E1 - Yuhi and Yasumi Can't Keep It Hidden?

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[00:04] Yuuhi
    This is Yuhi...
[00:05] Yasumi
    ...and Yasumi's...
[00:06] Both
    ...High School Radio!
[00:08] Yuuhi
    Chance put us in the same class
    at the same high school,
[00:14] Yuuhi
    and on this show. We'll be bringing
     all that classroom atmosphere to you!
[00:18] Yasumi
    Ooh, Yu-chan,
[00:20] Yasumi
    you're getting so good
    at delivering that opener!
[00:22] Yuuhi
    Not at all!
[00:24] Yuuhi
    It's a challenge every time.
[00:26] Yuuhi
    What about you, Yacchan?
[00:27] Yuuhi
    Are you used to the radio yet?
[00:29] Yasumi
    Totally not!
[00:31] Yasumi
    I'm struggling because
     it still feels so weird.
[00:35] Yasumi
    It's hard to get used to.
[00:39] Yuuhi
    Well then, let's review.
[00:41] Yuuhi
    Yacchan and I are in the
     same class at the same school.
[00:46] Yasumi
    Yep!
[00:47] Yasumi
    Two voice actresses in the same class
    by pure coincidence!
[00:52] Yasumi
    Isn't that amazing?
[00:53] Yuuhi
    It really is.
[00:55] Yuuhi
    Gosh, Yacchan, it feel likes you and I
    were fated to be together.
[00:58] Yasumi
    It was destiny!
[01:01] txt
    About a month ago
[01:03] Otome
    Welcome to Sakuranamiki Otome's It's Almost
     Like a Cherry Blossom Viewing.
[01:06] Otome**
    Let me introduce today's guest!
[01:09] Yasumi
    G-Good evening!
[01:12] Yasumi
    My name is Utatane Yasumi!
SIGN    #01 Yuhi and Yasumi Can't Keep It Hidden?
[01:32] Yumiko
    I mean, yeah, okay...
[01:37] Yumiko
    Yup, uh-huh.
[01:39] Yumiko
    That's Utatane Yasumi all right.
    She plays Marigold in Plastic Girls.
[01:43] Yumiko
    Kinda sad that they're not
    releasing more characters.
[01:48] Yumiko
    If it was Otome-neesan,
[01:50] Yumiko
    they'd make so many the screen would explode.
[01:56] Yumiko
    I want more name recognition...
[01:58] Yasumi
    Wow, this cookie is delicious!
[02:04] Yumiko
    I'm the idol voice actress Utatane Yasumi.
[02:07] Yumiko
    I'm with Choco Brownie and I've been
    in the biz three years.
[02:13] Yumiko
    That's my public face.
[02:20] Yumiko
    And this is the other me.
[02:23] Yumiko
    Real name: Sato Yumiko.
[02:25] Yumiko
    As you can see, I'm a gyaru.
[02:29] Yumiko
    When I go into public for work,
[02:31] Yumiko
    I hide this side of myself.
[02:34] Yumiko
    Because what people want from idol
    voice actresses is innocence and purity.
[02:39] Yumiko
    And even though I pretend to be
    this character I'm not,
[02:42] Yumiko
    barely anyone knows Utatane Yasumi.
[02:45] Yumiko
    I keep bombing auditions, too.
[02:47] Yumiko
    Honestly, I'm in a bad way.
[02:50] Wakana
    Good morning!
[02:52] Yumiko
    Morning, Wakana.
[02:54] Yumiko
    You sure are full of energy this early.
[02:57] Wakana
    What's up, Yumiko?
[02:59] Wakana
    You seem kinda down.
[03:00] Yumiko
    Yeah, well, a little.
[03:03] Wakana
    There, there. Why not drink this, then?
[03:10] Yumiko
    It's good.
[03:12] Yumiko
    Thanks!
[03:13] Wakana
    Don't sweat it. At times like this,
[03:15] Wakana
    sweet stuff is the best cure.
[03:18] Yumiko
    Other than my family and teachers,
[03:20] Yumiko
    nobody knows I'm a voice actress.
[03:23] Yumiko
    My manager also insisted
    that I never tell a soul.
[03:29] Wakana
    Wassup?
[03:30] Yumiko
    Nothing. Just thinking
     you look cute again today.
[03:34] Wakana
    Wow, really?
[03:36] Wakana
    I was actually thinking the same thing!
[03:40] Wakana
    Hey, Kimura, who's that?
[03:43] Wakana
    She's cute.
[03:44] Kimura
    Uh, ah...
[03:46] Kimura
    C-C-Cute? I, uh...
[03:50] Wakana
    Is she an idol?
[03:52] Wakana
    Yumiko, do you know her?
[03:58] Yumiko
    Yugure Yuhi...
[04:03] Kimura
    That's right!
[04:03] Kimura
    Her name is Yugure Yuhi!
[04:05] Kimura
    Aka "Yuhime"!
[04:06] Kimura
    Only her second year, she's a real rising star
     in the voice actress world!
[04:10] Kimura
    I prefer girls like her who
    are just getting started
[04:12] Kimura
    rather than major voice actresses
    like Sakuranamiki Otome!
[04:15] Kimura
    I'm not the kind of fan to jump in
    after they're popular!
[04:15] Wakana
    Man, listen to you go!
[04:17] Kimura
    I mean...
[04:21] Wakana
    Say, Kimura, can I see that for a sec?
[04:23] Wakana
    I want a closer look.
[04:25] Wakana
    Sorry...
[04:31] Wakana
    I'm so sorry!
[04:32] Wakana
    I wonder if that will stain...
[04:34] Wakana
    I'm really super sorry.
[04:36] Wakana
    Um, what's your name again?
[04:40] Chika
    Watanabe. Watanabe Chika.
[04:48] Yumiko
    Watanabe Chika.
[04:50] Yumiko
    She's real plain girl.
    The kind that makes you go,
[04:53] Yumiko
    "Oh, yeah, I guess she's in our class."
[04:56] Yumiko
    She's always alone.
    I've never even seen her talk to anyone.
[05:03] Wakana
    Watanabe-san, I'm sorry.
    I'll clean this up right now.
[05:10] Wakana
    Watanabe-san?
[05:17] Yumiko
    Hey!
[05:20] Yumiko
    Hold it just a minute!
[05:26] Yumiko
    I know that was totally Wakana's fault.
[05:29] Yumiko
    But it's not cool to cop an attitude
    when someone's apologizing.
[05:34] Chika
    It's annoying.
[05:35] Yumiko
    Huh?
[05:36] Chika
    I don't care if she's
     a voice actress or whatever.
[05:38] Chika
    It's so dumb to get worked up over.
[05:41] Chika
    I don't even get what's so exciting about her.
[05:44] Yumiko
    What are you talking about?
[05:47] Chika
    She's supposed to be a voice actress, but she
     sings, dances, and pretends to be an idol.
[05:55] Chika
    Either way, it's annoying to watch.
[05:58] Chika
    That's all.
[06:02] Yumiko
    I won't take that when you
    don't know the half of it.
[06:05] Yumiko
    Yugure Yuhi is cute!
[06:08] Yumiko
    Yeah, her looks are also a selling point,
[06:10] Yumiko
    but what's so wrong with that?!
[06:12] Yumiko
    Just so you know,
    she has more than just looks!
[06:15] Yumiko
    Yugure Yuhi's acting and singing
     are both top notch,
[06:18] Yumiko
    and she's pretty to boot.
    That's why she's so popular!
[06:21] Yumiko
    You got that?
[06:22] Chika
    Wh-What do you want?
[06:25] Chika
    You're one to talk when
     you don't even know the half of it!
[06:35] Yumiko
    God, what's her problem?
[06:38] Yumiko
    I'd rather never deal with her again.
[06:48] Yumiko
    Oh, Kagasaki-san, thanks for calling.
[06:51] Kagasaki
    Yumiko, you landed your next job.
[06:55] Yumiko
    Which role did I get?
[06:57] Kagasaki
    Well, it's not an anime...
[07:02] Yumiko
    A radio show?
[07:10] Yuuhi
    Hello, everyone!
[07:12] Yuuhi
    Good... evening?
SIGN    Otonuma
SIGN    Internet Radio Station
SIGN    Transcendent Radio
SIGN    MARIMO-CHAN
SIGN    Transcendent Radio Marimo-chan
[07:14] Yuuhi
    It's evening, right?
[07:18] Yuuhi
    Yeah, it is!
[07:20] Yuuhi
    I'm Yugure Yuhi,
    and I play Ryukyu Marimo.
[07:23] Yumiko
    Yugure Yuhi is an idol voice actress and
    a second-year in high school, just like me.
[07:24] Magazine
    Special Edition
[07:24] Magazine
    Yugure Yuhi
[07:28] Yumiko
    But that's the end of the similarities.
[07:31] Yumiko
    While she's been steadily booking jobs,
[07:34] Yumiko
    I'm falling further and further behind.
[07:37] Yumiko
    I wonder if we'll even mesh...
[07:41] Yumiko
    Probably not.
[07:44] Oote
    Sorry to call you here all of a sudden.
[07:47] Oote
    To tell you the truth,
[07:48] Oote
    our new April show just flopped
     out of nowhere.
[07:51] Oote
    So I slapped this baby together in a flash.
[07:55] Yumiko
    I see.
[07:56] txt
    Yuhi & Yasumi's
    High School Radio!
[07:56] txt
    Starring: Yugure Yuhi (Blue Crown)
    Utatane Yasumi (Choco Brownie)
[07:56] Yumiko
    But you want me to work with Yugure-san?
[08:00] Oote
    Utatane-san, you haven't
    met Yugure-san yet, right?
[08:03] Yumiko
    No, I haven't.
[08:06] Yumiko
    I've never been on a project with her.
[08:09] Oote
    Right.
[08:10] Oote
    This radio show actually has a secret.
[08:13] Oote
    There's something big
    that you two have in common.
[08:16] Yumiko
    What's that?
[08:18] Oote
    Man, when I found out about it,
    it really knocked me off my feet!
[08:22] Oote
    So much that I immediately
     banged out this project proposal!
[08:27] Oote
    You don't know?
[08:29] Oote
    Hmm, what should I do?
[08:33] Oote
    Okay, fine, I'll tell you!
[08:36] Oote
    I accidentally found out
    while talking to your manager,
[08:40] Oote
    but you two are...
[08:41] Chika
    Good morning.
[08:42] Chika
    I'm Yugure Yuhi.
[08:45] Chika
    It's nice to meet... you...
[08:50] Chika
    Huh?
[08:51] Yumiko
    Wh-What are you doing here?!
[08:55] Chika
    That's my line!
[08:57] Chika
    What's a person like you doing here?!
[08:59] Oote
    Ah, I see, so the real yous
    already know each other.
[09:04] Both
    "Real yous"?
[09:05] Oote
    Time to let the cat out of the bag!
[09:08] Oote
    It's true!
[09:09] Oote
    Utatane Yasumi and Yugure Yuhi
     are classmates!
[09:13] Oote
    Not only are you both high schoolers,
    you attend the same school!
[09:16] Oote
    A voice actress radio show
    with that premise is going to be a hit!
[09:20] Yumiko
    S-So you're Yugure Yuhi,
    and you're my radio show partner?
[09:27] Chika
    You're Utatane Yasumi,
    who I'll be working with on this project?
[09:33] txt
    Starring: Yugure Yuhi (Blue Crown)
    Utatane Yasumi (Choco Brownie)
[09:55] Yumiko
    Are you really the Yugure Yuhi?
[09:58] Yumiko
    My image of you is so far
    removed from the real thing.
[10:01] Chika
    You're also a completely different person.
[10:04] Chika
    I can't believe you're Utatane Yasumi.
[10:08] Chika
    Marigold was my favorite 
    in Plastic Girls, too.
[10:12] Chika
    I can't believe someone
    so unrefined played her.
[10:16] Yumiko
    You know, I used to like 
    Looking at My Fingertips.
[10:22] Yumiko
    But finding out someone so
    negative played such a pure heroine
[10:26] Yumiko
    is enough to disillusion me.
[10:28] Chika
    By that logic,
[10:30] Chika
    you could never ever play a pure heroine!
[10:34] Yumiko
    Hang on! Aren't you my kohai?
[10:36] Yumiko
    I've been doing this for three years,
    and you've only been in the game two.
[10:40] Yumiko
    Want me to teach you how
     to talk to your senpai properly?
[10:43] Chika
    This is only my second year voice acting,
[10:46] Chika
    but I was in a theater troupe first,
[10:48] Chika
    making me a veteran of four years.
[10:50] Chika
    So I'll turn that right back at you,
    my little kohai.
[10:56] Asaka
    Heya, good morning.
[11:00] Asaka
    Sorry for being late, you two.
[11:02] Yumiko
    Asaka-chan!
[11:04] Asaka
    It's been a while since we worked
    together on a show, Yasumi-chan.
[11:07] Asaka
    You should come over to cook again.
[11:10] Yumiko
    I don't mind, but your house is so dirty.
[11:13] Yumiko
    Call me once the place is decent.
[11:16] Asaka
    But then I'll never get you over!
[11:19] Asaka
    Well, let's get started.
[11:20] Asaka
    I'm Asaka Mirei, and I've been appointed
    as the writer for this show.
[11:26] Chika
    It's nice to meet you. I look
    forward to working with you.
[11:31] Asaka
    Here's the script.
[11:33] Asaka
    For the first episode,
     we'll do something different.
[11:37] Asaka
    "Let's get to know each other!
    One question, one answer!"
[11:42] Asaka
    The first question is your favorite anime.
[11:46] Asaka
    Take it away, Yasumi-chan.
[11:47] Yumiko
    Witchy Pritia!
[11:50] Yumiko
    I like it so much I dream about being in it!
[11:53] Chika
    Sato as Pritia?
[11:56] Chika
    That would mean hell froze over.
[11:58] Yumiko
    No one asked you!
[12:00] Yumiko
    What about you, Watanabe?
[12:01] Yumiko
    I bet you must like some
    impressive shows, eh?
[12:08] Chika
    Mechas and robots...
[12:10] Chika
    I basically like everything
    directed by Kamishiro-san.
[12:14] Chika
    Iron Goldra and stuff.
[12:15] Yumiko
    Sheesh, that's so left field
    that it makes you more likable.
[12:20] Yumiko
    Kinda annoying.
[12:21] Chika
    That's why I don't talk about it.
[12:24] Chika
    People will say I'm phony.
[12:25] Asaka
    Great, keep it going just like that.
[12:30] Asaka
    Yuhi-chan, what do you like about the show?
[12:35] Chika
    Well,
[12:36] Chika
    if I had to pick one thing about Iron Goldra,
[12:40] Chika
    it would be the intricacy
    of the mech designs!
[12:45] Chika
    Twilight, the unit that the main
    character pilots until episode 4,
[12:48] Chika
    is so beautiful that I sigh when I see it.
[12:50] Chika
    For starters, the shape of the engine...
[12:51] Yumiko
    And so Voice Actor Radio began
    after destiny brought us together.
[12:57] txt
    Yuhi and Yasumi's High School Radio!
    Episode 3
[12:59] Yuuhi
    Gosh, Yacchan, it feel likes
    you and I were fated to be together.
[13:04] Yasumi
    It was destiny!
[13:06] Yuuhi
    Yuhi and Yasumi's High School Radio 
    will pick up with our usual segment.
[13:12] Yuuhi
    Huh? Is something wrong?
[13:16] Yasumi
    Looks like we've gotten a message.
[13:18] Yuuhi
    Um, a big announcement?
[13:21] Yasumi
    I wonder what it is!
[13:23] Yasumi
    Maybe a CD release of our show?
[13:26] Yuuhi
    It's too soon for that!
[13:27] Yuuhi
    We've only had three episodes so far.
[13:32] Yasumi
    Yu-chan?
[13:34] Yasumi
    Hey, Yu-chan!
[13:36] Yuuhi
    Oh, I'm sorry.
[13:38] Yuuhi
    I was just a bit surprised.
[13:40] Yasumi
    What is it, Yu-chan?
[13:42] Yasumi
    Is it really something that incredible?
[13:45] Yuuhi
    W-Well, I'll read it.
[13:48] Yuuhi
    C-Can you imagine?
[13:50] Yuuhi
    "Yuhi and Yasumi's High School Radio 
    will be doing a public recording!"
[13:57] Yasumi
    Huh?
[14:00] Chika
    I haven't heard about this.
[14:02] Chika
    Why didn't you tell me up front
[14:04] Chika
    that we'd be doing a public recording?
[14:07] Asaka
    It's not so uncommon to have surprise
    announcements about the project
[14:10] Asaka
    during a recording session.
[14:13] Chika
    We're done recording for today, right?
[14:16] Chika
    If you'll excuse me...
[14:21] Asaka
    What's up with Yuhi-chan?
[14:24] Yumiko
    Don't know.
[14:25] Yumiko
    I have no clue.
[14:28] Yumiko
    I can't tell what she's thinking at all.
[14:30] Asaka
    Hey, what's Yuhi-chan like at school?
[14:36] Yumiko
    Huh?
[14:38] Yumiko
    I wonder.
[14:39] Yumiko
    She doesn't talk at all and sits
     quietly in the corner of the classroom.
[14:44] Yumiko
    Gloomy, basically.
[14:46] Asaka
    You know, the conversations
    you have while recording
[14:49] Asaka
    just don't really feel
    like you're classmates.
[14:52] Asaka
    I'm missing something there.
[14:55] Asaka
    I won't go as far
    as to tell you to be friends.
[14:59] Asaka
    But maybe you could try getting
    to know your partner a little bit more.
[15:11] Wakana
    Finally, lunch break!
[15:14] Wakana
    I'm starving.
[15:16] Wakana
    What's up, Yumiko?
[15:18] Yumiko
    Sorry, Wakana. I gotta go do something.
[15:33] Chika
    Oh, it's you.
[15:36] Yumiko
    Normally you don't care what people think,
[15:38] Yumiko
    but I guess even you don't want
    to be seen eating by yourself.
[15:41] Chika
    Correct.
[15:42] Chika
    Laugh if you want.
[15:45] Yumiko
    If I laughed now,
[15:47] Yumiko
    it would only start a discussion
    about my place in voice acting.
[15:50] Yumiko
    Maybe I should review my
    scripts at school too...
[15:53] Chika
    You have friends,
     so you don't have to do that.
[15:57] Chika
    I'm only using my free time this way
    because I have nothing better to do at school.
[16:02] Chika
    I think it's best if you can manage
     to be both a voice actress
[16:05] Chika
    and a regular student at the same time.
[16:15] Chika
    So, why did you come all the way out here?
[16:18] Yumiko
    Well, I thought I should get
    to know you a bit better.
[16:23] Yumiko
    You know, our show doesn't really feel
    like two classmates talking, right?
[16:27] Chika
    Asaka-san said that, right?
[16:31] Chika
    Well, I suppose it could be good
    to talk about today on the show.
[16:36] Yumiko
    You mean how you eat lunch by yourself?
[16:40] Chika
    Of course not.
[16:42] Chika
    You're so dumb.
[16:44] Chika
    I mean talking about eating together.
[16:52] txt
    Yuhi and Yasumi's High School Radio!
[16:52] txt
    Public Recording
[17:04] Yumiko
    Oh, Watanabe, it's you.
[17:06] Yumiko
    You look way too different.
[17:09] Chika
    Look who's talking.
[17:11] Chika
    That kind of transformation is absurd.
[17:17] (Flashback) Asaka
    This is about Yuhi-chan...
[17:19] (Flashback) Asaka
    It looks like she's really
    nervous for some reason.
[17:24] Yumiko
    Is this your first public
    recording or something?
[17:27] Chika
    Yeah, so?!
[17:28] Chika
    Trying to flaunt your experience?!
[17:31] Chika
    I've said it before, but when it
    comes to acting, I'm your senpai.
[17:37] Yumiko
    And I'll say it again,
[17:39] Yumiko
    but in voice work, I'm your senpai.
[17:42] Yumiko
    Especially being an idol voice actress.
[17:44] Yumiko
    I have more experience.
[17:47] Yumiko
    If something's got you worried,
    try talking it out.
[17:49] Chika
    I really hate how you are.
[17:56] Chika
    I don't understand the
    appeal of Yugure Yuhi.
[18:01] Yumiko
    What?
[18:02] Chika
    I can't sing and I don't show off my acting,
[18:07] Chika
    so I don't see how I can have any value.
[18:09] Yumiko
    Wait, hold the phone.
[18:10] Yumiko
    What about your usual radio show?
[18:13] Chika
    I know the hook.
[18:16] Chika
    I've been giving the fans a fake
    version of me all this time.
[18:20] Chika
    I hate this character.
[18:22] Chika
    This completely fake idol
    voice actress Yugure Yuhi...
[18:27] Chika
    But she's what the audience wants.
[18:30] Chika
    I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
[18:37] Yumiko
    Watanabe.
[18:41] Yumiko
    What you're worried about...
[18:44] Yumiko
    is totally pointless.
[18:47] Chika
    Point—
[18:49] Chika
    There you go!
[18:50] Chika
    I really hate how you are!
[18:52] Yumiko
    It doesn't matter.
[18:54] Yumiko
    It doesn't matter to the audience that
    you might have doubts about yourself.
[18:59] Yumiko
    You're a pro, aren't you?
[19:01] Yumiko
    As a pro, isn't it enough to just worry
    about your audience going home thinking,
[19:07] Yumiko
    "Ah, Yuhime was amazing today.
    I had so much fun"?
[19:12] Yumiko
    And if you're really worried, well,
    then watch me standing next to you.
[19:21] Yumiko
    When you realize you're not alone,
    things should get easier.
[19:25] Yumiko
    Though maybe I'm not reliable enough for ya!
[19:28] txt
    Yuhi and Yasumi's High School Radio!
[19:28] Yumiko
    Come on, let's go!
[19:35] Yumiko
    Look at that, Watanabe.
[19:37] Yumiko
    What could you be worried about
     with this friendly audience here?
[19:43] Chika
    E-Everything's fine.
[19:45] Chika
    Just like you said.
[19:47] Chika
    T-Totally cool.
[19:49] Yumiko
    Ah, shoot.
[19:53] Yumiko
    Here goes nothing.
[20:04] Chika
    What was that for?
[20:06] Yumiko
    Look, Watanabe.
[20:08] Yumiko
    The audience is not
    something to be afraid of.
[20:10] Yumiko
    They're who gives you courage.
[20:14] Yasumi
    Hello, everyone!
[20:16] Yasumi
    Right off the bat,
[20:18] Yasumi
    Yu-chan was so nervous that she tripped!
[20:22] Yasumi
    Everybody, please cheer her on!
[20:26] Fan1
    Yuhime, you don't have to be nervous!
[20:29] Fan2
    Take your time!
[20:29] Fan3
    That looked like it hurt. Are you okay?
[20:35] Yuuhi
    Hello, everyone!
[20:37] Yuuhi
    Thank you so much.
[20:39] Yuuhi
    I was nervous,
[20:41] Yuuhi
    but thanks to you all,
[20:42] Yuuhi
    I feel much more calm!
[20:44] Yasumi
    And with that, we'll kick off
[20:46] Yasumi
    this public recording of 
    Yuhi and Yasumi's High School Radio!
[20:51] Yuuhi
    Thanks for tuning in today!
[22:37] Yumiko
    What's wrong?
[22:40] Yumiko
    I guess the event's success
    left her overcome with emotion.
[22:42] Yumiko
    So she does have a cute side to her.
[22:45] Chika
    You're with Choco Brownie, right?
[22:49] Yumiko
    Huh? Yeah, why?
[22:52] Chika
    I'll be lodging an official
    complaint via Blue Crown.
[22:54] Chika
    They ought to know someone working for them
    used violence to embarrass our talent!
[23:00] Yumiko
    Hold on, hold on!
[23:01] Yumiko
    How did it come to this?
[23:05] Yumiko
    Listen, Watanabe...
[23:07] Chika
    I'm telling you never to do that again.
[23:11] Chika
    I'll make sure you won't need to!
[23:22] Yumiko
    Yu-chan, did you say thank you?
[23:25] Chika
    Thank you very much! You saved me!
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[23:36] Both
    "Yuhi and Yasumi and the Group and"!