# E2 - The Masterful Cat Has Grown Big
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**[00:12] Yukichi**
*I am a cat.*
**[00:16] Yukichi**
*However, I am no normal cat.*
**[00:33] Yukichi**
*I am...*
**[00:40] Yukichi**
*the most masterful of cats.*
**[00:45] Yukichi**
*A masterful cat knows.*
**[00:55] Saku**
Yukichi! Your master's home!
**[01:02] Saku**
Huh? Are you already asleep?
**[01:06] Saku**
Yukichi?
**[01:08] Saku**
Hey, Yukichi.
**[01:10] Saku**
Hey!
**[01:12] Yukichi**
*One needs money to survive!*
**[01:16] Yukichi**
* That's why humans go to a place*
* called a company to work...*
**[01:22] Yukichi**
*And with the money they earn...*
***SIGN*** Cat Dash
**[01:25] Yukichi**
*Cat cans are obtained.*
**[01:29] Yukichi**
*In other words, I must have my human work*
**[01:32] Yukichi**
*and make sure she earns plenty of money...*
**[01:37] Yukichi**
*Or we'll straight-up die from starvation!*
**[01:41] Yukichi**
*However, it's quite lamentable that...*
**[01:45] Yukichi**
* my master is a completely*
* worthless human being.*
**[01:53] Yukichi**
*It's sad, but this is fate.*
**[02:12] Yukichi**
*However...*
**[02:15] Yukichi**
*I made my decision that day.*
**[02:34] Yukichi**
*On that snowy night...*
**[02:43] Yukichi**
* If this human hadn't taken me home,*
* I would not have remained in this world.*
**[02:55] Yukichi**
*Even if...*
**[02:57] (Flashback) Saku**
Okay! This is your new home from now on!
**[03:01] Yukichi**
* ...she's the type of human*
* whose home is filled with trash!*
**[03:08] Saku**
Yukichi, let me rub your belly...
**[03:11] Yukichi**
* Even if she's the type of human*
* who drools as she passes out!*
**[03:19] Yukichi**
*I made my decision.*
**[03:22] Yukichi**
* I will use the full extent of my magnificent*
* skills and wisdom as a masterful cat...*
**[03:35] Yukichi**
*to ensure tomorrow's cat can!*
**[03:41] Yukichi**
*This exasperatingly worthless human*
**[03:45] Yukichi**
*must stay healthy for that very reason.*
**[03:57] Saku**
Yukichi... Another beer...
**[04:07] Saku**
Yukichi, you're heavy...
**[04:10] Saku**
I-I'm gonna die!
***SIGN*** The Masterful Cat
Is Depressed Again Today
***SIGN*** Can
***SIGN*** The Masterful Cat Has Grown Big
***SIGN*** The Masterful Cat Has Grown Big
***SIGN*** Can
**[06:11] Saku**
So cute!
**[06:13] Saku**
It's a picture of Yukichi
when he was a kitten!
**[06:16] Saku**
It's already been three years, huh?
**[06:18] Saku**
Isn't that right?
**[06:23] Saku**
Yukichi! We need to talk.
**[06:39] Saku**
I keep missing the right
moment to bring this up.
**[06:42] Saku**
Yukichi...
**[06:44] Saku**
Why'd you grow so big?
**[06:47] Saku**
You're more like the size of a bear now!
**[06:50] Saku**
Hey!
**[06:52] Saku**
Where are you going, Yukichi?!
**[06:57] Saku**
No!
**[06:57] Saku**
I'm not worried that you're too fat!
**[07:00] Saku**
I don't know if your body fat percentage
could even be compared with other cats...
**[07:08] Saku**
I mean, I never had a cat before.
**[07:13] Saku**
That's why I thought you were
a bit bigger than expected...
**[07:17] Saku**
But I don't think your size is normal!
**[07:20] Saku**
First of all, I don't think normal cats
can cook, clean, and do laundry.
**[07:25] Saku**
I don't think they make lunches
or take out the trash, either!
**[07:30] Saku**
You always check the weather and
make sure I have an umbrella, too!
**[07:33] Saku**
And you keep the tub warm for me!
**[07:35] Saku**
And a lot of other things!
Uh, so, in other words...
**[07:40] Saku**
Thank you for always taking care of me!
**[07:44] Saku**
I got off track!
**[07:46] Saku**
D-Do you know the reason
why you got so big, Yukichi?
**[07:53] Saku**
Yukichi?
**[07:55] Saku**
*Thanks, Yukichi...*
**[08:02] (Flashback) Saku**
I'm really thankful.
**[08:07] (Flashback) Saku**
Thank goodness I have you, Yukichi.
**[08:13] Saku**
Hey, Yukichi?
**[08:17] Saku**
I see.
**[08:19] Saku**
I wonder why?
**[08:20] Saku**
I tried searching the internet,
but I couldn't figure it out either!
**[08:25] Saku**
Well, I guess we'll just never know.
**[08:28] Saku**
It's probably fine.
**[08:30] Saku**
We've been living together
just fine until now.
**[08:33] Saku**
It's probably not a big deal
that the chief met you...
**[08:41] (Flashback) Orizuka**
I met him before.
**[08:45] Saku; Internal**
* Now that I think about it,*
* the chief was really calm about it.*
**[08:49] Saku; Internal**
* He didn't act like he saw*
* an impossibly large cat.*
**[08:53] Saku; Internal**
* I don't remember it, but he might've*
* visited my place when Yukichi was a kitten.*
**[09:01] Saku; Internal**
* So he visited this place soon*
* after I picked up Yukichi?*
**[09:07] Saku**
No way!
***SIGN*** G-Korori
**[09:10] Saku**
What should I do, Yukichi?!
**[09:12] Saku**
Is there any way to erase
a person's memories?
**[09:16] Saku**
The chief might've visited before!
**[09:19] Saku**
Here! Around the time I picked you up!
**[09:31] (Flashback) Saku**
Welcome to my humble abode!
**[09:38] Saku**
Yukichi!
**[09:39] Saku**
Don't collapse just from thinking about it!
**[09:43] Saku**
You know, I really did feel bad about it.
**[09:46] Saku**
This place was... a little...
pretty... super messy...
**[09:55] Saku**
I'm sorry! It was a completely trashed house!
**[10:00] Saku**
Maybe you were infected with an unknown
bacterium produced by the sea of garbage here
**[10:05] Saku**
and it made you a giant mutant?!
***SIGN*** Meow
**[10:07] Saku**
Ouch.
**[10:13] Saku**
It's useless now.
I can't show my face at work now.
**[10:16] Saku**
I don't think I'll be able to talk
with the chief normally anymore.
**[10:20] Saku**
Of all people, why Chief Orizuka?!
**[10:22] Saku**
Did you know there are rumors he has OCD?
**[10:24] Saku**
No! No! No!
**[10:26] Saku**
What kind of person did
he see me as until now?!
**[10:30] Saku**
No way.
**[10:31] Saku**
I'm going to die from embarrassment...
**[10:40] Saku**
Cheers!
**[10:43] Saku**
Yeah! You're right!
**[10:44] Saku**
It's too late to worry about it! Let's drink!
***SIGN*** She was given alcohol until
she forgot all about it...
***SIGN*** G-Korori
**[11:00] Saku**
No!
**[11:01] Saku**
Don't hunt it, Yukichi!
**[11:03] Saku**
Don't tear it apart and eat it!
**[11:05] Saku**
But do something about it quickly!
***SIGN*** A cat that has to use bug spray
because his owner freaks out
if he smashes them...
**[11:25] Boy 1**
I want to eat meat!
**[11:27] Mom 1**
Hm?
**[11:28] Boy 2**
This one!
**[11:30] Mom 2**
No.
**[11:32] Girl 1**
Mama!
**[11:34] Customer 1**
What should we have for dinner tonight?
**[11:37] Customer 1**
Huh?
**[11:43] Customer 1; Internal**
*A bear?! No, a cat?!*
**[11:44] Customer 2; Internal**
*No way. I must be tired.*
**[11:46] Customer 2; Internal**
*I'm so tired I'm seeing things?!*
**[11:58] Customer 1; Internal**
* People will think I'm crazy*
* if I make a fuss here!*
**[12:01] Customer 2; Internal**
* There's no way a cat would stand around*
* comparing the weights of cabbages!*
**[12:07] Customer 1/2; Internal**
*And most of all...*
**[12:09] Customer 1/2; Internal**
*Why is it wearing a Japanese apron?!*
***SIGN*** He's wearing it as a "sanitary apron"
to politely prevent the shedding
of his fur within the store.
**[12:17] Rio**
Manager!
**[12:19] Rio**
That cat is here again. What should I do?
**[12:24] Manager**
What?!
***SIGN*** Rio Manager
**[12:25] Manager**
As a manager, I need to have
a proper talk with him!
**[12:27] Rio**
You're so impressive, Manager.
**[12:29] Manager**
Dear customer!
**[12:33] Rio**
Customer?
**[12:37] Manager**
Thank you for your regular patronage!
**[12:46] Manager**
His toe beans were super squishy!
**[12:49] Rio**
Does that mean he's allowed
to shop in the store?
**[12:51] Manager**
Of course!
***SIGN*** Half Price
**[12:55] Rio; Internal**
* This is why the manager*
* is bad at increasing sales.*
**[13:00] Rio; Internal**
*It's just a guy in a cat suit.*
**[13:03] Rio; Internal**
* I hope the customers*
* don't complain about him.*
**[13:10] Rio; Internal**
*His movements are really life-like.*
**[13:13] Rio; Internal**
*Where does he hide the zipper?*
**[13:16] Rio**
I'm v-very sorry for staring!
**[13:19] Rio**
Um, did you sew that yourself?
**[13:26] Rio**
No! Not that!
**[13:27] Rio**
Well, it's pretty amazing
you made that yourself, too!
**[13:31] Rio; Internal**
*He throws me off...*
**[13:33] Rio; Internal**
* Even though he's just*
* a weirdo in a cat suit.*
**[13:36] Rio**
Your total will be 2,560 yen.
**[13:39] Rio**
Please show me your point card
if you have one.
**[13:43] Rio**
Oh, we're providing samples
of the newest Churu sticks
**[13:46] Rio**
to customers who buy canned cat food.
**[13:48] Rio**
Would you like some?
**[13:55] Rio; Internal**
*He looks so happy, like it's for himself.*
**[13:58] Rio; Internal**
*This weirdo really throws me off...*
**[14:01] Rio**
Please come again.
**[14:12] Rio**
Manager, I'm heading out now.
**[14:15] Rio**
Whoa. Seriously?
**[14:16] Rio**
He's just laughing to himself. Gross.
**[14:18] Manager**
Oh! Good work today, Rio.
**[14:20] Manager**
Don't call me gross!
**[14:22] Manager**
I'm reading the survey responses!
**[14:24] Manager**
Here! Take a look!
***SIGN*** Guest Survey
The kitty was super cute.
I wanna shop here again.
**[14:28] Manager**
I wonder if that cat would
work as a part-timer.
**[14:31] Rio**
No idea. Have a good night.
**[14:34] Manager**
You're so cold!
**[14:51] Saku**
Hold on a sec! Why are you staring like that?
**[14:55] Saku**
Is there something there?!
**[14:57] Saku**
Hey, Yukichi.
**[14:58] Saku**
Is it a bug, Yukichi?!
**[15:04] Saku**
What's the huge sigh for?
***SIGN*** He noticed the area he just cleaned
was already dirty with grease...
**[15:16] Saku**
This is Fukuzawa from
the business department.
**[15:18] Saku**
We've gotten approval from the venue.
**[15:21] Saku**
Yes.
**[15:25] Saku**
I will send you all
the details in a single file.
**[15:28] Saku**
Yes.
**[15:29] Saku**
Please confirm the information
once it arrives.
**[15:33] Yuri**
Saku-senpai!
**[15:34] Yuri**
Company D asked to reschedule *now*!
**[15:38] Saku**
Let me see.
**[15:39] Worker 1**
Yes. I understand.
**[15:44] General Manager**
Okay. Perfect.
**[15:46] General Manager**
You're even faster at work than usual today.
**[15:51] Saku**
It's probably because I got
a lot of rest this weekend.
**[15:57] Saku; Internal**
* I feel like I've forgotten*
* something, though...*
**[15:59] General Manager**
Oh, Orizuka-kun.
**[16:02] General Manager**
Welcome back from Kyoto.
**[16:04] Orizuka**
I just returned.
**[16:06] Orizuka**
Excuse me, General Manager.
May I borrow Fukuzawa now?
**[16:12] Orizuka**
Fukuzawa, thank you
for taking care of Company D.
**[16:15] Orizuka**
I have a meeting right after this, so
you and Shibasaki should go ahead and...
**[16:19] Saku**
*What should I do, Yukichi?!*
**[16:20] (Flashback) Saku**
The chief might've visited before!
**[16:26] Saku; Internal**
*I didn't want to remember!*
**[16:37] Saku; Internal**
*A-Awkward!*
**[16:39] Saku; Internal**
*Super awkward!*
**[16:41] Saku; Internal**
* I wish I could just disappear!*
* I want to go home!*
**[16:45] Saku; Internal**
* He's going to think I'm a weirdo*
* and the owner of a dirty apartment!*
**[16:51] Saku; Internal**
* I want to go home and eat*
* Yukichi's gyoza and drink some beer.*
***SIGN*** Escape.
**[16:56] Saku; Internal**
*I'll have ramen as a finisher.*
**[16:58] Orizuka**
About the estimate last week...
**[17:00] Saku**
A large serving of roast pork?!
Sounds good!
**[17:04] Orizuka**
No, I was talking about the estimate
for Company C last week.
**[17:08] Saku**
Huh?
**[17:09] Orizuka**
You managed it right before the deadline,
and it helped tremendously.
**[17:13] Orizuka**
There were no mistakes in the calculations,
and the client was very satisfied.
**[17:17] Orizuka**
We got the contract smoothly because of you.
**[17:20] Orizuka**
When you first joined,
you always kept your eyes down.
**[17:22] Orizuka**
I didn't think you'd be very dependable,
but you're completely different now.
**[17:28] Saku**
Huh?
**[17:29] Saku**
H-Have I really changed that much?
**[17:32] Orizuka**
Yeah. Your complexion is a lot better, too.
**[17:36] Orizuka**
Is it all thanks to that cat?
**[17:39] Saku**
No!
**[17:40] Female Employee**
Huh? What's going on?!
**[17:42] Orizuka**
Wh-What was that for?
**[17:45] Saku**
Ch-Ch-Ch-Chief, you really do know about my cat.
**[17:49] Saku**
When? When did you visit my place?
**[17:52] Orizuka**
You don't remember?
**[17:56] Saku**
No.
**[17:57] Orizuka**
Let me say this first.
I didn't go because I wanted to.
**[18:06] Orizuka**
A little after you started working here,
**[18:09] Orizuka**
I happened to see you completely
drunk at a pub on the way home.
**[18:13] Orizuka**
When I asked you if you
could make it home so drunk...
**[18:16] Orizuka**
You vomited, and I was kicked
out of the pub with you.
**[18:21] Orizuka**
Shall I continue?
**[18:22] Saku**
Chief! Please give me thirty seconds
to breathe and center myself!
**[18:27] Narration**
*He waited thirty seconds.*
**[18:32] Orizuka**
I ended up taking you home...
**[18:35] (Flashback) Orizuka**
Hey, don't fall asleep!
**[18:37] (Flashback) Orizuka**
We're here. Where's your key?
**[18:38] (Flashback) Orizuka**
Is someone home?
**[18:40] (Flashback) Saku**
Yeah!
**[18:41] (Flashback) Orizuka**
Then, I'll ring the doorbell.
**[18:43] (Flashback) Saku**
I have a cute cat!
**[18:45] (Flashback) Orizuka**
A pet?
**[18:48] (Flashback) Orizuka**
Looks like we need the key.
**[18:51] (Flashback) Saku**
Okay!
**[18:54] (Flashback) Saku**
Um? Where's my bag?
**[18:57] (Flashback) Orizuka**
Hey, now...
**[19:10] Orizuka; Internal**
*Did the cat just open the door?*
**[19:13] Orizuka; Internal**
*No way...*
**[19:15] Orizuka; Internal**
* Fukuzawa-san must have*
* forgotten to lock her door.*
**[19:18] (Flashback) Saku**
I'm home, Yukichi!
***SIGN*** Meow
**[19:21] (Flashback) Saku**
Ouch! You hit me!
**[19:25] (Flashback) Saku**
Why'd you do that?
**[19:27] Orizuka; Internal**
*Did the cat just...?!*
**[19:29] Orizuka; Internal**
*I must be pretty drunk myself...*
**[19:32] Orizuka; Internal**
*I should go home and sleep.*
**[19:35] Orizuka**
And that's what happened.
**[19:36] Saku**
I wish you told me about all of this sooner.
**[19:39] Orizuka**
You never asked about it.
**[19:41] Saku**
I don't remember it at all.
**[19:45] Saku**
B-But, according to what you said...
**[19:48] Saku**
Y-You only saw the entryway
before you went home, right?
**[19:52] Saku**
I mean, you didn't see anything inside?
**[20:02] Orizuka**
Don't worry.
**[20:03] Orizuka**
No man would get any ideas about doing
anything to you in a place full of trash.
**[20:08] Saku; Internal**
*He definitely saw!*
**[20:12] Saku**
I know it's late, but please
allow me to make it up to you!
**[20:17] Orizuka**
There's no need.
**[20:18] Orizuka**
I was just a superior taking care of
one of my subordinates. That's all.
**[20:21] Saku**
Please let me do something.
I'll even run errands for you!
**[20:27] Orizuka**
Errands?
**[20:28] Saku**
I don't feel comfortable doing nothing!
**[20:31] Orizuka**
Oh, that's right. This month...
**[20:33] Orizuka**
Then can I ask for a favor?
**[20:36] Saku**
O-Of course! What can I do?
**[20:40] Orizuka**
I want you to go to the aquarium with me
on the last Sunday of the month.
**[20:50] Saku**
Huh?
**[20:53] Saku**
I'm home, Yukichi!
**[20:55] Saku**
Oh, I'm not hungry yet.
**[20:56] Saku**
I'll wash up first.
**[20:58] Saku**
And, I'm going to go out
on the last Sunday of the month.
**[21:02] Saku**
Why are you so surprised
I'd have plans on the weekend?
**[21:05] Saku**
Well, somehow I ended up agreeing
to go to the aquarium with my chief
**[21:12] Saku**
The sea slug idol group UMYU-Sea
is having a live event there.
**[21:19] Saku**
What? You know about them, Yukichi?!
**[21:21] Saku**
Are they famous? You have a favorite?!
**[21:23] Saku**
Which one?
***SIGN*** Searching Youtubo.
**[21:25] Saku**
Th-This is a surprise...
**[21:28] Saku; Internal**
*He asked for Sea Bunny-chan merch.*
**[21:33] Saku**
I lost again!
***SIGN*** Next Episode
**[23:07] Yukichi**
*I am a masterful cat.*
**[23:11] Yukichi**
*A masterful cat knows.*
**[23:14] Yukichi**
* You should boost your immune*
* system to prevent colds.*
**[23:18] Yukichi**
* So adding foods with*
* vitamin C and vitamin A,*
**[23:22] Yukichi**
*like carrots and broccoli, is good for you.*
**[23:25] Yukichi**
* But the most important thing*
* is getting proper sleep.*
**[23:29] Yukichi**
* Next episode: "A Masterful*
* Cat Is Good at Giving Care."*
***SIGN*** Can
***SIGN*** A Masterful Cat Is Good at Giving Care
**[23:33] Yukichi**
*What a troublesome owner.*