E6 - Erase My Reality

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    Neigh... Neigh...
[00:10] ---
    The game this time is exceedingly simple.
[00:17] ---
    It will take place in these remote ruins
    of 13th Avenue's Dry Dry Desert.
[00:24] ---
    You are to venture to the
    deepest depths of these ruins...
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    ...and obtain Chromosome 05 from the guard.
[00:31] ---
    That is all.
[00:32] ---
    Huh? That's it?
[00:34] ---
    However, only two Let's Players
    may participate this time.
[00:39] ---
    What's more, it must be
    a female and male pair.
[00:44] ---
    Now then, it's heart-throbbing,
    couple-making time!
[01:02] ---
    "The Ones Within"
[02:29] ---
    "Winner"
[02:31] ---
    Ain't it a bit rude to be crying?!
[02:34] ---
    And why the hell are you only scared of me?!
[02:36] ---
    Hey now! Quit teasing Himiko!
[02:39] ---
    I ain't teasing her! I should be the one crying!
[02:42] ---
    Mr. Kudou, I'm a very good person.
[02:45] ---
    I would never go berserk
    with jealousy and harm you.
[02:49] ---
    "Curse"
    But tomorrow, you'll chow down on pepper death!
[02:52] ---
    "Curse"
    You villain!
[02:54] ---
    U-Um... In that case, I can--
[02:56] ---
    Not a chance. You've got
    a broken bone, don't you?
[03:01] ---
    You need to rest for a while.
[03:02] ---
    Oh, it's fine. I'm ambidextrous, so--
[03:05] ---
    You need to rest.
[03:06] ---
    But my perfect attendance--
[03:08] ---
    You need to rest.
[03:11] ---
    It'll be fine, Himiko.
[03:13] ---
    Anya can be snappy sometimes,
    but he's actually very kind.
[03:18] ---
    I saw him spend a whole hour helping
    a beetle find its way out of the tower.
[03:22] ---
    What?! Don't waste an hour
    watching me do that!
[03:26] ---
    Hurry it up. We already drew lots.
[03:28] ---
    Shuddap! If you were in my shoes,
    you'd be squealing and crying!
[03:33] ---
    I can assure you I don't squeal. Nor do I cry.
[03:36] ---
    Eh? Should I make you cry right now?
[03:39] ---
    I know you're excited,
    but let me continue the explanation.
[03:44] ---
    Though the stage difficulty is quite easy,
    there is one taboo to be aware of.
[03:49] ---
    Taboo?
[03:50] ---
    You must not lie under any circumstance.
[04:04] ---
    It's getting narrower and narrower, isn't it?
[04:07] ---
    Hey, hurry it up. Don't fall behind. Tsk.
[04:12] ---
    He clicked his tongue at me! What do I do?
    I don't wanna make him mad!
[04:25] ---
    That's scary!
[04:27] ---
    I know I said not to fall behind,
    but this is damn close!
[04:31] ---
    Say something for crying out loud!
[04:39] ---
    Hey, talk or something.
[04:42] ---
    "Mom Switch ON"
[04:43] ---
    "Mom Switch ON"
    Kudou, have you been sleeping well lately?
[04:46] ---
    "Mom Switch ON"
    Have you been taking your medicine?
[04:48] ---
    Huh? What the...?
[04:49] ---
    When we passed by the light,
    your eye bags looked darker than usual.
[04:56] ---
    I'm sleeping.
[04:58] ---
    Are you being honest with me? Kudou?
[05:02] ---
    Give it a rest! I sleep like a log!
[05:13] ---
    What was that just now?
[05:14] ---
    Shh! Stand back. Something's coming.
[05:36] ---
    Um, is it okay to be lounging like this?
[05:41] ---
    What else can we do? It's so dark
    in there that the Pakameras won't go in.
[05:46] ---
    Even I'm worried about Ms. Inaba's well-being.
[05:50] ---
    Stuck all alone with a boy in a dark dungeon...
[05:54] ---
    That Mr. Kudou better not get any ideas...
[05:57] ---
    Wait, are you seriously hanging out with us?
[06:00] ---
    Go somewhere else!
    And bring me another pudding!
[06:03] ---
    Aren't you hot, Mr. Paka?
    You're going to get dehydrated.
[06:08] ---
    No, it's okay. My entire body
    was burned in the past...
[06:12] ---
    ...so I can't exactly expose my skin.
[06:15] ---
    I had no idea...
[06:23] ---
    Onigasaki.
[06:27] ---
    Thanks.
[06:33] ---
    I'm sorry about the other day.
[06:36] ---
    What other day?
[06:38] ---
    Referring to the demon hideout.
[06:43] ---
    I lost my cool because of my sister.
[06:47] ---
    I just couldn't stay calm.
[06:50] ---
    I don't know what you're talking about.
[06:59] ---
    Did you make any progress
    finding your sister?
[07:02] ---
    No. Though I did ask Paka about it later,
[07:05] ---
    he insisted he didn't know anything.
[07:07] ---
    Of course he would.
[07:10] ---
    Oshigiri... What do you think about Iride?
[07:15] ---
    Not much... I imagine he's
    what a little brother might be like.
[07:19] ---
    That's not what I mean.
[07:21] ---
    Huh?
[07:22] ---
    I'm honestly suspicious of him.
[07:26] ---
    Hey! What the hell are these!?
[07:29] ---
    We weren't supposed to lie in this dungeon...
[07:32] ---
    If this is the punishment for
    breaking the taboo, that means...
[07:36] ---
    "Sheesh"
[07:36] ---
    "Sheesh"
    Sheesh! You lied to me
    about sleeping well!
[07:37] ---
    Sheesh! You lied to me
    about sleeping well!
[07:41] ---
    Is this any time to care about that?!
[07:46] ---
    What now?
[07:47] ---
    Go back or break through?
[07:50] ---
    Let's... break though.
[07:54] ---
    We'll wait for an opening
    and slip right past them.
[07:58] ---
    All right. You're tiny, so you
    can squeeze right through!
[08:01] ---
    Okay, here goes nothing!
[08:15] ---
    The path!
[08:17] ---
    Just run for it!
[08:21] ---
    Kudou!
[08:30] ---
    You little...! Don't touch that!
[08:37] ---
    Idio...
[08:42] ---
    Wh-Whoa!
[08:43] ---
    Hey!
[08:47] ---
    You're kidding me!
[08:50] ---
    Heavy!
[08:51] ---
    Heavy?!
[08:59] ---
    Would you quit following me?
[09:01] ---
    Cheapskate! Hurry up and leave then!
[09:03] ---
    --I hope your dad gets hypothermia!
[09:07] ---
    --He's yours, too, moron.
    --I hope your dad gets hypothermia!
[09:09] ---
    Ken, I'm the one who's gotta deal with him.
[09:13] ---
    All right, all right. I'll buy you
    ice cream on the way back.
[09:18] ---
    What you want, Shinya?
[09:19] ---
    Whatever.
[09:20] ---
    And you, Anya? Chocolate?
[09:23] ---
    Chocolate mint.
[09:25] ---
    Got it!
[09:43] ---
    Stare...
[09:46] ---
    You're too damn close!
    And quit making that face!
[09:50] ---
    S-Sorry! I thought you might
    be hurt or something...
[09:57] ---
    Did I... say anything?
[10:00] ---
    Huh? No, not anything really...
[10:03] ---
    You serious?
[10:05] ---
    I-I'm serious.
[10:06] ---
    Look in my eyes and say it.
[10:08] ---
    "Threatens men and women equally"
[10:10] ---
    You yelled out "chocolate mint" and that's it!
[10:12] ---
    S-So I did say something!
[10:14] ---
    Well, forget it!
[10:24] ---
    Karirin!
[10:27] ---
    Jeez, would you cut that out?
[10:29] ---
    Aww, you're no fun.
    And here we're finally alone...
[10:34] ---
    Do you really need to keep up the act?
[10:36] ---
    It's Akatsuki that you like, isn't it?
[10:39] ---
    You don't have to use me to hide it.
[10:41] ---
    What, are you jealous or something?
[10:44] ---
    I'm not jealous!
[10:46] ---
    I'm just saying that you don't
    have to act like a clown all the time.
[10:50] ---
    Clown? I like it... Clowns are my role models.
[10:54] ---
    Soon you'll all think the same, too.
[10:57] ---
    You've all been chosen already.
[11:00] ---
    So you see...
[11:02] ---
    Could I have some of your saliva?
[11:07] ---
    Excuse me.
[11:08] ---
    Learn some manners, Kai. Need something?
[11:11] ---
    Well, Kudou and Inaba
    aren't done yet, you see.
[11:16] ---
    Iride's waiting at the ruins all depressed.
[11:18] ---
    What?! While holding his knees
    like a little wet puppy?!
[11:22] ---
    Whimper...
[11:24] ---
    Go hurry along and comfort him.
[11:27] ---
    Oh, all right! Thanks a bunch, Kai!
[11:42] ---
    Did I interrupt?
[11:43] ---
    No, not at all. When it comes to him,
    Yuzu can act so weird sometimes.
[11:49] ---
    Iride?
[11:51] ---
    They said it's the first
    time they've met, but...
[11:56] ---
    I swear it's like they've
    known each other for a while.
[12:08] ---
    The ceiling closed up on us...
[12:11] ---
    Might be a good thing since
    those things can't chase us.
[12:14] ---
    But the problem is, I don't
    see a way out of this place.
[12:18] ---
    Huh?
[12:28] ---
    It's like we're supposed to put our hands in.
[12:31] ---
    No way, something will happen.
[12:33] ---
    I don't wanna put my hands in there anyway.
[12:36] ---
    Why'd it have to be an alpaca?
    Be a panda or something!
[12:40] ---
    Watch it. Quit with the kicking, fool.
[12:43] ---
    Huh?!
[12:44] ---
    Wh-What was that?!
[12:47] ---
    I'm right here.
[12:48] ---
    Oh, yeah? And where the hell is that?!
[12:51] ---
    Ouch!
[12:53] ---
    Ow, ow, ow! That really hurt!
[12:59] ---
    Welcome, fools.
[13:02] ---
    It is time for your judgment.
[13:09] ---
    It is time for your judgment.
[13:13] ---
    Lies beget punishment. Truth begets reward.
[13:16] ---
    Ye who are lost within me,
    your honesty shall be explored.
[13:21] ---
    In doing so--
[13:27] ---
    Th-That hurts, you know!
[13:29] ---
    Shuddap! You talk awful
    damn snobby for being a wall!
[13:34] ---
    Where's the exit, huh?
[13:36] ---
    And dish out the Chromosome
    while you're at it. You got it, yeah?
[13:39] ---
    This seems more like a shakedown...
[13:42] ---
    Oh, really?
[13:45] ---
    The ceiling!
[13:48] ---
    Hey! Stop it!
[13:49] ---
    Goodbye, bald eyebrows.
[13:51] ---
    I hope you enjoy becoming a pancake.
[13:54] ---
    --Who you calling bald eyebrows, dammit?!
[13:56] ---
    --We're sorry! We'll listen
    to what you have to say!
    --Who you calling bald eyebrows, dammit?!
[13:57] ---
    --We're sorry! We'll listen
    to what you have to say!
    --You're just a wall! Who do you think you are?!
[14:10] ---
    You must answer my questions three.
[14:13] ---
    Huh?!
[14:14] ---
    Do so and you'll be rewarded.
[14:16] ---
    Question One: Memories.
[14:18] ---
    "Memories"
    Question One: Memories.
[14:20] ---
    You must speak... your first love.
[14:20] ---
    "Your"
    You must speak... your first love.
[14:22] ---
    You must speak... your first love.
[14:27] ---
    It is time you lay bare the truth.
[14:31] ---
    Kudou, stop it!
[14:32] ---
    It's really pissing me off!
[14:34] ---
    His attitude and face remind me of that jerk!
[14:37] ---
    What now, you oaf?
[14:39] ---
    Don't you drop it on me!
[14:40] ---
    Besides, I have none!
[14:42] ---
    Stop making things up
    when we have to be honest!
[14:47] ---
    You spoke the truth.
[14:51] ---
    Huh?
[14:53] ---
    Hmm? What's so surprising?
[14:56] ---
    N-Nothing...
[14:57] ---
    He has none...
[14:59] ---
    It is your turn, minuscule one.
[15:01] ---
    Huh? U-Um...
[15:05] ---
    Go on and say it.
[15:07] ---
    Go on, go on...
[15:12] ---
    H-He lived across the street...
[15:15] ---
    H-His name was Gotanda
    from the Whale Club!
[15:19] ---
    Don't!
[15:22] ---
    Hmm? Your first love was bright
    and brilliant like a bolt of lightning?
[15:27] ---
    No! It was normal!
[15:28] ---
    I gotta be careful not to piss her off...
[15:32] ---
    Question Two: Personal.
[15:33] ---
    "Personal"
    Question Two: Personal.
[15:37] ---
    That's disgusting!
[15:39] ---
    How rude of you to say.
[15:40] ---
    It's a personification creature--
    a Kapakapa Slime.
[15:44] ---
    It reflects that which supports you.
[15:56] ---
    Can I help you with something, Mr. Oshigiri?
[16:04] ---
    As I mentioned to you the other day,
    I do not know anything about your sister.
[16:10] ---
    It's not about that. What did
    you do to Roromori and them?
[16:15] ---
    I've been serving them
    a bunch of sweets, but...
[16:17] ---
    Don't play dumb. You--
[16:19] ---
    Oh! There's something I wanted to mention.
[16:22] ---
    The cleaning of the White Room
    has recently been completed.
[16:26] ---
    One of you may be able to enjoy it soon.
[16:30] ---
    Is that a threat?
[16:32] ---
    No, it is a warning.
[16:36] ---
    The White Room isn't just
    for those disqualified.
[16:39] ---
    It's also for removing those who greatly
    disturb the harmony of the game.
[16:46] ---
    But rest assured...
[16:48] ---
    The top contender at this
    point in time is Mr. Onigasaki.
[16:52] ---
    You little...!
[16:57] ---
    Aikawa.
[16:59] ---
    They're calling for you.
[17:01] ---
    Huh? H-Hey!
[17:06] ---
    That was an unexpected ambush.
[17:12] ---
    Hey, wait up, Aikawa. Who's calling for me?
[17:18] ---
    I lied.
[17:19] ---
    Wha...?
[17:27] ---
    This is... Iride, isn't it?
[17:31] ---
    Why is he...?
[17:33] ---
    Oh? You both see the same thing?
[17:36] ---
    Huh?
[17:37] ---
    Question Two: Personal.
[17:39] ---
    Appearing before you is the form
    of whom you're currently closest to.
[17:45] ---
    Wait a sec!
[17:46] ---
    You must speak five of their admirable traits.
[17:48] ---
    "Nice 2 Meet U"
    You must speak five of their admirable traits.
[17:52] ---
    N-Nice to meet you.
[17:54] ---
    Can't believe you're holding that!
[17:56] ---
    Um...
[17:58] ---
    Iride is kind, interesting...
[18:00] ---
    ...attentive, sincere, and I like
    how he's like a big brother.
[18:04] ---
    Oh! In just five seconds flat...
[18:07] ---
    I can say more!
[18:09] ---
    And what about you?
[18:10] ---
    Eh?
[18:11] ---
    Why do I gotta say something?
[18:14] ---
    Would you quit it?! I just
    gotta say something, right?!
[18:18] ---
    Tsk!
[18:20] ---
    Give it your best shot, Kudou!
    Just five things!
[18:23] ---
    I know that!
[18:35] ---
    Um! Uh...
[18:38] ---
    I think he's kinda interesting, too, but...
[18:42] ---
    What the hell?!
[18:44] ---
    I don't like when people are
    wishy-washy. I like decisiveness.
[18:48] ---
    It's just your preference?! Cut it out!
[18:51] ---
    Don't cheer me up, I'll get distracted!
[19:03] ---
    Shit...
[19:05] ---
    Um, um...
[20:05] ---
    Mornings...
[20:07] ---
    ...he comes to wake me up.
[20:10] ---
    And he eats all my peppers...
[20:13] ---
    When I can't sleep, he hangs out
    and plays games with me...
[20:20] ---
    A-And...
[20:26] ---
    He doesn't treat me differently
    even though I'm sick.
[20:33] ---
    Very well. That was pleasantly decisive.
[20:40] ---
    Now for the final question.
[20:41] ---
    "Confessional"
[20:43] ---
    It's beautiful...
[20:47] ---
    I hope... I can collect them all soon.
[20:50] ---
    Akki.
[20:55] ---
    Yuzu!
[21:00] ---
    I talked to Mr. Paka, but he said if nothing
    went wrong, they'd be back in an hour.
[21:06] ---
    Yeah.
[21:07] ---
    Do you think if I went in,
    Mr. Paka would get mad at me?
[21:10] ---
    Probably. I'd get mad, too.
[21:13] ---
    Eh?
[21:14] ---
    You're not suited for this dungeon at all.
[21:17] ---
    Ugh... They really are holding their knees.
[21:20] ---
    So much for Roro trying to cheer him up.
[21:23] ---
    You all came, huh?
[21:25] ---
    Don't you worry.
[21:26] ---
    In the rare chance something happens,
    Paka will do something about it.
[21:31] ---
    Besides, Kudou is as tough as a cockroach.
[21:34] ---
    Who you calling a cockroach, eh?!
[21:36] ---
    Don't you be slandering me!
[21:38] ---
    We're back!
[21:40] ---
    It's Himiko! And Anya!
[21:44] ---
    Anya!
[21:54] ---
    Final Question: Confessional.
[21:57] ---
    You must speak your sin.
[22:02] ---
    I...
[22:05] ---
    I... killed my big brother.