# E10 - A Masterful Cat Can Watch the House?
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**[00:00] Employee**
Yes, we emailed you about
that issue last week...
**[00:09] Saku**
Hot springs or Japanese sake?
**[00:12] Yuri**
Yes, which one are you
looking forward to more?
**[00:15] Saku**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Ru○bu
**[00:16] Saku**
Why the sudden question?
**[00:18] Yuri**
Isn't the trip next week?
We should get ready for it.
**[00:22] Saku**
Huh?
**[00:24] Yuri**
No way, Senpai! Did you forget
the company trip's coming up?!
**[00:29] Saku**
Company...
**[00:32] Saku; Internal**
*I completely forgot!*
***SIGN*** The Masterful Cat
Is Depressed Again Today
***SIGN*** Can
***SIGN*** A Masterful Cat Can Watch the House?
***SIGN*** Can
***SIGN*** A Masterful Cat Can Watch the House?
**[02:11] Saku**
The company trip?!
**[02:13] Saku**
I completely forgot about it!
**[02:16] Saku**
Wait, I remember they
passed out the schedule!
**[02:19] Yuri**
Isn't this your first year
attending, Saku-senpai?
**[02:22] Yuri**
Oshiro-san told me.
**[02:23] Oshiro**
Blab! Blab! Blab!
**[02:25] Saku**
Yeah. That's right.
**[02:27] Saku**
We have the company trip every two years,
**[02:29] Saku**
and my cat was still a kitten
during the last one.
**[02:32] Narration**
*The cat when he was a kitten.*
**[02:35] Yuri**
I see.
**[02:36] Yuri**
But you can go this time, right?
**[02:39] Saku**
I was thinking of skipping it again,
but everyone rushed to stop me.
**[02:43] (Flashback) Employees**
You have to go!
**[02:45] (Flashback) Employee 1**
I won't be able to survive
a dinner party without you, Fukuzawa!
**[02:48] (Flashback) Employee 2**
Don't abandon us!
**[02:51] Saku**
I couldn't refuse.
**[02:53] Yuri**
Sounds like they'll need you there
so they don't get drunk under the table.
**[02:57] Yuri**
Well, your cat isn't a kitten anymore.
**[02:59] Yuri**
I'm sure he'll be fine for a night!
**[03:02] Yuri**
It might be a good idea to prepare
two kitty litter boxes just in case...
**[03:05] Saku**
Well, he'd probably be fine
even if I was gone for a month.
**[03:08] Narration**
*The cat who is no longer a kitten.*
**[03:11] Yuri**
Huh?
**[03:12] Saku**
Oh, nothing!
**[03:14] Saku**
I haven't been on a trip in years!
**[03:17] Saku**
Ooh, Japanese sake jelly!
**[03:19] Yuri**
Now that I think about it,
I've never seen you go on any trips.
**[03:23] Saku**
Yeah...
**[03:23] Yuri**
It's been a while since I've traveled
domestically, so I'm looking forward to it!
**[03:27] Saku**
I see...
**[03:28] Yuri**
Oh, I heard that place is famous!
**[03:31] Saku**
Yuri-chan, you like going
overseas more, right?
**[03:33] Saku**
I've never left the country!
**[03:36] Yuri**
You don't like traveling?
**[03:39] Saku**
No, it's not that.
**[03:42] Saku**
It's just, before I realized it...
**[03:45] Saku**
Well...
**[03:50] Saku**
My class trip in high school
might've the last trip I went on.
**[03:55] Yuri**
L-Let's have fun together, Senpai.
***SIGN*** The schedule
***SIGN*** Ru○bu magazine bought
on the way home
**[04:04] Saku**
So...
**[04:07] Saku**
I'm going to be gone for two full days.
**[04:10] Saku**
Will you be okay staying home alone?
**[04:12] Saku**
Should I buy some things for you?
**[04:18] Saku**
Well, I guess you can buy
everything you need yourself.
**[04:21] Saku**
Then call my cell
if you need anything.
**[04:25] Saku**
I'll try to come back home as fast as I can.
**[04:30] Saku**
You'll ask our neighbor for advice
if you have any problems?
**[04:33] Saku**
Guess that makes sense.
**[04:39] Saku**
Th-Then I should leave some
extra cash behind just in case.
**[04:45] Saku**
I forgot! You have an ATM card!
**[04:48] Narration**
*Complete management of household finances.*
**[04:51] Saku**
Is there anything I need to buy for the trip?
**[04:57] Saku**
Since I'm only staying one night,
a Boston bag should be enough, right?
**[05:03] Saku**
Huh?
**[05:03] Saku**
Uh, where did I put my bag?
**[05:07] Saku**
Yukichi?
**[05:13] Saku**
Oh, you protected it with a cover. Thanks!
**[05:18] Saku**
Next are the clothes!
**[05:20] Saku**
What should I wear?
**[05:24] Saku**
Hey, Yukichi!
**[05:26] Saku**
Hmm.
**[05:28] Saku**
This'll be enough, right?
**[05:30] Saku**
Will it be cold?
**[05:35] Saku**
Huh? Did I have a cardigan like this?
**[05:38] Saku**
Did you buy this for me to wear out?
**[05:41] Saku**
Thanks, Yukichi!
**[05:46] Saku; Internal**
*I won't have Yukichi for two whole days.*
**[05:49] Saku; Internal**
*Will I be okay?*
**[05:58] Saku; Internal**
*Yukichi seems so calm about me leaving,*
**[06:01] Saku; Internal**
*but I can't even get packed without him.*
**[06:05] Saku; Internal**
* I might be in a lot more*
* trouble than I thought.*
**[06:10] Saku; Internal**
* On top of that, if I tell him that spending*
* a night without him makes me feel lonely...*
**[06:13] Saku; Internal**
*He'll definitely be exasperated again.*
**[06:42] Saku**
Yukichi...
**[06:45] Narration**
*The day of the trip.*
**[06:48] Saku**
Well, I'm off.
**[06:50] Saku; Internal**
*I feel depressed. I don't want to go.*
**[06:54] Saku; Internal**
* I won't be able to eat Yukichi's*
* food for two whole days.*
**[06:58] Saku; Internal**
* It'll be easier on Yukichi since*
* he won't have to cook, though.*
**[07:05] Saku**
What's this paper for?
**[07:08] Saku; Internal**
*Could it be a letter?!*
**[07:12] Saku; Internal**
*Maybe Yukichi feels lonely, too?!*
***SIGN*** Souvenir Treasures Moe Mountain Saito Shop
***SIGN*** Garage Village Nadeshiko Maiden
**[07:20] Saku; Internal**
*Magazine cut-outs?!*
**[07:23] Saku**
I was wondering what you wanted to
give me, but isn't this a souvenir list?!
**[07:29] Saku**
How excited are you about this trip?!
**[07:31] Saku**
You've even mapped out
all the areas! So detailed!
**[07:35] Saku**
I don't know if I can buy all of this
since we'll be traveling in a group!
**[07:39] Saku**
Don't expect too much!
**[07:41] Saku**
I'm going now!
**[08:01] Orizuka**
What's wrong with Fukuzawa?
**[08:03] Yuri**
Well, she hasn't gone
on a trip since high school.
**[08:07] Orizuka**
What are those cut-outs for?
**[08:09] Narration**
* She's researching*
* all the items on the list.*
**[08:18] Oshiro**
What's wrong, Fukuzawa? Carsick?
**[08:20] Saku**
Oh! No!
**[08:22] Saku**
I'm good. Sorry!
**[08:23] Oshiro**
Don't get too excited
and tire out half-way.
**[08:27] Saku**
No way. I'm not really that
excited about the trip.
**[08:31] Oshiro**
No need to hide it.
**[08:32] Oshiro**
Everyone already knows, you know?
**[08:35] Oshiro**
You're so excited about the trip,
**[08:38] Oshiro**
that you've been staring at
magazine cut-outs the whole time.
**[08:43] Oshiro**
Huh? No way! Seriously?
**[08:44] Oshiro**
Right on the mark, Fukuzawa?!
**[08:47] Oshiro**
I was half-joking!
**[08:55] Saku; Internal**
*The souvenir list Yukichi made for me...*
**[08:59] Saku; Internal**
* It was all things like local cosmetics*
* and alcohol.*
**[09:02] Saku; Internal**
*They're all things I like...*
**[09:06] Saku; Internal**
* He must've noticed how reluctant*
* I was about going on this trip.*
**[09:13] Saku**
I'm... I'm such a terrible pet owner!
**[09:17] Oshiro**
Did you forget to set up two litter boxes?
**[09:20] Bus Guide**
We will arrive at our destination shortly.
**[09:23] Bus Guide**
Please do not stand until the bus
comes to a complete stop.
**[09:36] Oshiro**
It's so cold!
**[09:39] Saku; Internal**
*Yukichi...*
**[09:41] Saku; Internal**
*I wonder if he's having a relaxing break?*
***SIGN*** Toramaru Kitchen
**[10:11] Narration**
*He ran out of things to do.*
**[10:25] Narration**
*Saku's scent.*
***SIGN*** Roll
***SIGN*** Roll
***SIGN*** Beep
**[10:53] TV**
*The legendary housekeeper Tama-san
teaches again on* It's Afternoon*!*
**[10:56] TV**
* This is the quick recipe corner*
* for recipes you can even make tonight!*
**[10:59] TV**
* Today's recipe is perfect*
* as a snack with an evening drink!*
**[11:04] TV**
*Yes, so...*
**[11:10] Girl**
Mommy! It's the bear rug again!
**[11:14] Mom**
You're right.
**[11:17] Narration**
*He ran out of things to do.*
**[11:28] Rio**
Huh?
**[11:28] Rio**
Yukichi-san, it's rare to see you
shopping in the evening.
***SIGN*** Just finished work.
**[11:32] Rio**
Are you buying ingredients for dinner?
**[11:37] Rio; Internal**
*He seems a bit down.*
**[11:39] Rio; Internal**
*I can even tell through his cat suit.*
**[11:43] Rio; Internal**
* He only bought cat food.*
* Is that his dinner?!*
**[11:49] Rio; Internal**
*Maybe that lady isn't home today?*
**[11:51] Rio; Internal**
*No, even so... Why?*
**[11:55] Clerk 1**
Thank you very much.
**[11:57] Rio**
Yukichi-san! Please wait!
**[12:00] Rio**
Please take this!
**[12:03] Rio**
My manager gave me permission,
so please take it!
***SIGN*** Sample Beer
**[12:07] Rio**
I hope she comes home soon.
**[12:12] Rio**
Oh, but I really don't think
it's a good idea to eat pet food.
**[12:18] Rio**
See you.
**[12:33] (Flashback) Rio**
I hope she comes home soon...
**[12:35] Rio**
*Home soon... Home soon...*
**[12:38] Saku**
*Yukichi! Yukichi!*
**[12:44] Narration**
*Second round of the day.*
**[12:55] Narration**
* The type who vents frustration*
* through cleaning.*
**[13:00] Clerk**
Welcome!
**[13:04] Oshiro**
I got sauce on my hands!
**[13:08] Saku**
Oh, hold on! I might
have some tissues on me!
***SIGN*** Sterilizing 30 sheets
Alcohol Free Wipes
**[13:12] Narration**
*Wet wipes she doesn't remember packing.*
**[13:15] Yuri**
Ouch! I got a blister!
**[13:19] Saku**
Whoa, are you all right?!
**[13:20] Saku**
I should have brought some band-aids with me.
***SIGN*** Mikuon
**[13:24] Narration**
* Band-aids and antiseptic she*
* doesn't remember packing.*
**[13:28] Yuri**
Thank you so much, Senpai!
**[13:34] Yuri**
Who're you praying to?
***SIGN*** Hmm
**[13:45] Oshiro**
Fukuzawa is staring really hard at something.
**[13:50] Yuri**
What are you looking at?
**[13:52] Saku**
I found some local aprons.
***SIGN*** Sake Brewery Master
**[13:55] Yuri**
Wow, you're right!
They have all sorts of things!
**[13:58] Saku**
I'm going to ask them if the apron
on the mannequin is for sale, too.
**[14:03] Saku**
Excuse me!
**[14:04] Clerk**
We have them in stock.
**[14:06] Clerk**
Would you like me to gift wrap it?
**[14:08] Saku**
No, it's for home use.
***SIGN*** Sake Brewery Master
**[14:16] Yuri**
She looks so happy.
**[14:18] Oshiro**
I didn't know she was
the Japanese apron type.
***SIGN*** Sake Brewery Master
**[14:20] Saku**
*Sorry for the wait!*
**[14:27] Oshiro**
Director? Director Narita?
**[14:30] Employee 1**
Please give us a hand towel!
**[14:32] Oshiro**
He's down?
**[14:33] Employee 1**
He's totally down.
**[14:35] Oshiro**
All right! The director has retired at 21:17!
**[14:40] Employee 1**
Escort him to his room!
**[14:42] Employees**
Chief Orizuka! Fukuzawa-san!
Thank you very much!
**[14:42] Orizuka**
Fukuzawa, still want to drink?
**[14:45] Saku**
No, that'll be enough for me tonight.
**[14:47] Employees**
Wasshoi! Wasshoi!
**[14:48] Saku**
I'm going to get some fresh air.
**[14:51] Orizuka**
All right.
**[15:04] Saku; Internal**
*I'm so tired. It was so long.*
**[15:10] Saku; Internal**
* Lunch and dinner were delicious,*
* but I want to eat Yukichi's food!*
***SIGN*** Withdrawal
**[15:19] Saku; Internal**
*I want to drink Yukichi's miso soup!*
***SIGN*** God of
Finisher Foods
**[15:21] Saku; Internal**
*I want to eat his ochazuke!*
**[15:23] Saku; Internal**
* I can't believe I can't eat the finishers*
* I always eat when I drink!*
**[15:27] Saku; Internal**
*I feel so empty! I feel so wretched!*
**[15:30] Orizuka**
There you are, Fukuzawa.
**[15:32] Saku**
Chief Orizuka! Good work today.
**[15:35] Orizuka**
Weren't you thrashing about just now?
**[15:38] Saku**
I-I was looking for some coins I dropped!
**[15:44] Orizuka**
You were drinking pretty fast today,
so I came to make sure you didn't feel sick.
**[15:51] Saku**
Huh? Was I drinking that fast?
**[15:53] Orizuka**
It looked like you were
trying to drown yourself in it.
**[15:55] Saku**
N-No way! I don't drink like that anymore!
**[16:00] Orizuka**
I thought you would crash
before the director.
**[16:03] Saku**
I-I'm totally fine!
**[16:07] Orizuka**
Come to think of it, how's your cat?
**[16:10] Orizuka**
What's wrong?
**[16:12] Saku**
It's because you asked me
about my cat so suddenly!
**[16:16] Orizuka**
Did something happen to him? Sorry.
**[16:18] Saku**
Nothing happened to him!
**[16:20] Saku**
He's taking care of the house while I'm gone!
**[16:23] Orizuka**
Is it okay to leave a cat alone overnight?
**[16:28] Saku**
My cat definitely has no problem with it.
**[16:32] Saku**
I think it's actually easier
on him if I'm not home.
**[16:36] Orizuka**
I'm sure that's not true.
**[16:38] Orizuka**
They say that cats attach
themselves to the home,
**[16:41] Orizuka**
but the black cat we used to have...
**[16:45] Orizuka**
Fukuzawa?
**[16:50] Orizuka**
Really?
**[16:53] Orizuka**
This is Fukuzawa Saku's room, right?
**[16:55] Yuri**
Ye...
**[16:56] Oshiro**
Yes!
**[16:57] Yuri**
Huh? Saku-senpai? What happened to her?
**[17:01] Orizuka**
As you can see, I had to carry her here
because she's completely drunk.
**[17:06] Oshiro**
Y-Y-You carried her here like that?
**[17:09] Orizuka**
What else was I going to do?
**[17:11] (Flashback) Orizuka**
Hey! Get a hold of yourself, Fukuzawa!
***SIGN*** Yukata falling apart
***SIGN*** Slippers lost
**[17:14] Yuri**
Thank you for your hard work...
***SIGN*** Snore
**[17:20] Yuri**
He left her here, but what should we do?
***SIGN*** Snore
**[17:24] Yuri**
She doesn't have alcohol poisoning, does she?
***SIGN*** Snore
**[17:27] Oshiro**
The way she's sleeping and
the color of her face says otherwise.
**[17:31] Oshiro**
Whoa! She woke up!
**[17:33] Yuri**
A-Are you all right, Senpai?
**[17:37] Oshiro**
She's looking for something?
**[17:39] Yuri**
Water?! You should drink some water, Senpai!
**[17:43] Saku**
No, my phone.
**[17:45] Saku**
Found it.
**[17:47] Saku**
I'm going to call my cat at home.
**[17:50] Oshiro**
This is bad! Fukuzawa's totally lost it!
**[17:52] Oshiro**
Do we need to call for an ambulance?
**[17:54] Yuri**
Senpai! Please get a hold of yourself!
**[18:01] Narration**
* As usual, a cat that*
* doesn't turn on the lights.*
**[18:10] Saku**
*Oh, Yukichi?*
**[18:12] Saku**
*It's me! Did you eat dinner properly?*
**[18:14] Oshiro**
*Did Fukuzawa really call her cat?!*
**[18:17] Yuri**
Senpai is way too drunk.
**[18:18] Saku**
I got you souvenirs!
**[18:22] Saku**
I want to eat a meal at home.
**[18:26] Saku**
*I'm lonely without you.*
***SIGN*** Purr
**[18:49] Saku**
*S-See you later! Good night!*
**[18:51] Oshiro**
She's already done?
**[18:54] Yuri**
Oshiro-san!
**[18:56] Oshiro**
She's suddenly rolling around!
**[18:58] Yuri**
Are you all right, Saku-senpai?!
**[19:01] Saku**
My cat's so cute, it hurts!
**[19:03] Oshiro**
It's terminal. So scary!
**[19:05] Yuri**
This is a common problem for cat owners!
**[19:09] Oshiro**
She fell asleep!
**[19:11] Yuri**
Senpai, water!
**[19:12] Yuri**
You haven't even brushed your teeth yet!
**[19:54] Oshiro**
Well, I experienced something
really interesting last night.
**[19:59] Saku**
I'm sorry.
**[20:01] Yuri**
Don't be so mean, Oshiro-san!
**[20:04] Yuri**
It's so weird to see Saku-senpai
get that drunk and have a hangover!
**[20:09] Yuri**
I'm sure you weren't feeling well yesterday!
**[20:12] Saku**
No. That's not it, actually.
**[20:15] Saku**
But sorry for making you worry.
**[20:18] Yuri**
Are you sure you don't need
to go see a doctor?
**[20:23] Saku**
Yeah, I'm fine.
**[20:24] Saku**
I'll get better once I get home
and eat something.
**[20:27] Oshiro**
There's still half a day left.
**[20:44] Saku; Internal**
*I'm finally home.*
**[20:47] Saku; Internal**
* I haven't traveled this far*
* with a hangover in a long time!*
**[20:53] Saku; Internal**
*I wonder how Yukichi's doing?*
**[21:00] Saku; Internal**
*Maybe he'll be waiting for me at the door?*
**[21:05] Saku; Internal**
* Or maybe he'll sigh,*
* exasperated that I'm hungover.*
**[21:18] Saku**
I'm home, Yukichi!
***SIGN*** Next Episode
**[23:07] Yukichi**
*A masterful cat knows.*
**[23:09] Yukichi**
* It is important to do strength*
* training while dieting.*
**[23:12] Yukichi**
* Muscle burns more calories,*
* making it harder to gain fat.*
**[23:16] Yukichi**
* Next episode: "A Masterful Cat*
* Also Cares about Health."*
***SIGN*** Can
***SIGN*** A Masterful Cat Also Cares about Health
**[23:20] Yukichi**
*Naturally.*