E1 - Starting 12 Years Late Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:16] Rick     I-I'm gonna die. [00:23] Broughston     Yes, he's shaped up very well      over these last two years. [00:27] Alicerette     This "E-rank test" thing shouldn't     be a problem now, right? [00:32] Mizett     I'm actually more worried that     he might destroy the arena. [00:44] Rick     I'm still far from measuring      up to all of you. SIGN    The Ossan Newbie Adventurer,     Trained to Death by the Most Powerful Party,     Became Invincible SIGN    Episode     1 SIGN    Starting 12 Years Late [02:21] narrator     Chase your dreams while you're young. [02:24] narrator     That's what everyone thinks. [02:27] narrator     Especially adventurers, whose bodies     are their tools of the trade. [02:31] narrator     And yet, there must be adults out there     who just can't give up on their dreams. [02:39] receptionist A     Entrants for the E-rank promotion test,     please register here. [02:43] receptionist B     Please present your Guild ID. [02:45] adventurer     Here. [02:48] Alisa     This is your admission ticket for the test. [02:50] Alisa     Best of luck. [02:51] No. 4241     Thank you! [02:54] Rick     If you would, please. [02:55] Alisa     Of course! This is... Oh. [02:59] Alisa     Senpai? You're Rick-senpai, aren't you? [03:03] Alisa     It's me, Alisa! [03:05] Rick     Oh. It's been two years, hasn't it? [03:08] Rick     So, you've been transferred to Central? [03:10] Alisa     That's right. I was so surprised back then. [03:14] Alisa     You quit so suddenly. [03:16] (Flashback) Rick     I'm quitting. [03:17] (Flashback) manager; Alisa     What? [03:19] Alisa     And I was even more surprised when      I heard that you'd become an adventurer! [03:24] Rick     Yeah. Starting off as an adventurer     when you're thirty is pretty unthinkable. [03:30] Rick     Normally, people start as F-rank     apprentices in their teens. [03:34] Rick     Then they become novice E-rank     adventurers within two years of that. [03:38] Alisa     Well, yeah... [03:40] Alisa     I was wondering, Senpai. [03:42] Alisa     What have you been doing     these last two years? [03:45] Rick     You could say that I was      holed up in the mountains. [03:48] Rick     I was training with     some senior adventurers. [03:50] Domuld     Hey, missy! You free right now? [03:54] Alisa     Um, no, I'm working right now. [03:57] Domuld     Who cares about work? [04:00] Domuld     I'll make sure you have a good time. [04:03] Alisa     Sir, this isn't really appropriate. [04:04] Domuld     Quit making excuses! [04:05] Alisa     Ow! [04:06] Domuld     Women should just shut up and listen! [04:10] Rick     Now, now. [04:11] Domuld     Huh? And who are you? [04:13] Rick     Now, calm down for a moment. [04:16] Alisa     I'm sorry, Senpai. [04:18] Rick     It's all right. I'm used to this     from when I worked as a Guild clerk. [04:23] adventurer; male     What's that? [04:25] adventurer; female     What's all the commotion? [04:26] Alisa     Senpai? [04:28] Rick     He's probably had too much to drink. [04:30] Rick     Life lesson! Drink responsibly! [04:34] Rick     Yes, yes. [04:37] Alisa     Oh, right! Your exam ticket. [04:40] Alisa     Here you are. Good luck on the E-rank test. [04:43] Rick     Thank you. [04:44] Rick     So, I'm number 4242, huh? [04:49] Rick     An unlucky number that sounds like death!     Now I'm worried. [04:55] Reanette     Did you finish registering? [04:57] Rick     Yes. Sorry to keep you waiting, Reanette. [05:00] Reanette     Rick-sama. [05:02] Rick     Um... The kids in there     are all shining so brightly. [05:07] Rick     They're full of hopes and dreams,     believe they can be whatever they want. [05:11] Reanette     Is that why you were looking at my chest? [05:15] Rick     You're imagining things. [05:17] examinee; male     Whoa! What is this? [05:19] examinee; female     This is steel armor, isn't it? [05:22] guard A     Hey, that guy! [05:24] guard A     It's Domuld! [05:25] guard A     A former A-rank adventurer     who's wanted for assault! [05:28] guard B     You mean Domuld, the Fiendish Knight? [05:31] Alisa     It can't be. [05:35] Alisa     Senpai did that? [05:38] medical inspector A     Let's see. One hundred and     seventy-four centimeters. [05:42] medical inspector B     Number 4242, 174 centimeters. [05:46] medical inspector B     Huh? Thirty-two years old? [05:52] medical inspector C     Now, if you could each in turn place     your hands on this crystal, please. [05:56] medical inspector C     The light will allow us to measure the     amount of magical energy you have. [06:01] medical inspector C     D plus. [06:03] medical inspector C     D minus. [06:06] medical inspector C     C plus. [06:17] medical inspector C     F minus. [06:18] No. 4245     That old guy's an F minus? [06:21] No. 4243     I've never seen anyone     score that low before. [06:24] No. 4244     I hope I don't end up like that. [06:26] medical inspector C     Then, if the next— [06:28] medical inspector C     What? [06:30] examiner A     Please direct all of your strength     into a single blow here. [06:33] examiner A     We will measure the force of that blow. [06:35] examiner A     It has the capacity to     absorb powerful attacks, [06:38] examiner A     so don't hold back. [06:40] Rick; internal     A slime bag, huh? [06:44] (Flashback) Broughston     No matter what weapon     or magic you might use, [06:46] (Flashback) Broughston     the foundation of everything     will be your own body. [06:49] (Flashback) Broughston     If you can destroy this golden     slime bag with your bare hands, [06:53] (Flashback) Broughston     then you'll know that you've     built a body you can trust. [06:57] (Flashback) Rick     Wait, a golden one? [06:59] (Flashback) Rick     I can't possibly destroy something that's as     strong as dragon's teeth with my bare hands. [07:04] (Flashback) Broughston     This is elementary for an adventurer. [07:06] (Flashback) Broughston     In case you're wondering, I... [07:09] (Flashback) Broughston     can destroy two hundred at once. [07:12] (Flashback) Broughston     Now, you'll start with fifty     thousand punches a day! [07:18] Rick; internal     That was hell. [07:21] examiner A     Now, Number 4236, step forward. [07:24] No. 4236     All right! [07:28] examiner; older man     Strengthening magic, is it? [07:31] examiner; older man     Not bad. [07:32] examiner A     Next, Number 4237. [07:37] Freed     The time to show my strength... [07:41] Freed     has finally come. [07:43] No. 4239     So that's the second son of a     duke everyone's talking about. [07:46] No. 4236     He's only 11 years old, but they say     he has magic equivalent to C-rank. [07:50] No. 4244     He's truly a child prodigy. [07:52] Freed     Well, here I go! [07:56] Freed     Flames of hell, your heat shall return     all things in existence to ash! [08:04] Freed     Level-Three Nature Composed     Magic, Flame Eliminate! [08:09] Rick     It's tiny! [08:14] examinees     Incredible! [08:15] Freed     Well, I suppose that will do. [08:18] examiner; older man     He really is a genius, isn't he? [08:21] Rick; internal     That's Level-Three Nature Composed blaze magic? [08:27] (Flashback) Alicerette     Okay, Rick-kun, [08:29] (Flashback) Alicerette     here I go! [08:31] (Flashback) Alicerette     There! [08:34] (Flashback) Rick     Hot! Hot! Hot! [08:40] (Flashback) Rick     I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! [08:43] Rick; internal     They're really different     for both being blaze magic. [08:47] Rick; internal     Did he compress it so he     could use it indoors? [08:49] Rick; internal     That's a child prodigy for you! [08:55] Rick; internal     I see. Even a green one has an     impressive ability to absorb attacks. [09:00] examiner A     Next, Number 4242. [09:02] Rick     Yes! [09:05] examiner; older man     Hold on! [09:07] examiner; older man     This says that you started as an adventurer     when you were 30. Is that true? [09:12] Rick     Yes. [09:14] examiner; older man     If you don't train your magic when you're     young, you can't expect any growth later. [09:19] examiner; older man     And the results of your magic     capacity measurement are atrocious. [09:24] examiner; older man     I'm saying this for your own good.     You should give up now. [09:31] Rick; internal     He's right. [09:34] Rick; internal     But... [09:41] (Flashback) Broughston     You still have thirty     thousand punches remaining. [09:43] (Flashback) Broughston     Do you want to quit? [09:46] (Flashback) Rick     No, I'll do it. [09:49] (Flashback) Rick     I can't stop here! [09:53] Rick; internal     It's true that I'm getting     a very late start. [09:57] Rick; internal     But what's wrong with that? [10:00] Rick; internal     Whatever age a person starts     as an adventurer... [10:02] Rick; internal     Whatever age a person starts     doing something new... [10:05] Rick; internal     it doesn't matter, does it? [10:14] Rick     Huh? Was it defective? [10:17] Freed; internal     Wh-Who is this guy? [10:19] Freed; internal     He stole my thunder! [10:25] Freed; internal     No matter. My real specialty     is defense magic. [10:29] Freed; internal     When they measure our defensive ability,     I'll show him a thing or two. [10:38] Freed     E-Even I couldn't defend against that     Level-Four Nature Composed magic, and he... [10:47] magic examiner     That was amazing, Number 4242. [10:50] Rick     Thank you! I made sure to use defensive magic! [10:54] magic examiner     That was Air Cushion, wasn't it?     That's a Level-One Nature Composed magic. [10:57] Rick     Yes, sir. [10:59] magic examiner     Th-Then, I'll go up a level and use     Level-Five Nature Composed magic next. [11:04] magic examiner     I recommend using a higher order     of defense magic this time. [11:07] Rick     Actually, I'm ashamed to admit this, [11:10] Rick     but I can only use one each of the Level-One     Nature Composed magics in attack and defense. [11:15] magic examiner     What? Even though you can control     your magic with such precision? [11:20] Rick     Yes. [11:21] Rick     But please don't worry!      I think I'll be all right. [11:25] magic examiner     I see you underestimate me. [11:28] magic examiner     Then, I will not hold back. [11:30] magic examiner     O saints who gaze up at the ramparts. [11:33] magic examiner     O soldiers who cling to the walls. [11:36] magic examiner     Rush up and blow through,      like a gale from the south-southwest. [11:40] magic examiner     Listen to the sound of waves     breaking down the walls! [11:43] magic examiner     Level-Five Nature Composed     Magic, Shock Cyclone! [11:51] Freed     Th-That can't be. SIGN    Knights of the Realm, Knight First Class     Sylvester Ellsernia [11:59] Sylvester     What was that? [12:03] Sylvester     That huge noise wasn't something I'd     associate with a test. What's going on? [12:07] examiner B     Oh, Sir Sylvester. [12:10] Sylvester     I see. [12:11] Sylvester     An F-rank adventurer destroyed a green     slime bag with a bare-fisted punch [12:16] Sylvester     and then blocked a Level-Five Nature      Composed magic with a Level-One. [12:22] examiner B     Yes. [12:23] Sylvester     Is this some kind of joke that's     popular in the Guild right now? [12:27] examiner B     It's this Number 4242. [12:31] Sylvester     Rick Gladiatol, 32 years old. [12:36] Sylvester     Thirty-two? [12:37] Sylvester     Fourteen years as a receptionist at the     Guild's Tiger Road Cinquat branch. [12:42] instructor     Begin! [12:45] Sylvester     Receptionist... [12:48] Sylvester     Is that a title awarded to someone     who has defeated a dragon? [12:52] examiner B     I don't think so. [12:54] Sylvester     No, I thought not. SIGN    Slime Bag SIGN    m 0 0 l 105 0 105 40 0 40 SIGN    Made from slime-type monsters and     encased in leather, it excels at absorbing     attacks, so it is used in magic      and martial arts training. SIGN    High SIGN    Strength SIGN    Low SIGN    Gold SIGN    Silver SIGN    Red SIGN    Yellow SIGN    Blue SIGN    Green SIGN    The Ossan Newbie Adventurer,     Trained to Death by the Most Powerful Party,     Became Invincible SIGN    Adventurer Ranks SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 20 0 20 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 20 0 20 SIGN    m 0 0 l 97 0 95 20 0 20 SIGN    m 0 0 l 60 0 60 20 0 20 SIGN    m 0 0 l 90 0 90 20 0 20 SIGN    m 0 0 l 125 0 125 20 0 20 SIGN    As apprentices, fighting even     low-level monsters is dangerous SIGN    They're recognized as     professionals, but still struggle     to fight low-level monsters SIGN    An unusual rank. Most adventurers      advance to straight to C-rank     without stopping here. SIGN    They can defeat low-level      monsters regularly, but     high-level monsters are difficult. SIGN    They can easily     defeat high-level      monsters solo SIGN    They can defeat swarms of     high-level monsters solo     without any difficulty SIGN    The Ossan Newbie Adventurer,     Trained to Death by the Most Powerful Party,     Became Invincible [13:06] Rick     So that's the end of the preliminary test. [13:09] Reanette     How was the written exam? [13:12] Rick     I'm sure I got a perfect score! [13:14] Rick     Don't underestimate a former office clerk. [13:16] Reanette     You are a veteran with     14 years of experience. [13:19] Rick     I wonder if I'll be able to     pass the preliminary test. [13:23] Reanette     Are you concerned about      the practical tests? [13:25] Rick     I think I did all right, [13:28] Rick     but I got an F minus for magical capacity. [13:30] Reanette     You will be fine. [13:32] Reanette     You have shown incredible growth     over these last two years, have you not? [13:39] Rick     The last two years, huh? [13:43] Freed     You there, commoner! [13:45] Rick     Oh, you're the prodigy from the test. [13:48] Rick     Nu... Nu... Nu? [13:51] Freed     It's Freed Diarmuit! [13:53] Freed     There's no "nu" or any "n" sounds at all! [13:56] Rick     What's wrong? Are you lost? [13:58] Rick     You poor thing. I'll help     you find your parents. [14:02] Freed     Don't make fun of me. [14:04] Freed     I was going to show off      my genius in this test... [14:09] Freed     and make a magnificent debut... [14:12] Rick     You're crying? [14:13] Freed     But you stood out more than I did! [14:16] Rick     I didn't mean to! [14:19] Angelica     You there! [14:21] Angelica     You made Freed-chan cry? [14:23] Angelica     You have some nerve! [14:27] Freed     Oneesama! [14:29] Rick     Um, are you this young man's older sister? [14:32] Angelica     Indeed. I am Angelica. [14:34] Angelica     I'm the eldest daughter     of the House of Diarmuit. [14:36] Freed     That 40-ish-year-old     old man was bullying me! [14:40] Rick     I'm still 30-ish! [14:43] Angelica     There, there. What a horrible     40-ish-year-old man. [14:46] Rick     I'm 30-ish! [14:47] Angelica     Silence. My adorable Freed     is insisting it's so. [14:51] Angelica     So, you must be in the wrong,     you 40-ish-year-old man. [14:53] Rick     I said, I'm 30-ish! [14:55] Angelica     All you have are excuses. How unseemly. [14:59] Angelica     I challenge you to a duel! [15:02] Rick     Seriously? Where did that come from? [15:06] Rick     And you've gotten your glove dirty. [15:08] Rick     A noble lady might not know this,     but washing clothes is a lot of work. [15:13] Reanette     Rick-sama, wouldn't picking it up     indicate that you have agreed to the duel? [15:18] Rick     Oh. [15:20] Angelica     You picked it up, didn't you? [15:22] Angelica     Prepare yourself! [15:23] Angelica     I, knight second class of the Knights     of the Realm, Angelica Diarmuit, [15:27] Angelica     will now mete out punishment to     this 40-ish-year-old peasant! [15:31] Rick     This has turned into a big mess. [15:33] Angelica     Each participant may propose     one condition for the duel. [15:37] Angelica     That is how duels in the     Kingdom of Filheim work. [15:39] Angelica     The condition I propose is that the loser     must act as the victor's servant until death. [15:46] Freed     Get him, Angelica-oneesama! [15:49] Angelica     Indeed, I shall punish him most thoroughly. [15:54] Rick     Reanette, she said she's a knight     second class of the Knights of the Realm. [15:59] Reanette     Yes. The Knights of the Realm act as protectors     of peace in the Kingdom of Filheim. [16:04] Reanette     A knight second class would be the     same level as a B-rank adventurer. [16:08] Rick     B-rank?! [16:10] Rick     At B-rank, you can defeat high-level     monsters by yourself, right?! [16:14] Reanette     Please go easy on her. [16:16] Rick     No, no, no! I'm an F-rank who only     just registered as an adventurer! [16:22] Reanette     Are you concerned? [16:22] Rick     Concerned doesn't cover it! I'm scared     that I won't leave here alive! [16:27] Reanette     In that case, please remember your     training from these last two years. [16:32] Rick     These last two years... [16:40] Rick     H-Help me. Someone, help... [16:45] Reanette     Well? [16:47] Rick     Are you trying to break my mind? [16:49] Reanette     But you aren't nervous anymore, are you? [16:52] Reanette     Please have more confidence in yourself. [16:54] Reanette     The party which prides itself on being the     strongest on the continent, Orichalcum Fist, [16:58] Reanette     considers you one of its members. [17:03] Rick     Thank you, Reanette. [17:05] Rick     I'll be right back. [17:07] Reanette     Good luck, Rick-sama. [17:10] Angelica     It seems you've readied yourself. [17:13] Rick; internal     I'm up against a knight second class. [17:16] Rick; internal     I don't know how much I'll     be able to do, but... [17:20] Angelica     However, you are only an F-rank. [17:23] Angelica     I will make certain allowances... [17:25] Angelica     and refrain from killing you. [17:30] Rick; internal     So, she's a swordsman-type that     strengthens her body and weapons. [17:33] Angelica     Will you be able to keep up with my speed? [17:38] Angelica     Flickering Feet! [17:45] Rick     Wha—? [17:46] Angelica     In lieu of a greeting, I made     myself just a little slower. [17:50] Angelica     Though it seems I was too     quick for an F-rank like you. [17:55] Angelica     Are you so shocked that you     can't even make a sound? [18:00] Freed     Did you see that,     you 40-ish-year-old commoner? [18:02] Freed     Oneesama's speed has made people     call her Angelica the Flash! [18:07] Rick     The Flash? [18:12] Angelica     This time, I won't deliberately miss! [18:17] Angelica     Flickering Feet! SIGN    Flickering SIGN    Feet [18:24] Rick; internal     She's so slow. [18:27] Rick; internal     She's much slower than me     just running normally. [18:31] Rick; internal     But he mentioned "the Flash"     or something, didn't he? [18:34] Rick; internal     At this speed? [18:35] Reanette     Rick-sama. [18:36] Rick     Oh. [18:37] Angelica; internal     He dodged? And it seems as if     he'd completely read my move. [18:41] Angelica; internal     No, that can't be possible. [18:44] Angelica; internal     Only a handful of knights first class     can properly react to my speed. [18:50] Angelica     Even if you happened, by chance, to dodge     once, there won't be a second time! [18:54] Angelica     Flickering Feet! [18:57] Rick; internal     She really is slow! [18:59] Rick; internal     This is a knight second class? [19:02] Rick; internal     Did she get into the     knights through nepotism? [19:05] Rick; internal     Or could it be that I     might be pretty strong? [19:09] Rick; internal     Yeah, right. [19:12] Angelica     A rock? [19:14] Rick; internal     Now, I'd better start— [19:19] Rick; internal     Will I be able to dodge this? [19:27] Freed     O-Oneesama? [19:30] Rick     I couldn't read her movement at all. [19:32] Rick     What an incredible skill! [19:34] Rick; internal     And I thought I might be strong?     How arrogant can I be? [19:39] Rick; internal     I'm just an F-rank newbie. [19:42] Rick; internal     This overwhelming difference in ability... [19:44] Rick; internal     this is a knight second class. [19:47] Angelica; internal     I just tripped big-time, [19:50] Angelica; internal     but I'll pretend it was on purpose. [19:52] Angelica     So, you can dodge that     attack too? Impressive. [19:56] Angelica     Then, I'll simply move faster. [20:00] Angelica     This next Flickering Feet takes     a heavy toll on my body. [20:03] Angelica     It's a high-speed movement technique     I can only use three times. [20:06] Angelica     My speed will be completely     incomparable to what it was before. [20:12] Angelica     Flickering Feet, Thousandths! SIGN    Flickering Feet SIGN    Thousandths [20:17] Rick; internal     She's three times faster than     before, but she's still slow. [20:21] Rick; internal     Still, if I move carelessly here,     she might unleash another killer sword move. [20:26] Angelica; internal     He dodged that, too? Who is this man? [20:33] Angelica; internal     I can only use Thousandths two     more times. What do I do? [20:38] Angelica; internal     No, if it didn't work the first time, then I     just need to strike at top speed in succession! [20:43] Angelica     Flickering Feet, Thousandths! [20:45] Rick; internal     We'll never settle things at this rate. [20:51] Angelica     I missed again. One chance left. [20:56] Angelica     Willpower! [20:59] Angelica     Flickering Feet, Thousandths! [21:01] Rick; internal     All right. I'll take her charge and attack! [21:05] Angelica     Not again! [21:08] Rick; internal     She's attacking low? [21:09] Rick; internal     Blast it! Will I make it in time? [21:29] Angelica; internal     If I hadn't tripped... [21:32] Angelica; internal     that punch would have landed on me. [21:34] Rick     I knew it. You managed to dodge. [21:37] Angelica     J-Just who are you, really? [21:40] Rick     Huh? [21:41] Rick     Two years ago, I changed from being a Guild     receptionist to being an adventurer. [21:46] Rick     I'm just an average F-rank adventurer. [21:48] Angelica     That's definitely a lie! [21:50] Rick     That's a knight second class for you. [21:52] Rick     I don't know don't know how effective     my strength may be against you... [21:57] Rick     but I'll think of this as     a learning experience... [21:59] Angelica     I-I-I... [22:00] Rick     and throw everything I have at you! [22:01] Angelica     I-I-I... [22:02] Rick     All right! Let's go! [22:03] Angelica     I surrender. [22:05] Rick     What? Surrender? Why?! [22:08] Freed     O-Oneesama? [22:10] Angelica     Th-This time, I'll let you have the win. [22:15] Rick     What? Are you sure? [22:17] Angelica     W-Well, um, [22:19] Angelica     seeing as you managed to dodge     my Flickering Feet, I'll be lenient this time. [22:24] Angelica     We're leaving, Freed. [22:25] Rick     R-Right! [22:28] Rick     What about that promise? [22:30] Angelica     Ack! [22:30] Rick     If I remember right... [22:32] (Flashback) Angelica     The loser must act as      the victor's servant until death. [22:36] Rick     That's what you said.     I didn't propose anything, [22:40] Rick     so can I just use the same one as yours? [22:46] Angelica     Overcome your limits one more time, my legs. [22:48] Angelica     Flickering Feet, Thousandths! [22:50] Freed     Oneesama?! [22:51] Rick     That's the fastest she's moved! [22:52] Freed     O-Oneesama, please wait for me! [22:55] Rick     What was all that? Can I     really consider this my win? [23:00] Reanette     Your opponent acknowledged it to be so. [23:03] Rick     It just doesn't feel right, though. [23:06] Reanette     Anyway, it's nearly time for      the results of the preliminary test. [23:10] Rick     Oh, that's right! [23:12] Rick     I wonder if I passed. [23:15] Reanette     And Broughston-sama and the others     will be arriving here soon. [23:19] Rick     What? [23:20] Rick     They're coming here? Why? [23:22] Reanette     Apparently, they're coming      to see how you're faring. [23:25] Rick     What?! [23:37] Rick     I'm only getting bad feelings about this!