E5 - A Masterful Cat Also Goes to Birthday Parties Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:19] Saku     Yukichi, I'm home! [00:21] Saku     Our company did Premium Friday      for the first time today! [00:26] Saku     There was still a little light     in the sky, it was so moving! [00:32] Saku     What's wrong? [00:34] Saku     Huh? C-Could it be? [00:37] Saku     Can you tell I petted the crap     out of a doggy on my way home? [00:39] Owner     Oh, my. [00:40] Saku     Doggy... [00:43] Saku     There were a lot of people out     walking their dogs. I couldn't help it. [00:47] Saku     Yukichi! Sorry! [00:48] Saku     Sorry! [00:54] Yuri     Cats often get really upset if you     pet other animals while you're out. [00:59] Saku     An animal's nose can be so scary! [01:02] Yuri     Speaking of their noses, does your     cat try to lick your face toner? [01:07] Saku     Face toner? [01:09] Yuri     My family's cat loved licking my face     right after I put on my face toner. [01:12] Yuri     It was hard to get away! [01:15] Yuri     Stop it! [01:18] Yuri     I've heard of cats licking     freshly shampooed hair, too. [01:21] Saku     Ow! Ow! Ow! Your tongue is so rough! [01:24] Saku     That's a little scary! [01:28] Saku     Thank goodness my cat doesn't do that... [01:31] Yuri     Yeah. It's bad for them to     ingest any of that stuff. SIGN    Tremble     Tremble SIGN    He's fine coming across them outside,     but he's a cat that can't stand them     in his territory (inside the house) SIGN    The Masterful Cat     Is Depressed Again Today SIGN    Can SIGN    A Masterful Cat Also Goes to Birthday Parties SIGN    A Masterful Cat Also Goes to Birthday Parties SIGN    Can [03:33] Saku     Is it morning already? [03:34] Saku     No way. I'm gonna take the day off... [03:42] Saku     I'm not hungry... [03:45] Saku     It's good. [04:23] Coworker 1     Fukuzawa-san is always so put together. [04:27] Yuri     And on top of that, she takes     care of a cat. She's too amazing. [04:31] Coworker 1     She's a perfect example of a masterful woman. [04:33] Coworker 1     Does she really live by herself? [04:48] Orizuka     Fukuzawa. [04:50] Saku     Chief?! [04:50] Saku     Sorry! I'm still in the middle of printing. [04:53] Orizuka     No, this isn't about work. [04:55] Saku     Huh? SIGN    To Saku-chan [05:01] Orizuka     Yume wanted me to give this to you. SIGN    Chief's Niece (3) [05:06] Orizuka     It's, well, an invitation     to her birthday party. [05:10] Saku     Huh? [05:12] Saku     I-I-Is this really for me?! [05:15] Saku     I haven't been to a birthday party in ages! [05:18] Orizuka     I won't be there since     I'll be on a business trip, [05:21] Orizuka     but she really wanted me     to give this to you. [05:23] Saku     I'm so happy! SIGN    To Yuki-chan SIGN    To Yuki-chan SIGN    To Yuki-chan SIGN    To Yuki-chan [05:28] Orizuka     She wrote one for your friend,     Yuki-san, too. Can you pass it along? SIGN    Place: Yume's House      Time: 11:30 ~ SIGN     Feel free to bring food or drink!      Call my mom if you have any questions      (080-XXXX-XXXX) [05:46] Saku     So that's what happened. [05:49] Saku     We got invited to Yume-chan's birthday party. [05:53] Saku     Well, I'm sure that Yume-chan will be     sad, but I'll have to go alone. [06:14] Saku     Yukichi? SIGN    Open Inari Sushi [06:17] Saku     No way! [06:18] Saku     Hold on a second there! [06:20] Saku     You're not planning to go, are you? [06:21] Saku     Yume-chan's family and friends will be there! [06:25] Saku     How am I supposed to explain you?! [06:29] Saku     Huh? SIGN    Place: Yume's House      Time: 11:30 ~      (080-XXXX-XXXX) [06:31] Yume     Feel free to bring food or drink! [06:34] Yume     Call my mom if you have any questions. [06:38] Yume     Make sure to wear a costume! [06:40] Yume     From Yume. [06:41] Narration     Look! [06:43] Saku     Oh, a costume party. [06:47] Saku     A costume? [06:49] Station Announcer     Please wait for the next train. [06:52] Saku; Internal     A costume party, huh? [06:54] Saku; Internal     Maybe Yukichi can slip in     without being found out? [07:08] Saku; Internal     Slip in?! What am I thinking?! [07:11] Saku; Internal     My conscience won't allow it! [07:13] Oshiro     So true! [07:15] Saku     I'll be heading home first. [07:16] Oshiro     Wow, it's rare for you     to head home so early. [07:18] Yuri     Great job today. [07:21] Saku     Yukichi! [07:23] Saku     It's too dangerous! [07:24] Saku     It's definitely way too dangerous! [07:27] Saku     Wait, what are you making? [07:31] Saku     Huh?! Is that stuffed animal     a present for Yume-chan?! [07:36] Saku     This is so freaking cute! [07:39] Saku     It's a mini Yukichi! [07:41] Saku     Make me one so I can take it to work! SIGN    Social custom [07:46] Saku     What's that? [07:48] Saku     Another stuffed animal? [07:53] Saku     Oh, you made a costume for me?! [08:00] Saku     I'm a mouse! [08:01] Saku     This reminds me of my     school cultural festival! [08:05] Saku     What's this? Is this what we're bringing? [08:08] Saku     What? I can have a taste?! [08:10] Saku     These are super cute! [08:15] Saku     So good! [08:26] Saku     Yukichi... [08:27] Saku     Let's go home. [08:29] Saku     Home! Home! Home! Everyone's gonna find out! [08:33] Saku     Why'd we show up dressed so confidently?! [08:37] Saku     And Yume-chan's house is in the neighborhood! SIGN    Yume's House SIGN    Large Street SIGN    Saku's Apartment [08:41] Narration     Within walking distance! [08:42] Saku     Worst-case scenario, we might cause     a huge scene and have to move! [08:47] Yume     Saku-chan! Yuki-chan! You came! [08:51] Saku     Yume-chan! [08:52] Child 1     Yume-chan! We're here! [08:55] Child 2     Hello! [08:57] Saku     H-Hello! [08:59] Yume's Mom     It's cold out. Let's hurry inside! [09:00] Child 2     Wow! He even has cat hands! [09:03] Saku     Oh, uh, no, we're actually... [09:05] Yume     Come in! Come in! I'm coming down! [09:10] Saku     Huh? Uh, wait! [09:10] Everyone     Sorry for intruding! [09:12] Yume     Welcome! [09:20] Saku; Internal     I'm so glad the chief is on a business trip! [09:27] Everyone     Happy birthday, Yume-chan! [09:31] Yume     Thank you! [09:33] Child 1     I'm so jealous, Yume-chan! [09:33] Child 2     So cute! [09:35] Witch Mom     What is that?! A stuffed animal?! [09:37] Devil Mom     Is it a stuffed bear?! [09:38] Saku; Internal     Why is he drawing more     attention to himself?! [09:41] Saku; Internal     Does he want us to move?! [09:45] Yume     Yuki-chan! This way! [09:47] Witch Mom     It moved! [09:48] Devil Mom     Th-That means it's alive, right? [09:51] Saku; Internal     Th-This is bad! [09:53] Maid Mom     I often see that cat     in the neighborhood pharmacy! [09:57] Maid Mom     I've always wondered about it! [10:00] Cone Hat Mom     It's that huge cat rumored to appear     at the supermarket in 3-Chome! [10:04] Devil Mom     Those rumors are true?! [10:10] Witch Mom     Oh, so it's a cat suit. [10:13] Devil Mom     I've heard that technology     nowadays is pretty amazing. [10:17] Cone Hat Mom     But I wonder why that person     always wears a cat costume. [10:20] Saku     Good job dressing up as     someone in a cat costume! [10:23] Yume's Mom     Fukuzawa-san, aren't you     from Kaoru's company? [10:27] Saku     Kao...? [10:28] Saku     Oh, yes! [10:29] Saku     He always takes care of me! [10:31] Yume's Mom     Thank you for always taking     care of my little brother. [10:35] Saku; Internal     She must be Yume-chan's mother. She's so young! [10:38] Saku     Um, your daughter was kind enough     to invite me here today. [10:43] Yume's Mom     I heard that you played     with her at the aquarium. [10:48] Yume's Mom     I'm sorry you had to spend one     of your days off that way. [10:51] Saku     Oh, it's f-fine! [10:53] Saku     I would have just slept the day     away if I stayed home... [10:59] Saku     Wait, little brother?! [11:02] Yume's Mom     Yes, Kaoru is my little brother. [11:05] Saku; Internal     This person is older than the chief?! SIGN    32 Years Old [11:10] Saku; Internal     In other words, she's older than me*?! [11:14] Yume's Mom     I heard about Yuki-san from Yume.     He's really quite a large cat. [11:20] Saku     Huh? Come to think of it,     where did they go?! [11:23] Yume's Mom     Yume pulled him up to     the second floor just now. [11:28] Yume's Mom     She probably ran to my mother's room. [11:31] Saku     By mother, do you mean     Chief O-Orizuka's mother? [11:36] Yume's Mom     Oh, he didn't tell you? [11:38] Yume's Mom     This is our family home. [11:43] Yume's Mom     We used it for the party     because it's spacious. [11:46] Yume's Mom     Would you like to see the room     my little brother grew up in? [11:50] Yume's Mom     His graduation album is here, too. [11:52] Saku     I-I-I wouldn't dare! [11:54] Saku; Internal     You should have told me, Chief! [11:56] Saku; Internal     I feel awkward now! [12:01] Yume     Yuki-chan! Over here! Over here! [12:07] Yume     There's someone I want you     to meet on the second floor! [12:10] Yume     My grandma! [12:14] Yume     It's okay to come up.     Grandma used to have a cat, too. [12:21] Yume     Jeez! [12:25] Yume     All the kids who want to see all     the UMYU-Sea stuff I collected! Come up! [12:29] Yume     I have event-only stuff, too! [12:53] Yume     Grandma! [12:56] Grandmother     That cute voice must be from Yume-chan. [13:03] Yume     Grandma's eyes can't     see that well anymore. [13:07] Yume     Grandma! [13:10] Yume     This is the Yuki-chan     I told you about before! [13:12] Grandmother     Oh, my. You came to visit? [13:15] Grandmother     Nice to meet you. [13:17] Grandmother     I am Yume's grandmother. [13:39] Grandmother     You really are a large and impressive cat. [13:48] Grandmother     Your fur is very beautiful. [13:51] Grandmother     It reminds me of the black cat     I used to have. [13:55] Grandmother     My cat became a part of the stars     quite a long time ago. [13:59] Grandmother     My cat was also very intelligent. [14:10] Saku     Yume-chan! [14:11] Yume     Yes! [14:12] Saku     Where are you, Yukichi? [14:14] Saku     Yume's mom wants to start the party... [14:18] Saku     I-I-I'm so sorry! [14:20] Saku     U-Um, he's definitely not a dangerous cat! [14:24] Grandmother     Are you a part of Yuki-san's family? [14:27] Saku     Y-Yes! [14:29] Grandmother     What a lucky young lady. [14:32] Grandmother     You are living with a lucky anko cat. [14:38] Grandmother     My grandfather often told me [14:42] Grandmother     that black cats are called anko cats, [14:44] Grandmother     and they are lucky cats that     bring their owners great luck. [15:00] Grandmother     How nice. [15:03] Yume's Mom?     Right? [15:03] Grandmother     Happy birthday, Yume-chan. [15:07] Yume's Mom     Happy birthday, Yume. [15:16] Mothers     Yume-chan, happy birthday! [15:18] Mom 1     So tasty. They're amazing! [15:20] Mom 3     Are the buns homemade, too? [15:23] Saku     Happy birthday! [15:24] Yume     Wow! [15:27] Yume's Mom     Say, "Cheese!" [15:31] Yume's Mom     Thank you very much. [15:34] Yume     Come again soon! [15:36] Saku     See you again! [15:40] Saku     I was worried about what     would happen! I was so nervous! [15:43] Saku     The cat suit zipper worked perfectly! [15:59] Saku     Well, I was just thinking, what if     you were just a man in a cat suit? [16:10] Saku     It's been a long time since     we've come by this park! [16:22] Saku     You were curled up under     that bench, Yukichi... [16:35] Grandmother     My grandfather often told me [16:38] (Flashback) Grandmother     that black cats are called anko cats, [16:41] Grandmother     and they are lucky cats that*     bring their owners great luck. [16:52] Saku     The moment I saw you... [16:54] Saku     I was craving something sweet, [16:58] Saku     so I thought you were an ohagi rice cake. [17:02] Saku     Ouch! Ouch! Your claws! [17:09] Orizuka; Internal     Oh, that was today... [17:12] Orizuka; Internal     Fukuzawa even managed to prepare     a costume on such short notice. [17:16] Orizuka; Internal     Did her friend Yuki-san come? [17:21] Orizuka; Internal     Where did this realistic-looking     cat suit come from? [17:25] Orizuka; Internal     Scary... [17:29] Orizuka; Internal     Thank goodness I had to work. [17:31] Orizuka; Internal     I should buy her a souvenir to thank her. [17:35] Narration     A few days ago... [17:49] Saku; Internal     Slip in?! What am I thinking?! [17:52] (Flashback) Saku     Yukichi! [17:53] (Flashback) Saku     It's too dangerous! [17:55] (Flashback) Saku     It's definitely way too dangerous! [17:58] (Flashback) Saku     Wait, what are you making? [18:02] (Flashback) Saku     Huh?! Is that stuffed animal     a present for Yume-chan?! [18:07] (Flashback) Saku     Hey, Yukichi! [18:08] (Flashback) Saku     I'm serious! I really want one! [18:14] (Flashback) Saku     It fits so perfectly in my arms! [18:16] (Flashback) Saku     And the shape totally triggers     my motherly protective instincts! [18:21] (Flashback) Saku     It makes me want to take care of a cat! SIGN    Means no harm [18:31] Saku; Narration     In the end, he didn't make me one... [18:35] Station Announcer     Thank you for boarding this train. [18:53] Yukichi; Internal     Worthless human... [18:57] Yukichi; Internal     Even for a company drinking party, she's late... [19:06] Yukichi; Internal     Every single time, she barely     makes it on the last train... [19:09] Yukichi; Internal     And she usually drinks so much she ends up     passing out at the entrance... [19:18] Yukichi; Internal     One of these days, she might not even     make it home before passing out. [19:24] Yukichi; Internal     Forget about being male or female...     She's worthless as a living creature. [19:29] Yukichi; Internal     At this rate, she'll never find a mate. [19:36] Saku     Oh, Yukichi? [19:37] Saku     Well, you know... [19:39] Saku     I'm just taking a little break     at the park nearby, [19:44] Saku     but I'm so sleepy... [19:54] Yukichi; Internal     That fool! [19:57] Yukichi; Internal     Natural selection culls creatures     with no sense of danger! [20:19] Yukichi; Internal     I'm definitely hitting that     stupid face of hers today! [20:27] Saku     Yukichi... [20:30] Saku     Another serving of rice! [20:42] Saku     So tasty... [21:24] Yukichi; Internal     I'll wait for her near the station on     the nights she goes drinking from now on. SIGN    Next Episode [23:07] Yukichi     I am a masterful cat. [23:10] Yukichi     A masterful cat knows. [23:13] Yukichi     You must be careful when     taking pictures of a cat. [23:17] Yukichi     Cats are sometimes surprised     by the sound of a shutter, [23:20] Yukichi     and the flash can cause great injury to their eyes. [23:24] Yukichi     I hope you take care when     taking cute pictures of them. [23:28] Yukichi     Next episode: "A Masterful Cat Is Photogenic." SIGN    Can SIGN    A Masterful Cat Is Photogenic [23:33] Yukichi     You may take my picture.