# E22 - The Sigh of Haruhi Suzumiya Part Three

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**[00:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, on to the next scene.<br>**[00:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yuki, use your magic to take out Mikuru.<br>**[00:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The answer is "no!" of course.<br>**[00:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't give my permission for you to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;use your magic, let alone hurt Miss Asahina.<br>**[00:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Look, Miss Asahina's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;turning blue and shaking from fear.<br>**[00:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh well. We'll use CG effects in this scene.<br>**[00:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kyon, put in a beam<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;coming from Yuki's wand, okay?<br>**[01:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How am I supposed to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;put in a visual effect like that?<br>**[01:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, Mikuru, now scream!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And fall over, like you're in pain.<br>**[01:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Day by day, everything's just so dull*<br>**[01:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*That's why you need to become<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;someone that can just reject it all*<br>**[01:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Oh my boy, you need to be decisive*<br>**[01:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I won't deal with any lies<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in this small world*<br>**[01:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I found myself on my own,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it's natural you'd fall for me*<br>**[01:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Kick away the boring ways of doing things,*<br>**[01:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'm going to decide everything*<br>**[01:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I say, I say my heaven*<br>**[02:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Super driver, leave everything to the rush*<br>**[02:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*And just keep going forward, no matter what*<br>**[02:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Surpass (Don't you stop me)<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The idea of "impossible"*<br>**[02:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Take it easy, go!*<br>**[02:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I agree, it's going to be a huge victory*<br>**[02:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Of course, it'll feel pleasant,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;no matter what happens*<br>**[02:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*A review meeting? (Get back to wild)<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Forget that, now hurry up*<br>**[02:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*We haven't tried this or that,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we always do things how we want*<br>**[02:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Everything's a new experience,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;let's try them out*<br>**[02:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*We haven't tried this or that,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we always do things suddenly*<br>**[02:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Everything's a new experience,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;what about it?*<br>**[02:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya<br>**[02:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We need a scene with pigeons.<br>**[02:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's a shrine nearby.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're heading there next.<br>**[02:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're going to shoot a scene<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of Mikuru walking along<br>**[02:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as some pigeons go flying into the air.<br>**[03:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'd love it if these pigeons were all completely white.<br>**[03:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Sigh of Haruhi Suzumiya III<br>**[03:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please don't feed the pigeons<br>**[03:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In this case, I'll let the color slide.<br>**[03:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can't you read Japanese?<br>**[03:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What in the world<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;am I supposed to be filming?<br>**[03:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is it, Kyon! Be sure to shoot it!<br>**[03:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why are you sitting down, Mikuru?!<br>**[03:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, you!<br>**[03:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[03:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Retreat!<br>**[03:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You don't eat much, do you, Mikuru?<br>**[03:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You'll never grow bigger if you don't eat more.<br>**[03:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you only focus on growing your breasts,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you'll only appeal to a hardcore fan base.<br>**[03:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Be sure to get taller, too.<br>**[03:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I already know.<br>**[03:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't know how many years from now<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it will be, but Miss Asahina will eventually<br>**[04:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;have a face and a body good enough<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for her to enter the Miss Universe pageant.<br>**[04:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Though I don't think she knows that.<br>**[04:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Haruhi, what are you going to do<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if that priest complains to the school?<br>**[04:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Koizumi's school uniform is a dead giveaway.<br>**[04:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It'll probably be okay. We were pretty<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;far away, and blazers are fairly common.<br>**[04:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even if he says something,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we can just play stupid.<br>**[04:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Once we show the movie, I'm pretty sure<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;our cover will be blown in an instant.<br>**[04:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't imagine there's more than<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;one waitress who would come out<br>**[04:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to this shrine and walk amongst the pigeons.<br>**[04:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So where are we going next?<br>**[04:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's go back to the park again.<br>**[04:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now that I think about it, what we got<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;wasn't enough for a fight scene.<br>**[04:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mikuru, being chased through<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the forest by Yuki, running for her life.<br>**[04:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How about we have Mikuru fall off a cliff,<br>**[04:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and then she's saved by Koizumi,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who just happened to be walking by?<br>**[04:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What a slapdash way<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to come up with the story.<br>**[05:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is Haruhi we're talking about,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so she might actually throw her off a cliff.<br>**[05:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You should fall instead. Put on<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that costume and be her stunt double.<br>**[05:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, your breasts aren't quite as big, but...<br>**[05:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you imagining?<br>**[05:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're not imagining me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as a waitress, are you?<br>**[05:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You mind reader...<br>**[05:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are we three the only ones<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;appearing in the film?<br>**[05:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't ask needless questions, you jerk.<br>**[05:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well... I wonder,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is three people not enough?<br>**[05:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Koizumi, you helped me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;realize something important.<br>**[05:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As a reward, I'll give you more screen time.<br>**[05:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well... thank you.<br>**[05:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Serves you right.<br>**[05:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I didn't say anything because I knew<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'd be stirring up a hornet's nest.<br>**[05:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You've got to take out the minions<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;before you can defeat the boss, right?<br>**[05:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Minions... minions...<br>**[05:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They'll do, right?<br>**[05:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That works!<br>**[05:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Taniguchi and Kunikida.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're perfect supporting characters,<br>**[05:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and what's more, they're the ultimate minions.<br>**[06:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In any case, we're going to have<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;horrible things happen to you, Mikuru.<br>**[06:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After all, the theme<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of this movie is a pitiful girl<br>**[06:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that has horrible things happen<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to her getting a happy ending!<br>**[06:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The bigger Mikuru's misfortune is,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the bigger the cathartic release will be!<br>**[06:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why are you acting like I'm unreliable?<br>**[06:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And so we returned to the wooded park.<br>**[06:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's get rid of the guns.<br>**[06:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I thought more amazing bullets<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;would come out of them,<br>**[06:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but they don't give off<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;any flashy sounds or flames.<br>**[06:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They just don't feel realistic.<br>**[06:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mikuru, you stand here.<br>**[06:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yuki, you stand here.<br>**[06:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't move from those spots, okay?<br>**[06:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want to shoot a scene where<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you two are staring each other down.<br>**[07:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Koizumi, get the reflector ready.<br>**[07:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Action!<br>**[07:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What the?!<br>**[07:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Action? Haruhi, all you've<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;told them to do is stand there.<br>**[07:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What kind of action<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;are they supposed to take?<br>**[07:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come on, you guys!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That won't make for a battle scene at all.<br>**[07:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, they're just standing there, after all.<br>**[07:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Listen, Mikuru.<br>**[07:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can't rest on your laurels<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;just because you're cute!<br>**[07:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There are tons of other<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;cute girls out there, after all.<br>**[07:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you just leave things be, you'll be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;overtaken by all the young up-and-comers!<br>**[07:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is she trying to say?<br>**[07:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's why you have to at least<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;have a beam come from your eye, Mikuru!<br>**[07:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't!<br>**[07:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's why your left eye is a different color.<br>**[08:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I didn't make it blue for no reason.<br>**[08:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The idea is that there's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;incredible power hidden within it.<br>**[08:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's what the beam is. It's the Mikuru Beam.<br>**[08:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's what you need to fire off.<br>**[08:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't!<br>**[08:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Show some spirit and fire it!<br>**[08:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It hurts!<br>**[08:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You idiot!<br>**[08:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cut it out!<br>**[08:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you doing?<br>**[08:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You need to calm down!<br>**[08:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let go!<br>**[08:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How the hell is a normal human<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;supposed to shoot a beam from their eye?<br>**[08:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you stupid or something?<br>**[08:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know that.<br>**[08:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I just wanted her to show some spirit,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as if a beam might come out.<br>**[08:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She lacks the drive you need<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to be a lead in a movie, after all.<br>**[08:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You don't get jokes, do you?<br>**[08:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's because your jokes<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;turn out to not be jokes.<br>**[08:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What'll happen if Miss Asahina really gets<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the ability to shoot a beam from her eye?<br>**[08:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can't, right?<br>**[09:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After we shoot the scene,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we can figure something out using CG, right?<br>**[09:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you.<br>**[09:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And who's going to do that?<br>**[09:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's what I meant from the start.<br>**[09:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This take was no good.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's take it from the top again.<br>**[09:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shout, "Mikuru Beam!"<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;while you pose like this.<br>**[09:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;L-Like this?<br>**[09:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, like this! And close your right eye.<br>**[09:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, Mikuru. Try saying it.<br>**[09:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;M... M-M-Mikuru Beam!<br>**[09:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Louder this time!<br>**[09:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mikuru Beam!<br>**[09:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Be less embarrassed about it, and louder!<br>**[09:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;M-M-Mikuru Beam!<br>**[09:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Project from your diaphragm!<br>**[09:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The stares coming from the families<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;watching us are starting to hurt...<br>**[09:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay! Now let's try this for real!<br>**[09:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, use the beam!<br>**[10:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;M-M-Mikuru Beam!<br>**[10:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Yuki, when did you go over there?<br>**[10:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cut, cut!<br>**[10:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Nagato!<br>**[10:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hold on, Yuki, what are you doing?<br>**[10:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you doing? Hey, Nagato!<br>**[10:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This isn't in the script.<br>**[10:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you all right?<br>**[10:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[10:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, what are you two doing?<br>**[10:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please don't do anything<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that's not in the script.<br>**[11:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Mikuru, what happened<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to the contact lens?<br>**[11:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[11:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At a time like this, you ask the one person<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who looks like they know what's going on.<br>**[11:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nagato, do you know what happened<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to Miss Asahina's color contact?<br>**[11:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't.<br>**[11:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's a lie.<br>**[11:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wonder if it fell out during your struggle.<br>**[11:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why can't we find it?<br>**[11:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Act like you're looking, too.<br>**[11:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It might have been blown away<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;by the wind. It is light, after all.<br>**[11:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What happened? Did it break?<br>**[11:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess it was cheap.<br>**[11:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, it's the Photography Club's,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I guess that's to be expected.<br>**[11:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Koizumi, please tape up<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the back or something.<br>**[11:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right.<br>**[11:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Without the color contact,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the video won't match up.<br>**[11:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do we do?<br>**[11:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Got it! We'll have the eye color change<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;happen after she transforms!<br>**[11:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;T-Transform?<br>**[11:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of course! It wouldn't be realistic<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if you wore that costume all the time!<br>**[12:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's something unrealistic about<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;people who want reality in their fiction.<br>**[12:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;T-That's good. I really would like<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to wear a more normal outfit!<br>**[12:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So your normal clothes are<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;going to be the bunny girl outfit!<br>**[12:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;W-W-W-Why?!<br>**[12:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because that's all I brought.<br>**[12:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And besides, there'd be nothing showy<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on the screen if she wore normal clothes.<br>**[12:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well...<br>**[12:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait!<br>**[12:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I just thought of something!<br>**[12:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mikuru is normally a bunny girl who brings<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in customers for the shopping strip stores.<br>**[12:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But when she senses danger, she transforms!<br>**[12:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's when she becomes a battling waitress!<br>**[12:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do you think? Perfect, right?<br>**[12:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What happened to the reality<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you mentioned before?<br>**[12:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right, let's get going.<br>**[12:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ow ow ow ow...<br>**[12:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you for all the hard work...<br>**[12:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So what was all that ad libbing about?<br>**[13:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here.<br>**[13:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So it was you that took it.<br>**[13:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Laser.<br>**[13:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Nagato.<br>**[13:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've always noticed that you keep<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your explanations to the bare minimum.<br>**[13:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How about you speak for at least ten seconds?<br>**[13:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A coherent, narrow beam of light<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;invisible to the human eye.<br>**[13:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see. A coherent,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;narrow beam... invisible...<br>**[13:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sorry, I'm even more confused now.<br>**[13:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A laser?<br>**[13:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes.<br>**[13:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's surprising. May I?<br>**[13:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It looks like a normal contact to me.<br>**[13:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do you mean?<br>**[13:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Would you show me your right palm?<br>**[13:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, not you. I mean Miss Nagato.<br>**[14:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It broke through my shield.<br>**[14:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't be so blasé when you say that.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just looking at it hurts.<br>**[14:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Incredibly strong. I had to act fast.<br>**[14:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did the beam come from<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Asahina's left eye?<br>**[14:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Correct.<br>**[14:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just "correct"?!<br>**[14:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It will be repaired soon.<br>**[14:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, good grief.<br>**[14:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did Miss Asahina actually<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;shoot a beam from her eye?<br>**[14:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not a particle acceleration cannon.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's cohesive light.<br>**[14:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whatever.<br>**[14:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Laser, maser, marker-light FAHP,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;they're all the same to normal people.<br>**[14:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The problem remains the fact that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Asahina fired off a heat ray.<br>**[14:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not a heat ray. A photon laser.<br>**[14:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I told you, we don't need the scientific details.<br>**[14:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is this an ability that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Asahina has always possessed?<br>**[14:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No. Currently, Mikuru Asahina<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is a normal human being.<br>**[14:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She is not any different than anyone else.<br>**[15:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Could there be some sort of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;mechanism in that contact?<br>**[15:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No. It's a simple cosmetic accessory.<br>**[15:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Which means...<br>**[15:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If Nagato hadn't protected me, the laser<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;beam that shot out of Miss Asahina's eye<br>**[15:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;would have probably pierced the video<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;camera's lens, gone through my eye,<br>**[15:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;roasted various other bits,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and then come out the back of my head.<br>**[15:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This was Miss Suzumiya's doing.<br>**[15:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because she wanted there<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to be a Mikuru Beam,<br>**[15:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;reality changed so that there was one.<br>**[15:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait a second.<br>**[15:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That contact lens hasn't had<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;any magic cast on it, right?<br>**[15:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even if Haruhi wished for it,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;why did a killer laser beam come out of it?<br>**[15:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Suzumiya doesn't need magic<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;or strange scientific technology.<br>**[15:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All she needs to do is<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;think something exists, and it will.<br>**[15:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But there's no way she actually thinks that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a beam would come shooting out of it.<br>**[15:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's true.<br>**[15:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We all know that Miss Suzumiya<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;possesses common sense.<br>**[15:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;However, it's also true<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that she doesn't subscribe<br>**[15:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to the world's sensibilities, either.<br>**[16:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's probably some sort of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;special situation going on.<br>**[16:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's... Oh, and she's back.<br>**[16:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We'll continue this discussion later...<br>**[16:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How long are you going to complain?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Act more like an actress!<br>**[16:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A willingness to strip will put you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on the fast track to the blue ribbon!<br>**[16:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, sorry to keep you waiting!<br>**[16:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Zoom in!<br>**[16:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Confirmation completed.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's definitely the Miss Asahina I know.<br>**[16:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you doing?<br>**[16:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You mustn't film anything unless I tell you to.<br>**[16:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know that. Here's your proof--<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I didn't hit the record button.<br>**[16:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was just looking at her.<br>**[16:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, everyone! Eyes here! And get ready.<br>**[17:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After that, what I filmed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was video of what was supposed to be<br>**[17:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Asahina's day-to-day activities.<br>**[17:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What kind of day-to-day life<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is she supposed to have?<br>**[17:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And after pulling<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Asahina this way and that...<br>**[17:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Having a mountain in<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the background just doesn't work.<br>**[17:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's go to town.<br>**[17:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh geez.<br>**[17:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Asahina wore her<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;bunny girl outfit until the sun set.<br>**[17:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The only thing she really did<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was walk around in that outfit.<br>**[17:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The idea of "permission to shoot"<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;doesn't exist in Haruhi's mind,<br>**[17:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so Haruhi was "free" to just shoot<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;whatever and wherever she wanted to.<br>**[17:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is a dignified freedom, in the same<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;vein as the papal freedom of action<br>**[17:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;practiced in the time of Pope Innocence III.<br>**[18:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or so I'm told.<br>**[18:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The definition of "free"<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is being misunderstood.<br>**[18:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess this works for today.<br>**[18:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What a long day. Tomorrow's Sunday,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and I'd like to spend it relaxing.<br>**[18:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, see you tomorrow.<br>**[18:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We'll be meeting up<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;at the same time and place.<br>**[18:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What a carefree girl.<br>**[18:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I hope she's going to give us<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;some time to change, at least.<br>**[18:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's that?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You've got to get the filming done!<br>**[18:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We don't have the time to take things slow!<br>**[18:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can relax as much as you want<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;once the school festival is over.<br>**[18:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Until then, consider your calendar<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to be free of days off!<br>**[18:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, see you tomorrow!<br>**[18:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're going to complete<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this movie, no matter what.<br>**[18:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No. As long as I'm the director,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;its completion is guaranteed!<br>**[18:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everything else hinges on your hard work.<br>**[18:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Be on time.<br>**[18:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Anyone that's late will be lynched<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and get the death penalty!<br>**[19:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll tell Miss Asahina.<br>**[19:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tell her what?<br>**[19:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;About the laser. If she doesn't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;change the color of her eye,<br>**[19:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;then a weird laser beam<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;won't come out of it.<br>**[19:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Perhaps we should<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;take a precaution, just in case.<br>**[19:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sure that she'll cooperate.<br>**[19:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After all, a beam would be dangerous.<br>**[19:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Man...<br>**[19:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...but Nagato just keeps saving my life.<br>**[19:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Kyon. This isn't what we talked about.<br>**[19:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where's the lovely Miss Asahina?<br>**[19:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I came here because you said<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that she'd come and meet me.<br>**[19:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, she's not here. I came for the eye candy.<br>**[19:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you talking about? You're the hero!<br>**[19:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So what about it?<br>**[19:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;30% of this movie is riding on you!<br>**[20:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;70% is on me and my genius, of course...<br>**[20:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All I can see is Suzumiya's angry face.<br>**[20:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That doesn't matter!<br>**[20:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is a scam!<br>**[20:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a scam, so just die.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just gaze at Nagato or something.<br>**[20:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But you know, that actually looks<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;pretty good on Miss Nagato.<br>**[20:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kyon! What's up with Mikuru?<br>**[20:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ohh, if you keep dawdling like that,<br>**[20:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It looks like Miss Tsuruya's been<br>**[20:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we'll never get anywhere!<br>**[20:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;pulled into being an extra, too.<br>**[20:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, what are we doing?<br>**[20:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?! Get your butt over here already!<br>**[20:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I came because they told me to<br>**[20:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if I wasn't doing anything.<br>**[20:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How do you read that, the words<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;written on Miss Suzumiya's armband?<br>**[20:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you doing with that handycam?<br>**[20:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's with Yuki's outfit?<br>**[20:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow, Koizumi!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're looking hot today, as usual.<br>**[20:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What a restless person.<br>**[20:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What was that? Your stomach hurts?<br>**[20:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dummy! That only works<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;through elementary school!<br>**[20:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come here, now! You have thirty seconds!<br>**[20:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And so it seems that Miss Asahina<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;has a sudden case of shut-in syndrome.<br>**[20:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm going to go get her. Let me see the bag.<br>**[21:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can understand how Miss Asahina feels.<br>**[21:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After all, it feels like she might end up<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as a real transforming hero at this rate.<br>**[21:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A laser beam is a bit too much, though.<br>**[21:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I think we'll be able to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;avoid any strange beams coming out.<br>**[21:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How?<br>**[21:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Nagato's cooperated with us.<br>**[21:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What did you do to Miss Asahina?<br>**[21:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She just removed her ability to shoot lasers.<br>**[21:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not really sure, either.<br>**[21:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Unlike the other TFEI terminals,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Nagato doesn't speak very much.<br>**[21:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's a TFEI?<br>**[21:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's an acronym that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;my organization just assigned to them.<br>**[21:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You don't need to know what it stands for.<br>**[21:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I get the feeling that Miss Nagato<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is unusual, even amongst "them."<br>**[22:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, about that thing earlier.<br>**[22:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;On the way back from the convenience<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;store one night, a taxi passed me.<br>**[22:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Available Car<br>**[22:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And I glanced at its "available car" light,<br>**[22:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but it looked like "beloved car" to me.<br>**[22:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's surprising.<br>**[22:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But before I could take another<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;look at it, it drove off.<br>**[22:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And that's when I realized that maybe<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;what I'm missing in my life is love.<br>**[22:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maybe it really did have<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"beloved car" written on the light.<br>**[22:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sure it was a private taxi.<br>**[22:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I never thought we'd be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;relying on these two idiots.<br>**[22:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're not going to get away<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with pretending to be sick.<br>**[22:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're going to start filming right away!<br>**[22:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Heya, Mikuru! Wow, that's really sexy!<br>**[22:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sorry I'm late.<br>**[22:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, I don't mind.<br>**[23:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Heya, Miss Suzumiya!<br>**[23:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sorry about yesterday.<br>**[23:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It looks like I ended up firing off<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a laser weapon without realizing it.<br>**[23:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh no, I wasn't hurt, after all.<br>**[23:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was bitten.<br>**[23:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;By what?<br>**[23:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;By Miss Nagato.<br>**[23:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She said she injected some<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;nanomachines or something into me...<br>**[23:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But it looks like nothing will be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;coming out of my eye anymore.<br>**[23:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank goodness.<br>**[23:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What did she inject into you?<br>**[23:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Last night, she and Koizumi<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;came to my house together.<br>**[23:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you two whispering about?<br>**[23:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're so cute, Mikuru.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'd love to keep you as a pet!<br>**[23:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't look. You'll take away<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;some of her cuteness.<br>**[23:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, I've decided where we're shooting next!<br>**[23:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's a big lake near where Koizumi lives.<br>**[23:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's head there to shoot for now.<br>**[23:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Filming Crew<br>**[24:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It fell from the sky*<br>**[24:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*With all of the wishes that were made upon it*<br>**[24:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Maybe it was a little too heavy for a single star*<br>**[24:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Something just doesn't seem right*<br>**[24:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*The image of you in my mind has vanished*<br>**[24:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Can I say that I remember you clearly?*<br>**[24:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Stop!*<br>**[24:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*The past belongs to me*<br>**[24:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Of course I don't want<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to trade it with anyone else*<br>**[24:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*That's because*<br>**[24:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It was my birthday,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and when we saw each other*<br>**[24:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*We could see the first dream*<br>**[24:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*That we had when we were born*<br>**[24:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Worrying about "what do I do?"*<br>**[24:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Is laughable when I think about it now*<br>**[24:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I've already forgotten it*<br>**[24:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Let's search for you*<br>