Season 1
- E1 - Leather Jacket Is Slippery
- E2 - One Step and Riddled with Bullets
- E3 - Don't Overeat Caviar
- E4 - That Absurd Switch
- E5 - Sexy Santa Lights the Holy Night
- E6 - Boobs for a Marmot, Air Tank for a Shark
- E7 - Making Up Is the Beginning of Another Fight
- E8 - Zombies Prefer Shopping Malls?
- E9 - An Ounce of Energy Drink Is Worth a Pound of Cure
- E10 - You're Always Not There When I Want to Hit You
- E11 - When You Wish Upon a Star, a Star Shall Have the Guitar and Perfume
- E12 - Shitty World Will in Fact Come to an End
E1 - Leather Jacket Is Slippery
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SIGN 202X Shibujuku • Japan
[00:08] Brian
Damn it!
[00:15] Brian
Nope, we lost him.
[00:18] Brian
And my brand-new jacket is wrecked, too.
[00:21] Danny
That rat! Did he
actually hide in the sewer—
[00:28] Brian
Bastard!
[00:30] Brian
Danny, are you dead?
[00:32] Danny
No, I'm good.
[00:33] Danny
Go after him, quick!
[00:35] Brian
Don't you die on me if you want
your money back, all right?!
[00:44] Brian
Stop!
[00:45] Brian
Drop your gun.
[00:52] Brian
Wha—
[01:03] Brian
Hey!
[01:04] Brian
No, no, no, no...
[01:07] Brian
Are you... kidding me?!
[01:10] Brian
Damn it! How can I...
[01:15] Brian
Man, I borrowed money to buy this thing.
[01:42] Brian
Now you're finished, you piece of shit.
[01:47] Diego
Fine. You win.
[01:56] Brian
You bastard—
[01:59] Diego
P-Please! Don't do it!
[02:03] Diego
I-I'll keep quiet!
[02:05] Diego
I won't tell anyone about you guys.
[02:08] Brian
Hey, what are you talking about?!
[02:10] Diego
S-Stop! I-I'm begging you!
[02:14] Diego
Don't... Don't do it!
[02:17] Brian
Hey, sto—
SIGN Protect Immigrant Rights!!
SIGN Leather Jacket Is Slippery
SIGN Criminal Affairs Division
[02:36] Officer 1
You're all immigrants.
Show me your certificates.
[02:40] Brian
Gimme a break! How was
that considered suicide?!
[02:43] Sakaki
A petty drug dealer shot himself in the head
because he was afraid of getting arrested.
[02:49] Sakaki
The only fingerprints found
on the weapon were his.
[02:53] Sakaki
What was it, if not suicide?
[02:54] Brian
I'm telling you, he didn't shoot himself!
[02:57] Brian
It was like he was being
manipulated by something...
[03:00] Sakaki
Don't tell me you were on drugs!
[03:02] Brian
Like hell I was!
[03:03] Brian
This isn't a normal case.
[03:06] Brian
There's something real bad going on behind it.
[03:08] Sakaki
In any case, vice is out of our jurisdiction.
[03:12] Sakaki
On top of that, you could be charged with
destruction of property and forced entry.
[03:16] Sakaki
How much more do you want to
tack on? Illegal investigation, maybe?
[03:19] Brian
And that's why I've got a top arrest rate!
[03:21] Brian
Me running around risking my life resulted
[03:24] Brian
in your precious collection
right here, didn't it?!
[03:30] Sakaki
Danny is dead.
[03:32] Sakaki
I have turned a blind eye to your
reckless investigations so far.
[03:36] Sakaki
But I cannot let someone who let his
partner die continue to wear a badge.
[03:47] Brian
So you're firing me?
[03:50] Sakaki
Leave your gun and your badge here.
[03:52] Sakaki
And don't forget to submit
a letter of apology.
[03:55] Sakaki
Even if you're fired, the rule still applies—
[03:57] Brian
This is bullshit!
[03:59] Brian
I'm not gonna take this crap!
[04:00] Brian
Don't you dare waste Danny's death!
[04:03] Sakaki
Hey, someone stop him!
[04:05] Sakaki
Let go of me!
[04:06] Brian
Shut up! You let go of me first, you bastard!
[04:52] Tv Reporter/I
Fear of Vampirism!
SIGN Fear of Vampirism!
The Search for
the Chupacabra!!!
[04:54] Tv Reporter/I
The Search for the Chupacabra!
[04:56] Tv Reporter/I
Here are today's panelists.
Thank you for joining us.
[04:59] Panelists/I
Thank you.
[05:00] Tv Reporter/I
As part of our Summer Occult Series,
today's topic is vampiric creatures.
[05:04] Tv Reporter/I
Let's welcome our special guest, the expert
on vampirism from the University of...
[05:09] Postal Worker
Registered mail delivery.
SIGN Mr. Brian Nightraider
SIGN Letter of Appointment Enclosed
[05:12] Tv Reporter/I
The crew visited a town known
for sightings of vampiric creatures.
[05:15] Tv Reporter/I
After speaking with the mayor, who is
familiar with vampiric creatures...
[05:15] Brian
Huh? What the heck does this mean?
[05:21] Brian
"United Nations, Immigration Bureau
Task Force, Marginal Service"?
[05:26] Tv Reporter/I
Our crew headed to the cave,
but they didn't find anything.
[05:31] Tv Reporter/I
It's up to you if you believe it or not.
[05:42] Brian
This is... the right address, I think.
[06:11] Brian
What the hell?
[06:14] Brian
I was a fool to believe that letter.
[06:16] Brian
Gotta go sober up.
[06:18] Theodore
I've been waiting for you...
[06:20] Brian
Huh?
[06:21] Theodore
...Brian Nightraider.
SIGN Notice of Unofficial Letter of Employment
Mr. Brian Nightraider
After careful consideration and vigorous screening,
we are pleased to offer you the position with our organization.
[06:26] Brian
Marginal Service?
[06:29] Theodore
We were established a month ago,
initiated by the government.
[06:33] Theodore
We're still in our trial phase, though.
[06:39] Theodore
You were born in East Dakota.
[06:43] Theodore
Later on, you immigrated to Japan.
[06:46] Theodore
You were assigned to the
1st Division's Enforcement Unit
[06:49] Theodore
at the Shibujuku Station five years ago.
[06:52] Theodore
Oh, you like? It's tea from the Inca Empire.
[06:57] Theodore
A rare, indispensable product
[06:58] Theodore
in the process of creating a mummy
during the sacrificial ritual.
[07:03] Theodore
I'm kidding.
[07:04] Theodore
It's Pau d'Arco tea. Good for your
health and promotes longevity.
[07:08] Theodore
You've been written up
countless times for brutality,
[07:09] Theodore
forcible entry, and
unauthorized investigation.
[07:11] Theodore
Your letters of apology made
a stack as thick as a dictionary.
[07:15] Brian
And my arrest rate was at the
top for five years in a row.
[07:19] Theodore
Yes, I asked for you because I expect
good results based on your record.
[07:24] Brian
And what am I investigating?
[07:27] Brian
Yakuza? Mafia? Or drug cartels?
[07:31] Brian
Don't tell me we're busting porn shops.
[07:34] Theodore
Borderlanders.
[07:37] Brian
Borderlanders?
[07:39] Theodore
That's a term for unidentified mysterious
creatures that coexist with us in this society.
[07:45] Brian
Huh? Unidentified mysterious creatures?
[07:49] Theodore
This has not been disclosed to the public yet,
[07:51] Theodore
but these creatures have the same
rights as the regular citizens
[07:54] Theodore
and coexist with us humans in this society.
[07:57] Theodore
In other words, Borderlanders.
SIGN Hakaishi Kokutaro
by Mizusui Kokeshi
[08:00] Theodore
I fully expect you to be perplexed,
[08:02] Theodore
but there have been numerous documents
throughout history that prove their existence.
[08:07] Brian
Hold on a second. Are you
talking about UMAs and monsters?
[08:12] Theodore
In Japan, there are about 10,000 of them.
[08:14] Theodore
Obviously, many could be fakes,
but there are some that seem authentic—
[08:20] Brian
This is bullshit!
[08:22] Brian
Man, I came here for this when I'm hungover?
[08:25] Theodore
You know about the attempted
assassination of the Minister
[08:28] Theodore
and the bombing of the Immigration Bureau?
[08:31] Theodore
I'd like you to investigate such cases
that involve Borderlanders.
[08:35] Brian
Hey, I never agreed to anything!
[08:37] Brian
Other investigators are downstairs.
Let me introduce them to you.
[08:42] Brian
Like I said—
[08:48] Brian
Hey, what's going on?
[09:04] Theodore
Welcome to the Marginal Service.
[09:08] Theodore
First, I'll introduce you to the members.
[09:13] Theodore
This is Brian, our newcomer.
[09:16] Theodore
Until last week, he was
at the Shibujuku Station—
[09:19] Brian
Before anything, let me clear up one thing.
[09:22] Brian
Are you all normal humans?
[09:26] Robin
What a greeting.
[09:28] Bolts
How about you?
[09:30] Lyra
When it comes to beauty,
I'm obviously beyond "normal."
[09:34] Cyrus
I'm sleepy.
[09:36] Theodore
We've all had rather peculiar careers,
but we're humans, more or less.
[09:41] Brian
What do you mean, "more or less"?
[09:43] Robin
Come on, relax a little, rookie.
[09:46] Robin
I couldn't believe it myself in the beginning.
[09:48] Bolts
Drink this and calm down.
[09:51] Brian
And this is?
[09:52] Bolts
A protein shake.
[09:54] Brian
Thanks, but no thanks.
[09:56] Bolts
Ah. You like it shaken up hard.
[09:59] Brian
Uh, no.
[10:00] Theodore
Anyhow, let's introduce ourselves.
[10:02] Theodore
We're a team, after all.
[10:05] Cyrus
I have no intention of making friends.
[10:07] Cyrus
I'm sure our intelligence
levels are different.
[10:09] Robin
Same here. I can't be hanging out with
a wimpy introvert, or it'll rub off on me!
[10:14] Bolts
What? But I'm an extrovert.
[10:16] Robin
I'm not talking about you, Yankee.
[10:18] Bolts
What do you want, Limey?
[10:20] Robin
Well, I don't plan on
showing up at your barbecue.
[10:23] Lyra
Oh? I love some meat, myself.
[10:26] Lyra
But I prefer mine a bloody, blue rare.
[10:28] Cyrus
This workplace is truly
overflowing with intelligence.
[10:31] Cyrus
Changing jobs was completely the right call.
[10:35] Brian
Setting the Borderlander stuff aside,
[10:38] Brian
let's just pretend that this never happened.
[10:42] Brian
What now? There's more of you?
[10:45] Zeno
Who's he?
[10:46] Theodore
The new recruit I told you about.
[10:49] Theodore
Although he says he's not
interested in joining us.
[10:52] Zeno
Move.
[10:53] Brian
You move.
[10:55] Zeno
Don't make me repeat myself.
[10:57] Brian
Huh? You're some old dude who
doesn't know how to communica—
[11:00] Brian
Ow!
[11:06] Brian
Ouch... You bastard!
[11:09] Brian
Huh?
[11:10] Zeno
Obtained from a law enforcement agency.
[11:12] Zeno
It's a new drug going around
these days, called Confu.
[11:16] Zeno
I'm still investigating, but a component
from some legendary magic mushrooms
[11:21] Zeno
used in ancient Aztec
rituals was detected in it.
[11:25] Zeno
Those are special mushrooms
only grown in a certain area.
[11:28] Zeno
It is very likely that a Borderlander
terrorist organization is involved.
[11:32] Robin
Are they selling the drug to
make money to arm themselves?
[11:34] Bolts
No doubt.
[11:35] Lyra
We'd better look into it
from that point of view.
[11:38] Brian
Hey, hold on!
[11:40] Brian
Try actually explaining this!
[11:42] Zeno
This doesn't concern you.
[11:44] Brian
It didn't a minute ago!
[11:47] Brian
But it does now.
[11:59] Zeno
Didn't I tell you not to sit down?
[12:02] Brian
My partner was killed in
a case related to some drug.
[12:04] Brian
I want to know the truth.
[12:06] Zeno
Then pay me the cleaning fee
for the seat later.
[12:09] Zeno
And half the cost of the gas.
[12:11] Brian
You're kidding, right?
[12:12] Zeno
I don't know you well enough for jokes.
[12:14] Brian
I guess you're right.
SIGN The Third Immigrant Area
[12:19] Brian
UMAs, monsters, or whatever
it is... Do they really exist?
[12:23] Zeno
They're called Borderlanders.
Use the correct terminology.
[12:27] Brian
And are why these Borderlanders
acting like terrorists?
[12:31] Brian
Are they organized? For what purpose?
[12:33] Zeno
It is our job to find that out.
Keep your mouth shut for a second.
[12:38] Brian
Do you always take that attitude?
[12:43] Brian
My old man was just like you.
[12:46] Brian
He was only interested in himself,
and he always looked down on everyone else.
[12:51] Brian
In short, he was a douchebag.
[12:53] Zeno
If you have an inferiority complex regarding
your father, take it up with him.
[12:57] Brian
He disappeared when I was five.
[13:01] Brian
I became a detective to find him
and punch him in the face.
[13:06] Brian
That bastard!
[13:07] Brian
He'll probably get arrested for
drug possession or petty theft.
[13:14] Zeno
I couldn't care less.
[13:15] Zeno
If you're feeling lonely, you'd better find
someone who wants to listen to your story.
SIGN Psychosomatic Medicine • Psychiatry
Kokoro Therapy Shibujuku
[13:20] Brian
You are literally the worst.
[13:34] Brian
Can you believe it? A thousand yen for a beer.
[13:38] Brian
You wanna bust them for fraud?
[13:40] Brian
You're not gonna tell me, "We're in
the middle of investigation," are you?
[13:44] Brian
We'd be more suspicious if we
weren't drinking in this situation.
[13:47] Zeno
You're right about that.
[13:49] Zeno
But I've got no need for you to buy me a drink.
[13:54] Brian
You could have told me!
[13:55] Brian
But drug deals at a place like this?
[13:58] Brian
I don't think they marked
this place at the station.
[14:00] Zeno
It's based on intel the police don't have.
[14:03] Brian
But you're taking the seized articles with you?
[14:06] Brian
As expected from a UN-affiliated organization.
[14:08] Brian
I don't like how you do business.
[14:11] Man 1
Here.
[14:13] Brian
I'll go check it out.
[14:15] Brian
H-Hey! What do you think you're doing?!
[14:19] Brian
Are you gonna put that up on social media?!
[14:21] Zeno
Traits of Borderlanders, number one.
[14:23] Zeno
They appear identical to humans.
It's hard to tell them apart.
SIGN Sending Image
SIGN Sending Image
SIGN Sending Image
SIGN Sending Image
SIGN Sending Image
[14:27] Lyra
Okay.
[14:29] Zeno
So we check them against
certificates on record.
[14:32] Zeno
Information regarding Borderlanders
is managed digitally,
[14:34] Zeno
including their addresses, names, personal
appearances, and behavior patterns.
SIGN Human
[14:38] Zeno
We make a move only after we
confirm that they're Borderlanders.
[14:42] Zeno
Humans are not the subject
of our investigation.
[14:44] Brian
Just like the Public Security Bureau, huh?
[14:46] Brian
I'm sure you're motivated
if we're up against monsters.
[14:50] Zeno
Don't make me repeat myself.
They're Borderlanders.
[14:54] Zeno
Use the correct—
[14:55] Brian
Hold on!
[14:57] Brian
Why is he here?
[14:58] Zeno
I'll catch the target even if it's your dealer.
[15:02] Zeno
Buy from somebody else.
[15:03] Brian
That's not it!
[15:04] Brian
He's my former douche boss.
SIGN Verifying Data
[15:09] Zeno
Genzo Sakaki. On the surface, he looks
like a law-abiding citizen, but...
SIGN Borderlander
[15:14] Zeno
he's a Borderlander.
[15:15] Brian
What?!
[15:16] Brian
So my boss wasn't even human, huh?
[15:20] Brian
But why deal drugs? Money?
[15:22] Zeno
Traits of Borderlanders, number two.
[15:24] Zeno
They have unique religious views and thought
processes. They're hard to understand.
[15:29] Brian
Still, the guy is an elite.
Why would he dabble in crimes?
[15:32] Zeno
No matter how much they
seem to adapt to society,
[15:34] Zeno
there are those who get involved in crime.
[15:36] Zeno
Same as humans.
[15:39] Zeno
We need to let them run for a while
so we can locate their organization—
[15:43] Zeno
Hm?
[15:47] Brian
Don't move!
[15:48] Brian
On your knees, with your hands in the air!
[15:51] Zeno
That idiot.
[15:52] Sakaki
Brian? Why are you here?
[15:55] Brian
I'm job hunting, thanks to you for firing me.
[16:00] Sakaki
That gun was issued by the station.
[16:02] Brian
I kept it in lieu of my severance pay.
[16:05] Sakaki
Causing trouble even after you're fired?
[16:07] Sakaki
Danny can't rest in peace, I'm sure.
[16:10] Brian
Don't move!
[16:13] Brian
Do you want to die?!
[16:15] Sakaki
That's... my line!
[16:23] Sakaki
Hey, that hurt.
[16:28] Sakaki
Well, if nothing else,
your marksmanship is top-notch.
[16:33] Sakaki
With better conduct, you could
have at least made lieutenant.
[16:38] Brian
Wh-What the heck is going on?!
[16:40] Zeno
Traits of Borderlanders, number three.
[16:42] Zeno
Their cells have extremely
high regenerative capacity.
[16:47] Zeno
In other words, they're hard to kill.
[16:49] Brian
You could have started with that one!
[17:09] Woman 1
Are you okay?
[17:10] Man 2
We shouldn't get involved!
[17:33] Sakaki
What would you prefer?
[17:35] Sakaki
Getting your neck snapped,
or getting your head torn off?
SIGN Under Construction
Sorry for the Inconvenience
[18:09] Brian
Damn you!
[18:11] Brian
You almost ran me over, too!
[18:15] Brian
H-Hey!
[18:33] Brian
Jeez, man...
[18:35] Brian
You've totally lost it.
[18:51] Brian
Seriously?!
[18:55] Brian
We don't have enough fire power!
[19:03] Brian
So this is your true form, huh,
you lizard bastard?!
[19:19] Robin
Are we late to the party?
[19:23] Bolts
Leave the rest to us.
[19:24] Robin
But you made some good noise, my friend.
[19:31] Cyrus
Your injuries appear minor.
[19:35] Lyra
I brought your weapon, too. Want it?
[19:39] Brian
I don't see how this is anything
but a construction tool.
[19:43] Zeno
It's a weapon specialized
for use against Borderlanders.
[19:46] Brian
You, too?! When did you change—
[19:48] Brian
I mean, what's with that getup?!
[19:57] Zeno
Marginal explosion, fire!
SIGN ZENO STOKES
SIGN ZENO STOKES
[20:06] Narration
Zeno Stokes!
SIGN PERFECT ORDER
SIGN PERFECT ORDER
[20:08] Robin
Eat this!
SIGN ROBIN TIMBERT
SIGN THE BRITISH MUSCLE
[20:11] Narration
Robin Timbert!
SIGN BOLTS DEXTER
[20:16] Narration
Bolts Dexter!
SIGN MACHO IS MACHO
SIGN CYRUS N. KUGA
SIGN CYRUS N. KUGA
[20:21] Narration
Cyrus N. Kuga!
SIGN DOCTOR SO-COOL
SIGN DOCTOR SO-COOL
SIGN LYRA CANDEYHEART
SIGN LYRA CANDEYHEART
[20:26] Narration
Lyra Candeyheart!
SIGN BEAUTY MECHANIC
SIGN BEAUTY MECHANIC
[20:34] Zeno
Oh, you're here.
[20:38] Brian
God damn it!
SIGN Under Construction
Sorry for the Inconvenience
[20:44] Man 3
What on earth?
[20:46] Woman 2
What happened here?
[20:48] Theodore
Please don't come any closer.
[20:50] Theodore
A wild boar was spotted,
so we're exterminating it.
SIGN THEODORE TOMPSON
[20:53] Narration
Theodore Tompson!
SIGN OLD COMMANDER
SIGN PECK DESMONT
SIGN PECK DESMONT
[20:59] Narration
Peck Desmont!
SIGN MASCOT
SUPERVISOR
SIGN MASCOT
SUPERVISOR
[21:06] Zeno
The coup de grace!
[21:08] Brian
You're kidding, right?
[21:09] Zeno
While cracking down on violent
crimes by Borderlanders,
[21:14] Zeno
we must completely conceal their existence.
[21:21] Zeno
That's us, the Marginal Service!
E2 - One Step and Riddled with Bullets
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[00:03] Brian/I
I woke up at 8:00 AM this morning.
SIGN Notice of Unofficial Letter of Employment
Mr. Brian Nightraider
After careful consideration and vigorous screening,
we are pleased to offer you the position with our organization.
[00:07] Brian/I
After taking a shower while my
head pounded from my hangover,
[00:11] Brian/I
I downed a cold pizza and coffee made
with beans from who knows where.
SIGN IMMIGRANT CRIME ON THE RISE
[00:16] Brian/I
I thought I left for work like usual.
[00:20] Brian/I
And yet...
[00:24] Brian/I
With even one step,
[00:27] Brian/I
I could be riddled with bullets.
Or worse, minced.
SIGN One Step and Riddled with Bullets
SIGN 10 Years Ago
SIGN Your Life Matters
— Don't Struggle Alone,
Talk to Someone
[02:18] Man 1
This is Alpha.
[02:20] Man 1
I have spotted the object.
[02:22] Man 1
Following the data from the radar,
we've arrived at the point
[02:25] Man 1
where the flying object from
outer space seems to have fallen.
[02:41] Man 2
Fire!
[03:36] Man 3
What the hell are these things?
[03:43] Theodore
And this is how we came to acknowledge
the existence of Borderlanders.
[03:46] Theodore
Commonly referred to as the Gray Shock—
[03:48] Brian
Wait, wait, wait.
[03:50] Brian
Aliens versus monsters?
[03:52] Brian
Is this some kinda bad horror movie?
[03:54] Peck
He's taking his time to explain
Borderlanders to you, dumbass.
[03:58] Peck
Quit your bitching.
[04:01] Peck
Cat got your tongue?
[04:02] Peck
Did you turn into a stuffed animal?
[04:06] Brian
This guy's from...
[04:07] Theodore
The only Borderlander in our organization.
[04:10] Theodore
He's our supervisor and plays a role
in spreading disinformation.
[04:15] Brian
After the kappa, we have a monster rat, huh?
[04:18] Peck
Who are you calling a rat?!
[04:21] Peck
You want me to bite off your wiener, huh?!
[04:24] Brian
Huh?! Ouch!
[04:27] Brian
Ow, ow, ow...
[04:28] Brian
Quit it! Quit biting me, damn it!
[04:28] Lyra
But when that footage was recorded...
[04:32] Cyrus
...they weren't called Borderlanders yet.
[04:36] Brian
When did you two show up?
[04:38] Lyra
In the middle of the bad movie.
[04:40] Peck
My Lyra!
[04:41] Cyrus
I can't get enough of it.
[04:44] Cyrus
Unlike the Santilli film or
the Patterson-Gimlin film,
[04:47] Cyrus
it's the UN's extremely confidential material.
[04:49] Brian
"Extremely confidential"?
You gotta be kidding me!
[04:52] Theodore
Just like the Roswell incident
from the last century,
[04:55] Theodore
it is media that captured a rare
invasion by extraterrestrial life.
[04:59] Theodore
But unexpected collaborators appeared.
[05:04] Theodore
Their existence is spoken of
across time and in many cultures,
[05:07] Theodore
often called cryptids, apparitions, or UMAs.
[05:11] Lyra
But they actually existed
and lived ordinary lives.
[05:17] Cyrus
Sometimes they would cause
problems in human society.
[05:21] Brian
For real?
[05:23] Theodore
Naturally, there was a huge controversy
in the UN over how to handle them.
[05:28] Theodore
We owed them for dealing with the alien threat,
[05:32] Theodore
so simply eliminating them
didn't seem like a good idea.
[05:36] Theodore
After some heated arguments,
[05:38] Theodore
it was decided that they
would be called Borderlanders,
[05:41] Theodore
and while their existence would be
concealed from ordinary citizens,
[05:44] Theodore
their rights were to be fully respected.
[05:48] Lyra
But in reality, their lives are
controlled by many regulations.
[05:52] Cyrus
Officially, they say we coexist,
[05:55] Cyrus
but we can't deny that they
can be potential risk factors.
[05:58] Brian
Then we shouldn't be cooped up
in the basement of some occult shop!
[06:02] Brian
We should be officially cracking down on them!
SIGN Explosion During Construction
[06:05] Brian
We shouldn't be wasting time
on petty disinformation!
SIGN Wild Animal May Have
Caused Gas Explosion
[06:08] Zeno
Your thinking is short-sighted.
[06:11] Brian
Is arriving fashionably late one of
your personal rules or something?
[06:15] Zeno
If people were given room to misunderstand
the truth, not only would it cause panic,
[06:18] Zeno
but history itself might be overwritten.
[06:20] Zeno
You lack so much as an ounce
of imagination, you idiot.
[06:22] Brian
Right back at you!
[06:23] Brian
You should reflect on how
you communicate with others.
[06:27] Brian
You are way too nasty.
[06:28] Zeno
I have reflected on it, and this is my answer.
[06:31] Zeno
You're not cut out for the Marginal Service.
[06:33] Zeno
Find another employer.
[06:35] Brian
Th-The drug case hasn't been closed yet!
[06:38] Brian
I can't show my face before
my former partner like this.
[06:42] Brian
If these Borderlanders are planning
a terrorist attack, even more so!
[06:47] Brian
So, where's my ex-boss
who got riddled with bullets?
[06:50] Brian
There's no doubt he's involved with
a terrorist organization somehow.
[06:53] Brian
We should go ahead and interrogate—
[06:55] Brian
Wh-What's this?
[06:56] Zeno
He's already being interrogated.
[06:59] Brian
Of all the things to spend money on...
[07:03] Robin
Damn it!
[07:04] Brian
You bastard!
[07:05] Brian
Stop being a sore loser...
[07:08] Brian
Huh?
[07:09] Robin
I'm telling you, the squat is
the foundation of workouts!
[07:12] Bolts
No, the deadlift is.
[07:14] Robin
No, it's the squat!
[07:16] Zeno
Interrogation?
[07:17] Bolts
Haven't started.
[07:18] Robin
Because of his fake machismo, things
aren't going as well as they should.
[07:22] Bolts
Are you talking about me?
[07:24] Brian
Stop fighting over stupid shit!
[07:28] Brian
Hey! Things are getting complicated
'cause you didn't fess up right away!
[07:32] Sakaki
Get me a lawyer.
[07:34] Sakaki
A Borderlander is entitled to that.
[07:36] Brian
Huh?! How the hell should I know that?!
[07:39] Brian
What's the situation in that department?
[07:41] Zeno
He has the right to one.
[07:43] Zeno
But his options are limited to public
defenders appointed by the UN.
[07:47] Zeno
If you don't want to talk, then don't talk.
[07:49] Zeno
I only came here to confirm something.
[07:51] Zeno
The rare magic mushroom that was
detected in the drug you were dealing...
[07:56] Zeno
Between that and the dirt on your shoes, we've
figured out where it's being manufactured.
[08:02] Brian
The location? Is that...
[08:03] Robin
You bastard!
[08:05] Zeno
It's Jukai.
[08:11] Brian
A cursed forest with contaminated soil,
thanks to the UFO crash.
[08:16] Brian
Who knew it would start to
grow weird mushrooms, too?
[08:19] Robin
Five minutes to landing!
[08:22] Lyra
Got it.
[08:24] Lyra
There's a chance that our communication
might be affected, so be prepared.
[08:29] Brian
This is the fourth time I'm asking, but...
[08:31] Brian
Do I really have to wear these?
[08:34] Zeno
That's the rule.
[08:35] Bolts
Look at this form, reminiscent of the quads.
[08:40] Bolts
I guess this one is more like traps.
[08:43] Brian
O-O-O-Okay...
[08:45] Bolts
All of them have synchrotrons built in.
[08:47] Bolts
The ammo is specially
designed for Borderlanders.
[08:49] Bolts
Bursts of metal rivets stop their movement.
[08:53] Brian
Your name is Bolts, right?
[08:56] Brian
I heard you're a former mercenary.
[08:58] Brian
Were you also like this back then?
[09:00] Bolts
Yes, and?
[09:04] Robin
A gun-loving, meathead mercenary? So typical!
[09:08] Robin
Mindless adoration of muscles...
Simply put, it's tasteless.
[09:12] Bolts
You're the one who has no class.
[09:14] Bolts
You used to be a spy, hiding and
sneaking around in the dark.
[09:17] Robin
Hey, now, I was a stylish agent of
the Secret Intelligence Service.
[09:21] Bolts
But you were fired.
[09:22] Robin
I quit of my own accord!
Don't lump me together with you!
[09:26] Bolts
I was discharged.
[09:27] Bolts
I'm not running away from my past!
[09:30] Robin
Running away?!
[09:32] Robin
You don't know anything
about my past, so shut up!
[09:32] Brian
Can it! The chopper is loud enough as is!
[09:36] Brian
Seriously though, is there really
a drug lab in a place like this?
[09:45] Brian
Turn around! Right now!
[09:50] Brian
Oh, no! We're gonna fall!
[09:53] Brian
What are you—
[09:54] Robin
Jumping ship.
[09:55] Brian
Huh?!
[09:57] Bolts
See you again, newbie!
[09:59] Brian
W-Wait, where are my arms supposed to go?!
[10:14] Brian
What the heck...
[10:21] Brian
Ouch...
[10:25] Brian
I wouldn't expect an ambulance, but you
could have at least lent me a hand!
[10:29] Zeno
I don't waste my calories.
[10:31] Brian
Well, that's too bad.
[10:32] Brian
I thought I'd help you shed some
pounds of middle-aged flab.
[10:36] Zeno
My body fat is at five percent.
[10:37] Brian
Wow, thanks for oversharing.
[10:40] Brian
So, where are Bolts and Robin?
[10:42] Zeno
Who knows?
[10:43] Brian
Hey, where are you going?
[10:44] Zeno
The mission is still on.
[10:47] Brian
Mission? Under these circumstances?
[10:50] Brian
Contact the base!
[10:52] Zeno
I've tried.
[10:57] Brian
Man, it's gone crazy.
[10:58] Zeno
It's affected by the strong
electromagnetic waves in Jukai.
[11:01] Zeno
I didn't expect it to be this strong, though.
[11:03] Brian
It's fine to try and get out of this mess
by ourselves, but can we take a break first?
[11:08] Brian
Fine! Suit yourself!
[11:22] Borderlander Leader
Raise the alert level!
[11:25] Borderlander Leader
Kill them on sight!
[11:27] Borderlanders
Yes, sir!
[11:28] Brian
Can they turn invisible, too?
[11:31] Zeno
There are individual differences
in the traits of Borderlanders.
[11:34] Zeno
We don't know what kinds
of traits they have.
[11:38] Brian
I guess we'll have to try and see.
[11:40] Brian
Let me use that spear. We'll sandwich them.
[11:43] Brian
Hey, are you ignoring me?!
[11:45] Zeno
We're up against armored Borderlanders.
[11:47] Zeno
If you're going to die, do it on your own.
[11:50] Brian
Yeah, but in this situation, there's nothing—
[11:58] Brian
A cave?
[11:59] Zeno
One of Jukai's wind caves.
[12:05] Brian
Does this lead to the drug
manufacturing plant?
[12:08] Brian
What if we get lost?
[12:11] Zeno
Then we'll die.
[12:12] Brian
We should go find Robin and Bolts first!
[12:15] Brian
They might be hurt somewhere...
[12:17] Zeno
They're professionals, not an amateur like you.
[12:22] Borderlander 2
This way!
[12:22] Borderlander 3
Let's go!
[12:23] Borderlander 4
Get on the other side!
[12:24] Borderlander 5
Find their footsteps!
[12:25] Brian
Damn it!
[12:30] Robin
You didn't hit your head, did you?
[12:33] Bolts
This is what one should do in the mountains.
[12:35] Bolts
It provides camouflage and
obscures your body temperature.
[12:40] Robin
My skin is sensitive!
[12:42] Robin
I use imported soap, even!
[12:45] Bolts
From here on, it will be
hand-to-hand combat.
[12:47] Bolts
Since we're outnumbered,
it's imperative that we operate covertly!
[12:55] Robin
Oh, it might not be so bad.
[12:59] Brian
Looks like you know a lot about survival.
[13:02] Zeno
More than you do, obviously.
[13:04] Brian
Did you train for special forces somewhere?
[13:08] Brian
Unlike Bolts or Robin,
you're a former detective.
[13:12] Brian
I know because I'm one, too.
[13:14] Brian
You were able to get a hold
of the confiscated drug
[13:16] Brian
because you have contacts in the police.
[13:19] Brian
How did you get involved in this job?
[13:21] Zeno
None of your business.
[13:23] Brian
I didn't ask for this, but we
have to work together.
[13:26] Brian
If we were cops, I'd invite
you over for some chicken.
[13:30] Zeno
I don't like poultry.
[13:33] Brian
The point is, I can't trust you to
have my back if I don't know you.
[13:38] Brian
So I need to know more about you.
[13:42] Brian
Any family members?
[13:43] Brian
Do you eat at conveyor belt
sushi joints on your days off
[13:47] Brian
with your ugly wife and snot-nosed kids?
[13:50] Brian
Oh? Did I make you mad?
[13:53] Brian
My bad. Since you're ignoring me,
my mouth didn't know where to stop—
[14:01] Brian
Yeah, I get it.
[14:03] Brian
There was a snake or a scorpion
behind me, right?
[14:06] Brian
Or not.
[14:07] Zeno
You seem to misunderstand, so let me be clear.
[14:10] Zeno
I have no intention of teaming up with anyone.
[14:14] Zeno
Especially not a fool like you.
[14:20] Brian
Man, you look like a guy
with no joy in his life.
[14:23] Zeno
If it looks that way to you,
[14:26] Zeno
then you're correct.
[14:30] Zeno
This world is full of shit.
[14:39] Bolts
How did you catch me?
[14:41] Robin
This only works in muddy areas!
[14:44] Robin
We stand out even more!
[14:46] Borderlander 6
You don't look like cops.
[14:49] Borderlander 7
In any case—
[14:50] Robin
Hey, now! Hold on a second.
[14:53] Robin
He's not a bad guy.
[14:55] Robin
All the protein's just gone to his head.
[14:58] Bolts
The brain is made of protein, too.
[15:00] Robin
You see?
[15:01] Robin
Incredible sense of humor on this guy, huh?!
[15:04] Robin
Let's go half-and-half!
[15:05] Bolts
That was my plan!
[15:07] Robin
Ha! Easy-peasy.
[15:10] Borderlander 8
Damn it!
[15:12] Borderlander 9
Kill them! Damn it!
[15:16] Robin
Shit! We need our ranged weapons here.
[15:19] Bolts
We have a ranged weapon.
[15:20] Robin
Where?
[15:22] Bolts
Right here!
[15:32] Robin
You know I can't swim, damn it!
[15:34] Bolts
Sorry, my friend needs me!
[15:36] Borderlander 9
Fire, fire, fire!
[15:49] Robin
Whoa, I can swim now!
[15:51] Robin
You bastard!
[15:51] Robin
I'm seriously going to kill you!
[15:54] Bolts
Hold it.
[15:55] Robin
Huh?
[16:00] Brian/I
That's...
[16:08] Borderlander Leader
Hurry up! The next delivery is in 30 minutes!
[16:16] Zeno
Hey.
[16:23] Brian
No warning?!
[16:25] Brian
You're not even gonna check whether
he's a Borderlander or not?
[16:27] Zeno
Even if he's human,
this is legally self-defense.
[16:31] Brian
I really think you should get your
head checked out at the hospital.
[16:34] Zeno
I have a medical checkup tomorrow.
[16:36] Brian
So, what's the plan?
[16:37] Brian
Do we take them out one by one?
[16:39] Brian
If you want to follow the money—
[16:45] Brian
I'm pretty confident in my marksmanship!
[16:50] Brian
Don't mind if I do.
[16:51] Zeno
That idiot! He's a Borderlander!
[16:54] Borderlander 10
Don't move!
[16:55] Brian
"Borderlanders are hard to kill," was it?
[17:02] Borderlander Leader
You don't look like you're
from the Immigration Bureau.
[17:05] Borderlander Leader
Are you from the police? Or military?
[17:08] Borderlander Leader
Or...
[17:12] Borderlander Leader
There's a rumor about a new,
annoying organization
[17:15] Borderlander Leader
that specifically deals with Borderlanders.
[17:20] Borderlander Leader
You must be them.
[17:22] Brian
Th-This is his true form...
[17:25] Brian
A dinosauroid? One of those UMAs?
[17:27] Zeno
The true forms of Borderlanders
differ based on the individual.
[17:31] Zeno
Normally, they take shapes of
normal humans to follow regulations.
[17:34] Borderlander Leader
So you are from that organization.
[17:37] Borderlander Leader
It's actually rather stressful, you know,
[17:40] Borderlander Leader
having to keep makeup on at all times.
[17:44] Brian
I'm sorry I got you into this mess.
[17:48] Zeno
I anticipated this might happen.
[17:50] Zeno
Although I failed to anticipate
just how useless you'd be.
[17:53] Brian
Do you really have to keep that up now?
[17:55] Borderlander Leader
This is great!
[17:56] Borderlander Leader
Look like there'll be no hard
feelings about who dies first.
[18:02] Brian
The reason why I took this job...
[18:05] Borderlander Leader
Huh?
[18:06] Brian
I said it was for my former partner,
which might have sounded plausible.
[18:10] Brian
But that was a lie.
[18:12] Brian
I just wanted to prove you wrong!
[18:17] Borderlander Leader
Huh?
[18:18] Brian
Leave this to me.
[18:19] Brian
I'll clean up my own mess.
[18:22] Zeno
What do you think you're doing?
[18:24] Brian
This is a ritual practiced
by ancient warriors...
[18:27] Brian
who are going into their last battle!
[18:31] Borderlander Leader
Ha! He's crazy!
[18:44] Zeno
They're finally here.
[18:47] Robin
Apologies. We were looking for something.
[18:55] Bolts
Leave the rest to us!
[19:02] Zeno
I knew that specialized weapons
would be essential.
[19:05] Brian
I've seen this somewhere before...
[19:09] Robin
My skin feels tingly!
[19:22] Brian
I can't tell which side is
the Borderlanders anymore.
[19:26] Borderlander Leader
D-Damn it!
[19:28] Bolts
"I'll kill you last." That's what I told you.
[19:32] Borderlander Leader
Huh? No, you didn't.
[19:34] Bolts
That was a lie.
[19:35] Borderlander Leader
I said, you didn't—
[19:40] Borderlander Leader
Y-You bastard, I'll kill—
[19:48] Zeno
What's the matter?
[19:49] Zeno
I thought you were going to prove me wrong.
[19:53] Brian
Yeah, that's my plan!
[19:56] Brian
Marginal explosion!
[19:59] Brian/Zeno/Robin/Bolts
Fire!
[20:05] Brian
What?! Wh-Which side is the front?!
[20:07] Zeno
Both are.
[20:08] Brian
What?!
[20:09] Robin
Amateurs get them mixed up.
[20:11] Bolts
So we modified it to shoot from both ends!
[20:15] Brian
Are you all idiots?
[20:28] Theodore
Investigation into the source of funds
for the Borderlander terrorists,
[20:31] Theodore
and their illegal drug sales...
SIGN Mysterious Explosion in Jukai!
Was It Natural Gas?!
[20:34] Theodore
That was supposed to be your mission.
[20:36] Brian
Don't look at me!
[20:37] Brian
If you've got something to say, tell them!
[20:39] Robin
I have complaints, too!
[20:42] Robin
My skin feels terrible.
[20:44] Lyra
We had a hard time covering this up, too.
[20:47] Lyra
Some occult magazines went crazy over it.
[20:48] Peck
My Lyra—
[20:50] Cyrus
Anyhow, I'm glad your injuries were minor.
[20:53] Bolts
Everyone, frustration is bad for you.
[20:55] Bolts
Drink this and calm down!
[20:57] Robin
"Wow, how thoughtful!
Protein is great for skin, too!"
[21:02] Robin
Said no one ever!
[21:04] Zeno
The guy confessed.
[21:06] Zeno
This is the ringleader of the organization:
[21:10] Zeno
Rubber Suit.
[21:12] Brian
N-No way...
[21:15] Zeno
The number one pop star in the world.
E3 - Don't Overeat Caviar
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[00:02] Brian/I
I was born in East Dakota, USA.
[00:08] Brian/I
I've been so poor since I was a child
[00:14] Brian/I
that even though I make
decent money right now,
[00:18] Brian/I
my standard of living is
the lowest of the low.
[00:22] Brian/I
A guy like me shouldn't have
gorged on caviar like that.
[00:28] (Flashback) Brian
Mmm, so good!
[00:32] Brian/I
Who knew I'd end up eating hot lead, too?
SIGN Don't Overeat Caviar
[02:23] Rubber
Mmm, your cheers do turn me on.
[02:27] Rubber
I'm everyone's lover, Rubber Suit!
[02:35] Rubber
On this lovely day on such a lovely planet,
[02:39] Rubber
we will transcend our nationalities,
races, and ideologies!
[02:43] Rubber
Now, let us shout together!
[02:45] Rubber
Are you ready?
[02:47] Rubber
Happy planet!
[02:52] Zeno
Rubber Suit.
[02:54] Zeno
Because of his popularity,
[02:55] Zeno
people say there couldn't be
enough of him to go around, but...
[02:59] Zeno
His ID number is 223373.
[03:02] Zeno
He is a Borderlander,
registered ten years ago.
[03:05] Brian
Are you kidding me?
[03:07] Brian
So everyone's going crazy over
a monster or UMA or whatever?
[03:11] Lyra
There are many Borderlanders
in show business.
[03:13] Lyra
Apparently Cutie, a popular model, is one, too.
[03:16] Cyrus
I'm not too surprised.
[03:19] Robin
I hear the action star Sler is one, as well.
[03:22] Robin
The guy from Mountainous Pecs.
[03:24] Bolts
Sler is? Are you serious?
[03:27] Brian
So what about Rubber Suit?
Why are we investigating him?
[03:31] Zeno
Because it's possible that
he has the crystal skull.
[03:35] Brian
Crystal skull?
[03:38] Zeno
This is a list of the ingredients used in Confu,
the drug that was made in Jukai.
[03:42] Zeno
It contains a traditional
hallucinogenic mushroom
[03:44] Zeno
that was used in the ancient Aztec Empire.
[03:47] Cyrus
This was the lab, or what's left of it.
[03:51] Cyrus
It seems like you were refining it
to increase its effectiveness,
[03:55] Cyrus
via a ritual rather than scientific process.
[04:00] Bennett
The skull.
[04:02] Zeno
What?
[04:03] Bennett
We use the skull made of crystal.
[04:07] Bennett
Take 300 grams of mushrooms,
rub them with salt,
[04:10] Bennett
and microwave them with
the skull for three minutes.
[04:13] Bennett
Then air them for three days, and the
mushrooms' effectiveness doubles.
[04:17] Bennett
They took back the skull every time, though.
[04:20] Cyrus
Are you making fun of us?
[04:22] Bennett
I don't like jokes.
[04:24] Bennett
This is a plea bargain.
[04:26] Bennett
I don't have a strong ideology,
unlike a certain someone.
[04:30] Zeno
And this certain someone is...
[04:32] Bennett
Right, it's Rubber.
[04:35] Bennett
Only a limited number of people
have the crystal skull.
[04:39] Bolts
Also known as the "ET Skull."
[04:42] Bolts
Most of the crystal skulls
in circulation are fakes,
[04:45] Bolts
but they say this one is different.
[04:49] Cyrus
"OOPArts," or out-of-place artifacts.
[04:51] Robin
As in, "If you collect seven of them,
it'll destroy the world"?
[04:55] Brian
That sounds shady as hell.
[04:58] Theodore
After it was discovered
in a ruin in South America,
[05:01] Theodore
it was housed in the British Museum.
[05:04] Theodore
But it was stolen a few years ago, and some
intel says it fell into Rubber Suit's hands.
[05:10] Lyra
Rubber is well known
as an avid occult collector.
[05:13] Brian
He may be, but that's not
nearly enough to go after him.
[05:16] Zeno
We'll know if it's enough or not
after we investigate him.
[05:20] Zeno
There's no decency left in this world
if a clown like this is a world-famous star.
[05:24] Brian
I... wouldn't go that far.
[05:26] Robin
I don't feel a shred of rock 'n' roll from the guy.
[05:29] Robin
Wouldn't you say, brother?
[05:31] Bolts
Do you think I like rap?
[05:34] Bolts
You're absolutely right!
[05:36] Peck
Brain-energizing reggae is the best!
[05:41] Lyra
I think jazz is the best.
[05:42] Cyrus
I'm partial to classical music myself.
[05:45] Theodore
You can't forget country music.
[05:48] Robin
Punk rock is the bomb!
[05:50] Brian
So? What kind of music do you like?
[05:53] Zeno
The kind that's silent.
SIGN Rubber's Mansion
[06:01] Security Guard
Excuse me, how can we help you?
[06:04] Bolts
We're here to inspect the gas lines.
[06:06] Security Guard
I see.
[06:10] Zeno
Here are the photos of
the inside from our recon.
[06:13] Zeno
The crystal skull is most likely
stored in the basement vault.
[06:17] Zeno
There are four layers of security measures.
[06:20] Zeno
A passcode is required at
the door in front of the vault.
[06:23] Zeno
Fingerprint and iris authentication, too.
[06:25] Zeno
Finally, an electronic key owned only
by Rubber to open the door of the vault.
[06:30] Lyra
It's better-guarded than a nun's chastity.
[06:34] Robin
But I'd say no woman is
an impregnable fortress.
[06:37] Cyrus
I can't say that I agree with you there.
[06:40] Brian
Anyhow, it looks like we'd
have to tackle them one by one.
[06:45] Rubber/I
Anything for the sake of freedom!
[06:47] Rubber/I
Fight for the world!
[06:50] Lyra
Rubber Suit has donated a huge amount
of money to various charity organizations.
SIGN Login Successful
SIGN Temporary Soup Kitchen
[06:59] Rubber
Here you go!
[07:01] Robin/I
Man, Rubber is absurdly popular.
[07:04] Robin/I
He's a hero to the immigrants.
[07:16] Rubber
The rampant spread of drugs
should not be taken lightly.
[07:19] Rubber
But the drugs themselves
are not to be blamed.
[07:25] Cyrus/I
Politically, he leans toward the radicals,
and he approves of drug deregulation.
[07:31] Zeno
He seems to have a strong ideological bias.
[07:34] Zeno
With that said, we have his ID number,
fingerprints, and iris pattern.
[07:40] Zeno
We still don't have the electronic key,
but we're on to the next phase of the plan.
[07:42] Zeno
We still don't have the electronic key,
but we're on to the next phase of the plan.
[07:44] Brian
Sure, but why do I have to
pretend like I'm some celebrity?
[07:48] Bolts/I
It's fate.
[07:50] Cyrus/I
You lost the lottery.
[07:52] Robin/I
Obviously I'd upstage the star.
[07:55] Lyra/I
Don't worry, I'll guide you through it gently.
[07:58] Brian
Color me honored.
[08:01] Brian
Hopefully I don't get eaten alive.
[08:03] Zeno/I
Stop whining and make sure to
prepare what you were asked.
[08:08] Brian
Well, I'm sure they think it's
uncool to follow trends, but...
[08:13] Brian
That's what being uncool is, if you ask me!
[08:20] Brian
Let's see...
[08:24] Brian
They'll have to spot me for the tux.
[08:27] Female Anchor/I
A charity auction by the singer and actor
Rubber Suit will be held tomorrow.
SIGN CHARITY AUCTION HOSTED BY GLOBAL POP STAR
[08:34] Female Anchor/I
Collectors from all over the world
[08:36] Theodore
How is the newcomer?
[08:36] Female Anchor/I
will bring their occult items
for this extraordinary auction,
[08:37] Zeno
I have no words.
[08:39] Zeno
He's an idiot.
[08:39] Female Anchor/I
which is drawing attention from many people across different industries.
[08:41] Theodore
Aren't we all when we're young?
[08:44] Female Anchor/I
After the auction is over...
[08:46] Zeno
Who cares?
[08:51] Auctioneer
The extremely rare,
original Voynich manuscript!
[08:54] Auctioneer
Sold at the hammer price of 200 million yen!
[09:20] Lyra
Wow, that's really thoughtful of you.
[09:23] Brian
I'm a gentleman, you see.
[09:34] Zeno
Give me a sitrep.
[09:35] Brian
The auction is over.
[09:37] Brian
The reception is about to start.
[09:41] Brian
Oh, yeah, be extra thorough in that area.
[09:44] Lyra
But I'm not packing anything of note.
[09:46] Guard 1
Thank you for your cooperation.
Please enjoy yourselves.
[09:56] Zeno
Are you ready?
[10:00] Brian/Lyra/Bolts/Cyrus/Robin
Of course we are.
[10:12] Brian
Mmm, so good!
[10:14] Brian
Wow, I've never had this before.
[10:17] Lyra
What a way to waste your beautiful wife.
[10:20] Brian
Oh, come on, it's not like
anybody suspects... us...
[10:28] Male Guest 1
Excuse me.
[10:32] Brian
Why do rich people have such bad taste?
[10:34] Bolts
Please enjoy.
[10:36] Bolts
This is Dragon Flag, an original cocktail
that uses protein of the highest quality.
[10:41] Male Guest 2
Thank you.
[10:41] Robin
Would you like to try these?
[10:43] Robin
I also have fish and chips.
[10:48] Rubber
Thank you for waiting, everyone!
[10:50] Rubber
Life is a party! Enjoy it to the fullest!
[10:55] Cyrus
Looks like the items from the auction
were brought to the vault already.
[10:59] Zeno
Yes.
[11:00] Zeno
Mission start.
[11:02] Zeno
We'll start with the surveillance
camera in front of the vault.
[11:06] Isabella
Keep your eyes peeled. Don't
even miss a single glass of drink.
[11:09] Isabella
If you find anyone remotely suspicious,
respectfully ask them to leave...
[11:14] Isabella
this world.
[11:21] Lyra
I've hacked into the surveillance system.
[11:24] Lyra
The same footage will be
repeated for five minutes.
[11:28] Lyra
I'm sure they won't notice
right away, but do hurry up.
[11:33] Zeno
The newbie will head to
the front of the vault.
[11:35] Zeno
Bolts and Robin, take your positions.
[11:39] Robin
This is perfect for weight training.
[11:41] Bolts
Bulk, pump, muscle!
[12:11] Brian
Infiltration successful.
[12:13] Brian
Now, the problem is the electronic key.
[12:16] Brian
Bolts, cut the power to the security system.
[12:20] Brian
But don't let anyone
in the mansion notice.
[12:22] Brian
Set up a bypass.
[12:24] Bolts/I
Leave it to me.
[12:26] Robin
D-Did I do the math wrong?
[12:32] Bolts
What are you doing?!
[12:40] Bolts
Raise me higher.
[12:47] Bolts
Hm. This is complicated.
[12:50] Brian
Come on, hurry up! Or else...
[12:56] Brian/I
Hey, hurry it up!
[13:00] Brian
I'm gonna be cut into pieces!
[13:02] Bolts
Only two centimeters away!
[13:04] Robin/I
C-Can I ask you something?
[13:07] Bolts
What is it?
[13:08] Robin/I
Is there a point in my holding this rope?
[13:11] Bolts
What?!
[13:11] Robin/I
There's no weight sensor, is there?!
[13:14] Zeno/I
You've watched too many movies. Cut it out!
[13:27] Robin/I
Hey! What the heck are
you doing, you fake rapper?!
[13:31] Bolts/I
Punk is for idiots!
[13:33] Brian
Who cares?
[13:43] Brian
Wha...
[13:49] Brian
I'm supposed to find the skull here?
[13:55] Isabella
You'll be getting a pay cut for sure.
[14:02] Isabella
I take that back.
[14:04] Isabella
You two will be executed.
[14:06] Brian
Not here.
[14:08] Brian
Not here.
[14:10] Brian
It's not anywhere.
[14:12] Brian
Where the heck is it?
[14:13] Song
I feel so good, so good, so good, so good
[14:15] Song
Our love is infinite, infinite,
yeah (Cause Your Love)
[14:17] Brian
Also, what's up with this song?
[14:20] Brian
It's a good song, but it's distracting.
[14:21] Song
Simply so good, so good, so good, so good
[14:23] Zeno/I
Shut up and hurry!
[14:24] Song
The answer—
[14:25] Cyrus
I'm retreating now.
[14:26] Lyra
I need to get going soon, too.
[14:29] Robin
Can't you even find one item?
[14:31] Bolts
You can't focus because
your diet lacks protein.
[14:35] Brian
Why?! Why can't I find it?!
[14:36] Song
Simply so good, so good, so good, so good
[14:38] Song
The password is Infinite Love
[14:43] Brian
"Infinite"?...
[14:46] Brian
Infinity?
[14:57] Brian
This is...
[15:02] Brian
It's the hat Rubber wore on
his legendary tour of Japan!
[15:07] Brian
But I don't need that right now!
[15:08] Zeno
They're on to us now! Retreat!
[15:10] Brian
Damn it, it's not here!
[15:13] Brian
Which way? Which way are they coming from?
[15:15] Zeno/I
Right in front of you.
[15:19] Isabella
You there. What the hell are you doing here?
[15:22] Brian
Uh, I... I was looking for the bathroom.
[15:25] Isabella
That's one cheap-looking tux.
[15:28] Isabella
Is it from Blue Tree?
[15:33] Brian
A B-Borderlander?!
[15:46] Robin
Why isn't it in the vault?!
[15:47] Cyrus
Maybe it's hidden away in a different place.
[15:50] Bolts
If it were me, I'd keep it
with my training equipment.
[15:52] Lyra
Has it possibly been moved elsewhere already?
[16:03] Zeno
I found it!
[16:05] Brian
I wasn't called the Mister Miyagi
of East Dakota for nothing!
[16:27] Isabella
What a pain in the ass.
[16:30] Isabella
Wh-What was that?!
[16:32] Guards
Hurry! A gunshot!
[16:35] Isabella
Keep your voice down.
[16:36] Isabella
The intruder has been dealt with.
[16:38] Guard 1
Dealt with?
[16:44] Brian
You saved me, Peck!
[16:46] Brian
Is there a hole in your belly?
[16:48] Peck
Damn you!
[16:49] Peck
You used me as a bulletproof vest!
[16:52] Brian
Don't say that.
[16:54] Brian
Thanks to me, you got to
snuggle up against Lyra, right?
[16:59] Peck
Well, I guess it wasn't a bad deal.
[17:05] Zeno
Rodent Borderlander and stupid newbie,
shut your mouths.
[17:09] Zeno
The rest of us will continue with the mission.
[17:15] Lyra
Mixing the skull in the drink, huh?
[17:18] Robin
Is that why everyone's so high?
[17:20] Cyrus
We'll have to draw everyone's
attention to steal it.
[17:26] Robin
Why don't you show off
the rap you're so good at?
[17:28] Bolts
Why don't you do your own gig?
[17:30] Lyra
How about some classical music?
There is a piano.
[17:33] Cyrus
It doesn't suit the atmosphere.
[17:35] Cyrus
There must be some other song that works.
[17:39] Robin
I have an idea.
[17:41] Robin
Just so you know, it's not like
I'm his fan or anything.
[17:44] Rubber
I'm telling you, it feels amazing!
[17:51] Rubber
And who might you be?
[17:54] Cyrus
We are...
[17:56] Lyra
...a group called...
[17:57] Bolts
...Marginal Explosions!
[18:00] Robin
We're your biggest fans!
SIGN Rubber Suit
[18:30] Brian
What the hell?
[18:31] Brian
So they do like Rubber.
[18:42] Zeno
This is shit.
[18:44] Zeno
Better than I expected, though.
[18:47] Peck
What the heck? My dance
would have been cooler!
[19:06] Rubber
It's wonderful!
[19:08] Rubber
This is the best performance ever!
[19:10] Rubber
I'm so happy to be blessed with fans like you.
[19:16] Zeno
I prefer enka myself.
[19:38] Cyrus
Somehow...
[19:39] Bolts
...we escaped.
[19:41] Robin
Was that our plan B, a gas explosion?
[19:43] Lyra
Zeno must have distracted them all.
SIGN Shocking
Rubber Arrested
SIGN Global Star Involved in Drug Trafficking?!
[19:51] Brian
Don't you feel conflicted, as his fans?
[19:55] Robin
I-I am not.
[19:57] Lyra
I wouldn't say I'm "a fan."
[19:59] Cyrus
I just happened to know the song.
[20:00] Bolts
I'm conflicted, as a fan.
[20:02] Robin
Don't just come out and say it!
[20:03] Brian
But why did he do it?
[20:05] Brian
He's a star who has everything.
[20:08] Brian
Using the drug would be one thing,
but manufacturing it...
[20:11] Theodore
Anyhow, we now have no doubt that
this skull was used to create the drug.
[20:18] Theodore
If we keep interrogating Rubber,
everything will—
[20:20] Zeno
It's pointless.
[20:23] Zeno
That man is not Rubber himself,
but a body double.
[20:26] Team
What?!
[20:28] Brian
A body double?
[20:30] Lyra
The lookalike who stands
in for stunts and rehearsals?
[20:35] Zeno
And he's a normal human.
[20:37] Zeno
He was hired three years ago,
but he doesn't know any details.
[20:41] Robin
Are you serious?
[20:42] Cyrus
Then the real Rubber is...
[20:44] Zeno
Must be off vacationing somewhere else.
[20:47] Zeno
Either he was prepared for this bust,
or he uses his body double on a daily basis.
[20:54] Zeno
Whatever the case might be,
I guess that's what a star does.
[20:57] Zeno
Damn it.
[21:01] Rubber
The Marginal Service...
[21:04] Rubber
What a happy tone.
[21:07] Rubber
I'll be sure to listen to your capelino...
[21:12] Rubber
forever.
E4 - That Absurd Switch
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[00:00] (Flashback) Boy 1
What do you want?
[00:01] (Flashback) Boy 1
Get out of our way!
[00:06] Brian/I
There's always someone who's put
in unreasonable circumstances.
[00:06] Boys
Check out this loser!
[00:09] Young Brian
What the hell was that for?!
[00:10] Brian/I
That doesn't make it easier to give up
and say that's just how life goes.
[00:12] Boys
You got a problem?!
[00:13] Boys
Let me go!
SIGN Immigrants Are
Human Too
SIGN Immigrants Are
Human Too
[00:15] Brian/I
Everyone's screaming desperately,
raising their fists in anger.
SIGN Immigrants Are
Human Too
[00:19] Brian/I
So I understand how they feel.
[00:22] Brian/I
At least, I'd like to understand them.
[00:25] Brian/I
With that said,
[00:26] Brian/I
it's a whole other story if I'm going
to be blown up with a bomb.
[00:31] Brian/I
Especially if it happens when I'm with
an old geezer with nasty attitude.
SIGN That Absurd Switch
[02:08] Courier
Um, excuse me. Delivery.
[02:13] Courier
No signature required,
so I'll just leave it here.
[02:16] Guard
Hey, don't just—
[02:16] Immigrants
Give jobs to immigrants!
[02:17] Immigrants
Pay fair wages!
[02:18] Immigrants
The rich can go to hell!
[02:19] Courier
Have a good day.
[02:21] Guard
I swear...
[02:22] Guard
If they have time to complain,
they could be working.
[02:28] Female News Caster/I
There has been a bombing incident
at Nippo-Bank's Mejiro branch.
SIGN BREAKING
SIGN IS EXPLOSION AT NIPPO-BANK PROTEST AGAINST IMMIGRATION POLICIES
[02:33] Female News Caster/I
Thankfully, no injuries have been reported.
[02:36] Female News Caster/I
This makes the third bombing incident,
[02:37] Brian
Another bombing, huh?
[02:39] Brian
Don't tell me this is the
work of the Marginal Ser—
[02:39] Female News Caster/I
following last month's bombings at the
Immigration Bureau and Central Museum.
[02:41] Zeno
It's not.
[02:42] Female News Caster/I
It is believed that these
were acts of terrorism
[02:43] Brian
Are you serious?
[02:44] Female News Caster/I
meant to oppose Japan's immigration policies.
[02:45] Brian
How long have you...
I mean, how did you get in?
[02:47] Zeno
I came in while you were taking that long piss.
[02:56] Brian
I haven't paid my rent in two months!
[02:58] Brian
My landlord's gonna shoot me in the head!
[03:00] Zeno
If you're gonna get killed,
do it after the mission.
[03:02] Brian
Hey! Don't drink my coffee without asking!
[03:05] Brian
Also, where's my sandwich?
SIGN Unscented
Hand Wipe
SIGN With Toothpick
[03:09] Brian
Yeah, I haven't washed my hands yet, but still!
[03:16] Immigrants
Immigrants have rights, too!
[03:17] Immigrants
Return Rubber to us!
[03:18] Immigrants
Listen to our voices!
[03:20] Brian
You're pretty damn mad.
[03:23] Brian
Are you that pissed over
failing to catch Rubber?
[03:25] Zeno
Shut up.
[03:26] Brian
Rubber's the reason for
all these protests, too.
[03:29] Brian
People are raging over the
loss of such a charismatic icon.
[03:31] Zeno
I told you to shut up.
[03:34] Brian
H-Hey!
[03:41] Brian
I've been meaning to ask...
How'd you end up with this job?
[03:45] Brian
You used to be a detective, right?
[03:47] Zeno
I owe Theodore a favor.
[03:50] Zeno
And I was fed up with my work as a detective.
[03:52] Brian
That's surprising to hear
[03:54] Brian
from the legendary investigator known
far and wide as "Perfect Order."
[03:59] Zeno
Did you look me up?
[04:02] Brian
Only briefly.
[04:03] Brian
We're working together, after all.
[04:07] Brian
Is there a reason why you were
fed up with being a detective?
[04:10] Zeno
It's none of your business.
[04:14] Theodore
The Immigration Bureau.
[04:18] Theodore
The Central Museum.
[04:20] Theodore
And the bombing of Nippo-Bank
makes the third incident.
[04:26] Theodore
They're all major government facilities.
[04:28] Theodore
There's no doubt that these are
Borderlander terrorist attacks.
[04:33] Cyrus
But didn't we destroy the drug operation
that funded their activities?
[04:38] Cyrus
And Rubber, the mastermind
of it all, is gone now.
[04:40] Zeno
A snake still moves without its head.
[04:43] Theodore
Because they lost Rubber, they
may be behaving more radically.
[04:48] Theodore
There's a chance they hold a grudge
against the Marginal Service.
[04:52] Peck
Hey!
[04:53] Peck
Something was delivered upstairs!
[04:55] Theidore
Oh, it could be the
tsuchinoko shell I bought online.
[04:58] Peck
Don't you order weird stuff like...
[05:01] Peck
Hm? No, it's flowers.
[05:04] Robin
Black... roses?
[05:07] Brian
Who ordered those?
[05:09] Cyrus
They're mystical.
[05:10] Lyra
It's quite romantic.
[05:12] Peck
R-Right?
[05:14] Peck
They're actually from—
[05:22] Peck
My hands!
[05:23] Peck
Please pick up my hands!
[05:25] Bolts
Your hands?
[05:25] Peck
Oh, no! My hands!
[05:27] Robin
Only got a front paw.
[05:28] Peck
That's it! That's mine!
SIGN Bikkuri Marmot
[05:31] Brian
That was a little much.
[05:34] Cyrus
You think it was part of a grudge against us?
[05:37] Robin
Most likely.
[05:38] Robin
Otherwise, who would target that base?
[05:41] Bolts
Hm, there's no protein on the menu.
[05:44] Peck
I just treated my summer coat, damn it!
[05:47] Lyra
Give it a rest. You're all healed now, aren't you?
[05:50] Zeno
Restoration will take about an hour.
[05:52] Zeno
Once the site is ready, Cyrus and Lyra will
investigate articles left on the scene.
[05:56] Zeno
Bolts and Robin will check the surveillance
camera where the explosion happened.
[06:01] Brian
What about me?
[06:02] Zeno
We'll talk to that woman.
[06:04] Brian
Which woman?
[06:06] Zeno
You have a history with her.
[06:08] Brian
Huh?
[06:09] [SONG] Sign
Shopping District
[06:10] Boy 2
It went that way!
[06:13] Brian
The woman who attacked me is in such
an out-of-the-way Immigrant Area?
SIGN Komada Denki
[06:17] Zeno
Isabella Thorn.
[06:19] Zeno
She's an immigrant and a Borderlander.
[06:21] Zeno
She was fired from her security job
and is currently unemployed.
[06:30] Brian
Shouldn't we at least ring the doorbell?
[06:38] Brian
Hold on! We just want to talk!
[06:41] Isabella
Shut up!
[06:43] Isabella
You're trespassing.
[06:47] Zeno
Transformation without
permission is prohibited.
[06:52] Zeno
And I don't care for kung fu women.
[07:01] Brian
Talk about relentless...
[07:06] Robin
The courier only delivered
the potted plant.
[07:10] Robin
And the florist who sent it is
also innocent, which means...
[07:16] Bolts
Footage from the other bombing incidents.
[07:19] Bolts
I borrowed them from
the police station in charge.
[07:21] Robin
How long is that going to take?
[07:23] Robin
I don't even watch porn if it's that long.
[07:25] Bolts
I brought donuts.
[07:27] Robin
They're all made from soy powder.
[07:30] Robin
Man, you low-carb freak.
[07:32] Bolts
My diet is based on soy,
which is plant protein.
[07:35] Bolts
If I take whey, which is animal protein,
[07:39] Bolts
what do you think will happen?
[07:41] Robin
Who cares?
[07:49] Isabella
I've got no business with you.
[07:51] Brian
You're a Borderlander, just like Rubber.
[07:54] Brian
Don't you owe it to him?
[07:56] Isabella
It's true that we cooperated as Borderlanders.
[07:59] Isabella
But I'm not involved with the bombings.
[08:02] Zeno
I don't trust you.
[08:04] Brian
H-Hey!
[08:05] Isabella
You lot are always the same.
[08:07] Isabella
You say the Borderlanders are the same
as regular citizens, yet in reality...
[08:12] Zeno
We're simply managing them.
[08:14] Zeno
Borderlanders have freedom
of occupation, as well.
[08:18] Isabella
So you think it beats being
an illegal immigrant?
[08:21] Isabella
Then what about how we live?!
[08:22] Isabella
We have to hide who we are!
[08:25] Zeno
Be grateful that Japan
is willing to accept you.
[08:30] Isabella
You bastard!
[08:31] Brian
That's enough!
[08:33] Brian
You need to choose your words, too!
[08:35] Zeno
Many people suffer because
of terrorism and drugs.
[08:38] Zeno
That makes them nuisances.
[08:40] Brian
But only some of them are involved.
[08:42] Brian
Not everyone is a bad guy—
[08:45] Zeno
Stop being so naïve.
[08:48] Brian
You...
[08:51] Cyrus
I'm done analyzing the bomb.
[08:54] Cyrus
It's remote-controlled, and there
was a small camera in the pot.
[08:59] Cyrus
They have sophisticated technology.
[09:00] Cyrus
They have sophisticated technology.
[09:01] Brian
No one's been killed because
they timed it that way.
[09:05] Cyrus
Flower petals were found at all of the scenes.
[09:09] Cyrus
Looks like flowers were used
in the other explosions, as well.
[09:12] Lyra
Peck was blown up by roses,
[09:14] Lyra
gardenias were used at the bank,
geraniums at the museum,
[09:18] Lyra
and begonias at the Immigration Bureau.
[09:20] Brian
Flowers?
[09:25] Brian
Watch out!
[09:33] Zeno
Yeah, another bombing.
[09:35] Zeno
No injuries, and the Borderlander
woman is safe, as well.
[09:41] Isabella
Why did you protect me?
[09:43] Brian
I didn't protect you.
[09:45] Isabella
I'm a Borderlander. A little
explosion like that won't kill me.
[09:49] Brian
I bet.
[09:51] Isabella
Do you not hate Borderlanders?
[09:54] Brian
I only learned about you guys two weeks ago.
[09:58] Brian
I wouldn't let criminals
and terrorists off the hook,
[10:00] Brian
but not everyone's a bad guy.
[10:04] Brian
Ouch...
[10:07] Brian
My partner might say that makes me naïve,
[10:11] Brian
but I really want to believe that.
[10:20] Isabella
A man named Izuna Ren
might be behind all this.
[10:25] Isabella
He lived in this slum until last month,
[10:28] Isabella
while doing tough jobs at a
freight company's relay station.
[10:33] Isabella
His hobby was tinkering with machines,
and I've seen him with something like a bomb.
SIGN Fair Wages for Immigrants!
[10:38] Isabella
He participated in the immigrants'
protests, too, but he's a good man at heart.
[10:44] Isabella
The bomb earlier might have been
sent to me to clear me of suspicion.
[10:49] Isabella
Borderlanders get suspected all the time.
[10:52] Zeno
Nonsense.
[10:54] Zeno
That's bias based on your attachment to him.
[10:57] Isabella
My bias?
[10:58] Isabella
Even if that's the case,
[11:00] Isabella
how is that different from you
being hostile to us Borderlanders?
[11:04] Zeno
We're going.
[11:05] Isabella
You're not going to restrain me?
[11:07] Zeno
Shut up.
[11:10] Brian
Do you have a place to live?
[11:12] Isabella
There are plenty of empty houses.
[11:14] Isabella
Finding a place won't be a problem.
[11:16] Brian
You're tough.
[11:17] Isabella
I have to be to survive.
[11:23] Brian
I promise, one day you and your kind will
be able to live with smiles on your faces.
[11:32] Zeno
Is this it?
[11:33] Brian
Yeah.
[11:35] Brian
Izuna Ren.
[11:36] Brian
He was an aspiring physicist, but had
to give up because of money troubles.
SIGN Borderlander
[11:41] Zeno
I don't care about the bomber's backstory.
SIGN Employee Housing
[11:48] Brian
Is this... a rainbow flag?
[11:52] Zeno
Does that look like seven colors to you?
[11:55] Zeno
That's a Buddhist flag.
[11:56] Brian
Is Izuna a Buddhist?
[11:59] Zeno
Who cares?
[12:02] Brian
Damn it, it's locked!
[12:06] Brian
Seriously?
[12:09] Brian
Not again.
[12:11] Brian
What?! What's going on?!
[12:12] Zeno
You idiot!
[12:14] Zeno
What?!
[12:17] Brian
Get away from me!
[12:19] Zeno
That's my line!
[12:20] Brian
Damn, I can't get it off!
[12:22] Brian
I've never seen handcuffs like these!
[12:24] Zeno
It's a homemade trap.
[12:26] Zeno
Not only does he have extraordinary
knowledge of physics,
[12:29] Zeno
but he can manipulate
the shapes of things, too?!
[12:33] Brian
Isn't that cheating?!
[12:41] Zeno
Wh-What's going on?
[12:49] Brian
This is...
[12:51] Brian
obviously...
[12:53] Brian
a bomb, isn't it?
[12:55] Zeno
Looks like a ○○thagorean device
was set in motion.
[12:58] Brian
Is this part of his powers, too?
[13:00] Zeno
No, this is his hobby.
[13:03] Brian
Damn it! I refuse to get blown up
with you, even if it kills me!
[13:08] Brian
Oh, come on!
[13:12] Zeno
It's no use.
[13:16] Brian
Hey...
[13:21] Brian
Hey. Hey!
[13:25] Zeno
Sorry.
[13:29] Zeno
It's my fault.
[13:30] Brian
It's too late for that!
[13:32] Brian
And stop apologizing. It's creepy.
[13:35] Zeno
You're right. I take it back.
[13:37] Brian
Don't take it right back!
[13:39] Brian
Could you be any more unstable?!
[13:41] Zeno
Another life will be lost...
[13:45] Brian
Huh?
[13:48] Brian
Are you okay?
[13:50] Brian
A-Anyhow, we need to figure
out how to get out of this!
[13:54] Zeno
Y-Yeah.
[13:56] Brian
If we could just get these cuffs off...
[14:04] Brian
This is...
[14:05] Zeno
Don't be silly. It's too obvious.
[14:08] Brian
We got no other choice!
[14:12] Brian
It won't even budge!
[14:14] Zeno
Of course not!
[14:15] Zeno
Has hunger driven you mad?!
[14:17] Brian
Yeah, that's right.
[14:19] Brian
Because you wouldn't give
me the rice sandwich!
[14:29] Zeno
You kept that? How petty can you be?
[14:31] Brian
I take good care of things.
[14:36] Zeno
Picking locks now? Reveals your upbringing.
[14:38] Brian
Stop dissing me!
[14:50] Brian
It worked!
[14:51] Zeno
Go!
[14:51] Brian
Yeah!
[14:55] Brian
Holy crap, I thought I was dead for a second.
[15:20] Brian
It's not... exploding?
[15:23] Brian
This song... Is it Rubber's?
[15:26] Zeno
The bomb was a bluff.
[15:29] Zeno
If killing us isn't the objective here, then...
[15:34] Zeno
If it didn't detonate even
though he wanted it to...
[15:38] Zeno
If the bomb at Isabella's wasn't
intended to rule her out as a suspect...
[15:43] Brian
Huh? What are you mumbling about?
[15:46] Zeno
That's it! I've got it!
[15:48] Zeno
Contact Theodore.
[15:50] Zeno
There's something I need to confirm.
[15:57] Robin
The "Goshiki Fudo"?
[15:58] Lyra
What's that?
[16:00] Theodore
A couple of centuries ago,
[16:01] Theodore
a shogun in Japan tried to erect
a barrier around the capital,
[16:05] Theodore
and as advised by a famous monk,
he built five Fudo, or temples to Acala.
[16:09] Theodore
They're located in Meguro,
Mejiro, Meaka, Meki, and Meao.
[16:15] Cyrus
These locations...
[16:16] Bolts
...coincide with where the bombings happened.
[16:19] Theodore
Until a few years ago, there was
a Meguro Fudo where this base stands.
[16:23] Bolts
Flowers of the colors associated
with each of the Fudo exploded,
[16:27] Bolts
and a burst of flames in
the same colors went up.
[16:30] Robin
Which means...
[16:31] Cyrus
The bomber caused explosions at each
Goshiki Fudo for some sort of ritual?
[16:35] Theodore
There's no doubt about it.
[16:38] Lyra
Then Zeno and Brian went to...
[16:41] Theodore
The Goshiki Fudo were established according to
the theory of yin-yang and the five elements.
[16:47] Theodore
So connecting these locations
will reveal another location.
[16:55] Theodore
It's Kami-no-Miya Stadium.
[17:08] Zeno
Getting ready for a fireworks show?
[17:12] Izuna
How did you find this place?
[17:14] Brian
Because of our line of work,
we're well-versed in occult stuff.
[17:18] Zeno
Naturally, we're also well-versed
in ways to apprehend you.
[17:22] Izuna
There used to be a small stele here.
[17:27] Izuna
Do you know what was carved on it?
[17:31] Brian
Of course we've looked into it.
SIGN Stele of Tengu
[17:35] Brian
It's a tengu.
[17:37] Izuna
That's right.
[17:42] Izuna
My ancestor was a collaborator
[17:43] Izuna
of High Priest Tenkai, who put up
a barrier using the Goshiki Fudo.
[17:48] Brian
But that's just a myth.
[17:51] Izuna
How do you know that it's
a myth and not the truth?
[17:55] Izuna
Myths, superstitions, delusions...
[17:58] Izuna
These are how humans describe the existence
and achievements of us Borderlanders
[18:03] Izuna
to bury us in history.
[18:06] Brian
And to complain, you went
for terrorist bombings?
[18:08] Brian
Find some other way to self-promote.
[18:11] Izuna
Of course, it was meant
to make our presence known.
[18:15] Izuna
But the true objective was elsewhere.
[18:19] Izuna
It was to protect.
[18:20] Brian
To protect?
[18:22] Izuna
From redevelopment and land rezoning.
[18:24] Izuna
The original landscapes
of Japan that are being lost,
[18:27] Izuna
and marks of Borderlander presence
that are being erased...
[18:31] Izuna
He was trying to use the Goshiki Fudo
barrier to protect those, I suspect.
[18:36] Brian
You "suspect"?
[18:38] Zeno
So it was Rubber's orders?
[18:40] Izuna
Yes, he sent me a new song that
was not yet released for sale.
[18:44] Izuna
It was a 45 RPM vinyl record.
[18:46] Izuna
The lyrics implied that we
needed to cause the bombings.
[18:50] Izuna
"Exploding at Goshiki Fudo,
in yellow, white, black, red, and blue."
[18:55] Zeno
Enough. Shut up.
[18:59] Zeno
I don't care what the perv pop star
is planning. I just know it ends now.
[19:03] Izuna
Yes, seems like it.
[19:13] Brian
I agree that we need to arrest him.
[19:16] Brian
It is our job to capture Borderlanders.
[19:20] Brian
But...
[19:21] Brian
It's still okay to do something
that makes us smile, right?
[19:27] Brian
Marginal explosion!
[19:32] Zeno
That idiot.
[19:47] Brian
Wh-What's happening?!
[20:00] Zeno
This is...
[20:04] Brian
Ha! As expected of Rubber.
[20:07] Brian
He's got some wild taste for sure.
[20:10] Izuna
I suppose it's a monolith to mark
the presence of Borderlanders.
SIGN Mysterious Stele Appears
Effect of Subsidence
[20:30] Robin
There could be...
[20:32] Bolts
...more wonders hidden away in this city.
[20:35] Lyra
We got lucky that it was only
the huge nose of the tengu.
[20:40] Cyrus
It could have annihilated Shibujuku if the
Goshiki Fudo barrier had been activated.
[20:46] Brian
Don't be ridiculous.
[20:47] Brian
All of you are way too
deep into this occult stuff.
[20:50] Zeno
Shut up.
[20:51] Zeno
This is Rubber's doing,
so anything can happen—
[20:55] Brian
Argh, just shut up!
[20:58] Peck
Hey! Something got delivered upstairs!
[21:00] Theodore
Oh, perhaps it's the
tsuchinoko shell this time!
[21:03] Peck
I told you not to order weird stuff like—
[21:11] Zeno
Looks like it's safe to say
that we're being targeted.
[21:17] Brian
Are you kidding me?
E5 - Sexy Santa Lights the Holy Night
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[00:01] Brian/I
I don't have good memories of Christmas.
[00:05] Brian/I
Because that's the day my father, who was
a traveling entertainer, disappeared.
SIGN Merry Xmas
I've been appointed the new Santa Claus,
so I'm leaving
[00:14] Brian/I
The darts I got as a present
[00:17] Brian/I
became symbols of how merciless love can be.
[00:24] Brian/I
Ever since then, I hate to
even see Santa Claus's face.
[00:29] Brian/I
That said, if it's a sexy Santa,
that's a whole other story.
SIGN Sexy Santa Lights the Holy Light
[00:34] Brian/I
Her existence itself is the gift.
SIGN Call
SIGN Unknown
[02:16] Brian
Huh? Why did the ringtone change?
[02:21] Brian
Wait!
[02:23] Brian
No way... Not another bomb?!
[02:35] Brian
What the hell is this?!
[02:37] Robin
This is... pretty amazing.
[02:40] Cyrus
It gave me heartburn first
thing in the morning.
[02:42] Bolts
It's the best Christmas present.
[02:45] Brian
There's no good reason why
I should be harassed by a Santa!
[02:47] Lyra
Then who sent this to you?
[02:49] Brian
Who knows? Must be from a throwaway account.
[02:52] Robin
Speaking of which, I got...
[02:55] Cyrus
And I received...
[02:57] Brian
What?! I don't remember being
chased around by paparazzi!
[03:01] Robin
This one also has a random sender name.
[03:03] Cyrus
Is someone harassing the Marginal Service?
[03:07] Cyrus
Someone sent us a bomb last time.
[03:09] Peck
A bomb?! Where?! Not again!
[03:12] Lyra
These photos must be from a webcam
or a surveillance camera, right?
[03:18] Theodore
We got something over here, as well.
SIGN Search
SIGN Inbox
SIGN Mate tea has shipped
Notice of Regular Emergency Drill
James Rosenberg, President of the Committee of 300
Re: Request for Design Revision for Dope Store Manager mask
[03:21] Theodore
"Yippee-ki-yay"? Oh, this is
from the film Die Hard.
[03:25] Lyra
Wait! Don't open it!
[03:29] Brian
Th-This is...
[03:31] Peck
Are you serious?!
[03:32] Peck
That fricking cat!
[03:33] Peck
That's revenge porn!
[03:36] Lyra
I don't care who you're flirting with.
[03:38] Lyra
But at this rate, the Marginal Service
will have to be dissolved.
SIGN Sending Data
[03:42] Cyrus
"Sending Data"? Don't tell me..
[03:43] Lyra
Yes, that was a sort of stepping stone.
[03:46] Robin
After the bomb attack, it's a cyber-attack?
[03:49] Brian
Just how deep is their grudge against us?
[03:51] Bolts
This could be another
one of Rubber's schemes.
[03:54] Cyrus
If data about the Marginal Service
and Borderlanders gets leaked...
[03:57] Theodore
It will cause a huge panic.
[04:00] Theodore
We must stop—
[04:01] Lyra
I'm working on it, okay?
[04:04] Zeno
Move!
[04:10] Zeno
Now we've stopped it.
[04:12] Lyra
I could have blocked it in three seconds,
[04:14] Lyra
but because a chair came flying by...
[04:18] Lyra
The defense system is completely down,
and now we can't stop the data leak.
[04:22] Announcement
Emergency security activated.
[04:24] Announcement
Shutting down the entire system.
[04:31] Theodore
The line here is linked with
the Borderlander holding facility.
[04:35] Theodore
If it's shut down...
[04:42] Zeno
Everyone, head out to the field.
[04:47] Bolts
This is...
[04:48] Robin
Obviously over capacity!
[04:50] Zeno
It's because you're too big. Get over it.
[04:54] Brian
Hey, you're going too fast!
[04:56] Lyra
There's a possibility that other major
facilities, not just us, will get attacked.
[05:01] Lyra
We can't let him do whatever he wants.
[05:04] Brian
Him? You mean Rubber?
[05:18] Lyra
The machine at this place
is the best in Shibujuku.
[05:20] Brian
And what drinks? Is there an open bar?
[05:23] Lyra
For now, just lend me your phone.
[05:26] Brian
My phone? Why?
[05:28] Lyra
Just give it to me!
[05:30] Brian
Jeez, what the heck...
[05:33] Lyra
Back-tracing the photo of Bolts...
[05:36] Lyra
The sender is encrypted, and it
goes through several terminals.
[05:41] Cyrus
It's outstanding work.
[05:49] Brian
Hey, what about my privacy?!
[05:52] Lyra
We can narrow down the
possible senders to these.
[05:55] Guard
D-Don't move!
[05:58] Bennett
I only scratched my butt.
[06:00] Sakaki
Of course, now that the electronic
lock is down, we can easily get out.
[06:05] Guard
T-Try anything funny, and...
[06:08] Bennett
You'll kill us with that?
[06:10] Bennett
But we're Borderlanders who are hard to kill.
[06:14] Zeno
We may not kill you, but it'll slow you down.
[06:17] Robin
Stay quiet until the system is restored.
[06:20] Bolts
Like a bronze statue of Hercules.
[06:30] Lyra
I'm not used to these heels.
[06:33] Brian
How does she move like that
with such a tiny body?
[06:37] Brian
She's tough.
[06:38] Cyrus
Judging someone based on
their physical characteristics?
[06:42] Cyrus
You're rather old-fashioned.
[06:45] Brian
I mean, if she has that much skill,
[06:47] Brian
wouldn't she be better off
working for YBM or something?
[06:51] Brian
Who is Lyra, anyway?
[06:53] Cyrus
They say she was a Russian sparrow.
[06:55] Brian
For real?!
[06:56] Cyrus
Or a professor at MIT.
[06:58] Brian
Professor?!
[07:00] Cyrus
Some even say she's French royalty.
[07:02] Brian
Which is it?!
[07:03] Cryus
Your guess is as good as mine.
[07:05] Cryus
Isn't that the same for all of us
at the Marginal Service?
[07:08] Brian
Yeah...
[07:09] Brian
I guess so.
[07:13] Brian
Is this the right place?
[07:16] Cyrus
Isn't it just a deserted church?
[07:18] Lyra
Look.
[07:21] Cyrus
A surveillance camera and an automatic gun.
[07:25] Brian
Doesn't seem like a simple
place to pray to God.
[07:28] Lyra
Since I'm a goddess, I get a free pass.
[07:36] Brian
Whoa, what the hell?!
[07:38] Cyrus
Is that chaff?
[07:39] Lyra
Yup! Electronic countermeasures are
something every lady needs to know.
[07:43] Brian
It even smells nice.
[07:53] Technician A
Hold on!
[07:54] Technician A
We're with the Security Agency!
[07:56] Brian
Huh?
[07:57] Lyra
It's a top-secret SIGINT agency that
intercepts all the world's information.
[08:02] Cyrus
Who would've believed it actually existed?
[08:04] Technician A
It's nothing to be surprised about.
[08:07] Technician A
We're the ones who send the Marginal
Service their intel on Borderlanders.
[08:12] Lyra
Kind of like ECHELON, whose existence
is not officially acknowledged.
[08:17] Brian
ECHELON?
[08:18] Cyrus
It's an American intercept facility that
became a hot topic a couple of decades ago.
[08:23] Cyrus
In the end, it was written off as
something of an urban legend.
[08:26] Brian
Disguising these things as conspiracies
seems to be pretty common.
[08:30] Lyra
More importantly, our system was hacked.
[08:34] Lyra
The email that triggered it
was sent from here.
[08:39] Technician A
Actually, a part of our system was hacked.
[08:43] Technician A
The damage was minimal,
and we blocked the hacker,
[08:45] Technician A
but we haven't been able to
identify who sent the virus.
[08:50] Lyra
Shit!
[08:54] Brian
Wh-What's happening?!
[08:56] Lyra
It's being controlled remotely!
[09:04] Brian
Remote control?
[09:06] Brian
Does that mean the creep shots
of Bolts and me were...
[09:09] Lyra
They must have hacked the street
surveillance cameras and home webcams.
[09:13] Brian
Th-That's way too high tech!
[09:15] Lyra
It's the dark side of living in an IT society.
[09:18] Lyra
We have to catch him as soon as we can.
[09:21] Brian
So you do know who's responsible?
[09:24] Lyra
The only hacker who could crack
this system is Eddie Snow.
[09:29] Brian
Eddie? Who's that?
[09:32] Lyra
My ex-boyfriend.
[09:36] Theodore
Eddie Snow...
[09:37] Theodore
ID number FJ3659339G. A Borderlander.
[09:43] Theodore
He seems to have been in Russia as a
white-hat hacker until three years ago.
[09:48] Peck
A white-hat hacker? More like a mothercker.
[09:51] Peck**
I can't believe my Lyra
was dating a Borderlander.
[09:55] Theodore
Currently, there is no law that prohibits
romance between humans and Borderlanders.
[10:00] Theodore
You're a Borderlander yourself.
[10:02] Peck
That's why I'm jealous!
[10:08] Lyra
With Eddie, I worked on a security
system associated with the KGB.
[10:13] Lyra
It didn't take long for us
to end up in a relationship.
[10:17] Brian
Why did you break up? Did he cheat on you?
[10:19] Lyra
He got... sick.
[10:23] Lyra
With an incurable disease that caused
his body to gradually become immobile.
[10:26] Lyra
I tried to support him, but...
[10:29] Lyra
He disappeared on me.
SIGN BRUNO WILLS
[10:34] Lyra
Now that I think about it, maybe he
wanted to hide that he was a Borderlander.
[10:41] Cyrus
Then you didn't know that
he wasn't human until...
[10:43] Lyra
Until Theodore told us just now.
[10:47] Lyra
I mean, I knew something was off.
[10:49] Lyra
I was going to marry him if we had a child,
but there was no sign of that happening.
[10:54] Cyrus
It's difficult for humans
and Borderlands to crossbreed.
[10:58] Cyrus
Which is only natural since
we have different genes.
[11:00] Lyra
He was no different from
a human guy in bed, though.
[11:04] Brian
I don't need the details, thank y—
[11:08] Cyrus
Hey, safety first!
[11:10] Brian
Don't yell at me! They careened into us!
[11:13] Driver
Oh, yeah, I got us a table at a three-star
restaurant, so look forward to it.
[11:18] Navigation
The reservation has been canceled.
[11:19] Driver
Whoa!
[11:21] Lyra
God, this sucks. I hit my chin.
[11:24] Brian
Oh, damn it!
[11:25] Brian
They're all bunch of idiots!
[11:26] Lyra
Look out!
[11:28] Brian
Are you kidding me?!
What happened to yellow?!
[11:31] Cyrus
Another one's coming!
[11:32] Brian
Hold on, is this...
[11:35] Cyrus
The cars and the traffic lights are rigged?
[11:38] Lyra
Looks like the electronic devices
nearby are being controlled.
[11:41] Brian
Which means...
SIGN YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS
[11:45] Brian
Hey! Do something!
[11:47] Cyrus
W-Well, there's no real harm done.
[11:51] Brian
Damn it! Shut up!
[11:53] Siri/I
You shut up, dumbass.
[11:55] Brian
What?! Who are you calling a dumbass?!
[11:58] Cyrus
No need to be angry at the machine.
[12:01] Lyra
Just take us to the destination.
[12:03] Lyra
Distracted driving is against the law.
[12:05] Brian
Our navigation's all over the place, too!
[12:07] Siri
Your face is all over the place.
[12:09] Brian
Oh, shut up! Or I'll smash you!
[12:11] Siri
Oh...
[12:13] Brian
What?!
[12:14] Brian
I just upgraded it...
[12:16] Cyrus
Maybe take this opportunity
for a digital detox?
[12:18] Brian
Easy for you to say!
[12:20] Lyra
Either way, it looks like we won't need
to depend on machines from here.
[12:27] Bennett
Let's put an end to this staring contest.
[12:29] Robin
Just a little more until
the system's restored.
[12:32] Sakaki
If the power is out, why don't you
bring out a cake with some candles?
[12:36] Sakaki
Borderlanders have the right
to enjoy Christmas.
[12:40] Bolts
But Santa only comes to good boys and girls.
[12:45] Guard
It's for you.
[12:46] Guard
I didn't know anyone still sent telegrams.
[12:51] Zeno
You and I need to talk.
[12:53] Zeno
Depending on your answer,
you might get a cheap cake.
[12:59] Cyrus
Isn't this the biggest internet
base station in Shibujuku?
[13:04] Brian
How sure are you that this Eddie guy is here?
[13:06] Lyra
The church had a very strong security system.
[13:10] Lyra
There are limited ways to breach it.
[13:14] Fire Fighter A
No entry past this point.
[13:16] Fire Fighter B
There was an alert about a poisonous gas leak.
[13:19] Brian
That alert was falsified.
[13:22] Brian
We're special agents.
Please get out of our way.
[13:25] Fire Fighter A
The Marginal Service?
[13:28] Brian
Ask the United Nation for the details.
[13:34] Brian
Damn it!
[13:35] Brian
It opened just a minute ago!
[13:38] Lyra
I guess we're still being watched.
[13:43] Lyra/I
I know it's you, Eddie.
[13:45] Eddie
Hmph.
[13:47] Lyra
Open up. I just want to talk a bit.
[13:51] Eddie/I
I can't trust you.
[13:53] Eddie/I
I haven't seen you in ten years.
[13:57] Lyra
I promise we're only here to talk.
[13:59] Lyra
I'll have my reindeer wait here.
[14:01] Brian
Who are you calling a reindeer?
My nose isn't red!
[14:05] Eddie
Where's the proof that
you aren't here to harm me?
[14:18] Cyrus
Now your nose is red.
[14:20] Brian
Sh-Shut up!
[14:21] Lyra/I
I'm unarmed.
[14:23] Lyra/I
Unless you consider nudity to
be a woman's weapon, of course.
[14:30] Eddie/I
Just you.
[14:43] Lyra
It's been a while.
[14:44] Lyra
Did you lose weight?
[14:46] Eddie
I don't know.
[14:47] Eddie
You're even more beautiful than I remember.
[14:50] Lyra
Most men compliment me
when I look like this.
[14:54] Eddie
I don't lie.
[14:56] Eddie
In this day and age, not even your heart
or thoughts are safe from prying eyes.
[14:59] Lyra
And you took control of the internet
around here to blow the whistle on society?
[15:05] Eddie
Yes. I woke up to social justice.
[15:10] Eddie
We once believed that a highly developed
network could open a new door of knowledge.
[15:17] Eddie
It was the birth of AI,
artificial intelligence.
[15:20] Eddie
But it turns out the government only used it
to tighten up monitoring and management.
[15:25] Eddie
Anything foreign is either removed
or pushed into the margins of society.
[15:29] Eddie
Privacy and individual freedom are
non-existent, especially for Borderlanders.
[15:34] Eddie
We've made no progress from Orwell's 1984.
[15:37] Lyra
The 80s were a good time.
[15:40] Lyra
The action films in particular
were the best, right?
[15:42] Eddie
Films aside, I can't accept a society like this.
[15:46] Eddie
The Japanese government must experience
the discomfort of being watched.
[15:51] Lyra
If you don't like being watched, why
don't you try to live more openly, like me?
[15:56] Eddie
You haven't changed at all.
[15:59] Eddie
So beautiful and intelligent...
[16:04] Lyra
You're pointing a gun at
someone who's unarmed?
[16:07] Eddie
You're hiding a gun on your back, aren't you?
[16:10] Lyra
Wow... So you noticed.
[16:13] Eddie
You stripped to distract me from it.
[16:16] Eddie
Like in the last scene of the
action movie we used to love.
[16:21] Eddie
I wish we could watch it together again.
[16:26] Lyra
That's too bad.
[16:28] Lyra
I would never—
[16:32] Sakaki
So fragile.
[16:33] Sakaki
This is why we can't rely on machines.
[16:36] Eddie
You are...
[16:38] Lyra
A Borderlander in custody.
[16:40] Lyra
His special characteristic is
the ability to become invisible.
[16:42] Sakaki
No offense, but they told me they'd
reduce my sentence if I cooperated.
[16:46] Lyra
No matter how the network develops,
there are still things you can't see.
[16:56] Eddie
What a shame. I wish the two of us
could talk more about old times.
[17:02] Lyra
What is this?
[17:03] Lyra
Are you the same type of Borderlander?!
[17:05] Sakaki
No, this is...
[17:08] Lyra
A hologram?
[17:10] Eddie
My actual body is long gone.
[17:13] Eddie
Because of the disease,
I couldn't maintain my physical body!
[17:16] Sakaki
Wha—
[17:22] Eddie
Borderlanders are difficult to kill,
so it's not a problem, right?
[17:25] Eddie
Although we can't beat sickness and death.
[17:27] Lyra
So you're a computer ghost?
[17:29] Lyra
Looks like catching you is impossible.
[17:31] Eddie
As you know, a massive amount of
information collected from the network
[17:36] Eddie
becomes the basis of AI as big data.
[17:39] Eddie
This body is but a phantom made from
my memories and intercepted data,
[17:44] Eddie
but it's the product of my
unwavering will and knowledge.
[17:48] Eddie
That's why it can influence the world.
[17:52] Lyra
Don't tell me...
[17:54] Eddie
Yes. It's set up so that a
malicious virus will spread
[17:59] Eddie
as soon as my mind
accesses the network system.
[18:03] Eddie
Connected devices will be
completely destroyed,
[18:07] Eddie
along with everything from the
Borderlander management system
[18:09] Eddie
to most major infrastructure.
[18:12] Eddie
The world itself will collapse.
[18:17] Lyra
And how do we stop that?
[18:22] Eddie
Tell me... that you love me again.
[18:27] Eddie
If I can have that, I will disappear
with a beautiful memory in my heart.
[18:32] Lyra
Memory...
[18:51] Lyra
I can still remember the three years
I spent with you so clearly.
[18:57] Eddie
Lyra...
[18:59] Lyra
But...
[19:00] Lyra
the past...
[19:04] Lyra
is the past!
[19:08] Lyra
Days gone by...
[19:10] Eddie
W-Wait, hear me o—
[19:12] Lyra
...will not come back!
[19:14] Eddie
Don't do it!
[19:18] Lyra
I'm not interested in tales of the past.
I live in the present.
[19:24] Eddie
You really haven't changed at all.
[19:34] Brian
Lyra!
[19:35] Brian
Wh-What's going on?
[19:38] Cyrus
You didn't hold back at all, did you?
[19:41] Sakaki
J-Just send me back to prison.
[19:44] Sakaki
That woman is crazy...
[19:46] Lyra
Oh, I only showed him
how transient love can be.
[19:51] Brian
Man, Christmas is scary.
[19:54] Lyra
Marginal explosion.
SIGN Unidentified Large-Scale Communications Failure
in Shibujuku Area
SIGN Could Have Led to a Huge Disaster
Expert Analysis
[20:05] Theodore
Anyhow, I'm glad it didn't
escalate to something worse.
[20:09] Brian
But what was Eddie trying to do?
[20:12] Brian
If he didn't want an Orwellian society,
why didn't he just destroy it?
[20:16] Peck
He obviously wanted to get my
Lyra's attention, you dummy!
[20:20] Brian
What?! That's all?!
[20:22] Lyra
More or less, I guess.
[20:24] Cyrus
All he did was harass Brian,
now that we think about it.
[20:28] Robin
You're telling me the guy
was jealous of him?!
[20:30] Bolts
But why Brian?
[20:32] Brian
That's because I'm good-looki—
[20:34] Zeno
No.
[20:35] Zeno
I looked into all the communication
channels he was involved in.
[20:39] Brian
Is this Rubber's?
[20:41] Zeno
He misunderstood your relationship with Lyra
[20:44] Zeno
because he was in the AI security
system at Rubber's mansion.
[20:49] Brian
Hold on, that means...
[20:51] Zeno
Yeah. Eddie Snow was connected to Rubber.
[20:55] Zeno
And he left a clue.
[20:58] Zeno
Rubber ran away to...
SIGN Higashino Island
[21:01] Zeno
this island.
[21:15] Rubber
I'm so ready for them to find me.
E6 - Boobs for a Marmot, Air Tank for a Shark
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[00:03] Brian/I
Everyone has their own past.
[00:06] Brian/I
And most of the time,
it's a past with bad memories.
[00:12] Brian/I
In my case, what I did to
be helpful backfired on me,
[00:18] Brian/I
and everyone ignored me.
[00:22] Brian/I
In any case, after I became a cop and
came to Japan, I made some friends.
[00:30] Brian/I
The shitty times from my past
are now bittersweet memories.
[00:38] Brian/I
So maybe the experience of getting
attacked by an incredibly large shark
SIGN Boobs for a Marmot, Air Tank for a Shark
[00:42] Brian/I
will someday be... a good memory?
[02:21] Zeno
Eddie Snow was connected to Rubber.
[02:25] Zeno
And he left a clue.
[02:27] Zeno
Rubber ran away to this island.
[02:30] Brian
Higashino Island.
[02:32] Robin
A volcanic island that formed 15 years ago.
[02:35] Zeno
There was a flight record for
Rubber's Cessna in Snow's AI.
[02:41] Zeno
There is no doubt that
Rubber headed to that island.
[02:44] Thedore
The island is located
within the Dragon Triangle.
[02:48] Brian
The Dragon Triangle?
[02:49] Theodore
A very popular area among occult fans.
[02:52] Theodore
It's also called the Devil's Sea, and many
ships and airplanes go missing in that area.
[02:57] Brian
Why did Rubber go to a place like that?
[02:59] Brian
Is he gonna hide there until things calm down?
[03:02] Lyra
I'd choose the Maldives, at least.
[03:05] Bolts
I want to go to Skull Island.
[03:07] Bolts
I want to see King Kong.
[03:08] Robin
Then just look in the mirror.
[03:10] Bolts
Hm? Don't you mean look at you?
[03:13] Robin
Shut up!
[03:15] Brian
Anyhow, we'll have to go to the island.
[03:17] Brian
I can't wait to catch that bastard!
[03:20] Cyrus
I'd rather stay here, actually.
[03:22] Brian
Oh, don't be a drag!
[03:24] Cyrus
I don't like the outdoors.
[03:26] Cyrus
And the blazing sun is the worst.
[03:28] Brian
Huh? That's the problem
with puny wimps like...
[03:33] Zeno
A medical team is essential in survival.
[03:39] Cyrus
I'll need fail-safe bug repellent and sunscreen.
[03:42] Cyrus
If anything happens to my skin,
I'm applying for worker's comp.
[03:45] Brian
Don't worry.
[03:47] Brian
As long as you don't forget
to bring that, you're good.
[03:50] Cyrus
Bring what?
[03:51] Brian
A pair of swim trunks, obviously!
[04:03] Cyrus
You're not here to work, are you?
[04:05] Brian
Look! Dolphins!
[04:07] Robin
Oh, yeah! They're like mermaids!
[04:09] Bolts
Such lean muscles!
[04:12] Lyra
Can someone help me put on my sunscreen?
[04:15] Peck
At your service!
[04:17] Lyra
Your claws are too long, so no thanks.
[04:19] Peck
Please! Can't you see these plump paw pads?!
[04:22] Cyrus
So what about this is the Devil's Sea?
[04:26] Cyrus
Why can't we land already?
[04:27] Zeno
I would if I could.
[04:29] Zeno
But the tide is ebbing right now.
[04:31] Zeno
Trying to land would shred the hull.
[04:33] Curus
Then we could have taken a chopper.
[04:35] Zeno
It got destroyed in the mission in Jukai.
[04:38] Zeno
We haven't gotten a replacement.
[04:40] Cyrus
Kinda cheap for a UN-affiliated organization.
[04:44] Brian
We're newly established. What can ya do?
[04:47] Brian
Anyhow, there's only one thing we can do now.
[04:50] Cryus
What's that?
[04:51] Brian
Fishing, obviously!
[04:56] Brian
The time limit is one hour!
[04:58] Brian
Everyone buys a drink for whoever
catches the biggest fish!
[05:01] Robin
Leave it to me!
[05:03] Robin
I'll catch Moby Dick!
[05:05] Bolts
Can I use protein as bait?
[05:08] Brian
Use whatever! Now fish!
[05:09] Cyrus
I'll pass, actually.
[05:11] Cyrus
I don't like seafood.
[05:13] Lyra
Oh, you don't like slimy stuff?
[05:15] Brian
You can't touch fish? A city boy
through and through.
[05:19] Cyrus
Fish are apparently more intelligent than
we think, but they're still far inferior to us.
[05:25] Brian
You can be so standoffish.
[05:27] Robin
I see what you did there!
[05:33] Lyra
Looks like a nice haul.
[05:36] Peck
Look, my Lyra! An octopus!
[05:40] Bolts
Four of us are tied right now.
[05:42] Robin
What, you came up empty?
Like the inside of his head?
[05:46] Brian
Calm down, Brian.
[05:48] Brian
Get too impatient, and the fish'll know...
[05:50] Brian
and I got a bite!
[05:52] Brian
This is big, man!
[05:56] Lyra
Wow, that sure is impressive.
[05:58] Robin
Is it bigger than Peck's wiener?
[06:00] Peck
Mine's a hundred times bigger than that!
[06:03] Bolts
I'd say it contains an estimated
two grams of protein.
[06:05] Brian
Sh-Shut up!
[06:06] Brian
I caught it to use as bait!
[06:08] Brian
With this, I'll catch a bigger—
[06:12] Robin
Come on! Let go of your rod!
[06:14] Peck
You'll get dragged in!
[06:15] Brian
Screw that! It's a big one! I'm gonna win!
[06:17] Lyra
Now's not the time for that!
[06:19] Robin
Give it up! It's too big!
[06:21] Brian
No! This is my catch! I'm keeping it!
[06:24] Cyrus
What are you going to do?
[06:25] Zeno
Nothing. I'll be grateful if it drags him away.
[06:26] Robin
Let it go!
[06:29] Robin
D-Damn it, at this rate...
[06:31] Lyra
Someone, cut the fishing line!
[06:32] Peck
Got it!
[06:37] Brian
Hey, that's obstruction!
[06:39] Brian
We gotta do it over!
[06:41] Lyra
I'm sorry, but I don't think
we have time for that.
[06:43] Brian
Huh?
[06:46] Robin
Is it eight meters or nine?
[06:49] Bolts
No, at least ten meters.
[06:51] Brian
Man, we needed a bigger ship.
[06:54] Cyrus
A shark?
[06:55] Zeno
No, it's...
SIGN Borderlander
[07:00] Zeno
An aquatic Borderlander.
SIGN Borderlander
SIGN Borderlander
SIGN Borderlander
SIGN Borderlander
[07:07] Zeno
Bruce Gillman.
[07:08] Zeno
A Borderlander who disappeared
from Japan a year ago.
[07:11] Brian
So that's his real form.
[07:15] Brian
He doesn't need to take
a human form, I guess.
[07:17] Robin
Leaving the country illegally and
enjoying a leisurely swim in the sea?
[07:21] Lyra
According to his record, he's hopping
from place to place, job to job.
[07:25] Bolts
Perhaps he couldn't adjust to human life.
[07:29] Zeno
He probably couldn't fit into society
and had nowhere to belong.
[07:33] Zeno
His type are everywhere.
[07:43] Peck
Is he trying to eat us?!
[07:45] Robin
Do Borderlanders eat humans?!
[07:47] Bolts
Maybe he doesn't want to get captured?!
[07:51] Lyra
Then why doesn't he just run?
[07:53] Lyra
The ocean is big!
[07:54] Cyrus
Whether he's a shark or a man,
he's clearly in a state of extreme confusion.
[07:59] Brian
The boat's not gonna last!
[08:02] Brian
What do we do?!
[08:03] Zeno
There's only one thing we can do.
[08:05] Zeno
Time to hunt sharks.
[08:14] Brian
Take this!
[08:18] Brian
Damn it, he's so fast!
[08:19] Cyrus
The shark's top speed is supposed to
be around 50 kilometers per hour,
[08:23] Cyrus
but that specimen is far superior.
[08:27] Robin
Out of my way!
[08:29] Robin
This is how you hunt a shark!
[08:34] Robin
Hm? That's odd.
[08:36] Robin
The shark is supposed to chomp
on the tank so I can shoot at it.
[08:39] Bolts
What's odd is your head.
[08:41] Lyra
Move.
[08:42] Lyra
This is a stun grenade made
from the ship's battery!
[08:45] Lyra
It should knock out any fish!
[08:58] Lyra
Seriously?!
[08:59] Lyra
He saw through my move?!
[09:00] Robin
Being a Borderlander, he has
human-level intelligence.
[09:03] Cyrus
Or higher.
[09:05] Bolts
Move! I'm Ahab!
[09:13] Brian
Those are some sharp teeth!
[09:14] Robin
That was a steel harpoon!
[09:17] Brian
Crap!
[09:18] Brian
Are you kidding me?!
[09:30] Brian
Hey! It ate the squirrel!
[09:32] Robin
Squirrel? You mean the rat?
[09:34] Lyra
Wasn't he a badger?
[09:35] Zeno
Forget him!
[09:36] Zeno
Peck is a Borderlander who can
adjust to all kinds of environments.
[09:39] Zeno
He won't die so easi—
[09:44] Brian
Hey, don't let go!
[09:46] Zeno
I'd rather get eaten by a shark
than have to hold your hand.
[09:59] Brian
Zeno!
[10:08] Brian
Are you kidding me?!
[10:11] Cyrus
Zeno kicked an organ behind its nose
called the ampullae of Lorenzini.
[10:14] Cyrus
That's a shark's weakness.
[10:16] Robin
And he spotted it right away?!
[10:18] Bolts
As expected of Zeno.
[10:20] Brian
That had to be a coincidence!
[10:21] Zeno
As if. Everything is according
to my calculations.
[10:24] Brian
Then you could have started
with the attack to the weak spot!
[10:27] Brian
And I tried to save you!
[10:30] Zeno
I didn't ask.
[10:31] Brian
Could you be any nastier?!
[10:33] Lyra
I don't think we have time to argue here!
[10:38] Brian
Something's wrong.
[10:40] Robin
Did his rage drive him to madness?
[10:42] Cyrus
I don't think that's his true form.
[10:45] Cyrus
Perhaps...
[10:47] Zeno
This is our chance.
[10:48] Zeno
Isn't there something we can do?
[10:50] Zeno
A doctor must know about other animals.
[10:53] Zeno
You do seem to have a particular
interest in that shark.
[10:57] Cyrus
He's covered with scales as
hard as teeth on the outside,
[11:01] Cyrus
but I don't think his inside is the same.
[11:02] Cyrus
A well-placed explosive
could inflict serious damage.
[11:06] Zeno
You mean...
[11:07] Brian
We need to shove a bomb in his mouth?
[11:11] Lyra
But how are we gonna get him to open wide?
[11:13] Robin
He didn't bite my air tank.
[11:15] Bolts
He didn't care for my protein bait, either.
[11:18] Brian
What he's eaten so far is...
[11:22] Peck
Jeez, so fishy.
[11:26] Peck
If I hadn't escaped through his gills,
[11:27] Peck
I would've been inside his stomach
for the rest of my life!
[11:32] Peck
What? What?
[11:39] Lyra
Please, my sweet little badger.
[11:41] Lyra
You're our last hope.
[11:44] Peck
Lyra... I'm not a badger!
I'm a marmot-type Borderlander!
[11:48] Peck
Ow! Ouch! It's digging into my crotch!
[11:50] Brian
Hey, keep quiet!
[11:52] Cyrus
Isn't there another way?
[11:54] Zeno
No.
[11:55] Zeno
This is the final answer.
[11:57] Zeno
If you don't want to blow up in his stomach,
shove it in his mouth before he can eat you.
[12:02] Peck
Thanks for your concern!
[12:04] Brian
That will explode ten seconds
after you let it go.
[12:07] Brian
So you'd better get away quick!
[12:16] Robin
Here he comes!
[12:17] Brian
Look tasty!
[12:18] Peck
How the hell do I do that?!
[12:24] Peck
He's coming!
[12:29] Peck
Smile, damn it!
[12:35] Peck
Marginal explosion!
[12:38] Cyrus
Stop!
[12:42] Zeno
H-Hey!
[12:43] Lyra
That fricking badger!
[12:44] Zeno
Jump!
[12:55] Brian/I
I'm blacking out...
[13:19] Zeno
How long are you gonna lie there?
[13:21] Zeno
Stand up already.
[13:23] Brian
Where are we?
[13:25] Zeno
This is Higashino Island.
[13:26] Brian
We washed up here?
[13:29] Brian
What happened to that shark?
[13:31] Zeno
He's disappeared for the moment.
[13:33] Zeno
Didn't even take the bait.
[13:36] Peck
My Lyra...
[13:37] Brian
We gotta look for the others.
[13:45] Brian
H-Hey!
[13:47] Brian
So Rubber is on this island.
[13:50] Zeno
I'm sure he's moved elsewhere already.
[13:53] Zeno
This whole thing could be a setup.
[13:56] Brian
He lured us here to feed us to the shark?
[14:00] Zeno
It's quite possible.
[14:02] Zeno
I guess I took his bait.
[14:05] Lyra
Zeno! Brian!
[14:08] Peck
My Lyra!
[14:09] Peck
Oh, my Lyra!
[14:10] Brian
Are you guys okay?
[14:12] Lyra
Somehow.
[14:13] Brian
Where are the others?
[14:15] Lyra
I don't know where Bolts and Robin are.
[14:17] Lyra
Maybe they were swept far away.
[14:19] Brian
I'm sure they can handle it, but...
[14:23] Zeno
Why did you get in the way of our plan?
[14:25] Cyrus
I'm sorry, okay?
[14:27] Zeno
I'm asking for an explanation, not an apology!
[14:29] Brian
Hey, that's enough.
[14:30] Zeno
We were so close.
[14:32] Zeno
But because of him, everything is ruined!
[14:35] Brian
It might be, but you could
ask a little more nicely.
[14:47] Brian
Wh-What's going on?!
[14:50] Lyra
He seems to be in pain.
[14:51] Brian
From the explosion?
[14:53] Zeno
Move. I'll finish him.
[14:57] Zeno
Out of my way!
[14:58] Brian
Hey, watch out!
[15:00] Cyrus
I knew it.
[15:03] Cyrus
This is most likely a brain tumor.
[15:05] Brian
What?
[15:06] Lyra
What do you mean?
[15:07] Cyrus
Rotational motion in one
direction, bulging eyes...
[15:13] Cyrus
These are symptoms of
brain tumors in wild animals.
[15:17] Cyrus
The pressure in the hypothalamus
[15:19] Cyrus
and the frontal lobe is
impairing his judgment.
[15:24] Brian
Wh-What are you going to do?
[15:27] Cyrus
What do you think? Surgery, of course.
[15:38] Cyrus
It's hard.
[15:41] Brian
Is he Black Jack or something?
[15:43] Lyra
But he looks good.
[15:46] Zeno
Why are you trying to save him?
[15:48] Cyrus
Why?
[15:49] Zeno
Because you see yourself in him?
[15:53] Zeno
When the base was under cyberattack,
[15:56] Zeno
locked information on the members of the
Marginal Service became available to view.
[16:00] Zeno
I checked your background, too.
[16:04] Cyrus
That's unexpected. You seem like
you have no interest in others.
[16:08] Brian
For real. That's stalking!
[16:13] Zeno
Cyrus N. Kuga.
[16:15] Zeno
Born to a wealthy doctor's
family in the States,
[16:18] Zeno
you graduated at the top of your class
from Harvard Advanced Medical School.
[16:22] Zeno
You were once a promising scholar.
[16:26] Zeno
But you dabbled in forbidden cloning,
and got banned from medical practice.
[16:34] Zeno
Money, status, fame,
your family's expectations...
[16:40] Zeno
You lost them all.
[16:44] Zeno
Ever since then, you've practiced medicine
[16:46] Zeno
as a back-alley doctor
in the underside of society.
[16:49] Zeno
And having no place to belong, you were
picked up by the Marginal Service.
[16:54] Cyrus
You got it right, more or less.
[17:00] Zeno
I'll ask you again.
[17:01] Zeno
Are you helping that shark
because you see yourself in him?
[17:04] Cyrus
I'm not sure myself.
[17:08] Cyrus
But as a doctor, I can't just let him die.
[17:13] Cyrus
There are things you can't let go,
even if you lose everything.
[17:21] Zeno
But it won't change the past.
[17:23] Cyrus
That's exactly why.
[17:26] Cyrus
Because I can't change my past,
[17:30] Cyrus
I want to do the best I can right now.
[17:54] Zeno
Are you finished?
[17:55] Cyrus
Yes, the surgery was a success.
[17:57] Brian
You're pretty amazing.
[18:01] Lyra
Theodore chartered a high-speed boat.
[18:04] Lyra
We need to go look for Bolts and Robin.
[18:06] Brian
What do we do with him?
[18:08] Cyrus
He might be a Borderlander,
but it'll take him a while to recover.
[18:12] Cyrus
I can't leave him alone.
[18:18] Peck
My Lyra, help!
[18:25] Brian
Who are they?
[18:26] Merfolk Leader
We'll take care of him.
[18:29] Merfolk Woman
Leave the rest to us.
[18:35] Zeno
Other aquatic Borderlanders?!
[18:38] Lyra
But it's strange.
SIGN Unregistered
[18:40] Lyra
There's no data on them.
[18:42] Zeno
Unregistered individuals.
[18:44] Zeno
There are Borderlanders living
here outside of our control!
[18:48] Merfolk Leader
We live in the ocean.
[18:51] Merfolk Woman
We can't coexist with humans.
[18:55] Brian
They don't have a place to belong, either.
[19:03] Merfolk Leader
I thank you.
[19:04] Merfolk Leader
He came here six months ago.
[19:07] Merfolk Woman
He'd been in a state of confusion since a
few weeks ago, but we couldn't help him.
[19:16] Cyrus
Looks like he does have friends.
[19:18] Brian
Yeah, seems so.
[19:20] Lyra
They could be the reason why there are
occult-related rumors about this area.
[19:25] Zeno
Hold on.
[19:27] Zeno
Managing Borderlanders is our job.
[19:30] Brian
You can't be serious, right?
[19:32] Brian
Read the room. We should
look the other way here.
[19:34] Zeno
I'm not reading anything.
[19:35] Zeno
I will also do the best I can do now.
[19:39] Zeno
So...
[19:42] Zeno
I will register all of you and Gillman,
with your residence being this island.
[19:47] Brian
Yup, that's so you.
[19:50] Merfolk Leader
Do as you please.
[19:52] Merfolk Woman
You can't take away our freedom.
SIGN Registering
SIGN Registering
SIGN Registration Complete
[20:14] Merfolk Leader
By the way, we saw someone suspicious.
[20:18] Merfolk Leader
He was dressed in a skin-tight suit.
[20:20] Zeno
What?!
[20:21] Brian
Could it be... Rubber?
[20:24] Merfolk Leader
He took two men who wore
the same uniform as you.
[20:29] Merfolk Leader
About four hours ago.
[20:32] Merfolk Leader
They went to the Rock Island.
[20:39] Lyra
Bolts and...
[20:40] Zeno
...Robin have been...
[20:42] Brian
...captured by Rubber.
[21:14] Rubber
Now, it's time to start the show.
E7 - Making Up Is the Beginning of Another Fight
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SIGN Oden
[00:01] Brian/I
Most fights start with something trivial.
[00:05] Brian/I
Like if chikuwabu is a thing or not.
[00:11] Brian/I
Just like the famous duo
of cat and mouse,
[00:13] Brian/I
the closer you are,
the more fights you'll have.
[00:18] Brian/I
Anyhow, what's great about fighting
is that you get to make up.
[00:31] Brian/I
With that said, there are fights
that are simply lost causes.
SIGN Making Up Is the Beginning of Another Fight
[02:09] Brian
Saving a princess is one thing,
but saving King Kong...
[02:15] Zeno
Yeah, and make that two of them.
[02:18] (Flashback) Merfolk Leader
By the way, we saw someone suspicious.
[02:21] (Flashback) Merfolk Leader
He was dressed in a skin-tight suit.
[02:24] (Flashback) Merfolk Leader
He took two men who wore
the same uniform as you.
[02:28] (Flashback) Merfolk Leader
They went to the Rock Island.
[02:31] Theodore/I
Grampus Island.
[02:33] Theodore/I
Like Higashino Island,
it's considered a phantom island.
[02:38] Theodore/I
The Imperial Japanese army
used to have a secret base there,
[02:41] Theodore/I
but it was abandoned after
the war and became a ruin.
[02:45] Theodore/I
Because of the magnetic disturbance
caused by the Dragon Triangle,
[02:48] Theodore/I
it wasn't even on the nautical
chart until recent years.
[02:53] Brian
And Rubber made it his hideout.
[02:56] Lyra/I
Brian, I'm leaving those two to you.
[02:59] Lyr
Sea water doesn't agree with my skin.
[03:02] Cyrus
I got too much sun, as well.
[03:04] Peck
Bring back coconuts as a souvenir.
[03:10] Brian
They ditched us at a way-stop!
[03:13] Brian
And what happened to using a high-speed boat?!
[03:16] Brian
Ow!
[03:17] Zeno
This boat is inconspicuous.
[03:19] Zeno
We infiltrate without being detected
and finally catch Rubber this time.
[03:24] Brian
It's been over two days since
Robin and Bolts were taken.
[03:29] Brian
I hope they're safe.
[03:31] Zeno
Those two are tough.
[03:33] Zeno
They won't die.
[03:48] (Flashback) Soldier 1
Bolts, we've been ordered to retreat!
[03:50] (Flashback) Bolts
What?!
[03:51] (Flashback) Soldier 1
The enemy found out our location!
[03:53] (Flashback) Bolts
But that's too soon!
[03:55] (Flashback) Soldier 1
That red-headed woman betrayed us.
[03:58] (Flashback) Bolts
She did?!
[04:01] (Flashback) Soldiers
Take cover! Take cover!
[04:03] (Flashback) Soldier 1
An air strike! Hurry!
[04:10] (Flashback) Bolts
Wait! Where is he?!
[04:14] (Flashback) Soldier 1
Bolts, what are you doing?!
[04:17] (Flashback) Bolts
I don't see him!
[04:18] (Flashback) Bolts
He's not here yet!
[04:34] (Flashback) Bolts
Don't go! Come back!
[04:39] Bolts
Ernie!
[04:51] Rubber
You're breaking out in cold sweat.
[04:53] Rubber
Did you have a sad dream?
[04:56] Bolts
If you're going to kill me, just do it.
[04:58] Rubber
Kill you?
[05:02] Rubber
This is the height of miscommunication.
[05:05] Rubber
All of you are misunderstanding me.
[05:07] Rubber
Thinking about who's in the wrong or
having to destroy the other and whatnot...
[05:14] Rubber
We all struggle equally in this world.
[05:17] Rubber
There's pain in everyone's heart.
[05:21] Rubber
But lotus flowers bloom out of the mud.
[05:27] Rubber
That's what I wish to see.
[05:30] Bolts
I have no interest in listening
to a crazy terrorist.
[05:35] Rubber
I just want them to be strong.
[05:38] Rubber
Humans, Borderlanders, all living things...
[05:45] Rubber
Including you.
[05:52] Rubber
Your friends will soon
tell you why you are here.
[06:06] Brian
Duck, man! What if they see you walking—
[06:09] Brian
Huh?
[06:12] Brian
Hey! What the heck?!
[06:14] Brian
Shh! Don't bark!
[06:22] Zeno
Even a dog can tell who's dumb.
[06:25] Brian
Why does it like you?
[06:28] Zeno
You want to play fetch, too?
[06:30] Brian
If you want to get bitten, why don't you try?
[06:39] Zeno
Let's go.
[06:40] Brian
You devil.
[06:47] Robin
Just a bit more...
[06:53] Robin
Why won't it open?!
[06:57] Bolts
Damn it!
[07:06] Robin
Huh?
[07:11] Robin
Come to think of it, where's Bolts?
[07:18] Robin
I guess he's all right.
[07:20] Enemy Soldiers
I found them!
[07:22] Enemy Soldiers
Catch them!
[07:23] Enemy Soldiers
This way!
[07:24] Enemy Soldiers
You bastards!
[07:26] Robin
Game...
[07:27] Bolts
...start!
[07:50] Bolts
You took down seven?
[07:52] Bolts
I got eight.
[07:55] Robin
I took down eight, and you did seven.
[07:58] Robin
Can't you do simple math?
[07:59] Bolts
You're the one who has a bad memory.
[08:03] Robin
Hey now, I know you want
to act tough and all,
[08:06] Robin
but it's also important to
learn how to admit defe—
[08:11] Bolts
An octopus-type Borderlander.
[08:13] Robin
Could be the legendary kraken.
[08:16] Robin
I mean, if you insist,
I guess you can take this one.
[08:20] Bolts
No need to be modest. It's all yours.
[08:23] Robin
No, no, you go ahead.
[08:25] Bolts
After you.
[08:31] Brian
Not here!
[08:32] Brian
Where the hell are they, damn it?!
[08:34] Zeno
Stop barking.
[08:35] Zeno
There's a chance they got out on their own.
[08:38] Brian
And what, now they're having
a nice lunch somewhere?!
[08:40] Brian
Yeah, like hell!
[08:57] Robin
Borderlander or not, we can take them down
with our bare hands if we put our backs into it.
[09:03] Bolts
Mostly thanks to me, of course.
[09:06] Robin
Well, you weren't too bad, I suppose.
[09:13] Robin
But if another one like that shows up,
we'll be in trouble.
[09:16] Bolts
Let's split up and look for weapons.
[09:19] Robin
Don't you die.
[09:20] Bolts
That's my line.
[09:30] Brian
Wh-What the hell is this place?
[09:32] Zeno
Looks like these are being shipped
to conflict zones around the globe.
[09:36] Brian
What?
[09:37] Zeno
From drug cartels to regular armies,
they sure had a lot of clients.
[09:42] Brian
So Rubber was dealing weapons?
[09:46] Brian
Isn't that what you call...
[09:47] Robin
A merchant of death.
[09:54] Robin
Even to the UK's Secret Intelligence Service?
[10:00] Robin/I
Maria... Maria...
[10:04] (Flashback) Robin
Maria!
[10:07] (Flashback) Maria
Why did you come back?
[10:09] (Flashback) Robin
You'll be fine, so no more talking.
[10:11] (Flashback) Robin
I'll save you, no matter what!
[10:15] (Flashback) Maria
What happened to the locals?
[10:17] (Flashback) Robin
They all evacuated safely,
thanks to your information.
[10:22] (Flashback) Maria
I'm glad.
[10:25] (Flashback) Maria
Y-You should go, too...
[10:28] (Flashback) Maria
They will... Those guys from the
Beowulf will come for revenge...
[10:50] (Flashback) Robin
Damn it!
[10:55] (Flashback) Maria
I'll buy you some time.
[10:57] (Flashback) Robin
Maria, stop!
[11:01] (Flashback) Maria
I won't make it with these wounds.
[11:05] (Flashback) Maria
At least let me choose how I go out.
[11:08] (Flashback) Robin
Maria...
[11:11] (Flashback) Maria
I'll see you.
[11:13] (Flashback) Robin
Maria!
[11:28] Robin
He killed... Maria...
[11:35] Bolts
Robin... and that woman?
[11:41] Rubber
What a fantastic harmony!
[11:45] Rubber
This melody's hook is coming up soon.
[12:03] Robin
You killed Maria!
[12:06] Bolts
Ernie died because of you!
[12:14] Zeno
We need more information.
Let's search the south building next.
[12:18] Brian
Hey, cut it out!
[12:20] Brian
We should search for those two first!
[12:22] Zeno
That they got captured is on them.
[12:26] Zeno
Getting Rubber into
custody is our top priority.
[12:28] Brian
That's bullshit!
[12:29] Brian
They're our friends!
[12:31] Brian
And it only takes a second... to lose one.
[12:36] Zeno
You're still hung up on your dead colleague?
[12:39] Zeno
Existing side by side with death is part
of the job for both detectives and us.
[12:43] Zeno
Dying in the line of duty is all too common.
[12:45] Brian
You...
[12:46] Zeno
First of all, your colleagues are only
connected to you through your work.
[12:51] Zeno
Friends? Only a fool gets
involved in such a relationship.
[12:56] Brian
You bastard!
[13:03] Robin
Die! This is for Maria!
[13:06] Bolts
You have no right to criticize me!
[13:09] Bolts
It's you who should die
and apologize to Ernie!
[13:12] Bolts
There's no other dog as sweet as Ernie was!
[13:15] Robin
Dog?! Did you say a dog?!
[13:18] Robin
I lost my woman!
[13:20] Bolts
A dog is a man's best friend!
[13:22] Bolts
They're more trustworthy than women!
[13:35] Brian
What the heck is going on?!
[13:38] Zeno
So it's finally come to this.
[13:40] Zeno
I've always thought that
they didn't get along.
[13:45] Zeno
What a fool...
[13:54] Robin
Who would have thought that
we'd be naïvely working together?
[13:58] Robin
I knew I didn't like you somehow.
[14:01] Bolts
Right back at you. Seeing your
face makes me want to hurl.
[14:33] Bolts
Is that all you've got?
[14:36] Robin
Doesn't hurt one bit.
[14:38] Bolts
You... fake macho man!
[15:25] Rubber
The fated battle between these two
will approach its finale soon.
[15:32] Rubber
What will they witness there?
[15:41] Robin
I'm ready to settle this once and for all.
[15:45] Bolts
With pleasure.
[15:59] Brian
M-Marginal explosion...
[16:06] Brian
I don't know what happened between
you two, but isn't this enough?
[16:12] Brian
What's great about fighting
is that you get to make u—
[16:18] Bolts
You stay out of this!
[16:20] Robin
Back off!
[16:23] Brian
I'm not gonna back down!
[16:26] Robin
Move!
[16:27] Bolts
Outta the way!
[16:49] Bolts
Wh-What the hell are you?
[16:53] Robin
You're a monster...
[16:57] Brian
I just don't want to see anyone
lose their friends anymore.
[17:08] Zeno
I've never seen a fight
more pointless than this.
[17:12] Bolts
What did you say?
[17:13] Robin
You don't know anything!
[17:15] Zeno
Your woman is not dead.
[17:19] Robin
What?
SIGN ATLANTIS
[17:20] Zeno
Maria Lakshmi runs a bar in a town
by the sea in the Mediterranean.
[17:26] Robin
Sh-She does look like Maria.
[17:30] Robin
B-But that couldn't be true...
[17:32] Zeno
It's a fact. Lyra got in touch with her earlier.
[17:38] Maria/I
Robin, I knew we would meet again.
[17:42] Maria/I
I wanted to tell you sooner,
but back then, I didn't fight. I ran.
[17:49] Maria/I
There was actually a secret passage there,
so I could get away from the Beowulf.
[17:54] Maria/I
After that, I got to live a whole different
life thanks to the cooperation of the SIS.
[18:00] Maria/I
I apologize for deceiving you.
[18:04] Maria/I
But I'm happy now.
[18:06] Maria/I
Stop by my bar when you're
in the Mediterranean.
[18:12] Maria/I
I recommend a Bloody Mary.
[18:16] Zeno
As expected from a spy.
[18:18] Zeno
She seems to be pretty skillful
when it comes to faking her death.
[18:22] Brian
I'm not sure what's going on, but the cause
of the fight was a misunderstanding?
[18:27] Zeno
That's why I said this fight was pointless.
[18:29] Brian
A-Are you kidding me?!
[18:31] Brian
Why didn't you tell me sooner?!
I got beaten up for nothing!
[18:34] Robin
E-Exactly!
[18:35] Robin
Do you have any idea how
much I've missed Maria?!
[18:39] Bolts
Enough. Be happy that the one
you love turned out to be alive.
[18:44] Robin
Bolts...
[18:45] Bolts
Unlike you, mine is...
[18:50] Brian
Th-That ferocious dog!
[18:53] Bolts
It can't be... Ernie?
[18:55] Brian
Huh? Ernie?
[18:57] Robin
It's the dog he used to have.
[18:59] Robin
He said he lost him in a conflict zone.
[19:02] Bolts
Ernie...
[19:05] Bolts
Ernie!
[19:08] Bolts
Ernie!
[19:13] Brian
What's the meaning of this?
[19:15] Brian
Ernie is alive, too?
[19:17] Brian
What's he doing here, then?
[19:19] Zeno
Military dogs are weapons, too.
[19:20] Zeno
Perhaps Rubber, as an arms dealer,
got hold of Ernie alive
[19:24] Zeno
and used him to drive a wedge between you.
[19:26] Rubber
Exactly!
[19:33] Rubber
Great! Amazing! Fantastic!
[19:40] Rubber
I cannot do justice to your
fight with mere words.
[19:44] Rubber
It was a wonderful show!
[19:48] Brian
Screw you!
[19:56] Rubber
Everyone has their fair share
of pain and hatred from the past.
[20:01] Rubber
There's always hardship blocking our way.
[20:09] Rubber
So people insult and hurt one another.
[20:14] Rubber
But...
[20:19] Rubber
We still choose to hold down
our anger, overcome our hatred,
[20:23] Rubber
and connect with each other.
[20:25] Rubber
Remember what our forerunners said...
[20:30] Rubber
To forgive everything.
[20:37] Rubber
Here is what that means.
[20:41] Rubber
Marginal explosion!
[20:53] Bolts
A white flag?
[20:55] Robin
Is he trying to surrender?
[20:56] Zeno
You bastard!
[20:57] Brian
Are you screwing with us?!
[21:00] Rubber
Ultimate beauty manifests
itself beyond conflicts.
[21:06] Rubber
It's the same for humans and Borderlanders.
[21:09] Rubber
Even if we fight, we hold each
other's hands and seek out...
[21:15] Rubber
love!
E8 - Zombies Prefer Shopping Malls?
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[00:00] Brian/I
I don't like occult stuff.
[00:03] Brian/I
It's not just that it's shady.
I have other reasons, too.
[00:09] Brian/I
When I learned that this planet was going
to perish on December 22nd, 2012,
[00:16] Brian/I
I was plunged into darkness.
[00:20] Brian/I
To live my last moments with a bang,
[00:23] Brian/I
I blew all my money on stuff I liked.
[00:38] Brian/I
And you all know what happened.
[00:40] Brian/I
I turned my anger toward
that occult magazine,
[00:44] Brian/I
and stopped thinking about the world.
[00:48] Brian/I
But now, I get it.
[00:53] Brian/I
The end of the world comes so nonchalantly.
SIGN Zombies Prefer Shopping Malls?
[02:29] Brian
So, what is this place?
[02:31] Robin
51 Thousand Leaf.
[02:34] Peck
Also known as Area 51!
[02:37] Brian
Don't say that like it's normal.
[02:40] Brian
If I remember correctly,
[02:42] Brian
this is... the Happy Mall.
[02:49] Robin
They renovated a defunct shopping mall
into a prison for Borderlanders.
[02:54] Cyrus
The previous facility was
damaged in the cyberattack.
[02:58] Lyra
To protect Borderlander rights, they've been
given a significant amount of freedom.
[03:03] Lyra
Although they have to
maintain their human forms.
[03:06] Robin
It's more like a town than a prison.
[03:10] Brian
Wow, there's a movie theater!
[03:12] Lyra
And a nail salon, too.
[03:14] Bolts
I see a gym.
[03:16] Bolts
I want to see the equipment.
[03:18] Peck
A dog park for pets!
[03:20] Cyrus
Observing the mall is fine and all,
but it's almost time to pick them up.
[03:27] Brian
I got a late start.
[03:28] Brian
All right, let's... go...
[03:32] Brian
Okay, fine.
[03:34] Brian
I guess I have no choice.
[03:44] Rubber
Sorry to ask when you're not feeling well,
[03:47] Rubber
but could you return the items
you confiscated when searched me?
[03:52] Zeno
You mean this?
[03:53] Rubber
That's right.
[03:55] Rubber
It's a custom-ordered parfum,
and I feel restless without it.
[03:59] Zeno
No.
[04:01] Rubber
I suppose this is what you call
a communication gap?
[04:03] Zeno
Shut up already!
[04:05] Zeno
We're here.
[04:10] Brian
Hmph! He's getting the VIP treatment, huh?
[04:22] Zeno
First, confirm his data
against the registration,
[04:25] Zeno
and then do a medical checkup.
[04:27] Cyrus
The infirmary is ready.
[04:29] Cyrus
It used to be a nursing room, though.
[04:35] Brian
What's with the dreary face?
[04:37] Brian
Did you have a nightmare on the chopper?
[04:39] Zeno
Back off.
[04:41] Zeno
Seeing your face makes me feel even worse.
[04:44] Brian
In that case, I wish I could cover the
walls in your room with my photos.
[04:49] Zeno
A nightmare, huh?
[04:51] Zeno
I'm used to that.
[04:58] Borderlander 5
You're so cool!
[04:59] Borderlander 4
Rubber!
[05:00] Borderlander 6
Look at me!
[05:04] Brian
Even in a cage, he's still a charmer, huh?
[05:09] Cyrus
Your registered name is Rubber Suit.
[05:11] Cyrus
You're 188 centimeters tall in human form,
[05:15] Cyrus
and your allocated occupation
is in show business.
[05:18] Cyrus
You were arrested on charges
of committing terrorist acts
[05:22] Cyrus
like the embassy bombing,
as well as manufacturing drugs.
[05:26] Cyrus
Any objections?
[05:27] Rubber
Nope.
[05:29] Rubber
If that's what you humans think,
[05:30] Rubber
then those are the facts, regardless
of whether or not they're true.
[05:34] Cyrus
I need to do a blood test and take
an EKG, so I'll take off your clothes.
[05:38] Rubber
Oh, I think you'd better not.
[05:42] Rubber
It's like the paradox
of the ship of Theseus.
[05:45] Rubber
This bodysuit is a crucial element
of who I am right now.
[05:49] Rubber
Take that away, and
I won't be me anymore.
[05:53] Cyrus
I have no interest in seeing a star naked.
[05:56] Rubber
It's the butterfly effect.
[05:58] Rubber
A small act has the potential
to bring chaos to the world.
[06:03] Rubber
Just as your past clings to
and affects your present.
[06:08] Cyrus
Past...
[06:10] Cyrus
What do you know about me?
[06:12] Rubber
You didn't have a place to belong because
no one loved you back in those days.
[06:17] Rubber
That sight continues to torment you now.
[06:21] Rubber
No matter how much you try to shake it off,
the feeling coils around you like thorns.
[06:27] Cyrus
I'll refrain from idle talk.
[06:31] Robin
Let's settle this once and for all!
[06:34] Bolts
Bring it on!
[06:41] Lyra
Well, well, you're surprisingly
on-trend to be a prison laborer.
[06:46] Nail Stylist
I pay attention to fashion.
[06:49] Nail Stylist
I used to be a model out there.
[06:56] Brian
You didn't have to choose
the same movie as me.
[06:58] Zeno
Then you can pick a different one.
[07:00] Brian
The other movies are all horror flicks.
[07:09] Peck
Whew! I'm hungry now that
I've burned some calories.
[07:13] Peck
I'll go to the food court later—
[07:17] Peck
H-Hey! Excuse me!
[07:21] Peck
Can't you hear me? Hey!
[07:23] Peck
Could I try a sample of this?
[07:29] Peck
You don't look so good.
[07:31] Peck
Maybe you should go back to
the prison and rest for a while...
[07:38] Man 1/I
I've waited for this day for so long.
[07:40] Woman 1/I
Yes... Me, too.
[07:44] Brian
I'm so happy for those two...
[07:50] Brian
What? It was just getting to the good part.
[07:58] Brian
Isn't this...
[08:09] Brian
What the heck is going on?!
[08:11] Zeno
I don't care what the heck it is.
[08:14] Zombie 1
Ouch!
[08:17] Zombie 2
Stop!
[08:19] Brian
Oh, man, they're the type
of zombie that eats brains!
[08:22] Brian
But actually, since these guys don't run,
they're kind of closer to the original type...
[08:27] Zeno
It doesn't matter!
[08:27] Brian
Hey, wait up!
[08:32] Zombie 3
Damn it... How did it come to this?
[08:36] Zombie 4
If only we had stopped it back then...
[08:43] Prison Guard
Damn it!
[08:57] Brian
H-Hey!
[08:58] Zeno
Don't. It's pointless.
[09:05] Peck
I'm not a rat... Not a rat!
[09:10] Brian
It's the end of the world.
[09:20] Bolts
Robin! We gotta get out of here!
[09:22] Bolts
I'll settle the score with you la—
[09:24] Robin
It's over... It's all over...
[09:28] Bolts
Robin?
[09:29] Robin
I'm better off dead.
[09:32] Robin
Even Maria was deceiving me...
[09:34] Bolts
What are you...
[09:38] Bolts
M-Memories from my past...
[09:46] Bolts
I'm so sorry.
[09:53] Bolts
Forgive me, Ernie.
[09:56] Bolts
I would have kept you if I could...
[10:04] Lyra
Sorry, I fell asleep...
[10:07] Nail Stylist
I must be more beautiful...
[10:09] Nail Stylist
Why are Borderlanders not
allowed to get plastic surgery?
[10:12] Lyra
H-Hey, are you okay?
[10:14] Nail Stylist
No... I must be more beautiful.
[10:17] Nail Stylist
Your face is so beautiful!
[10:33] Brian
Nowhere to run.
[10:35] Zeno
Come!
[10:36] Brian
What are you gonna do?
[10:46] Brian
G-Good! Let's get out of here!
[10:48] Brian
H-Hey, what the heck are you doing?!
[10:50] Zeno
Shut up. I'll ask him questions.
[10:52] Brian
Questions? You know they're zombies, right?
[10:55] Zeno
What are you?
[10:56] Zeno
Why do you attack others?
[10:58] Zombie 5
Brains... Brains!
[11:01] Brian
I told you!
[11:02] Brian
If we don't run away now, we'll get eaten!
[11:06] Zombie 5
I won't... eat you...
[11:09] Zombie 5
But my brains hurt...
[11:11] Zeno
What?!
[11:18] Zeno
They seem to be attacking people
because they're in pain.
[11:22] Brian
Pain? What's causing it?
[11:26] Brian
There are some over here, too...
[11:29] Brian
Cyrus?!
[11:31] Cyrus
Mom, Dad... I'm sorry I didn't
meet your expectations.
[11:37] Brian
Cyrus, it's me! Brian!
[11:39] Brian
Snap out of it!
[11:40] Cyrus
B-Bria—
[11:42] Brian
That's right!
[11:43] Brian
We're in the Marginal Service together!
[11:45] Cyrus
M-Marginal?
[11:47] Cyrus
I was a doctor...
[11:49] Brian
Damn it, it's not working!
[11:50] Zeno
No, wait.
[11:53] Cyrus
It wouldn't have come to this
if I had noticed it sooner.
[11:59] Brian
A mask?
[12:01] Zeno
So this is caused by some sort of gas?
[12:05] Brian
Gas? But I don't smell anything.
[12:08] Zeno
Most poisonous gases,
like propane, have no odor.
[12:13] Zeno
They add an odor to it in
order to prevent accidents.
[12:17] Brian
Then we might have already inhaled some?!
[12:20] Zeno
Probably.
[12:21] Zeno
We don't have any symptoms yet
due to individual differences,
[12:24] Zeno
or because the gas is a low concentration.
[12:26] Zombie
My brains... hurt...
[12:32] Brian
So zombies don't infect people by
biting them, but through bad breath?
[12:37] Zeno
We need to get some masks right now.
[12:44] Zeno
I found them.
[12:46] Brian
Hey, isn't this...
[12:55] Brian
You've gotta be kidding me.
[12:58] Zeno
Rubber's fragrance...
[13:00] Zeno
His trait is causing them to become zombies!
[13:12] Rubber
A little too spicy.
[13:18] Zeno
Just as we thought.
The zombies don't attack him.
[13:22] Zombies
I'm sorry...
SIGN Ice Cream
[13:23] Zombies
Please forgive me. I'll do anything...
[13:27] Zeno
He suppressed his scent with his suit,
[13:30] Zeno
and neutralized its components
with special perfume.
[13:33] Zeno
I got sick on the chopper
because I inhaled some of his gas.
[13:39] Brian
What kind of gas turns people violent, though?
[13:42] Zeno
It's not turning them violent. It's...
[13:45] (Flashback) Cyrus
Mom, Dad... I'm sorry I didn't
meet your expectations.
[13:51] Zeno
It seems to be affecting parts of their
memories, like regret and trauma.
[13:55] Brian
I think I've heard of that.
[13:58] Brian
It was based on some long novel or something?
[14:02] Zeno
The Proust effect.
[14:04] Zeno
It's when a scent triggers
certain memories and emotions.
SIGN Ice Cream
SIGN Hamburgers
[14:08] Zeno
Rubber's scent must be something
close to an insect's pheromones.
[14:12] Zeno
It affects the brains of those who inhale it,
and triggers regret and trauma.
[14:17] Zeno
It causes excruciating pain
in those who experience it.
[14:21] Zeno
I'm going to stop Rubber!
[14:23] Zeno
Dredging up others' pasts...
[14:25] Brian
H-Hey!
[14:27] Zeno
...makes him the shittiest of shits.
[14:35] Brian
To get to him, we'll have to go through here.
[14:38] Zeno
There are a lot of violent people here
who inhaled Rubber's gas directly.
[14:42] Zeno
As a result, the gas in this area is thick.
[14:45] Brian
We're gonna have to rely on
that method to get through here.
[14:48] Zeno
What method?
[14:51] Brian
Pretending to be a zombie!
[14:54] Brian
Okay, just keep this up...
[14:58] Lyra
Why...
[15:00] Lyra
Why do I have such bad luck with men?!
[15:05] Zeno
Hold your breath!
[15:13] Zeno
Damn it!
[15:26] Brian
You did that... for me?
[15:28] Zeno
Give it back! We're taking turns.
[15:41] Brian
Zeno!
[15:47] Brian
S-Sorry. Are you all right?
[15:50] Zeno
Damn it, I must've inhaled too much gas...
[15:54] Zeno
No! Don't dredge up my past...
[15:56] Brian
Hey! Pull yourself together!
[15:58] Zeno
It's fine. Just leave me behind.
[16:01] Brian
What are you—
[16:03] Zeno
You're going to catch Rubber.
[16:07] Brian
What are you talking about?!
[16:08] Brian
You don't sound like yourself!
[16:10] Zeno
Brian, you're a respectable member
of the Marginal Service.
[16:15] Zeno
I'm glad I got to fight alongside you.
[16:20] Brian/I
Th-This isn't right.
[16:23] Brian/I
There's no way Zeno would
say stuff like this to me.
[16:25] Brian/I
This isn't real.
[16:27] Brian/I
This isn't...
[16:30] Brian
This is...
[16:32] Brian
Ow! What the heck!
[16:35] Brian
The gas used my memories
to create that delusion.
[16:40] Zeno
Too bad.
[16:42] Zeno
If you had fully turned into a zombie,
I could've put a bullet in your head.
[16:45] Brian
There it is!
[16:47] Brian
That's the real you, who annoys me to death.
[16:58] Rubber
A little too sweet.
[17:04] Rubber
Oh, it's you again.
[17:07] Zeno
Stop the gas!
[17:08] Zeno
Right this second!
[17:10] Rubber
You mean this?
[17:11] Rubber
I can't control it myself.
[17:14] Rubber
That's why I wear a suit all the time.
[17:16] Brian
Then get in this bag and do not resist!
[17:20] Rubber
Is that a vacuum storage bag?
[17:23] Brian
Malls are convenient places.
[17:25] Brian
You can find anything there.
[17:27] Rubber
No offense, but I'm gonna say no
to getting stuffed in a bag.
[17:30] Rubber
I am a star, after all, and I'd like to
continue to watch this scene unfold.
[17:36] Zeno
Why do you make these Borderlanders suffer?
[17:39] Zeno
Aren't you the leader of a
Borderlander terrorist organization?
[17:42] Rubber
I think you've got me all wrong.
[17:45] Rubber
My wish is to unite the world by making every
existence happy through song and dance.
[17:52] Zeno
You think manufacturing
drugs and causing destruction
[17:55] Zeno
is for the good of the world?
[17:57] Zeno
Don't make me laugh!
[17:59] Rubber
That's because you humans
don't understand Borderlanders.
[18:04] Rubber
You always like to draw a line.
[18:06] Rubber
But...
[18:08] Rubber
Now there is no difference.
[18:10] Rubber
I sense the united groove
of the world from them.
[18:14] Zeno
You're insane.
[18:17] Rubber
Everyone lives with sorrow, and yet
they try desperately to forget it.
[18:23] Rubber
Don't you find that wrong?
[18:26] Rubber
We become stronger by overcoming sadness.
[18:29] Rubber
Being strong means being kind.
[18:31] Rubber
Being kind brings peace to the world.
[18:34] Rubber
The true peace where humans and
Borderlanders can live hand in hand.
[18:39] Zeno
And to achieve that, we should be zombies?
[18:41] Rubber
It only hurts for a second.
[18:44] Rubber
You'll feel better eventually.
[18:46] Rubber
Look.
[18:50] Zombies
I feel happy.
[18:50] Zombies
We're okay now.
[18:53] Rubber
That is the ultimate revelation.
[18:55] Rubber
To rid the world of war, you must
face sorrow and overcome it.
[19:00] Rubber
That's the only way.
[19:02] Zeno
Overcome?
[19:04] Zeno
Overcome it?!
[19:06] Zeno
There's no way you can overcome it.
[19:08] Zeno
No matter how much you struggle,
no matter how miserably you suffer...
[19:14] Brian
You inhaled his gas!
[19:16] Zeno
The past can hold memories you can't overcome.
[19:19] Zeno
All we can do is to live with them.
[19:25] Zeno
Yes... This world is full of shit!
[19:31] Rubber
You'd rather live with sorrow
than forget it and move on.
[19:36] Rubber
If this is how you want to live,
I won't oppose it.
[19:39] Rubber
Someday, we can come to understand each—
[19:41] Brian
Cut the crap already!
[19:42] Brian
Do you ever shut up?!
[19:51] Brian
I want to breathe normal air
as soon as possible!
[19:55] Brian
I need to take a deep breath!
[19:56] Brian
Isn't that what it means to live?!
[20:03] Brian
Who gives a shit about the past?
[20:08] Zeno
Maybe... you're right.
[20:16] Theodore
Marginal explosion.
[20:23] Theodore
A countermeasure to deal
with the odor pollution.
[20:25] Theodore
We'll have to find another prison.
[20:28] Brian
Is there any chance of recovery for them?
[20:30] Theodore
Their brains don't seem to
be permanently affected.
[20:33] Theodore
Once the particles stuck on the
mucous membrane are removed,
[20:35] Theodore
they'll be back to normal.
[20:37] Theodore
I'm sure they'll be in a state
of shock for a while, though.
[20:39] Bolts
I'm sorry.
[20:41] Bolts
It was my fault.
[20:42] Robin
I'm the one who should apologize.
[20:44] Robin
I drink your protein without
asking every now and then.
[20:48] Cyrus
Me, too.
[20:49] Lyra
Same here.
[20:50] Brian
Well, maybe it wouldn't hurt for
them to be that honest, at least.
[20:55] Zeno
Anyway, what about him?
[20:57] Theodore
Most likely, he'll be sent to an
isolation facility above level five.
[21:03] Zeno
As soon as he arrives,
I'll start the interrogation.
[21:05] Zeno
I haven't been able to get any infor—
[21:06] Theodore
Listen to me.
[21:07] Theodore
This is an order from higher up.
[21:11] Theodore
They want us to back off from Rubber's case.
[21:15] Brian
What?!
[21:16] Zeno
What does that mean?!
E9 - An Ounce of Energy Drink Is Worth a Pound of Cure
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[00:03] Brian/I
The Japanese say "ki-do-ai-raku" to
express the range of human emotions.
[00:08] Brian/I
But I find it strange.
[00:11] Brian/I
I understand "anger" (do) and "sorrow" (ai).
[00:13] Brian/I
Being angry and being sad
are two different things.
[00:17] Brian/I
But "pleasure" (ki) and "happiness" (raku)?
[00:20] Brian/I
Rejoicing and having fun
are basically the same, right?
[00:25] Brian/I
If you really think about human emotions,
there's a better idiom to describe them.
[00:32] Brian/I
And that's "gi-do-ai-raku."
[00:37] Brian/I
"Gi" means "to doubt," of course.
SIGN An Ounce of Energy Drink Is Worth a Pound of Cure
[02:13] Zeno
Why?! Why can't we interrogate him?!
SIGN World Premiere
Mysterious Ancient Ruins
[02:15] Theodore
L-Like I said, Rubber is under
the strict custody of the UN, and—
[02:21] Zeno
I heard that already!
[02:22] Zeno
The problem is that we're
getting zero information!
[02:25] Theodore
B-But what are we supposed to do?
[02:28] Theodore
His existence itself is catastrophic.
[02:31] Theodore
If we sneak him out without permission,
it will cause a huge panic.
[02:34] Theodore
I'm sure he's been placed
in some isolated facility.
[02:37] Zeno
And I'm asking where that is!
[02:40] Zeno
Isn't the Marginal Service the
Borderlander-specific anti-terrorist group?
[02:44] Zeno
If we can't speak with the mastermind
of the terrorist group, we can't do our job!
[02:49] Theodore
We are a newly-launched agency
on the margin of the system, after all.
[02:55] Brian
Hey, that's enough already!
[02:58] Brian
Theodore has his reasons.
[03:01] Brian
What?! Stop flipping out!
[03:04] Zeno
There's something off about this case.
[03:10] Brian
What's off is your complexion.
[03:12] Zeno
Something... is happening... behind the scenes...
[03:35] Brian
Wh-What? That came out of nowhere...
[03:40] Brian
H-Hey...
[03:44] Brian
Ouch! What was that for?!
[03:49] Zeno
This is Cyrus's lab...
[03:51] Zeno
Did you... bring me here?
SIGN Zeno Stokes
[03:54] Brian
Shouldn't have done it for free.
[03:56] Brian
I'm hurt more than you are.
[03:59] Brian
Anyway, what was that all about?
[04:01] Brian
If you're not feeling well,
you should have stayed home.
[04:04] Zeno
It's because I inhaled Rubber's gas.
[04:06] Brian
You mean...
[04:07] (Flashback) Zeno
The past can hold memories
you can't overcome.
[04:11] Brian
Trauma from your past made you do it?
[04:15] Zeno
Just leave me alone.
[04:18] Brian
You don't need to tell me twice.
[04:20] Brian
Why don't you go drinking with
your friends and have a good time?
[04:27] Brian
You push yourself too hard.
[04:29] Brian
Seeing you like that makes me tired.
[04:32] Zeno
Wait.
[04:36] Zeno
Something is off about Theodore.
[04:38] Brian
He's always off.
[04:40] Brian
He leaves me to look after you and
goes home to watch occult TV shows.
[04:44] Zeno
No! He's hiding something.
[04:49] Zeno
We must find out at all costs!
[04:55] Theodore
Well, I'm stepping out.
[04:59] Zeno
Sure.
[05:01] Theodore
I should be back in the evening.
[05:05] Theodore
I'll call you.
[05:09] Zeno
Let's begin our operation.
[05:11] Brian
I'm not good at tailing people.
[05:14] Bolts
Neither am I. My muscles are too loud.
[05:16] Robin
Can we just neglect our work, though?
[05:18] Zeno
This is work.
[05:20] Lyra
Where's Peck, anyway?
[05:22] Brian
On a date with his girlfriend
at the zoo, apparently.
[05:24] Cyrus
Is his girlfriend a capybara or a human?
[05:27] Zeno
Stop yammering! You're giving me a headache.
[05:31] Zeno
I know. You'll be rewarded.
SIGN Meal Voucher
[05:34] Robin
Meal vouchers?
[05:36] Bolts
For all-you-can-eat steaks for two hours?
[05:38] Brian
Well, that's not terrible, but...
[05:40] Zeno
Let's go before we lose him.
[05:54] Brian
Target sighted.
[05:55] Brian
Nothing suspicious at the moment.
[05:59] Cyrus
Copy.
[06:00] Cyrus
We have a visual, as well.
[06:02] Lyra
Where's the transmitter?
[06:04] Lyra
His GPS should tell us his location.
[06:08] Zeno
It'll be trouble if he finds out.
[06:10] Zeno
He's an agent, after all.
[06:13] Lyra
Then we'll just have to
continue surveilling him like this.
[06:17] Cyrus
May I ask you something,
although it might be belated?
[06:20] Lyra
If it's not something personal, sure.
[06:22] Cyrus
Why a high school uniform?
[06:27] Lyra
Because I wanted to wear it, of course.
[06:30] Cyrus
But it's a bit of a stretch—
[06:32] Lyra
You'd better stop speaking
now, for your own sake.
SIGN UNDER CONSTRUCTION
[06:45] Robin
Robin here. Currently following the target.
[06:49] Robin
He's headed toward downtown—
SIGN UNDER CONSTRUCTION
[06:58] Robin
Th-That was close.
[07:00] Worker
Hey! What are you doing?!
[07:02] Bolts
I dug a hole for you.
[07:03] Worker
Huh?
[07:04] Robin
It's on us!
[07:07] Zeno
What business could he have here?
[07:10] Brian
Maybe an occult goods vendor is here?
[07:13] Zeno
No, he could be siphoning the confiscated
Borderlander-related OOPArts
[07:16] Zeno
into the black market.
[07:18] Brian
That can't be true.
[07:28] Zeno
He seems so restless.
[07:30] Zeno
He must be hiding something.
[07:33] Brian
Hey, maybe you should sit and rest...
[07:36] Zeno
Shut up! We need to hurry, or we'll lose him.
[07:40] Brian
It's all right. That's why we work as a team.
[07:44] Brian
This is Brian.
[07:47] Brian
Please continue tracking the target.
[07:54] Cyrus
This is Cyrus.
[07:56] Cyrus
He's at an arcade right now.
[07:59] Cyrus
I don't think he's noticed
that we're monitoring—
[08:14] Lyra
Is your heart racing?
[08:16] Cyrus
No... I'm used to stuff like this.
[08:22] Lyra
So annoying.
[08:33] Cyrus
I-It was part of the job.
[08:36] Cyrus
Oh, no!
[08:38] Cyrus
Shit! I lost h—
[08:45] Robin
Lyra disappeared?
[08:47] Cyrus
Yes. I can't find her anywhere.
[08:50] Cyrus
I don't think she's gone too far.
[08:52] Robin
Maybe she's using the restroom?
[08:54] Clerk
Who ordered the protein shakes?
[08:57] Bolt
That's me.
[08:58] Robin
It's finally here!
[09:04] Bolts
Don't let your guard down, amateur.
SIGN Crêpes & Shakes
[09:15] Bolts
Doesn't look like he's going to move soon.
[09:17] Robin
Then I should go somewhere to change...
[09:30] Robin
Is that all you got?
[09:32] Bolts
What?
[09:36] Bolts
What's the matter?
[09:39] Robin
Oh, he's on the move!
[09:42] Bolts
You running away?
[09:44] Robin
Just come on! Move it!
[09:47] Robin
Where did he go?
[09:48] Bolts
No, I want you to admit your defeat
by saying, "I couldn't lift 300 kilograms."
[09:52] Robin
Oh, shut up!
[09:54] Robin
We'll split up. Hurry!
[09:57] Bolts
Muscles grow when you exhaust them,
[09:59] Bolts
and humans grow when they admit defeat.
[10:09] Zeno
Now Bolts has gone missing.
[10:12] Brian
How does a guy that huge go missing?
[10:15] Brian
And no one's found Lyra yet, right?
[10:16] Zeno
It's strange. Something
unusual might be going on.
[10:20] Brian
Something unusual...
[10:22] Brian
So you think Theodore is causing it?
[10:31] Brian
You can have the rest!
[10:33] Zeno
Hey, where are you going?!
[10:35] Brian
I found him! We'll meet back up later!
[10:40] Cyrus
Lyra!
[10:42] Cyrus
Sorry, my mistake.
[10:45] Girl
What the heck? You're kinda cute.
[10:50] Cyrus
Lyra! What are you doing here?
[10:57] Zeno
Damn it!
[10:58] Robin
Where the hell did Bolts go?
[11:03] Robin
Excuse me. I'd like to ask you something.
[11:05] Robin
Old man, over here.
[11:07] Robin
Did you see a guy who's huge and
unnecessarily shows off his muscles—
[11:17] Brian
Hey!
[11:18] Brian
Theodore! You owe us an explanation—
[11:22] Old Man
The heck, man!
[11:23] Old Man
Can't you wait until I get out?
[11:27] Brian
I'm sure I saw...
[11:38] Zeno/I
Cyrus, do you read me?
[11:40] Zeno/I
Robin, do you copy?!
[11:43] Zeno/I
Brian! Brian?!
[11:56] Zeno
Th-This is...
SIGN From Blue Forest Extra-Large Gyoza Servings
[12:07] Immigrants
Accept more immigrants!
[12:08] Immigrants
Stand against discrimination!
[12:21] Brian
Zeno!
[12:23] Brian
What are you doing?
[12:25] Brian
We've been looking for you.
[12:28] Zeno
You all...
[12:29] Robin
Sorry, I got lost.
[12:32] Bolts
I was late to join up after looking for him.
[12:35] Lyra
I had a stomachache.
[12:38] Cyrus
Me, too.
[12:40] Brian
Are you all right?
[12:41] Brian
You don't look so good.
[12:43] Zeno
Y-Yeah...
[12:45] Brian
About Theodore... Unfortunately,
we all lost sight of him.
[12:50] Brian
Let's just call it a day.
[12:53] Zeno
What happened to your headsets?
[12:56] Brian
I lost it while I was running. My bad!
[12:59] Robin
Me, too!
[13:00] Cyrus
So did I.
[13:01] Lyra
I did, too.
[13:01] Bolts
Same here.
[13:03] Zeno
Look at this.
[13:06] Brian
Ew, what is that?
[13:09] Zeno
It's Theodore's face, which I picked up earlier!
[13:12] Brian
Theodore? I guess that could look like him.
[13:15] Bolts
You think so?
[13:16] Robin
It looks nothing like him.
[13:18] Lyra
Doesn't he look a little more tired?
[13:20] Cyrus
In terms of facial structure,
it doesn't look like him.
[13:22] Zeno
It proves that someone
was pretending to be him.
[13:26] Zeno
Or maybe it's his shell.
[13:29] Zeno
Most likely his mimicking ability.
[13:31] Zeno
Must be the result of his
repeated transformation.
[13:33] Robin
A shell, huh?
[13:35] Cyrus
Transformation...
[13:35] Brian
So does that mean...
[13:37] Zeno
Right. Theodore is not a human,
but a Borderlander.
[13:43] Brian
Zeno, why don't you sit down for a second?
[13:45] Zeno
Shut up!
[13:47] Zeno
He's hiding where Rubber is.
[13:50] Zeno
Suppose he's secretly connected to
Rubber because he's a Borderlander.
[13:54] Zeno
Then it all makes sense.
[13:56] Zeno
No, not just Theodore.
[13:59] Zeno
The very existence of the
Marginal Service is too suspicious.
[14:04] Zeno
Are you all real?!
[14:11] Brian
What are you trying to do?
[14:12] Zeno
Blood test.
[14:14] Zeno
Cyrus, hand me your surgical kit.
[14:16] Cyrus
What?
[14:17] Zeno
You always have it on you, right?
[14:22] Zeno
The blood of a Borderlander
must be different from a human's.
[14:27] Zeno
That's what I'm going to check.
[14:29] Robin
Wait, you don't need to go that far.
[14:31] Robin
If you can use your phone to verify—
[14:34] Zeno
Even if you're a Borderlander,
[14:36] Zeno
if you aren't registered,
verification could be difficult.
[14:38] Zeno
Plus, the data or the phone
could be tampered with.
[14:43] Zeno
Instead, I'll take blood samples from everyone.
[14:46] Zeno
Oh, I see.
[14:48] Zeno
I guess it's natural to want to suspect me first.
[14:55] Zeno
Who's next?
[14:56] Zeno
If you're human, you have no reason to refuse!
[15:00] Robin
F-Fine.
[15:02] Cyrus
Okay, then.
[15:07] Brian
Isn't there another way?
[15:10] Brian
I don't like this stuff...
[15:13] Brian
Wait, hang on a minute!
[15:16] Brian
Wait, wait!
[15:17] Zeno
Who's next?
[15:18] Brian
I said I don't like it!
[15:18] Bolts
I'll do it.
[15:22] Brian
H-H-Hold on! Wait, wait...
[15:25] Brian
Ouch!
[15:26] Zeno
Make sure we got enough blood!
[15:28] Zeno
If it's not enough, I'll cut you some more.
[15:31] Brian
Okay, okay!
[15:33] Lyra
I think I'll pass.
[15:35] Zeno
What?!
[15:36] Lyra
I don't want my finger to get infected,
[15:39] Lyra
not to mention injuring myself is just—
[15:55] Robin
Everyone's tests look normal.
[15:58] Bolts
Nothing strange in their appearance, either.
[16:01] Brian
Zeno...
[16:03] Brian
I think you must be tired after all.
[16:05] Brian
You still look really pale.
[16:07] Zeno
Shut up!
[16:08] Zeno
Borderlanders are hard to kill.
[16:10] Zeno
If you consider that aspect of them...
[16:14] Zeno
Let's try touching the blood with this.
[16:17] Zeno
A Borderlander's blood should react somehow.
[16:20] Brian
Haven't you done enough?
[16:21] Brian
This isn't some sci-fi horror film, you know!
[16:24] Zeno
I'll start!
[16:25] Brian
Hey!
[16:32] Zeno
Next!
[16:49] Brian
Happy now?
[16:51] Brian
Let's get back to the base and—
[16:52] Zeno
Wait!
[16:53] Brian
What else do you want?!
[16:55] Zeno
It didn't react to heat, but maybe
it will react to something else.
[17:04] Zeno
Caffeine, arginine, and B vitamins.
[17:07] Zeno
We starve the blood,
then give it nourishment.
[17:10] Zeno
Then carbonic acid!
[17:12] Zeno
Carbon dioxide increases blood flow.
[17:14] Zeno
That effect should help it
return to its normal color.
[17:18] Zeno
You're a doctor, so you
must understand this, Cyrus.
[17:39] Zeno
Why?!
[17:41] Brian
Zeno...
[17:42] Brian
It seems like you have a complicated past,
so I get that you want to suspect us.
[17:46] Brian
But doubting your team isn't
going to solve anything.
[17:50] Zeno
I'm not done yet!
SIGN From Blue Forest
SIGN Extra Large Gyoza Servings
SIGN From Blue Forest
Yummy Gyoza
[17:54] Zeno
I got this from a street vendor.
[17:57] Zeno
It goes without saying that garlic
has the power to disperse evil.
[18:01] Zeno
Traditionally, it was used
against vampires, as well.
[18:04] Zeno
Borderlanders are equivalent
to monsters and UMAs.
[18:08] Zeno
So it must work against them, too!
[18:10] Zeno
Eat this! Now!
[18:13] Brian
What do we do?
[18:15] Cyrus
I think this is where...
[18:16] Bolts
...we draw the line.
[18:18] Zeno
Hey.
[18:20] Zeno
What are you...
[18:27] Zeno
I-I see! So all of you have been...
[19:07] Brian/Robin/Bolts/Lyra/Cyrus
Marginal explosion!
[19:16] Lyra
Happy...
[19:17] Robin/Bolts/Brian/Cyrus
...birthday!
[19:23] Theodore
Happy birthday...
[19:25] Peck
...to Zeno!
[19:29] Peck
What? Was it so much of a surprise
that it stopped your heart?
[19:33] Theodore
I figured you would resist, so I was
preparing the party on my own,
[19:37] Theodore
but it drew unnecessary suspicion.
[19:39] Robin
So he told us about the plan.
[19:42] Cyrus
While we were tailing him.
[19:44] Theodore
It was difficult to try to get
everyone involved one by one
[19:48] Theodore
without you finding out.
[19:51] Zeno
And that is...
[19:51] Theodore
Oh, some new merchandise.
SIGN Legendary Commander
[19:54] Theodore
They were ready for delivery today,
so I went to the vendor to pick them up.
[19:58] Robin
But you gave us a scare
when you dropped one.
[20:02] Cyrus
Because of that, Zeno became
even more suspicious.
[20:05] Lyra
Seriously unacceptable.
[20:07] Bolts
It was tough to carry you here.
[20:10] Brian
We couldn't have managed it
if you weren't still recovering.
[20:13] Zeno
Don't tell me... For something so silly...
[20:16] Brian
Silly? Oh, come on.
[20:22] Brian
It's important to celebrate
your friends' birthdays.
[20:30] Theodore
Things like this aren't so bad
every now and then, right?
[20:40] Zeno
Too sweet.
[20:42] Brian
I think it's perfect for you.
[20:48] Peck
Hm? The UN has sent us something.
SIGN Receiving Data
[20:57] Peck
A kidnapping?
[20:59] Brian
The child of an executive has been abducted?
E10 - You're Always Not There When I Want to Hit You
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SIGN Your Life Matters
Don't Struggle Alone,
Talk to Someone
[00:04] Zeno/I
The scenery that flew past the car window,
and the enka from the car radio...
[00:09] Zeno/I
The sleeping face in the back seat,
and the smile in the passenger seat...
[00:13] Zeno/I
They used to be there.
[00:16] Zeno/I
But now, they're fading memories,
like a movie I saw a long time ago.
[00:22] Zeno/I
You never notice how important
something is when it's too close to you.
SIGN FM East Japan
[00:32] Zeno/I
That's why people with
knowing faces will tell you
[00:36] Zeno/I
that you won't know what's truly
important until you lose it.
[00:41] Zeno/I
If those words are true,
[00:44] Zeno/I
then no one can hold on to
what's really important.
[00:50] Zeno/I
Because once it's lost, what's really
important will never come back.
SIGN You're Always Not There When I Want to Hit You
[02:29] Robin
As expected of the big shot at the UN.
[02:32] Bolts
This place may have more rooms
than I have visible abs.
[02:36] Cyrus
The kidnapping happened
the day before yesterday.
[02:39] Cyrus
This arrived the day after
the child went missing.
[02:44] Brian
"If you want your child back, vote against
the bill that prosecutes Borderlanders."
[02:49] Brian
What's this bill?
[02:51] Cyrus
It's called the New Residential
Area Designation Bill.
[02:53] Cyrus
The pretext is it gives new
addresses to Borderlanders,
[02:57] Cyrus
but in reality, it's a secret
Borderlander isolation policy.
[03:04] Cyrus
With a demand like this,
the kidnapper must be a Borderlander.
[03:09] Brian
So that's why they called us.
[03:12] Brian
Do you think it's related
to Rubber's terrorist group?
[03:15] Cyrus
It's highly likely that the
remnants of it are involved.
[03:20] Emi
Our maid went to wake up my son, Kei, and...
[03:24] Maid
The second-floor window
was open, and he was gone.
[03:28] Agata
No one suspicious was recorded on
the surveillance cameras in the area.
[03:32] Agata
We've asked around with our neighbors,
but there were no witnesses.
[03:37] Lyra
The vote for the bill mentioned in the
blackmail letter is happening tomorrow.
[03:42] Agata
Yes, it's supposed to be
signed at the committee.
[03:47] Lyra
Are you going to vote for it?
[03:51] Agata
Well...
[04:12] Brian
Looks like he was taken through that window.
[04:14] Brian
No one witnessed anyone suspicious, though.
[04:18] Brian
So what bothers you?
[04:21] Brian
A child's drawing?
[04:23] Brian
What about it?
[04:26] Brian
Do you know something?
[04:31] Zeno
Don't get yourselves involved.
[04:33] Brian
Huh?
[04:34] Zeno
I'll take care of this case on my own.
[04:37] Brian
Wait... Hey!
[04:40] Brian
What? He hasn't come back?
[04:43] Theodore
Not since he left with you.
[04:46] Theodore
And I just noticed that he even
took out the Marginal Launcher.
[04:50] Robin
Well, damn. There's nothing scarier
than a veteran going rogue.
[04:54] Brian
What is this symbol?
[04:57] Theodore
It's personal information...
[04:59] Brian
Now's not the time for that!
[05:08] Theodore
Ten years ago, there was
a serial kidnapping case
[05:12] Theodore
in which only five-year-olds were targeted.
[05:16] Theodore
There were never any witnesses.
[05:19] Theodore
At each crime scene was the
strange symbol you see there.
[05:28] Brian
Don't tell me Zeno's son was...
[05:30] Theodore
Yes.
[05:35] Theodore
At the time, Zeno pressed on
with an aggressive investigation,
[05:38] Theodore
and cornered a man who seemed
to be the culprit. But...
[05:44] (Flashback) Zeno
Say it! Where are the children?!
[05:47] (Flashback) Man
I'm only following my orders!
[05:49] (Flashback) Zeno
That's bullshit!
[05:51] (Flashback) Zeno
Tell me.
[05:53] (Flashback) Man
The k-kids are...
[05:58] (Flashback) Zeno
Wait!
[06:00] (Flashback) Zeno
Stop!
[06:05] Theodore
In the end, they couldn't
find any of the children,
[06:09] Theodore
and Zeno's son remains missing.
[06:12] Theodore
Zeno resigned from his detective
position to take responsibility.
[06:16] Theodore
The statute of limitations hasn't expired
yet, but the case remains unsolved.
[06:21] Theodore
The children are feared dead.
[06:27] Lyra
I didn't know he had such a history.
[06:30] Bolts
It makes sense that he's so unfriendly.
[06:33] Cyrus
Considering the situation,
it's highly likely that
[06:36] Cyrus
the same group of criminals is
involved in this case, as well.
[06:40] Robin
No wonder Zeno got so heated.
[06:48] Resident
It's you again.
[06:50] Cyrus
"Again"?
[06:51] Brian
Must be Zeno.
[06:52] Brian
Looks like he's investigating on his own.
[06:55] Resident
Like I said before, I never saw
the child or heard his voice.
[06:59] Resident
But there has been a strange
rumor around here lately.
[07:03] Brian
A rumor?
[07:05] Resident
A flying person.
[07:07] Lyra
That's a flying humanoid.
[07:10] Brian
What is that?
[07:12] Lyra/I
It's a type of UMA that's been
witnessed all over the world.
[07:15] Lyra/I
A human-shaped unidentified flying
creature that makes no sound.
[07:20] Brian
When you say "UMA"...
[07:22] Cyrus
Must be a Borderlander.
[07:24] Cyrus
Maybe they came to case the joint.
[07:27] Brian
And that's who abducted the
kid from the second floor.
[07:30] Lyra/I
Flying humanoids originated in Mexico.
[07:33] Lyra/I
It may be connected to
the hallucinogenic mushroom
[07:35] Lyra/I
that the Borderlander terrorist
group made drugs from,
[07:37] Lyra/I
and the ancient Aztec civilization.
[07:40] Cyrus
Would it be related to that symbol?
[07:42] Brian
Lyra, can you look into that line of inquiry?
[07:45] Brian
We'll continue to—
[07:46] Robin/I
Come to the Twin Tower!
[07:48] Robin/I
Right now!
[07:55] Bolts
Are they finalizing the bill in question?
[07:58] Robin
They're signing the bill with
the executives as witnesses.
[08:01] Brian
Have they discussed the kidnapping?
[08:03] Bolts
Doesn't seem that way.
[08:05] Robin
He must be trying to keep it under wraps.
[08:11] Agata
Can't we postpone our final decision?
[08:15] Executive A
The date for breaking ground
on construction can't be moved.
[08:19] Executive B
We also don't want the immigrant
protest to get too big.
[08:32] Brian
Hey, wait!
[08:33] Brian
You're not really gonna sign it, are you?!
[08:36] Agata
I can't yield to terrorists.
[08:38] Brian
You can't be serious!
[08:40] Brian
Your child's life is on the line!
[08:42] Executive A
Who are you, exactly?
[08:43] Executive B
They say they're from a task force.
[08:45] Executive C
Who cares?! Get rid of them!
[08:54] Robin
Brian, stop it!
[08:55] Brian
Shut up!
[08:57] Brian
If the culprit finds out,
who knows what they'll—
[09:03] Brian
They were monitoring us!
[09:18] Robin
Are you serious?!
[09:19] Bolts
It won't kill Borderlanders
if it hits them, but...
[09:25] Robin
Normal humans will be in pieces.
[09:27] Brian
Marginal explosion...
[09:40] Bolts
Anyone hurt?
[09:40] Executive A
My ears...
[09:41] Executive B
What the...
[09:41] Agata
I-I'm okay.
[09:42] Executive C
Another terrorist attack?
[09:44] Robin
Hey, where's Brian?
[09:53] Brian
Not again!
[09:55] Zeno
So it is you.
[10:05] Passersby
What's going on?
[10:06] Passersby
A movie, apparently.
[10:06] Passersby
They said it's a film shoot.
[10:07] Passersby
What the heck?
[10:08] Passersby
That explosion, too?
[10:10] Theodore
We're sorry for the inconvenience.
[10:12] Theodore
They're up-and-coming action stars.
[10:15] Robin
The title is Double Machos
Versus the Flying Phantom.
[10:19] Bolts
Please come watch the film.
[10:24] Isabella
I won't incriminate myself.
[10:27] Zeno
Then I'll shoot you in the head
until you feel like talking.
[10:31] Brian
Hey! We don't know if she did it!
[10:35] Zeno
Why do you side with this woman so much?
[10:38] Zeno
You sympathize with her
after the bombing incident?
[10:43] Zeno
A child's life is on the line, so shut
your mouth if you want to live.
[10:47] Brian
Stop this nonsense!
[10:49] Brian
If you're too aggressive,
it'll be just like ten years ago—
[10:53] Zeno
The culprit might die?
[10:55] Brian
I mean...
[10:56] Zeno
I don't know what you heard
from Theodore, but...
[11:04] Zeno
This woman is a Borderlander.
[11:06] Zeno
No matter how much you hurt her,
she won't easily die!
[11:08] Brian
That doesn't mean you
can do whatever you want.
[11:21] Brian
Any development?
[11:22] Lyra
No luck.
[11:23] Lyra
I can't find the symbol anywhere.
[11:26] Robin
Nothing here, either.
[11:28] Robin
He's asked the same questions 300 times.
[11:31] Zeno
Where is the Agatas' child?
[11:35] Zeno
What does this symbol mean?
[11:40] Zeno
Are you acting alone, or are you
getting orders from someone?
[11:44] Zeno
Is this another of Rubber's plans?
[11:46] Zeno
In your harpy form,
you monitored the Agatas' house
[11:50] Zeno
and abducted their child from
the second floor. Didn't you?
[11:57] Zeno
Answer me!
[11:58] Zeno
Where is the child?!
[12:00] Robin
Zeno, stop!
[12:01] Zeno
Where is the child?!
[12:03] Zeno
Answer me!
[12:04] Zeno
Give the child back!
[12:05] Zeno
Give him back!
[12:13] Zeno
Damn, is this Pau d'Arco tea?
[12:22] Brian
I think it tastes good.
[12:26] Bolts
It's already been three days
since the abduction.
[12:29] Robin
I get where Zeno is coming from.
[12:31] Robin
Even if he has to beat her to a pulp, he'll...
[12:34] Brian
Stop it. Borderlanders have rights, too.
[12:38] Robin
Speak for yourself.
[12:40] Robin
You used to manhandle Peck, too.
[12:43] Brian
Wh-When did I do such a thing?
[12:45] Robin
Don't you remember?
[12:46] Robin
You used him as a bulletproof vest,
[12:49] Robin
and fed him to a shark.
[12:51] Brian
That was, you know...
[12:54] Robin
Even if you don't mean to, a part of you
thinks, "He's a Borderlander, after all."
[12:59] Robin
Nothing's worse than being unconscious of it.
[13:06] Bolts
One more hour until we switch
with Cyrus and the others.
[13:09] Bolts
Tomorrow, we'll visit the scene again—
[13:12] Bolts
What is it?
[13:13] Bolts
Is this training?
[13:14] Bolts
With a weak-ass tackle like that...
[13:16] Brian
H-Hey...
[13:19] Brian
Is this...
[13:20] Bolts
Not you, too. What are you doing?
[13:23] Robin
He put something in it, didn't he?
[13:27] Bolts
It's the drug.
[13:30] Bolts
The one circulating among Borderlanders...
[13:33] Brian
Don't tell me Zeno did this...
[13:37] Bolts
I-I should have had a protein shake instead...
[13:49] Brian
Wait...
[13:53] Brian
The way you're going about this...
isn't going to change anything.
[13:58] Brian
There must be another way...
[14:03] Brian
I'll help you.
[14:05] Brian
If you keep this up, you'll stay
trapped in the past forever.
[14:12] Zeno
Still, I have to do it.
[14:18] Zeno
That's all I can do.
[14:30] Isabella
Where are you taking me?
[14:34] Lyra
Hey, wake up.
[14:37] Lyra
Wake up!
[14:39] Bolts
Where's Zeno?
[14:40] Cyrus
When we got here, he was already...
[14:43] Robin
Damn it.
[14:48] Lyra
Brian? Where are you going?
[14:50] Brian
I'm gonna find the kid.
[14:52] Brian
Otherwise, Zeno won't stop.
[15:08] (Flashback) Zeno
Sorry, I don't have time for hugs today.
[15:12] (Flashback) Zeno
Tell the shrimp sorry for me.
[15:14] (Flashback) Lily
It's Noah, not "the shrimp."
[15:16] (Flashback) Lily
Use his actual name.
[15:18] (Flashback) Zeno
After the night shift,
I'll get the usual sandwich.
[15:21] (Flashback) Zeno
The one the shrimp likes.
[15:23] (Flashback) Lily
It's Noah, not "the shrimp."
[15:25] (Flashback) Zeno
I know.
[15:33] (Flashback) Lily
I-It was only for a second...
[15:37] (Flashback) Lily
I went to the bathroom, and he was gone.
[15:46] Zeno
That was the only day I didn't
give him a hug before I left.
[15:51] Zeno
That was the only day
I didn't call him by his name.
[15:56] Zeno
I had assumed that they
would always be with me.
[16:01] News Caster/I
Further news on the serial kidnappings.
[16:04] News Caster/I
It was reported that a man considered
to be a key witness in the case
[16:07] News Caster/I
died due to an accident
while on the run.
[16:11] News Caster/I
The whereabouts of the kidnapped
children are still unclear.
[16:14] News Caster/I
The police will hold a press conference soon.
[16:18] (Flashback) Lily
Why?
[16:18] News Caster/I
Information about the cases should be
reported to the investigation headquarters
[16:20] (Flashback) Lily
Why can't you find Noah?
[16:22] News Caster/I
at the number you see on the screen.
[16:25] News Caster/I
The local government has asked
the police to increase patrols,
[16:27] (Flashback) Zeno
I'm sorry.
[16:28] News Caster/I
while urging the public that children be
accompanied by adults when they are outside.
[16:31] (Flashback) Lily
Aren't you supposed to be
the legendary detective?
[16:34] News Caster/I
For our next story...
[16:36] (Flashback) Lily
Find our Noah!
[16:45] (Flashback) Zeno
Lily?!
[16:48] (Flashback) Zeno
Lily! Lily!
[16:52] Zeno
When my wife died, I gave up on my child.
[16:56] Zeno
Something inside me just snapped.
[17:00] Zeno
You don't know what's truly
important until you lose it.
[17:04] Zeno
So no one can hold on to
what's really important.
[17:13] Zeno
This will be your last chance.
[17:16] Zeno
Where is the child?
[17:20] Isabella
You're wrong.
[17:22] Isabella
You haven't lost them.
[17:25] Zeno
What do you mean?
[17:28] Brian
Stop!
[17:30] Zeno
What are you doing here?
[17:31] Brian
Theodore told me that you
might be at this house.
[17:38] Brian
We found the child.
[17:41] Brian
The culprit wasn't Isabella.
[17:44] Brian
It was the maid who worked there.
[17:46] (Flashback) Brian
Anything is fine!
[17:48] (Flashback) Brian
Please remember!
[17:50] (Flashback) Emi
But I don't remember anything.
[17:52] (Flashback) Agata
We've told you everything we could.
[17:54] (Flashback) Brian
I need to find that child, no matter what!
[17:58] (Flashback) Brian
For that young life, and for you, his parents!
[18:01] (Flashback) Brian
And there's someone I need to stop.
[18:05] (Flashback) Brian
I can't make him go through this again!
[18:12] (Flashback) Maid
Th-That night, I put the boy
to sleep like I always do.
[18:17] (Flashback) Maid
B-But...
[18:19] (Flashback) Maid
It was just another regular night, but
the child... the child wasn't there, so...
[18:28] Lyra
I found it.
SIGN Nichiyomi
Serial Child Kidnapping
[18:30] Lyra
The name of the maid is Shiho Sato.
[18:32] Lyra
Like Zeno, her child was
kidnapped ten years ago.
[18:36] Zeno
Like me?
[18:40] Brian
Yes.
[18:41] Brian
She's the mother of one of the five kids
who have been missing for ten years.
[18:46] Brian
The child was hidden in the attic.
[18:49] Brian
We thought he was kidnapped,
but he was at the house all this time.
[18:55] (Flashback) Kei
Huh? Where's Shiho?
[19:00] Brian
That maid was also obsessed
with the case from ten years ago.
[19:04] Maid
It was Kei's fifth birthday.
[19:08] Maid
But his parents said they
were too busy with work.
[19:14] Maid
I wanted those parents
to know... the pain I feel.
[19:20] Maid
What it feels to lose something precious.
[19:24] Robin
That's why you left the same
symbol from ten years ago.
[19:28] Zeno
Then you...
[19:30] Isabella
I sent the blackmail letter.
[19:33] Isabella
I was monitoring that family.
[19:36] Isabella
To stop a man named Agata
from passing the new bill.
[19:41] Isabella
That's how I learned the maid did it.
[19:44] Isabella
I took advantage of that.
[19:47] Isabella
I told her to cooperate in exchange
for my silence about the kidnapping.
[19:51] Isabella
So I'm guilty, as well.
[19:58] Brian
I know this didn't resolve anything for you.
[20:00] Brian
But this time, you did rescue one person.
[20:04] Brian
It's about time you took a step forward.
[20:11] Zeno
Maybe you're right.
[20:12] Brian
Good!
[20:13] Brian
Well, then...
[20:17] Brian
Here's payback for when you
hit me at the interrogation!
[20:31] [SONG] Sign
CLOSED
[20:33] Bolts
The child was found safe and sound.
[20:34] Robin
And the new bill did pass.
[20:34] [SONG] Sign
New Bill Passed
[20:38] Cyrus
I feel conflicted.
SIGN No to the New Bill!
Protect Borderlander Rights!
[20:41] Peck
I'm gonna protest the hell out of it!
[20:44] Lyra
So the case from ten years ago
still remains a mystery?
[20:48] Brian
Yeah, I guess.
[20:57] Zeno
You mentioned before...
[20:59] (Flashback) Isabella
You haven't lost them.
[21:03] Zeno
You know the truth about what
happened ten years ago, don't you?
[21:10] Zeno
I figured out the meaning of this symbol.
[21:17] Zeno
Let's continue the interrogation.
E11 - When You Wish Upon a Star, a Star Shall Have the Guitar and Perfume
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[00:01] Zeno/I
Ever since that day, I've lived my
days counting things that I've lost.
[00:10] Zeno/I
You can't take back what you've lost.
[00:14] Zeno/I
I know that.
[00:18] Zeno/I
But still...
[00:21] Zeno/I
I keep on resisting...
[00:24] Zeno/I
the world.
SIGN When You Wish Upon a Star, a Star Shall Have the Guitar and Perfume
[02:00] Brian
Why can't we investigate?!
[02:02] Brian
He took the weapon and the classified data!
[02:06] Theodore
Zeno is not a Borderlander.
[02:08] Theodore
He is outside of our jurisdiction.
[02:11] Brian
But he took Isabella, who is a Borderlander!
[02:16] Brian
So shouldn't we move
immediately to recover her?!
[02:20] Theodore
It'll take a while for her "change
of address" to be considered illegal.
[02:26] Brian
Huh?!
[02:27] Brian
"Change of address"?!
[02:29] Theodore
Data management is
the job of the higher-ups.
[02:32] Theodore
What we can do is...
[02:34] Brian
Let me interrogate Rubber.
[02:36] Brian
Then we might be able to find a clue!
[02:39] Theodore
We don't know where he's imprisoned.
[02:42] Theodore
This case is tied directly
to an UN executive.
[02:45] Theodore
If we investigate without authorization...
[02:47] Bolts
I guess job hunting is in order.
[02:48] Lyra
Quitting the job to get married
isn't a thing anymore.
[02:51] Cyrus
That's the fate of government employees.
[02:54] Robin
But it's hard to imagine Zeno
doing something so stupid.
[02:57] Robin
If we give him time,
he might come back on his own.
[02:59] Brian
This isn't a middle schooler
running away from home!
[03:01] Brian
While we dawdle, he might...
[03:03] Lyra
Might what?
[03:05] Brian
He might die.
[03:11] Lyra
Don't be so dramatic.
[03:13] Robin
He's the type who won't die even if it kills him.
[03:15] Bolts
His muscles are adequate for survival.
[03:18] Cyrus
His mentality seems strong, as well.
[03:20] Brian
He hasn't been able to move on
since what happened ten years ago.
[03:25] Brian
He doesn't care about his life.
[03:27] Brian
That's what his eyes looked like.
[03:31] Lyra
And you think Borderlanders are involved
in the case from ten years ago?
[03:36] Cyrus
That's what Zeno seems to believe,
judging from how he took Isabella with him.
[03:40] Robin
I guess we'll have to start from there.
[03:43] Bolts
I'll ask around at my gym.
[03:47] Theodore
Very well.
[03:48] Theodore
I'll try my best to look the other way.
[03:57] Isabella
I understand your situation now.
[03:59] Isabella
And where are we headed?
[04:02] Zeno
First, I need to look into the
circumstances from back then.
[04:06] Isabella
How did you get the information
about this symbol?
[04:09] Zeno
If Borderlanders can do it, so can humans.
[04:14] Zeno
You withheld information about Rubber's
case and the case from ten years ago.
[04:19] Zeno
You betrayed Brian's trust.
[04:23] Isabella
Brian?
[04:25] Isabella
Oh, that guy.
[04:27] Isabella
You're in the same boat when
it comes to betraying trust.
[04:30] Zeno
I don't like him.
[04:32] Isabella
Because he has a way of
letting himself into your heart?
[04:36] Zeno
From now on, you tell me
everything you know.
[04:39] Zeno
Even if Borderlanders are hard
to kill, you can be killed.
[04:43] Isabella
You think threats work on me?
[04:46] Zeno
It's a deal.
[04:48] Zeno
And not a bad one for you Borderlanders.
SIGN Your Life Matters
Don't Struggle Alone,
Talk to Someone
[04:59] Police Officer
Stand back!
[05:01] Police Officer
You need to stand back!
[05:02] Immigrant
Revoke the bill!
[05:02] [SONG] Sign (Left)
Oppose
New Bill!!
[05:02] [SONG] Sign (Center)
Don't Forgive the
UN's Hypocrisy!
[05:03] Immigrant
Don't isolate immigrants!
[05:05] Robin
I checked out Zeno's home,
but it felt so empty there.
[05:09] Bolts
Just a bed and a cup.
[05:12] Bolts
No dumbbells or protein.
[05:14] Lyra
He was last seen on the surveillance
camera near Jukai at 9:25 PM last night.
[05:22] Brian
Jukai?
[05:23] Theodore
The reactions from the
higher-ups haven't changed.
[05:26] Theodore
All we've been assigned to
is protecting civilians
[05:29] Theodore
from potential terrorists
who oppose the new bill.
[05:32] Robin
Honestly, we're in a stalemate.
[05:34] Lyra
I've accessed all the data that
caught my eye, but I got nothing.
[05:38] Cyrus
We'll have to look into past cases, as well.
[05:46] Brian
Nothing good happens to
anyone who becomes my partner.
[05:52] Brian
I'm gonna lose another buddy at this rate.
[05:56] Brian
I'm too ashamed to face you, Danny.
[06:00] Peck
Yup, with a face like that, you'd look
better if you wore Theodore's mask.
[06:04] Brian
Yo, that's going too—
[06:07] Brian
Peck? How did you find me here?
[06:09] Peck
I just followed the scent of misery.
[06:12] Brian
Well, excuse me.
[06:14] Peck
With your small brain,
it's pointless to think.
[06:18] Peck
You need some help from someone smarter.
[06:21] Brian
And you think that's you?
[06:23] Brian
Sorry, but I haven't fallen low
enough to ask for a rat's help.
[06:27] Peck
I'm not a rat!
[06:29] Peck
Can a rat do this?
[06:31] Brian
What's that?
[06:32] Peck
It's a backup of that guy.
My Lyra was secretly holding on to it.
[06:36] Brian
"That guy"?
[06:38] Brian
You don't mean...
[06:49] Eddie/I
What do you want?
[06:51] Eddie/I
Don't wake me up.
[06:53] Eddie/I
I wanted to stay shut down.
[06:55] Brian
I need you, the cyber brain master,
to find where Zeno is.
[06:59] Eddie/I
I'm retired, okay?
[07:02] Eddie/I
I'm done with data and the internet.
[07:04] Eddie/I
I don't want to know
what I don't want to know.
[07:08] Peck
Ha, are you still hung up
on Lyra dumping you?
[07:12] (Flashback) Lyra
Days gone by will not come back!
[07:16] Eddie/I
I don't want to know anything.
[07:18] Eddie/I
The world is full of stuff
you don't need to know.
[07:21] Peck
You were useless as a cyber terrorist.
[07:25] Peck
I guess you're useless as a helper, too.
[07:29] Brian
That's too bad.
[07:31] Brian
Lyra's still in love with you, too...
[07:34] Eddie/I
What?!
[07:35] Brian
Why would she keep a backup
of your data otherwise, right?
[07:39] Eddie/I
I g-guess you're right...
[07:42] Peck
I bet she kept him because
he'd come in handy—
[07:46] Brian
Lyra must be waiting for your "log" to be "in."
[07:50] Brian
To get you going on that,
why don't you help us out?
[07:55] Eddie/I
I-If you insist.
[07:57] Eddie/I
Just this one time.
[08:00] Eddie/I
Unfortunately, there's been no information
on Zeno Stokes since three days ago.
[08:05] Eddie/I
He's probably being careful
not to leave any digital log.
[08:09] Peck
What?!
[08:10] Peck
For all the airs you put on, you're useless!
[08:12] Peck
You softy log bastard!
[08:14] Brian
Then can you tell me
where Rubber is imprisoned?
[08:24] Cyrus/I
Hey, look at this.
[08:26] Lyra
Is that the Borderlander drug?
[08:29] Cyrus/I
It's the investigation report on Confu.
[08:32] Cyrus/I
But the numbers are different
from the data managed by the UN.
[08:36] Cyrus
In the UN's document, it's classified in
Schedule I, the most dangerous category.
[08:42] Cyrus
But according to Zeno's report,
it's Schedule IV at best.
[08:46] Lyra
What does that mean?
[08:49] Cyrus
The hazard level of the drug
has been overestimated.
[08:53] Cyrus
Of course, if it's ingested in a
large amount, it will affect you.
[08:57] Cyrus
But Brian and the others didn't
suffer much damage back then.
[09:02] Lyra/I
Meaning the UN is trying
to set Borderlanders up
[09:05] Lyra/I
as heinous villains instead
of regular bad guys?
[09:09] Cyrus
I don't know. But...
[09:12] Lyra
It's worth looking into.
[09:23] Brian
I'm Theodore Tompson
from the Marginal Service.
[09:27] Brian
I'm interrogating Rubber on the order
of the higher-ups from the UN.
[09:31] Masked Soldier A
Is he...
[09:32] Masked Soldier B
...an idiot?
[09:37] Peck
The mask looks good on you,
just as I expected.
[09:40] Brian
Oh, shut up.
[09:41] Brian
Let's go.
[09:47] Eddie/I
There's a hidden door in the study.
[09:56] Theodore
Welcom—
[10:04] Robin
Who the hell are they?
[10:05] Theodore
They're apparently from the UN.
[10:08] Theodore
Don't seem to be here for
our new product, though.
[10:12] Agata
There was unauthorized access to the data
regarding where Rubber is imprisoned.
[10:17] Agata
It was accessed through Eddie Snow, the AI
involved in the Marginal Service's case.
[10:22] Robin
Eddie?
[10:24] Lyra
You've got to be kidding!
[10:30] Lyra
Must've been Peck...
[10:31] Agata
You were ordered not to get
involved in Rubber Suit's case.
[10:36] Agata
Considering the situation,
it must be Brian Nightraider's doing.
[10:41] Agata
All of you will have to face
the appropriate consequences.
[10:45] Bolts
Which means...
[10:47] Robin
No bonus?
[10:49] Robin
We don't get those to begin with.
[10:51] Agata
I'm ordering you to either
arrest or kill Brian Nightraider.
[10:55] Robin
Huh?
[10:56] Bolts
Kill our own? Not in your wildest dreams!
[11:05] Agata
You have no right to refuse.
[11:07] Lyra
Why us?
[11:09] Cyrus
Aren't we supposed to be the
anti-terrorist team for Borderlanders?
[11:13] Agata
This is a special circumstance.
[11:15] Agata
We're showing leniency by
letting you take care of him.
[11:19] Agata
We owe him as much.
[11:22] Lyra
Owe him?
[11:26] Cyrus
Isn't he...
[11:30] Agata
Once again, I'm Ryo Agata,
the UN undersecretary.
[11:40] Brian
Was that all of them?
[11:42] Peck
Looks like it.
[11:43] Peck
Luckily, there weren't too many
guards since this is a hideout.
[11:50] Brian
Time for an emotional reunion.
[12:03] Rubber
Well, if it isn't Brian.
[12:05] Peck
Wow. As expected from a star.
[12:08] Brian
He may be a star, but he needs the suit.
[12:11] Brian
Both his scent and the visual
are problematic otherwise.
[12:18] Rubber
Sorry to bother you,
but may I borrow a guitar?
[12:21] Rubber
Mine was confiscated.
[12:23] Brian
Give it up. We don't have time.
[12:25] Rubber
That's too bad.
[12:26] Brian
I thought I'd sing you
a love song as we went.
[12:30] Brian
I'm not expecting a show.
[12:32] Brian
What I want to know is...
[12:34] Rubber
About your buddy?
[12:35] Brian
As expected of a Borderlander.
[12:38] Rubber
I have good intuition.
[12:40] Rubber
For example, we'll be surrounded soon.
[12:42] Brian
Huh?!
[12:43] Brian
Hey! You guys....
[12:56] Bolts
Brian, are you serious?
[12:58] Robin
He's a Borderlander.
[13:00] Robin
Above all, he's the leader of a terrorist group.
[13:04] Peck
I-I just want you to know
that it's not my fault!
[13:07] Peck
I only egged him on—
[13:08] Lyra
You shut up.
[13:10] Peck
O-Okay.
[13:11] Robin
Shibujuku's terrorist bombing,
a gunfight at Jukai,
[13:15] Robin
and the shark attack in the southern island...
[13:18] Robin
You know all of them were his doing, right?
[13:20] Brian
I know... but he's my only hope right now!
[13:25] Cyrus
We don't know for sure
that he knows where Zeno is.
[13:28] Brian
I hear you.
[13:29] Brian
But he must know where Isabella is,
and she's supposed to be with Zeno.
[13:33] Rubber
You may be right.
[13:34] Lyra
We obviously can't trust him.
[13:37] Brian
Maybe not, but we have to!
[13:39] Brian
Borderlander or not.
[13:42] Robin
I knew he was an idiot,
but not this much of one.
[13:45] Bolts
Brian, why would you go that far?
[13:48] Bolts
You're throwing everything
away because of Zeno.
[13:51] Brian
From the moment I met him,
he was really nasty,
[13:56] Brian
and there were countless
times I wanted to kill him.
[14:00] Brian
Honestly, if he's dead somewhere
in a ditch, I couldn't care less.
[14:05] Brian
But...
[14:09] Brian
He's still my buddy.
[14:12] Brian
I want to see him smile, just once.
[14:16] Brian
I'm...
[14:18] Brian
I'm the only one who can stop him.
[14:26] Robin
I guess there's no talking him out of it.
[14:28] Robin
We don't want to do this either,
[14:30] Robin
but we're also the only
ones who can stop Brian!
[14:38] Rubber
What a wonderful beat.
[14:40] Brian
Don't they know how to hold back a little?
[14:42] Peck
Ouch...
[14:43] Peck
They got my tail.
[14:46] Bolts
First, aim for Rubber!
[14:48] Cyrus
Don't do it.
[14:49] Cyrus
If his suit rips, the gas he emits
will cause a disaster.
[14:52] Brian
Damn it!
[14:53] Brian
They have so much more firepower than we do!
[14:55] Rubber
You want me to save your skin?
[14:57] Brian
No, thanks!
[14:59] Brian
I don't want to be traumatized to death.
[15:01] Cyrus
You can aim at his legs.
[15:04] Robin
Brian will be okay even if
it hits him in the stomach.
[15:06] Brian
Cut the crap!
[15:08] Brian
Don't be ridiculous!
[15:11] Theodore
Is it the decision of the
United Nation as a whole?
[15:14] Agata
I was given carte blanche on this case.
[15:22] Brian
Hey! Can't you do something?!
[15:25] Rubber
Oh, I think there might be a car
that delivered vegetables in the back.
[15:29] Brian
Why didn't you tell me sooner?!
[15:34] Peck
Get in!
[15:35] Brian
This is so lame.
[15:37] Brian
You gotta drive an Aston
Martin at a time like this!
[15:40] Rubber
I'm afraid I'm not a famous spy.
[15:43] Robin
It's bulletproof?!
[15:44] Robin
Why does this truck have VIP specs?!
[15:48] Robin
Damn it!
[15:49] Bolts
Robin!
[15:52] Robin
Marginal explosion!
[16:04] Robin
Did I get them?
[16:09] Robin
Oh, damn it!
[16:14] Agata
You failed the mission.
[16:16] Agata
We will take over the pursuit of
Brian Nightraider and Rubber Suit.
[16:21] Agata
Please wait for further notice until we
decide what to do with the Marginal Service.
[16:25] Robin
Was this really the right thing to do?
[16:27] Bolts
We covertly let them escape, but...
[16:30] Lyra
We're in complete rebellion against the UN.
[16:32] Cyrus
Is that a problem?
[16:34] Cyrus
Working for scum isn't good
for one's mental health.
[16:40] (Flashback) Robin
Does that mean Borderlanders
weren't at fault?
[16:43] (Flashback) Lyra
I wouldn't go that far.
[16:45] (Flashback) Lyra
It's still a fact that Rubber's people distributed
drugs and performed terrorist acts.
[16:50] (Flashback) Lyra
But the damage they caused has
been exaggerated on the record.
[16:54] (Flashback) Cyrus
For example, it says the bombing at
the Immigration office killed 13 people,
[16:59] (Flashback) Cyrus
but no one was actually hurt.
[17:01] (Flashback) Lyra
The victims reported on
the record do not exist.
[17:05] (Flashback) Lyra
Their names and addresses are all bogus.
[17:07] (Flashback) Robin
Why would they do that?
[17:09] (Flashback) Bolts
To tighten the control on Borderlanders?
[17:13] (Flashback) Cyrus
Most likely.
[17:14] (Flashback) Cyrus
There's a possibility
[17:16] (Flashback) Cyrus
that the UN set them as rank villains
in order to get rid of them.
[17:20] (Flashback) Cyrus
Their existence is inconvenient for them.
[17:24] (Flashback) Lyra
Perhaps the very presence of the
Marginal Service symbolizes that.
[17:32] Theodore
You two are correct.
[17:34] Theodore
Scum must pay for what they've done.
[17:41] Rubber
Okay, I perfectly understand the situation.
[17:44] Rubber
My heart aches for the passion
you have for your buddy.
[17:48] Brian
Cut it out.
[17:50] Brian
There's only one thing I want to ask.
[17:52] Brian
It's about the case from ten years ago.
[17:54] Brian
You and Isabella know something about it.
[17:58] Brian
Correct.
[18:02] Rubber
The key to everything lies in the sky.
[18:07] Rubber
It's Gray Shock.
[18:15] Brian
Isn't that...
[18:16] Rubber
You must know what it is.
[18:18] Rubber
The UFO crash that happened ten years ago.
[18:22] Rubber
Back then, the UN drove off the evil
aliens with the help of Borderlanders.
[18:27] Rubber
At that time, they secretly
collected the UFO they came in.
[18:32] Brian
Wha... The UN did?!
[18:34] Peck
Are you kidding me?
[18:36] Rubber
The UFO contained technology
that far surpassed yours.
[18:40] Rubber
The UN was trying to find military uses for it.
[18:44] Rubber
They called the attempt
"alien reverse engineering."
[18:47] Brian
And what does that have to do with
the kidnapping of Zeno's son ten years ago?
[18:54] Rubber
Although the UN collected the UFO,
they couldn't get it to activate.
[19:00] Rubber
It's a vehicle for aliens,
so I guess that's no surprise.
[19:03] Rubber
So they looked for humans
who could operate it.
[19:06] Brian
You don't mean...
[19:08] Rubber
The children who were
kidnapped ten years ago.
[19:12] Rubber
The UN hypothesized that the UFO
required something akin to psychic power.
[19:18] Rubber
Just like Project MK-Ultra
or the Stargate Project.
[19:22] Rubber
Those who exhibited such powers
[19:25] Rubber
were the five-year-old children
who witnessed the crashing UFO.
[19:30] Rubber
They were called the "Alien Gifted."
[19:32] Rubber
They responded to the UFO,
and could activate it.
[19:37] Rubber
That's why they were kidnapped.
[19:39] Brian
So the symbol Zeno was so hung up on...
[19:43] Rubber
Right. That isn't a symbol of anything.
[19:47] Rubber
It's the UFO itself.
[19:50] Rubber
The kidnappers didn't leave it on the scene.
[19:53] Rubber
The children drew it themselves.
[19:55] Brian
Zeno realized that on his own?
[20:00] Rubber
We Borderlanders learned
the truth only this past year.
[20:04] Rubber
We couldn't sit idly by knowing the lives of
precious little ones were being taken away.
[20:09] Brian
Wait, so the reason why you
Borderlanders start terrorist attacks...
[20:13] Rubber
Our existence is not
acknowledged in this society.
[20:17] Rubber
So we can't officially raise our voices.
[20:20] Rubber
That's why we shook up the UN
to get them to investigate.
[20:24] Brian
What?! Give me a break!
[20:26] Brian
That doesn't make it okay
to do something like that!
[20:28] Rubber
Of course, we will pay for our crimes.
[20:31] Rubber
But I have something I need to do before that.
[20:35] Rubber
Just like your buddy does.
[20:40] Brian
Where did Zeno go?
[20:42] Rubber
I've investigated this with Isabella,
[20:45] Rubber
but I don't know where
the UFO research facility is.
[20:49] Rubber
But with the help of your excellent buddy,
maybe they've already arrived there.
[20:56] Rubber
At Mt. Minakami.
[21:02] Rubber
The children who were taken,
the Alien Gifted,
[21:06] Rubber
are still locked up in this
mountain as research subjects.
[21:10] Rubber
Mt. Minakami is also known
as a "Japanese pyramid."
[21:14] Rubber
It's a power spot
[21:15] Rubber
so strong that the Imperial Army tried to
create a massive underground base here.
[21:19] Rubber
The UN is taking advantage of that.
[21:23] Brian
That's way too occult for me.
[21:24] Brian
What?! What's going on?!
[21:26] Rubber
This is a low-gravity zone.
[21:28] Rubber
It means we're getting
closer to the central area.
[21:34] Rubber
I myself have never been this far before.
[21:38] Rubber
Now, let us go together.
[22:03] Brian
Are you kidding me?
[22:11] Rubber
What a view.
[22:14] Rubber
But I don't find it beautiful.
[22:29] Brian
Anyway, let's rescue the kids—
[22:38] Brian
Zeno.
E12 - Shitty World Will in Fact Come to an End
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SIGN Shitty World Will in Fact Come to an End
[00:07] Brian
Zeno!
[00:09] Zeno
You're here.
[00:10] Brian
I heard the truth from Rubber.
[00:11] Brian
We have to rescue the kids at once!
[00:14] Brian
We'll take back what was lost.
[00:18] Zeno
I'll settle this on my own.
[00:22] Brian
Yeah, I knew you'd say that!
[00:26] Brian
Enough already!
[00:29] Brian
Stop trying to take it all upon yourself!
[00:34] Rubber
What a tear-jerking reunion.
[00:36] Rubber
But now is not the time to fight.
[00:39] Rubber
If the UFO is activated,
something terrible will—
[00:44] Brian
Rubber?!
[00:45] Agata
Please do not move.
[00:52] Agata
I would not want to soil
my hands unnecessarily.
[00:56] Brian
You're from the kidnapping case...
[00:58] Agata
Brian, I'm truly grateful to you.
[01:02] Agata
You even helped Rubber escape from jail.
[01:06] Brian
Was it on purpose?
[01:08] Agata
Leading a terrorist group, causing a
prison riot, and now escaping from jail.
[01:13] Agata
With this many crimes, he will not
escape capital punishment.
[01:17] Brian
Ha! Speak for yourself.
[01:19] Brian
Your crime of exploiting children to
research some shitty UFO is much worse!
[01:25] Agata
Our research is vital to
the protection of Earth.
[01:29] Brian
Bullshit!
[01:30] Brian
You just want to use it to fight wars!
[01:32] Agata
You don't know how terrifying the aliens are!
[01:35] Brian
What?
[01:37] Zeno
He survived the Gray Shock.
[01:39] Brian
He survived...
[01:42] Brian
You mean he's that agent?!
[01:44] Zeno
His testimony as a survivor and contact
with the Borderlanders was so valued
[01:49] Zeno
that he was put in charge
of his own organization.
[01:51] Agata
The UN's special organization in
charge of managing Borderlanders
[01:57] Agata
and protection from space, known as MSS.
[01:59] Agata
We are directly above you
in the structural hierarchy.
[02:04] Agata
After my child was put in danger,
I expedited the experiments.
[02:08] Agata
Ten years of research are
finally about to bear fruit.
[02:12] Agata
Your interruption is
meaningless at this point.
[02:17] Agata
However, you cannot go freely.
[02:21] Agata
We can't have this case exposed, you see.
[02:27] Brian
Go.
[02:29] Brian
What are you doing?
[02:30] Brian
You're gonna go see your kid, aren't you?!
[02:32] Zeno
You...
[02:33] Brian
Time stopped for you ten years ago,
and now it's about to move again!
[02:37] Brian
You can't afford to just
stand here and wait around!
[02:40] Brian
Go! Go now!
[02:43] Robin
Idiot!
[02:46] Robin
He can't go because he's worried about you!
[02:52] Robin
In Zeno's eyes, you'll always be a newbie.
[02:57] Brian
You guys...
[02:59] Bolts
Sorry for the wait.
[03:00] Cyrus
Wow, it's the real UFO.
[03:02] Lyra
The UN's pretty rich,
using a facility like this in secret.
[03:07] Agata
This is a Level E classified facility.
[03:10] Agata
Why do we have so many uninvited guests?
[03:13] Theodore
Our supervisor alerted us
to the team's emergency.
[03:17] Peck
I'm pretty sure I broke the record
for full marathon by a huge margin.
[03:21] Peck
But if I could climb up my Lyra's
bosom instead of a podium...
[03:24] Agata
Theodore Tompson.
[03:26] Agata
I assumed you understood
your position, but...
[03:31] Theodore
Stalled on my career track, I've been
polishing occult knick-knacks all these years.
[03:35] Theodore
I'm not in this for justice or a
desire to climb up the ladder.
[03:39] Theodore
As middle management
in a marginal organization,
[03:41] Theodore
I was going to live an
uneventful life until I retired...
[03:47] Theodore
But I have my pride.
[03:49] Lyra
He must truly resent...
[03:52] Cyrus
...his occult knick-knacks being destroyed.
[03:54] Brian
Go, Zeno.
[04:10] Zeno
Thank you.
[04:14] Peck
Go get 'em, y'all!
[04:40] Zeno
Are you okay?!
[04:43] Researcher
I've finished extracting the energy.
[04:45] Researcher
It's now ready to be transfer—
[05:11] Zeno
Shrimp!
[05:19] Noah
Who are you?
[05:21] Zeno
I'm...
[05:24] Zeno
I'm...
[05:25] Noah
Dad?
[05:34] Zeno
I'm sorry.
[05:36] Zeno
Forgive me.
[05:37] Zeno
It's... It's my fault!
[05:41] Noah
Is this for real?
[05:42] Noah
It really is you, Dad!
[05:44] Zeno
I... I bought the sandwich
you liked on my way home...
[05:48] Zeno
But you were gone.
[05:54] Zeno
I swore that I'd find you...
[05:59] Zeno
I'm sorry... I'm sorry, shrimp...
[06:02] Noah
Dad, my name is Noah, not "shrimp."
[06:05] Zeno
Yes, I know... I know.
[06:09] Noah
Where's Mom?
[06:11] Noah
Is Mom here?
[06:17] Noah
I see.
[06:20] Device
Begin energy transfer. Begin energy transfer.
[06:22] Zeno
What's happening?
[06:24] Noah
Ten long years...
[06:26] Device
Begin energy transfer...
[06:28] Noah
But finally, it's over.
[06:34] Theodore
Fire, fire, fire!
[06:37] Robin
Since he's always at the base...
[06:39] Bolts
He must have had some pent-up stress.
[06:43] Agata
How's the charging going?
[06:46] Masked Soldier
Very well, sir.
[06:49] Agata
It's finally time.
[06:57] Rubber
This is bad.
[06:59] Brian
Come out!
[07:00] Brian
I'm not interested in
vacuum-packing a pop star.
[07:07] Rubber
My, my. You've saved me twice now.
[07:10] Rubber
You truly are my prince.
[07:13] Brian
Wha... What are you...
[07:17] Rubber
The party is over!
[07:23] Agata
Why get in our way at this point?
[07:26] Agata
You Borderlanders must know
the fear of extraterrestrial beings,
[07:30] Agata
since you fight them yourselves.
[07:31] Rubber
That's exactly why.
[07:34] Rubber
Do you really think that aliens,
[07:35] Rubber
who have far more advanced intelligence
than the beings of Earth,
[07:38] Rubber
would try to invade with
only a single flying disc?
[07:41] Rubber
Suppose this UFO was just a recon aircraft,
which came to Earth to scout.
[07:48] Rubber
Then its purpose is to figure out
the coordinates of the potential colony
[07:51] Rubber
and send that information to the main unit.
[07:53] Rubber
In other words, if you activate it,
[07:56] Rubber
it will resend Earth's coordinates
to their mother ship.
[08:02] Rubber
No matter how big the universe is,
they'll be able to show up instantly.
[08:06] Rubber
When that happens...
[08:07] Rubber
It's Gray Shock all over again.
[08:15] Agata
Open the hatch!
[08:26] Brian
What is going on here?!
[08:33] Robin
Are you serious?
[08:35] Lyra
It's huge.
[08:37] Cyrus
I'm afraid we're not hallucinating.
[08:39] Bolts
It's a fair match for my pecs.
[08:42] Theodore
I can't ask for anything more
as an occult fan...
[08:44] Agata
I don't believe this.
[08:52] Brian
Is that...
[08:53] Rubber
Yes.
[08:58] Rubber
That's their mother ship.
[09:03] Masked Soldier
We have to request anti-aircraft troops!
[09:05] Agata
But...
[09:06] Brian
Enough already!
[09:07] Brian
This is no time for us to be fighting!
[09:09] Agata
H-However...
[09:11] Brian
The whole Earth is in danger!
[09:13] Brian
What's the point of us
quarreling over petty stuff?!
[09:15] Theodore
But those guys decimated
my precious collection—
[09:18] Brian
Who cares?!
[09:19] Brian
At this rate, what's left of it
is going to be burned to ashes!
[09:23] Brian
So is the old-fashioned UFO you
so desperately tried to activate!
[09:28] Brian
Humans, Borderlanders... it doesn't matter!
[09:31] Brian
All of us on Earth need to work together!
[09:41] Rubber
Brian Nightraider.
[09:43] Rubber
You may very well be a true Borderlander,
one who bridges the gap
[09:48] Rubber
between humans and Borderlanders.
[09:51] Rubber
Oops.
[10:14] Agata
I-It's all over...
[10:18] Rubber
We Borderlanders have been preparing
ourselves for a day like this...
[10:24] Rubber
since ancient times.
[10:29] Isabella
Sorry to make you wait, scum.
[10:32] Brian
Wh-What are they...
[10:35] Isabella
It's time for punishment.
[10:40] Narration
Isabella Thorn!
SIGN ISABELLA THORN
SIGN ISABELLA THORN
SIGN SADISTIC BEAUTY
SIGN SADISTIC BEAUTY
[10:43] Sakaki
I'm a former police executive.
SIGN GENZO SAKAKI
SIGN GENZO SAKAKI
[10:48] Narration
Genzo Sakaki!
SIGN CHAMELEON MAN
SIGN CHAMELEON MAN
[10:50] Bennett
I'll destroy you all, you bastards!
SIGN BENNET WELLS
SIGN BENNET WELLS
[10:54] Narration
Bennett Wells!
SIGN COMMANDO
COMMANDER
SIGN COMMANDO
COMMANDER
SIGN BRUCE GILLMAN
SIGN BRUCE GILLMAN
[11:00] Narration
Bruce Gillman!
SIGN SHARK IS SHARK
SIGN SHARK IS SHARK
[11:05] Rubber
Come on! It's showtime!
[11:07] Narration
Rubber Suit!
SIGN RUBBER SUIT
SIGN RUBBER SUIT
SIGN THE STAR
SIGN THE STAR
[11:13] Brian
So they're the real...
[11:15] Rubber
Marginal Service! Right?
SIGN Borderlander Service
[11:23] Bennett
Here we go!
[11:28] Cyrus
That drug... Confu, was it?
[11:30] Cyrus
That's how you use it.
[11:32] Lyra
It's an energy drink for Borderlanders.
[11:38] Sakaki
I've got plenty of guns and bullets!
[11:41] Robin
Didn't we see those guns at
the fort we were captured in?
[11:45] Bolts
Is this why they were dealing in arms?
[12:02] Theodore
Now I see how it is.
[12:06] Theodore
On the murals of ancient Sumer,
[12:09] Theodore
there's a depiction of a vehicle like
a UFO and god-like strange figures.
[12:14] Theodore
They were Borderlanders
fighting for Earth, not aliens.
[12:19] Theodore
It depicted the Borderlanders,
who have protected us since ancient times.
[12:25] Masked Soldier
I have detected an energy reading
on the bottom of the ship.
[12:35] Masked Soldier
The attack is expected to come
from south by southwest!
SIGN Shibujuku
[12:37] Robin
I-Is that the attack from the mother ship?
[12:40] Bolts
Are they targeting Shibujuku?
[12:46] Rubber
Is he ready?
[12:47] Isabella
No problem there.
[12:49] Isabella
We got him out of prison three days ago.
[12:52] Izuna
My ancestor was the collaborator
who helped Monk Tenkai,
[12:55] Izuna
the one who put up the barriers of five colors.
[12:58] Izuna
And I'm a huge fan of a superstar
who tries to protect Earth.
SIGN REN IZUNA
SIGN REN IZUNA
[13:06] Narration
Ren Izuna!
SIGN FIFTH COLOR GUARDIAN
SIGN FIFTH COLOR GUARDIAN
[13:25] Male Citizen 1
Hey, check that out.
[13:25] [SONG] Sign (White On Red)
Oppose New Bill!!
[13:25] [SONG] Sign (White On Red)
Oppose New Bill!!
[13:25] [SONG] Sign (White On Red)
Oppose New Bill!!
[13:25] [SONG] Sign (White On Red)
Oppose New Bill!!
[13:25] [SONG] Sign (Yellow)
Japan Is the UN's Dog
[13:25] [SONG] Sign (Red On White)
Don't Forgive UN Hypocrisy!
[13:27] Female Citizen 1
What's that light?
[13:30] Male Citizen 2
Wait, why?
[13:31] Female Citizen 2
My camera won't work.
[13:36] Eddie
I won't let them keep evidence.
[13:38] Eddie
Natural disasters are just like romance.
[13:40] Eddie
Memories should be enough.
[13:42] Narration
Eddie Snow!
SIGN EDDIE SNOW
SIGN EDDIE SNOW
SIGN AI GHOST
SIGN AI GHOST
[13:47] Masked Soldier
The energy reading disappeared.
[13:49] Agata
Did we avoid the attack?
[13:50] Brian
Was it the power of Borderlanders?
[13:52] Rubber
The barrier was a Hail Mary,
and it only works once.
[13:57] Rubber
Before the next attack comes, we have to
do something about the mother ship.
[14:00] Brian
Do what, though?
[14:03] Bolts
It's impossible with weapons like these.
[14:04] Robin
Military dispatch won't make it.
[14:07] Brian
No, there's a way.
[14:09] Brian
I saw it in a movie before.
[14:18] Peck
Are you seriously gonna fire up this thing?!
[14:20] Brian
Come on, just look for a launch button!
[14:22] Peck
There is no launch button.
[14:24] Brian
Huh?
[14:25] Theodore
No, no! Stop!
[14:27] Theodore
You need to handle it with care!
[14:30] Theodore
Wipe your paws!
[14:31] Peck
What?!
[14:32] Peck
Old man, don't tell me...
[14:33] Brian
You know how to operate it?
[14:36] Theodore
I'm an occult enthusiast, you know.
[14:50] Bennett
Stop popping off!
[14:52] Cyrus
Looks like your blood pressure is down.
[14:55] Cyrus
We need to give her more adrenaline.
[14:57] Lyra
Okay, Doctor.
[15:04] Brian
Here we go!
[15:05] Peck
V8! V8!
[15:06] Theodore
It's the psychic communication type,
as I thought.
[15:08] Theodore
By synchronizing the waves
of the operator and the UFO...
[15:12] Theodore
Huh?!
[15:13] Brian
Forget it! Just let me handle this!
[15:27] Brian
Damn it!
[15:30] Brian
What the heck?! Move!
[15:37] Robin
Go, Brian!
[15:38] Robin
Don't let Borderlanders steal the show!
[15:42] Noah
Are they seriously using that UFO?
[15:44] Zeno
Seems like it.
[15:46] Zeno
He's an idiot beyond hope.
[15:52] Noah
You sure about this?
[15:56] Noah
Mom told me... that you
were a legendary detective.
[16:01] Zeno
That was a long time ago.
[16:04] Noah
But you did come to rescue me.
[16:08] Zeno
I just don't want to lose you ever again.
[16:12] Noah
You won't.
[16:16] Noah
You'll always come back to me.
[16:20] Zeno
Noah...
[16:22] Noah
So, Dad...
[16:25] Noah
You should go.
[16:29] Brian
All right, then. Time to go save Earth.
[16:37] Rubber
I'm counting on you, Brian.
[16:44] Brian
Are you kidding me?
[16:47] Brian
Where are the missiles?!
[16:48] Brian
Doesn't this thing have missiles?!
[17:09] Brian
Are you serious?!
[17:10] Brian
How crazy can you be?!
[17:12] Zeno
Not more than you!
[17:14] Brian
Why did you come here?!
[17:16] Brian
You finally found your kid, didn't you?!
[17:18] Zeno
It's all to protect my kid!
[17:21] Zeno
He's finally gotten hold of his future.
[17:24] Zeno
I won't let aliens take that away from him!
[17:27] Brian
But you don't have to
throw yourself into danger!
[17:30] Zeno
You're still a newbie.
[17:32] Zeno
I can't leave it to you.
[17:33] Brian
Stop pulling seniority on me
just because you started first!
[17:38] Zeno
Do you think you're the oil driller
who'll blow himself up with the asteroid?
[17:42] Zeno
Or the alcoholic old man
who crashes into the spaceship?
[17:46] Brian
Shut up!
[17:47] Brian
I love old movies from back then!
[17:55] Brian
Oh, crap! The escape pod...
[17:58] Zeno
Let me teach you one thing.
[18:01] Zeno
This world is shit, and what's
lost will never come back.
[18:09] Zeno
My dead wife won't come back,
[18:11] Zeno
and ten happy years
with my son are still gone.
[18:15] Zeno
Your dead buddy won't
crawl out of his grave.
[18:20] Zeno
You always end up losing something,
so frankly, there's no point in living.
[18:25] Zeno
No matter how you look at it,
it's better to die quickly.
[18:31] Zeno
I'm sure you'd be happy if you
could die protecting Earth.
[18:35] Zeno
But...
[18:39] Zeno
I won't let you die alone.
[18:42] Zeno
Because we're buddies.
[18:47] Brian
Now you say that?
[18:49] Zeno
There's no such thing as too late.
[18:53] Brian
Well, maybe you're right.
[18:59] Zeno
Let's go!
[19:00] Brian
Yeah!
[19:16] Robin/Lyra/Peck/Theodore/Cyrus/Bolts
Marginal...
[19:17] Zeno/Brian
...explosion!
[19:43] Isabella
They aren't half bad for humans.
[19:46] Rubber
What a surprise.
[19:48] Rubber
To think that there are others who
can protect this planet besides us.
[19:55] Bolts
Zeno... Brian...
[19:57] Robin
We'll never forget you.
[19:59] Theodore
If only we had their bodies,
I could have mummified them...
[20:10] Noah
Dad...
[20:13] Cyrus
He's okay.
[20:15] Lyra
Did you really think those two would die?
[20:22] Brian
What the hell is this?
[20:25] Zeno
A new uniform with a built-in parachute.
[20:27] Zeno
I asked Lyra to develop it.
[20:30] Brian
Gimme a break!
[20:31] Brian
If we could escape, you could have—
[20:39] Brian
Hey! At least give me a hand here!
[20:44] Zeno
Not my problem.
[20:54] Brian/I
"This world is shit."
[20:56] Brian/I
Some nasty old man once said that,
[21:00] Brian/I
but perhaps because that ridiculous bill was
abolished, there are fewer protests these days.
SIGN Space Flare?!
Strange Light in Shibujuku's Sky
[21:04] Brian/I
And no one seems to notice
the inconvenient truth.
[21:08] Brian/I
Naturally, their terrible
research was discontinued,
[21:13] Brian/I
and the mastermind behind it will be punished.
[21:21] Brian/I
Our occult enthusiast's
collection was restored.
[21:25] Theodore
Hello, welcome.
[21:36] Brian/I
Work is nice and boring,
[21:39] Brian/I
and our teamwork is decent enough.
[21:44] Brian/I
Borderlanders seem to be
getting along with humans okay.
[21:49] Brian/I
Of course, there's no guarantee they
won't start causing trouble again.
[22:04] Brian/I
You might not be able to
get back what you've lost...
[22:42] Brian/I
But we can have some chicken
with our buddies.