E3 - A Masterful Cat Is Good at Giving Care

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[00:16] Yukichi
    I am a cat.
[00:19] Yukichi
    I may be tooting my own horn,
[00:22] Yukichi
    but I consider myself to be
    quite a masterful cat.
[00:27] Yukichi
    Even one such as I
    has pressing concerns.
[00:32] Yukichi
    It's that...
SIGN    My owner 
    (a 27-year-old
     woman)...
[00:36] Yukichi
    My owner still hasn't learned
    how to separate the trash!
SIGN    ...still hasn't learned how 
    to separate the trash!
SIGN    Stupid
SIGN    Stupid
SIGN    Stupid
SIGN    Birdbrain
SIGN    Birdbrain
SIGN    Birdbrain
[00:46] Yukichi
    I found plastic trash
    with the burnable trash!
[00:49] Yukichi
    She moved plastic trash
    into the PET bottle trash!
SIGN    A cat who reseparates
     the trash right before
     taking it out.
[00:57] Yukichi
    Why, Homo sapiens?!
[01:02] Yukichi
    How in the world do the neighborhood
    crows know how the trash is separated
[01:07] Yukichi
    and what day they're put
    out better than her?!
SIGN    Burnable Trash
SIGN    Plastic Trash
SIGN    PET Bottles
[01:20] Yukichi
    Goodness.
[01:22] Yukichi
    I can't believe a company
    hired such a worthless human.
[01:28] Yukichi
    If she loses her job, I should
    immediately give up on her and leave.
[01:35] Saku
    Y-Yukichi!
[01:39] Saku
    Did you change the recipe
    for the hamburg steak sauce?!
[01:42] Saku
    You're a genius!
[01:43] Saku
    It's so freaking delicious!
[01:46] Saku
    What the hell is this?!
[01:49] Saku
    You've got to make this again!
[01:58] Saku
    This is happiness!
SIGN    The Masterful Cat
    Is Depressed Again Today
SIGN    Can
SIGN    A Masterful Cat Is Good at Giving Care
SIGN    A Masterful Cat Is Good at Giving Care
SIGN    Can
[03:36] Train
    ...will soon be arriving on platform two.
[03:51] Woman 1
    Good morning.
[03:54] Woman 2
    Be safe!
[03:56] Child
    Hello!
[04:19] Saku
    Hey, Yukichi.
[04:23] Saku
    It might sound kind of weird
    asking you this, but...
[04:29] Saku
    Please!
[04:32] Saku
    I want you to teach me how to cook.
[04:36] Saku
    I got myself an apron
    and prepared some tools.
[04:50] Saku
    Please! Please, Teacher!
[04:53] Saku
    I don't want to grow old only
     knowing how to make cup ramen!
[04:59] Saku
    I remembered last week!
[05:01] Saku
    I'm a worthless human being that can't even
    take care of myself without you, Yukichi!
SIGN    The place last week
SIGN    Just remembered
[05:16] Saku
    On top of that...
[05:18] Saku
    The people at my company
    are starting to think
[05:20] Saku
    that I'm the type of woman
    that's good at cooking.
[05:24] (Flashback) Female Employee 1
    Wow! Fukuzawa-san can even bake sweets?
[05:28] Glasses Manager
    Such strong home-making skills!
[05:30] Glasses Manager
    Fukuzawa, you always bring your lunch, too.
[05:31] Male Employee 1
    You'll make a great wife.
[05:34] Saku
    I really can't cook at all!
[05:35] (Flashback) Female Employee 1
    If you consider yourself a bad cook,
    the rest of us are completely worthless.
[05:37] Yuri
    So good...
[05:39] Yuri
    Senpai! Please become my wife!
[05:40] (Flashback) Saku
    No, no, no, no.
[05:42] Saku
    I want to close the gap between
    fact and fiction as much as I can
[05:45] Saku
    before anyone finds out!
[05:49] Saku
    And, so!
[05:51] Saku
    I want to become skilled enough
    to make my own lunches!
SIGN    Homemade Food Even Monkeys Can Make
[05:58] Saku
    Please take care of me!
[06:02] Saku
    But I really need to start
    with something super simple.
SIGN    Plain TKG (Tamago-Kake-Gohan)  A simple bowl of rice with raw egg.  [How to Make]  1: Crack a raw egg over a bowl of rice.  2: Drizzle soy sauce over it.  3: Add topping.
SIGN    Rice Balls
     Soul Food
    
     
     1: Spread rice on some plastic wrap.
     2: Place filling in the center.
     (Don't overfill!)
     3: Gather the plastic wrap like a drawstring purse
     and shape the rice ball in your hands.
     4: Wrap with seaweed.
SIGN    Plain rice
     with raw egg.
[06:11] Saku
    Huh? This?!
[06:15] Saku
    Isn't this a bit hard?
[06:17] Saku
    I have to crack an egg, right?
[06:25] Saku
    No! No! I'm kidding!
[06:27] Saku
    No way. No way.
[06:29] Saku
    Even I can crack an egg! Bring it on!
[06:39] Saku
    Okay! I have an egg!
[06:51] Saku
    Now what?!
SIGN    Crack a raw
     egg over a
     bowl of rice.
SIGN    Drizzle soy
     sauce over it.
SIGN    Add
    topping.
[07:08] Saku
    Hold on!
[07:11] Saku
    That's the only explanation
    they have for step one?!
[07:14] Saku
    How do I crack an egg?!
SIGN    Crack a raw
     egg over a
     bowl of rice.
[07:16] Saku
    How is this something
    even monkeys can make?!
SIGN    Crack
[07:45] Saku
    Tiny shell bits are all
    over it like a topping!
[07:49] Saku
    A-A little calcium never hurts.
[07:51] Saku
    No, wait. Egg shells are dangerous
    because of salmo-something right?
[08:01] Saku
    Huh?
[08:06] Saku
    Yukichi, you're amazing!
[08:07] Saku
    You can hold chopsticks
    so well with those paws.
[08:13] Saku
    How're you doing that?
[08:17] Saku
    It's done!
[08:19] Saku
    Plain raw egg over rice!
[08:22] Saku
    Amazing! It's the real thing!
SIGN    Glowing
[08:24] Saku
    This is the first time I've made
    something other than cup ramen!
SIGN    Eyes filled with pity
[08:32] Saku
    It looks so good!
SIGN    Drip...
[09:00] Saku
    Something...
[09:01] Saku
    Isn't there something easier than this?!
[09:05] Saku
    Something where I don't need to
    crack eggs or pour soy sauce?
[09:12] Saku
    Come to think of it, did we
    always have a cookbook like this?
SIGN    Hamburg Steak
[09:17] Saku
    I never bought something like this.
[09:20] Saku
    And you cook without looking at recipes, Yukichi...
[09:26] Saku
    But I feel like I've eaten
    everything in this book before.
[09:38] Saku
    Isn't this all the food you used to make
    for me when you were a kitten?!
[09:50] Saku
    Why'd you hide?
[09:52] Saku
    It's nothing to be embarrassed about!
[09:56] Saku
    How nostalgic!
[09:58] Saku
    I completely forgot about it since you
    started cooking like a pro so quickly!
[10:04] Saku
    You looked at every one of these
    recipes and cooked them one by one.
[10:09] Saku
    Hey, Yukichi!
[10:12] Saku
    I want to eat this again!
[10:16] Saku
    Rice balls were the first things
    you ever made for me!
[10:32] Saku
    They look so good!
[10:34] Saku
    You're so good at making
    triangles with those paws.
[10:37] Saku
    How're you doing that?
[10:41] Saku
    Afterwards, Yukichi turned the failed
    raw egg over rice into rice porridge.
SIGN    Crack
[11:58] Saku
    Hey, Yukichi.
[12:00] Saku
    How do I stop my smartphone
    alarm from snoozing?
[12:06] Saku
    Whoa! S-Sorry! Are you okay?!
[12:14] Saku
    I'm off!
SIGN    Tissues 
    were left
     in the
     laundry
SIGN    Shaking towels vigorously
     before hanging them to dry
     makes the pile in the 
    fabric stand up,
     making them fluffier.
SIGN    Refreshed.
SIGN    Rewashing
SIGN    Account
     Book
SIGN    Churu
SIGN    A cat who regains 
    his peace by looking 
    at the amount saved
     in their family bank
     account
[13:47] Reporter
    Currently, we are having
    a completely unexpected rainstorm.
[13:53] Reporter
    We suspect the rain clouds
    will continue to grow,
[13:57] Reporter
    causing even heavier rain into the night.
[14:00] Reporter
    A landslide advisory is currently in effect.
[14:03] Reporter
    Excuse me! Sorry for bothering you.
[14:06] Reporter
    Do you always have that
    folding umbrella with you?
[14:09] Saku
    Oh, yes!
[14:11] Saku
    I got into trouble buying them from
    convenience stores all the time,
[14:14] Saku
    so now it's always packed for me.
[14:16] Reporter
    True, it's quite easy to build up
    too many convenience store umbrellas!
[14:19] Saku
    I agree!
[14:20] Reporter
    Thank goodness you have someone at home
    who packs a folding umbrella for you.
[14:25] Saku
    Y-Yes, you're right.
    I'm always thankful to have him.
[14:31] Reporter
    The rain will continue to
    get worse, so please be careful.
[14:35] Reporter
    Thank you for your time!
[14:38] Reporter
    Now, stay tuned for our
    next popular segment!
[14:46] Saku
    Yukichi, I'm home.
[14:52] Saku
    Wh-What's going on?! Dinner looks
     so extravagant today!
[14:57] Saku
    It looks great! Did something good happen?
[15:02] Saku
    Wait, premium beer, too?!
[15:06] Saku
    Are you sure? Is it going to
    rain again tomorrow?!
[15:09] Saku
    No way!
[15:16] Saku
    Cheers!
[15:23] Saku
    The rain this morning was crazy!
[15:59] Saku
    Yukichi!
[16:03] Saku
    I bought something good today!
SIGN    Catnip Mini Sticks
SIGN    Rolling Meow~
SIGN    This is
     catnip
[16:23] Saku
    Hey, watch how you hold it! Watch it!
[16:31] Woman
    Good morning.
[16:32] Man
    Oh, hello.
[16:38] TV
    It is almost 6:50 in the morning.
[16:41] TV
    Today's weather will be sunny
    throughout the whole country.
[16:45] TV
    It is the perfect day to do laundry.
SIGN    Before 7 AM
[16:48] TV
    Please use the sun efficiently today!
SIGN    Year-round late sleeper &
     habitually guilty of falling asleep again
[16:53] Saku
    G-Good morning.
[17:00] TV
    Starting tomorrow, there will be
    a drop in barometric pressure
[17:03] TV
    which will bring cooler temperatures.
[17:06] TV
    Please make sure to
    carry outerwear with you.
[17:09] Saku
    N-No way! I don't have a fever!
[17:13] Saku
    I just happened to wake up
    early today. How rude...
[17:20] Saku
    H-Huh?
[17:22] Saku
    That's weird. Maybe it's broken?
[17:28] Saku
    I don't feel...
SIGN    Just take
     a sick day
     aura
[17:34] Saku
    No, no! Today's important!
[17:37] Saku
    Hey!
[17:41] Saku
    P-Please...
[17:44] Saku
    I... I really can't take today off!
[17:50] Saku
    I have three meetings
    first thing in the morning!
[17:54] Saku
    It's fine! It's not bad enough that
    I need to rest on such an important day!
[18:04] Saku
    I mean, normally, I would
    totally want to take a day off!
[18:09] Saku
    But I have some self-awareness
    as a working adult.
[18:21] Saku
    Cold! Cold! Cold!
[18:23] Saku
    Cold! Cold! Cold!
[18:30] Saku
    Ah, Chief, good morning. It's Fukuzawa.
[18:34] [SONG] Text
    Cold Medicine
[18:34] [SONG] Text
    fever • cough • throat pain
[18:35] Saku
    Yes. Yes. I'm sorry.
[18:38] Saku
    Please take care of things.
[18:46] Saku
    I got half the day off.
[18:49] Saku
    It can't be helped.
    Don't click your tongue at me.
[18:54] Saku
    I have to bring down the
    fever by this afternoon.
[18:57] Saku
    Sweat... I need to sweat it out.
[19:09] Saku
    I'll eat super spicy food
    and take a hot bath.
[19:15] Saku
    Don't stop me, Yukichi!
SIGN    Such actions will cause exhaustion
     and be counterproductive
[19:40] Saku
    Yukichi...
[19:44] Saku
    Yukichi, where are you?
[19:47] Saku
    I bought some canned cat food!
[19:51] Saku
    I'll definitely try my
    best at work this time.
[19:56] Saku
    I'll buy you tons of canned cat food...
[20:15] Train
    Please stand behind the yellow line.
[20:59] Saku
    Shoot, what time is it?
[21:01] Saku
    I have to go to work.
[21:08] Saku
    I think my fever has gone down a lot.
[21:18] Saku
    But I'm still a little tired.
[21:30] Saku
    In the end, I got the whole day off.
SIGN    Next Episode
[23:07] Yukichi
    I am a masterful cat.
[23:10] Yukichi
    A masterful cat knows.
[23:12] Yukichi
    Sea slugs are a type of marine gastropod
    mollusk that evolved to lose their shells.
[23:17] Yukichi
    In other words, they are
    in the same family as snails.
[23:20] Yukichi
    The appendages on their head
    look like little horns,
[23:22] Yukichi
    so they are commonly called
    "cows of the sea" in Japan.
[23:24] Yukichi
    These sea slugs are the inspiration
    for the sea slug idol group, UMYU-Sea...
[23:28] Yukichi
    Out of time?
[23:31] Yukichi
    Next episode: "A Masterful
    Cat Goes to the Aquarium."
SIGN    Can
SIGN    A Masterful Cat Goes to the Aquarium
[23:34] Yukichi
    I cannot wait.