E1 - Are We Friends
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"Cong..."
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"...grat..."
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"...tula..."
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"...tions"
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"Congratulations" "As a charismatic
Let's Player, you have been chosen to participate
in a closed stage of The Ones Within - Genome."
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"This privilege cannot be
transferred or retracted."
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"Congratulations"
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"We will come get you."
[00:29] ---
Whoa...
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Are you serious?
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Huh?
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Um...
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When you find someone collapsed...
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One. Call out to them.
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"1) Call out to them"
Ma'am? Ma'am? Ma'am!
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"2) Check for pulse and breathing"
Two. Check for pulse and breathing.
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Let me check your neck for a pulse...
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Oh, thank goodne--
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Wh-What are you, some pervert?!
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Wh-Whoa, calm down...
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My name's Akatsuki Iride.
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I'm not anyone shushpicious.
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You are in anyone's book!
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Where in the world are we?
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That's what I'd like to know, too.
[01:44] ---
If you're a perverted mountain climber
that happens to be a big liar,
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this all makes perfect sense.
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Could you please stop with the speculation?
[01:53] ---
The thing is, I'm pretty sure
I've heard your voice before.
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I have full confidence in my memory.
[02:01] ---
I never forget stuff once I take it in, but...
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Anyway, let's hurry and
find a phone or the police.
[02:09] ---
If we don't get off this mountain before
it gets dark and a bear shows up...
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Huh?!
[02:28] ---
Wh-What the--?
[02:30] ---
Shh! It hasn't found us yet.
[02:33] ---
Let's wait it out here.
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If it finds us, we don't stand a chance.
[02:41] ---
Achoo!
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Idiot! Why couldn't you hold it in?!
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Sorry! I'm not proud of it, but...
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...I've got pretty much every
pollen allergy in Japan.
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You're right! You shouldn't be proud!
[03:08] ---
Wha--?!
[03:21] ---
A-A rat?
[03:23] ---
Greetings, you two.
[03:25] ---
What are you standing around for?
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You just need to smash their eyes.
[03:29] ---
Huh?
[03:30] ---
Go for their eyes. Smash or gouge them out.
[03:34] ---
They're surprisingly easy to beat.
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I'll lend you this.
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I-I'm not cut out for this!
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The boy can do his best unarmed...
[03:48] ---
Why the hell did you try
running off by yourself?!
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I-It's all a misunderstanding!
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Hello there.
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Your face sure is huge!
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Hey! What are you doing?!
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Pardon me while I feel your paws!
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Seriously, what are you doing?
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I've always wanted to touch a panda!
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And his paw is oh so soothing!
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Don't be soothed!
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Y-You idiot!
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Do you have allergies, too?
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There's nothing to be afraid of!
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Did you see his eyes when we were running?
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They weren't looking down towards us at all.
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He's probably just on a walk or something.
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He was never after us from the start.
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Isn't that right?
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Pandarou?
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It's impressive how you noticed
in that sort of situation.
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Excellent. Splendid.
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To think you'd clear
the first game so quickly...
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Nice to meet you. I supervise 13th Avenue
of The Ones Within - Genome.
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My name is Paka.
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Stage 1 was "Animal Battle."
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To clear it, you must defeat the
gigantic creatures coming for you, but...
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What a surprise from the escape
game Let's Player, Mr. Iride.
[05:59] ---
I've never seen anyone
befriend the panda before.
[06:03] ---
How very intriguing.
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New play styles can draw in and
fascinate the hearts of viewers...
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...resulting in a tremendous
surge of total views.
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I'm expecting great things from you.
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Please, everyone.
Take a look at your left wrist.
[06:27] ---
Huh?
[06:29] ---
Ew, what's this?
[06:31] ---
It won't come off.
[06:32] ---
That's an epidermal counter.
[06:34] ---
We embedded you with nanochips
while you were asleep.
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It's linked with the main server in the tower...
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...and displays the view count in real time.
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View count, did you say?
[06:47] ---
Indeed. Is the term not
one you're familiar with?
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That includes you two as well.
[06:53] ---
Sengoku Let's Player, Mr. Onigasaki.
[06:56] ---
Horror Let's Player, Ms. Sarayashiki.
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Hey... I never told you my name.
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Who are you?
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Take that off and show your face.
[07:05] ---
No thank you! It's too embarrassing!
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All you 13th Avenue people are so impatient.
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Let me get straight to the point.
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There is only one thing you must
accomplish while you're here:
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To make that counter reach
100,000,000... In other words,
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you must reach 100,000,000 views...
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...during this live stream of
The Ones Within - Genome.
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Furthermore, your play time is infinite.
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I urge you to play as if
your life depends on it.
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"The Ones Within"
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"Day Duty" "Akatsuki Iride"
"Karin Sarayashiki" "Nei"
[09:17] ---
"Day Duty" "Akatsuki Iride"
"Karin Sarayashiki" "Nei"
Now then...
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Let's introduce the comrades you'll
experience pain and pleasure with.
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Puffy, puffy.
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Starting at the window, say your name
and game specialty in a lively voice.
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Okay! Nice to meet you! I'm Akatsuki Iride!
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I specialize in escape games!
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I like nature, vacations, and paws of all types!
[09:39] ---
You're too happy!
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S-Sensei said to be lively...
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Have you no sense of danger?
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Don't forget he abducted all of us!
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The next seat please.
[09:50] ---
I-I'm Himiko Inaba.
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I like nurturing games.
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I'm actually very passionate about
watching your soft-spoken streams.
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It's such an honor as a fan
to hear your voice in person.
[10:04] ---
Do you think you could possibly
whisper something to me?
[10:07] ---
"I love Mr. Paka," into my ear?
[10:16] ---
It's not your turn yet, Mr. Kudou.
[10:20] ---
Screw these introductions.
Let us go free already.
[10:24] ---
Mr. Kudou, I told you that violence
towards me is against the rules.
[10:30] ---
You'll be punished if this keeps up.
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Go ahead then. Try me.
[10:37] ---
Be very careful eating
your meals starting tonight.
[10:42] ---
I'm putting lots of peppers in them.
[10:45] ---
That's nothing!
[10:48] ---
Um, that was Anya Kudou.
[10:51] ---
He's a Let's Player specializing
in fighting games.
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Next up is me.
[10:57] ---
Yuzu Roromori. Puzzle games, mazes,
and speed runs are my thing.
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My hobby is researching tropical plants.
[11:05] ---
Yuzu?
[11:06] ---
Are you Yuzu from
Rororo's Speedrun Channel?
[11:10] ---
I'm Akki from the Hay Fever Channel.
[11:13] ---
Oh, Akki!
[11:16] ---
Oh, wow. You were abducted, too?
[11:18] ---
You know her?
[11:20] ---
Yup!
[11:21] ---
"Bury myself in leaves at a park stream"
We got along last year during a
"Bury myself in leaves at a park stream."
[11:25] ---
"Bury myself in leaves at a park stream"
Okay, I've heard enough.
[11:29] ---
I'm Karen Sarayashiki.
[11:31] ---
I do horror Let's Plays.
[11:34] ---
Got a problem with that?
[11:36] ---
Ms. Sarayashiki is such a cool one.
[11:39] ---
That's the "♪1 girl streamer people
want to get stepped on by" for you.
[11:43] ---
When you play, you're so--
[11:44] ---
Shut it or you'll be a fur coat.
[11:46] ---
Next row, please.
[11:48] ---
Zakuro Oshigiri. I play stealth games.
[11:52] ---
Can we get this dumb stunt over with?
[11:55] ---
That depends on how hard you all work.
[11:58] ---
I already know we're all streamers
that Let's Played The Ones Within.
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But why did you choose us?
What comes after 100,000,000 views?
[12:07] ---
What's your true objective?
[12:10] ---
Neigh...
[12:12] ---
Neigh?
[12:14] ---
Neigh!
[12:17] ---
Not going to spill your secrets easily, huh?
[12:20] ---
Uh, Zak... I think he's just
screwing with you, meow!
[12:24] ---
I'm Kaikoku Onigasaki.
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I mostly do Sengoku
and Japanese-style games.
[12:30] ---
Nice to meet you.
[12:31] ---
Thank you, Mr. Onigasaki.
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Last but not least, Mr. Aikawa.
[12:43] ---
Hmm?
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Mr. Aikawa!
[12:52] ---
A-All right, then...
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"Personal History" "Makino Aikawa"
"Feb 14, 1998"
He's Makino Aikawa...
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"Personal History" "Makino Aikawa"
"Feb 14, 1998"
...a dating sim player who uses his eyes
to conquer rather than words.
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However, like his streams of very few words,
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it's exceedingly rare
for him to speak at length.
[13:09] ---
That ain't no stream!
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In any case, everyone has
now been introduced.
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We will begin the election for Stage 2.
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Huh? Wait. You haven't explained...
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Paka. Paka.
[13:21] ---
"Stage 2"
Stage 2. "Ouija Exchange."
Four players needed.
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"Stage 2"
These straws you'll be drawing
I stayed up late to make.
[13:27] ---
These straws you'll be drawing
I stayed up late to make.
[13:30] ---
The people who draw the Paka straws--
[13:32] ---
Screw you! How about you shove those--
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Oh? Do you wish to retire?
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In that case, you'd be disqualified...
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...and imprisoned in the "White Room"
on the lowest floor of Genome Tower.
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Alone you would stay until
the others reach 100,000,000 views.
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In that secret, cramped room,
you'll wait for eternity.
[13:58] ---
This is someone from the past who
complained too much, just like you.
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All while never knowing
that his friends had failed,
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he waited for their arrival,
on and on and on...
[14:18] ---
Oh?
[14:20] ---
Don't you think that was a bit in poor taste?
[14:24] ---
One bit of advice...
[14:27] ---
You all would do well to understand
the situation you're currently in.
[14:32] ---
Injury and death are real possibilities
because this is a real Let's Play.
[14:39] ---
In the real world, do you think
there are resets and save points?
[14:46] ---
Now then, let us get back to
deciding the players for Stage 2.
[14:51] ---
Mr. Paka?
[14:54] ---
Are we allowed to volunteer?
[15:02] ---
Hey...
[15:04] ---
You're totally an idiot, aren't you?
[15:06] ---
Naw, he's a moron.
[15:08] ---
I can't help my curiosity.
[15:10] ---
"Stage 2" "Ouija Exchange"
"Grant the spirit's three wishes
and obtain 'Chromosome 01.'"
Akatsuki Iridiot.
[15:12] ---
"Stage 2" "Ouija Exchange"
"Grant the spirit's three wishes
and obtain 'Chromosome 01.'"
Name change: White-hair wacko.
[15:14] ---
"Stage 2" "Ouija Exchange"
"Grant the spirit's three wishes
and obtain 'Chromosome 01.'"
It looks like we're together again, Karin.
[15:17] ---
"Stage 2" "Ouija Exchange"
"Grant the spirit's three wishes
and obtain 'Chromosome 01.'"
Would you shut it? I've got the worst of luck.
[15:20] ---
In any case, we've got no choice now.
[15:23] ---
That's right.
[15:24] ---
"Yes" "No"
[15:31] ---
Hey, what are you doing?
[15:36] ---
You think I'm doing that? You're all idiots.
[15:39] ---
I ain't listening to that jerk.
[15:42] ---
Who the hell plays Ouija?
I'm not some grade-schooler brat.
[15:46] ---
That's exactly how a brat would act.
[15:49] ---
Eh?
[15:52] ---
Are you that against it?
[15:54] ---
Mmm?
[15:55] ---
All you've got to do is touch it with
the tip of your finger. Pretty please?
[16:00] ---
Hell no.
[16:01] ---
What about if I eat all those
peppers you're getting?
[16:10] ---
It's moving on its own! Awesome!
[16:12] ---
H-How does this even work?
[16:15] ---
Hey, which one of you is pushing it?
[16:17] ---
Be quiet. The spirit is saying their wish.
[16:22] ---
"Wa."
[16:23] ---
"Ter."
[16:24] ---
"Please."
[16:25] ---
Water?
[16:27] ---
I think there was a tap in the hallway.
[16:30] ---
Don't! You can't remove your finger!
[16:32] ---
If we don't do it in the right order,
the spirit won't leave and it'll possess you!
[16:38] ---
Oh...
[16:40] ---
Um, could we just use the vase?
[16:47] ---
"Yes."
[16:48] ---
I think we got it.
[16:50] ---
W-Wow. This is easier than I thought.
[16:53] ---
It's moving again.
[16:54] ---
"Yes" "No"
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"Friend."
[17:00] ---
This suddenly turned into life counseling.
[17:03] ---
They don't have any friends?
[17:05] ---
Friends aren't something
you get. They're made.
[17:08] ---
What's this guy think he's saying?
[17:15] ---
Would you two cut it out?
[17:17] ---
--Shuddap.
--Get a grip. You're unbelievable.
[17:19] ---
--In that case, do you want
to be friends with me?
--Get a grip. You're unbelievable.
[17:22] ---
My name's Akatsuki Iride.
[17:24] ---
Wh-What are you doing?!
[17:26] ---
"Yes" "No"
[17:28] ---
It said okay!
[17:32] ---
"Stage 2" "Ouija Exchange"
"Grant the spirit's three wishes
and obtain 'Chromosome 01.'"
Dummy! You're a moron!
[17:35] ---
"Stage 2" "Ouija Exchange"
"Grant the spirit's three wishes
and obtain 'Chromosome 01.'"
Dumoron!
[17:40] ---
Only one more.
[17:44] ---
"Yes" "No"
[17:45] ---
"A."
[17:47] ---
"Ka."
[17:49] ---
"Tsu."
[17:52] ---
"Ki."
[17:54] ---
What are we supposed to do now?
[18:02] ---
Wait... What are you doing?
[18:04] ---
U-Um, I'm being pulled by something...
[18:10] ---
--It's doing it on its own! Wh-Whoa!
[18:11] ---
--What do we do now?
--It's doing it on its own! Wh-Whoa!
[18:13] ---
Hey, occult girl!
[18:18] ---
Tsk. You're useless.
[18:21] ---
Listen here! Not everyone who
likes horror is good with ghosts!
[18:25] ---
Some people like horror but
not when it happens to them!
[18:28] ---
I'm perfectly fine though!
[18:30] ---
R-Right.
[18:34] ---
Hey... You know what floor we're on?
[18:38] ---
Akatsuki!
[18:50] ---
Behind you.
[18:51] ---
Someone's there.
[19:07] ---
Wh-What?! What's that?
[19:09] ---
Ghost! His ghost came back already!
[19:12] ---
Oh, sorry. I'm still alive.
[19:23] ---
Whew, that was something!
[19:25] ---
My stomach hasn't dropped
like that in a while.
[19:27] ---
Go fall!
[19:35] ---
What's wrong?
[19:36] ---
Um, there's someone behind you.
[19:41] ---
The hell? How'd you get in here?
[20:00] ---
Are you...
[20:04] ---
...that spirit just now?
[20:10] ---
Well, who are you?
[20:12] ---
Do you mind telling me your name?
[20:23] ---
Thank you... for the water.
[20:26] ---
You're welcome.
[20:31] ---
Will you... be my friend?
[20:34] ---
Of course.
[20:36] ---
I'm glad.
[20:38] ---
Then... come with me.
[20:42] ---
Let's burn up together.
[20:44] ---
Won't you come...
[20:46] ---
...and die with me?
[20:54] ---
See? You'll soon forget about me...
[21:03] ---
You liar.
[21:07] ---
She's burning everything!
[21:09] ---
Get away, Iride! Iride! Iride!
[21:31] ---
We can be friends.
[21:38] ---
But I...
[21:41] ---
...can't go with you right now.
[21:46] ---
I've never broke a promise that I've made.
[21:53] ---
Once it's all over...
[21:57] ---
...I promise.
[22:19] ---
Good morning, Kudou.
[22:21] ---
That's gross. Call me Anya.
[22:25] ---
Himiko!
[22:30] ---
The rest of you were waiting in the theater?
[22:33] ---
Yeah. I'm glad you're all okay.
[22:44] ---
What? Quit your staring.
[22:48] ---
Don't you think it's strange?
[22:51] ---
To clear it so suddenly...
[22:54] ---
Don't you dare lose that.
I'm not doing that all over again.
[22:59] ---
Also, I probably should apologize.
[23:04] ---
For what?
[23:06] ---
For smacking you when we first met.
[23:08] ---
Oh, it's fine.
[23:10] ---
You're not mad?
[23:12] ---
Not at all.
[23:13] ---
Why not?
[23:20] ---
Actually, I don't get upset by most things.
[23:26] ---
Are you serious?
[23:28] ---
I knew it... You're weird after all.