# E11 - A Masterful Cat Also Cares about Health
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**[00:06] Female**
Good morning!
**[00:06] Male**
Oh, morning.
**[00:13] Yukichi; Internal**
*A masterful cat starts his mornings early.*
**[00:25] Yukichi; Internal**
*The reason...*
**[00:46] Narration**
* My owner's daily lunch box,*
* the masterful cat special.*
**[00:47] [SONG] Text**
° Grilled Salmon
° Egg Omelet
° Burdock Root and Carrots
° Hearty Pork Soup
**[00:54] Yukichi; Internal**
* My worthless human owner's*
* lunch must be made.*
**[00:59] Yukichi; Internal**
* Once again, from the moment I open*
* my eyes, I am a masterful cat.*
**[01:06] Yukichi; Internal**
*Compared to me, this...*
**[01:12] Saku**
I can't go to work today.
***SIGN*** Gloom
***SIGN*** Gloom
**[01:15] Saku**
My covers won't let me go.
**[01:19] Yukichi; Internal**
*...human of mine is worthless!*
**[01:24] Saku**
Hot!
**[01:25] Saku**
Hot! Hot! Hot!
**[01:28] Saku**
How can you be so inhuman!
**[01:31] Yukichi; Internal**
*I am a cat.*
**[01:34] Yukichi; Internal**
*However, I must persevere.*
**[01:36] Yukichi; Internal**
*Everything I do...*
***SIGN*** Cat Dash
**[01:40] Yukichi; Internal**
*is for the sake of the cat can!*
***SIGN*** Is for the sake...
***SIGN*** ...of the cat can
(living expenses)!!
**[01:44] Saku**
Yukichi, you're really such a masterful cat!
***SIGN*** Her eyes are
wide awake now
**[01:47] Saku**
So good!
**[01:49] Saku**
This is true happiness!
**[01:52] Yukichi**
*Of course. Of course. I need you...*
**[01:55] Yukichi; Internal**
*To stay healthy and work hard today...*
**[01:59] Saku**
I'm so happy that...
**[02:01] Saku**
I want to take a day off work!
**[02:03] Yukichi; Internal**
*What did you say?!*
***SIGN*** Rub Rub
**[02:05] Saku**
I want to stay at home all day!
I want to rub Yukichi's belly!
***SIGN*** Alarm
***SIGN*** Twitch
***SIGN*** Twitch
**[02:14] Saku**
It's already time!
**[02:16] Yukichi; Internal**
*This human...*
**[02:18] Yukichi; Internal**
*Isn't this human...*
**[02:19] Yukichi; Internal**
* finally reaching the point*
* of total hopelessness?*
**[02:24] Yukichi; Internal**
* Maybe I should toss this human aside*
* and find a new place to live.*
**[02:30] Saku**
Oh, Yukichi!
**[02:32] Saku**
Today's pay day, so we should
do *that* when I get home! *That*!
**[02:40] Saku**
C-h-e-e-r-s.
**[02:45] (Flashback) Saku**
Cheers!
**[02:51] Saku**
I'm off!
**[03:01] Yukichi; Internal**
*Well, I guess it won't hurt...*
**[03:04] Yukichi; Internal**
*to wait here a bit longer.*
**[03:09] Train Announcer**
*An out-of-service train will be passing by.*
**[03:28] Yukichi; Internal**
*Anger!*
***SIGN*** The Masterful Cat
Is Depressed Again Today
***SIGN*** Can
***SIGN*** A Masterful Cat Also Cares about Health
***SIGN*** A Masterful Cat Also Cares about Health
***SIGN*** Can
**[05:11] Saku**
As always, the food Yukichi
cooks is the best!
**[05:15] Saku**
Yukichi!
**[05:17] Saku**
Is there any more of
this wasabi potato salad?
**[05:21] Saku**
Oh, I'd love some more hot sake, too!
**[05:28] Saku**
Thanks!
**[05:31] Saku**
My own home is the best!
***SIGN*** Snap
**[05:41] Saku**
Huh? What?
**[05:44] Saku**
Didn't I hook the clasp properly?!
**[05:47] Saku**
Maybe it's time to buy
some new work clothes...
**[05:52] Saku**
No!
***SIGN*** Thump
**[05:53] Saku**
No! No! No! Hold on! Hold on!
**[05:55] Saku**
Not now! Definitely not right now!
**[06:08] [SONG] Text**
Depressed...
**[06:10] Saku**
Why are you more shocked than me?
**[06:14] Saku**
Wait! Hold on! Don't be so hasty!
**[06:14] Narration**
*Withdrawn!*
**[06:18] Saku**
Exercise! I'll lose the weight with exercise!
**[06:20] Saku**
My sake and snacks!
**[06:23] Narration**
*Currently adjusting her clasp.*
**[06:25] Saku**
I'm sure I gained weight from all
the work outings and our company trip!
***SIGN*** Right?
**[06:31] Saku**
It'll go right back down as long as
I use the stairs or do some fast walking.
***SIGN*** Right?
**[06:36] Saku**
Right?
**[06:37] Saku**
Right? Right? Right?!
**[06:39] Saku**
It'll be fine!
**[06:41] Saku**
So, please!
**[06:43] Saku**
Give it back! If I can't enjoy my
dinner and evening drink, I—
**[06:50] Saku**
What's the point of working
so hard day after day?
**[07:00] Saku**
Starting tomorrow,
I'll start an exercise regimen!
**[07:04] Saku**
Turn off the light.
**[07:08] Saku; Internal**
* First of all, I'll wake up thirty*
* minutes early and walk to the station.*
**[07:12] Saku; Internal**
*Maybe I should wear sneakers.*
**[07:16] Saku; Internal**
* I'll carry some mineral water*
* with me and then...*
**[07:20] Saku; Internal**
* How many calories does*
* walking thirty minutes burn?!*
**[07:24] Saku; Internal**
*Hm? What are diet shoes?*
**[07:27] Saku; Internal**
* You can burn more calories*
* just by wearing them?!*
**[07:30] Saku; Internal**
*How perfect is that! I'll buy a pair!*
**[07:44] Saku**
I overslept!
**[07:46] Saku**
Taxi!
**[08:02] Saku; Internal**
*I barely made it.*
**[08:04] Saku; Internal**
* Looks like early morning*
* exercise isn't for me.*
**[08:14] Employee 1**
Oh, there she is! Fukuzawa-san!
**[08:18] Employee 1**
Thank you so much for helping me prepare
the documents until the last train!
**[08:23] Employee 2**
Thank you for taking
my work while I was off!
**[08:27] Employee 3**
Me, too! Me, too!
**[08:29] Employee 1**
These are some popular local
sweets from my hometown.
**[08:33] Employee 2**
This is from my Guam trip!
**[08:35] Employee 3**
Oh! Me, too!
***SIGN*** Huge Pile
**[08:41] Saku**
Well, since they're gifts...
**[08:44] Saku**
I shouldn't let them go to waste!
**[08:48] Narration**
*She!*
**[08:51] Narration**
*Got!*
**[08:53] Narration**
*Heavier!*
**[08:56] Narration**
*She got heavier.*
**[08:56] Saku**
Huh?
**[08:58] Saku**
That's so weird. How'd this happen?
**[09:03] Saku**
Wait! Hold on! Not that! I'll die!
**[09:17] Saku**
Cold! Cold! Cold! Cold!
**[09:20] Saku**
I'm really gonna die!
**[09:23] Saku**
And when did you learn to ride a bicycle?!
**[09:29] Narration**
*One month later.*
**[09:33] Saku**
I've gone down 600 grams!
***SIGN*** In order to maintain privacy,
certain parts of the image have been altered.
**[09:36] Saku**
It's all thanks to you watching over
my nightly jogging and muscle training!
**[09:40] Saku**
At this rate, I can continue losing weight
slowly without limiting my food intake.
**[09:47] Saku**
I shouldn't take it slow!
***SIGN*** ° Yukichi
**[09:49] Saku**
That's not cute at all!
**[09:52] Saku**
* I immediately limited my*
* alcohol and food intake.*
**[09:56] Saku**
*I returned to my regular weight in one week.*
**[09:59] Saku**
*Yukichi's form went back to normal, too.*
***SIGN*** Rub Rub
**[10:03] Saku**
Thank goodness. Thank goodness.
***SIGN*** He actually liked it a bit
**[10:18] Yuri**
So cold.
**[10:20] Yuri**
I'm home!
**[10:21] Yuri's Mom**
Huh? Yuri?
**[10:23] Yuri's Mom**
You should tell me if you're
planning to come home for a visit!
**[10:27] Yuri's Mom**
There's nothing left here for you to eat.
**[10:30] Yuri**
I don't need any food.
**[10:31] Yuri**
I just came by to hand over your
souvenirs from my company trip.
**[10:34] Yuri's Mom**
Oh, a company trip!
**[10:36] Yuri's Mom**
It almost sounds like you're a working adult!
**[10:39] Yuri**
I *am* a working adult.
**[10:41] Yuri**
There's a souvenir from the senpai
I gave the chigura to, too.
**[10:45] Yuri's Mom**
Thanks!
**[10:48] Rio**
Oh, Yuri-nee. Long time no see!
**[10:50] Yuri**
Oh, Rio! You're here, too!
**[10:53] Rio**
I'm visiting.
**[10:54] Rio**
Seeing you in a suit is new.
***SIGN*** Cousins
**[10:56] Yuri**
Does it look good on me?
**[10:58] Rio**
Yeah, you're like a working adult.
**[11:00] Yuri**
I *am* a working adult.
**[11:03] Yuri**
It's so warm!
**[11:05] Yuri**
Rio, I heard you started living on your own?
**[11:08] Rio**
Yeah. When Auntie found out,
she said I could have the TV in your room.
**[11:13] Yuri**
Oh, that thing.
**[11:14] Yuri**
Take it, take it.
**[11:17] Yuri**
Are your hands still full
with part-time jobs?
**[11:20] Rio**
Yeah.
**[11:21] Rio**
To the point that other part-timers
think of me as a freeter.
**[11:25] Yuri**
You work too much!
**[11:27] Yuri**
You should spend your
school days falling in love.
**[11:29] Yuri**
You'll barely have any chances
once you become a working adult.
**[11:33] Yuri**
I thirst for love! You should
share some love stories with me.
**[11:37] Rio**
Love stories?!
**[11:46] (Flashback) Ex-Boyfriend**
What the hell are you doing?!
**[11:48] (Flashback) Ex-Boyfriend**
I'm gonna kill you!
**[11:49] (Flashback) Saku**
Perfect, you've been recorded.
**[11:53] Rio**
There's someone I'm a little interested in.
**[11:56] Yuri**
Seriously?!
**[11:57] Yuri**
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
**[11:58] Yuri**
What kinda person?!
**[12:00] Rio**
Well, I forgot to ask for a name...
**[12:03] Yuri**
A customer where you work?!
**[12:05] Rio**
Yeah, the customer happened to pass by
when I was arguing with my ex-boyfriend
**[12:10] Rio**
and saved me.
**[12:14] Rio**
Maybe some kind of martial artist?
A really strong one.
**[12:21] Yuri**
What?!
**[12:22] Yuri**
That sounds like a fateful encounter!
**[12:25] Saku**
Please stop.
***SIGN*** Please stop
***SIGN*** Po-wa-wan
**[12:27] Yuri; Internal**
*It's no use!*
***SIGN*** Ba-dump
**[12:28] Yuri; Internal**
*I can't help imagining Saku-senpai doing it.*
**[12:31] Narration**
*Spot on.*
**[12:33] Yuri**
Is this person dating anyone?
**[12:36] Rio**
I don't think so, but...
**[12:39] Rio**
There's a roommate.
***SIGN*** Sake Brewery Master
**[12:40] Narration**
*An unknown cat.*
***SIGN*** Heh...
**[12:43] Yuri**
I see.
**[12:44] Yuri**
But that's nice!
**[12:46] Yuri**
A skilled, strong, and
kind person sounds so nice.
**[12:49] Yuri**
I'm jealous.
**[12:51] Rio**
Yuri-nee, are you currently single?
**[12:53] Yuri**
I have been for years.
**[12:55] Yuri**
I have bad luck with men.
**[12:59] Yuri**
I can't find any good ones.
**[13:01] Rio**
Yeah.
**[13:02] Yuri**
I'm starting to think I should look
for someone of the same sex.
**[13:07] Yuri**
It's so hard to get married.
**[13:10] Rio; Internal**
* Is it okay to say I was*
* thinking the same thing here?*
**[13:15] Rio; Internal**
* No, I'm sure the atmosphere'll*
* get weird. I shouldn't...*
**[13:19] Yuri**
Wait, what's with this weird atmosphere?!
**[13:21] Yuri**
Don't shrink away from me!
**[13:22] Yuri**
I'm still in the joking phase for now!
**[13:25] Rio**
N-No, I wasn't shrinking away from you!
**[13:27] Rio**
I w-was just thinking that you
have a flexible way of thinking!
**[13:30] Yuri**
Really?
**[13:32] Yuri**
Well, you should try to find someone
before you wind up like me.
**[13:36] Rio**
Yeah. I have no idea what'll happen,
**[13:41] Rio**
but I want to give a proper thanks
the next time we meet
**[13:45] Rio**
and actually get a name this time.
**[13:49] Yuri**
That's the spirit!
**[13:51] Yuri**
Tell me if anything happens!
**[13:53] Rio**
Sure thing.
**[13:54] Rio; Internal**
* But the cat is usually the one*
* who shops where I work.*
**[13:58] Rio; Internal**
*I'll just have to bide my time and wait.*
**[14:01] Rio; Internal**
*I should ask for more shifts.*
**[14:03] Narration**
*Meanwhile, at the Fukuzawa household...*
**[14:10] Saku**
What's going on?!
***SIGN*** Achoo
**[14:12] Saku**
Is Yukichi coming down with a cold, too?!
***SIGN*** Hek-choo
***SIGN*** Achoo
***SIGN*** Achoo
**[14:15] Rio**
Has she been doing well, lately?
***SIGN*** Beep
**[14:20] Rio**
Why don't you both come
and shop together sometime?
**[14:25] Train Announcer**
* This train will stop at every station*
* until the final destination.*
**[14:42] Narration**
*Cat grass.*
**[14:44] Narration**
* It is believed that cats eat it to help*
* cough up hairballs or increase vitamin intake.*
**[14:51] Narration**
* However, there is no detailed explanation*
* of why they enjoy its consumption.*
**[14:59] Narration**
*There are cats that absolutely love it!*
**[15:02] Narration**
*As well as cats that ignore it completely...*
**[15:05] Narration**
* Some people believe it's just a*
* "favorite food" for certain cats.*
***SIGN*** Huge Pile
***SIGN*** Shake
**[15:12] Narration**
*Drain.*
**[15:15] Narration**
*Cat grass salad.*
**[15:17] Narration**
*Cat grass: as much as you like.*
**[15:19] Narration**
*Seaweed: to taste.*
**[15:20] Narration**
*Bonito flakes: to taste.*
**[15:28] Delivery man**
I have a delivery.
**[15:37] Delivery man**
Oh, hello.
**[15:38] Delivery man**
Please sign or stamp here!
**[15:42] Saku**
I'm hungry...
**[15:46] Deliver man**
Thank you very much!
**[15:50] Saku**
Yukichi! What kind of vegetable is this?
**[15:53] Saku**
It's hard and bitter!
***SIGN*** Munch Munch
***SIGN*** Slap Slap
**[16:00] Narration**
Heimlich back slaps!
**[16:02] Saku**
What?! This salad wasn't for me?!
***SIGN*** Glare
**[16:06] Saku**
Cat grass?!
**[16:08] Saku**
No wonder it was so hard and bitter!
**[16:10] Saku**
I was about to spit it out!
**[16:12] Saku**
Huh?
**[16:13] Saku**
Is it okay for humans to eat cat grass?
**[16:17] Saku**
There are a lot of things that people
eat that are poisonous to cats.
**[16:23] Saku**
Like onions and chocolate...
***SIGN*** Cat grass
**[16:28] Saku**
What? What's cat grass?!
Is that the scientific name?
**[16:32] Saku**
It is the general term
for grasses cats enjoy eating
**[16:36] Saku**
and does not refer to
a specific type of grass?
**[16:39] Saku**
So, in the end, what is it?!
**[16:42] Saku**
I think my stomach is starting to hurt.
**[16:46] Saku**
Wait! Where are you calling?!
**[16:49] Saku**
No ambulances!
**[16:51] Saku**
I'm still conscious and
have no problems walking!
**[16:55] Saku**
And I can't tell them that my stomach
hurts because I stupidly ate some cat grass.
**[17:04] Mei**
Oh, the type of cat grass
seeds I gave Yukichi-chan?
**[17:08] Mei**
It's a blend of oat grass and barley grass.
**[17:12] Mei**
Oh, did you accidentally eat it, Saku-chan?
***SIGN*** Insurance Documents
+
Prescription Records
**[17:16] Saku**
Oh, yes...
**[17:17] Mei**
It's healthy, but I'm sure it
tastes terrible when eaten directly.
**[17:23] Narration**
*Afterward...*
***SIGN*** Sob
***SIGN*** Fluster
**[17:25] Narration**
* Her stomach reacted aggressively to*
* something she'd never eaten before.*
***SIGN*** Fluster
**[17:27] Saku**
I won't eat things
without asking ever again!
***SIGN*** Fluster
***SIGN*** Fluster
***SIGN*** Fluster
***SIGN*** Fluster
**[17:30] Narration**
* Yukichi began to use a special plate*
* for his own personal use.*
***SIGN*** Beware of Cat
**[17:34] Saku**
Where do they sell something like that?!
**[17:36] Narration**
*Dangerous!*
**[17:38] Narration**
*Foods poisonous to cats.*
**[17:40] Narration**
*Cacao, avocado, grapes, onions,*
***SIGN*** ° Cacao (Chocolate • Cocoa)
***SIGN*** ° Avocado
***SIGN*** ° Grapes (Raisins)
***SIGN*** ° Onion Family
(Including Yellow Onions)
**[17:43] Narration**
* fresh and dried squid, shellfish,*
* caffeine, alcohol, et cetera...*
***SIGN*** ° Squid • Dried Squid
***SIGN*** ° Shellfish (Abalone • Sazae)
***SIGN*** ° Caffeine
***SIGN*** ° Alcohol etc.
**[17:49] Saku**
Now that I think about it,
it's crazy how you cook for me.
**[17:53] Saku**
You're like a fugu blowfish chef!
***SIGN*** Heh
***SIGN*** Pull
**[18:04] Anchor**
* Today marks the first city-wide*
* "just like their owner" contest!*
**[18:09] Anchor**
*The top five pairs walked on the runway while*
***SIGN*** news: Pet Contest
"Just Like Their Owner"!?
***SIGN*** They were cheered on by the warm laughter of the audience
**[18:12] Anchor**
* being cheered by the warm*
* laughter of the audience.*
**[18:15] Reporter**
*Each pair was so alike.*
**[18:18] Anchor**
* I often hear that pets*
* are just like their owners.*
***SIGN*** Ba-dump
***SIGN*** Ba-dump
**[18:22] Anchor**
* Do pets become similar to their*
* owners or is it the other way around?*
**[18:28] Reporter**
* In my parents' home, my father*
* and our pet are really similar.*
**[18:32] Anchor**
*Is that so?*
**[18:34] Anchor**
*What kind of pet does your family have?*
**[18:35] Reporter**
*A Japanese rice fish.*
**[18:37] Anchor**
*A Japanese rice fish?!*
***SIGN*** Imagining a Yukichi-like Saku
***SIGN*** Tsk
***SIGN*** Hmph
***SIGN*** Sigh
***SIGN*** Shiver
***SIGN*** Sizzle
***SIGN*** Heh
***SIGN*** Please take me home
**[19:05] Man 1**
An abandoned bear?
**[19:07] Girl 1**
Mommy, look!
**[19:09] Mom 1**
Shh! Don't look!
**[19:25] Saku**
I'm home.
**[19:29] Saku**
What's wrong?
**[19:31] Saku**
Do we have any painkillers?
**[19:32] Saku**
My head hurts from staring at
the computer screen too long.
**[19:39] Saku**
I forgot my blue light glasses.
**[19:43] Narration**
*Hot towel.*
**[19:44] Saku**
This is the best! It's wonderful!
**[19:47] Saku**
So relaxing.
**[19:49] Saku**
Thanks, Yukichi. I feel a little better.
**[19:55] Saku**
What's wrong?!
**[19:56] Saku**
You're making such a scary face!
**[19:57] Saku**
Should I help you relax, too?
**[20:00] Saku**
My headache is completely gone!
**[20:03] Saku**
Thanks, Yukichi.
**[20:06] Saku**
Good night!
***SIGN*** Snore
**[20:34] Anchor**
* The city-wide "Just Like Their Owner"*
* contest took place yesterday.*
**[20:39] Anchor**
* Today, the winning pair has*
* come to see us in the studio!*
**[20:43] Saku**
They really look alike! So cute!
**[20:47] Anchor**
* Is it true that pets and their*
* owners end up becoming alike?*
**[20:52] Reporter**
* Don't they say that close couples*
* also become similar to each other?*
**[20:55] Saku**
What?!
**[20:56] Anchor**
* I guess it must happen after*
* spending so much time together.*
**[21:00] Saku; Internal**
*Yukichi and I will become similar?!*
***SIGN*** Imagining a Saku-like Yukichi
***SIGN*** Food
***SIGN*** Yawn
***SIGN*** Purr
**[21:17] Saku; Internal**
*Wait.*
**[21:18] Saku**
That'd just be a normal cat.
**[21:19] Saku**
Except the size.
***SIGN*** Whirr
***SIGN*** On to episode 12!!
***SIGN*** Next Episode
**[23:07] Saku**
*A masterful human kn...*
**[23:09] Saku**
* Huh? Yukichi isn't doing*
* the next episode preview?*
**[23:11] Saku**
* U-Uh, I have to say something!*
* Something good!*
**[23:15] Saku**
* Next episode: "The Masterful Cat*
* Runs Away from Home?"*
**[23:18] Saku**
*Runs away from home?!*
***SIGN*** Can
***SIGN*** The Masterful Cat Runs Away from Home?
**[23:19] Saku**
*Yukichi? Yukichi?!*
**[23:20] Saku**
*Yukichi!*