# E13 - The Masterful Cat Is Depressed Tomorrow As Well
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUXQ9EN/the-masterful-cat-is-depressed-tomorrow-as-well)
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***SIGN*** Prince of Tanaka
Shiny Diamond
**[00:07] Wife**
Dai-chan, you're so cute!
**[00:09] Wife**
It looks so good on you!
**[00:11] Narration**
* Dai-chan is the kitten that*
* was picked up by Yukichi*
**[00:14] Narration**
*and Chief Orizuka's niece, Yume-chan.*
**[00:19] (Flashback) Yume**
This kitten!
**[00:34] Wife**
I should take a picture!
**[00:36] Wife**
You're definitely going to
gain more followers!
***SIGN*** Heh
***SIGN*** Ideal
***SIGN*** Rip Rip Rip Tear
**[00:48] Wife**
Dai-chan?!
**[00:49] Wife**
It looked so good on you!
**[00:51] Wife**
Do you hate wearing clothes?!
***SIGN*** Whine
**[00:53] Wife**
Goodness, I worked so hard to make this!
***SIGN*** Stare...
**[00:57] Wife**
It's completely torn up! Can I fix this?
***SIGN*** Stare
***SIGN*** Ideal
***SIGN*** Heh
***SIGN*** Clamp
**[01:06] Wife**
What?! What's wrong with you, Dai-chan?
**[01:10] Wife**
Oh! You want to play with my apron?
**[01:12] Wife**
There!
**[01:16] Wife**
He's chasing after it
more than his toy mouse!
***SIGN*** Rise
**[01:20] Wife**
Dai-chan, are you practicing again?
**[01:23] Wife**
Hold on! I need to record it!
**[01:26] Wife**
Okay! Dai-chan is practicing today, too.
***SIGN*** Shake
***SIGN*** Shake
***SIGN*** Step
***SIGN*** Shake
***SIGN*** Goal
***SIGN*** Shake
***SIGN*** Nyop
***SIGN*** Hmph!!
**[01:38] Wife**
D-Dai-chan, did you just take a step?!
**[01:41] Wife**
No way! You're a genius!
***SIGN*** Ring...
**[01:42] Wife**
We might even get on TV!
**[01:45] Wife**
I'm so glad I recorded it!
**[01:47] Wife**
You're amazing, Dai-chan!
**[01:53] [SONG] Text**
He walked!?!?
**[01:54] Yuri**
Saku-senpai, have you seen this kitty?
**[01:58] Saku**
Kitty?
**[01:59] Yuri**
He's been trending on Ista!
**[02:02] [SONG] Text**
He walked!?!?
**[02:02] Yuri**
He's a cat that stands on two legs!
**[02:04] Saku**
Huh?!
**[02:05] Yuri**
It seems like he's even
learning how to walk...
**[02:11] Saku**
Whoa! You're right! He's trying to walk.
**[02:13] Saku**
That's amazing!
**[02:15] Yuri**
It's way too cute!
**[02:17] Saku; Internal**
*Thank goodness. It wasn't Yukichi...*
**[02:21] Yuri**
I wonder if they'll publish a photo book!
**[02:23] Saku; Internal**
*Cats that walk on two legs...*
**[02:25] Saku; Internal**
*I guess it's more common than I thought.*
**[02:27] Saku; Internal**
*I didn't know.*
***SIGN*** The Masterful Cat
Is Depressed Again Today
***SIGN*** Can
***SIGN*** The Masterful Cat Is Depressed Tomorrow As Well
***SIGN*** The Masterful Cat Is Depressed Tomorrow As Well
***SIGN*** Can
**[04:06] Boyfriend**
Lately...
**[04:22] Yume**
Here, Yuki-chan!
**[04:25] Yume**
It's a present from the UMYU-Sea show!
**[04:29] Yume**
Why do you like Sea Bunny-chan
the best, Yuki-chan?
**[04:32] Yume**
Is it 'cause she's in the middle?
**[04:39] Sea Bunny**
*The stuff I make*
**[04:41] (Flashback) Sea Bunny**
is something that even
little kids can make!
**[04:43] (Flashback) Sea Bunny**
It's the most powerful food on Earth!
**[04:53] Yume**
Oh, yeah!
**[04:54] Yume**
Do you wanna see a recording of the show?
**[04:56] Yume**
They allowed cameras this time!
**[04:59] Sea Bunny**
* All good kids have nothing*
* to fear now that we're here!*
**[05:03] Yume**
*UMYU-Sea!*
**[05:05] Sea Bunny**
* Help us power up while Ao-chan keeps*
* the Gairai Beasts frozen in time!*
**[05:06] Yume**
Sorry! My voice is really loud!
**[05:10] Sea Bunny**
I'm making the world's most
powerful food today, rice balls!
**[05:17] Akane**
You really love rice balls, Sea Bunny.
**[05:21] Strawberry**
Is it because you have
the same color scheme?
**[05:23] Sea Bunny**
*That's not it!*
**[05:25] Sea Bunny**
* You can put all sorts*
* of things into rice balls!*
**[05:28] Strawberry**
*All sorts? You mean, ingredients?*
**[05:32] Sea Bunny**
No! Feelings! The power to cheer someone on!
***SIGN*** Yukichi's House
**[05:39] Sea Bunny**
*"Don't lose! I'm right beside you!"*
**[05:42] Sea Bunny**
*Stuff like that!*
**[05:44] Sea Bunny**
* Kids with small hands can just*
* put the rice in a cup and shake!*
**[05:49] Sea Bunny**
Let's shake it up while
thinking, "You can do it!"
**[06:00] Yume**
Rice balls are so tasty!
**[06:02] Yume**
I love bonito flake rice balls!
**[06:04] Sea Bunny**
Squeeze! Squeeze! You can do it!
Squeeze! Squeeze!
**[06:08] [SONG] Text**
Went shopping at the supermarket
**[06:08] Yume**
See you later!
**[06:10] Yume's Mom**
Thank you very much!
**[06:14] Train Announcer**
*Thank you very much.*
**[06:20] Saku**
Morning, Yukichi.
**[06:24] Saku**
Where's the thing?
**[06:27] Saku**
Oh, that's it! Thanks!
**[06:30] Saku**
Yukichi, put that on!
The thing we watched yesterday...
**[06:33] Saku**
What was it again?
**[06:36] Saku**
Thanks! That's it!
**[06:39] Saku**
Yukichi, that thing...
**[06:41] Saku**
The thing over there...
**[06:42] Saku**
This's it!
**[06:43] Saku**
Yukichi!
**[07:05] Saku**
Do you forget how to speak
Japanese over the weekend?
**[07:09] Oshiro**
Just how little are you speaking?
**[07:12] Saku**
I can't come up with any
nouns for some reason.
**[07:15] Oshiro**
Want to go to a singles meetup?
**[07:17] Oshiro**
That's dangerous.
**[07:18] Oshiro**
You're going to start
forgetting important things
**[07:21] Oshiro**
and eventually forget how
to use your vocal cords.
**[07:23] Saku**
What?! It's not that bad!
**[07:26] Saku**
It's not like I'm not talking
at all. My vocal cords still work!
**[07:29] Oshiro**
Who do you talk to when you're living alone?
**[07:31] Oshiro**
Oh!
**[07:33] Saku**
Huh?
**[07:33] Oshiro**
Your cat. You must be talking to your cat!
**[07:36] Saku**
I-Isn't that normal?!
**[07:38] Oshiro**
You're in trouble!
**[07:40] Oshiro**
At this rate, you'll start
talking to the TV, too!
**[07:43] Saku**
How rude!
**[07:44] Saku**
I don't talk to myself...
**[07:46] Saku**
And then! And then!
**[07:47] Narration**
*One-way conversation.*
**[07:49] Saku**
Actually, maybe I do talk to myself...
**[07:51] Oshiro**
What do you mean maybe?!
**[07:53] Oshiro**
If you aren't careful,
you're going to go senile!
**[07:56] Train Announcer**
*The rapid-service train will soon arrive.*
**[08:04] Oshiro**
*Come to think of it,*
**[08:05] (Flashback) Oshiro**
I've heard of people using their
smartphone's AI to practice talking!
**[08:11] (Flashback) Oshiro**
Give it a try!
**[08:13] Saku**
Okay! H-Hey, Siro!
**[08:16] Siro**
*Hello.*
**[08:17] Saku**
Uh...
**[08:18] Siro**
*I'm sorry. I didn't quite hear you.*
**[08:21] Saku; Internal**
*I can't think of a question to ask!*
**[08:24] Saku**
Hey, Yukichi! What should I ask Siro?
**[08:24] Siro**
*I'm sorry. I don't understand.*
**[08:30] Saku**
That's right! The goal is to
prevent my mind from slowing down!
***SIGN*** Ta-dah
**[08:34] Saku**
I should just play a game that uses my brain!
**[08:38] Saku**
Let's fight fair and square, Yukichi!
**[08:40] Narration**
*Concentration.*
**[08:42] Saku**
Rock, paper, and scissors!
**[08:45] Saku**
I won!
**[08:48] Saku**
You can keep the cards
if the numbers match.
**[08:52] Saku**
Well, then!
**[08:54] Saku**
Here and here!
**[08:57] Saku**
Oh, I failed.
**[09:01] Saku**
Your turn, Yukichi!
**[09:08] Saku**
Oh, that's right!
**[09:09] Saku**
Just like that!
**[09:10] Saku**
Oh, you're good!
**[09:11] Saku**
Right! Right!
**[09:16] Narration**
*Complete victory.*
***SIGN*** Ugh...
**[09:17] Saku**
O-One more time...
**[09:27] Narration**
*Complete victory two.*
**[09:29] Saku**
Let's try a different game...
**[09:33] Saku**
I'm going to go buy some!
**[09:35] Narration**
*Six hours later.*
**[09:37] Saku**
Okay, I should just give up.
**[09:42] Saku**
Whether you win or lose, they say
it still trains your brain...
**[09:49] Saku**
But it's no fun if
I have no chance at winning!
**[09:52] Saku**
I lost every game!
***SIGN*** Weep
**[09:53] Saku**
Please take care of me if
I go senile at my age, Yukichi!
**[09:59] Saku**
I mean, you know exactly what I mean
when I say "this" or "that" all the time...
**[10:04] Saku**
I don't properly talk at all
during the weekend, right?
**[10:09] Saku**
I'm forgetting how to speak
Japanese over the weekend.
***SIGN*** Chill
**[10:16] Saku**
We're still going to play?!
**[10:19] Narration**
* Yukichi's spartan brain training*
* lasted until late into the night.*
**[10:24] Narration**
*Afterwards...*
**[10:28] Narration**
*Saury rice.*
**[10:29] Narration**
*...there was a sharp increase...*
**[10:33] Narration**
*Sardine ball soup.*
**[10:35] Narration**
*...in fatty fish dishes.*
**[10:38] Narration**
*Yellowtail and daikon.*
***SIGN*** Sip...
**[10:41] Saku**
So good!
**[10:43] Saku**
You're really into cooking fish lately!
***SIGN*** Gloom
**[10:53] Yuri**
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
**[10:57] Saku**
It's okay, Yuri-chan.
**[10:59] Saku**
Everyone'll forget a little
mistake like that right away...
**[11:02] Saku**
It was a little scary, but we
managed to fix it before shipment.
**[11:07] Saku**
Safe! Safe!
**[11:08] Oshiro**
Yeah.
**[11:09] Oshiro**
And I got the rare chance to see our cool
and competent newbie on the verge of tears!
**[11:13] Saku**
Oshiro-san!
**[11:15] Saku**
C-Come on! How about a bite
of something from my lunch box?
**[11:20] Oshiro**
What do you have?
**[11:22] Saku**
Today I have fried ham cutlets,
carrots and burdock root,
**[11:26] Saku**
and egg omelet!
**[11:29] Yuri**
Egg omelet?
**[11:32] Oshiro**
She responded! The egg omelet!
**[11:34] Oshiro**
Stuff it in her mouth!
**[11:35] Saku**
Yes, sir!
***SIGN*** Munch
**[11:40] Yuri**
It's delicious.
**[11:42] Saku**
Good for you! Cheer up!
**[11:46] Oshiro**
Give me a bite, too!
**[11:48] Saku**
You too, Oshiro-san?!
**[11:50] Oshiro**
Well, the way you eat your food
makes it seem so delicious!
**[11:55] Oshiro**
I've always wanted to taste your food.
**[11:59] Saku**
Here you go.
**[12:00] Oshiro**
Thanks for the bite!
**[12:07] Oshiro**
It's really good!
**[12:09] Oshiro**
This is amazing, Fukuzawa!
**[12:13] Saku**
Right?
**[12:14] Oshiro**
Teach me how to make it.
***SIGN*** Spurt
**[12:18] Yuri**
Please teach me, too!
**[12:20] Saku**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Flinch
**[12:21] Oshiro**
Who taught you how to cook?
**[12:22] Saku**
Well...
**[12:23] Saku; Internal**
*It's over. I need to come clean!*
**[12:26] Yuri**
Saku-senpai?
***SIGN*** Shake
**[12:27] Saku; Internal**
* My cat is the one who makes*
* these meals! I can't cook at all!*
**[12:34] Saku**
I-I don't really know how to make it...
**[12:39] Oshiro/Yuri**
Huh?
**[12:40] Oshiro**
So you just eyeball
the amount of ingredients?!
**[12:43] Yuri**
You're like a highly-skilled chef!
**[12:45] Oshiro/Yuri**
That's amazing!
**[12:46] Saku; Internal**
*What?!*
**[12:48] Train Announcer**
* This train will stop at each*
* stop until its destination.*
**[12:56] Saku**
So...
**[12:59] Saku**
In order to turn a lie into truth,
**[13:02] Saku**
will you teach my lowly self
how to make egg omelets?
***SIGN*** Sugar
***SIGN*** Soy Sauce
***SIGN*** Salt
***SIGN*** Egg
**[13:09] Saku**
So these must be the ingredients!
**[13:12] Saku**
Mayo?!
**[13:13] Saku**
Okay, what are the steps?
***SIGN*** Zhup
**[13:16] Saku**
Huh?!
**[13:17] Saku**
Wait! How much of each?!
***SIGN*** Splurt
**[13:20] Saku**
Whoa! What?!
**[13:22] Saku**
How much was that?!
**[13:24] Saku**
You've been eyeballing everything, Yukichi?!
***SIGN*** 11:02 PM
**[13:29] Saku**
*How to make egg omelets.*
**[13:31] Saku**
*First, the ingredients.*
**[13:32] Saku**
*Two eggs, a zhup of sugar, a sa-sup of salt,*
**[13:35] Saku**
* a squeeze of mayo,*
* and a tap tap of soy sauce.*
**[13:37] Oshiro**
*No one can understand that!*
***SIGN*** 11:12 PM
**[13:39] Oshiro**
*Do it again!*
**[13:49] Yukichi; Internal**
* A great many of the creatures known*
* as cats live below this vast sky.*
**[13:55] Yukichi; Internal**
* But how many cats take out the trash*
* in their owner's stead?*
**[14:03] Yukichi; Internal**
*She didn't ask me to do it.*
**[14:06] Yukichi; Internal**
*And I'm not saying she needs to thank me...*
**[14:12] Saku**
I'll fix it by morning...
***SIGN*** Dum...
**[14:14] Yukichi; Internal**
*At least notice the change!*
***SIGN*** ° She kept pillows and a blanket at the entrance just
in case she fell asleep there and it became a habit.
**[14:16] Yukichi; Internal**
* Why is she still sleeping at the front*
* entrance when there's so much more space?!*
**[14:20] Yukichi; Internal**
*No! No!*
**[14:21] Yukichi; Internal**
* I have to take out the trash*
* as quickly as possible!*
**[14:25] Yukichi; Internal**
*Otherwise,* he'll *appear after dawn breaks.*
**[14:28] Yukichi; Internal**
*That noisy old man...*
**[14:34] (Flashback) Landlord**
You're here again! You stupid cat!
**[14:37] Yukichi; Internal**
* This human named Landlord has claimed*
* this trash area as his territory!*
**[14:44] Yukichi; Internal**
*It may be because he dislikes cats,*
**[14:44] Landlord**
Goodness, you keep coming back
no matter how many times I shoo you off!
**[14:46] Yukichi; Internal**
* but this old man always causes trouble*
* for me as soon as he sees me!*
**[14:48] Landlord**
I was keeping my eye out for you
and sure enough, you showed up!
**[14:55] (Flashback) Landlord**
Did you just sigh like
you're some kinda big shot?!
**[14:58] (Flashback) Landlord**
You impertinent cat!
**[15:00] Yukichi; Internal**
*Of course I'd sigh.*
**[15:02] (Flashback) Landlord**
Shoo! Shoo!
**[15:05] (Flashback) Landlord**
Shoo! Shoo!
**[15:09] (Flashback) Landlord**
This cat!
**[15:10] (Flashback) Landlord**
You really dragged another
trash bag over here!
**[15:13] (Flashback) Landlord**
You're just a cat who can't
even separate the trash!
**[15:29] (Flashback) Landlord**
You got it right today.
**[15:34] Yukichi; Internal**
* I learned something after dealing with that*
* worthless human of mine and this old man.*
**[15:39] Yukichi; Internal**
* I learned that I am not a stupid cat.*
* I am not even a normal cat.*
***SIGN*** Sparkle
**[15:44] Yukichi; Internal**
*I am the most masterful of all cats!*
**[15:49] (Flashback) Landlord**
What a creepy cat.
**[15:52] Yukichi; Internal**
*I'm a masterful cat!*
**[15:54] (Flashback) Landlord**
And you're dirty, too! C'mere!
**[15:57] (Flashback) Landlord**
I'll give you a bath!
**[16:00] (Flashback) Landlord**
Don't move now.
**[16:08] (Flashback) Landlord**
There you go!
**[16:10] [SONG] Text**
Dazed...
**[16:11] Yukichi; Internal**
* I will never forget this!*
* I will never forget this!*
**[16:15] Landlord**
Stay clean now!
**[16:16] Yukichi; Internal**
*I will never!*
**[16:18] (Flashback) Landlord**
Hey! Don't make a fuss!
**[16:20] (Flashback) Landlord**
You'll catch a cold if I don't dry your fur!
**[16:24] Yukichi; Internal**
*Today was another terrible encounter.*
**[16:27] Yukichi; Internal**
*All of this is that worthless human's fault!*
***SIGN*** Energy Jelly
**[16:37] Yukichi; Internal**
*That worthless human drinks this a lot.*
**[16:41] Yukichi; Internal**
*Is this Churu for humans?*
**[16:45] Yukichi; Internal**
* But it seems like she's*
* getting weaker by the day.*
**[16:54] Yukichi; Internal**
*I have already thrown away all the trash.*
**[16:57] Yukichi; Internal**
*I've eliminated all the bugs.*
**[16:58] Yukichi; Internal**
* Every day, I open the window*
* and let fresh air in.*
**[17:03] Yukichi; Internal**
*And yet, this human...*
**[17:12] Yukichi; Internal**
*Why doesn't she get any better?*
**[17:18] Yukichi; Internal**
*Is she cold?!*
**[17:38] (Flashback) Saku**
Yukichi...
**[17:42] (Flashback) Saku**
You're so warm. So fluffy...
***SIGN*** Yukichi's House
**[17:50] Yukichi; Internal**
*Why is my body so small?*
**[17:59] (Flashback) Saku**
I overslept!
**[18:05] Yukichi; Internal**
*This again...*
***SIGN*** Plastic
**[18:08] Yukichi; Internal**
* This has the plastic symbol on it,*
* so it goes into this bag.*
**[18:13] Yukichi; Internal**
* The weather is nice.*
* I should open the window today.*
**[18:20] Akane**
*Ouch!*
**[18:21] Akane**
*I'm out of energy! Why?!*
**[18:24] Sea Bunny**
*That's because you always only eat sweets!*
**[18:26] Ao**
*Yeah. Yeah.*
**[18:28] Sea Bunny**
*Delicious meals give you power!*
**[18:31] Sea Bunny**
*But not all foods are the same!*
**[18:35] Sea Bunny**
* Okay! Everyone watching*
* should help us power up, too!*
**[18:40] Sea Bunny**
*Let's get cooking!*
**[18:42] Sea Bunny**
*Let's make the world's most powerful food!*
**[18:45] Sea Bunny**
*Rice balls!*
**[18:48] Yukichi; Internal**
*What?*
**[18:50] Yukichi; Internal**
*What's that?!*
**[18:50] Sea Bunny**
* Let's make miso soup with root*
* vegetables while we're at it!*
**[18:54] Akane**
*Good idea!*
**[18:55] Sea Bunny**
*All right! Are you all ready?*
**[18:56] Yukichi; Internal**
*This...*
**[18:58] Yukichi; Internal**
*If I give her this thing called rice balls...*
**[19:02] Yukichi; Internal**
*Will my human make a face like that?!*
**[19:12] Yukichi; Internal**
*Will she get better?*
**[19:20] Yukichi; Internal**
*Just you wait.*
**[19:22] Yukichi; Internal**
*Soon, I will be able to make this for you.*
**[19:25] Yukichi; Internal**
*I am no normal cat.*
**[19:31] Yukichi; Internal**
*After all,*
***SIGN*** ...masterful cat.
**[19:35] Yukichi; Internal**
*I am the most masterful of cats.*
***SIGN*** I am a...
**[20:29] UMYU-Sea**
*Thank you!*
**[20:34] UMYU-Sea**
*See you again soon!*
**[21:23] Saku**
I'm home, Yukichi!
**[21:25] Saku**
What's for dinner tonight?
***SIGN*** The Masterful Cat
Is Depressed Again Today