The Ones Within

Akatsuki Iride is a popular live streamer for the game The Ones Within –Genome. But what was once fantasy quickly becomes reality when he and seven others are transported into a game world that livestreams their every move.

Season 1

Season 1

E1 - Are We Friends

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    "Cong..."
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    "...grat..."
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    "...tula..."
[00:11] ---
    "...tions"
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    "Congratulations" "As a charismatic
    Let's Player, you have been chosen to participate
    in a closed stage of The Ones Within - Genome."
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    "This privilege cannot be
    transferred or retracted."
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    "Congratulations"
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    "We will come get you."
[00:29] ---
    Whoa...
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    Are you serious?
[00:49] ---
    Huh?
[01:00] ---
    Um...
[01:03] ---
    When you find someone collapsed...
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    One. Call out to them.
[01:07] ---
    "1) Call out to them"
    Ma'am? Ma'am? Ma'am!
[01:10] ---
    "2) Check for pulse and breathing"
    Two. Check for pulse and breathing.
[01:14] ---
    Let me check your neck for a pulse...
[01:18] ---
    Oh, thank goodne--
[01:22] ---
    Wh-What are you, some pervert?!
[01:25] ---
    Wh-Whoa, calm down...
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    My name's Akatsuki Iride.
[01:31] ---
    I'm not anyone shushpicious.
[01:33] ---
    You are in anyone's book!
[01:37] ---
    Where in the world are we?
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    That's what I'd like to know, too.
[01:44] ---
    If you're a perverted mountain climber
    that happens to be a big liar,
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    this all makes perfect sense.
[01:50] ---
    Could you please stop with the speculation?
[01:53] ---
    The thing is, I'm pretty sure
    I've heard your voice before.
[01:58] ---
    I have full confidence in my memory.
[02:01] ---
    I never forget stuff once I take it in, but...
[02:05] ---
    Anyway, let's hurry and
    find a phone or the police.
[02:09] ---
    If we don't get off this mountain before
    it gets dark and a bear shows up...
[02:16] ---
    Huh?!
[02:28] ---
    Wh-What the--?
[02:30] ---
    Shh! It hasn't found us yet.
[02:33] ---
    Let's wait it out here.
[02:37] ---
    If it finds us, we don't stand a chance.
[02:41] ---
    Achoo!
[02:53] ---
    Idiot! Why couldn't you hold it in?!
[02:55] ---
    Sorry! I'm not proud of it, but...
[02:58] ---
    ...I've got pretty much every
    pollen allergy in Japan.
[03:01] ---
    You're right! You shouldn't be proud!
[03:08] ---
    Wha--?!
[03:21] ---
    A-A rat?
[03:23] ---
    Greetings, you two.
[03:25] ---
    What are you standing around for?
[03:27] ---
    You just need to smash their eyes.
[03:29] ---
    Huh?
[03:30] ---
    Go for their eyes. Smash or gouge them out.
[03:34] ---
    They're surprisingly easy to beat.
[03:37] ---
    I'll lend you this.
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    I-I'm not cut out for this!
[03:41] ---
    The boy can do his best unarmed...
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    Why the hell did you try
    running off by yourself?!
[03:51] ---
    I-It's all a misunderstanding!
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    Hello there.
[04:12] ---
    Your face sure is huge!
[04:14] ---
    Hey! What are you doing?!
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    Pardon me while I feel your paws!
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    Seriously, what are you doing?
[04:25] ---
    I've always wanted to touch a panda!
[04:28] ---
    And his paw is oh so soothing!
[04:32] ---
    Don't be soothed!
[04:43] ---
    Y-You idiot!
[04:55] ---
    Do you have allergies, too?
[04:59] ---
    There's nothing to be afraid of!
[05:02] ---
    Did you see his eyes when we were running?
[05:05] ---
    They weren't looking down towards us at all.
[05:08] ---
    He's probably just on a walk or something.
[05:12] ---
    He was never after us from the start.
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    Isn't that right?
[05:19] ---
    Pandarou?
[05:25] ---
    It's impressive how you noticed
    in that sort of situation.
[05:29] ---
    Excellent. Splendid.
[05:32] ---
    To think you'd clear
    the first game so quickly...
[05:37] ---
    Nice to meet you. I supervise 13th Avenue
    of The Ones Within - Genome.
[05:42] ---
    My name is Paka.
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    Stage 1 was "Animal Battle."
[05:47] ---
    To clear it, you must defeat the
    gigantic creatures coming for you, but...
[05:55] ---
    What a surprise from the escape
    game Let's Player, Mr. Iride.
[05:59] ---
    I've never seen anyone
    befriend the panda before.
[06:03] ---
    How very intriguing.
[06:07] ---
    New play styles can draw in and
    fascinate the hearts of viewers...
[06:12] ---
    ...resulting in a tremendous
    surge of total views.
[06:16] ---
    I'm expecting great things from you.
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    Please, everyone.
    Take a look at your left wrist.
[06:27] ---
    Huh?
[06:29] ---
    Ew, what's this?
[06:31] ---
    It won't come off.
[06:32] ---
    That's an epidermal counter.
[06:34] ---
    We embedded you with nanochips
    while you were asleep.
[06:38] ---
    It's linked with the main server in the tower...
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    ...and displays the view count in real time.
[06:45] ---
    View count, did you say?
[06:47] ---
    Indeed. Is the term not
    one you're familiar with?
[06:51] ---
    That includes you two as well.
[06:53] ---
    Sengoku Let's Player, Mr. Onigasaki.
[06:56] ---
    Horror Let's Player, Ms. Sarayashiki.
[06:59] ---
    Hey... I never told you my name.
[07:02] ---
    Who are you?
[07:03] ---
    Take that off and show your face.
[07:05] ---
    No thank you! It's too embarrassing!
[07:12] ---
    All you 13th Avenue people are so impatient.
[07:16] ---
    Let me get straight to the point.
[07:18] ---
    There is only one thing you must
    accomplish while you're here:
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    To make that counter reach
    100,000,000... In other words,
[07:26] ---
    you must reach 100,000,000 views...
[07:29] ---
    ...during this live stream of
    The Ones Within - Genome.
[07:33] ---
    Furthermore, your play time is infinite.
[07:38] ---
    I urge you to play as if
    your life depends on it.
[07:52] ---
    "The Ones Within"
[09:16] ---
    "Day Duty" "Akatsuki Iride"
    "Karin Sarayashiki" "Nei"
[09:17] ---
    "Day Duty" "Akatsuki Iride"
    "Karin Sarayashiki" "Nei"
    Now then...
[09:18] ---
    Let's introduce the comrades you'll
    experience pain and pleasure with.
[09:22] ---
    Puffy, puffy.
[09:24] ---
    Starting at the window, say your name
    and game specialty in a lively voice.
[09:30] ---
    Okay! Nice to meet you! I'm Akatsuki Iride!
[09:33] ---
    I specialize in escape games!
[09:36] ---
    I like nature, vacations, and paws of all types!
[09:39] ---
    You're too happy!
[09:41] ---
    S-Sensei said to be lively...
[09:43] ---
    Have you no sense of danger?
[09:45] ---
    Don't forget he abducted all of us!
[09:48] ---
    The next seat please.
[09:50] ---
    I-I'm Himiko Inaba.
[09:52] ---
    I like nurturing games.
[09:54] ---
    I'm actually very passionate about
    watching your soft-spoken streams.
[10:00] ---
    It's such an honor as a fan
    to hear your voice in person.
[10:04] ---
    Do you think you could possibly
    whisper something to me?
[10:07] ---
    "I love Mr. Paka," into my ear?
[10:16] ---
    It's not your turn yet, Mr. Kudou.
[10:20] ---
    Screw these introductions.
    Let us go free already.
[10:24] ---
    Mr. Kudou, I told you that violence
    towards me is against the rules.
[10:30] ---
    You'll be punished if this keeps up.
[10:33] ---
    Go ahead then. Try me.
[10:37] ---
    Be very careful eating
    your meals starting tonight.
[10:42] ---
    I'm putting lots of peppers in them.
[10:45] ---
    That's nothing!
[10:48] ---
    Um, that was Anya Kudou.
[10:51] ---
    He's a Let's Player specializing
    in fighting games.
[10:54] ---
    Next up is me.
[10:57] ---
    Yuzu Roromori. Puzzle games, mazes,
    and speed runs are my thing.
[11:02] ---
    My hobby is researching tropical plants.
[11:05] ---
    Yuzu?
[11:06] ---
    Are you Yuzu from
    Rororo's Speedrun Channel?
[11:10] ---
    I'm Akki from the Hay Fever Channel.
[11:13] ---
    Oh, Akki!
[11:16] ---
    Oh, wow. You were abducted, too?
[11:18] ---
    You know her?
[11:20] ---
    Yup!
[11:21] ---
    "Bury myself in leaves at a park stream"
    We got along last year during a
    "Bury myself in leaves at a park stream."
[11:25] ---
    "Bury myself in leaves at a park stream"
    Okay, I've heard enough.
[11:29] ---
    I'm Karen Sarayashiki.
[11:31] ---
    I do horror Let's Plays.
[11:34] ---
    Got a problem with that?
[11:36] ---
    Ms. Sarayashiki is such a cool one.
[11:39] ---
    That's the "♪1 girl streamer people
    want to get stepped on by" for you.
[11:43] ---
    When you play, you're so--
[11:44] ---
    Shut it or you'll be a fur coat.
[11:46] ---
    Next row, please.
[11:48] ---
    Zakuro Oshigiri. I play stealth games.
[11:52] ---
    Can we get this dumb stunt over with?
[11:55] ---
    That depends on how hard you all work.
[11:58] ---
    I already know we're all streamers
    that Let's Played The Ones Within.
[12:03] ---
    But why did you choose us?
    What comes after 100,000,000 views?
[12:07] ---
    What's your true objective?
[12:10] ---
    Neigh...
[12:12] ---
    Neigh?
[12:14] ---
    Neigh!
[12:17] ---
    Not going to spill your secrets easily, huh?
[12:20] ---
    Uh, Zak... I think he's just
    screwing with you, meow!
[12:24] ---
    I'm Kaikoku Onigasaki.
[12:26] ---
    I mostly do Sengoku
    and Japanese-style games.
[12:30] ---
    Nice to meet you.
[12:31] ---
    Thank you, Mr. Onigasaki.
[12:35] ---
    Last but not least, Mr. Aikawa.
[12:43] ---
    Hmm?
[12:50] ---
    Mr. Aikawa!
[12:52] ---
    A-All right, then...
[12:54] ---
    "Personal History" "Makino Aikawa"
    "Feb 14, 1998"
    He's Makino Aikawa...
[12:56] ---
    "Personal History" "Makino Aikawa"
    "Feb 14, 1998"
    ...a dating sim player who uses his eyes
    to conquer rather than words.
[13:02] ---
    However, like his streams of very few words,
[13:05] ---
    it's exceedingly rare
    for him to speak at length.
[13:09] ---
    That ain't no stream!
[13:11] ---
    In any case, everyone has
    now been introduced.
[13:14] ---
    We will begin the election for Stage 2.
[13:17] ---
    Huh? Wait. You haven't explained...
[13:20] ---
    Paka. Paka.
[13:21] ---
    "Stage 2"
    Stage 2. "Ouija Exchange."
    Four players needed.
[13:26] ---
    "Stage 2"
    These straws you'll be drawing
    I stayed up late to make.
[13:27] ---
    These straws you'll be drawing
    I stayed up late to make.
[13:30] ---
    The people who draw the Paka straws--
[13:32] ---
    Screw you! How about you shove those--
[13:34] ---
    Oh? Do you wish to retire?
[13:37] ---
    In that case, you'd be disqualified...
[13:42] ---
    ...and imprisoned in the "White Room"
    on the lowest floor of Genome Tower.
[13:48] ---
    Alone you would stay until
    the others reach 100,000,000 views.
[13:52] ---
    In that secret, cramped room,
    you'll wait for eternity.
[13:58] ---
    This is someone from the past who
    complained too much, just like you.
[14:03] ---
    All while never knowing
    that his friends had failed,
[14:07] ---
    he waited for their arrival,
    on and on and on...
[14:18] ---
    Oh?
[14:20] ---
    Don't you think that was a bit in poor taste?
[14:24] ---
    One bit of advice...
[14:27] ---
    You all would do well to understand
    the situation you're currently in.
[14:32] ---
    Injury and death are real possibilities
    because this is a real Let's Play.
[14:39] ---
    In the real world, do you think
    there are resets and save points?
[14:46] ---
    Now then, let us get back to
    deciding the players for Stage 2.
[14:51] ---
    Mr. Paka?
[14:54] ---
    Are we allowed to volunteer?
[15:02] ---
    Hey...
[15:04] ---
    You're totally an idiot, aren't you?
[15:06] ---
    Naw, he's a moron.
[15:08] ---
    I can't help my curiosity.
[15:10] ---
    "Stage 2" "Ouija Exchange"
    "Grant the spirit's three wishes
    and obtain 'Chromosome 01.'"
    Akatsuki Iridiot.
[15:12] ---
    "Stage 2" "Ouija Exchange"
    "Grant the spirit's three wishes
    and obtain 'Chromosome 01.'"
    Name change: White-hair wacko.
[15:14] ---
    "Stage 2" "Ouija Exchange"
    "Grant the spirit's three wishes
    and obtain 'Chromosome 01.'"
    It looks like we're together again, Karin.
[15:17] ---
    "Stage 2" "Ouija Exchange"
    "Grant the spirit's three wishes
    and obtain 'Chromosome 01.'"
    Would you shut it? I've got the worst of luck.
[15:20] ---
    In any case, we've got no choice now.
[15:23] ---
    That's right.
[15:24] ---
    "Yes" "No"
[15:31] ---
    Hey, what are you doing?
[15:36] ---
    You think I'm doing that? You're all idiots.
[15:39] ---
    I ain't listening to that jerk.
[15:42] ---
    Who the hell plays Ouija?
    I'm not some grade-schooler brat.
[15:46] ---
    That's exactly how a brat would act.
[15:49] ---
    Eh?
[15:52] ---
    Are you that against it?
[15:54] ---
    Mmm?
[15:55] ---
    All you've got to do is touch it with
    the tip of your finger. Pretty please?
[16:00] ---
    Hell no.
[16:01] ---
    What about if I eat all those
    peppers you're getting?
[16:10] ---
    It's moving on its own! Awesome!
[16:12] ---
    H-How does this even work?
[16:15] ---
    Hey, which one of you is pushing it?
[16:17] ---
    Be quiet. The spirit is saying their wish.
[16:22] ---
    "Wa."
[16:23] ---
    "Ter."
[16:24] ---
    "Please."
[16:25] ---
    Water?
[16:27] ---
    I think there was a tap in the hallway.
[16:30] ---
    Don't! You can't remove your finger!
[16:32] ---
    If we don't do it in the right order,
    the spirit won't leave and it'll possess you!
[16:38] ---
    Oh...
[16:40] ---
    Um, could we just use the vase?
[16:47] ---
    "Yes."
[16:48] ---
    I think we got it.
[16:50] ---
    W-Wow. This is easier than I thought.
[16:53] ---
    It's moving again.
[16:54] ---
    "Yes" "No"
[16:58] ---
    "Friend."
[17:00] ---
    This suddenly turned into life counseling.
[17:03] ---
    They don't have any friends?
[17:05] ---
    Friends aren't something
    you get. They're made.
[17:08] ---
    What's this guy think he's saying?
[17:15] ---
    Would you two cut it out?
[17:17] ---
    --Shuddap.
    --Get a grip. You're unbelievable.
[17:19] ---
    --In that case, do you want
    to be friends with me?
    --Get a grip. You're unbelievable.
[17:22] ---
    My name's Akatsuki Iride.
[17:24] ---
    Wh-What are you doing?!
[17:26] ---
    "Yes" "No"
[17:28] ---
    It said okay!
[17:32] ---
    "Stage 2" "Ouija Exchange"
    "Grant the spirit's three wishes
    and obtain 'Chromosome 01.'"
    Dummy! You're a moron!
[17:35] ---
    "Stage 2" "Ouija Exchange"
    "Grant the spirit's three wishes
    and obtain 'Chromosome 01.'"
    Dumoron!
[17:40] ---
    Only one more.
[17:44] ---
    "Yes" "No"
[17:45] ---
    "A."
[17:47] ---
    "Ka."
[17:49] ---
    "Tsu."
[17:52] ---
    "Ki."
[17:54] ---
    What are we supposed to do now?
[18:02] ---
    Wait... What are you doing?
[18:04] ---
    U-Um, I'm being pulled by something...
[18:10] ---
    --It's doing it on its own! Wh-Whoa!
[18:11] ---
    --What do we do now?
    --It's doing it on its own! Wh-Whoa!
[18:13] ---
    Hey, occult girl!
[18:18] ---
    Tsk. You're useless.
[18:21] ---
    Listen here! Not everyone who
    likes horror is good with ghosts!
[18:25] ---
    Some people like horror but
    not when it happens to them!
[18:28] ---
    I'm perfectly fine though!
[18:30] ---
    R-Right.
[18:34] ---
    Hey... You know what floor we're on?
[18:38] ---
    Akatsuki!
[18:50] ---
    Behind you.
[18:51] ---
    Someone's there.
[19:07] ---
    Wh-What?! What's that?
[19:09] ---
    Ghost! His ghost came back already!
[19:12] ---
    Oh, sorry. I'm still alive.
[19:23] ---
    Whew, that was something!
[19:25] ---
    My stomach hasn't dropped
    like that in a while.
[19:27] ---
    Go fall!
[19:35] ---
    What's wrong?
[19:36] ---
    Um, there's someone behind you.
[19:41] ---
    The hell? How'd you get in here?
[20:00] ---
    Are you...
[20:04] ---
    ...that spirit just now?
[20:10] ---
    Well, who are you?
[20:12] ---
    Do you mind telling me your name?
[20:23] ---
    Thank you... for the water.
[20:26] ---
    You're welcome.
[20:31] ---
    Will you... be my friend?
[20:34] ---
    Of course.
[20:36] ---
    I'm glad.
[20:38] ---
    Then... come with me.
[20:42] ---
    Let's burn up together.
[20:44] ---
    Won't you come...
[20:46] ---
    ...and die with me?
[20:54] ---
    See? You'll soon forget about me...
[21:03] ---
    You liar.
[21:07] ---
    She's burning everything!
[21:09] ---
    Get away, Iride! Iride! Iride!
[21:31] ---
    We can be friends.
[21:38] ---
    But I...
[21:41] ---
    ...can't go with you right now.
[21:46] ---
    I've never broke a promise that I've made.
[21:53] ---
    Once it's all over...
[21:57] ---
    ...I promise.
[22:19] ---
    Good morning, Kudou.
[22:21] ---
    That's gross. Call me Anya.
[22:25] ---
    Himiko!
[22:30] ---
    The rest of you were waiting in the theater?
[22:33] ---
    Yeah. I'm glad you're all okay.
[22:44] ---
    What? Quit your staring.
[22:48] ---
    Don't you think it's strange?
[22:51] ---
    To clear it so suddenly...
[22:54] ---
    Don't you dare lose that.
    I'm not doing that all over again.
[22:59] ---
    Also, I probably should apologize.
[23:04] ---
    For what?
[23:06] ---
    For smacking you when we first met.
[23:08] ---
    Oh, it's fine.
[23:10] ---
    You're not mad?
[23:12] ---
    Not at all.
[23:13] ---
    Why not?
[23:20] ---
    Actually, I don't get upset by most things.
[23:26] ---
    Are you serious?
[23:28] ---
    I knew it... You're weird after all.

Season 1

E2 - Born This Way

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[00:04] ---
    Neigh.
[00:06] ---
    "PakaPaka Farms"
    "Nothing but Alpacas"
    Stage 3 is a dating sim nurturing simulation.
[00:10] ---
    Throbbing Egg ~ Lady Murasaki.
[00:13] ---
    My goodness. It's such a nice day
    and you all look so grumpy.
[00:17] ---
    Akatsuki, wait! Don't move!
[00:21] ---
    Oh, what we have here is a Pakamera.
[00:25] ---
    Pakamera?
[00:26] ---
    They're robots inhabiting 13th Avenue
    who film throughout the area...
[00:30] ---
    ...with the lenses in their eyes.
[00:33] ---
    While the city's main cameras are
    stationary, these act as a supplement.
[00:37] ---
    Not only can they film outside, but their
    ability to follow permits the viewers...
[00:41] ---
    ...to experience the stream
    as if they were there.
[00:45] ---
    By the way, any facilities of
    Genome Tower and the city itself...
[00:49] ---
    ...are completely yours to use as you please.
[00:52] ---
    However...
[00:54] ---
    The tower's Floor 51
    and above are forbidden.
[00:58] ---
    Violators will be severely punished,
    so do please take care.
[01:12] ---
    "The Ones Within"
[02:37] ---
    I will now explain the rules.
[02:40] ---
    You will raise the girl born from this egg
[02:43] ---
    as well as help her get along
    with the school idol, Hikaru Genji.
[02:48] ---
    It's a nurturing game and a
    dating sim mixed together then?
[02:54] ---
    Incredible! It's like a dinosaur egg!
[02:57] ---
    Lend me a drill, Mr. Alpaca!
    I've got to see what's inside!
[03:01] ---
    Please don't. The girl's ingredients
    will come spilling out.
[03:05] ---
    The girl's ingredients?!
[03:07] ---
    By the way, this stage requires
    at least four Let's Players.
[03:11] ---
    There is no upper limit, so nominate
    whoever you feel worthy.
[03:15] ---
    Please take some time to make your decision.
[03:18] ---
    Nurturing games are
    up your alley, little bean.
[03:19] ---
    "Soft-Spoken Let's Player: Himiko Inaba"
    Nurturing games are
    up your alley, little bean.
[03:21] ---
    "Soft-Spoken Let's Player: Himiko Inaba"
[03:25] ---
    Did you nominate Beantsuki?
[03:27] ---
    I did not.
[03:28] ---
    Since this is part dating sim... Aikawa.
[03:30] ---
    "Of Few Words Let's Player: Makino Aikawa"
    Since this is part dating sim... Aikawa.
[03:32] ---
    "Of Few Words Let's Player: Makino Aikawa"
[03:34] ---
    "Of Few Words Let's Player: Makino Aikawa"
    I-Is he okay?
[03:35] ---
    "Of Few Words Let's Player: Makino Aikawa"
    You should at least keep your
    eyes shut, Makimaki. They'll dry out.
[03:38] ---
    You should at least keep your
    eyes shut, Makimaki. They'll dry out.
[03:40] ---
    If no one else cares,
    I'd like to participate again.
[03:43] ---
    Didn't learn from last time, idiot?
[03:46] ---
    Would you like to join, Anya?
[03:48] ---
    Ain't gonna happen.
[03:49] ---
    I'll pass. There's no way
    I'm doing two in a row.
[03:52] ---
    Given the genre, this one
    shouldn't be scary though.
[03:55] ---
    Wh-What are you talking about?
    The last one wasn't scary either!
[03:59] ---
    Wh-What about Oshigiri? You seem
    like you can handle girls well.
[04:03] ---
    H-Huh? No, I'm...
[04:05] ---
    Zak here is incredibly bad
    at dealing with girls!
[04:09] ---
    I-I wouldn't say incredibly bad...
[04:16] ---
    Pathetic! You're scared of 'em!
[04:19] ---
    That's so cute of you!
[04:21] ---
    Is that an insult I hear, you bastard?!
[04:23] ---
    You got a bone to pick with me?!
[04:25] ---
    Eh?! Forget your bone, I'm picking a fight!
[04:28] ---
    Are you an idiot?!
[04:29] ---
    It takes one to know one!
[04:35] ---
    Sorry, but I'm going to sit
    this one out. Maybe next time.
[04:40] ---
    Where will you go?
[04:42] ---
    Exploring.
[04:45] ---
    Kai sure operates at his own pace.
[04:48] ---
    Isn't that the way Paka went?
[04:51] ---
    "Throbbing Egg User's Manual"
[04:52] ---
    "Throbbing Egg User's Manual"
    The Throbbing Egg takes in
    the breeder's preferences...
[04:53] ---
    The Throbbing Egg takes in
    the breeder's preferences...
[04:55] ---
    ...to determine the girl's
    looks and personality.
[04:58] ---
    It will hatch about one hour after warming up.
[05:01] ---
    Warming up? So like this then?
[05:05] ---
    Um, I don't think that heat will be enough.
[05:09] ---
    Even chicken eggs need to be
    heated to 38 degrees Celsius.
[05:13] ---
    Why the hell does she
    have to hatch from an egg?
[05:16] ---
    The guy's got some sick hobbies.
[05:18] ---
    "Kitchenette"
[05:19] ---
    Sensei! I found a heater!
[05:23] ---
    Let's use that and the fireplace.
[05:25] ---
    Humidity is important, too,
    so we'll place boiling water around it.
[05:29] ---
    And don't forget to roll it once in a while.
[05:32] ---
    What a pain in the ass.
[05:34] ---
    Let's just toss it in a bath.
[05:36] ---
    Yeah.
[05:37] ---
    Huh?
[05:38] ---
    Oh?
[05:41] ---
    Soft-boiled egg.
[05:44] ---
    That's really the first thing you're gonna say?
[05:48] ---
    --Zap.
    --Just don't talk!
[05:51] ---
    Zap in the microwave.
[05:53] ---
    If we zap her, wouldn't
    the pretty girl explode?
[05:56] ---
    The whackos are multiplying...
[05:58] ---
    Afro.
[05:59] ---
    Stop it!
[06:00] ---
    Character creation is no joke.
[06:03] ---
    If you screw with settings
    and mess them up just for fun,
[06:06] ---
    you'll end up regretting it
    when there's a serious scene.
[06:09] ---
    O-Oh...
[06:10] ---
    Starting naked or using
    "AAAA" for a name is absurd.
[06:14] ---
    Nurturing games take devotion.
[06:15] ---
    If you don't pour time, money,
    and love into it every day,
[06:18] ---
    it'll hurt your completion percent.
[06:20] ---
    It's because of all the effort it takes
    that makes completion oh so fulfilling.
[06:24] ---
    Girls, cows, veggies...
    They're all my cute babies.
[06:27] ---
    Let's all do our best for
    the babies... to the death.
[06:32] ---
    Whoa...
[06:35] ---
    Come on, everyone. Let's pray.
[06:38] ---
    Egg, oh egg. Please hatch soon.
[06:41] ---
    Fail and we'll make you
    into eggs with crab and ham.
[06:43] ---
    Eh?
[06:44] ---
    Savory egg custard and mayonnaise omelet...
[06:47] ---
    Oyakodon carbonara and eggs with crab...
[06:50] ---
    Eh?
[06:51] ---
    Aren't eggs with crab just so tasty?
[06:54] ---
    Pray for a healthy hatching!
[07:00] ---
    Kudou, tell us what kind of girl you like!
[07:03] ---
    Why should I?!
[07:04] ---
    The manual said it takes in
    the breeder's preferences.
[07:08] ---
    If you all say what kind of girl you like,
    I'm sure she'll be a wonderful girl!
[07:13] ---
    It'll be like a sleep over on a school trip!
[07:15] ---
    Oh no! Hurry up! The egg is cracking!
[07:18] ---
    Who cares about preferences?!
[07:21] ---
    How about a girl... in a school uniform?!
[07:23] ---
    I pray for an honest, kind, and healthy girl...
[07:27] ---
    I wish... I could see Pandarou again...
[07:30] ---
    Afro...
[07:45] ---
    Th-This is...
[07:49] ---
    Karirin!
[07:52] ---
    Is that supposed to be me?
[07:54] ---
    Please cut it out.
[07:55] ---
    Now, now. Would you like
    to join me for something good?
[07:58] ---
    I found a massive outdoor bath on Floor 30.
[08:02] ---
    An outdoor bath?
[08:04] ---
    Yup! And it must be fate
    that I found you here.
[08:07] ---
    I've been wanting to know you better.
[08:10] ---
    Right...
[08:13] ---
    Plus... We need to talk about Akki...
[08:18] ---
    The egg has broken... Yes...
[08:21] ---
    And all of our thoughts
    have indeed become one...
[08:31] ---
    Wh-What is this?
[08:34] ---
    Papa... Mama... Nice to meet'cha.
[08:37] ---
    Me name's Lady Murasaki.
[08:40] ---
    Murasaki has an accent...
[08:42] ---
    Akatsuki... Is the panda your doing?
[08:44] ---
    Wh-When I thought about my preferences,
    I might've goofed a little...
[08:48] ---
    This is a lot worse than a little!
[08:50] ---
    How can we win over the school
    idol with this clump of fur?!
[08:54] ---
    Kudou, that's going too far!
[08:56] ---
    She's charming and adorable!
[08:58] ---
    You're looking at her with
    a parent's eyes! Face reality!
[09:01] ---
    I am! In a girl-raising sim,
[09:04] ---
    the uglier their face, the cuter they become!
[09:07] ---
    By slowly raising their stats
    or spending money if need be,
[09:11] ---
    they'll develop a face everyone can adore!
[09:14] ---
    I'm sure Murasaki can become
    a wonderful lady, too.
[09:17] ---
    M-Mama, it's okay...
[09:20] ---
    Hmm?
[09:21] ---
    Someone like me is too big anyway...
[09:24] ---
    Me so hairy, too... And me spots
    aren't clearly black and white...
[09:27] ---
    Nobody would ever wanna
    love someone like me...
[09:31] ---
    Your personality sucks!
    And don't pull the afro!
[09:34] ---
    That's not true at all!
    Your mother loves you, Murasaki!
[09:38] ---
    Your father loves you, too, Pandar--
[09:40] ---
    Ahem! I just love how your black
    and white spots mix together!
[09:44] ---
    Can me really pull it off? Can me change?
[09:47] ---
    You can! You can do it, Murasaki!
[09:50] ---
    My head seriously hurts.
    Would you say something, too?
[09:54] ---
    Stare...
[09:56] ---
    Huh?
[09:57] ---
    Stare...
[10:02] ---
    Huh?
[10:04] ---
    Eh?
[10:07] ---
    So you only met with Akki
    after coming here, huh?
[10:10] ---
    You two get along so well,
    I thought for sure...
[10:13] ---
    Please, that weird-hair wacko?
[10:19] ---
    You know what? I'm what
    they call a "complete" freak.
[10:22] ---
    I've got to know everything about those I like.
[10:25] ---
    I'm quite taken by you, too.
[10:27] ---
    E-Even if we're both girls,
    isn't being this close a bit... w-weird?
[10:34] ---
    Not once have I said anything
    about being a girl.
[10:46] ---
    N-No way... But you have some...
[10:53] ---
    And have... none...
[10:57] ---
    Sorry, sorry! I'm kidding!
[11:01] ---
    Take a look. That little act
    sure got the counter rolling.
[11:06] ---
    Th-They can see us here, too?
[11:08] ---
    I'm not positive, but I think
    that's a Pakamera there...
[11:14] ---
    Nice aim!
[11:16] ---
    Th-That damn Alpaca!
    I'm gonna skin him alive!
[11:20] ---
    Well, the 100,000,000
    view counter went way up.
[11:23] ---
    That means earning views isn't
    limited to those playing the games.
[11:28] ---
    No matter what we do or where we go,
    us eight are always Let's Playing.
[11:34] ---
    Which is why you and I really ought
    to get to know each other, Karin.
[11:39] ---
    He loves me, he loves me not.
    He loves me, he loves me not.
[11:43] ---
    He loves me...
[11:47] ---
    Papa, me thinks me might be sick...
[11:50] ---
    What?!
[11:51] ---
    There's a pain in me heart
    that won't go away...
[11:54] ---
    Mother!
[11:55] ---
    Yes?
[11:56] ---
    Murasaki isn't feeling so well!
[11:59] ---
    Could it be a cold?
[12:02] ---
    --Me chest! Me heart hurts so bad!
[12:05] ---
    --Murasaki!
    --Me chest! Me heart hurts so bad!
[12:07] ---
    The vet! Get the vet!
[12:09] ---
    I've got nothin' to say...
[12:15] ---
    I see... Murasaki has a crush on Makino...
[12:18] ---
    An annoying problem
    got even more annoying.
[12:23] ---
    Anyway, let's get to school
    first thing in the morning...
[12:25] ---
    ...and get this shitty game over with.
[12:29] ---
    Shitty game? There's no such thing
    as a shitty nurturing game.
[12:34] ---
    Hey, put that away.
[12:36] ---
    Take it back right now.
[12:38] ---
    What you just said is an insult
    to every baby born on this planet.
[12:42] ---
    I said put it away.
[12:44] ---
    Kudou! No matter what you say,
    you're her father, too!
[12:47] ---
    Hell no! I never gave birth to that furball!
[12:51] ---
    Don't play dumb! This is child neglect!
[12:53] ---
    Your temper's too short!
    Your eyebrows are too short!
[12:56] ---
    My eyebrows got nothin' to do with this!
[12:59] ---
    Hold on! If Anya is the father then
    what does that make me? A third wheel?
[13:04] ---
    You're just a regular idiot!
[13:06] ---
    Not the hair!
[13:08] ---
    Divine retribution.
[13:10] ---
    Huh?
[13:15] ---
    Shit! What the hell's wrong
    with that nurture freak?!
[13:17] ---
    My poor eyes are throbbing...
[13:20] ---
    I guess we're sleeping here tonight.
[13:24] ---
    Let's go to sleep, Anya.
[13:26] ---
    Ain't happening.
[13:28] ---
    Out of medicine anyway.
[13:30] ---
    Medicine?
[13:31] ---
    Forget it. But seriously...
[13:34] ---
    Shut up, Makino!
[13:36] ---
    "St. Shikibu Girl's Academy"
[13:40] ---
    Whoa! Now that's a wild girl!
[13:42] ---
    Me name's Murasaki. Nice to meet'cha.
[13:45] ---
    Uh-huh! Aren't you a sweet girl?
[13:47] ---
    Why are you here?
[13:49] ---
    To cheer you on. Figured your girl
    power was lacking for a dating sim.
[13:53] ---
    Sheesh.
[13:54] ---
    Let's go.
[13:57] ---
    Huh?
[13:58] ---
    "Protect" "Avenue"
    This is the St. Shikibu Girl's Academy!
[14:01] ---
    No one suspicious may enter.
[14:03] ---
    Eh? What's suspicious
    about our girl?! I'll kill you!
[14:07] ---
    This is the St. Shikibu...
[14:09] ---
    ...Girl's Academy. Men are not permitted!
[14:12] ---
    --Gah! Lemme down, jerk! I'll kill you!
[14:15] ---
    --Anya!
    --Gah! Lemme down, jerk! I'll kill you!
[14:16] ---
    --Anya!
    --Let go, you jerk!
[14:16] ---
    --G-Give him back!
    --Let go, you jerk!
[14:19] ---
    "Stage 3
    Anya Kudou"
    Give Anya back!
[14:21] ---
    "Stage 3
    Anya Kudou"
    A-A-Anya!
[14:23] ---
    "Eliminated"
    A-A-Anya!
[14:29] ---
    Mr. Genji! Eat mine!
[14:31] ---
    --I sure will.
    --Please eat mine, too!
[14:33] ---
    I will.
[14:34] ---
    "St. Shikibu Girl's Academy Teacher:
    Hikaru Genji"
    I made it during home ec!
[14:35] ---
    "St. Shikibu Girl's Academy Teacher:
    Hikaru Genji"
    That's wonderful.
[14:37] ---
    To think Mr. Genji was a teacher...
    It's a forbidden love.
[14:41] ---
    At least we know he has
    a stable job if he's a teacher.
[14:44] ---
    Well, Muramura? First
    impressions of Mr. Genji?
[14:47] ---
    H-He seems like a wonderful guy.
[14:50] ---
    All them girls around him were so cute...
[14:53] ---
    Compared to them, me so... me so...
[14:57] ---
    Y-You're incredibly cute, too, Murasaki!
[15:00] ---
    You need to tell the person
    you like how you feel!
[15:04] ---
    Let's think about what you can do
    to make him happy together!
[15:08] ---
    Mama...
[15:11] ---
    Would you cut that out?
[15:12] ---
    The person me likes...
[15:14] ---
    To make him happy...
[15:16] ---
    "Home Ec"
[15:17] ---
    "Home Ec"
    Sift the flour through
    the sieve a couple times.
[15:19] ---
    "Ingredients" "Panda Cookies" "Steps"
    It'll get the clumps out
    to cook nice and evenly.
[15:23] ---
    "Himawari"
    "Wheat Flour"
    A-Achoo!
[15:24] ---
    A-Achoo!
[15:25] ---
    "Keep it tidy!"
    A-Achoo!
[15:26] ---
    "Keep it tidy!"
[15:30] ---
    Would you guys just...
[15:32] ---
    ...get out!
[15:36] ---
    Let's go see what Mr. Genji is up to.
[15:39] ---
    Mmm.
[15:43] ---
    It's tough being the idol of the school...
[15:47] ---
    Damn those immature brats.
[15:49] ---
    Can't they give something
    thoughtful for once?
[15:52] ---
    Something befitting of the
    gorgeous and beautiful me...
[15:56] ---
    For example, yes...
[15:58] ---
    Dom Perignon!
[16:01] ---
    --Yeah, nice shot, me! I'm the best!
    - The best! The best!
[16:05] ---
    --Stare...
    --Yeah, nice shot, me! I'm the best!
    The best! The best!
[16:08] ---
    I-I think we saw something amazing...
[16:11] ---
    We've got to tell the others quick.
[16:14] ---
    Excuse me.
[16:20] ---
    A-Are you okay?
[16:22] ---
    Uh, sorry! What can I do for you?
[16:25] ---
    Um, me wanted to give you
    something me made.
[16:30] ---
    Uh... Oh, how nice of you!
[16:35] ---
    Many thanks! I appreciate it!
[16:38] ---
    Th-Then, me will excuse meself.
[16:47] ---
    I'm mad! What the hell was that?!
[16:50] ---
    It's maddening that she's
    more stunning than me!
[16:53] ---
    It's unforgivable!
[16:56] ---
    Because I... I have to shine
    more than anyone else...
[17:01] ---
    They'll say it to me again...
    That I don't live up to my name...
[17:06] ---
    What?
[17:10] ---
    M-Me heard a loud voice, so...
[17:15] ---
    Um, Mr. Genji is plenty--
[17:17] ---
    You saw, right?
[17:19] ---
    You saw that embarrassing side of me, right?
[17:23] ---
    We can't have that...
[17:26] ---
    Because I... am always sparkling.
[17:29] ---
    I'm the pretty Mr. Genji after all!
[17:36] ---
    Murasaki!
[17:44] ---
    M-Makino!
[17:46] ---
    Wh-What's your problem? I'm a teacher!
[17:50] ---
    How dare you do that to me!
[18:02] ---
    Oh! Are you a transfer student?
[18:05] ---
    Forgive me! What's your class
    and name? What's your birthd--
[18:10] ---
    --Makino is awesome!
[18:12] ---
    --Makimaki can bewitch people
    with his eyes in just five seconds!
    --Makino is awesome!
[18:13] ---
    --Makimaki can bewitch people
    with his eyes in just five seconds!
[18:16] ---
    Awesome! But scary!
[18:20] ---
    Um, don' do that. It's dirty
    and all disfigured now...
[18:28] ---
    --Makino is awesome!
[18:29] ---
    --Perfect form, Makimaki!
    --Makino is awesome!
[18:32] ---
    "Science Room 2"
[18:35] ---
    These are for y'all. Me wanted
    everyone to have one.
[18:39] ---
    Me went and made these in secret.
[18:41] ---
    Could you please give one of these
    to me Papa with the scary face?
[18:46] ---
    Anya... I wonder if he's doing all right?
[18:49] ---
    Move it, punk! Where the hell am I?!
[18:53] ---
    Why don't you just forget about him?
[18:55] ---
    B-But, me can't jus' leave him alone...
[18:59] ---
    Me wants to tell him when he wakes up...
[19:02] ---
    That to me, Hikaru Genji is the most
    sparklin' teacher there's ever been.
[19:11] ---
    Murasaki...
[19:13] ---
    Then I'll punch him a few times in your place.
[19:17] ---
    I wonder why it feels like Mr. Genji
    isn't going to wake for a while?
[19:51] ---
    Me so blessed and happy...
[19:54] ---
    Murasaki?
[19:57] ---
    Me thinks it's time.
[20:02] ---
    Um...
[20:06] ---
    Mama... Papa, too...
[20:09] ---
    Uh, um...
[20:15] ---
    Could you please hug me one last time?
[20:41] ---
    "Science Room 2"
[20:43] ---
    "Ingredients" "Panda Cookies" "Steps"
[21:04] ---
    The hell's this?
[21:06] ---
    Murasaki wanted you to have that.
[21:22] ---
    Hey, where'd you two go?
[21:24] ---
    In the end, we cleared Stage 3 in one piece.
[21:31] ---
    Did something happen?
[21:33] ---
    Um, well...
[21:35] ---
    It's a long story.
[21:40] ---
    Good night.

Season 1

E3 - Clumsy Pretender

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[00:07] ---
    Is everyone here?
[00:09] ---
    We need to talk about something.
[00:11] ---
    What is it?
[00:13] ---
    Actually, while you guys
    were busy playing Stage 3...
[00:23] ---
    Onigasaki.
[00:25] ---
    How long have you been there, Oshigiri?
[00:29] ---
    How about you save your stealth
    for inside the games?
[00:34] ---
    I thought I'd get myself a pelt
    from a certain disgusting animal.
[00:43] ---
    It's like there's no one around...
[00:45] ---
    And not just here...
[00:47] ---
    I passed by numerous buildings
    on the way here from the forest,
[00:51] ---
    but every one was vacant.
[00:53] ---
    Except for us, there's not a person in sight.
[00:56] ---
    Do you think the whole city is empty?
[00:59] ---
    I doubt that alpaca can run
    a city of this size by himself.
[01:03] ---
    There has to be some link to the outside...
[01:12] ---
    Let's head back. If he finds us, we're--
[01:15] ---
    But I've already found you.
[01:23] ---
    What... the heck?
[01:26] ---
    ♪ Ding dong, ding neigh. ♪
[01:29] ---
    Emergency notice.
[01:31] ---
    As a penalty for breaking the rules,
[01:34] ---
    I prepared a difficulty-level "S" stage
    and have temporarily sealed the tower.
[01:40] ---
    My apologies to those dragged into this.
[01:44] ---
    Stage 4: "Exterminate
    the Mimicry Man-eaters."
[01:49] ---
    Let us begin.
[02:01] ---
    "The Ones Within"
[03:30] ---
    Stay out of trouble, idiot!
[03:31] ---
    Watch your heads!
[03:34] ---
    Wha--?!
[03:35] ---
    You trying to kill us or something?!
[03:38] ---
    I helped you out, didn't I?
[03:40] ---
    You grazed me, you shit head!
[03:42] ---
    Oh, that's nothing. It'll heal with a lick.
[03:45] ---
    I can't reach that! I'm not a chameleon!
[03:47] ---
    Hey, cut it out.
[03:56] ---
    Why do people insist on fighting so much?
[04:06] ---
    Yuzu!
[04:08] ---
    Akki! Anboy! You guys
    take the long way around!
[04:12] ---
    Meet in the basement food storage room!
[04:14] ---
    Okay!
[04:20] ---
    And to think how energetic you answered...
[04:22] ---
    I'm very ashamed...
[04:25] ---
    Don't matter to me.
[04:28] ---
    You take one, too.
[04:31] ---
    Anya, I get D's in Phys Ed.
[04:33] ---
    I'm not expecting much anyway.
[04:39] ---
    What's the matter?
[04:40] ---
    Nothing at all. Let's get moving.
[04:45] ---
    Huh?
[04:46] ---
    Karin?
[04:48] ---
    Didn't you go running off the other direction?
[04:56] ---
    Something's up with her!
[04:58] ---
    Karin, are you all right?
[05:02] ---
    Huh?
[05:03] ---
    Hey, get back! She's...
[05:06] ---
    It's not occult girl!
[05:08] ---
    Ow! Ow, ow!
[05:10] ---
    I swear I'm not tasty!
[05:12] ---
    You little...!
[05:21] ---
    The hell were you thinking?!
[05:23] ---
    I'm sorry!
[05:25] ---
    Oh! We're almost to the exit!
[05:32] ---
    Anya?
[05:34] ---
    It's fine, go without me...
[05:37] ---
    Anya! Anya!
[05:55] ---
    It stopped?
[05:57] ---
    Why?
[05:59] ---
    The sunset?
[06:03] ---
    Yup, he's asleep.
[06:05] ---
    He ran out of juice and is out like a light.
[06:05] ---
    "Komemachi Sons"
    "Pre-Washed Rice"
    He ran out of juice and is out like a light.
[06:09] ---
    Anboy here hasn't got
    much sleep in a few days.
[06:13] ---
    He won't wake up no matter what we do.
[06:15] ---
    He's such a nuisance.
[06:17] ---
    Thank goodness. Anya was saying
    something about medicine before.
[06:21] ---
    Sleeping pills, perhaps?
[06:24] ---
    He always carried some around with him.
[06:26] ---
    Well, we can just ask him later.
[06:28] ---
    Right now, we ought to focus
    on that Karin look-a-like.
[06:32] ---
    It was probably one of those
    Mimicry Man-eaters.
[06:35] ---
    If we win by exterminating them,
    there's probably a bit more than one.
[06:40] ---
    Ugh...
[06:42] ---
    What kind of creature was it exactly?
[06:45] ---
    It looked completely identical to Karin.
[06:47] ---
    However...
[06:50] ---
    She approached me slowly
    with a creepy alien smile...
[06:54] ---
    Hey, that kinda pisses me off.
[06:56] ---
    And then she squeezed me
    so tightly... I was traumatized...
[06:59] ---
    You're pissing me off!
[07:01] ---
    --Hmph!
    --In any case,
[07:03] ---
    I think we should investigate a bit.
[07:06] ---
    Kai, I'd like to grab some
    things from my room.
[07:09] ---
    Would you be kind enough
    to be my bodyguard?
[07:12] ---
    Yeah, piece of cake.
[07:14] ---
    Also, Zak and Akki...
[07:17] ---
    I have a different favor to ask you two.
[07:22] ---
    It's not moving an inch.
[07:25] ---
    And it shrunk a whole bunch, too...
[07:27] ---
    What does Roromori want with this?
[07:30] ---
    I'm sure Yuzu has some sort of good plan.
[07:33] ---
    By the way, I take it you and
    Roromori know each other?
[07:37] ---
    Yeah.
[07:38] ---
    Though this is the first time we've met.
[07:41] ---
    She's mysterious... It feels
    like we've met before...
[07:47] ---
    We're back!
[07:48] ---
    A-Anya!
[07:51] ---
    He woke up a second ago.
[07:55] ---
    Good... morning.
[07:58] ---
    Feeling groggy still?
[08:00] ---
    I was worried when you collapsed like that.
[08:03] ---
    Where is this?
[08:04] ---
    The food storage room. I was worried.
[08:08] ---
    I fell asleep?
[08:10] ---
    Ah, crap...
[08:13] ---
    Yes, crap. I was worried.
[08:19] ---
    "Komemachi Sons"
    "Pre-Washed Rice"
[08:19] ---
    "Komemachi Sons"
    "Pre-Washed Rice"
    It's not even a big deal.
[08:22] ---
    It's common in my family to inherit
    some sort of sleep disorder.
[08:26] ---
    I can't fall asleep normally.
[08:28] ---
    I have to force it with medicine...
[08:30] ---
    ...or just wait till I hit
    my limit and collapse.
[08:33] ---
    I started streaming to
    keep myself busy at night.
[08:38] ---
    Uh, end of story! Quit staring!
[08:42] ---
    That's why you always have
    bags under your eyes...
[08:45] ---
    Pretty much.
[08:46] ---
    Is that why you're always
    annoyed all the time?
[08:48] ---
    Argh, pretty much!
[08:50] ---
    You forget your makeup?
[08:51] ---
    Huh?! What the hell are--
[08:53] ---
    Time for a snack. Bread is the bomb!
[08:59] ---
    Isn't it so yummy?
[09:01] ---
    Uh, yeah...
[09:04] ---
    Himiko's become such a strong girl!
[09:08] ---
    "Roromori"
[09:09] ---
    "Roromori"
    Where did I put it, meow?
[09:11] ---
    I'll stomp on you!
[09:14] ---
    Ooh, there it is!
[09:16] ---
    "Gene Structure"
    "The Chemical Formula of Men and Women"
[09:18] ---
    What's that stuff?
[09:22] ---
    It's the ace up my sleeve.
[09:25] ---
    There's poison in it.
[09:29] ---
    Why do you have that?
[09:31] ---
    Hmm? It's just a hobby of mine.
[09:36] ---
    A photo of Iride...
[09:38] ---
    Roro, you dropped...
[09:51] ---
    What's the matter?
[09:53] ---
    "Experiment in Progress
    No peeking!
    Yuzu"
[10:01] ---
    You can't beat this stuff...
[10:12] ---
    Keep this a secret from Akki.
[10:15] ---
    It's embarrassing.
[10:25] ---
    Eradicate?
[10:26] ---
    That's right.
[10:28] ---
    While we've been busy running around,
    the ivy has overrun the tower.
[10:33] ---
    I thought about fighting it with fire,
    but we're inside, so...
[10:36] ---
    Instead, we'll wait for sunset
    and begin the eradication.
[10:40] ---
    It's definitely the quickest way to handle it.
[10:43] ---
    We'll divide these up
    and inject them into the roots.
[10:46] ---
    What is this stuff?
[10:48] ---
    It's poison.
[10:50] ---
    If you come across a Man-eater,
    give it a whole shot of this.
[10:54] ---
    It'll die from the inside out.
[10:59] ---
    What a pretty color.
    I've never seen anything like it.
[11:02] ---
    R-Right?! It's a raw undiluted solution!
[11:05] ---
    It's made to ward off
    the jungle's big predators!
[11:08] ---
    The translucence and color
    totally blows my mind!
[11:11] ---
    That's my Akki! I knew you'd
    be able to appreciate it!
[11:14] ---
    Uh-huh!
[11:15] ---
    Hey! What if one of those breaks?!
[11:17] ---
    Huh? He'd totally kick the bucket.
[11:20] ---
    Stand up for yourself!
[11:22] ---
    Roromori.
[11:23] ---
    Why do you even have that?
[11:28] ---
    Didn't you know, Zakk?
[11:30] ---
    Walking alone at night can be dangerous.
[11:32] ---
    To keep perverts at bay, girls these days
    carry their own personal poison.
[11:37] ---
    P-Personal poison?
[11:40] ---
    I-I had no idea...
    'Cuz I go to a boys' school...
[11:44] ---
    They don't!
[11:46] ---
    Even Himi knows how smart
    it is to arm herself.
[11:50] ---
    We can never be too prepared.
[11:51] ---
    That's right. I'm all for self-defense.
[11:54] ---
    More like excessive force!
[11:57] ---
    ♪ Ding dong, ding neigh. ♪
[12:01] ---
    Good morning. This is Paka.
[12:04] ---
    It's now been one day since starting Stage 4.
[12:08] ---
    I'm glad to see you're all in good health.
[12:11] ---
    Now then, I have some great news to share.
[12:14] ---
    One week has passed in your real
    Let's Play... and my goodness!
[12:19] ---
    The view count has passed 5,000,000!
[12:23] ---
    You've achieved that faster
    than anyone in history.
[12:27] ---
    As the supervisor of the glorious
    13th Avenue... I'm so honored.
[12:38] ---
    If this is 13th Avenue, does that mean
    there're other cities like this?
[12:42] ---
    Are there others kept captive
    and forced to play games--
[12:45] ---
    Mr. Oshigiri.
[12:47] ---
    Have you forgotten the meaning of this stage?
[12:53] ---
    Do you have an apology for me?
[12:56] ---
    We just got lost.
[12:58] ---
    Oh? Lost?
[13:02] ---
    Running, are we? Despite what it might
    seem like, I do love playing tag.
[13:07] ---
    Then go play by yourself!
[13:10] ---
    Did you get him?
[13:11] ---
    I don't know, but I'm sure I hit something.
[13:24] ---
    He's a monster!
[13:29] ---
    It's punishment for you
    who touched upon a taboo.
[13:33] ---
    You mustn't do any needless exploring.
[13:38] ---
    Got it? Follow the ivy and try
    to pinpoint where the core is.
[13:42] ---
    We all need to be working in pairs.
[13:45] ---
    Even at night, avoid being alone.
[13:47] ---
    Right.
[13:48] ---
    Those on standby will stand our ground here.
[13:50] ---
    I'll be working on a follow-up plan.
[13:53] ---
    Karirin will be assisting me.
[13:55] ---
    Himi will prepare dinner.
[13:57] ---
    Makimaki is on sleeping duty.
[14:00] ---
    Don't you guys have it easy?
[14:02] ---
    That's not true at all.
[14:05] ---
    Though, it'll be problematic
    to tell apart real and fake people.
[14:09] ---
    Shall we decide a password?
[14:12] ---
    I've got it...
[14:14] ---
    Wh-What?
[14:15] ---
    Let's make it something about Karirin.
[14:17] ---
    What does she remind you of?
[14:20] ---
    Facial pummel.
[14:21] ---
    That only applies to you, Akki.
[14:23] ---
    How about short-tempered?
[14:25] ---
    Scaredy.
[14:26] ---
    Noisy.
[14:27] ---
    Good ideas! Have any others?
[14:29] ---
    Chicken.
[14:30] ---
    Gorilla.
[14:30] ---
    Chi-Chickrilla.
[14:32] ---
    Um, hello? You're pissing me off.
[14:34] ---
    I'll kill all of you.
[14:36] ---
    Hey, everyone!
[14:37] ---
    Hmm?
[14:38] ---
    Before you all go, why don't you have one?
[14:42] ---
    Approved! Listen up, guys!
[14:45] ---
    When one person says "Karin,"
    the other says "Pudding!"
[14:48] ---
    Yes! Pudding, pudding!
[14:50] ---
    She already broke you in?!
[14:52] ---
    The operation begins in ten seconds!
[14:55] ---
    I wish you all good luck!
[14:56] ---
    --Disband!
    --Yeah!
[14:59] ---
    Hey, wait!
[15:07] ---
    It grows fast but withers even faster.
[15:11] ---
    Don't dawdle around. Let's move on.
[15:17] ---
    Anya.
[15:19] ---
    Eh?
[15:20] ---
    About that... sleeping
    medication that you use...
[15:24] ---
    If you asked Mr. Paka,
    I think he would get some for you.
[15:29] ---
    Hell no. Ain't happening.
[15:31] ---
    Why the hell would I ask
    that creep for a favor?
[15:34] ---
    I'll do the asking for you.
[15:36] ---
    Mind your own business!
[15:38] ---
    But...
[15:39] ---
    It'd piss me off for you
    to ask him a favor, too.
[15:49] ---
    Mr. Paka. You're seeing this, right?
[15:52] ---
    I'd like to talk to you later.
[15:55] ---
    As you wish, Mr. Iride.
[16:00] ---
    Cut it out, Onigasaki.
[16:03] ---
    Why not? Smacking them both
    sounds fine to me.
[16:07] ---
    Don't. Aikawa's done nothing wrong.
[16:10] ---
    If only it were Kudou...
[16:11] ---
    Wanna piece, huh?!
[16:15] ---
    You okay, Iride?
[16:16] ---
    Jerk. I'll seriously wallop you later.
[16:21] ---
    Anyway, why is it even active at night?
[16:23] ---
    Who knows? Maybe it saved up
    energy during the daytime.
[16:28] ---
    Makino, Karin! When I say Karin...
[16:31] ---
    No use, Iride. That's pointless.
[16:34] ---
    Huh?
[16:35] ---
    Aikawa...
[16:37] ---
    ...was fast asleep when
    we decided the password!
[16:40] ---
    Wake him up if you noticed!
[16:43] ---
    Huh? Do you think that it's sleeping?
[16:47] ---
    Oh! I've seen that happen
    on the train! So soothing...
[16:51] ---
    Don't be soothed!
[16:52] ---
    Let's just do them both...
[16:54] ---
    Wait! Why are you always
    so quick to resort to force?
[16:57] ---
    Because I hate waiting.
[16:59] ---
    They're both frickin' impostors!
[17:05] ---
    "Genome Tower" "30F Outdoor Bath"
    "10F Cafeteria" "6F Guest Room" "5F Theater"
    Everything but the main facilities
    being locked was a blessing in disguise.
[17:10] ---
    It was really only able
    to grow in the hallways.
[17:13] ---
    Did you have enough vials?
[17:14] ---
    We've got five left now.
[17:16] ---
    Well, I've got plenty other plans if need be.
[17:19] ---
    We'll have to see what tomorrow brings.
[17:37] ---
    Wake up.
[17:38] ---
    Hey.
[17:43] ---
    What's the matter?
[17:46] ---
    I have to pee...
[17:47] ---
    Huh?
[17:50] ---
    Come to the bathroom with me!
    We're supposed to stay in pairs!
[17:57] ---
    You really, really, really,
    really better not leave!
[18:00] ---
    I'm right here.
[18:14] ---
    I need to use the bathroom, too...
[18:38] ---
    Y-You scared me.
[18:40] ---
    Yuzu, this is the men's restroom.
[18:45] ---
    Yuzu? Huh?
[18:55] ---
    I knew it. Right again.
[18:58] ---
    Don't you know?
[19:00] ---
    Akki is ambidextrous.
[19:02] ---
    Though left-handed until kindergarten,
[19:05] ---
    he switched over to right
    before elementary school.
[19:08] ---
    Now he writes left-handed. Chopsticks, left.
[19:11] ---
    Handshakes right. Catches balls right.
[19:13] ---
    Bats either way. Turns faucets with left.
[19:16] ---
    And when he goes to protect himself...
[19:19] ---
    Left.
[19:20] ---
    You protected your face with your right hand.
[19:23] ---
    Did I now?
[19:25] ---
    And stopped the faucet right-handed.
[19:27] ---
    Communication, self-defense,
    the ability to lie...
[19:30] ---
    You're way smarter than
    the other Man-eaters.
[19:33] ---
    Perhaps you're their leader
    or something like that?
[19:37] ---
    Um, Yuzu? It's me, Iride. Akatsuki Iride.
[19:50] ---
    Hey, don't underestimate me.
[19:52] ---
    I've dedicated my entire
    life to observing Akki.
[19:56] ---
    Out of love, resentment, and curiosity...
[20:02] ---
    To be honest, I could care less
    if you really were actually Akki.
[20:07] ---
    I've always wanted to dissect you.
[20:10] ---
    Because I love you so much.
[20:14] ---
    Your outside, your inside, everything...
[20:18] ---
    I've got to complete you!
[20:22] ---
    Hey, what in the world are you anyway?
[20:27] ---
    Thanks to you, my research will never be--
[20:53] ---
    It's not fair to smile like that.
[20:57] ---
    I was actually lost on
    what to do for a moment.
[21:15] ---
    Looks like it's all withered away.
[21:17] ---
    I guess the poison did its job.
[21:20] ---
    More importantly, what's up with those two?
[21:26] ---
    Even I feel a little guilty, you know?
[21:31] ---
    About what?
[21:36] ---
    The only thing that matters
    is that you're safe.
[21:40] ---
    Thank you.
[21:45] ---
    I should've kissed him while
    I had the chance, meow!
[21:49] ---
    Hmm?
[22:00] ---
    Anya.
[22:01] ---
    Eh?

Season 1

E4 - Daydream and Nightmare

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[00:30] ---
    Himiko.
[00:32] ---
    I finally found you.
[00:34] ---
    Iride...
[00:35] ---
    Here. This came as a toy
    in the kid's lunch I had yesterday.
[00:40] ---
    It's yours if you want it.
[00:43] ---
    Thank you very much!
[00:46] ---
    --By the way, Iride...
    --Hmm?
[00:48] ---
    What happened to your cheek?
[00:51] ---
    Oh, this is just... Uh, I fell over.
[00:55] ---
    Did Kudou play a part in this?
[00:57] ---
    Yeah...
[00:58] ---
    Did you have a fight?
[01:00] ---
    Hmm... I wonder if you could call that a fight?
[01:04] ---
    I don't think he wants
    to speak with me anymore.
[01:19] ---
    "The Ones Within"
[02:53] ---
    What's that?
[02:54] ---
    Anya? Mind if I sit next to you?
[02:58] ---
    --Don't.
    --I-I'll even eat your peppers!
[03:01] ---
    No need. I'll leave 'em.
[03:02] ---
    You better not leave them.
[03:05] ---
    You better not leave them.
[03:07] ---
    Wh-Whoa! The hell you doing?!
[03:10] ---
    Don't tap my shoulder with a weapon!
[03:12] ---
    Those peppers were raised by farmers
    with love and shipped off to enjoy.
[03:16] ---
    You could say they entrusted us
    to take care of their babies.
[03:20] ---
    You better not leave them.
[03:22] ---
    People don't ship off their babies!
[03:26] ---
    Anya...
[03:29] ---
    What happened between you two?
[03:32] ---
    Well...
[03:34] ---
    Um...
[03:36] ---
    More importantly...
[03:39] ---
    Have you seen Kai or Zak yet today?
[03:42] ---
    I haven't seen either of them.
[03:46] ---
    I see...
[03:56] ---
    I knew there was no one here.
[03:58] ---
    It's not like they're hiding somewhere either.
[04:06] ---
    Are you a ghost or something?
    I wish you'd stop hiding your presence.
[04:11] ---
    I don't mean to, but...
[04:13] ---
    If you're reckless again, it'll cause
    more trouble for the others.
[04:18] ---
    So what? Have you come to lecture me?
[04:24] ---
    Hey!
[04:31] ---
    There's no one around, like I thought.
[04:34] ---
    It's brand new but covered in dust...
[04:37] ---
    An empty city made just for the game?
[04:42] ---
    At least we know, on the outside,
    there're probably people looking for us.
[04:46] ---
    So what? Do you miss your family that much?
[04:52] ---
    I'm here for a reason.
[04:54] ---
    And I won't leave till I'm done.
[05:02] ---
    I'm searching for my twin sister.
[05:10] ---
    "Liver Rolling" "Eyeball Scooping"
[05:23] ---
    "Lollipops"
[05:29] ---
    The atmosphere here feels so different
    than the other places we've been.
[05:34] ---
    H-Himiko, are you scared? You okay? Scared?
[05:38] ---
    Um, no?
[05:39] ---
    In that case, I'll hold your hand!
    You wanna hold hands, right?!
[05:44] ---
    Hand sweat...
[05:46] ---
    No fair! I want in, too!
[05:48] ---
    Me, too! Me, too!
[05:51] ---
    Hey, you're blocking the path.
    Don't spread out.
[05:55] ---
    Stage 5 is "Demon Extermination."
[05:59] ---
    Kakuriyo village here will be holding
    a repose of souls festival tonight.
[06:04] ---
    But demons come to abduct
    pure maidens during all the commotion.
[06:09] ---
    In order to clear this stage,
[06:12] ---
    you must stop the abductions and
    rescue all of the captured maidens.
[06:17] ---
    This festival is the one event
    where failure is not an option.
[06:22] ---
    May you all proceed with caution.
[06:25] ---
    Rescue? Not extermination?
[06:28] ---
    Of course, wiping out the whole demon
    citadel is how to achieve the true end.
[06:34] ---
    But the demons this time are
    so strong, it's almost cheating.
[06:39] ---
    I'm not enough of a demon myself
    to give you such an impossible task.
[06:53] ---
    And here, we've arrived.
    I will guide you no further.
[06:58] ---
    You can listen to the rest
    of the story from the elder inside.
[07:01] ---
    They should be more familiar with it than I.
[07:05] ---
    This stage requires at least four Let's Players.
[07:08] ---
    There is no upper limit, but as it
    will incorporate sneaking around,
[07:12] ---
    I do not recommend having too many people.
[07:17] ---
    I wish you all good luck.
[07:22] ---
    For now, let's all go hear
    what they have to say.
[07:30] ---
    S-Someone go in first.
[07:33] ---
    Okay, I'll go!
[07:34] ---
    Hey, wait up! Wait up!
[07:36] ---
    Be a little more cautious!
[07:39] ---
    Didn't those two have a fight?
[07:43] ---
    Don't worry about it!
[07:44] ---
    An elder's house and king's throne
    are classic starting points in RPGs!
[07:50] ---
    It's not like I'll get stabbed
    with a knife right off the bat...
[08:00] ---
    Mind dropping that
    dangerous weapon, Missy?
[08:07] ---
    A-Are you demons?
[08:16] ---
    I'm the village elder, Kihachi.
[08:18] ---
    This is my granddaughter, Kikka.
[08:21] ---
    She simply jumped to the wrong conclusion.
[08:24] ---
    It's okay.
[08:25] ---
    Tonight, our village is terrified
    of an impending demon attack.
[08:30] ---
    Even I don't know if this is the night
    my cute granddaughter is taken away.
[08:35] ---
    This senile old man would risk
    his life to protect Kikka, but...
[08:42] ---
    Which is why, you see...
[08:44] ---
    "Visitors who come on the festival
    night will be greeted by death."
[08:48] ---
    That has become the
    defacto law of our village.
[08:51] ---
    The hell's up with your laws here?
[08:54] ---
    I now hear that you've come
    to put an end to the demon's brutality.
[08:59] ---
    I don't know if this will
    be of any use to you, but...
[09:02] ---
    ...the least I can do is give
    the goods in this hamper to you.
[09:07] ---
    I-It's really feeling like a real RPG this time!
[09:11] ---
    Is it treasure?! Equipment?!
[09:12] ---
    You guys are so dumb!
[09:15] ---
    Don't get so excited!
[09:19] ---
    "Obtained Sacrificial Robes
    (One size fits all) x 2"
[09:22] ---
    Tellin' us to go die?!
    You saying we should die instead?!
[09:25] ---
    Grandpa!
[09:28] ---
    You, give it back! Give me back my knife!
[09:32] ---
    Quit screwing around!
    Hurry up and gimme it!
[09:36] ---
    I think I'm becoming butter...
[09:38] ---
    But isn't it an interesting idea as a plan?
[09:41] ---
    If we can locate the demon base,
[09:43] ---
    we can rescue all the
    captured maidens in one go.
[09:47] ---
    If they're alive, that is.
[09:49] ---
    They're alive!
[09:51] ---
    You don't know that.
[09:53] ---
    I do know it!
[09:54] ---
    Just so you know, not all demons
    eat every person in sight!
[09:58] ---
    Enough, Kikka.
[10:03] ---
    This one won't be easy...
[10:06] ---
    But you're definitely participating
    in the stage this time.
[10:09] ---
    Huh?
[10:10] ---
    Didn't you promise to
    before the nurturing game?
[10:13] ---
    Sorry, but I'm going to sit
    this one out. Maybe next time.
[10:18] ---
    You remember that?
[10:19] ---
    'Course I do.
[10:21] ---
    Then I guess the first players
    this time are Kai... and Zak?
[10:25] ---
    Huh? Why me?
[10:27] ---
    You two have been getting along lately.
    You always vanish together.
[10:32] ---
    Not that I care, but...
[10:35] ---
    It doesn't matter to me either.
[10:37] ---
    All right, then we need two more.
    Are there any volunteers?
[10:42] ---
    I thought as much.
[10:44] ---
    But it's going to be all guys at this rate.
[10:46] ---
    Don't the demons
    abduct girls? Will this work?
[10:51] ---
    Yeah, it looks great on you...
[10:54] ---
    I cannot allow it.
[10:57] ---
    According to the ancient scrolls
    passed down for generations,
[11:01] ---
    the demons love bouncy, busty bodies,
    or so the legends say.
[11:13] ---
    What're you making it
    sound so dignified for?!
[11:16] ---
    G-Grandpa!
[11:18] ---
    Ah, man! Occult girl, you go!
[11:20] ---
    Huh? No way! You've got to be kidding
    if you think I'm in after hearing all that!
[11:25] ---
    What?! It's about time you
    participate in something, too!
[11:28] ---
    No! You stick on some meat buns and do it!
[11:31] ---
    Who would wear those?!
[11:33] ---
    Um, you might burn yourself
    unless you wrap them first...
[11:37] ---
    Not doing it! Keep your
    dumb advice to yourself!
[11:40] ---
    Hold on. Kudou has a vile face.
[11:42] ---
    Won't he just upset the demons instead of--
[11:44] ---
    Let's take this outside, jerk!
    How about you be the sacrifice?!
[11:48] ---
    Good idea! Zak will look good in girl clothes!
[11:51] ---
    That's one thing I won't do.
[11:53] ---
    --You'll look good!
    --I won't.
[11:55] ---
    And if you try to force me,
    I'll cut my tongue off right here.
[11:58] ---
    O-Oh...
[11:59] ---
    I've never seen Oshigiri
    this stubborn before...
[12:03] ---
    Then, Kai? Think you could
    take one for the team?
[12:07] ---
    No thanks. Someone of my stature
    won't seem like a girl anyway.
[12:11] ---
    "Sushi"
    Just say you kinda stretched out
    after hanging on a pole all night.
[12:15] ---
    "Sushi"
    No thanks.
[12:17] ---
    Jeez, you're a selfish prick.
[12:19] ---
    I really don't want to hear it from you.
[12:21] ---
    Say what now?!
[12:23] ---
    --Guys, could we please calm down?
[12:24] ---
    --You know what your problem is?!
    --Guys, could we please calm down?
[12:26] ---
    --In any case, I'm not doing it!
    - It's not happening! Never!
    -
[12:28] ---
    --In any case, I'm not doing it!
    It's not happening! Never!
    --You're so full of yourself, it ain't funny!
[12:30] ---
    --I'm telling you, no means no!
    --You're so full of yourself, it ain't funny!
[12:31] ---
    --I'm telling you, no means no!
    --C-Calm down! Ah!
[12:42] ---
    Have we calmed down now?
[12:44] ---
    Yes.
[12:45] ---
    W-We're up against cheat-level monsters.
[12:48] ---
    We have to unite and
    do this without fighting!
[12:51] ---
    I know! I've got a good idea, meow!
[13:13] ---
    Why Aikawa though?
[13:14] ---
    I guess you haven't heard, Zak.
[13:16] ---
    Looking into Makimaki's eyes enchants
    anyone, regardless of age or gender.
[13:21] ---
    We'll use our cheat on the cheats.
    Those demons are done for.
[13:25] ---
    Seriously?
[13:27] ---
    Want to try it?
[13:47] ---
    Enough. I feel strange...
[13:49] ---
    Awesome! But scary!
[13:52] ---
    What in the world are they doing?
[13:57] ---
    Got it? You're not to speak
    a single word, Akki.
[14:00] ---
    They'll find out you're a guy.
[14:03] ---
    Okay!
[14:03] ---
    If you really have to, speak in falsetto.
[14:06] ---
    Give it a try, just like I taught you.
[14:09] ---
    Hi! I'm Akki!
[14:14] ---
    "Pfft!"
[14:15] ---
    She's totally screwing
    with you, you know that?!
[14:18] ---
    Um...
[14:20] ---
    There's something that's been on my mind...
[14:23] ---
    Did you two make up after
    your fight? That's great!
[14:27] ---
    We never fought from the start...
[14:30] ---
    --Huh?
    --I'm saying we didn't fight!
[14:34] ---
    Anya ran out of medicine recently and
    hadn't been able to get much sleep.
[14:40] ---
    But he didn't want to ask
    Paka for some, so I...
[14:50] ---
    I told you I didn't want 'em!
    Don't do shit on your own!
[15:03] ---
    So that's how it was...
[15:04] ---
    That's no reason to hit him though.
[15:06] ---
    Would you shut up?
[15:08] ---
    Can't you see he was worried about you?
[15:10] ---
    Pfft! I don't wanna hear it
    from you, berserk girl!
[15:26] ---
    My feet... have gone numb.
[15:29] ---
    Will they really come out tonight?
[15:33] ---
    They'll come.
[15:35] ---
    They're already here.
[15:41] ---
    You foolish humans.
    You fell straight into the trap.
[15:45] ---
    You sealed your fate coming
    to Kakuriyo, the village of demons.
[15:49] ---
    You won't be leaving alive.
[15:52] ---
    Especially this one...
[15:54] ---
    You sure got me good earlier, didn't you?
[15:57] ---
    I'll make you regret ever
    standing up to the great Kikka.
[16:04] ---
    What is it, Missy? Something wrong?
[16:07] ---
    U-Um...
[16:10] ---
    Th-There's a bug crawling on your back.
[16:13] ---
    A bug?
[16:15] ---
    Take it away, Oshigiri.
[16:17] ---
    There's a 2 cm caterpillar climbing
    on your right shoulder blade.
[16:22] ---
    It's almost to your nape.
[16:24] ---
    I didn't ask for that sort of commentary.
[16:26] ---
    I don't like squishy bugs.
[16:30] ---
    So cute... It's so tiny and plump!
[16:34] ---
    Afraid of bugs? You sissy.
[16:36] ---
    Anboy, there's a Hercules beetle
    hanging out on your back.
[16:40] ---
    Seriously? Get it!
[16:42] ---
    It's the world's biggest!
[16:44] ---
    Would you both shut up?! Be quiet!
[16:58] ---
    Are these tonight's sacrifices?
[17:10] ---
    Change them!
[17:13] ---
    What...
[17:14] ---
    ...was that?
[17:15] ---
    Huh?
[17:17] ---
    Your bodies are not bouncy or busty at all!
[17:20] ---
    They're thin and frail like matchsticks!
[17:23] ---
    I'm honestly, you know...
[17:25] ---
    Naked, I'm... um... you know.
[17:29] ---
    Don't push your luck, man!
[17:31] ---
    But we've still got Makimaki's stare attack!
[17:36] ---
    Wake up, Makimaki!
[17:38] ---
    Enough chitchat. Bring out the women!
[17:46] ---
    You better cut this shit out!
[17:49] ---
    So that's where you were.
    Which one will it be, Kikka?
[17:53] ---
    This one! I want this one, Grandpa!
[17:56] ---
    She seems the softest of them all.
[17:58] ---
    Grandpa?
[18:00] ---
    Is he that bearded grandpa man?!
[18:04] ---
    Okay, okay. Let's go with her then.
[18:07] ---
    Hey, can't we take more than one?
[18:11] ---
    I really want that tiny one, too!
[18:14] ---
    I think that one over there looks
    much bouncier and bust-- Ahem...
[18:20] ---
    Um, don't you agree?
[18:22] ---
    No way. She seems scary.
[18:24] ---
    I see... Either way, the dungeon
    is packed to the brim.
[18:29] ---
    If you want another,
    you'll have to get rid of one first.
[18:34] ---
    Tsk! Fine...
[18:38] ---
    Um, could I come with you, too?
[18:42] ---
    Nope! I'd have to dispose
    of someone, so I don't need you.
[18:46] ---
    Oh, don't say that. It'll be like a trial.
[18:49] ---
    If you don't need me, get rid of me.
[18:51] ---
    Akatsuki! What the hell are you think--
[18:54] ---
    It's Karin.
[18:57] ---
    I can't let Karin be by herself.
[19:07] ---
    Please, Elder Kihachi!
[19:13] ---
    Very well.
[19:21] ---
    Dammit, Dimwitsuki!
[19:22] ---
    Calm down, Anboy.
[19:24] ---
    How the hell can I stay calm?!
[19:26] ---
    He just doesn't understand!
[19:46] ---
    Tsk.
[19:48] ---
    Don't come in.
[19:53] ---
    Anya, I only get D's in Phys Ed.
[20:00] ---
    If you happen to collapse again,
[20:03] ---
    I might not be able to carry you to safety.
[20:10] ---
    I...
[20:11] ---
    I want to finish this with everybody.
[20:14] ---
    I'll be upset if you're not there.
[20:31] ---
    I'm leaving your medicine right here.
[20:35] ---
    I'll be waiting outside.
[20:52] ---
    Um, it's raining harder than I thought,
    so can I wait in here?
[20:56] ---
    You know what?!
[20:59] ---
    You really are...!
[21:02] ---
    Sheesh...
[21:33] ---
    When you say everyone, that includes you...
[21:40] ---
    It's okay. The players have changed,
    but it's still going according to plan.
[21:45] ---
    What part of it? We've got
    no idea where they are.
[21:48] ---
    We do. You know the card Akki
    always hangs from his neck?
[21:51] ---
    I put a transmitter on it.
[21:55] ---
    We'll chase them wherever they go.
[21:58] ---
    We won't lose them.
[22:01] ---
    Not a chance.

Season 1

E5 - Dusk and Dawn

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[00:05] ---
    Get out!
[00:08] ---
    Do not step foot inside
    the Onigasaki estate ever again!
[00:16] ---
    I understand...
[00:17] ---
    Damn geezer.
[00:20] ---
    It seems like Master
    doesn't have much time left.
[00:23] ---
    That might explain why he's been
    so frantic to train Young Master Kai.
[00:28] ---
    Like I care.
[00:31] ---
    I'm not that geezer's tool.
[00:40] ---
    I won't become some ornament for the family.
[00:52] ---
    "The Ones Within"
[02:17] ---
    The transmitter isn't moving anymore.
[02:20] ---
    Got it. Shall we hurry?
[02:22] ---
    If we're slow, Kudou will smack us.
[02:25] ---
    I'm going, too!
[02:27] ---
    L-Let me go, dammit!
[02:28] ---
    You can't!
[02:30] ---
    --Outta my way! Move it!
[02:30] ---
    --And that's how you use the transmitter.
    --Outta my way! Move it!
[02:33] ---
    Please bring them back to us.
[02:35] ---
    We're all counting on you.
[02:39] ---
    If we botch this up, we'll
    probably get drugged by Roro.
[02:42] ---
    Kudou lets his emotion take over.
[02:45] ---
    It was right to leave him behind.
[02:48] ---
    You should be careful yourself.
[02:50] ---
    Yeah, yeah.
[02:53] ---
    In stealth games, rather
    than dispatching enemies,
[02:56] ---
    completing the mission and returning
    safely are of more importance.
[03:01] ---
    Once we free the captives,
    we go straight back to the village.
[03:05] ---
    Don't even think about the demons.
    That's what Paka would want.
[03:10] ---
    Fleeing from the enemy, huh?
    I'm such a disgrace to my name.
[03:14] ---
    Living is top priority.
[03:17] ---
    If it gets in the way, abandon your name.
[03:24] ---
    You're so extreme.
[03:27] ---
    I'm here for a reason.
[03:29] ---
    I'm not letting it end here.
[03:32] ---
    You mean the thing with your twin sister?
[03:36] ---
    Say, why did you talk
    to me about that anyway?
[03:40] ---
    Everyone else is obediently
    playing the game...
[03:43] ---
    ...but only you are looking
    for the quickest way to escape.
[03:48] ---
    In other words, I think you're the
    most determined about getting home.
[03:54] ---
    "Enter and it'll be a bloodbath"
[03:55] ---
    "Enter and it'll be a bloodbath"
    Ooh! This room's pretty fancy
    compared to the others!
[03:57] ---
    Ooh! This room's pretty fancy
    compared to the others!
[04:00] ---
    I wonder if this is Kikka's room.
[04:05] ---
    How is it that you can stay calm
    no matter what happens?
[04:09] ---
    It's bizarre.
[04:11] ---
    But for me, it's perfectly normal.
[04:15] ---
    Karin! It looks like there's
    a doll house over there!
[04:19] ---
    But one that big is almost like a real house!
[04:22] ---
    You're awfully carefree considering
    we might end up being eaten.
[04:28] ---
    Eaten...
[04:29] ---
    That's right... We'll be made into food...
[04:33] ---
    Akatsuki guts mashed into terrine!
[04:35] ---
    Slowly-simmered Akatsuki stew!
[04:38] ---
    Baked and roasted Akatsuki as the main dish!
[04:40] ---
    And for dessert, Akatsuki Iride topped
    with loads of whipped cream!
[04:47] ---
    No! Anything but dessert!
[04:50] ---
    Karin's sure in top form.
[04:56] ---
    Karin! This bar is bent a little!
[04:59] ---
    You're right, but isn't
    it still too tight for us?
[05:04] ---
    I'll give it a shot!
[05:11] ---
    Look, I slipped out! You hurry up, too!
[05:14] ---
    Okay!
[05:24] ---
    Huh?
[05:29] ---
    Go ahead, laugh all you want!
[05:31] ---
    No, I'm not laughing.
[05:34] ---
    Hurry and hide!
[05:38] ---
    Hmm? Where's the other one?
[05:40] ---
    Did they slip through the bars?
[05:43] ---
    Y-You know what? How dare you--
[05:45] ---
    Well, you're the one
    I wanted in the first place.
[05:49] ---
    Who really cares?
[05:51] ---
    Ooh, so soft! So soft...
[05:54] ---
    Just what should I do with you?
[05:59] ---
    This place is big...
[06:01] ---
    Fortunately, there aren't any guards.
[06:04] ---
    Oshigiri, look.
[06:12] ---
    How elegant...
[06:14] ---
    Achoo! Aw, shucks!
[06:17] ---
    That was...?
[06:18] ---
    Iride? That you?
[06:20] ---
    Kaikoku! Oshigiri!
[06:25] ---
    I escaped by climbing through the attic.
[06:28] ---
    I see. Glad you're safe. And Sarayashiki?
[06:31] ---
    Oh, yeah! Big trouble!
    If we're not quick, Karin will...
[06:40] ---
    Hurry, hurry! This way!
[06:43] ---
    Right here!
[06:48] ---
    --Huh?
    --The hell is that?
[06:51] ---
    It's the dreaded Onibania family.
[06:57] ---
    Sorry, say that again?
[06:59] ---
    The Onibania family.
[07:02] ---
    She takes all the girls she abducts
[07:04] ---
    and plays a full-scale version of house.
[07:07] ---
    Karin was stripped in the blink of an eye...
[07:10] ---
    ...and turned into the newbie maid, Veronica.
[07:14] ---
    And all you did was sit there and watch?
[07:17] ---
    Yes, reluctantly.
[07:20] ---
    Meaning you saw her change clothes?
[07:22] ---
    Yes, reluctantly.
[07:24] ---
    Wh-What are you guys talking about?
[07:27] ---
    Come on, Veronica. Why don't
    you pour me some tea?
[07:31] ---
    You know what? Today I feel like Earl Grey.
[07:40] ---
    Aren't you listening, Veronica?! I'll fire you!
[07:42] ---
    Do it! I wish you would!
[07:45] ---
    Hold up! Are you a newbie?
[07:47] ---
    I wouldn't defy her if I were you.
[07:49] ---
    If you just do as she says,
    they won't need to hurt you.
[07:53] ---
    Just because I won't do--
[07:55] ---
    You'll get disposed of!
[07:56] ---
    Yup! If you go against me,
    I'll just have my grandpa smush you!
[08:02] ---
    The demons this time are so strong,
    it's almost cheating.
[08:06] ---
    If I call for him, my grandpa
    will come wherever I am.
[08:10] ---
    Unlike your friends who ditch you
    and run away on their own.
[08:15] ---
    So let's have you make me
    a delicious full-course meal, Veronica!
[08:19] ---
    See? Awful, right?
[08:21] ---
    So very awful...
[08:23] ---
    A-Anyway, her life doesn't
    seem to be in immediate danger.
[08:28] ---
    Iride, do you know where the dungeon
    the captives are being kept in is?
[08:34] ---
    Um, well, the first place we were
    locked up in is over there...
[08:40] ---
    The turtle-shell-bondage-tied
    Momotaro tower.
[08:43] ---
    That's disgusting...
[08:45] ---
    I haven't searched the pheasant,
    dog, and monkey-tied towers, so...
[08:52] ---
    This place as a whole is truly disgusting.
[08:56] ---
    Whose idea was all this?
[08:57] ---
    Achoo!
[08:59] ---
    Shall we split up?
[09:01] ---
    Even if you find the dungeon,
    come back after confirming they're safe.
[09:06] ---
    We can release everyone
    after rescuing Sarayashiki.
[09:10] ---
    Meet here in 30.
[09:12] ---
    Okay.
[09:15] ---
    Iride, your foot.
[09:17] ---
    Eh? Huh? When did that...?
[09:20] ---
    But I'm still totally fine!
[09:22] ---
    G-Gah!
[09:28] ---
    Wrap up both your feet.
[09:31] ---
    Thank you!
[09:34] ---
    All right, I'm off now!
[09:37] ---
    Yeah, take care.
[09:41] ---
    I almost let that face get the best of me.
[09:44] ---
    That was close...
[09:49] ---
    Pheasant tower was a bust...
[09:55] ---
    Did he leave? Not good...
[09:59] ---
    A bracelet...
[10:09] ---
    Bingo!
[10:13] ---
    Where is the key to this place?
[10:15] ---
    Th-The demon girl with the long
    braided hair always has it.
[10:19] ---
    It's gotta be Kikka then.
[10:21] ---
    I wonder if she left it
    somewhere in that first room.
[10:30] ---
    Don't want it.
[10:31] ---
    Th-There're no peppers in it.
    I-It's got fish flakes.
[10:35] ---
    That's not the issue...
[10:46] ---
    You know what?
[10:47] ---
    Y-Yes?!
[10:49] ---
    I've been thinking it for a while,
    but you kinda remind me of him.
[10:53] ---
    Dimwitsuki.
[10:56] ---
    Do I really?
[10:57] ---
    Yeah. You know, it's like
    your aura or something...
[11:05] ---
    I take it all back.
[11:08] ---
    Where's Yuzu?
[11:10] ---
    She went back to Genome Tower.
[11:13] ---
    She wanted to watch the follow Pakamera.
[11:16] ---
    Iride, your foot.
[11:18] ---
    Eh? Huh? When did that...?
[11:34] ---
    "Enter and it'll be a bloodbath"
    I found the key to the dollhouse dungeon!
[11:37] ---
    "Dollhouse Dungeon"
    I found the key to the dollhouse dungeon!
[11:37] ---
    "Dollhouse Dungeon"
    This has to be it.
[11:40] ---
    Now just to keep out of sight...
[11:52] ---
    You should have behaved and been
    a plaything for my granddaughter.
[12:00] ---
    I believe you've gone too far, Lord Kihachi.
[12:05] ---
    It's you, huh? What do you want?
[12:08] ---
    Kakuriyo should be outside
    of your supervision area.
[12:12] ---
    You are free to make such
    grand claims, however...
[12:16] ---
    The entirety of 13th Avenue
    is under my jurisdiction.
[12:20] ---
    Hand Iride over.
[12:24] ---
    And you think I will?
    Remember, the lad said it himself...
[12:29] ---
    To dispose of him if needed.
[12:32] ---
    Understand, he is someone
    who is indispensable to me.
[12:37] ---
    Do you really want this, Lord Kihachi?
[12:40] ---
    Humans can be extremely fragile
    and delicate creatures.
[12:46] ---
    If you treat him any harsher
    than this, I will employ a reset.
[12:53] ---
    I am the supervisor.
[12:55] ---
    I control the game balance of 13th Avenue.
[13:00] ---
    I can overlook if you wish to behave
    like the king of the mountain.
[13:05] ---
    However, do not forget the fact that
    you are merely a character in a game.
[13:12] ---
    This which you're currently seeking to do...
[13:15] ---
    ...is equivalent to breaking
    the game system itself.
[13:20] ---
    It is troubling... and we mustn't have it.
[13:29] ---
    I hope you can make
    a wise decision, Lord Kihachi.
[13:35] ---
    Do you not wish to be with your
    granddaughter as long as possible?
[13:44] ---
    You buffoon.
[13:47] ---
    Hurry up and get lost.
[13:55] ---
    Thank you very much.
[13:57] ---
    Oh, you were awake?
[14:01] ---
    Mr. Onigasaki will be coming here shortly.
[14:04] ---
    I wish you the best of luck.
[14:11] ---
    Mr. Paka.
[14:14] ---
    Do you think... we could be friends?
[14:20] ---
    Mr. Paka, have you always
    been here all by yourself?
[14:25] ---
    Haven't you been lonely?
[14:28] ---
    You know, I...
[14:30] ---
    I'm really good at escape games.
[14:34] ---
    Can't we... escape this place together?
[14:38] ---
    I cannot.
[14:41] ---
    But why?
[14:44] ---
    I cannot... because of a promise.
[14:54] ---
    But why?
[14:59] ---
    Hey, how was it?
[15:06] ---
    My sister...
[15:08] ---
    ...was here.
[15:10] ---
    My sister was here.
[15:16] ---
    "The Ones Within - Genome
    Beta Version"
[15:17] ---
    "The Ones Within - Genome
    Beta Version"
    Two years ago, a beta version of
    The Ones Within made rounds on the net.
[15:22] ---
    "Congratulations"
    Two years ago, a beta version of
    The Ones Within made rounds on the net.
[15:22] ---
    "Congratulations"
    My little sister who played it went missing
    right before beating the game.
[15:28] ---
    Out of nowhere.
[15:30] ---
    For two years, I followed every single
    lead there was, but couldn't find her.
[15:36] ---
    The police and my parents were
    ready to give up the search.
[15:40] ---
    "Congratulations" "As a charismatic
    Let's Player, you have been chosen to participate
    in a closed stage of The Ones Within - Genome."
    Which is why I gambled on my last ray of hope.
[15:45] ---
    I purposely got abducted
    in order to find my sister.
[15:51] ---
    This...
[15:53] ---
    It's my sister's. It's her name...
[15:56] ---
    Are you sure?
[15:57] ---
    I don't know, but it's her name...
[16:01] ---
    It's her name...
[16:03] ---
    What if Sakura's still here?
[16:05] ---
    In the dungeons...
[16:07] ---
    Calm down. Where did you find that?
[16:11] ---
    In the pheasant tower...
    In a corner of the hall.
[16:15] ---
    Where's Iride? It's past 30 minutes.
[16:21] ---
    Oshigiri.
[16:24] ---
    Why don't you cool your head for a bit?
[16:28] ---
    I'll look around.
[16:33] ---
    Why's the signal coming
    from the Momotaro tower?
[16:36] ---
    Did he go there?
[16:40] ---
    Iride!
[16:42] ---
    I'm sorry...
[16:44] ---
    Elder Kihachi spotted me.
[16:50] ---
    Let's keep on the move.
[16:56] ---
    I found... the dungeon.
[16:59] ---
    It's down the stairs in the
    very back of the dog tower.
[17:02] ---
    I have the key...
[17:05] ---
    What's wrong?
[17:07] ---
    Um...
[17:09] ---
    I can't move my right arm.
[17:12] ---
    I cannot... because of a promise.
[17:17] ---
    That's strange...
[17:19] ---
    Why is Akki crying?
[17:25] ---
    Hey, sorry to keep you.
[17:27] ---
    O-Onigasaki!
[17:29] ---
    I'll open it.
[17:30] ---
    Okay!
[17:34] ---
    Make sure you rest it. It's probably broken.
[17:38] ---
    Let's get ourselves behind
    the pheasant tower.
[17:41] ---
    From there, we can see the
    smoke signal from the village.
[17:45] ---
    Smoke signal?
[17:46] ---
    As a landmark.
[17:48] ---
    Roro and them have a fire going.
[17:52] ---
    Is everyone out?
[17:54] ---
    Let's go.
[17:57] ---
    Sorry, go on without me.
[18:00] ---
    I need to confirm something.
[18:04] ---
    Go ahead with Iride.
[18:06] ---
    All right.
[18:10] ---
    Hey! What's wrong with you guys,
    inviting yourselves in?!
[18:14] ---
    Ahh, my dolls escaped!
[18:17] ---
    Unbelievable! How could you
    do this, you thieves?!
[18:21] ---
    You'll just have to make do with this.
[18:27] ---
    I don't want this! I like things
    that are pretty and cute! For example...
[18:33] ---
    Huh?
[18:35] ---
    What? You...
[18:38] ---
    Your face looks familiar for some reason.
[18:42] ---
    Answer me. Two years ago, did you
    take a girl with a face like mine?
[18:47] ---
    Huh? Two years ago?
[18:52] ---
    I forget.
[18:53] ---
    Well, remember!
[18:59] ---
    Who knows? Maybe I did,
    but she's gone now, so...
[19:04] ---
    I bet I got rid of her.
[19:14] ---
    What are you doing?!
[19:15] ---
    Oshigiri, you should go meet up
    with Iride and the others.
[19:19] ---
    But...!
[19:21] ---
    Because people who lose
    their cool just get in the way.
[19:29] ---
    All right.
[19:34] ---
    Does he have a death wish? That's so funny!
[19:39] ---
    That was the classic
    "Go ahead and leave this to me!"
[19:45] ---
    He's serious to a fault, so...
[19:47] ---
    Please don't tease him just for fun.
[19:50] ---
    Oh, so you knew I was lying then?
[19:53] ---
    That's right. I only teased him
    because he was acting that way.
[19:57] ---
    As if I could remember
    all of my dolls' faces anyway.
[20:01] ---
    Is that right? Then I can punish
    you to my heart's content.
[20:07] ---
    You get on my nerves.
    I never liked you from the start.
[20:11] ---
    A trash doll like you should just be crushed.
[20:17] ---
    Grandpa, I'm right here! I don't want this one!
[20:21] ---
    Come here quick and stomp on him!
[20:29] ---
    Why...?
[20:31] ---
    Why isn't he coming to help?
[20:34] ---
    G-Grandpa! Grandpa!
[20:41] ---
    I'm sorry, Kikka.
[20:44] ---
    I still want to... be with you...
[20:49] ---
    You really ought to stop sponging off him.
[20:52] ---
    If you don't learn to limit your selfishness,
    he'll get disgusted with you.
[20:56] ---
    That's not true! My grandpa
    loves me more than anything!
[21:00] ---
    Are you stupid?! No grandpa
    in the world hates their grandkids!
[21:06] ---
    Not necessarily.
[21:08] ---
    Not all families get along with each other.
[21:11] ---
    Choose your own path and you get cast out.
[21:14] ---
    It's only natural.
[21:19] ---
    Do you truly not remember her face?
[21:42] ---
    Your family hates you, don't they?
[21:46] ---
    You're envious, right? Of how well
    my grandpa and I get along...
[21:56] ---
    You poor thing.
[22:01] ---
    You poor little doll, you.
[22:16] ---
    You really don't trust me, do you?
[22:19] ---
    Onigasaki.
[22:27] ---
    Let's go home.

Season 1

E6 - Erase My Reality

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[00:06] ---
    Neigh... Neigh...
[00:10] ---
    The game this time is exceedingly simple.
[00:17] ---
    It will take place in these remote ruins
    of 13th Avenue's Dry Dry Desert.
[00:24] ---
    You are to venture to the
    deepest depths of these ruins...
[00:27] ---
    ...and obtain Chromosome 05 from the guard.
[00:31] ---
    That is all.
[00:32] ---
    Huh? That's it?
[00:34] ---
    However, only two Let's Players
    may participate this time.
[00:39] ---
    What's more, it must be
    a female and male pair.
[00:44] ---
    Now then, it's heart-throbbing,
    couple-making time!
[01:02] ---
    "The Ones Within"
[02:29] ---
    "Winner"
[02:31] ---
    Ain't it a bit rude to be crying?!
[02:34] ---
    And why the hell are you only scared of me?!
[02:36] ---
    Hey now! Quit teasing Himiko!
[02:39] ---
    I ain't teasing her! I should be the one crying!
[02:42] ---
    Mr. Kudou, I'm a very good person.
[02:45] ---
    I would never go berserk
    with jealousy and harm you.
[02:49] ---
    "Curse"
    But tomorrow, you'll chow down on pepper death!
[02:52] ---
    "Curse"
    You villain!
[02:54] ---
    U-Um... In that case, I can--
[02:56] ---
    Not a chance. You've got
    a broken bone, don't you?
[03:01] ---
    You need to rest for a while.
[03:02] ---
    Oh, it's fine. I'm ambidextrous, so--
[03:05] ---
    You need to rest.
[03:06] ---
    But my perfect attendance--
[03:08] ---
    You need to rest.
[03:11] ---
    It'll be fine, Himiko.
[03:13] ---
    Anya can be snappy sometimes,
    but he's actually very kind.
[03:18] ---
    I saw him spend a whole hour helping
    a beetle find its way out of the tower.
[03:22] ---
    What?! Don't waste an hour
    watching me do that!
[03:26] ---
    Hurry it up. We already drew lots.
[03:28] ---
    Shuddap! If you were in my shoes,
    you'd be squealing and crying!
[03:33] ---
    I can assure you I don't squeal. Nor do I cry.
[03:36] ---
    Eh? Should I make you cry right now?
[03:39] ---
    I know you're excited,
    but let me continue the explanation.
[03:44] ---
    Though the stage difficulty is quite easy,
    there is one taboo to be aware of.
[03:49] ---
    Taboo?
[03:50] ---
    You must not lie under any circumstance.
[04:04] ---
    It's getting narrower and narrower, isn't it?
[04:07] ---
    Hey, hurry it up. Don't fall behind. Tsk.
[04:12] ---
    He clicked his tongue at me! What do I do?
    I don't wanna make him mad!
[04:25] ---
    That's scary!
[04:27] ---
    I know I said not to fall behind,
    but this is damn close!
[04:31] ---
    Say something for crying out loud!
[04:39] ---
    Hey, talk or something.
[04:42] ---
    "Mom Switch ON"
[04:43] ---
    "Mom Switch ON"
    Kudou, have you been sleeping well lately?
[04:46] ---
    "Mom Switch ON"
    Have you been taking your medicine?
[04:48] ---
    Huh? What the...?
[04:49] ---
    When we passed by the light,
    your eye bags looked darker than usual.
[04:56] ---
    I'm sleeping.
[04:58] ---
    Are you being honest with me? Kudou?
[05:02] ---
    Give it a rest! I sleep like a log!
[05:13] ---
    What was that just now?
[05:14] ---
    Shh! Stand back. Something's coming.
[05:36] ---
    Um, is it okay to be lounging like this?
[05:41] ---
    What else can we do? It's so dark
    in there that the Pakameras won't go in.
[05:46] ---
    Even I'm worried about Ms. Inaba's well-being.
[05:50] ---
    Stuck all alone with a boy in a dark dungeon...
[05:54] ---
    That Mr. Kudou better not get any ideas...
[05:57] ---
    Wait, are you seriously hanging out with us?
[06:00] ---
    Go somewhere else!
    And bring me another pudding!
[06:03] ---
    Aren't you hot, Mr. Paka?
    You're going to get dehydrated.
[06:08] ---
    No, it's okay. My entire body
    was burned in the past...
[06:12] ---
    ...so I can't exactly expose my skin.
[06:15] ---
    I had no idea...
[06:23] ---
    Onigasaki.
[06:27] ---
    Thanks.
[06:33] ---
    I'm sorry about the other day.
[06:36] ---
    What other day?
[06:38] ---
    Referring to the demon hideout.
[06:43] ---
    I lost my cool because of my sister.
[06:47] ---
    I just couldn't stay calm.
[06:50] ---
    I don't know what you're talking about.
[06:59] ---
    Did you make any progress
    finding your sister?
[07:02] ---
    No. Though I did ask Paka about it later,
[07:05] ---
    he insisted he didn't know anything.
[07:07] ---
    Of course he would.
[07:10] ---
    Oshigiri... What do you think about Iride?
[07:15] ---
    Not much... I imagine he's
    what a little brother might be like.
[07:19] ---
    That's not what I mean.
[07:21] ---
    Huh?
[07:22] ---
    I'm honestly suspicious of him.
[07:26] ---
    Hey! What the hell are these!?
[07:29] ---
    We weren't supposed to lie in this dungeon...
[07:32] ---
    If this is the punishment for
    breaking the taboo, that means...
[07:36] ---
    "Sheesh"
[07:36] ---
    "Sheesh"
    Sheesh! You lied to me
    about sleeping well!
[07:37] ---
    Sheesh! You lied to me
    about sleeping well!
[07:41] ---
    Is this any time to care about that?!
[07:46] ---
    What now?
[07:47] ---
    Go back or break through?
[07:50] ---
    Let's... break though.
[07:54] ---
    We'll wait for an opening
    and slip right past them.
[07:58] ---
    All right. You're tiny, so you
    can squeeze right through!
[08:01] ---
    Okay, here goes nothing!
[08:15] ---
    The path!
[08:17] ---
    Just run for it!
[08:21] ---
    Kudou!
[08:30] ---
    You little...! Don't touch that!
[08:37] ---
    Idio...
[08:42] ---
    Wh-Whoa!
[08:43] ---
    Hey!
[08:47] ---
    You're kidding me!
[08:50] ---
    Heavy!
[08:51] ---
    Heavy?!
[08:59] ---
    Would you quit following me?
[09:01] ---
    Cheapskate! Hurry up and leave then!
[09:03] ---
    --I hope your dad gets hypothermia!
[09:07] ---
    --He's yours, too, moron.
    --I hope your dad gets hypothermia!
[09:09] ---
    Ken, I'm the one who's gotta deal with him.
[09:13] ---
    All right, all right. I'll buy you
    ice cream on the way back.
[09:18] ---
    What you want, Shinya?
[09:19] ---
    Whatever.
[09:20] ---
    And you, Anya? Chocolate?
[09:23] ---
    Chocolate mint.
[09:25] ---
    Got it!
[09:43] ---
    Stare...
[09:46] ---
    You're too damn close!
    And quit making that face!
[09:50] ---
    S-Sorry! I thought you might
    be hurt or something...
[09:57] ---
    Did I... say anything?
[10:00] ---
    Huh? No, not anything really...
[10:03] ---
    You serious?
[10:05] ---
    I-I'm serious.
[10:06] ---
    Look in my eyes and say it.
[10:08] ---
    "Threatens men and women equally"
[10:10] ---
    You yelled out "chocolate mint" and that's it!
[10:12] ---
    S-So I did say something!
[10:14] ---
    Well, forget it!
[10:24] ---
    Karirin!
[10:27] ---
    Jeez, would you cut that out?
[10:29] ---
    Aww, you're no fun.
    And here we're finally alone...
[10:34] ---
    Do you really need to keep up the act?
[10:36] ---
    It's Akatsuki that you like, isn't it?
[10:39] ---
    You don't have to use me to hide it.
[10:41] ---
    What, are you jealous or something?
[10:44] ---
    I'm not jealous!
[10:46] ---
    I'm just saying that you don't
    have to act like a clown all the time.
[10:50] ---
    Clown? I like it... Clowns are my role models.
[10:54] ---
    Soon you'll all think the same, too.
[10:57] ---
    You've all been chosen already.
[11:00] ---
    So you see...
[11:02] ---
    Could I have some of your saliva?
[11:07] ---
    Excuse me.
[11:08] ---
    Learn some manners, Kai. Need something?
[11:11] ---
    Well, Kudou and Inaba
    aren't done yet, you see.
[11:16] ---
    Iride's waiting at the ruins all depressed.
[11:18] ---
    What?! While holding his knees
    like a little wet puppy?!
[11:22] ---
    Whimper...
[11:24] ---
    Go hurry along and comfort him.
[11:27] ---
    Oh, all right! Thanks a bunch, Kai!
[11:42] ---
    Did I interrupt?
[11:43] ---
    No, not at all. When it comes to him,
    Yuzu can act so weird sometimes.
[11:49] ---
    Iride?
[11:51] ---
    They said it's the first
    time they've met, but...
[11:56] ---
    I swear it's like they've
    known each other for a while.
[12:08] ---
    The ceiling closed up on us...
[12:11] ---
    Might be a good thing since
    those things can't chase us.
[12:14] ---
    But the problem is, I don't
    see a way out of this place.
[12:18] ---
    Huh?
[12:28] ---
    It's like we're supposed to put our hands in.
[12:31] ---
    No way, something will happen.
[12:33] ---
    I don't wanna put my hands in there anyway.
[12:36] ---
    Why'd it have to be an alpaca?
    Be a panda or something!
[12:40] ---
    Watch it. Quit with the kicking, fool.
[12:43] ---
    Huh?!
[12:44] ---
    Wh-What was that?!
[12:47] ---
    I'm right here.
[12:48] ---
    Oh, yeah? And where the hell is that?!
[12:51] ---
    Ouch!
[12:53] ---
    Ow, ow, ow! That really hurt!
[12:59] ---
    Welcome, fools.
[13:02] ---
    It is time for your judgment.
[13:09] ---
    It is time for your judgment.
[13:13] ---
    Lies beget punishment. Truth begets reward.
[13:16] ---
    Ye who are lost within me,
    your honesty shall be explored.
[13:21] ---
    In doing so--
[13:27] ---
    Th-That hurts, you know!
[13:29] ---
    Shuddap! You talk awful
    damn snobby for being a wall!
[13:34] ---
    Where's the exit, huh?
[13:36] ---
    And dish out the Chromosome
    while you're at it. You got it, yeah?
[13:39] ---
    This seems more like a shakedown...
[13:42] ---
    Oh, really?
[13:45] ---
    The ceiling!
[13:48] ---
    Hey! Stop it!
[13:49] ---
    Goodbye, bald eyebrows.
[13:51] ---
    I hope you enjoy becoming a pancake.
[13:54] ---
    --Who you calling bald eyebrows, dammit?!
[13:56] ---
    --We're sorry! We'll listen
    to what you have to say!
    --Who you calling bald eyebrows, dammit?!
[13:57] ---
    --We're sorry! We'll listen
    to what you have to say!
    --You're just a wall! Who do you think you are?!
[14:10] ---
    You must answer my questions three.
[14:13] ---
    Huh?!
[14:14] ---
    Do so and you'll be rewarded.
[14:16] ---
    Question One: Memories.
[14:18] ---
    "Memories"
    Question One: Memories.
[14:20] ---
    You must speak... your first love.
[14:20] ---
    "Your"
    You must speak... your first love.
[14:22] ---
    You must speak... your first love.
[14:27] ---
    It is time you lay bare the truth.
[14:31] ---
    Kudou, stop it!
[14:32] ---
    It's really pissing me off!
[14:34] ---
    His attitude and face remind me of that jerk!
[14:37] ---
    What now, you oaf?
[14:39] ---
    Don't you drop it on me!
[14:40] ---
    Besides, I have none!
[14:42] ---
    Stop making things up
    when we have to be honest!
[14:47] ---
    You spoke the truth.
[14:51] ---
    Huh?
[14:53] ---
    Hmm? What's so surprising?
[14:56] ---
    N-Nothing...
[14:57] ---
    He has none...
[14:59] ---
    It is your turn, minuscule one.
[15:01] ---
    Huh? U-Um...
[15:05] ---
    Go on and say it.
[15:07] ---
    Go on, go on...
[15:12] ---
    H-He lived across the street...
[15:15] ---
    H-His name was Gotanda
    from the Whale Club!
[15:19] ---
    Don't!
[15:22] ---
    Hmm? Your first love was bright
    and brilliant like a bolt of lightning?
[15:27] ---
    No! It was normal!
[15:28] ---
    I gotta be careful not to piss her off...
[15:32] ---
    Question Two: Personal.
[15:33] ---
    "Personal"
    Question Two: Personal.
[15:37] ---
    That's disgusting!
[15:39] ---
    How rude of you to say.
[15:40] ---
    It's a personification creature--
    a Kapakapa Slime.
[15:44] ---
    It reflects that which supports you.
[15:56] ---
    Can I help you with something, Mr. Oshigiri?
[16:04] ---
    As I mentioned to you the other day,
    I do not know anything about your sister.
[16:10] ---
    It's not about that. What did
    you do to Roromori and them?
[16:15] ---
    I've been serving them
    a bunch of sweets, but...
[16:17] ---
    Don't play dumb. You--
[16:19] ---
    Oh! There's something I wanted to mention.
[16:22] ---
    The cleaning of the White Room
    has recently been completed.
[16:26] ---
    One of you may be able to enjoy it soon.
[16:30] ---
    Is that a threat?
[16:32] ---
    No, it is a warning.
[16:36] ---
    The White Room isn't just
    for those disqualified.
[16:39] ---
    It's also for removing those who greatly
    disturb the harmony of the game.
[16:46] ---
    But rest assured...
[16:48] ---
    The top contender at this
    point in time is Mr. Onigasaki.
[16:52] ---
    You little...!
[16:57] ---
    Aikawa.
[16:59] ---
    They're calling for you.
[17:01] ---
    Huh? H-Hey!
[17:06] ---
    That was an unexpected ambush.
[17:12] ---
    Hey, wait up, Aikawa. Who's calling for me?
[17:18] ---
    I lied.
[17:19] ---
    Wha...?
[17:27] ---
    This is... Iride, isn't it?
[17:31] ---
    Why is he...?
[17:33] ---
    Oh? You both see the same thing?
[17:36] ---
    Huh?
[17:37] ---
    Question Two: Personal.
[17:39] ---
    Appearing before you is the form
    of whom you're currently closest to.
[17:45] ---
    Wait a sec!
[17:46] ---
    You must speak five of their admirable traits.
[17:48] ---
    "Nice 2 Meet U"
    You must speak five of their admirable traits.
[17:52] ---
    N-Nice to meet you.
[17:54] ---
    Can't believe you're holding that!
[17:56] ---
    Um...
[17:58] ---
    Iride is kind, interesting...
[18:00] ---
    ...attentive, sincere, and I like
    how he's like a big brother.
[18:04] ---
    Oh! In just five seconds flat...
[18:07] ---
    I can say more!
[18:09] ---
    And what about you?
[18:10] ---
    Eh?
[18:11] ---
    Why do I gotta say something?
[18:14] ---
    Would you quit it?! I just
    gotta say something, right?!
[18:18] ---
    Tsk!
[18:20] ---
    Give it your best shot, Kudou!
    Just five things!
[18:23] ---
    I know that!
[18:35] ---
    Um! Uh...
[18:38] ---
    I think he's kinda interesting, too, but...
[18:42] ---
    What the hell?!
[18:44] ---
    I don't like when people are
    wishy-washy. I like decisiveness.
[18:48] ---
    It's just your preference?! Cut it out!
[18:51] ---
    Don't cheer me up, I'll get distracted!
[19:03] ---
    Shit...
[19:05] ---
    Um, um...
[20:05] ---
    Mornings...
[20:07] ---
    ...he comes to wake me up.
[20:10] ---
    And he eats all my peppers...
[20:13] ---
    When I can't sleep, he hangs out
    and plays games with me...
[20:20] ---
    A-And...
[20:26] ---
    He doesn't treat me differently
    even though I'm sick.
[20:33] ---
    Very well. That was pleasantly decisive.
[20:40] ---
    Now for the final question.
[20:41] ---
    "Confessional"
[20:43] ---
    It's beautiful...
[20:47] ---
    I hope... I can collect them all soon.
[20:50] ---
    Akki.
[20:55] ---
    Yuzu!
[21:00] ---
    I talked to Mr. Paka, but he said if nothing
    went wrong, they'd be back in an hour.
[21:06] ---
    Yeah.
[21:07] ---
    Do you think if I went in,
    Mr. Paka would get mad at me?
[21:10] ---
    Probably. I'd get mad, too.
[21:13] ---
    Eh?
[21:14] ---
    You're not suited for this dungeon at all.
[21:17] ---
    Ugh... They really are holding their knees.
[21:20] ---
    So much for Roro trying to cheer him up.
[21:23] ---
    You all came, huh?
[21:25] ---
    Don't you worry.
[21:26] ---
    In the rare chance something happens,
    Paka will do something about it.
[21:31] ---
    Besides, Kudou is as tough as a cockroach.
[21:34] ---
    Who you calling a cockroach, eh?!
[21:36] ---
    Don't you be slandering me!
[21:38] ---
    We're back!
[21:40] ---
    It's Himiko! And Anya!
[21:44] ---
    Anya!
[21:54] ---
    Final Question: Confessional.
[21:57] ---
    You must speak your sin.
[22:02] ---
    I...
[22:05] ---
    I... killed my big brother.

Season 1

E7 - Footsteps Outside

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[00:10] ---
    No way! I refuse to do it!
[00:13] ---
    I can't abandon him! I swear,
    I'll take good care of him!
[00:17] ---
    Puni!
[00:19] ---
    Hell no! I know the rest of us are gonna
    get stuck taking care of him, too!
[00:24] ---
    Puni puni!
[00:25] ---
    He already went and stuffed
    himself in my helmet again!
[00:28] ---
    Puni!
[00:30] ---
    It's pretty traumatic seeing a head
    stuck in there first thing in the morning!
[00:34] ---
    But I'm trying to train him!
    He can already hold out his hand!
[00:38] ---
    Go on, Punitsuki! Give it to him!
[00:40] ---
    Blargh!
[00:41] ---
    --Puni!
    --You've got it coming, dammit!
[00:43] ---
    --Huh? That went wrong! That went wrong!
    --You've got it coming, dammit!
[00:45] ---
    --Huh? That went wrong! That went wrong!
    --I'll show you wrong!
[00:46] ---
    --Oh? How lively today...
    --I'll show you wrong!
[00:50] ---
    It sure is.
[01:02] ---
    "The Ones Within"
[02:26] ---
    Listen, guys! Kudou says I can't keep him!
[02:30] ---
    --I see... Oh, I've got it!
[02:30] ---
    --Say something to he
    --I see... Oh, I've got it!
[02:33] ---
    --Hmm? About what?
    --Akki can be the papa and
    I'll be the mama! How's that?
[02:34] ---
    --The damn little bean girl
    won't listen to anything I say.
    --Akki can be the papa and
    I'll be the mama! How's that?
[02:36] ---
    --The damn little bean girl
    won't listen to anything I say.
    --That's a great idea!
[02:38] ---
    I'm glad you're both getting along well.
[02:41] ---
    Like hell we are! It's worse now!
[02:52] ---
    I... killed my big brother.
[03:05] ---
    What do you mean by you killed him?
[03:10] ---
    I apparently had a big brother.
[03:15] ---
    I was young, so I can't even remember
    his face or voice though.
[03:19] ---
    Then how could you...?
[03:22] ---
    It's just... I was told he was put
    up for adoption because of me.
[03:27] ---
    My parents said it was done to protect me.
[03:31] ---
    "Records Section"
    After that, I looked in the family registry...
[03:34] ---
    ...and found out he went missing
    after being adopted.
[03:37] ---
    "Missing Person Notice"
    "Report"
[03:38] ---
    "Missing Person Notice"
    "Report"
    A death certificate is sent out if
    they've been missing for seven years.
[03:45] ---
    Which means my brother is officially dead.
[03:51] ---
    Why did they only protect me?
[03:55] ---
    That's why... I killed him.
[04:00] ---
    That's so idiotic.
[04:02] ---
    You stupid little bean...
[04:04] ---
    Huh? You don't like natto?
[04:08] ---
    For Stage 7, you will be
    playing hide-and-seek.
[04:15] ---
    Seems normal.
[04:16] ---
    So we're playing kid games now?
[04:18] ---
    Oh, my, you all have the wrong idea.
[04:22] ---
    What do you mean then?
[04:24] ---
    I mean exactly how it sounds.
[04:27] ---
    This won't be any ordinary hide-and-seek.
[04:37] ---
    The Curse-Stealing Sisters...
[04:40] ---
    From the right: Misery, Isabella, Carrie.
[04:43] ---
    You're to hide and avoid these three sisters.
[04:46] ---
    The hiding area is limited to this 6th floor.
[04:49] ---
    You're restricted to your
    personal rooms and the hallway.
[04:56] ---
    As you can see, these ladies
    are typically well mannered...
[05:01] ---
    ...and will quietly roam around
    the halls on their own, but...
[05:05] ---
    When I produce a sound
    above a certain frequency...
[05:11] ---
    ...they like to get a little more rowdy.
[05:16] ---
    I say rowdy, but they'll only
    give you a little curse.
[05:21] ---
    The first time, they'll take your sight.
[05:23] ---
    The second time, they'll take
    your eyeballs themselves.
[05:28] ---
    You shouldn't die from it though.
[05:32] ---
    As of now, Floor 6 is to be sealed.
[05:35] ---
    Also, the locks on all eight
    of your rooms will be forced open.
[05:42] ---
    Now then, it is up to you to hide
    in one of your eight rooms...
[05:48] ---
    ...and hide from the three sisters for an hour.
[05:52] ---
    Every 15 minutes when I ring the bell,
[05:55] ---
    the sisters will begin their
    search of the nearest room.
[06:00] ---
    It's almost like Russian roulette with 3/8 odds.
[06:04] ---
    And it will happen four times in total.
[06:06] ---
    You are correct. And furthermore...
[06:10] ---
    To clear this stage, not a single person
    can be cursed at the end of the game.
[06:17] ---
    That is, everyone must be safe and sound.
[06:21] ---
    Well then, what do you say
    we get started already?
[06:32] ---
    "Inaba"
[06:33] ---
    "Inaba"
    This is bad...
[06:35] ---
    What do I do? I left my panties
    hanging to dry in the room.
[06:39] ---
    This is super embarrassing.
[06:42] ---
    How can you be so relaxed right now?
[06:44] ---
    In seven minutes, Kayako, Tomie,
    and Sadako are coming for us!
[06:48] ---
    Were those their names?
[06:50] ---
    You'll get found in a second hiding like that.
[06:53] ---
    This time it's a game of luck, anyway.
[06:56] ---
    How is it... a game of luck?
[06:58] ---
    Hmm? Oh...
[07:00] ---
    As soon as they come in
    the room, that's strike one.
[07:03] ---
    The thing is, we have to avoid
    getting a second strike at all costs.
[07:09] ---
    And for that, the key is to...
[07:13] ---
    Having said that, it's a tall order for
    all of you to remain safe and sound.
[07:19] ---
    I will inform you of the rescue rule.
[07:24] ---
    If you find a player who is pure
    and has avoided the curse,
[07:27] ---
    touching them will lift your curse.
[07:31] ---
    Will I even be able to touch those three?
[07:35] ---
    No... If need be, I have to.
[07:39] ---
    Yeah, but...
[07:40] ---
    You closet pervert.
[07:42] ---
    No! I'm just mentally
    preparing to lift the curse!
[07:47] ---
    That's great and all, but what
    are you doing in my room?
[07:51] ---
    We're allowed to hide
    wherever we feel like, right?
[07:55] ---
    Sure, but aren't our chances
    of survival better if we all split up?
[08:00] ---
    The top contender at this
    point in time is Mr. Onigasaki.
[08:12] ---
    Onigasaki.
[08:14] ---
    Hmm?
[08:15] ---
    Try not to be alone if you can help it.
[08:17] ---
    Why?
[08:18] ---
    Just because.
[08:20] ---
    Aha, scared of being alone?
[08:22] ---
    Not a chance in hell.
[08:24] ---
    "Aikawa"
[08:41] ---
    What a pain.
[08:44] ---
    "Kudou"
[08:47] ---
    We're gathering in your room
    for the last 15 minutes, right?
[08:50] ---
    Yup. Once we're all safe, I guess
    we'll lift any curses all at once.
[08:55] ---
    "Move Freely" "Don't lift people's curses" "Akki!"
    "Gather in 601" "Feel doorknobs and use
    as landmarks to know where you're at"
    The bell will ring at 15-minute intervals.
[08:59] ---
    We gotta survive twice,
    but the third time is key.
[09:02] ---
    We'll be good as long as one of us
    is pure in the last 15 minutes.
[09:06] ---
    The fourth time the bell rings
    will be the big gamble though.
[09:09] ---
    We'll all be together for the end.
[09:12] ---
    It's a 3/8 chance three times.
    Think it's doable?
[09:16] ---
    I wonder...
[09:18] ---
    Did you take something to stay awake?
[09:20] ---
    You should probably come and hide soon.
[09:23] ---
    Right.
[09:28] ---
    This feels so nostalgic...
[09:30] ---
    I haven't played hide-and-seek
    in two whole months.
[09:33] ---
    That's like nothing.
[09:36] ---
    Thirty more seconds...
[10:40] ---
    "Inaba"
[10:42] ---
    Oh, dear me...
[10:45] ---
    What an unlucky start.
[11:04] ---
    That was Sarayashiki.
[11:06] ---
    That means all the girls then.
    This isn't looking good...
[11:15] ---
    Oshigiri!
[11:16] ---
    I found you!
[11:21] ---
    It's no use.
[11:37] ---
    It's pitch-black...
[11:38] ---
    Karin? Yuzu?
[11:41] ---
    Guys, where are you?!
[11:44] ---
    Himi, I'm right here.
[11:47] ---
    Yuzu! Thank goodness!
[11:50] ---
    Looks like we got the curse right off the bat.
[11:53] ---
    Huh?
[11:54] ---
    An eternal shadow of darkness...
[11:57] ---
    This must be the fate of those cursed.
[12:00] ---
    Um, I might be imagining things,
    but I feel like my head is heavier.
[12:05] ---
    What a coincidence. Me, too.
[12:07] ---
    Must be a side effect of the curse.
[12:09] ---
    A side effect?!
[12:11] ---
    More importantly, let's find Karirin!
[12:14] ---
    Oh, right!
[12:15] ---
    I haven't heard a peep
    from her for a while now!
[12:24] ---
    Th-This is... This softness...!
[12:27] ---
    Is that you, Karirin?! Karirin!
[12:28] ---
    "Squishy"
    Is that you, Karirin?! Karirin!
[12:29] ---
    "Punitsuki is happy"
    "Squishy"
    Shit, why won't you answer?!
[12:32] ---
    Oh, Karirin! Hey! Karirin!
[12:39] ---
    You should see how ugly your face is!
[12:42] ---
    --It's so messed up!
    --I-I'll kill you.
[12:44] ---
    Thank goodness. I can't get this off.
    Can you lift the curse?
[12:49] ---
    Kaikoku, that's a Pakamera.
[12:52] ---
    Um, I just have to touch it, right?
[13:01] ---
    It came off! I'm sure glad
    there's a rescue rule.
[13:05] ---
    Anya, did you see that--
[13:08] ---
    Trouble breathing? Have fun
    breathing through your skin!
[13:14] ---
    --Ah, you're killing me...
    --You bastard. I won't forget this.
[13:19] ---
    Onigasaki!
[13:20] ---
    "Kudou"
[13:21] ---
    "Kudou"
    It's not looking good.
[13:23] ---
    We underestimated the 3/8 chance.
[13:26] ---
    If we don't lift the curse right away,
    we might get wiped out.
[13:31] ---
    Then we need to split up after all.
    Go get yourselves a good hiding spot.
[13:35] ---
    Onigasaki!
[13:40] ---
    You're being a bit overprotective, Oshigiri.
[13:59] ---
    "Hide-and-seek Round 2"
[14:00] ---
    "Hide-and-seek Round 2"
    "Begin"
[14:05] ---
    "Roromori"
[14:09] ---
    "Roromori"
[14:14] ---
    I'm safe...
[14:18] ---
    That's Roro for you...
[14:31] ---
    These camera angles...
[14:33] ---
    They're taken from Pakameras, too...
[14:41] ---
    This is Roro and Iride, isn't it?
[14:45] ---
    Why?
[14:52] ---
    "New Version"
    "13th Avenue Subject Data"
[14:59] ---
    "Iride"
[15:01] ---
    Shit! Damn thing won't come off!
[15:03] ---
    We shouldn't have moved rooms!
[15:05] ---
    I know... Now we've got
    to get someone to lift the--
[15:12] ---
    You okay?
[15:15] ---
    Thing is, I heard occult girl scream
    the first time, so aren't all the girls out?
[15:23] ---
    It'll be fine if Onigasaki got Oshigiri
    to go lift their curse, but I wonder...
[15:29] ---
    I'm not going.
[15:31] ---
    Huh?
[15:31] ---
    There's no way I'm letting
    that masked jerk see me like this.
[15:35] ---
    It's your fault for laughing
    at him like that, sheesh.
[15:39] ---
    I guess I'll go call for help then.
[15:52] ---
    "Iride"
[15:54] ---
    Hmm? What's up?
[15:56] ---
    Anya, she's here.
[15:58] ---
    Huh?
[15:59] ---
    She's blocking the door.
[16:05] ---
    Hurry... Hurry, let me see you...
[16:08] ---
    Not good. If we get found like this,
    she'll gouge out our eyeballs.
[16:14] ---
    Seriously?
[16:16] ---
    I want to see you, please!
[16:19] ---
    Quickly, please!
[16:44] ---
    Come out, come out...
[17:27] ---
    I think she's leaving.
[17:29] ---
    Don't move an inch.
[17:38] ---
    A-Achoo!
[17:45] ---
    She's coming!
[17:48] ---
    Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
[18:15] ---
    Akatsuki?
[18:16] ---
    Yes?
[18:18] ---
    Just hold it in.
[18:20] ---
    I'm sorry.
[18:22] ---
    "Hide-and-seek Round 3"
[18:24] ---
    "Hide-and-seek Round 3"
    "Complete"
[18:25] ---
    "Hide-and-seek Round 3"
    "Complete"
    Is everyone all right?
[18:27] ---
    As you can see, we're not.
    Someone lift our curse please.
[18:31] ---
    Sorry. Anya and I are out as well.
[18:34] ---
    Sorry, they found me again just now.
[18:37] ---
    Me, too.
[18:38] ---
    You got caught again?
[18:39] ---
    Excuse me?
[18:40] ---
    How many times you plan to get cursed?
[18:43] ---
    You're one to talk, idiot!
[18:44] ---
    Eh?! We got found once!
    We dodged round two!
[18:48] ---
    One time or two is the same!
[18:50] ---
    Say what? You're delusional!
[18:52] ---
    I'm completely sane!
[18:53] ---
    Huh? Then can anyone still lift the curse?
[19:02] ---
    Seriously? Nobody?!
[19:05] ---
    No, wait. There's still Aikawa.
[19:07] ---
    That's right! Where's our
    Makimaki?! Makimaki!
[19:10] ---
    --Ack! Who just touched me?!
[19:12] ---
    --Owowow! Please let go of my hair!
    --Ack! Who just touched me?!
[19:13] ---
    --Owowow! Please let go of my hair!
[19:15] ---
    Who the hell just did that?!
[19:16] ---
    That's my... my...
[19:18] ---
    Zak! What's wrong, Zak?!
[19:27] ---
    P-Please stop fighting! No fighting!
[19:33] ---
    Wh-Who's that?! Who's that?!
[19:35] ---
    Himiko.
[19:38] ---
    Aikawa!
[19:40] ---
    Are you okay?
[19:41] ---
    Yeah!
[19:42] ---
    Sheesh! What if it stops
    growing because of that?
[19:46] ---
    Thank goodness it's still there.... Huh?
[19:51] ---
    Um, who might this be?
[19:57] ---
    Makino! You were safe!
[19:59] ---
    Did you say Makimaki?!
[20:01] ---
    Where did you end up hiding?
[20:03] ---
    My room... sleeping.
[20:05] ---
    But, I got stuck.
[20:07] ---
    You got stuck?!
[20:09] ---
    That's our Makimaki! Hurry up
    and give me a big hug, too!
[20:14] ---
    Give me a break...
[20:17] ---
    Glad you're safe, Aikawa.
[20:19] ---
    Took you long enough to come, Makino.
[20:21] ---
    "Hug"
[20:25] ---
    You jerk!
[20:26] ---
    Eh? Say what?!
[20:30] ---
    Next round is the last, right?
[20:32] ---
    In the end, we're all relying on luck.
[20:36] ---
    This game kinda feels like
    the most dangerous one yet.
[20:39] ---
    We'll be fine, I'm sure.
[20:43] ---
    We'll be fine. They won't come here.
[20:47] ---
    Huh? How do you know that?
[20:50] ---
    I just have a feeling.
[20:52] ---
    Huh?
[20:54] ---
    One minute until the last hide-and-seek.
[20:56] ---
    Huh?
[21:02] ---
    In 30 seconds.
[21:08] ---
    In ten seconds.
[21:10] ---
    Nine, eight, seven, six...
[21:14] ---
    ...five, four, three, two, one...
[21:31] ---
    ♪ Ding dong, ding neigh. ♪
[21:35] ---
    The number of people cursed is zero.
    You have cleared Stage 7.
[21:41] ---
    Please send a representative to the
    first floor to collect Chromosome 06.
[21:50] ---
    The view count and stages
    are progressing smoothly...
[21:54] ---
    What's most impressive is that they're
    doing so with all members intact.
[22:01] ---
    In which case, I think it's about time...

Season 1

E8 - Glimpse of Adulthood

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[00:09] ---
    Now then, everyone...
[00:12] ---
    Well done during
    "The Curse-Stealing Sisters."
[00:17] ---
    There are no further plans for the rest
    of the day, so please relax and enjoy it.
[00:25] ---
    As all of you are aware, there is
    an outdoor bath on the 30th floor.
[00:31] ---
    It will remain open for
    the rest of the night, so...
[00:36] ---
    ...I implore you to make use of it.
[00:52] ---
    "The Ones Within"
[02:20] ---
    "--ground Report" "Kaikoku Onigasaki"
    "--ground Report" "Anya Kudou"
    "--ground Report" "Zakuro Oshigiri"
[02:21] ---
    "--ground Report" "Himiko Inaba"
    "--ground Report" "Anya Kudou"
    "--ground Report" "Zakuro Oshigiri"
[02:24] ---
    "--ground Report" "Himiko Inaba"
    "--ground Report" "Karin Sarayashiki"
    "--ground Report" "Zakuro Oshigiri"
[02:24] ---
    "--ground Report" "Himiko Inaba"
    "--ground Report" "Karin Sarayashiki"
    "--ground Report" "Zakuro Oshigiri"
    I knew it... Only Iride's and Roro's data is missing...
[02:26] ---
    I knew it... Only Iride's and Roro's data is missing...
[02:38] ---
    They sure researched the
    hell out of the six of us...
[02:39] ---
    "--ground Report
    Name: Zakuro Oshigiri"
    They sure researched the
    hell out of the six of us...
[02:48] ---
    "Time Left:"
    "There isn't anything here!"
[02:52] ---
    "Time Left:"
[02:52] ---
    "Time Left:"
    "There isn't anything here!"
[02:54] ---
    "Time Left:"
[02:55] ---
    "Time Left:"
    "There isn't anything here!"
[03:00] ---
    Hey, Anya.
[03:01] ---
    "Stop..."
    "I'll..." "I'll turn brown!"
    "Slash"
    Hmm?
[03:02] ---
    "If you peel my skin..."
    "Shing" "Shing"
    "Ahh!"
    Hmm?
[03:04] ---
    "Gasp!"
    "Sparkle" "Shine"
    "This is..." "...me?"
[03:05] ---
    "Gasp!"
    "Sparkle" "Shine"
    "This is..." "...me?"
    What do you say about that outdoor bath?
[03:06] ---
    "Clonk"
    "You..." "You're..."
    What do you say about that outdoor bath?
[03:08] ---
    Huh? I'm fine with a shower.
[03:11] ---
    "Time Left:"
    "There isn't anything here!"
[03:14] ---
    I wanna dip in the outdoor bath after all.
[03:18] ---
    See? Look how sweaty my palms are!
[03:25] ---
    Huh? What are you...?!
[03:27] ---
    I wanna dip in the outdoor--
[03:28] ---
    Shut up, I can hear you!
[03:30] ---
    Won't you join me in the outdoor bath?
[03:33] ---
    It's really good for back pain,
    stiff shoulders, and fatigue!
[03:37] ---
    Got none of that.
[03:38] ---
    What, you don't?!
[03:41] ---
    It was such a stressful day, too!
[03:44] ---
    Being cramped up in
    small places, surviving...
[03:47] ---
    Huh? It was practically doing nothing.
[03:53] ---
    Must be nice... I can just tell
    how sore I'm gonna be.
[03:58] ---
    For the next two days...
[04:00] ---
    You should seriously exercise.
[04:05] ---
    Shouldn't you be recommending
    that to everyone and not just me?
[04:09] ---
    Huh?
[04:13] ---
    Outdoor bath?
[04:14] ---
    Let's all go take a dip!
[04:16] ---
    We can bond in the nude!
[04:18] ---
    No way.
[04:19] ---
    Huh? Why not?! Why not, why not?
[04:23] ---
    Because I said so.
[04:26] ---
    Forget about him.
[04:27] ---
    He doesn't want anyone to find out.
[04:30] ---
    To find out what?
[04:32] ---
    Because his **** is **** and ****.
[04:37] ---
    Hey, I can hear you!
    And you're totally wrong!
[04:40] ---
    --What do you think? Should we bathe?
    --Hmph! You can't deny the truth!
[04:42] ---
    --I'm fine with it, but I'm
    not so sure about Yuzu.
    --Hmph! You can't deny the truth!
[04:43] ---
    --I'm fine with it, but I'm
    not so sure about Yuzu.
    --How the hell would you know?
[04:44] ---
    --I'm fine with it, but I'm
    not so sure about Yuzu.
    --I'm just saying it's pretty obvious!
[04:53] ---
    Oh, Kaikoku!
[04:57] ---
    Strange...
[04:59] ---
    I've never seen him look this serious before.
[05:08] ---
    I see... Is that a theory of yours?
[05:11] ---
    Yeah.
[05:14] ---
    I have to say, it's pretty outrageous.
[05:16] ---
    My bet is on pink.
[05:18] ---
    Now that's one I can't agree with.
[05:21] ---
    Akki is light blue and Himi is yellow.
[05:24] ---
    Makimaki is purple and Anboy is red, right?
[05:27] ---
    I'm with you so far.
[05:30] ---
    But Zak makes me think...
[05:32] ---
    Based off his personality, isn't it white?
[05:35] ---
    I see.
[05:36] ---
    What's this about?
[05:37] ---
    Our personality color? Our Ranger color?
[05:41] ---
    Whatever it is, they're serious.
[05:43] ---
    As for you...
[05:45] ---
    Black perhaps, meow?
[05:49] ---
    That is correct.
[05:51] ---
    As for you... I suppose it's rude to ask?
[05:54] ---
    I don't mind at all... I'm also black.
[05:58] ---
    Double black?
[05:59] ---
    What the hell for? That's bad balance!
[06:03] ---
    The pair of them would be villains for sure.
[06:10] ---
    What are you talking about?!
[06:12] ---
    The color of everyone's underwear!
[06:16] ---
    Who wears red undies?!
[06:18] ---
    And I'm not white either!
[06:19] ---
    But aren't red and white
    the most auspicious colors?
[06:23] ---
    That's got nothing to do with it!
[06:25] ---
    Aikawa, tell him! Nobody is raunchy
    enough to wear purple underwear!
[06:37] ---
    I have some.
[06:38] ---
    "As a gift."
    I have some.
[06:39] ---
    "As a gift."
    Sorry.
[06:41] ---
    Light blue, huh? I should
    try them out sometime.
[06:45] ---
    I-If you asked Mr. Alpaca, I think
    he could arrange for you to get some!
[06:50] ---
    A-And if need be,
    I'll find a way to order them!
[06:54] ---
    How about you, Karin?! Would you
    like some pretty, cute, pink--
[06:58] ---
    Eh?
[07:00] ---
    Sorry.
[07:04] ---
    Huh? We're not going together?
[07:07] ---
    Us girls need to get ready by changing
    and getting cosmetics and stuff.
[07:11] ---
    I see...
[07:12] ---
    We'll see you around.
[07:16] ---
    We'll go on ahead!
[07:31] ---
    Oh? Well, if it isn't the whole
    group together as one...
[07:37] ---
    What the hell are you doing here?!
    And ditch the suit already!
[07:41] ---
    Don't tell me Mr. Kudou is
    interested in my bare-naked body?
[07:46] ---
    Are you shitting me with
    that question? Shuddap!
[07:49] ---
    No way in hell I'm dipping in
    water dirtied by his filthy ass!
[07:53] ---
    It's true, the thought is disturbing.
[07:56] ---
    But we're making good alpaca broth here.
[07:59] ---
    Shuddap and drown for the rest of eternity!
[08:03] ---
    What the hell? This is disgusting!
[08:11] ---
    Mr. Paka, can I sit next to you?
[08:13] ---
    Yes, yes, of course.
[08:15] ---
    We can make a broth
    of both your and my juices.
[08:19] ---
    Sure!
[08:20] ---
    Hey, knock it off!
[08:22] ---
    Don't mind if I do.
[08:24] ---
    How can you act so natural all the time?
[08:27] ---
    Whew...
[08:32] ---
    Akatsuki, you okay?
[08:34] ---
    Feel nasty or itchy or anything?
[08:36] ---
    It feels incredibly good.
[08:39] ---
    You can be rude to the
    core sometimes, Mr. Kudou.
[08:43] ---
    Huh?
[08:45] ---
    Since you're always so polite, Mr. Iride,
    I'm going to teach you some secret info.
[08:52] ---
    Really? Woohoo! What is it?
[08:56] ---
    It's top-secret, so please lend me your ear.
[09:00] ---
    Could it be some huge secret
    about the city we're in?
[09:04] ---
    No... It's probably a technique
    on how to clear the next stage.
[09:09] ---
    Tell us what your weakness is,
    you perverted livestock.
[09:17] ---
    This moment, we are right next to...
[09:24] ---
    ...the girl's outdoor bath.
[09:26] ---
    You perverted livestock vermin!
[09:32] ---
    My, that was incredibly rude.
[09:36] ---
    How do they not understand
    the romance of the women's bath?
[09:43] ---
    "Men's Bath" "Women's Bath"
[09:46] ---
    Hmm...
[09:54] ---
    Good grief. What's the deal
    about the women's bath?
[09:58] ---
    Nobody's interested in that stuff, right?
[10:01] ---
    Sorry, I kinda am.
[10:03] ---
    Me, too.
[10:06] ---
    Seriously?
[10:07] ---
    Typically, men are interested
    in that sort of thing.
[10:11] ---
    I always want to research
    that which I don't know.
[10:14] ---
    Resear...
[10:20] ---
    You're all carnivores over here.
[10:22] ---
    Weren't you reading a girl's
    manga yourself, Anya?
[10:26] ---
    Je T'aime Apple.
[10:27] ---
    Wha...? That's 'cuz there's nothing
    else to read in your room!
[10:31] ---
    It's more a gag manga
    than a girl's one anyways!
[10:34] ---
    It sounds pretty interesting.
[10:36] ---
    "Durian..."
[10:38] ---
    A girl Apple from Aomori
    chases after her beloved Durian...
[10:40] ---
    "No!"
    "I don't want to be a tart!"
    A girl Apple from Aomori
    chases after her beloved Durian...
[10:42] ---
    "No!"
    "I don't want to be a tart!"
    ...and follows him to Paris.
[10:44] ---
    "No!"
    "I don't want to be a tart!"
    She's almost made into a tart when
    she's saved by a famous designer...
[10:49] ---
    "Clonk"
[10:52] ---
    ...and becomes a Paris Fashion model!
[10:56] ---
    R-Right...
[11:01] ---
    Would you take your damn mask off,
    for crying out loud?!
[11:04] ---
    Quit it, you brat!
[11:06] ---
    Eh?! Don't you know it's bad manners
    to let towels touch the water?!
[11:11] ---
    It hasn't touched any water!
[11:14] ---
    Hey, quit playing around in the bath!
[11:17] ---
    We're not playing!
[11:19] ---
    This is war!
[11:24] ---
    Hmph! Take this, you jerk! Ahh--
[11:28] ---
    Don't you think it's a bit scary
    when washing your hair?
[11:31] ---
    Your eyes are closed, so you don't
    know if a person's behind you.
[11:35] ---
    A person is one thing,
    but what if it's something else?
[11:38] ---
    Cut it out, don't say that!
[11:42] ---
    You're such a scaredy cat, Karirin!
[11:44] ---
    Oh... Punitsuki is gone.
[11:47] ---
    Huh? You're putting that in the bath?
[11:50] ---
    I've gotta wash him
    occasionally. I'll go get him.
[11:53] ---
    Well, should I go with you then?
[12:03] ---
    When it comes to helping Karirin out,
[12:07] ---
    I just can't refuse, meow!
[12:18] ---
    See? There's nobody here like I said.
[12:20] ---
    We're the only ones in this tower after all.
[12:25] ---
    But it's a rule in horror for stuff
    to appear in places they shouldn't.
[12:35] ---
    Oh, about that...
[12:37] ---
    What if a ghost or murderer shows up?
[12:41] ---
    S-Stop it already!
[12:44] ---
    You scared? You scared?
[12:46] ---
    That tickles!
[12:49] ---
    Jeez, quit touching me in funny ways!
[12:54] ---
    D-Don't!
[12:58] ---
    --Stop it!
    --I've got to make sure, though!
[13:00] ---
    Make sure of what?!
[13:01] ---
    Make sure you're actually alive
    and not a ghost or something!
[13:06] ---
    I'm alive!
[13:09] ---
    U-Um, you're so close!
[13:12] ---
    There's a lot you won't know about
    someone unless you're close!
[13:15] ---
    And I want to know so much more about you!
[13:19] ---
    M-More? Eep! Don't touch me there!
[13:30] ---
    Hey!
[13:48] ---
    Wh-What is Karin doing here?
[13:50] ---
    I'm pretty sure this wasn't a mixed bath.
[13:53] ---
    No... What if it was after all?
[13:59] ---
    We'll be killed.
[14:03] ---
    In just a few moments, we'll all be killed.
[14:07] ---
    "Fresh Blood!
    The Steamy Slayer Files"
    "-The Face Crusher Case-"
[14:15] ---
    I see red! My face hurts
    just thinking about it!
[14:19] ---
    It's okay, Iride. That's just phantom pain.
[14:22] ---
    The dude's traumatized.
[14:25] ---
    I've got it.
[14:26] ---
    If we walk out backwards
    with our hands in the air...
[14:34] ---
    They might let us off by only half-killing us.
[14:36] ---
    What for? You think we're dealing
    with bank robbers or something?
[14:40] ---
    It's roughly the same thing. No...
    This is much more dangerous, in fact.
[14:46] ---
    Once our blood spills out and
    increases the iron content of the bath,
[14:50] ---
    I imagine Karin will only
    get stronger and stronger.
[14:54] ---
    That power... That intensity...!
[14:57] ---
    At this rate, we need to escape another way.
    But the Pakameras are watching.
[15:02] ---
    If she somehow finds out about
    this later, she'll come for revenge.
[15:07] ---
    Either way for us leads to death! Life is over!
[15:11] ---
    Onigasaki, what are you doing?
[15:13] ---
    Hmm?
[15:15] ---
    Figured I might as well...
[15:17] ---
    Ow, ow, ow!
[15:18] ---
    You're a disgrace, peeping like that!
[15:20] ---
    Says the guy whose face
    is as red as a lobster.
[15:23] ---
    N-No! It's 'cuz my mask
    is stuffy and it's so hot!
[15:27] ---
    I bet. Take it off, you sober shroom!
[15:29] ---
    What was that?!
[15:30] ---
    Back off, Mr. V-neck.
[15:32] ---
    Say what?!
[15:34] ---
    --Shh!
    --I'll say it again!
[15:37] ---
    Do you understand?
[15:39] ---
    We have to think whether that
    one moment of joy and excitement...
[15:43] ---
    ...outweighs a lifetime of fear and pain.
[15:46] ---
    It's all about making the right decision.
[15:48] ---
    One moment...
[15:50] ---
    A lifetime...
[15:53] ---
    No, no, no... Considering manners
    and the fact it might be a crime,
[15:56] ---
    we shouldn't take part in such vile behavior!
[15:59] ---
    It's not even worth a thought!
[16:01] ---
    But wouldn't this just be an accident?
[16:04] ---
    You're right.
[16:06] ---
    All of us entered first and then
    the girls came in after us.
[16:11] ---
    In other words, the ones
    being peeped on are actually...
[16:15] ---
    Us?!
[16:16] ---
    So basically, even in the event
    that we do bump heads with them,
[16:22] ---
    it's possible for us to be
    the ones to say "Eek! Pervert"?
[16:27] ---
    It is.
[16:28] ---
    Huh?
[16:32] ---
    I had an epiphany. Let's all
    march out as boldly as possible.
[16:36] ---
    We can beat them to the punch.
    Get them before they get us.
[16:40] ---
    We'll strike first.
[16:47] ---
    lt's about time we get out.
[16:47] ---
    "Kaikoku: 'It's about time we get out.'"
    It's about time we get out.
[16:49] ---
    "Kaikoku: 'It's about time we get out.'"
    Let's do it.
[16:49] ---
    "Zakuro: 'Let's do it.'"
    Let's do it.
[16:56] ---
    Ouch!
[16:58] ---
    Who's there?!
[16:59] ---
    "Eek! Pervert!"
    Eek! Pervert!
[17:03] ---
    While doing so, just to be clear...
[17:07] ---
    No matter what we happen to see
    with our eyes, it's an accident.
[17:13] ---
    Let's get a move on then.
[17:15] ---
    Right.
[17:21] ---
    Let's go.
[17:23] ---
    I'm with you.
[17:25] ---
    I'll follow.
[17:26] ---
    I'll let you take the lead.
[17:28] ---
    Huh? Anya doesn't want to?
[17:30] ---
    No, no, no... It's all you.
[17:32] ---
    I think I'll bring up the rear.
[17:34] ---
    The second in line gets the best value for risk.
[17:37] ---
    What's this about value?
[17:38] ---
    Please, stop it.
[17:40] ---
    The front is all yours.
[17:41] ---
    No! I'm the one guarding the rear!
[17:44] ---
    No, no. I think not.
[17:47] ---
    Hey...
[17:54] ---
    What the hell are you doing?
[17:56] ---
    Eek!
[18:00] ---
    Stupidly huge...
[18:02] ---
    What's stupidly huge?!
[18:05] ---
    You little...!
[18:11] ---
    Oh, my... That's what you're
    gonna be angry about?
[18:19] ---
    Don't run from me!
[18:41] ---
    Sorry to keep you--
[18:49] ---
    Huh?
[19:04] ---
    Well, well...
[19:06] ---
    The viewer count sure is skyrocketing...
[19:22] ---
    Afro.
[19:23] ---
    It's me.
[19:30] ---
    "Sober Shroom"
[19:30] ---
    "Sober Shroom"
    I yelled back at him, but what if there's
    actually a mushroom named that?
[19:34] ---
    "Sober Shroom"
    I yelled back at him, but what if there's
    actually a mushroom named that?
[19:37] ---
    "Sober Shroom"
    "Keyword 'Sober Shroom'"
    "Web Results: 0 Results"
    Neigh...
[19:40] ---
    He tricked me!
[19:44] ---
    Though, I know what a V-neck is...
[19:47] ---
    Does it have another
    meaning I'm not aware of?
[19:49] ---
    "V-neck"
    "A V-neck is a shirt with a v-shaped
    opening for the neckline."
    Neigh...
[19:52] ---
    I just don't get it!
[20:00] ---
    "--ground Report
    Name: Kaikoku Onigasaki
    Birthday: Feb 3
    Blood Type: O"
[20:04] ---
    What kind of data is there on me?
[20:09] ---
    "Notes
    Grandpa Kaiun: Critical Condition"
[21:05] ---
    Whoa! D-Don't do that!
[21:13] ---
    Oh, Oshigiri!
[21:16] ---
    Good mor--
[21:17] ---
    Is Onigasaki here?!
[21:19] ---
    I haven't seen him this morning.
[21:24] ---
    Did something happen?
[21:27] ---
    He's nowhere to be found.
[21:29] ---
    He's gone.
[21:39] ---
    Good morning...
[21:45] ---
    ...Mr. Onigasaki.
[21:54] ---
    Welcome...
[21:58] ---
    ...to the White Room.

Season 1

E9 - Heaven White and Hell Black

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[00:10] ---
    Here's breakfast.
[00:12] ---
    Help yourself once the medicine wears off.
[00:15] ---
    Medicine?
[00:16] ---
    A bit of anesthetic. I didn't want
    to risk being attacked by you again.
[00:23] ---
    Now then, I'll have you wait here
    until we reach 100,000,000 views.
[00:31] ---
    That's the identification bracelet for dropouts.
[00:34] ---
    It's very convenient when recovering a corpse.
[00:38] ---
    Do you have any questions?
[00:42] ---
    You'll have to speak louder than that.
[00:47] ---
    You're like a rabid dog, aren't you?
[00:50] ---
    What'd you do to my damn grandpa?
[00:52] ---
    I believe there's a misunderstanding.
[00:55] ---
    I can do many things, but controlling
    life and death is not one of them.
[01:02] ---
    Well then, Mr. Onigasaki. Farewell.
[01:05] ---
    Have sweet nightmares.
[01:19] ---
    "The Ones Within"
[02:48] ---
    Oh, my.
[02:51] ---
    Good grief. So much danger at every turn.
[02:55] ---
    What'd you do to Oni, you jerk?!
[02:58] ---
    Mr. Onigasaki violated
    another taboo last night.
[03:02] ---
    He invaded Floor 51 and tried to attack me.
[03:06] ---
    Using that sword of his,
    he attempted to slit my throat.
[03:10] ---
    That sort of dangerous element
    cannot be permitted in--
[03:13] ---
    That's bullshit.
[03:15] ---
    You goaded him into it I bet.
[03:17] ---
    I did nothing at all.
[03:19] ---
    But I wonder what it was that
    forced him to take such actions?
[03:26] ---
    --Therefore, you will proceed with
    the games with seven people now.
[03:30] ---
    --I won't.
    --Therefore, you will proceed with
    the games with seven people now.
[03:34] ---
    Wh-What was that, Mr. Iride?
[03:37] ---
    I'm on strike. Give Kaikoku back to us.
[03:41] ---
    I won't participate in the games till you do.
[03:45] ---
    Mr. Iride! Oh, Mr. Iride!
[03:48] ---
    How can someone like you, so faithful
    to the games, say something like that?
[03:52] ---
    If you refuse to participate,
    you'll also get the White Room.
[03:56] ---
    That's fine. But at least let me
    keep Kaikoku company.
[04:01] ---
    Iride...
[04:03] ---
    If Akatsuki ain't playing, I ain't either.
[04:06] ---
    I'm not gonna do what you want.
[04:08] ---
    Me either. This is way too one-sided.
[04:12] ---
    How about this, Mr. Alpaca?
    Why not postpone the games for a while?
[04:17] ---
    We're all distraught by what happened to Kai.
[04:20] ---
    Even if you force the games to go on,
    it won't produce the results you want.
[04:25] ---
    To be perfectly honest,
    I'm rather displeased myself.
[04:38] ---
    What do you think about Iride?
[04:41] ---
    I'm honestly suspicious of him.
[04:44] ---
    Oshigiri.
[04:46] ---
    Iride?
[04:48] ---
    Would you like something to eat?
[04:50] ---
    Himiko and the others
    whipped these up for us.
[04:53] ---
    Karin made these thick mushroom pork rolls...
[04:56] ---
    ...and these fluorescent pink
    tsukudani were made by Yuzu.
[05:00] ---
    And guess what? I wrapped the
    seaweed around the panda rice balls.
[05:05] ---
    Sorry for making you guys worry.
[05:13] ---
    Iride...
[05:14] ---
    Yes?
[05:15] ---
    You're... You guys are on our side, right?
[05:20] ---
    Eh?
[05:21] ---
    No, never mind... Sorry, forget I said that.
[05:28] ---
    I...
[05:30] ---
    I like you, Oshigiri.
[05:33] ---
    I want to be on your side forever.
[05:36] ---
    Don't worry. We'll be back to eight again soon.
[05:40] ---
    Emergency notice. Everyone,
    please gather on Floor 1.
[05:46] ---
    I'm offering you a chance to rescue
    the dropout for a limited 72 hours.
[05:52] ---
    You are to solve the six-digit password
    and open the path to the White Room.
[05:57] ---
    Without even a hint? You want us
    to guess 1,000,000 times?
[06:01] ---
    It's right here.
[06:04] ---
    Stage 8 is "White Puzzle."
    The hint is one piece of these 30,000.
[06:10] ---
    It's on you to find this lonely piece
    that doesn't fit in with its friends.
[06:16] ---
    Do you know why I chose a puzzle
    this time, Ms. Roromori?
[06:22] ---
    It's so that you understand
    your place for once.
[06:26] ---
    Hey, what's your beef with Yuzu?
[06:29] ---
    It's fine, Anboy. Let's start.
    We're short on time.
[06:50] ---
    This...
[06:52] ---
    What if Sakura's still here?
[06:54] ---
    In the dungeons...
[06:58] ---
    I can't let Oshigiri see this...
[07:17] ---
    This is...
[07:25] ---
    There's a breeze.
[07:32] ---
    Is anyone there?
[07:38] ---
    "Corners" "Borders"
[07:42] ---
    Look. There're numbers on the back of them.
[07:44] ---
    Six digits! The same as the password, right?
[07:47] ---
    Must mean the numbers on the
    extra piece are the answer then.
[07:52] ---
    Hey, we really putting this together?
[07:54] ---
    Wouldn't it be faster
    to try the 30,000 passwords?
[07:57] ---
    But if we do that, it'll be inefficient
    since only one person can do it at a time.
[08:02] ---
    It's also possible we try
    the right piece but input it wrong.
[08:06] ---
    There's no knowing if the puzzle
    is missing pieces either.
[08:10] ---
    And there're so many pieces that look alike...
[08:12] ---
    I wouldn't worry about that.
[08:14] ---
    Look what happens with
    this corner and border piece.
[08:19] ---
    They stuck together!
[08:20] ---
    The seam and numbers
    on the back vanish, too.
[08:23] ---
    We can't put pieces together wrong.
[08:25] ---
    I guess we'll just have to build it then.
[08:28] ---
    That's the gist of it.
[08:30] ---
    However, there's no need
    to complete the whole thing.
[08:34] ---
    Assuming it's a 200x150 piece puzzle,
[08:37] ---
    the outer border including
    corners is 696 pieces.
[08:38] ---
    "Corners: 4
    Borders: 692"
    the outer border including
    corners is 696 pieces.
[08:40] ---
    "Corners: 4
    Borders: 692"
    If the pieces add up when we count them,
    those can be eliminated.
[08:45] ---
    That leaves 29,305 pieces.
[08:49] ---
    We'll have to slim down the others bit by bit.
[08:52] ---
    All right, guys. Let's split
    these up like I said.
[09:07] ---
    Ah, finally.
[09:11] ---
    It's crazy how she figured
    that out in an instant.
[09:14] ---
    Who in the world is Yuzu anyway?
[09:17] ---
    I only know a little from chatting with her,
[09:20] ---
    but I guess she skipped grades
    and finished her master's overseas.
[09:24] ---
    She does plant research at a lab
    as a hobby and to earn some money,
[09:29] ---
    but she's being scouted, too.
[09:32] ---
    The more I hear, the less I know.
    How old is Yuzu anyway?
[09:36] ---
    I'm of the belief you
    shouldn't ask a girl her age.
[09:57] ---
    Without a doubt, there're people here...
[10:06] ---
    Excuse me?
[10:10] ---
    Not a decent face among you.
[10:12] ---
    Who the hell are you?
    You better tell us the truth!
[10:16] ---
    When asking someone for their name,
    start with yours first.
[10:20] ---
    Huh? Who do you think you are?!
[10:22] ---
    Hiro.
[10:25] ---
    "Grouchy type"
[10:26] ---
    "Grouchy type"
    "Mysterious type"
[10:27] ---
    "Easy-to-deal-with type"
    "Mysterious type"
[10:29] ---
    And take off that ridiculous
    mask while you're at it.
[10:32] ---
    Hiiiiro.
[10:36] ---
    Don't think I'm wearing this 'cuz I want to!
[10:39] ---
    Oh, jeez. Good grief...
[10:43] ---
    Sorry. He's just an idiot and
    doesn't really mean any harm.
[10:47] ---
    I'm Nanami.
[10:58] ---
    Sorry. I don't mean any harm either.
[11:14] ---
    I'm here for a reason.
[11:16] ---
    And I won't leave till I'm done.
[11:18] ---
    I'm searching for my twin sister.
[11:20] ---
    Who's there?
[11:22] ---
    Oshigiri?
[11:27] ---
    Sakura?
[11:28] ---
    That's right, but... Who are you?
[11:33] ---
    Seriously?
[11:35] ---
    What the hell are you doing?!
[11:37] ---
    You okay, Sakura?! Don't let
    your guard down around him!
[11:40] ---
    Relax, Hiro.
[11:42] ---
    Stay back, Sakura! He'll do something
    perverted if you give him a chance!
[11:46] ---
    I can tell by his face!
[11:49] ---
    --My, there's a weird-looking
    bug stuck to my back...
[11:51] ---
    --My spine! My spine!
    --My, there's a weird-looking
    bug stuck to my back...
[11:54] ---
    Oh, you're awake? Sorry about earlier.
[11:57] ---
    I had to know if you're friend or foe
    before it got out of hand.
[12:01] ---
    And, well, I gave you a physical exam.
[12:05] ---
    Nanami! Don't incite the hooligan!
[12:08] ---
    But the fact you're wearing that means...
[12:12] ---
    Who are you guys anyway?
[12:14] ---
    Right, right. Self-introductions.
[12:17] ---
    I'm Nanami Omejima.
[12:20] ---
    That kid is Chihiro Akafuda.
[12:22] ---
    The flower among us is Sakura Oshigiri.
[12:26] ---
    Allow me to welcome you
    to the underground, comrade.
[12:35] ---
    U-Um, I've never done
    a jigsaw puzzle before...
[12:40] ---
    How long does it usually take to finish?
[12:42] ---
    It depends on the person, but it took me
    half a day to do a 1,000-piece puzzle.
[12:47] ---
    Half a day?
[12:49] ---
    So 15 days for 30,000 pieces.
[12:51] ---
    With seven people, that's over two days.
[12:54] ---
    W-We can pull it off then.
[12:57] ---
    But that only applies to a normal puzzle.
[13:00] ---
    Since these white pieces don't give
    any hints, it'll take many times longer.
[13:06] ---
    We'll be fine, meow!
    Puzzles are my specialty!
[13:10] ---
    Thirty thousand pieces will be a cinch.
[13:13] ---
    But I'll need all your help to do it,
    so enough of the chitchat.
[13:17] ---
    Let's all get back to work!
[13:20] ---
    Y-You're right.
[13:21] ---
    Let's do our best!
[13:33] ---
    Here, hopefully this size fits you.
[13:36] ---
    Sorry about this.
[13:37] ---
    It's okay. All this is stolen anyway.
[13:40] ---
    Why not change while you're at it?
    A kimono with sneakers seems weird.
[13:46] ---
    Kids these days are truly frightening!
[13:49] ---
    They undress and change
    clothes in front of a lady!
[13:54] ---
    Oh, please. Aren't you a gentleman?
[13:57] ---
    Anyway, it's such a surprise.
[13:59] ---
    That Sakura's brother came here, that is.
[14:05] ---
    For now, let's exchange information.
[14:08] ---
    Only the three of us are in
    the underground at the moment.
[14:11] ---
    I'm from 9th Avenue, so I've
    been here around four years now.
[14:16] ---
    Hiro and Sakura are both 11th Avenue--
[14:18] ---
    Hold up. What do you mean
    by 9th and 11th Avenue?
[14:23] ---
    You mean there're other places like this?
[14:25] ---
    Oh, you don't even know that.
[14:27] ---
    When we say 13th Avenue,
    it's not some unique place.
[14:31] ---
    9th Avenue and 11th Avenue
    were also the same place.
[14:35] ---
    Every time the members change,
    the city name is updated.
[14:39] ---
    We're on an uninhabited
    island far off in the sea.
[14:42] ---
    Occasionally, people come
    and go to restock supplies,
[14:46] ---
    but that alpaca makes sure
    they're hidden from sight.
[14:49] ---
    I knew other people had to be involved...
[14:52] ---
    Yeah... There's even helicopters that
    fly in while you're busy playing games.
[14:59] ---
    Ironic, isn't it? The dropouts are
    the ones who can see the big picture.
[15:04] ---
    Nanami! Big trouble, Nanami!
[15:06] ---
    Sakura... Sakura's missing!
[15:18] ---
    Hey!
[15:20] ---
    Go and sleep, would you?
[15:23] ---
    S-Sorry! I'm fine!
    What should I work on next?!
[15:30] ---
    Hey!
[15:32] ---
    I-I'm fine!
[15:34] ---
    Go and sleep for crying out loud!
[15:37] ---
    B-But...!
[15:38] ---
    Shuddap! If you're tired and screw up,
    you'll only be dragging us down!
[15:42] ---
    Let me translate. "I'm worried
    about you, so I want you to sleep."
[15:46] ---
    "And sweet dreams," he says.
[15:52] ---
    There's a nap room right next door.
[15:54] ---
    I'm so sorry...
[15:56] ---
    Good grief.
[15:58] ---
    Aikawa, you're really pushing
    yourself. Aren't you sleepy?
[16:02] ---
    We have to get... Kaikoku back.
[16:05] ---
    A-Aikawa...
[16:16] ---
    Hey, Missy.
[16:18] ---
    Hey, Mister. Did you get a makeover?
[16:21] ---
    No, not quite.
[16:23] ---
    You shouldn't be roaming alone
    without even leaving a note.
[16:27] ---
    It's fine, I always do it.
[16:29] ---
    Nanami and Hiro are a bit overprotective.
[16:36] ---
    Hold it. Get back here, Oshigiri girl.
[16:40] ---
    It's Sakura.
[16:42] ---
    Sakura. This isn't the way back, you know.
[16:46] ---
    There're radio parts that might
    still be usable up this way.
[16:50] ---
    One of my tools broke the last time I came,
    but this time I'll bring it all back.
[17:00] ---
    My brother...
[17:04] ---
    Is Zakuro... all right?
[17:10] ---
    Who knows?
[17:11] ---
    But the last time I saw him, he was
    stuffing his face with mushroom pasta.
[17:16] ---
    That seems all right to me.
[17:21] ---
    He never changes.
[17:24] ---
    You up? You collapsed about
    an hour after Inaba napped.
[17:28] ---
    Remember that?
[17:31] ---
    Swap with me since you're
    awake. I'm taking a nap.
[17:39] ---
    Hey, what was that about earlier?
[17:41] ---
    Meaning what?
[17:43] ---
    In the lounge. You said something
    weird to Akatsuki, right?
[17:48] ---
    Yuzu was acting strange, too.
    Do you know something?
[17:54] ---
    Quit doubting people in secret.
[18:01] ---
    You're awful good at that.
[18:03] ---
    I just copy Nanami.
    He's pretty amazing though.
[18:06] ---
    He makes radios and
    stun guns like it's nothing.
[18:09] ---
    Oh? That was his creation?
[18:12] ---
    Before, he was hoping
    to get these parts, so...
[18:16] ---
    I-I'm giving it to him as a present.
[18:21] ---
    Poor Hiro. When we get back,
    I'll be nicer to him.
[18:28] ---
    By the way, I guess there're mermaids here.
[18:31] ---
    Mermaids?
[18:32] ---
    Nanami said him and a friend
    saw one long ago.
[18:35] ---
    It had long hair like a ghost.
[18:38] ---
    A ghost?
[18:40] ---
    Yup! Like a mermaid and ghost all in one!
[18:43] ---
    Wish I could see one! I wonder how
    it walks and breathes. If I had to guess...
[18:50] ---
    Huh? What's wrong?
[18:51] ---
    No, something touched my leg...
[18:54] ---
    Mister!
[18:55] ---
    Stay back!
[19:09] ---
    Impossible...
[19:10] ---
    "Impossible"
    Impossible...
[19:11] ---
    "Impossible"
    Impossible! Impossible! Impossible!
    Impossible! Impossible! Impossible!
[19:18] ---
    Puzzles are my forte, so I know.
[19:20] ---
    I've built thousands and thousands
    like this since I was young.
[19:24] ---
    That's why I can say for sure.
    We'll never make it in time.
[19:30] ---
    Yuzu?
[19:38] ---
    Are you all right?
[19:42] ---
    I'm fine.
[19:43] ---
    But, there's blood on your nail.
[19:46] ---
    Oh, it's just one of my habits.
    Doing this helps me concentrate.
[19:50] ---
    You're such a worry-wort, Karirin!
[19:55] ---
    Yuzu.
[20:01] ---
    If we finish, I'll do any
    one thing that you want.
[20:05] ---
    So please don't give up just yet.
[20:16] ---
    That's right...
[20:54] ---
    If only I knew the numbers
    on those first two pieces!
[20:58] ---
    It was 001453 and 017491.
[21:06] ---
    Are you serious?
[21:08] ---
    What's the point of me lying?
[21:10] ---
    I'm sure of it. I never forget
    things I hear or see.
[21:15] ---
    Who knew Karin had such a setting?
[21:17] ---
    Don't call it a setting. And I told you
    in the forest we met in, remember?
[21:22] ---
    Oh, really?
[21:24] ---
    Is that what this is?
[21:28] ---
    I see the way...
[21:33] ---
    Everyone, please...
[21:38] ---
    I need your help.
[21:47] ---
    All right, we've got this!
[21:49] ---
    Let's finish this and
    smack the hell out of Kai!
[21:51] ---
    Yeah!
[22:00] ---
    Is this... a mermaid?

Season 1

E10 - Hold On and Let Go

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[00:11] ---
    Mister!
[00:12] ---
    Stay back!
[00:18] ---
    Is this... a mermaid?
[00:27] ---
    Goldfish...
[00:28] ---
    It's a goldfish all right.
[00:40] ---
    "The Ones Within"
[02:05] ---
    It's so big... I wonder if it's mutated.
[02:09] ---
    Look by the dorsal fin! It almost
    looks like a person's face!
[02:15] ---
    Let's head back.
[02:17] ---
    Be careful, Mister!
    That part gets pretty deep!
[02:22] ---
    This way!
[02:25] ---
    You know your way around.
[02:27] ---
    Because I come here in secret all the time.
[02:31] ---
    Now I know why her
    brother's always worried...
[02:44] ---
    Mister?
[02:47] ---
    Mister!
[02:56] ---
    Welcome back, Hiro. Did you find Sakura?
[03:01] ---
    She's gone...
[03:03] ---
    She's not in her room, the shower,
    or even the mushroom spot!
[03:07] ---
    Sakura!
[03:09] ---
    Well, she's probably on
    one of her adventures again.
[03:12] ---
    Where's he at?
[03:15] ---
    If you mean Onigasaki, I had him
    go look around the waterway.
[03:18] ---
    --Nanami, you big idiot!
[03:19] ---
    --Wh-Whoa, careful now!
    --Nanami, you big idiot!
[03:21] ---
    What if Sakura ends up alone with him?!
[03:24] ---
    --That's a good thing. They can get
    along and walk back together.
    --He's a huge pervert!
[03:28] ---
    Get along?! You're unbelievable, Nanami!
[03:32] ---
    I've gotta go!
[03:33] ---
    Wait right there!
[03:40] ---
    I'm coming, too.
[03:55] ---
    So, what's this rhythm
    thing you're on about?
[03:59] ---
    It's "Luhn algorithm."
[04:01] ---
    Huh?
[04:02] ---
    One you might be familiar with
    is credit card numbers.
[04:06] ---
    At first glance, you might think they're
    random, but certain rules apply to it.
[04:11] ---
    Look here. I'll make it easy
    to understand with a 5x10 puzzle.
[04:15] ---
    "Puzzle"
    The only numbers that conform
    to the algorithm are in the very first row.
[04:20] ---
    It goes 10, 20, 30 and increases.
[04:22] ---
    "Ascending"
    It goes 10, 20, 30 and increases.
[04:23] ---
    "Ascending"
    After the first row, the numbers are random...
[04:23] ---
    "Puzzle"
    
    After the first row, the numbers are random...
[04:25] ---
    "Random"
    
    After the first row, the numbers are random...
[04:26] ---
    "Random"
    ...but they're never larger
    than the next column over.
[04:28] ---
    "Random"
    In other words, a piece conforming
    to the algorithm or not...
[04:31] ---
    "Conforms to algorithm"
    
    In other words, a piece conforming
    to the algorithm or not...
[04:31] ---
    "Conforms to algorithm"
    "(Doesn't conform to algorithm)"
    ...lets you determine if it's
    horizontal or vertical.
[04:34] ---
    "Conforms to algorithm"
    "(Doesn't conform to algorithm)"
    What matters is knowing that 5x10
    is the number of row and column pieces.
[04:36] ---
    "Puzzle"
    What matters is knowing that 5x10
    is the number of row and column pieces.
[04:40] ---
    If we split the puzzle up
    into vertical sections,
[04:43] ---
    we can determine the
    piece that doesn't belong.
[04:46] ---
    That's because only one of the
    columns will have an extra piece.
[04:49] ---
    Once we assemble that specific column,
    the piece left over is...
[04:54] ---
    ...the correct password!
[05:05] ---
    I can't breathe!
[05:22] ---
    This way, Mister!
[05:31] ---
    Get down!
[05:49] ---
    How nostalgic...
    You're alive after all this time?
[05:53] ---
    You know what that is?
[05:54] ---
    Yeah.
[05:56] ---
    One of the tests four years ago was
    something called "Goldfish Scooping."
[06:01] ---
    This fellow was the target back then.
[06:04] ---
    I must say, it used to be a lot more adorable.
[06:14] ---
    Come, let's head back.
[06:16] ---
    Warn us before you do that!
[06:26] ---
    Hey, it's still following us.
[06:28] ---
    Oh, that's because you look
    tasty and it fancies you.
[06:34] ---
    Quit saying stuff like that!
[06:42] ---
    You sure you can manage on your own?
[06:45] ---
    No sweat!
[06:46] ---
    We're done splitting the puzzle up
    and all that's left is to build it.
[06:51] ---
    And sorry, but I can
    concentrate better alone.
[06:55] ---
    But if you insist, leave Karirin
    behind as a body pillow for me.
[07:01] ---
    Huh?
[07:02] ---
    You might want to reconsider--
[07:04] ---
    Because-- she-- sometimes--
[07:08] ---
    smacks-- you-- with a-- back-- hand--
[07:11] ---
    I'll be careful, meow.
[07:15] ---
    In the rare chance that I somehow fail,
[07:17] ---
    I want you guys to try out
    Anboy's last-ditch effort.
[07:21] ---
    But until then, go on and rest in your rooms.
[07:25] ---
    Akki and Makimaki haven't slept yet, right?
[07:27] ---
    Y-You haven't either...
[07:32] ---
    Yuzu...
[07:34] ---
    Give it your best.
[07:39] ---
    Roromori.
[07:42] ---
    Never mind... Good luck.
[07:49] ---
    Doesn't it look like a person
    when it's swimming?
[07:52] ---
    That's why Niki called it a mermaid.
[07:55] ---
    Niki?
[07:56] ---
    Oh, sorry. I mean my former partner.
[07:59] ---
    We're the ones who dug that tunnel.
[08:02] ---
    Oh?
[08:06] ---
    And by the way, Sakura...
[08:08] ---
    Don't you be dragging Onigasaki into trouble.
[08:11] ---
    Huh? Uh...
[08:13] ---
    It's fine if you go on adventures,
    but tone it down.
[08:16] ---
    O-Okay... Sorry...
[08:20] ---
    But...
[08:23] ---
    Go on, go on. You have something
    you want to give him, right?
[08:28] ---
    Uh, let's not do this right now, Mister.
[08:35] ---
    It's for you.
[08:37] ---
    I knew you really wanted these parts, so...
[08:41] ---
    Well...
[08:43] ---
    Yes, I suppose I did.
[08:46] ---
    Thank you, Sakura.
[08:49] ---
    But please don't do anything crazy.
[08:51] ---
    It would make me sad if you got hurt.
[08:55] ---
    Okay... Okay, I'll be careful!
[08:59] ---
    Don't mind it.
[09:00] ---
    What's with you?
[09:10] ---
    I'm so sleepy, Karirin.
[09:13] ---
    N-Now, now...
[09:16] ---
    You know what? I wanna dive into bed, too.
[09:20] ---
    I wish I could dive into Akki.
[09:22] ---
    I-Is that right? The last half
    sounds like nonsense, but okay...
[09:28] ---
    You're almost there.
[09:31] ---
    Okay? Let's do our best?
[09:33] ---
    Yeah.
[09:37] ---
    What kind of roleplay was that?
[09:39] ---
    You're the one who asked for this!
[09:41] ---
    Achoo!
[09:43] ---
    Oh, my, what a cute sneeze.
[09:46] ---
    I'm freezing...
[09:48] ---
    Sorry, Sakura should
    be done in the shower soon.
[10:01] ---
    Um...
[10:06] ---
    Is there anything I can help with?
[10:08] ---
    Nope.
[10:11] ---
    No, but...
[10:14] ---
    Just stay here with me.
[10:18] ---
    "Tuna" "Mackerel in Soy"
    "Sardines" "Miso Broiled"
    Wonder if I should return to the room?
[10:21] ---
    "Tuna" "Mackerel in Soy"
    "Sardines" "Miso Broiled"
    The White Room?
[10:23] ---
    The White Room?
[10:24] ---
    I think there's nothing to worry about.
    He has no interest in dropouts.
[10:31] ---
    Give me lots of sugar.
[10:33] ---
    Pour me some milk.
[10:35] ---
    Yeah, yeah.
[10:38] ---
    Nothing happened when
    Hiro and I escaped either.
[10:42] ---
    Maybe the surveillance cameras didn't see us?
[10:46] ---
    Are you sure he's not just pulling our strings?
[10:51] ---
    Meaning he already knows
    about the escape route...
[10:54] ---
    ...and is using me as bait to capture
    the dropouts in one fell swoop.
[10:59] ---
    It's possible... In which case,
    we'll put up a fight.
[11:04] ---
    Which is why we could use your strength.
[11:07] ---
    Onigasaki. Would you become our comrade?
[11:13] ---
    No way.
[11:14] ---
    Huh?!
[11:16] ---
    Sorry, but hiding around
    doesn't suit me very well.
[11:20] ---
    I'd rather just go on my own
    and do as I please.
[11:25] ---
    All right. But in exchange,
    let's trade information once in a while.
[11:32] ---
    Achoo!
[11:33] ---
    Oh, my, isn't your face a little red?
[11:43] ---
    Shoot, when did I...?
[11:48] ---
    Yuzu!
[11:50] ---
    Sorry, I threw up.
[11:53] ---
    I'm just a bit anemic.
[11:55] ---
    I'll go and get someone to help!
[11:57] ---
    I'm fine.
[11:59] ---
    You're not! Please, just lie down!
[12:09] ---
    Karirin was crying...
[12:12] ---
    I need to get up soon...
[12:14] ---
    I hate being alone...
[12:17] ---
    I want to touch someone...
[12:40] ---
    Big Sis...
[13:04] ---
    You owe me one, Roromori.
[13:13] ---
    Don't forget who your
    master is ever again, Recorder.
[13:25] ---
    Seven point eight.
[13:27] ---
    You must be pretty delicate to end up
    like this from getting a little wet.
[13:34] ---
    Uh, I-I bet you're just tired from
    being somewhere you're not used to!
[13:40] ---
    "Tower Blueprints"
    Huh? That's...
[13:42] ---
    "Tower Blueprints"
    Oh...
[13:43] ---
    Oh...
[13:44] ---
    Omejima gave these to me.
[13:47] ---
    "Tower Blueprints"
[13:49] ---
    "Tower Blueprints"
    But still, holding onto these for four years...
[13:50] ---
    But still, holding onto these for four years...
[13:53] ---
    I don't think Nanami has given up yet
    when it comes to his partner.
[13:58] ---
    I think he still believes
    he'll come back and rescue him.
[14:04] ---
    What do you plan on doing?
[14:06] ---
    Huh?
[14:07] ---
    Will you come with me?
    You can meet your brother.
[14:19] ---
    Password confirmed.
[14:22] ---
    Lock to special section B-13
    has been released.
[14:30] ---
    Hiro probably wouldn't
    want to leave Nanami behind.
[14:34] ---
    That's how he was when I dropped out.
[14:37] ---
    He purposely dropped out with me
    thinking I'd be lonely all alone.
[14:43] ---
    Zakuro is my family,
    so I want to see him, but...
[14:49] ---
    Hiro and Nanami are pretty much
    the same now... and I can't leave them.
[15:00] ---
    Crap, there's an emergency!
[15:02] ---
    The White Room! People came to the
    White Room and are calling your name!
[15:10] ---
    Onigasaki! Onigasaki!
[15:14] ---
    Kaikoku, are you all right?!
[15:17] ---
    Onigasaki!
[15:18] ---
    There's no answer!
[15:20] ---
    Wh-What if he collapsed?
[15:22] ---
    What a pain in the ass! Let's kick the door in!
[15:24] ---
    Onigasaki, we'll wait ten more seconds.
[15:28] ---
    Oh, no... These kids are so extreme...
[15:30] ---
    Hiro, bring him here quick!
[15:35] ---
    I've got to buy some time... I know!
[15:39] ---
    Oh, there's paper sliding under the door.
[15:42] ---
    "Occupied"
[15:43] ---
    "Occupied"
    Onigasaki?
[15:44] ---
    "Occupied"
    Huh? Is it really Kaikoku?
    The writing's so round and cute!
[15:48] ---
    "It's me, Onigasaki"
    Wait, there's another one... This is weird!
[15:51] ---
    Kaikoku!
[15:53] ---
    Argh, it had the opposite effect!
[15:57] ---
    Shh.
[16:01] ---
    Kaikoku, I want you to listen to me.
[16:05] ---
    After you left, we finished
    a dropout rescue game.
[16:11] ---
    Kaikoku, you'll be able to participate in the--
[16:17] ---
    Onigasaki.
[16:21] ---
    Roromori's resting in the infirmary right now.
[16:25] ---
    Roro is?
[16:27] ---
    She tackled the puzzle so hard
    for you, she collapsed.
[16:38] ---
    Come back! We're all waiting for you!
[16:46] ---
    Say something! Hey, Onigasaki!
[16:50] ---
    Open up! Please! Hey!
[16:53] ---
    Onigasaki, open up!
[17:04] ---
    Keep this a secret from Zakuro.
[17:06] ---
    He's bad at hiding emotions.
[17:18] ---
    See you later.
[17:26] ---
    Kaikoku!
[17:28] ---
    Yeah, my bad. Sorry for making you--
[17:31] ---
    What was that for?
[17:33] ---
    Because you deserve it.
[17:37] ---
    I'm afraid I don't follow what you mean.
[17:40] ---
    S-Sorry!
[17:45] ---
    Wh-What the hell is this about?
[17:47] ---
    It's a welcome ritual!
[17:58] ---
    You learned your lesson, right?
[18:01] ---
    Don't pull anything like that again.
[18:16] ---
    Oshigiri, lend me your hand a sec.
[18:18] ---
    Why?
[18:20] ---
    Just do it.
[18:24] ---
    O-Onigasaki?
[18:27] ---
    I'm so glad you're all right.
[18:29] ---
    Huh? Uh, um... Y-Yeah...
[18:39] ---
    Sorry, Sakura. I don't think
    your message got through.
[18:53] ---
    Welcome back, Kai.
[18:57] ---
    I'm back.
[19:01] ---
    How are you feeling?
[19:03] ---
    As you can see, I'm pretty good.
[19:05] ---
    But my nurse here won't agree
    to discharge me just yet.
[19:11] ---
    I'll join the others by tomorrow.
[19:15] ---
    I heard from Iride and Oshigiri...
[19:18] ---
    Said you were kinda reckless.
[19:21] ---
    It's fine. This happening
    was partially my fault, too.
[19:29] ---
    You have questions for me, right? I'm all ears.
[19:36] ---
    I found some strange documents in your room.
[19:39] ---
    "--ground Report" "Name: Kaikoku Onigasaki"
    "--ground Report" "Name: Zakuro Oshigiri"
    There was all sorts of information
    about the rest of us.
[19:46] ---
    I knew it had to be you.
[19:48] ---
    I noticed the tilt on my photos
    of Akki were slightly off.
[19:52] ---
    Figured somebody must have
    entered while I was away.
[19:59] ---
    "Notes
    Grandpa Kaiun: Critical Condition"
[20:01] ---
    Those documents... They're recent...
[20:04] ---
    Are the things about my Grandpa--
[20:05] ---
    It's true.
[20:09] ---
    I'm sorry for keeping quiet.
[20:11] ---
    I'm... I'm this game's record keeper.
[20:16] ---
    I'm on Mr. Alpaca's side.
[20:21] ---
    Having said that, I'm something
    like a monitor on the inside.
[20:25] ---
    I only pass information on to Mr. Alpaca though.
[20:28] ---
    "--ground Report" "Name: Anya Kudou"
    "--ground Report" "Name: Himiko Inaba"
    "--ground Report" "Name: Zakuro Oshigiri"
    I only pass information on to Mr. Alpaca though.
[20:29] ---
    "--ground Report" "Name: Anya Kudou"
    "--ground Report" "Name: Himiko Inaba"
    "--ground Report" "Name: Zakuro Oshigiri"
    The details of everyone's participation...
[20:31] ---
    "--ground Report" "Name: Karin Sarayashiki"
    "--ground Report" "Name: Himiko Inaba"
    Every person's thoughts and
    feelings, progress, results...
[20:35] ---
    All I learn through my own participation...
[20:40] ---
    I took on the job out of pure curiosity.
[20:44] ---
    As you already know,
    I'm pretty obsessed with Akki.
[20:48] ---
    I was glad to do anything just
    to get more information about him.
[20:53] ---
    I was glad, but...
[20:57] ---
    Why is it?
[20:59] ---
    I didn't want the game to continue like that...
[21:03] ---
    It's understandable that you would doubt me.
[21:08] ---
    Even I can tell my behavior's suspicious, but...
[21:13] ---
    ...I'm not sure how long
    I can play the clown though.
[21:19] ---
    You decide what to do...
    with the documents... and me.
[21:27] ---
    I'm awful at dealing with things like this.
[21:30] ---
    All I want to know...
[21:33] ---
    ...is whether you're going
    to be a friend or foe. That's all.
[21:37] ---
    If it's the former, we can
    get back to talking gossip.
[21:40] ---
    If it's the latter, I'll punish you first
    and then we'll get to the gossip.
[21:48] ---
    You sure like gossip, don't you, Kai?
[21:51] ---
    Yeah... Because you're about
    the only one I can chat with.
[21:56] ---
    Which is why... Let's call a truce for now.
[22:00] ---
    If you think of an answer, let me know.
[22:12] ---
    Right.
[23:07] ---
    Onigasaki! So this is where you were!
[23:11] ---
    Why did you leave without saying?
    I told you to quit doing that!
[23:15] ---
    You are one emotionally unstable boy.
[23:18] ---
    Who are you calling unstable, huh?!
[23:20] ---
    Yeah, yeah...
[23:22] ---
    --See you tomorrow, Roro.
    --Don't push me! Hey, quit it!
[23:28] ---
    Yeah, thanks...
[23:31] ---
    See you tomorrow.

Season 1

E11 - Isolated Soul

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[00:41] ---
    "The Ones Within"
[02:09] ---
    --Ah, Akki's antenna hair is simply the best.
    --Did you try the mushroom?
[02:11] ---
    Huh? That was a mushroom?
[02:13] ---
    I keep it healthy by--
[02:15] ---
    Everyone's here...
    Thank you for gathering today.
[02:20] ---
    I-I would like to begin Game 9
    if it's not too much trouble...
[02:26] ---
    Uh, but if you can't, tomorrow is fine, too...
[02:30] ---
    We can't hear you.
[02:31] ---
    Mr. Paka, what's wrong?
    Why don't you come any closer?
[02:36] ---
    Well, since I'm universally
    hated after last time,
[02:40] ---
    I wasn't sure of the best way
    to approach you all today.
[02:43] ---
    Like I care.
[02:45] ---
    Mr. Kudou and Ms. Sarayashiki
    are looking at me like I'm trash.
[02:49] ---
    Don't worry, I always have.
[02:52] ---
    And Mr. Onigasaki has his hand on his katana.
[02:55] ---
    I always do.
[02:57] ---
    Is that right?
[02:58] ---
    Mr. Paka, I've gotten over it already.
[03:02] ---
    M-Mr. Iride!
[03:05] ---
    Ahem! Then, let's try this again...
[03:10] ---
    "Congrats"
    "50,000,000 views!"
    "Halfway There!"
[03:14] ---
    Congratulations are in order!
    Congrats on reaching 50,000,000 views!
[03:20] ---
    At this rate, getting 100,000,000
    views may not be a dream!
[03:24] ---
    So without further ado,
    let's go all out again today!
[03:28] ---
    Game 9 time!
[03:32] ---
    Yeah!
[03:34] ---
    "Laboratory ♪3"
[03:35] ---
    "Laboratory ♪3"
    To celebrate reaching 50,000,000 views,
[03:39] ---
    I've prepared a virtual simulation
    for all of you to enjoy!
[03:44] ---
    First, we'll synchronize your avatars.
    To your capsules, please.
[03:48] ---
    Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
[03:51] ---
    It's just like cryogenic sleep!
[03:53] ---
    Huh? What's that?
[03:55] ---
    Artificial hibernation. Happens
    all the time in science fiction.
[04:00] ---
    Close me in!
[04:01] ---
    --It's technology to preserve life
    at low temperatures.
[04:03] ---
    --Close me in!
    --It's technology to preserve life
    at low temperatures.
[04:05] ---
    --Close it! Close me in, please!
    --Because an incurable illness now
    might become curable in the future.
[04:11] ---
    Incurable illness...
[04:13] ---
    --Anya...
    --We'll now commence synchronizing
    your personality data.
[04:18] ---
    Close your capsule lid and please
    lie down and wait a moment.
[04:37] ---
    Ouch!
[04:39] ---
    Ow, ow, ow! Please, stop! You'll pull it out!
[04:44] ---
    Meow!
[04:52] ---
    Game 9 is "The Ones Within Kindergarten."
[04:56] ---
    Those playing the parent role...
[04:58] ---
    ...are to do your best to get along
    with these kindergartners.
[05:03] ---
    So cute!
[05:04] ---
    These kids are "Instant Avatars."
[05:07] ---
    The plants atop their heads will grow
    according to their affection level.
[05:12] ---
    Clear the game by making
    three or more blossom.
[05:15] ---
    There's all sorts of blossoms, too.
[05:17] ---
    Wait... Can we all just wait?
[05:20] ---
    Yes?
[05:21] ---
    Are these children the real thing?
[05:24] ---
    No, no, of course not.
[05:26] ---
    They're an improved breed
    of Mimicry Man-eaters.
[05:29] ---
    Using an AI chip, they act
    like the person themselves.
[05:33] ---
    But since the original person is synchronized,
[05:35] ---
    they can't exit the capsule
    until the game is finished.
[05:39] ---
    So you mean, if we're unable to clear it...
[05:42] ---
    Naturally, they'll continue
    sleeping for eternity.
[05:49] ---
    Incidentally, this same group...
[05:51] ---
    "Stage 2" "Ouija Exchange"
    "Grant the spirit's three wishes
    and obtain 'Chromosome 01.'"
    ...has previously participated in a stage together.
[05:52] ---
    ...has previously participated in a stage together.
[05:56] ---
    I'm looking forward to seeing what you've got.
[05:59] ---
    With the games resuming, we'll see
    how strong your bonds truly are.
[06:05] ---
    Now then, you must excuse me.
[06:11] ---
    Screw you, asshole!
[06:16] ---
    Now, now. Why don't you
    come over here, Himiko?
[06:22] ---
    It's all right. He really needs
    to put away his scary face, right?
[06:26] ---
    Who are you talkin' about?!
[06:31] ---
    Oh? Would Yuzu like a hug, too?
[06:34] ---
    Meow!
[06:37] ---
    My back will totally feel this tomorrow...
[06:41] ---
    So be it then...
[06:43] ---
    Come on, Onigasaki.
[06:54] ---
    What are you sighing for?
[06:59] ---
    Aikawa, you come, too.
[07:05] ---
    Don't sleep. He's smaller but still the same.
[07:08] ---
    What are we supposed to do now?
[07:10] ---
    Seeing how it's around noon,
    how about lunchtime?
[07:13] ---
    Sushi! Sushi!
[07:15] ---
    And nap after lunch.
[07:16] ---
    You guys are suddenly seasoned
    mothers out of nowhere.
[07:21] ---
    Anya, you should face the other way.
[07:24] ---
    What the hell for?!
[07:25] ---
    It's hard to say, but you know...
[07:27] ---
    --Huh? What are you getting at?!
[07:29] ---
    --I know! Let's make silly faces then!
    --Huh? What are you getting at?!
[07:31] ---
    Huh?! You really are...
[07:42] ---
    All right, everyone! Hands together!
[07:45] ---
    Father, Mother, Mr. Paka...
    Thank you for the yummy food!
[07:50] ---
    Thank you.
[07:52] ---
    Okay! Let's eat!
[07:54] ---
    Let's eat!
[07:55] ---
    "---ka Pudding"
    Let's eat!
[07:56] ---
    "---ka Pudding"
    Why do all of us have kids' meals, too?
[08:00] ---
    By eating and drinking what they do,
    we can understand the kids better.
[08:04] ---
    Don't lie. You just wanted to eat it, right?
[08:07] ---
    The toy that comes with it
    tickles my urge to collect.
[08:11] ---
    I've almost completed the Mr. Paka series!
[08:12] ---
    "Learning Book"
    "Paka Paka Learning Book"
    I've almost completed the Mr. Paka series!
[08:14] ---
    "Learning Book"
    "Paka Paka Learning Book"
    Stop or he'll get full of himself.
[08:16] ---
    I got a second Paka-ear headband,
    so I'll give the extra to Anya.
[08:20] ---
    Put that on me and I'm
    never talking to you again.
[08:24] ---
    Huh? But why?
[08:26] ---
    Sheesh...
[08:33] ---
    What the hell?
[08:36] ---
    Again? Punitsuki, house!
[08:38] ---
    --Puni puni!
    --Ow, ow, ow, ow! This isn't your damn house!
[08:44] ---
    Stop yelling. You're just scaring them.
[08:51] ---
    Wh-What?
[08:52] ---
    Oshigiri is touching a girl all on his own!
[08:55] ---
    --Wha...?
    --It's worse that he's fine with lolis!
[08:58] ---
    Quit saying weird things!
[09:00] ---
    How about with Yuzu then?
[09:02] ---
    U-Uh...
[09:05] ---
    He draws an odd line.
[09:07] ---
    Me, too!
[09:12] ---
    "Paka Pudd--"
[09:21] ---
    Don't give up like that.
[09:23] ---
    Anyway, how do we make 'em blossom?
[09:27] ---
    We have to raise their affection, right?
[09:30] ---
    This sort of stuff is Himiko
    and Makino's forte, but...
[09:34] ---
    They're both devouring a kids' meal.
[09:38] ---
    Himiko, you sure love rolled omelettes, huh?
[09:43] ---
    You can have mine, too.
[09:52] ---
    Ooh, it's a bud!
[09:55] ---
    Woohoo! Let's keep it up!
[09:57] ---
    You fed her...
[10:01] ---
    I think smiling is the first step
    of building affection.
[10:05] ---
    Smiling?
[10:07] ---
    And you guys don't smile all that much.
[10:09] ---
    Oshigiri wears a mask... Karin gets so cranky...
[10:13] ---
    And Anya only laughs to
    scorn and insult other people.
[10:17] ---
    Little kids like these watch our
    expressions a lot more than you think.
[10:23] ---
    Akki, um... I ate bubbles.
[10:26] ---
    Smiling... It's important.
[10:28] ---
    --Hey, hey, Akki! Bubbles, bubbles, bubbles!
    --Oh! Right, right. You're from planet Bubbles.
[10:35] ---
    --Sushi!
    --Onigasaki!
[10:38] ---
    Oy?
[10:40] ---
    I-It's time to brush your teeth.
[10:45] ---
    Oy, oy!
[10:49] ---
    Onigasaki.
[10:50] ---
    Oy?!
[10:51] ---
    Come sit on my lap.
[10:54] ---
    Sushi!
[10:56] ---
    I love that part of Kaikoku.
[11:03] ---
    Aikawa. Need to pee before napping?
[11:17] ---
    Aikawa is acting strange?
[11:19] ---
    I wouldn't say strange.
    Just more mellow than usual.
[11:23] ---
    He won't even look at me.
[11:25] ---
    Isn't that how he always is?
[11:27] ---
    Oh, now that you mention it...
[11:30] ---
    Only Aikawa's sprout is as small as it started.
[11:33] ---
    He's never been one to be
    assertive and talk, but...
[11:37] ---
    I'm just... sort of worried.
[12:35] ---
    "Shirasu"
    "I love you."
[12:37] ---
    "Makino Aikawa"
    "Sumire (Maiden name Mukai)"
    "Kindly circle if you will be celebrating with us."
[12:48] ---
    Makino...
[12:50] ---
    Makino...
[12:54] ---
    Makino!
[12:57] ---
    Thank goodness!
[12:58] ---
    You were having a nightmare.
    Are you all right?
[13:14] ---
    I love you!
[13:15] ---
    Hey!
[13:16] ---
    Hey! Come here, quick!
[13:20] ---
    Ooh!
[13:22] ---
    I pet her, hugged her, and when I gave
    her a rolled omelette, it blossomed!
[13:26] ---
    Rolled omelettes sure are amazing.
[13:28] ---
    Right?
[13:29] ---
    Th-That's not why! It was my love!
[13:32] ---
    Gotta respect them eggs.
[13:34] ---
    --Right?!
    --Hey now!
[13:36] ---
    Tone it down.
[13:39] ---
    You're a lot friendlier
    than I thought you'd be.
[13:42] ---
    Sushi!
[13:43] ---
    You just ate some.
[13:46] ---
    To think you were so earnest and cute...
[13:50] ---
    I wonder where it all went wrong.
[13:53] ---
    "Open-Air Outdoor Bath"
[13:55] ---
    I take my socks off!
[13:57] ---
    Yeah? That's impressive!
[14:03] ---
    It's the dude's bath for you.
[14:05] ---
    Calm your ass down!
[14:07] ---
    It's fine with me.
[14:09] ---
    He's little anyway. And it's not like
    he's the real Onigasaki, right?
[14:14] ---
    It's fine.
[14:15] ---
    Come with me!
[14:23] ---
    Hi! I'm Akki!
[14:26] ---
    They blossomed.
[14:27] ---
    That ain't no blossom!
[14:29] ---
    What's your deal? He said there could
    be all sorts of blossoms, right?
[14:34] ---
    That's stinky and that's plain creepy!
[14:36] ---
    Don't let me be the only sane one!
    The burden's too much!
[14:39] ---
    All three of them blossomed
    when they were with you. No fair...
[14:43] ---
    No big deal, right? We all
    got to see them in the end.
[14:47] ---
    ♪ Ding dong, ding neigh. ♪
[14:51] ---
    Stage 9 cleared. Congratulations
    on getting three blossoms.
[14:56] ---
    Your bonds were so strong,
    it must have been an easy win.
[15:00] ---
    'Course it was, moron.
[15:02] ---
    The clear condition has been met,
    so this game is officially over.
[15:06] ---
    Please send a representative
    to accept Chromosome 08.
[15:11] ---
    I'll see you tomorrow.
[15:22] ---
    My, this is odd...
[15:24] ---
    You achieved three blossoms which
    means you've cleared the game, yet...
[15:29] ---
    You saying that on purpose?
[15:31] ---
    Neigh...
[15:33] ---
    Well, all right...
[15:35] ---
    It'll be troublesome if you boycott again,
    so please finish by morning.
[15:40] ---
    The next game is waiting for you.
[15:44] ---
    Blossom!
[15:45] ---
    You wanna be little like this
    for the rest of your life?!
[15:49] ---
    Quit it. Don't intimidate him.
[15:51] ---
    Shuddap! It's your fault
    for going easy on him!
[15:54] ---
    Who would open their heart via force?
[15:56] ---
    What Aikawa's heart needs is a blanket.
[15:59] ---
    Poetic and creepy!
[16:02] ---
    Hey, hey. Save the fighting for later, meow.
[16:06] ---
    Guys, you're back to normal!
[16:09] ---
    Thanks to you.
[16:10] ---
    Wait... Then those kids are...
[16:18] ---
    Their synchronization cut off.
[16:23] ---
    Littlegasaki...
[16:29] ---
    What are you sighing about?
[16:31] ---
    Here! This one's mine, right?
    It's mine, right? Woohoo!
[16:41] ---
    All right! It's time to begin
    Operation Makimaki Blossom!
[16:45] ---
    Yay!
[16:47] ---
    First up is Himi and Karirin's
    giant Murasaki cake!
[16:54] ---
    Next up is Akki and the Pandarou tower tour!
[16:59] ---
    We're dead if we fall!
[17:01] ---
    Anboy's bubble blowing course!
[17:04] ---
    Sixty-second shoulder ride!
[17:05] ---
    Playing house! Hide and seek!
    Full-body massage!
[17:09] ---
    Soft-boiled egg gymnastics! Afro!
[17:15] ---
    I-Is it growing?
[17:18] ---
    Slightly?
[17:19] ---
    It's iffy.
[17:23] ---
    Did you decide what you'll do, Zak?
[17:26] ---
    I'm not sure...
[17:28] ---
    Aren't you two the same age?
[17:31] ---
    How about calling him his name like a friend?
[17:34] ---
    Wh-What?
[17:35] ---
    Oh, I like that idea!
[17:37] ---
    D-Do you think that would
    really help him blossom?
[17:40] ---
    Not like I'm against it or anything...
[17:43] ---
    You're sick.
[17:44] ---
    Excuse me?!
[17:46] ---
    You're sick!
[17:47] ---
    --What do you mean by sick?!
    --What about you?
[17:48] ---
    --Sick as in I wanna throw up!
    --I've been doing it this whole time.
[17:51] ---
    --Well, I'm sick of you!
    --I'm giving him big hugs.
[17:52] ---
    --You wanna piece, you jerk?!
    --I'm giving him big hugs.
[17:53] ---
    --You wanna piece, you jerk?!
    --Doesn't this feel so warm, Makimaki?
[18:04] ---
    "Laboratory ♪3"
[18:11] ---
    Isn't the moon pretty tonight?
[18:15] ---
    Shall we talk about love for a bit?
[18:19] ---
    You see, I don't remember the past.
[18:22] ---
    My mom right now isn't my biological one,
[18:26] ---
    but she's cheerful and smiles
    a lot... and I love her.
[18:30] ---
    Sometimes she doesn't really
    see me, but that's fine.
[18:35] ---
    Because I love her.
[18:39] ---
    It's fine.
[18:42] ---
    Is there somebody you
    love right now, Makino?
[18:46] ---
    If you love somebody, I think it's fine
    if they don't return the feeling.
[18:52] ---
    They might not look at you,
[18:54] ---
    and you might not be who matters
    most to them, but it happens.
[19:00] ---
    Can you not be happy with that, Makino?
[19:04] ---
    If you can accept it,
[19:07] ---
    it won't hurt anymore.
[19:11] ---
    So accept it... and keep moving forward.
[19:20] ---
    Accept it?
[19:28] ---
    The people who gave birth to me...
    won't look at me.
[19:32] ---
    The person Sumire loves... isn't me.
[20:16] ---
    Accept it.
[20:31] ---
    Accept it.
[20:38] ---
    My heart... was broken.
[20:45] ---
    Why did that happen?
[20:47] ---
    I don't know... I don't know, but...
[20:49] ---
    We're short on time! Say it, Zak!
[20:52] ---
    Uh...
[20:56] ---
    Ma... Ma...
[20:59] ---
    Ma... Ma... Ma... Ma... Ma...
[21:04] ---
    S-Sorry.
[21:06] ---
    I've always had trouble
    calling people by their names.
[21:12] ---
    But I really do want to get
    closer to you, Aikawa.
[21:16] ---
    That's why, uh...
[21:19] ---
    Do you think, from now on,
    I could call you Makino?
[21:31] ---
    Aikaw-- I mean, Makino.
[21:33] ---
    So cringeworthy.
[21:35] ---
    Onigasaki!
[21:36] ---
    Look, it's blossoming!
[22:03] ---
    Now then, it's about time
    for the real fun to begin.

Season 1

E12 - Journey Goes On

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[00:04] ---
    "Stage 2
    'Ouija Exchange'
    Grant the spirit's three wishes
    and obtain 'Chromosome 01.'"
[00:08] ---
    "Yes" "No"
[00:15] ---
    For them to progress this far
    so smoothly... I'm impressed.
[00:19] ---
    Perhaps that's saying how talented they are?
[00:24] ---
    Now then, it's about time
    for the real fun to begin.
[00:46] ---
    Do you think Makino might have a girlfriend?
[00:50] ---
    Whoa! Watch it!
[00:52] ---
    Huh? What do you mean?
[00:54] ---
    Well, I don't know for sure, but...
[00:56] ---
    This morning, when Himiko
    and I went to wake him...
[01:00] ---
    Makino!
[01:02] ---
    Makino! It's morning!
[01:04] ---
    Your bonito flake rice is waiting!
[01:09] ---
    It's bonito flake rice!
[01:12] ---
    Thank you, Sumire.
[01:16] ---
    "Thump Thump"
    And, well, something adorable happened.
[01:19] ---
    Is that why she's been as red
    as a lobster since morning?
[01:23] ---
    Sumire? Are you sure that's not a pet of his?
[01:26] ---
    No, I think his pet cat was named Moshika.
[01:29] ---
    "Eek"
    I bet Makimaki has a lover or two.
    Or maybe five or six!
[01:33] ---
    "Eek"
    S-Six timing is bad!
[01:36] ---
    Girls can't resist love gossip.
[01:38] ---
    Iride's in there though.
[01:40] ---
    That doesn't even seem odd.
[01:43] ---
    By the way, is there anyone
    among us who's dating someone?
[01:47] ---
    "Silence"
[01:50] ---
    Oh? Wipeout?
[01:52] ---
    "Girlfriend"
    What's a girlfriend?
[01:54] ---
    "Girlfriend"
    Is it tasty?
[01:56] ---
    "Girlfriend"
    Are they sold at the convenience store?
[01:58] ---
    "Girlfriend"
    Shall I warm it up?
[01:59] ---
    "Girlfriend"
    All right, my bad. Cut it out.
[02:02] ---
    I go to an all-girls school, so...
[02:04] ---
    But some girls had boyfriends...
[02:06] ---
    I go to an all-boys school, too.
[02:09] ---
    Though some had girlfriends...
[02:11] ---
    Engaging in romance before
    a marital blood oath?!
[02:14] ---
    That's so carnal... and depraved!
[02:17] ---
    B-Blood oath?
[02:18] ---
    How idiotic.
[02:23] ---
    Excuse me? In that case, what about you?!
[02:25] ---
    Huh?! I've got no interest in girls!
[02:28] ---
    Go figure, you kindergartner!
[02:30] ---
    Shuddap, Taisho period!
[02:32] ---
    Meiji period!
[02:33] ---
    Yayoi period!
[02:35] ---
    --Ooh, Makimaki! Let's ask him!
    --You skipped too much, idiot!
[02:39] ---
    Who is this Sumire?
[02:45] ---
    He's got a girlfriend then?!
[02:47] ---
    That's Makino for you!
[02:51] ---
    "Makino stocks mysteriously rise"
[03:06] ---
    I wonder what kind of person
    Makino's girlfriend is.
[03:10] ---
    If he confused Himiko and her,
    I bet she's younger than him.
[03:14] ---
    Older.
[03:16] ---
    That look on his face was like someone
    being spoiled by an older girlfriend.
[03:22] ---
    In that case, let's settle it with a vote.
[03:25] ---
    What's the point of deciding his
    girlfriend's age by a majority vote?
[03:30] ---
    All right, here we go!
[03:36] ---
    Who thinks she's younger?
[03:39] ---
    Who thinks she's older?
[03:40] ---
    Me!
[03:44] ---
    Me!
[03:45] ---
    ♪ Ding dong, ding neigh! ♪
[03:51] ---
    Thank you for gathering today, everyone.
[03:56] ---
    Next up is Game 10, right?
[03:58] ---
    That was the plan, but...
[04:00] ---
    Before that, I have prepared something
    special for everyone to enjoy.
[04:05] ---
    Something special?!
[04:06] ---
    You moron. Don't take
    what he says at face value.
[04:10] ---
    You'll regret getting worked up.
[04:11] ---
    He's probably having us
    do something dumb again.
[04:14] ---
    Well then, let us begin.
[04:19] ---
    Paka's Island!
[04:23] ---
    As a reward for progressing
    this far in the game,
[04:26] ---
    I would like for all of you to
    participate in this bonus stage!
[04:34] ---
    Is this really just something to enjoy?
[04:36] ---
    Of course! Don't bonus stages go
    hand in hand with RPGs and the like?
[04:43] ---
    That explains these outfits...
[04:45] ---
    "Pipes" "Card Room" "Slot Room"
    "Coin Exchange"
    "Battlefield" "Elevator Hall" "Dice Game"
    I will be distributing a number of coins
[04:48] ---
    "Pipes" "Card Room" "Slot Room"
    "Coin Exchange"
    "Battlefield" "Elevator Hall" "Dice Game"
    to each of you.
[04:50] ---
    "Pipes" "Card Room" "Slot Room"
    "Coin Exchange"
    "Battlefield" "Elevator Hall" "Dice Game"
    With these coins, you are to play
[04:52] ---
    "Pipes" "Card Room" "Slot Room"
    "Coin Exchange"
    "Battlefield" "Elevator Hall" "Dice Game"
    any game of your choice...
[04:53] ---
    "Pipes" "Card Room" "Slot Room"
    "Coin Exchange"
    "Battlefield" "Elevator Hall" "Dice Game"
    ...and attempt to earn more before time runs out.
[04:56] ---
    "Pipes" "Card Room" "Slot Room"
    "Coin Exchange"
    "Battlefield" "Elevator Hall" "Dice Game"
    Woohoo!
[04:58] ---
    Using all the coins that everyone gathers,
[05:00] ---
    you can trade in for wonderful
    prizes at the Coin Exchange!
[05:06] ---
    Coin Exchange?
[05:07] ---
    What kind of prizes are there?
[05:09] ---
    "Paka Headband" "Paka Pajamas"
[05:11] ---
    "Canned Paka" "Paka Parka"
[05:13] ---
    Ooh!
[05:15] ---
    Paka Headband! Paka Pajamas!
    Paka Parka! Canned Paka!
[05:19] ---
    What do you think?!
[05:20] ---
    Tons of rare goods! Popular stuff
    from the past! Rereleases!
[05:24] ---
    The finest picks you could ever imagine!
[05:27] ---
    That's pretty demotivating
    for everyone except the moron.
[05:31] ---
    What are you talking about?
[05:33] ---
    It's a lineup good enough
    to make any collector salivate.
[05:37] ---
    "Make Any Request Come True Ticket"
    Huh? That's...
[05:39] ---
    "Make Any Request Come True Ticket"
    "Make Any Request Come True Ticket"?
[05:42] ---
    "Make Any Request Come True Ticket"
    As the name implies, if you earn this,
[05:44] ---
    I will grant any single request
    that you wish to come true.
[05:50] ---
    Of course, it must be a wish confined to
    The Ones Within, but that's the only condition.
[06:00] ---
    Anyway, with this being a bonus stage
    and all, let's all try to enjoy it!
[06:05] ---
    Now then, your time limit is 120 minutes.
[06:08] ---
    You may earn as many coins
    as you please within that time.
[06:12] ---
    Everyone, I wish you the best of luck!
[06:21] ---
    Low.
[06:27] ---
    Woohoo!
[06:29] ---
    Looks like you're doing well, Karin.
    How many do you have now?
[06:37] ---
    Wh-What? Got a problem?
[06:39] ---
    N-No! What game is this?
[06:42] ---
    It seems like High-Lo.
[06:44] ---
    It's a simple game
    where you get dealt a card...
[06:47] ---
    ...and guess if it's higher or
    lower than the dealer's card.
[06:52] ---
    You double your coins if you
    get it right and can quit or continue.
[06:56] ---
    But, Karin...
[06:58] ---
    If you always only bet one coin and
    don't continue, you'll never get more.
[07:02] ---
    Shut up, okay? It's better than losing them.
[07:12] ---
    I lost one already...
[07:14] ---
    The fainthearted who can't bet more
    than one coin aren't suited for gambling.
[07:19] ---
    It's people like you who don't think
    of consequences and the future...
[07:22] ---
    ...that aren't suited for gambling.
[07:24] ---
    You just don't get it.
[07:26] ---
    Gambling is all or nothing.
    Win big or lose big.
[07:30] ---
    Leaving everything up to fate
    is the romance of it all.
[07:35] ---
    A high schooler shouldn't idolize gambling.
[07:37] ---
    My bro Ken said that.
[07:39] ---
    Stealing his lines?!
[07:40] ---
    Huh?! You wanna piece?!
[07:42] ---
    Bring it. Let's settle this
    before the game ends.
[07:53] ---
    I get where Anboy's coming from though.
[07:56] ---
    I'm not interested in paltry winnings either.
[07:59] ---
    It's time to go big or go home.
[08:04] ---
    "Mimicry Man-eater A has appeared!"
[08:06] ---
    "Mimicry Man-eater A has appeared!"
    "Mimicry Man-eater B has appeared!"
[08:07] ---
    "Mimicry Man-eater B has appeared!"
    "Mimicry Man-eater C has appeared!"
[08:09] ---
    "Mimicry Man-eater C has appeared!"
    "Punitsuki has appeared!"
[08:10] ---
    "Mimicry Man-eater A"
    "Mimicry Man-eater B"
    "Mimicry Man-eater C" "Punitsuki"
    We've just gotta go with our gut. All in on A!
[08:14] ---
    "Mimicry Man-eater A"
    "Mimicry Man-eater B"
    "Mimicry Man-eater C" "Punitsuki"
    I'm going all in on Punitsuki.
[08:17] ---
    Are you in, Makimaki?
[08:18] ---
    Three thousand points on Taira Hara.
[08:21] ---
    All right, let's have at it!
[08:30] ---
    What the hell? This makes it
    hard to cheer 'em on!
[08:44] ---
    Why am I the one getting beat up?!
[08:46] ---
    C'mon! Hang in there, Mimicry Man-eater B!
[08:49] ---
    --Anboy? Didn't you bet everything
    on Mimicry Man-eater A?
    --Get 'em! Fight back! Show those
    jerks what we're made of!
[08:59] ---
    --Hell yeah!
[09:00] ---
    --Anboy? Do you not get the rules?
    --Hell yeah!
[09:04] ---
    See that?!
[09:05] ---
    --Yeah, I did. I saw the true
    depths of your stupidity.
[09:06] ---
    --Yeah, I did. I saw the true
    depths of your stupidity.
    --Yeah! Yeah! Woohoo!
[09:09] ---
    Let's say we lost the battle
    but won the war, Zak.
[09:14] ---
    Like I said, gambling's all about
    big wins and big losses.
[09:18] ---
    At this rate, I'll just have to extort
    some coins from that furball.
[09:20] ---
    "Struggle" "Struggle"
    At this rate, I'll just have to extort
    some coins from that furball.
[09:23] ---
    "Struggle" "Struggle"
    Huh, don'tcha got some?! Out with it already!
[09:26] ---
    "Struggle" "Struggle"
    Neigh...
[09:27] ---
    Let's go.
[09:28] ---
    Can we stop the violence, please?
[09:31] ---
    Fine, but quit smiling while holding that.
[09:35] ---
    You've got a lot of your coins left, Himi.
[09:37] ---
    What game have you been playing?
[09:40] ---
    None. I'm not very good at gambling, so...
[09:43] ---
    ...I've just been watching people play.
[09:47] ---
    I-If you want some, help yourself!
[09:49] ---
    I probably won't end up using them!
[09:51] ---
    Yeah? Thanks.
[09:53] ---
    Himi is a definite people supporter, meow.
[09:58] ---
    Most of these games are straight
    out of an RPG casino, but..
[10:02] ---
    Hmm?
[10:06] ---
    Pipes?
[10:07] ---
    This is clearly out of place.
[10:09] ---
    --Let's see...
    --W-Wait!
[10:10] ---
    Learn how the game works
    before you jump in!
[10:14] ---
    Oshigiri. You must be the type of person who
    reads the manual before you play a game.
[10:20] ---
    I study it while on the toilet.
[10:22] ---
    I learn by doing rather than reading.
[10:25] ---
    Onigasaki!
[10:34] ---
    This is...
[10:37] ---
    It's been quite a while since Kai disappeared.
[10:41] ---
    This is why I told him to wait.
[10:43] ---
    It's Kai we're talking about, so any minute...
[10:54] ---
    He's back!
[10:55] ---
    Kaikoku, that's awesome!
    You came back as Super Kai!
[11:00] ---
    Oy...
[11:39] ---
    A real dice game?
[11:41] ---
    I think only one person can play at a time.
[11:44] ---
    Okay, I'll give it a shot!
[11:47] ---
    "Dice Game"
[11:52] ---
    One, two, three, four, five, six.
[11:57] ---
    Ooh, Pandarou! Long time no see!
[12:01] ---
    "You reunite with Pandarou.
    Advance 3."
[12:02] ---
    "You reunite with Pandarou.
    Advance 3."
    What a great start for me!
[12:05] ---
    One, two, three.
[12:07] ---
    "Battlefield"
[12:08] ---
    "Battlefield"?
[12:15] ---
    "Punitsuki has appeared!"
    Those three steps threw him straight into battle.
[12:18] ---
    "Punitsuki has appeared!"
    Was that good luck or bad luck?
[12:21] ---
    It's like a family showdown or something.
[12:24] ---
    "Punitsuki calls for allies!"
    Puni!
[12:26] ---
    "Punitsuki B has appeared!"
    Puni!
[12:27] ---
    "Punitsuki C has appeared!"
    Puni!
[12:29] ---
    "Punitsuki D has appeared!"
    Puni!
[12:30] ---
    "Punitsuki E has appeared!"
    Puni!
[12:32] ---
    "Punitsuki F has appeared!"
    But it's calling for backup though!
[12:33] ---
    "Punitsuki G has appeared!"
    But it's calling for backup though!
[12:36] ---
    "Akatsuki also called for allies!"
    Puni!
[12:38] ---
    "Akatsuki also called for allies!"
    He can call for backup, too?!
[12:40] ---
    "Punitsuki H has appeared!"
    --Puni!
    --Ain't that an enemy?!
[12:43] ---
    "Punitsuki H has appeared!"
    Would you stop making them multiply?!
[12:46] ---
    "The Punitsukis are
    doing something?"
[12:51] ---
    "Punitsukis become King Punitsuki."
    Puni!
[12:58] ---
    "King Punitsuki's eyes look your way
    as if begging to be friends."
[13:15] ---
    "Akatsuki and King Punitsuki become friends!"
[13:16] ---
    "Akatsuki and King Punitsuki become friends!"
    Don't make him your friend!
[13:21] ---
    What the hell is wrong with this game?
[13:24] ---
    I'm tired of making wise cracks. My head hurts.
[13:28] ---
    There's a vending machine, right?
[13:30] ---
    It's packed with Paka Juice though.
[13:32] ---
    Seriously?
[13:34] ---
    That King Punitsuki was incredibly cute.
[13:38] ---
    All right, let's keep this going!
[13:42] ---
    One, two, three, four!
[13:46] ---
    Huh?
[14:00] ---
    How about you, Zak?
[14:02] ---
    I've got none left.
[14:03] ---
    Onigasaki was on a winning streak though.
[14:06] ---
    I'm curious to see what he's got!
[14:08] ---
    Yeah, check this out.
[14:11] ---
    He exchanged his coins...
[14:12] ---
    And for canned fish?
    What kind of fish freak is he?
[14:16] ---
    What sort of canned fish is it?
[14:18] ---
    "Canned Paka"
    Neigh.
[14:25] ---
    We've got trouble!
[14:29] ---
    I-It's Iride!
[14:32] ---
    Ow, ow, ow...
[14:35] ---
    Did I land on a pitfall trap?
[14:44] ---
    Akki!
[14:46] ---
    Where the hell did he go?
[14:48] ---
    If you mean Iride, he's alive and well.
[14:51] ---
    Thank goodness! He'll be back, right?
[14:54] ---
    Yes, of course. However...
[14:59] ---
    This bonus stage has a set time limit.
[15:04] ---
    But as for this pitfall trap,
[15:06] ---
    it was designed so that it would
    be somewhat difficult to escape.
[15:15] ---
    All is well as long as Iride returns
    before the time limit, but...
[15:22] ---
    What happens if he goes past the time limit?
[15:25] ---
    Rest assured. His life will not be
    in danger if that's what you're asking.
[15:31] ---
    However, it means he will not
    be able to return to your side.
[15:36] ---
    He'll become a dropout?
[15:38] ---
    You bastard!
[15:39] ---
    Cut it out, Anboy.
[15:41] ---
    Every second we stand here,
    the time limit slowly approaches.
[15:45] ---
    We should be thinking about
    how to bring Akki back.
[15:51] ---
    What if someone else played the
    Dice Game and fell into the hole, too?
[15:57] ---
    It's dangerous, but that
    might be the only way.
[16:00] ---
    The person with the most coins left is...
[16:06] ---
    Me?!
[16:12] ---
    Sorry.
[16:13] ---
    I'm not so great at RPGs and stuff like that.
[16:23] ---
    I won.
[16:25] ---
    Ooh! That's our Makimaki!
[16:28] ---
    The goddess of gambling smiles upon you!
[16:30] ---
    Holy moley!
[16:32] ---
    Makino, you're a prodigy!
[16:34] ---
    Roro, could that be enough?
[16:36] ---
    Buried...
[16:37] ---
    S-Save Makino before he drowns!
[16:41] ---
    "Request Ticket"
    "Make Any Request Come True Ticket"
    Even after winning so much, it's only
    half the coins we need for the ticket.
[16:43] ---
    Even after winning so much, it's only
    half the coins we need for the ticket.
[16:46] ---
    But if we double up Makino's coins,
    isn't it basically ours?
[16:50] ---
    True... And with that, we could save
    Akki within the time limit for sure.
[16:57] ---
    But you're fine with that? For starters,
    these are coins that you won, Makimaki.
[17:02] ---
    Use them to save Akatsuki.
[17:07] ---
    Since Makino's cool with it, I am, too.
[17:10] ---
    Well, guess we've got to.
[17:12] ---
    Yeah. No complaints here.
[17:15] ---
    Let's save Iride!
[17:16] ---
    There you have it. What now, Roro?
[17:19] ---
    Doubling the amount of coins we have
    is much easier said than done.
[17:25] ---
    But on the other hand, all we have
    to do is double our coins once.
[17:29] ---
    We don't have to take unnecessary risks.
[17:32] ---
    Which means we should play a game
    with the best chance of winning.
[17:37] ---
    High-lo.
[17:39] ---
    Yeah.
[17:40] ---
    "High" "Low"
    Two is the lowest. Ace is the highest.
[17:43] ---
    "High" "Low"
    If the card is a two or ace, we win right there.
[17:47] ---
    "High" "Low"
    But if it's anywhere in between,
    the worse it gets near the middle.
[17:50] ---
    "High" "Low"
    Even so, the odds are 50%.
[17:52] ---
    "High" "Low"
    I think this the perfect gamble for us.
[17:59] ---
    All right, let's do this.
[18:04] ---
    We got the card I was hoping to see least...
[18:14] ---
    What now?
[18:15] ---
    Higher?
[18:18] ---
    Lower?
[18:28] ---
    Higher? Lower?
[18:34] ---
    Me!
[18:35] ---
    High!
[18:43] ---
    That settles it.
[18:46] ---
    Our guess is higher!
[18:48] ---
    High!
[19:32] ---
    Welcome back, Akki!
[19:38] ---
    I'm back!
[19:53] ---
    Yo ride on the peaceful status quo
[19:56] ---
    With your doubts and Q&A
[19:59] ---
    Close your eyes and keep
    walking down that tight rope

[20:03] ---
    Impossible proves unreality
[20:05] ---
    Too late for memoirs or maydays
[20:08] ---
    Before you know it,
    you're already stuck behind the screen

[20:13] ---
    What's being tested is
    everything you've believed in

[20:21] ---
    Fumbling around for
    building blocks in the dark

[20:24] ---
    Fumbling around for
    building blocks in the dark

    "Iride"
[20:25] ---
    Comes the sound of them
    crumbling down

    "Iride"
[20:28] ---
    Comes the sound of them
    crumbling down

[20:30] ---
    Who is this all for
    What is this all for

[20:34] ---
    Why am I here
    I can't see why
    

[20:35] ---
    Why am I here
    I can't see why

    I'm sorry.
[20:37] ---
    Why am I here
    I can't see why

    What for?
[20:39] ---
    Why am I here
    I can't see why

    For always worrying you.
[20:39] ---
    What is real
    Unable to choose

    For always worrying you.
[20:41] ---
    What is real
    Unable to choose

    But see, I'm actually quite fine now.
[20:44] ---
    Stuck in place with a hand upon my heart
    But see, I'm actually quite fine now.
[20:45] ---
    Stuck in place with a hand upon my heart
[20:50] ---
    This is not game
[20:51] ---
    There's no need for saves or continues
    

[20:52] ---
    There's no need for saves or continues
    So...
[20:54] ---
    There's no need for saves or continues
    Take care now, Ichiya.
[20:54] ---
    Did you think you could just rewind it all
    Take care now, Ichiya.
[20:59] ---
    Fight back with your life
[21:02] ---
    It's the one way to survive
[21:05] ---
    Even if everything else disappears
[21:25] ---
    Believe it or not,
    we're well past halfway done.
[21:29] ---
    Smooth sailing if you ask me.
[21:31] ---
    Yeah! We've been doing really well!
[21:34] ---
    I wonder though...
[21:37] ---
    It's a game he's in charge of.
[21:39] ---
    There's gotta be way more
    than a handful of traps.
[21:43] ---
    Let's do our best.
[21:46] ---
    No worries! It'll all work out somehow!
[21:49] ---
    ♪ Ding dong, ding neigh! ♪
[21:56] ---
    Now then, I would like to begin Game 10.
[22:09] ---
    Like a stray cat all by itself
[22:15] ---
    Nobody ever took notice of me
[22:21] ---
    Until that day I was crying in the rain
[22:27] ---
    Where you came and found me
[22:32] ---
    You gave me a name
    so you know what that means

[22:38] ---
    It's proof you have something
    you want to protect

[22:47] ---
    I've become a lot stronger now
[22:52] ---
    The true miracle of meeting you that day
[22:58] ---
    Was surely the strength to protect someone
[23:03] ---
    That you gave to me
[23:09] ---
    I'm now leaving you on my journey
[23:15] ---
    Thank you for noticing me
[23:21] ---
    There's so much I want to talk about but
[23:27] ---
    Something still remains in my heart
[23:33] ---
    I can't talk to you