E10 - A Masterful Cat Can Watch the House?

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[00:00] Employee
    Yes, we emailed you about
    that issue last week...
[00:09] Saku
    Hot springs or Japanese sake?
[00:12] Yuri
    Yes, which one are you
    looking forward to more?
[00:15] Saku
    Huh?
SIGN    Ru○bu
[00:16] Saku
    Why the sudden question?
[00:18] Yuri
    Isn't the trip next week?
    We should get ready for it.
[00:22] Saku
    Huh?
[00:24] Yuri
    No way, Senpai! Did you forget
     the company trip's coming up?!
[00:29] Saku
    Company...
[00:32] Saku; Internal
    I completely forgot!
SIGN    The Masterful Cat
    Is Depressed Again Today
SIGN    Can
SIGN    A Masterful Cat Can Watch the House?
SIGN    Can
SIGN    A Masterful Cat Can Watch the House?
[02:11] Saku
    The company trip?!
[02:13] Saku
    I completely forgot about it!
[02:16] Saku
    Wait, I remember they
    passed out the schedule!
[02:19] Yuri
    Isn't this your first year
    attending, Saku-senpai?
[02:22] Yuri
    Oshiro-san told me.
[02:23] Oshiro
    Blab! Blab! Blab!
[02:25] Saku
    Yeah. That's right.
[02:27] Saku
    We have the company trip every two years,
[02:29] Saku
    and my cat was still a kitten
    during the last one.
[02:32] Narration
    The cat when he was a kitten.
[02:35] Yuri
    I see.
[02:36] Yuri
    But you can go this time, right?
[02:39] Saku
    I was thinking of skipping it again,
    but everyone rushed to stop me.
[02:43] (Flashback) Employees
    You have to go!
[02:45] (Flashback) Employee 1
    I won't be able to survive
    a dinner party without you, Fukuzawa!
[02:48] (Flashback) Employee 2
    Don't abandon us!
[02:51] Saku
    I couldn't refuse.
[02:53] Yuri
    Sounds like they'll need you there
    so they don't get drunk under the table.
[02:57] Yuri
    Well, your cat isn't a kitten anymore.
[02:59] Yuri
    I'm sure he'll be fine for a night!
[03:02] Yuri
    It might be a good idea to prepare
    two kitty litter boxes just in case...
[03:05] Saku
    Well, he'd probably be fine
    even if I was gone for a month.
[03:08] Narration
    The cat who is no longer a kitten.
[03:11] Yuri
    Huh?
[03:12] Saku
    Oh, nothing!
[03:14] Saku
    I haven't been on a trip in years!
[03:17] Saku
    Ooh, Japanese sake jelly!
[03:19] Yuri
    Now that I think about it,
    I've never seen you go on any trips.
[03:23] Saku
    Yeah...
[03:23] Yuri
    It's been a while since I've traveled
    domestically, so I'm looking forward to it!
[03:27] Saku
    I see...
[03:28] Yuri
    Oh, I heard that place is famous!
[03:31] Saku
    Yuri-chan, you like going
    overseas more, right?
[03:33] Saku
    I've never left the country!
[03:36] Yuri
    You don't like traveling?
[03:39] Saku
    No, it's not that.
[03:42] Saku
    It's just, before I realized it...
[03:45] Saku
    Well...
[03:50] Saku
    My class trip in high school
    might've the last trip I went on.
[03:55] Yuri
    L-Let's have fun together, Senpai.
SIGN    The schedule
SIGN    Ru○bu magazine bought
    on the way home
[04:04] Saku
    So...
[04:07] Saku
    I'm going to be gone for two full days.
[04:10] Saku
    Will you be okay staying home alone?
[04:12] Saku
    Should I buy some things for you?
[04:18] Saku
    Well, I guess you can buy
    everything you need yourself.
[04:21] Saku
    Then call my cell
    if you need anything.
[04:25] Saku
    I'll try to come back home as fast as I can.
[04:30] Saku
    You'll ask our neighbor for advice
    if you have any problems?
[04:33] Saku
    Guess that makes sense.
[04:39] Saku
    Th-Then I should leave some
    extra cash behind just in case.
[04:45] Saku
    I forgot! You have an ATM card!
[04:48] Narration
    Complete management of household finances.
[04:51] Saku
    Is there anything I need to buy for the trip?
[04:57] Saku
    Since I'm only staying one night,
    a Boston bag should be enough, right?
[05:03] Saku
    Huh?
[05:03] Saku
    Uh, where did I put my bag?
[05:07] Saku
    Yukichi?
[05:13] Saku
    Oh, you protected it with a cover. Thanks!
[05:18] Saku
    Next are the clothes!
[05:20] Saku
    What should I wear?
[05:24] Saku
    Hey, Yukichi!
[05:26] Saku
    Hmm.
[05:28] Saku
    This'll be enough, right?
[05:30] Saku
    Will it be cold?
[05:35] Saku
    Huh? Did I have a cardigan like this?
[05:38] Saku
    Did you buy this for me to wear out?
[05:41] Saku
    Thanks, Yukichi!
[05:46] Saku; Internal
    I won't have Yukichi for two whole days.
[05:49] Saku; Internal
    Will I be okay?
[05:58] Saku; Internal
    Yukichi seems so calm about me leaving,
[06:01] Saku; Internal
    but I can't even get packed without him.
[06:05] Saku; Internal
    I might be in a lot more
    trouble than I thought.
[06:10] Saku; Internal
    On top of that, if I tell him that spending
    a night without him makes me feel lonely...
[06:13] Saku; Internal
    He'll definitely be exasperated again.
[06:42] Saku
    Yukichi...
[06:45] Narration
    The day of the trip.
[06:48] Saku
    Well, I'm off.
[06:50] Saku; Internal
    I feel depressed. I don't want to go.
[06:54] Saku; Internal
    I won't be able to eat Yukichi's
    food for two whole days.
[06:58] Saku; Internal
    It'll be easier on Yukichi since
    he won't have to cook, though.
[07:05] Saku
    What's this paper for?
[07:08] Saku; Internal
    Could it be a letter?!
[07:12] Saku; Internal
    Maybe Yukichi feels lonely, too?!
SIGN    Souvenir Treasures      Moe Mountain      Saito Shop
SIGN    Garage Village      Nadeshiko Maiden
[07:20] Saku; Internal
    Magazine cut-outs?!
[07:23] Saku
    I was wondering what you wanted to
    give me, but isn't this a souvenir list?!
[07:29] Saku
    How excited are you about this trip?!
[07:31] Saku
    You've even mapped out
    all the areas! So detailed!
[07:35] Saku
    I don't know if I can buy all of this
    since we'll be traveling in a group!
[07:39] Saku
    Don't expect too much!
[07:41] Saku
    I'm going now!
[08:01] Orizuka
    What's wrong with Fukuzawa?
[08:03] Yuri
    Well, she hasn't gone
    on a trip since high school.
[08:07] Orizuka
    What are those cut-outs for?
[08:09] Narration
    She's researching
    all the items on the list.
[08:18] Oshiro
    What's wrong, Fukuzawa? Carsick?
[08:20] Saku
    Oh! No!
[08:22] Saku
    I'm good. Sorry!
[08:23] Oshiro
    Don't get too excited
    and tire out half-way.
[08:27] Saku
    No way. I'm not really that
    excited about the trip.
[08:31] Oshiro
    No need to hide it.
[08:32] Oshiro
    Everyone already knows, you know?
[08:35] Oshiro
    You're so excited about the trip,
[08:38] Oshiro
    that you've been staring at
    magazine cut-outs the whole time.
[08:43] Oshiro
    Huh? No way! Seriously?
[08:44] Oshiro
    Right on the mark, Fukuzawa?!
[08:47] Oshiro
    I was half-joking!
[08:55] Saku; Internal
    The souvenir list Yukichi made for me...
[08:59] Saku; Internal
    It was all things like local cosmetics
    and alcohol.
[09:02] Saku; Internal
    They're all things I like...
[09:06] Saku; Internal
    He must've noticed how reluctant
    I was about going on this trip.
[09:13] Saku
    I'm... I'm such a terrible pet owner!
[09:17] Oshiro
    Did you forget to set up two litter boxes?
[09:20] Bus Guide
    We will arrive at our destination shortly.
[09:23] Bus Guide
    Please do not stand until the bus
    comes to a complete stop.
[09:36] Oshiro
    It's so cold!
[09:39] Saku; Internal
    Yukichi...
[09:41] Saku; Internal
    I wonder if he's having a relaxing break?
SIGN    Toramaru Kitchen
[10:11] Narration
    He ran out of things to do.
[10:25] Narration
    Saku's scent.
SIGN    Roll
SIGN    Roll
SIGN    Beep
[10:53] TV
    The legendary housekeeper Tama-san 
    teaches again on It's Afternoon*!
[10:56] TV
    This is the quick recipe corner*
    for recipes you can even make tonight!
[10:59] TV
    Today's recipe is perfect
    as a snack with an evening drink!
[11:04] TV
    Yes, so...
[11:10] Girl
    Mommy! It's the bear rug again!
[11:14] Mom
    You're right.
[11:17] Narration
    He ran out of things to do.
[11:28] Rio
    Huh?
[11:28] Rio
    Yukichi-san, it's rare to see you
    shopping in the evening.
SIGN    Just finished work.
[11:32] Rio
    Are you buying ingredients for dinner?
[11:37] Rio; Internal
    He seems a bit down.
[11:39] Rio; Internal
    I can even tell through his cat suit.
[11:43] Rio; Internal
    He only bought cat food.
    Is that his dinner?!
[11:49] Rio; Internal
    Maybe that lady isn't home today?
[11:51] Rio; Internal
    No, even so... Why?
[11:55] Clerk 1
    Thank you very much.
[11:57] Rio
    Yukichi-san! Please wait!
[12:00] Rio
    Please take this!
[12:03] Rio
    My manager gave me permission,
    so please take it!
SIGN    Sample Beer
[12:07] Rio
    I hope she comes home soon.
[12:12] Rio
    Oh, but I really don't think
    it's a good idea to eat pet food.
[12:18] Rio
    See you.
[12:33] (Flashback) Rio
    I hope she comes home soon...
[12:35] Rio
    Home soon... Home soon...
[12:38] Saku
    Yukichi! Yukichi!
[12:44] Narration
    Second round of the day.
[12:55] Narration
    The type who vents frustration
    through cleaning.
[13:00] Clerk
    Welcome!
[13:04] Oshiro
    I got sauce on my hands!
[13:08] Saku
    Oh, hold on! I might
    have some tissues on me!
SIGN    Sterilizing 30 sheets
    Alcohol Free Wipes
[13:12] Narration
    Wet wipes she doesn't remember packing.
[13:15] Yuri
    Ouch! I got a blister!
[13:19] Saku
    Whoa, are you all right?!
[13:20] Saku
    I should have brought some band-aids with me.
SIGN    Mikuon
[13:24] Narration
    Band-aids and antiseptic she
    doesn't remember packing.
[13:28] Yuri
    Thank you so much, Senpai!
[13:34] Yuri
    Who're you praying to?
SIGN    Hmm
[13:45] Oshiro
    Fukuzawa is staring really hard at something.
[13:50] Yuri
    What are you looking at?
[13:52] Saku
    I found some local aprons.
SIGN    Sake Brewery Master
[13:55] Yuri
    Wow, you're right!
    They have all sorts of things!
[13:58] Saku
    I'm going to ask them if the apron
    on the mannequin is for sale, too.
[14:03] Saku
    Excuse me!
[14:04] Clerk
    We have them in stock.
[14:06] Clerk
    Would you like me to gift wrap it?
[14:08] Saku
    No, it's for home use.
SIGN    Sake Brewery Master
[14:16] Yuri
    She looks so happy.
[14:18] Oshiro
    I didn't know she was
    the Japanese apron type.
SIGN    Sake Brewery Master
[14:20] Saku
    Sorry for the wait!
[14:27] Oshiro
    Director? Director Narita?
[14:30] Employee 1
    Please give us a hand towel!
[14:32] Oshiro
    He's down?
[14:33] Employee 1
    He's totally down.
[14:35] Oshiro
    All right! The director has retired at 21:17!
[14:40] Employee 1
    Escort him to his room!
[14:42] Employees
    Chief Orizuka! Fukuzawa-san!
    Thank you very much!
[14:42] Orizuka
    Fukuzawa, still want to drink?
[14:45] Saku
    No, that'll be enough for me tonight.
[14:47] Employees
    Wasshoi! Wasshoi!
[14:48] Saku
    I'm going to get some fresh air.
[14:51] Orizuka
    All right.
[15:04] Saku; Internal
    I'm so tired. It was so long.
[15:10] Saku; Internal
    Lunch and dinner were delicious,
    but I want to eat Yukichi's food!
SIGN    Withdrawal
[15:19] Saku; Internal
    I want to drink Yukichi's miso soup!
SIGN    God of 
    Finisher Foods
[15:21] Saku; Internal
    I want to eat his ochazuke!
[15:23] Saku; Internal
    I can't believe I can't eat the finishers
    I always eat when I drink!
[15:27] Saku; Internal
    I feel so empty! I feel so wretched!
[15:30] Orizuka
    There you are, Fukuzawa.
[15:32] Saku
    Chief Orizuka! Good work today.
[15:35] Orizuka
    Weren't you thrashing about just now?
[15:38] Saku
    I-I was looking for some coins I dropped!
[15:44] Orizuka
    You were drinking pretty fast today,
    so I came to make sure you didn't feel sick.
[15:51] Saku
    Huh? Was I drinking that fast?
[15:53] Orizuka
    It looked like you were
    trying to drown yourself in it.
[15:55] Saku
    N-No way! I don't drink like that anymore!
[16:00] Orizuka
    I thought you would crash
    before the director.
[16:03] Saku
    I-I'm totally fine!
[16:07] Orizuka
    Come to think of it, how's your cat?
[16:10] Orizuka
    What's wrong?
[16:12] Saku
    It's because you asked me
    about my cat so suddenly!
[16:16] Orizuka
    Did something happen to him? Sorry.
[16:18] Saku
    Nothing happened to him!
[16:20] Saku
    He's taking care of the house while I'm gone!
[16:23] Orizuka
    Is it okay to leave a cat alone overnight?
[16:28] Saku
    My cat definitely has no problem with it.
[16:32] Saku
    I think it's actually easier
    on him if I'm not home.
[16:36] Orizuka
    I'm sure that's not true.
[16:38] Orizuka
    They say that cats attach
    themselves to the home,
[16:41] Orizuka
    but the black cat we used to have...
[16:45] Orizuka
    Fukuzawa?
[16:50] Orizuka
    Really?
[16:53] Orizuka
    This is Fukuzawa Saku's room, right?
[16:55] Yuri
    Ye...
[16:56] Oshiro
    Yes!
[16:57] Yuri
    Huh? Saku-senpai? What happened to her?
[17:01] Orizuka
    As you can see, I had to carry her here
    because she's completely drunk.
[17:06] Oshiro
    Y-Y-You carried her here like that?
[17:09] Orizuka
    What else was I going to do?
[17:11] (Flashback) Orizuka
    Hey! Get a hold of yourself, Fukuzawa!
SIGN    Yukata falling apart
SIGN    Slippers lost
[17:14] Yuri
    Thank you for your hard work...
SIGN    Snore
[17:20] Yuri
    He left her here, but what should we do?
SIGN    Snore
[17:24] Yuri
    She doesn't have alcohol poisoning, does she?
SIGN    Snore
[17:27] Oshiro
    The way she's sleeping and
    the color of her face says otherwise.
[17:31] Oshiro
    Whoa! She woke up!
[17:33] Yuri
    A-Are you all right, Senpai?
[17:37] Oshiro
    She's looking for something?
[17:39] Yuri
    Water?! You should drink some water, Senpai!
[17:43] Saku
    No, my phone.
[17:45] Saku
    Found it.
[17:47] Saku
    I'm going to call my cat at home.
[17:50] Oshiro
    This is bad! Fukuzawa's totally lost it!
[17:52] Oshiro
    Do we need to call for an ambulance?
[17:54] Yuri
    Senpai! Please get a hold of yourself!
[18:01] Narration
    As usual, a cat that
    doesn't turn on the lights.
[18:10] Saku
    Oh, Yukichi?
[18:12] Saku
    It's me! Did you eat dinner properly?
[18:14] Oshiro
    Did Fukuzawa really call her cat?!
[18:17] Yuri
    Senpai is way too drunk.
[18:18] Saku
    I got you souvenirs!
[18:22] Saku
    I want to eat a meal at home.
[18:26] Saku
    I'm lonely without you.
SIGN    Purr
[18:49] Saku
    S-See you later! Good night!
[18:51] Oshiro
    She's already done?
[18:54] Yuri
    Oshiro-san!
[18:56] Oshiro
    She's suddenly rolling around!
[18:58] Yuri
    Are you all right, Saku-senpai?!
[19:01] Saku
    My cat's so cute, it hurts!
[19:03] Oshiro
    It's terminal. So scary!
[19:05] Yuri
    This is a common problem for cat owners!
[19:09] Oshiro
    She fell asleep!
[19:11] Yuri
    Senpai, water!
[19:12] Yuri
    You haven't even brushed your teeth yet!
[19:54] Oshiro
    Well, I experienced something
    really interesting last night.
[19:59] Saku
    I'm sorry.
[20:01] Yuri
    Don't be so mean, Oshiro-san!
[20:04] Yuri
    It's so weird to see Saku-senpai
    get that drunk and have a hangover!
[20:09] Yuri
    I'm sure you weren't feeling well yesterday!
[20:12] Saku
    No. That's not it, actually.
[20:15] Saku
    But sorry for making you worry.
[20:18] Yuri
    Are you sure you don't need
    to go see a doctor?
[20:23] Saku
    Yeah, I'm fine.
[20:24] Saku
    I'll get better once I get home
    and eat something.
[20:27] Oshiro
    There's still half a day left.
[20:44] Saku; Internal
    I'm finally home.
[20:47] Saku; Internal
    I haven't traveled this far
    with a hangover in a long time!
[20:53] Saku; Internal
    I wonder how Yukichi's doing?
[21:00] Saku; Internal
    Maybe he'll be waiting for me at the door?
[21:05] Saku; Internal
    Or maybe he'll sigh,
    exasperated that I'm hungover.
[21:18] Saku
    I'm home, Yukichi!
SIGN    Next Episode
[23:07] Yukichi
    A masterful cat knows.
[23:09] Yukichi
    It is important to do strength
    training while dieting.
[23:12] Yukichi
    Muscle burns more calories,
    making it harder to gain fat.
[23:16] Yukichi
    Next episode: "A Masterful Cat
    Also Cares about Health."
SIGN    Can
SIGN    A Masterful Cat Also Cares about Health
[23:20] Yukichi
    Naturally.