Faculties
    that determine an adventurer's strength?
[06:45] Alisa
    Yes.
SIGN    Physical Strength
[06:47] Alisa
    Physical strength, body control,
     magic reserves, and magic control, right?
SIGN    Body Control
SIGN    Magic Reserves
SIGN    Magic Control
[06:52] Broughston
    That's right.
[06:53] Broughston
    And among them, one's magic reserves
    must be developed while one is young,
[06:57] Broughston
    or else there is no hope of further growth.
[07:00] Alisa
    Yes, it has to be done before
    a person reaches the age of 20.
[07:04] Alisa
    But Senpai became an adventurer
    when he was 30.
[07:08] Alisa
    That means...
[07:09] Broughston
    Exactly.
[07:11] Broughston
    And for that reason, Rick's magic
    reserves are extremely low.
[07:14] Broughston
    Which is why...
[07:16] (Flashback) Broughston
    Listen well, Rick,
[07:17] (Flashback) Broughston
    the one thing you will be able to
    count on in the end is your own body.
[07:21] (Flashback) Rick
    Yes, sir!
[07:22] (Flashback) Broughston
    Then, as a first step, let's
    go to the next village over.
[07:26] (Flashback) Rick
    Yes, sir! But...
[07:28] (Flashback) Rick
    why do I have these things on my legs?
[07:30] (Flashback) Broughston
    They should pose no difficulty.
[07:31] (Flashback) Broughston
    As we're just starting,
    they're only a hundred kilograms.
[07:34] (Flashback) Rick
    That's way too heavy!
[07:36] (Flashback) Broughston
    Make sure you keep up.
[07:38] (Flashback) Broughston
    There is a den of carnivorous
    monsters in this forest.
[07:41] (Flashback) Rick
    Huh?
[07:48] Broughston
    To make up for his lack in magic reserves,
[07:50] Broughston
    he trained exhaustively
    in the other three areas.
[07:52] Alisa
    What?
[07:53] Raster
    The next one will hurt a little
    more than the previous ones.
[07:56] Raster
    Level-Four Nature Composed
    Magic, Hurricane Cutter!
[08:03] Broughston
    For physical strength,
     I built him up from scratch.
[08:06] Alisa
    What?
[08:07] Broughston
    Magic control was taught by Mizett.
[08:10] Broughston
    He hates anything bothersome,
[08:11] Broughston
    so I'm impressed that he continued
    teaching for two years.
[08:14] Mizett
    Well, that's because the fella's gotta
    be able to put up a magical defense.
[08:19] Alicerette
    Me and Rikkun just played
    with magic together.
[08:24] Mizett
    If I'd slacked off, Rick-kun
    would end up a pile of ash.
[08:30] Broughston
    And he was trained in body
    control by Reanette.
[08:33] Alisa
    What? I thought you were a regular maid!
[08:36] Mizett
    Those clothes are just
    Reanette-chan's style.
[08:38] Broughston
    Rick latched on to all the
    training we gave him.
[08:43] Broughston
    He already stands within the
    realm of S-rank, the same as us.
[08:46] Raster
    You seem to be built as
    strong as you are simple.
[08:50] Raster
    Let's keep things moving.
[08:51] Raster
    Level-Four Nature Composed Magic, Shock Burn!
[08:55] Alisa
    S-rank...?
[08:58] Reanette
    Though he has no awareness of it himself.
[09:05] (Flashback) Broughston
    You still have a long way to go.
[09:06] (Flashback) Broughston
    Even an F-rank should destroy
    this with one blow.
[09:10] (Flashback) Rick
    Yes, sir.
[09:12] Mizett
    That's the bossman's fault.
[09:15] Raster
    That's right! You and that
    geriatric examiner, both!
[09:19] Raster
    All of you sub-third-rate laggards
    who refuse to see reality
[09:23] Raster
    deserve to be tormented by elites like me!
[09:29] Freed
    He did it!
[09:34] Raster
    I may have gotten a little worked up.
[09:47] Raster
    That unnecessary resilience of
    yours is starting to annoy me.
[09:52] Angelica
    Really, who is this 40-something?
[09:55] Raster
    Very well!
[09:56] Raster
    I shall finish you off with my own hands.
[09:59] Raster
    Forceful Fist, Quadrillions!
SIGN    Quadrillions
[10:01] Raster
    Flickering Feet, Thousandths!
SIGN    Thousandths
[10:03] Raster
    This is the end!
[10:11] Raster
    What was that?
[10:14] Rick
    I understand.
[10:15] Raster
    Huh?
[10:17] Rick; internal
    I understand what Reanette meant.
[10:19] Rick; internal
    He's been so preoccupied with
    the talents he was born with,
[10:22] Rick; internal
    he neglected to refine and further them.
[10:26] Rick; internal
    True, he has vast reserves
    of magical energy,
[10:29] Rick; internal
    but the rest is far too sloppy!
[10:32] Rick
    Against an opponent like this...
[10:34] Rick
    there's no way I'll lose!
SIGN    Legends of Yamato
SIGN    m 0 0 l 135 0 135 50 0 50
SIGN    Stories of an adventurer named Yamato who lived 200 
     years ago which are now passed on as bedtime stories.
    After defeating the Demon King, Yamato went on to
    challenge the ultimate monster, Kaiser Alsapiet,
    but the tale ends before their battle is concluded.
SIGN    The Ossan Newbie Adventurer,
    Trained to Death by the Most Powerful Party, 
    Became Invincible
SIGN    Nature Composed Magic
SIGN    m 0 0 l 160 0 135 50 0 50
SIGN    Magic which exerts an influence on natural phenomena
    such as flame, water, wind, and lightning. It is used for
    both attack and defense and is often wide-ranging and
    highly powerful. It is classified into levels from one
    through eight depending on difficulty.
SIGN    The Ossan Newbie Adventurer,
    Trained to Death by the Most Powerful Party, 
    Became Invincible
[10:45] Raster
    It seems the timing of your counter
    just happened to line up.
[10:49] Raster
    But don't try to push your luck.
[10:51] Raster
    O blazes of hell, bonfires of this
    world, sacred flames of the heavens.
[10:55] Raster
    By your heat, return all things
    in nature to ash and ruin!
[10:59] Freed
    That's Oniisama's full incantation magic!
[11:02] Raster
    Level-Three Nature Composed
    Magic, Flame Eliminate!
[11:13] Rick
    Magic that's been thrown together so sloppily
    doesn't really warrant more magic to block it.
[11:19] Mizett
    He worked his magic with a high
    degree of accuracy to block that.
[11:23] Mizett
    He didn't even use a hundred thousandth
    of the energy his opponent did.
[11:27] Mizett
    Even someone with low magic
    reserves like Rick-kun
[11:29] Mizett
    can do that if they've got
    precise magic control.
[11:32] Raster
    I'm amazed you can be that cocky just
    because of a series of coincidences.
[11:36] Raster
    There won't be another.
[11:38] Raster
    Flickering Feet, Thousandths!
[11:39] Rick
    Too slow.
[11:40] Raster
    Iron Body!
[11:46] Angelica
    Oniisama used strengthening magic,
    but the 40-something didn't?
[11:50] Angelica
    I knew it. He just isn't normal.
[11:53] Raster
    I see. It seems you possess
    abilities above those of E-rank.
[11:58] Raster
    I'll admit that.
[12:00] Raster
    And I've grown tired from testing
    more examinees than I'd planned on.
[12:05] Raster
    In addition to which, chance has
    repeatedly taken your side.
[12:09] Raster
    Your luck certainly is good for
    a lowly, sub-third-rate oaf.
[12:14] Rick
    Just how reluctant are you to acknowledge me?
[12:17] Rick
    What I used wasn't even magic.
     It was just body control!
[12:21] Rick
    But my level of precision is far
    superior to your strengthening magic!
[12:26] Raster
    Then let me ask you something.
    All you have is a modicum of magic.
[12:31] Raster
    So how did you, at your age,
     get so strong in just two years?
[12:37] Rick
    You're asking me how?
[12:39] Rick; background
    Let me out! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!
[12:41] Rick
    I wasn't allowed out of the dragon's
    lair until I'd defeated it.
[12:44] Rick; background
    It's hot! I'm gonna die!
    It's hot! I'm gonna die!
[12:45] Rick
    I ran through a succession of explosions.
[12:48] Rick; background
    I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.
[12:48] Rick
    I swam through monster capture
    fluid until I choked on it.
[12:53] Alisa
    Wait, wouldn't he have died
    a few times doing that?
[12:57] Broughston
    Yes, he died.
[12:58] Alisa
    He died?!
[13:00] Broughston
    If it's applied immediately after death,
    my Heal can bring a person back to life.
[13:06] Broughston
    It's by overcoming our physical limitations,
[13:08] Broughston
    repeatedly breaking down and rebuilding
    our bodies, that we become stronger.
[13:12] Mizett
    Rick-kun really did hang in there.
[13:17] (Flashback) Mizett
    Right, then! Let's go, Rick-kun.
[13:19] (Flashback) Rick
    Huh? This is way too hi—
[13:22] (Flashback) Mizett
    Feel the wind with your whole body!
[13:25] (Flashback) Mizett
    You'll develop a sense of
    being able to see the wind!
[13:30] (Flashback) Mizett
    Bossman! Can we get a Heal over here?
[13:36] (Flashback) Alicerette
    There!
[13:37] (Flashback) Rick
    Level-One Nature Composed Magic, Air—
[13:57] (Flashback) Reanette
    The trick is to make use of the
    weight of the falling objects.
[14:01] (Flashback) Rick
    I-I see!
[14:08] (Flashback) Rick
    I don't think that's the only trick to this.
[14:13] Raster
    Those are terrible lies.
[14:15] Raster
    Even if such severe training were to exist,
[14:18] Raster
    what could possibly have
    been your motivation?
[14:21] Rick
    I'm just like Laurotte-san,
    the man you injured.
[14:25] Rick
    My dream was my motivation.
[14:27] Raster
    Yes, yes. Dreams, right?
[14:29] Raster
    So, what's your dream?
[14:31] Rick
    To defeat the world's strongest monster,
     Kaiser Alsapiet!
[14:39] Freed
    Oneesama, he's just an idiot!
[14:45] Raster
    Come now. Are you saying
    that in all seriousness?
[14:48] Alisa
    Kaiser Alsapiet.
[14:51] Alisa
    Isn't that the ultimate monster that appears 
    in the Legends of the Hero Yamato?
[14:56] Reanette
    Yes, it is.
[14:58] Broughston
    That is also our, Orichalcum
    Fist's, ultimate goal.
[15:03] Raster
    The Legends of the Hero Yamato 
    are just bedtime stories!
[15:07] Raster
    Defeating Alsapiet is the
    dream of a small child.
[15:11] Rick
    If you think they're just
    stories, that's fine.
[15:13] Rick
    It has nothing to do with you, anyway.
[15:16] Raster
    That's true. And I can't be bothered
     with your nonsense anymore.
[15:20] Raster
    I think it's time to put an end to this.
[15:22] Raster
    Level-Seven Nature Composed Magic, Forest Rope!
[15:28] Rick
    Level Seven without a full incantation?
    You're pretty handy at this.
[15:32] Raster
    Don't be surprised just yet.
[15:34] Raster
    I'll show you what true talent is and make it
     so you never utter another arrogant word.
[15:41] Raster
    Trembling woods, wailing groves,
[15:44] Raster
    tree of calamity, bud of tragedy,
     all things in nature,
[15:48] Raster
    confronted by the laws of impermanence,
    all shall bow their heads!
[15:54] Rick
    This incantation...
[15:55] Raster
    Now watch! This is the greatest
    magic a human can wield,
[16:00] Raster
    Level-Eight Nature Composed Magic!
[16:02] Raster
    The greatest magic that I, the Man
    of a Thousand Abilities, possess!
[16:25] Freed
    There it is! Oniisama's killer move!
[16:28] Angelica
    Get him, I say!
[16:30] Alisa
    This is the first time I've seen
    Level-Eight Nature Composed Magic.
[16:36] Raster
    Now, grovel before me!
[16:39] Raster
    I shall use this to finish you!
[16:46] Raster
    Is that an Air Shot?
[16:48] Raster
    What are you planning to
    do with such basic magic?
[16:51] Rick
    Punch straight through!
[16:54] Raster
    Are you so full of yourself that
    you've grown desperate now?
[16:57] Rick
    How many times have you used
    that magic, including practice?
[17:01] Raster
    No idea. After all, I mastered it
    after only a handful of times.
[17:06] Rick
    I've used this magic a
    hundred million times.
[17:10] Freed
    A hundred million times? That's clearly
    a bluff, you stupid 40-ish peasant.
[17:15] Alisa
    A hundred million times in two years?
[17:18] Alisa
    Isn't that physically impossible?
[17:21] Broughston
    It's possible with the use
    of special space-time magic.
[17:24] Broughston
    Rick has actually done what he said.
[17:27] Raster
    Enough! I'm tired of listening
    to your inane lies!
[17:31] Raster
    Now, I'll do exactly as I did
    to that geriatric examiner
[17:34] Raster
    and smash that ridiculous
    dream of yours to pieces!
[17:45] Raster
    Level-Eight Nature Composed Magic,
    Yggdrasil God Impact!
[17:51] Rick
    Level-One Nature Composed Magic, Air Shot!
[17:58] Raster
    Now I will crush you,
    you sub-third-rate oaf!
[18:18] Raster
    No, it can't be! This just can't
    happen to a noble like me!
[18:31] Anglica
    O-Oniisama?
[18:35] Rick
    What's wrong, Mister Super First-Rate Elite?
[18:39] Rick
    My dream is still completely unharmed.
[18:42] crowd
    Who'd have thought he'd beat Raster?
[18:45] crowd
    He looks like any ordinary old guy.
[18:47] Alisa
    Senpai, you're incredible!
[18:59] Reanette
    Well done. It was a good fight.
[19:02] Broughston
    It was a magnificent strike.
[19:04] Mizett
    Yeah, I was—
[19:05] Alicerette
    Rikkun, congratulations!
[19:06] Mizett
    Hey! And no one can see me with you there!
[19:09] Rick
    Thank you.
[19:10] Alisa
    Senpai! You were so amazing out there!
[19:13] Rick
    Was I?
[19:17] Rick
    I've gotten quite a lot stronger, haven't I?
[19:20] Rick
    Actually, why did I have the wrong
    idea about that all this time?
[19:24] Rick
    Truly, thank you all so very much.
[19:27] Reanette
    Please, lift your head, Rick-sama.
[19:30] Mizett
    That's right. Getting all formal like
    that just makes things awkward.
[19:34] Alicerette
    Instead of all that, let's go eat something!
[19:37] Broughston
    You did well, Rick.
[19:42] Raster
    I'm fine!
[19:43] Angelica
    Well, you don't look fine at all!
[19:46] Freed
    Hurry up and get yourself treated!
[19:48] Raster
    I'm telling you, I'm fine.
[19:50] Rick
    Hey, North—no, Raster!
[19:55] Rick
    You're wondering how you,
    a genius and an elite,
[19:57] Rick
    could have lost to a
    late-starter like me, right?
[20:01] Raster
    What now? Did you come just
    to make snide remarks?
[20:04] Freed
    Hey, you 40-something! My brother is—
[20:07] Freed
    Oneesama?
[20:09] Rick
    I limited the number of techniques I use,
    and I trained myself exhaustively in them.
[20:13] Rick
    First, you should refine a single technique
    until you feel like you'll vomit blood.
[20:19] Rick
    This is just some advice
    from a senpai in life.
[20:22] Rick
    I have high hopes for you,
    my adventuring senpai!
[20:32] Raster
    At your next promotion test,
     I will be your examiner again.
[20:38] Raster
    And when that happens,
     I will be the one who wins.
[20:41] Raster
    You'd better be ready, third-rater.
[20:44] Freed
    Oniisama!
[20:54] Angelica
    Come, Raster-oniisama.
[21:03] announcement
    Thank you for waiting.
[21:05] announcement
    We will now announce those who
    have passed the E-rank test.
[21:09] announcement
    Number 4001. Number 4003.
    Number 4004. Number 4008.
[21:17] announcement
    Number 4010. Number 4014. Number 4021.
[21:24] announcement
    Number 4027. Number 4028. Number 4041.
[21:26] Number 4027
    I did it!
[21:28] Number 4028
    I made it!
[21:31] Alisa
    Um, should we really have come
    here before the announcement?
[21:35] Broughston
    It's fine.
[21:36] Mizett
    We're actually being considerate here.
[21:39] Mizett
    Hey, miss! What time do you get off work?
[21:43] announcement
    These are the examinees with numbers
    4050 and higher who have passed.
[21:47] announcement
    Number 4055. Number 4057.
    Number 4060. Number 4065.
[21:52] Reanette
    Rick-sama, you seem calm.
[21:55] Reanette
    You were so nervous when you
    passed the preliminary exam.
[21:58] Rick
    Yes, well...
[22:01] Rick
    I was just remembering a few things.