E13 - The Masterful Cat Is Depressed Tomorrow As Well

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SIGN    Prince of Tanaka
    Shiny Diamond
[00:07] Wife
    Dai-chan, you're so cute!
[00:09] Wife
    It looks so good on you!
[00:11] Narration
    Dai-chan is the kitten that
    was picked up by Yukichi
[00:14] Narration
    and Chief Orizuka's niece, Yume-chan.
[00:19] (Flashback) Yume
    This kitten!
[00:34] Wife
    I should take a picture!
[00:36] Wife
    You're definitely going to
    gain more followers!
SIGN    Heh
SIGN    Ideal
SIGN    Rip Rip Rip Tear
[00:48] Wife
    Dai-chan?!
[00:49] Wife
    It looked so good on you!
[00:51] Wife
    Do you hate wearing clothes?!
SIGN    Whine
[00:53] Wife
    Goodness, I worked so hard to make this!
SIGN    Stare...
[00:57] Wife
    It's completely torn up! Can I fix this?
SIGN    Stare
SIGN    Ideal
SIGN    Heh
SIGN    Clamp
[01:06] Wife
    What?! What's wrong with you, Dai-chan?
[01:10] Wife
    Oh! You want to play with my apron?
[01:12] Wife
    There!
[01:16] Wife
    He's chasing after it
    more than his toy mouse!
SIGN    Rise
[01:20] Wife
    Dai-chan, are you practicing again?
[01:23] Wife
    Hold on! I need to record it!
[01:26] Wife
    Okay! Dai-chan is practicing today, too.
SIGN    Shake
SIGN    Shake
SIGN    Step
SIGN    Shake
SIGN    Goal
SIGN    Shake
SIGN    Nyop
SIGN    Hmph!!
[01:38] Wife
    D-Dai-chan, did you just take a step?!
[01:41] Wife
    No way! You're a genius!
SIGN    Ring...
[01:42] Wife
    We might even get on TV!
[01:45] Wife
    I'm so glad I recorded it!
[01:47] Wife
    You're amazing, Dai-chan!
[01:53] [SONG] Text
    He walked!?!?
[01:54] Yuri
    Saku-senpai, have you seen this kitty?
[01:58] Saku
    Kitty?
[01:59] Yuri
    He's been trending on Ista!
[02:02] [SONG] Text
    He walked!?!?
[02:02] Yuri
    He's a cat that stands on two legs!
[02:04] Saku
    Huh?!
[02:05] Yuri
    It seems like he's even
    learning how to walk...
[02:11] Saku
    Whoa! You're right! He's trying to walk.
[02:13] Saku
    That's amazing!
[02:15] Yuri
    It's way too cute!
[02:17] Saku; Internal
    Thank goodness. It wasn't Yukichi...
[02:21] Yuri
    I wonder if they'll publish a photo book!
[02:23] Saku; Internal
    Cats that walk on two legs...
[02:25] Saku; Internal
    I guess it's more common than I thought.
[02:27] Saku; Internal
    I didn't know.
SIGN    The Masterful Cat
    Is Depressed Again Today
SIGN    Can
SIGN    The Masterful Cat Is Depressed Tomorrow As Well
SIGN    The Masterful Cat Is Depressed Tomorrow As Well
SIGN    Can
[04:06] Boyfriend
    Lately...
[04:22] Yume
    Here, Yuki-chan!
[04:25] Yume
    It's a present from the UMYU-Sea show!
[04:29] Yume
    Why do you like Sea Bunny-chan
    the best, Yuki-chan?
[04:32] Yume
    Is it 'cause she's in the middle?
[04:39] Sea Bunny
    The stuff I make
[04:41] (Flashback) Sea Bunny
    is something that even
    little kids can make!
[04:43] (Flashback) Sea Bunny
    It's the most powerful food on Earth!
[04:53] Yume
    Oh, yeah!
[04:54] Yume
    Do you wanna see a recording of the show?
[04:56] Yume
    They allowed cameras this time!
[04:59] Sea Bunny
    All good kids have nothing
    to fear now that we're here!
[05:03] Yume
    UMYU-Sea!
[05:05] Sea Bunny
    Help us power up while Ao-chan keeps
    the Gairai Beasts frozen in time!
[05:06] Yume
    Sorry! My voice is really loud!
[05:10] Sea Bunny
    I'm making the world's most
    powerful food today, rice balls!
[05:17] Akane
    You really love rice balls, Sea Bunny.
[05:21] Strawberry
    Is it because you have
    the same color scheme?
[05:23] Sea Bunny
    That's not it!
[05:25] Sea Bunny
    You can put all sorts
    of things into rice balls!
[05:28] Strawberry
    All sorts? You mean, ingredients?
[05:32] Sea Bunny
    No! Feelings! The power to cheer someone on!
SIGN    Yukichi's House
[05:39] Sea Bunny
    "Don't lose! I'm right beside you!"
[05:42] Sea Bunny
    Stuff like that!
[05:44] Sea Bunny
    Kids with small hands can just
    put the rice in a cup and shake!
[05:49] Sea Bunny
    Let's shake it up while
    thinking, "You can do it!"
[06:00] Yume
    Rice balls are so tasty!
[06:02] Yume
    I love bonito flake rice balls!
[06:04] Sea Bunny
    Squeeze! Squeeze! You can do it!
    Squeeze! Squeeze!
[06:08] [SONG] Text
    Went shopping at the supermarket
[06:08] Yume
    See you later!
[06:10] Yume's Mom
    Thank you very much!
[06:14] Train Announcer
    Thank you very much.
[06:20] Saku
    Morning, Yukichi.
[06:24] Saku
    Where's the thing?
[06:27] Saku
    Oh, that's it! Thanks!
[06:30] Saku
    Yukichi, put that on!
    The thing we watched yesterday...
[06:33] Saku
    What was it again?
[06:36] Saku
    Thanks! That's it!
[06:39] Saku
    Yukichi, that thing...
[06:41] Saku
    The thing over there...
[06:42] Saku
    This's it!
[06:43] Saku
    Yukichi!
[07:05] Saku
    Do you forget how to speak
    Japanese over the weekend?
[07:09] Oshiro
    Just how little are you speaking?
[07:12] Saku
    I can't come up with any
    nouns for some reason.
[07:15] Oshiro
    Want to go to a singles meetup?
[07:17] Oshiro
    That's dangerous.
[07:18] Oshiro
    You're going to start
    forgetting important things
[07:21] Oshiro
    and eventually forget how
    to use your vocal cords.
[07:23] Saku
    What?! It's not that bad!
[07:26] Saku
    It's not like I'm not talking
    at all. My vocal cords still work!
[07:29] Oshiro
    Who do you talk to when you're living alone?
[07:31] Oshiro
    Oh!
[07:33] Saku
    Huh?
[07:33] Oshiro
    Your cat. You must be talking to your cat!
[07:36] Saku
    I-Isn't that normal?!
[07:38] Oshiro
    You're in trouble!
[07:40] Oshiro
    At this rate, you'll start
    talking to the TV, too!
[07:43] Saku
    How rude!
[07:44] Saku
    I don't talk to myself...
[07:46] Saku
    And then! And then!
[07:47] Narration
    One-way conversation.
[07:49] Saku
    Actually, maybe I do talk to myself...
[07:51] Oshiro
    What do you mean maybe?!
[07:53] Oshiro
    If you aren't careful,
    you're going to go senile!
[07:56] Train Announcer
    The rapid-service train will soon arrive.
[08:04] Oshiro
    Come to think of it,
[08:05] (Flashback) Oshiro
    I've heard of people using their
    smartphone's AI to practice talking!
[08:11] (Flashback) Oshiro
    Give it a try!
[08:13] Saku
    Okay! H-Hey, Siro!
[08:16] Siro
    Hello.
[08:17] Saku
    Uh...
[08:18] Siro
    I'm sorry. I didn't quite hear you.
[08:21] Saku; Internal
    I can't think of a question to ask!
[08:24] Saku
    Hey, Yukichi! What should I ask Siro?
[08:24] Siro
    I'm sorry. I don't understand.
[08:30] Saku
    That's right! The goal is to
    prevent my mind from slowing down!
SIGN    Ta-dah
[08:34] Saku
    I should just play a game that uses my brain!
[08:38] Saku
    Let's fight fair and square, Yukichi!
[08:40] Narration
    Concentration.
[08:42] Saku
    Rock, paper, and scissors!
[08:45] Saku
    I won!
[08:48] Saku
    You can keep the cards
    if the numbers match.
[08:52] Saku
    Well, then!
[08:54] Saku
    Here and here!
[08:57] Saku
    Oh, I failed.
[09:01] Saku
    Your turn, Yukichi!
[09:08] Saku
    Oh, that's right!
[09:09] Saku
    Just like that!
[09:10] Saku
    Oh, you're good!
[09:11] Saku
    Right! Right!
[09:16] Narration
    Complete victory.
SIGN    Ugh...
[09:17] Saku
    O-One more time...
[09:27] Narration
    Complete victory two.
[09:29] Saku
    Let's try a different game...
[09:33] Saku
    I'm going to go buy some!
[09:35] Narration
    Six hours later.
[09:37] Saku
    Okay, I should just give up.
[09:42] Saku
    Whether you win or lose, they say
     it still trains your brain...
[09:49] Saku
    But it's no fun if
    I have no chance at winning!
[09:52] Saku
    I lost every game!
SIGN    Weep
[09:53] Saku
    Please take care of me if
    I go senile at my age, Yukichi!
[09:59] Saku
    I mean, you know exactly what I mean
    when I say "this" or "that" all the time...
[10:04] Saku
    I don't properly talk at all
    during the weekend, right?
[10:09] Saku
    I'm forgetting how to speak
    Japanese over the weekend.
SIGN    Chill
[10:16] Saku
    We're still going to play?!
[10:19] Narration
    Yukichi's spartan brain training
    lasted until late into the night.
[10:24] Narration
    Afterwards...
[10:28] Narration
    Saury rice.
[10:29] Narration
    ...there was a sharp increase...
[10:33] Narration
    Sardine ball soup.
[10:35] Narration
    ...in fatty fish dishes.
[10:38] Narration
    Yellowtail and daikon.
SIGN    Sip...
[10:41] Saku
    So good!
[10:43] Saku
    You're really into cooking fish lately!
SIGN    Gloom
[10:53] Yuri
    I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
[10:57] Saku
    It's okay, Yuri-chan.
[10:59] Saku
    Everyone'll forget a little
    mistake like that right away...
[11:02] Saku
    It was a little scary, but we
    managed to fix it before shipment.
[11:07] Saku
    Safe! Safe!
[11:08] Oshiro
    Yeah.
[11:09] Oshiro
    And I got the rare chance to see our cool 
    and competent newbie on the verge of tears!
[11:13] Saku
    Oshiro-san!
[11:15] Saku
    C-Come on! How about a bite
    of something from my lunch box?
[11:20] Oshiro
    What do you have?
[11:22] Saku
    Today I have fried ham cutlets,
    carrots and burdock root,
[11:26] Saku
    and egg omelet!
[11:29] Yuri
    Egg omelet?
[11:32] Oshiro
    She responded! The egg omelet!
[11:34] Oshiro
    Stuff it in her mouth!
[11:35] Saku
    Yes, sir!
SIGN    Munch
[11:40] Yuri
    It's delicious.
[11:42] Saku
    Good for you! Cheer up!
[11:46] Oshiro
    Give me a bite, too!
[11:48] Saku
    You too, Oshiro-san?!
[11:50] Oshiro
    Well, the way you eat your food
    makes it seem so delicious!
[11:55] Oshiro
    I've always wanted to taste your food.
[11:59] Saku
    Here you go.
[12:00] Oshiro
    Thanks for the bite!
[12:07] Oshiro
    It's really good!
[12:09] Oshiro
    This is amazing, Fukuzawa!
[12:13] Saku
    Right?
[12:14] Oshiro
    Teach me how to make it.
SIGN    Spurt
[12:18] Yuri
    Please teach me, too!
[12:20] Saku
    Huh?
SIGN    Flinch
[12:21] Oshiro
    Who taught you how to cook?
[12:22] Saku
    Well...
[12:23] Saku; Internal
    It's over. I need to come clean!
[12:26] Yuri
    Saku-senpai?
SIGN    Shake
[12:27] Saku; Internal
    My cat is the one who makes
    these meals! I can't cook at all!
[12:34] Saku
    I-I don't really know how to make it...
[12:39] Oshiro/Yuri
    Huh?
[12:40] Oshiro
    So you just eyeball
    the amount of ingredients?!
[12:43] Yuri
    You're like a highly-skilled chef!
[12:45] Oshiro/Yuri
    That's amazing!
[12:46] Saku; Internal
    What?!
[12:48] Train Announcer
    This train will stop at each
    stop until its destination.
[12:56] Saku
    So...
[12:59] Saku
    In order to turn a lie into truth,
[13:02] Saku
    will you teach my lowly self
    how to make egg omelets?
SIGN    Sugar
SIGN    Soy Sauce
SIGN    Salt
SIGN    Egg
[13:09] Saku
    So these must be the ingredients!
[13:12] Saku
    Mayo?!
[13:13] Saku
    Okay, what are the steps?
SIGN    Zhup
[13:16] Saku
    Huh?!
[13:17] Saku
    Wait! How much of each?!
SIGN    Splurt
[13:20] Saku
    Whoa! What?!
[13:22] Saku
    How much was that?!
[13:24] Saku
    You've been eyeballing everything, Yukichi?!
SIGN    11:02 PM
[13:29] Saku
    How to make egg omelets.
[13:31] Saku
    First, the ingredients.
[13:32] Saku
    Two eggs, a zhup of sugar, a sa-sup of salt,
[13:35] Saku
    a squeeze of mayo,
    and a tap tap of soy sauce.
[13:37] Oshiro
    No one can understand that!
SIGN    11:12 PM
[13:39] Oshiro
    Do it again!
[13:49] Yukichi; Internal
    A great many of the creatures known
    as cats live below this vast sky.
[13:55] Yukichi; Internal
    But how many cats take out the trash
    in their owner's stead?
[14:03] Yukichi; Internal
    She didn't ask me to do it.
[14:06] Yukichi; Internal
    And I'm not saying she needs to thank me...
[14:12] Saku
    I'll fix it by morning...
SIGN    Dum...
[14:14] Yukichi; Internal
    At least notice the change!
SIGN    ° She kept pillows and a blanket at the entrance just
     in case she fell asleep there and it became a habit.
[14:16] Yukichi; Internal
    Why is she still sleeping at the front
    entrance when there's so much more space?!
[14:20] Yukichi; Internal
    No! No!
[14:21] Yukichi; Internal
    I have to take out the trash
    as quickly as possible!
[14:25] Yukichi; Internal
    Otherwise, he'll appear after dawn breaks.
[14:28] Yukichi; Internal
    That noisy old man...
[14:34] (Flashback) Landlord
    You're here again! You stupid cat!
[14:37] Yukichi; Internal
    This human named Landlord has claimed
    this trash area as his territory!
[14:44] Yukichi; Internal
    It may be because he dislikes cats,
[14:44] Landlord
    Goodness, you keep coming back
    no matter how many times I shoo you off!
[14:46] Yukichi; Internal
    but this old man always causes trouble
    for me as soon as he sees me!
[14:48] Landlord
    I was keeping my eye out for you
    and sure enough, you showed up!
[14:55] (Flashback) Landlord
    Did you just sigh like
    you're some kinda big shot?!
[14:58] (Flashback) Landlord
    You impertinent cat!
[15:00] Yukichi; Internal
    Of course I'd sigh.
[15:02] (Flashback) Landlord
    Shoo! Shoo!
[15:05] (Flashback) Landlord
    Shoo! Shoo!
[15:09] (Flashback) Landlord
    This cat!
[15:10] (Flashback) Landlord
    You really dragged another
    trash bag over here!
[15:13] (Flashback) Landlord
    You're just a cat who can't
    even separate the trash!
[15:29] (Flashback) Landlord
    You got it right today.
[15:34] Yukichi; Internal
    I learned something after dealing with that
    worthless human of mine and this old man.
[15:39] Yukichi; Internal
    I learned that I am not a stupid cat.
    I am not even a normal cat.
SIGN    Sparkle
[15:44] Yukichi; Internal
    I am the most masterful of all cats!
[15:49] (Flashback) Landlord
    What a creepy cat.
[15:52] Yukichi; Internal
    I'm a masterful cat!
[15:54] (Flashback) Landlord
    And you're dirty, too! C'mere!
[15:57] (Flashback) Landlord
    I'll give you a bath!
[16:00] (Flashback) Landlord
    Don't move now.
[16:08] (Flashback) Landlord
    There you go!
[16:10] [SONG] Text
    Dazed...
[16:11] Yukichi; Internal
    I will never forget this!
    I will never forget this!
[16:15] Landlord
    Stay clean now!
[16:16] Yukichi; Internal
    I will never!
[16:18] (Flashback) Landlord
    Hey! Don't make a fuss!
[16:20] (Flashback) Landlord
    You'll catch a cold if I don't dry your fur!
[16:24] Yukichi; Internal
    Today was another terrible encounter.
[16:27] Yukichi; Internal
    All of this is that worthless human's fault!
SIGN    Energy Jelly
[16:37] Yukichi; Internal
    That worthless human drinks this a lot.
[16:41] Yukichi; Internal
    Is this Churu for humans?
[16:45] Yukichi; Internal
    But it seems like she's
    getting weaker by the day.
[16:54] Yukichi; Internal
    I have already thrown away all the trash.
[16:57] Yukichi; Internal
    I've eliminated all the bugs.
[16:58] Yukichi; Internal
    Every day, I open the window
    and let fresh air in.
[17:03] Yukichi; Internal
    And yet, this human...
[17:12] Yukichi; Internal
    Why doesn't she get any better?
[17:18] Yukichi; Internal
    Is she cold?!
[17:38] (Flashback) Saku
    Yukichi...
[17:42] (Flashback) Saku
    You're so warm. So fluffy...
SIGN    Yukichi's House
[17:50] Yukichi; Internal
    Why is my body so small?
[17:59] (Flashback) Saku
    I overslept!
[18:05] Yukichi; Internal
    This again...
SIGN    Plastic
[18:08] Yukichi; Internal
    This has the plastic symbol on it,
    so it goes into this bag.
[18:13] Yukichi; Internal
    The weather is nice.
    I should open the window today.
[18:20] Akane
    Ouch!
[18:21] Akane
    I'm out of energy! Why?!
[18:24] Sea Bunny
    That's because you always only eat sweets!
[18:26] Ao
    Yeah. Yeah.
[18:28] Sea Bunny
    Delicious meals give you power!
[18:31] Sea Bunny
    But not all foods are the same!
[18:35] Sea Bunny
    Okay! Everyone watching
    should help us power up, too!
[18:40] Sea Bunny
    Let's get cooking!
[18:42] Sea Bunny
    Let's make the world's most powerful food!
[18:45] Sea Bunny
    Rice balls!
[18:48] Yukichi; Internal
    What?
[18:50] Yukichi; Internal
    What's that?!
[18:50] Sea Bunny
    Let's make miso soup with root
    vegetables while we're at it!
[18:54] Akane
    Good idea!
[18:55] Sea Bunny
    All right! Are you all ready?
[18:56] Yukichi; Internal
    This...
[18:58] Yukichi; Internal
    If I give her this thing called rice balls...
[19:02] Yukichi; Internal
    Will my human make a face like that?!
[19:12] Yukichi; Internal
    Will she get better?
[19:20] Yukichi; Internal
    Just you wait.
[19:22] Yukichi; Internal
    Soon, I will be able to make this for you.
[19:25] Yukichi; Internal
    I am no normal cat.
[19:31] Yukichi; Internal
    After all,
SIGN    ...masterful cat.
[19:35] Yukichi; Internal
    I am the most masterful of cats.
SIGN    I am a...
[20:29] UMYU-Sea
    Thank you!
[20:34] UMYU-Sea
    See you again soon!
[21:23] Saku
    I'm home, Yukichi!
[21:25] Saku
    What's for dinner tonight?
SIGN    The Masterful Cat
    Is Depressed Again Today