E11 - Remote Island Syndrome (Part Two)

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[00:44] ---
    You shouldn't move him.
[00:50] ---
    He's passed away.
[00:52] ---
    It's a fruit knife...
[00:59] ---
    We have quite the problem now.
[01:09] ---
    Oh?
[01:11] ---
    It went through the notebook.
[01:13] ---
    The culprit must have
    quite a bit of physical strength.
[01:17] ---
    Which means we can almost
    be certain the culprit is male.
[01:22] ---
    And since we haven't seen
    Yutaka Tamaru around...
[01:27] ---
    About your sister and this...
[01:29] ---
    It's best we don't tell her.
[01:32] ---
    It looks like we have a situation
    we need to think about here.
[01:36] ---
    This situation is truly a closed circle.
[01:40] ---
    At first glance, this is a murder.
[01:43] ---
    Furthermore, this room was a sealed room.
[01:48] ---
    Now, with no way in or out...
[01:50] ---
    ...how did the culprit
    commit the crime and leave the room?
[02:01] ---
    The answer is always in my heart.
[02:08] ---
    The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
[02:15] ---
    I don't know why, but I chose you.
[02:22] ---
    It won't stop now. Mr. Destiny deemed it so.
[02:28] ---
    I believe it's boring to just mimic.
[02:34] ---
    You'll be right, so I'll do what I feel as I feel it.
[02:43] ---
    It's an adventure, right, right?
[02:45] ---
    In this world where truth becomes fiction.
[02:50] ---
    We become stronger
    because we have dreams...
[02:54] ---
    ...not for the sake of someone.
[02:57] ---
    Please come with me.
[03:00] ---
    See me and my endlessly free self.
[03:06] ---
    Today's present that becomes
    tomorrow's past is the miracle.
[03:12] ---
    Let's grab the future.
[03:18] ---
    I believe you...
[03:33] ---
    Hey, Kyon, did something happen?
[03:34] ---
    Remote Island Syndrome Part 2
[03:36] ---
    I told you.
[03:37] ---
    Keiichi suddenly got sick
    and is in bed, so you have to sit still.
[03:42] ---
    But why Mikuru too?
[03:51] ---
    Kyon, a word.
[03:55] ---
    Yuki, make sure to lock it.
    Don't open it for anyone.
[03:59] ---
    Understood.
[04:04] ---
    Is this a murder case?
[04:06] ---
    Apparently.
[04:09] ---
    I really didn't anticipate
    something like this would happen.
[04:13] ---
    You said you were aching for a case.
[04:16] ---
    Because I didn't think it would really happen!
[04:20] ---
    A sealed-room murder on a stormy island...
[04:23] ---
    What are the chances of randomly
    encountering one on vacation?
[04:28] ---
    Maybe this case happened
    because Haruhi wished it?
[04:33] ---
    This leaves us with a problem.
[04:36] ---
    She's like a mischievous boy...
[04:39] ---
    ...who's troubled because
    his April Fools' joke came true.
[04:43] ---
    I hate to think about it,
    but the biggest suspect is Yutaka.
[04:48] ---
    Especially since he's missing.
[04:50] ---
    Come to think of it,
    Mikuru told me yesterday...
[05:00] ---
    They were arguing?
[05:02] ---
    Apparently.
[05:04] ---
    And one more thing about last night...
[05:07] ---
    I went to the bathroom during the game, right?
[05:10] ---
    At that time, right here...
[05:12] ---
    Yeah, I'm in a hurry.
    Prepare my passport and traveler's checks.
[05:16] ---
    Now that I think of it,
    he was preparing to escape overseas.
[05:21] ---
    But why a sealed room?
[05:23] ---
    He wasn't faking a suicide...
[05:26] ---
    ...so there was no reason
    to create a sealed room.
[05:29] ---
    Yeah, I can't stand still after all.
[05:32] ---
    Let's take another
    close look at Keiichi's room.
[05:35] ---
    Upon calling the police...
[05:38] ---
    ...they said nobody is
    allowed inside till they arrive.
[05:41] ---
    When are they coming?
[05:44] ---
    The forecasts state the weather
    will pick up tomorrow afternoon...
[05:49] ---
    ...so I assume it would be around then.
[05:52] ---
    Was it locked all night?
[05:54] ---
    I have no idea. I only knocked.
[05:58] ---
    Just knocked?
[05:59] ---
    Master Keiichi's room
    has all of his work documents...
[06:03] ---
    ...so I was forbidden from
    opening the door if he didn't answer.
[06:08] ---
    Keiichi and Yutaka didn't get along?
[06:13] ---
    I don't know either.
[06:16] ---
    That is because both
    Mori and I started to work here...
[06:20] ---
    ...just one week ago.
[06:23] ---
    One week?
[06:25] ---
    We are a part-time butler and maid,
    offering temporary service.
[06:30] ---
    This contract was for a brief part
    of the summer, lasting two weeks.
[06:36] ---
    So just at this mansion?
    You weren't with Keiichi for long?
[06:41] ---
    Correct.
[06:42] ---
    Concerning the brothers' relationship...
[06:45] ---
    ...I know Master Yutaka
    worked in Master Keiichi's company.
[06:50] ---
    Something gets to me...
[06:56] ---
    What is this strange sensation?
[07:01] ---
    Oh? Koizumi!
[07:03] ---
    What are you doing?
[07:05] ---
    I was checking the mansion.
[07:07] ---
    Yutaka is nowhere. How about you?
[07:10] ---
    Going outside to check if the boat's there.
[07:13] ---
    I believe it isn't.
[07:15] ---
    Why?
[07:16] ---
    It was last night.
[07:18] ---
    Master Yutaka seemed in an awful hurry
    towards the front entrance.
[07:24] ---
    You're saying that he
    took the boat and left the island?
[07:28] ---
    I haven't confirmed it...
[07:30] ---
    ...but that was the last I saw of him.
[07:34] ---
    About when?
[07:35] ---
    I believe around 1 AM.
[07:47] ---
    One false move and you slip off the cliff.
[07:50] ---
    Well, even so, I feel my chance
    of survival is up if I'm with her.
[07:55] ---
    Look, Kyon!
[07:56] ---
    The cruiser's gone... So Yutaka did do it...
[08:00] ---
    Grey skies, black seas...
[08:03] ---
    It reminds me of that
    enclosed space back then...
[08:06] ---
    Somehow, I can't like
    these monochrome worlds.
[08:09] ---
    Kyon! Someone's here!
[08:11] ---
    Over there, beyond that rock.
[08:14] ---
    I wonder if someone came out...
    Or maybe it's the actual culprit!
[08:18] ---
    Hey, wait, Haruhi!
[08:24] ---
    Hey, he really came this way?
[08:27] ---
    There's no other road!
[08:30] ---
    Haruhi!
[08:41] ---
    Kyon?
[08:42] ---
    Kyon.
[08:43] ---
    Kyon!
[08:45] ---
    Are you okay? Are you alive?
[08:48] ---
    Yeah, probably.
[08:51] ---
    It looks like we've gotten
    into a rough situation.
[08:55] ---
    Yeah...
[08:57] ---
    Looks like we can't return to the original path.
[09:00] ---
    Hey, over there...
[09:04] ---
    Fortunately, it was warm inside the cave.
[09:07] ---
    Due to thermal heat?
    Maybe even a source for a hot spring.
[09:12] ---
    What was that shadow?
[09:14] ---
    Was it really a living thing?
    You didn't see something else?
[09:18] ---
    I don't think that's possible, but...
[09:24] ---
    You know, Kyon... was it really
    Yutaka who killed Keiichi?
[09:29] ---
    What's that?
[09:30] ---
    I've been thinking all this time...
[09:33] ---
    By Miss Mori's account, it was late
    last night that he left the island.
[09:38] ---
    But when I touched Keiichi before,
    his body was still warm.
[09:43] ---
    Get it? In other words,
    Keiichi died right before we found him.
[09:50] ---
    What's that mean?
[09:52] ---
    Yutaka left at night in the typhoon...
[09:54] ---
    ...and then hid somewhere
    before stabbing Keiichi and fleeing?
[09:58] ---
    Not that. Even if Keiichi was killed
    an hour before we found him...
[10:05] ---
    ...we all would've been up by then
    and walking around the house.
[10:09] ---
    It's unnatural not to hear sounds or screams.
[10:13] ---
    But it's strange...
[10:14] ---
    With his chest stabbed...
[10:16] ---
    ...you're saying he was alive
    for hours on end and locked his door?
[10:21] ---
    If Yutaka didn't do it, there's no...
[10:23] ---
    Wait!
[10:24] ---
    I got it!
[10:26] ---
    I got what really went on in this case.
[10:31] ---
    Are you listening, Kyon?
[10:32] ---
    Yeah. For now, tell me what you think.
[10:37] ---
    I'm sure it was Yutaka who stabbed Keiichi.
[10:40] ---
    Otherwise, like you said,
    he had no reason to escape.
[10:44] ---
    That's reasonable.
[10:45] ---
    I don't know the reasons,
    but Yutaka stabbed Keiichi.
[10:50] ---
    I doubt it was planned...
[10:52] ---
    ...so he lost it during a fight and
    just waved the fruit knife or something.
[10:58] ---
    But the knife didn't reach
    all the way to the heart.
[11:05] ---
    The knife, stopped by
    the notebook, wasn't fatal.
[11:09] ---
    But this created a complicated case.
[11:12] ---
    Keiichi passed out from shock right there.
[11:15] ---
    Seeing that, Yutaka believed
    he killed his brother.
[11:20] ---
    The problem starts here.
[11:21] ---
    Keiichi, who actually was only
    passed out, was out till morning.
[11:27] ---
    Upon waking up,
    Keiichi stood up in a slight stupor...
[11:31] ---
    ...recalled how his brother almost killed him...
[11:34] ---
    ...and locked the door, still in a stupor.
[11:39] ---
    The tragedy happened after this.
[11:41] ---
    Keiichi's legs got all tangled up,
    and he fell facedown.
[11:47] ---
    As a result, the knife pushed into his chest...
[11:50] ---
    ...and caused his death. This is the truth.
[11:54] ---
    Hold on. Would everything go that smoothly?
[11:57] ---
    It can't be helped that it did.
    Can you think of anything else?
[12:01] ---
    I'm sure Yutaka would know
    if he really killed his brother.
[12:06] ---
    In the first place,
    Keiichi's body was lying faceup.
[12:09] ---
    If your theory was correct,
    he should've been found facedown.
[12:15] ---
    That's true, but...
[12:17] ---
    No, but wait...
[12:20] ---
    Oh, if that's the case...
[12:23] ---
    What's wrong, Haruhi?
[12:26] ---
    Well... Nothing.
[12:29] ---
    I think I had a mistaken idea.
[12:32] ---
    Hey!
[12:33] ---
    Are you both all right?
[12:38] ---
    So Haruhi's reasoning has crumbled.
[12:42] ---
    But if so, what happens to the truth?
[12:45] ---
    Yutaka wasn't on the island
    at the estimated time of death.
[12:48] ---
    If that's the case,
    someone else is the real culprit.
[12:57] ---
    Hey.
[12:59] ---
    Kyon! Don't surprise me like that!
[13:02] ---
    Snacking?
[13:04] ---
    Because I'm hungry.
[13:07] ---
    Please wait. I'll bring something
    to your room immediately.
[13:11] ---
    No fair!
[13:12] ---
    One person ate before us.
[13:16] ---
    This is Arakawa's meal.
[13:18] ---
    He didn't eat since this morning,
    so I delivered it ahead of time.
[13:23] ---
    Don't embarrass your older brother so much.
[13:28] ---
    What's wrong?
[13:31] ---
    Yuki, it's me. Open the door.
[13:34] ---
    I was told to not open it for anyone.
[13:37] ---
    It's okay now. Open up.
[13:39] ---
    But that would break the order
    to not open the door for anyone.
[13:43] ---
    Is Miss Asahina still passed out?
[13:46] ---
    It's likely, since we can't hear her voice.
[13:48] ---
    By "anyone," I meant
    "anyone other than the SOS Brigade."
[13:53] ---
    We're all colleagues, right?
[13:55] ---
    That wasn't said.
[13:57] ---
    I was given an order to
    not open this door for anyone.
[14:01] ---
    Yuki, you didn't say anything
    when I left the room.
[14:05] ---
    I was given no orders regarding
    the door opening from the inside.
[14:12] ---
    Hey, Nagato.
[14:14] ---
    Haruhi's orders are repealed now.
[14:17] ---
    If you wish, I'll overwrite
    the order with my own.
[14:20] ---
    My sister's with me. Please open the door.
[14:28] ---
    Jeez, be a little more accommodating!
[14:33] ---
    Maybe that was a joke in Nagato's own way.
[14:37] ---
    Come on, Nagato...
[14:39] ---
    Your expressions and complexion never change.
[14:41] ---
    I can only think you're always serious.
[14:44] ---
    Thank you, Yuki.
[14:46] ---
    What should we do now?
[14:48] ---
    Continue to seek the truth?
[14:52] ---
    Call it off. I can't be a supersleuth after all.
[14:56] ---
    Let's leave the rest to the police.
[15:03] ---
    I see. A conversation like that
    went on in the cave...
[15:07] ---
    But it's strange.
[15:09] ---
    Wanting to play detective...
    Why'd she change her mind so suddenly?
[15:14] ---
    I can understand where
    Miss Suzumiya is coming from.
[15:18] ---
    Shall I explain?
[15:20] ---
    Let's hear it.
[15:22] ---
    Her hypothesis is correct
    up to a certain point...
[15:25] ---
    ...but the truth has a different ending.
[15:28] ---
    Keiichi was stabbed by Yutaka,
    but he didn't die then and there.
[15:33] ---
    Yutaka mistook that and ran.
[15:36] ---
    That much is correct.
[15:38] ---
    Our calls woke Keiichi up...
[15:40] ---
    ...and before we tried to open the door...
[15:40] ---
    Keiichi? Keiichi! Answer if you're here!
[15:44] ---
    ...he locked the door in a stupor.
[15:47] ---
    Just then...
[15:52] ---
    That was when the knife
    was shoved into Keiichi's body.
[15:57] ---
    So the culprit was...
[15:59] ---
    The people who rammed the door.
[16:02] ---
    In other words,
    it was me, you, and Mr. Arakawa.
[16:10] ---
    I'm sure Miss Suzumiya realized that.
[16:14] ---
    So she didn't say anything.
[16:16] ---
    To cover for us,
    she kept the truth in her own mind.
[16:22] ---
    The story does make sense...
[16:27] ---
    ...but it was bad that you caught on to it.
[16:31] ---
    As long as I can shut your mouth...
[16:34] ---
    ...this will pass without anyone knowing.
    That's the logic, right?
[16:38] ---
    Problem! We have a big problem!
[16:43] ---
    Koizumi... Koizumi is dead!
[16:46] ---
    He was stabbed in the chest with a knife!
[16:49] ---
    What's that?
[16:50] ---
    Impossible!
[16:51] ---
    Hurry over!
[16:53] ---
    Hurry!
[17:02] ---
    To think you're such a badass.
[17:04] ---
    I won't kill you, as long as
    you keep the truth to yourself.
[17:09] ---
    Koizumi was killed by Yutaka,
    who secretly returned.
[17:12] ---
    Only he knows his motive,
    but he had an abnormal disposition.
[17:18] ---
    That's the story line.
[17:19] ---
    Will the police buy it?
[17:22] ---
    We'll stab two or three more knives
    into this corpse to prove it.
[17:26] ---
    So Yutaka's abnormality stands out.
[17:29] ---
    Here goes!
[17:30] ---
    Wait!
[17:35] ---
    The play is over.
[17:37] ---
    We lose.
[17:45] ---
    We were done in.
[17:47] ---
    Sorry, I did it because Kyon told me.
[17:51] ---
    Supersleuth
[17:52] ---
    From here, the supernatural
    genius supersleuth...
[17:55] ---
    ...Haruhi Suzumiya,
    will show you her wonderful sleuthing!
[17:58] ---
    I'm amazed she can
    compliment herself so much.
[18:01] ---
    In short, this was all a play
    by Koizumi, the Tamaru brothers...
[18:06] ---
    ...Mr. Arakawa, and Miss Mori
    devised to fool all of us.
[18:11] ---
    A pretty good scenario,
    complete with a false conclusion.
[18:14] ---
    Good observation.
[18:16] ---
    This was a bit of entertainment,
    like a surprise party.
[18:20] ---
    I'm sure she knew it all from the start.
[18:24] ---
    It's true I was fooled till
    a certain point to the false conclusion...
[18:29] ---
    ...that Kyon's group,
    who busted the door, killed Keiichi.
[18:33] ---
    But I realized that if the knife
    had the force to go through his heart...
[18:39] ---
    ...the door should have
    some blood or scratches.
[18:43] ---
    But the door was completely scratch free.
[18:45] ---
    I noticed that.
[18:47] ---
    However, the door was built to be very sturdy.
[18:51] ---
    Isn't that too little evidence for suspicion?
[18:54] ---
    There are other strange things.
[18:56] ---
    Like when Koizumi met Mr. Arakawa.
[18:59] ---
    You said, "It's been a while," right?
[19:01] ---
    He started last week,
    so it shouldn't have been.
[19:04] ---
    This greeting was strange.
[19:07] ---
    It's as you say.
[19:09] ---
    I realized this too.
[19:11] ---
    Furthermore, when we
    first got to Keiichi's room...
[19:14] ---
    ...Koizumi headed straight to
    Keiichi's room, right?
[19:18] ---
    How'd you know which room?
[19:20] ---
    You said this was
    the first time you came here.
[19:24] ---
    What a mistake... Not once but twice.
[19:28] ---
    But it's not strange he knew.
[19:30] ---
    Perhaps he checked when you weren't aware.
[19:33] ---
    That's true.
[19:34] ---
    But the final blow was
    the meal Kyon saw in the kitchen.
[19:38] ---
    Kyon, you explain it since I wasn't there.
[19:41] ---
    Only Keiichi eats with
    a knife and fork between us all.
[19:46] ---
    Sure, the chance Mr. Arakawa
    eats with a knife and fork isn't zero.
[19:50] ---
    But the problem lies in the uneaten carrots.
[19:53] ---
    That's why it dawned on me
    that it was Keiichi's meal.
[19:59] ---
    Combining all these ideas,
    there's one conclusion!
[20:03] ---
    In other words, Keiichi is alive!
[20:05] ---
    That everything was faked, merely a play!
[20:12] ---
    I'm sure the applause
    in Haruhi's head is several times bigger.
[20:17] ---
    And so in return,
    we performed a play of our own.
[20:22] ---
    The fight I saw on the balcony was an act too?
[20:25] ---
    That's right.
[20:26] ---
    The phone call late at night was fake too.
[20:31] ---
    I thought I'd confess at some point...
[20:33] ---
    To think it would come out this quickly.
[20:36] ---
    Well, your sleuthing unraveled it all.
    You sure were a supersleuth.
[20:42] ---
    Elementary, my dear Watson.
[20:50] ---
    So your syndicate did this.
[20:53] ---
    Yes, the Tamaru brothers...
[20:56] ---
    ...Mr. Arakawa, and Miss Mori are my cohorts.
[20:59] ---
    So that she doesn't
    have any strange thoughts...
[21:02] ---
    ...it was best to present
    Miss Suzumiya with a detective case.
[21:07] ---
    Your sister coming wasn't in the calculations.
[21:10] ---
    Didn't you say on the ship
    that your syndicate wasn't involved?
[21:17] ---
    I couldn't tell you the truth right there.
[21:22] ---
    When did you realize the truth?
[21:27] ---
    Honestly, from the start.
[21:29] ---
    The start?
[21:32] ---
    Such a case would never happen.
[21:34] ---
    Why? Because Haruhi would
    never really wish for a murder.
[21:39] ---
    That's how she is.
[21:42] ---
    You really trust Miss Suzumiya, don't you...
[21:50] ---
    Tell me one more thing.
[21:52] ---
    That strange shadow
    Haruhi saw was your doing, right?
[21:55] ---
    Strange shadow?
[21:58] ---
    Honest. I have no reason
    to continue acting anymore.
[22:02] ---
    Then what was that shadow?
[22:05] ---
    It can't be...
[22:06] ---
    Miss Suzumiya was wishing for
    the culprit to exist outside us all.
[22:12] ---
    If that was something that Haruhi created...
[22:18] ---
    ...that means some enigmatic thing
    is lurking on that island now.
[22:23] ---
    No, maybe it really was Haruhi
    seeing something she didn't...
[22:31] ---
    Where should we go next?
    Maybe the Bermuda Triangle?
[22:49] ---
    If we figured out the globe
    like we would a riddle...
[22:55] ---
    ...we could all go anywhere together.
[22:58] ---
    To the end of time, BOOOON!
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    This feeling that is a warp and a loop.
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    With an imagination that engulfs
    anything and everything, let's play.
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    Something on one sunny day,
    more fun than any magic possible...
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    ...endlessly pours down. It's not impossible.
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    When we meet again tomorrow,
    we're all humming as we smile.
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    Let's gather happiness. Such a thing is so easy.
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    Chase after me. Try to catch it.
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    A big dream... You like dreams, right?