# E6 - Erase My Reality
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UD9P40/erase-my-reality)
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Neigh... Neigh...
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The game this time is exceedingly simple.
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It will take place in these remote ruins
of 13th Avenue's Dry Dry Desert.
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You are to venture to the
deepest depths of these ruins...
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...and obtain Chromosome 05 from the guard.
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That is all.
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Huh? That's it?
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However, only two Let's Players
may participate this time.
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What's more, it must be
a female and male pair.
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Now then, it's heart-throbbing,
couple-making time!
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"The Ones Within"
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"Winner"
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Ain't it a bit rude to be crying?!
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And why the hell are you only scared of me?!
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Hey now! Quit teasing Himiko!
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I ain't teasing her! I should be the one crying!
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Mr. Kudou, I'm a very good person.
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I would never go berserk
with jealousy and harm you.
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"Curse"
But tomorrow, you'll chow down on pepper death!
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"Curse"
You villain!
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U-Um... In that case, I can--
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Not a chance. You've got
a broken bone, don't you?
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You need to rest for a while.
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Oh, it's fine. I'm ambidextrous, so--
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You need to rest.
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But my perfect attendance--
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You need to rest.
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It'll be fine, Himiko.
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Anya can be snappy sometimes,
but he's actually very kind.
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I saw him spend a whole hour helping
a beetle find its way out of the tower.
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What?! Don't waste an hour
watching me do that!
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Hurry it up. We already drew lots.
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Shuddap! If you were in my shoes,
you'd be squealing and crying!
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I can assure you I don't squeal. Nor do I cry.
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Eh? Should I make you cry right now?
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I know you're excited,
but let me continue the explanation.
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Though the stage difficulty is quite easy,
there is one taboo to be aware of.
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Taboo?
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You must not lie under any circumstance.
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It's getting narrower and narrower, isn't it?
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Hey, hurry it up. Don't fall behind. Tsk.
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He clicked his tongue at me! What do I do?
I don't wanna make him mad!
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That's scary!
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I know I said not to fall behind,
but this is damn close!
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Say something for crying out loud!
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Hey, talk or something.
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"Mom Switch ON"
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"Mom Switch ON"
Kudou, have you been sleeping well lately?
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"Mom Switch ON"
Have you been taking your medicine?
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Huh? What the...?
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When we passed by the light,
your eye bags looked darker than usual.
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I'm sleeping.
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Are you being honest with me? Kudou?
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Give it a rest! I sleep like a log!
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What was that just now?
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Shh! Stand back. Something's coming.
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Um, is it okay to be lounging like this?
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What else can we do? It's so dark
in there that the Pakameras won't go in.
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Even I'm worried about Ms. Inaba's well-being.
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Stuck all alone with a boy in a dark dungeon...
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That Mr. Kudou better not get any ideas...
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Wait, are you seriously hanging out with us?
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Go somewhere else!
And bring me another pudding!
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Aren't you hot, Mr. Paka?
You're going to get dehydrated.
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No, it's okay. My entire body
was burned in the past...
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...so I can't exactly expose my skin.
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I had no idea...
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Onigasaki.
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Thanks.
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I'm sorry about the other day.
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What other day?
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Referring to the demon hideout.
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I lost my cool because of my sister.
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I just couldn't stay calm.
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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Did you make any progress
finding your sister?
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No. Though I did ask Paka about it later,
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he insisted he didn't know anything.
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Of course he would.
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Oshigiri... What do you think about Iride?
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Not much... I imagine he's
what a little brother might be like.
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That's not what I mean.
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Huh?
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I'm honestly suspicious of him.
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Hey! What the hell are these!?
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We weren't supposed to lie in this dungeon...
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If this is the punishment for
breaking the taboo, that means...
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"Sheesh"
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"Sheesh"
Sheesh! You lied to me
about sleeping well!
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Sheesh! You lied to me
about sleeping well!
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Is this any time to care about that?!
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What now?
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Go back or break through?
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Let's... break though.
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We'll wait for an opening
and slip right past them.
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All right. You're tiny, so you
can squeeze right through!
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Okay, here goes nothing!
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The path!
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Just run for it!
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Kudou!
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You little...! Don't touch that!
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Idio...
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Wh-Whoa!
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Hey!
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You're kidding me!
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Heavy!
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Heavy?!
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Would you quit following me?
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Cheapskate! Hurry up and leave then!
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--I hope your dad gets hypothermia!
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--He's yours, too, moron.
--I hope your dad gets hypothermia!
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Ken, I'm the one who's gotta deal with him.
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All right, all right. I'll buy you
ice cream on the way back.
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What you want, Shinya?
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Whatever.
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And you, Anya? Chocolate?
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Chocolate mint.
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Got it!
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Stare...
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You're too damn close!
And quit making that face!
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S-Sorry! I thought you might
be hurt or something...
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Did I... say anything?
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Huh? No, not anything really...
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You serious?
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I-I'm serious.
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Look in my eyes and say it.
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"Threatens men and women equally"
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You yelled out "chocolate mint" and that's it!
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S-So I did say something!
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Well, forget it!
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Karirin!
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Jeez, would you cut that out?
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Aww, you're no fun.
And here we're finally alone...
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Do you really need to keep up the act?
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It's Akatsuki that you like, isn't it?
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You don't have to use me to hide it.
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What, are you jealous or something?
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I'm not jealous!
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I'm just saying that you don't
have to act like a clown all the time.
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Clown? I like it... Clowns are my role models.
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Soon you'll all think the same, too.
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You've all been chosen already.
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So you see...
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Could I have some of your saliva?
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Excuse me.
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Learn some manners, Kai. Need something?
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Well, Kudou and Inaba
aren't done yet, you see.
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Iride's waiting at the ruins all depressed.
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What?! While holding his knees
like a little wet puppy?!
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Whimper...
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Go hurry along and comfort him.
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Oh, all right! Thanks a bunch, Kai!
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Did I interrupt?
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No, not at all. When it comes to him,
Yuzu can act so weird sometimes.
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Iride?
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They said it's the first
time they've met, but...
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I swear it's like they've
known each other for a while.
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The ceiling closed up on us...
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Might be a good thing since
those things can't chase us.
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But the problem is, I don't
see a way out of this place.
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Huh?
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It's like we're supposed to put our hands in.
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No way, something will happen.
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I don't wanna put my hands in there anyway.
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Why'd it have to be an alpaca?
Be a panda or something!
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Watch it. Quit with the kicking, fool.
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Huh?!
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Wh-What was that?!
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I'm right here.
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Oh, yeah? And where the hell is that?!
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Ouch!
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Ow, ow, ow! That really hurt!
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Welcome, fools.
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It is time for your judgment.
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It is time for your judgment.
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Lies beget punishment. Truth begets reward.
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Ye who are lost within me,
your honesty shall be explored.
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In doing so--
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Th-That hurts, you know!
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Shuddap! You talk awful
damn snobby for being a wall!
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Where's the exit, huh?
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And dish out the Chromosome
while you're at it. You got it, yeah?
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This seems more like a shakedown...
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Oh, really?
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The ceiling!
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Hey! Stop it!
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Goodbye, bald eyebrows.
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I hope you enjoy becoming a pancake.
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--Who you calling bald eyebrows, dammit?!
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--We're sorry! We'll listen
to what you have to say!
--Who you calling bald eyebrows, dammit?!
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--We're sorry! We'll listen
to what you have to say!
--You're just a wall! Who do you think you are?!
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You must answer my questions three.
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Huh?!
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Do so and you'll be rewarded.
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Question One: Memories.
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"Memories"
Question One: Memories.
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You must speak... your first love.
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"Your"
You must speak... your first love.
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You must speak... your first love.
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It is time you lay bare the truth.
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Kudou, stop it!
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It's really pissing me off!
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His attitude and face remind me of that jerk!
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What now, you oaf?
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Don't you drop it on me!
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Besides, I have none!
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Stop making things up
when we have to be honest!
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You spoke the truth.
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Huh?
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Hmm? What's so surprising?
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N-Nothing...
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He has none...
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It is your turn, minuscule one.
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Huh? U-Um...
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Go on and say it.
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Go on, go on...
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H-He lived across the street...
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H-His name was Gotanda
from the Whale Club!
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Don't!
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Hmm? Your first love was bright
and brilliant like a bolt of lightning?
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No! It was normal!
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I gotta be careful not to piss her off...
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Question Two: Personal.
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"Personal"
Question Two: Personal.
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That's disgusting!
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How rude of you to say.
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It's a personification creature--
a Kapakapa Slime.
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It reflects that which supports you.
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Can I help you with something, Mr. Oshigiri?
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As I mentioned to you the other day,
I do not know anything about your sister.
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It's not about that. What did
you do to Roromori and them?
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I've been serving them
a bunch of sweets, but...
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Don't play dumb. You--
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Oh! There's something I wanted to mention.
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The cleaning of the White Room
has recently been completed.
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One of you may be able to enjoy it soon.
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Is that a threat?
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No, it is a warning.
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The White Room isn't just
for those disqualified.
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It's also for removing those who greatly
disturb the harmony of the game.
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But rest assured...
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The top contender at this
point in time is Mr. Onigasaki.
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You little...!
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Aikawa.
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They're calling for you.
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Huh? H-Hey!
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That was an unexpected ambush.
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Hey, wait up, Aikawa. Who's calling for me?
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I lied.
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Wha...?
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This is... Iride, isn't it?
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Why is he...?
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Oh? You both see the same thing?
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Huh?
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Question Two: Personal.
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Appearing before you is the form
of whom you're currently closest to.
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Wait a sec!
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You must speak five of their admirable traits.
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"Nice 2 Meet U"
You must speak five of their admirable traits.
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N-Nice to meet you.
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Can't believe you're holding that!
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Um...
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Iride is kind, interesting...
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...attentive, sincere, and I like
how he's like a big brother.
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Oh! In just five seconds flat...
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I can say more!
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And what about you?
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Eh?
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Why do I gotta say something?
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Would you quit it?! I just
gotta say something, right?!
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Tsk!
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Give it your best shot, Kudou!
Just five things!
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I know that!
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Um! Uh...
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I think he's kinda interesting, too, but...
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What the hell?!
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I don't like when people are
wishy-washy. I like decisiveness.
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It's just your preference?! Cut it out!
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Don't cheer me up, I'll get distracted!
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Shit...
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Um, um...
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Mornings...
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...he comes to wake me up.
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And he eats all my peppers...
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When I can't sleep, he hangs out
and plays games with me...
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A-And...
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He doesn't treat me differently
even though I'm sick.
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Very well. That was pleasantly decisive.
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Now for the final question.
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"Confessional"
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It's beautiful...
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I hope... I can collect them all soon.
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Akki.
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Yuzu!
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I talked to Mr. Paka, but he said if nothing
went wrong, they'd be back in an hour.
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Yeah.
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Do you think if I went in,
Mr. Paka would get mad at me?
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Probably. I'd get mad, too.
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Eh?
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You're not suited for this dungeon at all.
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Ugh... They really are holding their knees.
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So much for Roro trying to cheer him up.
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You all came, huh?
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Don't you worry.
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In the rare chance something happens,
Paka will do something about it.
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Besides, Kudou is as tough as a cockroach.
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Who you calling a cockroach, eh?!
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Don't you be slandering me!
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We're back!
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It's Himiko! And Anya!
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Anya!
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Final Question: Confessional.
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You must speak your sin.
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I...
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I... killed my big brother.