The Masterful Cat Is Depressed Again Today
Saku is your typical workaholic who happened to take in a stray black kitten, Yukichi. But when Yukichi started growing, it seemed like he would never stop! Now, he’s the size of a bear and takes pride in his culinary skills and domestic chores. With a cat like that, it’s hard to tell who’s looking after who. Regardless, they share a special bond that’s both amusing and heartwarming.
- Season 1
- E1 - The Masterful Cat Is Depressed Again Today
- E2 - The Masterful Cat Has Grown Big
- E3 - A Masterful Cat Is Good at Giving Care
- E4 - A Masterful Cat Goes to the Aquarium
- E5 - A Masterful Cat Also Goes to Birthday Parties
- E6 - A Masterful Cat Is Photogenic
- E7 - A Masterful Cat Is Able to DIY
- E8 - A Masterful Cat Has a Lot of Worries
- E9 - A Masterful Cat Is Popular
- E10 - A Masterful Cat Can Watch the House?
- E11 - A Masterful Cat Also Cares about Health
- E12 - The Masterful Cat Runs Away From Home?
- E13 - The Masterful Cat Is Depressed Tomorrow As Well
Season 1
E1 - The Masterful Cat Is Depressed Again Today
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[01:12] Saku
Ouch!
[01:32] Woman
Be safe!
[01:33] Kids
Good morning!
[01:38] Station Announcer
The rapid train will be arriving
shortly at platform one.
[01:45] Station Announcer
Please stand behind the yellow line.
[01:50] Commuter
Excuse me!
[01:52] Station Announcer
Thank you for riding with us.
Please wait for the next train.
[02:05] Station Announcer
Thank you very much
for using our station today.
[02:35] Orizuka
There are two meetings today.
[02:36] Orizuka
The materials have all been prepared.
[02:38] Orizuka
There are also four issues that need to be
addressed before I leave for my business trip.
[02:52] Commuter
Excuse me! This is my stop!
SIGN The Masterful Cat
Is Depressed Again Today
SIGN Cages
SIGN Healing
SIGN Clothes
SIGN Cosplay
SIGN Illustrations
SIGN Screensavers
SIGN Backgrounds
SIGN Dogs
[04:17] Yuri
Saku-senpai!
[04:19] Yuri
You're not going to eat any lunch?
[04:22] Saku
Y-Y-Yuri-chan! You scared me!
[04:27] Yuri
You're hiding something.
[04:28] Saku
Huh?!
[04:29] Yuri
Senpai, you shouldn't access
matchmaking sites on a work computer.
[04:34] Saku
I'm not!
SIGN Healing
Clothes
Cosplay
Illustrations
Screensavers
Backgrounds
Dog
Kotatsu
Anthropomorphism
[04:37] Yuri
The world's largest cat?
[04:41] Yuri
Why're you looking up something like that?
[04:44] Yuri
Whoa! So big!
[04:46] Saku
These are Maine Coon cats.
[04:48] Saku
Actually, I've been taking care of a cat myself.
[04:50] Saku
I was just wondering how
big they normally get.
[04:56] Yuri
Senpai, that's pretty careless of you.
[04:58] Saku
Huh? Wh-What do you mean?!
[05:01] Yuri
They say if you get
a pet while living alone,
[05:03] Yuri
you ruin your chances at marriage!
[05:05] Saku
Huh? Why do you keep bringing
marriage into the conversation?!
[05:08] Employee 1
Shibasaki-san.
[05:10] Employee 1
They moved up the afternoon
meeting by thirty minutes.
[05:14] Yuri
Huh?!
[05:15] Employee 1
Sorry!
[05:17] Saku
I should eat my lunch.
[05:20] Yuri
Oh, Senpai! Your cat!
[05:22] Saku
Yes?!
[05:24] Yuri
Let me know if taking care
of your cat is too much for you.
[05:27] Yuri
I bet my parents will
take it in if I ask them.
[05:30] Saku
Oh. Thanks a lot.
[05:37] Saku
Now, time for lunch...
[05:57] Saku; Internal
If taking care of my cat
is too much for me, huh?
[06:05] Saku; Internal
I guess it could be...
[06:11] Saku
I'm home!
[06:13] Saku
Yukichi? Hey, Yukichi!
[06:25] Saku; Internal
Well, maybe if my cat was a normal cat.
[06:34] Saku
Jeez!
[06:36] Saku
You're cleaning in the dark again!
[06:38] Saku
I keep telling you to do it
with the lights on!
[06:42] Saku
Are you mad about something?
[06:46] Saku
I'm home too late?
[06:48] Saku
Isn't this the normal time I get home?
SIGN Premium Friday
[06:52] Saku
Premium Friday?
[06:53] Saku
That's an impossible fantasy, Yukichi.
[06:59] Saku
Why were you interested in—
SIGN Completely Cold Feast
[07:06] Saku
Sorry!
[07:07] Saku
I'm so sorry, Yukichi!
[07:08] Narration
I was waiting for you all evening.
[07:08] Saku
I'll eat it now!
[07:15] Saku
Now, this is happiness!
[07:18] Saku
I feel so sleepy now.
[07:21] Saku
Sleepy...
[07:49] Saku
It's hot!
[07:50] Saku
Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
[07:53] Saku
You cruel cat!
[08:16] Saku
I feel completely, totally revived!
[08:18] Saku
Oh! Lunch was delicious as usual, Yukichi!
[08:22] Saku
Thanks for making lunch every day!
[08:25] Saku
Now that I've washed up,
I totally want a beer!
[08:32] Saku
Are these fried chicken and cheese strips?!
[08:35] Saku
Yukichi, can I eat these?!
[08:39] Saku
I can't?
[08:41] Saku
They're for tomorrow's lunch?
[08:44] Saku
I see. I guess it can't be helped.
[08:47] Saku
They look so good, but I'll
have to wait until tomorrow.
[08:51] Saku
I see. They're for lunch...
[08:56] Saku
Huh? You'll make me something else?
[08:58] Saku
I'll go dry my hair really quick!
[09:02] Saku
Wow! The delicious smell of cheese!
[09:07] Saku
They look so freaking good!
[09:08] Saku
Thanks, Yukichi!
[09:10] Saku
Thank you for the meal!
[09:15] Saku
There's edamame in them, too.
[09:17] Saku
What a forbidden flavor!
[09:22] Saku
You've completely won me over
via my stomach already,
[09:29] (Flashback) Yuri
People say that if you get
a pet while living alone,
[09:31] (Flashback) Yuri
you ruin your chances at marriage!
[09:33] Saku
Huh?
[09:38] Saku; Internal
Who the heck cares?!
[09:43] Saku
Yukichi! Another beer!
[09:52] Saku
I still wanna drink!
[10:33] Narration
Perfect.
[10:40] TV 1
Zero Seven Five Five!
[10:41] TV 2
What's today's good morning song?
[10:51] Saku
Oh, the aroma of fried chicken...
[10:54] Saku
Can't breathe!
[11:00] Saku
I don't wanna go to work!
[11:02] Saku
I don't wanna work!
[11:04] Saku
I have a meeting with the general
manager first thing in the morning,
[11:07] Saku
but I don't have all the documents ready!
[11:09] Saku
I mean, why do we have to have so
many meetings every day anyways?
[11:13] Saku
I'll definitely have to work overtime again.
[11:15] Saku
Can't we just give all these progress
reports through our smartphones?!
[11:19] Saku
What's the point of making
printouts at every single step?
[11:23] Saku
And the trains are always packed!
[11:25] Saku
It hurts!
[11:27] Saku
The trains are full of drunks, too!
[11:29] Saku
I really wanna quit!
[11:33] Saku
Yukichi!
[11:34] Saku
You're my only ally...
[11:38] Saku
Huh?
[11:40] Narration
Lock up properly.
[12:01] Girl
Mommy, look!
[12:04] Mother
Oh, how rare!
[12:05] Mother
A bear rug!
[12:06] Girl
Bear!
[12:08] TV Announcer
Thanks for watching It's Afternoon*!
[12:11] TV Announcer
We'll start with the ever-popular*
Empress of Recipes!
[12:14] Empress
Today, I'd like to show you a recipe I recommend
for dealing with exhaustion and stress!
[12:18] Empress
It's a stamina curry sauté of sliced
beef and summer vegetables!
[12:21] Empress
Everyone, please be ready to jot it down!
[12:23] Empress
Now, let me show you the ingredients
and how to make it!
[12:27] Empress
First, peel the tomatoes by parboiling them.
Then cut them into wedges.
[12:30] Empress
Cut the bell pepper vertically into strips.
[12:34] Empress
Then, heat olive oil in a frying pan over low heat and add the garlic.
[12:38] Empress
Spice lovers can also add takanotsume peppers.
[12:42] Empress
Once the garlic becomes aromatic,
add the beef and bell peppers.
[12:45] Empress
Season with salt and pepper.
[12:47] Empress
After the meat browns,
add one teaspoon of wine vinegar.
[12:51] Empress
Boil out the alcohol and add
the tomatoes to sauté them quickly.
[12:54] Empress
Add one tablespoon of curry powder,
[12:56] Empress
and finish it off with
a sprinkle of minced parsley.
[12:59] Empress
Please give this recipe a try!
[13:02] Narration
Memorized!
[13:15] Narration
I dislike water.
[13:27] Narration
Perfect. Part II.
[13:32] Phone
No one is available to answer your call.
[13:34] Phone
Please leave a message after the beep.
[13:38] Saku
Ah, hello? Can you hear me, Yukichi?
[13:42] Saku
We hit some trouble at work.
[13:44] Saku
I don't need dinner since
I probably have to stay the night.
[13:46] Saku
Sorry!
SIGN Meanwhile,
at the company...
[13:55] Employee 1
Hey! Someone!
[13:56] Employee 1
Please go to the document room and find me
the previous documents for Company A!
[13:59] Employee 2
Convert it to digital data
and send it to the chief!
[14:02] Employee 3
We're out of paper at a time like this?!
Where's the paper again?!
[14:05] Employee 4
Will we finish all of this
by tomorrow morning?!
[14:11] Saku; Internal
A call?
[14:12] Saku; Internal
From home?!
[14:13] Saku; Internal
Yukichi? Did he call me back?
[14:17] Saku
H-Hello?
[14:21] Saku; Internal
He clicked his tongue at me?
[14:25] Employee 1
Hey, Fukuzawa is starting
to move at an inhuman speed!
[14:28] Employee 2
She's evolving!
[14:29] Employee 3
Fukuzawa is evolving!
[14:31] Narration
She managed to get back
on the third to last train.
[14:35] Saku
Yukichi. You smell like the sun...
[14:42] Narration
The neko chigura, also known as the neko tsugura,
is a traditional hand-crafted cat bed.
[14:49] Yuri
My family's previous cat
used to use it. Please take it.
[14:55] Saku
Yuri-chan gave this to me, but...
[15:05] Saku; Internal
A-A helmet?!
[15:08] Saku
I-It was unavoidable. Yuri-chan has
never seen you, Yukichi.
[15:14] Saku
Hey, Yukichi?
[15:21] Saku
That's impossible!
[15:30] Saku
Looks like he likes it.
SIGN The Next Day
[15:33] Saku
Yay! You made me lunch today, too?
[15:36] Saku
Thanks!
[15:37] Saku
Hm? What's this paper bag for?
[15:41] Saku
Huh? No way.
[15:43] Saku
Is this to thank Yuri-chan for the chigura?
[15:45] Saku
Wow. Madeleines!
[15:47] Saku
Oh, you're too much!
[15:49] Saku
You're such a thoughtful cat, Yukichi!
[15:52] Saku
They smell so good!
I'm sure they're delicious!
[15:56] Saku
Huh? What about my share?
SIGN Meow
[15:58] Saku
So stingy!
[15:59] Yuri
Huh?
[16:00] Yuri
You're giving these to me?
[16:03] Yuri
I feel bad getting something in exchange.
[16:05] Saku
Y-Yeah...
[16:06] Yuri
Oh, are these handmade?
[16:09] Saku
Th-That's right.
[16:11] Yuri
That's amazing!
[16:12] Saku
Oh, do you like homemade desserts?
[16:14] Yuri
I'm so happy!
[16:16] Female Employee 1
Wow! Fukuzawa-san can even bake sweets?
[16:20] Glasses Manager
Such strong home-making skills!
[16:21] Saku
Th-That's not true!
[16:23] Yuri
They're delicious!
[16:25] Glasses Manager
Fukuzawa, you always bring your lunch, too.
[16:27] Male Employee 1
You'll make a great wife.
[16:28] Saku
Uh, no! That's...
[16:28] Female Employee 1
Goodness, sir! You should
make your own lunches yourself!
SIGN Make your own lunches yourself~ (LOL)
[16:35] Saku; Internal
I-It's hard to tell them I didn't do it...
[16:35] Glasses Manager
That's true.
[16:36] Female Employee 1
That's the least you can do!
[16:38] Male Employee 1
Maybe I should try making
my own lunches, too.
[16:40] Saku
No! I-I-I really can't cook at all!
[16:42] Yuri
What are you talking about?
You're plenty good at it!
[16:43] Female Employee 1
If you consider yourself a bad cook,
the rest of us are completely worthless.
[16:47] Saku
No, no, no, no...
[16:47] Yuri
So true! So true!
[16:49] Saku
I mean, it was my cat that...
[16:52] Saku; Internal
"It was my cat that baked that!"
[16:54] Yuri
Huh? What are you saying?
[16:57] Female Employee 1
Huh? Is Fukuzawa-san an oddball type?
[17:02] Saku
I-I baked them!
[17:04] Yuri
Huh? Did you spike them with something?
[17:07] Saku
I looked up the recipe online...
[17:08] Yuri
Huh?!
[17:10] Saku; Internal
I've become such a blatant liar!
[17:12] Saku; Internal
I'm sorry, Yukichi!
[17:15] Saku; Internal
I mean, something like that's
normally impossible.
[17:18] Saku; Internal
A cat shouldn't be able to do
all the housework for me.
[17:21] Saku; Internal
Why didn't I think of that until now?
[17:24] Saku
Okay!
[17:25] Saku; Internal
I'll just keep quiet about Yukichi.
[17:29] Orizuka
Is your cat doing well?
[17:32] Orizuka
These are the documents
you asked for earlier.
[17:36] Orizuka
Also, about the estimate
requested by Company C...
[17:47] Saku
Ch-Chief, what did you just...
[17:50] Orizuka
I'm talking about the estimate
requested by Company C.
[17:54] Orizuka
It's still before the deadline,
but the other party...
[17:55] Saku
B-B-Before that!
[17:58] Orizuka
Your cat?
[17:59] Saku
Yes!
[18:00] Saku
It's true that I have a cat...
[18:03] Orizuka
Well, you mentioned your
cat earlier, so I thought...
[18:07] Orizuka
Thanks.
[18:08] Saku
Huh? How did you know about my cat, Chief?
[18:13] Orizuka
I met him before.
[18:17] Orizuka
Sorry, I have a call.
[18:20] Orizuka
Hello. This is Orizuka.
[18:22] Saku; Internal
He met him before?!
[18:34] Saku; Internal
He left for another business trip
before I could talk to him about it.
SIGN He left immediately after having
a meeting outside of the company.
[18:39] Orizuka
See you.
[18:40] Saku; Internal
The soonest he'll be back is next week.
[18:44] Saku; Internal
I'm so worried! It's going to keep me up!
[18:48] Saku; Internal
I won't get any rest over
the weekend like this...
[18:56] Saku
I'm home, Yukichi.
SIGN Worry Worry
[19:02] [SONG] Text
Pop
[19:03] Saku
Oh my gosh, it smells so good!
[19:09] Saku
What's for dinner tonight?!
I want to drink some beer!
[19:13] Saku; Internal
I slept super well.
[19:16] Saku
These are blue light glasses.
[19:43] Mei
Oh?
[19:45] Mei
Oh, my. Yukichi-chan.
[19:47] Mei
Have you grown a little bigger?
[19:50] Mei
You're working so hard
so early in the morning.
[19:54] Mei
Always so polite.
[19:58] Mei
Thank you for helping me carry mine, too.
[20:11] Mei
The trash doesn't get scavenged
with you around, Yukichi-chan.
[20:23] Mei
How many years has it been since Saku-chan
brought you home, Yukichi-chan?
[20:30] Mei
When she brought such a weak kitten
home during such a big snowstorm,
[20:34] Mei
I was worried you wouldn't make it.
[20:41] (Flashback) Mei
Oh, my...
[20:47] (Flashback) Mei
Are you all right?
[20:49] (Flashback) Saku
I picked him up from nearby!
[21:04] Mei
I never thought you'd grow so big.
[21:09] Mei
So impressive! So impressive!
[21:12] Mei
Oh, that's right. Take this with you.
[21:16] Mei
I got too much as a gift again.
[21:17] Narration
I love dried seaweed!
[21:28] Saku
Good morning...
[21:33] Saku
Something smells super good.
[21:39] Saku
Seaweed chicken meatballs!
[21:40] Saku
Yay! I wanna eat them!
SIGN Seaweed
Chicken Meatball
Rice Bowl
[21:44] Saku
Thanks for the meal!
[21:47] [SONG] Text
Finished
[21:47] [SONG] Text
Finished
[21:48] Saku
So good!
[21:50] Saku
Your seaweed chicken meatballs
are the best, Yukichi!
[21:54] Saku
Another serving!
[21:58] Saku
Why? You're being stingy!
[21:59] Saku
I know you made a ton of them!
[22:08] Saku
Should I drink some beer?
[22:09] Saku
I mean, it's the weekend!
SIGN Body Composition Scale
[22:13] Saku
I'm done eating...
[22:15] Saku
No! Don't come any closer!
[22:17] Saku
Put that dangerous weapon down!
[22:21] Saku
No! You cruel cat!
[22:26] Saku
No! Lemme go!
SIGN Step 0
SIGN Step 1
SIGN Measure weight with owner.
[22:27] Saku
Let me go!
[22:31] Saku
Scary! Scary! Scary!
[22:32] Saku
Scales are so scary!
SIGN Step 1
SIGN Step 2
SIGN Put owner down and measure again.
SIGN Step 1
SIGN minus
SIGN Step 2
SIGN Owner's weight.
[22:47] Saku
Huh?!
[22:48] Saku
Did it go up?!
[22:49] Saku
No!
[22:50] Saku
Our health screening is coming up!
[22:54] Narration
Starting with that night's dinner,
Yukichi prepared a new diet menu.
SIGN Next Episode
[23:08] Yukichi
I am a masterful cat.
[23:10] Yukichi
A masterful cat knows.
[23:13] Yukichi
The calcium necessary for health
and growth is hard to absorb.
[23:18] Yukichi
So adding foods with vitamin D
helps with absorption.
[23:23] Yukichi
I recommend sockeye salmon
and maitake mushrooms.
[23:27] Yukichi
Next episode: "The Masterful Cat
Has Grown Big."
SIGN Can
SIGN The Masterful Cat Has Grown Big
[23:31] Yukichi
I also recommend this.
E2 - The Masterful Cat Has Grown Big
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[00:12] Yukichi
I am a cat.
[00:16] Yukichi
However, I am no normal cat.
[00:33] Yukichi
I am...
[00:40] Yukichi
the most masterful of cats.
[00:45] Yukichi
A masterful cat knows.
[00:55] Saku
Yukichi! Your master's home!
[01:02] Saku
Huh? Are you already asleep?
[01:06] Saku
Yukichi?
[01:08] Saku
Hey, Yukichi.
[01:10] Saku
Hey!
[01:12] Yukichi
One needs money to survive!
[01:16] Yukichi
That's why humans go to a place
called a company to work...
[01:22] Yukichi
And with the money they earn...
SIGN Cat Dash
[01:25] Yukichi
Cat cans are obtained.
[01:29] Yukichi
In other words, I must have my human work
[01:32] Yukichi
and make sure she earns plenty of money...
[01:37] Yukichi
Or we'll straight-up die from starvation!
[01:41] Yukichi
However, it's quite lamentable that...
[01:45] Yukichi
my master is a completely
worthless human being.
[01:53] Yukichi
It's sad, but this is fate.
[02:12] Yukichi
However...
[02:15] Yukichi
I made my decision that day.
[02:34] Yukichi
On that snowy night...
[02:43] Yukichi
If this human hadn't taken me home,
I would not have remained in this world.
[02:55] Yukichi
Even if...
[02:57] (Flashback) Saku
Okay! This is your new home from now on!
[03:01] Yukichi
...she's the type of human
whose home is filled with trash!
[03:08] Saku
Yukichi, let me rub your belly...
[03:11] Yukichi
Even if she's the type of human
who drools as she passes out!
[03:19] Yukichi
I made my decision.
[03:22] Yukichi
I will use the full extent of my magnificent
skills and wisdom as a masterful cat...
[03:35] Yukichi
to ensure tomorrow's cat can!
[03:41] Yukichi
This exasperatingly worthless human
[03:45] Yukichi
must stay healthy for that very reason.
[03:57] Saku
Yukichi... Another beer...
[04:07] Saku
Yukichi, you're heavy...
[04:10] Saku
I-I'm gonna die!
SIGN The Masterful Cat
Is Depressed Again Today
SIGN Can
SIGN The Masterful Cat Has Grown Big
SIGN The Masterful Cat Has Grown Big
SIGN Can
[06:11] Saku
So cute!
[06:13] Saku
It's a picture of Yukichi
when he was a kitten!
[06:16] Saku
It's already been three years, huh?
[06:18] Saku
Isn't that right?
[06:23] Saku
Yukichi! We need to talk.
[06:39] Saku
I keep missing the right
moment to bring this up.
[06:42] Saku
Yukichi...
[06:44] Saku
Why'd you grow so big?
[06:47] Saku
You're more like the size of a bear now!
[06:50] Saku
Hey!
[06:52] Saku
Where are you going, Yukichi?!
[06:57] Saku
No!
[06:57] Saku
I'm not worried that you're too fat!
[07:00] Saku
I don't know if your body fat percentage
could even be compared with other cats...
[07:08] Saku
I mean, I never had a cat before.
[07:13] Saku
That's why I thought you were
a bit bigger than expected...
[07:17] Saku
But I don't think your size is normal!
[07:20] Saku
First of all, I don't think normal cats
can cook, clean, and do laundry.
[07:25] Saku
I don't think they make lunches
or take out the trash, either!
[07:30] Saku
You always check the weather and
make sure I have an umbrella, too!
[07:33] Saku
And you keep the tub warm for me!
[07:35] Saku
And a lot of other things!
Uh, so, in other words...
[07:40] Saku
Thank you for always taking care of me!
[07:44] Saku
I got off track!
[07:46] Saku
D-Do you know the reason
why you got so big, Yukichi?
[07:53] Saku
Yukichi?
[07:55] Saku
Thanks, Yukichi...
[08:02] (Flashback) Saku
I'm really thankful.
[08:07] (Flashback) Saku
Thank goodness I have you, Yukichi.
[08:13] Saku
Hey, Yukichi?
[08:17] Saku
I see.
[08:19] Saku
I wonder why?
[08:20] Saku
I tried searching the internet,
but I couldn't figure it out either!
[08:25] Saku
Well, I guess we'll just never know.
[08:28] Saku
It's probably fine.
[08:30] Saku
We've been living together
just fine until now.
[08:33] Saku
It's probably not a big deal
that the chief met you...
[08:41] (Flashback) Orizuka
I met him before.
[08:45] Saku; Internal
Now that I think about it,
the chief was really calm about it.
[08:49] Saku; Internal
He didn't act like he saw
an impossibly large cat.
[08:53] Saku; Internal
I don't remember it, but he might've
visited my place when Yukichi was a kitten.
[09:01] Saku; Internal
So he visited this place soon
after I picked up Yukichi?
[09:07] Saku
No way!
SIGN G-Korori
[09:10] Saku
What should I do, Yukichi?!
[09:12] Saku
Is there any way to erase
a person's memories?
[09:16] Saku
The chief might've visited before!
[09:19] Saku
Here! Around the time I picked you up!
[09:31] (Flashback) Saku
Welcome to my humble abode!
[09:38] Saku
Yukichi!
[09:39] Saku
Don't collapse just from thinking about it!
[09:43] Saku
You know, I really did feel bad about it.
[09:46] Saku
This place was... a little...
pretty... super messy...
[09:55] Saku
I'm sorry! It was a completely trashed house!
[10:00] Saku
Maybe you were infected with an unknown
bacterium produced by the sea of garbage here
[10:05] Saku
and it made you a giant mutant?!
SIGN Meow
[10:07] Saku
Ouch.
[10:13] Saku
It's useless now.
I can't show my face at work now.
[10:16] Saku
I don't think I'll be able to talk
with the chief normally anymore.
[10:20] Saku
Of all people, why Chief Orizuka?!
[10:22] Saku
Did you know there are rumors he has OCD?
[10:24] Saku
No! No! No!
[10:26] Saku
What kind of person did
he see me as until now?!
[10:30] Saku
No way.
[10:31] Saku
I'm going to die from embarrassment...
[10:40] Saku
Cheers!
[10:43] Saku
Yeah! You're right!
[10:44] Saku
It's too late to worry about it! Let's drink!
SIGN She was given alcohol until
she forgot all about it...
SIGN G-Korori
[11:00] Saku
No!
[11:01] Saku
Don't hunt it, Yukichi!
[11:03] Saku
Don't tear it apart and eat it!
[11:05] Saku
But do something about it quickly!
SIGN A cat that has to use bug spray
because his owner freaks out
if he smashes them...
[11:25] Boy 1
I want to eat meat!
[11:27] Mom 1
Hm?
[11:28] Boy 2
This one!
[11:30] Mom 2
No.
[11:32] Girl 1
Mama!
[11:34] Customer 1
What should we have for dinner tonight?
[11:37] Customer 1
Huh?
[11:43] Customer 1; Internal
A bear?! No, a cat?!
[11:44] Customer 2; Internal
No way. I must be tired.
[11:46] Customer 2; Internal
I'm so tired I'm seeing things?!
[11:58] Customer 1; Internal
People will think I'm crazy
if I make a fuss here!
[12:01] Customer 2; Internal
There's no way a cat would stand around
comparing the weights of cabbages!
[12:07] Customer 1/2; Internal
And most of all...
[12:09] Customer 1/2; Internal
Why is it wearing a Japanese apron?!
SIGN He's wearing it as a "sanitary apron"
to politely prevent the shedding
of his fur within the store.
[12:17] Rio
Manager!
[12:19] Rio
That cat is here again. What should I do?
[12:24] Manager
What?!
SIGN Rio Manager
[12:25] Manager
As a manager, I need to have
a proper talk with him!
[12:27] Rio
You're so impressive, Manager.
[12:29] Manager
Dear customer!
[12:33] Rio
Customer?
[12:37] Manager
Thank you for your regular patronage!
[12:46] Manager
His toe beans were super squishy!
[12:49] Rio
Does that mean he's allowed
to shop in the store?
[12:51] Manager
Of course!
SIGN Half Price
[12:55] Rio; Internal
This is why the manager
is bad at increasing sales.
[13:00] Rio; Internal
It's just a guy in a cat suit.
[13:03] Rio; Internal
I hope the customers
don't complain about him.
[13:10] Rio; Internal
His movements are really life-like.
[13:13] Rio; Internal
Where does he hide the zipper?
[13:16] Rio
I'm v-very sorry for staring!
[13:19] Rio
Um, did you sew that yourself?
[13:26] Rio
No! Not that!
[13:27] Rio
Well, it's pretty amazing
you made that yourself, too!
[13:31] Rio; Internal
He throws me off...
[13:33] Rio; Internal
Even though he's just
a weirdo in a cat suit.
[13:36] Rio
Your total will be 2,560 yen.
[13:39] Rio
Please show me your point card
if you have one.
[13:43] Rio
Oh, we're providing samples
of the newest Churu sticks
[13:46] Rio
to customers who buy canned cat food.
[13:48] Rio
Would you like some?
[13:55] Rio; Internal
He looks so happy, like it's for himself.
[13:58] Rio; Internal
This weirdo really throws me off...
[14:01] Rio
Please come again.
[14:12] Rio
Manager, I'm heading out now.
[14:15] Rio
Whoa. Seriously?
[14:16] Rio
He's just laughing to himself. Gross.
[14:18] Manager
Oh! Good work today, Rio.
[14:20] Manager
Don't call me gross!
[14:22] Manager
I'm reading the survey responses!
[14:24] Manager
Here! Take a look!
SIGN Guest Survey
The kitty was super cute.
I wanna shop here again.
[14:28] Manager
I wonder if that cat would
work as a part-timer.
[14:31] Rio
No idea. Have a good night.
[14:34] Manager
You're so cold!
[14:51] Saku
Hold on a sec! Why are you staring like that?
[14:55] Saku
Is there something there?!
[14:57] Saku
Hey, Yukichi.
[14:58] Saku
Is it a bug, Yukichi?!
[15:04] Saku
What's the huge sigh for?
SIGN He noticed the area he just cleaned
was already dirty with grease...
[15:16] Saku
This is Fukuzawa from
the business department.
[15:18] Saku
We've gotten approval from the venue.
[15:21] Saku
Yes.
[15:25] Saku
I will send you all
the details in a single file.
[15:28] Saku
Yes.
[15:29] Saku
Please confirm the information
once it arrives.
[15:33] Yuri
Saku-senpai!
[15:34] Yuri
Company D asked to reschedule now!
[15:38] Saku
Let me see.
[15:39] Worker 1
Yes. I understand.
[15:44] General Manager
Okay. Perfect.
[15:46] General Manager
You're even faster at work than usual today.
[15:51] Saku
It's probably because I got
a lot of rest this weekend.
[15:57] Saku; Internal
I feel like I've forgotten
something, though...
[15:59] General Manager
Oh, Orizuka-kun.
[16:02] General Manager
Welcome back from Kyoto.
[16:04] Orizuka
I just returned.
[16:06] Orizuka
Excuse me, General Manager.
May I borrow Fukuzawa now?
[16:12] Orizuka
Fukuzawa, thank you
for taking care of Company D.
[16:15] Orizuka
I have a meeting right after this, so
you and Shibasaki should go ahead and...
[16:19] Saku
What should I do, Yukichi?!
[16:20] (Flashback) Saku
The chief might've visited before!
[16:26] Saku; Internal
I didn't want to remember!
[16:37] Saku; Internal
A-Awkward!
[16:39] Saku; Internal
Super awkward!
[16:41] Saku; Internal
I wish I could just disappear!
I want to go home!
[16:45] Saku; Internal
He's going to think I'm a weirdo
and the owner of a dirty apartment!
[16:51] Saku; Internal
I want to go home and eat
Yukichi's gyoza and drink some beer.
SIGN Escape.
[16:56] Saku; Internal
I'll have ramen as a finisher.
[16:58] Orizuka
About the estimate last week...
[17:00] Saku
A large serving of roast pork?!
Sounds good!
[17:04] Orizuka
No, I was talking about the estimate
for Company C last week.
[17:08] Saku
Huh?
[17:09] Orizuka
You managed it right before the deadline,
and it helped tremendously.
[17:13] Orizuka
There were no mistakes in the calculations,
and the client was very satisfied.
[17:17] Orizuka
We got the contract smoothly because of you.
[17:20] Orizuka
When you first joined,
you always kept your eyes down.
[17:22] Orizuka
I didn't think you'd be very dependable,
but you're completely different now.
[17:28] Saku
Huh?
[17:29] Saku
H-Have I really changed that much?
[17:32] Orizuka
Yeah. Your complexion is a lot better, too.
[17:36] Orizuka
Is it all thanks to that cat?
[17:39] Saku
No!
[17:40] Female Employee
Huh? What's going on?!
[17:42] Orizuka
Wh-What was that for?
[17:45] Saku
Ch-Ch-Ch-Chief, you really do know about my cat.
[17:49] Saku
When? When did you visit my place?
[17:52] Orizuka
You don't remember?
[17:56] Saku
No.
[17:57] Orizuka
Let me say this first.
I didn't go because I wanted to.
[18:06] Orizuka
A little after you started working here,
[18:09] Orizuka
I happened to see you completely
drunk at a pub on the way home.
[18:13] Orizuka
When I asked you if you
could make it home so drunk...
[18:16] Orizuka
You vomited, and I was kicked
out of the pub with you.
[18:21] Orizuka
Shall I continue?
[18:22] Saku
Chief! Please give me thirty seconds
to breathe and center myself!
[18:27] Narration
He waited thirty seconds.
[18:32] Orizuka
I ended up taking you home...
[18:35] (Flashback) Orizuka
Hey, don't fall asleep!
[18:37] (Flashback) Orizuka
We're here. Where's your key?
[18:38] (Flashback) Orizuka
Is someone home?
[18:40] (Flashback) Saku
Yeah!
[18:41] (Flashback) Orizuka
Then, I'll ring the doorbell.
[18:43] (Flashback) Saku
I have a cute cat!
[18:45] (Flashback) Orizuka
A pet?
[18:48] (Flashback) Orizuka
Looks like we need the key.
[18:51] (Flashback) Saku
Okay!
[18:54] (Flashback) Saku
Um? Where's my bag?
[18:57] (Flashback) Orizuka
Hey, now...
[19:10] Orizuka; Internal
Did the cat just open the door?
[19:13] Orizuka; Internal
No way...
[19:15] Orizuka; Internal
Fukuzawa-san must have
forgotten to lock her door.
[19:18] (Flashback) Saku
I'm home, Yukichi!
SIGN Meow
[19:21] (Flashback) Saku
Ouch! You hit me!
[19:25] (Flashback) Saku
Why'd you do that?
[19:27] Orizuka; Internal
Did the cat just...?!
[19:29] Orizuka; Internal
I must be pretty drunk myself...
[19:32] Orizuka; Internal
I should go home and sleep.
[19:35] Orizuka
And that's what happened.
[19:36] Saku
I wish you told me about all of this sooner.
[19:39] Orizuka
You never asked about it.
[19:41] Saku
I don't remember it at all.
[19:45] Saku
B-But, according to what you said...
[19:48] Saku
Y-You only saw the entryway
before you went home, right?
[19:52] Saku
I mean, you didn't see anything inside?
[20:02] Orizuka
Don't worry.
[20:03] Orizuka
No man would get any ideas about doing
anything to you in a place full of trash.
[20:08] Saku; Internal
He definitely saw!
[20:12] Saku
I know it's late, but please
allow me to make it up to you!
[20:17] Orizuka
There's no need.
[20:18] Orizuka
I was just a superior taking care of
one of my subordinates. That's all.
[20:21] Saku
Please let me do something.
I'll even run errands for you!
[20:27] Orizuka
Errands?
[20:28] Saku
I don't feel comfortable doing nothing!
[20:31] Orizuka
Oh, that's right. This month...
[20:33] Orizuka
Then can I ask for a favor?
[20:36] Saku
O-Of course! What can I do?
[20:40] Orizuka
I want you to go to the aquarium with me
on the last Sunday of the month.
[20:50] Saku
Huh?
[20:53] Saku
I'm home, Yukichi!
[20:55] Saku
Oh, I'm not hungry yet.
[20:56] Saku
I'll wash up first.
[20:58] Saku
And, I'm going to go out
on the last Sunday of the month.
[21:02] Saku
Why are you so surprised
I'd have plans on the weekend?
[21:05] Saku
Well, somehow I ended up agreeing
to go to the aquarium with my chief
[21:12] Saku
The sea slug idol group UMYU-Sea
is having a live event there.
[21:19] Saku
What? You know about them, Yukichi?!
[21:21] Saku
Are they famous? You have a favorite?!
[21:23] Saku
Which one?
SIGN Searching Youtubo.
[21:25] Saku
Th-This is a surprise...
[21:28] Saku; Internal
He asked for Sea Bunny-chan merch.
[21:33] Saku
I lost again!
SIGN Next Episode
[23:07] Yukichi
I am a masterful cat.
[23:11] Yukichi
A masterful cat knows.
[23:14] Yukichi
You should boost your immune
system to prevent colds.
[23:18] Yukichi
So adding foods with
vitamin C and vitamin A,
[23:22] Yukichi
like carrots and broccoli, is good for you.
[23:25] Yukichi
But the most important thing
is getting proper sleep.
[23:29] Yukichi
Next episode: "A Masterful
Cat Is Good at Giving Care."
SIGN Can
SIGN A Masterful Cat Is Good at Giving Care
[23:33] Yukichi
What a troublesome owner.
E3 - A Masterful Cat Is Good at Giving Care
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[00:16] Yukichi
I am a cat.
[00:19] Yukichi
I may be tooting my own horn,
[00:22] Yukichi
but I consider myself to be
quite a masterful cat.
[00:27] Yukichi
Even one such as I
has pressing concerns.
[00:32] Yukichi
It's that...
SIGN My owner
(a 27-year-old
woman)...
[00:36] Yukichi
My owner still hasn't learned
how to separate the trash!
SIGN ...still hasn't learned how
to separate the trash!
SIGN Stupid
SIGN Stupid
SIGN Stupid
SIGN Birdbrain
SIGN Birdbrain
SIGN Birdbrain
[00:46] Yukichi
I found plastic trash
with the burnable trash!
[00:49] Yukichi
She moved plastic trash
into the PET bottle trash!
SIGN A cat who reseparates
the trash right before
taking it out.
[00:57] Yukichi
Why, Homo sapiens?!
[01:02] Yukichi
How in the world do the neighborhood
crows know how the trash is separated
[01:07] Yukichi
and what day they're put
out better than her?!
SIGN Burnable Trash
SIGN Plastic Trash
SIGN PET Bottles
[01:20] Yukichi
Goodness.
[01:22] Yukichi
I can't believe a company
hired such a worthless human.
[01:28] Yukichi
If she loses her job, I should
immediately give up on her and leave.
[01:35] Saku
Y-Yukichi!
[01:39] Saku
Did you change the recipe
for the hamburg steak sauce?!
[01:42] Saku
You're a genius!
[01:43] Saku
It's so freaking delicious!
[01:46] Saku
What the hell is this?!
[01:49] Saku
You've got to make this again!
[01:58] Saku
This is happiness!
SIGN The Masterful Cat
Is Depressed Again Today
SIGN Can
SIGN A Masterful Cat Is Good at Giving Care
SIGN A Masterful Cat Is Good at Giving Care
SIGN Can
[03:36] Train
...will soon be arriving on platform two.
[03:51] Woman 1
Good morning.
[03:54] Woman 2
Be safe!
[03:56] Child
Hello!
[04:19] Saku
Hey, Yukichi.
[04:23] Saku
It might sound kind of weird
asking you this, but...
[04:29] Saku
Please!
[04:32] Saku
I want you to teach me how to cook.
[04:36] Saku
I got myself an apron
and prepared some tools.
[04:50] Saku
Please! Please, Teacher!
[04:53] Saku
I don't want to grow old only
knowing how to make cup ramen!
[04:59] Saku
I remembered last week!
[05:01] Saku
I'm a worthless human being that can't even
take care of myself without you, Yukichi!
SIGN The place last week
SIGN Just remembered
[05:16] Saku
On top of that...
[05:18] Saku
The people at my company
are starting to think
[05:20] Saku
that I'm the type of woman
that's good at cooking.
[05:24] (Flashback) Female Employee 1
Wow! Fukuzawa-san can even bake sweets?
[05:28] Glasses Manager
Such strong home-making skills!
[05:30] Glasses Manager
Fukuzawa, you always bring your lunch, too.
[05:31] Male Employee 1
You'll make a great wife.
[05:34] Saku
I really can't cook at all!
[05:35] (Flashback) Female Employee 1
If you consider yourself a bad cook,
the rest of us are completely worthless.
[05:37] Yuri
So good...
[05:39] Yuri
Senpai! Please become my wife!
[05:40] (Flashback) Saku
No, no, no, no.
[05:42] Saku
I want to close the gap between
fact and fiction as much as I can
[05:45] Saku
before anyone finds out!
[05:49] Saku
And, so!
[05:51] Saku
I want to become skilled enough
to make my own lunches!
SIGN Homemade Food Even Monkeys Can Make
[05:58] Saku
Please take care of me!
[06:02] Saku
But I really need to start
with something super simple.
SIGN Plain TKG (Tamago-Kake-Gohan) A simple bowl of rice with raw egg. [How to Make] 1: Crack a raw egg over a bowl of rice. 2: Drizzle soy sauce over it. 3: Add topping.
SIGN Rice Balls
Soul Food
1: Spread rice on some plastic wrap.
2: Place filling in the center.
(Don't overfill!)
3: Gather the plastic wrap like a drawstring purse
and shape the rice ball in your hands.
4: Wrap with seaweed.
SIGN Plain rice
with raw egg.
[06:11] Saku
Huh? This?!
[06:15] Saku
Isn't this a bit hard?
[06:17] Saku
I have to crack an egg, right?
[06:25] Saku
No! No! I'm kidding!
[06:27] Saku
No way. No way.
[06:29] Saku
Even I can crack an egg! Bring it on!
[06:39] Saku
Okay! I have an egg!
[06:51] Saku
Now what?!
SIGN Crack a raw
egg over a
bowl of rice.
SIGN Drizzle soy
sauce over it.
SIGN Add
topping.
[07:08] Saku
Hold on!
[07:11] Saku
That's the only explanation
they have for step one?!
[07:14] Saku
How do I crack an egg?!
SIGN Crack a raw
egg over a
bowl of rice.
[07:16] Saku
How is this something
even monkeys can make?!
SIGN Crack
[07:45] Saku
Tiny shell bits are all
over it like a topping!
[07:49] Saku
A-A little calcium never hurts.
[07:51] Saku
No, wait. Egg shells are dangerous
because of salmo-something right?
[08:01] Saku
Huh?
[08:06] Saku
Yukichi, you're amazing!
[08:07] Saku
You can hold chopsticks
so well with those paws.
[08:13] Saku
How're you doing that?
[08:17] Saku
It's done!
[08:19] Saku
Plain raw egg over rice!
[08:22] Saku
Amazing! It's the real thing!
SIGN Glowing
[08:24] Saku
This is the first time I've made
something other than cup ramen!
SIGN Eyes filled with pity
[08:32] Saku
It looks so good!
SIGN Drip...
[09:00] Saku
Something...
[09:01] Saku
Isn't there something easier than this?!
[09:05] Saku
Something where I don't need to
crack eggs or pour soy sauce?
[09:12] Saku
Come to think of it, did we
always have a cookbook like this?
SIGN Hamburg Steak
[09:17] Saku
I never bought something like this.
[09:20] Saku
And you cook without looking at recipes, Yukichi...
[09:26] Saku
But I feel like I've eaten
everything in this book before.
[09:38] Saku
Isn't this all the food you used to make
for me when you were a kitten?!
[09:50] Saku
Why'd you hide?
[09:52] Saku
It's nothing to be embarrassed about!
[09:56] Saku
How nostalgic!
[09:58] Saku
I completely forgot about it since you
started cooking like a pro so quickly!
[10:04] Saku
You looked at every one of these
recipes and cooked them one by one.
[10:09] Saku
Hey, Yukichi!
[10:12] Saku
I want to eat this again!
[10:16] Saku
Rice balls were the first things
you ever made for me!
[10:32] Saku
They look so good!
[10:34] Saku
You're so good at making
triangles with those paws.
[10:37] Saku
How're you doing that?
[10:41] Saku
Afterwards, Yukichi turned the failed
raw egg over rice into rice porridge.
SIGN Crack
[11:58] Saku
Hey, Yukichi.
[12:00] Saku
How do I stop my smartphone
alarm from snoozing?
[12:06] Saku
Whoa! S-Sorry! Are you okay?!
[12:14] Saku
I'm off!
SIGN Tissues
were left
in the
laundry
SIGN Shaking towels vigorously
before hanging them to dry
makes the pile in the
fabric stand up,
making them fluffier.
SIGN Refreshed.
SIGN Rewashing
SIGN Account
Book
SIGN Churu
SIGN A cat who regains
his peace by looking
at the amount saved
in their family bank
account
[13:47] Reporter
Currently, we are having
a completely unexpected rainstorm.
[13:53] Reporter
We suspect the rain clouds
will continue to grow,
[13:57] Reporter
causing even heavier rain into the night.
[14:00] Reporter
A landslide advisory is currently in effect.
[14:03] Reporter
Excuse me! Sorry for bothering you.
[14:06] Reporter
Do you always have that
folding umbrella with you?
[14:09] Saku
Oh, yes!
[14:11] Saku
I got into trouble buying them from
convenience stores all the time,
[14:14] Saku
so now it's always packed for me.
[14:16] Reporter
True, it's quite easy to build up
too many convenience store umbrellas!
[14:19] Saku
I agree!
[14:20] Reporter
Thank goodness you have someone at home
who packs a folding umbrella for you.
[14:25] Saku
Y-Yes, you're right.
I'm always thankful to have him.
[14:31] Reporter
The rain will continue to
get worse, so please be careful.
[14:35] Reporter
Thank you for your time!
[14:38] Reporter
Now, stay tuned for our
next popular segment!
[14:46] Saku
Yukichi, I'm home.
[14:52] Saku
Wh-What's going on?! Dinner looks
so extravagant today!
[14:57] Saku
It looks great! Did something good happen?
[15:02] Saku
Wait, premium beer, too?!
[15:06] Saku
Are you sure? Is it going to
rain again tomorrow?!
[15:09] Saku
No way!
[15:16] Saku
Cheers!
[15:23] Saku
The rain this morning was crazy!
[15:59] Saku
Yukichi!
[16:03] Saku
I bought something good today!
SIGN Catnip Mini Sticks
SIGN Rolling Meow~
SIGN This is
catnip
[16:23] Saku
Hey, watch how you hold it! Watch it!
[16:31] Woman
Good morning.
[16:32] Man
Oh, hello.
[16:38] TV
It is almost 6:50 in the morning.
[16:41] TV
Today's weather will be sunny
throughout the whole country.
[16:45] TV
It is the perfect day to do laundry.
SIGN Before 7 AM
[16:48] TV
Please use the sun efficiently today!
SIGN Year-round late sleeper &
habitually guilty of falling asleep again
[16:53] Saku
G-Good morning.
[17:00] TV
Starting tomorrow, there will be
a drop in barometric pressure
[17:03] TV
which will bring cooler temperatures.
[17:06] TV
Please make sure to
carry outerwear with you.
[17:09] Saku
N-No way! I don't have a fever!
[17:13] Saku
I just happened to wake up
early today. How rude...
[17:20] Saku
H-Huh?
[17:22] Saku
That's weird. Maybe it's broken?
[17:28] Saku
I don't feel...
SIGN Just take
a sick day
aura
[17:34] Saku
No, no! Today's important!
[17:37] Saku
Hey!
[17:41] Saku
P-Please...
[17:44] Saku
I... I really can't take today off!
[17:50] Saku
I have three meetings
first thing in the morning!
[17:54] Saku
It's fine! It's not bad enough that
I need to rest on such an important day!
[18:04] Saku
I mean, normally, I would
totally want to take a day off!
[18:09] Saku
But I have some self-awareness
as a working adult.
[18:21] Saku
Cold! Cold! Cold!
[18:23] Saku
Cold! Cold! Cold!
[18:30] Saku
Ah, Chief, good morning. It's Fukuzawa.
[18:34] [SONG] Text
Cold Medicine
[18:34] [SONG] Text
fever • cough • throat pain
[18:35] Saku
Yes. Yes. I'm sorry.
[18:38] Saku
Please take care of things.
[18:46] Saku
I got half the day off.
[18:49] Saku
It can't be helped.
Don't click your tongue at me.
[18:54] Saku
I have to bring down the
fever by this afternoon.
[18:57] Saku
Sweat... I need to sweat it out.
[19:09] Saku
I'll eat super spicy food
and take a hot bath.
[19:15] Saku
Don't stop me, Yukichi!
SIGN Such actions will cause exhaustion
and be counterproductive
[19:40] Saku
Yukichi...
[19:44] Saku
Yukichi, where are you?
[19:47] Saku
I bought some canned cat food!
[19:51] Saku
I'll definitely try my
best at work this time.
[19:56] Saku
I'll buy you tons of canned cat food...
[20:15] Train
Please stand behind the yellow line.
[20:59] Saku
Shoot, what time is it?
[21:01] Saku
I have to go to work.
[21:08] Saku
I think my fever has gone down a lot.
[21:18] Saku
But I'm still a little tired.
[21:30] Saku
In the end, I got the whole day off.
SIGN Next Episode
[23:07] Yukichi
I am a masterful cat.
[23:10] Yukichi
A masterful cat knows.
[23:12] Yukichi
Sea slugs are a type of marine gastropod
mollusk that evolved to lose their shells.
[23:17] Yukichi
In other words, they are
in the same family as snails.
[23:20] Yukichi
The appendages on their head
look like little horns,
[23:22] Yukichi
so they are commonly called
"cows of the sea" in Japan.
[23:24] Yukichi
These sea slugs are the inspiration
for the sea slug idol group, UMYU-Sea...
[23:28] Yukichi
Out of time?
[23:31] Yukichi
Next episode: "A Masterful
Cat Goes to the Aquarium."
SIGN Can
SIGN A Masterful Cat Goes to the Aquarium
[23:34] Yukichi
I cannot wait.
E4 - A Masterful Cat Goes to the Aquarium
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[00:10] Saku
What is it, Yukichi?
[00:13] Saku
I had to work on my day off yesterday.
[00:16] Saku
Lemme sleep today...
[00:24] Saku
That idol event is on
the last Sunday of the month...
[00:32] Saku
Sunday...
[00:39] (Flashback) Orizuka
Oh, that's right. This month...
[00:42] (Flashback) Orizuka
Then, can I ask for a favor?
[00:44] (Flashback) Saku
O-Of course! What can I do?
[00:47] (Flashback) Orizuka
I want you to go to the aquarium with me
on the last Sunday of the month.
[00:53] Saku
It's today!
[00:56] Saku
Ouch!
[00:59] Saku
What time is it now?!
SIGN The Masterful Cat
Is Depressed Again Today
SIGN Can
SIGN A Masterful Cat Goes to the Aquarium
SIGN A Masterful Cat Goes to the Aquarium
SIGN Can
[02:39] Saku
Ten!
[02:40] Saku
It's still ten in the morning!
[02:42] Saku
Thank goodness. I can still make it.
[02:46] Saku
Thanks!
[02:48] Saku
Uh, we're meeting up at 14:00.
[02:52] Saku
So, I'll head out a little after 13:00.
[02:56] Saku
What's this smell? How nostalgic.
[03:01] Yukichi
Celebratory sekihan.
[03:03] Saku
You're wrong!
[03:04] Saku
This really isn't a date or anything!
[03:09] Saku
I'll still eat it, though.
[03:11] Saku
I'm just accompanying him to
this event because he asked!
[03:17] Saku
Another serving!
[03:19] Saku
This is like an extension of work.
[03:21] Saku
Are you listening?
[03:25] Saku
But would it be weird if
I wore a suit to the aquarium?
[03:31] Saku
It's my day off...
[03:33] Saku
It's fine to dress casually, right?
SIGN Worn
SIGN Shabby
SIGN Ratty old
loungewear
[03:46] Saku
H-How many years has it been
since I last bought casual clothes?
[03:51] Saku
I definitely can't wear my loungewear out.
[03:56] Saku
If only I didn't have to work yesterday!
[04:00] Saku
No, I would have slept. I'm sure of it.
[04:02] Saku
Oh! This!
[04:04] Saku
It's a dress I wore years ago to
a coworker's wedding reception!
[04:08] Saku
Won't this work?
[04:09] Saku
It's not a formal dress. Luck is on my side!
[04:15] Saku
Meat is also on my side...
[04:19] Saku
Yukichi!
[04:27] Saku
Looks like I'll have to go in my suit today.
[04:30] Saku
I'll just say I had work earlier in the day.
[04:35] Saku
Huh?
[04:38] Saku
Hey!
[04:40] Saku
Yuki...
[04:45] Saku
It fits!
[04:46] Saku
How'd you do it?!
[04:49] Saku
Can you turn a pumpkin into a carriage, too?
[04:53] Saku
Oh, it's nothing. Nothing at all.
[05:00] Saku
Thank you so much, Yukichi!
[05:02] Saku
I'll buy you some Churu on the way home!
[05:06] Saku
What's that?
[05:08] Saku
No, thank you!
[05:09] Saku
Goodness! Stop acting like a mom who's
excited about her daughter's first date!
[05:14] Saku
I'm off!
[05:20] Saku
I'll eat those when I get home.
[05:22] Saku
Please wrap them up and
put them in the fridge.
[05:25] Yukichi
Got it.
SIGN Pumpkin Carriage
SIGN Pumpkin Carriage
SIGN Glitter Glitter
[05:33] Yukichi
Bippidi-boppidi-boo!
SIGN Final Journey
SIGN Ching...
SIGN Ching...
SIGN Ching...
SIGN Enoshima Station
[05:56] Orizuka
You're right on time, Fukuzawa.
[05:59] Orizuka
I'm impressed.
[06:01] Orizuka
Well, let's go.
[06:05] Saku; Internal
Wh-Who is that?
[06:11] Orizuka
I'm just messing with you.
[06:13] Orizuka
This child is my niece, Yume.
[06:16] Orizuka
My parents usually take care of her,
but they aren't available today.
[06:21] Orizuka
So it's my turn to take her.
[06:23] Saku
So that's why we're at the aquarium.
[06:26] Yume
UMYU-Sea is coming!
[06:29] Orizuka
Yume is a huge fan of UMYU-Sea.
[06:34] Orizuka
I was pretty much forced to bring her here...
[06:39] Orizuka
But to be honest, I'm not good with children.
[06:43] Orizuka
Your offer came at the perfect time.
[06:47] Orizuka
Yume, this nice lady
will play with you today.
[06:51] Yume
Yay!
[06:53] Saku; Internal
I-I feel like he covered her ears
just now so she wouldn't hear...
[06:59] Saku; Internal
I see. So, I'm a babysitter today.
[07:02] Saku; Internal
But I don't know how to deal
with little kids, either.
[07:06] Saku; Internal
What should I do?
[07:07] Yume
Big Sis!
[07:10] Yume
Your ribbon is so cute!
[07:14] Yukichi
The sound of her heart being stolen.
[07:16] Saku
L-Let's have fun today, Yume-chan!
[07:18] Saku
Come on! Let's go, Chief!
[07:20] Yume
Chief!
[07:23] Orizuka
Fukuzawa, you fell so easily...
[07:27] Saku
Yume-chan, your bag is so cute!
[07:29] Saku
It's a kitty purse!
[07:31] Yume
Yeah! I love kitties!
[07:34] Yume
What about you, Big Sis?
[07:36] Orizuka
Don't you have one?
[07:37] Saku; Internal
I dug my own grave!
[07:38] Yume
How nice!
[07:41] Yume
What kinda kitty is it? Is it fluffy?
[07:44] Saku
U-Um, he's big and black...
[07:49] Yume
Like that one?
[07:50] Saku
Eh?
[07:53] Saku
Hm?
[07:55] Saku
Huh?!
[07:59] Orizuka
Sorry, I have a call.
[08:01] Saku; Internal
W-Wasn't that Yukichi just now?
[08:04] Saku; Internal
Why's he here?!
[08:05] Saku; Internal
And how'd he get in, anyway?!
[08:08] Saku; Internal
I need to make sure it's him
while the chief is on the phone,
[08:11] Saku; Internal
but I can't leave Yume-chan alone!
[08:14] Saku
Wait, what?! Yume-chan?!
[08:16] Yume
Such a fluffy kitty!
[08:19] Saku
Yume-chan!
[08:21] Saku
No, Yume-chan!
[08:22] Saku
You can't follow people you don't know!
[08:24] Yume
It's not a person!
[08:26] Saku
You can't follow kitties you don't know!
[08:28] Saku
Yukichi! Why're you here?!
[08:33] Saku
Don't click your tongue at me!
[08:35] Saku
How'd you get here, anyways?!
[08:37] Saku
Did you take the train?!
[08:44] Yume
Is this kitty's name Yuki-chan?
[08:49] Yume
I remember his name now!
[08:51] Yume
Now I know this kitty!
[08:53] Child 1
Look at that!
[08:55] Child 2
Whoa! It's way too big!
[08:57] Child 3
Let's take a picture!
[08:58] Saku
Shoot! Yukichi! Run!
[09:01] Child 2
Sorry, mister!
[09:06] Child 3
Lemme see!
[09:06] Child 2
Whoa! So cool!
[09:10] Saku; Internal
Things are surprisingly okay?
[09:15] Yume
Fishies!
[09:17] Saku; Internal
Hey, Yukichi!
[09:18] Saku; Internal
Should you really be loitering
around looking at fish?!
[09:21] Saku; Internal
Hurry up and leave before
you really cause a scene!
[09:23] Orizuka
Sorry, Fukuzawa.
[09:25] Saku
Y-Yes!
[09:26] Saku; Internal
Crap!
[09:27] Orizuka
We should head to the stage soon.
[09:30] Saku
Oh, yes!
[09:31] Yume
Welcome back!
[09:35] Saku; Internal
H-Huh? Yukichi?!
[09:37] Saku; Internal
He's gone! Yukichi?!
SIGN Underwater Experience Zone
Feel like you're in the sea!
[09:42] Saku; Internal
Wh-Where'd you go, Yukichi?!
[09:50] Female Staff
Please line up here by twos
for the UMYU-Sea event!
[09:54] Male Staff
The UMYU-Sea event will begin soon.
[10:00] Yume
Big Sis, where's the kitty?
[10:03] Saku
I-I wonder! Who knows?
[10:07] Yume
I wanna watch the show with the kitty!
[10:12] Orizuka
We can't bring a cat into the aquarium.
[10:16] Saku; Internal
I'm so sorry!
[10:18] Orizuka
Come to think of it, do you know
anything about this group, Fukuzawa?
[10:22] Saku
Oh, well! I looked up
a lot of things on Youtubo!
[10:26] UMYU-Sea
The idols of the sea!
[10:28] Saku
Now I can sing some of the songs
without looking at the lyrics.
[10:33] Saku; Internal
I can do the dances, too.
[10:34] Orizuka
You're so serious about everything.
[10:35] Saku
So mean!
[10:38] Saku
What do you like best about UMYU-Sea?
[10:42] Yume
The food, I guess?
[10:45] Orizuka
They started as characters
from an educational show.
[10:49] Saku
Really?
[10:52] Orizuka
They power up by eating
the food from the sea
[10:56] Orizuka
and fight against alien monsters called Gairai
Beasts that want to take over the earth.
[11:00] Orizuka
There's a popular children's show
called Go! Sea Slug Rangers UMYU-Sea!!
SIGN Sea Slug Rangers
SIGN Sea Slug Rangers
[11:08] Saku
You recorded this show again?
SIGN Loves learning channels
[11:10] Saku; Internal
That's how Yukichi knows about them!
[11:14] Saku; Internal
Yukichi suddenly disappeared. Is he okay?
[11:17] Yume
Not yet? Not yet?
[11:18] Saku; Internal
But really. Why did he come?
[11:21] Saku; Internal
He seemed to have thought
I was going on a date today.
[11:26] Saku; Internal
Maybe he was worried about me and wanted
to see what kind of man the chief is?
[11:30] Viewer 1
Whoa! What's that?! A cat?!
[11:32] Viewer 2
Crazy! I should snap a photo!
[11:35] Viewer 3
So big!
[11:37] Narration
Please refrain from taking any
photographs during the show.
[11:41] Viewer 2
Oh, I'm very sorry!
[11:44] Viewer 1
Maybe it's a Gairai Beast
that'll appear in the event!
[11:47] Viewer 3
Oh, you're probably right!
[11:52] Saku; Internal
What are you doing here?!
[11:55] Saku; Internal
Go home while the lights are dim!
[11:57] Saku; Internal
Don't worry about me! I'm fine!
SIGN Sea Bunny
[12:07] Saku; Internal
So that's what he's here for!
[12:09] Umiushi 1
Hello, Enoshima!
[12:11] Yume
Hello!
[12:11] Viewers
Hello!
[12:17] Umiushi
We're different from clione sea angels!
[12:21] Umiushi
We're...
[12:22] Umiushi
We're...
[12:24] Umiushi
Idols of the sea!
[12:28] Saku
I can't enjoy the show
because I'm so worried...
[12:31] Sea Bunny
Next is our customary UMYU-Sea quiz time!
[12:36] Strawberry Milk
If you get all the questions right,
you can win limited edition merch!
[12:39] Strawberry Milk
Try your best!
[12:41] Akane
Here we go!
[12:43] Sea Bunny
Raise your hands if you wanna play!
[12:46] Yume
Me!
[12:49] Guests
Me! Me!
[12:50] Saku; Internal
Hey, now! Don't raise your hand!
[12:52] Strawberry Milk
There!
[12:53] Strawberry Milk
Our first contestant is
the handsome papa in a suit!
[12:54] Yume
Yay! It's Strawberry Milk-chan!
[12:58] Saku
Huh?!
[13:01] Akane
Here's your question!
[13:02] Akane
What are the names
of the sea slugs shown here?
[13:05] Orizuka
One, Coleman's Chromodoris. Two, Tyrannodoris
luteolineata. Three, Halgerda diaphana.
[13:10] Saku; Internal
Chief?!
[13:11] Saku; Internal
He doesn't seem like the type
who'd be good at this stuff,
[13:13] Saku; Internal
but he was able to answer
without any hesitation.
[13:16] Saku; Internal
He really knows his stuff.
[13:18] Sea Bunny
You got them all right! Congratulations!
[13:22] Strawberry Milk
Please choose an item!
[13:24] Orizuka
I'll take this, then.
[13:27] Yume
Here you go, Yume.
[13:30] Yume
It's the live concert limited edition
Strawberry Milk sea slug!
[13:34] Yume
Thank you so much, Uncle Kaoru!
[13:38] Orizuka
Is something funny, Fukuzawa-kun?
[13:42] Saku
Not at all, Uncle Kaoru.
[13:45] Orizuka
Shut your mouth.
[13:46] Sea Bunny
Thank you for today! See you again soon!
[13:50] Viewers
Bye-bye!
[13:50] Yume
Bye-bye!
[13:54] Yume
It was so much fun!
[13:55] Orizuka
You're right.
[13:57] Saku
You're actually not bad
with kids at all, are you?
[14:01] Orizuka
What are you saying?
[14:02] Orizuka
She invaded my day off.
To me, she's a Gairai Beast.
[14:08] Saku
But, look, you even remember
the things she likes!
[14:14] Saku
I think that's more than enough!
[14:17] Orizuka
Are you sure that's enough?
[14:21] Saku
Just look at how happy Yume-chan is!
[14:26] Saku
Lost again, Yume-chan?!
[14:28] Orizuka
Yume!
[14:30] Saku
Yume-chan!
[14:32] Orizuka
Yume!
[14:33] Saku
Where are you, Yume-chan?!
[14:35] Yume
I'm right here!
[14:38] Orizuka
Yume!
[14:38] Saku
There you are! Thank goodness!
[14:41] Orizuka
Sorry, Fukuzawa. I didn't
realize I let go of her hand.
[14:45] Saku
No, I'm just glad she didn't get lost.
[14:48] Saku
Yume-chan, let's hold hands now.
[14:52] Saku
Why do you have that basket with you?
[14:54] Saku
I've seen that basket before...
[14:56] Yume
Yuki-chan gave it to me!
[14:58] Orizuka
Yuki-chan?
[15:02] Saku
Um, uh, a friend of mine!
[15:05] Saku
We happened to see him
when you took your call.
[15:09] Saku
I'm so sorry!
[15:11] Orizuka
I see.
[15:13] Orizuka
Why are you apologizing?
[15:14] Yume
Yuki-chan said we should eat these together.
[15:18] Orizuka
Amazing. It looks just
like the lunches you bring.
[15:24] Yume
Hey, Big Sis!
[15:27] Yume
Will you play with me again?
[15:29] Saku
Of course! I had a great time today!
[15:33] Yume
Then bring Yuki-chan with you next time!
[15:35] Yume
I wanna fluffy hug again!
[15:37] Saku
Huh?!
[15:38] Orizuka
Fluffy?
[15:41] Saku
I-I'll ask!
[16:17] Saku
Yuki-chan...
[16:19] Saku
Yuki-chan, are you home?
[16:22] Saku
The sandwiches were delicious.
[16:24] Saku
I can't believe you took the train
and came all the way to the aquarium...
[16:28] Saku
What will you do if you make it
on Toritter or something?
[16:32] Saku
What?!
[16:34] Saku
Yukichi!
[16:35] Saku
What's wrong, Yukichi?!
[16:36] Saku
No! Don't die!
[16:52] Saku
Of course you're tired.
You overexerted yourself...
[16:57] Saku
Well, as long as you're safe.
[17:01] Saku
I haven't seen Yukichi's
sleeping face in a while.
[17:11] Saku
Get some good rest tonight.
SIGN The Next Morning
[17:33] Saku
Please forgive me!
[17:37] [SONG] Text
She begged for her life
using the UMYU-Sea merch
she got for him.
[17:38] [SONG] Text
A Sea Bunny-chan
key holder
[17:42] UMYU-Sea
We're different from clione sea angels!
[17:46] UMYU-Sea
We're...
[17:48] UMYU-Sea
We're...
[17:49] UMYU-Sea
Idols of the sea!
[18:02] UMYU-Sea
All of the sea and the sky!
[18:06] Saku; Internal
UMYU-Sea is on TV again...
[18:06] UMYU-Sea
We'll protect all of the earth!
[18:13] UMYU-Sea
The sweets we eat after defeating all of
the Gairai Beasts are the most delicious!
[18:26] UMYU-Sea
—rangers UMYU-Sea!
[18:30] Saku
No! No! No! No!
[18:32] Saku
I'm not deleting it! I'm not!
[18:36] Narration
Lucky cat.
SIGN Nishina
[18:45] Manager
I wish that cat would
really come and work here.
[18:45] Narration
Manager's vision.
[18:51] Rio; Internal
How the heck can you say that if you're
managing a store that sells food?
[18:55] Manager
Our sales always go up when
that cat visits the store.
SIGN Manager
[18:59] Manager
I feel like he's a real life lucky cat.
[19:02] Manager
I wish he'd come every day! Seriously!
[19:05] Rio
Why don't you post a "hiring cats"
flyer outside the store?
[19:10] Manager
That's a great idea!
[19:11] Rio
I was kidding.
SIGN Hiring Full
and Part-Time!!
SIGN Want to have a great time
working with us?
SIGN No experience needed!! Cats OK!!!
[19:13] Customer 2
C-Cats? What in the world...
[19:14] Customer 1
Why does it say "cats OK"?!
[19:17] Customer 1
That's so funny!
[19:17] Narration
It trended on Toritter
for being such a strange flyer.
[19:21] Narration
It's fine.
[19:24] Oshiro
Fukuzawa, don't you have a cat?
[19:26] Saku
Y-Yeah...
[19:28] Oshiro
My friend's cat got fat from a lack
of exercise. Is your cat okay?
[19:34] Oshiro
Do you have a plan for getting it exercise?
[19:36] Saku
Huh? Plans?
[19:38] Yuri
Like giving it lots of toys to play with.
[19:41] Saku
Oh...
[19:50] Yuri
Or maybe getting a cat tower?
[19:53] Saku
Uh...
[20:03] Saku
I don't do anything like that for my cat,
[20:06] Saku
but it's fine since he's free
to go in and out as he pleases.
[20:09] Yuri
That's not fine at all!
[20:11] Yuri
You don't lock your doors?!
[20:13] Narration
Can't resist.
[20:22] Saku
My shoulders have been killing me lately...
[20:24] Saku
Yukichi, do we have any pain relief patches?
[20:30] Saku
That feels so good!
[20:31] Saku
I can feel it stretching out
and your toe beans are so warm!
[20:38] Saku
Yeah! Put more of your weight on me!
[20:41] Saku
There! There! There! There!
[20:42] Saku
Yukichi, you could become
a professional masseuse!
[20:46] Saku
Your claws! Put your claws away!
[20:47] Saku
I'm being stabbed!
[20:49] Saku
Resist that instinct!
[20:52] Narration
Those gloves.
[20:56] Saku
Hey, Yukichi...
[20:58] Saku
It's been bothering me a bit.
[21:00] Saku
The gloves you use when dealing with
water aren't made for humans, right?
[21:06] Saku
No one sells anything like them, right?
[21:09] Saku
Wait, does that mean...
SIGN Super Water Repellent
SIGN Spread...
[21:11] Saku
Whoa! You have materials to make them!
SIGN Stretchy Water Repellent Base
[21:13] Saku
I've heard of foxes buying mittens,
but never a cat making gloves!
[21:18] Saku
Huh?! Is this a pattern?!
[21:19] Saku
You even made a pattern for it?!
[21:23] Saku
You should open up a store!
[21:25] Saku
A specialty shop for large cats!
SIGN A job Yukichi ought to do
[21:31] Saku
Okay, everyone. Let's go!
SIGN Childcare Worker
SIGN Next Episode
[23:07] Yukichi
I am a masterful cat.
[23:10] Yukichi
A masterful cat knows.
[23:13] Yukichi
There are tricks to make food
taste delicious even when it's cold.
[23:18] Yukichi
Pick lean meats, so the fat doesn't harden.
[23:22] Yukichi
Food tastes blander when it's cold,
so add more seasoning than you typically would.
[23:27] Yukichi
These are a few ways to
make cold food more delicious.
[23:30] Yukichi
Next episode: "A Masterful Cat
Also Goes to Birthday Parties."
SIGN Can
SIGN A Masterful Cat Also Goes to Birthday Parties
[23:35] Yukichi
I am fully prepared.
E5 - A Masterful Cat Also Goes to Birthday Parties
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[00:19] Saku
Yukichi, I'm home!
[00:21] Saku
Our company did Premium Friday
for the first time today!
[00:26] Saku
There was still a little light
in the sky, it was so moving!
[00:32] Saku
What's wrong?
[00:34] Saku
Huh? C-Could it be?
[00:37] Saku
Can you tell I petted the crap
out of a doggy on my way home?
[00:39] Owner
Oh, my.
[00:40] Saku
Doggy...
[00:43] Saku
There were a lot of people out
walking their dogs. I couldn't help it.
[00:47] Saku
Yukichi! Sorry!
[00:48] Saku
Sorry!
[00:54] Yuri
Cats often get really upset if you
pet other animals while you're out.
[00:59] Saku
An animal's nose can be so scary!
[01:02] Yuri
Speaking of their noses, does your
cat try to lick your face toner?
[01:07] Saku
Face toner?
[01:09] Yuri
My family's cat loved licking my face
right after I put on my face toner.
[01:12] Yuri
It was hard to get away!
[01:15] Yuri
Stop it!
[01:18] Yuri
I've heard of cats licking
freshly shampooed hair, too.
[01:21] Saku
Ow! Ow! Ow! Your tongue is so rough!
[01:24] Saku
That's a little scary!
[01:28] Saku
Thank goodness my cat doesn't do that...
[01:31] Yuri
Yeah. It's bad for them to
ingest any of that stuff.
SIGN Tremble
Tremble
SIGN He's fine coming across them outside,
but he's a cat that can't stand them
in his territory (inside the house)
SIGN The Masterful Cat
Is Depressed Again Today
SIGN Can
SIGN A Masterful Cat Also Goes to Birthday Parties
SIGN A Masterful Cat Also Goes to Birthday Parties
SIGN Can
[03:33] Saku
Is it morning already?
[03:34] Saku
No way. I'm gonna take the day off...
[03:42] Saku
I'm not hungry...
[03:45] Saku
It's good.
[04:23] Coworker 1
Fukuzawa-san is always so put together.
[04:27] Yuri
And on top of that, she takes
care of a cat. She's too amazing.
[04:31] Coworker 1
She's a perfect example of a masterful woman.
[04:33] Coworker 1
Does she really live by herself?
[04:48] Orizuka
Fukuzawa.
[04:50] Saku
Chief?!
[04:50] Saku
Sorry! I'm still in the middle of printing.
[04:53] Orizuka
No, this isn't about work.
[04:55] Saku
Huh?
SIGN To Saku-chan
[05:01] Orizuka
Yume wanted me to give this to you.
SIGN Chief's Niece (3)
[05:06] Orizuka
It's, well, an invitation
to her birthday party.
[05:10] Saku
Huh?
[05:12] Saku
I-I-Is this really for me?!
[05:15] Saku
I haven't been to a birthday party in ages!
[05:18] Orizuka
I won't be there since
I'll be on a business trip,
[05:21] Orizuka
but she really wanted me
to give this to you.
[05:23] Saku
I'm so happy!
SIGN To Yuki-chan
SIGN To Yuki-chan
SIGN To Yuki-chan
SIGN To Yuki-chan
[05:28] Orizuka
She wrote one for your friend,
Yuki-san, too. Can you pass it along?
SIGN Place: Yume's House
Time: 11:30 ~
SIGN Feel free to bring food or drink!
Call my mom if you have any questions
(080-XXXX-XXXX)
[05:46] Saku
So that's what happened.
[05:49] Saku
We got invited to Yume-chan's birthday party.
[05:53] Saku
Well, I'm sure that Yume-chan will be
sad, but I'll have to go alone.
[06:14] Saku
Yukichi?
SIGN Open Inari Sushi
[06:17] Saku
No way!
[06:18] Saku
Hold on a second there!
[06:20] Saku
You're not planning to go, are you?
[06:21] Saku
Yume-chan's family and friends will be there!
[06:25] Saku
How am I supposed to explain you?!
[06:29] Saku
Huh?
SIGN Place: Yume's House
Time: 11:30 ~
(080-XXXX-XXXX)
[06:31] Yume
Feel free to bring food or drink!
[06:34] Yume
Call my mom if you have any questions.
[06:38] Yume
Make sure to wear a costume!
[06:40] Yume
From Yume.
[06:41] Narration
Look!
[06:43] Saku
Oh, a costume party.
[06:47] Saku
A costume?
[06:49] Station Announcer
Please wait for the next train.
[06:52] Saku; Internal
A costume party, huh?
[06:54] Saku; Internal
Maybe Yukichi can slip in
without being found out?
[07:08] Saku; Internal
Slip in?! What am I thinking?!
[07:11] Saku; Internal
My conscience won't allow it!
[07:13] Oshiro
So true!
[07:15] Saku
I'll be heading home first.
[07:16] Oshiro
Wow, it's rare for you
to head home so early.
[07:18] Yuri
Great job today.
[07:21] Saku
Yukichi!
[07:23] Saku
It's too dangerous!
[07:24] Saku
It's definitely way too dangerous!
[07:27] Saku
Wait, what are you making?
[07:31] Saku
Huh?! Is that stuffed animal
a present for Yume-chan?!
[07:36] Saku
This is so freaking cute!
[07:39] Saku
It's a mini Yukichi!
[07:41] Saku
Make me one so I can take it to work!
SIGN Social custom
[07:46] Saku
What's that?
[07:48] Saku
Another stuffed animal?
[07:53] Saku
Oh, you made a costume for me?!
[08:00] Saku
I'm a mouse!
[08:01] Saku
This reminds me of my
school cultural festival!
[08:05] Saku
What's this? Is this what we're bringing?
[08:08] Saku
What? I can have a taste?!
[08:10] Saku
These are super cute!
[08:15] Saku
So good!
[08:26] Saku
Yukichi...
[08:27] Saku
Let's go home.
[08:29] Saku
Home! Home! Home! Everyone's gonna find out!
[08:33] Saku
Why'd we show up dressed so confidently?!
[08:37] Saku
And Yume-chan's house is in the neighborhood!
SIGN Yume's House
SIGN Large Street
SIGN Saku's Apartment
[08:41] Narration
Within walking distance!
[08:42] Saku
Worst-case scenario, we might cause
a huge scene and have to move!
[08:47] Yume
Saku-chan! Yuki-chan! You came!
[08:51] Saku
Yume-chan!
[08:52] Child 1
Yume-chan! We're here!
[08:55] Child 2
Hello!
[08:57] Saku
H-Hello!
[08:59] Yume's Mom
It's cold out. Let's hurry inside!
[09:00] Child 2
Wow! He even has cat hands!
[09:03] Saku
Oh, uh, no, we're actually...
[09:05] Yume
Come in! Come in! I'm coming down!
[09:10] Saku
Huh? Uh, wait!
[09:10] Everyone
Sorry for intruding!
[09:12] Yume
Welcome!
[09:20] Saku; Internal
I'm so glad the chief is on a business trip!
[09:27] Everyone
Happy birthday, Yume-chan!
[09:31] Yume
Thank you!
[09:33] Child 1
I'm so jealous, Yume-chan!
[09:33] Child 2
So cute!
[09:35] Witch Mom
What is that?! A stuffed animal?!
[09:37] Devil Mom
Is it a stuffed bear?!
[09:38] Saku; Internal
Why is he drawing more
attention to himself?!
[09:41] Saku; Internal
Does he want us to move?!
[09:45] Yume
Yuki-chan! This way!
[09:47] Witch Mom
It moved!
[09:48] Devil Mom
Th-That means it's alive, right?
[09:51] Saku; Internal
Th-This is bad!
[09:53] Maid Mom
I often see that cat
in the neighborhood pharmacy!
[09:57] Maid Mom
I've always wondered about it!
[10:00] Cone Hat Mom
It's that huge cat rumored to appear
at the supermarket in 3-Chome!
[10:04] Devil Mom
Those rumors are true?!
[10:10] Witch Mom
Oh, so it's a cat suit.
[10:13] Devil Mom
I've heard that technology
nowadays is pretty amazing.
[10:17] Cone Hat Mom
But I wonder why that person
always wears a cat costume.
[10:20] Saku
Good job dressing up as
someone in a cat costume!
[10:23] Yume's Mom
Fukuzawa-san, aren't you
from Kaoru's company?
[10:27] Saku
Kao...?
[10:28] Saku
Oh, yes!
[10:29] Saku
He always takes care of me!
[10:31] Yume's Mom
Thank you for always taking
care of my little brother.
[10:35] Saku; Internal
She must be Yume-chan's mother. She's so young!
[10:38] Saku
Um, your daughter was kind enough
to invite me here today.
[10:43] Yume's Mom
I heard that you played
with her at the aquarium.
[10:48] Yume's Mom
I'm sorry you had to spend one
of your days off that way.
[10:51] Saku
Oh, it's f-fine!
[10:53] Saku
I would have just slept the day
away if I stayed home...
[10:59] Saku
Wait, little brother?!
[11:02] Yume's Mom
Yes, Kaoru is my little brother.
[11:05] Saku; Internal
This person is older than the chief?!
SIGN 32 Years Old
[11:10] Saku; Internal
In other words, she's older than me*?!
[11:14] Yume's Mom
I heard about Yuki-san from Yume.
He's really quite a large cat.
[11:20] Saku
Huh? Come to think of it,
where did they go?!
[11:23] Yume's Mom
Yume pulled him up to
the second floor just now.
[11:28] Yume's Mom
She probably ran to my mother's room.
[11:31] Saku
By mother, do you mean
Chief O-Orizuka's mother?
[11:36] Yume's Mom
Oh, he didn't tell you?
[11:38] Yume's Mom
This is our family home.
[11:43] Yume's Mom
We used it for the party
because it's spacious.
[11:46] Yume's Mom
Would you like to see the room
my little brother grew up in?
[11:50] Yume's Mom
His graduation album is here, too.
[11:52] Saku
I-I-I wouldn't dare!
[11:54] Saku; Internal
You should have told me, Chief!
[11:56] Saku; Internal
I feel awkward now!
[12:01] Yume
Yuki-chan! Over here! Over here!
[12:07] Yume
There's someone I want you
to meet on the second floor!
[12:10] Yume
My grandma!
[12:14] Yume
It's okay to come up.
Grandma used to have a cat, too.
[12:21] Yume
Jeez!
[12:25] Yume
All the kids who want to see all
the UMYU-Sea stuff I collected! Come up!
[12:29] Yume
I have event-only stuff, too!
[12:53] Yume
Grandma!
[12:56] Grandmother
That cute voice must be from Yume-chan.
[13:03] Yume
Grandma's eyes can't
see that well anymore.
[13:07] Yume
Grandma!
[13:10] Yume
This is the Yuki-chan
I told you about before!
[13:12] Grandmother
Oh, my. You came to visit?
[13:15] Grandmother
Nice to meet you.
[13:17] Grandmother
I am Yume's grandmother.
[13:39] Grandmother
You really are a large and impressive cat.
[13:48] Grandmother
Your fur is very beautiful.
[13:51] Grandmother
It reminds me of the black cat
I used to have.
[13:55] Grandmother
My cat became a part of the stars
quite a long time ago.
[13:59] Grandmother
My cat was also very intelligent.
[14:10] Saku
Yume-chan!
[14:11] Yume
Yes!
[14:12] Saku
Where are you, Yukichi?
[14:14] Saku
Yume's mom wants to start the party...
[14:18] Saku
I-I-I'm so sorry!
[14:20] Saku
U-Um, he's definitely not a dangerous cat!
[14:24] Grandmother
Are you a part of Yuki-san's family?
[14:27] Saku
Y-Yes!
[14:29] Grandmother
What a lucky young lady.
[14:32] Grandmother
You are living with a lucky anko cat.
[14:38] Grandmother
My grandfather often told me
[14:42] Grandmother
that black cats are called anko cats,
[14:44] Grandmother
and they are lucky cats that
bring their owners great luck.
[15:00] Grandmother
How nice.
[15:03] Yume's Mom?
Right?
[15:03] Grandmother
Happy birthday, Yume-chan.
[15:07] Yume's Mom
Happy birthday, Yume.
[15:16] Mothers
Yume-chan, happy birthday!
[15:18] Mom 1
So tasty. They're amazing!
[15:20] Mom 3
Are the buns homemade, too?
[15:23] Saku
Happy birthday!
[15:24] Yume
Wow!
[15:27] Yume's Mom
Say, "Cheese!"
[15:31] Yume's Mom
Thank you very much.
[15:34] Yume
Come again soon!
[15:36] Saku
See you again!
[15:40] Saku
I was worried about what
would happen! I was so nervous!
[15:43] Saku
The cat suit zipper worked perfectly!
[15:59] Saku
Well, I was just thinking, what if
you were just a man in a cat suit?
[16:10] Saku
It's been a long time since
we've come by this park!
[16:22] Saku
You were curled up under
that bench, Yukichi...
[16:35] Grandmother
My grandfather often told me
[16:38] (Flashback) Grandmother
that black cats are called anko cats,
[16:41] Grandmother
and they are lucky cats that*
bring their owners great luck.
[16:52] Saku
The moment I saw you...
[16:54] Saku
I was craving something sweet,
[16:58] Saku
so I thought you were an ohagi rice cake.
[17:02] Saku
Ouch! Ouch! Your claws!
[17:09] Orizuka; Internal
Oh, that was today...
[17:12] Orizuka; Internal
Fukuzawa even managed to prepare
a costume on such short notice.
[17:16] Orizuka; Internal
Did her friend Yuki-san come?
[17:21] Orizuka; Internal
Where did this realistic-looking
cat suit come from?
[17:25] Orizuka; Internal
Scary...
[17:29] Orizuka; Internal
Thank goodness I had to work.
[17:31] Orizuka; Internal
I should buy her a souvenir to thank her.
[17:35] Narration
A few days ago...
[17:49] Saku; Internal
Slip in?! What am I thinking?!
[17:52] (Flashback) Saku
Yukichi!
[17:53] (Flashback) Saku
It's too dangerous!
[17:55] (Flashback) Saku
It's definitely way too dangerous!
[17:58] (Flashback) Saku
Wait, what are you making?
[18:02] (Flashback) Saku
Huh?! Is that stuffed animal
a present for Yume-chan?!
[18:07] (Flashback) Saku
Hey, Yukichi!
[18:08] (Flashback) Saku
I'm serious! I really want one!
[18:14] (Flashback) Saku
It fits so perfectly in my arms!
[18:16] (Flashback) Saku
And the shape totally triggers
my motherly protective instincts!
[18:21] (Flashback) Saku
It makes me want to take care of a cat!
SIGN Means no harm
[18:31] Saku; Narration
In the end, he didn't make me one...
[18:35] Station Announcer
Thank you for boarding this train.
[18:53] Yukichi; Internal
Worthless human...
[18:57] Yukichi; Internal
Even for a company drinking party, she's late...
[19:06] Yukichi; Internal
Every single time, she barely
makes it on the last train...
[19:09] Yukichi; Internal
And she usually drinks so much she ends up
passing out at the entrance...
[19:18] Yukichi; Internal
One of these days, she might not even
make it home before passing out.
[19:24] Yukichi; Internal
Forget about being male or female...
She's worthless as a living creature.
[19:29] Yukichi; Internal
At this rate, she'll never find a mate.
[19:36] Saku
Oh, Yukichi?
[19:37] Saku
Well, you know...
[19:39] Saku
I'm just taking a little break
at the park nearby,
[19:44] Saku
but I'm so sleepy...
[19:54] Yukichi; Internal
That fool!
[19:57] Yukichi; Internal
Natural selection culls creatures
with no sense of danger!
[20:19] Yukichi; Internal
I'm definitely hitting that
stupid face of hers today!
[20:27] Saku
Yukichi...
[20:30] Saku
Another serving of rice!
[20:42] Saku
So tasty...
[21:24] Yukichi; Internal
I'll wait for her near the station on
the nights she goes drinking from now on.
SIGN Next Episode
[23:07] Yukichi
I am a masterful cat.
[23:10] Yukichi
A masterful cat knows.
[23:13] Yukichi
You must be careful when
taking pictures of a cat.
[23:17] Yukichi
Cats are sometimes surprised
by the sound of a shutter,
[23:20] Yukichi
and the flash can cause great injury to their eyes.
[23:24] Yukichi
I hope you take care when
taking cute pictures of them.
[23:28] Yukichi
Next episode: "A Masterful Cat Is Photogenic."
SIGN Can
SIGN A Masterful Cat Is Photogenic
[23:33] Yukichi
You may take my picture.
E6 - A Masterful Cat Is Photogenic
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[00:12] Saku
It's so cold!
[00:13] Saku
I'll want the kotatsu soon!
[00:16] Saku
We won't make it through
the winter with this little heater!
[00:20] Saku
Hey, Yukichi. Where's our kotatsu?
[00:27] Saku
Huh?
[00:28] Saku
Huh?!
[00:28] Saku
We have a kotatsu, right?!
[00:31] Saku
You threw it away?!
[00:33] Saku
Why?! That's terrible!
[00:38] Narration
One year ago...
[01:00] Saku
Oh, I forgot about that...
SIGN The Masterful Cat
Is Depressed Again Today
SIGN Can
SIGN A Masterful Cat Is Photogenic
SIGN A Masterful Cat Is Photogenic
SIGN Can
[02:55] Saku
U-Um!
[02:58] Saku
Why don't we buy a new
kotatsu with my bonus?
[03:03] Saku
I have sincerely reflected
upon my past mistakes!
[03:08] Saku
I won't make it my nest!
[03:10] Saku
I won't eat or drink near it!
[03:12] Saku
I also won't forget to turn it off!
[03:14] Saku
So, please!
[03:29] Saku
It makes me sad that you don't trust me!
[03:32] Saku
Just imagine!
[03:34] Saku
A kotatsu is a must for someone
who hates air conditioners like you, Yukichi!
[03:38] Saku
It'll gently warm your toe beans after they
freeze from doing housework or going out.
[03:44] Saku
A small oasis.
[03:46] Saku
Just imagine!
SIGN It'll gently warm frozen toe beans...
[03:54] Narration
It'll gently warm frozen toe beans...
SIGN Gwah!!
SIGN Scrub
Scrub
[04:10] Saku
Why?!
[04:13] Train Announcer
Please stand behind the yellow line.
[04:18] Saku; Internal
I should just go ahead and buy one!
[04:23] Saku; Internal
He won't toss it out since he's so stingy.
[04:25] Saku; Internal
Ko-ta-tsu...
[04:28] Saku; Internal
Buy now on Amazun...
[04:30] Saku
Wha?!
[04:33] Saku
H-Hey, hey, hey! Where are
you taking my phone?!
[04:37] Saku
No!
[04:38] Saku
You're too resolute about this!
[04:45] Narration
Rescued.
[04:49] Saku; Internal
That was scary...
[04:51] Saku; Internal
Begging didn't work.
[04:53] Saku; Internal
I couldn't force my way through, either!
[04:55] Saku; Internal
If that's the case...
[04:59] Saku; Internal
I'll have to bribe him.
[05:01] Saku; Internal
Churu! Nyan Petit! Silver vine! Catnip!
[05:04] Saku; Internal
I'll buy it all!
[05:08] Saku
Yukichi! I'll do the grocery
shopping today...
[05:10] Saku
Wait, he already left?!
[05:12] Saku
He's too freaking capable!
[05:18] Store Kid
Let's have curry tonight!
Mama, doesn't it sound good?
[05:21] Store Kid 2
Buy it! Buy it!
[05:22] Mom 2
No!
[05:25] Mom 3
Don't wander around!
[05:27] Child 3
Okay.
[05:30] Man
Don't run around.
[05:45] Clerk
Do you have a point card?
SIGN Nishina
SIGN Prize
SIGN Prize
[05:58] Rio
This way for the lottery drawing.
SIGN Prize
SIGN Prize
SIGN Prize
[06:03] Rio
You can spin the lottery machine
for every five eligible receipts.
[06:09] Narration
Prize C, a personal kotatsu with futon.
[06:12] Rio
You have two spins.
[06:14] Man
Thanks.
SIGN Receipts
[06:29] Rio
Here's your participation reward,
pocket tissues.
[07:15] Saku
A life without a kotatsu...
[07:18] Saku
What's the point of living?
[07:29] Saku
I'm home!
[07:31] Saku
Ouch!
[07:34] Saku
Don't open the door so suddenly!
[07:39] Saku
Hey! What's wrong, Yukichi?!
SIGN 2 Piece Set (Table • Futon)
Personal Kotatsu
SIGN Prize
[07:49] Saku
I-It's not what you're thinking!
[07:51] Saku
I didn't buy it!
[07:53] Saku
I won it from the lottery
at the supermarket!
[07:56] Saku
I borrowed their cart.
SIGN Prize
[08:00] Saku
An old lady gave me her extra receipts
when I went out to buy your favorites.
[08:07] Saku
Four receipts!
[08:09] Saku
So, I gave it a try, and I got the prize!
[08:17] Saku
Installation complete!
[08:20] Saku
Now, now, now! Come join me, Yukichi-sama!
[08:23] Saku
I even borrowed an UMYU-Sea
live concert DVD!
[08:28] Narration
Cat food only.
[08:31] Saku
Well? Well? Isn't it nice?!
[08:33] Saku
What do you want to eat first?
[08:39] Saku
Don't worry about me!
[08:41] Saku
I'm super happy just sitting in a kotatsu.
[08:45] Saku
You can sleep if you feel sleepy!
[08:48] Saku
I'll clean everything up!
[08:54] Saku
Huh?
[09:03] Saku
Huh?!
[09:06] Saku
No! No! I'm fine!
[09:08] Saku
Huh? I-Is it really okay?
[09:11] Saku
Can I really drink it?!
[09:15] Saku
Yukichi bought a baby guard
tabletop cover the next day.
SIGN Safety guard for babies
SIGN Purr
[09:30] Saku; Internal
He nodded off!
[09:44] Saku
Hey, Yukichi.
[09:48] Saku
Yukki! Yukki-chan!
[09:52] Saku
Hey...
[09:55] Saku
Yukichi! Play with me!
[09:58] Saku
I'm bored! Yukichi!
[10:02] Saku
Boo!
[10:06] Saku
I... I'm sorry...
[10:14] Narration
Green foxtail.
SIGN Slap
SIGN Slap
SIGN Slap
SIGN Slap
SIGN Slap
SIGN Slap
SIGN Slap
SIGN Slap
SIGN Slap
SIGN Slap
SIGN Slap
SIGN Slap
[10:39] Saku
I'm home, Yukichi!
[10:41] Saku
I brought you a present!
[10:43] [SONG] Text
Excited
Excited
[10:44] Saku
Ta-dah!
[10:45] [SONG] Text
Ba-dump
Ba-dump
SIGN Slap Slap
SIGN Pat Pat Pat
SIGN Restless
SIGN Slap
[10:50] [SONG] Text
Excited
Excited
[10:50] [SONG] Text
Ba-dump
Ba-dump
[10:50] Saku
Come on! Come on!
[11:06] Saku
That wasn't what I was expecting at all!
[11:12] Narration
Its scientific name is Setaria viridis*.
[11:32] Delivery
Hello! White Cat Delivery Service!
[11:37] Delivery
Are you Fukuzawa-san?
[11:40] Delivery
Uh, Fukuzawa Saku-san?
[11:43] Delivery
I have a delivery for her. May I get
a signature or a hanko stamp?
[11:48] Delivery; Internal
Huh? A human? A human, right?
[11:51] Delivery; Internal
A cat suit? To wear around the house?
[11:54] Delivery
Oh, thanks.
[11:58] Delivery
Th-Thank you for your thoughtfulness.
[12:04] Delivery
That scared me! Damn it, Senpai!
[12:08] Delivery
He should have told me
about someone like that.
[12:11] Delivery
Should I make a report
about it to the company?
[12:21] Delivery
Well, I guess it doesn't matter as long
as I don't have to redeliver the package.
[12:34] Station Announcer
Thank you very much*
for using our station today.
[12:40] Saku
I'm home, Yukichi.
[12:43] Saku
What's this? From Mom?
[12:46] Saku
Really, a Mamazun delivery?
[12:49] Saku
Oh, there's a letter.
SIGN To Saku
[12:51] Mother
My dear stupid daughter,
how is Yukichi-chan doing?
[12:56] Mother
Knowing your slovenly and desultory character,
your father and I are worried about him.
[13:00] Saku
As usual, she doesn't sugarcoat anything.
[13:03] Mother
I have sent cat food to
ease some of our worries.
[13:07] [SONG] Text
Packed...
[13:08] Mother
Please send pictures of Yukichi-chan
to us every once in a while.
[13:11] Mother
Sincerely, your mother.
[13:13] Saku
It's really all cat food.
[13:18] Saku
Yukichi! Can I take your picture?
[13:25] Saku
No! No! There's no need
to make a peace sign!
[13:28] Saku
I want to send it to Mom!
[13:31] Saku
"He's doing great."
[13:32] Saku
That's all I sent as a text message.
[13:35] Saku
Whoa! That was fast!
[13:38] Mother
Yukichi-chan's picture
isn't included in your text?
[13:43] Saku
Yukichi, can you act a little more like a cat?
[13:48] Saku
Like a normal cat!
[13:52] Saku
I haven't told my parents
how big you've gotten!
[13:56] Saku
I'm begging you!
[14:07] Saku
Got it...
[14:08] Saku
Will you use some cat pictures
I find as reference?
[14:13] Saku
Oh, yeah!
[14:15] Saku
Maybe taking your picture head on
is making your size stand out!
[14:20] Saku
I should try taking a picture
from high up or down low!
[14:25] Narration
From above.
[14:28] Narration
From below.
[14:32] Saku; Internal
The room looks even smaller.
[14:36] Saku
I'll just have to make a fake!
[14:39] Narration
Brushing gloves meant for large dogs.
[14:42] Saku
Yukichi! Lie down right there!
[14:52] Saku
Okay! Turn over!
SIGN Just fur
[15:10] Saku
Look! Curled up and sleeping!
[15:13] Saku
It looks just like a cat.
[15:17] Mother
That just looks like a black ball.
Are you kidding me?
[15:23] Mother
How hard is it to send over
a picture of your own cat?
[15:27] Mother
Are you really taking care of him?
[15:30] Saku
This is bad! This is really bad!
[15:35] Mother
Could it be that his home
environment is really terrible?
[15:38] Saku
Th-That's not true...
[15:41] Saku
M-Maybe it's not not true, but...
[15:43] Saku
"He improved his home environment
by himself, and he's living well."
[15:46] Saku
I can't really tell her that...
[15:50] Mother
I should go over and
check on Yukichi-chan myself...
[15:53] Saku
I knew it!
[15:54] Saku
She said something terrifying!
[15:56] Saku
What should I do?!
[15:57] Saku
What should I do, Yukichi?!
[15:59] Saku
Do something!
[16:04] Saku
I'm not talking about how to host her!
[16:06] Saku
Wait, why do you know
Mom's alcohol preferences?!
[16:11] Mother
Goodness! What is taking her so long?
[16:15] Mother
I should really visit if she doesn't
send me a proper photo this time.
[16:21] Mother
What in the world? You should have
just sent this over from the start!
[16:24] Father
Oh, how rare.
[16:26] Father
A message from Saku?
[16:27] Mother
Yes! Quite rare!
[16:29] Mother
She hasn't sent a picture
of herself in years!
[16:33] Father
Oh! Send it to me, too!
[16:35] Mother
Goodness. That stupid girl.
[16:38] Mother
She never contacts us on her own!
[16:40] Father
Oh, my.
[16:41] Mother
Jeez! Jeez! Jeez!
[16:43] Father; Internal
Goodness. She's not honest at all.
[16:48] Saku
Looks like we placated her...
[16:50] Saku
Your plan was a complete success, Yukichi.
SIGN Perspective
[16:53] Saku
As expected!
[16:55] Saku
I think she's mad that
I haven't gone home in a while.
[17:01] Saku
Oh!
[17:02] Saku
We should take some more pictures like this!
[17:06] Saku
I need to have some prepared just
in case she asks for more.
[17:11] Saku
I can show off pictures like this at work!
[17:15] Saku
"Isn't my cat super cute?"
[17:20] Saku
For now, though, I want a beer!
[17:25] Saku
We had a huge photo shoot on a different day.
[17:29] Narration
The photo shoot on a different day.
[17:31] Saku
Help me!
[17:35] Saku
This one is really good!
SIGN A human who has completely forgotten
her original intention after playing
around with trick photos.
SIGN A cat who got increasingly serious about
photo angles and composition.
[17:42] Train Announcer
The train will be arriving soon.
[17:46] Saku
I'm home, Yukichi!
[17:54] Saku
A message?
[17:56] Saku
From Mom?
[17:58] Mother
I received something nice,
so I sent it to you.
[18:02] Mother
I feel bad that I didn't send
anything for Yukichi-chan.
[18:05] Mother
But you need to properly
cook for yourself at home!
[18:08] Saku
"Got it." Sent.
[18:11] Saku
Yukichi, did I get a package?
[18:20] Saku
He's super happy?!
[18:24] Saku
What? What'd we get?!
[18:27] Saku
Is this a stone plate?
SIGN High Quality Sharpening Stone
[18:30] Saku
Oh, it's a sharpening stone.
[18:32] Saku
Like for knives.
[18:34] Saku
I've never seen one in person.
[18:38] Saku
All yours.
[18:41] Saku
Whoa! I-I-It's Mom!
[18:44] Saku
Y-Yes. Hello?
[18:46] Mother
Sorry, were you in the middle of a date?
[18:51] Saku
I was just looking at the package you sent!
[18:56] Saku
Thanks for the sharpening stone.
[18:57] Mother
Is Yukichi-chan disappointed
because that's all I sent today?
[19:02] Saku
No, he's super happy about it.
[19:04] Mother
Huh? He's happy?
[19:07] Saku
No! The box! The cardboard box!
SIGN Squeeze
[19:09] Saku
Don't normal cats love them?!
[19:11] Mother
What do you mean by normal cats?
[19:13] Mother
Are there abnormal cats out there?
[19:15] Saku
Definitely not!
[19:17] Mother
I want to see Yukichi-chan in a box, too!
[19:20] Saku
Huh?! That's impossible!
[19:23] Mother
Why?!
[19:25] Saku
I'm just tired!
[19:26] Saku
I have to work early tomorrow
so I'm going to bed!
[19:29] Mother
Then at least let me hear him meow!
[19:31] Saku
Meow?!
[19:42] Saku; Internal
I've never heard him meow myself!
[19:45] Saku; Internal
I've heard his weird laugh
a few times, though.
[19:48] Saku
He's the type that doesn't meow much.
[19:51] Mother
Oh, he's the perfect type
for an apartment, then.
SIGN Purr
SIGN Purr
[20:00] Saku
I satisfied her with his purring.
[20:04] Saku
Yukichi, I'm going to take a bath.
[20:09] Saku
Oh! Are you going to start sharpening?!
[20:12] Saku
I didn't know you needed
a sharpening stone at home, too.
[20:16] Saku
I thought only professionals used them.
[20:18] Chef
I end my workday by sharpening my knife.
[20:22] Saku
How did you get by until now?
[20:31] Saku
A teacup?
[20:33] Saku
Huh? You can sharpen a knife that way?!
[20:37] Saku
Amazing! What a life hack!
[20:43] Saku
Don't look at me like it's common sense!
[20:47] Saku
It's definitely not common
sense for a cat, you know?!
[20:57] Saku; Internal
I would have bought him one
if I knew it'd make him that happy.
[21:03] Saku
Yukichi, what's for dinner?
[21:16] Saku
Y-Yamanba?!
SIGN Hee Hee Hee
[21:27] Saku; Internal
Thank you, Mom.
[21:29] Saku; Internal
We're both enjoying the wonders
of a sharpening stone.
SIGN Deeply moved
SIGN Next Episode
[23:07] Yukichi
I am a masterful cat.
[23:09] Yukichi
A masterful cat knows.
[23:12] Yukichi
There are DIY projects that you can do
without asking a professional.
[23:16] Yukichi
DIY stands for "Do It Yourself."
[23:18] Yukichi
This term expressing self-reliance
[23:20] Yukichi
is said to have been coined in London
at the end of World War II.
[23:26] Yukichi
If my human only tried to
do more things herself...
[23:29] Yukichi
No, that'd be a problem.
[23:30] Yukichi
Next episode: "A Masterful Cat Is Able to DIY."
SIGN Can
SIGN A Masterful Cat Is Able to DIY
[23:34] Yukichi
Do it yourself.
E7 - A Masterful Cat Is Able to DIY
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[00:06] Oshiro
That meeting was way too long!
[00:09] Yuri
My stomach almost grumbled!
[00:12] Oshiro
Fukuzawa, yours definitely did.
[00:15] Saku
Did you hear it?
[00:17] Saku
Sorry.
[00:19] Saku; Internal
I mean...
[00:21] Saku; Internal
I kept thinking about
the lunch box waiting for me!
[00:23] Narration
Today's Yukichi special.
[00:25] Saku
Thank you for the meal!
[00:32] Saku
Wh-What?
[00:33] Oshiro
Are you trying to show off your homemaking
skills with your lunch boxes, Fukuzawa?
[00:37] Yuri
Maybe you're aiming for a super
high-spec marriage partner?
[00:40] Oshiro
Once again, your lunch looks amazing.
[00:42] Saku
No, no, no! Not at all!
[00:45] Yuri
So you're really making
lunches like that for fun?
[00:48] Oshiro
But you want to get married, right?
[00:52] Saku
Marriage?
[00:55] Yuri
That's the face of someone who
isn't thinking about things at all..
[00:59] Oshiro
You're going to miss your chance if you keep
picking at your lunch without thinking about things.
[01:02] Yuri
How was that singles party you went to?
[01:06] Oshiro
Actually, my friends and I ended up
going to a city-sponsored singles event.
[01:11] Yuri
How'd it go?!
[01:12] Oshiro
Well...
[01:14] Saku; Internal
Marriage?
[01:20] Saku
As incompetent as I am...
SIGN The Masterful Cat
Is Depressed Again Today
SIGN Can
SIGN A Masterful Cat Is Able to DIY
SIGN A Masterful Cat Is Able to DIY
SIGN Can
[03:01] Saku; Internal
Marriage?
[03:05] Saku
As incompetent as I am...
[03:08] Saku; Internal
A marriage with Yukichi by my side?!
[03:15] Husband
Thank you for making my lunch box today!
[03:18] Husband
You even ironed my shirt for me.
[03:21] Husband
You're such a masterful cat!
[03:28] Husband
I don't mind going through with the divorce,
but I can't live without Yukichi.
[03:34] Saku
No way!
[03:35] Saku
Yukichi is my cat! Don't be ridiculous!
[03:39] Husband
Yukichi has also told me he doesn't want to
go back to living off of your meager salary.
[03:45] Husband
Make sure to send that to the ward office.
[03:50] Saku
Yukichi! Yukichi!
[03:55] Saku
No marriage! I won't hand my Yukichi over!
[03:58] Yuri/Oshiro
Huh?
[03:59] Yuri/Oshiro
Yukichi bills? It's about money?!
[04:01] Saku
What a terrifying thought!
[04:05] Oshiro
So, what kind of man are you
looking for, Yuri-chan?
[04:08] Yuri
Me?
[04:10] Yuri
I have a father complex, so I'd like
a tolerant older man who'd spoil me rotten.
[04:18] Yuri
Being rich would be a plus.
[04:20] Yuri
I hope he'll take the lead
with chores around the house
[04:24] Yuri
and forgive me for being
bad at cleaning up.
[04:29] Yuri
Oh! It'd also be amazing if he'd make lunches for me!
[04:32] Yuri
A kind of motherly man who'd say,
"Make sure to eat vegetables, too."
[04:37] Oshiro
I totally get you.
[04:39] Saku; Internal
Lunch...
[04:40] Yuri
Even though I know that kind
of dream man doesn't exist!
[04:44] Saku
No, they might be more
common than you think...
[04:47] Yuri/Oshiro
Huh?!
[04:48] Saku; Internal
I have one at home myself.
[04:52] Saku; Internal
He's a cat, though.
[04:53] Narration
Epitome of the tolerant homemaker.
[05:13] Saku
If...
[05:15] Saku
Hypothetically, okay?
[05:18] Saku
If a person with double my salary
came and said they wanted you...
[05:25] Saku
Yukichi, would you...?
[05:28] Saku
No hesitation?!
[05:30] Saku
Y-You heartless cat!
[05:32] Saku
Shouldn't you have wavered
for at least three seconds?!
[05:45] Saku
Your ability to toss me aside so decisively
after thinking that deeply is cruel, too!
[05:49] Saku
I've decided!
[05:51] Saku
I'm going to earn some qualifications!
I'll increase my salary!
[05:57] Saku
It's time to sleep?!
[05:59] Saku
I'm not a growing child!
[06:01] Saku
There are times when an adult
has to do what they have to do!
[06:18] Saku
D-Don't get me wrong!
[06:19] Saku
I just happen to be sleepy today!
[06:23] Saku
Starting tomorrow, I'm totally
gonna pull all-nighters!
[06:28] Saku; Narration
I was asleep in three seconds.
[06:41] Narration
Now, consider this.
[06:44] Narration
The metallic sounds that can be
faintly heard in the darkness...
[06:47] Narration
Could they be the sound of samurai
ghosts walking throughout the village,
[06:53] Narration
creating supernatural chaos?
[06:56] Narration
When we reviewed the video
recording of the night before...
SIGN Village of Samurai Ghosts
SIGN The mysterious metallic sounds—!!
[07:06] Narration
Thursday Horror Special.*
[07:08] Narration*
Be sure to catch us again next week.
[07:12] Saku
I-It wasn't that scary.
[07:18] Saku; Internal
What should I do?!
That scared the crap out of me...
[07:21] Saku; Internal
Why'd I say I wanted to watch it again?!
[07:24] Saku
What should we watch?
[07:26] Saku
Oh! Horror Special's on?
[07:29] Saku; Internal
No, Yukichi seemed interested,
so I couldn't help myself!
SIGN Following
unconsciously
[07:36] Saku
Huh? Huh?!
[07:39] Saku
Oh, no! It's nothing!
[07:42] Saku
Oh, yeah! Beer!
[07:44] Saku
I want a beer! A beer!
[07:46] Saku; Internal
Maybe I won't be scared if I'm drunk!
[07:51] Bath Monitor
Your bath has been drawn.
[07:53] Saku
No!
[07:54] Saku
No, no, no! Beer!
[07:55] Saku
I'll take a bath after a beer!
[07:57] Saku
I promise I won't sleep in the tub!
[08:00] Saku
It's no use! He has zero trust in me!
[08:06] Saku
I don't wanna! I don't wanna!
[08:08] Saku
Then, I'm not taking a bath today!
[08:09] Saku
I'll skip the bath, drink a beer, and sleep!
[08:17] Saku
Hold on.
[08:18] Saku
Why did you have something like this on you?
[08:25] Saku; Internal
This is bad.
[08:28] Saku; Internal
He's treating me more
and more like a little kid.
[08:31] Saku; Internal
If he finds out that
I'm too scared to take a bath
[08:34] Saku; Internal
because I watched a horror show...
[08:36] Saku; Internal
I'll lose all my respect as a pet owner!
[08:39] Narration
There wasn't any to begin with.
[08:42] Saku; Internal
Who's scared of samurai ghosts?
[08:55] Saku
Ouch!
SIGN Hangers
SIGN Scale
[08:58] Saku; Internal
Bad!
[08:59] Saku; Internal
This is really bad!
[09:00] Saku; Internal
Am I so terrified that
I'm having hallucinations?!
[09:03] Saku; Internal
I should just wash my hair and hurry out!
[09:07] Saku; Internal
Don't think about anything. Forget it all.
[09:10] Saku; Internal
Who cares about some samurai ghosts!
[09:12] Saku; Internal
What if I look up and there's
a ghost in the mirror?!
[09:16] Saku; Internal
It's no use!
[09:17] Saku; Internal
Why do I keep thinking of horror cliches?!
[09:21] Saku; Internal
An adult shouldn't be scared
of something like this!
[09:23] Saku; Internal
Probably!
[09:28] Narration
Planning to have her step
on it once she comes out.
[09:34] Saku
Yeah, it was a nice bath...
[09:38] Saku
Sorry for being so noisy.
[09:42] Saku
Anyways, I should have a beer...
[09:48] Saku
I've warmed up. I'm fine. I'm fine.
SIGN Gulp
[09:58] Saku
So cold!
[10:04] Saku
L-Looks like chugging the beer
made me a little cold?
[10:09] Saku
Yukichi, let's go to bed!
[10:12] Saku
I-I mean, it'll be warm
if we sleep together!
[10:24] Saku; Internal
I should stop thinking
about it and go to bed.
[10:28] Saku; Internal
It's okay. I'm an adult.
[10:31] Saku; Internal
Three seconds is all I need to fall asleep.
[10:44] Saku; Internal
I'm an adult! I'm an adult!
I'm an adult! I'm an adult! I'm...
[10:50] Saku; Internal
What's that sound?
[10:52] Saku; Internal
So scary! I can't sleep!
[10:57] Saku; Internal
Did Yukichi go and take a look?
[11:09] Saku; Internal
He's not coming back.
[11:13] Saku
Yukichi?
[11:19] Saku
Yukichi?
[11:31] Saku
Wh... Wh-Wh-Wh-What're you doing?!
[11:42] Saku
I can't! I can't! I can't!
[11:43] Saku
I can't forget what I just saw!
SIGN Daiginjo
[11:49] Saku; Internal
He's going to make me forget!
[11:51] Saku
Come to think of it, you did that a lot
when you were a kitten.
[11:57] Saku
You could just pour some out to drink.
[11:59] Saku
There's no need to hide something like that.
[12:02] Saku
You should act more freely at home.
[12:06] Saku
It's important to be a little
careful outside, though.
[12:09] Saku
I want you to be more
relaxed at home, Yukichi.
[12:15] Saku
Oh, and...
[12:17] Saku
That ghost show left me terrified, but then
you surprised all the fear right out of me.
[12:22] Saku
I thought I'd never fall asleep...
[12:25] Saku
Wait, don't get the wrong idea!
I wasn't that scared of it!
[12:29] Saku
I know that it's all fake re-enactments!
[12:32] Saku
Jeez! Another cup!
[12:33] Saku
Make some snacks, too!
[12:58] Saku
Sorry, was I being loud?
[13:01] Saku
I was looking at something on Ista
my work junior showed me recently.
[13:05] Saku
She said that looking at a cat owner's account
makes you feel like you're taking care of a cat.
[13:14] Saku
No, no. That's not it!
[13:15] Saku
Of course you're a cat, Yukichi!
[13:17] Saku
You're a cat, but...
[13:18] Saku
Oh, that café au lait looks good!
SIGN Tremble
[13:20] Saku
U-Um!
[13:22] Saku
The chief has been asking me
about you lately!
[13:27] (Flashback) Saku
Y-Yes! He's doing great!
[13:30] Orizuka; Internal
Someone who lives a place
filled with trash has a cat?
[13:33] Orizuka; Internal
Is she taking care of it right?
[13:36] Saku
I think he's wondering if I've been
taking good care of you, like my mom...
[13:41] Saku
The chief seems to like cats.
[13:44] Saku
That's why I'm looking
at various cat owner accounts.
[13:48] Saku
I'm hoping I look a little less suspicious
[13:50] Saku
if I manage to make cats
part of my daily life.
[13:55] Saku
Wh-What's wrong?
[13:57] Saku
What are you warming up for?
[14:01] Saku
A-Are you going to show me
something a regular cat would do?!
[14:07] Saku
Y-Yukichi!
[14:10] Saku
Oh! That's the scratching post
I've never seen you use!
[14:15] Saku
I just finished watching a clip
of a cat that had to be rescued
[14:18] Saku
because its claws got stuck in one!
[14:23] Narrator
Lute-playing priest.
[14:27] Saku
I knew it...
[14:30] Saku
Yeah. Well, Yukichi is Yukichi.
[14:35] Saku
You don't need to force
yourself to act like a regular cat.
[14:41] Saku
What are you doing now?
[14:43] Saku
Oh! Could this be the skill
[14:45] Saku
where a cat walks through a bunch of items
without knocking any over?!
[14:47] Narration
Weave...
[14:49] Saku
What? Can you really do it?!
[14:52] Saku
But your legs are bigger
than a regular cat's!
[14:56] Saku
Okay! Then, give it a try!
SIGN Plum Pulp
SIGN Japanese Mustard
SIGN Tap Tap
Shf Ta-Tap Ta-Tap
SIGN Tap Tap
[15:06] Saku
Yeah. That's amazing...
[15:08] Saku
It's amazing, but it doesn't
look cat-like at all!
[15:12] Saku
Wait, what is that?
[15:14] Saku
What even is a regular cat? What's normal?!
[15:16] Saku
I don't know anymore.
SIGN Cat Labyrinth
[15:18] Saku
Could it be that regular cats
are actually imaginary creatures?!
[15:23] Saku
I'm pretty sure I'm going to fail in seconds
if the chief asks me about cats again.
[15:28] Saku
There's no point in looking
at all these Ista reels.
[15:32] Saku
Look at...
[15:39] Saku
Huh?! Are you puffing out your cheeks?!
[15:42] Saku
Do cats have cheeks that work like that?
[15:43] Saku
Stop!
[15:44] Saku
I'm getting more and
more confused about cats!
[15:50] Saku
Oh, but there's one thing I completely
agree with other cat owners about!
[15:55] Saku
No matter how cute other cats are, I always
end up thinking my cat is the cutest.
[16:05] Saku
Well, that's the only one though...
[16:14] Saku
Yay!
[16:15] Saku
If only I could talk about
the delicious food my cat makes for me!
[16:19] Saku
I'd be able to go on and on!
[16:26] Saku
Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot!
[16:28] Saku
I need to leave in three minutes!
[16:30] Saku
Sorry, Yukichi!
[16:31] Saku
I'm just going to take the coffee...
[16:44] Saku
Y-Yukichi! I'm sorry!
[16:46] Saku; Internal
He's gonna cluck his tongue again!
[16:48] Saku
Huh?
[16:52] Saku
He broke?!
[16:53] Saku
Sorry!
[16:54] Saku
I'm sorry for being so airheaded!
[16:56] Saku
I deeply regret my actions! P-Please!
[17:01] Saku
Please stay calm!
[17:03] Saku
He's gone mad!
[17:05] Saku
Wh-What are you doing?!
[17:07] Saku
Wait, does wallpaper
normally come off so easily?
[17:10] Saku
Huh?
[17:11] Saku
The wallpaper is still there!
[17:13] Saku
There are two layers?!
[17:16] Saku
Did you know that something
like this would happen one day?
SIGN Removable Wallpaper
Rental Friendly
[17:22] Saku
You're a genius!
[17:23] Saku
The very picture of the perfect renter!
[17:24] Saku
The guardian deity of security deposits!
[17:27] Saku
And I know that this is
the worst timing ever!
[17:30] Saku
But I'm really gonna be late!
[17:31] Saku
I need to go! I'm so sorry!
[17:33] Saku
I'm heading out!
[17:45] Narration
Apply pressure.
[17:49] Narration
Apply pressure again.
[17:53] Narration
And repeat.
[17:55] Narration
Cut away.
[17:59] Narration
Reapplication complete.
[18:32] Narration
Perfect.
[18:34] Train Announcer
We appreciate everyone's cooperation.
[18:38] Saku
I'm home, Yukichi!
[18:39] Saku
Sorry about what happened this morning!
[18:41] Saku
I brought a lot of cans of cat food
home as an apology...
[18:45] Saku
Completely renovated?!
[18:48] Saku
Wh-Where'd this cabinet come from?!
[18:51] Saku
This door is made from wooden slats!
[18:53] Saku
The shelf that used to be here...
[18:55] Saku
You made it into something else?!
[18:57] Saku
Are you some kind of artisan?!
[19:01] Saku
He looks intoxicated!
[19:03] Saku
He's intoxicated with his own capabilities!
[19:05] Saku
Well, he really is talented after all.
[19:11] Saku
This is so nice!
[19:13] Saku
I feel like I'm in heaven compared
to the hell of this morning.
[19:16] Saku
This doesn't even feel
like my place anymore.
[19:27] Saku
Oh! Yeah, another serving!
[19:31] Saku
Thanks...
[19:33] Saku; Internal
I feel like the place gets nicer
every time I make a mess.
[19:38] Saku; Internal
But I better keep that thought
to myself for my own safety.
[19:54] Yukichi
A turbulent room creates a turbulent heart.
[19:58] Yukichi
And so, as a masterful cat,
[20:02] Yukichi
daily cleaning is a must.
[20:04] Yukichi
Diligent decluttering is also key.
[20:08] Yukichi
However...
[20:08] Yukichi
Even so!
[20:10] Yukichi
If you clean and declutter to the extreme...
[20:13] Yukichi
Only a utilitarian room
like a prison cell will remain.
[20:18] Yukichi
Only a mediocre cat would do such a thing!
[20:21] Yukichi
A home is a place one returns to
for rest and recovery.
[20:26] Saku
Home!
[20:28] Yukichi
While filth is unacceptable,
[20:30] Yukichi
a place too minimalist will not soothe the soul.
[20:33] Yukichi
Especially for my worthless human,
whose mind is made of tofu.
[20:34] Saku
Tofu brain...
[20:40] Saku
I don't wanna go to work...
[20:42] Yukichi
Healing is a crucial factor
for her in a home.
[20:46] Yukichi
Without passing the threshold of chaos,
[20:48] Yukichi
a fine balance must be maintained.
[20:51] Yukichi
The lighting and interior design
must also be carefully considered.
[20:58] Yukichi
All carefully considered, but...
[21:02] Yukichi
Instead of breeding diligence,
[21:04] Yukichi
she seems to be accelerating
down the path of indolence.
[21:10] Yukichi
Why is this the result?
[21:14] Saku
I don't think I can ever leave here again.
[21:21] Saku
I should take the day off...
[21:25] Yukichi
It seems her environment
still requires improvement.
[21:30] Yukichi
I'll go out and take a look at some
aromatherapy oils to try today.
SIGN ° Aromatherapy oils are dangerous for normal cats.
Please be careful.
[21:33] ---
I can't breathe...
SIGN Next Episode
[23:07] Yukichi
I am a masterful cat.
[23:10] Yukichi
A masterful cat knows.
[23:13] Yukichi
Boosting the parasympathetic nervous
system makes rest more efficient.
[23:19] Yukichi
It slows your body down
and puts it into recovery mode.
[23:23] Yukichi
Stretching before bedtime and soaking
in a lukewarm bath are effective.
[23:27] Yukichi
Conversely, accumulating stress
is counterproductive.
[23:31] Yukichi
Next episode: "A Masterful
Cat Has a Lot of Worries."
SIGN Can
SIGN A Masterful Cat Has a Lot of Worries
[23:35] Yukichi
How stressful.
E8 - A Masterful Cat Has a Lot of Worries
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[00:08] Narration
Out shopping for dinner.
SIGN Please take me home
SIGN The Masterful Cat
Is Depressed Again Today
SIGN Can
SIGN A Masterful Cat Has a Lot of Worries
SIGN A Masterful Cat Has a Lot of Worries
SIGN Can
[02:38] Yume
Yuki-chan! What are you doing here?!
[02:44] Yume
Oh, me?
[02:46] Yume
I was, um... What was it again?
[02:49] Yume
Oh! That's right!
[02:51] Yume
I was looking for a new home!
[02:55] Yume
For this kitten!
[03:02] Yume
It was in this box.
[03:03] Yume
I want to keep it, but pets
aren't allowed at home.
[03:08] Yume
Grandma can't keep it because
Grandma's eyes aren't good.
[03:14] Yume
That's why I'm gonna stay with it
until someone takes it home.
[03:23] Yume
No! I'm not going home!
[03:25] Yume
It's not cold!
[03:26] Yume
Not going home! Not going home!
[03:27] Yume
I won't go home no matter what!
SIGN Snug
[03:57] Yume
Yume's gonna live here from now on!
[04:05] Yume
What's wrong with the kitty?
[04:08] Yume
Oh! Is it hungry?
[04:10] Yume
Yuki-chan, can you give it milk?!
[04:13] Narration
I am a male cat.
[04:16] Rio
That will be 2,318 yen.
[04:19] Rio
Huh?!
[04:21] Rio; Internal
Did he have a kid?
SIGN Feeding Bottle
SIGN Kitten Milk
[04:24] Yume
Wow! It's drinking it!
[04:26] Yume
It's so cute!
[04:28] Yume
I...
[04:29] Yume
I really wanna keep it...
[04:32] Yume
Then I could feed it milk every
day and sleep in the same bed.
[04:37] Yume
I would play with it every day and
once it got as big as Yuki-chan...
[04:42] Yume
We could go see UMYU-Sea together!
[04:52] Yume
It's raining.
[04:53] Yume
The kitty'll get wet!
[04:54] Yume
Get in my coat!
[05:00] Yume
Wh-Where are we going?!
[05:09] Mei
My, my, my, my!
[05:11] Mei
How cute.
[05:13] Mei
"Please take me home," it says.
[05:16] Mei
Are you looking for someone
to take this kitten home?
[05:18] Yume
Will you take it in, Granny?
[05:21] Mei
Well, we're allowed to keep one pet here,
[05:27] Mei
but my age has gotten the better of me.
[05:32] Mei
Let me ask one of my friends.
SIGN Swift
[05:40] Mei
Oh, Shokichi-san's married grandchild
has been wanting to raise a cat.
[05:47] Mei
I can take care of it until
they come to pick it up.
[05:51] Yume
Bye-bye, kitty.
[05:53] Yume
Stay healthy!
[06:08] Yume
Hey, Yuki-chan.
[06:11] Yume
Do you think the kitty will forget about me?
[06:30] (Flashback) Yume
Wow! It's drinking it!
[06:32] (Flashback) Yume
It's so cute!
[06:33] (Flashback) Yume
I...
[06:35] (Flashback) Yume
I really wanna keep it...
[06:37] (Flashback) Mei
I can take care of it until
they come to pick it up.
[06:40] (Flashback) Yume
Bye-bye, kitty.
[06:42] (Flashback) Yume
Stay healthy!
[07:03] Yume's Mom
Yume!
[07:06] Yume's Mom
I finally found you!
[07:08] Yume's Mom
Where did you run off to?!
[07:09] Yume
Oh, Mom!
[07:10] Yume's Mom
You can't run off without
saying where you're going!
[07:14] Yume's Mom
Oh? What happened to the kitten?
[07:17] Yume
Yuki-chan's friend's friend...
[07:21] Narration
Giant cat kidnaps little girl.
SIGN The little girl was found due to her
crying and loud resistance.
The culprit has been arrested.
During the investigation,
the culprit claimed, "I really
wasn't planning on eating her."
[07:23] Yume's Mom
I'm sorry for causing you trouble, Yuki-san.
[07:27] Yume's Mom
Thank you for finding a home for the kitten.
[07:30] Yume
Thanks, Yuki-chan!
[07:32] Yume
Let's live together in the park again!
SIGN The granny next door
who is tempted to raise it
after thinking,
"Maybe it'll grow just as
big as Yukichi?"
SIGN Stare...
SIGN Pervert assaulting girls sighted
in the neighborhood!!
Please report any suspicious sightings!!
Culprit's Description:
• Male 30 to 50 years old
• 160 to 170 cm tall
• Black sweats
• Gray sneakers
• He only targets women with black hair.
Seen wearing a dark-colored baseball cap
TEL XXX-XXX-XXXX
Kuroyoshi Police
[07:55] Mei
Goodness, a pervert in the area?
[07:59] Mei
This is the first time I've seen a flier
like this in our neighborhood! How scary.
[08:04] Mei
Isn't Saku-chan coming home late today, too?
[08:07] Mei
I hope she'll be all right.
[08:10] Mei
It's not like you can wait
for her at the station.
[08:14] Mei
I hope they catch the culprit soon.
[08:23] Train Announcer
A train at full capacity is arriving.
[08:27] Rio
Welcome.
[08:30] Rio; Internal
This guy's been coming a lot lately.
SIGN Security Buzzer
SIGN Very Loud
SIGN with Flashlight
[08:35] Rio; Internal
A security buzzer and pepper spray?
[08:38] Rio; Internal
Oh, yeah. There's been talk about a pervert
walking around assaulting women.
[08:43] Rio; Internal
The manager mentioned it
during the morning meeting.
[08:47] Rio
Thank you very much.
[08:50] Rio; Internal
Huh? Is the person inside
the cat suit actually a woman?!
[08:54] Rio; Internal
I thought it was some old man.
SIGN Pervert assaulting girls sighted
in the neighborhood!!
Please report any suspicious sightings!!
Culprit's Description:
• Male 30 to 50 years old
• 160 to 170 cm tall
• Black sweats
• Gray sneakers
• He only targets women with black hair.
Seen wearing a dark-colored baseball cap
TEL XXX-XXX-XXXX
Kuroyoshi Police
[09:41] Rio
Hey! What are you doing?!
[09:43] Ex-Boyfriend
Hey, come on! Listen to me!
[09:52] Rio
S-Someone! Help!
[09:54] Ex-Boyfriend
There's no need to scream, Rio!
[09:57] Ex-Boyfriend
We should talk a little more
before breaking up!
[09:59] Ex-Boyfriend
A bear?!
[10:01] Rio
C-Cat-san?!
[10:03] Ex-Boyfriend
Are you stupid?!
[10:04] Ex-Boyfriend
There's no way a cat would be that big!
[10:07] Rio
Don't call me stupid!
[10:10] Rio
That's what I hate about you!
[10:12] Ex-Boyfriend
Shut up!
[10:13] Ex-Boyfriend
Just come over here, stupid!
[10:17] Ex-Boyfriend
What the hell is wrong with you?!
[10:19] Ex-Boyfriend
Are you freaking kidding me?!
[10:20] Ex-Boyfriend
You stupid bear!
[10:50] Rio
Hey! What are you doing?!
[10:54] Rio
S-Someone! Help!
[10:56] Ex-Boyfriend
There's no need to scream, Rio!
[11:00] Ex-Boyfriend
What the hell is wrong with you?!
[11:01] Ex-Boyfriend
Are you freaking kidding me?!
[11:03] Ex-Boyfriend
You stupid bear!
[11:14] Ex-Boyfriend
Ouch...
[11:15] Ex-Boyfriend
What the hell are you doing?!
[11:17] Ex-Boyfriend
I'm gonna kill you!
[11:18] Saku
Perfect. You've been recorded.
[11:21] Saku
What are you going to do?
[11:22] Saku
Will you promise to go home and never
come around this neighborhood again?
[11:28] Saku
Or will you be paying a visit
to the police station with me?
[11:36] Ex-Boyfriend
L-Like hell I'd ever come here again!
[11:53] Saku
Thank goodness he was a weakling!
[11:56] Saku
That surprised me!
[11:58] Saku
I followed the commotion
and found you here, Yukichi!
[12:02] Saku
Oh, are either of you hurt?
[12:04] Saku
Was it all right to let him go?
Should we chase after him?
[12:08] Rio
Oh, um, thank you very much.
[12:12] Rio
He was really persistent...
[12:14] Saku
Oh, haven't I seen you somewhere before?
[12:16] Rio
Yes! My name is Rio. I work
as a cashier at the supermarket.
[12:20] Rio
You're very strong! Who are you?!
[12:24] Saku
No, no. I've really lost my touch.
SIGN Currently frozen...
[12:28] Saku
Oh, do the two of you know each other?
SIGN Currently
frozen...
SIGN ...in a cat-like state.
[12:32] Rio
Yes! He's a regular at our supermarket...
SIGN Currently
frozen...
SIGN ...in a cat-like state.
[12:38] Saku
A police car! It's the police!
[12:40] Saku
Let's run, Yukichi!
[12:41] Saku
I mean! Let's go home!
[12:42] Rio
U-Um!
[12:43] Saku
Which way is your house, Rio-san?!
SIGN Currently frozen...
...in a cat-like state.
[12:48] Rio
I'll stay behind and explain to
the officers that it was just a lovers' spat.
SIGN Continuing to gather himself...
[12:54] Rio
It'll be troublesome for your
cat to be here, so please go!
[12:57] Saku
R-Right. Thanks.
[13:00] Saku
We'll be off, then!
[13:02] Saku
Let's go, Yukichi.
[13:12] Saku
Hurry!
[13:15] Saku
Why don't you run on all fours?!
[13:19] Rio; Internal
I missed my chance.
[13:20] Rio; Internal
I wanted to ask her for her name...
[13:23] TV
We have news on the serial assaulter
[13:25] Saku
I'm definitely gonna be sore tomorrow.
[13:25] TV
that has been threatening Kuroyoshi
city in K prefecture since last week.
[13:28] TV
A male suspect in his fifties
has just been arrested.
SIGN Useless Cat
[13:29] Saku
We're in the Kuroyoshi area!
[13:31] Saku
Huh? Could it be that you were
coming to get me because of this?
[13:32] TV
The victims were all women who had
no prior association with the culprit.
[13:36] Saku
And why are you sulking
in the corner like that?
[13:41] Saku
Jeez, that's so unlike you!
[13:43] Saku
Everything's fine now! Thanks!
[13:45] Saku
But I'm so hungry after all that exercise!
[13:51] Saku
He recovers so fast!
[13:53] Saku
What's for dinner today?
[14:01] Narration
A few days later.
[14:09] Rio
Manager, I found out the name of that cat.
[14:13] Manager
What?!
[14:15] Manager
C-Can you tell me?
[14:17] Rio
Of course not.
[14:20] Manager
Aren't you being way too cold?!
[14:21] Rio
It's private information.
[14:23] Manager
You're really gonna make me cry soon!
[14:31] Yukichi
I am a cat.
[14:44] Yukichi
However, I am no ordinary cat!
[15:01] Yukichi
On that unseasonably snowy night...
[15:19] Saku; flashback
If you have nowhere to go,
how about coming with me?
[15:23] Yukichi
There was a peculiar human that spoke to me.
[15:29] Yukichi
I was a stray cat covered in filth.
[15:33] Yukichi
One who knew he would soon expire...
[16:05] Saku
Your name... Let's see.
[16:10] Saku
How about Yukichi?
[16:13] Yukichi
The odd name she gave me on a whim
strangely felt just right...
[16:21] Yukichi
That was the moment I knew
I would become a house cat.
[16:40] Yukichi
However, that was also
a misunderstanding on my part.
[16:42] Saku
Okay! This is your new home from now on!
[16:45] Yukichi
She took me to a garbage collection center.
[16:49] Yukichi
This human lives in a trash dump?
[16:53] Yukichi
Well, it's warmer than outside
and seems pretty safe.
[16:58] Saku
Aren't you hungry?
[17:01] Saku
Since you're a kitten, can you drink milk?
[17:07] Saku
Oops! This milk expired three months ago!
[17:11] Saku
It's become a weird yellow
substance. Is it cheese?!
[17:15] Yukichi
Dangerous! This human is dangerous!
[17:19] Saku
Is there anything else to eat?
[17:22] Saku
When did I put dried squid in the freezer?
[17:25] Saku
Oh, it's mackerel!
I'll pretend I didn't see that...
[17:28] Yukichi
I must escape!
[17:30] Saku
Oh, Yukichi! Don't go that way!
[17:35] Saku
Watch out!
[17:42] Saku
Are you okay, Yukichi?!
[17:47] Saku
Thank goodness. Are you hurt anywhere?
[17:50] Saku
Ouch...
[17:51] Yukichi
Th-This human protected me
with her own body?!
[17:56] Saku
Sorry, I've been so busy lately...
[18:00] Saku
The place is a little messy right now.
[18:04] Narration
The root of all evil.
[18:06] Saku
I'll go buy some cat food
at the convenience store!
[18:11] Yukichi
It's snowing so hard outside.
[18:13] Yukichi
She looks so tired...
[18:15] Saku
Whoa! So cold!
[18:16] Yukichi
A stray cat knows.
[18:19] Yukichi
That is the face of a human in dire straits.
[18:23] Yukichi
She shouldn't have the energy
to be kind to others...
[18:41] Yukichi
How could I have allowed
myself to fall asleep?!
SIGN Yukichi's House
[19:00] Yukichi
Why does a freeloader like me have
more of a bed than the homeowner?
[19:06] Yukichi
Wait, why does she have
a pillow and blanket there?
[19:09] Yukichi
Is this how she normally sleeps?!
[19:20] Yukichi
She should have just turned
her back on a stray like me.
[19:25] Yukichi
Now, how should I pay her back
for one night of room and board?
[19:33] Station Announcer
Thank you for boarding this train.
Please wait for the next train.
[19:42] Saku
I'm late!
[19:43] Saku
I fell asleep in my suit!
SIGN Yukichi's House
[19:46] Saku
Oh! Good morning, Yukichi!
[19:47] Saku
Sorry, I have to get to work!
[19:49] Saku
Deodorize! Deodorize!
[19:50] Saku
I have to shower, too!
[19:56] Saku
No way! A c-c-c-c-cockroach in the b-bathroom!
[20:02] Yukichi
I'm sure it's an ideal environment
for them in the winter.
[20:07] Saku
What should I do?! I'm going to be late!
[20:09] Saku
Where'd I keep the bug spray?!
[20:12] Saku
Bug spray! Bug spray!
[20:23] Narration
Disposal complete.
[20:25] Saku
A god!
[20:27] Yukichi
I am a cat.
[20:29] Saku
Shower!
[20:30] Saku
Th-Thanks, Yukichi!
[20:33] Yukichi
I see. This human is afraid of bugs.
[20:37] (Flashback) Saku
Are you hurt anywhere?
[20:38] (Flashback) Saku
Ouch...
[20:41] (Flashback) Saku
Sorry, I've been so busy lately...
[20:44] (Flashback) Saku
The place is a little messy right now.
[20:56] Saku
I'm heading out, Yukichi!
[20:58] Saku
I'll buy all sorts of cat
supplies on my way back!
[21:00] Yukichi
Yes, go.
[21:07] Yukichi
Now that I've eaten and slept,
I have plenty of energy.
[21:16] Yukichi
Before you return home...
[21:21] Yukichi
I will also do a bit of work myself.
SIGN Churu
SIGN Churu
SIGN Tonki
[21:32] Saku
Will you eat this?
[21:33] Narration
That night, Yukichi discovered Churu.
SIGN Next Episode
[23:07] Yukichi
A masterful cat knows.
[23:09] Yukichi
The foxtail grass that cats enjoy
is also known as Setaria viridis.
[23:14] Yukichi
Dogs are the origin of their Japanese name.
[23:16] Yukichi
Dogs?
[23:18] Yukichi
Next episode: "A Masterful Cat Is Popular."
SIGN Can
SIGN A Masterful Cat Is Popular
[23:20] Yukichi
Dogs?
E9 - A Masterful Cat Is Popular
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[00:11] Phone
No one is available to answer your call.
[00:14] Phone
Please leave a message after the beep.
[00:17] Saku
Hello, Yukichi?
[00:20] Saku
Sorry, I don't need dinner tonight.
[00:23] Saku
Actually, tonight...
SIGN Maru: Kyushu Cuisine
[00:27] Employees
Cheers!
[00:31] Narita
I feel a little bad about this.
[00:33] Narita
I can't believe so many people were
able to gather on such short notice!
[00:37] Orizuka
It just shows how popular
you are, Director Narita.
[00:41] Narita
You're always such a smooth talker, Orizuka!
[00:46] Narita
Let's go all-out tonight!
[00:51] Employee 1
Please stay awake, Director!
[00:54] Orizuka
Get home safe, everyone.
[00:58] Employee
We'll be heading home first!
[00:58] Orizuka
Let's go.
[01:04] Yuri
Looks like we'll make the last train.
[01:06] Oshiro
I was worried when we were
all told to gather up...
[01:11] Saku
I'll be heading home, too.
Good work everyone.
[01:15] Employees
Good work today!
[01:18] Employee 2
Fukuzawa-san drank hard as ever tonight.
[01:22] Oshiro
We didn't have to drink as much since she
and Chief Orizuka took the hits for us.
[01:28] Yuri
She drank so much, but she
doesn't look drunk at all!
[01:32] Employee 3
She's amazing.
[01:57] Saku
I'm home, Yukki-chan!
[02:02] Saku
I wanted to see you!
SIGN The Masterful Cat
Is Depressed Again Today
SIGN Can
SIGN A Masterful Cat Is Popular
SIGN A Masterful Cat Is Popular
SIGN Can
[03:43] Saku
I'm so sorry I couldn't eat dinner tonight.
[03:50] Saku
The managing director
suddenly wanted to drink...
[03:52] Saku
Don't throw any of it away.
I'll eat it tomorrow.
[03:59] Saku
What is this gentle aroma?
[04:08] Saku
Clam miso soup!
[04:14] Saku
I can feel my liver coming back to life.
SIGN Makeup Removal Sheets
[04:17] Saku
And...
[04:18] Narration
Cleansing.
[04:19] Saku
Our managing director is a bottomless
pit when it comes to alcohol!
[04:22] Saku
He won't go down no matter how
many glasses we make him drink!
[04:25] Saku
Doesn't he know his employees
have an early morning meeting?
[04:28] Narration
Shower.
[04:30] Narration
Waterproofed and in
stand-by mode in case of falls.
[04:35] Narration
Dryer.
[04:37] Narration
Ramune candy.
[04:40] Narration
Taking in glucose via ramune candy.
SIGN Taking in glucose
with ramune candy
(to prevent hangovers)
SIGN Rooibos
SIGN Tea Bags
SIGN Hot rooibos tea
(countermeasure for swelling)
[04:42] Narration
Hot rooibos tea.
[04:49] Saku
It smells so nice.
[04:53] Narration
Full body massage.
[05:08] Narration
Face pack.
[05:12] Narration
Five minutes.
[05:16] Narration
Leather deodorizing spray.
[05:24] Narration
Steam iron.
[05:27] Narration
Sports drink.
[05:30] Narration
Hot eye mask.
[05:34] Narration
Finished.
[05:47] Saku
Morning, Yukichi.
[05:50] Saku
Sorry, but I don't feel like
eating breakfast today.
[05:54] Saku
I feel sick to my stomach...
[05:57] Saku
Wait! What's that smell?!
[05:59] Saku
Thanks for the meal!
SIGN Clam ochazuke
(with pickles)
[06:01] Narration
Clam ochazuke.
[06:05] Saku
I can feel myself absorbing the clams,
green onions, and ginger.
[06:09] Saku
They're the three sacred treasures
of everyone who loves alcohol.
[06:29] Saku
Good morning, Yuri-chan.
[06:31] Yuri
G-Good morning...
[06:34] Saku
Why are you looking at me like
I'm some sort of monster?
[06:37] Saku
I went ahead and set up the meeting room.
[06:39] Yuri
She must have been born with
a different liver than other people.
[06:43] Yuri
Her ability to hold her
liquor is too ridiculous.
[06:47] Saku
Oh, are you feeling hungover?
[06:51] Saku
Have some ramune candy!
[06:52] Yuri
Oh, thanks...
[06:54] Yuri
I'll treasure it as a family heirloom.
[06:56] Saku
Don't say things like that.
Get a hold of yourself!
[06:59] Yuri
How can you come to work so refreshed
after drinking that much last night?!
[07:04] Yuri
Not only are you not hungover, but I also
don't see any swelling or patchy skin!
[07:08] Saku
She's eating it after all.
[07:11] Yuri
I want to put a camera in your apartment, Senpai.
[07:15] Saku
Don't!
[07:17] Yuri
Your cat...
[07:18] Yuri
There's not a single cat hair on you, either!
[07:20] Yuri
How does anyone manage
to stay free of cat hair?!
[07:24] Saku
Oh! That?! Um, it's because my cat's
favorite hobby is using lint rollers.
[07:31] Saku
D-Don't be mistaken!
[07:32] Saku
I'm not saying he can
actually use a lint roller!
[07:36] Yuri
Oh, there are cats like that sometimes.
[07:39] Saku
Are there? Really?!
[07:41] Yuri
Yes.
[07:42] Saku
Really?
[07:47] Saku
Stare...
SIGN Roll
[07:52] Saku
I see, some cats are like that.
SIGN Stare...
[07:56] Narration
Fur and smell.
[08:08] Saku
I'm home, Yukichi!
[08:12] Saku
We're having beef stroganoff
today, aren't we?
[08:15] Saku
It smelled so good outside!
[08:22] Saku
What's this wonderful fragrance?!
SIGN Toasty
[08:24] Saku
You must have done the laundry, sunbathed,
and baked bread with the bread machine!
SIGN Toasty
SIGN Toasty
SIGN Toasty
SIGN Toasty
SIGN Beep
SIGN Toasty
SIGN Toasty
[08:29] Saku
Where's the bread?!
SIGN Toasty
[08:32] Saku
So delicious!
[08:34] Saku
I've reached the point where I can tell what
you've done all day by sniffing your fur!
[08:40] Saku
You changed softeners, too.
I bet this changes your opinion of me, huh?
SIGN Eyes that see
a pervert
[08:47] Train Announcer
Thank you very much.
[09:05] Mei
Good morning, Yukichi-chan.
[09:07] Mei
Here's the neighborhood circular.
[09:11] Mei
Did you get a little bigger again?
[09:17] Mei
Oh, that's right. It seems we
don't have enough volunteers lately.
[09:21] Mei
I'm a part of the volunteer group myself.
You should come join us, Yukichi-chan.
SIGN Recruiting! Volunteers needed
to clean the park!
◯ Month △ Day 8:30
Kuroyoshi Park
[09:41] Man 1
You're the new cleaning volunteer?
[09:44] Man 1
We'd even borrow a
cat's paw at this point...
[09:48] Man 1
An actual cat!
[09:51] Man 1
I-I didn't know that cats
got this big nowadays!
[09:56] Man 2
Hey, now. Do we have
gloves that'll work on him?
[10:00] Man 2
Oh! You brought your own! That's great!
[10:03] Mei
Yukichi-chan, you came!
[10:08] Man 1
You know him, Mei-san?
[10:10] Mei
This is Yukichi-chan.
[10:11] Mei
He's a very dexterous cat
so he'll be a great help!
[10:15] Mei
He's super strong!
[10:19] Man 2
With those hands of his?!
[10:21] Man 2
I mean, we said we'd even
borrow a cat's paw, but...
[10:24] Man 2
Whoa! Wait a sec there!
[10:29] Man 2
H-H-Hold on there!
[10:31] Man 2
Sorry for doubting you.
[10:33] Man 2
What're you planning to
do with those shears?!
[10:37] Man 2
Huh?!
[10:37] Man 2
Hey, now! There he goes again!
[10:43] Man 2
Again?!
[10:50] Yukichi(?)
Cats!
[10:52] Man 1
Isn't that above and beyond dexterous?
[10:55] Mei
Just what I'd expect from Yukichi-chan.
[10:57] Man 1
Well, I still feel like I'm dreaming, but...
[11:02] Man 1
Since we managed to finish cleaning up
way ahead of schedule, why don't we...
[11:11] Man 1
play some rounds of gateball!
[11:15] Man 1
You're really quick on the uptake!
[11:23] Narration
On this day, the gateball team
that went on hiatus
[11:27] Narration
due to lack of players resumed activity.
[11:33] Saku
What's that?
[11:35] Saku
New cleaning equipment?
[11:37] Narration
They gave him one of their old gateball sticks.
[12:05] Mei
Oh! Yukichi-chan!
[12:07] Mei
Did a kitten run your way?
[12:09] Mei
Oh! Dai-chan! There you are!
[12:12] Mei
H-Hold on to him!
[12:13] Mei
He escaped by opening
a hole in the screen door!
[12:22] Mei
Thank you, Yukichi-chan!
[12:24] Mei
Goodness, Dai-chan must've
really wanted to see you.
[12:29] Mei
Oh, you don't recognize him?
[12:30] Mei
He's the kitten that you
and the little girl picked up.
[12:51] Mei
I'm taking care of him while his
family is gone on a family trip.
[12:56] Mei
Looks like he remembers you.
[13:00] Mei
Even though he completely forgot me.
[13:04] Mei
Oh, goodness.
[13:06] Mei
I need to go out for a bit.
[13:09] Mei
Sorry, but can you put him
in his crate for me?
[13:27] Mei
You'll stay with him, Yukichi-chan?
[13:29] Mei
Oh, I would really appreciate that!
[13:31] Mei
Then please watch the house for me.
[13:34] Mei
His things are in that paper bag.
[13:38] Mei
I'll leave things to you, Yukichi-chan.
[13:54] Narration
A cat that feels restless
when there's nothing to do.
SIGN Rub
[14:07] Yukichi
Pang!
SIGN Pong
SIGN Shtonk
SIGN Whew
SIGN Eeek!
[14:57] Narration
He was forced to do it over and over again.
[15:13] Mei
I'm home, Yukichi-chan! Dai-chan!
[15:20] Mei
I bought some seaweed and bonito flakes!
[15:24] Mei
Was everything all right?
[15:31] Mei
Yukichi-chan?
[15:37] Mei
Oh, my.
[15:41] Mei
Really! What a masterful cat.
[15:50] Saku
I'm home!
[15:53] Saku
I'm hungry, Yukichi!
[15:55] Saku
So fluffy!
[15:58] Saku; Internal
He's going to cluck his tongue at me again.
[16:03] Saku
Huh?! Huh? Huh?!
[16:09] Saku
Huh? Huh? Huh?!
[16:11] Saku
What happened, Yukichi?!
Did you hit your head?
[16:14] Saku
Your toe beans feel so good!
[16:17] Owner Wife
Do you think Dai-chan is
trying to walk on two legs?!
SIGN Sway
SIGN Sway
[16:21] Owner Wife
So cute!
SIGN Sway
[16:23] Owner Husband
Maybe he'll start walking
around on two legs eventually!
SIGN Wow
SIGN Charming
SIGN Sway
SIGN Wow
SIGN Sway
SIGN Wow
SIGN Wow
SIGN Sway
SIGN Wow
[16:25] Owner Husband
We should make an Ista account for him!
SIGN Charming
SIGN Sway
SIGN Wow
SIGN Wow
SIGN Sway
SIGN Wow
SIGN Sway
SIGN Wow
SIGN Charming
[16:28] Owner Wife
Yeah! Yeah!
SIGN Wow
SIGN Sway
SIGN Wow
SIGN Charming
SIGN Sway
SIGN Wow
[16:44] Oshiro
Yuri-chan!
[16:46] Oshiro
Are you about to eat lunch?
It's pretty late.
[16:50] Yuri
Oshiro-san.
[16:51] Oshiro
Can I eat lunch with you?
[16:52] Yuri
Of course.
[16:54] Yuri
I was waiting for Saku-senpai,
but her meeting is running long...
[16:59] Oshiro
Fukuzawa again?
[17:03] Oshiro
A lot of my coworkers have been
asking if Fukuzawa is single or not.
[17:08] Oshiro
I've even been asked to
invite her to our singles meet-ups!
[17:11] Yuri
You organize meet-ups?
[17:13] Oshiro
Every once in a while.
[17:15] Yuri
Please invite me, too!
[17:16] Yuri
Who's asking? A different unit?!
[17:18] Oshiro
I get it.
[17:20] Oshiro
She's beautiful, skilled, gets along well
with others, and she's even good at cooking.
[17:24] Oshiro
She can hold her liquor, and she's always
at the top of her game the next day.
[17:24] Saku
Thank you very much.
[17:27] Saku
No, no.
[17:29] Saku
Yes, this case should be
considered resolved now.
[17:30] Yuri
Saku-senpai is really high-spec, isn't she?
[17:34] Oshiro
But...
[17:37] Oshiro
She was a completely different person
when she first transferred here.
[17:42] Yuri
Details, please.
[17:45] Oshiro
Fukuzawa joined us three years ago
in the middle of the year.
[17:49] Oshiro
She always looked so pale
and acted nervously,
[17:53] Oshiro
even when she didn't make any mistakes.
[17:55] Oshiro
Like, "I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
[17:58] Yuri
What?
[17:59] Yuri
I can't even imagine her like that!
[18:03] Oshiro
I was a little worried about her,
so I checked in on her every once in a while.
[18:10] Oshiro; Internal
That's rare.
[18:12] Oshiro
One day, she started bringing
homemade rice balls for lunch.
[18:16] Oshiro
They were pretty ugly rice balls, but...
[18:20] Oshiro
She looked so happy when she ate them.
[18:26] Oshiro
After that, she kept growing more and more
efficient at work, like a different person.
[18:31] Oshiro
It might've been from gaining confidence,
[18:32] Oshiro
but she began to sit up straighter
and got all rosy-cheeked.
[18:36] Oshiro
I'm thinking that maybe those rice balls
contained some sort of dangerous drug!
[18:42] Yuri
Isn't that an extremely baseless suspicion?
[18:45] Oshiro
Oh, sorry. Did I ruin your image of her?
[18:48] Yuri
Not at all.
[18:50] Yuri
It's true that it's
a little surprising, though.
[18:53] Yuri
Actually, I got to know Saku-senpai
while I was job hunting.
[18:59] Oshiro
Oh, really?
[19:01] Yuri
Yes.
[19:02] Yuri
I often saw her on the same train.
[19:05] Yuri
She was this beautiful woman
who always dressed well and stood tall.
[19:12] Yuri
There was even a time I admired her,
[19:16] Yuri
wanting to become an adult like that
once I started working in society.
[19:20] Yuri
But...
[19:21] Oshiro
But?
[19:22] Yuri
She was actually always fast asleep!
[19:25] Yuri
Every morning! Standing!
[19:27] Oshiro
What?!
[19:28] Yuri
Plus, even though she stood on the train
without holding onto anything,
[19:30] Yuri
she never fell over!
[19:31] Yuri
Amazing...
[19:33] Oshiro
Without holding onto anything?!
[19:35] Yuri
After that, I kept watching her,
thinking her core must be crazy strong.
[19:39] Oshiro
How?!
[19:40] Oshiro
Is it some kind of special training?!
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[19:42] Oshiro
If you think about it, it's a really
efficient use of your time.
[19:46] Oshiro
Huh? Then you just happened to
meet her at the company by chance?
[19:49] Oshiro
Wow!
[19:50] Oshiro
It's gotta be destiny!
Why don't you two get married?
[19:53] Yuri
What are the chances
of that kind of coincidence?
[19:56] Yuri
I kept seeing her on the train pretty often.
[20:02] Saku
Please stop. I'll have you come
with me at the next station.
[20:02] Yuri
Saku-senpai noticed I was being harassed
by a pervert and caught him for me!
[20:05] Pervert
What'd you say, you--
[20:07] Oshiro
She c-c-caught him?!
[20:10] Oshiro
What? How?!
[20:11] Yuri
Yeah, she twisted his arm
with a practiced motion.
[20:16] Pervert
Let me go!
[20:16] (Flashback) Saku
Can you come down with us?
[20:18] (Flashback) Yuri
Y-Yes!
[20:19] Oshiro
Maybe she worked in Japan's
Self-Defense Force before this?!
[20:21] Pervert
I'm really sorry!
[20:23] Yuri
I practically forced her name out of her
and invited her to dinner as a thank you.
[20:30] Yuri
I immediately applied once
I found out where she worked.
[20:35] Oshiro
Looks like you're the type that doesn't
give up once you set your sights on something!
[20:40] Oshiro
I see. So that's why you're so close to her.
[20:45] Oshiro
I didn't know.
[20:48] Oshiro
Fukuzawa's beautiful, skilled,
gets along with others,
[20:51] Oshiro
and she's even strong in a fight.
[20:54] Oshiro
I don't think I can beat her on any level.
[20:57] Yuri
She's kind of superhuman.
[20:59] Oshiro
I feel like there are still things
about her that we don't know!
[21:03] Yuri
Like a surprising secret?
[21:06] Yuri
No way! It'd be crazy if there was even more!
[21:15] Saku
E-Excuse me.
SIGN Roll
[21:30] Saku
You found me out!
[21:31] Saku
Sorry!
[21:32] Saku
I'll clean it up later!
I'll clean up, so give it back!
SIGN Next Episode
[23:07] Yukichi
A masterful cat knows.
[23:09] Yukichi
In order to prevent hangovers,
[23:11] Yukichi
drink on a full stomach and hydrate.
[23:14] Yukichi
However, my human always...
[23:16] Yukichi
Next episode: "A Masterful
Cat Can Watch the House?"
SIGN Can
SIGN A Masterful Cat Can Watch the House?
[23:19] Yukichi
I'm worried about my human.
E10 - A Masterful Cat Can Watch the House?
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[00:00] Employee
Yes, we emailed you about
that issue last week...
[00:09] Saku
Hot springs or Japanese sake?
[00:12] Yuri
Yes, which one are you
looking forward to more?
[00:15] Saku
Huh?
SIGN Ru○bu
[00:16] Saku
Why the sudden question?
[00:18] Yuri
Isn't the trip next week?
We should get ready for it.
[00:22] Saku
Huh?
[00:24] Yuri
No way, Senpai! Did you forget
the company trip's coming up?!
[00:29] Saku
Company...
[00:32] Saku; Internal
I completely forgot!
SIGN The Masterful Cat
Is Depressed Again Today
SIGN Can
SIGN A Masterful Cat Can Watch the House?
SIGN Can
SIGN A Masterful Cat Can Watch the House?
[02:11] Saku
The company trip?!
[02:13] Saku
I completely forgot about it!
[02:16] Saku
Wait, I remember they
passed out the schedule!
[02:19] Yuri
Isn't this your first year
attending, Saku-senpai?
[02:22] Yuri
Oshiro-san told me.
[02:23] Oshiro
Blab! Blab! Blab!
[02:25] Saku
Yeah. That's right.
[02:27] Saku
We have the company trip every two years,
[02:29] Saku
and my cat was still a kitten
during the last one.
[02:32] Narration
The cat when he was a kitten.
[02:35] Yuri
I see.
[02:36] Yuri
But you can go this time, right?
[02:39] Saku
I was thinking of skipping it again,
but everyone rushed to stop me.
[02:43] (Flashback) Employees
You have to go!
[02:45] (Flashback) Employee 1
I won't be able to survive
a dinner party without you, Fukuzawa!
[02:48] (Flashback) Employee 2
Don't abandon us!
[02:51] Saku
I couldn't refuse.
[02:53] Yuri
Sounds like they'll need you there
so they don't get drunk under the table.
[02:57] Yuri
Well, your cat isn't a kitten anymore.
[02:59] Yuri
I'm sure he'll be fine for a night!
[03:02] Yuri
It might be a good idea to prepare
two kitty litter boxes just in case...
[03:05] Saku
Well, he'd probably be fine
even if I was gone for a month.
[03:08] Narration
The cat who is no longer a kitten.
[03:11] Yuri
Huh?
[03:12] Saku
Oh, nothing!
[03:14] Saku
I haven't been on a trip in years!
[03:17] Saku
Ooh, Japanese sake jelly!
[03:19] Yuri
Now that I think about it,
I've never seen you go on any trips.
[03:23] Saku
Yeah...
[03:23] Yuri
It's been a while since I've traveled
domestically, so I'm looking forward to it!
[03:27] Saku
I see...
[03:28] Yuri
Oh, I heard that place is famous!
[03:31] Saku
Yuri-chan, you like going
overseas more, right?
[03:33] Saku
I've never left the country!
[03:36] Yuri
You don't like traveling?
[03:39] Saku
No, it's not that.
[03:42] Saku
It's just, before I realized it...
[03:45] Saku
Well...
[03:50] Saku
My class trip in high school
might've the last trip I went on.
[03:55] Yuri
L-Let's have fun together, Senpai.
SIGN The schedule
SIGN Ru○bu magazine bought
on the way home
[04:04] Saku
So...
[04:07] Saku
I'm going to be gone for two full days.
[04:10] Saku
Will you be okay staying home alone?
[04:12] Saku
Should I buy some things for you?
[04:18] Saku
Well, I guess you can buy
everything you need yourself.
[04:21] Saku
Then call my cell
if you need anything.
[04:25] Saku
I'll try to come back home as fast as I can.
[04:30] Saku
You'll ask our neighbor for advice
if you have any problems?
[04:33] Saku
Guess that makes sense.
[04:39] Saku
Th-Then I should leave some
extra cash behind just in case.
[04:45] Saku
I forgot! You have an ATM card!
[04:48] Narration
Complete management of household finances.
[04:51] Saku
Is there anything I need to buy for the trip?
[04:57] Saku
Since I'm only staying one night,
a Boston bag should be enough, right?
[05:03] Saku
Huh?
[05:03] Saku
Uh, where did I put my bag?
[05:07] Saku
Yukichi?
[05:13] Saku
Oh, you protected it with a cover. Thanks!
[05:18] Saku
Next are the clothes!
[05:20] Saku
What should I wear?
[05:24] Saku
Hey, Yukichi!
[05:26] Saku
Hmm.
[05:28] Saku
This'll be enough, right?
[05:30] Saku
Will it be cold?
[05:35] Saku
Huh? Did I have a cardigan like this?
[05:38] Saku
Did you buy this for me to wear out?
[05:41] Saku
Thanks, Yukichi!
[05:46] Saku; Internal
I won't have Yukichi for two whole days.
[05:49] Saku; Internal
Will I be okay?
[05:58] Saku; Internal
Yukichi seems so calm about me leaving,
[06:01] Saku; Internal
but I can't even get packed without him.
[06:05] Saku; Internal
I might be in a lot more
trouble than I thought.
[06:10] Saku; Internal
On top of that, if I tell him that spending
a night without him makes me feel lonely...
[06:13] Saku; Internal
He'll definitely be exasperated again.
[06:42] Saku
Yukichi...
[06:45] Narration
The day of the trip.
[06:48] Saku
Well, I'm off.
[06:50] Saku; Internal
I feel depressed. I don't want to go.
[06:54] Saku; Internal
I won't be able to eat Yukichi's
food for two whole days.
[06:58] Saku; Internal
It'll be easier on Yukichi since
he won't have to cook, though.
[07:05] Saku
What's this paper for?
[07:08] Saku; Internal
Could it be a letter?!
[07:12] Saku; Internal
Maybe Yukichi feels lonely, too?!
SIGN Souvenir Treasures Moe Mountain Saito Shop
SIGN Garage Village Nadeshiko Maiden
[07:20] Saku; Internal
Magazine cut-outs?!
[07:23] Saku
I was wondering what you wanted to
give me, but isn't this a souvenir list?!
[07:29] Saku
How excited are you about this trip?!
[07:31] Saku
You've even mapped out
all the areas! So detailed!
[07:35] Saku
I don't know if I can buy all of this
since we'll be traveling in a group!
[07:39] Saku
Don't expect too much!
[07:41] Saku
I'm going now!
[08:01] Orizuka
What's wrong with Fukuzawa?
[08:03] Yuri
Well, she hasn't gone
on a trip since high school.
[08:07] Orizuka
What are those cut-outs for?
[08:09] Narration
She's researching
all the items on the list.
[08:18] Oshiro
What's wrong, Fukuzawa? Carsick?
[08:20] Saku
Oh! No!
[08:22] Saku
I'm good. Sorry!
[08:23] Oshiro
Don't get too excited
and tire out half-way.
[08:27] Saku
No way. I'm not really that
excited about the trip.
[08:31] Oshiro
No need to hide it.
[08:32] Oshiro
Everyone already knows, you know?
[08:35] Oshiro
You're so excited about the trip,
[08:38] Oshiro
that you've been staring at
magazine cut-outs the whole time.
[08:43] Oshiro
Huh? No way! Seriously?
[08:44] Oshiro
Right on the mark, Fukuzawa?!
[08:47] Oshiro
I was half-joking!
[08:55] Saku; Internal
The souvenir list Yukichi made for me...
[08:59] Saku; Internal
It was all things like local cosmetics
and alcohol.
[09:02] Saku; Internal
They're all things I like...
[09:06] Saku; Internal
He must've noticed how reluctant
I was about going on this trip.
[09:13] Saku
I'm... I'm such a terrible pet owner!
[09:17] Oshiro
Did you forget to set up two litter boxes?
[09:20] Bus Guide
We will arrive at our destination shortly.
[09:23] Bus Guide
Please do not stand until the bus
comes to a complete stop.
[09:36] Oshiro
It's so cold!
[09:39] Saku; Internal
Yukichi...
[09:41] Saku; Internal
I wonder if he's having a relaxing break?
SIGN Toramaru Kitchen
[10:11] Narration
He ran out of things to do.
[10:25] Narration
Saku's scent.
SIGN Roll
SIGN Roll
SIGN Beep
[10:53] TV
The legendary housekeeper Tama-san
teaches again on It's Afternoon*!
[10:56] TV
This is the quick recipe corner*
for recipes you can even make tonight!
[10:59] TV
Today's recipe is perfect
as a snack with an evening drink!
[11:04] TV
Yes, so...
[11:10] Girl
Mommy! It's the bear rug again!
[11:14] Mom
You're right.
[11:17] Narration
He ran out of things to do.
[11:28] Rio
Huh?
[11:28] Rio
Yukichi-san, it's rare to see you
shopping in the evening.
SIGN Just finished work.
[11:32] Rio
Are you buying ingredients for dinner?
[11:37] Rio; Internal
He seems a bit down.
[11:39] Rio; Internal
I can even tell through his cat suit.
[11:43] Rio; Internal
He only bought cat food.
Is that his dinner?!
[11:49] Rio; Internal
Maybe that lady isn't home today?
[11:51] Rio; Internal
No, even so... Why?
[11:55] Clerk 1
Thank you very much.
[11:57] Rio
Yukichi-san! Please wait!
[12:00] Rio
Please take this!
[12:03] Rio
My manager gave me permission,
so please take it!
SIGN Sample Beer
[12:07] Rio
I hope she comes home soon.
[12:12] Rio
Oh, but I really don't think
it's a good idea to eat pet food.
[12:18] Rio
See you.
[12:33] (Flashback) Rio
I hope she comes home soon...
[12:35] Rio
Home soon... Home soon...
[12:38] Saku
Yukichi! Yukichi!
[12:44] Narration
Second round of the day.
[12:55] Narration
The type who vents frustration
through cleaning.
[13:00] Clerk
Welcome!
[13:04] Oshiro
I got sauce on my hands!
[13:08] Saku
Oh, hold on! I might
have some tissues on me!
SIGN Sterilizing 30 sheets
Alcohol Free Wipes
[13:12] Narration
Wet wipes she doesn't remember packing.
[13:15] Yuri
Ouch! I got a blister!
[13:19] Saku
Whoa, are you all right?!
[13:20] Saku
I should have brought some band-aids with me.
SIGN Mikuon
[13:24] Narration
Band-aids and antiseptic she
doesn't remember packing.
[13:28] Yuri
Thank you so much, Senpai!
[13:34] Yuri
Who're you praying to?
SIGN Hmm
[13:45] Oshiro
Fukuzawa is staring really hard at something.
[13:50] Yuri
What are you looking at?
[13:52] Saku
I found some local aprons.
SIGN Sake Brewery Master
[13:55] Yuri
Wow, you're right!
They have all sorts of things!
[13:58] Saku
I'm going to ask them if the apron
on the mannequin is for sale, too.
[14:03] Saku
Excuse me!
[14:04] Clerk
We have them in stock.
[14:06] Clerk
Would you like me to gift wrap it?
[14:08] Saku
No, it's for home use.
SIGN Sake Brewery Master
[14:16] Yuri
She looks so happy.
[14:18] Oshiro
I didn't know she was
the Japanese apron type.
SIGN Sake Brewery Master
[14:20] Saku
Sorry for the wait!
[14:27] Oshiro
Director? Director Narita?
[14:30] Employee 1
Please give us a hand towel!
[14:32] Oshiro
He's down?
[14:33] Employee 1
He's totally down.
[14:35] Oshiro
All right! The director has retired at 21:17!
[14:40] Employee 1
Escort him to his room!
[14:42] Employees
Chief Orizuka! Fukuzawa-san!
Thank you very much!
[14:42] Orizuka
Fukuzawa, still want to drink?
[14:45] Saku
No, that'll be enough for me tonight.
[14:47] Employees
Wasshoi! Wasshoi!
[14:48] Saku
I'm going to get some fresh air.
[14:51] Orizuka
All right.
[15:04] Saku; Internal
I'm so tired. It was so long.
[15:10] Saku; Internal
Lunch and dinner were delicious,
but I want to eat Yukichi's food!
SIGN Withdrawal
[15:19] Saku; Internal
I want to drink Yukichi's miso soup!
SIGN God of
Finisher Foods
[15:21] Saku; Internal
I want to eat his ochazuke!
[15:23] Saku; Internal
I can't believe I can't eat the finishers
I always eat when I drink!
[15:27] Saku; Internal
I feel so empty! I feel so wretched!
[15:30] Orizuka
There you are, Fukuzawa.
[15:32] Saku
Chief Orizuka! Good work today.
[15:35] Orizuka
Weren't you thrashing about just now?
[15:38] Saku
I-I was looking for some coins I dropped!
[15:44] Orizuka
You were drinking pretty fast today,
so I came to make sure you didn't feel sick.
[15:51] Saku
Huh? Was I drinking that fast?
[15:53] Orizuka
It looked like you were
trying to drown yourself in it.
[15:55] Saku
N-No way! I don't drink like that anymore!
[16:00] Orizuka
I thought you would crash
before the director.
[16:03] Saku
I-I'm totally fine!
[16:07] Orizuka
Come to think of it, how's your cat?
[16:10] Orizuka
What's wrong?
[16:12] Saku
It's because you asked me
about my cat so suddenly!
[16:16] Orizuka
Did something happen to him? Sorry.
[16:18] Saku
Nothing happened to him!
[16:20] Saku
He's taking care of the house while I'm gone!
[16:23] Orizuka
Is it okay to leave a cat alone overnight?
[16:28] Saku
My cat definitely has no problem with it.
[16:32] Saku
I think it's actually easier
on him if I'm not home.
[16:36] Orizuka
I'm sure that's not true.
[16:38] Orizuka
They say that cats attach
themselves to the home,
[16:41] Orizuka
but the black cat we used to have...
[16:45] Orizuka
Fukuzawa?
[16:50] Orizuka
Really?
[16:53] Orizuka
This is Fukuzawa Saku's room, right?
[16:55] Yuri
Ye...
[16:56] Oshiro
Yes!
[16:57] Yuri
Huh? Saku-senpai? What happened to her?
[17:01] Orizuka
As you can see, I had to carry her here
because she's completely drunk.
[17:06] Oshiro
Y-Y-You carried her here like that?
[17:09] Orizuka
What else was I going to do?
[17:11] (Flashback) Orizuka
Hey! Get a hold of yourself, Fukuzawa!
SIGN Yukata falling apart
SIGN Slippers lost
[17:14] Yuri
Thank you for your hard work...
SIGN Snore
[17:20] Yuri
He left her here, but what should we do?
SIGN Snore
[17:24] Yuri
She doesn't have alcohol poisoning, does she?
SIGN Snore
[17:27] Oshiro
The way she's sleeping and
the color of her face says otherwise.
[17:31] Oshiro
Whoa! She woke up!
[17:33] Yuri
A-Are you all right, Senpai?
[17:37] Oshiro
She's looking for something?
[17:39] Yuri
Water?! You should drink some water, Senpai!
[17:43] Saku
No, my phone.
[17:45] Saku
Found it.
[17:47] Saku
I'm going to call my cat at home.
[17:50] Oshiro
This is bad! Fukuzawa's totally lost it!
[17:52] Oshiro
Do we need to call for an ambulance?
[17:54] Yuri
Senpai! Please get a hold of yourself!
[18:01] Narration
As usual, a cat that
doesn't turn on the lights.
[18:10] Saku
Oh, Yukichi?
[18:12] Saku
It's me! Did you eat dinner properly?
[18:14] Oshiro
Did Fukuzawa really call her cat?!
[18:17] Yuri
Senpai is way too drunk.
[18:18] Saku
I got you souvenirs!
[18:22] Saku
I want to eat a meal at home.
[18:26] Saku
I'm lonely without you.
SIGN Purr
[18:49] Saku
S-See you later! Good night!
[18:51] Oshiro
She's already done?
[18:54] Yuri
Oshiro-san!
[18:56] Oshiro
She's suddenly rolling around!
[18:58] Yuri
Are you all right, Saku-senpai?!
[19:01] Saku
My cat's so cute, it hurts!
[19:03] Oshiro
It's terminal. So scary!
[19:05] Yuri
This is a common problem for cat owners!
[19:09] Oshiro
She fell asleep!
[19:11] Yuri
Senpai, water!
[19:12] Yuri
You haven't even brushed your teeth yet!
[19:54] Oshiro
Well, I experienced something
really interesting last night.
[19:59] Saku
I'm sorry.
[20:01] Yuri
Don't be so mean, Oshiro-san!
[20:04] Yuri
It's so weird to see Saku-senpai
get that drunk and have a hangover!
[20:09] Yuri
I'm sure you weren't feeling well yesterday!
[20:12] Saku
No. That's not it, actually.
[20:15] Saku
But sorry for making you worry.
[20:18] Yuri
Are you sure you don't need
to go see a doctor?
[20:23] Saku
Yeah, I'm fine.
[20:24] Saku
I'll get better once I get home
and eat something.
[20:27] Oshiro
There's still half a day left.
[20:44] Saku; Internal
I'm finally home.
[20:47] Saku; Internal
I haven't traveled this far
with a hangover in a long time!
[20:53] Saku; Internal
I wonder how Yukichi's doing?
[21:00] Saku; Internal
Maybe he'll be waiting for me at the door?
[21:05] Saku; Internal
Or maybe he'll sigh,
exasperated that I'm hungover.
[21:18] Saku
I'm home, Yukichi!
SIGN Next Episode
[23:07] Yukichi
A masterful cat knows.
[23:09] Yukichi
It is important to do strength
training while dieting.
[23:12] Yukichi
Muscle burns more calories,
making it harder to gain fat.
[23:16] Yukichi
Next episode: "A Masterful Cat
Also Cares about Health."
SIGN Can
SIGN A Masterful Cat Also Cares about Health
[23:20] Yukichi
Naturally.
E11 - A Masterful Cat Also Cares about Health
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[00:06] Female
Good morning!
[00:06] Male
Oh, morning.
[00:13] Yukichi; Internal
A masterful cat starts his mornings early.
[00:25] Yukichi; Internal
The reason...
[00:46] Narration
My owner's daily lunch box,
the masterful cat special.
[00:47] [SONG] Text
° Grilled Salmon
° Egg Omelet
° Burdock Root and Carrots
° Hearty Pork Soup
[00:54] Yukichi; Internal
My worthless human owner's
lunch must be made.
[00:59] Yukichi; Internal
Once again, from the moment I open
my eyes, I am a masterful cat.
[01:06] Yukichi; Internal
Compared to me, this...
[01:12] Saku
I can't go to work today.
SIGN Gloom
SIGN Gloom
[01:15] Saku
My covers won't let me go.
[01:19] Yukichi; Internal
...human of mine is worthless!
[01:24] Saku
Hot!
[01:25] Saku
Hot! Hot! Hot!
[01:28] Saku
How can you be so inhuman!
[01:31] Yukichi; Internal
I am a cat.
[01:34] Yukichi; Internal
However, I must persevere.
[01:36] Yukichi; Internal
Everything I do...
SIGN Cat Dash
[01:40] Yukichi; Internal
is for the sake of the cat can!
SIGN Is for the sake...
SIGN ...of the cat can
(living expenses)!!
[01:44] Saku
Yukichi, you're really such a masterful cat!
SIGN Her eyes are
wide awake now
[01:47] Saku
So good!
[01:49] Saku
This is true happiness!
[01:52] Yukichi
Of course. Of course. I need you...
[01:55] Yukichi; Internal
To stay healthy and work hard today...
[01:59] Saku
I'm so happy that...
[02:01] Saku
I want to take a day off work!
[02:03] Yukichi; Internal
What did you say?!
SIGN Rub Rub
[02:05] Saku
I want to stay at home all day!
I want to rub Yukichi's belly!
SIGN Alarm
SIGN Twitch
SIGN Twitch
[02:14] Saku
It's already time!
[02:16] Yukichi; Internal
This human...
[02:18] Yukichi; Internal
Isn't this human...
[02:19] Yukichi; Internal
finally reaching the point
of total hopelessness?
[02:24] Yukichi; Internal
Maybe I should toss this human aside
and find a new place to live.
[02:30] Saku
Oh, Yukichi!
[02:32] Saku
Today's pay day, so we should
do that when I get home! That!
[02:40] Saku
C-h-e-e-r-s.
[02:45] (Flashback) Saku
Cheers!
[02:51] Saku
I'm off!
[03:01] Yukichi; Internal
Well, I guess it won't hurt...
[03:04] Yukichi; Internal
to wait here a bit longer.
[03:09] Train Announcer
An out-of-service train will be passing by.
[03:28] Yukichi; Internal
Anger!
SIGN The Masterful Cat
Is Depressed Again Today
SIGN Can
SIGN A Masterful Cat Also Cares about Health
SIGN A Masterful Cat Also Cares about Health
SIGN Can
[05:11] Saku
As always, the food Yukichi
cooks is the best!
[05:15] Saku
Yukichi!
[05:17] Saku
Is there any more of
this wasabi potato salad?
[05:21] Saku
Oh, I'd love some more hot sake, too!
[05:28] Saku
Thanks!
[05:31] Saku
My own home is the best!
SIGN Snap
[05:41] Saku
Huh? What?
[05:44] Saku
Didn't I hook the clasp properly?!
[05:47] Saku
Maybe it's time to buy
some new work clothes...
[05:52] Saku
No!
SIGN Thump
[05:53] Saku
No! No! No! Hold on! Hold on!
[05:55] Saku
Not now! Definitely not right now!
[06:08] [SONG] Text
Depressed...
[06:10] Saku
Why are you more shocked than me?
[06:14] Saku
Wait! Hold on! Don't be so hasty!
[06:14] Narration
Withdrawn!
[06:18] Saku
Exercise! I'll lose the weight with exercise!
[06:20] Saku
My sake and snacks!
[06:23] Narration
Currently adjusting her clasp.
[06:25] Saku
I'm sure I gained weight from all
the work outings and our company trip!
SIGN Right?
[06:31] Saku
It'll go right back down as long as
I use the stairs or do some fast walking.
SIGN Right?
[06:36] Saku
Right?
[06:37] Saku
Right? Right? Right?!
[06:39] Saku
It'll be fine!
[06:41] Saku
So, please!
[06:43] Saku
Give it back! If I can't enjoy my
dinner and evening drink, I—
[06:50] Saku
What's the point of working
so hard day after day?
[07:00] Saku
Starting tomorrow,
I'll start an exercise regimen!
[07:04] Saku
Turn off the light.
[07:08] Saku; Internal
First of all, I'll wake up thirty
minutes early and walk to the station.
[07:12] Saku; Internal
Maybe I should wear sneakers.
[07:16] Saku; Internal
I'll carry some mineral water
with me and then...
[07:20] Saku; Internal
How many calories does
walking thirty minutes burn?!
[07:24] Saku; Internal
Hm? What are diet shoes?
[07:27] Saku; Internal
You can burn more calories
just by wearing them?!
[07:30] Saku; Internal
How perfect is that! I'll buy a pair!
[07:44] Saku
I overslept!
[07:46] Saku
Taxi!
[08:02] Saku; Internal
I barely made it.
[08:04] Saku; Internal
Looks like early morning
exercise isn't for me.
[08:14] Employee 1
Oh, there she is! Fukuzawa-san!
[08:18] Employee 1
Thank you so much for helping me prepare
the documents until the last train!
[08:23] Employee 2
Thank you for taking
my work while I was off!
[08:27] Employee 3
Me, too! Me, too!
[08:29] Employee 1
These are some popular local
sweets from my hometown.
[08:33] Employee 2
This is from my Guam trip!
[08:35] Employee 3
Oh! Me, too!
SIGN Huge Pile
[08:41] Saku
Well, since they're gifts...
[08:44] Saku
I shouldn't let them go to waste!
[08:48] Narration
She!
[08:51] Narration
Got!
[08:53] Narration
Heavier!
[08:56] Narration
She got heavier.
[08:56] Saku
Huh?
[08:58] Saku
That's so weird. How'd this happen?
[09:03] Saku
Wait! Hold on! Not that! I'll die!
[09:17] Saku
Cold! Cold! Cold! Cold!
[09:20] Saku
I'm really gonna die!
[09:23] Saku
And when did you learn to ride a bicycle?!
[09:29] Narration
One month later.
[09:33] Saku
I've gone down 600 grams!
SIGN In order to maintain privacy,
certain parts of the image have been altered.
[09:36] Saku
It's all thanks to you watching over
my nightly jogging and muscle training!
[09:40] Saku
At this rate, I can continue losing weight
slowly without limiting my food intake.
[09:47] Saku
I shouldn't take it slow!
SIGN ° Yukichi
[09:49] Saku
That's not cute at all!
[09:52] Saku
I immediately limited my
alcohol and food intake.
[09:56] Saku
I returned to my regular weight in one week.
[09:59] Saku
Yukichi's form went back to normal, too.
SIGN Rub Rub
[10:03] Saku
Thank goodness. Thank goodness.
SIGN He actually liked it a bit
[10:18] Yuri
So cold.
[10:20] Yuri
I'm home!
[10:21] Yuri's Mom
Huh? Yuri?
[10:23] Yuri's Mom
You should tell me if you're
planning to come home for a visit!
[10:27] Yuri's Mom
There's nothing left here for you to eat.
[10:30] Yuri
I don't need any food.
[10:31] Yuri
I just came by to hand over your
souvenirs from my company trip.
[10:34] Yuri's Mom
Oh, a company trip!
[10:36] Yuri's Mom
It almost sounds like you're a working adult!
[10:39] Yuri
I am a working adult.
[10:41] Yuri
There's a souvenir from the senpai
I gave the chigura to, too.
[10:45] Yuri's Mom
Thanks!
[10:48] Rio
Oh, Yuri-nee. Long time no see!
[10:50] Yuri
Oh, Rio! You're here, too!
[10:53] Rio
I'm visiting.
[10:54] Rio
Seeing you in a suit is new.
SIGN Cousins
[10:56] Yuri
Does it look good on me?
[10:58] Rio
Yeah, you're like a working adult.
[11:00] Yuri
I am a working adult.
[11:03] Yuri
It's so warm!
[11:05] Yuri
Rio, I heard you started living on your own?
[11:08] Rio
Yeah. When Auntie found out,
she said I could have the TV in your room.
[11:13] Yuri
Oh, that thing.
[11:14] Yuri
Take it, take it.
[11:17] Yuri
Are your hands still full
with part-time jobs?
[11:20] Rio
Yeah.
[11:21] Rio
To the point that other part-timers
think of me as a freeter.
[11:25] Yuri
You work too much!
[11:27] Yuri
You should spend your
school days falling in love.
[11:29] Yuri
You'll barely have any chances
once you become a working adult.
[11:33] Yuri
I thirst for love! You should
share some love stories with me.
[11:37] Rio
Love stories?!
[11:46] (Flashback) Ex-Boyfriend
What the hell are you doing?!
[11:48] (Flashback) Ex-Boyfriend
I'm gonna kill you!
[11:49] (Flashback) Saku
Perfect, you've been recorded.
[11:53] Rio
There's someone I'm a little interested in.
[11:56] Yuri
Seriously?!
[11:57] Yuri
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
[11:58] Yuri
What kinda person?!
[12:00] Rio
Well, I forgot to ask for a name...
[12:03] Yuri
A customer where you work?!
[12:05] Rio
Yeah, the customer happened to pass by
when I was arguing with my ex-boyfriend
[12:10] Rio
and saved me.
[12:14] Rio
Maybe some kind of martial artist?
A really strong one.
[12:21] Yuri
What?!
[12:22] Yuri
That sounds like a fateful encounter!
[12:25] Saku
Please stop.
SIGN Please stop
SIGN Po-wa-wan
[12:27] Yuri; Internal
It's no use!
SIGN Ba-dump
[12:28] Yuri; Internal
I can't help imagining Saku-senpai doing it.
[12:31] Narration
Spot on.
[12:33] Yuri
Is this person dating anyone?
[12:36] Rio
I don't think so, but...
[12:39] Rio
There's a roommate.
SIGN Sake Brewery Master
[12:40] Narration
An unknown cat.
SIGN Heh...
[12:43] Yuri
I see.
[12:44] Yuri
But that's nice!
[12:46] Yuri
A skilled, strong, and
kind person sounds so nice.
[12:49] Yuri
I'm jealous.
[12:51] Rio
Yuri-nee, are you currently single?
[12:53] Yuri
I have been for years.
[12:55] Yuri
I have bad luck with men.
[12:59] Yuri
I can't find any good ones.
[13:01] Rio
Yeah.
[13:02] Yuri
I'm starting to think I should look
for someone of the same sex.
[13:07] Yuri
It's so hard to get married.
[13:10] Rio; Internal
Is it okay to say I was
thinking the same thing here?
[13:15] Rio; Internal
No, I'm sure the atmosphere'll
get weird. I shouldn't...
[13:19] Yuri
Wait, what's with this weird atmosphere?!
[13:21] Yuri
Don't shrink away from me!
[13:22] Yuri
I'm still in the joking phase for now!
[13:25] Rio
N-No, I wasn't shrinking away from you!
[13:27] Rio
I w-was just thinking that you
have a flexible way of thinking!
[13:30] Yuri
Really?
[13:32] Yuri
Well, you should try to find someone
before you wind up like me.
[13:36] Rio
Yeah. I have no idea what'll happen,
[13:41] Rio
but I want to give a proper thanks
the next time we meet
[13:45] Rio
and actually get a name this time.
[13:49] Yuri
That's the spirit!
[13:51] Yuri
Tell me if anything happens!
[13:53] Rio
Sure thing.
[13:54] Rio; Internal
But the cat is usually the one
who shops where I work.
[13:58] Rio; Internal
I'll just have to bide my time and wait.
[14:01] Rio; Internal
I should ask for more shifts.
[14:03] Narration
Meanwhile, at the Fukuzawa household...
[14:10] Saku
What's going on?!
SIGN Achoo
[14:12] Saku
Is Yukichi coming down with a cold, too?!
SIGN Hek-choo
SIGN Achoo
SIGN Achoo
[14:15] Rio
Has she been doing well, lately?
SIGN Beep
[14:20] Rio
Why don't you both come
and shop together sometime?
[14:25] Train Announcer
This train will stop at every station
until the final destination.
[14:42] Narration
Cat grass.
[14:44] Narration
It is believed that cats eat it to help
cough up hairballs or increase vitamin intake.
[14:51] Narration
However, there is no detailed explanation
of why they enjoy its consumption.
[14:59] Narration
There are cats that absolutely love it!
[15:02] Narration
As well as cats that ignore it completely...
[15:05] Narration
Some people believe it's just a
"favorite food" for certain cats.
SIGN Huge Pile
SIGN Shake
[15:12] Narration
Drain.
[15:15] Narration
Cat grass salad.
[15:17] Narration
Cat grass: as much as you like.
[15:19] Narration
Seaweed: to taste.
[15:20] Narration
Bonito flakes: to taste.
[15:28] Delivery man
I have a delivery.
[15:37] Delivery man
Oh, hello.
[15:38] Delivery man
Please sign or stamp here!
[15:42] Saku
I'm hungry...
[15:46] Deliver man
Thank you very much!
[15:50] Saku
Yukichi! What kind of vegetable is this?
[15:53] Saku
It's hard and bitter!
SIGN Munch Munch
SIGN Slap Slap
[16:00] Narration
Heimlich back slaps!
[16:02] Saku
What?! This salad wasn't for me?!
SIGN Glare
[16:06] Saku
Cat grass?!
[16:08] Saku
No wonder it was so hard and bitter!
[16:10] Saku
I was about to spit it out!
[16:12] Saku
Huh?
[16:13] Saku
Is it okay for humans to eat cat grass?
[16:17] Saku
There are a lot of things that people
eat that are poisonous to cats.
[16:23] Saku
Like onions and chocolate...
SIGN Cat grass
[16:28] Saku
What? What's cat grass?!
Is that the scientific name?
[16:32] Saku
It is the general term
for grasses cats enjoy eating
[16:36] Saku
and does not refer to
a specific type of grass?
[16:39] Saku
So, in the end, what is it?!
[16:42] Saku
I think my stomach is starting to hurt.
[16:46] Saku
Wait! Where are you calling?!
[16:49] Saku
No ambulances!
[16:51] Saku
I'm still conscious and
have no problems walking!
[16:55] Saku
And I can't tell them that my stomach
hurts because I stupidly ate some cat grass.
[17:04] Mei
Oh, the type of cat grass
seeds I gave Yukichi-chan?
[17:08] Mei
It's a blend of oat grass and barley grass.
[17:12] Mei
Oh, did you accidentally eat it, Saku-chan?
SIGN Insurance Documents
+
Prescription Records
[17:16] Saku
Oh, yes...
[17:17] Mei
It's healthy, but I'm sure it
tastes terrible when eaten directly.
[17:23] Narration
Afterward...
SIGN Sob
SIGN Fluster
[17:25] Narration
Her stomach reacted aggressively to
something she'd never eaten before.
SIGN Fluster
[17:27] Saku
I won't eat things
without asking ever again!
SIGN Fluster
SIGN Fluster
SIGN Fluster
SIGN Fluster
[17:30] Narration
Yukichi began to use a special plate
for his own personal use.
SIGN Beware of Cat
[17:34] Saku
Where do they sell something like that?!
[17:36] Narration
Dangerous!
[17:38] Narration
Foods poisonous to cats.
[17:40] Narration
Cacao, avocado, grapes, onions,
SIGN ° Cacao (Chocolate • Cocoa)
SIGN ° Avocado
SIGN ° Grapes (Raisins)
SIGN ° Onion Family
(Including Yellow Onions)
[17:43] Narration
fresh and dried squid, shellfish,
caffeine, alcohol, et cetera...
SIGN ° Squid • Dried Squid
SIGN ° Shellfish (Abalone • Sazae)
SIGN ° Caffeine
SIGN ° Alcohol etc.
[17:49] Saku
Now that I think about it,
it's crazy how you cook for me.
[17:53] Saku
You're like a fugu blowfish chef!
SIGN Heh
SIGN Pull
[18:04] Anchor
Today marks the first city-wide
"just like their owner" contest!
[18:09] Anchor
The top five pairs walked on the runway while
SIGN news: Pet Contest
"Just Like Their Owner"!?
SIGN They were cheered on by the warm laughter of the audience
[18:12] Anchor
being cheered by the warm
laughter of the audience.
[18:15] Reporter
Each pair was so alike.
[18:18] Anchor
I often hear that pets
are just like their owners.
SIGN Ba-dump
SIGN Ba-dump
[18:22] Anchor
Do pets become similar to their
owners or is it the other way around?
[18:28] Reporter
In my parents' home, my father
and our pet are really similar.
[18:32] Anchor
Is that so?
[18:34] Anchor
What kind of pet does your family have?
[18:35] Reporter
A Japanese rice fish.
[18:37] Anchor
A Japanese rice fish?!
SIGN Imagining a Yukichi-like Saku
SIGN Tsk
SIGN Hmph
SIGN Sigh
SIGN Shiver
SIGN Sizzle
SIGN Heh
SIGN Please take me home
[19:05] Man 1
An abandoned bear?
[19:07] Girl 1
Mommy, look!
[19:09] Mom 1
Shh! Don't look!
[19:25] Saku
I'm home.
[19:29] Saku
What's wrong?
[19:31] Saku
Do we have any painkillers?
[19:32] Saku
My head hurts from staring at
the computer screen too long.
[19:39] Saku
I forgot my blue light glasses.
[19:43] Narration
Hot towel.
[19:44] Saku
This is the best! It's wonderful!
[19:47] Saku
So relaxing.
[19:49] Saku
Thanks, Yukichi. I feel a little better.
[19:55] Saku
What's wrong?!
[19:56] Saku
You're making such a scary face!
[19:57] Saku
Should I help you relax, too?
[20:00] Saku
My headache is completely gone!
[20:03] Saku
Thanks, Yukichi.
[20:06] Saku
Good night!
SIGN Snore
[20:34] Anchor
The city-wide "Just Like Their Owner"
contest took place yesterday.
[20:39] Anchor
Today, the winning pair has
come to see us in the studio!
[20:43] Saku
They really look alike! So cute!
[20:47] Anchor
Is it true that pets and their
owners end up becoming alike?
[20:52] Reporter
Don't they say that close couples
also become similar to each other?
[20:55] Saku
What?!
[20:56] Anchor
I guess it must happen after
spending so much time together.
[21:00] Saku; Internal
Yukichi and I will become similar?!
SIGN Imagining a Saku-like Yukichi
SIGN Food
SIGN Yawn
SIGN Purr
[21:17] Saku; Internal
Wait.
[21:18] Saku
That'd just be a normal cat.
[21:19] Saku
Except the size.
SIGN Whirr
SIGN On to episode 12!!
SIGN Next Episode
[23:07] Saku
A masterful human kn...
[23:09] Saku
Huh? Yukichi isn't doing
the next episode preview?
[23:11] Saku
U-Uh, I have to say something!
Something good!
[23:15] Saku
Next episode: "The Masterful Cat
Runs Away from Home?"
[23:18] Saku
Runs away from home?!
SIGN Can
SIGN The Masterful Cat Runs Away from Home?
[23:19] Saku
Yukichi? Yukichi?!
[23:20] Saku
Yukichi!
E12 - The Masterful Cat Runs Away From Home?
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[00:16] Oshiro
It's Monday. This sucks. I'm tired.
I don't want to work.
[00:19] Oshiro
I can't believe it's still
so early in the afternoon.
[00:22] Oshiro
I want to go home.
[00:28] Yuri
It's the Monday blues...
[00:31] Yuri
The malaise I'm feeling is unbearable, too.
[00:34] Saku
Yeah, the first day of the work
week is always rough.
[00:37] Oshiro
Yeah, right. Fukuzawa, you come
in every Monday raring to go.
[00:43] Oshiro
You looked so alert this morning!
[00:46] Yuri
Are you doing something to fight the blues?
[00:48] Saku
Huh? Not really.
[00:52] Oshiro
Maybe you're drinking some
super rare enzyme or something!
[00:56] Yuri
Or maybe you see an osteopathic
doctor that has godly hands?!
[00:59] Saku
What kind of image do you have of me?!
[01:03] Saku; Internal
Am I doing anything?
[01:10] Narration**
Sunday night.
[01:12] (Flashback) Saku
It's coming!
[01:14] (Flashback) Saku
It's almost here!
[01:15] (Flashback) Saku
Monday is almost here!
[01:18] (Flashback) Saku
Who said it has to come?!
[01:20] (Flashback) Saku
It's crazy that we only have two days to
rest when we work so hard for five days!
[01:23] (Flashback) Saku
I don't want to squeeze
into a full train car again!
SIGN The Masterful Cat
Is Depressed Again Today
SIGN Can
SIGN The Masterful Cat Runs Away From Home?
SIGN The Masterful Cat Runs Away From Home?
SIGN Can
[03:02] Narration
Sunday night, continued...
[03:05] (Flashback) Saku
I don't want to squeeze
into a full train car again!
[03:08] (Flashback) Saku
Monday is almost here!
[03:10] (Flashback) Saku
Who said it has to come?!
[03:12] (Flashback) Saku
It's crazy that we only have two days to
rest when we work so hard for five days!
[03:16] Sazae-san
This is Saae!
SIGN Bwap
SIGN Push
[03:19] (Flashback) Saku
I just heard Saae-san's voice.
SIGN Fluster
[03:23] (Flashback) Saku
It's all over!
[03:25] Narration
Sunday, that is.
[03:27] (Flashback) Saku
I want to go back to Friday night!
[03:29] (Flashback) Saku
Or I want to jump forward
to next Friday night!
[03:32] (Flashback) Saku
Why can't every day be Saturday?!
SIGN Poff
SIGN Push...
[03:37] (Flashback) Saku
What're you...
SIGN Breathe in Breath out
SIGN Sniff
[03:44] (Flashback) Saku
It smells so good.
[03:46] (Flashback) Saku
Thanks, I feel so much calmer.
SIGN Sniff
[03:49] (Flashback) Saku
Why do your toe beans smell like happiness?
[03:54] (Flashback) Saku
They smell like the sun,
but a little sweeter.
SIGN Sniff
SIGN Not sure how to
feel about this
[03:58] (Flashback) Saku
Something like popcorn.
[04:02] (Flashback) Saku
I want to carry around this
scent and warmth with me.
[04:05] (Flashback) Saku
Maybe mankind needs to carry around
cats instead of smartphones?
[04:10] (Flashback) Saku
I could survive a full train car with...
[04:13] (Flashback) Saku
Full train car?
[04:17] (Flashback) Saku
A full train car?!
[04:19] (Flashback) Saku
Monday is coming!
SIGN Huff
[04:28] Narration
Three hours later...
[04:31] (Flashback) Saku
I want to live in the countryside.
[04:33] (Flashback) Saku
I don't want to live such
a busy lifestyle in the city.
[04:36] (Flashback) Saku
I want a slow lifestyle where two train cars
SIGN Whimper
[04:39] (Flashback) Saku
are spacious enough to
fit all the commuters.
[04:42] (Flashback) Saku
I've always wanted to live in
an old house that's been renovated.
SIGN Warmth
[04:46] (Flashback) Saku
Maybe you can open up a small
Japanese-style restaurant, Yukichi.
[04:49] (Flashback) Saku
We could have a little
vegetable field in the forest.
[04:55] Narration
The forest.
[04:57] Narration
Bears.
[05:01] (Flashback) Hunter
It's a bear!
SIGN Meow
[05:04] Narration
Shooing accident!
[05:06] (Flashback) Saku
Huh? Why not?!
[05:08] (Flashback) Saku
Is it because you're so
attached to our house?!
[05:12] (Flashback) Saku
Ugh, I can't sleep.
[05:15] (Flashback) Saku
Can I drink a beer?
[05:17] (Flashback) Saku
I'll brush my teeth again afterward.
[05:21] (Flashback) Saku
But I can't fall asleep at this rate!
SIGN Purr
[05:28] (Flashback) Saku
What's with this superbly
comfortable vibration?
[05:36] Narration
Mission complete.
[05:47] Saku
I don't think I do anything
particularly special.
[05:54] Saku
Well, maybe my cat lets me
cuddle more on Sundays?
[06:00] Oshiro
It gets more clingy because
it knows you're leaving?
[06:03] Oshiro
How cute!
[06:05] Saku
No, he's not really that type of cat.
[06:09] Yuri
Cats are full of healing properties.
[06:12] Yuri
I heard that their toe beans and purring
have huge effects on people!
[06:17] Yuri
I've read that the pheromones from their
toe beans have a calming effect on people.
[06:22] Yuri
Their purring is thought to
alleviate stress, expedite healing,
[06:26] Yuri
and strengthen the immune system.
[06:29] Yuri
The effects are significant enough that there's
even research for the use of cat therapy!
[06:34] Oshiro
Aren't cats a little too overpowered?!
Maybe I should get one, too.
[06:36] Saku; Internal
So...
[06:38] Yuri
You'll end up an old maid.
[06:39] Oshiro
What?!
[06:39] Saku; Internal
I was getting cat therapy!
[06:43] Narration
A world where every person carries a cat.
SIGN Sniff
Snort
Huff
Sniff
Heave
[06:49] Saku
Wouldn't that solve everything?!
[06:52] Saku
Am I a genius?!
[06:55] Narration
The eyes of a cat looking at an idiot.
[06:58] Train Announcer
Thank you very much.
[07:08] Saku; Internal
Lately, Yukichi has been making*
some weird rhythmic noises.
[07:13] Saku; Internal
He does it while he's doing housework
or if he's in a good mood.
[07:19] Saku; Internal
I've been writing it off
as some random humming, but...
[07:23] Saku; Internal
I realized something after going to
the concert at the aquarium
[07:26] Saku; Internal
and listening to their music a lot.
[07:30] Saku; Internal
He's beatboxing to UMYU-Sea's songs!
[07:34] Saku; Internal
And the thing he's doing right now...
[07:37] UMYU-Sea
We're not clione sea angels!
[07:42] UMYU-Sea
We're...
[07:43] UMYU-Sea
We're...
[07:44] UMYU-Sea
Idols of the sea!
[07:45] Saku; Internal
It's their debut single,
"We're Not Clione Sea Angels"!
[07:52] Saku; Internal
He's so talented!
[07:53] Saku; Internal
This is a great song. I love it, too!
[07:56] Saku; Internal
I want to tell him that, but I can't!
[08:01] Saku; Internal
Last time, when I snuck a shot of Yukichi
dancing since he was so darn cute...
[08:13] Saku
No! No! No! No!
[08:13] Saku; Internal
He got so mad he never
danced like that again.
[08:15] Saku
I'm not deleting it! I'm not!
[08:20] Saku; Internal
If he thinks I'm teasing him again,
he'll never let me hear his beatboxing!
[08:27] Saku; Internal
Maybe it's okay as long as it
doesn't seem like I'm teasing him?
[08:31] Saku; Internal
Yeah, like...
[08:35] Saku
That was some amazing
beatboxing! It was so moving!
SIGN Compliment
[08:40] Saku; Internal
Yeah, he'd definitely get angry.
[08:44] Saku; Internal
Maybe I could join in nonchalantly?
[08:47] Saku
We're not clione sea angels!
SIGN Anger
[08:52] Saku; Internal
How about adding an offhanded request?
[08:54] Saku
Oh! I want to hear
"Sesame and Salt Parade" next!
SIGN Anger
[08:59] Saku; Internal
Maybe I should challenge him
to a sudden beatbox battle?
SIGN Doom Doom Don
Tsk Tsk Housh Yeah!
SIGN Anger
[09:06] Saku; Internal
It's no use!
[09:07] Saku; Internal
I can't think of a way to bring it up
without being annoying!
[09:10] Saku; Internal
And I've never beatboxed before!
[09:16] Saku; Internal
He'll close his heart to me
forever if I'm too careless.
[09:20] Saku; Internal
I'm sure the door to his heart will be
harder to open than Ama-no-Iwato.
[09:26] Saku; Internal
Ama-no-Iwato?!
[09:35] TV
We're not clione sea angels!
[09:39] TV
We're...
[09:40] TV
We're...
[09:42] TV
Idols of the sea!
SIGN Sway...
[09:49] TV
All of the sea and the sky.
[09:50] Saku; Internal
All right! He took the bait!
[09:51] Saku; Internal
Now, join me, Yukichi!
[09:53] TV
We'll protect all of the earth.
SIGN Yank
SIGN Pull
[09:58] Saku
Uh, Yukichi?
[09:59] Saku
Yukichi-san?
SIGN Rewind 30 seconds
SIGN Beep
[10:03] Saku; Internal
No. This isn't it.
SIGN Stare...
[10:05] Saku; Internal
This isn't what I was hoping for!
[10:08] Saku; Internal
Hey!
[10:10] Saku
I was forced to practice for two hours...
SIGN Wheeze Pant
[10:20] Narration
Doesn't realize he's doing it out loud.
[10:25] Saku
I'm home, Yukichi.
[10:29] Saku
I'm already at my limit.
I can't move another muscle.
[10:34] Saku
I don't even have the energy to eat.
[10:39] Saku
Th-The smell of pork soup,
hokke fish, and Chinese salad!
[10:44] Saku
Thanks for the meal!
[10:48] Saku
So delicious!
[10:49] Saku
Eating Yukichi's food is
the best when you're tired.
[10:53] Saku
I can feel the warmth!
[10:56] Saku
Do you have another
serving of this pork soup?!
[11:02] Saku
Huh? What's this?!
SIGN Hmph!!
[11:04] Saku
I'm allowed to drink another one today?!
[11:07] Saku
What's going on?!
[11:26] Saku
It's the weekend!
[11:28] Saku
I'm going to laze around all day!
[11:31] Saku
Ow!
SIGN Gonk
[11:32] Saku
What?!
[11:34] Saku
You should let me pet you a bit!
[11:39] Saku
What's the point of having such
luxurious fur if I can't pet it?
[11:42] Saku
Stingy!
SIGN Zmoosh...
[11:45] Saku
I'm sorry for being cocky!
[11:47] Saku
A cat's luxurious fur is all for itself!
[11:51] Saku
I'm so sorry!
[11:54] Narration
Sunday.
[11:59] Saku
I slept so well.
[12:01] Saku
It's already the afternoon.
[12:02] Saku
Yukichi?
[12:06] Saku
Huh? Did he go shopping?
[12:09] Saku
Oh, I see brunch waiting for me!
[12:11] Saku
Thanks for the mea...
[12:14] Narration
Yukichi's purse.
[12:16] Saku
Huh?
[12:18] Saku
Huh? Huh?
[12:19] Saku
His purse?! There's money in it!
[12:21] Saku
Huh?!
[12:23] Saku
Yukichi actually forgot something?!
[12:26] Saku;Internal
Maybe he has a fever?!
[12:28] Saku;Internal
People say that animals tend to
hide the fact that they're sick!
[12:32] Saku;Internal
No. No. I'm probably overreacting.
[12:36] Saku;Internal
Huh?
[12:38] Saku;Internal
But where do I take him if he's really sick?!
[12:43] Saku;Internal
NASA?!
[12:44] Saku
Yukichi!
[12:51] Saku
Oh! Nishina-san!
[12:52] Rio
Welco...
[12:55] Rio
Whoa! Yukichi-san's...
[12:57] Rio
I-It's been a while.
[13:00] Saku
Oh! I'm sorry about leaving
you behind like that last time.
[13:03] (Flashback) Rio
S-Someone! Help!
[13:05] (Flashback) Ex-Boyfriend
A bear?!
[13:07] (Flashback) Rio
Don't call me stupid!
[13:09] (Flashback) Ex-Boyfriend
You stupid bear!
[13:32] Saku
Were you all right after?
[13:35] Rio
I really wanted to thank you
for helping me last time.
[13:39] Rio
He actually stopped bothering me after that.
[13:42] Rio
Please let me thank you properly sometime!
[13:44] Saku
No, no! You don't need to do that!
[13:46] Saku
I even let you take care
of the police last time...
[13:49] Rio
U-Um, may I ask you for your name?!
[13:52] Saku
Oh, I'm Fukuzawa.
[13:54] Saku; Internal
This reminds me of
the first time I met Yuri-chan.
[13:57] Yuri
Senpai!
[13:58] Rio
Fukuzawa-san...
[14:00] Rio
Oh, so, Yukichi-san must be Fukuzawa Yuki—
[14:05] Saku
That's right.
[14:06] Saku
My parents were planning to give me
that name if I'd been a boy.
[14:10] Saku
That's right! Did Yukichi stop by here?!
[14:13] Rio
Y-Yes, he did.
[14:17] Rio
He was getting a very warm welcome
from our manager over there...
[14:21] Manager
Thank you for visiting our store once again!
[14:24] Manager
Did you have any problems
during your visit today?
[14:25] Saku; Internal
Why?!
[14:26] Manager
Our cat goods are fully
stocked today, as well!
[14:26] Rio
Our manager really likes cats. I'm sorry.
[14:30] Saku
Oh, no. Thank you.
[14:30] Manager
Please take your time to browse our wares!
[14:32] Saku
I'm sorry for letting a cat shop
at a store that sells food.
[14:36] Rio
The manager allows it.
[14:39] Rio
I'm sure it's fine since we've never
gotten a complaint about him, either.
[14:42] Rio
Actually, people seem to like his visits.
[14:45] Saku
I-I see. Thank goodness.
[14:49] Saku; Internal
We live together, but there's
a lot I don't know about him.
[14:53] Saku; Internal
He's more familiar with
the neighborhood than I am.
[14:57] Saku
Oh, I should go say hello to the manager.
[15:03] Saku; Internal
As his owner.
[15:04] Rio
Oh, wait! If possible, please stay hidden.
[15:08] Rio
It'll be really gross if he discovers
new information about Yukichi-san
[15:12] Rio
and he gets even more fixated.
[15:15] Saku; Internal
Looks like he's way more familiar
with others than I thought.
[15:19] Rio
Oh! He's finally escaped!
[15:22] Saku
Hey, Yukichi!
[15:25] Rio
Good work.
[15:29] Saku
You forgot your purse, so I brought it over.
[15:32] Saku
Jeez! How can you go shopping without money?
[15:36] Rio
Money? Huh? But Yukichi-san...
SIGN Swp...
[15:42] Rio
Doesn't he pay with his card now?
[15:44] Saku; Internal
Cashless?!
[15:47] Rio
Thank you.
[15:49] Rio
He started using it right after we
started our reward points program.
[15:53] Rio
He uses the point card and
coupons very skillfully.
[15:56] Saku
Such a fearsome cat!
[16:03] Saku
I jumped to conclusions,
but I'm glad it wasn't anything serious.
[16:07] Saku
I thought you were running a fever
when I discovered you forgot something.
[16:11] Saku
I'm sure there aren't many veterinarians
that could examine you, Yukichi.
[16:15] Saku
What should we do in the future?
SIGN Nakayoshi Animal Hospital
[16:21] Saku
No way!
[16:22] Saku
That's a normal animal hospital!
[16:25] Saku
I only took you there once
when you were a kitten!
[16:28] Saku
Let's hurry home!
[16:29] Saku
I'm hungry!
[16:33] Saku
Come on! Rare! Come on!
[16:36] Narration
Since she brought the cash,
SIGN Gacha
Gacha
Gacha
[16:37] Saku
Come on! Rare! Come on!
[16:38] Narration
she gave Yukichi permission for extra
tries on the UMYU-Sea gacha machine.
[16:45] Yukichi; Internal
I am a cat.
[16:48] Yukichi; Internal
Ever since that snowy night,
I've found it to be strange.
[16:58] Yukichi; Internal
Why doesn't anyone come to collect
the garbage from this trash dump?
[17:04] Yukichi; Internal
And why doesn't this human
mind this wretched state?!
[17:11] Yukichi; Internal
Now she's even sleeping
at the front entrance?!
SIGN Meow
[17:18] Saku
Huh? It's morning?!
[17:20] Saku
Whoa! Sorry, Yukichi!
[17:22] Saku
You must be hungry!
[17:23] Saku
I'll pour you some kibble
and water right now!
[17:25] Yukichi; Internal
Though she never forgets
to take care of me.
[17:30] Saku
Hurry! Hurry!
[17:32] Yukichi; Internal
She fails to take care of herself.
[17:36] Yukichi; Internal
A stray cat knows.
[17:39] Saku
Shoot! I'm missing a button! Oh, who cares!
[17:39] Yukichi; Internal
A creature that cannot even take care
of itself cannot live for long.
[17:43] Yukichi; Internal
She'll just drag me down with her if I stay.
[17:46] Yukichi; Internal
I should leave as soon as I find the chance.
[17:49] Saku
I'm off!
[17:58] Yukichi; Internal
The perfect chance!
[18:00] Yukichi; Internal
Now, is the time to leave!
[18:08] Mei
My, what a lovely day.
[18:12] Yukichi; Internal
That human is carrying trash bags with her.
[18:15] Yukichi; Internal
Today must be trash day!
[18:19] Yukichi; Internal
Well, I can take care of a bag
to pay her back for her kindness.
[18:41] Yukichi; Internal
It was so easy.
Anyone should be able to do this.
[18:45] Yukichi; Internal
I should take another out.
[18:48] Yukichi; Internal
No! No!
[18:49] Yukichi; Internal
What am I trying to go back for?!
[18:53] Mei
Oh, no.
[18:55] Mei
Saku-chan left her door open.
[18:58] Mei
She really doesn't look after herself.
[19:01] Yukichi; Internal
So that human is called Saku.
[19:03] Mei
I should at least close the door for her.
[19:07] Yukichi; Internal
Please do so.
[19:09] Yukichi; Internal
"Saku."
[19:10] Yukichi; Internal
I will remember your name...
[19:18] Yukichi; Internal
...though we will probably
never cross paths again.
[19:29] (Flashback) Saku
I'm late!
[19:30] (Flashback) Saku
I fell asleep in my suit!
[19:33] (Flashback) Saku
A c-c-cockroach in the b-b-bathroom!
SIGN Yukichi's House
[19:39] (Flashback) Saku
Yukichi...
[19:49] (Flashback) Saku
I bought some cans of cat food!
[20:11] (Flashback) Saku
If you have nowhere to go,
how about coming with me?
[20:21] Mei
Did something just run by?
[20:28] Yukichi; Internal
What?
[20:30] Yukichi; Internal
I thought of her stupid face
and my body moved on its own.
[20:41] Yukichi; Internal
I see.
[20:43] Yukichi; Internal
This place must already be my home.
SIGN Yukichi's House
[20:48] Yukichi; Internal
A creature that cannot even take care
of itself cannot live for long.
[20:51] Yukichi; Internal
I do not wish to die together.
[20:56] Yukichi; Internal
So I merely need to
take care of her myself.
SIGN Meow
[21:03] Yukichi; Internal
With my own paws!
[21:08] Saku
I'm home.
[21:11] Saku
I bought some food and stuff.
[21:13] Yukichi; Internal
However, don't be mistaken, worthless human.
[21:18] Saku
Eat to your heart's content!
[21:21] Saku
Lately, you've been eating a lot.
Is it because you're growing?
[21:25] Yukichi; Internal
This is all for the sake
of tomorrow's cat can.
[21:29] Yukichi; Internal
First, I must be able to
open that door on my own!
SIGN Next Episode
[23:07] Yukichi
A masterful cat knows.
[23:09] Yukichi
You can easily make rice balls
using saran wrap and a cup.
[23:13] Yukichi
Give it a try.
[23:15] Yukichi
Next episode: "The Masterful Cat
Is Depressed Tomorrow As Well."
SIGN Can
SIGN The Masterful Cat Is Depressed Tomorrow As Well
[23:19] Yukichi
Even tomorrow, taking care
of my owner is troublesome.
E13 - The Masterful Cat Is Depressed Tomorrow As Well
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SIGN Prince of Tanaka
Shiny Diamond
[00:07] Wife
Dai-chan, you're so cute!
[00:09] Wife
It looks so good on you!
[00:11] Narration
Dai-chan is the kitten that
was picked up by Yukichi
[00:14] Narration
and Chief Orizuka's niece, Yume-chan.
[00:19] (Flashback) Yume
This kitten!
[00:34] Wife
I should take a picture!
[00:36] Wife
You're definitely going to
gain more followers!
SIGN Heh
SIGN Ideal
SIGN Rip Rip Rip Tear
[00:48] Wife
Dai-chan?!
[00:49] Wife
It looked so good on you!
[00:51] Wife
Do you hate wearing clothes?!
SIGN Whine
[00:53] Wife
Goodness, I worked so hard to make this!
SIGN Stare...
[00:57] Wife
It's completely torn up! Can I fix this?
SIGN Stare
SIGN Ideal
SIGN Heh
SIGN Clamp
[01:06] Wife
What?! What's wrong with you, Dai-chan?
[01:10] Wife
Oh! You want to play with my apron?
[01:12] Wife
There!
[01:16] Wife
He's chasing after it
more than his toy mouse!
SIGN Rise
[01:20] Wife
Dai-chan, are you practicing again?
[01:23] Wife
Hold on! I need to record it!
[01:26] Wife
Okay! Dai-chan is practicing today, too.
SIGN Shake
SIGN Shake
SIGN Step
SIGN Shake
SIGN Goal
SIGN Shake
SIGN Nyop
SIGN Hmph!!
[01:38] Wife
D-Dai-chan, did you just take a step?!
[01:41] Wife
No way! You're a genius!
SIGN Ring...
[01:42] Wife
We might even get on TV!
[01:45] Wife
I'm so glad I recorded it!
[01:47] Wife
You're amazing, Dai-chan!
[01:53] [SONG] Text
He walked!?!?
[01:54] Yuri
Saku-senpai, have you seen this kitty?
[01:58] Saku
Kitty?
[01:59] Yuri
He's been trending on Ista!
[02:02] [SONG] Text
He walked!?!?
[02:02] Yuri
He's a cat that stands on two legs!
[02:04] Saku
Huh?!
[02:05] Yuri
It seems like he's even
learning how to walk...
[02:11] Saku
Whoa! You're right! He's trying to walk.
[02:13] Saku
That's amazing!
[02:15] Yuri
It's way too cute!
[02:17] Saku; Internal
Thank goodness. It wasn't Yukichi...
[02:21] Yuri
I wonder if they'll publish a photo book!
[02:23] Saku; Internal
Cats that walk on two legs...
[02:25] Saku; Internal
I guess it's more common than I thought.
[02:27] Saku; Internal
I didn't know.
SIGN The Masterful Cat
Is Depressed Again Today
SIGN Can
SIGN The Masterful Cat Is Depressed Tomorrow As Well
SIGN The Masterful Cat Is Depressed Tomorrow As Well
SIGN Can
[04:06] Boyfriend
Lately...
[04:22] Yume
Here, Yuki-chan!
[04:25] Yume
It's a present from the UMYU-Sea show!
[04:29] Yume
Why do you like Sea Bunny-chan
the best, Yuki-chan?
[04:32] Yume
Is it 'cause she's in the middle?
[04:39] Sea Bunny
The stuff I make
[04:41] (Flashback) Sea Bunny
is something that even
little kids can make!
[04:43] (Flashback) Sea Bunny
It's the most powerful food on Earth!
[04:53] Yume
Oh, yeah!
[04:54] Yume
Do you wanna see a recording of the show?
[04:56] Yume
They allowed cameras this time!
[04:59] Sea Bunny
All good kids have nothing
to fear now that we're here!
[05:03] Yume
UMYU-Sea!
[05:05] Sea Bunny
Help us power up while Ao-chan keeps
the Gairai Beasts frozen in time!
[05:06] Yume
Sorry! My voice is really loud!
[05:10] Sea Bunny
I'm making the world's most
powerful food today, rice balls!
[05:17] Akane
You really love rice balls, Sea Bunny.
[05:21] Strawberry
Is it because you have
the same color scheme?
[05:23] Sea Bunny
That's not it!
[05:25] Sea Bunny
You can put all sorts
of things into rice balls!
[05:28] Strawberry
All sorts? You mean, ingredients?
[05:32] Sea Bunny
No! Feelings! The power to cheer someone on!
SIGN Yukichi's House
[05:39] Sea Bunny
"Don't lose! I'm right beside you!"
[05:42] Sea Bunny
Stuff like that!
[05:44] Sea Bunny
Kids with small hands can just
put the rice in a cup and shake!
[05:49] Sea Bunny
Let's shake it up while
thinking, "You can do it!"
[06:00] Yume
Rice balls are so tasty!
[06:02] Yume
I love bonito flake rice balls!
[06:04] Sea Bunny
Squeeze! Squeeze! You can do it!
Squeeze! Squeeze!
[06:08] [SONG] Text
Went shopping at the supermarket
[06:08] Yume
See you later!
[06:10] Yume's Mom
Thank you very much!
[06:14] Train Announcer
Thank you very much.
[06:20] Saku
Morning, Yukichi.
[06:24] Saku
Where's the thing?
[06:27] Saku
Oh, that's it! Thanks!
[06:30] Saku
Yukichi, put that on!
The thing we watched yesterday...
[06:33] Saku
What was it again?
[06:36] Saku
Thanks! That's it!
[06:39] Saku
Yukichi, that thing...
[06:41] Saku
The thing over there...
[06:42] Saku
This's it!
[06:43] Saku
Yukichi!
[07:05] Saku
Do you forget how to speak
Japanese over the weekend?
[07:09] Oshiro
Just how little are you speaking?
[07:12] Saku
I can't come up with any
nouns for some reason.
[07:15] Oshiro
Want to go to a singles meetup?
[07:17] Oshiro
That's dangerous.
[07:18] Oshiro
You're going to start
forgetting important things
[07:21] Oshiro
and eventually forget how
to use your vocal cords.
[07:23] Saku
What?! It's not that bad!
[07:26] Saku
It's not like I'm not talking
at all. My vocal cords still work!
[07:29] Oshiro
Who do you talk to when you're living alone?
[07:31] Oshiro
Oh!
[07:33] Saku
Huh?
[07:33] Oshiro
Your cat. You must be talking to your cat!
[07:36] Saku
I-Isn't that normal?!
[07:38] Oshiro
You're in trouble!
[07:40] Oshiro
At this rate, you'll start
talking to the TV, too!
[07:43] Saku
How rude!
[07:44] Saku
I don't talk to myself...
[07:46] Saku
And then! And then!
[07:47] Narration
One-way conversation.
[07:49] Saku
Actually, maybe I do talk to myself...
[07:51] Oshiro
What do you mean maybe?!
[07:53] Oshiro
If you aren't careful,
you're going to go senile!
[07:56] Train Announcer
The rapid-service train will soon arrive.
[08:04] Oshiro
Come to think of it,
[08:05] (Flashback) Oshiro
I've heard of people using their
smartphone's AI to practice talking!
[08:11] (Flashback) Oshiro
Give it a try!
[08:13] Saku
Okay! H-Hey, Siro!
[08:16] Siro
Hello.
[08:17] Saku
Uh...
[08:18] Siro
I'm sorry. I didn't quite hear you.
[08:21] Saku; Internal
I can't think of a question to ask!
[08:24] Saku
Hey, Yukichi! What should I ask Siro?
[08:24] Siro
I'm sorry. I don't understand.
[08:30] Saku
That's right! The goal is to
prevent my mind from slowing down!
SIGN Ta-dah
[08:34] Saku
I should just play a game that uses my brain!
[08:38] Saku
Let's fight fair and square, Yukichi!
[08:40] Narration
Concentration.
[08:42] Saku
Rock, paper, and scissors!
[08:45] Saku
I won!
[08:48] Saku
You can keep the cards
if the numbers match.
[08:52] Saku
Well, then!
[08:54] Saku
Here and here!
[08:57] Saku
Oh, I failed.
[09:01] Saku
Your turn, Yukichi!
[09:08] Saku
Oh, that's right!
[09:09] Saku
Just like that!
[09:10] Saku
Oh, you're good!
[09:11] Saku
Right! Right!
[09:16] Narration
Complete victory.
SIGN Ugh...
[09:17] Saku
O-One more time...
[09:27] Narration
Complete victory two.
[09:29] Saku
Let's try a different game...
[09:33] Saku
I'm going to go buy some!
[09:35] Narration
Six hours later.
[09:37] Saku
Okay, I should just give up.
[09:42] Saku
Whether you win or lose, they say
it still trains your brain...
[09:49] Saku
But it's no fun if
I have no chance at winning!
[09:52] Saku
I lost every game!
SIGN Weep
[09:53] Saku
Please take care of me if
I go senile at my age, Yukichi!
[09:59] Saku
I mean, you know exactly what I mean
when I say "this" or "that" all the time...
[10:04] Saku
I don't properly talk at all
during the weekend, right?
[10:09] Saku
I'm forgetting how to speak
Japanese over the weekend.
SIGN Chill
[10:16] Saku
We're still going to play?!
[10:19] Narration
Yukichi's spartan brain training
lasted until late into the night.
[10:24] Narration
Afterwards...
[10:28] Narration
Saury rice.
[10:29] Narration
...there was a sharp increase...
[10:33] Narration
Sardine ball soup.
[10:35] Narration
...in fatty fish dishes.
[10:38] Narration
Yellowtail and daikon.
SIGN Sip...
[10:41] Saku
So good!
[10:43] Saku
You're really into cooking fish lately!
SIGN Gloom
[10:53] Yuri
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
[10:57] Saku
It's okay, Yuri-chan.
[10:59] Saku
Everyone'll forget a little
mistake like that right away...
[11:02] Saku
It was a little scary, but we
managed to fix it before shipment.
[11:07] Saku
Safe! Safe!
[11:08] Oshiro
Yeah.
[11:09] Oshiro
And I got the rare chance to see our cool
and competent newbie on the verge of tears!
[11:13] Saku
Oshiro-san!
[11:15] Saku
C-Come on! How about a bite
of something from my lunch box?
[11:20] Oshiro
What do you have?
[11:22] Saku
Today I have fried ham cutlets,
carrots and burdock root,
[11:26] Saku
and egg omelet!
[11:29] Yuri
Egg omelet?
[11:32] Oshiro
She responded! The egg omelet!
[11:34] Oshiro
Stuff it in her mouth!
[11:35] Saku
Yes, sir!
SIGN Munch
[11:40] Yuri
It's delicious.
[11:42] Saku
Good for you! Cheer up!
[11:46] Oshiro
Give me a bite, too!
[11:48] Saku
You too, Oshiro-san?!
[11:50] Oshiro
Well, the way you eat your food
makes it seem so delicious!
[11:55] Oshiro
I've always wanted to taste your food.
[11:59] Saku
Here you go.
[12:00] Oshiro
Thanks for the bite!
[12:07] Oshiro
It's really good!
[12:09] Oshiro
This is amazing, Fukuzawa!
[12:13] Saku
Right?
[12:14] Oshiro
Teach me how to make it.
SIGN Spurt
[12:18] Yuri
Please teach me, too!
[12:20] Saku
Huh?
SIGN Flinch
[12:21] Oshiro
Who taught you how to cook?
[12:22] Saku
Well...
[12:23] Saku; Internal
It's over. I need to come clean!
[12:26] Yuri
Saku-senpai?
SIGN Shake
[12:27] Saku; Internal
My cat is the one who makes
these meals! I can't cook at all!
[12:34] Saku
I-I don't really know how to make it...
[12:39] Oshiro/Yuri
Huh?
[12:40] Oshiro
So you just eyeball
the amount of ingredients?!
[12:43] Yuri
You're like a highly-skilled chef!
[12:45] Oshiro/Yuri
That's amazing!
[12:46] Saku; Internal
What?!
[12:48] Train Announcer
This train will stop at each
stop until its destination.
[12:56] Saku
So...
[12:59] Saku
In order to turn a lie into truth,
[13:02] Saku
will you teach my lowly self
how to make egg omelets?
SIGN Sugar
SIGN Soy Sauce
SIGN Salt
SIGN Egg
[13:09] Saku
So these must be the ingredients!
[13:12] Saku
Mayo?!
[13:13] Saku
Okay, what are the steps?
SIGN Zhup
[13:16] Saku
Huh?!
[13:17] Saku
Wait! How much of each?!
SIGN Splurt
[13:20] Saku
Whoa! What?!
[13:22] Saku
How much was that?!
[13:24] Saku
You've been eyeballing everything, Yukichi?!
SIGN 11:02 PM
[13:29] Saku
How to make egg omelets.
[13:31] Saku
First, the ingredients.
[13:32] Saku
Two eggs, a zhup of sugar, a sa-sup of salt,
[13:35] Saku
a squeeze of mayo,
and a tap tap of soy sauce.
[13:37] Oshiro
No one can understand that!
SIGN 11:12 PM
[13:39] Oshiro
Do it again!
[13:49] Yukichi; Internal
A great many of the creatures known
as cats live below this vast sky.
[13:55] Yukichi; Internal
But how many cats take out the trash
in their owner's stead?
[14:03] Yukichi; Internal
She didn't ask me to do it.
[14:06] Yukichi; Internal
And I'm not saying she needs to thank me...
[14:12] Saku
I'll fix it by morning...
SIGN Dum...
[14:14] Yukichi; Internal
At least notice the change!
SIGN ° She kept pillows and a blanket at the entrance just
in case she fell asleep there and it became a habit.
[14:16] Yukichi; Internal
Why is she still sleeping at the front
entrance when there's so much more space?!
[14:20] Yukichi; Internal
No! No!
[14:21] Yukichi; Internal
I have to take out the trash
as quickly as possible!
[14:25] Yukichi; Internal
Otherwise, he'll appear after dawn breaks.
[14:28] Yukichi; Internal
That noisy old man...
[14:34] (Flashback) Landlord
You're here again! You stupid cat!
[14:37] Yukichi; Internal
This human named Landlord has claimed
this trash area as his territory!
[14:44] Yukichi; Internal
It may be because he dislikes cats,
[14:44] Landlord
Goodness, you keep coming back
no matter how many times I shoo you off!
[14:46] Yukichi; Internal
but this old man always causes trouble
for me as soon as he sees me!
[14:48] Landlord
I was keeping my eye out for you
and sure enough, you showed up!
[14:55] (Flashback) Landlord
Did you just sigh like
you're some kinda big shot?!
[14:58] (Flashback) Landlord
You impertinent cat!
[15:00] Yukichi; Internal
Of course I'd sigh.
[15:02] (Flashback) Landlord
Shoo! Shoo!
[15:05] (Flashback) Landlord
Shoo! Shoo!
[15:09] (Flashback) Landlord
This cat!
[15:10] (Flashback) Landlord
You really dragged another
trash bag over here!
[15:13] (Flashback) Landlord
You're just a cat who can't
even separate the trash!
[15:29] (Flashback) Landlord
You got it right today.
[15:34] Yukichi; Internal
I learned something after dealing with that
worthless human of mine and this old man.
[15:39] Yukichi; Internal
I learned that I am not a stupid cat.
I am not even a normal cat.
SIGN Sparkle
[15:44] Yukichi; Internal
I am the most masterful of all cats!
[15:49] (Flashback) Landlord
What a creepy cat.
[15:52] Yukichi; Internal
I'm a masterful cat!
[15:54] (Flashback) Landlord
And you're dirty, too! C'mere!
[15:57] (Flashback) Landlord
I'll give you a bath!
[16:00] (Flashback) Landlord
Don't move now.
[16:08] (Flashback) Landlord
There you go!
[16:10] [SONG] Text
Dazed...
[16:11] Yukichi; Internal
I will never forget this!
I will never forget this!
[16:15] Landlord
Stay clean now!
[16:16] Yukichi; Internal
I will never!
[16:18] (Flashback) Landlord
Hey! Don't make a fuss!
[16:20] (Flashback) Landlord
You'll catch a cold if I don't dry your fur!
[16:24] Yukichi; Internal
Today was another terrible encounter.
[16:27] Yukichi; Internal
All of this is that worthless human's fault!
SIGN Energy Jelly
[16:37] Yukichi; Internal
That worthless human drinks this a lot.
[16:41] Yukichi; Internal
Is this Churu for humans?
[16:45] Yukichi; Internal
But it seems like she's
getting weaker by the day.
[16:54] Yukichi; Internal
I have already thrown away all the trash.
[16:57] Yukichi; Internal
I've eliminated all the bugs.
[16:58] Yukichi; Internal
Every day, I open the window
and let fresh air in.
[17:03] Yukichi; Internal
And yet, this human...
[17:12] Yukichi; Internal
Why doesn't she get any better?
[17:18] Yukichi; Internal
Is she cold?!
[17:38] (Flashback) Saku
Yukichi...
[17:42] (Flashback) Saku
You're so warm. So fluffy...
SIGN Yukichi's House
[17:50] Yukichi; Internal
Why is my body so small?
[17:59] (Flashback) Saku
I overslept!
[18:05] Yukichi; Internal
This again...
SIGN Plastic
[18:08] Yukichi; Internal
This has the plastic symbol on it,
so it goes into this bag.
[18:13] Yukichi; Internal
The weather is nice.
I should open the window today.
[18:20] Akane
Ouch!
[18:21] Akane
I'm out of energy! Why?!
[18:24] Sea Bunny
That's because you always only eat sweets!
[18:26] Ao
Yeah. Yeah.
[18:28] Sea Bunny
Delicious meals give you power!
[18:31] Sea Bunny
But not all foods are the same!
[18:35] Sea Bunny
Okay! Everyone watching
should help us power up, too!
[18:40] Sea Bunny
Let's get cooking!
[18:42] Sea Bunny
Let's make the world's most powerful food!
[18:45] Sea Bunny
Rice balls!
[18:48] Yukichi; Internal
What?
[18:50] Yukichi; Internal
What's that?!
[18:50] Sea Bunny
Let's make miso soup with root
vegetables while we're at it!
[18:54] Akane
Good idea!
[18:55] Sea Bunny
All right! Are you all ready?
[18:56] Yukichi; Internal
This...
[18:58] Yukichi; Internal
If I give her this thing called rice balls...
[19:02] Yukichi; Internal
Will my human make a face like that?!
[19:12] Yukichi; Internal
Will she get better?
[19:20] Yukichi; Internal
Just you wait.
[19:22] Yukichi; Internal
Soon, I will be able to make this for you.
[19:25] Yukichi; Internal
I am no normal cat.
[19:31] Yukichi; Internal
After all,
SIGN ...masterful cat.
[19:35] Yukichi; Internal
I am the most masterful of cats.
SIGN I am a...
[20:29] UMYU-Sea
Thank you!
[20:34] UMYU-Sea
See you again soon!
[21:23] Saku
I'm home, Yukichi!
[21:25] Saku
What's for dinner tonight?
SIGN The Masterful Cat
Is Depressed Again Today