# Season 1
# E1 - Won't Kill For Love
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU82X55/wont-kill-for-love)
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**[00:07] ---**
Would you like this warmed up?
**[00:10] ---**
Uhm...
**[00:12] ---**
I need to check your age for this.
**[00:14] ---**
Huh?! Such a pain…
**[00:16] ---**
Eh?
**[00:17] ---**
C'mon, I’m in a hurry here.
**[00:23] ---**
What was that?! An earthquake?
**[00:33] ---**
Huh? Are they filming some kinda movie?
**[00:36] ---**
Wha--
**[00:37] ---**
Oh my god!
**[00:42] ---**
Time to go to work, Byakuya.
**[00:46] ---**
Yes.
**[01:54] ---**
This is as far as you go, Mr. Evil Lieutenant.
**[02:00] ---**
I will not let you have your way.
**[02:19] ---**
*It was love at first sight.*
**[03:30] ---**
It would appear that you failed
to suppress the magical girl, correct?
**[03:35] ---**
What happened, Mira?
**[03:36] ---**
Did you get a stomachache?
**[03:38] ---**
Indeed, what happened, Mira?
**[03:40] ---**
There’s much we don't know about the magical girls.
**[03:43] ---**
We're still studying them at this stage, no?
**[03:47] ---**
It sure seems like we'll have to do
a lot of prep work to take them down.
**[03:52] ---**
He sure is taking his sweet time, I’m gonna doze off…
**[03:55] ---**
Can you really handle this on your own?
**[03:58] ---**
There’s no need for concern.
**[04:01] ---**
Arrangements for a ground invasion are already in motion.
**[04:04] ---**
I guarantee...
**[04:07] ---**
Our King of Evil will receive good news.
**[04:12] ---**
You stood in our way the other day, Magical Girl.
**[04:19] ---**
Because today you're in for...
**[04:22] ---**
a present.
**[04:25] ---**
Do you like chiffon cake?
**[04:27] ---**
I do.
**[04:29] ---**
Episode 1
Won't Kill For Love
**[04:38] ---**
Your shoulder’s wet…
**[04:39] ---**
I’m fine.
**[04:41] ---**
But…
**[04:46] ---**
Thank you, Mr. Evil Lieutenant…
**[04:50] ---**
It's nothing…
**[04:51] ---**
Just a momentary olive branch.
**[04:55] ---**
You have a big heart, Mr. Lieutenant.
**[04:59] ---**
*What the hell’s this feeling?!*
**[05:01] ---**
*It's like my chest's in a vice!*
**[05:04] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant?
**[05:09] ---**
*I was born to an elite evil family,
worked my way up the elite evil ladder...*
**[05:13] ---**
*got an elite evil job, and now I'm the elite
evil right-hand man to the King of Evil...*
**[05:18] ---**
*all that and now my elite evil life...*
**[05:20] ---**
*…is totally derailed!!*
**[05:22] ---**
*Ever since I met her, something's been very wrong with me!!*
**[05:25] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant?
**[05:26] ---**
*What the hell's wrong with me, I'm a Lieutenant of Evil?!*
**[05:27] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant?
**[05:31] ---**
*I've destroyed and avenged nations for goodness sake!*
**[05:33] ---**
Are you unwell?
**[05:33] ---**
*It's treasonous—*
**[05:37] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant...
**[05:40] ---**
your forehead does feel warm.
**[05:45] ---**
It’s not just my head! My whole body’s on fire!
**[05:48] ---**
Are you alrig—
**[05:49] ---**
Most definitely not!
**[05:53] ---**
This chiffon cake is delicious.
**[05:56] ---**
The ones from our Evil Empire are nothing special.
**[06:00] ---**
In any case, are you sure you're fine
accepting something from your enemy?
**[06:03] ---**
What if I put something in it?
**[06:06] ---**
You wouldn’t do that…
**[06:08] ---**
Even if you did, I’d have to eat something eventually…
**[06:12] ---**
I only drank water for the past week…
**[06:16] ---**
Huh? Don't humans die when they don't eat?
**[06:19] ---**
Yes, that's true.
**[06:23] ---**
I started living alone once I graduated from middle school.
**[06:27] ---**
Now I work part-time, lend a hand at a care facility,
and work as a magical girl.
**[06:33] ---**
I forget to eat when I'm busy,
but I can think of that as saving money.
***SIGN*** 1\frz330\pos(191,259)}Grumble~*
**[06:39] ---**
Even if my stomach is empty, my heart is full.
**[06:45] ---**
I think I understand,
**[06:46] ---**
but it’s not good to neglect yourself.
**[06:49] ---**
Yes, I’ll be mindful.
**[06:52] ---**
It would hurt our Evil Organization's reputation if we beat you when you're not at your best.
**[06:56] ---**
Indeed. You’re very kind.
**[06:59] ---**
I’m not kind, it’s a matter of pride!
**[07:03] ---**
Alright.
**[07:03] ---**
As such!
**[07:04] ---**
You should let me send you a year’s worth of rice!
**[07:07] ---**
Huh? That’s too kind…
**[07:11] ---**
*Welcome back, Lieutenant!*
**[07:14] ---**
*You must be tired. I'll bring some tea to your room.*
**[07:15] ---**
No, thank you.
**[07:37] ---**
*What am I doing?*
**[07:40] ---**
*Remember your true purpose.
I am a Lieutenant of Evil.*
**[07:44] ---**
*And as the King of Evil’s right-hand man,
it’s my job to inform them*
**[07:48] ---**
*of our enemy, the magical girls, and make a report!*
***SIGN*** Thank you for your order!
***SIGN*** Popular with women
***SIGN*** Famous no-bake cheese cake
***SIGN*** 3,718 yen free shipping
**[07:59] ---**
Magical Girl, today’s the day I’ll knock you out!
**[08:04] ---**
With today’s no-bake cheesecake, I mean.
**[08:06] ---**
Okay...
***SIGN*** Plop...
**[08:11] ---**
Sorry, yesterday I said I’d take better care of myself…
**[08:16] ---**
But I didn’t have time to sleep…
**[08:19] ---**
Why would you do that, Magical Girl?
**[08:22] ---**
I needed the money…
**[08:23] ---**
What a cruel world!
**[08:26] ---**
When a land shark took the facility I grew up in…
**[08:32] ---**
that's when he showed up and said to me…
**[08:37] ---**
You need money, don't cha?
***SIGN*** Smack
**[08:42] ---**
You need money, don't cha?
***SIGN*** Smack
**[08:44] ---**
Don't cha?
***SIGN*** Smack
**[08:45] ---**
You can become a magical girl and save the world
or you can sell your **. Your choice, kid.
**[08:50] ---**
Don’t cha wanna buy back that facility?
**[08:52] ---**
I-I do!
**[08:54] ---**
But afterward,
**[08:56] ---**
I found out he was in on the scheme
with the land shark the whole time.
**[09:00] ---**
*Those were ya°°za!*
**[09:02] ---**
Thanks to this tree’s shade, I've made a full recovery.
**[09:06] ---**
Thank you, Mr. Evil Lieutenant.
**[09:09] ---**
You should give up on being a magical girl.
**[09:12] ---**
Huh…?
**[09:14] ---**
From what I gather from your story,
you don't actually want to fight.
**[09:24] ---**
I won’t give up.
**[09:26] ---**
You…
**[09:27] ---**
Nothing changes the fact that someone has to do this job.
**[09:31] ---**
And…
**[09:35] ---**
I…
**[09:37] ---**
I get to see you.
**[09:43] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant… are you upset?
**[09:45] ---**
Dammit!
**[09:46] ---**
You’re cute! Too stinkin’ cute!
**[09:48] ---**
What do you want!? You want my black card?
**[09:51] ---**
Take it! I give! Buy whatever you want!
**[09:55] ---**
Please calm down, Mr. Lieutenant.
**[09:59] ---**
You got so worked up because of me...
**[10:02] ---**
I’m sorry.
**[10:04] ---**
Let’s head home for the day.
**[10:07] ---**
But I want you to give it some thought…
**[10:09] ---**
About quitting being a magical girl.
**[10:12] ---**
If you don’t, the next time we meet,
we might be forced to kill each other.
**[10:21] ---**
By the way, what would you like to eat next time?
**[10:23] ---**
Oh, please don’t worry about it...
**[10:28] ---**
*Am I being toyed with by my enemy, that magical girl?*
**[10:33] ---**
*I cannot let this continue.*
**[10:35] ---**
*I am a Lieutenant of Evil!*
**[10:37] ---**
*Remember…*
**[10:38] ---**
*Remember the days you spent doing horrible atrocities to become the King’s right-hand man…*
**[10:42] ---**
*Rise, servant of Evil…!*
**[10:46] ---**
*Wow, it’s just so good…!*
***SIGN*** Get in line.
Famous fruit tart
**[10:48] ---**
*So refreshing, it’s a taste that women love~!*
**[10:51] ---**
*Place your order through a toll-free call!*
**[10:54] ---**
*It’s late at night, but we’re ready for your call~!*
**[10:55] ---**
Yes, hi. I saw your ad just now on TV…
**[10:59] ---**
Yes… one fruit tart, please.
# E2 - The (taking down of the) magical girl belongs to (no one but) me
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2J93Q/the-taking-down-of-the-magical-girl-belongs-to-no-one-but-me)
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***SIGN*** Magical Girl 01
Name: Unknown
Age: Unknown
Birthdate: Unknown
Blood Type: Unknown
Address: Unknown
**[00:01] ---**
*A lot of information is missing about this magical girl…*
**[00:06] ---**
*I’ll see to it that this is straightened out.*
**[00:09] ---**
*No one can defy or escape from a cunning*
**[00:12] ---**
*and level-headed man such as I.*
**[00:20] ---**
*Lieutenant, sir, I brought tea!*
**[00:24] ---**
*My apologies…*
**[00:26] ---**
*Good work today, sir.*
**[00:29] ---**
Oh, sure…
**[00:30] ---**
*Let us assist in subjugating the magical girl.*
**[00:33] ---**
No need.
**[00:34] ---**
*Huh?*
**[00:35] ---**
The task of taking down
the magical girl is mine, and mine alone.
**[00:41] ---**
Let me reiterate:
**[00:43] ---**
The magical girl is mine!
**[00:46] ---**
*Is that all?!*
**[01:48] ---**
Episode 2:
The (taking down of the)
magical girl belongs to (no one but) me
**[01:51] ---**
That was too easy. And you didn’t
even put up a fight…
**[01:56] ---**
Um, the payment...
**[02:02] ---**
Name your price.
**[02:04] ---**
I'll... go ahead and charge it all at once, sir…
***SIGN*** Limited time only
Dream Pudding
Made with Fujiwara-san’s
Household Dream Eggs
***SIGN*** Mr. Lieutenant!
***SIGN*** I’m sorry I’m late.
***SIGN*** I couldn’t get off work.
***SIGN*** *Looks like she worked at Law°°° today.*
***SIGN*** Cute!
***SIGN*** How many jobs do you have right now?
***SIGN*** Let me think...
***SIGN*** So many!
**[02:43] ---**
*How can that be…*
**[02:46] ---**
Oh, but… many of them are one-time gigs.
**[02:49] ---**
Isn’t working at the convenience store tough enough?
**[02:51] ---**
I guess…
**[02:53] ---**
Helping customers is challenging.
**[02:55] ---**
Let me see you try it.
**[02:57] ---**
Huh?
**[02:58] ---**
I feel a bit nervous being formal with you…
**[03:02] ---**
But here goes… Ahem.
**[03:05] ---**
Would you...like your bento warmed up…?
**[03:10] ---**
Warm it for me, please…!
**[03:11] ---**
No wait, it’s already warmed!
To a pleasant temperature!!
**[03:16] ---**
Oh, I forgot… I’m still wearing this.
**[03:20] ---**
Right.
**[03:21] ---**
We’re enemies, so you’d best put on something
more formidable for your opponent.
**[03:26] ---**
Of course.
**[04:10] ---**
I’m finished changing.
**[04:12] ---**
Hm...
**[04:14] ---**
One more time.
**[04:16] ---**
Huh?
**[04:19] ---**
Thank you for the pudding.
**[04:22] ---**
Keep eating sweets and you’ll be sick of them.
**[04:24] ---**
How about lunch next time?
**[04:26] ---**
Do you like sandwiches on focaccia?
**[04:28] ---**
Anything nutritious is fine with me.
**[04:32] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant, your sleeve is burnt…
**[04:35] ---**
Ah, it must’ve been grazed by some fire.
**[04:38] ---**
I’ll see to a new one—
**[04:39] ---**
I can mend it.
**[04:42] ---**
*It’s like... we’re married…*
**[04:44] ---**
The cup…
**[04:45] ---**
We’re mutual enemies.
**[04:47] ---**
You have no obligation to do such things.
**[04:50] ---**
I can do it quickly though…
**[04:52] ---**
I’m very good at repairing holes in clothing.
**[04:57] ---**
*I'd do anything for her!!*
**[04:59] ---**
The pot…
**[05:01] ---**
Even when I've mended my old clothes,
they can still be worn as loungewear…
**[05:07] ---**
Like my ruined work uniform,
**[05:11] ---**
or my uniform from middle school.
**[05:14] ---**
Even my gym clothes…
**[05:16] ---**
Shall we go shopping?
**[05:18] ---**
You work so much.
**[05:20] ---**
You should be able to buy some new clothes.
**[05:22] ---**
But my familiar…
**[05:24] ---**
The cat who turned me into a magical girl…
**[05:28] ---**
He looks after all of the money I earn.
**[05:32] ---**
He manages my assets and finds job openings for me…
**[05:36] ---**
He’s helping me out a lot with this and that.
**[05:40] ---**
Oh, and to make jobs easier for me,
he made me some business cards.
**[05:44] ---**
Here.
**[05:45] ---**
A magical girl needing a business card…?
***SIGN*** Nigh*t Massage at Your Service ❤*
***SIGN*** Magi*cal Girl Heaven*
***SIGN*** G*lass Happiness*
***SIGN*** Let'*s make the best
of memories tonight...*
**[05:48] ---**
Destroy all of these.
**[05:51] ---**
But I can give massages, though…
**[05:55] ---**
This is no ordinary massage!
**[05:57] ---**
Seriously, show a little more awareness!
***SIGN*** Glass Happiness
**[06:02] ---**
Is this your name as a magical girl?
**[06:05] ---**
Yes. I was given that name…
**[06:07] ---**
It means that happiness can be as fragile as glass…
**[06:10] ---**
A magical girl without hope.
**[06:15] ---**
But…
**[06:16] ---**
Being a magical girl isn’t
as terrible a job as I thought.
**[06:21] ---**
Maybe, it’s because of your kindness.
**[06:28] ---**
Thank you for everything, Mr. Lieutenant.
**[06:36] ---**
It’s not kindness.
**[06:38] ---**
I already said everything I do is out of pride!
***SIGN*** S
q
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**[06:47] ---**
*Welcome back, Lieutenant, sir!*
**[06:49] ---**
*It’s the lieutenant!*
**[06:51] ---**
*A lieutenant with an unparalleled cruelty!*
**[06:53] ---**
*As obscured behind those glasses as ever.*
**[06:55] ---**
*Devoid of all emotion.*
**[06:58] ---**
*A…An applique!?*
**[07:06] ---**
*That’s right. An applique.*
**[07:09] ---**
*Got a problem with that?*
**[07:14] ---**
*I’m setting a poor example for my subordinates.*
**[07:21] ---**
*No! No! No!*
**[07:23] ---**
*Remember, you are the embodiment of evil.*
**[07:34] ---**
Oh crap!
**[07:46] ---**
You people are tra—
**[07:50] ---**
*I was able to complete my work
without any strange palpitations.*
**[07:54] ---**
*Ah, no!*
**[07:57] ---**
*Let go…of me!*
**[08:13] ---**
*Kafrizz!*
**[08:28] ---**
To think you’d be taken advantage
of by such a low-grade monster…!
**[08:34] ---**
I-I’m sorry…
***SIGN*** Auuugggh!
**[08:39] ---**
*Without even thinking, I went and
took care of that monster and saved her.*
**[08:43] ---**
*What is happening to me?*
**[08:48] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant?
**[08:51] ---**
Wear that and head home.
**[08:54] ---**
Your clothes... are so big and warm.
**[09:00] ---**
What is happening to me?!
**[09:02] ---**
What do you want from me?!
What’s the right thing to even do?!
**[09:05] ---**
Is this a tactic of yours!?
**[09:06] ---**
To take away my will to fight!?
**[09:09] ---**
Well, it's working!!
**[09:13] ---**
I’m sorry for the trouble I caused you today...
**[09:16] ---**
and thank you for walking me home.
**[09:20] ---**
You’re pretty careless...letting me know
your location and thanking me.
**[09:28] ---**
My name is Mimori.
**[09:31] ---**
Mimori…
**[09:32] ---**
Mimori Byakuya.
**[09:35] ---**
Byakuya…
**[09:37] ---**
Thank you…for the jacket, too.
**[09:43] ---**
Why are you thanking me?
**[09:45] ---**
Because you said you’d buy a new one soon enough…
**[09:49] ---**
We all have a jacket or two in the organization.
**[09:54] ---**
It’s just…
**[09:57] ---**
I didn’t feel the need to replace it just yet.
**[10:04] ---**
You truly are kind, Mr. Lieutenant.
**[10:09] ---**
I’ll see you tomorrow, kind Mr. Evil Lieutenant.
**[10:18] ---**
Until we meet again, Magical Girl.
**[11:32] ---**
Hey there, Byakuya...
**[11:37] ---**
Nice jacket ya got there.
**[11:44] ---**
*I finally know where she lives and her real name.*
**[11:49] ---**
*When I present this information to the higher-ups,*
**[11:51] ---**
*that will be the end of the magical girl.*
**[12:02] ---**
Mimori Byakuya...
**[12:05] ---**
Ms. Byakuya...
**[12:08] ---**
*Lieutenant, I brought tea!*
**[12:13] ---**
*Ah...*
**[12:17] ---**
*My apologies...*
***SIGN*** Episode 3:
Now Back to the Drawing Board
**[12:30] ---**
# E3 - Now Back to the Drawing Board
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN2P5P/now-back-to-the-drawing-board)
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**[00:01] ---**
What is happening with the ground invasion?
**[00:04] ---**
Mira, you’re in charge of
subjugating the magical girl, no?
**[00:08] ---**
Even you seem to be struggling with this one.
***SIGN*** 1\pos(210,292.666667)}Sadalsuud*
**[00:11] ---**
Seems the man once called the
wisest of the evil army has fallen.
***SIGN*** 1\pos(266.666667,290)}Alcyone*
**[00:15] ---**
Wait, wait, did you know? About Mira, I mean...
**[00:19] ---**
You mean his obsession with the magical girl?
***SIGN*** 1\pos(404.666667,298)}Spica*
**[00:22] ---**
Of course I’ve heard!
**[00:24] ---**
Cease this nonsense.
***SIGN*** 1\pos(328,296.666667)}Betelgeuse*
**[00:26] ---**
This is Mira we are talking about.
He no doubt has a plan in mind.
**[00:30] ---**
Mira!
**[00:31] ---**
If you need anything, please let me know!
***SIGN*** pos(330.666667,300.666667)\i1}Fomalhaut*
**[00:34] ---**
I'll help you!
***SIGN*** pos(381.333333,299.333333)\i1}Bellatrix*
**[00:38] ---**
Tell us, Mira, what’s going on?
**[00:44] ---**
I apologize for worrying you.
**[00:46] ---**
However, everything is going
according to plan and right on schedule.
**[00:49] ---**
The results will show themselves in time.
**[00:53] ---**
Oh, something urgent came up. Excuse me.
**[00:58] ---**
It’s me. What about the usual preparations?
**[01:02] ---**
He’s being cautious.
**[01:04] ---**
I cannot imagine that he
would be ruled by his emotions.
**[01:09] ---**
He is the brilliant and ruthless mind of our empire.
**[01:14] ---**
*You wanted an aged A5 Yonezawa
chateaubriand steak for Ms. Mimori, right?*
**[01:20] ---**
Don't make me repeat myself!
**[01:21] ---**
And be quick about it!
**[02:25] ---**
Thank you.
**[02:27] ---**
I’ve never been given a bouquet of roses before…
**[02:31] ---**
They’re nothing more than weeds in our evil empire.
**[02:36] ---**
Not to copy you...
**[02:38] ---**
...but I also brought you a present today.
**[02:41] ---**
A flower?
**[02:43] ---**
I’ve been making these fake flowers lately.
**[02:47] ---**
On the side.
***SIGN*** Badump...
**[02:49] ---**
*Now she's doing side hustles...*
**[02:51] ---**
You work too much.
**[02:53] ---**
I've told you before:
**[02:54] ---**
You need to take better care of yourself.
**[02:56] ---**
Yes.
**[02:58] ---**
*Mr. Lieutenant is really very kind…*
**[03:02] ---**
*Ever since I met him,
he’s always been concerned about me.*
**[03:07] ---**
*Sometimes, he’s kind. And other times, he’s harsh.*
**[03:10] ---**
*It’s hard to believe he’d be part of an evil empire.*
**[03:14] ---**
*It’s hard to believe he’s not human, too.*
***SIGN*** Stare
**[03:20] ---**
W-what is it?
***SIGN*** Stare
**[03:24] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant, why are you shaking?
**[03:30] ---**
*I don’t know why he reacts the way he does.*
**[03:33] ---**
*Maybe it’s because we’re different.*
**[03:39] ---**
*Can I see you again tomorrow, Mr. Lieutenant?*
**[03:47] ---**
Hey, Byakuya. Go gemme some booze.
**[03:51] ---**
Oh, okay.
**[03:54] ---**
What are you doing?
**[03:56] ---**
That slime battle from the other day…
**[03:58] ---**
The nerds’ll pay big bucks for this one~
**[04:04] ---**
*What am I doing... in a place like this?*
**[04:09] ---**
Mira, honey, don’t work so hard~!
**[04:13] ---**
Give yourself a break and head over to here.
**[04:16] ---**
I’ve got a bottle with your name on it.
**[04:18] ---**
No, I'm just...
**[04:19] ---**
What?!!
**[04:20] ---**
Alcyone! You went there on your own again?!
**[04:28] ---**
*I’ve no doubt that so-called familiar
is taking advantage of her…*
**[04:32] ---**
*If that keeps up, she’s going
to get more exhausted, I’m sure.*
**[04:36] ---**
*No, what does it even matter!*
**[04:39] ---**
*We’re enemies!*
**[04:41] ---**
I’m an employee here, my name is Byakuya.
**[04:41] ---**
*What does it matter if she exhausts herself.*
**[04:44] ---**
*It has no effect on—*
**[04:44] ---**
I’ll have a seat with you.
**[04:48] ---**
Let me get you another drink…
**[04:51] ---**
I don’t need another dri—
**[04:53] ---**
Oh, Mr. Lieutenant…
**[04:57] ---**
Why are you here…!?
***SIGN*** The magical
girl is a
nightclub
hostess...?
**[05:01] ---**
It’s not that I’m here because I want to be!
**[05:04] ---**
My coworkers forced me to—
**[05:08] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant… I…
**[05:12] ---**
*She’s even cute when she cries…*
**[05:14] ---**
*No, this isn’t the time or place!
*
**[05:27] ---**
Take your time…
**[05:28] ---**
Talk to me when you’re ready.
**[05:37] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant…
**[05:38] ---**
Mhm?
**[05:40] ---**
There… There’s…!
**[05:42] ---**
Yes?
**[05:46] ---**
Th…There’s an erotic video of me being sold…
**[05:56] ---**
Where...?
**[06:00] ---**
Who...?
**[06:03] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant, calm down.
**[06:05] ---**
I am calm…
**[06:07] ---**
I just want whoever's done this to know...
**[06:10] ---**
Know the fear the evil empire
will bestow upon their enemies.
**[06:14] ---**
They will repent for their sins
while drowning in a sea of blood!
**[06:18] ---**
Calm down.
**[06:20] ---**
*Ah, no!*
**[06:23] ---**
*Let go…of me!*
**[06:26] ---**
*Kafrizz!!!*
**[06:28] ---**
How dare you disgrace her!
**[06:31] ---**
Killing you will be too easy…
**[06:33] ---**
Unnecessarily overworking her,
living off her earnings, you sinful being…
**[06:43] ---**
What are you talkin’ about?
**[06:45] ---**
I’m just a guide for the magical girl…
**[06:48] ---**
No, you’re not.
**[06:49] ---**
The closer we became, the more I knew.
**[06:52] ---**
You are no familiar.
**[06:55] ---**
You are…
**[06:57] ---**
...nothing more than a person in a cat costume…!
**[07:00] ---**
You punk!
***SIGN*** pos(258.666667,36.666667)\i1}(Holy)*
**[07:02] ---**
You ever see a giant cat before? Huh?!
**[07:05] ---**
What’s all this gotta do with you?
**[07:09] ---**
Isn’t chewing people up your area of expertise? Huh?
**[07:16] ---**
Whatever glory she earns
as a magical girl and money from her jobs...
**[07:21] ---**
It all belongs to me.
**[07:23] ---**
Even her body belongs to me.
**[07:26] ---**
She's gotta be a maiden to become
a magical girl but sooner or later…
**[07:37] ---**
*Us familiars have no concept of death.*
**[07:40] ---**
*I’ll appear before you again, Byakuya…ya…ya…ya.*
**[07:47] ---**
*That was the familiar sent to look over the magical girl.*
**[07:50] ---**
*I should inform the higher-ups.*
**[07:53] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant…
**[07:56] ---**
Thank you for helping me.
**[08:01] ---**
Um, if you’d like…
**[08:04] ---**
Would you have dinner with me?
**[08:08] ---**
*Her home cooking…?!*
**[08:13] ---**
*I wonder what she’ll serve me…*
**[08:16] ---**
Just give me a few minutes.
**[08:19] ---**
I’ll grill it right now…
**[08:21] ---**
Oh, I did send that stuff…
***SIGN*** A5
grade
***SIGN*** chateaubriand
steak
**[08:24] ---**
Thank you for dinner.
**[08:26] ---**
Did you enjoy it…?
**[08:28] ---**
Yes. It was all excellent.
**[08:31] ---**
Oh, good.
**[08:32] ---**
I’ve only ever seen you drinking something, Mr. Lieutenant.
**[08:36] ---**
You noticed something like that?
**[08:38] ---**
Yes… I wondered if you didn’t like eating…
**[08:43] ---**
Or maybe just didn’t like sweets…
**[08:46] ---**
It’s not that.
**[08:47] ---**
I’m usually in the mood for sweets when I’m tired.
**[08:51] ---**
My mother always made some for me in my childhood.
**[08:54] ---**
Your mother sounds wonderful.
**[09:03] ---**
*That’s right, she doesn’t…*
**[09:08] ---**
At the facility, we sometimes had treats, too.
**[09:11] ---**
There was a bakery nearby that
would give us bread crusts to snack on.
**[09:17] ---**
There weren’t many so we’d fight over them…
**[09:22] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant?
***SIGN*** I’ll max out my bank account to support her.
**[09:28] ---**
I’ll be going now.
**[09:29] ---**
Um… Your jacket…
**[09:32] ---**
Is it okay if I keep it a little longer?
**[09:36] ---**
That’s fine with me…
**[09:38] ---**
I want to get a Royal Happiness cleaning done,
but it’s three times as expensive as a normal one…
**[09:44] ---**
I’ll wear it home right now, so don't worry about it.
**[09:54] ---**
I was looking at your jacket every day…
**[10:06] ---**
It’s okay, really…
**[10:13] ---**
*Mr. Lieutenant, can I see you again tomorrow…?*
**[10:23] ---**
*I’ll have to settle this tomorrow…*
**[10:27] ---**
Mira!
**[10:29] ---**
Fomalhaut.
**[10:31] ---**
I’m going to start helping you out
with subjugating the magical girl!
**[10:36] ---**
*I said the magical girl was mine…*
**[10:40] ---**
Pleasure to work with you!
**[10:41] ---**
*He’ll only get in the way.*
**[10:44] ---**
*Should I get rid of him?*
**[11:50] ---**
*I’ve had to be careful of how I conduct myself lately.*
**[11:54] ---**
*Why do I feel this way about her?*
***SIGN*** pos(489.333333,54)\i1}Characteristics: Cute, Small
Has many jobs, Busy, Sleepy, Lacking nutrition...
Good at sewing, Unfortunate (Cause: Familiar)*
**[11:57] ---**
*What causes it, and what can I do about it?*
**[12:01] ---**
*Could it be that she’s so sad
that I just feel sorry for her?!*
**[12:01] ---**
1\pos(324.666667,14)}(Unfortunate)*
**[12:04] ---**
*In other words, I should make her happy.*
**[12:09] ---**
*Let’s start with operation gift-giving!*
**[12:12] ---**
*So she’ll have a life full of stuff,
and a life full of joy!*
***SIGN*** Episode 3
Now Back to the Drawing Board
***SIGN*** Episode 4
A Habit of Chasing What Moves
***SIGN***
# E4 - A Habit of Chasing What Moves
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ7M49/a-habit-of-chasing-what-moves)
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**[00:01] ---**
Wow...
**[00:02] ---**
So this is where you square
off with the magical girl!
**[00:05] ---**
It’s so peaceful!
**[00:07] ---**
Yeah.
**[00:08] ---**
*Fomalhaut:*
**[00:09] ---**
*He's from a noble family, and we've known each other
for a long time since joining the organization.*
**[00:15] ---**
I really meant it, if something's ever up,
please don’t hesitate to talk to me!
**[00:20] ---**
You sure are persistent--
**[00:22] ---**
Then, can you look me in the eyes?
**[00:34] ---**
Cool it.
**[00:36] ---**
Sorry, sorry.
**[00:38] ---**
I wasn't doubting you or anything.
**[00:41] ---**
An evil lieutenant with an
inhumane cruelty who's feared by all.
**[00:45] ---**
Never one to be moved by emotion.
**[00:47] ---**
No, emotions don't even exist
when he sets his eyes on his target!
**[00:51] ---**
Just the idea of you being
overcome by a female enemy...
**[00:54] ---**
I’d have to see it to believe it!
**[00:57] ---**
Oh. Mhm.
**[00:59] ---**
But I’m relieved.
**[01:01] ---**
It wouldn’t be smart to
betray the organization.
**[01:04] ---**
But if there was a lady in trouble,
you'd be one to help them.
**[01:09] ---**
I know cause we’re friends!
**[01:11] ---**
Fomalhaut.
**[01:12] ---**
Hm?
**[01:13] ---**
Go... fetch!
**[01:18] ---**
I'm on it!
**[02:20] ---**
Episode 4
A Habit of Chasing What Moves
**[02:23] ---**
For the time being,
I came today to see what you do!
**[02:27] ---**
Sure, that's no problem.
**[02:29] ---**
*This must be the King of Evil’s
way of keeping an eye on me.*
**[02:34] ---**
*I can’t lose my credibility
with the King…*
**[02:38] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant...!
**[02:43] ---**
*I feel bad for her, but the time has
come to settle things with her!*
**[02:48] ---**
I’m sorry I’m late!
***SIGN*** Sway...
**[02:58] ---**
*No, don't get swayed away.*
**[03:01] ---**
*This is a good opportunity.*
**[03:02] ---**
*Today...I’ll defeat the magical girl!*
**[03:06] ---**
You’re quite fast, Magical Girl.
**[03:10] ---**
I couldn’t wait to see you,
Mr. Lieutenant, so I ran here!
**[03:16] ---**
*That's exactly how I feel!*
**[03:18] ---**
*There’s never a moment
I don’t feel that way!*
**[03:21] ---**
*Staaaare...*
**[03:27] ---**
*This is a strategy.*
**[03:28] ---**
*Become amicable and let
them drop their guard!*
**[03:32] ---**
*I get it! You're so smart, Mira!*
**[03:35] ---**
*This has gotten off track already.*
**[03:37] ---**
*What can I do now that she's
right in front of me...*
**[03:40] ---**
*That’s it! If I don't look at her, then
I can't do much of anything!*
**[03:46] ---**
*Oh no.*
**[03:47] ---**
*The more I try to turn away,
the more I end up staring.*
**[03:49] ---**
*Why is she wearing something like that?*
**[03:52] ---**
*Who chose it for her?*
**[03:54] ---**
*I’m her enemy but I really must admire…!*
**[03:55] ---**
*Staaaare...*
**[03:58] ---**
*There's something hypnotic
about her eyes! Be careful!*
**[04:02] ---**
*Got it!*
**[04:04] ---**
Actually, Mr. Lieutenant,
I made a lunch for you.
**[04:10] ---**
It’s to thank you for all your help.
**[04:13] ---**
I hope you like it…
**[04:15] ---**
You didn't... have to be so thoughtful.
**[04:18] ---**
*Staaaare...*
**[04:20] ---**
*It’s poisoned!*
**[04:21] ---**
*Danger!*
**[04:24] ---**
*Now, how to get out of this…*
**[04:29] ---**
*No one's foolish enough to eat
something they know could kill them.*
**[04:33] ---**
*I’ll just make something up.
It's better to avoid eating it.*
**[04:37] ---**
Um, Mr. Lieutenant...
**[04:40] ---**
Did you already eat lunch?
**[04:43] ---**
*No matter what's in this, I'll eat it!*
**[04:47] ---**
Mira!!
**[04:54] ---**
Mira, you don't hesitate at all, do you?
**[04:58] ---**
Hesitate?
**[05:01] ---**
You mean about subduing others by force?
**[05:03] ---**
Is there a reason why you're saying this now?
**[05:10] ---**
If you hesitate, then you
shouldn't be in the organization.
**[05:13] ---**
Hesitation will kill you someday.
**[05:17] ---**
If not physically, then mentally.
**[05:21] ---**
*It's okay if I die!!*
**[05:25] ---**
*I ate it all!*
**[05:27] ---**
Mira...!
**[05:29] ---**
*If served poison, think of it as a spice...*
**[05:32] ---**
Mira!!
***SIGN*** frz18.6\pos(593.333333,254)\i1}Respect*
**[05:36] ---**
That was a fierce fight…
**[05:39] ---**
I didn't know it could be
such a grueling battle...
**[05:41] ---**
If that’s what it looked
like to you, then good.
**[05:44] ---**
*I thought I’d have to eliminate him...*
**[05:47] ---**
You’re amazing, Mira!
**[05:49] ---**
I think I’ll join you next time!
**[05:51] ---**
Then you gotta introduce me to her!
**[05:55] ---**
*He's dead meat.*
**[06:00] ---**
*My mission is as follows.*
**[06:03] ---**
*I’ll explain my problematic relationship
with her without raising suspicion…*
**[06:07] ---**
*while maintaining my reputation…*
**[06:09] ---**
*and making sure he stays away from her.*
**[06:13] ---**
Mira!
**[06:14] ---**
Looking forward to working with you today!
**[06:17] ---**
*At the very least,
I will be the one defeating her…*
**[06:21] ---**
Be on guard.
**[06:22] ---**
If you inadvertently touch her,
I'll ki--, *she'll* kill you.
**[06:26] ---**
Got it!
**[06:28] ---**
I brought my colleague with me today.
**[06:31] ---**
It’s nice to meet you,
I’m a magical girl.
**[06:35] ---**
Thanks for looking out for Mira.
**[06:40] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant always treats me so well.
**[06:45] ---**
He’s very kind… I’m very grateful.
***SIGN*** Cute ♥
**[06:50] ---**
*You're on a mission! Don’t be suspicious!*
**[06:57] ---**
I’m Fomalhaut!
**[07:00] ---**
I’ve known Mira for a long time.
**[07:02] ---**
Nice to meet you, miss.
**[07:06] ---**
*Watch it! I warned you about touching her.*
**[07:09] ---**
*You almost fried your hand off!*
**[07:11] ---**
*What?! That’s dangerous!*
**[07:18] ---**
Why am I a magical girl?
**[07:21] ---**
Because I make money doing it…
**[07:23] ---**
Wha— You’re a magical girl
yet you have such little conviction?!
**[07:27] ---**
You put your life on the line
for a reason like that?!
**[07:32] ---**
*How many times must I tell you?!*
**[07:33] ---**
*If you touch her, it’s over!*
**[07:36] ---**
*I forgot!*
**[07:40] ---**
By the way, this is my gift today.
**[07:43] ---**
Thank you.
**[07:47] ---**
*Is it poisoned?*
**[07:48] ---**
*It's possible.*
**[07:49] ---**
*That's why you shouldn't eat it.*
**[07:51] ---**
*It makes you look like a couple!*
**[07:53] ---**
*I'm going to pretend to eat it.*
**[07:55] ---**
*What about me?*
**[07:57] ---**
*Just watch!*
**[08:05] ---**
*Staaaare...*
**[08:08] ---**
*He must want me to watch and learn!*
**[08:10] ---**
*He better back off.*
**[08:11] ---**
Uh, you can have half my share…
**[08:14] ---**
Thank you, but there’s no need!
**[08:16] ---**
You should worry about yourself…
**[08:18] ---**
But...
**[08:20] ---**
You've got some here...
**[08:27] ---**
Thank you.
**[08:33] ---**
Right! I think I'm getting it!
**[08:36] ---**
Do you like sweets?
**[08:38] ---**
I like anything nutritious.
**[08:40] ---**
Then, I’ll bring something
with me next time.
**[08:44] ---**
I’d like to make you happy.
**[08:47] ---**
Oh, thank you.
**[08:49] ---**
*I got it, right, Mira?!*
**[08:53] ---**
*Maybe I don't got it!*
**[08:58] ---**
She seemed a bit aloof.
**[09:00] ---**
Maybe I'm making her put her guard up?
**[09:03] ---**
It's not you, she's just normally like that.
**[09:06] ---**
The only times she relaxed her expression
and engaged in conversation was with me.
**[09:13] ---**
That's something special...only with me...
**[09:17] ---**
Hm? Mira!
**[09:20] ---**
Mira! There's too many of them!
**[09:23] ---**
You know… We didn’t
accomplish anything today…
**[09:27] ---**
I’m sorry, Mira.
**[09:29] ---**
I was trying to lend you a hand
in maintaining your reputation…
**[09:33] ---**
Fomalhaut...
**[09:37] ---**
There's something else you could do for me.
**[09:39] ---**
Go... fetch!
**[09:42] ---**
I'm on it!
**[09:44] ---**
*Got you...*
**[09:45] ---**
*That mutt is going to look to the ends of the
earth for the ball he thought I threw...*
**[09:54] ---**
Mr. Fomalhaut left?
**[09:56] ---**
Yes.
**[09:58] ---**
I see.
**[10:00] ---**
He’s a very cheery person.
I thought he was wonderful.
**[10:07] ---**
Are you interested in him?
**[10:10] ---**
Huh?
**[10:12] ---**
No, nevermind.
**[10:19] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant...
**[10:25] ---**
Are you pouting?
**[10:29] ---**
...No.
**[10:31] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant?
**[10:33] ---**
What is it?
**[10:34] ---**
I’m very happy.
**[10:39] ---**
Your friend. Your name.
**[10:44] ---**
I learned a little more about
you than I knew before...
**[10:55] ---**
Mr. Mira...
**[11:03] ---**
You are...
**[11:04] ---**
Mira!!
**[11:06] ---**
I found a little rabbit!
**[11:09] ---**
Fomalhaut.
**[11:10] ---**
Who told you to go find a
rabbit? Where's the ball?
**[11:14] ---**
Oh, I forgot!
**[11:16] ---**
*He's dead.*
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** Episode 5
We're Enemies
# E5 - We're Enemies
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU47EX9/were-enemies)
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**[00:08] ---**
*Mimori Byakuya’s the kinda girl
who's always about ready to give up.*
**[00:14] ---**
*But she's also quick to catch
onto things, so I'll give her that.*
**[00:25] ---**
Hey, Bya-hic-ya... gemme more booze.
**[00:31] ---**
Okay.
**[00:33] ---**
*She doesn’t really get attached to anything.*
**[00:37] ---**
While you’re at it, some snacks too.
**[00:39] ---**
Oh, okay.
**[00:42] ---**
*There are a few things that are a no-go for her, though.*
**[00:46] ---**
Oh and let me at them titties.
**[00:48] ---**
Uhm...no…
**[00:52] ---**
*Generally speaking, she's never put up a fight.*
**[01:00] ---**
*Not once.*
**[01:06] ---**
We’ve got work, Byakuya.
**[01:08] ---**
The evil organization is on the move.
**[01:12] ---**
Oh, and…
**[01:14] ---**
Why the heck are you in there?
**[01:16] ---**
It helps me relax.
**[01:24] ---**
I'm heading out.
**[01:32] ---**
*The Magical Girl and the Evil Lieutenant Used to be Archenemies.*
**[01:38] ---**
*I've been stumped about what presents to get her lately.*
**[01:44] ---**
*It’s about time I change hands and try something new.*
**[01:48] ---**
*Lieutenant, sir! Can I have a moment of your time?*
**[01:53] ---**
*This will certainly please you!*
**[01:56] ---**
*Here, sir!*
**[02:13] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant...
**[02:21] ---**
*We’ve captured the magical girl!*
**[02:23] ---**
*We actually did it!*
**[02:24] ---**
*Prepare yourself!*
**[02:26] ---**
*For the horrors of our interrogation!*
**[02:27] ---**
*Lieutenant, sir!*
**[02:29] ---**
*Go on!*
**[02:30] ---**
*Do it!*
**[02:31] ---**
*Go on!!!*
**[02:35] ---**
Right.
**[02:37] ---**
Let's begin our cruel and brutal interrogation.
**[02:42] ---**
With a little something...
***SIGN*** Pop
**[02:44] ---**
Like this!
**[02:45] ---**
Or this!
***SIGN*** Bam
**[02:47] ---**
Or something like this!
**[02:54] ---**
How about it? Scared of me yet?
**[02:56] ---**
You aren’t injured, are you?
**[02:58] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant…
**[03:00] ---**
*I was so shocked, I saw red.
But at least that's one less problem for now.*
**[03:05] ---**
*That won't be the end of it though...*
**[03:07] ---**
*I can’t afford to slip up in front of the camera.*
**[03:13] ---**
*I don’t want things to end this way for her.*
**[03:16] ---**
*I’ll need to find her an escape route…*
**[03:23] ---**
*Don’t be weird! Focus! Focus, dammit!!*
**[03:27] ---**
*I need to wait for an opening.*
**[03:30] ---**
*I’ll just have to keep up appearances until then.*
**[03:33] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant...
**[03:35] ---**
Um... I...
**[03:39] ---**
I...
**[03:40] ---**
What?
**[03:41] ---**
I...
**[03:44] ---**
I have to...go to the bathroom...
**[03:52] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant?
**[03:55] ---**
*What am I, some pervert?*
**[03:57] ---**
You…
**[04:02] ---**
You need to hold it.
**[04:04] ---**
I’m going to give you an opening to run.
**[04:06] ---**
But… Wouldn’t that cause you problems?
**[04:10] ---**
So what if it does?
**[04:12] ---**
Do you want to be interrogated?
**[04:19] ---**
I know what must be done.
**[04:22] ---**
You’ve already saved me many times over.
**[04:27] ---**
And if this is your job, then…
**[04:34] ---**
Do what you will to me…!
**[04:39] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant?
**[04:41] ---**
*Dammit…
This is a harder mission than I thought!*
**[04:47] ---**
Oh, but I don’t want to dirty this room
**[04:51] ---**
So I really should use the bathroom…
**[04:53] ---**
*Problem 1, she has no desire to run away!*
**[04:57] ---**
*Problem 2, there are cameras.*
**[04:59] ---**
*And Problem 3, I kinda like this situation!*
**[05:03] ---**
U-Uhm, Mr. Lieutenant?
**[05:07] ---**
What is it?
**[05:09] ---**
*This isn't good.*
**[05:10] ---**
*I need a breakthrough…*
**[05:12] ---**
I’m back, Mira!
**[05:14] ---**
I just got in!
**[05:16] ---**
Fomalhaut!
**[05:17] ---**
I finally found the ball you threw!
**[05:20] ---**
I don’t remember throwing a summer delicacy
like that, but thanks for playing!
**[05:25] ---**
*I found my breakthrough!*
**[05:27] ---**
*Fomalhaut has an upstanding attitude
and wouldn’t dare question something like this.*
**[05:32] ---**
*He’ll distract me so she can make her escape…!*
**[05:37] ---**
I’m sorry I didn't knock!
**[05:39] ---**
I know how much fun you have with this stuff!
**[05:42] ---**
Just what are you talking about?
**[05:43] ---**
As long as it's mutually beneficial, I won't say a word.
**[05:47] ---**
But make sure you treat her body with care!
**[05:51] ---**
Hey, wait-!
**[05:52] ---**
Bye now!
**[05:54] ---**
*Our breakthrough is gone…*
**[05:58] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant…
**[06:01] ---**
Nothing we can do about it now.
**[06:03] ---**
Actually, I thought I’d have to
bring this to a close eventually…
**[06:08] ---**
And since we’re here…
**[06:10] ---**
Why don’t we have a little fun?
**[06:13] ---**
We’ve known each other for a while now….
**[06:16] ---**
Consider it a gesture of goodwill.
**[06:20] ---**
*Something that can’t be left on a recording…*
**[06:25] ---**
*Mr. Lieutenant… what…!*
**[06:31] ---**
Who is making rounds—
**[06:33] ---**
*Eeeeeeepp!!*
**[06:35] ---**
What are you doing in the monitor room…?
**[06:38] ---**
*I-it’s not what you think!*
**[06:39] ---**
*We'll go on patrol!*
**[06:40] ---**
*We're on it!*
**[06:54] ---**
Th… That tickles…
**[06:56] ---**
Try not to say that out loud.
**[06:59] ---**
I made it so that no one can see you right now...
**[07:03] ---**
Right...
**[07:04] ---**
Just a little bit longer, then pretend to faint
and I can release your restraints.
**[07:13] ---**
M-Mr. Lieutenant...
**[07:17] ---**
Why... are you helping me?
**[07:22] ---**
I didn't... like that you
accepted defeat right from the start.
**[07:28] ---**
You should... want more than that.
**[07:38] ---**
Byakuya-chan...
**[07:42] ---**
The younger children might be afraid,
so I'm going to pick them up.
**[07:48] ---**
You're okay waiting by yourself, right?
**[07:53] ---**
Yes.
**[08:07] ---**
*There were children younger than me at the facility,
and we were all in the same position.*
**[08:13] ---**
*But I never felt like I could speak out.*
**[08:17] ---**
*I couldn't say what I wanted...*
**[08:27] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant?
**[08:30] ---**
You're awake.
**[08:34] ---**
We're... in my room...
**[08:38] ---**
You actually stopped breathing and passed out.
**[08:43] ---**
Of course, you did what I said, but why didn't you
say something before passing out?
**[08:50] ---**
I thought I could handle it...
**[08:55] ---**
You're truly...
**[09:05] ---**
I'm heading back.
**[09:09] ---**
I've got a lot to deal with
because of what happened with you.
**[09:14] ---**
If something like that happens again,
I'm not sure I can protect you.
**[09:19] ---**
So you should be ready.
**[09:21] ---**
I know. I won't trouble you again.
**[09:26] ---**
I'll be more ready next time.
**[09:29] ---**
That's not what I meant!
**[09:31] ---**
Why are you...!
**[09:53] ---**
I'm going.
**[09:55] ---**
Okay.
**[09:58] ---**
I'm going.
**[10:00] ---**
Okay...
**[10:02] ---**
I'm really going now...
**[10:12] ---**
You want me to leave?
**[10:20] ---**
Pl...
**[10:22] ---**
Please stay...with me...
**[10:29] ---**
Really now...
**[10:34] ---**
Showing me another one of your weaknesses...
**[10:41] ---**
Let's not forget, though.
***SIGN*** Episode 5
We're Enemies
**[10:45] ---**
That we're enemies.
**[11:59] ---**
You... You bastard...!
**[12:02] ---**
Mimori Byakuya is a failure.
**[12:08] ---**
The girl that I guide...
**[12:11] ---**
will be the new magical girl.
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** Episode 6
What Magical Girls Are
# E6 - What Magical Girls Are
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUE0J1G/what-magical-girls-are)
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**[00:02] ---**
Mimori Byakuya is a failure.
**[00:08] ---**
The girl I guide…
**[00:11] ---**
will be the new magical girl.
**[00:22] ---**
That rain yesterday seems like a dream now.
**[00:28] ---**
It’s as if we’ve been blessed.
**[00:32] ---**
Both myself and the magical girl I’ve chosen…
**[00:38] ---**
F*ck!
***SIGN*** °°She's a magical girl.
**[00:42] ---**
God dammit!
**[00:43] ---**
Did the bitterness of the coffee send you into a rage?
**[00:46] ---**
F*ck!
**[00:49] ---**
You’re so lively, Hibana.
***SIGN*** °°She's a magical girl.
***SIGN*** Episode 6
What Magical Girls Are
**[01:59] ---**
*My name is Kagari Hibana.*
**[02:02] ---**
*I’m a 15-year-old who loooves cute things!*
**[02:05] ---**
*You wouldn't believe my surprise when I heard that
I could become the magical girl of my dreams...*
**[02:11] ---**
*So I consulted with my friends, Mr. Bunny and Mr. Bear.*
**[02:15] ---**
This is a job only Hibana-chan can do!
**[02:17] ---**
Stay strong, Hibana-chan!
***SIGN*** I-I’ll try…
**[02:20] ---**
I-I’ll try…
***SIGN*** You can do it! ☆
**[02:22] ---**
You can do it!
**[02:25] ---**
That should be easier for you to drink.
***SIGN*** (Holy)
**[02:29] ---**
*This is the person who made me a magical girl, Mr. Bird.*
**[02:35] ---**
*I’m very grateful to him.*
**[02:40] ---**
I'll kill you!
**[02:41] ---**
*But I get too embarrassed to express how I really feel.*
**[02:47] ---**
Not enough sugar for you?
**[02:51] ---**
Hibana.
**[02:52] ---**
We've got work.
**[02:54] ---**
Can you do it?
**[03:50] ---**
Help those kids!
**[03:53] ---**
She's got a staff!
**[03:55] ---**
Think she'll use some magic?
**[03:58] ---**
F*ck!
**[04:01] ---**
F*ck! F*ck! F*cking!
**[04:06] ---**
I am strong!
**[04:08] ---**
Aren't those brass knuckles?!
**[04:10] ---**
That ain't magic at all!
**[04:13] ---**
Take care!
**[04:15] ---**
I will...
**[04:19] ---**
Huh?
**[04:23] ---**
Hibana! Are you alright?
**[04:26] ---**
*Hiss Hiss Hiss*
**[04:27] ---**
Your wounds--
**[04:46] ---**
A new magical girl...
**[04:52] ---**
*We had trouble with one and now there’s another?!*
**[04:55] ---**
*This is going to put the Lieutenant in a tight spot…!*
**[05:00] ---**
*Huh?*
**[05:01] ---**
*Huh?*
**[05:09] ---**
*What’s happened to the Lieutenant?*
**[05:11] ---**
*He seemed down after his latest kill.*
**[05:13] ---**
*He's always like that after he finishes a big job.*
**[05:16] ---**
*I defeated that magical girl.*
**[05:19] ---**
*Since I can't defeat Mimori Byakuya...*
**[05:22] ---**
*doing that was the only way to preserve my reputation.*
**[05:26] ---**
*That also puts to bed the incident
of me killing all those underlings.*
**[05:32] ---**
*Our kinds are enemies. This is for the best.*
**[05:36] ---**
*It was just a good opportunity...*
**[05:40] ---**
*His cruelty has yet to wane.*
**[05:44] ---**
*That’s right. So, don't be stupid...!*
**[05:48] ---**
Bye!
**[05:50] ---**
See you!
**[05:57] ---**
F*ck!
**[06:06] ---**
Hibana!
**[06:11] ---**
Are you in pain?
**[06:17] ---**
I’m sorry I put you in harm's way, Hibana…
**[06:22] ---**
Hibana… There’s something I must tell you.
**[06:28] ---**
It’s about how magical girls are structured.
**[06:32] ---**
First, as a familiar,
**[06:34] ---**
I'm a messenger of God sent from Heaven
to the Earth below entrusted with a message.
**[06:40] ---**
You could also call us angels.
**[06:43] ---**
Among the humans, we choose girls,
of pure mind and body...
**[06:47] ---**
and bestow upon them the power of a magical girl.
**[06:51] ---**
However, I am not the only one. There are many of us.
**[06:56] ---**
Meaning, you are not the only
magical girl. There are many others.
**[07:01] ---**
The responsibility does not fall on your shoulders alone…
**[07:05] ---**
Even so, I believe you have what it takes
to become the best magical girl.
**[07:11] ---**
However, I will never ask you
to risk your life or prove yourself.
**[07:18] ---**
I should have told you sooner. I’m sorry…
**[07:29] ---**
Even if someone better than me comes, I’ll still do it…
**[07:34] ---**
Because I admire them.
**[07:36] ---**
It’s what I want.
**[07:39] ---**
Even if there are several others.
**[07:43] ---**
I’ll still do it…
**[07:48] ---**
*This girl...*
**[07:51] ---**
*This girl I’ve chosen… This singular magical girl.*
**[07:56] ---**
Thank you...
**[08:04] ---**
F*ck.
**[08:06] ---**
F*ck is not just a response, but also an affirmation.
**[08:10] ---**
Let's stand and fight together. The two of us.
**[08:17] ---**
*It’s been a few days since I’ve seen Mr. Lieutenant.*
**[08:21] ---**
*I know we’re enemies and it’s not as if
we’ve made a promise to meet every day…*
**[08:28] ---**
*But I think about him every day…*
**[08:31] ---**
Hey, newbie, get over here!
**[08:35] ---**
C-Coming!
**[08:37] ---**
*Lieutenant, sir, I’ve brought some tea to calm your nerves!*
**[08:38] ---**
Yes, thank you.
**[08:40] ---**
*Don’t mention it…!*
**[08:42] ---**
*Please allow me to tailor you a new uniform!*
**[08:44] ---**
We shouldn't leave it like this!
**[08:46] ---**
Uh, apologies...
**[08:48] ---**
Mira! I finally found the ball, look!
**[08:52] ---**
Isn’t it so cute?
**[08:53] ---**
Think the organization will let me keep it?
What should I name it?
**[08:57] ---**
But I’ll never know its sex if it stays all rolled up.
**[09:00] ---**
It's a serious problem!
**[09:02] ---**
It would be rude in the armadillo kingdom
if I force it to unfurl itself, wouldn’t it?
**[09:06] ---**
And if it’s a girl, it would be rude of me
to give it a male name… Hm?
**[09:12] ---**
You guys want to meet it, too?
**[09:18] ---**
*I can’t get my work done at the organization.*
**[09:21] ---**
*It's best if I hurry and receive my judgment.*
**[09:26] ---**
Long time, no see, Magical Girl…
**[09:30] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant…
**[09:32] ---**
*Let’s put an end to this relationship!*
**[09:36] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant...
**[09:38] ---**
I haven’t seen you lately, I was getting worried…
**[09:43] ---**
You know, don't you...
**[09:45] ---**
That I disposed of one of your magical girl comrades.
**[09:50] ---**
Huh? I have comrades?
**[09:52] ---**
Huh?
**[09:55] ---**
Wait… You didn’t know?
**[09:58] ---**
No, I’ve never interacted with any other magical girls…
**[10:03] ---**
Did you think there were others?
**[10:05] ---**
There’s a recession everywhere you look…
**[10:08] ---**
*I forgot, she’s the queen of hard times.*
**[10:12] ---**
I had heard there were others
in the same line of work as me…
**[10:17] ---**
Same line of work…
At least you were aware of it…
**[10:22] ---**
*I see. So, what has she been doing…*
**[10:27] ---**
I wonder if I'm cold-hearted?
**[10:31] ---**
I’d heard from other magical girls…
**[10:36] ---**
But as long as you were safe…
That’s all I cared about….
**[10:45] ---**
M-Mr. Lieutenant?
**[10:48] ---**
No, you're not.
**[10:49] ---**
Huh?
**[10:51] ---**
That's just who you are. And this is ...
**[10:57] ---**
For saying something like that when my guard's down.
**[11:03] ---**
F*ck!
**[11:05] ---**
I’ll kill you this time!
**[11:07] ---**
You’re that magical girl from last time.
**[11:11] ---**
You’re still alive...
**[11:14] ---**
Hi...
**[11:17] ---**
Hibana-chan?
**[12:26] ---**
**[12:27] ---**
Episode 7
They're Friends...?
# E7 - They're Friends...?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQEXPJ/theyre-friends)
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**[00:02] ---**
Hi... Hibana-chan?
**[00:05] ---**
You know her?
**[00:07] ---**
Yes, we were in the same class
in elementary school.
**[00:11] ---**
*Who knew she'd know another
magical girl in her personal life...*
**[00:15] ---**
*Shake shake shake*
***SIGN*** 1\frz339.3\pos(576,228.666667)}Shake shake shake*
**[00:19] ---**
Is she your friend?
**[00:20] ---**
Well... yes...
**[00:22] ---**
F*cking! Kill you!
**[00:26] ---**
So, you're friends?
**[00:28] ---**
Well...y-yes...
***SIGN*** Episode 7
They're Friends...?
**[01:36] ---**
Byakuya-chan...?
**[01:41] ---**
Byakuya-chan!
**[01:42] ---**
I never thought I'd meet you here... My friend!
**[01:46] ---**
F*ck!
***SIGN*** BLLL
***SIGN*** AAAM!
**[01:48] ---**
*They say women have complicated
relationships, and this is certainly something.*
**[01:53] ---**
Stay away from her, Evil Organization scum!
**[01:56] ---**
That symbol on your forehead...
you're friends with that cat.
**[02:01] ---**
Mimori Byakuya... You are indeed
a failure as a magical girl...
**[02:07] ---**
A more fitting magical girl
would be someone like Hibana!
**[02:11] ---**
*Hiss*
**[02:12] ---**
I think you're sorely mistaken...
**[02:15] ---**
Mimori Byakuya.
**[02:17] ---**
I'll have you concede your post as a magical girl...!
**[02:20] ---**
Does that mean... I'm fired from being a magical girl?
**[02:23] ---**
I'm sorry I wasn't better at my job...
**[02:26] ---**
I learned a lot while I was here.
**[02:29] ---**
As such, who will be taking my place?
**[02:32] ---**
Is work the only thing you're concerned about?
**[02:35] ---**
I really would like to keep my job...
**[02:38] ---**
I started it because it fit my lifestyle,
and I wanted the responsibility.
**[02:43] ---**
So could you at least tell me why?
**[02:46] ---**
The reason why, Mimori Byakuya, is because...
**[02:51] ---**
You fell in love with that man!
**[02:54] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Blush~
***SIGN*** Processing...Processing...Processing...Processing...
**[03:04] ---**
L-Love?
**[03:07] ---**
Mimori Byakuya, you need to make a decision.
***SIGN*** Processing...
**[03:10] ---**
Will you join him or will you fight evil with Hibana?
**[03:15] ---**
Are you with your friend, Hibana,
or your enemy, this evil lieutenant?
***SIGN*** Processing...
**[03:20] ---**
Who will you choose?!
**[03:23] ---**
*Who am I...going to choose?*
**[03:27] ---**
*Mr. Lieutenant or...*
***SIGN*** Processing...
**[03:31] ---**
*Hibana-chan...?*
**[03:34] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant...
**[03:36] ---**
That was so quiet, but you sure chose quickly!
**[03:39] ---**
Mimori Byakuya, you are indeed--
**[03:42] ---**
Why?
**[03:43] ---**
Why does she have to stop being a magical girl?
**[03:46] ---**
What are we even fighting for?
**[03:48] ---**
-She spoke...
-She speaks.
***SIGN*** She spoke...
***SIGN*** She speaks...
**[03:51] ---**
So humanity can live in peace--
**[03:53] ---**
No, it's...
**[03:54] ---**
Love!
**[03:55] ---**
Love...!?
**[03:57] ---**
Love?
***SIGN*** Love?
**[03:58] ---**
Love.
***SIGN*** Love.
**[03:59] ---**
Your priorities are all wrong
if you're trying to break them up!
**[04:03] ---**
Cause that's just...
**[04:05] ---**
f*cked up!
**[04:07] ---**
Hibana...!
**[04:09] ---**
I lost sight of what's important
being wrapped up in fulfilling my role...
**[04:14] ---**
I'll never be able to protect
what is most precious to me like this...
**[04:17] ---**
You're right... My priorities are a mess...
**[04:20] ---**
Peace is imposssible without love.
**[04:26] ---**
Hibana... You brought me to my senses.
**[04:29] ---**
F*ck.
**[04:31] ---**
Mimori Byakuya, this doesn't mean I respect you.
**[04:36] ---**
I want you to prove to me...
**[04:39] ---**
That you are on Hibana's side.
**[04:42] ---**
And don't forget your love...
**[04:45] ---**
Love... Love... Love...
**[04:50] ---**
I'll see you again, Byakuya-chan!
**[04:52] ---**
I'm so glad I got to see you, my friend!
***SIGN*** Cruu-
***SIGN*** -uush
**[04:57] ---**
Let's swap love stories next time~!
**[04:59] ---**
F*ck!
**[05:03] ---**
*They're friends...?*
**[05:06] ---**
You're always so kind to me...
**[05:08] ---**
Thank you for walking me home.
**[05:12] ---**
It's no problem. I didn't anticipate being interrupted like that.
**[05:15] ---**
But I might have misunderstood something.
**[05:18] ---**
Misunderstood what?
**[05:20] ---**
Like, that you love me. It was brought up earlier.
**[05:28] ---**
Oh, uhm...
**[05:35] ---**
You misunderstood...?
**[05:39] ---**
*What?! She was being serious?!*
**[05:41] ---**
*How are you so calm about it?! Just tell me!!*
**[05:45] ---**
*I won't be able to sleep tonight!!*
**[05:47] ---**
The pole...
**[05:51] ---**
*Was it really...*
**[05:56] ---**
*...a misunderstanding...?*
**[06:04] ---**
Hey. Ya really did me in the other day, ya bastard.
***SIGN*** Authorized Personnel Only
No Entry
**[06:10] ---**
Oh, it's you.
**[06:12] ---**
If you're here, it must mean this is the spot.
**[06:17] ---**
Well, of course. I wouldn't arrive late to a summons.
Unlike *someone* I know.
**[06:22] ---**
Whatchu talking 'bout? I'm on time.
**[06:24] ---**
Your everyday behavior is appalling as a familiar.
**[06:27] ---**
You complain too much.
**[06:30] ---**
You takin' enough calcium? You gettin' any action?
**[06:33] ---**
Want me to lend you my girl?
**[06:34] ---**
You shameless snake...!
**[06:39] ---**
I can't believe we're both familiars.
**[06:42] ---**
I swear on my chivalry, I'll never respect the likes of you.
**[06:47] ---**
Yeah, yeah.
**[06:49] ---**
This is a showdown to see who
has the magical girl that'll save the world.
**[06:53] ---**
Yeah, whatever, man.
**[06:57] ---**
So, the cat went into the adult section and never came out?
**[07:03] ---**
Yes...
**[07:04] ---**
He's done this before. He'll unexpectedly
disappear without warning...
**[07:11] ---**
Wouldn't it be better if he didn't come back?
**[08:22] ---**
Huh?
**[08:23] ---**
This is the end, Magical Girl.
**[08:26] ---**
Look around you, everything has been turned to black.
**[08:31] ---**
It's all black...
**[08:33] ---**
I'm done for... I can't...
**[08:36] ---**
I can't put my piece down anywhere...
***SIGN*** Handmade (From Paper)
**[08:39] ---**
Hmph. I win again.
**[08:42] ---**
You guys...
**[08:45] ---**
Dontcha know what you're doin'?
**[08:48] ---**
I can ignore all your
secret meetings outside, but...
**[08:51] ---**
This room ain't here for you two to flirt.
**[08:53] ---**
What part of this is flirting?
**[08:55] ---**
We are clearly at odds with each other.
**[08:58] ---**
That's just you justifying your relationship!
**[09:01] ---**
And it's only getting more cheeky.
**[09:04] ---**
What now?
**[09:05] ---**
I've finally pinned down your location!
**[09:07] ---**
Today's the day we see who's magical girl is bett--
**[09:13] ---**
You running away, you coward?
***SIGN*** Grip
**[09:15] ---**
Knock it off, Macho Bird! The door's thin!
**[09:19] ---**
It's that bird...
**[09:20] ---**
From the other day...
**[09:22] ---**
You! You're that evil lieutenant!
**[09:25] ---**
Now I get it. So that's what's going on.
**[09:28] ---**
I was looking for some trace of you
but came up empty, or so I thought...
**[09:34] ---**
But this...
**[09:35] ---**
crammed, old, shabby apartment
is where you've been confined!?
**[09:41] ---**
This is my home...
**[09:43] ---**
You mean you actually live here?! You've gotta be kidding!
**[09:46] ---**
Just how rude can you be?
**[09:49] ---**
This is no bigger than
a storage room at Hibana's residence!
**[09:53] ---**
F*ck.
**[09:57] ---**
We meet again, Byakuya-chan!
**[09:59] ---**
I'm so excited to be in Byakuya-chan's
home for the first time. It's making my heart go--
**[10:03] ---**
F*ck!
***SIGN*** BAA-
***SIGN*** -AAM
**[10:05] ---**
Our promise.
**[10:07] ---**
Hey, what's with that shrimpy menace?
**[10:11] ---**
That would be Kagari Hibana.
**[10:13] ---**
She's my magical girl.
**[10:16] ---**
Huh? You're a pedo now?
**[10:19] ---**
What?!
**[10:20] ---**
Those words... You're looking for a fight now, aren't you?
**[10:25] ---**
Huh?
**[10:26] ---**
I thought I told you. We're gonna see
who the true magical girl is. So I'll show you!
**[10:31] ---**
Hibana's sparkling side as a magical girl!
**[10:34] ---**
*Sparkle, Chomp!*
**[10:36] ---**
*Are they going to a value proposition
for their own magical girls?*
**[10:41] ---**
*If so, this is a good chance
to learn something about them.*
**[10:44] ---**
My Hibana...
**[10:46] ---**
She's admired magical girls since she was a little girl.
**[10:50] ---**
My Byakuya...
**[10:52] ---**
Her life depends on it.
**[10:54] ---**
Hibana can defeat the enemy empty-handed!
**[10:56] ---**
Byakuya can tame the enemy without force!
**[10:59] ---**
It goes without saying that Hibana is adorable!
***SIGN*** You're spitting
everywhere...
**[11:02] ---**
You dumbass, Byakuya is more adorable. Stupid.
***SIGN*** You're the
dumbass...
**[11:04] ---**
*Actually... There's nothing to learn here.*
***SIGN*** Can it,
macho-bird.
**[11:08] ---**
I'll come out and say it...
**[11:10] ---**
Mimori Byakuya's facial muscles are non-existent!
**[11:14] ---**
All her nourishment is going to those titties of hers!
**[11:17] ---**
My facial muscles...are non-existent?
**[11:19] ---**
Well, you aren't exactly the most expressive...
**[11:23] ---**
I personally don't smile at everyone,
so I don't think I'd trust someone with a huge reaction.
**[11:29] ---**
There ya go, a third-party comment!
**[11:31] ---**
You're on their side?!
**[11:33] ---**
I'm the enemy.
***SIGN*** You're all
in cahoots!
**[11:36] ---**
You ain't got a lick of taste if you
think that birdo look of yours is any good.
**[11:40] ---**
What?!
**[11:42] ---**
What's so strange about having a body that looks sculpted?!
**[11:45] ---**
You're off-balance, baldie.
**[11:50] ---**
By the way...
**[11:52] ---**
She spoke...
**[11:54] ---**
She spoke.
**[11:55] ---**
*She spoke.*
**[11:57] ---**
Weren't you supposed to be ranking us girls?
**[12:15] ---**
We're sorry...!
***SIGN*** Episode 8
Before Christmas
***SIGN***
# E8 - Before Christmas
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQ59EV/before-christmas)
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**[00:07] ---**
Hey, Byakuya!
**[00:09] ---**
I've found a great job for you.
**[00:12] ---**
Welcome back.
**[00:13] ---**
It's an easy one, all you gotta do is carry *shabu-shabu.*
**[00:17] ---**
The catch is you can't wear underwear!
**[00:21] ---**
Uhm, why can't I wear underwear?
**[00:25] ---**
Is that because of the *shabu-shabu*?
**[00:28] ---**
Of course it is! It's a huge reason!
**[00:33] ---**
Imagine if you were the one wearing undies if nobody else was.
**[00:37] ---**
That'd just be perverted.
**[00:39] ---**
You've been gettin' all embarrassed wearin' undies anyway~
**[00:45] ---**
N-No thank you!
**[00:46] ---**
Don't go actin' all innocent...
**[00:49] ---**
I'm sure you let him rub up on you a few times.
**[00:52] ---**
Rub?
**[00:54] ---**
Speaking of rub, I made these...
**[00:57] ---**
They're the kind of pickles you make with a rub.
**[01:00] ---**
Are these okay for dinner?
**[01:02] ---**
You're pretty amazing, smoothly changin'
the topic from rubbing to pickled foods.
**[01:09] ---**
Is that the only side dish?
**[01:11] ---**
Money's tight this month...
**[01:13] ---**
Your social outings were expensive...
***SIGN*** Week of 12/3
***SIGN*** Food
***SIGN*** (Drinks at home)
**[01:16] ---**
I had to though.
***SIGN*** Total
***SIGN*** Entertainment
***SIGN*** Luxury Items
**[01:18] ---**
What with the end of the year party and Christmas.
**[01:20] ---**
Tis the season to cozy up with people.
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
Lucky Christmas Shopping District
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
Lottery Drawing
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
10 Pieces
for 1 drawing!
***SIGN*** Episode 8
Before Christmas
**[01:26] ---**
Christmas...
**[02:29] ---**
*A seasonal cosmetic gift set...*
**[02:33] ---**
*That'd be a good one, but she doesn't
wear makeup so that won't work.*
**[02:37] ---**
*Jewelry might send the wrong message...*
**[02:39] ---**
Whatcha lookin' at?
**[02:40] ---**
My, oh my, a present for your girl?
**[02:43] ---**
It *is* a Christmas present!
**[02:45] ---**
Would you like us to give you some advice?
**[02:47] ---**
I'm good. Thanks.
**[02:49] ---**
That's cold of you...
**[02:51] ---**
Women know what other women want.
**[02:53] ---**
Alcyone's just a femboy tho~
**[02:56] ---**
And Spica's just a legal loli tho~
**[02:58] ---**
I may look like a kid but
I'm a full-grown woman on the inside!
**[03:01] ---**
Hmm, is that so?
**[03:03] ---**
I know that the inside might be more
like the outside than you think, tho~?
**[03:07] ---**
Ohemgee, you're sooo rude!
**[03:09] ---**
*"The inside..." "More than you think...?"*
**[03:12] ---**
*Does that mean...*
**[03:14] ---**
*Only Alcyone knows why Spica is like that because...*
**[03:17] ---**
*Oh, the immorality!*
**[03:21] ---**
*Bad girl!*
**[03:22] ---**
*Don't get all aroused over your fantasies
of your colleague's foolishness!*
**[03:26] ---**
Oh, it's Bella.
**[03:31] ---**
Yes, what is it?
**[03:32] ---**
Mira's trying to pick out a present for his girlfriend.
**[03:35] ---**
We're trying to give him some ideas.
**[03:38] ---**
*Mira's girlfriend?*
**[03:40] ---**
*Girlfriend...*
**[03:42] ---**
*Girlfriend...?!*
**[03:46] ---**
You have a girlfriend, Mira?
**[03:48] ---**
Don't get the wrong idea.
**[03:50] ---**
I'm just trying to find a gift for a lady friend of mine.
**[03:53] ---**
Is that all? How lame!
**[03:57] ---**
I'm not surprised. We all know
Mira's in love with his work.
**[04:00] ---**
*For a lady friend?*
**[04:02] ---**
*Could it possibly be...me?*
**[04:04] ---**
You know that certain presents
have meanings behind them, right?
**[04:08] ---**
Yeah, like giving lipstick means "I want to kiss you."
**[04:12] ---**
*K-Kiss? M-Mira wants to kiss me?!*
**[04:15] ---**
A necklace can mean "I want to tie you down."
**[04:19] ---**
*Tie as in confine?! Like M-Mira will tie me up?!*
**[04:22] ---**
And clothes mean...
**[04:24] ---**
You wanna strip them off~
**[04:28] ---**
*S-St-Strip them off?!*
**[04:33] ---**
What's all this, Mira? There are so many.
**[04:36] ---**
Each present has a different meaning.
**[04:39] ---**
But when you put them all together...
**[04:43] ---**
...It comes to mean "I want all of you".
**[04:48] ---**
Mira, wait...that's...
**[04:52] ---**
*Noo!!*
**[04:54] ---**
*You fiend! You four-eyed fiend!*
**[04:57] ---**
It's indecent! It's so indecent!
**[04:59] ---**
What happened with Bella?
**[05:01] ---**
She gets like that sometimes.
**[05:03] ---**
So, when are you giving it to her?
**[05:06] ---**
Have you made plans with her yet?
**[05:09] ---**
No, not yet.
**[05:10] ---**
What, why not?
**[05:11] ---**
It's almost Christmas!
**[05:13] ---**
Right?!
***SIGN*** **
**[05:18] [SONG] ---**
Lucky Christmas Shopping District
**[05:18] [SONG] ---**
The Big Christmas
Lottery Event
**[05:18] ---**
I want meat...
**[05:20] ---**
Are you alright with just a fish sausage?
**[05:23] ---**
I don't mean fish...
**[05:29] ---**
Oh look, there's a prick.
**[05:31] ---**
How dare you! Why are you here?
**[05:33] ---**
What's so weird about us walkin'
around our neighborhood, baldie?
**[05:36] ---**
Byakuya-chan! My dear friend!
**[05:40] ---**
I missed you!
**[05:41] ---**
F*ck!
**[05:43] ---**
Hibana wanted to make a dessert for Mimori
Byakuya for Christmas so we came to buy ingredients.
**[05:49] ---**
For Christmas?
**[05:50] ---**
F*ck!
**[05:51] ---**
Can that rude little chick even make a proper cake?
**[05:56] ---**
Don't be rude! What are you even here for anyway?
**[06:00] ---**
We're on different levels, ya baldie.
**[06:04] ---**
We didn't come to shop.
**[06:06] ---**
We came for freebies! We're here for
okra and bread crusts!
**[06:10] ---**
Why do you have to sound so pompous
when what you're doing is so shabby!
**[06:14] ---**
Thank you, Hibana-chan.
**[06:17] ---**
If you're okay with a sweetened
bread crust, I'll make you some.
**[06:22] ---**
F*ck!
**[06:24] ---**
Hibana, if you eat those free leftover bread crusts...
**[06:27] ---**
you might end up with an upset stomach.
**[06:30] ---**
What?! They're not leftovers...
**[06:33] ---**
The baker is friendly with Byakuya
and they give her the unsold stuff.
**[06:38] ---**
That's what it means to be sympathetic,
ya balding bastard.
**[06:42] ---**
Sympathy?
**[06:44] ---**
I don't believe making sweetened bread
crust is worth Hibana's time, money, or effort.
**[06:51] ---**
You're such a dumbass!
**[06:53] ---**
You wouldn't know gourmet foods
if it slapped you on the tongue.
**[06:56] ---**
Byakuya's food tastes like love, bozo.
**[07:01] ---**
You think her taste was influenced by
the environment she was raised in?
**[07:05] ---**
By that standard, Hibana was raised as
an example of sophistication.
**[07:10] ---**
Tea ceremony, flower arrangement, playing instruments...
**[07:12] ---**
And her specialty is apple pie!
**[07:14] ---**
Byakuya's lived alone since she left that facility.
**[07:18] ---**
She only makes simple dishes...
**[07:21] ---**
But you see her true charm when she's eating.
**[07:27] ---**
Lick Lick, it's melting...
**[07:30] ---**
Such vile behavior, knock it off!!
**[07:33] ---**
You thought about it, didn't ya, pervy birdy~
**[07:37] ---**
How dare you...!
**[07:38] ---**
Food is...
**[07:40] ---**
She spoke.
**[07:41] ---**
She spoke...
**[07:42] ---**
The most important ingredient for a meal comes...
**[07:46] ---**
...From the heart!
**[07:48] ---**
From the heart?
**[07:50] ---**
There's a sense of trust that goes into making
and eating something for the first time.
**[07:57] ---**
Everyone's experience of eating the same thing is different!
**[08:01] ---**
You shouldn't be trying to test which is better!
**[08:04] ---**
Cause that'd be just f*cked up!
**[08:10] ---**
Hibana...where did I go wrong?
**[08:17] ---**
F*ck, f*ck.
**[08:21] ---**
From the heart...
**[08:24] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant!
**[08:27] ---**
I'm sorry to keep, ah--!
**[08:33] ---**
Are you alright?
**[08:36] ---**
Yes...
**[08:37] ---**
The end-of-year balloon sale was nonstop...
**[08:41] ---**
Did you come here on your break?
**[08:43] ---**
I wanted to see you, even if it was only for a little while.
**[08:48] ---**
You're too cute! Too stinkin' cute!!!
**[08:51] ---**
Do you like bunnies?
**[08:54] ---**
There's not much time, so I'll cut to the chase.
**[08:57] ---**
I wanted to ask, what are you
doing on the 24th and 25th?
**[09:01] ---**
On Christmas?
**[09:04] ---**
Oh yeah, that's Christmas, isn't it?
**[09:06] ---**
Work.
**[09:07] ---**
The pay on Christmas is good.
**[09:10] ---**
I see...
**[09:16] ---**
We could have cake...
**[09:18] ---**
If I work hard, I'll have the evening off, and then...
**[09:23] ---**
...Would you be free?
**[09:33] ---**
Well, I am a busy man.
**[09:35] ---**
But seeing as how an old enemy
is calling for me, I suppose it'll be alright.
**[09:39] ---**
Is there something else?
**[09:41] ---**
Uhm...
**[09:43] ---**
Can I say something selfish?
**[09:48] ---**
Go on. I won't think it's selfish though.
**[09:54] ---**
Then, would you eat dinner with me?
**[09:59] ---**
That's fine by me.
**[10:01] ---**
To be honest, you don't have to ask so intently.
**[10:04] ---**
We've had dinner plenty of times together already.
**[10:07] ---**
I guess so...
**[10:10] ---**
It's Christmas, though...
**[10:13] ---**
Usually, I don't even think about it.
**[10:17] ---**
But this year...
**[10:21] ---**
I found myself wanting to spend my time with you.
**[10:31] ---**
*What exactly are you planning?!*
**[10:33] ---**
*You want to spend Christmas night together? Which means...!*
**[10:38] ---**
*No! You're supposed to be my enemy!*
**[10:41] ---**
*Then just what is this?!*
**[10:43] ---**
*My brain can't comprehend this at all!!*
**[10:45] ---**
Maybe it's too troublesome...
**[10:49] ---**
No, not at all.
**[10:53] ---**
Is there something you'd like to eat?
**[10:55] ---**
I'll make it happen, whatever it is.
**[10:58] ---**
Uhm, you can come to my place!
**[11:01] ---**
We can eat dinner and spend time together.
**[11:08] ---**
Okay. If that's what you want, that's what we'll do.
**[11:11] ---**
Yes, I can't wait.
**[11:16] ---**
How are you so cute!?
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** Episode 9
On Christmas Night
# E9 - On Christmas Night
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**[00:00] ---**
Merry Christmas.
**[00:02] ---**
Thank you!
**[00:04] ---**
-Now, sweetie… don't run!
You’ll damage the cake!
**[00:04] ---**
-Cake! Cake! Cake!
**[00:07] ---**
-Thank you.
**[00:15] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant.
**[00:16] ---**
You’ll catch a cold dressed like that.
**[00:20] ---**
No, don’t mind me.
**[00:24] ---**
Thank you.
**[00:26] ---**
Sorry, I think I’m going to be a little longer…
**[00:29] ---**
Do you have to sell all the cakes?
**[00:32] ---**
Whatever is left over will have to be bought out...
**[00:35] ---**
Then, do you mind if I buy all of them?
**[00:37] ---**
Huh? All of them…?
**[00:40] ---**
Every single one!
***SIGN*** Lucky Christmas Shopping District
***SIGN*** The Big Christmas
Lottery Event
**[01:43] ---**
Thank you very much for buying so many...
**[01:46] ---**
It was nothing. The evil organization
will dispose of it in no time.
**[01:51] ---**
Cake!!
**[01:54] ---**
Can I make a stop nearby?
**[01:56] ---**
Sure.
**[02:01] ---**
*We’re going shopping together…*
**[02:03] ---**
*It’s like we’re…*
**[02:04] ---**
One of these, please.
**[02:06] ---**
Here you go.
***SIGN*** Lucky Christmas Shopping District
Lottery book
**[02:09] ---**
What’s that paper?
**[02:12] ---**
Ten of these vouchers will get me
a chance at the lottery.
**[02:16] ---**
[First Prize: Rice, 10 kg]
**[02:18] ---**
Rice...
**[02:19] ---**
Understood. I’ll get you a year’s
worth of rice right now.
**[02:23] ---**
Don’t…
**[02:24] ---**
Don’t?!
**[02:25] ---**
You always treat me so well.
**[02:28] ---**
I want to get this on my own.
**[02:31] ---**
Ten kilos... of rice!!
**[02:37] ---**
You get tissues for participating!
**[02:41] ---**
How many vouchers do I have to buy to get first prize?
**[02:46] ---**
You can purchase items in exchange
for vouchers in the shopping district…
**[02:50] ---**
You're alright with just that?
**[02:52] ---**
Yes.
**[02:54] ---**
I can bring them with me anywhere.
**[03:01] ---**
I see…
**[03:05] ---**
I’m going to start prepping then.
**[03:08] ---**
Feel free to sit where you like.
**[03:11] ---**
*An apron…*
**[03:13] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant?
**[03:14] ---**
Oh, uhm, let me lend a hand.
**[03:18] ---**
Not that I have experience, but I’m interested in cooking…
**[03:20] ---**
Thank you.
**[03:22] ---**
Then, could you wash and peel this for me?
**[03:26] ---**
Sure.
**[03:29] ---**
What are you planning to make?
**[03:31] ---**
Glazed carrots.
**[03:32] ---**
You said you didn't mind eating sweet foods.
**[03:37] ---**
I was going to make that with the
hamburger steak I prepped last night.
**[03:42] ---**
It's shaped...
**[03:51] ---**
*She made it a heart for me?!*
**[03:53] ---**
*If it’s a heart then…?! No!!*
**[03:56] ---**
*Girls send hearts in texts all the time,
hearts mean absolutely nothing!*
**[04:00] ---**
*It’s just a silly symbol… or is it…!?*
**[04:03] ---**
*I've got no clue…!!*
***SIGN*** There'll be
nothing left
of the carrot...
**[04:05] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant, if you keep doing that...
**[04:09] ---**
Half the steak is made of tofu,
but I did put meat in there.
**[04:13] ---**
Because I wanted to… elevate my cooking a bit today.
**[04:16] ---**
*I’ll send her Yonezawa beef again.*
**[04:19] ---**
It’s surprising, seeing you smiling.
**[04:23] ---**
I was just thinking that it's strange...
**[04:25] ---**
Going shopping for dinner ingredients,
seeing you carry a shopping bag…
**[04:31] ---**
And now we’re standing in a kitchen together.
**[04:35] ---**
I agree… It is quite strange.
**[04:43] ---**
*We’re supposed to be enemies.*
**[04:46] ---**
*And yet we’re spending time together in such peace…*
**[04:52] ---**
*It really…truly is like we’re…!*
**[04:58] ---**
*Newlyweds!!!*
***SIGN*** Newlyweds
**[05:03] ---**
Thank you for waiting.
**[05:08] ---**
*Is it a star…? Or is it a heart…?*
**[05:12] ---**
*Heart…? Or star…?*
**[05:17] ---**
*It’s a heart…!*
**[05:19] ---**
*It might mean nothing,
but it's possible she had some intent—*
***SIGN*** BADUMP
***SIGN*** BADUMP
**[05:23] ---**
Make sure to eat while it’s hot.
**[05:27] ---**
Thanks for this meal.
**[05:36] ---**
How is it?
**[05:37] ---**
Outta this world...
**[05:39] ---**
That good?
**[05:48] ---**
The carrots we made together are also really good.
**[06:00] ---**
Yeah…
**[06:02] ---**
Thanks for the meal.
**[06:05] ---**
Thank you for helping wash the dishes.
**[06:08] ---**
It’s nothing…
Rather, are you sure this was enough?
**[06:12] ---**
Hm?
**[06:13] ---**
I mean… it’s Christmas…
**[06:16] ---**
Yes. I’m happy just getting to spend time with you.
**[06:21] ---**
Is that…so…
**[06:27] ---**
Isn’t there anything you want?
I’d like to gift you some food.
**[06:31] ---**
Huh?
**[06:32] ---**
You don’t… you don’t have to go that far.
**[06:35] ---**
I want to. I’d feel weird if I didn’t.
**[06:42] ---**
Uhm... Then...
**[06:46] ---**
If you can’t, then tell me...
**[06:50] ---**
Okay, I will.
**[06:52] ---**
Well…I’d…
**[06:55] ---**
I’d like for you to call me “Byakuya.”
**[07:03] ---**
Sorry...
**[07:05] ---**
Tell me again...
**[07:08] ---**
Call me by my name…
**[07:14] ---**
*What is she planning?!*
**[07:16] ---**
*Was her strategy to target my will
to fight and destroy all reasoning?!*
**[07:19] ---**
*But why would she? That would
only put herself in danger!*
**[07:23] ---**
*Even with all my intellect, I can’t read her tactics!*
**[07:27] ---**
*You’re a tough one, Magical Girl!*
**[07:30] ---**
*At least I understand this much:*
**[07:32] ---**
*You’re adorable!!!*
**[07:35] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant?
**[07:38] ---**
Uhm...
**[07:39] ---**
At least for today, we don’t
have to be enemies, right…?
**[07:45] ---**
I…don’t want to be a magical girl today.
**[07:50] ---**
I just want to be Byakuya.
**[07:58] ---**
Yeah, I get it.
**[08:03] ---**
Well, then...
**[08:06] ---**
Miss...Byakuya...
**[08:11] ---**
Yes, Mr. Lieutenant!
**[08:15] ---**
It’s your turn.
**[08:16] ---**
Huh?
**[08:17] ---**
You said you didn’t want to be a magical girl today.
**[08:21] ---**
Which means…I shouldn’t be an evil lieutenant.
**[08:33] ---**
Hm…
**[08:38] ---**
Mr... Mira…
**[08:43] ---**
Miss Byakuya…
**[08:45] ---**
Mr. Mira…
**[08:46] ---**
Miss Byakuya…
**[08:48] ---**
Mr. Mira...
**[08:49] ---**
Miss Byakuya...
**[08:50] ---**
Mr. Mira...
**[08:52] ---**
Miss Byakuya...
**[08:53] ---**
Mr. Mira...
**[08:55] ---**
Miss Byakuya...
**[08:56] ---**
What’s with this secret love affair, ha?!!
**[08:59] ---**
Geez! It's givin' me the creeps!
**[09:01] ---**
Mr. Familiar… When did you get back?
**[09:05] ---**
I just got back. I even said I was back!
***SIGN*** 1\frz11.06\pos(466.666667,103.333333)}Welcome back...*
**[09:08] ---**
I caught you in your own little world with
all your “Mr. Mira” and “Miss Byakuya”!
**[09:14] ---**
It's pathetic!
**[09:17] ---**
Did ya forget you're enemies?
**[09:21] ---**
Byakuya, food!
**[09:23] ---**
O-okay, did you want a hamburger steak?
**[09:23] ---**
*That was close…*
**[09:25] ---**
*True, we did put our relations aside for the moment.*
**[09:26] ---**
Yeah, sure.
**[09:29] ---**
*Even if it is Christmas,
I need to protect my reputation…*
**[09:35] ---**
*It's not a heart!*
**[09:37] ---**
Merry Christmas!!
**[09:39] ---**
F*ck!!
**[09:41] ---**
Byakuya-chan, I baked an apple pie for you!
**[09:45] ---**
F*ck!
**[09:46] ---**
Oh, I'm so glad.
**[09:48] ---**
Merry Crushmas…
**[09:51] ---**
Merry Christmas!
**[09:54] ---**
Did you decide what you’ll ask Santa for, Spica?
**[09:57] ---**
Stop treating me like a child!
**[09:59] ---**
You’re acting so cutesy, I couldn’t help it.
**[10:02] ---**
C-Cutesy?
**[10:04] ---**
Of course, Mira would provide refreshments.
**[10:07] ---**
He’s thoughtful like that.
**[10:10] ---**
Hmph. You call this an evil organization?
**[10:13] ---**
Merry Christmas!
**[10:16] ---**
What is this hat!?
**[10:19] ---**
It’s something humans do on Christmas!
**[10:26] ---**
My Byakuya…
**[10:29] ---**
My Hibana…
**[10:38] ---**
Thank you for today.
**[11:03] ---**
Merry Christmas...
**[11:09] ---**
Miss Byakuya.
**[11:14] ---**
Yes! Merry Christmas, Mr. Mira.
***SIGN*** Episode 9
On Christmas Night
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** Episode 10
A Day with Mr. Familiar
# E10 - A Day with Mr. Familiar
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**[00:00] ---**
*On the days I'm with Mr. Familiar,
I make our breakfast in the morning.*
**[00:12] ---**
*Then I go wake him up.*
**[00:16] ---**
Mr. Familiar, it’s morn--ing!
**[00:19] ---**
Let’s sleep a little more...
**[00:21] ---**
Intimately, I mean.
**[00:23] ---**
*And then I get sexually harassed.*
**[01:27] ---**
Byakuya!
**[01:29] ---**
We need to have a strategy meeting.
**[01:31] ---**
But I have a lot of cleaning to do…
**[01:33] ---**
Cleaning or the world crisis,
which is more important?
**[01:37] ---**
*After breakfast, sometimes, we'll have
a meeting if he feels like it.*
**[01:42] ---**
**
**[01:44] ---**
What're we discussing…?
**[01:45] ---**
We gotta refine your tactics so they’re magical girl-like.
**[01:49] ---**
What in particular needs to be more magical girl-like?
**[01:53] ---**
Don’t talk back, else I'm gonna grab your titties.
**[01:56] ---**
We should come up with a
magical girl-like entrance catchphrase.
**[02:00] ---**
I’m gonna teach ya, so watch.
**[02:03] ---**
*Happy Happy Happiness!*
**[02:07] ---**
*With my un-happy power,
I will happily cast you into hapless oblivion!*
**[02:13] ---**
What?! Super catchy, innit?
**[02:15] ---**
Do I really have to do it?
**[02:18] ---**
Huh?!
**[02:19] ---**
Okay…
**[02:21] ---**
*Happy Happy Happiness!*
**[02:24] ---**
*With my un-happy power,
I will happily cast you into hapless oblivion!*
**[02:34] ---**
That’s what I love about ya!
**[02:36] ---**
Even if ya don’t wanna do it, ya give it your all!
**[02:39] ---**
It’s my job…
**[02:41] ---**
Haa, I lol'd.
**[02:44] ---**
Ya gotta do it for your next entrance.
**[02:46] ---**
Okay. If it’s for my job, then I will…
**[02:49] ---**
Next up, we have this!
**[02:51] [SONG] ---**
°Image is work
in progress.
**[02:51] [SONG] ---**
Glass Happiness
2nd Design
**[02:53] ---**
As a magical girl, we’ll be makin' minor changes to your uniform.
**[02:56] ---**
There’ll be more pieces.
**[02:59] ---**
I don’t see any difference though…?
**[03:01] ---**
Design number 3.
**[03:03] ---**
Are there more pieces?
**[03:05] ---**
Design number 4.
**[03:07] ---**
Isn’t that less…?
**[03:09] ---**
Design number 5.
**[03:11] ---**
Now there are no pieces!
**[03:13] ---**
You idiot! It'll be a game changer!
**[03:16] ---**
Who the hell said there's gotta be
more outfit for an outfit change?!
**[03:21] ---**
You said there would be more pieces, though…
**[03:24] ---**
Fine, then what kinda outfit did ya want?
**[03:27] ---**
Maybe, a little more fabric, if possible…
**[03:30] ---**
Immediately no.
**[03:31] ---**
The only things ya got going for ya are
your face, your tits, and your obedience.
***SIGN*** Don't be
stingy, bring
'em out!
**[03:37] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant…!
**[03:38] ---**
Don’t go running to your enemy for safety!
**[03:41] ---**
You never learn…
**[03:45] ---**
Listen up, I got a word of advice for ya...
**[03:49] ---**
That evil lieutenant…
**[03:53] ---**
He’s a boob guy!
**[03:56] ---**
*By the afternoon...*
**[03:57] ---**
Yeah, that four-eyes is a total perv.
***SIGN*** Peak
Pimp
**[03:59] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant isn’t like that.
**[03:59] ---**
*...The strategy meetings usually veer off at the end.*
**[04:02] ---**
A dummy like you wouldn’t get it.
**[04:06] ---**
We’ll now start our special emergency
meeting. If you would, Mira.
**[04:11] ---**
Yes. Our topic…
**[04:14] ---**
The Evil Organization's 17th Annual End-of-Year Party.
**[04:18] ---**
*Oh no!*
**[04:19] ---**
I didn’t think we were going to do it this year!
**[04:22] ---**
At this rate, it would have been better
if it was left undecided…
**[04:26] ---**
Why fight it...
**[04:27] ---**
Even if we started preparing, we won’t be ready in time.
**[04:30] ---**
No, we’ll finish in time.
**[04:33] ---**
Because…
**[04:34] ---**
The King is looking forward to it!
**[04:37] ---**
That's right... it's only an
“End-of-Year Party” in name only...
**[04:40] ---**
It’s more like an unholy feast,
because it's a party for the King of Evil,
**[04:44] ---**
by the King of Evil, and all for his entertainment.
**[04:48] ---**
We’ll be at the King’s beck and call until he’s satisfied...
**[04:52] ---**
...Acting as his court jesters until every last drop
of our strength and pride is wrung dry…!
**[04:59] ---**
So be it.
**[05:01] ---**
We are the King of Evil’s seven henchmen.
**[05:04] ---**
It’s only acceptable if we make all his wishes come true.
**[05:07] ---**
You talk a big game, but you'll
be in the trenches, too, right?
**[05:10] ---**
I'm the event organizer.
**[05:11] ---**
So I have other work to attend to.
**[05:13] ---**
This man is such a genius!
**[05:16] ---**
Just thinking of such affairs makes my stomach hurt…
**[05:21] ---**
Hang in there, Sadalsuud!
**[05:23] ---**
Should I take you to the medical room?!
**[05:25] ---**
I’ll be alright as long as you keep quiet.
**[05:29] ---**
Understood!!
**[05:30] ---**
So? What’s the plan?
**[05:32] ---**
We don’t have much time so we have to focus on something.
**[05:35] ---**
Not to worry.
**[05:37] ---**
I already have a plan in mind.
**[05:40] ---**
This year…
**[05:42] ---**
We’ll do the same as last year:
“The No Laughing Evil Organization!!!”
**[05:47] ---**
*Sadalsuud… you’re out.*
**[05:51] ---**
*Stop! Don’t come near me!*
**[05:53] ---**
I refuse…!
**[05:54] ---**
I don't want to have that nightmare again!
**[05:57] ---**
Same!
**[05:58] ---**
Don't you think you judged us too harshly?
**[06:01] ---**
I don't think I laughed that much.
**[06:04] ---**
Well, it'd be boring if the odds
weren't evened up a bit, wouldn't it?
**[06:09] ---**
*Some judge you are!*
***SIGN*** kill
**[06:11] ---**
Well, I had a great time!
**[06:13] ---**
That’s cause you were an instigator!
**[06:16] ---**
If that’s what we’re doing then
I’m gonna try and become one.
**[06:19] ---**
Right, Bellatrix?
**[06:21] ---**
Say something if you wanna do it!
**[06:24] ---**
I will… follow whatever Mira commands this year.
**[06:29] ---**
What?!
**[06:29] ---**
Why?!
**[06:30] ---**
I believe that Mira is the one most
capable of completing this task.
**[06:35] ---**
Thank you for your level-headed opinion, Bellatrix.
**[06:40] ---**
Yeah. If we have the same roles every year,
the King will get bored, won't he?
**[06:45] ---**
We should have Mira participate this year! It’ll be fun!
**[06:49] ---**
Fomalhaut.
**[06:50] ---**
Hm?
**[06:53] ---**
Go fetch!
**[06:53] ---**
Woof!
**[06:56] ---**
B-But, Bella, didn't you get a good wallop last year?
**[07:01] ---**
You hated that, didn't you?
**[07:05] ---**
Last year?
**[07:05] ---**
Yes!
**[07:07] ---**
*I remember last year's like it was yesterday...*
**[07:10] ---**
*An obscene, vexing, and arousing time...*
**[07:15] ---**
*I vaguely recall being surrounded by people in black...*
**[07:19] ---**
*My hands and legs bound, my freedom
stripped, and my butt spanked!*
**[07:24] ---**
*And behind it all...*
**[07:27] ---**
*Mira had been the one issuing the orders...!*
**[07:31] ---**
You fiend! You four-eyed fiend! You sadist!
**[07:34] ---**
What spurred this on?
**[07:36] ---**
Anyway! I propose that we all change positions from last year!
**[07:41] ---**
No.
**[07:41] ---**
What?!
**[07:43] ---**
Are you for or against it?
**[07:45] ---**
Maybe it's her guilty pleasure?
**[07:47] ---**
I have to catch a bus soon.
**[07:50] ---**
If that isn't good enough, does anyone have any other ideas?
**[07:52] ---**
I'll give it some thought if someone has something prepared.
**[07:56] ---**
I do.
**[07:57] ---**
*Betelgeuse has an idea...?!*
**[07:59] ---**
Go ahead, Betelgeuse.
**[08:05] ---**
Slippery Sumo.
**[08:10] ---**
Alright, I'm heading out.
**[08:26] ---**
*I work until evening...*
**[08:29] ---**
*While Mr. Familiar relaxes comfortably.*
**[08:33] ---**
*I'll go shopping for dinner ingredients on my way home.*
**[08:36] ---**
*And Mr. Familiar relaxes comfortably.*
**[08:41] ---**
I'm home.
**[08:52] ---**
*Today, I'm doing a big tidy of the house before dinner.*
**[09:08] ---**
You done yet?
**[09:10] ---**
Y-yes.
**[09:11] ---**
Then let's go.
**[09:15] ---**
*We usually have baths in a metal basin at home,
but sometimes we'll go to a bath house.*
**[09:27] ---**
Daddy!
**[09:29] ---**
Thanks for waiting!
**[09:31] ---**
You get all warmed up?
**[09:33] ---**
Yeah!
**[09:33] ---**
Bathing in a big tub is nice, isn't it?
**[09:35] ---**
Yeah! I wanna come back! Tomorrow!
**[09:38] ---**
Tomorrow~?
**[09:40] ---**
It's hot~
**[09:47] ---**
It was pretty crowded in there.
**[09:50] ---**
It's the end of the year, that's why.
**[10:01] ---**
I'll make some soba when we get back.
**[10:04] ---**
Soba with meat?
**[10:05] ---**
Just soba...
**[10:11] ---**
Thank you for the food.
**[10:14] ---**
You know...
**[10:18] ---**
Here ya are livin' with a guy like it's no big deal.
But what do ya think? About me, I mean.
**[10:25] ---**
Well...
**[10:27] ---**
You're a messenger from heaven, usually in your cat form.
**[10:30] ---**
And you aid magical girls.
**[10:32] ---**
I didn't ask for exposition.
**[10:35] ---**
It's a little foreign to me, so I don't really understand, but...
**[10:39] ---**
...This feels like what a family would be like.
**[10:44] ---**
Byakuya...
**[10:46] ---**
It ain't like that.
And the soup's watery.
**[10:49] ---**
I didn't have enough soy sauce.
**[10:52] ---**
*As an angel, Mr. Familiar can survive without eating.*
**[11:06] ---**
It's really good.
**[11:08] ---**
Huh? Food this plain?
**[11:12] ---**
Happy New Year.
**[11:15] ---**
Ah, yeah.
***SIGN*** Episode 10
A Day with Mr. Familiar
***SIGN*** Episode 11
53-Year Old Building
***SIGN***
# E11 - 53-Year Old Building
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***SIGN*** Episode 11
53-Year Old Building
**[01:30] ---**
So Mira…
**[01:32] ---**
You’re pretty infatuated with that magical girl, aren’t you?
**[01:36] ---**
Don't be ridiculous…
**[01:37] ---**
Well well!
**[01:39] ---**
I found this personality test…
I wonder how you answered?
**[01:42] ---**
It's like they say, "To err is human."
**[01:45] ---**
Even the smartest ones can slip up sometimes, don’t you think?
**[01:51] ---**
The first four-letter word that came to your
mind was LIFE. The second was LOVE.
**[01:56] ---**
Which could mean…
**[01:57] ---**
In Mira's perfect LIFE, it's just in LOVE that he's slipped up?
**[02:03] ---**
I think so!
**[02:05] ---**
You sure are a lively bunch.
**[02:07] ---**
My, you have perfect timing.
**[02:09] ---**
Hm?
**[02:12] ---**
You're riding in a spaceship. After some
trouble, you crash land on a planet.
**[02:20] ---**
What would you say?
**[02:22] ---**
I would think "I thought that was the end for me”,
having barely escaped death…
**[02:29] ---**
What do you think, Mira?
**[02:31] ---**
You want me to answer?
**[02:32] ---**
Well yeah!
**[02:34] ---**
I would have to think rationally about what to do.
**[02:37] ---**
Maybe, “Where do we go from here”…?
**[02:40] ---**
That's a good one! What about you, Alcyone?
**[02:43] ---**
Well… if I were in that situation,
I’d want to be with Spica.
**[02:46] ---**
What?!
**[02:48] ---**
So? What’s the answer, then?
**[02:50] ---**
I-I-I-I don't have an answer!
You didn't even give a real answer!
**[02:54] ---**
Just kidding!
**[02:57] ---**
Actually, I already know.
**[02:58] ---**
I just wanted to see your reaction after~
**[03:02] ---**
After…
**[03:04] ---**
*Which would mean…*
**[03:06] ---**
*Is that... the end for me...!?*
**[03:09] ---**
So...where do we go from here?
**[03:12] ---**
*From here...will it be so intense I'll die?!*
***SIGN*** Go easy
on me...
***SIGN*** The night
is young...
**[03:16] ---**
No!! That’s so obscene!!
**[03:18] ---**
You four-eyed stud!
**[03:19] ---**
What on earth is happening?
**[03:24] ---**
*What a ridiculous conversation…*
**[03:27] ---**
Emergency landing a spaceship?
**[03:29] ---**
Speaking plainly, I don't care to leave my research lab.
**[03:33] ---**
So that situation would never apply to me.
**[03:35] ---**
Don't you feel a sense adventure
in going to space, Sadalsuud?
**[03:39] ---**
Huh?!
**[03:40] ---**
If it were me…
**[03:41] ---**
I'd say "A lot happened but it was a great experience,"
**[03:44] ---**
"And I will remember this day for the rest of my life!"
**[03:47] ---**
He really thinks he's cool…
**[03:50] ---**
*Thanks to all that, I’m late…*
**[03:55] ---**
*She’s not here yet…*
**[04:09] ---**
Let’s play on the slide!
**[04:10] ---**
Okay!
**[04:14] ---**
Bye!
**[04:16] ---**
Bye!
**[04:28] ---**
*She never came today.*
**[04:34] ---**
*It’s not like we planned to meet every day, but…*
**[04:39] ---**
*Perhaps she was working on a strategy behind closed doors.*
**[04:42] ---**
*If so, then I have an obligation to investigate it.*
**[04:48] ---**
What are you doing out here?
**[04:52] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant…
**[04:57] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant!!
**[05:01] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant! Mr. Lieutenant!!
**[05:04] ---**
*What is this, a new strategy?*
**[05:07] ---**
*So cute.*
**[05:08] ---**
*My brain can’t keep up with this.*
**[05:10] ---**
*She’s so cute.*
**[05:11] ---**
*The only thing I can even comprehend is that...*
**[05:13] ---**
*She’s so cute!*
**[05:14] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant.
**[05:16] ---**
I missed you. I’m so glad you’re here.
**[05:20] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant!!
***SIGN*** The magical girl is burying her face in me
**[05:22] ---**
*No, my brain and reasoning have taken a critical hit!*
***SIGN*** Critical hit! The Evil Lieutentant's brain
and reasoning have taken damage
***SIGN*** Evil Lieutenant
***SIGN*** Count prime
numbers
***SIGN*** Take a
deep breath
**[05:26] ---**
*Just take a deep breath for now…!*
***SIGN*** The Evil Lieutenant took a deep breath
**[05:32] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant…
**[05:35] ---**
You’re shaking. Did something happen?
**[05:37] ---**
Was it the cat again?
**[05:40] ---**
Mr. Familiar isn’t here right now…
**[05:43] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant… please…
**[05:49] ---**
Don’t leave me tonight…
**[05:54] ---**
Please… I want to be with you…
**[06:02] ---**
You do realize what you’re asking, right?
**[06:05] ---**
Yes, Mr. Lieutenant...
**[06:09] ---**
So, are you ready to throw everything away?
**[06:15] ---**
*You’d give up your mission and
the world you grew up in… to be with me…?*
**[06:23] ---**
Yes…
**[06:25] ---**
Affordable housing is rare, but it's
not worth it when I'm scared of ghosts!
**[06:31] ---**
Huh?
**[06:33] ---**
A haunted apartment?
**[06:38] ---**
Well, when you look around...
It does give off that vibe…
**[06:43] ---**
Think it will come out?
**[06:45] ---**
Yes…
**[06:46] ---**
I tried to ignore it cause it hasn’t
caused me any direct harm, but…
**[06:51] ---**
That’s impressive…
**[06:53] ---**
Lately, all throughout the night,
it’s like it wants me to give it something…
***SIGN*** Give it back...
Give it back...
***SIGN*** I don't have
anything though...
**[06:58] ---**
Because of that, I haven’t been able to sleep well…
**[07:02] ---**
Why not move?
**[07:03] ---**
Rent is only 9,000 yen, so I’ve been putting up with it.
**[07:08] ---**
That rent is all the more scary…
**[07:11] ---**
*I can’t let her stay here.*
**[07:14] ---**
*She should be living somewhere
cheap, but well-lit and warm.*
**[07:19] ---**
Welcome back, Mr. Mira.
**[07:21] ---**
Would you like a bath? Or dinner?
**[07:25] ---**
Or would you like…
**[07:26] ---**
Me?
**[07:29] ---**
No, stop… I would be only too happy about that...
**[07:35] ---**
At present, you’re stuck but there’s a lack of danger.
**[07:39] ---**
I’m surprised you live here like you do.
**[07:42] ---**
I never believed in ghosts before.
But then...
**[07:48] ---**
*Well, what about me, you, and that lieutenant?*
**[07:51] ---**
*We’re all supernatural beings, too, right?*
**[07:55] ---**
I realized that once I couldn’t deny
that about you, things got more scary.
**[08:03] ---**
What's scary is how cute you are!
**[08:06] ---**
More scary than Inagawa ***ji’s summer stories!
**[08:09] ---**
Is the cat coming back tonight?
**[08:12] ---**
He said he wouldn’t be back for a while…
**[08:15] ---**
*So tonight it’ll just be the two of us… Ah…*
**[08:20] ---**
*This doesn't mean anything.*
**[08:22] ---**
*We’re enemies, so there's no room for error here....*
**[08:26] ---**
*...And the magical girl is showing her weakness!*
**[08:31] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant!!
**[08:33] ---**
M-Mr. Lieutenant…
**[08:35] ---**
I hear something rattling…
***SIGN*** soft~
**[08:37] ---**
*I hear it too. But it might be the sound of my pride or
whatever you call it getting rattled instead…*
**[08:43] ---**
There’s nothing to be done. Let’s just go to sleep.
**[08:46] ---**
Let’s regroup in the morning when things are calm.
***SIGN*** Got to
get a
hold of
myself
**[08:50] ---**
Okay...
**[08:52] ---**
I’m turning the lights off.
**[09:17] ---**
*How can I sleep like this...*
**[09:21] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant.
**[09:23] ---**
Thank you so much…
**[09:27] ---**
For listening to my selfish request…
**[09:30] ---**
And that time before...
**[09:33] ---**
...When you said all of those things.
**[09:37] ---**
Haven’t…you spoiled me enough…?
**[09:44] ---**
What are you saying?
**[09:46] ---**
Conversely, you should've told me
before you sat outside scared…
**[09:51] ---**
No matter what happens to you, I will…
**[10:03] ---**
*What did I want to say…?*
**[10:08] ---**
No…
**[10:14] ---**
It’s more like, “I will be the one to defeat you.”
**[10:19] ---**
That’s what I mean…
**[10:26] ---**
*Mr. Familiar was able to purge
the apartment with his sacred powers.*
**[10:32] ---**
If you could do that, why didn't you do it sooner?
**[10:34] ---**
Because I wanted us to move to
a place with a real bathtub…
**[10:38] ---**
My 9,000 yen rent, yay!
**[11:49] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant…
**[11:54] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant…
**[11:57] ---**
She’s just…talking in her sleep…
**[12:00] ---**
*Wait, sleep talking?!*
**[12:01] ---**
*Does that mean she dreams of me?!*
**[12:05] ---**
‘Shank you, Mr. Lieutenann…
**[12:09] ---**
No, thank you!
**[12:11] ---**
She can see me in her dreams!!
Ahhh! Just how freakin' lonely am I!
**[12:17] ---**
I love you…
***SIGN*** Final Episode
***SIGN***
# E12 - Side B / Side M
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3EJ0N/side-b--side-m)
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**[00:07] ---**
*Being a magical girl...*
**[00:11] ---**
*and saving the world is something…
of a dream job.*
**[00:18] ---**
*And I just happen to be a magical girl.*
**[00:18] ---**
*Happy Happy Happiness!*
**[00:21] ---**
*With my happy power, I'll happily send you to heaven!*
**[00:23] ---**
Draft beer, please!
**[00:24] ---**
Yes, coming right up!
**[00:26] ---**
*I’m called Glass Happiness,
a magical girl with the power of misfortune.*
**[00:31] ---**
Here you are…!
**[00:33] ---**
You’re really cute. Why not come work for me?
**[00:36] ---**
Uhm, sure?
**[00:38] ---**
*No~!*
**[00:40] ---**
*Whenever I meet Mr. Lieutenant at the park,
he’s always the first to see me.*
**[00:47] ---**
*Today, however…I don’t think he’s
noticed me this close to him.*
**[00:48] ---**
--Alright! Here we go!
**[00:52] ---**
*It’s unusual…*
**[00:54] ---**
*I wonder what kind of face he’ll make when I surprise him.*
**[00:59] ---**
*I wanna see it…*
***SIGN*** Excited...
**[01:00] ---**
*I’ll sneak up and cover his eyes…*
**[01:03] ---**
Guess who…! Ah…
***SIGN*** Not tall
enough
**[01:09] ---**
…It’s you.
**[01:10] ---**
Yeah… it’s me…
***SIGN*** Dejected
**[01:13] ---**
*I wasn’t able to see his face in surprise.*
**[01:18] ---**
I forgot! There was actually a
catchphrase I was supposed to say…
**[01:23] ---**
A catchphrase?
**[01:25] ---**
You have to say it.
**[01:27] ---**
Okay...
**[01:28] ---**
Time got away from us today so I’ll do it tomorrow.
**[01:32] ---**
No.
**[01:34] ---**
You should do it right now.
**[01:35] ---**
Huh...?
**[01:37] ---**
*It’s embarrassing but it’s part of the job.*
**[01:41] ---**
Uhm, here goes…
**[01:44] ---**
Go ahead.
**[01:45] ---**
*Happy Happy Happiness!*
**[01:48] ---**
*With my un-happy power,
I will happily cast you into hapless oblivion!*
**[01:59] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant?
**[02:03] ---**
Saying something so silly with a straight face!
You sure take your work seriously, huh?
**[02:07] ---**
I bet that cat came up with that one...
**[02:12] ---**
You know, you really should tell him off more.
**[02:19] ---**
*I didn’t know seeing Mr. Lieutenant’s smile
could make me feel so happy…*
**[02:24] ---**
*That was embarrassing for me,
but seeing his smile was worth it.*
**[02:28] ---**
*I’ll try harder next time!*
**[02:31] ---**
That was fun. Now…
**[02:34] ---**
Do it again.
**[02:37] ---**
*I did it three more times.*
**[02:40] ---**
No more please…
**[02:42] ---**
It’s for research.
**[02:44] ---**
You’re such a meanie sometimes…
**[02:47] ---**
You only noticed now? I’m the ruthless
Evil Lieutenant, remember?
**[02:52] ---**
That can’t be.
**[02:53] ---**
You’re really so kind even when you tease me a bunch…
**[03:02] ---**
By the way, can you use magic as a magical girl?
**[03:07] ---**
Yes, just a little bit…
**[03:09] ---**
Today, I'll teach you how to turn
misfortune into happiness...
**[03:14] ---**
through “Happiness Conversion."
**[03:17] ---**
Okay. That sounds like wonderful magic.
**[03:20] ---**
But first, you need to experience
some misfortune yourself. Mmbyee~!
**[03:24] ---**
Huh?
**[03:26] ---**
Oh my… You're a cutie.
**[03:32] ---**
I gave it my all…
**[03:33] ---**
Is that so?
***SIGN*** Training?
**[03:34] ---**
*After that, I gave Mr. Lieutenant
a little demonstration of my magic.*
**[03:40] ---**
Okay, so, I need you to do something
that makes me unhappy.
**[03:44] ---**
How so?
**[03:46] ---**
Well…
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** [Doesn't
hurt]
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** [Stopped
halfway]
**[03:53] ---**
…Let’s stop.
**[03:56] ---**
*Mr. Lieutenant really is...*
**[04:00] ---**
*...A kind person…*
**[04:11] ---**
*The Evil Lieutenant.*
**[04:14] ---**
*He's considered the brains of the Evil Organization, and known far and wide for his cold-heartedness.*
**[04:22] ---**
*However, not many know his true nature.*
**[04:27] ---**
You can choose whichever character you want.
**[04:30] ---**
The sheep…
**[04:32] ---**
Alright then.
**[04:33] ---**
*It looks a little like her.*
**[04:36] ---**
*I’m always the one calling
out to her when we meet in the park.*
**[04:41] ---**
*As such, this time I'll try
pretending not to notice her.*
**[04:42] ---**
--Alright! Here we go!
**[04:46] ---**
*But this by no means implies that I'm
desperate for her to notice me more or anything!*
**[04:52] ---**
*I sense her getting closer.*
**[04:55] ---**
*Is she trying to slowly get close to me so she can
surprise me? Is she going to cover my eyes?*
**[04:59] ---**
*I sense her reaching up…
She’s gonna cover my eyes…!*
**[05:02] ---**
Guess who…? Ah…
***SIGN*** Not tall
enough
**[05:05] ---**
*She can’t reach…!?*
**[05:07] ---**
*The award for being cutest and cleverest should go to her!*
**[05:10] ---**
…It’s you.
**[05:13] ---**
I forgot! There was actually a
catchphrase I was supposed to say…
**[05:19] ---**
A catchphrase?
**[05:20] ---**
It’s necessary for a magical girl’s entrance, apparently.
**[05:23] ---**
*I'm not certain it’s a necessity, but it could
be a highlight of what she can do…*
**[05:26] ---**
Time got away from us today so I’ll do it tomorrow.
**[05:29] ---**
*A highlight…*
**[05:30] ---**
No, you should do it right now.
**[05:32] ---**
Huh?
**[05:33] ---**
Come now, Magical Girl!
I’m your enemy, and I stand in your way!
**[05:38] ---**
*I need to see it! Plain and simple!*
**[05:41] ---**
Uhm, here goes…
**[05:43] ---**
Go ahead.
**[05:45] ---**
*Happy Happy Happiness!*
**[05:48] ---**
*With my un-happy power,
I will happily cast you into hapless oblivion!*
**[05:55] ---**
*I’m sorry, that's just the cutest but most pathetic
thing ever! Incredible! I want to make her happy…!*
**[06:00] ---**
Phew, that was fun.
**[06:03] ---**
*I obtained another piece of data on magical girls.*
**[06:07] ---**
*I’m not sure how useful it’ll be, though.*
**[06:10] ---**
*Even so, I can't afford
to overlook even the tiniest detail.*
**[06:13] ---**
*As such...*
**[06:15] ---**
Now… Do it again.
**[06:17] ---**
Ha… Happi…
**[06:19] ---**
Hm? What’s wrong? I can't hear you.
**[06:24] ---**
*I had her do it three more times.*
**[06:27] ---**
You’re such a meanie sometimes…
**[06:30] ---**
You only noticed now? I’m the ruthless
Evil Lieutenant, remember?
**[06:34] ---**
That can’t be.
**[06:36] ---**
You’re really so kind even when you tease me a bunch…
**[06:41] ---**
*I want to make her do more embarrassing thingsssss…!*
**[06:46] ---**
This is just part of my research,
but what kind of magic can you do?
**[06:51] ---**
Well... There's “Happiness Happiness”.
**[06:55] ---**
If I use that, nothing but good things will happen.
**[06:58] ---**
Wouldn't that make you invincible?
**[07:00] ---**
But it only lasts nine seconds.
**[07:02] ---**
Oh...
**[07:04] ---**
And I can use “Happiness Conversion,"
where I can turn misfortune into happiness…
**[07:09] ---**
Oh…
**[07:11] ---**
Happiness Conversion!
**[07:16] ---**
Okay, so, I need you to make me unhappy.
**[07:20] ---**
How so?
**[07:21] ---**
Well…
**[07:23] ---**
You can try hitting me?
**[07:25] ---**
I can’t do that.
**[07:27] ---**
You can’t?
**[07:28] ---**
It would be outside my specialty.
**[07:32] ---**
How about lightly pinching me?
**[07:37] ---**
Don’t mind me…
**[07:41] ---**
*So soft… Her cheeks are like marshmallows.*
**[07:46] ---**
*They're white and puffy…*
**[07:49] ---**
Ah, uhm…
**[07:51] ---**
I don't think that's really working…
**[07:56] ---**
Go…go ahead.
**[07:59] ---**
Excuse me…
**[08:03] ---**
*It’s like her magic is awakening something in me.*
**[08:09] ---**
Let’s stop…
**[08:11] ---**
*Before it’s too late.*
**[08:15] ---**
I’m sorry I couldn’t show you any magic…
**[08:18] ---**
How careless of you, apologizing for not
showing your enemy your skills.
**[08:24] ---**
It’s hard for me to show you my magic…
**[08:30] ---**
I like being touched by your big hands…
so it’s hard for me to be unhappy.
**[08:37] ---**
*What you’re saying is so good and so bad!*
**[08:39] ---**
*There’s no room for misunderstandings here!*
**[08:41] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant? What’s wrong?
**[08:46] ---**
*I wish I could've done it for him...*
**[08:55] ---**
I’ll see you tomorrow, Mr. Lieutenant.
**[09:00] ---**
Mhm.
**[09:04] ---**
*Sweet treats. Mr. Lieutenant’s smile.
Mr. Lieutenant’s hands.*
**[09:10] ---**
*Seriously...*
**[09:13] ---**
*You’ve had me losing my mind ever since we met.*
**[09:19] ---**
*Even though I'm a cold-hearted evil lieutenant.*
**[09:23] ---**
*Even though I'm the magical girl of misfortune.*
**[09:27] ---**
*We'll say “See you tomorrow” again today as we part.*
**[09:31] ---**
*I feel all the happiness in the world
when I’m with Mr. Lieutenant.*
**[09:38] ---**
Good night, Magical Girl…
**[09:49] ---**
Good night, Mr. Lieutenant.
**[09:54] ---**
*The days we have...*
**[09:57] ---**
*I'm helpless against...*
**[09:59] ---**
*The happiness that I feel.*
**[11:05] ---**
I’m heading out.
**[11:24] ---**
Hibana, what’s this dessert?
***SIGN*** To my dear familiar
**[11:28] ---**
Hibanaaaa!
**[11:30] ---**
F*ck!
**[11:35] ---**
Being outspoken and passionate would do more harm than good!
**[11:37] ---**
Is that so?!
**[11:39] ---**
The personality test again?
**[11:41] ---**
He likes them too.
**[11:49] ---**
Me? I'm a continent of passion!
**[11:54] ---**
Has anyone seen Mira?
**[11:55] ---**
Mira is on a mission.
**[12:08] ---**
All set.
**[12:10] ---**
Mr. Lieutenant…!
**[12:22] ---**
Sorry for the wait!
**[12:24] ---**