# E3 - Don't Overeat Caviar
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUKD8KJ/dont-overeat-caviar)
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**[00:02] Brian/I**
*I was born in East Dakota, USA.*
**[00:08] Brian/I**
*I've been so poor since I was a child*
**[00:14] Brian/I**
* that even though I make*
* decent money right now,*
**[00:18] Brian/I**
* my standard of living is*
* the lowest of the low.*
**[00:22] Brian/I**
* A guy like me shouldn't have*
* gorged on caviar like that.*
**[00:28] (Flashback) Brian**
Mmm, so good!
**[00:32] Brian/I**
*Who knew I'd end up eating hot lead, too?*
***SIGN*** Don't Overeat Caviar
**[02:23] Rubber**
Mmm, your cheers do turn me on.
**[02:27] Rubber**
I'm everyone's lover, Rubber Suit!
**[02:35] Rubber**
On this lovely day on such a lovely planet,
**[02:39] Rubber**
we will transcend our nationalities,
races, and ideologies!
**[02:43] Rubber**
Now, let us shout together!
**[02:45] Rubber**
Are you ready?
**[02:47] Rubber**
Happy planet!
**[02:52] Zeno**
Rubber Suit.
**[02:54] Zeno**
Because of his popularity,
**[02:55] Zeno**
people say there couldn't be
enough of him to go around, but...
**[02:59] Zeno**
His ID number is 223373.
**[03:02] Zeno**
He is a Borderlander,
registered ten years ago.
**[03:05] Brian**
Are you kidding me?
**[03:07] Brian**
So everyone's going crazy over
a monster or UMA or whatever?
**[03:11] Lyra**
There are many Borderlanders
in show business.
**[03:13] Lyra**
Apparently Cutie, a popular model, is one, too.
**[03:16] Cyrus**
I'm not too surprised.
**[03:19] Robin**
I hear the action star Sler is one, as well.
**[03:22] Robin**
The guy from *Mountainous Pecs*.
**[03:24] Bolts**
Sler is? Are you serious?
**[03:27] Brian**
So what about Rubber Suit?
Why are we investigating him?
**[03:31] Zeno**
Because it's possible that
he has the crystal skull.
**[03:35] Brian**
Crystal skull?
**[03:38] Zeno**
This is a list of the ingredients used in Confu,
the drug that was made in Jukai.
**[03:42] Zeno**
It contains a traditional
hallucinogenic mushroom
**[03:44] Zeno**
that was used in the ancient Aztec Empire.
**[03:47] Cyrus**
This was the lab, or what's left of it.
**[03:51] Cyrus**
It seems like you were refining it
to increase its effectiveness,
**[03:55] Cyrus**
via a ritual rather than scientific process.
**[04:00] Bennett**
The skull.
**[04:02] Zeno**
What?
**[04:03] Bennett**
We use the skull made of crystal.
**[04:07] Bennett**
Take 300 grams of mushrooms,
rub them with salt,
**[04:10] Bennett**
and microwave them with
the skull for three minutes.
**[04:13] Bennett**
Then air them for three days, and the
mushrooms' effectiveness doubles.
**[04:17] Bennett**
They took back the skull every time, though.
**[04:20] Cyrus**
Are you making fun of us?
**[04:22] Bennett**
I don't like jokes.
**[04:24] Bennett**
This is a plea bargain.
**[04:26] Bennett**
I don't have a strong ideology,
unlike a certain someone.
**[04:30] Zeno**
And this certain someone is...
**[04:32] Bennett**
Right, it's Rubber.
**[04:35] Bennett**
Only a limited number of people
have the crystal skull.
**[04:39] Bolts**
Also known as the "ET Skull."
**[04:42] Bolts**
Most of the crystal skulls
in circulation are fakes,
**[04:45] Bolts**
but they say this one is different.
**[04:49] Cyrus**
"OOPArts," or out-of-place artifacts.
**[04:51] Robin**
As in, "If you collect seven of them,
it'll destroy the world"?
**[04:55] Brian**
That sounds shady as hell.
**[04:58] Theodore**
After it was discovered
in a ruin in South America,
**[05:01] Theodore**
it was housed in the British Museum.
**[05:04] Theodore**
But it was stolen a few years ago, and some
intel says it fell into Rubber Suit's hands.
**[05:10] Lyra**
Rubber is well known
as an avid occult collector.
**[05:13] Brian**
He may be, but that's not
nearly enough to go after him.
**[05:16] Zeno**
We'll know if it's enough or not
after we investigate him.
**[05:20] Zeno**
There's no decency left in this world
if a clown like this is a world-famous star.
**[05:24] Brian**
I... wouldn't go that far.
**[05:26] Robin**
I don't feel a shred of rock 'n' roll from the guy.
**[05:29] Robin**
Wouldn't you say, brother?
**[05:31] Bolts**
Do you think I like rap?
**[05:34] Bolts**
You're absolutely right!
**[05:36] Peck**
Brain-energizing reggae is the best!
**[05:41] Lyra**
I think jazz is the best.
**[05:42] Cyrus**
I'm partial to classical music myself.
**[05:45] Theodore**
You can't forget country music.
**[05:48] Robin**
Punk rock is the bomb!
**[05:50] Brian**
So? What kind of music do you like?
**[05:53] Zeno**
The kind that's silent.
***SIGN*** Rubber's Mansion
**[06:01] Security Guard**
Excuse me, how can we help you?
**[06:04] Bolts**
We're here to inspect the gas lines.
**[06:06] Security Guard**
I see.
**[06:10] Zeno**
Here are the photos of
the inside from our recon.
**[06:13] Zeno**
The crystal skull is most likely
stored in the basement vault.
**[06:17] Zeno**
There are four layers of security measures.
**[06:20] Zeno**
A passcode is required at
the door in front of the vault.
**[06:23] Zeno**
Fingerprint and iris authentication, too.
**[06:25] Zeno**
Finally, an electronic key owned only
by Rubber to open the door of the vault.
**[06:30] Lyra**
It's better-guarded than a nun's chastity.
**[06:34] Robin**
But I'd say no woman is
an impregnable fortress.
**[06:37] Cyrus**
I can't say that I agree with you there.
**[06:40] Brian**
Anyhow, it looks like we'd
have to tackle them one by one.
**[06:45] Rubber/I**
*Anything for the sake of freedom!*
**[06:47] Rubber/I**
*Fight for the world!*
**[06:50] Lyra**
Rubber Suit has donated a huge amount
of money to various charity organizations.
***SIGN*** Login Successful
***SIGN*** Temporary Soup Kitchen
**[06:59] Rubber**
Here you go!
**[07:01] Robin/I**
*Man, Rubber is absurdly popular.*
**[07:04] Robin/I**
*He's a hero to the immigrants.*
**[07:16] Rubber**
The rampant spread of drugs
should not be taken lightly.
**[07:19] Rubber**
But the drugs themselves
are not to be blamed.
**[07:25] Cyrus/I**
* Politically, he leans toward the radicals,*
* and he approves of drug deregulation.*
**[07:31] Zeno**
He seems to have a strong ideological bias.
**[07:34] Zeno**
With that said, we have his ID number,
fingerprints, and iris pattern.
**[07:40] Zeno**
We still don't have the electronic key,
but we're on to the next phase of the plan.
**[07:42] Zeno**
* We still don't have the electronic key,*
* but we're on to the next phase of the plan.*
**[07:44] Brian**
Sure, but why do I have to
pretend like I'm some celebrity?
**[07:48] Bolts/I**
*It's fate.*
**[07:50] Cyrus/I**
*You lost the lottery.*
**[07:52] Robin/I**
*Obviously I'd upstage the star.*
**[07:55] Lyra/I**
*Don't worry, I'll guide you through it gently.*
**[07:58] Brian**
Color me honored.
**[08:01] Brian**
Hopefully I don't get eaten alive.
**[08:03] Zeno/I**
* Stop whining and make sure to*
* prepare what you were asked.*
**[08:08] Brian**
Well, I'm sure they think it's
uncool to follow trends, but...
**[08:13] Brian**
That's what being uncool is, if you ask me!
**[08:20] Brian**
Let's see...
**[08:24] Brian**
They'll have to spot me for the tux.
**[08:27] Female Anchor/I**
* A charity auction by the singer and actor*
* Rubber Suit will be held tomorrow.*
***SIGN*** CHARITY AUCTION HOSTED BY GLOBAL POP STAR
**[08:34] Female Anchor/I**
*Collectors from all over the world*
**[08:36] Theodore**
How is the newcomer?
**[08:36] Female Anchor/I**
* will bring their occult items*
* for this extraordinary auction,*
**[08:37] Zeno**
I have no words.
**[08:39] Zeno**
He's an idiot.
**[08:39] Female Anchor/I**
*which is drawing attention from many people across different industries.*
**[08:41] Theodore**
Aren't we all when we're young?
**[08:44] Female Anchor/I**
*After the auction is over...*
**[08:46] Zeno**
Who cares?
**[08:51] Auctioneer**
The extremely rare,
original Voynich manuscript!
**[08:54] Auctioneer**
Sold at the hammer price of 200 million yen!
**[09:20] Lyra**
Wow, that's really thoughtful of you.
**[09:23] Brian**
I'm a gentleman, you see.
**[09:34] Zeno**
Give me a sitrep.
**[09:35] Brian**
The auction is over.
**[09:37] Brian**
The reception is about to start.
**[09:41] Brian**
Oh, yeah, be extra thorough in that area.
**[09:44] Lyra**
But I'm not packing anything of note.
**[09:46] Guard 1**
Thank you for your cooperation.
Please enjoy yourselves.
**[09:56] Zeno**
Are you ready?
**[10:00] Brian/Lyra/Bolts/Cyrus/Robin**
Of course we are.
**[10:12] Brian**
Mmm, so good!
**[10:14] Brian**
Wow, I've never had this before.
**[10:17] Lyra**
What a way to waste your beautiful wife.
**[10:20] Brian**
Oh, come on, it's not like
anybody suspects... us...
**[10:28] Male Guest 1**
Excuse me.
**[10:32] Brian**
Why do rich people have such bad taste?
**[10:34] Bolts**
Please enjoy.
**[10:36] Bolts**
This is Dragon Flag, an original cocktail
that uses protein of the highest quality.
**[10:41] Male Guest 2**
Thank you.
**[10:41] Robin**
Would you like to try these?
**[10:43] Robin**
I also have fish and chips.
**[10:48] Rubber**
Thank you for waiting, everyone!
**[10:50] Rubber**
Life is a party! Enjoy it to the fullest!
**[10:55] Cyrus**
Looks like the items from the auction
were brought to the vault already.
**[10:59] Zeno**
Yes.
**[11:00] Zeno**
Mission start.
**[11:02] Zeno**
We'll start with the surveillance
camera in front of the vault.
**[11:06] Isabella**
Keep your eyes peeled. Don't
even miss a single glass of drink.
**[11:09] Isabella**
If you find anyone remotely suspicious,
respectfully ask them to leave...
**[11:14] Isabella**
this world.
**[11:21] Lyra**
I've hacked into the surveillance system.
**[11:24] Lyra**
The same footage will be
repeated for five minutes.
**[11:28] Lyra**
I'm sure they won't notice
right away, but do hurry up.
**[11:33] Zeno**
The newbie will head to
the front of the vault.
**[11:35] Zeno**
Bolts and Robin, take your positions.
**[11:39] Robin**
This is perfect for weight training.
**[11:41] Bolts**
Bulk, pump, muscle!
**[12:11] Brian**
Infiltration successful.
**[12:13] Brian**
Now, the problem is the electronic key.
**[12:16] Brian**
Bolts, cut the power to the security system.
**[12:20] Brian**
But don't let anyone
in the mansion notice.
**[12:22] Brian**
Set up a bypass.
**[12:24] Bolts/I**
*Leave it to me.*
**[12:26] Robin**
D-Did I do the math wrong?
**[12:32] Bolts**
What are you doing?!
**[12:40] Bolts**
Raise me higher.
**[12:47] Bolts**
Hm. This is complicated.
**[12:50] Brian**
Come on, hurry up! Or else...
**[12:56] Brian/I**
*Hey, hurry it up!*
**[13:00] Brian**
I'm gonna be cut into pieces!
**[13:02] Bolts**
Only two centimeters away!
**[13:04] Robin/I**
*C-Can I ask you something?*
**[13:07] Bolts**
What is it?
**[13:08] Robin/I**
*Is there a point in my holding this rope?*
**[13:11] Bolts**
What?!
**[13:11] Robin/I**
*There's no weight sensor, is there?!*
**[13:14] Zeno/I**
*You've watched too many movies. Cut it out!*
**[13:27] Robin/I**
* Hey! What the heck are*
* you doing, you fake rapper?!*
**[13:31] Bolts/I**
*Punk is for idiots!*
**[13:33] Brian**
Who cares?
**[13:43] Brian**
Wha...
**[13:49] Brian**
I'm supposed to find the skull *here*?
**[13:55] Isabella**
You'll be getting a pay cut for sure.
**[14:02] Isabella**
I take that back.
**[14:04] Isabella**
You two will be executed.
**[14:06] Brian**
Not here.
**[14:08] Brian**
Not here.
**[14:10] Brian**
It's not anywhere.
**[14:12] Brian**
Where the heck is it?
**[14:13] Song**
*I feel so good, so good, so good, so good*
**[14:15] Song**
* Our love is infinite, infinite,*
* yeah (Cause Your Love)*
**[14:17] Brian**
Also, what's up with this song?
**[14:20] Brian**
It's a good song, but it's distracting.
**[14:21] Song**
*Simply so good, so good, so good, so good*
**[14:23] Zeno/I**
*Shut up and hurry!*
**[14:24] Song**
*The answer—*
**[14:25] Cyrus**
I'm retreating now.
**[14:26] Lyra**
I need to get going soon, too.
**[14:29] Robin**
Can't you even find one item?
**[14:31] Bolts**
You can't focus because
your diet lacks protein.
**[14:35] Brian**
Why?! Why can't I find it?!
**[14:36] Song**
*Simply so good, so good, so good, so good*
**[14:38] Song**
*The password is Infinite Love*
**[14:43] Brian**
"Infinite"?...
**[14:46] Brian**
Infinity?
**[14:57] Brian**
This is...
**[15:02] Brian**
It's the hat Rubber wore on
his legendary tour of Japan!
**[15:07] Brian**
But I don't need that right now!
**[15:08] Zeno**
They're on to us now! Retreat!
**[15:10] Brian**
Damn it, it's not here!
**[15:13] Brian**
Which way? Which way are they coming from?
**[15:15] Zeno/I**
*Right in front of you.*
**[15:19] Isabella**
You there. What the hell are you doing here?
**[15:22] Brian**
Uh, I... I was looking for the bathroom.
**[15:25] Isabella**
That's one cheap-looking tux.
**[15:28] Isabella**
Is it from Blue Tree?
**[15:33] Brian**
A B-Borderlander?!
**[15:46] Robin**
Why isn't it in the vault?!
**[15:47] Cyrus**
Maybe it's hidden away in a different place.
**[15:50] Bolts**
If it were me, I'd keep it
with my training equipment.
**[15:52] Lyra**
Has it possibly been moved elsewhere already?
**[16:03] Zeno**
I found it!
**[16:05] Brian**
I wasn't called the Mister Miyagi
of East Dakota for nothing!
**[16:27] Isabella**
What a pain in the ass.
**[16:30] Isabella**
Wh-What was that?!
**[16:32] Guards**
Hurry! A gunshot!
**[16:35] Isabella**
Keep your voice down.
**[16:36] Isabella**
The intruder has been dealt with.
**[16:38] Guard 1**
Dealt with?
**[16:44] Brian**
You saved me, Peck!
**[16:46] Brian**
Is there a hole in your belly?
**[16:48] Peck**
Damn you!
**[16:49] Peck**
You used me as a bulletproof vest!
**[16:52] Brian**
Don't say that.
**[16:54] Brian**
Thanks to me, you got to
snuggle up against Lyra, right?
**[16:59] Peck**
Well, I guess it wasn't a bad deal.
**[17:05] Zeno**
Rodent Borderlander and stupid newbie,
shut your mouths.
**[17:09] Zeno**
The rest of us will continue with the mission.
**[17:15] Lyra**
Mixing the skull in the drink, huh?
**[17:18] Robin**
Is that why everyone's so high?
**[17:20] Cyrus**
We'll have to draw everyone's
attention to steal it.
**[17:26] Robin**
Why don't you show off
the rap you're so good at?
**[17:28] Bolts**
Why don't you do your own gig?
**[17:30] Lyra**
How about some classical music?
There is a piano.
**[17:33] Cyrus**
It doesn't suit the atmosphere.
**[17:35] Cyrus**
There must be some other song that works.
**[17:39] Robin**
I have an idea.
**[17:41] Robin**
Just so you know, it's not like
I'm his fan or anything.
**[17:44] Rubber**
I'm telling you, it feels amazing!
**[17:51] Rubber**
And who might you be?
**[17:54] Cyrus**
We are...
**[17:56] Lyra**
...a group called...
**[17:57] Bolts**
...Marginal Explosions!
**[18:00] Robin**
We're your biggest fans!
***SIGN*** Rubber Suit
**[18:30] Brian**
What the hell?
**[18:31] Brian**
So they *do* like Rubber.
**[18:42] Zeno**
This is shit.
**[18:44] Zeno**
Better than I expected, though.
**[18:47] Peck**
What the heck? My dance
would have been cooler!
**[19:06] Rubber**
It's wonderful!
**[19:08] Rubber**
This is the best performance ever!
**[19:10] Rubber**
I'm so happy to be blessed with fans like you.
**[19:16] Zeno**
I prefer enka myself.
**[19:38] Cyrus**
Somehow...
**[19:39] Bolts**
...we escaped.
**[19:41] Robin**
Was that our plan B, a gas explosion?
**[19:43] Lyra**
Zeno must have distracted them all.
***SIGN*** Shocking
Rubber Arrested
***SIGN*** Global Star Involved in Drug Trafficking?!
**[19:51] Brian**
Don't you feel conflicted, as his fans?
**[19:55] Robin**
I-I am not.
**[19:57] Lyra**
I wouldn't say I'm "a fan."
**[19:59] Cyrus**
I just happened to know the song.
**[20:00] Bolts**
I'm conflicted, as a fan.
**[20:02] Robin**
Don't just come out and say it!
**[20:03] Brian**
But why did he do it?
**[20:05] Brian**
He's a star who has everything.
**[20:08] Brian**
Using the drug would be one thing,
but manufacturing it...
**[20:11] Theodore**
Anyhow, we now have no doubt that
this skull was used to create the drug.
**[20:18] Theodore**
If we keep interrogating Rubber,
everything will—
**[20:20] Zeno**
It's pointless.
**[20:23] Zeno**
That man is not Rubber himself,
but a body double.
**[20:26] Team**
What?!
**[20:28] Brian**
A body double?
**[20:30] Lyra**
The lookalike who stands
in for stunts and rehearsals?
**[20:35] Zeno**
And he's a normal human.
**[20:37] Zeno**
He was hired three years ago,
but he doesn't know any details.
**[20:41] Robin**
Are you serious?
**[20:42] Cyrus**
Then the real Rubber is...
**[20:44] Zeno**
Must be off vacationing somewhere else.
**[20:47] Zeno**
Either he was prepared for this bust,
or he uses his body double on a daily basis.
**[20:54] Zeno**
Whatever the case might be,
I guess that's what a star does.
**[20:57] Zeno**
Damn it.
**[21:01] Rubber**
The Marginal Service...
**[21:04] Rubber**
What a happy tone.
**[21:07] Rubber**
I'll be sure to listen to your capelino...
**[21:12] Rubber**
forever.