E11 - A Masterful Cat Also Cares about Health

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[00:06] Female
    Good morning!
[00:06] Male
    Oh, morning.
[00:13] Yukichi; Internal
    A masterful cat starts his mornings early.
[00:25] Yukichi; Internal
    The reason...
[00:46] Narration
    My owner's daily lunch box,
    the masterful cat special.
[00:47] [SONG] Text
    ° Grilled Salmon
     ° Egg Omelet
     ° Burdock Root and Carrots
     ° Hearty Pork Soup
[00:54] Yukichi; Internal
    My worthless human owner's
    lunch must be made.
[00:59] Yukichi; Internal
    Once again, from the moment I open
    my eyes, I am a masterful cat.
[01:06] Yukichi; Internal
    Compared to me, this...
[01:12] Saku
    I can't go to work today.
SIGN    Gloom
SIGN    Gloom
[01:15] Saku
    My covers won't let me go.
[01:19] Yukichi; Internal
    ...human of mine is worthless!
[01:24] Saku
    Hot!
[01:25] Saku
    Hot! Hot! Hot!
[01:28] Saku
    How can you be so inhuman!
[01:31] Yukichi; Internal
    I am a cat.
[01:34] Yukichi; Internal
    However, I must persevere.
[01:36] Yukichi; Internal
    Everything I do...
SIGN    Cat Dash
[01:40] Yukichi; Internal
    is for the sake of the cat can!
SIGN    Is for the sake...
SIGN    ...of the cat can
    (living expenses)!!
[01:44] Saku
    Yukichi, you're really such a masterful cat!
SIGN    Her eyes are
     wide awake now
[01:47] Saku
    So good!
[01:49] Saku
    This is true happiness!
[01:52] Yukichi
    Of course. Of course. I need you...
[01:55] Yukichi; Internal
    To stay healthy and work hard today...
[01:59] Saku
    I'm so happy that...
[02:01] Saku
    I want to take a day off work!
[02:03] Yukichi; Internal
    What did you say?!
SIGN    Rub Rub
[02:05] Saku
    I want to stay at home all day!
    I want to rub Yukichi's belly!
SIGN    Alarm
SIGN    Twitch
SIGN    Twitch
[02:14] Saku
    It's already time!
[02:16] Yukichi; Internal
    This human...
[02:18] Yukichi; Internal
    Isn't this human...
[02:19] Yukichi; Internal
    finally reaching the point
    of total hopelessness?
[02:24] Yukichi; Internal
    Maybe I should toss this human aside
    and find a new place to live.
[02:30] Saku
    Oh, Yukichi!
[02:32] Saku
    Today's pay day, so we should 
    do that when I get home! That!
[02:40] Saku
    C-h-e-e-r-s.
[02:45] (Flashback) Saku
    Cheers!
[02:51] Saku
    I'm off!
[03:01] Yukichi; Internal
    Well, I guess it won't hurt...
[03:04] Yukichi; Internal
    to wait here a bit longer.
[03:09] Train Announcer
    An out-of-service train will be passing by.
[03:28] Yukichi; Internal
    Anger!
SIGN    The Masterful Cat
    Is Depressed Again Today
SIGN    Can
SIGN    A Masterful Cat Also Cares about Health
SIGN    A Masterful Cat Also Cares about Health
SIGN    Can
[05:11] Saku
    As always, the food Yukichi
    cooks is the best!
[05:15] Saku
    Yukichi!
[05:17] Saku
    Is there any more of
    this wasabi potato salad?
[05:21] Saku
    Oh, I'd love some more hot sake, too!
[05:28] Saku
    Thanks!
[05:31] Saku
    My own home is the best!
SIGN    Snap
[05:41] Saku
    Huh? What?
[05:44] Saku
    Didn't I hook the clasp properly?!
[05:47] Saku
    Maybe it's time to buy
    some new work clothes...
[05:52] Saku
    No!
SIGN    Thump
[05:53] Saku
    No! No! No! Hold on! Hold on!
[05:55] Saku
    Not now! Definitely not right now!
[06:08] [SONG] Text
    Depressed...
[06:10] Saku
    Why are you more shocked than me?
[06:14] Saku
    Wait! Hold on! Don't be so hasty!
[06:14] Narration
    Withdrawn!
[06:18] Saku
    Exercise! I'll lose the weight with exercise!
[06:20] Saku
    My sake and snacks!
[06:23] Narration
    Currently adjusting her clasp.
[06:25] Saku
    I'm sure I gained weight from all
    the work outings and our company trip!
SIGN    Right?
[06:31] Saku
    It'll go right back down as long as
    I use the stairs or do some fast walking.
SIGN    Right?
[06:36] Saku
    Right?
[06:37] Saku
    Right? Right? Right?!
[06:39] Saku
    It'll be fine!
[06:41] Saku
    So, please!
[06:43] Saku
    Give it back! If I can't enjoy my
    dinner and evening drink, I—
[06:50] Saku
    What's the point of working
    so hard day after day?
[07:00] Saku
    Starting tomorrow,
    I'll start an exercise regimen!
[07:04] Saku
    Turn off the light.
[07:08] Saku; Internal
    First of all, I'll wake up thirty
    minutes early and walk to the station.
[07:12] Saku; Internal
    Maybe I should wear sneakers.
[07:16] Saku; Internal
    I'll carry some mineral water
    with me and then...
[07:20] Saku; Internal
    How many calories does
    walking thirty minutes burn?!
[07:24] Saku; Internal
    Hm? What are diet shoes?
[07:27] Saku; Internal
    You can burn more calories
    just by wearing them?!
[07:30] Saku; Internal
    How perfect is that! I'll buy a pair!
[07:44] Saku
    I overslept!
[07:46] Saku
    Taxi!
[08:02] Saku; Internal
    I barely made it.
[08:04] Saku; Internal
    Looks like early morning
    exercise isn't for me.
[08:14] Employee 1
    Oh, there she is! Fukuzawa-san!
[08:18] Employee 1
    Thank you so much for helping me prepare
    the documents until the last train!
[08:23] Employee 2
    Thank you for taking
    my work while I was off!
[08:27] Employee 3
    Me, too! Me, too!
[08:29] Employee 1
    These are some popular local
    sweets from my hometown.
[08:33] Employee 2
    This is from my Guam trip!
[08:35] Employee 3
    Oh! Me, too!
SIGN    Huge Pile
[08:41] Saku
    Well, since they're gifts...
[08:44] Saku
    I shouldn't let them go to waste!
[08:48] Narration
    She!
[08:51] Narration
    Got!
[08:53] Narration
    Heavier!
[08:56] Narration
    She got heavier.
[08:56] Saku
    Huh?
[08:58] Saku
    That's so weird. How'd this happen?
[09:03] Saku
    Wait! Hold on! Not that! I'll die!
[09:17] Saku
    Cold! Cold! Cold! Cold!
[09:20] Saku
    I'm really gonna die!
[09:23] Saku
    And when did you learn to ride a bicycle?!
[09:29] Narration
    One month later.
[09:33] Saku
    I've gone down 600 grams!
SIGN    In order to maintain privacy,
     certain parts of the image have been altered.
[09:36] Saku
    It's all thanks to you watching over
    my nightly jogging and muscle training!
[09:40] Saku
    At this rate, I can continue losing weight
    slowly without limiting my food intake.
[09:47] Saku
    I shouldn't take it slow!
SIGN    ° Yukichi
[09:49] Saku
    That's not cute at all!
[09:52] Saku
    I immediately limited my
    alcohol and food intake.
[09:56] Saku
    I returned to my regular weight in one week.
[09:59] Saku
    Yukichi's form went back to normal, too.
SIGN    Rub Rub
[10:03] Saku
    Thank goodness. Thank goodness.
SIGN    He actually liked it a bit
[10:18] Yuri
    So cold.
[10:20] Yuri
    I'm home!
[10:21] Yuri's Mom
    Huh? Yuri?
[10:23] Yuri's Mom
    You should tell me if you're
    planning to come home for a visit!
[10:27] Yuri's Mom
    There's nothing left here for you to eat.
[10:30] Yuri
    I don't need any food.
[10:31] Yuri
    I just came by to hand over your
    souvenirs from my company trip.
[10:34] Yuri's Mom
    Oh, a company trip!
[10:36] Yuri's Mom
    It almost sounds like you're a working adult!
[10:39] Yuri
    I am a working adult.
[10:41] Yuri
    There's a souvenir from the senpai
    I gave the chigura to, too.
[10:45] Yuri's Mom
    Thanks!
[10:48] Rio
    Oh, Yuri-nee. Long time no see!
[10:50] Yuri
    Oh, Rio! You're here, too!
[10:53] Rio
    I'm visiting.
[10:54] Rio
    Seeing you in a suit is new.
SIGN    Cousins
[10:56] Yuri
    Does it look good on me?
[10:58] Rio
    Yeah, you're like a working adult.
[11:00] Yuri
    I am a working adult.
[11:03] Yuri
    It's so warm!
[11:05] Yuri
    Rio, I heard you started living on your own?
[11:08] Rio
    Yeah. When Auntie found out,
    she said I could have the TV in your room.
[11:13] Yuri
    Oh, that thing.
[11:14] Yuri
    Take it, take it.
[11:17] Yuri
    Are your hands still full
    with part-time jobs?
[11:20] Rio
    Yeah.
[11:21] Rio
    To the point that other part-timers
    think of me as a freeter.
[11:25] Yuri
    You work too much!
[11:27] Yuri
    You should spend your
    school days falling in love.
[11:29] Yuri
    You'll barely have any chances
    once you become a working adult.
[11:33] Yuri
    I thirst for love! You should
    share some love stories with me.
[11:37] Rio
    Love stories?!
[11:46] (Flashback) Ex-Boyfriend
    What the hell are you doing?!
[11:48] (Flashback) Ex-Boyfriend
    I'm gonna kill you!
[11:49] (Flashback) Saku
    Perfect, you've been recorded.
[11:53] Rio
    There's someone I'm a little interested in.
[11:56] Yuri
    Seriously?!
[11:57] Yuri
    Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
[11:58] Yuri
    What kinda person?!
[12:00] Rio
    Well, I forgot to ask for a name...
[12:03] Yuri
    A customer where you work?!
[12:05] Rio
    Yeah, the customer happened to pass by
    when I was arguing with my ex-boyfriend
[12:10] Rio
    and saved me.
[12:14] Rio
    Maybe some kind of martial artist?
    A really strong one.
[12:21] Yuri
    What?!
[12:22] Yuri
    That sounds like a fateful encounter!
[12:25] Saku
    Please stop.
SIGN    Please stop
SIGN    Po-wa-wan
[12:27] Yuri; Internal
    It's no use!
SIGN    Ba-dump
[12:28] Yuri; Internal
    I can't help imagining Saku-senpai doing it.
[12:31] Narration
    Spot on.
[12:33] Yuri
    Is this person dating anyone?
[12:36] Rio
    I don't think so, but...
[12:39] Rio
    There's a roommate.
SIGN    Sake Brewery Master
[12:40] Narration
    An unknown cat.
SIGN    Heh...
[12:43] Yuri
    I see.
[12:44] Yuri
    But that's nice!
[12:46] Yuri
    A skilled, strong, and
    kind person sounds so nice.
[12:49] Yuri
    I'm jealous.
[12:51] Rio
    Yuri-nee, are you currently single?
[12:53] Yuri
    I have been for years.
[12:55] Yuri
    I have bad luck with men.
[12:59] Yuri
    I can't find any good ones.
[13:01] Rio
    Yeah.
[13:02] Yuri
    I'm starting to think I should look
    for someone of the same sex.
[13:07] Yuri
    It's so hard to get married.
[13:10] Rio; Internal
    Is it okay to say I was
    thinking the same thing here?
[13:15] Rio; Internal
    No, I'm sure the atmosphere'll
    get weird. I shouldn't...
[13:19] Yuri
    Wait, what's with this weird atmosphere?!
[13:21] Yuri
    Don't shrink away from me!
[13:22] Yuri
    I'm still in the joking phase for now!
[13:25] Rio
    N-No, I wasn't shrinking away from you!
[13:27] Rio
    I w-was just thinking that you
    have a flexible way of thinking!
[13:30] Yuri
    Really?
[13:32] Yuri
    Well, you should try to find someone
    before you wind up like me.
[13:36] Rio
    Yeah. I have no idea what'll happen,
[13:41] Rio
    but I want to give a proper thanks
    the next time we meet
[13:45] Rio
    and actually get a name this time.
[13:49] Yuri
    That's the spirit!
[13:51] Yuri
    Tell me if anything happens!
[13:53] Rio
    Sure thing.
[13:54] Rio; Internal
    But the cat is usually the one
    who shops where I work.
[13:58] Rio; Internal
    I'll just have to bide my time and wait.
[14:01] Rio; Internal
    I should ask for more shifts.
[14:03] Narration
    Meanwhile, at the Fukuzawa household...
[14:10] Saku
    What's going on?!
SIGN    Achoo
[14:12] Saku
    Is Yukichi coming down with a cold, too?!
SIGN    Hek-choo
SIGN    Achoo
SIGN    Achoo
[14:15] Rio
    Has she been doing well, lately?
SIGN    Beep
[14:20] Rio
    Why don't you both come
    and shop together sometime?
[14:25] Train Announcer
    This train will stop at every station
    until the final destination.
[14:42] Narration
    Cat grass.
[14:44] Narration
    It is believed that cats eat it to help
    cough up hairballs or increase vitamin intake.
[14:51] Narration
    However, there is no detailed explanation
    of why they enjoy its consumption.
[14:59] Narration
    There are cats that absolutely love it!
[15:02] Narration
    As well as cats that ignore it completely...
[15:05] Narration
    Some people believe it's just a
    "favorite food" for certain cats.
SIGN    Huge Pile
SIGN    Shake
[15:12] Narration
    Drain.
[15:15] Narration
    Cat grass salad.
[15:17] Narration
    Cat grass: as much as you like.
[15:19] Narration
    Seaweed: to taste.
[15:20] Narration
    Bonito flakes: to taste.
[15:28] Delivery man
    I have a delivery.
[15:37] Delivery man
    Oh, hello.
[15:38] Delivery man
    Please sign or stamp here!
[15:42] Saku
    I'm hungry...
[15:46] Deliver man
    Thank you very much!
[15:50] Saku
    Yukichi! What kind of vegetable is this?
[15:53] Saku
    It's hard and bitter!
SIGN    Munch Munch
SIGN    Slap Slap
[16:00] Narration
    Heimlich back slaps!
[16:02] Saku
    What?! This salad wasn't for me?!
SIGN    Glare
[16:06] Saku
    Cat grass?!
[16:08] Saku
    No wonder it was so hard and bitter!
[16:10] Saku
    I was about to spit it out!
[16:12] Saku
    Huh?
[16:13] Saku
    Is it okay for humans to eat cat grass?
[16:17] Saku
    There are a lot of things that people
    eat that are poisonous to cats.
[16:23] Saku
    Like onions and chocolate...
SIGN    Cat grass
[16:28] Saku
    What? What's cat grass?!
    Is that the scientific name?
[16:32] Saku
    It is the general term
    for grasses cats enjoy eating
[16:36] Saku
    and does not refer to
    a specific type of grass?
[16:39] Saku
    So, in the end, what is it?!
[16:42] Saku
    I think my stomach is starting to hurt.
[16:46] Saku
    Wait! Where are you calling?!
[16:49] Saku
    No ambulances!
[16:51] Saku
    I'm still conscious and
    have no problems walking!
[16:55] Saku
    And I can't tell them that my stomach
    hurts because I stupidly ate some cat grass.
[17:04] Mei
    Oh, the type of cat grass
    seeds I gave Yukichi-chan?
[17:08] Mei
    It's a blend of oat grass and barley grass.
[17:12] Mei
    Oh, did you accidentally eat it, Saku-chan?
SIGN    Insurance Documents
    +
    Prescription Records
[17:16] Saku
    Oh, yes...
[17:17] Mei
    It's healthy, but I'm sure it
    tastes terrible when eaten directly.
[17:23] Narration
    Afterward...
SIGN    Sob
SIGN    Fluster
[17:25] Narration
    Her stomach reacted aggressively to
    something she'd never eaten before.
SIGN    Fluster
[17:27] Saku
    I won't eat things
    without asking ever again!
SIGN    Fluster
SIGN    Fluster
SIGN    Fluster
SIGN    Fluster
[17:30] Narration
    Yukichi began to use a special plate
    for his own personal use.
SIGN    Beware of Cat
[17:34] Saku
    Where do they sell something like that?!
[17:36] Narration
    Dangerous!
[17:38] Narration
    Foods poisonous to cats.
[17:40] Narration
    Cacao, avocado, grapes, onions,
SIGN    ° Cacao (Chocolate • Cocoa)
SIGN    ° Avocado
SIGN    ° Grapes (Raisins)
SIGN    ° Onion Family
     (Including Yellow Onions)
[17:43] Narration
    fresh and dried squid, shellfish,
    caffeine, alcohol, et cetera...
SIGN    ° Squid • Dried Squid
SIGN    ° Shellfish (Abalone • Sazae)
SIGN    ° Caffeine
SIGN    ° Alcohol etc.
[17:49] Saku
    Now that I think about it,
    it's crazy how you cook for me.
[17:53] Saku
    You're like a fugu blowfish chef!
SIGN    Heh
SIGN    Pull
[18:04] Anchor
    Today marks the first city-wide
    "just like their owner" contest!
[18:09] Anchor
    The top five pairs walked on the runway while
SIGN    news: Pet Contest
     "Just Like Their Owner"!?
SIGN    They were cheered on by the warm laughter of the audience
[18:12] Anchor
    being cheered by the warm
    laughter of the audience.
[18:15] Reporter
    Each pair was so alike.
[18:18] Anchor
    I often hear that pets
    are just like their owners.
SIGN    Ba-dump
SIGN    Ba-dump
[18:22] Anchor
    Do pets become similar to their
    owners or is it the other way around?
[18:28] Reporter
    In my parents' home, my father
    and our pet are really similar.
[18:32] Anchor
    Is that so?
[18:34] Anchor
    What kind of pet does your family have?
[18:35] Reporter
    A Japanese rice fish.
[18:37] Anchor
    A Japanese rice fish?!
SIGN    Imagining a Yukichi-like Saku
SIGN    Tsk
SIGN    Hmph
SIGN    Sigh
SIGN    Shiver
SIGN    Sizzle
SIGN    Heh
SIGN    Please take me home
[19:05] Man 1
    An abandoned bear?
[19:07] Girl 1
    Mommy, look!
[19:09] Mom 1
    Shh! Don't look!
[19:25] Saku
    I'm home.
[19:29] Saku
    What's wrong?
[19:31] Saku
    Do we have any painkillers?
[19:32] Saku
    My head hurts from staring at
    the computer screen too long.
[19:39] Saku
    I forgot my blue light glasses.
[19:43] Narration
    Hot towel.
[19:44] Saku
    This is the best! It's wonderful!
[19:47] Saku
    So relaxing.
[19:49] Saku
    Thanks, Yukichi. I feel a little better.
[19:55] Saku
    What's wrong?!
[19:56] Saku
    You're making such a scary face!
[19:57] Saku
    Should I help you relax, too?
[20:00] Saku
    My headache is completely gone!
[20:03] Saku
    Thanks, Yukichi.
[20:06] Saku
    Good night!
SIGN    Snore
[20:34] Anchor
    The city-wide "Just Like Their Owner"
    contest took place yesterday.
[20:39] Anchor
    Today, the winning pair has
    come to see us in the studio!
[20:43] Saku
    They really look alike! So cute!
[20:47] Anchor
    Is it true that pets and their
    owners end up becoming alike?
[20:52] Reporter
    Don't they say that close couples
    also become similar to each other?
[20:55] Saku
    What?!
[20:56] Anchor
    I guess it must happen after
    spending so much time together.
[21:00] Saku; Internal
    Yukichi and I will become similar?!
SIGN    Imagining a Saku-like Yukichi
SIGN    Food
SIGN    Yawn
SIGN    Purr
[21:17] Saku; Internal
    Wait.
[21:18] Saku
    That'd just be a normal cat.
[21:19] Saku
    Except the size.
SIGN    Whirr
SIGN    On to episode 12!!
SIGN    Next Episode
[23:07] Saku
    A masterful human kn...
[23:09] Saku
    Huh? Yukichi isn't doing
    the next episode preview?
[23:11] Saku
    U-Uh, I have to say something!
    Something good!
[23:15] Saku
    Next episode: "The Masterful Cat
    Runs Away from Home?"
[23:18] Saku
    Runs away from home?!
SIGN    Can
SIGN    The Masterful Cat Runs Away from Home?
[23:19] Saku
    Yukichi? Yukichi?!
[23:20] Saku
    Yukichi!