Season 1

E1 - Won't Kill For Love
E2 - The (taking down of the) magical girl belongs to (no one but) me
E3 - Now Back to the Drawing Board
E4 - A Habit of Chasing What Moves
E5 - We're Enemies
E6 - What Magical Girls Are
E7 - They're Friends...?
E8 - Before Christmas
E9 - On Christmas Night
E10 - A Day with Mr. Familiar
E11 - 53-Year Old Building
E12 - Side B / Side M

E1 - Won't Kill For Love

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[00:07] ---
    Would you like this warmed up?
[00:10] ---
    Uhm...
[00:12] ---
    I need to check your age for this.
[00:14] ---
    Huh?! Such a pain…
[00:16] ---
    Eh?
[00:17] ---
    C'mon, I’m in a hurry here.
[00:23] ---
    What was that?! An earthquake?
[00:33] ---
    Huh? Are they filming some kinda movie?
[00:36] ---
    Wha--
[00:37] ---
    Oh my god!
[00:42] ---
    Time to go to work, Byakuya.
[00:46] ---
    Yes.
[01:54] ---
    This is as far as you go, Mr. Evil Lieutenant.
[02:00] ---
    I will not let you have your way.
[02:19] ---
    It was love at first sight.
[03:30] ---
    It would appear that you failed
     to suppress the magical girl, correct?
[03:35] ---
    What happened, Mira?
[03:36] ---
    Did you get a stomachache?
[03:38] ---
    Indeed, what happened, Mira?
[03:40] ---
    There’s much we don't know about the magical girls.
[03:43] ---
    We're still studying them at this stage, no?
[03:47] ---
    It sure seems like we'll have to do
    a lot of prep work to take them down.
[03:52] ---
    He sure is taking his sweet time, I’m gonna doze off…
[03:55] ---
    Can you really handle this on your own?
[03:58] ---
    There’s no need for concern.
[04:01] ---
    Arrangements for a ground invasion are already in motion.
[04:04] ---
    I guarantee...
[04:07] ---
    Our King of Evil will receive good news.
[04:12] ---
    You stood in our way the other day, Magical Girl.
[04:19] ---
    Because today you're in for...
[04:22] ---
    a present.
[04:25] ---
    Do you like chiffon cake?
[04:27] ---
    I do.
[04:29] ---
    Episode 1
    Won't Kill For Love
[04:38] ---
    Your shoulder’s wet…
[04:39] ---
    I’m fine.
[04:41] ---
    But…
[04:46] ---
    Thank you, Mr. Evil Lieutenant…
[04:50] ---
    It's nothing…
[04:51] ---
    Just a momentary olive branch.
[04:55] ---
    You have a big heart, Mr. Lieutenant.
[04:59] ---
    What the hell’s this feeling?!
[05:01] ---
    It's like my chest's in a vice!
[05:04] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant?
[05:09] ---
    I was born to an elite evil family,
    worked my way up the elite evil ladder...
[05:13] ---
    got an elite evil job, and now I'm the elite
     evil right-hand man to the King of Evil...
[05:18] ---
    all that and now my elite evil life...
[05:20] ---
    …is totally derailed!!
[05:22] ---
    Ever since I met her, something's been very wrong with me!!
[05:25] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant?
[05:26] ---
    What the hell's wrong with me, I'm a Lieutenant of Evil?!
[05:27] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant?
[05:31] ---
    I've destroyed and avenged nations for goodness sake!
[05:33] ---
    Are you unwell?
[05:33] ---
    It's treasonous—
[05:37] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant...
[05:40] ---
    your forehead does feel warm.
[05:45] ---
    It’s not just my head! My whole body’s on fire!
[05:48] ---
    Are you alrig—
[05:49] ---
    Most definitely not!
[05:53] ---
    This chiffon cake is delicious.
[05:56] ---
    The ones from our Evil Empire are nothing special.
[06:00] ---
    In any case, are you sure you're fine
    accepting something from your enemy?
[06:03] ---
    What if I put something in it?
[06:06] ---
    You wouldn’t do that…
[06:08] ---
    Even if you did, I’d have to eat something eventually…
[06:12] ---
    I only drank water for the past week…
[06:16] ---
    Huh? Don't humans die when they don't eat?
[06:19] ---
    Yes, that's true.
[06:23] ---
    I started living alone once I graduated from middle school.
[06:27] ---
    Now I work part-time, lend a hand at a care facility,
     and work as a magical girl.
[06:33] ---
    I forget to eat when I'm busy,
    but I can think of that as saving money.
SIGN    1\frz330\pos(191,259)}Grumble~*
[06:39] ---
    Even if my stomach is empty, my heart is full.
[06:45] ---
    I think I understand,
[06:46] ---
    but it’s not good to neglect yourself.
[06:49] ---
    Yes, I’ll be mindful.
[06:52] ---
    It would hurt our Evil Organization's reputation if we beat you when you're not at your best.
[06:56] ---
    Indeed. You’re very kind.
[06:59] ---
    I’m not kind, it’s a matter of pride!
[07:03] ---
    Alright.
[07:03] ---
    As such!
[07:04] ---
    You should let me send you a year’s worth of rice!
[07:07] ---
    Huh? That’s too kind…
[07:11] ---
    Welcome back, Lieutenant!
[07:14] ---
    You must be tired. I'll bring some tea to your room.
[07:15] ---
    No, thank you.
[07:37] ---
    What am I doing?
[07:40] ---
    Remember your true purpose.
    I am a Lieutenant of Evil.
[07:44] ---
    And as the King of Evil’s right-hand man,
     it’s my job to inform them
[07:48] ---
    of our enemy, the magical girls, and make a report!
SIGN    Thank you for your order!
SIGN    Popular with women
SIGN    Famous no-bake cheese cake
SIGN    3,718 yen free shipping
[07:59] ---
    Magical Girl, today’s the day I’ll knock you out!
[08:04] ---
    With today’s no-bake cheesecake, I mean.
[08:06] ---
    Okay...
SIGN    Plop...
[08:11] ---
    Sorry, yesterday I said I’d take better care of myself…
[08:16] ---
    But I didn’t have time to sleep…
[08:19] ---
    Why would you do that, Magical Girl?
[08:22] ---
    I needed the money…
[08:23] ---
    What a cruel world!
[08:26] ---
    When a land shark took the facility I grew up in…
[08:32] ---
    that's when he showed up and said to me…
[08:37] ---
    You need money, don't cha?
SIGN    Smack
[08:42] ---
    You need money, don't cha?
SIGN    Smack
[08:44] ---
    Don't cha?
SIGN    Smack
[08:45] ---
    You can become a magical girl and save the world
     or you can sell your . Your choice, kid.
[08:50] ---
    Don’t cha wanna buy back that facility?
[08:52] ---
    I-I do!
[08:54] ---
    But afterward,
[08:56] ---
    I found out he was in on the scheme
     with the land shark the whole time.
[09:00] ---
    Those were ya°°za!
[09:02] ---
    Thanks to this tree’s shade, I've made a full recovery.
[09:06] ---
    Thank you, Mr. Evil Lieutenant.
[09:09] ---
    You should give up on being a magical girl.
[09:12] ---
    Huh…?
[09:14] ---
    From what I gather from your story,
    you don't actually want to fight.
[09:24] ---
    I won’t give up.
[09:26] ---
    You…
[09:27] ---
    Nothing changes the fact that someone has to do this job.
[09:31] ---
    And…
[09:35] ---
    I…
[09:37] ---
    I get to see you.
[09:43] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant… are you upset?
[09:45] ---
    Dammit!
[09:46] ---
    You’re cute! Too stinkin’ cute!
[09:48] ---
    What do you want!? You want my black card?
[09:51] ---
    Take it! I give! Buy whatever you want!
[09:55] ---
    Please calm down, Mr. Lieutenant.
[09:59] ---
    You got so worked up because of me...
[10:02] ---
    I’m sorry.
[10:04] ---
    Let’s head home for the day.
[10:07] ---
    But I want you to give it some thought…
[10:09] ---
    About quitting being a magical girl.
[10:12] ---
    If you don’t, the next time we meet,
    we might be forced to kill each other.
[10:21] ---
    By the way, what would you like to eat next time?
[10:23] ---
    Oh, please don’t worry about it...
[10:28] ---
    Am I being toyed with by my enemy, that magical girl?
[10:33] ---
    I cannot let this continue.
[10:35] ---
    I am a Lieutenant of Evil!
[10:37] ---
    Remember…
[10:38] ---
    Remember the days you spent doing horrible atrocities to become the King’s right-hand man…
[10:42] ---
    Rise, servant of Evil…!
[10:46] ---
    Wow, it’s just so good…!
SIGN    Get in line.
    Famous fruit tart
[10:48] ---
    So refreshing, it’s a taste that women love~!
[10:51] ---
    Place your order through a toll-free call!
[10:54] ---
    It’s late at night, but we’re ready for your call~!
[10:55] ---
    Yes, hi. I saw your ad just now on TV…
[10:59] ---**
    Yes… one fruit tart, please.

E2 - The (taking down of the) magical girl belongs to (no one but) me

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SIGN    Magical Girl 01




    Name: Unknown
    Age: Unknown
    Birthdate: Unknown
    Blood Type: Unknown
    Address: Unknown
[00:01] ---
    A lot of information is missing about this magical girl…
[00:06] ---
    I’ll see to it that this is straightened out.
[00:09] ---
    No one can defy or escape from a cunning
[00:12] ---
    and level-headed man such as I.
[00:20] ---
    Lieutenant, sir, I brought tea!
[00:24] ---
    My apologies…
[00:26] ---
    Good work today, sir.
[00:29] ---
    Oh, sure…
[00:30] ---
    Let us assist in subjugating the magical girl.
[00:33] ---
    No need.
[00:34] ---
    Huh?
[00:35] ---
    The task of taking down
     the magical girl is mine, and mine alone.
[00:41] ---
    Let me reiterate:
[00:43] ---
    The magical girl is mine!
[00:46] ---
    Is that all?!
[01:48] ---
    Episode 2:







    The (taking down of the)
    magical girl belongs to (no one but) me
[01:51] ---
    That was too easy. And you didn’t
     even put up a fight…
[01:56] ---
    Um, the payment...
[02:02] ---
    Name your price.
[02:04] ---
    I'll... go ahead and charge it all at once, sir…
SIGN    Limited time only
     Dream Pudding
     Made with Fujiwara-san’s
     Household Dream Eggs

SIGN    Mr. Lieutenant!
SIGN    I’m sorry I’m late.
SIGN    I couldn’t get off work.
SIGN    Looks like she worked at Law°°° today.
SIGN    Cute!
SIGN    How many jobs do you have right now?
SIGN    Let me think...
SIGN    So many!
[02:43] ---
    How can that be…
[02:46] ---
    Oh, but… many of them are one-time gigs.
[02:49] ---
    Isn’t working at the convenience store tough enough?
[02:51] ---
    I guess…
[02:53] ---
    Helping customers is challenging.
[02:55] ---
    Let me see you try it.
[02:57] ---
    Huh?
[02:58] ---
    I feel a bit nervous being formal with you…
[03:02] ---
    But here goes… Ahem.
[03:05] ---
    Would you...like your bento warmed up…?
[03:10] ---
    Warm it for me, please…!
[03:11] ---
    No wait, it’s already warmed!
     To a pleasant temperature!!
[03:16] ---
    Oh, I forgot… I’m still wearing this.
[03:20] ---
    Right.
[03:21] ---
    We’re enemies, so you’d best put on something
     more formidable for your opponent.
[03:26] ---
    Of course.
[04:10] ---
    I’m finished changing.
[04:12] ---
    Hm...
[04:14] ---
    One more time.
[04:16] ---
    Huh?
[04:19] ---
    Thank you for the pudding.
[04:22] ---
    Keep eating sweets and you’ll be sick of them.
[04:24] ---
    How about lunch next time?
[04:26] ---
    Do you like sandwiches on focaccia?
[04:28] ---
    Anything nutritious is fine with me.
[04:32] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant, your sleeve is burnt…
[04:35] ---
    Ah, it must’ve been grazed by some fire.
[04:38] ---
    I’ll see to a new one—
[04:39] ---
    I can mend it.
[04:42] ---
    It’s like... we’re married…
[04:44] ---
    The cup…
[04:45] ---
    We’re mutual enemies.
[04:47] ---
    You have no obligation to do such things.
[04:50] ---
    I can do it quickly though…
[04:52] ---
    I’m very good at repairing holes in clothing.
[04:57] ---
    I'd do anything for her!!
[04:59] ---
    The pot…
[05:01] ---
    Even when I've mended my old clothes,
     they can still be worn as loungewear…
[05:07] ---
    Like my ruined work uniform,
[05:11] ---
    or my uniform from middle school.
[05:14] ---
    Even my gym clothes…
[05:16] ---
    Shall we go shopping?
[05:18] ---
    You work so much.
[05:20] ---
    You should be able to buy some new clothes.
[05:22] ---
    But my familiar…
[05:24] ---
    The cat who turned me into a magical girl…
[05:28] ---
    He looks after all of the money I earn.
[05:32] ---
    He manages my assets and finds job openings for me…
[05:36] ---
    He’s helping me out a lot with this and that.
[05:40] ---
    Oh, and to make jobs easier for me,
    he made me some business cards.
[05:44] ---
    Here.
[05:45] ---
    A magical girl needing a business card…?
SIGN    Night Massage at Your Service ❤
SIGN    Magical Girl Heaven
SIGN    Glass Happiness
SIGN    Let's make the best
    of memories tonight...
[05:48] ---
    Destroy all of these.
[05:51] ---
    But I can give massages, though…
[05:55] ---
    This is no ordinary massage!
[05:57] ---
    Seriously, show a little more awareness!
SIGN    Glass Happiness
[06:02] ---
    Is this your name as a magical girl?
[06:05] ---
    Yes. I was given that name…
[06:07] ---
    It means that happiness can be as fragile as glass…
[06:10] ---
    A magical girl without hope.
[06:15] ---
    But…
[06:16] ---
    Being a magical girl isn’t
    as terrible a job as I thought.
[06:21] ---
    Maybe, it’s because of your kindness.
[06:28] ---
    Thank you for everything, Mr. Lieutenant.
[06:36] ---
    It’s not kindness.
[06:38] ---
    I already said everything I do is out of pride!
SIGN    S
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[06:47] ---
    Welcome back, Lieutenant, sir!
[06:49] ---
    It’s the lieutenant!
[06:51] ---
    A lieutenant with an unparalleled cruelty!
[06:53] ---
    As obscured behind those glasses as ever.
[06:55] ---
    Devoid of all emotion.
[06:58] ---
    A…An applique!?
[07:06] ---
    That’s right. An applique.
[07:09] ---
    Got a problem with that?
[07:14] ---
    I’m setting a poor example for my subordinates.
[07:21] ---
    No! No! No!
[07:23] ---
    Remember, you are the embodiment of evil.
[07:34] ---
    Oh crap!
[07:46] ---
    You people are tra—
[07:50] ---
    I was able to complete my work
     without any strange palpitations.
[07:54] ---
    Ah, no!
[07:57] ---
    Let go…of me!
[08:13] ---
    Kafrizz!
[08:28] ---
    To think you’d be taken advantage
    of by such a low-grade monster…!
[08:34] ---
    I-I’m sorry…
SIGN    Auuugggh!
[08:39] ---
    Without even thinking, I went and
    took care of that monster and saved her.
[08:43] ---
    What is happening to me?
[08:48] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant?
[08:51] ---
    Wear that and head home.
[08:54] ---
    Your clothes... are so big and warm.
[09:00] ---
    What is happening to me?!
[09:02] ---
    What do you want from me?!
    What’s the right thing to even do?!
[09:05] ---
    Is this a tactic of yours!?
[09:06] ---
    To take away my will to fight!?
[09:09] ---
    Well, it's working!!
[09:13] ---
    I’m sorry for the trouble I caused you today...
[09:16] ---
    and thank you for walking me home.
[09:20] ---
    You’re pretty careless...letting me know
     your location and thanking me.
[09:28] ---
    My name is Mimori.
[09:31] ---
    Mimori…
[09:32] ---
    Mimori Byakuya.
[09:35] ---
    Byakuya…
[09:37] ---
    Thank you…for the jacket, too.
[09:43] ---
    Why are you thanking me?
[09:45] ---
    Because you said you’d buy a new one soon enough…
[09:49] ---
    We all have a jacket or two in the organization.
[09:54] ---
    It’s just…
[09:57] ---
    I didn’t feel the need to replace it just yet.
[10:04] ---
    You truly are kind, Mr. Lieutenant.
[10:09] ---
    I’ll see you tomorrow, kind Mr. Evil Lieutenant.
[10:18] ---
    Until we meet again, Magical Girl.
[11:32] ---
    Hey there, Byakuya...
[11:37] ---
    Nice jacket ya got there.
[11:44] ---
    I finally know where she lives and her real name.
[11:49] ---
    When I present this information to the higher-ups,
[11:51] ---
    that will be the end of the magical girl.
[12:02] ---
    Mimori Byakuya...
[12:05] ---
    Ms. Byakuya...
[12:08] ---
    Lieutenant, I brought tea!
[12:13] ---
    Ah...
[12:17] ---
    My apologies...
SIGN    Episode 3:




    Now Back to the Drawing Board
[12:30] ---

E3 - Now Back to the Drawing Board

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[00:01] ---
    What is happening with the ground invasion?
[00:04] ---
    Mira, you’re in charge of
     subjugating the magical girl, no?
[00:08] ---
    Even you seem to be struggling with this one.
SIGN    1\pos(210,292.666667)}Sadalsuud*
[00:11] ---
    Seems the man once called the
    wisest of the evil army has fallen.
SIGN    1\pos(266.666667,290)}Alcyone*
[00:15] ---
    Wait, wait, did you know? About Mira, I mean...
[00:19] ---
    You mean his obsession with the magical girl?
SIGN    1\pos(404.666667,298)}Spica*
[00:22] ---
    Of course I’ve heard!
[00:24] ---
    Cease this nonsense.
SIGN    1\pos(328,296.666667)}Betelgeuse*
[00:26] ---
    This is Mira we are talking about.
    He no doubt has a plan in mind.
[00:30] ---
    Mira!
[00:31] ---
    If you need anything, please let me know!
SIGN    pos(330.666667,300.666667)\i1}Fomalhaut*
[00:34] ---
    I'll help you!
SIGN    pos(381.333333,299.333333)\i1}Bellatrix*
[00:38] ---
    Tell us, Mira, what’s going on?
[00:44] ---
    I apologize for worrying you.
[00:46] ---
    However, everything is going
    according to plan and right on schedule.
[00:49] ---
    The results will show themselves in time.
[00:53] ---
    Oh, something urgent came up. Excuse me.
[00:58] ---
    It’s me. What about the usual preparations?
[01:02] ---
    He’s being cautious.
[01:04] ---
    I cannot imagine that he
    would be ruled by his emotions.
[01:09] ---
    He is the brilliant and ruthless mind of our empire.
[01:14] ---
    You wanted an aged A5 Yonezawa
    chateaubriand steak for Ms. Mimori, right?
[01:20] ---
    Don't make me repeat myself!
[01:21] ---
    And be quick about it!
[02:25] ---
    Thank you.
[02:27] ---
    I’ve never been given a bouquet of roses before…
[02:31] ---
    They’re nothing more than weeds in our evil empire.
[02:36] ---
    Not to copy you...
[02:38] ---
    ...but I also brought you a present today.
[02:41] ---
    A flower?
[02:43] ---
    I’ve been making these fake flowers lately.
[02:47] ---
    On the side.
SIGN    Badump...
[02:49] ---
    Now she's doing side hustles...
[02:51] ---
    You work too much.
[02:53] ---
    I've told you before:
[02:54] ---
    You need to take better care of yourself.
[02:56] ---
    Yes.
[02:58] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant is really very kind…
[03:02] ---
    Ever since I met him,
    he’s always been concerned about me.
[03:07] ---
    Sometimes, he’s kind. And other times, he’s harsh.
[03:10] ---
    It’s hard to believe he’d be part of an evil empire.
[03:14] ---
    It’s hard to believe he’s not human, too.
SIGN    Stare
[03:20] ---
    W-what is it?
SIGN    Stare
[03:24] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant, why are you shaking?
[03:30] ---
    I don’t know why he reacts the way he does.
[03:33] ---
    Maybe it’s because we’re different.
[03:39] ---
    Can I see you again tomorrow, Mr. Lieutenant?
[03:47] ---
    Hey, Byakuya. Go gemme some booze.
[03:51] ---
    Oh, okay.
[03:54] ---
    What are you doing?
[03:56] ---
    That slime battle from the other day…
[03:58] ---
    The nerds’ll pay big bucks for this one~
[04:04] ---
    What am I doing... in a place like this?
[04:09] ---
    Mira, honey, don’t work so hard~!
[04:13] ---
    Give yourself a break and head over to here.
[04:16] ---
    I’ve got a bottle with your name on it.
[04:18] ---
    No, I'm just...
[04:19] ---
    What?!!
[04:20] ---
    Alcyone! You went there on your own again?!
[04:28] ---
    I’ve no doubt that so-called familiar
     is taking advantage of her…
[04:32] ---
    If that keeps up, she’s going
    to get more exhausted, I’m sure.
[04:36] ---
    No, what does it even matter!
[04:39] ---
    We’re enemies!
[04:41] ---
    I’m an employee here, my name is Byakuya.
[04:41] ---
    What does it matter if she exhausts herself.
[04:44] ---
    It has no effect on—
[04:44] ---
    I’ll have a seat with you.
[04:48] ---
    Let me get you another drink…
[04:51] ---
    I don’t need another dri—
[04:53] ---
    Oh, Mr. Lieutenant…
[04:57] ---
    Why are you here…!?
SIGN    The magical
     girl is a
    nightclub
     hostess...?
[05:01] ---
    It’s not that I’m here because I want to be!
[05:04] ---
    My coworkers forced me to—
[05:08] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant… I…
[05:12] ---
    She’s even cute when she cries…
[05:14] ---
    No, this isn’t the time or place!

[05:27] ---
    Take your time…
[05:28] ---
    Talk to me when you’re ready.
[05:37] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant…
[05:38] ---
    Mhm?
[05:40] ---
    There… There’s…!
[05:42] ---
    Yes?
[05:46] ---
    Th…There’s an erotic video of me being sold…
[05:56] ---
    Where...?
[06:00] ---
    Who...?
[06:03] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant, calm down.
[06:05] ---
    I am calm…
[06:07] ---
    I just want whoever's done this to know...
[06:10] ---
    Know the fear the evil empire
     will bestow upon their enemies.
[06:14] ---
    They will repent for their sins
     while drowning in a sea of blood!
[06:18] ---
    Calm down.
[06:20] ---
    Ah, no!
[06:23] ---
    Let go…of me!
[06:26] ---
    Kafrizz!!!
[06:28] ---
    How dare you disgrace her!
[06:31] ---
    Killing you will be too easy…
[06:33] ---
    Unnecessarily overworking her,
    living off her earnings, you sinful being…
[06:43] ---
    What are you talkin’ about?
[06:45] ---
    I’m just a guide for the magical girl…
[06:48] ---
    No, you’re not.
[06:49] ---
    The closer we became, the more I knew.
[06:52] ---
    You are no familiar.
[06:55] ---
    You are…
[06:57] ---
    ...nothing more than a person in a cat costume…!
[07:00] ---
    You punk!
SIGN    pos(258.666667,36.666667)\i1}(Holy)*
[07:02] ---
    You ever see a giant cat before? Huh?!
[07:05] ---
    What’s all this gotta do with you?
[07:09] ---
    Isn’t chewing people up your area of expertise? Huh?
[07:16] ---
    Whatever glory she earns
    as a magical girl and money from her jobs...
[07:21] ---
    It all belongs to me.
[07:23] ---
    Even her body belongs to me.
[07:26] ---
    She's gotta be a maiden to become
    a magical girl but sooner or later…
[07:37] ---
    Us familiars have no concept of death.
[07:40] ---
    I’ll appear before you again, Byakuya…ya…ya…ya.
[07:47] ---
    That was the familiar sent to look over the magical girl.
[07:50] ---
    I should inform the higher-ups.
[07:53] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant…
[07:56] ---
    Thank you for helping me.
[08:01] ---
    Um, if you’d like…
[08:04] ---
    Would you have dinner with me?
[08:08] ---
    Her home cooking…?!
[08:13] ---
    I wonder what she’ll serve me…
[08:16] ---
    Just give me a few minutes.
[08:19] ---
    I’ll grill it right now…
[08:21] ---
    Oh, I did send that stuff…
SIGN    A5
     grade
SIGN    chateaubriand
    steak
[08:24] ---
    Thank you for dinner.
[08:26] ---
    Did you enjoy it…?
[08:28] ---
    Yes. It was all excellent.
[08:31] ---
    Oh, good.
[08:32] ---
    I’ve only ever seen you drinking something, Mr. Lieutenant.
[08:36] ---
    You noticed something like that?
[08:38] ---
    Yes… I wondered if you didn’t like eating…
[08:43] ---
    Or maybe just didn’t like sweets…
[08:46] ---
    It’s not that.
[08:47] ---
    I’m usually in the mood for sweets when I’m tired.
[08:51] ---
    My mother always made some for me in my childhood.
[08:54] ---
    Your mother sounds wonderful.
[09:03] ---
    That’s right, she doesn’t…
[09:08] ---
    At the facility, we sometimes had treats, too.
[09:11] ---
    There was a bakery nearby that
     would give us bread crusts to snack on.
[09:17] ---
    There weren’t many so we’d fight over them…
[09:22] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant?
SIGN    I’ll max out my bank account to support her.
[09:28] ---
    I’ll be going now.
[09:29] ---
    Um… Your jacket…
[09:32] ---
    Is it okay if I keep it a little longer?
[09:36] ---
    That’s fine with me…
[09:38] ---
    I want to get a Royal Happiness cleaning done,
    but it’s three times as expensive as a normal one…
[09:44] ---
    I’ll wear it home right now, so don't worry about it.
[09:54] ---
    I was looking at your jacket every day…
[10:06] ---
    It’s okay, really…
[10:13] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant, can I see you again tomorrow…?
[10:23] ---
    I’ll have to settle this tomorrow…
[10:27] ---
    Mira!
[10:29] ---
    Fomalhaut.
[10:31] ---
    I’m going to start helping you out
    with subjugating the magical girl!
[10:36] ---
    I said the magical girl was mine…
[10:40] ---
    Pleasure to work with you!
[10:41] ---
    He’ll only get in the way.
[10:44] ---
    Should I get rid of him?
[11:50] ---
    I’ve had to be careful of how I conduct myself lately.
[11:54] ---
    Why do I feel this way about her?
SIGN    pos(489.333333,54)\i1}Characteristics: Cute, Small
    Has many jobs, Busy, Sleepy, Lacking nutrition...
    Good at sewing, Unfortunate (Cause: Familiar)*
[11:57] ---
    What causes it, and what can I do about it?
[12:01] ---
    Could it be that she’s so sad
    that I just feel sorry for her?!
[12:01] ---
    1\pos(324.666667,14)}(Unfortunate)*
[12:04] ---
    In other words, I should make her happy.
[12:09] ---
    Let’s start with operation gift-giving!
[12:12] ---
    So she’ll have a life full of stuff,
    and a life full of joy!
SIGN    Episode 3




    Now Back to the Drawing Board
SIGN    Episode 4






    A Habit of Chasing What Moves
SIGN

E4 - A Habit of Chasing What Moves

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[00:01] ---
    Wow...
[00:02] ---
    So this is where you square
    off with the magical girl!
[00:05] ---
    It’s so peaceful!
[00:07] ---
    Yeah.
[00:08] ---
    Fomalhaut:
[00:09] ---
    He's from a noble family, and we've known each other
    for a long time since joining the organization.
[00:15] ---
    I really meant it, if something's ever up,
    please don’t hesitate to talk to me!
[00:20] ---
    You sure are persistent--
[00:22] ---
    Then, can you look me in the eyes?
[00:34] ---
    Cool it.
[00:36] ---
    Sorry, sorry.
[00:38] ---
    I wasn't doubting you or anything.
[00:41] ---
    An evil lieutenant with an
     inhumane cruelty who's feared by all.
[00:45] ---
    Never one to be moved by emotion.
[00:47] ---
    No, emotions don't even exist
    when he sets his eyes on his target!
[00:51] ---
    Just the idea of you being
    overcome by a female enemy...
[00:54] ---
    I’d have to see it to believe it!
[00:57] ---
    Oh. Mhm.
[00:59] ---
    But I’m relieved.
[01:01] ---
    It wouldn’t be smart to
    betray the organization.
[01:04] ---
    But if there was a lady in trouble,
    you'd be one to help them.
[01:09] ---
    I know cause we’re friends!
[01:11] ---
    Fomalhaut.
[01:12] ---
    Hm?
[01:13] ---
    Go... fetch!
[01:18] ---
    I'm on it!
[02:20] ---
    Episode 4






    A Habit of Chasing What Moves
[02:23] ---
    For the time being,
    I came today to see what you do!
[02:27] ---
    Sure, that's no problem.
[02:29] ---
    This must be the King of Evil’s
     way of keeping an eye on me.
[02:34] ---
    I can’t lose my credibility
    with the King…
[02:38] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant...!
[02:43] ---
    I feel bad for her, but the time has
    come to settle things with her!
[02:48] ---
    I’m sorry I’m late!
SIGN    Sway...
[02:58] ---
    No, don't get swayed away.
[03:01] ---
    This is a good opportunity.
[03:02] ---
    Today...I’ll defeat the magical girl!
[03:06] ---
    You’re quite fast, Magical Girl.
[03:10] ---
    I couldn’t wait to see you,
    Mr. Lieutenant, so I ran here!
[03:16] ---
    That's exactly how I feel!
[03:18] ---
    There’s never a moment
    I don’t feel that way!
[03:21] ---
    Staaaare...
[03:27] ---
    This is a strategy.
[03:28] ---
    Become amicable and let
    them drop their guard!
[03:32] ---
    I get it! You're so smart, Mira!
[03:35] ---
    This has gotten off track already.
[03:37] ---
    What can I do now that she's
    right in front of me...
[03:40] ---
    That’s it! If I don't look at her, then
     I can't do much of anything!
[03:46] ---
    Oh no.
[03:47] ---
    The more I try to turn away,
    the more I end up staring.
[03:49] ---
    Why is she wearing something like that?
[03:52] ---
    Who chose it for her?
[03:54] ---
    I’m her enemy but I really must admire…!
[03:55] ---
    Staaaare...
[03:58] ---
    There's something hypnotic
    about her eyes! Be careful!
[04:02] ---
    Got it!
[04:04] ---
    Actually, Mr. Lieutenant,
    I made a lunch for you.
[04:10] ---
    It’s to thank you for all your help.
[04:13] ---
    I hope you like it…
[04:15] ---
    You didn't... have to be so thoughtful.
[04:18] ---
    Staaaare...
[04:20] ---
    It’s poisoned!
[04:21] ---
    Danger!
[04:24] ---
    Now, how to get out of this…
[04:29] ---
    No one's foolish enough to eat
    something they know could kill them.
[04:33] ---
    I’ll just make something up.
    It's better to avoid eating it.
[04:37] ---
    Um, Mr. Lieutenant...
[04:40] ---
    Did you already eat lunch?
[04:43] ---
    No matter what's in this, I'll eat it!
[04:47] ---
    Mira!!
[04:54] ---
    Mira, you don't hesitate at all, do you?
[04:58] ---
    Hesitate?
[05:01] ---
    You mean about subduing others by force?
[05:03] ---
    Is there a reason why you're saying this now?
[05:10] ---
    If you hesitate, then you
    shouldn't be in the organization.
[05:13] ---
    Hesitation will kill you someday.
[05:17] ---
    If not physically, then mentally.
[05:21] ---
    It's okay if I die!!
[05:25] ---
    I ate it all!
[05:27] ---
    Mira...!
[05:29] ---
    If served poison, think of it as a spice...
[05:32] ---
    Mira!!
SIGN    frz18.6\pos(593.333333,254)\i1}Respect*
[05:36] ---
    That was a fierce fight…
[05:39] ---
    I didn't know it could be
    such a grueling battle...
[05:41] ---
    If that’s what it looked
    like to you, then good.
[05:44] ---
    I thought I’d have to eliminate him...
[05:47] ---
    You’re amazing, Mira!
[05:49] ---
    I think I’ll join you next time!
[05:51] ---
    Then you gotta introduce me to her!
[05:55] ---
    He's dead meat.
[06:00] ---
    My mission is as follows.
[06:03] ---
    I’ll explain my problematic relationship
     with her without raising suspicion…
[06:07] ---
    while maintaining my reputation…
[06:09] ---
    and making sure he stays away from her.
[06:13] ---
    Mira!
[06:14] ---
    Looking forward to working with you today!
[06:17] ---
    At the very least,
    I will be the one defeating her…
[06:21] ---
    Be on guard.
[06:22] ---
    If you inadvertently touch her,
    I'll ki--, she'll kill you.
[06:26] ---
    Got it!
[06:28] ---
    I brought my colleague with me today.
[06:31] ---
    It’s nice to meet you,
    I’m a magical girl.
[06:35] ---
    Thanks for looking out for Mira.
[06:40] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant always treats me so well.
[06:45] ---
    He’s very kind… I’m very grateful.
SIGN    Cute ♥
[06:50] ---
    You're on a mission! Don’t be suspicious!
[06:57] ---
    I’m Fomalhaut!
[07:00] ---
    I’ve known Mira for a long time.
[07:02] ---
    Nice to meet you, miss.
[07:06] ---
    Watch it! I warned you about touching her.
[07:09] ---
    You almost fried your hand off!
[07:11] ---
    What?! That’s dangerous!
[07:18] ---
    Why am I a magical girl?
[07:21] ---
    Because I make money doing it…
[07:23] ---
    Wha— You’re a magical girl
    yet you have such little conviction?!
[07:27] ---
    You put your life on the line
    for a reason like that?!
[07:32] ---
    How many times must I tell you?!
[07:33] ---
    If you touch her, it’s over!
[07:36] ---
    I forgot!
[07:40] ---
    By the way, this is my gift today.
[07:43] ---
    Thank you.
[07:47] ---
    Is it poisoned?
[07:48] ---
    It's possible.
[07:49] ---
    That's why you shouldn't eat it.
[07:51] ---
    It makes you look like a couple!
[07:53] ---
    I'm going to pretend to eat it.
[07:55] ---
    What about me?
[07:57] ---
    Just watch!
[08:05] ---
    Staaaare...
[08:08] ---
    He must want me to watch and learn!
[08:10] ---
    He better back off.
[08:11] ---
    Uh, you can have half my share…
[08:14] ---
    Thank you, but there’s no need!
[08:16] ---
    You should worry about yourself…
[08:18] ---
    But...
[08:20] ---
    You've got some here...
[08:27] ---
    Thank you.
[08:33] ---
    Right! I think I'm getting it!
[08:36] ---
    Do you like sweets?
[08:38] ---
    I like anything nutritious.
[08:40] ---
    Then, I’ll bring something
    with me next time.
[08:44] ---
    I’d like to make you happy.
[08:47] ---
    Oh, thank you.
[08:49] ---
    I got it, right, Mira?!
[08:53] ---
    Maybe I don't got it!
[08:58] ---
    She seemed a bit aloof.
[09:00] ---
    Maybe I'm making her put her guard up?
[09:03] ---
    It's not you, she's just normally like that.
[09:06] ---
    The only times she relaxed her expression
    and engaged in conversation was with me.
[09:13] ---
    That's something special...only with me...
[09:17] ---
    Hm? Mira!
[09:20] ---
    Mira! There's too many of them!
[09:23] ---
    You know… We didn’t
    accomplish anything today…
[09:27] ---
    I’m sorry, Mira.
[09:29] ---
    I was trying to lend you a hand
     in maintaining your reputation…
[09:33] ---
    Fomalhaut...
[09:37] ---
    There's something else you could do for me.
[09:39] ---
    Go... fetch!
[09:42] ---
    I'm on it!
[09:44] ---
    Got you...
[09:45] ---
    That mutt is going to look to the ends of the
     earth for the ball he thought I threw...
[09:54] ---
    Mr. Fomalhaut left?
[09:56] ---
    Yes.
[09:58] ---
    I see.
[10:00] ---
    He’s a very cheery person.
    I thought he was wonderful.
[10:07] ---
    Are you interested in him?
[10:10] ---
    Huh?
[10:12] ---
    No, nevermind.
[10:19] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant...
[10:25] ---
    Are you pouting?
[10:29] ---
    ...No.
[10:31] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant?
[10:33] ---
    What is it?
[10:34] ---
    I’m very happy.
[10:39] ---
    Your friend. Your name.
[10:44] ---
    I learned a little more about
    you than I knew before...
[10:55] ---
    Mr. Mira...
[11:03] ---
    You are...
[11:04] ---
    Mira!!
[11:06] ---
    I found a little rabbit!
[11:09] ---
    Fomalhaut.
[11:10] ---
    Who told you to go find a
    rabbit? Where's the ball?
[11:14] ---
    Oh, I forgot!
[11:16] ---
    He's dead.
SIGN
SIGN    Episode 5




    We're Enemies

E5 - We're Enemies

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[00:08] ---
    Mimori Byakuya’s the kinda girl
     who's always about ready to give up.
[00:14] ---
    But she's also quick to catch
    onto things, so I'll give her that.
[00:25] ---
    Hey, Bya-hic-ya... gemme more booze.
[00:31] ---
    Okay.
[00:33] ---
    She doesn’t really get attached to anything.
[00:37] ---
    While you’re at it, some snacks too.
[00:39] ---
    Oh, okay.
[00:42] ---
    There are a few things that are a no-go for her, though.
[00:46] ---
    Oh and let me at them titties.
[00:48] ---
    Uhm...no…
[00:52] ---
    Generally speaking, she's never put up a fight.
[01:00] ---
    Not once.
[01:06] ---
    We’ve got work, Byakuya.
[01:08] ---
    The evil organization is on the move.
[01:12] ---
    Oh, and…
[01:14] ---
    Why the heck are you in there?
[01:16] ---
    It helps me relax.
[01:24] ---
    I'm heading out.
[01:32] ---
    The Magical Girl and the Evil Lieutenant Used to be Archenemies.
[01:38] ---
    I've been stumped about what presents to get her lately.
[01:44] ---
    It’s about time I change hands and try something new.
[01:48] ---
    Lieutenant, sir! Can I have a moment of your time?
[01:53] ---
    This will certainly please you!
[01:56] ---
    Here, sir!
[02:13] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant...
[02:21] ---
    We’ve captured the magical girl!
[02:23] ---
    We actually did it!
[02:24] ---
    Prepare yourself!
[02:26] ---
    For the horrors of our interrogation!
[02:27] ---
    Lieutenant, sir!
[02:29] ---
    Go on!
[02:30] ---
    Do it!
[02:31] ---
    Go on!!!
[02:35] ---
    Right.
[02:37] ---
    Let's begin our cruel and brutal interrogation.
[02:42] ---
    With a little something...
SIGN    Pop
[02:44] ---
    Like this!
[02:45] ---
    Or this!
SIGN    Bam
[02:47] ---
    Or something like this!
[02:54] ---
    How about it? Scared of me yet?
[02:56] ---
    You aren’t injured, are you?
[02:58] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant…
[03:00] ---
    I was so shocked, I saw red.
    But at least that's one less problem for now.
[03:05] ---
    That won't be the end of it though...
[03:07] ---
    I can’t afford to slip up in front of the camera.
[03:13] ---
    I don’t want things to end this way for her.
[03:16] ---
    I’ll need to find her an escape route…
[03:23] ---
    Don’t be weird! Focus! Focus, dammit!!
[03:27] ---
    I need to wait for an opening.
[03:30] ---
    I’ll just have to keep up appearances until then.
[03:33] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant...
[03:35] ---
    Um... I...
[03:39] ---
    I...
[03:40] ---
    What?
[03:41] ---
    I...
[03:44] ---
    I have to...go to the bathroom...
[03:52] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant?
[03:55] ---
    What am I, some pervert?
[03:57] ---
    You…
[04:02] ---
    You need to hold it.
[04:04] ---
    I’m going to give you an opening to run.
[04:06] ---
    But… Wouldn’t that cause you problems?
[04:10] ---
    So what if it does?
[04:12] ---
    Do you want to be interrogated?
[04:19] ---
    I know what must be done.
[04:22] ---
    You’ve already saved me many times over.
[04:27] ---
    And if this is your job, then…
[04:34] ---
    Do what you will to me…!
[04:39] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant?
[04:41] ---
    Dammit…
    This is a harder mission than I thought!
[04:47] ---
    Oh, but I don’t want to dirty this room
[04:51] ---
    So I really should use the bathroom…
[04:53] ---
    Problem 1, she has no desire to run away!
[04:57] ---
    Problem 2, there are cameras.
[04:59] ---
    And Problem 3, I kinda like this situation!
[05:03] ---
    U-Uhm, Mr. Lieutenant?
[05:07] ---
    What is it?
[05:09] ---
    This isn't good.
[05:10] ---
    I need a breakthrough…
[05:12] ---
    I’m back, Mira!
[05:14] ---
    I just got in!
[05:16] ---
    Fomalhaut!
[05:17] ---
    I finally found the ball you threw!
[05:20] ---
    I don’t remember throwing a summer delicacy
     like that, but thanks for playing!
[05:25] ---
    I found my breakthrough!
[05:27] ---
    Fomalhaut has an upstanding attitude
    and wouldn’t dare question something like this.
[05:32] ---
    He’ll distract me so she can make her escape…!
[05:37] ---
    I’m sorry I didn't knock!
[05:39] ---
    I know how much fun you have with this stuff!
[05:42] ---
    Just what are you talking about?
[05:43] ---
    As long as it's mutually beneficial, I won't say a word.
[05:47] ---
    But make sure you treat her body with care!
[05:51] ---
    Hey, wait-!
[05:52] ---
    Bye now!
[05:54] ---
    Our breakthrough is gone…
[05:58] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant…
[06:01] ---
    Nothing we can do about it now.
[06:03] ---
    Actually, I thought I’d have to
     bring this to a close eventually…
[06:08] ---
    And since we’re here…
[06:10] ---
    Why don’t we have a little fun?
[06:13] ---
    We’ve known each other for a while now….
[06:16] ---
    Consider it a gesture of goodwill.
[06:20] ---
    Something that can’t be left on a recording…
[06:25] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant… what…!
[06:31] ---
    Who is making rounds—
[06:33] ---
    Eeeeeeepp!!
[06:35] ---
    What are you doing in the monitor room…?
[06:38] ---
    I-it’s not what you think!
[06:39] ---
    We'll go on patrol!
[06:40] ---
    We're on it!
[06:54] ---
    Th… That tickles…
[06:56] ---
    Try not to say that out loud.
[06:59] ---
    I made it so that no one can see you right now...
[07:03] ---
    Right...
[07:04] ---
    Just a little bit longer, then pretend to faint
     and I can release your restraints.
[07:13] ---
    M-Mr. Lieutenant...
[07:17] ---
    Why... are you helping me?
[07:22] ---
    I didn't... like that you
    accepted defeat right from the start.
[07:28] ---
    You should... want more than that.
[07:38] ---
    Byakuya-chan...
[07:42] ---
    The younger children might be afraid,
    so I'm going to pick them up.
[07:48] ---
    You're okay waiting by yourself, right?
[07:53] ---
    Yes.
[08:07] ---
    There were children younger than me at the facility,
    and we were all in the same position.
[08:13] ---
    But I never felt like I could speak out.
[08:17] ---
    I couldn't say what I wanted...
[08:27] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant?
[08:30] ---
    You're awake.
[08:34] ---
    We're... in my room...
[08:38] ---
    You actually stopped breathing and passed out.
[08:43] ---
    Of course, you did what I said, but why didn't you
    say something before passing out?
[08:50] ---
    I thought I could handle it...
[08:55] ---
    You're truly...
[09:05] ---
    I'm heading back.
[09:09] ---
    I've got a lot to deal with
    because of what happened with you.
[09:14] ---
    If something like that happens again,
     I'm not sure I can protect you.
[09:19] ---
    So you should be ready.
[09:21] ---
    I know. I won't trouble you again.
[09:26] ---
    I'll be more ready next time.
[09:29] ---
    That's not what I meant!
[09:31] ---
    Why are you...!
[09:53] ---
    I'm going.
[09:55] ---
    Okay.
[09:58] ---
    I'm going.
[10:00] ---
    Okay...
[10:02] ---
    I'm really going now...
[10:12] ---
    You want me to leave?
[10:20] ---
    Pl...
[10:22] ---
    Please stay...with me...
[10:29] ---
    Really now...
[10:34] ---
    Showing me another one of your weaknesses...
[10:41] ---
    Let's not forget, though.
SIGN    Episode 5




    We're Enemies
[10:45] ---
    That we're enemies.
[11:59] ---
    You... You bastard...!
[12:02] ---
    Mimori Byakuya is a failure.
[12:08] ---
    The girl that I guide...
[12:11] ---
    will be the new magical girl.
SIGN
SIGN    Episode 6



    What Magical Girls Are

E6 - What Magical Girls Are

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    Mimori Byakuya is a failure.
[00:08] ---
    The girl I guide…
[00:11] ---
    will be the new magical girl.
[00:22] ---
    That rain yesterday seems like a dream now.
[00:28] ---
    It’s as if we’ve been blessed.
[00:32] ---
    Both myself and the magical girl I’ve chosen…
[00:38] ---
    Fck!
SIGN    °°She's a magical girl.
[00:42] ---
    God dammit!
[00:43] ---
    Did the bitterness of the coffee send you into a rage?
[00:46] ---
    Fck!
[00:49] ---
    You’re so lively, Hibana.
SIGN    °°She's a magical girl.
SIGN    Episode 6



    What Magical Girls Are
[01:59] ---
    My name is Kagari Hibana.
[02:02] ---
    I’m a 15-year-old who loooves cute things!
[02:05] ---
    You wouldn't believe my surprise when I heard that
     I could become the magical girl of my dreams...
[02:11] ---
    So I consulted with my friends, Mr. Bunny and Mr. Bear.
[02:15] ---
    This is a job only Hibana-chan can do!
[02:17] ---
    Stay strong, Hibana-chan!
SIGN    I-I’ll try…
[02:20] ---
    I-I’ll try…
SIGN    You can do it! ☆
[02:22] ---
    You can do it!
[02:25] ---
    That should be easier for you to drink.
SIGN    (Holy)
[02:29] ---
    This is the person who made me a magical girl, Mr. Bird.
[02:35] ---
    I’m very grateful to him.
[02:40] ---
    I'll kill you!
[02:41] ---
    But I get too embarrassed to express how I really feel.
[02:47] ---
    Not enough sugar for you?

[02:51] ---
    Hibana.
[02:52] ---
    We've got work.
[02:54] ---
    Can you do it?
[03:50] ---
    Help those kids!
[03:53] ---
    She's got a staff!
[03:55] ---
    Think she'll use some magic?
[03:58] ---
    Fck!
[04:01] ---
    Fck! Fck! Fcking!
[04:06] ---
    I am strong!
[04:08] ---
    Aren't those brass knuckles?!
[04:10] ---
    That ain't magic at all!
[04:13] ---
    Take care!
[04:15] ---
    I will...
[04:19] ---
    Huh?
[04:23] ---
    Hibana! Are you alright?
[04:26] ---
    Hiss Hiss Hiss
[04:27] ---
    Your wounds--
[04:46] ---
    A new magical girl...
[04:52] ---
    We had trouble with one and now there’s another?!
[04:55] ---
    This is going to put the Lieutenant in a tight spot…!
[05:00] ---
    Huh?
[05:01] ---
    Huh?
[05:09] ---
    What’s happened to the Lieutenant?
[05:11] ---
    He seemed down after his latest kill.
[05:13] ---
    He's always like that after he finishes a big job.
[05:16] ---
    I defeated that magical girl.
[05:19] ---
    Since I can't defeat Mimori Byakuya...
[05:22] ---
    doing that was the only way to preserve my reputation.
[05:26] ---
    That also puts to bed the incident
     of me killing all those underlings.
[05:32] ---
    Our kinds are enemies. This is for the best.
[05:36] ---
    It was just a good opportunity...
[05:40] ---
    His cruelty has yet to wane.
[05:44] ---
    That’s right. So, don't be stupid...!
[05:48] ---
    Bye!
[05:50] ---
    See you!
[05:57] ---
    Fck!
[06:06] ---
    Hibana!
[06:11] ---
    Are you in pain?
[06:17] ---
    I’m sorry I put you in harm's way, Hibana…
[06:22] ---
    Hibana… There’s something I must tell you.
[06:28] ---
    It’s about how magical girls are structured.
[06:32] ---
    First, as a familiar,
[06:34] ---
    I'm a messenger of God sent from Heaven
    to the Earth below entrusted with a message.
[06:40] ---
    You could also call us angels.
[06:43] ---
    Among the humans, we choose girls,
    of pure mind and body...
[06:47] ---
    and bestow upon them the power of a magical girl.
[06:51] ---
    However, I am not the only one. There are many of us.
[06:56] ---
    Meaning, you are not the only
     magical girl. There are many others.
[07:01] ---
    The responsibility does not fall on your shoulders alone…
[07:05] ---
    Even so, I believe you have what it takes
     to become the best magical girl.
[07:11] ---
    However, I will never ask you
    to risk your life or prove yourself.
[07:18] ---
    I should have told you sooner. I’m sorry…
[07:29] ---
    Even if someone better than me comes, I’ll still do it…
[07:34] ---
    Because I admire them.
[07:36] ---
    It’s what I want.
[07:39] ---
    Even if there are several others.
[07:43] ---
    I’ll still do it…
[07:48] ---
    This girl...
[07:51] ---
    This girl I’ve chosen… This singular magical girl.
[07:56] ---
    Thank you...
[08:04] ---
    Fck.
[08:06] ---
    Fck is not just a response, but also an affirmation.
[08:10] ---
    Let's stand and fight together. The two of us.
[08:17] ---
    It’s been a few days since I’ve seen Mr. Lieutenant.
[08:21] ---
    I know we’re enemies and it’s not as if
    we’ve made a promise to meet every day…
[08:28] ---
    But I think about him every day…
[08:31] ---
    Hey, newbie, get over here!
[08:35] ---
    C-Coming!
[08:37] ---
    Lieutenant, sir, I’ve brought some tea to calm your nerves!
[08:38] ---
    Yes, thank you.
[08:40] ---
    Don’t mention it…!
[08:42] ---
    Please allow me to tailor you a new uniform!
[08:44] ---
    We shouldn't leave it like this!
[08:46] ---
    Uh, apologies...
[08:48] ---
    Mira! I finally found the ball, look!
[08:52] ---
    Isn’t it so cute?
[08:53] ---
    Think the organization will let me keep it?
    What should I name it?
[08:57] ---
    But I’ll never know its sex if it stays all rolled up.
[09:00] ---
    It's a serious problem!
[09:02] ---
    It would be rude in the armadillo kingdom
     if I force it to unfurl itself, wouldn’t it?
[09:06] ---
    And if it’s a girl, it would be rude of me
     to give it a male name… Hm?
[09:12] ---
    You guys want to meet it, too?
[09:18] ---
    I can’t get my work done at the organization.
[09:21] ---
    It's best if I hurry and receive my judgment.
[09:26] ---
    Long time, no see, Magical Girl…
[09:30] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant…
[09:32] ---
    Let’s put an end to this relationship!
[09:36] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant...
[09:38] ---
    I haven’t seen you lately, I was getting worried…
[09:43] ---
    You know, don't you...
[09:45] ---
    That I disposed of one of your magical girl comrades.
[09:50] ---
    Huh? I have comrades?
[09:52] ---
    Huh?
[09:55] ---
    Wait… You didn’t know?
[09:58] ---
    No, I’ve never interacted with any other magical girls…
[10:03] ---
    Did you think there were others?
[10:05] ---
    There’s a recession everywhere you look…
[10:08] ---
    I forgot, she’s the queen of hard times.
[10:12] ---
    I had heard there were others
    in the same line of work as me…
[10:17] ---
    Same line of work…
    At least you were aware of it…
[10:22] ---
    I see. So, what has she been doing…
[10:27] ---
    I wonder if I'm cold-hearted?
[10:31] ---
    I’d heard from other magical girls…
[10:36] ---
    But as long as you were safe…
    That’s all I cared about….
[10:45] ---
    M-Mr. Lieutenant?
[10:48] ---
    No, you're not.
[10:49] ---
    Huh?
[10:51] ---
    That's just who you are. And this is ...
[10:57] ---
    For saying something like that when my guard's down.
[11:03] ---
    Fck!
[11:05] ---
    I’ll kill you this time!
[11:07] ---
    You’re that magical girl from last time.
[11:11] ---
    You’re still alive...
[11:14] ---
    Hi...
[11:17] ---
    Hibana-chan?
[12:26] ---

[12:27] ---
    Episode 7



    They're Friends...?

E8 - Before Christmas

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    Hey, Byakuya!
[00:09] ---
    I've found a great job for you.
[00:12] ---
    Welcome back.
[00:13] ---
    It's an easy one, all you gotta do is carry shabu-shabu.
[00:17] ---
    The catch is you can't wear underwear!
[00:21] ---
    Uhm, why can't I wear underwear?
[00:25] ---
    Is that because of the shabu-shabu?
[00:28] ---
    Of course it is! It's a huge reason!
[00:33] ---
    Imagine if you were the one wearing undies if nobody else was.
[00:37] ---
    That'd just be perverted.
[00:39] ---
    You've been gettin' all embarrassed wearin' undies anyway~
[00:45] ---
    N-No thank you!
[00:46] ---
    Don't go actin' all innocent...
[00:49] ---
    I'm sure you let him rub up on you a few times.
[00:52] ---
    Rub?
[00:54] ---
    Speaking of rub, I made these...
[00:57] ---
    They're the kind of pickles you make with a rub.
[01:00] ---
    Are these okay for dinner?
[01:02] ---
    You're pretty amazing, smoothly changin'
     the topic from rubbing to pickled foods.
[01:09] ---
    Is that the only side dish?
[01:11] ---
    Money's tight this month...
[01:13] ---
    Your social outings were expensive...
SIGN    Week of 12/3
SIGN    Food
SIGN    (Drinks at home)
[01:16] ---
    I had to though.
SIGN    Total
SIGN    Entertainment
SIGN    Luxury Items
[01:18] ---
    What with the end of the year party and Christmas.
[01:20] ---
    Tis the season to cozy up with people.
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    Lucky Christmas Shopping District
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    Lottery Drawing
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    10 Pieces
    for 1 drawing!
SIGN    Episode 8



    Before Christmas
[01:26] ---
    Christmas...
[02:29] ---
    A seasonal cosmetic gift set...
[02:33] ---
    That'd be a good one, but she doesn't
    wear makeup so that won't work.
[02:37] ---
    Jewelry might send the wrong message...
[02:39] ---
    Whatcha lookin' at?
[02:40] ---
    My, oh my, a present for your girl?
[02:43] ---
    It is a Christmas present!
[02:45] ---
    Would you like us to give you some advice?
[02:47] ---
    I'm good. Thanks.
[02:49] ---
    That's cold of you...
[02:51] ---
    Women know what other women want.
[02:53] ---
    Alcyone's just a femboy tho~
[02:56] ---
    And Spica's just a legal loli tho~
[02:58] ---
    I may look like a kid but
     I'm a full-grown woman on the inside!
[03:01] ---
    Hmm, is that so?
[03:03] ---
    I know that the inside might be more
    like the outside than you think, tho~?
[03:07] ---
    Ohemgee, you're sooo rude!
[03:09] ---
    "The inside..." "More than you think...?"
[03:12] ---
    Does that mean...
[03:14] ---
    Only Alcyone knows why Spica is like that because...
[03:17] ---
    Oh, the immorality!
[03:21] ---
    Bad girl!
[03:22] ---
    Don't get all aroused over your fantasies
     of your colleague's foolishness!
[03:26] ---
    Oh, it's Bella.
[03:31] ---
    Yes, what is it?
[03:32] ---
    Mira's trying to pick out a present for his girlfriend.
[03:35] ---
    We're trying to give him some ideas.
[03:38] ---
    Mira's girlfriend?
[03:40] ---
    Girlfriend...
[03:42] ---
    Girlfriend...?!
[03:46] ---
    You have a girlfriend, Mira?
[03:48] ---
    Don't get the wrong idea.
[03:50] ---
    I'm just trying to find a gift for a lady friend of mine.
[03:53] ---
    Is that all? How lame!
[03:57] ---
    I'm not surprised. We all know
     Mira's in love with his work.
[04:00] ---
    For a lady friend?
[04:02] ---
    Could it possibly be...me?
[04:04] ---
    You know that certain presents
    have meanings behind them, right?
[04:08] ---
    Yeah, like giving lipstick means "I want to kiss you."
[04:12] ---
    K-Kiss? M-Mira wants to kiss me?!
[04:15] ---
    A necklace can mean "I want to tie you down."
[04:19] ---
    Tie as in confine?! Like M-Mira will tie me up?!
[04:22] ---
    And clothes mean...
[04:24] ---
    You wanna strip them off~
[04:28] ---
    S-St-Strip them off?!
[04:33] ---
    What's all this, Mira? There are so many.
[04:36] ---
    Each present has a different meaning.
[04:39] ---
    But when you put them all together...
[04:43] ---
    ...It comes to mean "I want all of you".
[04:48] ---
    Mira, wait...that's...
[04:52] ---
    Noo!!
[04:54] ---
    You fiend! You four-eyed fiend!
[04:57] ---
    It's indecent! It's so indecent!
[04:59] ---
    What happened with Bella?
[05:01] ---
    She gets like that sometimes.
[05:03] ---
    So, when are you giving it to her?
[05:06] ---
    Have you made plans with her yet?
[05:09] ---
    No, not yet.
[05:10] ---
    What, why not?
[05:11] ---
    It's almost Christmas!
[05:13] ---
    Right?!
SIGN    **
[05:18] [SONG] ---
    Lucky Christmas Shopping District
[05:18] [SONG] ---
    The Big Christmas




     Lottery Event
[05:18] ---
    I want meat...
[05:20] ---
    Are you alright with just a fish sausage?
[05:23] ---
    I don't mean fish...
[05:29] ---
    Oh look, there's a prick.
[05:31] ---
    How dare you! Why are you here?
[05:33] ---
    What's so weird about us walkin'
    around our neighborhood, baldie?
[05:36] ---
    Byakuya-chan! My dear friend!
[05:40] ---
    I missed you!
[05:41] ---
    Fck!
[05:43] ---
    Hibana wanted to make a dessert for Mimori
    Byakuya for Christmas so we came to buy ingredients.
[05:49] ---
    For Christmas?
[05:50] ---
    Fck!
[05:51] ---
    Can that rude little chick even make a proper cake?
[05:56] ---
    Don't be rude! What are you even here for anyway?
[06:00] ---
    We're on different levels, ya baldie.
[06:04] ---
    We didn't come to shop.
[06:06] ---
    We came for freebies! We're here for
    okra and bread crusts!
[06:10] ---
    Why do you have to sound so pompous
     when what you're doing is so shabby!
[06:14] ---
    Thank you, Hibana-chan.
[06:17] ---
    If you're okay with a sweetened
     bread crust, I'll make you some.
[06:22] ---
    Fck!
[06:24] ---
    Hibana, if you eat those free leftover bread crusts...
[06:27] ---
    you might end up with an upset stomach.
[06:30] ---
    What?! They're not leftovers...
[06:33] ---
    The baker is friendly with Byakuya
    and they give her the unsold stuff.
[06:38] ---
    That's what it means to be sympathetic,
     ya balding bastard.
[06:42] ---
    Sympathy?
[06:44] ---
    I don't believe making sweetened bread
    crust is worth Hibana's time, money, or effort.
[06:51] ---
    You're such a dumbass!
[06:53] ---
    You wouldn't know gourmet foods
     if it slapped you on the tongue.
[06:56] ---
    Byakuya's food tastes like love, bozo.
[07:01] ---
    You think her taste was influenced by
     the environment she was raised in?
[07:05] ---
    By that standard, Hibana was raised as
    an example of sophistication.
[07:10] ---
    Tea ceremony, flower arrangement, playing instruments...
[07:12] ---
    And her specialty is apple pie!
[07:14] ---
    Byakuya's lived alone since she left that facility.
[07:18] ---
    She only makes simple dishes...
[07:21] ---
    But you see her true charm when she's eating.
[07:27] ---
    Lick Lick, it's melting...
[07:30] ---
    Such vile behavior, knock it off!!
[07:33] ---
    You thought about it, didn't ya, pervy birdy~
[07:37] ---
    How dare you...!
[07:38] ---
    Food is...
[07:40] ---
    She spoke.
[07:41] ---
    She spoke...
[07:42] ---
    The most important ingredient for a meal comes...
[07:46] ---
    ...From the heart!
[07:48] ---
    From the heart?
[07:50] ---
    There's a sense of trust that goes into making
     and eating something for the first time.
[07:57] ---
    Everyone's experience of eating the same thing is different!
[08:01] ---
    You shouldn't be trying to test which is better!
[08:04] ---
    Cause that'd be just fcked up!
[08:10] ---
    Hibana...where did I go wrong?
[08:17] ---
    Fck, fck.
[08:21] ---
    From the heart...
[08:24] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant!
[08:27] ---
    I'm sorry to keep, ah--!
[08:33] ---
    Are you alright?
[08:36] ---
    Yes...
[08:37] ---
    The end-of-year balloon sale was nonstop...
[08:41] ---
    Did you come here on your break?
[08:43] ---
    I wanted to see you, even if it was only for a little while.
[08:48] ---
    You're too cute! Too stinkin' cute!!!
[08:51] ---
    Do you like bunnies?
[08:54] ---
    There's not much time, so I'll cut to the chase.
[08:57] ---
    I wanted to ask, what are you
    doing on the 24th and 25th?
[09:01] ---
    On Christmas?
[09:04] ---
    Oh yeah, that's Christmas, isn't it?
[09:06] ---
    Work.
[09:07] ---
    The pay on Christmas is good.
[09:10] ---
    I see...
[09:16] ---
    We could have cake...
[09:18] ---
    If I work hard, I'll have the evening off, and then...
[09:23] ---
    ...Would you be free?
[09:33] ---
    Well, I am a busy man.
[09:35] ---
    But seeing as how an old enemy
     is calling for me, I suppose it'll be alright.
[09:39] ---
    Is there something else?
[09:41] ---
    Uhm...
[09:43] ---
    Can I say something selfish?
[09:48] ---
    Go on. I won't think it's selfish though.
[09:54] ---
    Then, would you eat dinner with me?
[09:59] ---
    That's fine by me.
[10:01] ---
    To be honest, you don't have to ask so intently.
[10:04] ---
    We've had dinner plenty of times together already.
[10:07] ---
    I guess so...
[10:10] ---
    It's Christmas, though...
[10:13] ---
    Usually, I don't even think about it.
[10:17] ---
    But this year...
[10:21] ---
    I found myself wanting to spend my time with you.
[10:31] ---
    What exactly are you planning?!
[10:33] ---
    You want to spend Christmas night together? Which means...!
[10:38] ---
    No! You're supposed to be my enemy!
[10:41] ---
    Then just what is this?!
[10:43] ---
    My brain can't comprehend this at all!!
[10:45] ---
    Maybe it's too troublesome...
[10:49] ---
    No, not at all.
[10:53] ---
    Is there something you'd like to eat?
[10:55] ---
    I'll make it happen, whatever it is.
[10:58] ---
    Uhm, you can come to my place!
[11:01] ---
    We can eat dinner and spend time together.
[11:08] ---
    Okay. If that's what you want, that's what we'll do.
[11:11] ---
    Yes, I can't wait.
[11:16] ---
    How are you so cute!?
SIGN
SIGN    Episode 9



    On Christmas Night

E9 - On Christmas Night

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[00:00] ---
    Merry Christmas.
[00:02] ---
    Thank you!
[00:04] ---
    -Now, sweetie… don't run!
    You’ll damage the cake!

[00:04] ---
    -Cake! Cake! Cake!
[00:07] ---
    -Thank you.
[00:15] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant.
[00:16] ---
    You’ll catch a cold dressed like that.
[00:20] ---
    No, don’t mind me.
[00:24] ---
    Thank you.
[00:26] ---
    Sorry, I think I’m going to be a little longer…
[00:29] ---
    Do you have to sell all the cakes?
[00:32] ---
    Whatever is left over will have to be bought out...
[00:35] ---
    Then, do you mind if I buy all of them?
[00:37] ---
    Huh? All of them…?
[00:40] ---
    Every single one!
SIGN    Lucky Christmas Shopping District
SIGN    The Big Christmas


    Lottery Event
[01:43] ---
    Thank you very much for buying so many...
[01:46] ---
    It was nothing. The evil organization
     will dispose of it in no time.
[01:51] ---
    Cake!!
[01:54] ---
    Can I make a stop nearby?
[01:56] ---
    Sure.
[02:01] ---
    We’re going shopping together…
[02:03] ---
    It’s like we’re…
[02:04] ---
    One of these, please.
[02:06] ---
    Here you go.
SIGN    Lucky Christmas Shopping District


    Lottery book
[02:09] ---
    What’s that paper?
[02:12] ---
    Ten of these vouchers will get me
     a chance at the lottery.
[02:16] ---
    [First Prize: Rice, 10 kg]
[02:18] ---
    Rice...
[02:19] ---
    Understood. I’ll get you a year’s
     worth of rice right now.
[02:23] ---
    Don’t…
[02:24] ---
    Don’t?!
[02:25] ---
    You always treat me so well.
[02:28] ---
    I want to get this on my own.
[02:31] ---
    Ten kilos... of rice!!
[02:37] ---
    You get tissues for participating!
[02:41] ---
    How many vouchers do I have to buy to get first prize?
[02:46] ---
    You can purchase items in exchange
     for vouchers in the shopping district…
[02:50] ---
    You're alright with just that?
[02:52] ---
    Yes.
[02:54] ---
    I can bring them with me anywhere.
[03:01] ---
    I see…
[03:05] ---
    I’m going to start prepping then.
[03:08] ---
    Feel free to sit where you like.
[03:11] ---
    An apron…
[03:13] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant?
[03:14] ---
    Oh, uhm, let me lend a hand.
[03:18] ---
    Not that I have experience, but I’m interested in cooking…
[03:20] ---
    Thank you.
[03:22] ---
    Then, could you wash and peel this for me?
[03:26] ---
    Sure.
[03:29] ---
    What are you planning to make?
[03:31] ---
    Glazed carrots.
[03:32] ---
    You said you didn't mind eating sweet foods.
[03:37] ---
    I was going to make that with the
     hamburger steak I prepped last night.
[03:42] ---
    It's shaped...
[03:51] ---
    She made it a heart for me?!
[03:53] ---
    If it’s a heart then…?! No!!
[03:56] ---
    Girls send hearts in texts all the time,
     hearts mean absolutely nothing!
[04:00] ---
    It’s just a silly symbol… or is it…!?
[04:03] ---
    I've got no clue…!!
SIGN    There'll be
    nothing left
    of the carrot...
[04:05] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant, if you keep doing that...
[04:09] ---
    Half the steak is made of tofu,
    but I did put meat in there.
[04:13] ---
    Because I wanted to… elevate my cooking a bit today.
[04:16] ---
    I’ll send her Yonezawa beef again.
[04:19] ---
    It’s surprising, seeing you smiling.
[04:23] ---
    I was just thinking that it's strange...
[04:25] ---
    Going shopping for dinner ingredients,
    seeing you carry a shopping bag…
[04:31] ---
    And now we’re standing in a kitchen together.
[04:35] ---
    I agree… It is quite strange.
[04:43] ---
    We’re supposed to be enemies.
[04:46] ---
    And yet we’re spending time together in such peace…
[04:52] ---
    It really…truly is like we’re…!
[04:58] ---
    Newlyweds!!!
SIGN    Newlyweds
[05:03] ---
    Thank you for waiting.
[05:08] ---
    Is it a star…? Or is it a heart…?
[05:12] ---
    Heart…? Or star…?
[05:17] ---
    It’s a heart…!
[05:19] ---
    It might mean nothing,
     but it's possible she had some intent—
SIGN    BADUMP
SIGN    BADUMP
[05:23] ---
    Make sure to eat while it’s hot.
[05:27] ---
    Thanks for this meal.
[05:36] ---
    How is it?
[05:37] ---
    Outta this world...
[05:39] ---
    That good?
[05:48] ---
    The carrots we made together are also really good.
[06:00] ---
    Yeah…
[06:02] ---
    Thanks for the meal.
[06:05] ---
    Thank you for helping wash the dishes.
[06:08] ---
    It’s nothing…
    Rather, are you sure this was enough?
[06:12] ---
    Hm?
[06:13] ---
    I mean… it’s Christmas…
[06:16] ---
    Yes. I’m happy just getting to spend time with you.
[06:21] ---
    Is that…so…
[06:27] ---
    Isn’t there anything you want?
     I’d like to gift you some food.
[06:31] ---
    Huh?
[06:32] ---
    You don’t… you don’t have to go that far.
[06:35] ---
    I want to. I’d feel weird if I didn’t.
[06:42] ---
    Uhm... Then...
[06:46] ---
    If you can’t, then tell me...
[06:50] ---
    Okay, I will.
[06:52] ---
    Well…I’d…
[06:55] ---
    I’d like for you to call me “Byakuya.”
[07:03] ---
    Sorry...
[07:05] ---
    Tell me again...
[07:08] ---
    Call me by my name…
[07:14] ---
    What is she planning?!
[07:16] ---
    Was her strategy to target my will
     to fight and destroy all reasoning?!
[07:19] ---
    But why would she? That would
     only put herself in danger!
[07:23] ---
    Even with all my intellect, I can’t read her tactics!
[07:27] ---
    You’re a tough one, Magical Girl!
[07:30] ---
    At least I understand this much:
[07:32] ---
    You’re adorable!!!
[07:35] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant?
[07:38] ---
    Uhm...
[07:39] ---
    At least for today, we don’t
    have to be enemies, right…?
[07:45] ---
    I…don’t want to be a magical girl today.
[07:50] ---
    I just want to be Byakuya.
[07:58] ---
    Yeah, I get it.
[08:03] ---
    Well, then...
[08:06] ---
    Miss...Byakuya...
[08:11] ---
    Yes, Mr. Lieutenant!
[08:15] ---
    It’s your turn.
[08:16] ---
    Huh?
[08:17] ---
    You said you didn’t want to be a magical girl today.
[08:21] ---
    Which means…I shouldn’t be an evil lieutenant.
[08:33] ---
    Hm…
[08:38] ---
    Mr... Mira…
[08:43] ---
    Miss Byakuya…
[08:45] ---
    Mr. Mira…
[08:46] ---
    Miss Byakuya…
[08:48] ---
    Mr. Mira...
[08:49] ---
    Miss Byakuya...
[08:50] ---
    Mr. Mira...
[08:52] ---
    Miss Byakuya...
[08:53] ---
    Mr. Mira...
[08:55] ---
    Miss Byakuya...
[08:56] ---
    What’s with this secret love affair, ha?!!
[08:59] ---
    Geez! It's givin' me the creeps!
[09:01] ---
    Mr. Familiar… When did you get back?
[09:05] ---
    I just got back. I even said I was back!
SIGN    1\frz11.06\pos(466.666667,103.333333)}Welcome back...*
[09:08] ---
    I caught you in your own little world with
     all your “Mr. Mira” and “Miss Byakuya”!
[09:14] ---
    It's pathetic!
[09:17] ---
    Did ya forget you're enemies?
[09:21] ---
    Byakuya, food!
[09:23] ---
    O-okay, did you want a hamburger steak?
[09:23] ---
    That was close…
[09:25] ---
    True, we did put our relations aside for the moment.
[09:26] ---
    Yeah, sure.
[09:29] ---
    Even if it is Christmas,
     I need to protect my reputation…
[09:35] ---
    It's not a heart!
[09:37] ---
    Merry Christmas!!
[09:39] ---
    Fck!!
[09:41] ---
    Byakuya-chan, I baked an apple pie for you!
[09:45] ---
    Fck!
[09:46] ---
    Oh, I'm so glad.
[09:48] ---
    Merry Crushmas…
[09:51] ---
    Merry Christmas!
[09:54] ---
    Did you decide what you’ll ask Santa for, Spica?
[09:57] ---
    Stop treating me like a child!
[09:59] ---
    You’re acting so cutesy, I couldn’t help it.
[10:02] ---
    C-Cutesy?
[10:04] ---
    Of course, Mira would provide refreshments.
[10:07] ---
    He’s thoughtful like that.
[10:10] ---
    Hmph. You call this an evil organization?
[10:13] ---
    Merry Christmas!
[10:16] ---
    What is this hat!?
[10:19] ---
    It’s something humans do on Christmas!
[10:26] ---
    My Byakuya…
[10:29] ---
    My Hibana…
[10:38] ---
    Thank you for today.
[11:03] ---
    Merry Christmas...
[11:09] ---
    Miss Byakuya.
[11:14] ---
    Yes! Merry Christmas, Mr. Mira.
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    On Christmas Night
SIGN
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    A Day with Mr. Familiar

E10 - A Day with Mr. Familiar

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[00:00] ---
    On the days I'm with Mr. Familiar,
     I make our breakfast in the morning.
[00:12] ---
    Then I go wake him up.
[00:16] ---
    Mr. Familiar, it’s morn--ing!
[00:19] ---
    Let’s sleep a little more...
[00:21] ---
    Intimately, I mean.
[00:23] ---
    And then I get sexually harassed.
[01:27] ---
    Byakuya!
[01:29] ---
    We need to have a strategy meeting.
[01:31] ---
    But I have a lot of cleaning to do…
[01:33] ---
    Cleaning or the world crisis,
    which is more important?
[01:37] ---
    After breakfast, sometimes, we'll have
     a meeting if he feels like it.
[01:42] ---

[01:44] ---
    What're we discussing…?
[01:45] ---
    We gotta refine your tactics so they’re magical girl-like.
[01:49] ---
    What in particular needs to be more magical girl-like?
[01:53] ---
    Don’t talk back, else I'm gonna grab your titties.
[01:56] ---
    We should come up with a
    magical girl-like entrance catchphrase.
[02:00] ---
    I’m gonna teach ya, so watch.
[02:03] ---
    Happy Happy Happiness!
[02:07] ---
    With my un-happy power,
    I will happily cast you into hapless oblivion!
[02:13] ---
    What?! Super catchy, innit?
[02:15] ---
    Do I really have to do it?
[02:18] ---
    Huh?!
[02:19] ---
    Okay…
[02:21] ---
    Happy Happy Happiness!
[02:24] ---
    With my un-happy power,
    I will happily cast you into hapless oblivion!
[02:34] ---
    That’s what I love about ya!
[02:36] ---
    Even if ya don’t wanna do it, ya give it your all!
[02:39] ---
    It’s my job…
[02:41] ---
    Haa, I lol'd.
[02:44] ---
    Ya gotta do it for your next entrance.
[02:46] ---
    Okay. If it’s for my job, then I will…
[02:49] ---
    Next up, we have this!
[02:51] [SONG] ---
    °Image is work
     in progress.
[02:51] [SONG] ---
    Glass Happiness
    2nd Design
[02:53] ---
    As a magical girl, we’ll be makin' minor changes to your uniform.
[02:56] ---
    There’ll be more pieces.
[02:59] ---
    I don’t see any difference though…?
[03:01] ---
    Design number 3.
[03:03] ---
    Are there more pieces?
[03:05] ---
    Design number 4.
[03:07] ---
    Isn’t that less…?
[03:09] ---
    Design number 5.
[03:11] ---
    Now there are no pieces!
[03:13] ---
    You idiot! It'll be a game changer!
[03:16] ---
    Who the hell said there's gotta be
    more outfit for an outfit change?!
[03:21] ---
    You said there would be more pieces, though…
[03:24] ---
    Fine, then what kinda outfit did ya want?
[03:27] ---
    Maybe, a little more fabric, if possible…
[03:30] ---
    Immediately no.
[03:31] ---
    The only things ya got going for ya are
    your face, your tits, and your obedience.
SIGN    Don't be
    stingy, bring
    'em out!
[03:37] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant…!
[03:38] ---
    Don’t go running to your enemy for safety!
[03:41] ---
    You never learn…
[03:45] ---
    Listen up, I got a word of advice for ya...
[03:49] ---
    That evil lieutenant…
[03:53] ---
    He’s a boob guy!
[03:56] ---
    By the afternoon...
[03:57] ---
    Yeah, that four-eyes is a total perv.
SIGN    Peak
     Pimp
[03:59] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant isn’t like that.
[03:59] ---
    ...The strategy meetings usually veer off at the end.
[04:02] ---
    A dummy like you wouldn’t get it.
[04:06] ---
    We’ll now start our special emergency
     meeting. If you would, Mira.
[04:11] ---
    Yes. Our topic…
[04:14] ---
    The Evil Organization's 17th Annual End-of-Year Party.
[04:18] ---
    Oh no!
[04:19] ---
    I didn’t think we were going to do it this year!
[04:22] ---
    At this rate, it would have been better
     if it was left undecided…
[04:26] ---
    Why fight it...
[04:27] ---
    Even if we started preparing, we won’t be ready in time.
[04:30] ---
    No, we’ll finish in time.
[04:33] ---
    Because…
[04:34] ---
    The King is looking forward to it!
[04:37] ---
    That's right... it's only an
     “End-of-Year Party” in name only...
[04:40] ---
    It’s more like an unholy feast,
    because it's a party for the King of Evil,
[04:44] ---
    by the King of Evil, and all for his entertainment.
[04:48] ---
    We’ll be at the King’s beck and call until he’s satisfied...
[04:52] ---
    ...Acting as his court jesters until every last drop
     of our strength and pride is wrung dry…!
[04:59] ---
    So be it.
[05:01] ---
    We are the King of Evil’s seven henchmen.
[05:04] ---
    It’s only acceptable if we make all his wishes come true.
[05:07] ---
    You talk a big game, but you'll
     be in the trenches, too, right?
[05:10] ---
    I'm the event organizer.
[05:11] ---
    So I have other work to attend to.
[05:13] ---
    This man is such a genius!
[05:16] ---
    Just thinking of such affairs makes my stomach hurt…
[05:21] ---
    Hang in there, Sadalsuud!
[05:23] ---
    Should I take you to the medical room?!
[05:25] ---
    I’ll be alright as long as you keep quiet.
[05:29] ---
    Understood!!
[05:30] ---
    So? What’s the plan?
[05:32] ---
    We don’t have much time so we have to focus on something.
[05:35] ---
    Not to worry.
[05:37] ---
    I already have a plan in mind.
[05:40] ---
    This year…
[05:42] ---
    We’ll do the same as last year:
    “The No Laughing Evil Organization!!!”
[05:47] ---
    Sadalsuud… you’re out.
[05:51] ---
    Stop! Don’t come near me!
[05:53] ---
    I refuse…!
[05:54] ---
    I don't want to have that nightmare again!
[05:57] ---
    Same!
[05:58] ---
    Don't you think you judged us too harshly?
[06:01] ---
    I don't think I laughed that much.
[06:04] ---
    Well, it'd be boring if the odds
    weren't evened up a bit, wouldn't it?
[06:09] ---
    Some judge you are!
SIGN    kill
[06:11] ---
    Well, I had a great time!
[06:13] ---
    That’s cause you were an instigator!
[06:16] ---
    If that’s what we’re doing then
     I’m gonna try and become one.
[06:19] ---
    Right, Bellatrix?
[06:21] ---
    Say something if you wanna do it!
[06:24] ---
    I will… follow whatever Mira commands this year.
[06:29] ---
    What?!
[06:29] ---
    Why?!
[06:30] ---
    I believe that Mira is the one most
    capable of completing this task.
[06:35] ---
    Thank you for your level-headed opinion, Bellatrix.
[06:40] ---
    Yeah. If we have the same roles every year,
    the King will get bored, won't he?
[06:45] ---
    We should have Mira participate this year! It’ll be fun!
[06:49] ---
    Fomalhaut.
[06:50] ---
    Hm?
[06:53] ---
    Go fetch!
[06:53] ---
    Woof!
[06:56] ---
    B-But, Bella, didn't you get a good wallop last year?
[07:01] ---
    You hated that, didn't you?
[07:05] ---
    Last year?
[07:05] ---
    Yes!
[07:07] ---
    I remember last year's like it was yesterday...
[07:10] ---
    An obscene, vexing, and arousing time...
[07:15] ---
    I vaguely recall being surrounded by people in black...
[07:19] ---
    My hands and legs bound, my freedom
     stripped, and my butt spanked!
[07:24] ---
    And behind it all...
[07:27] ---
    Mira had been the one issuing the orders...!
[07:31] ---
    You fiend! You four-eyed fiend! You sadist!
[07:34] ---
    What spurred this on?
[07:36] ---
    Anyway! I propose that we all change positions from last year!
[07:41] ---
    No.
[07:41] ---
    What?!
[07:43] ---
    Are you for or against it?
[07:45] ---
    Maybe it's her guilty pleasure?
[07:47] ---
    I have to catch a bus soon.
[07:50] ---
    If that isn't good enough, does anyone have any other ideas?
[07:52] ---
    I'll give it some thought if someone has something prepared.
[07:56] ---
    I do.
[07:57] ---
    Betelgeuse has an idea...?!
[07:59] ---
    Go ahead, Betelgeuse.
[08:05] ---
    Slippery Sumo.
[08:10] ---
    Alright, I'm heading out.
[08:26] ---
    I work until evening...
[08:29] ---
    While Mr. Familiar relaxes comfortably.
[08:33] ---
    I'll go shopping for dinner ingredients on my way home.
[08:36] ---
    And Mr. Familiar relaxes comfortably.
[08:41] ---
    I'm home.
[08:52] ---
    Today, I'm doing a big tidy of the house before dinner.
[09:08] ---
    You done yet?
[09:10] ---
    Y-yes.
[09:11] ---
    Then let's go.
[09:15] ---
    We usually have baths in a metal basin at home,
    but sometimes we'll go to a bath house.
[09:27] ---
    Daddy!
[09:29] ---
    Thanks for waiting!
[09:31] ---
    You get all warmed up?
[09:33] ---
    Yeah!
[09:33] ---
    Bathing in a big tub is nice, isn't it?
[09:35] ---
    Yeah! I wanna come back! Tomorrow!
[09:38] ---
    Tomorrow~?
[09:40] ---
    It's hot~
[09:47] ---
    It was pretty crowded in there.
[09:50] ---
    It's the end of the year, that's why.
[10:01] ---
    I'll make some soba when we get back.
[10:04] ---
    Soba with meat?
[10:05] ---
    Just soba...
[10:11] ---
    Thank you for the food.
[10:14] ---
    You know...
[10:18] ---
    Here ya are livin' with a guy like it's no big deal.
    But what do ya think? About me, I mean.
[10:25] ---
    Well...
[10:27] ---
    You're a messenger from heaven, usually in your cat form.
[10:30] ---
    And you aid magical girls.
[10:32] ---
    I didn't ask for exposition.
[10:35] ---
    It's a little foreign to me, so I don't really understand, but...
[10:39] ---
    ...This feels like what a family would be like.
[10:44] ---
    Byakuya...
[10:46] ---
    It ain't like that.
    And the soup's watery.
[10:49] ---
    I didn't have enough soy sauce.
[10:52] ---
    As an angel, Mr. Familiar can survive without eating.
[11:06] ---
    It's really good.
[11:08] ---
    Huh? Food this plain?
[11:12] ---
    Happy New Year.
[11:15] ---**
    Ah, yeah.
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    A Day with Mr. Familiar
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    53-Year Old Building
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E11 - 53-Year Old Building

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    53-Year Old Building
[01:30] ---
    So Mira…
[01:32] ---
    You’re pretty infatuated with that magical girl, aren’t you?
[01:36] ---
    Don't be ridiculous…
[01:37] ---
    Well well!
[01:39] ---
    I found this personality test…
    I wonder how you answered?
[01:42] ---
    It's like they say, "To err is human."
[01:45] ---
    Even the smartest ones can slip up sometimes, don’t you think?
[01:51] ---
    The first four-letter word that came to your
     mind was LIFE. The second was LOVE.
[01:56] ---
    Which could mean…
[01:57] ---
    In Mira's perfect LIFE, it's just in LOVE that he's slipped up?
[02:03] ---
    I think so!
[02:05] ---
    You sure are a lively bunch.
[02:07] ---
    My, you have perfect timing.
[02:09] ---
    Hm?
[02:12] ---
    You're riding in a spaceship. After some
    trouble, you crash land on a planet.
[02:20] ---
    What would you say?
[02:22] ---
    I would think "I thought that was the end for me”,
    having barely escaped death…
[02:29] ---
    What do you think, Mira?
[02:31] ---
    You want me to answer?
[02:32] ---
    Well yeah!
[02:34] ---
    I would have to think rationally about what to do.
[02:37] ---
    Maybe, “Where do we go from here”…?
[02:40] ---
    That's a good one! What about you, Alcyone?
[02:43] ---
    Well… if I were in that situation,
     I’d want to be with Spica.
[02:46] ---
    What?!
[02:48] ---
    So? What’s the answer, then?
[02:50] ---
    I-I-I-I don't have an answer!
    You didn't even give a real answer!
[02:54] ---
    Just kidding!
[02:57] ---
    Actually, I already know.
[02:58] ---
    I just wanted to see your reaction after~
[03:02] ---
    After…
[03:04] ---
    Which would mean…
[03:06] ---
    Is that... the end for me...!?
[03:09] ---
    So...where do we go from here?
[03:12] ---
    From here...will it be so intense I'll die?!
SIGN    Go easy
     on me...
SIGN    The night
     is young...
[03:16] ---
    No!! That’s so obscene!!
[03:18] ---
    You four-eyed stud!
[03:19] ---
    What on earth is happening?
[03:24] ---
    What a ridiculous conversation…
[03:27] ---
    Emergency landing a spaceship?
[03:29] ---
    Speaking plainly, I don't care to leave my research lab.
[03:33] ---
    So that situation would never apply to me.
[03:35] ---
    Don't you feel a sense adventure
     in going to space, Sadalsuud?
[03:39] ---
    Huh?!
[03:40] ---
    If it were me…
[03:41] ---
    I'd say "A lot happened but it was a great experience,"
[03:44] ---
    "And I will remember this day for the rest of my life!"
[03:47] ---
    He really thinks he's cool…
[03:50] ---
    Thanks to all that, I’m late…
[03:55] ---
    She’s not here yet…
[04:09] ---
    Let’s play on the slide!
[04:10] ---
    Okay!
[04:14] ---
    Bye!
[04:16] ---
    Bye!
[04:28] ---
    She never came today.
[04:34] ---
    It’s not like we planned to meet every day, but…
[04:39] ---
    Perhaps she was working on a strategy behind closed doors.
[04:42] ---
    If so, then I have an obligation to investigate it.
[04:48] ---
    What are you doing out here?
[04:52] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant…
[04:57] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant!!
[05:01] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant! Mr. Lieutenant!!
[05:04] ---
    What is this, a new strategy?
[05:07] ---
    So cute.
[05:08] ---
    My brain can’t keep up with this.
[05:10] ---
    She’s so cute.
[05:11] ---
    The only thing I can even comprehend is that...
[05:13] ---
    She’s so cute!
[05:14] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant.
[05:16] ---
    I missed you. I’m so glad you’re here.
[05:20] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant!!
SIGN    The magical girl is burying her face in me
[05:22] ---
    No, my brain and reasoning have taken a critical hit!
SIGN    Critical hit! The Evil Lieutentant's brain
    and reasoning have taken damage
SIGN    Evil Lieutenant
SIGN    Count prime
     numbers
SIGN    Take a
    deep breath
[05:26] ---
    Just take a deep breath for now…!
SIGN    The Evil Lieutenant took a deep breath
[05:32] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant…
[05:35] ---
    You’re shaking. Did something happen?
[05:37] ---
    Was it the cat again?
[05:40] ---
    Mr. Familiar isn’t here right now…
[05:43] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant… please…
[05:49] ---
    Don’t leave me tonight…
[05:54] ---
    Please… I want to be with you…
[06:02] ---
    You do realize what you’re asking, right?
[06:05] ---
    Yes, Mr. Lieutenant...
[06:09] ---
    So, are you ready to throw everything away?
[06:15] ---
    You’d give up your mission and
     the world you grew up in… to be with me…?
[06:23] ---
    Yes…
[06:25] ---
    Affordable housing is rare, but it's
     not worth it when I'm scared of ghosts!
[06:31] ---
    Huh?
[06:33] ---
    A haunted apartment?
[06:38] ---
    Well, when you look around...
    It does give off that vibe…
[06:43] ---
    Think it will come out?
[06:45] ---
    Yes…
[06:46] ---
    I tried to ignore it cause it hasn’t
    caused me any direct harm, but…
[06:51] ---
    That’s impressive…
[06:53] ---
    Lately, all throughout the night,
    it’s like it wants me to give it something…
SIGN    Give it back...
    Give it back...
SIGN    I don't have
    anything though...
[06:58] ---
    Because of that, I haven’t been able to sleep well…
[07:02] ---
    Why not move?
[07:03] ---
    Rent is only 9,000 yen, so I’ve been putting up with it.
[07:08] ---
    That rent is all the more scary…
[07:11] ---
    I can’t let her stay here.
[07:14] ---
    She should be living somewhere
     cheap, but well-lit and warm.
[07:19] ---
    Welcome back, Mr. Mira.
[07:21] ---
    Would you like a bath? Or dinner?
[07:25] ---
    Or would you like…
[07:26] ---
    Me?
[07:29] ---
    No, stop… I would be only too happy about that...
[07:35] ---
    At present, you’re stuck but there’s a lack of danger.
[07:39] ---
    I’m surprised you live here like you do.
[07:42] ---
    I never believed in ghosts before.
     But then...
[07:48] ---
    Well, what about me, you, and that lieutenant?
[07:51] ---
    We’re all supernatural beings, too, right?
[07:55] ---
    I realized that once I couldn’t deny
     that about you, things got more scary.
[08:03] ---
    What's scary is how cute you are!
[08:06] ---
    More scary than Inagawa ji’s summer stories!
[08:09] ---
    Is the cat coming back tonight?
[08:12] ---
    He said he wouldn’t be back for a while…
[08:15] ---
    So tonight it’ll just be the two of us… Ah…
[08:20] ---
    This doesn't mean anything.
[08:22] ---
    We’re enemies, so there's no room for error here....
[08:26] ---
    ...And the magical girl is showing her weakness!
[08:31] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant!!
[08:33] ---
    M-Mr. Lieutenant…
[08:35] ---
    I hear something rattling…
SIGN    soft~
[08:37] ---
    I hear it too. But it might be the sound of my pride or
    whatever you call it getting rattled instead…
[08:43] ---
    There’s nothing to be done. Let’s just go to sleep.
[08:46] ---
    Let’s regroup in the morning when things are calm.
SIGN    Got to
     get a
     hold of
     myself
[08:50] ---
    Okay...
[08:52] ---
    I’m turning the lights off.
[09:17] ---
    How can I sleep like this...
[09:21] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant.
[09:23] ---
    Thank you so much…
[09:27] ---
    For listening to my selfish request…
[09:30] ---
    And that time before...
[09:33] ---
    ...When you said all of those things.
[09:37] ---
    Haven’t…you spoiled me enough…?
[09:44] ---
    What are you saying?
[09:46] ---
    Conversely, you should've told me
     before you sat outside scared…
[09:51] ---
    No matter what happens to you, I will…
[10:03] ---
    What did I want to say…?
[10:08] ---
    No…
[10:14] ---
    It’s more like, “I will be the one to defeat you.”
[10:19] ---
    That’s what I mean…
[10:26] ---
    Mr. Familiar was able to purge
    the apartment with his sacred powers.
[10:32] ---
    If you could do that, why didn't you do it sooner?
[10:34] ---
    Because I wanted us to move to
     a place with a real bathtub…
[10:38] ---
    My 9,000 yen rent, yay!
[11:49] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant…
[11:54] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant…
[11:57] ---
    She’s just…talking in her sleep…
[12:00] ---
    Wait, sleep talking?!
[12:01] ---
    Does that mean she dreams of me?!
[12:05] ---
    ‘Shank you, Mr. Lieutenann…
[12:09] ---
    No, thank you!
[12:11] ---
    She can see me in her dreams!!
    Ahhh! Just how freakin' lonely am I!
[12:17] ---*
    I love you…
SIGN    Final Episode
SIGN

E12 - Side B / Side M

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[00:07] ---
    Being a magical girl...
[00:11] ---
    and saving the world is something…
    of a dream job.
[00:18] ---
    And I just happen to be a magical girl.
[00:18] ---
    Happy Happy Happiness!
[00:21] ---
    With my happy power, I'll happily send you to heaven!
[00:23] ---
    Draft beer, please!
[00:24] ---
    Yes, coming right up!
[00:26] ---
    I’m called Glass Happiness,
    a magical girl with the power of misfortune.
[00:31] ---
    Here you are…!
[00:33] ---
    You’re really cute. Why not come work for me?
[00:36] ---
    Uhm, sure?
[00:38] ---
    No~!
[00:40] ---
    Whenever I meet Mr. Lieutenant at the park,
    he’s always the first to see me.
[00:47] ---
    Today, however…I don’t think he’s
    noticed me this close to him.
[00:48] ---
    --Alright! Here we go!
[00:52] ---
    It’s unusual…
[00:54] ---
    I wonder what kind of face he’ll make when I surprise him.
[00:59] ---
    I wanna see it…
SIGN    Excited...
[01:00] ---
    I’ll sneak up and cover his eyes…
[01:03] ---
    Guess who…! Ah…
SIGN    Not tall
     enough
[01:09] ---
    …It’s you.
[01:10] ---
    Yeah… it’s me…
SIGN    Dejected
[01:13] ---
    I wasn’t able to see his face in surprise.
[01:18] ---
    I forgot! There was actually a
    catchphrase I was supposed to say…
[01:23] ---
    A catchphrase?
[01:25] ---
    You have to say it.
[01:27] ---
    Okay...
[01:28] ---
    Time got away from us today so I’ll do it tomorrow.
[01:32] ---
    No.
[01:34] ---
    You should do it right now.
[01:35] ---
    Huh...?
[01:37] ---
    It’s embarrassing but it’s part of the job.
[01:41] ---
    Uhm, here goes…
[01:44] ---
    Go ahead.
[01:45] ---
    Happy Happy Happiness!
[01:48] ---
    With my un-happy power,
     I will happily cast you into hapless oblivion!
[01:59] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant?
[02:03] ---
    Saying something so silly with a straight face!
    You sure take your work seriously, huh?
[02:07] ---
    I bet that cat came up with that one...
[02:12] ---
    You know, you really should tell him off more.
[02:19] ---
    I didn’t know seeing Mr. Lieutenant’s smile
     could make me feel so happy…
[02:24] ---
    That was embarrassing for me,
    but seeing his smile was worth it.
[02:28] ---
    I’ll try harder next time!
[02:31] ---
    That was fun. Now…
[02:34] ---
    Do it again.
[02:37] ---
    I did it three more times.
[02:40] ---
    No more please…
[02:42] ---
    It’s for research.
[02:44] ---
    You’re such a meanie sometimes…
[02:47] ---
    You only noticed now? I’m the ruthless
     Evil Lieutenant, remember?
[02:52] ---
    That can’t be.
[02:53] ---
    You’re really so kind even when you tease me a bunch…
[03:02] ---
    By the way, can you use magic as a magical girl?
[03:07] ---
    Yes, just a little bit…
[03:09] ---
    Today, I'll teach you how to turn
    misfortune into happiness...
[03:14] ---
    through “Happiness Conversion."
[03:17] ---
    Okay. That sounds like wonderful magic.
[03:20] ---
    But first, you need to experience
    some misfortune yourself. Mmbyee~!
[03:24] ---
    Huh?
[03:26] ---
    Oh my… You're a cutie.
[03:32] ---
    I gave it my all…
[03:33] ---
    Is that so?
SIGN    Training?
[03:34] ---
    After that, I gave Mr. Lieutenant
    a little demonstration of my magic.
[03:40] ---
    Okay, so, I need you to do something
     that makes me unhappy.
[03:44] ---
    How so?
[03:46] ---
    Well…
SIGN
SIGN    [Doesn't
     hurt]
SIGN
SIGN    [Stopped
    halfway]
[03:53] ---
    …Let’s stop.
[03:56] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant really is...
[04:00] ---
    ...A kind person…
[04:11] ---
    The Evil Lieutenant.
[04:14] ---
     He's considered the brains of the Evil Organization, and known far and wide for his cold-heartedness.
[04:22] ---
    However, not many know his true nature.
[04:27] ---
    You can choose whichever character you want.
[04:30] ---
    The sheep…
[04:32] ---
    Alright then.
[04:33] ---
    It looks a little like her.
[04:36] ---
    I’m always the one calling
    out to her when we meet in the park.
[04:41] ---
    As such, this time I'll try
    pretending not to notice her.
[04:42] ---
    --Alright! Here we go!
[04:46] ---
    But this by no means implies that I'm
    desperate for her to notice me more or anything!
[04:52] ---
    I sense her getting closer.
[04:55] ---
    Is she trying to slowly get close to me so she can
     surprise me? Is she going to cover my eyes?
[04:59] ---
    I sense her reaching up…
    She’s gonna cover my eyes…!
[05:02] ---
    Guess who…? Ah…
SIGN    Not tall
    enough
[05:05] ---
    She can’t reach…!?
[05:07] ---
    The award for being cutest and cleverest should go to her!
[05:10] ---
    …It’s you.
[05:13] ---
    I forgot! There was actually a
    catchphrase I was supposed to say…
[05:19] ---
    A catchphrase?
[05:20] ---
    It’s necessary for a magical girl’s entrance, apparently.
[05:23] ---
    I'm not certain it’s a necessity, but it could
     be a highlight of what she can do…
[05:26] ---
    Time got away from us today so I’ll do it tomorrow.
[05:29] ---
    A highlight…
[05:30] ---
    No, you should do it right now.
[05:32] ---
    Huh?
[05:33] ---
    Come now, Magical Girl!
    I’m your enemy, and I stand in your way!
[05:38] ---
    I need to see it! Plain and simple!
[05:41] ---
    Uhm, here goes…
[05:43] ---
    Go ahead.
[05:45] ---
    Happy Happy Happiness!
[05:48] ---
    With my un-happy power,
     I will happily cast you into hapless oblivion!
[05:55] ---
    I’m sorry, that's just the cutest but most pathetic
     thing ever! Incredible! I want to make her happy…!
[06:00] ---
    Phew, that was fun.
[06:03] ---
    I obtained another piece of data on magical girls.
[06:07] ---
    I’m not sure how useful it’ll be, though.
[06:10] ---
    Even so, I can't afford
     to overlook even the tiniest detail.
[06:13] ---
    As such...
[06:15] ---
    Now… Do it again.
[06:17] ---
    Ha… Happi…
[06:19] ---
    Hm? What’s wrong? I can't hear you.
[06:24] ---
    I had her do it three more times.
[06:27] ---
    You’re such a meanie sometimes…
[06:30] ---
    You only noticed now? I’m the ruthless
     Evil Lieutenant, remember?
[06:34] ---
    That can’t be.
[06:36] ---
    You’re really so kind even when you tease me a bunch…
[06:41] ---
    I want to make her do more embarrassing thingsssss…!
[06:46] ---
    This is just part of my research,
    but what kind of magic can you do?
[06:51] ---
    Well... There's “Happiness Happiness”.
[06:55] ---
    If I use that, nothing but good things will happen.
[06:58] ---
    Wouldn't that make you invincible?
[07:00] ---
    But it only lasts nine seconds.
[07:02] ---
    Oh...
[07:04] ---
    And I can use “Happiness Conversion,"
     where I can turn misfortune into happiness…
[07:09] ---
    Oh…
[07:11] ---
    Happiness Conversion!
[07:16] ---
    Okay, so, I need you to make me unhappy.
[07:20] ---
    How so?
[07:21] ---
    Well…
[07:23] ---
    You can try hitting me?
[07:25] ---
    I can’t do that.
[07:27] ---
    You can’t?
[07:28] ---
    It would be outside my specialty.
[07:32] ---
    How about lightly pinching me?
[07:37] ---
    Don’t mind me…
[07:41] ---
    So soft… Her cheeks are like marshmallows.
[07:46] ---
    They're white and puffy…
[07:49] ---
    Ah, uhm…
[07:51] ---
    I don't think that's really working…
[07:56] ---
    Go…go ahead.
[07:59] ---
    Excuse me…
[08:03] ---
    It’s like her magic is awakening something in me.
[08:09] ---
    Let’s stop…
[08:11] ---
    Before it’s too late.
[08:15] ---
    I’m sorry I couldn’t show you any magic…
[08:18] ---
    How careless of you, apologizing for not
     showing your enemy your skills.
[08:24] ---
    It’s hard for me to show you my magic…
[08:30] ---
    I like being touched by your big hands…
     so it’s hard for me to be unhappy.
[08:37] ---
    What you’re saying is so good and so bad!
[08:39] ---
    There’s no room for misunderstandings here!
[08:41] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant? What’s wrong?
[08:46] ---
    I wish I could've done it for him...
[08:55] ---
    I’ll see you tomorrow, Mr. Lieutenant.
[09:00] ---
    Mhm.
[09:04] ---
    Sweet treats. Mr. Lieutenant’s smile.
    Mr. Lieutenant’s hands.
[09:10] ---
    Seriously...
[09:13] ---
    You’ve had me losing my mind ever since we met.
[09:19] ---
    Even though I'm a cold-hearted evil lieutenant.
[09:23] ---
    Even though I'm the magical girl of misfortune.
[09:27] ---
    We'll say “See you tomorrow” again today as we part.
[09:31] ---
    I feel all the happiness in the world
     when I’m with Mr. Lieutenant.
[09:38] ---
    Good night, Magical Girl…
[09:49] ---
    Good night, Mr. Lieutenant.
[09:54] ---
    The days we have...
[09:57] ---
    I'm helpless against...
[09:59] ---
    The happiness that I feel.
[11:05] ---
    I’m heading out.
[11:24] ---
    Hibana, what’s this dessert?
SIGN    To my dear familiar
[11:28] ---
    Hibanaaaa!
[11:30] ---
    F*ck!
[11:35] ---
    Being outspoken and passionate would do more harm than good!
[11:37] ---
    Is that so?!
[11:39] ---
    The personality test again?
[11:41] ---
    He likes them too.
[11:49] ---
    Me? I'm a continent of passion!
[11:54] ---
    Has anyone seen Mira?
[11:55] ---
    Mira is on a mission.
[12:08] ---
    All set.
[12:10] ---
    Mr. Lieutenant…!
[12:22] ---
    Sorry for the wait!
[12:24] ---