# E9 - Bamboo Leaf Rhapsody

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRDQGG5WY/mysterique-sign)<br>
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**[00:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Haruhi, melancholy during the Star Festival...<br>**[00:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...had recovered from her<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;melancholy state during finals...<br>**[00:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...and is acting on her own whim again.<br>**[00:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As for me, it's like the blue baton<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was handed to me in response...<br>**[00:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...and I'm in a heavy depression.<br>**[00:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Haruhi, who was taking the test behind me...<br>**[00:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...always seems to have time left over...<br>**[00:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...and was sound asleep<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;30 minutes before the test ended.<br>**[00:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Annoying. Oh, it's annoying, annoying.<br>**[00:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*The answer is always in my heart.*<br>**[01:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya<br>**[01:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I don't know why, but I chose you.*<br>**[01:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It won't stop now. Mr. Destiny deemed it so.*<br>**[01:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I believe it's boring to just mimic.*<br>**[01:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You'll be right, so I'll do what I feel as I feel it.*<br>**[01:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It's an adventure, right, right?*<br>**[01:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*In this world where truth becomes fiction.*<br>**[01:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*We become stronger<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;because we have dreams...*<br>**[01:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*...not for the sake of someone.*<br>**[01:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Please come with me.*<br>**[01:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*See me and my endlessly free self.*<br>**[02:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Today's present that becomes<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;tomorrow's past is the miracle.*<br>**[02:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Let's grab the future.*<br>**[02:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I believe you...*<br>**[02:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Haruhi says there's<br>**[02:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;no such thing as a break for the SOS Brigade.<br>**[02:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mysterique Sign<br>**[02:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even when club activities stop during exams...<br>**[02:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...this strange, non-activity brigade,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;like a convenience store...<br>**[02:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...was open daily without a holiday.<br>**[02:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, look at this.<br>**[02:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is it?<br>**[02:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Isn't it obvious?<br>**[02:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't know. At all.<br>**[02:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An emblem for my SOS Brigade!<br>**[02:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An emblem? It's just a drunken<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;tapeworm wrapped around a tube.<br>**[02:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Look closer!<br>**[03:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;See? It says "SOS Brigade"<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in the middle, right?<br>**[03:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now that she said it,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I could kind of see it and kind of not...<br>**[03:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...but it's not like I'd loudly disagree.<br>**[03:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How many double negatives did I use?<br>**[03:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bored people can count.<br>**[03:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You have the most time!<br>**[03:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Anyway, I'm thinking of putting it<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as the SOS Brigade's top page.<br>**[03:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The site only has a top page.<br>**[03:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This site you made isn't getting any visitors.<br>**[03:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It makes me mad.<br>**[03:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's nothing that livens it up.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's because you got in the way.<br>**[03:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was drawing a crowd<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with erotic pictures of Mikuru too.<br>**[03:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So I thought about posting<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a symbol for the SOS Brigade.<br>**[03:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Get this stupid homepage off the Net already.<br>**[03:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The counter hasn't gotten three digits...<br>**[03:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...and 90% of the hits<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;were you checking up on things.<br>**[03:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How about writing a diary?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An activity log is the leader's duty.<br>**[03:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a hassle.<br>**[04:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a hassle for me too...<br>**[04:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, Kyon, make this symbol<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;show up at the top of the site.<br>**[04:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do it yourself.<br>**[04:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm brigade leader. It's my job to give orders.<br>**[04:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Besides, if I did everything,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;there'd be nothing for you, right?<br>**[04:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Use your head a little.<br>**[04:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Humans won't improve<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;just doing what they're told.<br>**[04:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you saying to do it<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;or not to do it? Which is it?<br>**[04:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Enough, get to it!<br>**[04:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I reluctantly shrunk artisan<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Haruhi's tapeworm illustration...<br>**[04:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...into an appropriate size,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;pasted it into the file, and uploaded it.<br>**[04:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;From tomorrow till summer break,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;exams are off: a short respite.<br>**[04:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The teachers mark the wrong<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;answers with red ink now.<br>**[04:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Damned annoying.<br>**[04:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll seek some small solace<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with a good look at Miss Asahina.<br>**[04:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I knocked on the door, expecting a "yes?"<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in Miss Asahina's slight lisp.<br>**[05:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come in.<br>**[05:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What, it's just you?<br>**[05:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yuki's here too.<br>**[05:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's more of a room fixture,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so don't count her as a member.<br>**[05:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Officially, she's in the lit club.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I should rephrase myself now.<br>**[05:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What, it's just you and Nagato?<br>**[05:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you filing a claim against that?<br>**[05:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I wrote out every claim against you...<br>**[05:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...I'd fill both sides of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;an A4-sized page with words.<br>**[05:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Since you knocked,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I thought we had a visitor here.<br>**[05:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm being careful not to see<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Asahina change accidentally.<br>**[05:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That lovely, innocent being<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;doesn't quite get locking doors...<br>**[05:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's this about a visitor?<br>**[05:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You don't remember?<br>**[05:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't say something about<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a Star Festival three years ago.<br>**[05:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's something you did...<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;without getting my permission.<br>**[05:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's that...?<br>**[05:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Those posters you put up.<br>**[05:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, those...<br>**[06:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Actually, I used to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;work on the student council...<br>**[06:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...to keep the SOS Brigade as<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a jack-of-all-trades advice center.<br>**[06:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;'Accepting people seeking advice<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for sensitive issues.' - SOS Brigade<br>**[06:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I drew a poster<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and put it on every bulletin board I saw.<br>**[06:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Anyway, take a look at this.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Something's strange here.<br>**[06:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wonder if the PC's acting up or something?<br>**[06:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The SOS Brigade emblem was<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;warped like it was gather filtered.<br>**[06:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The counter and title logo had flown off...<br>**[06:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...becoming subtly different<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;than the page I made.<br>**[06:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Looks like the server's file is corrupt.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How long was it like this?<br>**[06:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dunno, it was when I looked today.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where can I file the claim?<br>**[06:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not even worth filing a claim.<br>**[06:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Confirm Folder Replace<br>**[06:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uploading<br>**[06:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's strange. It could be those<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;hackers or crackers I've heard of.<br>**[06:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No way. It's just an error.<br>**[06:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's irritating.<br>**[06:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is someone doing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a cyberterrorist attack on us?<br>**[07:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who is it? When I find out...<br>**[07:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...I'll force 30 days of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;community service without a trial.<br>**[07:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come in.<br>**[07:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, how unusual. Miss Asahina isn't here yet?<br>**[07:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't the juniors have more exams?<br>**[07:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can just go home...<br>**[07:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why do you all gather to a place like this?<br>**[07:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And Haruhi, why don't you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;question Koizumi knocking?<br>**[07:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I look forward to Miss Asahina's tea.<br>**[07:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's not it!<br>**[07:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, no! Right!<br>**[07:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And for a while afterwards...<br>**[07:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, left! I'm telling you!<br>**[07:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...I was forced to cater to Haruhi's impossible orders.<br>**[07:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's not it!<br>**[07:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was the sound of the bell that saved me.<br>**[07:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come in!<br>**[07:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sorry I'm late.<br>**[07:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I had exams till fourth period.<br>**[07:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;With a humble apology, the arrival...<br>**[07:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...no, descent of the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;clubroom angel, Miss Asahina.<br>**[08:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, um, let's see...<br>**[08:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;U-Um, I brought a visitor with me.<br>**[08:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Believe it or not...<br>**[08:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...the first person seeking advice has arrived.<br>**[08:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She was Emiri Kimidori,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a junior who seemed very quiet and pure.<br>**[08:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So you want the SOS Brigade<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to find your missing boyfriend?<br>**[08:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes...<br>**[08:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It seems that she really<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;misunderstood our objective...<br>**[08:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...as either a jack-of-all-trades<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;advice center or mobile task force.<br>**[08:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So what was on your mind...?<br>**[08:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He hasn't come to school for days on end now.<br>**[08:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Have you called?<br>**[08:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He doesn't answer his cell or home phone.<br>**[08:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I even tried visiting his house,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but nobody was home.<br>**[08:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And this boyfriend's family?<br>**[09:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He lives alone.<br>**[09:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I heard before that his parents lived overseas.<br>**[09:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I don't have their contact address.<br>**[09:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Overseas? Canada?<br>**[09:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, I believe in Honduras.<br>**[09:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Honduras, indeed!<br>**[09:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Indeed" what?<br>**[09:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I doubt she knows where it is.<br>**[09:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's see... Somewhere below Mexico?<br>**[09:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The house was pitch black<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;at night too. It worries me.<br>**[09:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I understand how you feel.<br>**[09:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Liar. There's no way you'd understand love.<br>**[09:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I'm surprised you'd<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;come to us. What's your reason?<br>**[09:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He used to talk about the SOS Brigade often.<br>**[09:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who is this boyfriend?<br>**[09:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well...<br>**[09:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...is his name.<br>**[09:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who was that?<br>**[09:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He sounded like he got along<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;really well with the SOS Brigade.<br>**[10:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's the chief of the computer club.<br>**[10:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Haruhi forcefully photographed him<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;sexually harassing Miss Asahina.<br>**[10:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He was blackmailed into giving<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Haruhi a state-of-the-art PC.<br>**[10:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That poor chief who tearfully ran the cables.<br>**[10:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I totally forgot about him.<br>**[10:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right, we'll do something about this.<br>**[10:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Kimidori, you're in luck.<br>**[10:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As the very first client,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll solve this case for free.<br>**[10:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You were planning on charging?<br>**[10:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, you accepted so easily...<br>**[10:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...but what'll you do if you can't solve this?<br>**[10:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We can.<br>**[10:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sure he's suffering from<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the May blues two months late.<br>**[10:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We just walk into his room,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;give a few punches, and drag him out.<br>**[10:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's really thinking that.<br>**[10:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But with a girlfriend like Miss Kimidori...<br>**[11:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...why is he cooping himself up?<br>**[11:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you good friends with Miss Kimidori?<br>**[11:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've never spoken to her before.<br>**[11:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She should consult a teacher or the police...<br>**[11:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, she did and wasn't taken seriously...<br>**[11:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...so she came to us for help.<br>**[11:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think that's it.<br>**[11:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Looks like Haruhi's using this<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to get bigger cases...<br>**[11:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...and solve every single one of them in turn.<br>**[11:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It might be a good idea to pass out<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;fliers at the front gate again.<br>**[11:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The chief's place wasn't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the best or worst, not new or old...<br>**[11:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...a typical one-room condo with<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;three and a half floors and basement.<br>**[11:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right.<br>**[11:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's here.<br>**[11:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wonder if we can open this somehow...<br>**[11:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You usually do that in reverse.<br>**[11:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The veranda in the back?<br>**[11:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can't we get in by breaking the glass?<br>**[11:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a third-floor room, and we're<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;not a group of adolescent burglars.<br>**[12:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't want a record.<br>**[12:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;True, let's go to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the manager and borrow a key.<br>**[12:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He'll lend one to concerned friends.<br>**[12:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You use that excuse a lot.<br>**[12:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Eyes like liquid helium were staring at me.<br>**[12:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, it was open? I didn't realize.<br>**[12:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay. Now, let's go in.<br>**[12:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sure he's hiding under the bed...<br>**[12:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...so let's drag him out and grab him.<br>**[12:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She doesn't feel an ounce of guilt<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for whisking a PC away from him.<br>**[12:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is strange.<br>**[12:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I totally thought he'd be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a ball in the corner cradling his knees.<br>**[12:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kyon, where would someone<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with two-month-late May blues go?<br>**[12:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Traveling Central and South America,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;or seriously fooling society's eyes.<br>**[12:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's best to leave.<br>**[12:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's the first time I've heard her voice today.<br>**[13:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I concur.<br>**[13:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lighten up. Don't breathe on me.<br>**[13:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your face is too close. It's disgusting.<br>**[13:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I feel strangely uneasy.<br>**[13:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know a similar feeling...<br>**[13:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I found *warabi mochi*!<br>**[13:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The "use by" date is three days ago.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a waste to toss it, so let's eat it.<br>**[13:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, Mikuru, say "aah"...<br>**[13:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, I don't...<br>**[13:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Aah."<br>**[13:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Similar to what?<br>**[13:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An enclosed space.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This room has a similar scent.<br>**[13:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come to think of it, you're a real esper...<br>**[13:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A dimensional layer exists.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A relativity shift is taking place.<br>**[13:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Looks like it'd be best<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to get the hell out of here.<br>**[13:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm starving. Let's call it a day. Dismissed.<br>**[13:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, what about the case?<br>**[13:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It'll work out.<br>**[13:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;See you!<br>**[13:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Looks like she's bored already.<br>**[14:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um, what's the matter?<br>**[14:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gathering back so she doesn't see us...<br>**[14:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That room seems to be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on the minds of those two.<br>**[14:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right?<br>**[14:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes.<br>**[14:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sure we'll know why<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if we go again. Right, Miss Nagato?<br>**[14:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A localized, noncorrosive,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;fused alternate space in this room...<br>**[14:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...is in discrete limited mode.<br>**[14:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's like you skimmed a dictionary,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;reciting words that caught your eye.<br>**[14:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sensibly, it's similar to those enclosed spaces.<br>**[14:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Suzumiya made those,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but this one has a different scent.<br>**[14:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Nagato, is this abnormal space<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;responsible for the missing chief?<br>**[14:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes.<br>**[14:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I should've told her to wait...<br>**[14:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Frantically trying to verify where I was,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I couldn't enjoy the sensation.<br>**[15:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We were in a small one-room condo,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;not this eerie place.<br>**[15:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Analyzing entry code.<br>**[15:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It overlaps standard space.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's merely out of phase.<br>**[15:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not like enclosed spaces...<br>**[15:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Deceptively similar, but some spatial data...<br>**[15:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...seems to have "junk" information<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;emitted from Haruhi Suzumiya.<br>**[15:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How much?<br>**[15:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Trivial levels. She was only the trigger.<br>**[15:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see. That's what happened...<br>**[15:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Asahina and I are left in the dark?<br>**[15:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The computer club chief is here?<br>**[15:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It seems.<br>**[15:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This alternate space manifested...<br>**[15:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...and for some reason, he became trapped.<br>**[15:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where is he?<br>**[15:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait!<br>**[15:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Could you tell me what you'll do?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want time to mentally prepare.<br>**[15:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nothing.<br>**[15:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's here.<br>**[15:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What was that?<br>**[15:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I feel a definite sense of animosity.<br>**[15:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They have means of defending themselves...<br>**[16:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...but Miss Asahina and I can't rest assured.<br>**[16:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You don't have laser guns or anything?<br>**[16:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Firearms are forbidden. They're dangerous.<br>**[16:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can understand. She'd be useless with them.<br>**[16:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Moreover, she might forget it<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;inside a train or something.<br>**[16:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you familiar with camel crickets?<br>**[16:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I really want to show the scene<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;before me to those who aren't.<br>**[16:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is this?<br>**[16:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A camel cricket.<br>**[16:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know. Never mind.<br>**[16:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This dimension's creator.<br>**[16:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Haruhi's doing this?<br>**[16:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The cause is different, but the catalyst was her.<br>**[16:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can move now.<br>**[16:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It seems my powers are<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;enabled here, though partially.<br>**[16:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A tenth of an enclosed space's potency.<br>**[16:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Perhaps this was determined to be enough.<br>**[16:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Before that, Nagato, what is<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that insect, and where is the chief?<br>**[17:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An information entity subspecies.<br>**[17:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's using the male student's brain<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to increase its chance of survival.<br>**[17:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;By any chance, is the chief inside?<br>**[17:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Itself.<br>**[17:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see. This camel cricket is<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;an image of the chief's fears...<br>**[17:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...and its defeat means this space's destruction.<br>**[17:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Am I mistaken?<br>**[17:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No mistakes.<br>**[17:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then things are simple.<br>**[17:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm going insane thanks to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Asahina who's around my waist.<br>**[17:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's restricting movement. I can't run.<br>**[17:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It'll be over soon.<br>**[17:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do it quickly.<br>**[17:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Roger that.<br>**[17:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fumoffu!<br>**[17:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Force field?<br>**[17:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A scarab has tended to its wounds!<br>**[18:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Second Raid!<br>**[18:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did that do it?<br>**[18:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No good after all?<br>**[18:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is it over?<br>**[18:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It seems he's still alive.<br>**[18:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The space was back to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a small one-room condo.<br>**[18:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An incident from 280 million years ago.<br>**[18:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When it descended to Earth,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;there was no means for it to survive.<br>**[18:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It went into hibernation to preserve itself.<br>**[18:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When humans created<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;computer networks, it partly aroused...<br>**[19:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...and awoke with<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;immeasurable data from another world.<br>**[19:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The data from another world...<br>**[19:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...was the SOS Brigade emblem Haruhi drew.<br>**[19:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was the cue.<br>**[19:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This emblem, in earthly measurement terms...<br>**[19:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...has roughly 436 petabytes of information.<br>**[19:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's impossible. It wasn't even 100k.<br>**[19:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The symbol she casually drew<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was of such caliber...<br>**[19:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's Miss Suzumiya all right.<br>**[19:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was seriously becoming afraid.<br>**[19:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's too good a story.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The creation of the SOS Brigade.<br>**[19:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Asahina making the perfect mascot.<br>**[19:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Koizumi transferring.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nagato always being there.<br>**[19:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They became members. Furthermore...<br>**[19:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...Miss Asahina's from the future,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and Nagato's alienesque.<br>**[19:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If this was all Haruhi's conception,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it's too good to be true...<br>**[19:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Koizumi says it's because<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Haruhi wished it, but I don't believe it.<br>**[19:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Since I'm just a normal guy.<br>**[20:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But if all of Haruhi's actions<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;have something behind them...<br>**[20:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did she choose me as a member<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;because just like these three...<br>**[20:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...I have some insane<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;superpower or crazy identity?<br>**[20:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What the hell am I?<br>**[20:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To put it straight, I'm the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;SOS Brigade's only good conscience.<br>**[20:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm in the SOS Brigade to stop<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Haruhi's illegal "club activities"...<br>**[20:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...and make her live a normal high school life.<br>**[20:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So what was that camel cricket?<br>**[20:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An information entity.<br>**[20:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your patron's relative?<br>**[20:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The roots are the same,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but its race diverged and perished.<br>**[20:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So you thought, till we found a survivor here.<br>**[20:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why hibernate on Earth of all places?<br>**[20:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Neptune would've been fine.<br>**[20:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To think the Internet's rise would be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a pseudo-evil overlord's nursery.<br>**[20:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Something's strange.<br>**[20:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nothing happened<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;when Haruhi showed it here...<br>**[21:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...or back when she first finished drawing it.<br>**[21:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's been an alternate space here awhile.<br>**[21:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All sorts of elements and fields cancel out...<br>**[21:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...so the area is saturated,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with no room for anything else.<br>**[21:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I didn't realize the clubroom<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was such an ominous den.<br>**[21:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think it's harmless... probably.<br>**[21:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, brother...<br>**[21:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't want to go insane or<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;look for a noose without realizing it.<br>**[21:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm doing my best to prevent that.<br>**[21:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I hope things aren't like this<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;because you're doing your best...<br>**[21:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The access counter has almost 30,000 hits.<br>**[21:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This information entity multiplies<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;by spreading hyperlinks.<br>**[21:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An algorithm replicates in<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the brains of the sign's viewers...<br>**[21:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...and creates enclosed spaces.<br>**[21:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But since the data became corrupt...<br>**[21:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...not all the viewers are in<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the same situation as the chief.<br>**[21:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;According to Nagato,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;eight idiots saw the correct sign.<br>**[22:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Five were North High students.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Guess we'll have to save them.<br>**[22:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, damn it! Gather around!<br>**[22:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When you get a good look,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it actually says "ZOZ Brigade."<br>**[22:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nagato modified the symbol,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and I pasted it back.<br>**[22:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The chief's in school.<br>**[22:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, that's nice.<br>**[22:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So it was May blues or just a lovers' quarrel.<br>**[22:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Before that, it's amazing!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The counter's at 30,000!<br>**[22:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In the end, people who<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;see a good thing are watching.<br>**[22:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can it be...?<br>**[22:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Was she the one who destroyed the data?<br>**[22:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And our client, Miss Kimidori...<br>**[22:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I asked the chief,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and he didn't have a girlfriend.<br>**[22:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nagato was always in the center<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of this drawn-out scenario.<br>**[22:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wouldn't be a bit surprised<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if this omnipotent alien terminal...<br>**[22:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...brought us this case via Miss Kimidori.<br>**[22:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Perhaps to rid Haruhi's boredom<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with this client stuff, even a little.<br>**[23:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She probably usually prevents<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;these funny things on her own...<br>**[23:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...quietly from the shadows.<br>**[23:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or, Nagato, was us getting<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;involved what you hoped for?<br>**[23:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An android made by aliens,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;living in a desolate room for years...<br>**[23:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nagato, do you have times after all...<br>**[23:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...when you feel lonely being all by yourself?<br>**[23:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*If we figured out the globe<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;like we would a riddle...*<br>**[23:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*...we could all go anywhere together.*<br>**[23:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*To the end of time, BOOOON!*<br>**[23:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*This feeling that is a warp and a loop.*<br>**[23:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*With an imagination that engulfs<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;anything and everything, let's play.*<br>**[24:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Something on one sunny day,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;more fun than any magic possible...*<br>**[24:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*...endlessly pours down. It's not impossible.*<br>**[24:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*When we meet again tomorrow,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we're all humming as we smile.*<br>**[24:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Let's gather happiness. Such a thing is so easy.*<br>**[24:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Chase after me. Try to catch it.*<br>**[24:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*A big dream... You like dreams, right?*<br>