The Masterful Cat Is Depressed Again Today

Saku is your typical workaholic who happened to take in a stray black kitten, Yukichi. But when Yukichi started growing, it seemed like he would never stop! Now, he’s the size of a bear and takes pride in his culinary skills and domestic chores. With a cat like that, it’s hard to tell who’s looking after who. Regardless, they share a special bond that’s both amusing and heartwarming.

Season 1

Season 1

E1 - The Masterful Cat Is Depressed Again Today

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[01:12] Saku
    Ouch!
[01:32] Woman
    Be safe!
[01:33] Kids
    Good morning!
[01:38] Station Announcer
    The rapid train will be arriving
    shortly at platform one.
[01:45] Station Announcer
    Please stand behind the yellow line.
[01:50] Commuter
    Excuse me!
[01:52] Station Announcer
    Thank you for riding with us.
    Please wait for the next train.
[02:05] Station Announcer
    Thank you very much
    for using our station today.
[02:35] Orizuka
    There are two meetings today.
[02:36] Orizuka
    The materials have all been prepared.
[02:38] Orizuka
    There are also four issues that need to be
    addressed before I leave for my business trip.
[02:52] Commuter
    Excuse me! This is my stop!
SIGN    The Masterful Cat
    Is Depressed Again Today
SIGN    Cages
SIGN    Healing
SIGN    Clothes
SIGN    Cosplay
SIGN    Illustrations
SIGN    Screensavers
SIGN    Backgrounds
SIGN    Dogs
[04:17] Yuri
    Saku-senpai!
[04:19] Yuri
    You're not going to eat any lunch?
[04:22] Saku
    Y-Y-Yuri-chan! You scared me!
[04:27] Yuri
    You're hiding something.
[04:28] Saku
    Huh?!
[04:29] Yuri
    Senpai, you shouldn't access
    matchmaking sites on a work computer.
[04:34] Saku
    I'm not!
SIGN    Healing
     Clothes
     Cosplay
     Illustrations
     Screensavers
     Backgrounds
     Dog
     Kotatsu
     Anthropomorphism
[04:37] Yuri
    The world's largest cat?
[04:41] Yuri
    Why're you looking up something like that?
[04:44] Yuri
    Whoa! So big!
[04:46] Saku
    These are Maine Coon cats.
[04:48] Saku
    Actually, I've been taking care of a cat myself.
[04:50] Saku
    I was just wondering how
    big they normally get.
[04:56] Yuri
    Senpai, that's pretty careless of you.
[04:58] Saku
    Huh? Wh-What do you mean?!
[05:01] Yuri
    They say if you get
    a pet while living alone,
[05:03] Yuri
    you ruin your chances at marriage!
[05:05] Saku
    Huh? Why do you keep bringing
    marriage into the conversation?!
[05:08] Employee 1
    Shibasaki-san.
[05:10] Employee 1
    They moved up the afternoon
    meeting by thirty minutes.
[05:14] Yuri
    Huh?!
[05:15] Employee 1
    Sorry!
[05:17] Saku
    I should eat my lunch.
[05:20] Yuri
    Oh, Senpai! Your cat!
[05:22] Saku
    Yes?!
[05:24] Yuri
    Let me know if taking care
    of your cat is too much for you.
[05:27] Yuri
    I bet my parents will
    take it in if I ask them.
[05:30] Saku
    Oh. Thanks a lot.
[05:37] Saku
    Now, time for lunch...
[05:57] Saku; Internal
    If taking care of my cat
    is too much for me, huh?
[06:05] Saku; Internal
    I guess it could be...
[06:11] Saku
    I'm home!
[06:13] Saku
    Yukichi? Hey, Yukichi!
[06:25] Saku; Internal
    Well, maybe if my cat was a normal cat.
[06:34] Saku
    Jeez!
[06:36] Saku
    You're cleaning in the dark again!
[06:38] Saku
    I keep telling you to do it
    with the lights on!
[06:42] Saku
    Are you mad about something?
[06:46] Saku
    I'm home too late?
[06:48] Saku
    Isn't this the normal time I get home?
SIGN    Premium Friday
[06:52] Saku
    Premium Friday?
[06:53] Saku
    That's an impossible fantasy, Yukichi.
[06:59] Saku
    Why were you interested in—
SIGN    Completely Cold Feast
[07:06] Saku
    Sorry!
[07:07] Saku
    I'm so sorry, Yukichi!
[07:08] Narration
    I was waiting for you all evening.
[07:08] Saku
    I'll eat it now!
[07:15] Saku
    Now, this is happiness!
[07:18] Saku
    I feel so sleepy now.
[07:21] Saku
    Sleepy...
[07:49] Saku
    It's hot!
[07:50] Saku
    Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
[07:53] Saku
    You cruel cat!
[08:16] Saku
    I feel completely, totally revived!
[08:18] Saku
    Oh! Lunch was delicious as usual, Yukichi!
[08:22] Saku
    Thanks for making lunch every day!
[08:25] Saku
    Now that I've washed up,
    I totally want a beer!
[08:32] Saku
    Are these fried chicken and cheese strips?!
[08:35] Saku
    Yukichi, can I eat these?!
[08:39] Saku
    I can't?
[08:41] Saku
    They're for tomorrow's lunch?
[08:44] Saku
    I see. I guess it can't be helped.
[08:47] Saku
    They look so good, but I'll
     have to wait until tomorrow.
[08:51] Saku
    I see. They're for lunch...
[08:56] Saku
    Huh? You'll make me something else?
[08:58] Saku
    I'll go dry my hair really quick!
[09:02] Saku
    Wow! The delicious smell of cheese!
[09:07] Saku
    They look so freaking good!
[09:08] Saku
    Thanks, Yukichi!
[09:10] Saku
    Thank you for the meal!
[09:15] Saku
    There's edamame in them, too.
[09:17] Saku
    What a forbidden flavor!
[09:22] Saku
    You've completely won me over
    via my stomach already,
[09:29] (Flashback) Yuri
    People say that if you get
    a pet while living alone,
[09:31] (Flashback) Yuri
    you ruin your chances at marriage!
[09:33] Saku
    Huh?
[09:38] Saku; Internal
    Who the heck cares?!
[09:43] Saku
    Yukichi! Another beer!
[09:52] Saku
    I still wanna drink!
[10:33] Narration
    Perfect.
[10:40] TV 1
    Zero Seven Five Five!
[10:41] TV 2
    What's today's good morning song?
[10:51] Saku
    Oh, the aroma of fried chicken...
[10:54] Saku
    Can't breathe!
[11:00] Saku
    I don't wanna go to work!
[11:02] Saku
    I don't wanna work!
[11:04] Saku
    I have a meeting with the general
    manager first thing in the morning,
[11:07] Saku
    but I don't have all the documents ready!
[11:09] Saku
    I mean, why do we have to have so
    many meetings every day anyways?
[11:13] Saku
    I'll definitely have to work overtime again.
[11:15] Saku
    Can't we just give all these progress
    reports through our smartphones?!
[11:19] Saku
    What's the point of making
    printouts at every single step?
[11:23] Saku
    And the trains are always packed!
[11:25] Saku
    It hurts!
[11:27] Saku
    The trains are full of drunks, too!
[11:29] Saku
    I really wanna quit!
[11:33] Saku
    Yukichi!
[11:34] Saku
    You're my only ally...
[11:38] Saku
    Huh?
[11:40] Narration
    Lock up properly.
[12:01] Girl
    Mommy, look!
[12:04] Mother
    Oh, how rare!
[12:05] Mother
    A bear rug!
[12:06] Girl
    Bear!
[12:08] TV Announcer
    Thanks for watching It's Afternoon*!
[12:11] TV Announcer
    We'll start with the ever-popular*
    Empress of Recipes!
[12:14] Empress
    Today, I'd like to show you a recipe I recommend
    for dealing with exhaustion and stress!
[12:18] Empress
    It's a stamina curry sauté of sliced
    beef and summer vegetables!
[12:21] Empress
    Everyone, please be ready to jot it down!
[12:23] Empress
    Now, let me show you the ingredients
    and how to make it!
[12:27] Empress
    First, peel the tomatoes by parboiling them.
    Then cut them into wedges.
[12:30] Empress
    Cut the bell pepper vertically into strips.
[12:34] Empress
    Then, heat olive oil in a frying pan over low heat and add the garlic.
[12:38] Empress
    Spice lovers can also add takanotsume peppers.
[12:42] Empress
    Once the garlic becomes aromatic,
    add the beef and bell peppers.
[12:45] Empress
    Season with salt and pepper.
[12:47] Empress
    After the meat browns,
    add one teaspoon of wine vinegar.
[12:51] Empress
    Boil out the alcohol and add
    the tomatoes to sauté them quickly.
[12:54] Empress
    Add one tablespoon of curry powder,
[12:56] Empress
    and finish it off with
    a sprinkle of minced parsley.
[12:59] Empress
    Please give this recipe a try!
[13:02] Narration
    Memorized!
[13:15] Narration
    I dislike water.
[13:27] Narration
    Perfect. Part II.
[13:32] Phone
    No one is available to answer your call.
[13:34] Phone
    Please leave a message after the beep.
[13:38] Saku
    Ah, hello? Can you hear me, Yukichi?
[13:42] Saku
    We hit some trouble at work.
[13:44] Saku
    I don't need dinner since
    I probably have to stay the night.
[13:46] Saku
    Sorry!
SIGN    Meanwhile,
     at the company...
[13:55] Employee 1
    Hey! Someone!
[13:56] Employee 1
    Please go to the document room and find me
    the previous documents for Company A!
[13:59] Employee 2
    Convert it to digital data
    and send it to the chief!
[14:02] Employee 3
    We're out of paper at a time like this?!
    Where's the paper again?!
[14:05] Employee 4
    Will we finish all of this
    by tomorrow morning?!
[14:11] Saku; Internal
    A call?
[14:12] Saku; Internal
    From home?!
[14:13] Saku; Internal
    Yukichi? Did he call me back?
[14:17] Saku
    H-Hello?
[14:21] Saku; Internal
    He clicked his tongue at me?
[14:25] Employee 1
    Hey, Fukuzawa is starting
    to move at an inhuman speed!
[14:28] Employee 2
    She's evolving!
[14:29] Employee 3
    Fukuzawa is evolving!
[14:31] Narration
    She managed to get back
    on the third to last train.
[14:35] Saku
    Yukichi. You smell like the sun...
[14:42] Narration
    The neko chigura, also known as the neko tsugura,
    is a traditional hand-crafted cat bed.
[14:49] Yuri
    My family's previous cat
    used to use it. Please take it.
[14:55] Saku
    Yuri-chan gave this to me, but...
[15:05] Saku; Internal
    A-A helmet?!
[15:08] Saku
    I-It was unavoidable. Yuri-chan has
     never seen you, Yukichi.
[15:14] Saku
    Hey, Yukichi?
[15:21] Saku
    That's impossible!
[15:30] Saku
    Looks like he likes it.
SIGN    The Next Day
[15:33] Saku
    Yay! You made me lunch today, too?
[15:36] Saku
    Thanks!
[15:37] Saku
    Hm? What's this paper bag for?
[15:41] Saku
    Huh? No way.
[15:43] Saku
    Is this to thank Yuri-chan for the chigura?
[15:45] Saku
    Wow. Madeleines!
[15:47] Saku
    Oh, you're too much!
[15:49] Saku
    You're such a thoughtful cat, Yukichi!
[15:52] Saku
    They smell so good!
    I'm sure they're delicious!
[15:56] Saku
    Huh? What about my share?
SIGN    Meow
[15:58] Saku
    So stingy!
[15:59] Yuri
    Huh?
[16:00] Yuri
    You're giving these to me?
[16:03] Yuri
    I feel bad getting something in exchange.
[16:05] Saku
    Y-Yeah...
[16:06] Yuri
    Oh, are these handmade?
[16:09] Saku
    Th-That's right.
[16:11] Yuri
    That's amazing!
[16:12] Saku
    Oh, do you like homemade desserts?
[16:14] Yuri
    I'm so happy!
[16:16] Female Employee 1
    Wow! Fukuzawa-san can even bake sweets?
[16:20] Glasses Manager
    Such strong home-making skills!
[16:21] Saku
    Th-That's not true!
[16:23] Yuri
    They're delicious!
[16:25] Glasses Manager
    Fukuzawa, you always bring your lunch, too.
[16:27] Male Employee 1
    You'll make a great wife.
[16:28] Saku
    Uh, no! That's...
[16:28] Female Employee 1
    Goodness, sir! You should
    make your own lunches yourself!
SIGN    Make your own lunches yourself~ (LOL)
[16:35] Saku; Internal
    I-It's hard to tell them I didn't do it...
[16:35] Glasses Manager
    That's true.
[16:36] Female Employee 1
    That's the least you can do!
[16:38] Male Employee 1
    Maybe I should try making
    my own lunches, too.
[16:40] Saku
    No! I-I-I really can't cook at all!
[16:42] Yuri
    What are you talking about?
    You're plenty good at it!
[16:43] Female Employee 1
    If you consider yourself a bad cook,
    the rest of us are completely worthless.
[16:47] Saku
    No, no, no, no...
[16:47] Yuri
    So true! So true!
[16:49] Saku
    I mean, it was my cat that...
[16:52] Saku; Internal
    "It was my cat that baked that!"
[16:54] Yuri
    Huh? What are you saying?
[16:57] Female Employee 1
    Huh? Is Fukuzawa-san an oddball type?
[17:02] Saku
    I-I baked them!
[17:04] Yuri
    Huh? Did you spike them with something?
[17:07] Saku
    I looked up the recipe online...
[17:08] Yuri
    Huh?!
[17:10] Saku; Internal
    I've become such a blatant liar!
[17:12] Saku; Internal
    I'm sorry, Yukichi!
[17:15] Saku; Internal
    I mean, something like that's
    normally impossible.
[17:18] Saku; Internal
    A cat shouldn't be able to do
    all the housework for me.
[17:21] Saku; Internal
    Why didn't I think of that until now?
[17:24] Saku
    Okay!
[17:25] Saku; Internal
    I'll just keep quiet about Yukichi.
[17:29] Orizuka
    Is your cat doing well?
[17:32] Orizuka
    These are the documents
    you asked for earlier.
[17:36] Orizuka
    Also, about the estimate
    requested by Company C...
[17:47] Saku
    Ch-Chief, what did you just...
[17:50] Orizuka
    I'm talking about the estimate
    requested by Company C.
[17:54] Orizuka
    It's still before the deadline,
    but the other party...
[17:55] Saku
    B-B-Before that!
[17:58] Orizuka
    Your cat?
[17:59] Saku
    Yes!
[18:00] Saku
    It's true that I have a cat...
[18:03] Orizuka
    Well, you mentioned your
    cat earlier, so I thought...
[18:07] Orizuka
    Thanks.
[18:08] Saku
    Huh? How did you know about my cat, Chief?
[18:13] Orizuka
    I met him before.
[18:17] Orizuka
    Sorry, I have a call.
[18:20] Orizuka
    Hello. This is Orizuka.
[18:22] Saku; Internal
    He met him before?!
[18:34] Saku; Internal
    He left for another business trip
    before I could talk to him about it.
SIGN    He left immediately after having
    a meeting outside of the company.
[18:39] Orizuka
    See you.
[18:40] Saku; Internal
    The soonest he'll be back is next week.
[18:44] Saku; Internal
    I'm so worried! It's going to keep me up!
[18:48] Saku; Internal
    I won't get any rest over
    the weekend like this...
[18:56] Saku
    I'm home, Yukichi.
SIGN    Worry Worry
[19:02] [SONG] Text
    Pop
[19:03] Saku
    Oh my gosh, it smells so good!
[19:09] Saku
    What's for dinner tonight?!
    I want to drink some beer!
[19:13] Saku; Internal
    I slept super well.
[19:16] Saku
    These are blue light glasses.
[19:43] Mei
    Oh?
[19:45] Mei
    Oh, my. Yukichi-chan.
[19:47] Mei
    Have you grown a little bigger?
[19:50] Mei
    You're working so hard
    so early in the morning.
[19:54] Mei
    Always so polite.
[19:58] Mei
    Thank you for helping me carry mine, too.
[20:11] Mei
    The trash doesn't get scavenged
    with you around, Yukichi-chan.
[20:23] Mei
    How many years has it been since Saku-chan
    brought you home, Yukichi-chan?
[20:30] Mei
    When she brought such a weak kitten
    home during such a big snowstorm,
[20:34] Mei
    I was worried you wouldn't make it.
[20:41] (Flashback) Mei
    Oh, my...
[20:47] (Flashback) Mei
    Are you all right?
[20:49] (Flashback) Saku
    I picked him up from nearby!
[21:04] Mei
    I never thought you'd grow so big.
[21:09] Mei
    So impressive! So impressive!
[21:12] Mei
    Oh, that's right. Take this with you.
[21:16] Mei
    I got too much as a gift again.
[21:17] Narration
    I love dried seaweed!
[21:28] Saku
    Good morning...
[21:33] Saku
    Something smells super good.
[21:39] Saku
    Seaweed chicken meatballs!
[21:40] Saku
    Yay! I wanna eat them!
SIGN    Seaweed
     Chicken Meatball
     Rice Bowl
[21:44] Saku
    Thanks for the meal!
[21:47] [SONG] Text
    Finished
[21:47] [SONG] Text
    Finished
[21:48] Saku
    So good!
[21:50] Saku
    Your seaweed chicken meatballs
    are the best, Yukichi!
[21:54] Saku
    Another serving!
[21:58] Saku
    Why? You're being stingy!
[21:59] Saku
    I know you made a ton of them!
[22:08] Saku
    Should I drink some beer?
[22:09] Saku
    I mean, it's the weekend!
SIGN    Body Composition Scale
[22:13] Saku
    I'm done eating...
[22:15] Saku
    No! Don't come any closer!
[22:17] Saku
    Put that dangerous weapon down!
[22:21] Saku
    No! You cruel cat!
[22:26] Saku
    No! Lemme go!
SIGN    Step 0
SIGN    Step 1
SIGN    Measure weight with owner.
[22:27] Saku
    Let me go!
[22:31] Saku
    Scary! Scary! Scary!
[22:32] Saku
    Scales are so scary!
SIGN    Step 1
SIGN    Step 2
SIGN    Put owner down and measure again.
SIGN    Step 1
SIGN    minus
SIGN    Step 2
SIGN    Owner's weight.
[22:47] Saku
    Huh?!
[22:48] Saku
    Did it go up?!
[22:49] Saku
    No!
[22:50] Saku
    Our health screening is coming up!
[22:54] Narration
    Starting with that night's dinner,
    Yukichi prepared a new diet menu.
SIGN    Next Episode
[23:08] Yukichi
    I am a masterful cat.
[23:10] Yukichi
    A masterful cat knows.
[23:13] Yukichi
    The calcium necessary for health
    and growth is hard to absorb.
[23:18] Yukichi
    So adding foods with vitamin D
    helps with absorption.
[23:23] Yukichi
    I recommend sockeye salmon
    and maitake mushrooms.
[23:27] Yukichi
    Next episode: "The Masterful Cat
    Has Grown Big."
SIGN    Can
SIGN    The Masterful Cat Has Grown Big
[23:31] Yukichi
    I also recommend this.

Season 1

E2 - The Masterful Cat Has Grown Big

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[00:12] Yukichi
    I am a cat.
[00:16] Yukichi
    However, I am no normal cat.
[00:33] Yukichi
    I am...
[00:40] Yukichi
    the most masterful of cats.
[00:45] Yukichi
    A masterful cat knows.
[00:55] Saku
    Yukichi! Your master's home!
[01:02] Saku
    Huh? Are you already asleep?
[01:06] Saku
    Yukichi?
[01:08] Saku
    Hey, Yukichi.
[01:10] Saku
    Hey!
[01:12] Yukichi
    One needs money to survive!
[01:16] Yukichi
    That's why humans go to a place
    called a company to work...
[01:22] Yukichi
    And with the money they earn...
SIGN    Cat Dash
[01:25] Yukichi
    Cat cans are obtained.
[01:29] Yukichi
    In other words, I must have my human work
[01:32] Yukichi
    and make sure she earns plenty of money...
[01:37] Yukichi
    Or we'll straight-up die from starvation!
[01:41] Yukichi
    However, it's quite lamentable that...
[01:45] Yukichi
    my master is a completely
    worthless human being.
[01:53] Yukichi
    It's sad, but this is fate.
[02:12] Yukichi
    However...
[02:15] Yukichi
    I made my decision that day.
[02:34] Yukichi
    On that snowy night...
[02:43] Yukichi
    If this human hadn't taken me home,
    I would not have remained in this world.
[02:55] Yukichi
    Even if...
[02:57] (Flashback) Saku
    Okay! This is your new home from now on!
[03:01] Yukichi
    ...she's the type of human
    whose home is filled with trash!
[03:08] Saku
    Yukichi, let me rub your belly...
[03:11] Yukichi
    Even if she's the type of human
    who drools as she passes out!
[03:19] Yukichi
    I made my decision.
[03:22] Yukichi
    I will use the full extent of my magnificent
    skills and wisdom as a masterful cat...
[03:35] Yukichi
    to ensure tomorrow's cat can!
[03:41] Yukichi
    This exasperatingly worthless human
[03:45] Yukichi
    must stay healthy for that very reason.
[03:57] Saku
    Yukichi... Another beer...
[04:07] Saku
    Yukichi, you're heavy...
[04:10] Saku
    I-I'm gonna die!
SIGN    The Masterful Cat
    Is Depressed Again Today
SIGN    Can
SIGN    The Masterful Cat Has Grown Big
SIGN    The Masterful Cat Has Grown Big
SIGN    Can
[06:11] Saku
    So cute!
[06:13] Saku
    It's a picture of Yukichi
    when he was a kitten!
[06:16] Saku
    It's already been three years, huh?
[06:18] Saku
    Isn't that right?
[06:23] Saku
    Yukichi! We need to talk.
[06:39] Saku
    I keep missing the right
    moment to bring this up.
[06:42] Saku
    Yukichi...
[06:44] Saku
    Why'd you grow so big?
[06:47] Saku
    You're more like the size of a bear now!
[06:50] Saku
    Hey!
[06:52] Saku
    Where are you going, Yukichi?!
[06:57] Saku
    No!
[06:57] Saku
    I'm not worried that you're too fat!
[07:00] Saku
    I don't know if your body fat percentage
    could even be compared with other cats...
[07:08] Saku
    I mean, I never had a cat before.
[07:13] Saku
    That's why I thought you were
    a bit bigger than expected...
[07:17] Saku
    But I don't think your size is normal!
[07:20] Saku
    First of all, I don't think normal cats
    can cook, clean, and do laundry.
[07:25] Saku
    I don't think they make lunches
    or take out the trash, either!
[07:30] Saku
    You always check the weather and
    make sure I have an umbrella, too!
[07:33] Saku
    And you keep the tub warm for me!
[07:35] Saku
    And a lot of other things!
    Uh, so, in other words...
[07:40] Saku
    Thank you for always taking care of me!
[07:44] Saku
    I got off track!
[07:46] Saku
    D-Do you know the reason
    why you got so big, Yukichi?
[07:53] Saku
    Yukichi?
[07:55] Saku
    Thanks, Yukichi...
[08:02] (Flashback) Saku
    I'm really thankful.
[08:07] (Flashback) Saku
    Thank goodness I have you, Yukichi.
[08:13] Saku
    Hey, Yukichi?
[08:17] Saku
    I see.
[08:19] Saku
    I wonder why?
[08:20] Saku
    I tried searching the internet,
    but I couldn't figure it out either!
[08:25] Saku
    Well, I guess we'll just never know.
[08:28] Saku
    It's probably fine.
[08:30] Saku
    We've been living together
    just fine until now.
[08:33] Saku
    It's probably not a big deal
    that the chief met you...
[08:41] (Flashback) Orizuka
    I met him before.
[08:45] Saku; Internal
    Now that I think about it,
    the chief was really calm about it.
[08:49] Saku; Internal
    He didn't act like he saw
    an impossibly large cat.
[08:53] Saku; Internal
    I don't remember it, but he might've
    visited my place when Yukichi was a kitten.
[09:01] Saku; Internal
    So he visited this place soon
    after I picked up Yukichi?
[09:07] Saku
    No way!
SIGN    G-Korori
[09:10] Saku
    What should I do, Yukichi?!
[09:12] Saku
    Is there any way to erase
    a person's memories?
[09:16] Saku
    The chief might've visited before!
[09:19] Saku
    Here! Around the time I picked you up!
[09:31] (Flashback) Saku
    Welcome to my humble abode!
[09:38] Saku
    Yukichi!
[09:39] Saku
    Don't collapse just from thinking about it!
[09:43] Saku
    You know, I really did feel bad about it.
[09:46] Saku
    This place was... a little...
    pretty... super messy...
[09:55] Saku
    I'm sorry! It was a completely trashed house!
[10:00] Saku
    Maybe you were infected with an unknown
    bacterium produced by the sea of garbage here
[10:05] Saku
    and it made you a giant mutant?!
SIGN    Meow
[10:07] Saku
    Ouch.
[10:13] Saku
    It's useless now.
    I can't show my face at work now.
[10:16] Saku
    I don't think I'll be able to talk
    with the chief normally anymore.
[10:20] Saku
    Of all people, why Chief Orizuka?!
[10:22] Saku
    Did you know there are rumors he has OCD?
[10:24] Saku
    No! No! No!
[10:26] Saku
    What kind of person did
    he see me as until now?!
[10:30] Saku
    No way.
[10:31] Saku
    I'm going to die from embarrassment...
[10:40] Saku
    Cheers!
[10:43] Saku
    Yeah! You're right!
[10:44] Saku
    It's too late to worry about it! Let's drink!
SIGN    She was given alcohol until
    she forgot all about it...
SIGN    G-Korori
[11:00] Saku
    No!
[11:01] Saku
    Don't hunt it, Yukichi!
[11:03] Saku
    Don't tear it apart and eat it!
[11:05] Saku
    But do something about it quickly!
SIGN    A cat that has to use bug spray
    because his owner freaks out
    if he smashes them...
[11:25] Boy 1
    I want to eat meat!
[11:27] Mom 1
    Hm?
[11:28] Boy 2
    This one!
[11:30] Mom 2
    No.
[11:32] Girl 1
    Mama!
[11:34] Customer 1
    What should we have for dinner tonight?
[11:37] Customer 1
    Huh?
[11:43] Customer 1; Internal
    A bear?! No, a cat?!
[11:44] Customer 2; Internal
    No way. I must be tired.
[11:46] Customer 2; Internal
    I'm so tired I'm seeing things?!
[11:58] Customer 1; Internal
    People will think I'm crazy
    if I make a fuss here!
[12:01] Customer 2; Internal
    There's no way a cat would stand around
    comparing the weights of cabbages!
[12:07] Customer 1/2; Internal
    And most of all...
[12:09] Customer 1/2; Internal
    Why is it wearing a Japanese apron?!
SIGN    He's wearing it as a "sanitary apron"
    to politely prevent the shedding
     of his fur within the store.
[12:17] Rio
    Manager!
[12:19] Rio
    That cat is here again. What should I do?
[12:24] Manager
    What?!
SIGN    Rio Manager
[12:25] Manager
    As a manager, I need to have
    a proper talk with him!
[12:27] Rio
    You're so impressive, Manager.
[12:29] Manager
    Dear customer!
[12:33] Rio
    Customer?
[12:37] Manager
    Thank you for your regular patronage!
[12:46] Manager
    His toe beans were super squishy!
[12:49] Rio
    Does that mean he's allowed
    to shop in the store?
[12:51] Manager
    Of course!
SIGN    Half Price
[12:55] Rio; Internal
    This is why the manager
    is bad at increasing sales.
[13:00] Rio; Internal
    It's just a guy in a cat suit.
[13:03] Rio; Internal
    I hope the customers
    don't complain about him.
[13:10] Rio; Internal
    His movements are really life-like.
[13:13] Rio; Internal
    Where does he hide the zipper?
[13:16] Rio
    I'm v-very sorry for staring!
[13:19] Rio
    Um, did you sew that yourself?
[13:26] Rio
    No! Not that!
[13:27] Rio
    Well, it's pretty amazing
    you made that yourself, too!
[13:31] Rio; Internal
    He throws me off...
[13:33] Rio; Internal
    Even though he's just
    a weirdo in a cat suit.
[13:36] Rio
    Your total will be 2,560 yen.
[13:39] Rio
    Please show me your point card
    if you have one.
[13:43] Rio
    Oh, we're providing samples
    of the newest Churu sticks
[13:46] Rio
    to customers who buy canned cat food.
[13:48] Rio
    Would you like some?
[13:55] Rio; Internal
    He looks so happy, like it's for himself.
[13:58] Rio; Internal
    This weirdo really throws me off...
[14:01] Rio
    Please come again.
[14:12] Rio
    Manager, I'm heading out now.
[14:15] Rio
    Whoa. Seriously?
[14:16] Rio
    He's just laughing to himself. Gross.
[14:18] Manager
    Oh! Good work today, Rio.
[14:20] Manager
    Don't call me gross!
[14:22] Manager
    I'm reading the survey responses!
[14:24] Manager
    Here! Take a look!
SIGN    Guest Survey
     The kitty was super cute.
     I wanna shop here again.
[14:28] Manager
    I wonder if that cat would
    work as a part-timer.
[14:31] Rio
    No idea. Have a good night.
[14:34] Manager
    You're so cold!
[14:51] Saku
    Hold on a sec! Why are you staring like that?
[14:55] Saku
    Is there something there?!
[14:57] Saku
    Hey, Yukichi.
[14:58] Saku
    Is it a bug, Yukichi?!
[15:04] Saku
    What's the huge sigh for?
SIGN    He noticed the area he just cleaned
    was already dirty with grease...
[15:16] Saku
    This is Fukuzawa from
    the business department.
[15:18] Saku
    We've gotten approval from the venue.
[15:21] Saku
    Yes.
[15:25] Saku
    I will send you all
    the details in a single file.
[15:28] Saku
    Yes.
[15:29] Saku
    Please confirm the information
    once it arrives.
[15:33] Yuri
    Saku-senpai!
[15:34] Yuri
    Company D asked to reschedule now!
[15:38] Saku
    Let me see.
[15:39] Worker 1
    Yes. I understand.
[15:44] General Manager
    Okay. Perfect.
[15:46] General Manager
    You're even faster at work than usual today.
[15:51] Saku
    It's probably because I got
    a lot of rest this weekend.
[15:57] Saku; Internal
    I feel like I've forgotten
    something, though...
[15:59] General Manager
    Oh, Orizuka-kun.
[16:02] General Manager
    Welcome back from Kyoto.
[16:04] Orizuka
    I just returned.
[16:06] Orizuka
    Excuse me, General Manager.
    May I borrow Fukuzawa now?
[16:12] Orizuka
    Fukuzawa, thank you
    for taking care of Company D.
[16:15] Orizuka
    I have a meeting right after this, so
    you and Shibasaki should go ahead and...
[16:19] Saku
    What should I do, Yukichi?!
[16:20] (Flashback) Saku
    The chief might've visited before!
[16:26] Saku; Internal
    I didn't want to remember!
[16:37] Saku; Internal
    A-Awkward!
[16:39] Saku; Internal
    Super awkward!
[16:41] Saku; Internal
    I wish I could just disappear!
    I want to go home!
[16:45] Saku; Internal
    He's going to think I'm a weirdo
    and the owner of a dirty apartment!
[16:51] Saku; Internal
    I want to go home and eat
    Yukichi's gyoza and drink some beer.
SIGN    Escape.
[16:56] Saku; Internal
    I'll have ramen as a finisher.
[16:58] Orizuka
    About the estimate last week...
[17:00] Saku
    A large serving of roast pork?!
    Sounds good!
[17:04] Orizuka
    No, I was talking about the estimate
    for Company C last week.
[17:08] Saku
    Huh?
[17:09] Orizuka
    You managed it right before the deadline,
    and it helped tremendously.
[17:13] Orizuka
    There were no mistakes in the calculations,
    and the client was very satisfied.
[17:17] Orizuka
    We got the contract smoothly because of you.
[17:20] Orizuka
    When you first joined,
    you always kept your eyes down.
[17:22] Orizuka
    I didn't think you'd be very dependable,
    but you're completely different now.
[17:28] Saku
    Huh?
[17:29] Saku
    H-Have I really changed that much?
[17:32] Orizuka
    Yeah. Your complexion is a lot better, too.
[17:36] Orizuka
    Is it all thanks to that cat?
[17:39] Saku
    No!
[17:40] Female Employee
    Huh? What's going on?!
[17:42] Orizuka
    Wh-What was that for?
[17:45] Saku
    Ch-Ch-Ch-Chief, you really do know about my cat.
[17:49] Saku
    When? When did you visit my place?
[17:52] Orizuka
    You don't remember?
[17:56] Saku
    No.
[17:57] Orizuka
    Let me say this first.
    I didn't go because I wanted to.
[18:06] Orizuka
    A little after you started working here,
[18:09] Orizuka
    I happened to see you completely
    drunk at a pub on the way home.
[18:13] Orizuka
    When I asked you if you
    could make it home so drunk...
[18:16] Orizuka
    You vomited, and I was kicked
    out of the pub with you.
[18:21] Orizuka
    Shall I continue?
[18:22] Saku
    Chief! Please give me thirty seconds
    to breathe and center myself!
[18:27] Narration
    He waited thirty seconds.
[18:32] Orizuka
    I ended up taking you home...
[18:35] (Flashback) Orizuka
    Hey, don't fall asleep!
[18:37] (Flashback) Orizuka
    We're here. Where's your key?
[18:38] (Flashback) Orizuka
    Is someone home?
[18:40] (Flashback) Saku
    Yeah!
[18:41] (Flashback) Orizuka
    Then, I'll ring the doorbell.
[18:43] (Flashback) Saku
    I have a cute cat!
[18:45] (Flashback) Orizuka
    A pet?
[18:48] (Flashback) Orizuka
    Looks like we need the key.
[18:51] (Flashback) Saku
    Okay!
[18:54] (Flashback) Saku
    Um? Where's my bag?
[18:57] (Flashback) Orizuka
    Hey, now...
[19:10] Orizuka; Internal
    Did the cat just open the door?
[19:13] Orizuka; Internal
    No way...
[19:15] Orizuka; Internal
    Fukuzawa-san must have
    forgotten to lock her door.
[19:18] (Flashback) Saku
    I'm home, Yukichi!
SIGN    Meow
[19:21] (Flashback) Saku
    Ouch! You hit me!
[19:25] (Flashback) Saku
    Why'd you do that?
[19:27] Orizuka; Internal
    Did the cat just...?!
[19:29] Orizuka; Internal
    I must be pretty drunk myself...
[19:32] Orizuka; Internal
    I should go home and sleep.
[19:35] Orizuka
    And that's what happened.
[19:36] Saku
    I wish you told me about all of this sooner.
[19:39] Orizuka
    You never asked about it.
[19:41] Saku
    I don't remember it at all.
[19:45] Saku
    B-But, according to what you said...
[19:48] Saku
    Y-You only saw the entryway
    before you went home, right?
[19:52] Saku
    I mean, you didn't see anything inside?
[20:02] Orizuka
    Don't worry.
[20:03] Orizuka
    No man would get any ideas about doing
    anything to you in a place full of trash.
[20:08] Saku; Internal
    He definitely saw!
[20:12] Saku
    I know it's late, but please
    allow me to make it up to you!
[20:17] Orizuka
    There's no need.
[20:18] Orizuka
    I was just a superior taking care of
    one of my subordinates. That's all.
[20:21] Saku
    Please let me do something.
    I'll even run errands for you!
[20:27] Orizuka
    Errands?
[20:28] Saku
    I don't feel comfortable doing nothing!
[20:31] Orizuka
    Oh, that's right. This month...
[20:33] Orizuka
    Then can I ask for a favor?
[20:36] Saku
    O-Of course! What can I do?
[20:40] Orizuka
    I want you to go to the aquarium with me
    on the last Sunday of the month.
[20:50] Saku
    Huh?
[20:53] Saku
    I'm home, Yukichi!
[20:55] Saku
    Oh, I'm not hungry yet.
[20:56] Saku
    I'll wash up first.
[20:58] Saku
    And, I'm going to go out
    on the last Sunday of the month.
[21:02] Saku
    Why are you so surprised
    I'd have plans on the weekend?
[21:05] Saku
    Well, somehow I ended up agreeing
    to go to the aquarium with my chief
[21:12] Saku
    The sea slug idol group UMYU-Sea
    is having a live event there.
[21:19] Saku
    What? You know about them, Yukichi?!
[21:21] Saku
    Are they famous? You have a favorite?!
[21:23] Saku
    Which one?
SIGN    Searching Youtubo.
[21:25] Saku
    Th-This is a surprise...
[21:28] Saku; Internal
    He asked for Sea Bunny-chan merch.
[21:33] Saku
    I lost again!
SIGN    Next Episode
[23:07] Yukichi
    I am a masterful cat.
[23:11] Yukichi
    A masterful cat knows.
[23:14] Yukichi
    You should boost your immune
    system to prevent colds.
[23:18] Yukichi
    So adding foods with
    vitamin C and vitamin A,
[23:22] Yukichi
    like carrots and broccoli, is good for you.
[23:25] Yukichi
    But the most important thing
    is getting proper sleep.
[23:29] Yukichi
    Next episode: "A Masterful
    Cat Is Good at Giving Care."
SIGN    Can
SIGN    A Masterful Cat Is Good at Giving Care
[23:33] Yukichi
    What a troublesome owner.

Season 1

E3 - A Masterful Cat Is Good at Giving Care

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[00:16] Yukichi
    I am a cat.
[00:19] Yukichi
    I may be tooting my own horn,
[00:22] Yukichi
    but I consider myself to be
    quite a masterful cat.
[00:27] Yukichi
    Even one such as I
    has pressing concerns.
[00:32] Yukichi
    It's that...
SIGN    My owner
    (a 27-year-old
     woman)...
[00:36] Yukichi
    My owner still hasn't learned
    how to separate the trash!
SIGN    ...still hasn't learned how
    to separate the trash!
SIGN    Stupid
SIGN    Stupid
SIGN    Stupid
SIGN    Birdbrain
SIGN    Birdbrain
SIGN    Birdbrain
[00:46] Yukichi
    I found plastic trash
    with the burnable trash!
[00:49] Yukichi
    She moved plastic trash
    into the PET bottle trash!
SIGN    A cat who reseparates
     the trash right before
     taking it out.
[00:57] Yukichi
    Why, Homo sapiens?!
[01:02] Yukichi
    How in the world do the neighborhood
    crows know how the trash is separated
[01:07] Yukichi
    and what day they're put
    out better than her?!
SIGN    Burnable Trash
SIGN    Plastic Trash
SIGN    PET Bottles
[01:20] Yukichi
    Goodness.
[01:22] Yukichi
    I can't believe a company
    hired such a worthless human.
[01:28] Yukichi
    If she loses her job, I should
    immediately give up on her and leave.
[01:35] Saku
    Y-Yukichi!
[01:39] Saku
    Did you change the recipe
    for the hamburg steak sauce?!
[01:42] Saku
    You're a genius!
[01:43] Saku
    It's so freaking delicious!
[01:46] Saku
    What the hell is this?!
[01:49] Saku
    You've got to make this again!
[01:58] Saku
    This is happiness!
SIGN    The Masterful Cat
    Is Depressed Again Today
SIGN    Can
SIGN    A Masterful Cat Is Good at Giving Care
SIGN    A Masterful Cat Is Good at Giving Care
SIGN    Can
[03:36] Train
    ...will soon be arriving on platform two.
[03:51] Woman 1
    Good morning.
[03:54] Woman 2
    Be safe!
[03:56] Child
    Hello!
[04:19] Saku
    Hey, Yukichi.
[04:23] Saku
    It might sound kind of weird
    asking you this, but...
[04:29] Saku
    Please!
[04:32] Saku
    I want you to teach me how to cook.
[04:36] Saku
    I got myself an apron
    and prepared some tools.
[04:50] Saku
    Please! Please, Teacher!
[04:53] Saku
    I don't want to grow old only
     knowing how to make cup ramen!
[04:59] Saku
    I remembered last week!
[05:01] Saku
    I'm a worthless human being that can't even
    take care of myself without you, Yukichi!
SIGN    The place last week
SIGN    Just remembered
[05:16] Saku
    On top of that...
[05:18] Saku
    The people at my company
    are starting to think
[05:20] Saku
    that I'm the type of woman
    that's good at cooking.
[05:24] (Flashback) Female Employee 1
    Wow! Fukuzawa-san can even bake sweets?
[05:28] Glasses Manager
    Such strong home-making skills!
[05:30] Glasses Manager
    Fukuzawa, you always bring your lunch, too.
[05:31] Male Employee 1
    You'll make a great wife.
[05:34] Saku
    I really can't cook at all!
[05:35] (Flashback) Female Employee 1
    If you consider yourself a bad cook,
    the rest of us are completely worthless.
[05:37] Yuri
    So good...
[05:39] Yuri
    Senpai! Please become my wife!
[05:40] (Flashback) Saku
    No, no, no, no.
[05:42] Saku
    I want to close the gap between
    fact and fiction as much as I can
[05:45] Saku
    before anyone finds out!
[05:49] Saku
    And, so!
[05:51] Saku
    I want to become skilled enough
    to make my own lunches!
SIGN    Homemade Food Even Monkeys Can Make
[05:58] Saku
    Please take care of me!
[06:02] Saku
    But I really need to start
    with something super simple.
SIGN    Plain TKG (Tamago-Kake-Gohan) A simple bowl of rice with raw egg. [How to Make] 1: Crack a raw egg over a bowl of rice. 2: Drizzle soy sauce over it. 3: Add topping.
SIGN    Rice Balls
     Soul Food
    
    
     1: Spread rice on some plastic wrap.
     2: Place filling in the center.
     (Don't overfill!)
     3: Gather the plastic wrap like a drawstring purse
     and shape the rice ball in your hands.
     4: Wrap with seaweed.
SIGN    Plain rice
     with raw egg.
[06:11] Saku
    Huh? This?!
[06:15] Saku
    Isn't this a bit hard?
[06:17] Saku
    I have to crack an egg, right?
[06:25] Saku
    No! No! I'm kidding!
[06:27] Saku
    No way. No way.
[06:29] Saku
    Even I can crack an egg! Bring it on!
[06:39] Saku
    Okay! I have an egg!
[06:51] Saku
    Now what?!
SIGN    Crack a raw
     egg over a
     bowl of rice.
SIGN    Drizzle soy
     sauce over it.
SIGN    Add
    topping.
[07:08] Saku
    Hold on!
[07:11] Saku
    That's the only explanation
    they have for step one?!
[07:14] Saku
    How do I crack an egg?!
SIGN    Crack a raw
     egg over a
     bowl of rice.
[07:16] Saku
    How is this something
    even monkeys can make?!
SIGN    Crack
[07:45] Saku
    Tiny shell bits are all
    over it like a topping!
[07:49] Saku
    A-A little calcium never hurts.
[07:51] Saku
    No, wait. Egg shells are dangerous
    because of salmo-something right?
[08:01] Saku
    Huh?
[08:06] Saku
    Yukichi, you're amazing!
[08:07] Saku
    You can hold chopsticks
    so well with those paws.
[08:13] Saku
    How're you doing that?
[08:17] Saku
    It's done!
[08:19] Saku
    Plain raw egg over rice!
[08:22] Saku
    Amazing! It's the real thing!
SIGN    Glowing
[08:24] Saku
    This is the first time I've made
    something other than cup ramen!
SIGN    Eyes filled with pity
[08:32] Saku
    It looks so good!
SIGN    Drip...
[09:00] Saku
    Something...
[09:01] Saku
    Isn't there something easier than this?!
[09:05] Saku
    Something where I don't need to
    crack eggs or pour soy sauce?
[09:12] Saku
    Come to think of it, did we
    always have a cookbook like this?
SIGN    Hamburg Steak
[09:17] Saku
    I never bought something like this.
[09:20] Saku
    And you cook without looking at recipes, Yukichi...
[09:26] Saku
    But I feel like I've eaten
    everything in this book before.
[09:38] Saku
    Isn't this all the food you used to make
    for me when you were a kitten?!
[09:50] Saku
    Why'd you hide?
[09:52] Saku
    It's nothing to be embarrassed about!
[09:56] Saku
    How nostalgic!
[09:58] Saku
    I completely forgot about it since you
    started cooking like a pro so quickly!
[10:04] Saku
    You looked at every one of these
    recipes and cooked them one by one.
[10:09] Saku
    Hey, Yukichi!
[10:12] Saku
    I want to eat this again!
[10:16] Saku
    Rice balls were the first things
    you ever made for me!
[10:32] Saku
    They look so good!
[10:34] Saku
    You're so good at making
    triangles with those paws.
[10:37] Saku
    How're you doing that?
[10:41] Saku
    Afterwards, Yukichi turned the failed
    raw egg over rice into rice porridge.
SIGN    Crack
[11:58] Saku
    Hey, Yukichi.
[12:00] Saku
    How do I stop my smartphone
    alarm from snoozing?
[12:06] Saku
    Whoa! S-Sorry! Are you okay?!
[12:14] Saku
    I'm off!
SIGN    Tissues
    were left
     in the
     laundry
SIGN    Shaking towels vigorously
     before hanging them to dry
     makes the pile in the
    fabric stand up,
     making them fluffier.
SIGN    Refreshed.
SIGN    Rewashing
SIGN    Account
     Book
SIGN    Churu
SIGN    A cat who regains
    his peace by looking
    at the amount saved
     in their family bank
     account
[13:47] Reporter
    Currently, we are having
    a completely unexpected rainstorm.
[13:53] Reporter
    We suspect the rain clouds
    will continue to grow,
[13:57] Reporter
    causing even heavier rain into the night.
[14:00] Reporter
    A landslide advisory is currently in effect.
[14:03] Reporter
    Excuse me! Sorry for bothering you.
[14:06] Reporter
    Do you always have that
    folding umbrella with you?
[14:09] Saku
    Oh, yes!
[14:11] Saku
    I got into trouble buying them from
    convenience stores all the time,
[14:14] Saku
    so now it's always packed for me.
[14:16] Reporter
    True, it's quite easy to build up
    too many convenience store umbrellas!
[14:19] Saku
    I agree!
[14:20] Reporter
    Thank goodness you have someone at home
    who packs a folding umbrella for you.
[14:25] Saku
    Y-Yes, you're right.
    I'm always thankful to have him.
[14:31] Reporter
    The rain will continue to
    get worse, so please be careful.
[14:35] Reporter
    Thank you for your time!
[14:38] Reporter
    Now, stay tuned for our
    next popular segment!
[14:46] Saku
    Yukichi, I'm home.
[14:52] Saku
    Wh-What's going on?! Dinner looks
     so extravagant today!
[14:57] Saku
    It looks great! Did something good happen?
[15:02] Saku
    Wait, premium beer, too?!
[15:06] Saku
    Are you sure? Is it going to
    rain again tomorrow?!
[15:09] Saku
    No way!
[15:16] Saku
    Cheers!
[15:23] Saku
    The rain this morning was crazy!
[15:59] Saku
    Yukichi!
[16:03] Saku
    I bought something good today!
SIGN    Catnip Mini Sticks
SIGN    Rolling Meow~
SIGN    This is
     catnip
[16:23] Saku
    Hey, watch how you hold it! Watch it!
[16:31] Woman
    Good morning.
[16:32] Man
    Oh, hello.
[16:38] TV
    It is almost 6:50 in the morning.
[16:41] TV
    Today's weather will be sunny
    throughout the whole country.
[16:45] TV
    It is the perfect day to do laundry.
SIGN    Before 7 AM
[16:48] TV
    Please use the sun efficiently today!
SIGN    Year-round late sleeper &
     habitually guilty of falling asleep again
[16:53] Saku
    G-Good morning.
[17:00] TV
    Starting tomorrow, there will be
    a drop in barometric pressure
[17:03] TV
    which will bring cooler temperatures.
[17:06] TV
    Please make sure to
    carry outerwear with you.
[17:09] Saku
    N-No way! I don't have a fever!
[17:13] Saku
    I just happened to wake up
    early today. How rude...
[17:20] Saku
    H-Huh?
[17:22] Saku
    That's weird. Maybe it's broken?
[17:28] Saku
    I don't feel...
SIGN    Just take
     a sick day
     aura
[17:34] Saku
    No, no! Today's important!
[17:37] Saku
    Hey!
[17:41] Saku
    P-Please...
[17:44] Saku
    I... I really can't take today off!
[17:50] Saku
    I have three meetings
    first thing in the morning!
[17:54] Saku
    It's fine! It's not bad enough that
    I need to rest on such an important day!
[18:04] Saku
    I mean, normally, I would
    totally want to take a day off!
[18:09] Saku
    But I have some self-awareness
    as a working adult.
[18:21] Saku
    Cold! Cold! Cold!
[18:23] Saku
    Cold! Cold! Cold!
[18:30] Saku
    Ah, Chief, good morning. It's Fukuzawa.
[18:34] [SONG] Text
    Cold Medicine
[18:34] [SONG] Text
    fever • cough • throat pain
[18:35] Saku
    Yes. Yes. I'm sorry.
[18:38] Saku
    Please take care of things.
[18:46] Saku
    I got half the day off.
[18:49] Saku
    It can't be helped.
    Don't click your tongue at me.
[18:54] Saku
    I have to bring down the
    fever by this afternoon.
[18:57] Saku
    Sweat... I need to sweat it out.
[19:09] Saku
    I'll eat super spicy food
    and take a hot bath.
[19:15] Saku
    Don't stop me, Yukichi!
SIGN    Such actions will cause exhaustion
     and be counterproductive
[19:40] Saku
    Yukichi...
[19:44] Saku
    Yukichi, where are you?
[19:47] Saku
    I bought some canned cat food!
[19:51] Saku
    I'll definitely try my
    best at work this time.
[19:56] Saku
    I'll buy you tons of canned cat food...
[20:15] Train
    Please stand behind the yellow line.
[20:59] Saku
    Shoot, what time is it?
[21:01] Saku
    I have to go to work.
[21:08] Saku
    I think my fever has gone down a lot.
[21:18] Saku
    But I'm still a little tired.
[21:30] Saku
    In the end, I got the whole day off.
SIGN    Next Episode
[23:07] Yukichi
    I am a masterful cat.
[23:10] Yukichi
    A masterful cat knows.
[23:12] Yukichi
    Sea slugs are a type of marine gastropod
    mollusk that evolved to lose their shells.
[23:17] Yukichi
    In other words, they are
    in the same family as snails.
[23:20] Yukichi
    The appendages on their head
    look like little horns,
[23:22] Yukichi
    so they are commonly called
    "cows of the sea" in Japan.
[23:24] Yukichi
    These sea slugs are the inspiration
    for the sea slug idol group, UMYU-Sea...
[23:28] Yukichi
    Out of time?
[23:31] Yukichi
    Next episode: "A Masterful
    Cat Goes to the Aquarium."
SIGN    Can
SIGN    A Masterful Cat Goes to the Aquarium
[23:34] Yukichi
    I cannot wait.

Season 1

E4 - A Masterful Cat Goes to the Aquarium

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[00:10] Saku
    What is it, Yukichi?
[00:13] Saku
    I had to work on my day off yesterday.
[00:16] Saku
    Lemme sleep today...
[00:24] Saku
    That idol event is on
    the last Sunday of the month...
[00:32] Saku
    Sunday...
[00:39] (Flashback) Orizuka
    Oh, that's right. This month...
[00:42] (Flashback) Orizuka
    Then, can I ask for a favor?
[00:44] (Flashback) Saku
    O-Of course! What can I do?
[00:47] (Flashback) Orizuka
    I want you to go to the aquarium with me
    on the last Sunday of the month.
[00:53] Saku
    It's today!
[00:56] Saku
    Ouch!
[00:59] Saku
    What time is it now?!
SIGN    The Masterful Cat
    Is Depressed Again Today
SIGN    Can
SIGN    A Masterful Cat Goes to the Aquarium
SIGN    A Masterful Cat Goes to the Aquarium
SIGN    Can
[02:39] Saku
    Ten!
[02:40] Saku
    It's still ten in the morning!
[02:42] Saku
    Thank goodness. I can still make it.
[02:46] Saku
    Thanks!
[02:48] Saku
    Uh, we're meeting up at 14:00.
[02:52] Saku
    So, I'll head out a little after 13:00.
[02:56] Saku
    What's this smell? How nostalgic.
[03:01] Yukichi
    Celebratory sekihan.
[03:03] Saku
    You're wrong!
[03:04] Saku
    This really isn't a date or anything!
[03:09] Saku
    I'll still eat it, though.
[03:11] Saku
    I'm just accompanying him to
    this event because he asked!
[03:17] Saku
    Another serving!
[03:19] Saku
    This is like an extension of work.
[03:21] Saku
    Are you listening?
[03:25] Saku
    But would it be weird if
    I wore a suit to the aquarium?
[03:31] Saku
    It's my day off...
[03:33] Saku
    It's fine to dress casually, right?
SIGN    Worn
SIGN    Shabby
SIGN    Ratty old
    loungewear
[03:46] Saku
    H-How many years has it been
    since I last bought casual clothes?
[03:51] Saku
    I definitely can't wear my loungewear out.
[03:56] Saku
    If only I didn't have to work yesterday!
[04:00] Saku
    No, I would have slept. I'm sure of it.
[04:02] Saku
    Oh! This!
[04:04] Saku
    It's a dress I wore years ago to
    a coworker's wedding reception!
[04:08] Saku
    Won't this work?
[04:09] Saku
    It's not a formal dress. Luck is on my side!
[04:15] Saku
    Meat is also on my side...
[04:19] Saku
    Yukichi!
[04:27] Saku
    Looks like I'll have to go in my suit today.
[04:30] Saku
    I'll just say I had work earlier in the day.
[04:35] Saku
    Huh?
[04:38] Saku
    Hey!
[04:40] Saku
    Yuki...
[04:45] Saku
    It fits!
[04:46] Saku
    How'd you do it?!
[04:49] Saku
    Can you turn a pumpkin into a carriage, too?
[04:53] Saku
    Oh, it's nothing. Nothing at all.
[05:00] Saku
    Thank you so much, Yukichi!
[05:02] Saku
    I'll buy you some Churu on the way home!
[05:06] Saku
    What's that?
[05:08] Saku
    No, thank you!
[05:09] Saku
    Goodness! Stop acting like a mom who's
    excited about her daughter's first date!
[05:14] Saku
    I'm off!
[05:20] Saku
    I'll eat those when I get home.
[05:22] Saku
    Please wrap them up and
    put them in the fridge.
[05:25] Yukichi
    Got it.
SIGN    Pumpkin Carriage
SIGN    Pumpkin Carriage
SIGN    Glitter Glitter
[05:33] Yukichi
    Bippidi-boppidi-boo!
SIGN    Final Journey
SIGN    Ching...
SIGN    Ching...
SIGN    Ching...
SIGN    Enoshima Station
[05:56] Orizuka
    You're right on time, Fukuzawa.
[05:59] Orizuka
    I'm impressed.
[06:01] Orizuka
    Well, let's go.
[06:05] Saku; Internal
    Wh-Who is that?
[06:11] Orizuka
    I'm just messing with you.
[06:13] Orizuka
    This child is my niece, Yume.
[06:16] Orizuka
    My parents usually take care of her,
    but they aren't available today.
[06:21] Orizuka
    So it's my turn to take her.
[06:23] Saku
    So that's why we're at the aquarium.
[06:26] Yume
    UMYU-Sea is coming!
[06:29] Orizuka
    Yume is a huge fan of UMYU-Sea.
[06:34] Orizuka
    I was pretty much forced to bring her here...
[06:39] Orizuka
    But to be honest, I'm not good with children.
[06:43] Orizuka
    Your offer came at the perfect time.
[06:47] Orizuka
    Yume, this nice lady
    will play with you today.
[06:51] Yume
    Yay!
[06:53] Saku; Internal
    I-I feel like he covered her ears
    just now so she wouldn't hear...
[06:59] Saku; Internal
    I see. So, I'm a babysitter today.
[07:02] Saku; Internal
    But I don't know how to deal
    with little kids, either.
[07:06] Saku; Internal
    What should I do?
[07:07] Yume
    Big Sis!
[07:10] Yume
    Your ribbon is so cute!
[07:14] Yukichi
    The sound of her heart being stolen.
[07:16] Saku
    L-Let's have fun today, Yume-chan!
[07:18] Saku
    Come on! Let's go, Chief!
[07:20] Yume
    Chief!
[07:23] Orizuka
    Fukuzawa, you fell so easily...
[07:27] Saku
    Yume-chan, your bag is so cute!
[07:29] Saku
    It's a kitty purse!
[07:31] Yume
    Yeah! I love kitties!
[07:34] Yume
    What about you, Big Sis?
[07:36] Orizuka
    Don't you have one?
[07:37] Saku; Internal
    I dug my own grave!
[07:38] Yume
    How nice!
[07:41] Yume
    What kinda kitty is it? Is it fluffy?
[07:44] Saku
    U-Um, he's big and black...
[07:49] Yume
    Like that one?
[07:50] Saku
    Eh?
[07:53] Saku
    Hm?
[07:55] Saku
    Huh?!
[07:59] Orizuka
    Sorry, I have a call.
[08:01] Saku; Internal
    W-Wasn't that Yukichi just now?
[08:04] Saku; Internal
    Why's he here?!
[08:05] Saku; Internal
    And how'd he get in, anyway?!
[08:08] Saku; Internal
    I need to make sure it's him
    while the chief is on the phone,
[08:11] Saku; Internal
    but I can't leave Yume-chan alone!
[08:14] Saku
    Wait, what?! Yume-chan?!
[08:16] Yume
    Such a fluffy kitty!
[08:19] Saku
    Yume-chan!
[08:21] Saku
    No, Yume-chan!
[08:22] Saku
    You can't follow people you don't know!
[08:24] Yume
    It's not a person!
[08:26] Saku
    You can't follow kitties you don't know!
[08:28] Saku
    Yukichi! Why're you here?!
[08:33] Saku
    Don't click your tongue at me!
[08:35] Saku
    How'd you get here, anyways?!
[08:37] Saku
    Did you take the train?!
[08:44] Yume
    Is this kitty's name Yuki-chan?
[08:49] Yume
    I remember his name now!
[08:51] Yume
    Now I know this kitty!
[08:53] Child 1
    Look at that!
[08:55] Child 2
    Whoa! It's way too big!
[08:57] Child 3
    Let's take a picture!
[08:58] Saku
    Shoot! Yukichi! Run!
[09:01] Child 2
    Sorry, mister!
[09:06] Child 3
    Lemme see!
[09:06] Child 2
    Whoa! So cool!
[09:10] Saku; Internal
    Things are surprisingly okay?
[09:15] Yume
    Fishies!
[09:17] Saku; Internal
    Hey, Yukichi!
[09:18] Saku; Internal
    Should you really be loitering
    around looking at fish?!
[09:21] Saku; Internal
    Hurry up and leave before
    you really cause a scene!
[09:23] Orizuka
    Sorry, Fukuzawa.
[09:25] Saku
    Y-Yes!
[09:26] Saku; Internal
    Crap!
[09:27] Orizuka
    We should head to the stage soon.
[09:30] Saku
    Oh, yes!
[09:31] Yume
    Welcome back!
[09:35] Saku; Internal
    H-Huh? Yukichi?!
[09:37] Saku; Internal
    He's gone! Yukichi?!
SIGN    Underwater Experience Zone
    Feel like you're in the sea!
[09:42] Saku; Internal
    Wh-Where'd you go, Yukichi?!
[09:50] Female Staff
    Please line up here by twos
    for the UMYU-Sea event!
[09:54] Male Staff
    The UMYU-Sea event will begin soon.
[10:00] Yume
    Big Sis, where's the kitty?
[10:03] Saku
    I-I wonder! Who knows?
[10:07] Yume
    I wanna watch the show with the kitty!
[10:12] Orizuka
    We can't bring a cat into the aquarium.
[10:16] Saku; Internal
    I'm so sorry!
[10:18] Orizuka
    Come to think of it, do you know
    anything about this group, Fukuzawa?
[10:22] Saku
    Oh, well! I looked up
    a lot of things on Youtubo!
[10:26] UMYU-Sea
    The idols of the sea!
[10:28] Saku
    Now I can sing some of the songs
    without looking at the lyrics.
[10:33] Saku; Internal
    I can do the dances, too.
[10:34] Orizuka
    You're so serious about everything.
[10:35] Saku
    So mean!
[10:38] Saku
    What do you like best about UMYU-Sea?
[10:42] Yume
    The food, I guess?
[10:45] Orizuka
    They started as characters
    from an educational show.
[10:49] Saku
    Really?
[10:52] Orizuka
    They power up by eating
    the food from the sea
[10:56] Orizuka
    and fight against alien monsters called Gairai
    Beasts that want to take over the earth.
[11:00] Orizuka
    There's a popular children's show
    called Go! Sea Slug Rangers UMYU-Sea!!
SIGN    Sea Slug Rangers
SIGN    Sea Slug Rangers
[11:08] Saku
    You recorded this show again?
SIGN    Loves learning channels
[11:10] Saku; Internal
    That's how Yukichi knows about them!
[11:14] Saku; Internal
    Yukichi suddenly disappeared. Is he okay?
[11:17] Yume
    Not yet? Not yet?
[11:18] Saku; Internal
    But really. Why did he come?
[11:21] Saku; Internal
    He seemed to have thought
    I was going on a date today.
[11:26] Saku; Internal
    Maybe he was worried about me and wanted
    to see what kind of man the chief is?
[11:30] Viewer 1
    Whoa! What's that?! A cat?!
[11:32] Viewer 2
    Crazy! I should snap a photo!
[11:35] Viewer 3
    So big!
[11:37] Narration
    Please refrain from taking any
    photographs during the show.
[11:41] Viewer 2
    Oh, I'm very sorry!
[11:44] Viewer 1
    Maybe it's a Gairai Beast
    that'll appear in the event!
[11:47] Viewer 3
    Oh, you're probably right!
[11:52] Saku; Internal
    What are you doing here?!
[11:55] Saku; Internal
    Go home while the lights are dim!
[11:57] Saku; Internal
    Don't worry about me! I'm fine!
SIGN    Sea Bunny
[12:07] Saku; Internal
    So that's what he's here for!
[12:09] Umiushi 1
    Hello, Enoshima!
[12:11] Yume
    Hello!
[12:11] Viewers
    Hello!
[12:17] Umiushi
    We're different from clione sea angels!
[12:21] Umiushi
    We're...
[12:22] Umiushi
    We're...
[12:24] Umiushi
    Idols of the sea!
[12:28] Saku
    I can't enjoy the show
    because I'm so worried...
[12:31] Sea Bunny
    Next is our customary UMYU-Sea quiz time!
[12:36] Strawberry Milk
    If you get all the questions right,
    you can win limited edition merch!
[12:39] Strawberry Milk
    Try your best!
[12:41] Akane
    Here we go!
[12:43] Sea Bunny
    Raise your hands if you wanna play!
[12:46] Yume
    Me!
[12:49] Guests
    Me! Me!
[12:50] Saku; Internal
    Hey, now! Don't raise your hand!
[12:52] Strawberry Milk
    There!
[12:53] Strawberry Milk
    Our first contestant is
    the handsome papa in a suit!
[12:54] Yume
    Yay! It's Strawberry Milk-chan!
[12:58] Saku
    Huh?!
[13:01] Akane
    Here's your question!
[13:02] Akane
    What are the names
    of the sea slugs shown here?
[13:05] Orizuka
    One, Coleman's Chromodoris. Two, Tyrannodoris
    luteolineata. Three, Halgerda diaphana.
[13:10] Saku; Internal
    Chief?!
[13:11] Saku; Internal
    He doesn't seem like the type
    who'd be good at this stuff,
[13:13] Saku; Internal
    but he was able to answer
    without any hesitation.
[13:16] Saku; Internal
    He really knows his stuff.
[13:18] Sea Bunny
    You got them all right! Congratulations!
[13:22] Strawberry Milk
    Please choose an item!
[13:24] Orizuka
    I'll take this, then.
[13:27] Yume
    Here you go, Yume.
[13:30] Yume
    It's the live concert limited edition
    Strawberry Milk sea slug!
[13:34] Yume
    Thank you so much, Uncle Kaoru!
[13:38] Orizuka
    Is something funny, Fukuzawa-kun?
[13:42] Saku
    Not at all, Uncle Kaoru.
[13:45] Orizuka
    Shut your mouth.
[13:46] Sea Bunny
    Thank you for today! See you again soon!
[13:50] Viewers
    Bye-bye!
[13:50] Yume
    Bye-bye!
[13:54] Yume
    It was so much fun!
[13:55] Orizuka
    You're right.
[13:57] Saku
    You're actually not bad
    with kids at all, are you?
[14:01] Orizuka
    What are you saying?
[14:02] Orizuka
    She invaded my day off.
    To me, she's a Gairai Beast.
[14:08] Saku
    But, look, you even remember
    the things she likes!
[14:14] Saku
    I think that's more than enough!
[14:17] Orizuka
    Are you sure that's enough?
[14:21] Saku
    Just look at how happy Yume-chan is!
[14:26] Saku
    Lost again, Yume-chan?!
[14:28] Orizuka
    Yume!
[14:30] Saku
    Yume-chan!
[14:32] Orizuka
    Yume!
[14:33] Saku
    Where are you, Yume-chan?!
[14:35] Yume
    I'm right here!
[14:38] Orizuka
    Yume!
[14:38] Saku
    There you are! Thank goodness!
[14:41] Orizuka
    Sorry, Fukuzawa. I didn't
    realize I let go of her hand.
[14:45] Saku
    No, I'm just glad she didn't get lost.
[14:48] Saku
    Yume-chan, let's hold hands now.
[14:52] Saku
    Why do you have that basket with you?
[14:54] Saku
    I've seen that basket before...
[14:56] Yume
    Yuki-chan gave it to me!
[14:58] Orizuka
    Yuki-chan?
[15:02] Saku
    Um, uh, a friend of mine!
[15:05] Saku
    We happened to see him
    when you took your call.
[15:09] Saku
    I'm so sorry!
[15:11] Orizuka
    I see.
[15:13] Orizuka
    Why are you apologizing?
[15:14] Yume
    Yuki-chan said we should eat these together.
[15:18] Orizuka
    Amazing. It looks just
    like the lunches you bring.
[15:24] Yume
    Hey, Big Sis!
[15:27] Yume
    Will you play with me again?
[15:29] Saku
    Of course! I had a great time today!
[15:33] Yume
    Then bring Yuki-chan with you next time!
[15:35] Yume
    I wanna fluffy hug again!
[15:37] Saku
    Huh?!
[15:38] Orizuka
    Fluffy?
[15:41] Saku
    I-I'll ask!
[16:17] Saku
    Yuki-chan...
[16:19] Saku
    Yuki-chan, are you home?
[16:22] Saku
    The sandwiches were delicious.
[16:24] Saku
    I can't believe you took the train
    and came all the way to the aquarium...
[16:28] Saku
    What will you do if you make it
    on Toritter or something?
[16:32] Saku
    What?!
[16:34] Saku
    Yukichi!
[16:35] Saku
    What's wrong, Yukichi?!
[16:36] Saku
    No! Don't die!
[16:52] Saku
    Of course you're tired.
    You overexerted yourself...
[16:57] Saku
    Well, as long as you're safe.
[17:01] Saku
    I haven't seen Yukichi's
    sleeping face in a while.
[17:11] Saku
    Get some good rest tonight.
SIGN    The Next Morning
[17:33] Saku
    Please forgive me!
[17:37] [SONG] Text
    She begged for her life
     using the UMYU-Sea merch
     she got for him.
[17:38] [SONG] Text
    A Sea Bunny-chan
     key holder
[17:42] UMYU-Sea
    We're different from clione sea angels!
[17:46] UMYU-Sea
    We're...
[17:48] UMYU-Sea
    We're...
[17:49] UMYU-Sea
    Idols of the sea!
[18:02] UMYU-Sea
    All of the sea and the sky!
[18:06] Saku; Internal
    UMYU-Sea is on TV again...
[18:06] UMYU-Sea
    We'll protect all of the earth!
[18:13] UMYU-Sea
    The sweets we eat after defeating all of
    the Gairai Beasts are the most delicious!
[18:26] UMYU-Sea
    —rangers UMYU-Sea!
[18:30] Saku
    No! No! No! No!
[18:32] Saku
    I'm not deleting it! I'm not!
[18:36] Narration
    Lucky cat.
SIGN    Nishina
[18:45] Manager
    I wish that cat would
    really come and work here.
[18:45] Narration
    Manager's vision.
[18:51] Rio; Internal
    How the heck can you say that if you're
    managing a store that sells food?
[18:55] Manager
    Our sales always go up when
    that cat visits the store.
SIGN    Manager
[18:59] Manager
    I feel like he's a real life lucky cat.
[19:02] Manager
    I wish he'd come every day! Seriously!
[19:05] Rio
    Why don't you post a "hiring cats"
    flyer outside the store?
[19:10] Manager
    That's a great idea!
[19:11] Rio
    I was kidding.
SIGN    Hiring Full
     and Part-Time!!
SIGN    Want to have a great time
     working with us?
SIGN    No experience needed!! Cats OK!!!
[19:13] Customer 2
    C-Cats? What in the world...
[19:14] Customer 1
    Why does it say "cats OK"?!
[19:17] Customer 1
    That's so funny!
[19:17] Narration
    It trended on Toritter
    for being such a strange flyer.
[19:21] Narration
    It's fine.
[19:24] Oshiro
    Fukuzawa, don't you have a cat?
[19:26] Saku
    Y-Yeah...
[19:28] Oshiro
    My friend's cat got fat from a lack
    of exercise. Is your cat okay?
[19:34] Oshiro
    Do you have a plan for getting it exercise?
[19:36] Saku
    Huh? Plans?
[19:38] Yuri
    Like giving it lots of toys to play with.
[19:41] Saku
    Oh...
[19:50] Yuri
    Or maybe getting a cat tower?
[19:53] Saku
    Uh...
[20:03] Saku
    I don't do anything like that for my cat,
[20:06] Saku
    but it's fine since he's free
    to go in and out as he pleases.
[20:09] Yuri
    That's not fine at all!
[20:11] Yuri
    You don't lock your doors?!
[20:13] Narration
    Can't resist.
[20:22] Saku
    My shoulders have been killing me lately...
[20:24] Saku
    Yukichi, do we have any pain relief patches?
[20:30] Saku
    That feels so good!
[20:31] Saku
    I can feel it stretching out
    and your toe beans are so warm!
[20:38] Saku
    Yeah! Put more of your weight on me!
[20:41] Saku
    There! There! There! There!
[20:42] Saku
    Yukichi, you could become
    a professional masseuse!
[20:46] Saku
    Your claws! Put your claws away!
[20:47] Saku
    I'm being stabbed!
[20:49] Saku
    Resist that instinct!
[20:52] Narration
    Those gloves.
[20:56] Saku
    Hey, Yukichi...
[20:58] Saku
    It's been bothering me a bit.
[21:00] Saku
    The gloves you use when dealing with
    water aren't made for humans, right?
[21:06] Saku
    No one sells anything like them, right?
[21:09] Saku
    Wait, does that mean...
SIGN    Super Water Repellent
SIGN    Spread...
[21:11] Saku
    Whoa! You have materials to make them!
SIGN    Stretchy Water Repellent Base
[21:13] Saku
    I've heard of foxes buying mittens,
    but never a cat making gloves!
[21:18] Saku
    Huh?! Is this a pattern?!
[21:19] Saku
    You even made a pattern for it?!
[21:23] Saku
    You should open up a store!
[21:25] Saku
    A specialty shop for large cats!
SIGN    A job Yukichi ought to do
[21:31] Saku
    Okay, everyone. Let's go!
SIGN    Childcare Worker
SIGN    Next Episode
[23:07] Yukichi
    I am a masterful cat.
[23:10] Yukichi
    A masterful cat knows.
[23:13] Yukichi
    There are tricks to make food
    taste delicious even when it's cold.
[23:18] Yukichi
    Pick lean meats, so the fat doesn't harden.
[23:22] Yukichi
    Food tastes blander when it's cold,
    so add more seasoning than you typically would.
[23:27] Yukichi
    These are a few ways to
    make cold food more delicious.
[23:30] Yukichi
    Next episode: "A Masterful Cat
    Also Goes to Birthday Parties."
SIGN    Can
SIGN    A Masterful Cat Also Goes to Birthday Parties
[23:35] Yukichi
    I am fully prepared.

Season 1

E5 - A Masterful Cat Also Goes to Birthday Parties

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[00:19] Saku
    Yukichi, I'm home!
[00:21] Saku
    Our company did Premium Friday
     for the first time today!
[00:26] Saku
    There was still a little light
    in the sky, it was so moving!
[00:32] Saku
    What's wrong?
[00:34] Saku
    Huh? C-Could it be?
[00:37] Saku
    Can you tell I petted the crap
    out of a doggy on my way home?
[00:39] Owner
    Oh, my.
[00:40] Saku
    Doggy...
[00:43] Saku
    There were a lot of people out
    walking their dogs. I couldn't help it.
[00:47] Saku
    Yukichi! Sorry!
[00:48] Saku
    Sorry!
[00:54] Yuri
    Cats often get really upset if you
    pet other animals while you're out.
[00:59] Saku
    An animal's nose can be so scary!
[01:02] Yuri
    Speaking of their noses, does your
    cat try to lick your face toner?
[01:07] Saku
    Face toner?
[01:09] Yuri
    My family's cat loved licking my face
    right after I put on my face toner.
[01:12] Yuri
    It was hard to get away!
[01:15] Yuri
    Stop it!
[01:18] Yuri
    I've heard of cats licking
    freshly shampooed hair, too.
[01:21] Saku
    Ow! Ow! Ow! Your tongue is so rough!
[01:24] Saku
    That's a little scary!
[01:28] Saku
    Thank goodness my cat doesn't do that...
[01:31] Yuri
    Yeah. It's bad for them to
    ingest any of that stuff.
SIGN    Tremble
    Tremble
SIGN    He's fine coming across them outside,
    but he's a cat that can't stand them
    in his territory (inside the house)
SIGN    The Masterful Cat
    Is Depressed Again Today
SIGN    Can
SIGN    A Masterful Cat Also Goes to Birthday Parties
SIGN    A Masterful Cat Also Goes to Birthday Parties
SIGN    Can
[03:33] Saku
    Is it morning already?
[03:34] Saku
    No way. I'm gonna take the day off...
[03:42] Saku
    I'm not hungry...
[03:45] Saku
    It's good.
[04:23] Coworker 1
    Fukuzawa-san is always so put together.
[04:27] Yuri
    And on top of that, she takes
    care of a cat. She's too amazing.
[04:31] Coworker 1
    She's a perfect example of a masterful woman.
[04:33] Coworker 1
    Does she really live by herself?
[04:48] Orizuka
    Fukuzawa.
[04:50] Saku
    Chief?!
[04:50] Saku
    Sorry! I'm still in the middle of printing.
[04:53] Orizuka
    No, this isn't about work.
[04:55] Saku
    Huh?
SIGN    To Saku-chan
[05:01] Orizuka
    Yume wanted me to give this to you.
SIGN    Chief's Niece (3)
[05:06] Orizuka
    It's, well, an invitation
    to her birthday party.
[05:10] Saku
    Huh?
[05:12] Saku
    I-I-Is this really for me?!
[05:15] Saku
    I haven't been to a birthday party in ages!
[05:18] Orizuka
    I won't be there since
    I'll be on a business trip,
[05:21] Orizuka
    but she really wanted me
    to give this to you.
[05:23] Saku
    I'm so happy!
SIGN    To Yuki-chan
SIGN    To Yuki-chan
SIGN    To Yuki-chan
SIGN    To Yuki-chan
[05:28] Orizuka
    She wrote one for your friend,
    Yuki-san, too. Can you pass it along?
SIGN    Place: Yume's House
     Time: 11:30 ~
SIGN     Feel free to bring food or drink!
     Call my mom if you have any questions
     (080-XXXX-XXXX)
[05:46] Saku
    So that's what happened.
[05:49] Saku
    We got invited to Yume-chan's birthday party.
[05:53] Saku
    Well, I'm sure that Yume-chan will be
    sad, but I'll have to go alone.
[06:14] Saku
    Yukichi?
SIGN    Open Inari Sushi
[06:17] Saku
    No way!
[06:18] Saku
    Hold on a second there!
[06:20] Saku
    You're not planning to go, are you?
[06:21] Saku
    Yume-chan's family and friends will be there!
[06:25] Saku
    How am I supposed to explain you?!
[06:29] Saku
    Huh?
SIGN    Place: Yume's House
     Time: 11:30 ~
     (080-XXXX-XXXX)
[06:31] Yume
    Feel free to bring food or drink!
[06:34] Yume
    Call my mom if you have any questions.
[06:38] Yume
    Make sure to wear a costume!
[06:40] Yume
    From Yume.
[06:41] Narration
    Look!
[06:43] Saku
    Oh, a costume party.
[06:47] Saku
    A costume?
[06:49] Station Announcer
    Please wait for the next train.
[06:52] Saku; Internal
    A costume party, huh?
[06:54] Saku; Internal
    Maybe Yukichi can slip in
    without being found out?
[07:08] Saku; Internal
    Slip in?! What am I thinking?!
[07:11] Saku; Internal
    My conscience won't allow it!
[07:13] Oshiro
    So true!
[07:15] Saku
    I'll be heading home first.
[07:16] Oshiro
    Wow, it's rare for you
    to head home so early.
[07:18] Yuri
    Great job today.
[07:21] Saku
    Yukichi!
[07:23] Saku
    It's too dangerous!
[07:24] Saku
    It's definitely way too dangerous!
[07:27] Saku
    Wait, what are you making?
[07:31] Saku
    Huh?! Is that stuffed animal
    a present for Yume-chan?!
[07:36] Saku
    This is so freaking cute!
[07:39] Saku
    It's a mini Yukichi!
[07:41] Saku
    Make me one so I can take it to work!
SIGN    Social custom
[07:46] Saku
    What's that?
[07:48] Saku
    Another stuffed animal?
[07:53] Saku
    Oh, you made a costume for me?!
[08:00] Saku
    I'm a mouse!
[08:01] Saku
    This reminds me of my
    school cultural festival!
[08:05] Saku
    What's this? Is this what we're bringing?
[08:08] Saku
    What? I can have a taste?!
[08:10] Saku
    These are super cute!
[08:15] Saku
    So good!
[08:26] Saku
    Yukichi...
[08:27] Saku
    Let's go home.
[08:29] Saku
    Home! Home! Home! Everyone's gonna find out!
[08:33] Saku
    Why'd we show up dressed so confidently?!
[08:37] Saku
    And Yume-chan's house is in the neighborhood!
SIGN    Yume's House
SIGN    Large Street
SIGN    Saku's Apartment
[08:41] Narration
    Within walking distance!
[08:42] Saku
    Worst-case scenario, we might cause
    a huge scene and have to move!
[08:47] Yume
    Saku-chan! Yuki-chan! You came!
[08:51] Saku
    Yume-chan!
[08:52] Child 1
    Yume-chan! We're here!
[08:55] Child 2
    Hello!
[08:57] Saku
    H-Hello!
[08:59] Yume's Mom
    It's cold out. Let's hurry inside!
[09:00] Child 2
    Wow! He even has cat hands!
[09:03] Saku
    Oh, uh, no, we're actually...
[09:05] Yume
    Come in! Come in! I'm coming down!
[09:10] Saku
    Huh? Uh, wait!
[09:10] Everyone
    Sorry for intruding!
[09:12] Yume
    Welcome!
[09:20] Saku; Internal
    I'm so glad the chief is on a business trip!
[09:27] Everyone
    Happy birthday, Yume-chan!
[09:31] Yume
    Thank you!
[09:33] Child 1
    I'm so jealous, Yume-chan!
[09:33] Child 2
    So cute!
[09:35] Witch Mom
    What is that?! A stuffed animal?!
[09:37] Devil Mom
    Is it a stuffed bear?!
[09:38] Saku; Internal
    Why is he drawing more
    attention to himself?!
[09:41] Saku; Internal
    Does he want us to move?!
[09:45] Yume
    Yuki-chan! This way!
[09:47] Witch Mom
    It moved!
[09:48] Devil Mom
    Th-That means it's alive, right?
[09:51] Saku; Internal
    Th-This is bad!
[09:53] Maid Mom
    I often see that cat
    in the neighborhood pharmacy!
[09:57] Maid Mom
    I've always wondered about it!
[10:00] Cone Hat Mom
    It's that huge cat rumored to appear
    at the supermarket in 3-Chome!
[10:04] Devil Mom
    Those rumors are true?!
[10:10] Witch Mom
    Oh, so it's a cat suit.
[10:13] Devil Mom
    I've heard that technology
    nowadays is pretty amazing.
[10:17] Cone Hat Mom
    But I wonder why that person
    always wears a cat costume.
[10:20] Saku
    Good job dressing up as
    someone in a cat costume!
[10:23] Yume's Mom
    Fukuzawa-san, aren't you
    from Kaoru's company?
[10:27] Saku
    Kao...?
[10:28] Saku
    Oh, yes!
[10:29] Saku
    He always takes care of me!
[10:31] Yume's Mom
    Thank you for always taking
    care of my little brother.
[10:35] Saku; Internal
    She must be Yume-chan's mother. She's so young!
[10:38] Saku
    Um, your daughter was kind enough
    to invite me here today.
[10:43] Yume's Mom
    I heard that you played
    with her at the aquarium.
[10:48] Yume's Mom
    I'm sorry you had to spend one
    of your days off that way.
[10:51] Saku
    Oh, it's f-fine!
[10:53] Saku
    I would have just slept the day
    away if I stayed home...
[10:59] Saku
    Wait, little brother?!
[11:02] Yume's Mom
    Yes, Kaoru is my little brother.
[11:05] Saku; Internal
    This person is older than the chief?!
SIGN    32 Years Old
[11:10] Saku; Internal
    In other words, she's older than me*?!
[11:14] Yume's Mom
    I heard about Yuki-san from Yume.
    He's really quite a large cat.
[11:20] Saku
    Huh? Come to think of it,
    where did they go?!
[11:23] Yume's Mom
    Yume pulled him up to
    the second floor just now.
[11:28] Yume's Mom
    She probably ran to my mother's room.
[11:31] Saku
    By mother, do you mean
    Chief O-Orizuka's mother?
[11:36] Yume's Mom
    Oh, he didn't tell you?
[11:38] Yume's Mom
    This is our family home.
[11:43] Yume's Mom
    We used it for the party
    because it's spacious.
[11:46] Yume's Mom
    Would you like to see the room
    my little brother grew up in?
[11:50] Yume's Mom
    His graduation album is here, too.
[11:52] Saku
    I-I-I wouldn't dare!
[11:54] Saku; Internal
    You should have told me, Chief!
[11:56] Saku; Internal
    I feel awkward now!
[12:01] Yume
    Yuki-chan! Over here! Over here!
[12:07] Yume
    There's someone I want you
    to meet on the second floor!
[12:10] Yume
    My grandma!
[12:14] Yume
    It's okay to come up.
    Grandma used to have a cat, too.
[12:21] Yume
    Jeez!
[12:25] Yume
    All the kids who want to see all
    the UMYU-Sea stuff I collected! Come up!
[12:29] Yume
    I have event-only stuff, too!
[12:53] Yume
    Grandma!
[12:56] Grandmother
    That cute voice must be from Yume-chan.
[13:03] Yume
    Grandma's eyes can't
    see that well anymore.
[13:07] Yume
    Grandma!
[13:10] Yume
    This is the Yuki-chan
    I told you about before!
[13:12] Grandmother
    Oh, my. You came to visit?
[13:15] Grandmother
    Nice to meet you.
[13:17] Grandmother
    I am Yume's grandmother.
[13:39] Grandmother
    You really are a large and impressive cat.
[13:48] Grandmother
    Your fur is very beautiful.
[13:51] Grandmother
    It reminds me of the black cat
    I used to have.
[13:55] Grandmother
    My cat became a part of the stars
    quite a long time ago.
[13:59] Grandmother
    My cat was also very intelligent.
[14:10] Saku
    Yume-chan!
[14:11] Yume
    Yes!
[14:12] Saku
    Where are you, Yukichi?
[14:14] Saku
    Yume's mom wants to start the party...
[14:18] Saku
    I-I-I'm so sorry!
[14:20] Saku
    U-Um, he's definitely not a dangerous cat!
[14:24] Grandmother
    Are you a part of Yuki-san's family?
[14:27] Saku
    Y-Yes!
[14:29] Grandmother
    What a lucky young lady.
[14:32] Grandmother
    You are living with a lucky anko cat.
[14:38] Grandmother
    My grandfather often told me
[14:42] Grandmother
    that black cats are called anko cats,
[14:44] Grandmother
    and they are lucky cats that
    bring their owners great luck.
[15:00] Grandmother
    How nice.
[15:03] Yume's Mom?
    Right?
[15:03] Grandmother
    Happy birthday, Yume-chan.
[15:07] Yume's Mom
    Happy birthday, Yume.
[15:16] Mothers
    Yume-chan, happy birthday!
[15:18] Mom 1
    So tasty. They're amazing!
[15:20] Mom 3
    Are the buns homemade, too?
[15:23] Saku
    Happy birthday!
[15:24] Yume
    Wow!
[15:27] Yume's Mom
    Say, "Cheese!"
[15:31] Yume's Mom
    Thank you very much.
[15:34] Yume
    Come again soon!
[15:36] Saku
    See you again!
[15:40] Saku
    I was worried about what
    would happen! I was so nervous!
[15:43] Saku
    The cat suit zipper worked perfectly!
[15:59] Saku
    Well, I was just thinking, what if
    you were just a man in a cat suit?
[16:10] Saku
    It's been a long time since
    we've come by this park!
[16:22] Saku
    You were curled up under
    that bench, Yukichi...
[16:35] Grandmother
    My grandfather often told me
[16:38] (Flashback) Grandmother
    that black cats are called anko cats,
[16:41] Grandmother
    and they are lucky cats that*
    bring their owners great luck.
[16:52] Saku
    The moment I saw you...
[16:54] Saku
    I was craving something sweet,
[16:58] Saku
    so I thought you were an ohagi rice cake.
[17:02] Saku
    Ouch! Ouch! Your claws!
[17:09] Orizuka; Internal
    Oh, that was today...
[17:12] Orizuka; Internal
    Fukuzawa even managed to prepare
    a costume on such short notice.
[17:16] Orizuka; Internal
    Did her friend Yuki-san come?
[17:21] Orizuka; Internal
    Where did this realistic-looking
    cat suit come from?
[17:25] Orizuka; Internal
    Scary...
[17:29] Orizuka; Internal
    Thank goodness I had to work.
[17:31] Orizuka; Internal
    I should buy her a souvenir to thank her.
[17:35] Narration
    A few days ago...
[17:49] Saku; Internal
    Slip in?! What am I thinking?!
[17:52] (Flashback) Saku
    Yukichi!
[17:53] (Flashback) Saku
    It's too dangerous!
[17:55] (Flashback) Saku
    It's definitely way too dangerous!
[17:58] (Flashback) Saku
    Wait, what are you making?
[18:02] (Flashback) Saku
    Huh?! Is that stuffed animal
    a present for Yume-chan?!
[18:07] (Flashback) Saku
    Hey, Yukichi!
[18:08] (Flashback) Saku
    I'm serious! I really want one!
[18:14] (Flashback) Saku
    It fits so perfectly in my arms!
[18:16] (Flashback) Saku
    And the shape totally triggers
    my motherly protective instincts!
[18:21] (Flashback) Saku
    It makes me want to take care of a cat!
SIGN    Means no harm
[18:31] Saku; Narration
    In the end, he didn't make me one...
[18:35] Station Announcer
    Thank you for boarding this train.
[18:53] Yukichi; Internal
    Worthless human...
[18:57] Yukichi; Internal
    Even for a company drinking party, she's late...
[19:06] Yukichi; Internal
    Every single time, she barely
    makes it on the last train...
[19:09] Yukichi; Internal
    And she usually drinks so much she ends up
    passing out at the entrance...
[19:18] Yukichi; Internal
    One of these days, she might not even
    make it home before passing out.
[19:24] Yukichi; Internal
    Forget about being male or female...
    She's worthless as a living creature.
[19:29] Yukichi; Internal
    At this rate, she'll never find a mate.
[19:36] Saku
    Oh, Yukichi?
[19:37] Saku
    Well, you know...
[19:39] Saku
    I'm just taking a little break
    at the park nearby,
[19:44] Saku
    but I'm so sleepy...
[19:54] Yukichi; Internal
    That fool!
[19:57] Yukichi; Internal
    Natural selection culls creatures
    with no sense of danger!
[20:19] Yukichi; Internal
    I'm definitely hitting that
    stupid face of hers today!
[20:27] Saku
    Yukichi...
[20:30] Saku
    Another serving of rice!
[20:42] Saku
    So tasty...
[21:24] Yukichi; Internal
    I'll wait for her near the station on
    the nights she goes drinking from now on.
SIGN    Next Episode
[23:07] Yukichi
    I am a masterful cat.
[23:10] Yukichi
    A masterful cat knows.
[23:13] Yukichi
    You must be careful when
    taking pictures of a cat.
[23:17] Yukichi
    Cats are sometimes surprised
    by the sound of a shutter,
[23:20] Yukichi
    and the flash can cause great injury to their eyes.
[23:24] Yukichi
    I hope you take care when
    taking cute pictures of them.
[23:28] Yukichi
    Next episode: "A Masterful Cat Is Photogenic."
SIGN    Can
SIGN    A Masterful Cat Is Photogenic
[23:33] Yukichi
    You may take my picture.

Season 1

E6 - A Masterful Cat Is Photogenic

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[00:12] Saku
    It's so cold!
[00:13] Saku
    I'll want the kotatsu soon!
[00:16] Saku
    We won't make it through
    the winter with this little heater!
[00:20] Saku
    Hey, Yukichi. Where's our kotatsu?
[00:27] Saku
    Huh?
[00:28] Saku
    Huh?!
[00:28] Saku
    We have a kotatsu, right?!
[00:31] Saku
    You threw it away?!
[00:33] Saku
    Why?! That's terrible!
[00:38] Narration
    One year ago...
[01:00] Saku
    Oh, I forgot about that...
SIGN    The Masterful Cat
    Is Depressed Again Today
SIGN    Can
SIGN    A Masterful Cat Is Photogenic
SIGN    A Masterful Cat Is Photogenic
SIGN    Can
[02:55] Saku
    U-Um!
[02:58] Saku
    Why don't we buy a new
    kotatsu with my bonus?
[03:03] Saku
    I have sincerely reflected
    upon my past mistakes!
[03:08] Saku
    I won't make it my nest!
[03:10] Saku
    I won't eat or drink near it!
[03:12] Saku
    I also won't forget to turn it off!
[03:14] Saku
    So, please!
[03:29] Saku
    It makes me sad that you don't trust me!
[03:32] Saku
    Just imagine!
[03:34] Saku
    A kotatsu is a must for someone
    who hates air conditioners like you, Yukichi!
[03:38] Saku
    It'll gently warm your toe beans after they
    freeze from doing housework or going out.
[03:44] Saku
    A small oasis.
[03:46] Saku
    Just imagine!
SIGN    It'll gently warm frozen toe beans...
[03:54] Narration
    It'll gently warm frozen toe beans...
SIGN    Gwah!!
SIGN    Scrub
    Scrub
[04:10] Saku
    Why?!
[04:13] Train Announcer
    Please stand behind the yellow line.
[04:18] Saku; Internal
    I should just go ahead and buy one!
[04:23] Saku; Internal
    He won't toss it out since he's so stingy.
[04:25] Saku; Internal
    Ko-ta-tsu...
[04:28] Saku; Internal
    Buy now on Amazun...
[04:30] Saku
    Wha?!
[04:33] Saku
    H-Hey, hey, hey! Where are
     you taking my phone?!
[04:37] Saku
    No!
[04:38] Saku
    You're too resolute about this!
[04:45] Narration
    Rescued.
[04:49] Saku; Internal
    That was scary...
[04:51] Saku; Internal
    Begging didn't work.
[04:53] Saku; Internal
    I couldn't force my way through, either!
[04:55] Saku; Internal
    If that's the case...
[04:59] Saku; Internal
    I'll have to bribe him.
[05:01] Saku; Internal
    Churu! Nyan Petit! Silver vine! Catnip!
[05:04] Saku; Internal
    I'll buy it all!
[05:08] Saku
    Yukichi! I'll do the grocery
    shopping today...
[05:10] Saku
    Wait, he already left?!
[05:12] Saku
    He's too freaking capable!
[05:18] Store Kid
    Let's have curry tonight!
    Mama, doesn't it sound good?
[05:21] Store Kid 2
    Buy it! Buy it!
[05:22] Mom 2
    No!
[05:25] Mom 3
    Don't wander around!
[05:27] Child 3
    Okay.
[05:30] Man
    Don't run around.
[05:45] Clerk
    Do you have a point card?
SIGN    Nishina
SIGN    Prize
SIGN    Prize
[05:58] Rio
    This way for the lottery drawing.
SIGN    Prize
SIGN    Prize
SIGN    Prize
[06:03] Rio
    You can spin the lottery machine
    for every five eligible receipts.
[06:09] Narration
    Prize C, a personal kotatsu with futon.
[06:12] Rio
    You have two spins.
[06:14] Man
    Thanks.
SIGN    Receipts
[06:29] Rio
    Here's your participation reward,
     pocket tissues.
[07:15] Saku
    A life without a kotatsu...
[07:18] Saku
    What's the point of living?
[07:29] Saku
    I'm home!
[07:31] Saku
    Ouch!
[07:34] Saku
    Don't open the door so suddenly!
[07:39] Saku
    Hey! What's wrong, Yukichi?!
SIGN    2 Piece Set (Table • Futon)
    Personal Kotatsu
SIGN    Prize
[07:49] Saku
    I-It's not what you're thinking!
[07:51] Saku
    I didn't buy it!
[07:53] Saku
    I won it from the lottery
    at the supermarket!
[07:56] Saku
    I borrowed their cart.
SIGN    Prize
[08:00] Saku
    An old lady gave me her extra receipts
    when I went out to buy your favorites.
[08:07] Saku
    Four receipts!
[08:09] Saku
    So, I gave it a try, and I got the prize!
[08:17] Saku
    Installation complete!
[08:20] Saku
    Now, now, now! Come join me, Yukichi-sama!
[08:23] Saku
    I even borrowed an UMYU-Sea
    live concert DVD!
[08:28] Narration
    Cat food only.
[08:31] Saku
    Well? Well? Isn't it nice?!
[08:33] Saku
    What do you want to eat first?
[08:39] Saku
    Don't worry about me!
[08:41] Saku
    I'm super happy just sitting in a kotatsu.
[08:45] Saku
    You can sleep if you feel sleepy!
[08:48] Saku
    I'll clean everything up!
[08:54] Saku
    Huh?
[09:03] Saku
    Huh?!
[09:06] Saku
    No! No! I'm fine!
[09:08] Saku
    Huh? I-Is it really okay?
[09:11] Saku
    Can I really drink it?!
[09:15] Saku
    Yukichi bought a baby guard
    tabletop cover the next day.
SIGN    Safety guard for babies
SIGN    Purr
[09:30] Saku; Internal
    He nodded off!
[09:44] Saku
    Hey, Yukichi.
[09:48] Saku
    Yukki! Yukki-chan!
[09:52] Saku
    Hey...
[09:55] Saku
    Yukichi! Play with me!
[09:58] Saku
    I'm bored! Yukichi!
[10:02] Saku
    Boo!
[10:06] Saku
    I... I'm sorry...
[10:14] Narration
    Green foxtail.
SIGN    Slap
SIGN    Slap
SIGN    Slap
SIGN    Slap
SIGN    Slap
SIGN    Slap
SIGN    Slap
SIGN    Slap
SIGN    Slap
SIGN    Slap
SIGN    Slap
SIGN    Slap
[10:39] Saku
    I'm home, Yukichi!
[10:41] Saku
    I brought you a present!
[10:43] [SONG] Text
    Excited
    Excited
[10:44] Saku
    Ta-dah!
[10:45] [SONG] Text
    Ba-dump
    Ba-dump
SIGN    Slap Slap
SIGN    Pat Pat Pat
SIGN    Restless
SIGN    Slap
[10:50] [SONG] Text
    Excited
    Excited
[10:50] [SONG] Text
    Ba-dump
    Ba-dump
[10:50] Saku
    Come on! Come on!
[11:06] Saku
    That wasn't what I was expecting at all!
[11:12] Narration
    Its scientific name is Setaria viridis*.
[11:32] Delivery
    Hello! White Cat Delivery Service!
[11:37] Delivery
    Are you Fukuzawa-san?
[11:40] Delivery
    Uh, Fukuzawa Saku-san?
[11:43] Delivery
    I have a delivery for her. May I get
    a signature or a hanko stamp?
[11:48] Delivery; Internal
    Huh? A human? A human, right?
[11:51] Delivery; Internal
    A cat suit? To wear around the house?
[11:54] Delivery
    Oh, thanks.
[11:58] Delivery
    Th-Thank you for your thoughtfulness.
[12:04] Delivery
    That scared me! Damn it, Senpai!
[12:08] Delivery
    He should have told me
    about someone like that.
[12:11] Delivery
    Should I make a report
    about it to the company?
[12:21] Delivery
    Well, I guess it doesn't matter as long
    as I don't have to redeliver the package.
[12:34] Station Announcer
    Thank you very much*
    for using our station today.
[12:40] Saku
    I'm home, Yukichi.
[12:43] Saku
    What's this? From Mom?
[12:46] Saku
    Really, a Mamazun delivery?
[12:49] Saku
    Oh, there's a letter.
SIGN    To Saku
[12:51] Mother
    My dear stupid daughter,
    how is Yukichi-chan doing?
[12:56] Mother
    Knowing your slovenly and desultory character,
    your father and I are worried about him.
[13:00] Saku
    As usual, she doesn't sugarcoat anything.
[13:03] Mother
    I have sent cat food to
    ease some of our worries.
[13:07] [SONG] Text
    Packed...
[13:08] Mother
    Please send pictures of Yukichi-chan
    to us every once in a while.
[13:11] Mother
    Sincerely, your mother.
[13:13] Saku
    It's really all cat food.
[13:18] Saku
    Yukichi! Can I take your picture?
[13:25] Saku
    No! No! There's no need
    to make a peace sign!
[13:28] Saku
    I want to send it to Mom!
[13:31] Saku
    "He's doing great."
[13:32] Saku
    That's all I sent as a text message.
[13:35] Saku
    Whoa! That was fast!
[13:38] Mother
    Yukichi-chan's picture
    isn't included in your text?
[13:43] Saku
    Yukichi, can you act a little more like a cat?
[13:48] Saku
    Like a normal cat!
[13:52] Saku
    I haven't told my parents
    how big you've gotten!
[13:56] Saku
    I'm begging you!
[14:07] Saku
    Got it...
[14:08] Saku
    Will you use some cat pictures
    I find as reference?
[14:13] Saku
    Oh, yeah!
[14:15] Saku
    Maybe taking your picture head on
    is making your size stand out!
[14:20] Saku
    I should try taking a picture
    from high up or down low!
[14:25] Narration
    From above.
[14:28] Narration
    From below.
[14:32] Saku; Internal
    The room looks even smaller.
[14:36] Saku
    I'll just have to make a fake!
[14:39] Narration
    Brushing gloves meant for large dogs.
[14:42] Saku
    Yukichi! Lie down right there!
[14:52] Saku
    Okay! Turn over!
SIGN    Just fur
[15:10] Saku
    Look! Curled up and sleeping!
[15:13] Saku
    It looks just like a cat.
[15:17] Mother
    That just looks like a black ball.
    Are you kidding me?
[15:23] Mother
    How hard is it to send over
    a picture of your own cat?
[15:27] Mother
    Are you really taking care of him?
[15:30] Saku
    This is bad! This is really bad!
[15:35] Mother
    Could it be that his home
    environment is really terrible?
[15:38] Saku
    Th-That's not true...
[15:41] Saku
    M-Maybe it's not not true, but...
[15:43] Saku
    "He improved his home environment
    by himself, and he's living well."
[15:46] Saku
    I can't really tell her that...
[15:50] Mother
    I should go over and
    check on Yukichi-chan myself...
[15:53] Saku
    I knew it!
[15:54] Saku
    She said something terrifying!
[15:56] Saku
    What should I do?!
[15:57] Saku
    What should I do, Yukichi?!
[15:59] Saku
    Do something!
[16:04] Saku
    I'm not talking about how to host her!
[16:06] Saku
    Wait, why do you know
    Mom's alcohol preferences?!
[16:11] Mother
    Goodness! What is taking her so long?
[16:15] Mother
    I should really visit if she doesn't
    send me a proper photo this time.
[16:21] Mother
    What in the world? You should have
    just sent this over from the start!
[16:24] Father
    Oh, how rare.
[16:26] Father
    A message from Saku?
[16:27] Mother
    Yes! Quite rare!
[16:29] Mother
    She hasn't sent a picture
    of herself in years!
[16:33] Father
    Oh! Send it to me, too!
[16:35] Mother
    Goodness. That stupid girl.
[16:38] Mother
    She never contacts us on her own!
[16:40] Father
    Oh, my.
[16:41] Mother
    Jeez! Jeez! Jeez!
[16:43] Father; Internal
    Goodness. She's not honest at all.
[16:48] Saku
    Looks like we placated her...
[16:50] Saku
    Your plan was a complete success, Yukichi.
SIGN    Perspective
[16:53] Saku
    As expected!
[16:55] Saku
    I think she's mad that
    I haven't gone home in a while.
[17:01] Saku
    Oh!
[17:02] Saku
    We should take some more pictures like this!
[17:06] Saku
    I need to have some prepared just
    in case she asks for more.
[17:11] Saku
    I can show off pictures like this at work!
[17:15] Saku
    "Isn't my cat super cute?"
[17:20] Saku
    For now, though, I want a beer!
[17:25] Saku
    We had a huge photo shoot on a different day.
[17:29] Narration
    The photo shoot on a different day.
[17:31] Saku
    Help me!
[17:35] Saku
    This one is really good!
SIGN    A human who has completely forgotten
    her original intention after playing
    around with trick photos.
SIGN    A cat who got increasingly serious about
     photo angles and composition.
[17:42] Train Announcer
    The train will be arriving soon.
[17:46] Saku
    I'm home, Yukichi!
[17:54] Saku
    A message?
[17:56] Saku
    From Mom?
[17:58] Mother
    I received something nice,
    so I sent it to you.
[18:02] Mother
    I feel bad that I didn't send
    anything for Yukichi-chan.
[18:05] Mother
    But you need to properly
    cook for yourself at home!
[18:08] Saku
    "Got it." Sent.
[18:11] Saku
    Yukichi, did I get a package?
[18:20] Saku
    He's super happy?!
[18:24] Saku
    What? What'd we get?!
[18:27] Saku
    Is this a stone plate?
SIGN    High Quality Sharpening Stone
[18:30] Saku
    Oh, it's a sharpening stone.
[18:32] Saku
    Like for knives.
[18:34] Saku
    I've never seen one in person.
[18:38] Saku
    All yours.
[18:41] Saku
    Whoa! I-I-It's Mom!
[18:44] Saku
    Y-Yes. Hello?
[18:46] Mother
    Sorry, were you in the middle of a date?
[18:51] Saku
    I was just looking at the package you sent!
[18:56] Saku
    Thanks for the sharpening stone.
[18:57] Mother
    Is Yukichi-chan disappointed
    because that's all I sent today?
[19:02] Saku
    No, he's super happy about it.
[19:04] Mother
    Huh? He's happy?
[19:07] Saku
    No! The box! The cardboard box!
SIGN    Squeeze
[19:09] Saku
    Don't normal cats love them?!
[19:11] Mother
    What do you mean by normal cats?
[19:13] Mother
    Are there abnormal cats out there?
[19:15] Saku
    Definitely not!
[19:17] Mother
    I want to see Yukichi-chan in a box, too!
[19:20] Saku
    Huh?! That's impossible!
[19:23] Mother
    Why?!
[19:25] Saku
    I'm just tired!
[19:26] Saku
    I have to work early tomorrow
    so I'm going to bed!
[19:29] Mother
    Then at least let me hear him meow!
[19:31] Saku
    Meow?!
[19:42] Saku; Internal
    I've never heard him meow myself!
[19:45] Saku; Internal
    I've heard his weird laugh
    a few times, though.
[19:48] Saku
    He's the type that doesn't meow much.
[19:51] Mother
    Oh, he's the perfect type
    for an apartment, then.
SIGN    Purr
SIGN    Purr
[20:00] Saku
    I satisfied her with his purring.
[20:04] Saku
    Yukichi, I'm going to take a bath.
[20:09] Saku
    Oh! Are you going to start sharpening?!
[20:12] Saku
    I didn't know you needed
    a sharpening stone at home, too.
[20:16] Saku
    I thought only professionals used them.
[20:18] Chef
    I end my workday by sharpening my knife.
[20:22] Saku
    How did you get by until now?
[20:31] Saku
    A teacup?
[20:33] Saku
    Huh? You can sharpen a knife that way?!
[20:37] Saku
    Amazing! What a life hack!
[20:43] Saku
    Don't look at me like it's common sense!
[20:47] Saku
    It's definitely not common
    sense for a cat, you know?!
[20:57] Saku; Internal
    I would have bought him one
    if I knew it'd make him that happy.
[21:03] Saku
    Yukichi, what's for dinner?
[21:16] Saku
    Y-Yamanba?!
SIGN    Hee Hee Hee
[21:27] Saku; Internal
    Thank you, Mom.
[21:29] Saku; Internal
    We're both enjoying the wonders
    of a sharpening stone.
SIGN    Deeply moved
SIGN    Next Episode
[23:07] Yukichi
    I am a masterful cat.
[23:09] Yukichi
    A masterful cat knows.
[23:12] Yukichi
    There are DIY projects that you can do
    without asking a professional.
[23:16] Yukichi
    DIY stands for "Do It Yourself."
[23:18] Yukichi
    This term expressing self-reliance
[23:20] Yukichi
    is said to have been coined in London
    at the end of World War II.
[23:26] Yukichi
    If my human only tried to
    do more things herself...
[23:29] Yukichi
    No, that'd be a problem.
[23:30] Yukichi
    Next episode: "A Masterful Cat Is Able to DIY."
SIGN    Can
SIGN    A Masterful Cat Is Able to DIY
[23:34] Yukichi
    Do it yourself.

Season 1

E7 - A Masterful Cat Is Able to DIY

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[00:06] Oshiro
    That meeting was way too long!
[00:09] Yuri
    My stomach almost grumbled!
[00:12] Oshiro
    Fukuzawa, yours definitely did.
[00:15] Saku
    Did you hear it?
[00:17] Saku
    Sorry.
[00:19] Saku; Internal
    I mean...
[00:21] Saku; Internal
    I kept thinking about
    the lunch box waiting for me!
[00:23] Narration
    Today's Yukichi special.
[00:25] Saku
    Thank you for the meal!
[00:32] Saku
    Wh-What?
[00:33] Oshiro
    Are you trying to show off your homemaking
    skills with your lunch boxes, Fukuzawa?
[00:37] Yuri
    Maybe you're aiming for a super
    high-spec marriage partner?
[00:40] Oshiro
    Once again, your lunch looks amazing.
[00:42] Saku
    No, no, no! Not at all!
[00:45] Yuri
    So you're really making
    lunches like that for fun?
[00:48] Oshiro
    But you want to get married, right?
[00:52] Saku
    Marriage?
[00:55] Yuri
    That's the face of someone who
    isn't thinking about things at all..
[00:59] Oshiro
    You're going to miss your chance if you keep
    picking at your lunch without thinking about things.
[01:02] Yuri
    How was that singles party you went to?
[01:06] Oshiro
    Actually, my friends and I ended up
    going to a city-sponsored singles event.
[01:11] Yuri
    How'd it go?!
[01:12] Oshiro
    Well...
[01:14] Saku; Internal
    Marriage?
[01:20] Saku
    As incompetent as I am...
SIGN    The Masterful Cat
    Is Depressed Again Today
SIGN    Can
SIGN    A Masterful Cat Is Able to DIY
SIGN    A Masterful Cat Is Able to DIY
SIGN    Can
[03:01] Saku; Internal
    Marriage?
[03:05] Saku
    As incompetent as I am...
[03:08] Saku; Internal
    A marriage with Yukichi by my side?!
[03:15] Husband
    Thank you for making my lunch box today!
[03:18] Husband
    You even ironed my shirt for me.
[03:21] Husband
    You're such a masterful cat!
[03:28] Husband
    I don't mind going through with the divorce,
    but I can't live without Yukichi.
[03:34] Saku
    No way!
[03:35] Saku
    Yukichi is my cat! Don't be ridiculous!
[03:39] Husband
    Yukichi has also told me he doesn't want to
    go back to living off of your meager salary.
[03:45] Husband
    Make sure to send that to the ward office.
[03:50] Saku
    Yukichi! Yukichi!
[03:55] Saku
    No marriage! I won't hand my Yukichi over!
[03:58] Yuri/Oshiro
    Huh?
[03:59] Yuri/Oshiro
    Yukichi bills? It's about money?!
[04:01] Saku
    What a terrifying thought!
[04:05] Oshiro
    So, what kind of man are you
    looking for, Yuri-chan?
[04:08] Yuri
    Me?
[04:10] Yuri
    I have a father complex, so I'd like
    a tolerant older man who'd spoil me rotten.
[04:18] Yuri
    Being rich would be a plus.
[04:20] Yuri
    I hope he'll take the lead
    with chores around the house
[04:24] Yuri
    and forgive me for being
    bad at cleaning up.
[04:29] Yuri
    Oh! It'd also be amazing if he'd make lunches for me!
[04:32] Yuri
    A kind of motherly man who'd say,
    "Make sure to eat vegetables, too."
[04:37] Oshiro
    I totally get you.
[04:39] Saku; Internal
    Lunch...
[04:40] Yuri
    Even though I know that kind
    of dream man doesn't exist!
[04:44] Saku
    No, they might be more
    common than you think...
[04:47] Yuri/Oshiro
    Huh?!
[04:48] Saku; Internal
    I have one at home myself.
[04:52] Saku; Internal
    He's a cat, though.
[04:53] Narration
    Epitome of the tolerant homemaker.
[05:13] Saku
    If...
[05:15] Saku
    Hypothetically, okay?
[05:18] Saku
    If a person with double my salary
    came and said they wanted you...
[05:25] Saku
    Yukichi, would you...?
[05:28] Saku
    No hesitation?!
[05:30] Saku
    Y-You heartless cat!
[05:32] Saku
    Shouldn't you have wavered
    for at least three seconds?!
[05:45] Saku
    Your ability to toss me aside so decisively
    after thinking that deeply is cruel, too!
[05:49] Saku
    I've decided!
[05:51] Saku
    I'm going to earn some qualifications!
    I'll increase my salary!
[05:57] Saku
    It's time to sleep?!
[05:59] Saku
    I'm not a growing child!
[06:01] Saku
    There are times when an adult
    has to do what they have to do!
[06:18] Saku
    D-Don't get me wrong!
[06:19] Saku
    I just happen to be sleepy today!
[06:23] Saku
    Starting tomorrow, I'm totally
    gonna pull all-nighters!
[06:28] Saku; Narration
    I was asleep in three seconds.
[06:41] Narration
    Now, consider this.
[06:44] Narration
    The metallic sounds that can be
    faintly heard in the darkness...
[06:47] Narration
    Could they be the sound of samurai
    ghosts walking throughout the village,
[06:53] Narration
    creating supernatural chaos?
[06:56] Narration
    When we reviewed the video
    recording of the night before...
SIGN    Village of Samurai Ghosts
SIGN    The mysterious metallic sounds—!!
[07:06] Narration
    Thursday Horror Special.*
[07:08] Narration*
    Be sure to catch us again next week.
[07:12] Saku
    I-It wasn't that scary.
[07:18] Saku; Internal
    What should I do?!
    That scared the crap out of me...
[07:21] Saku; Internal
    Why'd I say I wanted to watch it again?!
[07:24] Saku
    What should we watch?
[07:26] Saku
    Oh! Horror Special's on?
[07:29] Saku; Internal
    No, Yukichi seemed interested,
    so I couldn't help myself!
SIGN    Following
     unconsciously
[07:36] Saku
    Huh? Huh?!
[07:39] Saku
    Oh, no! It's nothing!
[07:42] Saku
    Oh, yeah! Beer!
[07:44] Saku
    I want a beer! A beer!
[07:46] Saku; Internal
    Maybe I won't be scared if I'm drunk!
[07:51] Bath Monitor
    Your bath has been drawn.
[07:53] Saku
    No!
[07:54] Saku
    No, no, no! Beer!
[07:55] Saku
    I'll take a bath after a beer!
[07:57] Saku
    I promise I won't sleep in the tub!
[08:00] Saku
    It's no use! He has zero trust in me!
[08:06] Saku
    I don't wanna! I don't wanna!
[08:08] Saku
    Then, I'm not taking a bath today!
[08:09] Saku
    I'll skip the bath, drink a beer, and sleep!
[08:17] Saku
    Hold on.
[08:18] Saku
    Why did you have something like this on you?
[08:25] Saku; Internal
    This is bad.
[08:28] Saku; Internal
    He's treating me more
    and more like a little kid.
[08:31] Saku; Internal
    If he finds out that
    I'm too scared to take a bath
[08:34] Saku; Internal
    because I watched a horror show...
[08:36] Saku; Internal
    I'll lose all my respect as a pet owner!
[08:39] Narration
    There wasn't any to begin with.
[08:42] Saku; Internal
    Who's scared of samurai ghosts?
[08:55] Saku
    Ouch!
SIGN    Hangers
SIGN    Scale
[08:58] Saku; Internal
    Bad!
[08:59] Saku; Internal
    This is really bad!
[09:00] Saku; Internal
    Am I so terrified that
    I'm having hallucinations?!
[09:03] Saku; Internal
    I should just wash my hair and hurry out!
[09:07] Saku; Internal
    Don't think about anything. Forget it all.
[09:10] Saku; Internal
    Who cares about some samurai ghosts!
[09:12] Saku; Internal
    What if I look up and there's
    a ghost in the mirror?!
[09:16] Saku; Internal
    It's no use!
[09:17] Saku; Internal
    Why do I keep thinking of horror cliches?!
[09:21] Saku; Internal
    An adult shouldn't be scared
    of something like this!
[09:23] Saku; Internal
    Probably!
[09:28] Narration
    Planning to have her step
    on it once she comes out.
[09:34] Saku
    Yeah, it was a nice bath...
[09:38] Saku
    Sorry for being so noisy.
[09:42] Saku
    Anyways, I should have a beer...
[09:48] Saku
    I've warmed up. I'm fine. I'm fine.
SIGN    Gulp
[09:58] Saku
    So cold!
[10:04] Saku
    L-Looks like chugging the beer
    made me a little cold?
[10:09] Saku
    Yukichi, let's go to bed!
[10:12] Saku
    I-I mean, it'll be warm
    if we sleep together!
[10:24] Saku; Internal
    I should stop thinking
    about it and go to bed.
[10:28] Saku; Internal
    It's okay. I'm an adult.
[10:31] Saku; Internal
    Three seconds is all I need to fall asleep.
[10:44] Saku; Internal
    I'm an adult! I'm an adult!
    I'm an adult! I'm an adult! I'm...
[10:50] Saku; Internal
    What's that sound?
[10:52] Saku; Internal
    So scary! I can't sleep!
[10:57] Saku; Internal
    Did Yukichi go and take a look?
[11:09] Saku; Internal
    He's not coming back.
[11:13] Saku
    Yukichi?
[11:19] Saku
    Yukichi?
[11:31] Saku
    Wh... Wh-Wh-Wh-What're you doing?!
[11:42] Saku
    I can't! I can't! I can't!
[11:43] Saku
    I can't forget what I just saw!
SIGN    Daiginjo
[11:49] Saku; Internal
    He's going to make me forget!
[11:51] Saku
    Come to think of it, you did that a lot
    when you were a kitten.
[11:57] Saku
    You could just pour some out to drink.
[11:59] Saku
    There's no need to hide something like that.
[12:02] Saku
    You should act more freely at home.
[12:06] Saku
    It's important to be a little
    careful outside, though.
[12:09] Saku
    I want you to be more
    relaxed at home, Yukichi.
[12:15] Saku
    Oh, and...
[12:17] Saku
    That ghost show left me terrified, but then
     you surprised all the fear right out of me.
[12:22] Saku
    I thought I'd never fall asleep...
[12:25] Saku
    Wait, don't get the wrong idea!
    I wasn't that scared of it!
[12:29] Saku
    I know that it's all fake re-enactments!
[12:32] Saku
    Jeez! Another cup!
[12:33] Saku
    Make some snacks, too!
[12:58] Saku
    Sorry, was I being loud?
[13:01] Saku
    I was looking at something on Ista
    my work junior showed me recently.
[13:05] Saku
    She said that looking at a cat owner's account
    makes you feel like you're taking care of a cat.
[13:14] Saku
    No, no. That's not it!
[13:15] Saku
    Of course you're a cat, Yukichi!
[13:17] Saku
    You're a cat, but...
[13:18] Saku
    Oh, that café au lait looks good!
SIGN    Tremble
[13:20] Saku
    U-Um!
[13:22] Saku
    The chief has been asking me
    about you lately!
[13:27] (Flashback) Saku
    Y-Yes! He's doing great!
[13:30] Orizuka; Internal
    Someone who lives a place
    filled with trash has a cat?
[13:33] Orizuka; Internal
    Is she taking care of it right?
[13:36] Saku
    I think he's wondering if I've been
    taking good care of you, like my mom...
[13:41] Saku
    The chief seems to like cats.
[13:44] Saku
    That's why I'm looking
    at various cat owner accounts.
[13:48] Saku
    I'm hoping I look a little less suspicious
[13:50] Saku
    if I manage to make cats
    part of my daily life.
[13:55] Saku
    Wh-What's wrong?
[13:57] Saku
    What are you warming up for?
[14:01] Saku
    A-Are you going to show me
    something a regular cat would do?!
[14:07] Saku
    Y-Yukichi!
[14:10] Saku
    Oh! That's the scratching post
    I've never seen you use!
[14:15] Saku
    I just finished watching a clip
    of a cat that had to be rescued
[14:18] Saku
    because its claws got stuck in one!
[14:23] Narrator
    Lute-playing priest.
[14:27] Saku
    I knew it...
[14:30] Saku
    Yeah. Well, Yukichi is Yukichi.
[14:35] Saku
    You don't need to force
    yourself to act like a regular cat.
[14:41] Saku
    What are you doing now?
[14:43] Saku
    Oh! Could this be the skill
[14:45] Saku
    where a cat walks through a bunch of items
    without knocking any over?!
[14:47] Narration
    Weave...
[14:49] Saku
    What? Can you really do it?!
[14:52] Saku
    But your legs are bigger
    than a regular cat's!
[14:56] Saku
    Okay! Then, give it a try!
SIGN    Plum Pulp
SIGN    Japanese Mustard
SIGN    Tap Tap
    Shf Ta-Tap Ta-Tap
SIGN    Tap Tap
[15:06] Saku
    Yeah. That's amazing...
[15:08] Saku
    It's amazing, but it doesn't
    look cat-like at all!
[15:12] Saku
    Wait, what is that?
[15:14] Saku
    What even is a regular cat? What's normal?!
[15:16] Saku
    I don't know anymore.
SIGN    Cat Labyrinth
[15:18] Saku
    Could it be that regular cats
    are actually imaginary creatures?!
[15:23] Saku
    I'm pretty sure I'm going to fail in seconds
    if the chief asks me about cats again.
[15:28] Saku
    There's no point in looking
    at all these Ista reels.
[15:32] Saku
    Look at...
[15:39] Saku
    Huh?! Are you puffing out your cheeks?!
[15:42] Saku
    Do cats have cheeks that work like that?
[15:43] Saku
    Stop!
[15:44] Saku
    I'm getting more and
    more confused about cats!
[15:50] Saku
    Oh, but there's one thing I completely
    agree with other cat owners about!
[15:55] Saku
    No matter how cute other cats are, I always
    end up thinking my cat is the cutest.
[16:05] Saku
    Well, that's the only one though...
[16:14] Saku
    Yay!
[16:15] Saku
    If only I could talk about
    the delicious food my cat makes for me!
[16:19] Saku
    I'd be able to go on and on!
[16:26] Saku
    Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot!
[16:28] Saku
    I need to leave in three minutes!
[16:30] Saku
    Sorry, Yukichi!
[16:31] Saku
    I'm just going to take the coffee...
[16:44] Saku
    Y-Yukichi! I'm sorry!
[16:46] Saku; Internal
    He's gonna cluck his tongue again!
[16:48] Saku
    Huh?
[16:52] Saku
    He broke?!
[16:53] Saku
    Sorry!
[16:54] Saku
    I'm sorry for being so airheaded!
[16:56] Saku
    I deeply regret my actions! P-Please!
[17:01] Saku
    Please stay calm!
[17:03] Saku
    He's gone mad!
[17:05] Saku
    Wh-What are you doing?!
[17:07] Saku
    Wait, does wallpaper
    normally come off so easily?
[17:10] Saku
    Huh?
[17:11] Saku
    The wallpaper is still there!
[17:13] Saku
    There are two layers?!
[17:16] Saku
    Did you know that something
    like this would happen one day?
SIGN    Removable Wallpaper
     Rental Friendly
[17:22] Saku
    You're a genius!
[17:23] Saku
    The very picture of the perfect renter!
[17:24] Saku
    The guardian deity of security deposits!
[17:27] Saku
    And I know that this is
    the worst timing ever!
[17:30] Saku
    But I'm really gonna be late!
[17:31] Saku
    I need to go! I'm so sorry!
[17:33] Saku
    I'm heading out!
[17:45] Narration
    Apply pressure.
[17:49] Narration
    Apply pressure again.
[17:53] Narration
    And repeat.
[17:55] Narration
    Cut away.
[17:59] Narration
    Reapplication complete.
[18:32] Narration
    Perfect.
[18:34] Train Announcer
    We appreciate everyone's cooperation.
[18:38] Saku
    I'm home, Yukichi!
[18:39] Saku
    Sorry about what happened this morning!
[18:41] Saku
    I brought a lot of cans of cat food
    home as an apology...
[18:45] Saku
    Completely renovated?!
[18:48] Saku
    Wh-Where'd this cabinet come from?!
[18:51] Saku
    This door is made from wooden slats!
[18:53] Saku
    The shelf that used to be here...
[18:55] Saku
    You made it into something else?!
[18:57] Saku
    Are you some kind of artisan?!
[19:01] Saku
    He looks intoxicated!
[19:03] Saku
    He's intoxicated with his own capabilities!
[19:05] Saku
    Well, he really is talented after all.
[19:11] Saku
    This is so nice!
[19:13] Saku
    I feel like I'm in heaven compared
    to the hell of this morning.
[19:16] Saku
    This doesn't even feel
    like my place anymore.
[19:27] Saku
    Oh! Yeah, another serving!
[19:31] Saku
    Thanks...
[19:33] Saku; Internal
    I feel like the place gets nicer
    every time I make a mess.
[19:38] Saku; Internal
    But I better keep that thought
    to myself for my own safety.
[19:54] Yukichi
    A turbulent room creates a turbulent heart.
[19:58] Yukichi
    And so, as a masterful cat,
[20:02] Yukichi
    daily cleaning is a must.
[20:04] Yukichi
    Diligent decluttering is also key.
[20:08] Yukichi
    However...
[20:08] Yukichi
    Even so!
[20:10] Yukichi
    If you clean and declutter to the extreme...
[20:13] Yukichi
    Only a utilitarian room
    like a prison cell will remain.
[20:18] Yukichi
    Only a mediocre cat would do such a thing!
[20:21] Yukichi
    A home is a place one returns to
    for rest and recovery.
[20:26] Saku
    Home!
[20:28] Yukichi
    While filth is unacceptable,
[20:30] Yukichi
    a place too minimalist will not soothe the soul.
[20:33] Yukichi
    Especially for my worthless human,
    whose mind is made of tofu.
[20:34] Saku
    Tofu brain...
[20:40] Saku
    I don't wanna go to work...
[20:42] Yukichi
    Healing is a crucial factor
    for her in a home.
[20:46] Yukichi
    Without passing the threshold of chaos,
[20:48] Yukichi
    a fine balance must be maintained.
[20:51] Yukichi
    The lighting and interior design
    must also be carefully considered.
[20:58] Yukichi
    All carefully considered, but...
[21:02] Yukichi
    Instead of breeding diligence,
[21:04] Yukichi
    she seems to be accelerating
    down the path of indolence.
[21:10] Yukichi
    Why is this the result?
[21:14] Saku
    I don't think I can ever leave here again.
[21:21] Saku
    I should take the day off...
[21:25] Yukichi
    It seems her environment
    still requires improvement.
[21:30] Yukichi
    I'll go out and take a look at some
    aromatherapy oils to try today.
SIGN    ° Aromatherapy oils are dangerous for normal cats.
    Please be careful.
[21:33] ---
    I can't breathe...
SIGN    Next Episode
[23:07] Yukichi
    I am a masterful cat.
[23:10] Yukichi
    A masterful cat knows.
[23:13] Yukichi
    Boosting the parasympathetic nervous
    system makes rest more efficient.
[23:19] Yukichi
    It slows your body down
    and puts it into recovery mode.
[23:23] Yukichi
    Stretching before bedtime and soaking
    in a lukewarm bath are effective.
[23:27] Yukichi
    Conversely, accumulating stress
    is counterproductive.
[23:31] Yukichi
    Next episode: "A Masterful
    Cat Has a Lot of Worries."
SIGN    Can
SIGN    A Masterful Cat Has a Lot of Worries
[23:35] Yukichi
    How stressful.

Season 1

E8 - A Masterful Cat Has a Lot of Worries

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[00:08] Narration
    Out shopping for dinner.
SIGN    Please take me home
SIGN    The Masterful Cat
    Is Depressed Again Today
SIGN    Can
SIGN    A Masterful Cat Has a Lot of Worries
SIGN    A Masterful Cat Has a Lot of Worries
SIGN    Can
[02:38] Yume
    Yuki-chan! What are you doing here?!
[02:44] Yume
    Oh, me?
[02:46] Yume
    I was, um... What was it again?
[02:49] Yume
    Oh! That's right!
[02:51] Yume
    I was looking for a new home!
[02:55] Yume
    For this kitten!
[03:02] Yume
    It was in this box.
[03:03] Yume
    I want to keep it, but pets
    aren't allowed at home.
[03:08] Yume
    Grandma can't keep it because
    Grandma's eyes aren't good.
[03:14] Yume
    That's why I'm gonna stay with it
    until someone takes it home.
[03:23] Yume
    No! I'm not going home!
[03:25] Yume
    It's not cold!
[03:26] Yume
    Not going home! Not going home!
[03:27] Yume
    I won't go home no matter what!
SIGN    Snug
[03:57] Yume
    Yume's gonna live here from now on!
[04:05] Yume
    What's wrong with the kitty?
[04:08] Yume
    Oh! Is it hungry?
[04:10] Yume
    Yuki-chan, can you give it milk?!
[04:13] Narration
    I am a male cat.
[04:16] Rio
    That will be 2,318 yen.
[04:19] Rio
    Huh?!
[04:21] Rio; Internal
    Did he have a kid?
SIGN    Feeding Bottle
SIGN    Kitten Milk
[04:24] Yume
    Wow! It's drinking it!
[04:26] Yume
    It's so cute!
[04:28] Yume
    I...
[04:29] Yume
    I really wanna keep it...
[04:32] Yume
    Then I could feed it milk every
    day and sleep in the same bed.
[04:37] Yume
    I would play with it every day and
    once it got as big as Yuki-chan...
[04:42] Yume
    We could go see UMYU-Sea together!
[04:52] Yume
    It's raining.
[04:53] Yume
    The kitty'll get wet!
[04:54] Yume
    Get in my coat!
[05:00] Yume
    Wh-Where are we going?!
[05:09] Mei
    My, my, my, my!
[05:11] Mei
    How cute.
[05:13] Mei
    "Please take me home," it says.
[05:16] Mei
    Are you looking for someone
    to take this kitten home?
[05:18] Yume
    Will you take it in, Granny?
[05:21] Mei
    Well, we're allowed to keep one pet here,
[05:27] Mei
    but my age has gotten the better of me.
[05:32] Mei
    Let me ask one of my friends.
SIGN    Swift
[05:40] Mei
    Oh, Shokichi-san's married grandchild
    has been wanting to raise a cat.
[05:47] Mei
    I can take care of it until
    they come to pick it up.
[05:51] Yume
    Bye-bye, kitty.
[05:53] Yume
    Stay healthy!
[06:08] Yume
    Hey, Yuki-chan.
[06:11] Yume
    Do you think the kitty will forget about me?
[06:30] (Flashback) Yume
    Wow! It's drinking it!
[06:32] (Flashback) Yume
    It's so cute!
[06:33] (Flashback) Yume
    I...
[06:35] (Flashback) Yume
    I really wanna keep it...
[06:37] (Flashback) Mei
    I can take care of it until
    they come to pick it up.
[06:40] (Flashback) Yume
    Bye-bye, kitty.
[06:42] (Flashback) Yume
    Stay healthy!
[07:03] Yume's Mom
    Yume!
[07:06] Yume's Mom
    I finally found you!
[07:08] Yume's Mom
    Where did you run off to?!
[07:09] Yume
    Oh, Mom!
[07:10] Yume's Mom
    You can't run off without
    saying where you're going!
[07:14] Yume's Mom
    Oh? What happened to the kitten?
[07:17] Yume
    Yuki-chan's friend's friend...
[07:21] Narration
    Giant cat kidnaps little girl.
SIGN    The little girl was found due to her
    crying and loud resistance.
    The culprit has been arrested.
    During the investigation,
    the culprit claimed, "I really
    wasn't planning on eating her."
[07:23] Yume's Mom
    I'm sorry for causing you trouble, Yuki-san.
[07:27] Yume's Mom
    Thank you for finding a home for the kitten.
[07:30] Yume
    Thanks, Yuki-chan!
[07:32] Yume
    Let's live together in the park again!
SIGN    The granny next door
    who is tempted to raise it
     after thinking,
     "Maybe it'll grow just as
    big as Yukichi?"
SIGN    Stare...
SIGN    Pervert assaulting girls sighted
    in the neighborhood!!
     Please report any suspicious sightings!!
     Culprit's Description:
     • Male 30 to 50 years old
     • 160 to 170 cm tall
     • Black sweats
     • Gray sneakers
     • He only targets women with black hair.
     Seen wearing a dark-colored baseball cap
    
     TEL XXX-XXX-XXXX
    Kuroyoshi Police
[07:55] Mei
    Goodness, a pervert in the area?
[07:59] Mei
    This is the first time I've seen a flier
    like this in our neighborhood! How scary.
[08:04] Mei
    Isn't Saku-chan coming home late today, too?
[08:07] Mei
    I hope she'll be all right.
[08:10] Mei
    It's not like you can wait
    for her at the station.
[08:14] Mei
    I hope they catch the culprit soon.
[08:23] Train Announcer
    A train at full capacity is arriving.
[08:27] Rio
    Welcome.
[08:30] Rio; Internal
    This guy's been coming a lot lately.
SIGN    Security Buzzer
SIGN    Very Loud
SIGN    with Flashlight
[08:35] Rio; Internal
    A security buzzer and pepper spray?
[08:38] Rio; Internal
    Oh, yeah. There's been talk about a pervert
    walking around assaulting women.
[08:43] Rio; Internal
    The manager mentioned it
    during the morning meeting.
[08:47] Rio
    Thank you very much.
[08:50] Rio; Internal
    Huh? Is the person inside
    the cat suit actually a woman?!
[08:54] Rio; Internal
    I thought it was some old man.
SIGN    Pervert assaulting girls sighted
    in the neighborhood!!
     Please report any suspicious sightings!!
     Culprit's Description:
     • Male 30 to 50 years old
     • 160 to 170 cm tall
     • Black sweats
     • Gray sneakers
     • He only targets women with black hair.
     Seen wearing a dark-colored baseball cap
    
     TEL XXX-XXX-XXXX
    Kuroyoshi Police
[09:41] Rio
    Hey! What are you doing?!
[09:43] Ex-Boyfriend
    Hey, come on! Listen to me!
[09:52] Rio
    S-Someone! Help!
[09:54] Ex-Boyfriend
    There's no need to scream, Rio!
[09:57] Ex-Boyfriend
    We should talk a little more
    before breaking up!
[09:59] Ex-Boyfriend
    A bear?!
[10:01] Rio
    C-Cat-san?!
[10:03] Ex-Boyfriend
    Are you stupid?!
[10:04] Ex-Boyfriend
    There's no way a cat would be that big!
[10:07] Rio
    Don't call me stupid!
[10:10] Rio
    That's what I hate about you!
[10:12] Ex-Boyfriend
    Shut up!
[10:13] Ex-Boyfriend
    Just come over here, stupid!
[10:17] Ex-Boyfriend
    What the hell is wrong with you?!
[10:19] Ex-Boyfriend
    Are you freaking kidding me?!
[10:20] Ex-Boyfriend
    You stupid bear!
[10:50] Rio
    Hey! What are you doing?!
[10:54] Rio
    S-Someone! Help!
[10:56] Ex-Boyfriend
    There's no need to scream, Rio!
[11:00] Ex-Boyfriend
    What the hell is wrong with you?!
[11:01] Ex-Boyfriend
    Are you freaking kidding me?!
[11:03] Ex-Boyfriend
    You stupid bear!
[11:14] Ex-Boyfriend
    Ouch...
[11:15] Ex-Boyfriend
    What the hell are you doing?!
[11:17] Ex-Boyfriend
    I'm gonna kill you!
[11:18] Saku
    Perfect. You've been recorded.
[11:21] Saku
    What are you going to do?
[11:22] Saku
    Will you promise to go home and never
    come around this neighborhood again?
[11:28] Saku
    Or will you be paying a visit
    to the police station with me?
[11:36] Ex-Boyfriend
    L-Like hell I'd ever come here again!
[11:53] Saku
    Thank goodness he was a weakling!
[11:56] Saku
    That surprised me!
[11:58] Saku
    I followed the commotion
    and found you here, Yukichi!
[12:02] Saku
    Oh, are either of you hurt?
[12:04] Saku
    Was it all right to let him go?
     Should we chase after him?
[12:08] Rio
    Oh, um, thank you very much.
[12:12] Rio
    He was really persistent...
[12:14] Saku
    Oh, haven't I seen you somewhere before?
[12:16] Rio
    Yes! My name is Rio. I work
    as a cashier at the supermarket.
[12:20] Rio
    You're very strong! Who are you?!
[12:24] Saku
    No, no. I've really lost my touch.
SIGN    Currently frozen...
[12:28] Saku
    Oh, do the two of you know each other?
SIGN    Currently
    frozen...
SIGN    ...in a cat-like state.
[12:32] Rio
    Yes! He's a regular at our supermarket...
SIGN    Currently
    frozen...
SIGN    ...in a cat-like state.
[12:38] Saku
    A police car! It's the police!
[12:40] Saku
    Let's run, Yukichi!
[12:41] Saku
    I mean! Let's go home!
[12:42] Rio
    U-Um!
[12:43] Saku
    Which way is your house, Rio-san?!
SIGN    Currently frozen...
    ...in a cat-like state.
[12:48] Rio
    I'll stay behind and explain to
    the officers that it was just a lovers' spat.
SIGN    Continuing to gather himself...
[12:54] Rio
    It'll be troublesome for your
    cat to be here, so please go!
[12:57] Saku
    R-Right. Thanks.
[13:00] Saku
    We'll be off, then!
[13:02] Saku
    Let's go, Yukichi.
[13:12] Saku
    Hurry!
[13:15] Saku
    Why don't you run on all fours?!
[13:19] Rio; Internal
    I missed my chance.
[13:20] Rio; Internal
    I wanted to ask her for her name...
[13:23] TV
    We have news on the serial assaulter
[13:25] Saku
    I'm definitely gonna be sore tomorrow.
[13:25] TV
    that has been threatening Kuroyoshi
    city in K prefecture since last week.
[13:28] TV
    A male suspect in his fifties
    has just been arrested.
SIGN    Useless Cat
[13:29] Saku
    We're in the Kuroyoshi area!
[13:31] Saku
    Huh? Could it be that you were
    coming to get me because of this?
[13:32] TV
    The victims were all women who had
    no prior association with the culprit.
[13:36] Saku
    And why are you sulking
    in the corner like that?
[13:41] Saku
    Jeez, that's so unlike you!
[13:43] Saku
    Everything's fine now! Thanks!
[13:45] Saku
    But I'm so hungry after all that exercise!
[13:51] Saku
    He recovers so fast!
[13:53] Saku
    What's for dinner today?
[14:01] Narration
    A few days later.
[14:09] Rio
    Manager, I found out the name of that cat.
[14:13] Manager
    What?!
[14:15] Manager
    C-Can you tell me?
[14:17] Rio
    Of course not.
[14:20] Manager
    Aren't you being way too cold?!
[14:21] Rio
    It's private information.
[14:23] Manager
    You're really gonna make me cry soon!
[14:31] Yukichi
    I am a cat.
[14:44] Yukichi
    However, I am no ordinary cat!
[15:01] Yukichi
    On that unseasonably snowy night...
[15:19] Saku; flashback
    If you have nowhere to go,
    how about coming with me?
[15:23] Yukichi
    There was a peculiar human that spoke to me.
[15:29] Yukichi
    I was a stray cat covered in filth.
[15:33] Yukichi
    One who knew he would soon expire...
[16:05] Saku
    Your name... Let's see.
[16:10] Saku
    How about Yukichi?
[16:13] Yukichi
    The odd name she gave me on a whim
    strangely felt just right...
[16:21] Yukichi
    That was the moment I knew
    I would become a house cat.
[16:40] Yukichi
    However, that was also
    a misunderstanding on my part.
[16:42] Saku
    Okay! This is your new home from now on!
[16:45] Yukichi
    She took me to a garbage collection center.
[16:49] Yukichi
    This human lives in a trash dump?
[16:53] Yukichi
    Well, it's warmer than outside
    and seems pretty safe.
[16:58] Saku
    Aren't you hungry?
[17:01] Saku
    Since you're a kitten, can you drink milk?
[17:07] Saku
    Oops! This milk expired three months ago!
[17:11] Saku
    It's become a weird yellow
    substance. Is it cheese?!
[17:15] Yukichi
    Dangerous! This human is dangerous!
[17:19] Saku
    Is there anything else to eat?
[17:22] Saku
    When did I put dried squid in the freezer?
[17:25] Saku
    Oh, it's mackerel!
    I'll pretend I didn't see that...
[17:28] Yukichi
    I must escape!
[17:30] Saku
    Oh, Yukichi! Don't go that way!
[17:35] Saku
    Watch out!
[17:42] Saku
    Are you okay, Yukichi?!
[17:47] Saku
    Thank goodness. Are you hurt anywhere?
[17:50] Saku
    Ouch...
[17:51] Yukichi
    Th-This human protected me
    with her own body?!
[17:56] Saku
    Sorry, I've been so busy lately...
[18:00] Saku
    The place is a little messy right now.
[18:04] Narration
    The root of all evil.
[18:06] Saku
    I'll go buy some cat food
    at the convenience store!
[18:11] Yukichi
    It's snowing so hard outside.
[18:13] Yukichi
    She looks so tired...
[18:15] Saku
    Whoa! So cold!
[18:16] Yukichi
    A stray cat knows.
[18:19] Yukichi
    That is the face of a human in dire straits.
[18:23] Yukichi
    She shouldn't have the energy
    to be kind to others...
[18:41] Yukichi
    How could I have allowed
    myself to fall asleep?!
SIGN    Yukichi's House
[19:00] Yukichi
    Why does a freeloader like me have
    more of a bed than the homeowner?
[19:06] Yukichi
    Wait, why does she have
    a pillow and blanket there?
[19:09] Yukichi
    Is this how she normally sleeps?!
[19:20] Yukichi
    She should have just turned
    her back on a stray like me.
[19:25] Yukichi
    Now, how should I pay her back
    for one night of room and board?
[19:33] Station Announcer
    Thank you for boarding this train.
    Please wait for the next train.
[19:42] Saku
    I'm late!
[19:43] Saku
    I fell asleep in my suit!
SIGN    Yukichi's House
[19:46] Saku
    Oh! Good morning, Yukichi!
[19:47] Saku
    Sorry, I have to get to work!
[19:49] Saku
    Deodorize! Deodorize!
[19:50] Saku
    I have to shower, too!
[19:56] Saku
    No way! A c-c-c-c-cockroach in the b-bathroom!
[20:02] Yukichi
    I'm sure it's an ideal environment
    for them in the winter.
[20:07] Saku
    What should I do?! I'm going to be late!
[20:09] Saku
    Where'd I keep the bug spray?!
[20:12] Saku
    Bug spray! Bug spray!
[20:23] Narration
    Disposal complete.
[20:25] Saku
    A god!
[20:27] Yukichi
    I am a cat.
[20:29] Saku
    Shower!
[20:30] Saku
    Th-Thanks, Yukichi!
[20:33] Yukichi
    I see. This human is afraid of bugs.
[20:37] (Flashback) Saku
    Are you hurt anywhere?
[20:38] (Flashback) Saku
    Ouch...
[20:41] (Flashback) Saku
    Sorry, I've been so busy lately...
[20:44] (Flashback) Saku
    The place is a little messy right now.
[20:56] Saku
    I'm heading out, Yukichi!
[20:58] Saku
    I'll buy all sorts of cat
    supplies on my way back!
[21:00] Yukichi
    Yes, go.
[21:07] Yukichi
    Now that I've eaten and slept,
    I have plenty of energy.
[21:16] Yukichi
    Before you return home...
[21:21] Yukichi
    I will also do a bit of work myself.
SIGN    Churu
SIGN    Churu
SIGN    Tonki
[21:32] Saku
    Will you eat this?
[21:33] Narration
    That night, Yukichi discovered Churu.
SIGN    Next Episode
[23:07] Yukichi
    A masterful cat knows.
[23:09] Yukichi
    The foxtail grass that cats enjoy
    is also known as Setaria viridis.
[23:14] Yukichi
    Dogs are the origin of their Japanese name.
[23:16] Yukichi
    Dogs?
[23:18] Yukichi
    Next episode: "A Masterful Cat Is Popular."
SIGN    Can
SIGN    A Masterful Cat Is Popular
[23:20] Yukichi
    Dogs?

Season 1

E9 - A Masterful Cat Is Popular

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[00:11] Phone
    No one is available to answer your call.
[00:14] Phone
    Please leave a message after the beep.
[00:17] Saku
    Hello, Yukichi?
[00:20] Saku
    Sorry, I don't need dinner tonight.
[00:23] Saku
    Actually, tonight...
SIGN    Maru: Kyushu Cuisine
[00:27] Employees
    Cheers!
[00:31] Narita
    I feel a little bad about this.
[00:33] Narita
    I can't believe so many people were
    able to gather on such short notice!
[00:37] Orizuka
    It just shows how popular
    you are, Director Narita.
[00:41] Narita
    You're always such a smooth talker, Orizuka!
[00:46] Narita
    Let's go all-out tonight!
[00:51] Employee 1
    Please stay awake, Director!
[00:54] Orizuka
    Get home safe, everyone.
[00:58] Employee
    We'll be heading home first!
[00:58] Orizuka
    Let's go.
[01:04] Yuri
    Looks like we'll make the last train.
[01:06] Oshiro
    I was worried when we were
    all told to gather up...
[01:11] Saku
    I'll be heading home, too.
    Good work everyone.
[01:15] Employees
    Good work today!
[01:18] Employee 2
    Fukuzawa-san drank hard as ever tonight.
[01:22] Oshiro
    We didn't have to drink as much since she
    and Chief Orizuka took the hits for us.
[01:28] Yuri
    She drank so much, but she
    doesn't look drunk at all!
[01:32] Employee 3
    She's amazing.
[01:57] Saku
    I'm home, Yukki-chan!
[02:02] Saku
    I wanted to see you!
SIGN    The Masterful Cat
    Is Depressed Again Today
SIGN    Can
SIGN    A Masterful Cat Is Popular
SIGN    A Masterful Cat Is Popular
SIGN    Can
[03:43] Saku
    I'm so sorry I couldn't eat dinner tonight.
[03:50] Saku
    The managing director
    suddenly wanted to drink...
[03:52] Saku
    Don't throw any of it away.
    I'll eat it tomorrow.
[03:59] Saku
    What is this gentle aroma?
[04:08] Saku
    Clam miso soup!
[04:14] Saku
    I can feel my liver coming back to life.
SIGN    Makeup Removal Sheets
[04:17] Saku
    And...
[04:18] Narration
    Cleansing.
[04:19] Saku
    Our managing director is a bottomless
     pit when it comes to alcohol!
[04:22] Saku
    He won't go down no matter how
    many glasses we make him drink!
[04:25] Saku
    Doesn't he know his employees
    have an early morning meeting?
[04:28] Narration
    Shower.
[04:30] Narration
    Waterproofed and in
    stand-by mode in case of falls.
[04:35] Narration
    Dryer.
[04:37] Narration
    Ramune candy.
[04:40] Narration
    Taking in glucose via ramune candy.
SIGN    Taking in glucose
    with ramune candy
     (to prevent hangovers)
SIGN    Rooibos
SIGN    Tea Bags
SIGN    Hot rooibos tea
    (countermeasure for swelling)
[04:42] Narration
    Hot rooibos tea.
[04:49] Saku
    It smells so nice.
[04:53] Narration
    Full body massage.
[05:08] Narration
    Face pack.
[05:12] Narration
    Five minutes.
[05:16] Narration
    Leather deodorizing spray.
[05:24] Narration
    Steam iron.
[05:27] Narration
    Sports drink.
[05:30] Narration
    Hot eye mask.
[05:34] Narration
    Finished.
[05:47] Saku
    Morning, Yukichi.
[05:50] Saku
    Sorry, but I don't feel like
    eating breakfast today.
[05:54] Saku
    I feel sick to my stomach...
[05:57] Saku
    Wait! What's that smell?!
[05:59] Saku
    Thanks for the meal!
SIGN    Clam ochazuke
     (with pickles)
[06:01] Narration
    Clam ochazuke.
[06:05] Saku
    I can feel myself absorbing the clams,
    green onions, and ginger.
[06:09] Saku
    They're the three sacred treasures
     of everyone who loves alcohol.
[06:29] Saku
    Good morning, Yuri-chan.
[06:31] Yuri
    G-Good morning...
[06:34] Saku
    Why are you looking at me like
    I'm some sort of monster?
[06:37] Saku
    I went ahead and set up the meeting room.
[06:39] Yuri
    She must have been born with
    a different liver than other people.
[06:43] Yuri
    Her ability to hold her
     liquor is too ridiculous.
[06:47] Saku
    Oh, are you feeling hungover?
[06:51] Saku
    Have some ramune candy!
[06:52] Yuri
    Oh, thanks...
[06:54] Yuri
    I'll treasure it as a family heirloom.
[06:56] Saku
    Don't say things like that.
    Get a hold of yourself!
[06:59] Yuri
    How can you come to work so refreshed
    after drinking that much last night?!
[07:04] Yuri
    Not only are you not hungover, but I also
    don't see any swelling or patchy skin!
[07:08] Saku
    She's eating it after all.
[07:11] Yuri
    I want to put a camera in your apartment, Senpai.
[07:15] Saku
    Don't!
[07:17] Yuri
    Your cat...
[07:18] Yuri
    There's not a single cat hair on you, either!
[07:20] Yuri
    How does anyone manage
    to stay free of cat hair?!
[07:24] Saku
    Oh! That?! Um, it's because my cat's
    favorite hobby is using lint rollers.
[07:31] Saku
    D-Don't be mistaken!
[07:32] Saku
    I'm not saying he can
     actually use a lint roller!
[07:36] Yuri
    Oh, there are cats like that sometimes.
[07:39] Saku
    Are there? Really?!
[07:41] Yuri
    Yes.
[07:42] Saku
    Really?
[07:47] Saku
    Stare...
SIGN    Roll
[07:52] Saku
    I see, some cats are like that.
SIGN    Stare...
[07:56] Narration
    Fur and smell.
[08:08] Saku
    I'm home, Yukichi!
[08:12] Saku
    We're having beef stroganoff
    today, aren't we?
[08:15] Saku
    It smelled so good outside!
[08:22] Saku
    What's this wonderful fragrance?!
SIGN    Toasty
[08:24] Saku
    You must have done the laundry, sunbathed,
    and baked bread with the bread machine!
SIGN    Toasty
SIGN    Toasty
SIGN    Toasty
SIGN    Toasty
SIGN    Beep
SIGN    Toasty
SIGN    Toasty
[08:29] Saku
    Where's the bread?!
SIGN    Toasty
[08:32] Saku
    So delicious!
[08:34] Saku
    I've reached the point where I can tell what
    you've done all day by sniffing your fur!
[08:40] Saku
    You changed softeners, too.
    I bet this changes your opinion of me, huh?
SIGN    Eyes that see
     a pervert
[08:47] Train Announcer
    Thank you very much.
[09:05] Mei
    Good morning, Yukichi-chan.
[09:07] Mei
    Here's the neighborhood circular.
[09:11] Mei
    Did you get a little bigger again?
[09:17] Mei
    Oh, that's right. It seems we
    don't have enough volunteers lately.
[09:21] Mei
    I'm a part of the volunteer group myself.
    You should come join us, Yukichi-chan.
SIGN    Recruiting! Volunteers needed
    to clean the park!
    
     ◯ Month △ Day 8:30
     Kuroyoshi Park
[09:41] Man 1
    You're the new cleaning volunteer?
[09:44] Man 1
    We'd even borrow a
    cat's paw at this point...
[09:48] Man 1
    An actual cat!
[09:51] Man 1
    I-I didn't know that cats
    got this big nowadays!
[09:56] Man 2
    Hey, now. Do we have
    gloves that'll work on him?
[10:00] Man 2
    Oh! You brought your own! That's great!
[10:03] Mei
    Yukichi-chan, you came!
[10:08] Man 1
    You know him, Mei-san?
[10:10] Mei
    This is Yukichi-chan.
[10:11] Mei
    He's a very dexterous cat
    so he'll be a great help!
[10:15] Mei
    He's super strong!
[10:19] Man 2
    With those hands of his?!
[10:21] Man 2
    I mean, we said we'd even
    borrow a cat's paw, but...
[10:24] Man 2
    Whoa! Wait a sec there!
[10:29] Man 2
    H-H-Hold on there!
[10:31] Man 2
    Sorry for doubting you.
[10:33] Man 2
    What're you planning to
    do with those shears?!
[10:37] Man 2
    Huh?!
[10:37] Man 2
    Hey, now! There he goes again!
[10:43] Man 2
    Again?!
[10:50] Yukichi(?)
    Cats!
[10:52] Man 1
    Isn't that above and beyond dexterous?
[10:55] Mei
    Just what I'd expect from Yukichi-chan.
[10:57] Man 1
    Well, I still feel like I'm dreaming, but...
[11:02] Man 1
    Since we managed to finish cleaning up
    way ahead of schedule, why don't we...
[11:11] Man 1
    play some rounds of gateball!
[11:15] Man 1
    You're really quick on the uptake!
[11:23] Narration
    On this day, the gateball team
    that went on hiatus
[11:27] Narration
    due to lack of players resumed activity.
[11:33] Saku
    What's that?
[11:35] Saku
    New cleaning equipment?
[11:37] Narration
    They gave him one of their old gateball sticks.
[12:05] Mei
    Oh! Yukichi-chan!
[12:07] Mei
    Did a kitten run your way?
[12:09] Mei
    Oh! Dai-chan! There you are!
[12:12] Mei
    H-Hold on to him!
[12:13] Mei
    He escaped by opening
    a hole in the screen door!
[12:22] Mei
    Thank you, Yukichi-chan!
[12:24] Mei
    Goodness, Dai-chan must've
    really wanted to see you.
[12:29] Mei
    Oh, you don't recognize him?
[12:30] Mei
    He's the kitten that you
    and the little girl picked up.
[12:51] Mei
    I'm taking care of him while his
    family is gone on a family trip.
[12:56] Mei
    Looks like he remembers you.
[13:00] Mei
    Even though he completely forgot me.
[13:04] Mei
    Oh, goodness.
[13:06] Mei
    I need to go out for a bit.
[13:09] Mei
    Sorry, but can you put him
    in his crate for me?
[13:27] Mei
    You'll stay with him, Yukichi-chan?
[13:29] Mei
    Oh, I would really appreciate that!
[13:31] Mei
    Then please watch the house for me.
[13:34] Mei
    His things are in that paper bag.
[13:38] Mei
    I'll leave things to you, Yukichi-chan.
[13:54] Narration
    A cat that feels restless
    when there's nothing to do.
SIGN    Rub
[14:07] Yukichi
    Pang!
SIGN    Pong
SIGN    Shtonk
SIGN    Whew
SIGN    Eeek!
[14:57] Narration
    He was forced to do it over and over again.
[15:13] Mei
    I'm home, Yukichi-chan! Dai-chan!
[15:20] Mei
    I bought some seaweed and bonito flakes!
[15:24] Mei
    Was everything all right?
[15:31] Mei
    Yukichi-chan?
[15:37] Mei
    Oh, my.
[15:41] Mei
    Really! What a masterful cat.
[15:50] Saku
    I'm home!
[15:53] Saku
    I'm hungry, Yukichi!
[15:55] Saku
    So fluffy!
[15:58] Saku; Internal
    He's going to cluck his tongue at me again.
[16:03] Saku
    Huh?! Huh? Huh?!
[16:09] Saku
    Huh? Huh? Huh?!
[16:11] Saku
    What happened, Yukichi?!
    Did you hit your head?
[16:14] Saku
    Your toe beans feel so good!
[16:17] Owner Wife
    Do you think Dai-chan is
    trying to walk on two legs?!
SIGN    Sway
SIGN    Sway
[16:21] Owner Wife
    So cute!
SIGN    Sway
[16:23] Owner Husband
    Maybe he'll start walking
    around on two legs eventually!
SIGN    Wow
SIGN    Charming
SIGN    Sway
SIGN    Wow
SIGN    Sway
SIGN    Wow
SIGN    Wow
SIGN    Sway
SIGN    Wow
[16:25] Owner Husband
    We should make an Ista account for him!
SIGN    Charming
SIGN    Sway
SIGN    Wow
SIGN    Wow
SIGN    Sway
SIGN    Wow
SIGN    Sway
SIGN    Wow
SIGN    Charming
[16:28] Owner Wife
    Yeah! Yeah!
SIGN    Wow
SIGN    Sway
SIGN    Wow
SIGN    Charming
SIGN    Sway
SIGN    Wow
[16:44] Oshiro
    Yuri-chan!
[16:46] Oshiro
    Are you about to eat lunch?
    It's pretty late.
[16:50] Yuri
    Oshiro-san.
[16:51] Oshiro
    Can I eat lunch with you?
[16:52] Yuri
    Of course.
[16:54] Yuri
    I was waiting for Saku-senpai,
    but her meeting is running long...
[16:59] Oshiro
    Fukuzawa again?
[17:03] Oshiro
    A lot of my coworkers have been
    asking if Fukuzawa is single or not.
[17:08] Oshiro
    I've even been asked to
    invite her to our singles meet-ups!
[17:11] Yuri
    You organize meet-ups?
[17:13] Oshiro
    Every once in a while.
[17:15] Yuri
    Please invite me, too!
[17:16] Yuri
    Who's asking? A different unit?!
[17:18] Oshiro
    I get it.
[17:20] Oshiro
    She's beautiful, skilled, gets along well
    with others, and she's even good at cooking.
[17:24] Oshiro
    She can hold her liquor, and she's always
    at the top of her game the next day.
[17:24] Saku
    Thank you very much.
[17:27] Saku
    No, no.
[17:29] Saku
    Yes, this case should be
    considered resolved now.
[17:30] Yuri
    Saku-senpai is really high-spec, isn't she?
[17:34] Oshiro
    But...
[17:37] Oshiro
    She was a completely different person
    when she first transferred here.
[17:42] Yuri
    Details, please.
[17:45] Oshiro
    Fukuzawa joined us three years ago
    in the middle of the year.
[17:49] Oshiro
    She always looked so pale
    and acted nervously,
[17:53] Oshiro
    even when she didn't make any mistakes.
[17:55] Oshiro
    Like, "I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
[17:58] Yuri
    What?
[17:59] Yuri
    I can't even imagine her like that!
[18:03] Oshiro
    I was a little worried about her,
    so I checked in on her every once in a while.
[18:10] Oshiro; Internal
    That's rare.
[18:12] Oshiro
    One day, she started bringing
    homemade rice balls for lunch.
[18:16] Oshiro
    They were pretty ugly rice balls, but...
[18:20] Oshiro
    She looked so happy when she ate them.
[18:26] Oshiro
    After that, she kept growing more and more
    efficient at work, like a different person.
[18:31] Oshiro
    It might've been from gaining confidence,
[18:32] Oshiro
    but she began to sit up straighter
     and got all rosy-cheeked.
[18:36] Oshiro
    I'm thinking that maybe those rice balls
    contained some sort of dangerous drug!
[18:42] Yuri
    Isn't that an extremely baseless suspicion?
[18:45] Oshiro
    Oh, sorry. Did I ruin your image of her?
[18:48] Yuri
    Not at all.
[18:50] Yuri
    It's true that it's
    a little surprising, though.
[18:53] Yuri
    Actually, I got to know Saku-senpai
    while I was job hunting.
[18:59] Oshiro
    Oh, really?
[19:01] Yuri
    Yes.
[19:02] Yuri
    I often saw her on the same train.
[19:05] Yuri
    She was this beautiful woman
    who always dressed well and stood tall.
[19:12] Yuri
    There was even a time I admired her,
[19:16] Yuri
    wanting to become an adult like that
    once I started working in society.
[19:20] Yuri
    But...
[19:21] Oshiro
    But?
[19:22] Yuri
    She was actually always fast asleep!
[19:25] Yuri
    Every morning! Standing!
[19:27] Oshiro
    What?!
[19:28] Yuri
    Plus, even though she stood on the train
    without holding onto anything,
[19:30] Yuri
    she never fell over!
[19:31] Yuri
    Amazing...
[19:33] Oshiro
    Without holding onto anything?!
[19:35] Yuri
    After that, I kept watching her,
    thinking her core must be crazy strong.
[19:39] Oshiro
    How?!
[19:40] Oshiro
    Is it some kind of special training?!
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[19:42] Oshiro
    If you think about it, it's a really
    efficient use of your time.
[19:46] Oshiro
    Huh? Then you just happened to
    meet her at the company by chance?
[19:49] Oshiro
    Wow!
[19:50] Oshiro
    It's gotta be destiny!
    Why don't you two get married?
[19:53] Yuri
    What are the chances
    of that kind of coincidence?
[19:56] Yuri
    I kept seeing her on the train pretty often.
[20:02] Saku
    Please stop. I'll have you come
    with me at the next station.
[20:02] Yuri
    Saku-senpai noticed I was being harassed
    by a pervert and caught him for me!
[20:05] Pervert
    What'd you say, you--
[20:07] Oshiro
    She c-c-caught him?!
[20:10] Oshiro
    What? How?!
[20:11] Yuri
    Yeah, she twisted his arm
    with a practiced motion.
[20:16] Pervert
    Let me go!
[20:16] (Flashback) Saku
    Can you come down with us?
[20:18] (Flashback) Yuri
    Y-Yes!
[20:19] Oshiro
    Maybe she worked in Japan's
    Self-Defense Force before this?!
[20:21] Pervert
    I'm really sorry!
[20:23] Yuri
    I practically forced her name out of her
    and invited her to dinner as a thank you.
[20:30] Yuri
    I immediately applied once
    I found out where she worked.
[20:35] Oshiro
    Looks like you're the type that doesn't
    give up once you set your sights on something!
[20:40] Oshiro
    I see. So that's why you're so close to her.
[20:45] Oshiro
    I didn't know.
[20:48] Oshiro
    Fukuzawa's beautiful, skilled,
    gets along with others,
[20:51] Oshiro
    and she's even strong in a fight.
[20:54] Oshiro
    I don't think I can beat her on any level.
[20:57] Yuri
    She's kind of superhuman.
[20:59] Oshiro
    I feel like there are still things
    about her that we don't know!
[21:03] Yuri
    Like a surprising secret?
[21:06] Yuri
    No way! It'd be crazy if there was even more!
[21:15] Saku
    E-Excuse me.
SIGN    Roll
[21:30] Saku
    You found me out!
[21:31] Saku
    Sorry!
[21:32] Saku
    I'll clean it up later!
    I'll clean up, so give it back!
SIGN    Next Episode
[23:07] Yukichi
    A masterful cat knows.
[23:09] Yukichi
    In order to prevent hangovers,
[23:11] Yukichi
    drink on a full stomach and hydrate.
[23:14] Yukichi
    However, my human always...
[23:16] Yukichi
    Next episode: "A Masterful
    Cat Can Watch the House?"
SIGN    Can
SIGN    A Masterful Cat Can Watch the House?
[23:19] Yukichi
    I'm worried about my human.

Season 1

E10 - A Masterful Cat Can Watch the House?

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[00:00] Employee
    Yes, we emailed you about
    that issue last week...
[00:09] Saku
    Hot springs or Japanese sake?
[00:12] Yuri
    Yes, which one are you
    looking forward to more?
[00:15] Saku
    Huh?
SIGN    Ru○bu
[00:16] Saku
    Why the sudden question?
[00:18] Yuri
    Isn't the trip next week?
    We should get ready for it.
[00:22] Saku
    Huh?
[00:24] Yuri
    No way, Senpai! Did you forget
     the company trip's coming up?!
[00:29] Saku
    Company...
[00:32] Saku; Internal
    I completely forgot!
SIGN    The Masterful Cat
    Is Depressed Again Today
SIGN    Can
SIGN    A Masterful Cat Can Watch the House?
SIGN    Can
SIGN    A Masterful Cat Can Watch the House?
[02:11] Saku
    The company trip?!
[02:13] Saku
    I completely forgot about it!
[02:16] Saku
    Wait, I remember they
    passed out the schedule!
[02:19] Yuri
    Isn't this your first year
    attending, Saku-senpai?
[02:22] Yuri
    Oshiro-san told me.
[02:23] Oshiro
    Blab! Blab! Blab!
[02:25] Saku
    Yeah. That's right.
[02:27] Saku
    We have the company trip every two years,
[02:29] Saku
    and my cat was still a kitten
    during the last one.
[02:32] Narration
    The cat when he was a kitten.
[02:35] Yuri
    I see.
[02:36] Yuri
    But you can go this time, right?
[02:39] Saku
    I was thinking of skipping it again,
    but everyone rushed to stop me.
[02:43] (Flashback) Employees
    You have to go!
[02:45] (Flashback) Employee 1
    I won't be able to survive
    a dinner party without you, Fukuzawa!
[02:48] (Flashback) Employee 2
    Don't abandon us!
[02:51] Saku
    I couldn't refuse.
[02:53] Yuri
    Sounds like they'll need you there
    so they don't get drunk under the table.
[02:57] Yuri
    Well, your cat isn't a kitten anymore.
[02:59] Yuri
    I'm sure he'll be fine for a night!
[03:02] Yuri
    It might be a good idea to prepare
    two kitty litter boxes just in case...
[03:05] Saku
    Well, he'd probably be fine
    even if I was gone for a month.
[03:08] Narration
    The cat who is no longer a kitten.
[03:11] Yuri
    Huh?
[03:12] Saku
    Oh, nothing!
[03:14] Saku
    I haven't been on a trip in years!
[03:17] Saku
    Ooh, Japanese sake jelly!
[03:19] Yuri
    Now that I think about it,
    I've never seen you go on any trips.
[03:23] Saku
    Yeah...
[03:23] Yuri
    It's been a while since I've traveled
    domestically, so I'm looking forward to it!
[03:27] Saku
    I see...
[03:28] Yuri
    Oh, I heard that place is famous!
[03:31] Saku
    Yuri-chan, you like going
    overseas more, right?
[03:33] Saku
    I've never left the country!
[03:36] Yuri
    You don't like traveling?
[03:39] Saku
    No, it's not that.
[03:42] Saku
    It's just, before I realized it...
[03:45] Saku
    Well...
[03:50] Saku
    My class trip in high school
    might've the last trip I went on.
[03:55] Yuri
    L-Let's have fun together, Senpai.
SIGN    The schedule
SIGN    Ru○bu magazine bought
    on the way home
[04:04] Saku
    So...
[04:07] Saku
    I'm going to be gone for two full days.
[04:10] Saku
    Will you be okay staying home alone?
[04:12] Saku
    Should I buy some things for you?
[04:18] Saku
    Well, I guess you can buy
    everything you need yourself.
[04:21] Saku
    Then call my cell
    if you need anything.
[04:25] Saku
    I'll try to come back home as fast as I can.
[04:30] Saku
    You'll ask our neighbor for advice
    if you have any problems?
[04:33] Saku
    Guess that makes sense.
[04:39] Saku
    Th-Then I should leave some
    extra cash behind just in case.
[04:45] Saku
    I forgot! You have an ATM card!
[04:48] Narration
    Complete management of household finances.
[04:51] Saku
    Is there anything I need to buy for the trip?
[04:57] Saku
    Since I'm only staying one night,
    a Boston bag should be enough, right?
[05:03] Saku
    Huh?
[05:03] Saku
    Uh, where did I put my bag?
[05:07] Saku
    Yukichi?
[05:13] Saku
    Oh, you protected it with a cover. Thanks!
[05:18] Saku
    Next are the clothes!
[05:20] Saku
    What should I wear?
[05:24] Saku
    Hey, Yukichi!
[05:26] Saku
    Hmm.
[05:28] Saku
    This'll be enough, right?
[05:30] Saku
    Will it be cold?
[05:35] Saku
    Huh? Did I have a cardigan like this?
[05:38] Saku
    Did you buy this for me to wear out?
[05:41] Saku
    Thanks, Yukichi!
[05:46] Saku; Internal
    I won't have Yukichi for two whole days.
[05:49] Saku; Internal
    Will I be okay?
[05:58] Saku; Internal
    Yukichi seems so calm about me leaving,
[06:01] Saku; Internal
    but I can't even get packed without him.
[06:05] Saku; Internal
    I might be in a lot more
    trouble than I thought.
[06:10] Saku; Internal
    On top of that, if I tell him that spending
    a night without him makes me feel lonely...
[06:13] Saku; Internal
    He'll definitely be exasperated again.
[06:42] Saku
    Yukichi...
[06:45] Narration
    The day of the trip.
[06:48] Saku
    Well, I'm off.
[06:50] Saku; Internal
    I feel depressed. I don't want to go.
[06:54] Saku; Internal
    I won't be able to eat Yukichi's
    food for two whole days.
[06:58] Saku; Internal
    It'll be easier on Yukichi since
    he won't have to cook, though.
[07:05] Saku
    What's this paper for?
[07:08] Saku; Internal
    Could it be a letter?!
[07:12] Saku; Internal
    Maybe Yukichi feels lonely, too?!
SIGN    Souvenir Treasures Moe Mountain Saito Shop
SIGN    Garage Village Nadeshiko Maiden
[07:20] Saku; Internal
    Magazine cut-outs?!
[07:23] Saku
    I was wondering what you wanted to
    give me, but isn't this a souvenir list?!
[07:29] Saku
    How excited are you about this trip?!
[07:31] Saku
    You've even mapped out
    all the areas! So detailed!
[07:35] Saku
    I don't know if I can buy all of this
    since we'll be traveling in a group!
[07:39] Saku
    Don't expect too much!
[07:41] Saku
    I'm going now!
[08:01] Orizuka
    What's wrong with Fukuzawa?
[08:03] Yuri
    Well, she hasn't gone
    on a trip since high school.
[08:07] Orizuka
    What are those cut-outs for?
[08:09] Narration
    She's researching
    all the items on the list.
[08:18] Oshiro
    What's wrong, Fukuzawa? Carsick?
[08:20] Saku
    Oh! No!
[08:22] Saku
    I'm good. Sorry!
[08:23] Oshiro
    Don't get too excited
    and tire out half-way.
[08:27] Saku
    No way. I'm not really that
    excited about the trip.
[08:31] Oshiro
    No need to hide it.
[08:32] Oshiro
    Everyone already knows, you know?
[08:35] Oshiro
    You're so excited about the trip,
[08:38] Oshiro
    that you've been staring at
    magazine cut-outs the whole time.
[08:43] Oshiro
    Huh? No way! Seriously?
[08:44] Oshiro
    Right on the mark, Fukuzawa?!
[08:47] Oshiro
    I was half-joking!
[08:55] Saku; Internal
    The souvenir list Yukichi made for me...
[08:59] Saku; Internal
    It was all things like local cosmetics
    and alcohol.
[09:02] Saku; Internal
    They're all things I like...
[09:06] Saku; Internal
    He must've noticed how reluctant
    I was about going on this trip.
[09:13] Saku
    I'm... I'm such a terrible pet owner!
[09:17] Oshiro
    Did you forget to set up two litter boxes?
[09:20] Bus Guide
    We will arrive at our destination shortly.
[09:23] Bus Guide
    Please do not stand until the bus
    comes to a complete stop.
[09:36] Oshiro
    It's so cold!
[09:39] Saku; Internal
    Yukichi...
[09:41] Saku; Internal
    I wonder if he's having a relaxing break?
SIGN    Toramaru Kitchen
[10:11] Narration
    He ran out of things to do.
[10:25] Narration
    Saku's scent.
SIGN    Roll
SIGN    Roll
SIGN    Beep
[10:53] TV
    The legendary housekeeper Tama-san
    teaches again on
It's Afternoon*!
[10:56] TV
    This is the quick recipe corner*
    for recipes you can even make tonight!
[10:59] TV
    Today's recipe is perfect
    as a snack with an evening drink!
[11:04] TV
    Yes, so...
[11:10] Girl
    Mommy! It's the bear rug again!
[11:14] Mom
    You're right.
[11:17] Narration
    He ran out of things to do.
[11:28] Rio
    Huh?
[11:28] Rio
    Yukichi-san, it's rare to see you
    shopping in the evening.
SIGN    Just finished work.
[11:32] Rio
    Are you buying ingredients for dinner?
[11:37] Rio; Internal
    He seems a bit down.
[11:39] Rio; Internal
    I can even tell through his cat suit.
[11:43] Rio; Internal
    He only bought cat food.
    Is that his dinner?!
[11:49] Rio; Internal
    Maybe that lady isn't home today?
[11:51] Rio; Internal
    No, even so... Why?
[11:55] Clerk 1
    Thank you very much.
[11:57] Rio
    Yukichi-san! Please wait!
[12:00] Rio
    Please take this!
[12:03] Rio
    My manager gave me permission,
    so please take it!
SIGN    Sample Beer
[12:07] Rio
    I hope she comes home soon.
[12:12] Rio
    Oh, but I really don't think
    it's a good idea to eat pet food.
[12:18] Rio
    See you.
[12:33] (Flashback) Rio
    I hope she comes home soon...
[12:35] Rio
    Home soon... Home soon...
[12:38] Saku
    Yukichi! Yukichi!
[12:44] Narration
    Second round of the day.
[12:55] Narration
    The type who vents frustration
    through cleaning.
[13:00] Clerk
    Welcome!
[13:04] Oshiro
    I got sauce on my hands!
[13:08] Saku
    Oh, hold on! I might
    have some tissues on me!
SIGN    Sterilizing 30 sheets
    Alcohol Free Wipes
[13:12] Narration
    Wet wipes she doesn't remember packing.
[13:15] Yuri
    Ouch! I got a blister!
[13:19] Saku
    Whoa, are you all right?!
[13:20] Saku
    I should have brought some band-aids with me.
SIGN    Mikuon
[13:24] Narration
    Band-aids and antiseptic she
    doesn't remember packing.
[13:28] Yuri
    Thank you so much, Senpai!
[13:34] Yuri
    Who're you praying to?
SIGN    Hmm
[13:45] Oshiro
    Fukuzawa is staring really hard at something.
[13:50] Yuri
    What are you looking at?
[13:52] Saku
    I found some local aprons.
SIGN    Sake Brewery Master
[13:55] Yuri
    Wow, you're right!
    They have all sorts of things!
[13:58] Saku
    I'm going to ask them if the apron
    on the mannequin is for sale, too.
[14:03] Saku
    Excuse me!
[14:04] Clerk
    We have them in stock.
[14:06] Clerk
    Would you like me to gift wrap it?
[14:08] Saku
    No, it's for home use.
SIGN    Sake Brewery Master
[14:16] Yuri
    She looks so happy.
[14:18] Oshiro
    I didn't know she was
    the Japanese apron type.
SIGN    Sake Brewery Master
[14:20] Saku
    Sorry for the wait!
[14:27] Oshiro
    Director? Director Narita?
[14:30] Employee 1
    Please give us a hand towel!
[14:32] Oshiro
    He's down?
[14:33] Employee 1
    He's totally down.
[14:35] Oshiro
    All right! The director has retired at 21:17!
[14:40] Employee 1
    Escort him to his room!
[14:42] Employees
    Chief Orizuka! Fukuzawa-san!
    Thank you very much!
[14:42] Orizuka
    Fukuzawa, still want to drink?
[14:45] Saku
    No, that'll be enough for me tonight.
[14:47] Employees
    Wasshoi! Wasshoi!
[14:48] Saku
    I'm going to get some fresh air.
[14:51] Orizuka
    All right.
[15:04] Saku; Internal
    I'm so tired. It was so long.
[15:10] Saku; Internal
    Lunch and dinner were delicious,
    but I want to eat Yukichi's food!
SIGN    Withdrawal
[15:19] Saku; Internal
    I want to drink Yukichi's miso soup!
SIGN    God of
    Finisher Foods
[15:21] Saku; Internal
    I want to eat his ochazuke!
[15:23] Saku; Internal
    I can't believe I can't eat the finishers
    I always eat when I drink!
[15:27] Saku; Internal
    I feel so empty! I feel so wretched!
[15:30] Orizuka
    There you are, Fukuzawa.
[15:32] Saku
    Chief Orizuka! Good work today.
[15:35] Orizuka
    Weren't you thrashing about just now?
[15:38] Saku
    I-I was looking for some coins I dropped!
[15:44] Orizuka
    You were drinking pretty fast today,
    so I came to make sure you didn't feel sick.
[15:51] Saku
    Huh? Was I drinking that fast?
[15:53] Orizuka
    It looked like you were
    trying to drown yourself in it.
[15:55] Saku
    N-No way! I don't drink like that anymore!
[16:00] Orizuka
    I thought you would crash
    before the director.
[16:03] Saku
    I-I'm totally fine!
[16:07] Orizuka
    Come to think of it, how's your cat?
[16:10] Orizuka
    What's wrong?
[16:12] Saku
    It's because you asked me
    about my cat so suddenly!
[16:16] Orizuka
    Did something happen to him? Sorry.
[16:18] Saku
    Nothing happened to him!
[16:20] Saku
    He's taking care of the house while I'm gone!
[16:23] Orizuka
    Is it okay to leave a cat alone overnight?
[16:28] Saku
    My cat definitely has no problem with it.
[16:32] Saku
    I think it's actually easier
    on him if I'm not home.
[16:36] Orizuka
    I'm sure that's not true.
[16:38] Orizuka
    They say that cats attach
    themselves to the home,
[16:41] Orizuka
    but the black cat we used to have...
[16:45] Orizuka
    Fukuzawa?
[16:50] Orizuka
    Really?
[16:53] Orizuka
    This is Fukuzawa Saku's room, right?
[16:55] Yuri
    Ye...
[16:56] Oshiro
    Yes!
[16:57] Yuri
    Huh? Saku-senpai? What happened to her?
[17:01] Orizuka
    As you can see, I had to carry her here
    because she's completely drunk.
[17:06] Oshiro
    Y-Y-You carried her here like that?
[17:09] Orizuka
    What else was I going to do?
[17:11] (Flashback) Orizuka
    Hey! Get a hold of yourself, Fukuzawa!
SIGN    Yukata falling apart
SIGN    Slippers lost
[17:14] Yuri
    Thank you for your hard work...
SIGN    Snore
[17:20] Yuri
    He left her here, but what should we do?
SIGN    Snore
[17:24] Yuri
    She doesn't have alcohol poisoning, does she?
SIGN    Snore
[17:27] Oshiro
    The way she's sleeping and
    the color of her face says otherwise.
[17:31] Oshiro
    Whoa! She woke up!
[17:33] Yuri
    A-Are you all right, Senpai?
[17:37] Oshiro
    She's looking for something?
[17:39] Yuri
    Water?! You should drink some water, Senpai!
[17:43] Saku
    No, my phone.
[17:45] Saku
    Found it.
[17:47] Saku
    I'm going to call my cat at home.
[17:50] Oshiro
    This is bad! Fukuzawa's totally lost it!
[17:52] Oshiro
    Do we need to call for an ambulance?
[17:54] Yuri
    Senpai! Please get a hold of yourself!
[18:01] Narration
    As usual, a cat that
    doesn't turn on the lights.
[18:10] Saku
    Oh, Yukichi?
[18:12] Saku
    It's me! Did you eat dinner properly?
[18:14] Oshiro
    Did Fukuzawa really call her cat?!
[18:17] Yuri
    Senpai is way too drunk.
[18:18] Saku
    I got you souvenirs!
[18:22] Saku
    I want to eat a meal at home.
[18:26] Saku
    I'm lonely without you.
SIGN    Purr
[18:49] Saku
    S-See you later! Good night!
[18:51] Oshiro
    She's already done?
[18:54] Yuri
    Oshiro-san!
[18:56] Oshiro
    She's suddenly rolling around!
[18:58] Yuri
    Are you all right, Saku-senpai?!
[19:01] Saku
    My cat's so cute, it hurts!
[19:03] Oshiro
    It's terminal. So scary!
[19:05] Yuri
    This is a common problem for cat owners!
[19:09] Oshiro
    She fell asleep!
[19:11] Yuri
    Senpai, water!
[19:12] Yuri
    You haven't even brushed your teeth yet!
[19:54] Oshiro
    Well, I experienced something
    really interesting last night.
[19:59] Saku
    I'm sorry.
[20:01] Yuri
    Don't be so mean, Oshiro-san!
[20:04] Yuri
    It's so weird to see Saku-senpai
    get that drunk and have a hangover!
[20:09] Yuri
    I'm sure you weren't feeling well yesterday!
[20:12] Saku
    No. That's not it, actually.
[20:15] Saku
    But sorry for making you worry.
[20:18] Yuri
    Are you sure you don't need
    to go see a doctor?
[20:23] Saku
    Yeah, I'm fine.
[20:24] Saku
    I'll get better once I get home
    and eat something.
[20:27] Oshiro
    There's still half a day left.
[20:44] Saku; Internal
    I'm finally home.
[20:47] Saku; Internal
    I haven't traveled this far
    with a hangover in a long time!
[20:53] Saku; Internal
    I wonder how Yukichi's doing?
[21:00] Saku; Internal
    Maybe he'll be waiting for me at the door?
[21:05] Saku; Internal
    Or maybe he'll sigh,
    exasperated that I'm hungover.
[21:18] Saku
    I'm home, Yukichi!
SIGN    Next Episode
[23:07] Yukichi
    A masterful cat knows.
[23:09] Yukichi
    It is important to do strength
    training while dieting.
[23:12] Yukichi
    Muscle burns more calories,
    making it harder to gain fat.
[23:16] Yukichi
    Next episode: "A Masterful Cat
    Also Cares about Health."
SIGN    Can
SIGN    A Masterful Cat Also Cares about Health
[23:20] Yukichi
    Naturally.

Season 1

E11 - A Masterful Cat Also Cares about Health

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[00:06] Female
    Good morning!
[00:06] Male
    Oh, morning.
[00:13] Yukichi; Internal
    A masterful cat starts his mornings early.
[00:25] Yukichi; Internal
    The reason...
[00:46] Narration
    My owner's daily lunch box,
    the masterful cat special.
[00:47] [SONG] Text
    ° Grilled Salmon
     ° Egg Omelet
     ° Burdock Root and Carrots
     ° Hearty Pork Soup
[00:54] Yukichi; Internal
    My worthless human owner's
    lunch must be made.
[00:59] Yukichi; Internal
    Once again, from the moment I open
    my eyes, I am a masterful cat.
[01:06] Yukichi; Internal
    Compared to me, this...
[01:12] Saku
    I can't go to work today.
SIGN    Gloom
SIGN    Gloom
[01:15] Saku
    My covers won't let me go.
[01:19] Yukichi; Internal
    ...human of mine is worthless!
[01:24] Saku
    Hot!
[01:25] Saku
    Hot! Hot! Hot!
[01:28] Saku
    How can you be so inhuman!
[01:31] Yukichi; Internal
    I am a cat.
[01:34] Yukichi; Internal
    However, I must persevere.
[01:36] Yukichi; Internal
    Everything I do...
SIGN    Cat Dash
[01:40] Yukichi; Internal
    is for the sake of the cat can!
SIGN    Is for the sake...
SIGN    ...of the cat can
    (living expenses)!!
[01:44] Saku
    Yukichi, you're really such a masterful cat!
SIGN    Her eyes are
     wide awake now
[01:47] Saku
    So good!
[01:49] Saku
    This is true happiness!
[01:52] Yukichi
    Of course. Of course. I need you...
[01:55] Yukichi; Internal
    To stay healthy and work hard today...
[01:59] Saku
    I'm so happy that...
[02:01] Saku
    I want to take a day off work!
[02:03] Yukichi; Internal
    What did you say?!
SIGN    Rub Rub
[02:05] Saku
    I want to stay at home all day!
    I want to rub Yukichi's belly!
SIGN    Alarm
SIGN    Twitch
SIGN    Twitch
[02:14] Saku
    It's already time!
[02:16] Yukichi; Internal
    This human...
[02:18] Yukichi; Internal
    Isn't this human...
[02:19] Yukichi; Internal
    finally reaching the point
    of total hopelessness?
[02:24] Yukichi; Internal
    Maybe I should toss this human aside
    and find a new place to live.
[02:30] Saku
    Oh, Yukichi!
[02:32] Saku
    Today's pay day, so we should
    do that when I get home! That!
[02:40] Saku
    C-h-e-e-r-s.
[02:45] (Flashback) Saku
    Cheers!
[02:51] Saku
    I'm off!
[03:01] Yukichi; Internal
    Well, I guess it won't hurt...
[03:04] Yukichi; Internal
    to wait here a bit longer.
[03:09] Train Announcer
    An out-of-service train will be passing by.
[03:28] Yukichi; Internal
    Anger!
SIGN    The Masterful Cat
    Is Depressed Again Today
SIGN    Can
SIGN    A Masterful Cat Also Cares about Health
SIGN    A Masterful Cat Also Cares about Health
SIGN    Can
[05:11] Saku
    As always, the food Yukichi
    cooks is the best!
[05:15] Saku
    Yukichi!
[05:17] Saku
    Is there any more of
    this wasabi potato salad?
[05:21] Saku
    Oh, I'd love some more hot sake, too!
[05:28] Saku
    Thanks!
[05:31] Saku
    My own home is the best!
SIGN    Snap
[05:41] Saku
    Huh? What?
[05:44] Saku
    Didn't I hook the clasp properly?!
[05:47] Saku
    Maybe it's time to buy
    some new work clothes...
[05:52] Saku
    No!
SIGN    Thump
[05:53] Saku
    No! No! No! Hold on! Hold on!
[05:55] Saku
    Not now! Definitely not right now!
[06:08] [SONG] Text
    Depressed...
[06:10] Saku
    Why are you more shocked than me?
[06:14] Saku
    Wait! Hold on! Don't be so hasty!
[06:14] Narration
    Withdrawn!
[06:18] Saku
    Exercise! I'll lose the weight with exercise!
[06:20] Saku
    My sake and snacks!
[06:23] Narration
    Currently adjusting her clasp.
[06:25] Saku
    I'm sure I gained weight from all
    the work outings and our company trip!
SIGN    Right?
[06:31] Saku
    It'll go right back down as long as
    I use the stairs or do some fast walking.
SIGN    Right?
[06:36] Saku
    Right?
[06:37] Saku
    Right? Right? Right?!
[06:39] Saku
    It'll be fine!
[06:41] Saku
    So, please!
[06:43] Saku
    Give it back! If I can't enjoy my
    dinner and evening drink, I—
[06:50] Saku
    What's the point of working
    so hard day after day?
[07:00] Saku
    Starting tomorrow,
    I'll start an exercise regimen!
[07:04] Saku
    Turn off the light.
[07:08] Saku; Internal
    First of all, I'll wake up thirty
    minutes early and walk to the station.
[07:12] Saku; Internal
    Maybe I should wear sneakers.
[07:16] Saku; Internal
    I'll carry some mineral water
    with me and then...
[07:20] Saku; Internal
    How many calories does
    walking thirty minutes burn?!
[07:24] Saku; Internal
    Hm? What are diet shoes?
[07:27] Saku; Internal
    You can burn more calories
    just by wearing them?!
[07:30] Saku; Internal
    How perfect is that! I'll buy a pair!
[07:44] Saku
    I overslept!
[07:46] Saku
    Taxi!
[08:02] Saku; Internal
    I barely made it.
[08:04] Saku; Internal
    Looks like early morning
    exercise isn't for me.
[08:14] Employee 1
    Oh, there she is! Fukuzawa-san!
[08:18] Employee 1
    Thank you so much for helping me prepare
    the documents until the last train!
[08:23] Employee 2
    Thank you for taking
    my work while I was off!
[08:27] Employee 3
    Me, too! Me, too!
[08:29] Employee 1
    These are some popular local
    sweets from my hometown.
[08:33] Employee 2
    This is from my Guam trip!
[08:35] Employee 3
    Oh! Me, too!
SIGN    Huge Pile
[08:41] Saku
    Well, since they're gifts...
[08:44] Saku
    I shouldn't let them go to waste!
[08:48] Narration
    She!
[08:51] Narration
    Got!
[08:53] Narration
    Heavier!
[08:56] Narration
    She got heavier.
[08:56] Saku
    Huh?
[08:58] Saku
    That's so weird. How'd this happen?
[09:03] Saku
    Wait! Hold on! Not that! I'll die!
[09:17] Saku
    Cold! Cold! Cold! Cold!
[09:20] Saku
    I'm really gonna die!
[09:23] Saku
    And when did you learn to ride a bicycle?!
[09:29] Narration
    One month later.
[09:33] Saku
    I've gone down 600 grams!
SIGN    In order to maintain privacy,
     certain parts of the image have been altered.
[09:36] Saku
    It's all thanks to you watching over
    my nightly jogging and muscle training!
[09:40] Saku
    At this rate, I can continue losing weight
    slowly without limiting my food intake.
[09:47] Saku
    I shouldn't take it slow!
SIGN    ° Yukichi
[09:49] Saku
    That's not cute at all!
[09:52] Saku
    I immediately limited my
    alcohol and food intake.
[09:56] Saku
    I returned to my regular weight in one week.
[09:59] Saku
    Yukichi's form went back to normal, too.
SIGN    Rub Rub
[10:03] Saku
    Thank goodness. Thank goodness.
SIGN    He actually liked it a bit
[10:18] Yuri
    So cold.
[10:20] Yuri
    I'm home!
[10:21] Yuri's Mom
    Huh? Yuri?
[10:23] Yuri's Mom
    You should tell me if you're
    planning to come home for a visit!
[10:27] Yuri's Mom
    There's nothing left here for you to eat.
[10:30] Yuri
    I don't need any food.
[10:31] Yuri
    I just came by to hand over your
    souvenirs from my company trip.
[10:34] Yuri's Mom
    Oh, a company trip!
[10:36] Yuri's Mom
    It almost sounds like you're a working adult!
[10:39] Yuri
    I am a working adult.
[10:41] Yuri
    There's a souvenir from the senpai
    I gave the chigura to, too.
[10:45] Yuri's Mom
    Thanks!
[10:48] Rio
    Oh, Yuri-nee. Long time no see!
[10:50] Yuri
    Oh, Rio! You're here, too!
[10:53] Rio
    I'm visiting.
[10:54] Rio
    Seeing you in a suit is new.
SIGN    Cousins
[10:56] Yuri
    Does it look good on me?
[10:58] Rio
    Yeah, you're like a working adult.
[11:00] Yuri
    I am a working adult.
[11:03] Yuri
    It's so warm!
[11:05] Yuri
    Rio, I heard you started living on your own?
[11:08] Rio
    Yeah. When Auntie found out,
    she said I could have the TV in your room.
[11:13] Yuri
    Oh, that thing.
[11:14] Yuri
    Take it, take it.
[11:17] Yuri
    Are your hands still full
    with part-time jobs?
[11:20] Rio
    Yeah.
[11:21] Rio
    To the point that other part-timers
    think of me as a freeter.
[11:25] Yuri
    You work too much!
[11:27] Yuri
    You should spend your
    school days falling in love.
[11:29] Yuri
    You'll barely have any chances
    once you become a working adult.
[11:33] Yuri
    I thirst for love! You should
    share some love stories with me.
[11:37] Rio
    Love stories?!
[11:46] (Flashback) Ex-Boyfriend
    What the hell are you doing?!
[11:48] (Flashback) Ex-Boyfriend
    I'm gonna kill you!
[11:49] (Flashback) Saku
    Perfect, you've been recorded.
[11:53] Rio
    There's someone I'm a little interested in.
[11:56] Yuri
    Seriously?!
[11:57] Yuri
    Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
[11:58] Yuri
    What kinda person?!
[12:00] Rio
    Well, I forgot to ask for a name...
[12:03] Yuri
    A customer where you work?!
[12:05] Rio
    Yeah, the customer happened to pass by
    when I was arguing with my ex-boyfriend
[12:10] Rio
    and saved me.
[12:14] Rio
    Maybe some kind of martial artist?
    A really strong one.
[12:21] Yuri
    What?!
[12:22] Yuri
    That sounds like a fateful encounter!
[12:25] Saku
    Please stop.
SIGN    Please stop
SIGN    Po-wa-wan
[12:27] Yuri; Internal
    It's no use!
SIGN    Ba-dump
[12:28] Yuri; Internal
    I can't help imagining Saku-senpai doing it.
[12:31] Narration
    Spot on.
[12:33] Yuri
    Is this person dating anyone?
[12:36] Rio
    I don't think so, but...
[12:39] Rio
    There's a roommate.
SIGN    Sake Brewery Master
[12:40] Narration
    An unknown cat.
SIGN    Heh...
[12:43] Yuri
    I see.
[12:44] Yuri
    But that's nice!
[12:46] Yuri
    A skilled, strong, and
    kind person sounds so nice.
[12:49] Yuri
    I'm jealous.
[12:51] Rio
    Yuri-nee, are you currently single?
[12:53] Yuri
    I have been for years.
[12:55] Yuri
    I have bad luck with men.
[12:59] Yuri
    I can't find any good ones.
[13:01] Rio
    Yeah.
[13:02] Yuri
    I'm starting to think I should look
    for someone of the same sex.
[13:07] Yuri
    It's so hard to get married.
[13:10] Rio; Internal
    Is it okay to say I was
    thinking the same thing here?
[13:15] Rio; Internal
    No, I'm sure the atmosphere'll
    get weird. I shouldn't...
[13:19] Yuri
    Wait, what's with this weird atmosphere?!
[13:21] Yuri
    Don't shrink away from me!
[13:22] Yuri
    I'm still in the joking phase for now!
[13:25] Rio
    N-No, I wasn't shrinking away from you!
[13:27] Rio
    I w-was just thinking that you
    have a flexible way of thinking!
[13:30] Yuri
    Really?
[13:32] Yuri
    Well, you should try to find someone
    before you wind up like me.
[13:36] Rio
    Yeah. I have no idea what'll happen,
[13:41] Rio
    but I want to give a proper thanks
    the next time we meet
[13:45] Rio
    and actually get a name this time.
[13:49] Yuri
    That's the spirit!
[13:51] Yuri
    Tell me if anything happens!
[13:53] Rio
    Sure thing.
[13:54] Rio; Internal
    But the cat is usually the one
    who shops where I work.
[13:58] Rio; Internal
    I'll just have to bide my time and wait.
[14:01] Rio; Internal
    I should ask for more shifts.
[14:03] Narration
    Meanwhile, at the Fukuzawa household...
[14:10] Saku
    What's going on?!
SIGN    Achoo
[14:12] Saku
    Is Yukichi coming down with a cold, too?!
SIGN    Hek-choo
SIGN    Achoo
SIGN    Achoo
[14:15] Rio
    Has she been doing well, lately?
SIGN    Beep
[14:20] Rio
    Why don't you both come
    and shop together sometime?
[14:25] Train Announcer
    This train will stop at every station
    until the final destination.
[14:42] Narration
    Cat grass.
[14:44] Narration
    It is believed that cats eat it to help
    cough up hairballs or increase vitamin intake.
[14:51] Narration
    However, there is no detailed explanation
    of why they enjoy its consumption.
[14:59] Narration
    There are cats that absolutely love it!
[15:02] Narration
    As well as cats that ignore it completely...
[15:05] Narration
    Some people believe it's just a
    "favorite food" for certain cats.
SIGN    Huge Pile
SIGN    Shake
[15:12] Narration
    Drain.
[15:15] Narration
    Cat grass salad.
[15:17] Narration
    Cat grass: as much as you like.
[15:19] Narration
    Seaweed: to taste.
[15:20] Narration
    Bonito flakes: to taste.
[15:28] Delivery man
    I have a delivery.
[15:37] Delivery man
    Oh, hello.
[15:38] Delivery man
    Please sign or stamp here!
[15:42] Saku
    I'm hungry...
[15:46] Deliver man
    Thank you very much!
[15:50] Saku
    Yukichi! What kind of vegetable is this?
[15:53] Saku
    It's hard and bitter!
SIGN    Munch Munch
SIGN    Slap Slap
[16:00] Narration
    Heimlich back slaps!
[16:02] Saku
    What?! This salad wasn't for me?!
SIGN    Glare
[16:06] Saku
    Cat grass?!
[16:08] Saku
    No wonder it was so hard and bitter!
[16:10] Saku
    I was about to spit it out!
[16:12] Saku
    Huh?
[16:13] Saku
    Is it okay for humans to eat cat grass?
[16:17] Saku
    There are a lot of things that people
    eat that are poisonous to cats.
[16:23] Saku
    Like onions and chocolate...
SIGN    Cat grass
[16:28] Saku
    What? What's cat grass?!
    Is that the scientific name?
[16:32] Saku
    It is the general term
    for grasses cats enjoy eating
[16:36] Saku
    and does not refer to
    a specific type of grass?
[16:39] Saku
    So, in the end, what is it?!
[16:42] Saku
    I think my stomach is starting to hurt.
[16:46] Saku
    Wait! Where are you calling?!
[16:49] Saku
    No ambulances!
[16:51] Saku
    I'm still conscious and
    have no problems walking!
[16:55] Saku
    And I can't tell them that my stomach
    hurts because I stupidly ate some cat grass.
[17:04] Mei
    Oh, the type of cat grass
    seeds I gave Yukichi-chan?
[17:08] Mei
    It's a blend of oat grass and barley grass.
[17:12] Mei
    Oh, did you accidentally eat it, Saku-chan?
SIGN    Insurance Documents
    +
    Prescription Records
[17:16] Saku
    Oh, yes...
[17:17] Mei
    It's healthy, but I'm sure it
    tastes terrible when eaten directly.
[17:23] Narration
    Afterward...
SIGN    Sob
SIGN    Fluster
[17:25] Narration
    Her stomach reacted aggressively to
    something she'd never eaten before.
SIGN    Fluster
[17:27] Saku
    I won't eat things
    without asking ever again!
SIGN    Fluster
SIGN    Fluster
SIGN    Fluster
SIGN    Fluster
[17:30] Narration
    Yukichi began to use a special plate
    for his own personal use.
SIGN    Beware of Cat
[17:34] Saku
    Where do they sell something like that?!
[17:36] Narration
    Dangerous!
[17:38] Narration
    Foods poisonous to cats.
[17:40] Narration
    Cacao, avocado, grapes, onions,
SIGN    ° Cacao (Chocolate • Cocoa)
SIGN    ° Avocado
SIGN    ° Grapes (Raisins)
SIGN    ° Onion Family
     (Including Yellow Onions)
[17:43] Narration
    fresh and dried squid, shellfish,
    caffeine, alcohol, et cetera...
SIGN    ° Squid • Dried Squid
SIGN    ° Shellfish (Abalone • Sazae)
SIGN    ° Caffeine
SIGN    ° Alcohol etc.
[17:49] Saku
    Now that I think about it,
    it's crazy how you cook for me.
[17:53] Saku
    You're like a fugu blowfish chef!
SIGN    Heh
SIGN    Pull
[18:04] Anchor
    Today marks the first city-wide
    "just like their owner" contest!
[18:09] Anchor
    The top five pairs walked on the runway while
SIGN    news: Pet Contest
     "Just Like Their Owner"!?
SIGN    They were cheered on by the warm laughter of the audience
[18:12] Anchor
    being cheered by the warm
    laughter of the audience.
[18:15] Reporter
    Each pair was so alike.
[18:18] Anchor
    I often hear that pets
    are just like their owners.
SIGN    Ba-dump
SIGN    Ba-dump
[18:22] Anchor
    Do pets become similar to their
    owners or is it the other way around?
[18:28] Reporter
    In my parents' home, my father
    and our pet are really similar.
[18:32] Anchor
    Is that so?
[18:34] Anchor
    What kind of pet does your family have?
[18:35] Reporter
    A Japanese rice fish.
[18:37] Anchor
    A Japanese rice fish?!
SIGN    Imagining a Yukichi-like Saku
SIGN    Tsk
SIGN    Hmph
SIGN    Sigh
SIGN    Shiver
SIGN    Sizzle
SIGN    Heh
SIGN    Please take me home
[19:05] Man 1
    An abandoned bear?
[19:07] Girl 1
    Mommy, look!
[19:09] Mom 1
    Shh! Don't look!
[19:25] Saku
    I'm home.
[19:29] Saku
    What's wrong?
[19:31] Saku
    Do we have any painkillers?
[19:32] Saku
    My head hurts from staring at
    the computer screen too long.
[19:39] Saku
    I forgot my blue light glasses.
[19:43] Narration
    Hot towel.
[19:44] Saku
    This is the best! It's wonderful!
[19:47] Saku
    So relaxing.
[19:49] Saku
    Thanks, Yukichi. I feel a little better.
[19:55] Saku
    What's wrong?!
[19:56] Saku
    You're making such a scary face!
[19:57] Saku
    Should I help you relax, too?
[20:00] Saku
    My headache is completely gone!
[20:03] Saku
    Thanks, Yukichi.
[20:06] Saku
    Good night!
SIGN    Snore
[20:34] Anchor
    The city-wide "Just Like Their Owner"
    contest took place yesterday.
[20:39] Anchor
    Today, the winning pair has
    come to see us in the studio!
[20:43] Saku
    They really look alike! So cute!
[20:47] Anchor
    Is it true that pets and their
    owners end up becoming alike?
[20:52] Reporter
    Don't they say that close couples
    also become similar to each other?
[20:55] Saku
    What?!
[20:56] Anchor
    I guess it must happen after
    spending so much time together.
[21:00] Saku; Internal
    Yukichi and I will become similar?!
SIGN    Imagining a Saku-like Yukichi
SIGN    Food
SIGN    Yawn
SIGN    Purr
[21:17] Saku; Internal
    Wait.
[21:18] Saku
    That'd just be a normal cat.
[21:19] Saku
    Except the size.
SIGN    Whirr
SIGN    On to episode 12!!
SIGN    Next Episode
[23:07] Saku
    A masterful human kn...
[23:09] Saku
    Huh? Yukichi isn't doing
    the next episode preview?
[23:11] Saku
    U-Uh, I have to say something!
    Something good!
[23:15] Saku
    Next episode: "The Masterful Cat
    Runs Away from Home?"
[23:18] Saku
    Runs away from home?!
SIGN    Can
SIGN    The Masterful Cat Runs Away from Home?
[23:19] Saku
    Yukichi? Yukichi?!
[23:20] Saku
    Yukichi!

Season 1

E12 - The Masterful Cat Runs Away From Home?

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[00:16] Oshiro
    It's Monday. This sucks. I'm tired.
    I don't want to work.
[00:19] Oshiro
    I can't believe it's still
    so early in the afternoon.
[00:22] Oshiro
    I want to go home.
[00:28] Yuri
    It's the Monday blues...
[00:31] Yuri
    The malaise I'm feeling is unbearable, too.
[00:34] Saku
    Yeah, the first day of the work
    week is always rough.
[00:37] Oshiro
    Yeah, right. Fukuzawa, you come
    in every Monday raring to go.
[00:43] Oshiro
    You looked so alert this morning!
[00:46] Yuri
    Are you doing something to fight the blues?
[00:48] Saku
    Huh? Not really.
[00:52] Oshiro
    Maybe you're drinking some
    super rare enzyme or something!
[00:56] Yuri
    Or maybe you see an osteopathic
    doctor that has godly hands?!
[00:59] Saku
    What kind of image do you have of me?!
[01:03] Saku; Internal
    Am I doing anything?
[01:10] Narration**
    Sunday night.
[01:12] (Flashback) Saku
    It's coming!
[01:14] (Flashback) Saku
    It's almost here!
[01:15] (Flashback) Saku
    Monday is almost here!
[01:18] (Flashback) Saku
    Who said it has to come?!
[01:20] (Flashback) Saku
    It's crazy that we only have two days to
    rest when we work so hard for five days!
[01:23] (Flashback) Saku
    I don't want to squeeze
    into a full train car again!
SIGN    The Masterful Cat
    Is Depressed Again Today
SIGN    Can
SIGN    The Masterful Cat Runs Away From Home?
SIGN    The Masterful Cat Runs Away From Home?
SIGN    Can
[03:02] Narration
    Sunday night, continued...
[03:05] (Flashback) Saku
    I don't want to squeeze
    into a full train car again!
[03:08] (Flashback) Saku
    Monday is almost here!
[03:10] (Flashback) Saku
    Who said it has to come?!
[03:12] (Flashback) Saku
    It's crazy that we only have two days to
    rest when we work so hard for five days!
[03:16] Sazae-san
    This is Saae!
SIGN    Bwap
SIGN    Push
[03:19] (Flashback) Saku
    I just heard Sa
ae-san's voice.
SIGN    Fluster
[03:23] (Flashback) Saku
    It's all over!
[03:25] Narration
    Sunday, that is.
[03:27] (Flashback) Saku
    I want to go back to Friday night!
[03:29] (Flashback) Saku
    Or I want to jump forward
    to next Friday night!
[03:32] (Flashback) Saku
    Why can't every day be Saturday?!
SIGN    Poff
SIGN    Push...
[03:37] (Flashback) Saku
    What're you...
SIGN    Breathe in Breath out
SIGN    Sniff
[03:44] (Flashback) Saku
    It smells so good.
[03:46] (Flashback) Saku
    Thanks, I feel so much calmer.
SIGN    Sniff
[03:49] (Flashback) Saku
    Why do your toe beans smell like happiness?
[03:54] (Flashback) Saku
    They smell like the sun,
    but a little sweeter.
SIGN    Sniff
SIGN    Not sure how to
     feel about this
[03:58] (Flashback) Saku
    Something like popcorn.
[04:02] (Flashback) Saku
    I want to carry around this
    scent and warmth with me.
[04:05] (Flashback) Saku
    Maybe mankind needs to carry around
    cats instead of smartphones?
[04:10] (Flashback) Saku
    I could survive a full train car with...
[04:13] (Flashback) Saku
    Full train car?
[04:17] (Flashback) Saku
    A full train car?!
[04:19] (Flashback) Saku
    Monday is coming!
SIGN    Huff
[04:28] Narration
    Three hours later...
[04:31] (Flashback) Saku
    I want to live in the countryside.
[04:33] (Flashback) Saku
    I don't want to live such
     a busy lifestyle in the city.
[04:36] (Flashback) Saku
    I want a slow lifestyle where two train cars
SIGN    Whimper
[04:39] (Flashback) Saku
    are spacious enough to
    fit all the commuters.
[04:42] (Flashback) Saku
    I've always wanted to live in
    an old house that's been renovated.
SIGN    Warmth
[04:46] (Flashback) Saku
    Maybe you can open up a small
    Japanese-style restaurant, Yukichi.
[04:49] (Flashback) Saku
    We could have a little
    vegetable field in the forest.
[04:55] Narration
    The forest.
[04:57] Narration
    Bears.
[05:01] (Flashback) Hunter
    It's a bear!
SIGN    Meow
[05:04] Narration
    Shooing accident!
[05:06] (Flashback) Saku
    Huh? Why not?!
[05:08] (Flashback) Saku
    Is it because you're so
    attached to our house?!
[05:12] (Flashback) Saku
    Ugh, I can't sleep.
[05:15] (Flashback) Saku
    Can I drink a beer?
[05:17] (Flashback) Saku
    I'll brush my teeth again afterward.
[05:21] (Flashback) Saku
    But I can't fall asleep at this rate!
SIGN    Purr
[05:28] (Flashback) Saku
    What's with this superbly
    comfortable vibration?
[05:36] Narration
    Mission complete.
[05:47] Saku
    I don't think I do anything
    particularly special.
[05:54] Saku
    Well, maybe my cat lets me
    cuddle more on Sundays?
[06:00] Oshiro
    It gets more clingy because
    it knows you're leaving?
[06:03] Oshiro
    How cute!
[06:05] Saku
    No, he's not really that type of cat.
[06:09] Yuri
    Cats are full of healing properties.
[06:12] Yuri
    I heard that their toe beans and purring
    have huge effects on people!
[06:17] Yuri
    I've read that the pheromones from their
    toe beans have a calming effect on people.
[06:22] Yuri
    Their purring is thought to
    alleviate stress, expedite healing,
[06:26] Yuri
    and strengthen the immune system.
[06:29] Yuri
    The effects are significant enough that there's
    even research for the use of cat therapy!
[06:34] Oshiro
    Aren't cats a little too overpowered?!
    Maybe I should get one, too.
[06:36] Saku; Internal
    So...
[06:38] Yuri
    You'll end up an old maid.
[06:39] Oshiro
    What?!
[06:39] Saku; Internal
    I was getting cat therapy!
[06:43] Narration
    A world where every person carries a cat.
SIGN    Sniff
     Snort
     Huff
     Sniff
     Heave
[06:49] Saku
    Wouldn't that solve everything?!
[06:52] Saku
    Am I a genius?!
[06:55] Narration
    The eyes of a cat looking at an idiot.
[06:58] Train Announcer
    Thank you very much.
[07:08] Saku; Internal
    Lately, Yukichi has been making*
    some weird rhythmic noises.
[07:13] Saku; Internal
    He does it while he's doing housework
    or if he's in a good mood.
[07:19] Saku; Internal
    I've been writing it off
    as some random humming, but...
[07:23] Saku; Internal
    I realized something after going to
    the concert at the aquarium
[07:26] Saku; Internal
    and listening to their music a lot.
[07:30] Saku; Internal
    He's beatboxing to UMYU-Sea's songs!
[07:34] Saku; Internal
    And the thing he's doing right now...
[07:37] UMYU-Sea
    We're not clione sea angels!
[07:42] UMYU-Sea
    We're...
[07:43] UMYU-Sea
    We're...
[07:44] UMYU-Sea
    Idols of the sea!
[07:45] Saku; Internal
    It's their debut single,
    "We're Not Clione Sea Angels"!
[07:52] Saku; Internal
    He's so talented!
[07:53] Saku; Internal
    This is a great song. I love it, too!
[07:56] Saku; Internal
    I want to tell him that, but I can't!
[08:01] Saku; Internal
    Last time, when I snuck a shot of Yukichi
    dancing since he was so darn cute...
[08:13] Saku
    No! No! No! No!
[08:13] Saku; Internal
    He got so mad he never
    danced like that again.
[08:15] Saku
    I'm not deleting it! I'm not!
[08:20] Saku; Internal
    If he thinks I'm teasing him again,
    he'll never let me hear his beatboxing!
[08:27] Saku; Internal
    Maybe it's okay as long as it
    doesn't seem like I'm teasing him?
[08:31] Saku; Internal
    Yeah, like...
[08:35] Saku
    That was some amazing
    beatboxing! It was so moving!
SIGN    Compliment
[08:40] Saku; Internal
    Yeah, he'd definitely get angry.
[08:44] Saku; Internal
    Maybe I could join in nonchalantly?
[08:47] Saku
    We're not clione sea angels!
SIGN    Anger
[08:52] Saku; Internal
    How about adding an offhanded request?
[08:54] Saku
    Oh! I want to hear
    "Sesame and Salt Parade" next!
SIGN    Anger
[08:59] Saku; Internal
    Maybe I should challenge him
    to a sudden beatbox battle?
SIGN    Doom Doom Don
     Tsk Tsk Housh Yeah!
SIGN    Anger
[09:06] Saku; Internal
    It's no use!
[09:07] Saku; Internal
    I can't think of a way to bring it up
    without being annoying!
[09:10] Saku; Internal
    And I've never beatboxed before!
[09:16] Saku; Internal
    He'll close his heart to me
    forever if I'm too careless.
[09:20] Saku; Internal
    I'm sure the door to his heart will be
    harder to open than Ama-no-Iwato.
[09:26] Saku; Internal
    Ama-no-Iwato?!
[09:35] TV
    We're not clione sea angels!
[09:39] TV
    We're...
[09:40] TV
    We're...
[09:42] TV
    Idols of the sea!
SIGN    Sway...
[09:49] TV
    All of the sea and the sky.
[09:50] Saku; Internal
    All right! He took the bait!
[09:51] Saku; Internal
    Now, join me, Yukichi!
[09:53] TV
    We'll protect all of the earth.
SIGN    Yank
SIGN    Pull
[09:58] Saku
    Uh, Yukichi?
[09:59] Saku
    Yukichi-san?
SIGN    Rewind 30 seconds
SIGN    Beep
[10:03] Saku; Internal
    No. This isn't it.
SIGN    Stare...
[10:05] Saku; Internal
    This isn't what I was hoping for!
[10:08] Saku; Internal
    Hey!
[10:10] Saku
    I was forced to practice for two hours...
SIGN    Wheeze Pant
[10:20] Narration
    Doesn't realize he's doing it out loud.
[10:25] Saku
    I'm home, Yukichi.
[10:29] Saku
    I'm already at my limit.
    I can't move another muscle.
[10:34] Saku
    I don't even have the energy to eat.
[10:39] Saku
    Th-The smell of pork soup,
    hokke fish, and Chinese salad!
[10:44] Saku
    Thanks for the meal!
[10:48] Saku
    So delicious!
[10:49] Saku
    Eating Yukichi's food is
    the best when you're tired.
[10:53] Saku
    I can feel the warmth!
[10:56] Saku
    Do you have another
    serving of this pork soup?!
[11:02] Saku
    Huh? What's this?!
SIGN    Hmph!!
[11:04] Saku
    I'm allowed to drink another one today?!
[11:07] Saku
    What's going on?!
[11:26] Saku
    It's the weekend!
[11:28] Saku
    I'm going to laze around all day!
[11:31] Saku
    Ow!
SIGN    Gonk
[11:32] Saku
    What?!
[11:34] Saku
    You should let me pet you a bit!
[11:39] Saku
    What's the point of having such
    luxurious fur if I can't pet it?
[11:42] Saku
    Stingy!
SIGN    Zmoosh...
[11:45] Saku
    I'm sorry for being cocky!
[11:47] Saku
    A cat's luxurious fur is all for itself!
[11:51] Saku
    I'm so sorry!
[11:54] Narration
    Sunday.
[11:59] Saku
    I slept so well.
[12:01] Saku
    It's already the afternoon.
[12:02] Saku
    Yukichi?
[12:06] Saku
    Huh? Did he go shopping?
[12:09] Saku
    Oh, I see brunch waiting for me!
[12:11] Saku
    Thanks for the mea...
[12:14] Narration
    Yukichi's purse.
[12:16] Saku
    Huh?
[12:18] Saku
    Huh? Huh?
[12:19] Saku
    His purse?! There's money in it!
[12:21] Saku
    Huh?!
[12:23] Saku
    Yukichi actually forgot something?!
[12:26] Saku;Internal
    Maybe he has a fever?!
[12:28] Saku;Internal
    People say that animals tend to
    hide the fact that they're sick!
[12:32] Saku;Internal
    No. No. I'm probably overreacting.
[12:36] Saku;Internal
    Huh?
[12:38] Saku;Internal
    But where do I take him if he's really sick?!
[12:43] Saku;Internal
    NASA?!
[12:44] Saku
    Yukichi!
[12:51] Saku
    Oh! Nishina-san!
[12:52] Rio
    Welco...
[12:55] Rio
    Whoa! Yukichi-san's...
[12:57] Rio
    I-It's been a while.
[13:00] Saku
    Oh! I'm sorry about leaving
    you behind like that last time.
[13:03] (Flashback) Rio
    S-Someone! Help!
[13:05] (Flashback) Ex-Boyfriend
    A bear?!
[13:07] (Flashback) Rio
    Don't call me stupid!
[13:09] (Flashback) Ex-Boyfriend
    You stupid bear!
[13:32] Saku
    Were you all right after?
[13:35] Rio
    I really wanted to thank you
    for helping me last time.
[13:39] Rio
    He actually stopped bothering me after that.
[13:42] Rio
    Please let me thank you properly sometime!
[13:44] Saku
    No, no! You don't need to do that!
[13:46] Saku
    I even let you take care
    of the police last time...
[13:49] Rio
    U-Um, may I ask you for your name?!
[13:52] Saku
    Oh, I'm Fukuzawa.
[13:54] Saku; Internal
    This reminds me of
    the first time I met Yuri-chan.
[13:57] Yuri
    Senpai!
[13:58] Rio
    Fukuzawa-san...
[14:00] Rio
    Oh, so, Yukichi-san must be Fukuzawa Yuki—
[14:05] Saku
    That's right.
[14:06] Saku
    My parents were planning to give me
    that name if I'd been a boy.
[14:10] Saku
    That's right! Did Yukichi stop by here?!
[14:13] Rio
    Y-Yes, he did.
[14:17] Rio
    He was getting a very warm welcome
     from our manager over there...
[14:21] Manager
    Thank you for visiting our store once again!
[14:24] Manager
    Did you have any problems
    during your visit today?
[14:25] Saku; Internal
    Why?!
[14:26] Manager
    Our cat goods are fully
    stocked today, as well!
[14:26] Rio
    Our manager really likes cats. I'm sorry.
[14:30] Saku
    Oh, no. Thank you.
[14:30] Manager
    Please take your time to browse our wares!
[14:32] Saku
    I'm sorry for letting a cat shop
    at a store that sells food.
[14:36] Rio
    The manager allows it.
[14:39] Rio
    I'm sure it's fine since we've never
    gotten a complaint about him, either.
[14:42] Rio
    Actually, people seem to like his visits.
[14:45] Saku
    I-I see. Thank goodness.
[14:49] Saku; Internal
    We live together, but there's
    a lot I don't know about him.
[14:53] Saku; Internal
    He's more familiar with
    the neighborhood than I am.
[14:57] Saku
    Oh, I should go say hello to the manager.
[15:03] Saku; Internal
    As his owner.
[15:04] Rio
    Oh, wait! If possible, please stay hidden.
[15:08] Rio
    It'll be really gross if he discovers
    new information about Yukichi-san
[15:12] Rio
    and he gets even more fixated.
[15:15] Saku; Internal
    Looks like he's way more familiar
    with others than I thought.
[15:19] Rio
    Oh! He's finally escaped!
[15:22] Saku
    Hey, Yukichi!
[15:25] Rio
    Good work.
[15:29] Saku
    You forgot your purse, so I brought it over.
[15:32] Saku
    Jeez! How can you go shopping without money?
[15:36] Rio
    Money? Huh? But Yukichi-san...
SIGN    Swp...
[15:42] Rio
    Doesn't he pay with his card now?
[15:44] Saku; Internal
    Cashless?!
[15:47] Rio
    Thank you.
[15:49] Rio
    He started using it right after we
    started our reward points program.
[15:53] Rio
    He uses the point card and
    coupons very skillfully.
[15:56] Saku
    Such a fearsome cat!
[16:03] Saku
    I jumped to conclusions,
    but I'm glad it wasn't anything serious.
[16:07] Saku
    I thought you were running a fever
    when I discovered you forgot something.
[16:11] Saku
    I'm sure there aren't many veterinarians
    that could examine you, Yukichi.
[16:15] Saku
    What should we do in the future?
SIGN    Nakayoshi Animal Hospital
[16:21] Saku
    No way!
[16:22] Saku
    That's a normal animal hospital!
[16:25] Saku
    I only took you there once
    when you were a kitten!
[16:28] Saku
    Let's hurry home!
[16:29] Saku
    I'm hungry!
[16:33] Saku
    Come on! Rare! Come on!
[16:36] Narration
    Since she brought the cash,
SIGN    Gacha
    Gacha
    Gacha
[16:37] Saku
    Come on! Rare! Come on!
[16:38] Narration
    she gave Yukichi permission for extra
    tries on the UMYU-Sea gacha machine.
[16:45] Yukichi; Internal
    I am a cat.
[16:48] Yukichi; Internal
    Ever since that snowy night,
    I've found it to be strange.
[16:58] Yukichi; Internal
    Why doesn't anyone come to collect
    the garbage from this trash dump?
[17:04] Yukichi; Internal
    And why doesn't this human
    mind this wretched state?!
[17:11] Yukichi; Internal
    Now she's even sleeping
    at the front entrance?!
SIGN    Meow
[17:18] Saku
    Huh? It's morning?!
[17:20] Saku
    Whoa! Sorry, Yukichi!
[17:22] Saku
    You must be hungry!
[17:23] Saku
    I'll pour you some kibble
    and water right now!
[17:25] Yukichi; Internal
    Though she never forgets
    to take care of me.

[17:30] Saku
    Hurry! Hurry!
[17:32] Yukichi; Internal
    She fails to take care of herself.
[17:36] Yukichi; Internal
    A stray cat knows.
[17:39] Saku
    Shoot! I'm missing a button! Oh, who cares!
[17:39] Yukichi; Internal
    A creature that cannot even take care
    of itself cannot live for long.
[17:43] Yukichi; Internal
    She'll just drag me down with her if I stay.
[17:46] Yukichi; Internal
    I should leave as soon as I find the chance.
[17:49] Saku
    I'm off!
[17:58] Yukichi; Internal
    The perfect chance!
[18:00] Yukichi; Internal
    Now, is the time to leave!
[18:08] Mei
    My, what a lovely day.
[18:12] Yukichi; Internal
    That human is carrying trash bags with her.
[18:15] Yukichi; Internal
    Today must be trash day!
[18:19] Yukichi; Internal
    Well, I can take care of a bag
    to pay her back for her kindness.
[18:41] Yukichi; Internal
    It was so easy.
    Anyone should be able to do this.
[18:45] Yukichi; Internal
    I should take another out.
[18:48] Yukichi; Internal
    No! No!
[18:49] Yukichi; Internal
    What am I trying to go back for?!
[18:53] Mei
    Oh, no.
[18:55] Mei
    Saku-chan left her door open.
[18:58] Mei
    She really doesn't look after herself.
[19:01] Yukichi; Internal
    So that human is called Saku.
[19:03] Mei
    I should at least close the door for her.
[19:07] Yukichi; Internal
    Please do so.
[19:09] Yukichi; Internal
    "Saku."
[19:10] Yukichi; Internal
    I will remember your name...
[19:18] Yukichi; Internal
    ...though we will probably
    never cross paths again.
[19:29] (Flashback) Saku
    I'm late!
[19:30] (Flashback) Saku
    I fell asleep in my suit!
[19:33] (Flashback) Saku
    A c-c-cockroach in the b-b-bathroom!
SIGN    Yukichi's House
[19:39] (Flashback) Saku
    Yukichi...
[19:49] (Flashback) Saku
    I bought some cans of cat food!
[20:11] (Flashback) Saku
    If you have nowhere to go,
    how about coming with me?
[20:21] Mei
    Did something just run by?
[20:28] Yukichi; Internal
    What?
[20:30] Yukichi; Internal
    I thought of her stupid face
    and my body moved on its own.
[20:41] Yukichi; Internal
    I see.
[20:43] Yukichi; Internal
    This place must already be my home.
SIGN    Yukichi's House
[20:48] Yukichi; Internal
    A creature that cannot even take care
    of itself cannot live for long.
[20:51] Yukichi; Internal
    I do not wish to die together.
[20:56] Yukichi; Internal
    So I merely need to
    take care of her myself.
SIGN    Meow
[21:03] Yukichi; Internal
    With my own paws!
[21:08] Saku
    I'm home.
[21:11] Saku
    I bought some food and stuff.
[21:13] Yukichi; Internal
    However, don't be mistaken, worthless human.
[21:18] Saku
    Eat to your heart's content!
[21:21] Saku
    Lately, you've been eating a lot.
    Is it because you're growing?
[21:25] Yukichi; Internal
    This is all for the sake
    of tomorrow's cat can.
[21:29] Yukichi; Internal
    First, I must be able to
    open that door on my own!
SIGN    Next Episode
[23:07] Yukichi
    A masterful cat knows.
[23:09] Yukichi
    You can easily make rice balls
    using saran wrap and a cup.
[23:13] Yukichi
    Give it a try.
[23:15] Yukichi
    Next episode: "The Masterful Cat
    Is Depressed Tomorrow As Well."
SIGN    Can
SIGN    The Masterful Cat Is Depressed Tomorrow As Well
[23:19] Yukichi
    Even tomorrow, taking care
    of my owner is troublesome.

Season 1

E13 - The Masterful Cat Is Depressed Tomorrow As Well

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SIGN    Prince of Tanaka
    Shiny Diamond
[00:07] Wife
    Dai-chan, you're so cute!
[00:09] Wife
    It looks so good on you!
[00:11] Narration
    Dai-chan is the kitten that
    was picked up by Yukichi
[00:14] Narration
    and Chief Orizuka's niece, Yume-chan.
[00:19] (Flashback) Yume
    This kitten!
[00:34] Wife
    I should take a picture!
[00:36] Wife
    You're definitely going to
    gain more followers!
SIGN    Heh
SIGN    Ideal
SIGN    Rip Rip Rip Tear
[00:48] Wife
    Dai-chan?!
[00:49] Wife
    It looked so good on you!
[00:51] Wife
    Do you hate wearing clothes?!
SIGN    Whine
[00:53] Wife
    Goodness, I worked so hard to make this!
SIGN    Stare...
[00:57] Wife
    It's completely torn up! Can I fix this?
SIGN    Stare
SIGN    Ideal
SIGN    Heh
SIGN    Clamp
[01:06] Wife
    What?! What's wrong with you, Dai-chan?
[01:10] Wife
    Oh! You want to play with my apron?
[01:12] Wife
    There!
[01:16] Wife
    He's chasing after it
    more than his toy mouse!
SIGN    Rise
[01:20] Wife
    Dai-chan, are you practicing again?
[01:23] Wife
    Hold on! I need to record it!
[01:26] Wife
    Okay! Dai-chan is practicing today, too.
SIGN    Shake
SIGN    Shake
SIGN    Step
SIGN    Shake
SIGN    Goal
SIGN    Shake
SIGN    Nyop
SIGN    Hmph!!
[01:38] Wife
    D-Dai-chan, did you just take a step?!
[01:41] Wife
    No way! You're a genius!
SIGN    Ring...
[01:42] Wife
    We might even get on TV!
[01:45] Wife
    I'm so glad I recorded it!
[01:47] Wife
    You're amazing, Dai-chan!
[01:53] [SONG] Text
    He walked!?!?
[01:54] Yuri
    Saku-senpai, have you seen this kitty?
[01:58] Saku
    Kitty?
[01:59] Yuri
    He's been trending on Ista!
[02:02] [SONG] Text
    He walked!?!?
[02:02] Yuri
    He's a cat that stands on two legs!
[02:04] Saku
    Huh?!
[02:05] Yuri
    It seems like he's even
    learning how to walk...
[02:11] Saku
    Whoa! You're right! He's trying to walk.
[02:13] Saku
    That's amazing!
[02:15] Yuri
    It's way too cute!
[02:17] Saku; Internal
    Thank goodness. It wasn't Yukichi...
[02:21] Yuri
    I wonder if they'll publish a photo book!
[02:23] Saku; Internal
    Cats that walk on two legs...
[02:25] Saku; Internal
    I guess it's more common than I thought.
[02:27] Saku; Internal
    I didn't know.
SIGN    The Masterful Cat
    Is Depressed Again Today
SIGN    Can
SIGN    The Masterful Cat Is Depressed Tomorrow As Well
SIGN    The Masterful Cat Is Depressed Tomorrow As Well
SIGN    Can
[04:06] Boyfriend
    Lately...
[04:22] Yume
    Here, Yuki-chan!
[04:25] Yume
    It's a present from the UMYU-Sea show!
[04:29] Yume
    Why do you like Sea Bunny-chan
    the best, Yuki-chan?
[04:32] Yume
    Is it 'cause she's in the middle?
[04:39] Sea Bunny
    The stuff I make
[04:41] (Flashback) Sea Bunny
    is something that even
    little kids can make!
[04:43] (Flashback) Sea Bunny
    It's the most powerful food on Earth!
[04:53] Yume
    Oh, yeah!
[04:54] Yume
    Do you wanna see a recording of the show?
[04:56] Yume
    They allowed cameras this time!
[04:59] Sea Bunny
    All good kids have nothing
    to fear now that we're here!
[05:03] Yume
    UMYU-Sea!
[05:05] Sea Bunny
    Help us power up while Ao-chan keeps
    the Gairai Beasts frozen in time!
[05:06] Yume
    Sorry! My voice is really loud!
[05:10] Sea Bunny
    I'm making the world's most
    powerful food today, rice balls!
[05:17] Akane
    You really love rice balls, Sea Bunny.
[05:21] Strawberry
    Is it because you have
    the same color scheme?
[05:23] Sea Bunny
    That's not it!
[05:25] Sea Bunny
    You can put all sorts
    of things into rice balls!
[05:28] Strawberry
    All sorts? You mean, ingredients?
[05:32] Sea Bunny
    No! Feelings! The power to cheer someone on!
SIGN    Yukichi's House
[05:39] Sea Bunny
    "Don't lose! I'm right beside you!"
[05:42] Sea Bunny
    Stuff like that!
[05:44] Sea Bunny
    Kids with small hands can just
    put the rice in a cup and shake!
[05:49] Sea Bunny
    Let's shake it up while
    thinking, "You can do it!"
[06:00] Yume
    Rice balls are so tasty!
[06:02] Yume
    I love bonito flake rice balls!
[06:04] Sea Bunny
    Squeeze! Squeeze! You can do it!
    Squeeze! Squeeze!
[06:08] [SONG] Text
    Went shopping at the supermarket
[06:08] Yume
    See you later!
[06:10] Yume's Mom
    Thank you very much!
[06:14] Train Announcer
    Thank you very much.
[06:20] Saku
    Morning, Yukichi.
[06:24] Saku
    Where's the thing?
[06:27] Saku
    Oh, that's it! Thanks!
[06:30] Saku
    Yukichi, put that on!
    The thing we watched yesterday...
[06:33] Saku
    What was it again?
[06:36] Saku
    Thanks! That's it!
[06:39] Saku
    Yukichi, that thing...
[06:41] Saku
    The thing over there...
[06:42] Saku
    This's it!
[06:43] Saku
    Yukichi!
[07:05] Saku
    Do you forget how to speak
    Japanese over the weekend?
[07:09] Oshiro
    Just how little are you speaking?
[07:12] Saku
    I can't come up with any
    nouns for some reason.
[07:15] Oshiro
    Want to go to a singles meetup?
[07:17] Oshiro
    That's dangerous.
[07:18] Oshiro
    You're going to start
    forgetting important things
[07:21] Oshiro
    and eventually forget how
    to use your vocal cords.
[07:23] Saku
    What?! It's not that bad!
[07:26] Saku
    It's not like I'm not talking
    at all. My vocal cords still work!
[07:29] Oshiro
    Who do you talk to when you're living alone?
[07:31] Oshiro
    Oh!
[07:33] Saku
    Huh?
[07:33] Oshiro
    Your cat. You must be talking to your cat!
[07:36] Saku
    I-Isn't that normal?!
[07:38] Oshiro
    You're in trouble!
[07:40] Oshiro
    At this rate, you'll start
    talking to the TV, too!
[07:43] Saku
    How rude!
[07:44] Saku
    I don't talk to myself...
[07:46] Saku
    And then! And then!
[07:47] Narration
    One-way conversation.
[07:49] Saku
    Actually, maybe I do talk to myself...
[07:51] Oshiro
    What do you mean maybe?!
[07:53] Oshiro
    If you aren't careful,
    you're going to go senile!
[07:56] Train Announcer
    The rapid-service train will soon arrive.
[08:04] Oshiro
    Come to think of it,
[08:05] (Flashback) Oshiro
    I've heard of people using their
    smartphone's AI to practice talking!
[08:11] (Flashback) Oshiro
    Give it a try!
[08:13] Saku
    Okay! H-Hey, Siro!
[08:16] Siro
    Hello.
[08:17] Saku
    Uh...
[08:18] Siro
    I'm sorry. I didn't quite hear you.
[08:21] Saku; Internal
    I can't think of a question to ask!
[08:24] Saku
    Hey, Yukichi! What should I ask Siro?
[08:24] Siro
    I'm sorry. I don't understand.
[08:30] Saku
    That's right! The goal is to
    prevent my mind from slowing down!
SIGN    Ta-dah
[08:34] Saku
    I should just play a game that uses my brain!
[08:38] Saku
    Let's fight fair and square, Yukichi!
[08:40] Narration
    Concentration.
[08:42] Saku
    Rock, paper, and scissors!
[08:45] Saku
    I won!
[08:48] Saku
    You can keep the cards
    if the numbers match.
[08:52] Saku
    Well, then!
[08:54] Saku
    Here and here!
[08:57] Saku
    Oh, I failed.
[09:01] Saku
    Your turn, Yukichi!
[09:08] Saku
    Oh, that's right!
[09:09] Saku
    Just like that!
[09:10] Saku
    Oh, you're good!
[09:11] Saku
    Right! Right!
[09:16] Narration
    Complete victory.
SIGN    Ugh...
[09:17] Saku
    O-One more time...
[09:27] Narration
    Complete victory two.
[09:29] Saku
    Let's try a different game...
[09:33] Saku
    I'm going to go buy some!
[09:35] Narration
    Six hours later.
[09:37] Saku
    Okay, I should just give up.
[09:42] Saku
    Whether you win or lose, they say
     it still trains your brain...
[09:49] Saku
    But it's no fun if
    I have no chance at winning!
[09:52] Saku
    I lost every game!
SIGN    Weep
[09:53] Saku
    Please take care of me if
    I go senile at my age, Yukichi!
[09:59] Saku
    I mean, you know exactly what I mean
    when I say "this" or "that" all the time...
[10:04] Saku
    I don't properly talk at all
    during the weekend, right?
[10:09] Saku
    I'm forgetting how to speak
    Japanese over the weekend.
SIGN    Chill
[10:16] Saku
    We're still going to play?!
[10:19] Narration
    Yukichi's spartan brain training
    lasted until late into the night.
[10:24] Narration
    Afterwards...
[10:28] Narration
    Saury rice.
[10:29] Narration
    ...there was a sharp increase...
[10:33] Narration
    Sardine ball soup.
[10:35] Narration
    ...in fatty fish dishes.
[10:38] Narration
    Yellowtail and daikon.
SIGN    Sip...
[10:41] Saku
    So good!
[10:43] Saku
    You're really into cooking fish lately!
SIGN    Gloom
[10:53] Yuri
    I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
[10:57] Saku
    It's okay, Yuri-chan.
[10:59] Saku
    Everyone'll forget a little
    mistake like that right away...
[11:02] Saku
    It was a little scary, but we
    managed to fix it before shipment.
[11:07] Saku
    Safe! Safe!
[11:08] Oshiro
    Yeah.
[11:09] Oshiro
    And I got the rare chance to see our cool
    and competent newbie on the verge of tears!
[11:13] Saku
    Oshiro-san!
[11:15] Saku
    C-Come on! How about a bite
    of something from my lunch box?
[11:20] Oshiro
    What do you have?
[11:22] Saku
    Today I have fried ham cutlets,
    carrots and burdock root,
[11:26] Saku
    and egg omelet!
[11:29] Yuri
    Egg omelet?
[11:32] Oshiro
    She responded! The egg omelet!
[11:34] Oshiro
    Stuff it in her mouth!
[11:35] Saku
    Yes, sir!
SIGN    Munch
[11:40] Yuri
    It's delicious.
[11:42] Saku
    Good for you! Cheer up!
[11:46] Oshiro
    Give me a bite, too!
[11:48] Saku
    You too, Oshiro-san?!
[11:50] Oshiro
    Well, the way you eat your food
    makes it seem so delicious!
[11:55] Oshiro
    I've always wanted to taste your food.
[11:59] Saku
    Here you go.
[12:00] Oshiro
    Thanks for the bite!
[12:07] Oshiro
    It's really good!
[12:09] Oshiro
    This is amazing, Fukuzawa!
[12:13] Saku
    Right?
[12:14] Oshiro
    Teach me how to make it.
SIGN    Spurt
[12:18] Yuri
    Please teach me, too!
[12:20] Saku
    Huh?
SIGN    Flinch
[12:21] Oshiro
    Who taught you how to cook?
[12:22] Saku
    Well...
[12:23] Saku; Internal
    It's over. I need to come clean!
[12:26] Yuri
    Saku-senpai?
SIGN    Shake
[12:27] Saku; Internal
    My cat is the one who makes
    these meals! I can't cook at all!
[12:34] Saku
    I-I don't really know how to make it...
[12:39] Oshiro/Yuri
    Huh?
[12:40] Oshiro
    So you just eyeball
    the amount of ingredients?!
[12:43] Yuri
    You're like a highly-skilled chef!
[12:45] Oshiro/Yuri
    That's amazing!
[12:46] Saku; Internal
    What?!
[12:48] Train Announcer
    This train will stop at each
    stop until its destination.
[12:56] Saku
    So...
[12:59] Saku
    In order to turn a lie into truth,
[13:02] Saku
    will you teach my lowly self
    how to make egg omelets?
SIGN    Sugar
SIGN    Soy Sauce
SIGN    Salt
SIGN    Egg
[13:09] Saku
    So these must be the ingredients!
[13:12] Saku
    Mayo?!
[13:13] Saku
    Okay, what are the steps?
SIGN    Zhup
[13:16] Saku
    Huh?!
[13:17] Saku
    Wait! How much of each?!
SIGN    Splurt
[13:20] Saku
    Whoa! What?!
[13:22] Saku
    How much was that?!
[13:24] Saku
    You've been eyeballing everything, Yukichi?!
SIGN    11:02 PM
[13:29] Saku
    How to make egg omelets.
[13:31] Saku
    First, the ingredients.
[13:32] Saku
    Two eggs, a zhup of sugar, a sa-sup of salt,
[13:35] Saku
    a squeeze of mayo,
    and a tap tap of soy sauce.
[13:37] Oshiro
    No one can understand that!
SIGN    11:12 PM
[13:39] Oshiro
    Do it again!
[13:49] Yukichi; Internal
    A great many of the creatures known
    as cats live below this vast sky.
[13:55] Yukichi; Internal
    But how many cats take out the trash
    in their owner's stead?
[14:03] Yukichi; Internal
    She didn't ask me to do it.
[14:06] Yukichi; Internal
    And I'm not saying she needs to thank me...
[14:12] Saku
    I'll fix it by morning...
SIGN    Dum...
[14:14] Yukichi; Internal
    At least notice the change!
SIGN    ° She kept pillows and a blanket at the entrance just
     in case she fell asleep there and it became a habit.
[14:16] Yukichi; Internal
    Why is she still sleeping at the front
    entrance when there's so much more space?!
[14:20] Yukichi; Internal
    No! No!
[14:21] Yukichi; Internal
    I have to take out the trash
    as quickly as possible!
[14:25] Yukichi; Internal
    Otherwise, he'll appear after dawn breaks.
[14:28] Yukichi; Internal
    That noisy old man...
[14:34] (Flashback) Landlord
    You're here again! You stupid cat!
[14:37] Yukichi; Internal
    This human named Landlord has claimed
    this trash area as his territory!
[14:44] Yukichi; Internal
    It may be because he dislikes cats,
[14:44] Landlord
    Goodness, you keep coming back
    no matter how many times I shoo you off!
[14:46] Yukichi; Internal
    but this old man always causes trouble
    for me as soon as he sees me!
[14:48] Landlord
    I was keeping my eye out for you
    and sure enough, you showed up!
[14:55] (Flashback) Landlord
    Did you just sigh like
    you're some kinda big shot?!
[14:58] (Flashback) Landlord
    You impertinent cat!
[15:00] Yukichi; Internal
    Of course I'd sigh.
[15:02] (Flashback) Landlord
    Shoo! Shoo!
[15:05] (Flashback) Landlord
    Shoo! Shoo!
[15:09] (Flashback) Landlord
    This cat!
[15:10] (Flashback) Landlord
    You really dragged another
    trash bag over here!
[15:13] (Flashback) Landlord
    You're just a cat who can't
    even separate the trash!
[15:29] (Flashback) Landlord
    You got it right today.
[15:34] Yukichi; Internal
    I learned something after dealing with that
    worthless human of mine and this old man.
[15:39] Yukichi; Internal
    I learned that I am not a stupid cat.
    I am not even a normal cat.
SIGN    Sparkle
[15:44] Yukichi; Internal
    I am the most masterful of all cats!
[15:49] (Flashback) Landlord
    What a creepy cat.
[15:52] Yukichi; Internal
    I'm a masterful cat!
[15:54] (Flashback) Landlord
    And you're dirty, too! C'mere!
[15:57] (Flashback) Landlord
    I'll give you a bath!
[16:00] (Flashback) Landlord
    Don't move now.
[16:08] (Flashback) Landlord
    There you go!
[16:10] [SONG] Text
    Dazed...
[16:11] Yukichi; Internal
    I will never forget this!
    I will never forget this!
[16:15] Landlord
    Stay clean now!
[16:16] Yukichi; Internal
    I will never!
[16:18] (Flashback) Landlord
    Hey! Don't make a fuss!
[16:20] (Flashback) Landlord
    You'll catch a cold if I don't dry your fur!
[16:24] Yukichi; Internal
    Today was another terrible encounter.
[16:27] Yukichi; Internal
    All of this is that worthless human's fault!
SIGN    Energy Jelly
[16:37] Yukichi; Internal
    That worthless human drinks this a lot.
[16:41] Yukichi; Internal
    Is this Churu for humans?
[16:45] Yukichi; Internal
    But it seems like she's
    getting weaker by the day.
[16:54] Yukichi; Internal
    I have already thrown away all the trash.
[16:57] Yukichi; Internal
    I've eliminated all the bugs.
[16:58] Yukichi; Internal
    Every day, I open the window
    and let fresh air in.
[17:03] Yukichi; Internal
    And yet, this human...
[17:12] Yukichi; Internal
    Why doesn't she get any better?
[17:18] Yukichi; Internal
    Is she cold?!
[17:38] (Flashback) Saku
    Yukichi...
[17:42] (Flashback) Saku
    You're so warm. So fluffy...
SIGN    Yukichi's House
[17:50] Yukichi; Internal
    Why is my body so small?
[17:59] (Flashback) Saku
    I overslept!
[18:05] Yukichi; Internal
    This again...
SIGN    Plastic
[18:08] Yukichi; Internal
    This has the plastic symbol on it,
    so it goes into this bag.
[18:13] Yukichi; Internal
    The weather is nice.
    I should open the window today.
[18:20] Akane
    Ouch!
[18:21] Akane
    I'm out of energy! Why?!
[18:24] Sea Bunny
    That's because you always only eat sweets!
[18:26] Ao
    Yeah. Yeah.
[18:28] Sea Bunny
    Delicious meals give you power!
[18:31] Sea Bunny
    But not all foods are the same!
[18:35] Sea Bunny
    Okay! Everyone watching
    should help us power up, too!
[18:40] Sea Bunny
    Let's get cooking!
[18:42] Sea Bunny
    Let's make the world's most powerful food!
[18:45] Sea Bunny
    Rice balls!
[18:48] Yukichi; Internal
    What?
[18:50] Yukichi; Internal
    What's that?!
[18:50] Sea Bunny
    Let's make miso soup with root
    vegetables while we're at it!
[18:54] Akane
    Good idea!
[18:55] Sea Bunny
    All right! Are you all ready?
[18:56] Yukichi; Internal
    This...
[18:58] Yukichi; Internal
    If I give her this thing called rice balls...
[19:02] Yukichi; Internal
    Will my human make a face like that?!
[19:12] Yukichi; Internal
    Will she get better?
[19:20] Yukichi; Internal
    Just you wait.
[19:22] Yukichi; Internal
    Soon, I will be able to make this for you.
[19:25] Yukichi; Internal
    I am no normal cat.
[19:31] Yukichi; Internal
    After all,
SIGN    ...masterful cat.
[19:35] Yukichi; Internal
    I am the most masterful of cats.
SIGN    I am a...
[20:29] UMYU-Sea
    Thank you!
[20:34] UMYU-Sea
    See you again soon!
[21:23] Saku
    I'm home, Yukichi!
[21:25] Saku
    What's for dinner tonight?
SIGN    The Masterful Cat
    Is Depressed Again Today