E9 - Find Fuku-chan! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Sekine     Huh? Did I fall asleep? [00:02] Boys     That thing yesterday was awesome! [00:05] Boys     I know, right? That one thing, right? [00:07] Boys     Right, right! [00:11] Sekine     Wait, what? What's going on? [00:19] Sekine     I've turned into a boy! SIGN    Class 2-B     Air Band SIGN    The SIGN    Lit SIGN    tle SIGN    Lies SIGN    We SIGN    All SIGN    Tell SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    Rikka SIGN    Colonel SIGN    Chiyo-san SIGN    Chiyo-san SIGN    Ninja SIGN    Sekine SIGN    Psychic SIGN    Tsubasa SIGN    Tsuyoshi SIGN    Boy SIGN    Note:      Is Sekine SIGN    Maskuma Mask SIGN    Class 2-B     Air Band SIGN    Poeh SIGN    #09: Find Fuku-chan! SIGN    #09: Find Fuku-chan! SIGN    #09: Find Fuku-chan! SIGN    #09: Find Fuku-chan! SIGN    #09: Find Fuku-chan! SIGN    #09: Find Fuku-chan! SIGN    #09: Find Fuku-chan! SIGN    #09: Find Fuku-chan! SIGN    #09: Find Fuku-chan! SIGN    #09: Find Fuku-chan! SIGN    #09: Find Fuku-chan! SIGN    #09: Find Fuku-chan! [02:01] Chiyo     Finished! [02:03] Chiyo     Tsubasa-san, your hair is so pretty! [02:07] Chiyo     You have the shiniest cuticles! [02:09] Tsubasa     Um, thanks. [02:11] Sekine     It's gotta be that androgynous appeal     of yours that makes you so popular. [02:16] Tsubasa     Androgynous... [02:18] Sekine     You know, "The Prince of     the All-Girls' School" trope. [02:21] Rikka     So handsome! [02:22] Chiyo     N-No! Tsubasa-san is a cute, pretty girl! [02:33] Rikka     Miss Tsubasa must want to be a princess, too. [02:38] Rikka     I know! I'll keep Miss Tsubasa as a girl SIGN    Greatest in the Galaxy SIGN    Wicked SIGN    Girly SIGN    Super Princess [02:41] Rikka     and transform everyone else into boys. [02:45] Sekine     You mean, you want to make Tsubasa     a princess in a hot boy harem? SIGN    Not bad [02:50] Rikka     All right! Let's make that dream come true! SIGN    Katsu!! [02:54] Rikka     Katsu! [02:58] Sekine     Swirl... SIGN    Swirl... [03:01] Sekine     That's right. [03:02] Chiyomaru     Sekine-kun. [03:05] Chiyomaru     You should get changed, already. [03:07] Sekine (Boy)     U-Um... [03:10] Sekine (Boy)     Who are you? [03:11] Chiyomaru     What do you mean? I'm Chiyomaru. [03:15] Sekine (Boy)     Chiyomaru...? [03:19] Sekine (Boy)     Oh! [03:20] Sekine (Boy)     Chiyo-san! [03:22] Chiyomaru     It's Chiyomaru. [03:23] Sekine (Boy)     I just remembered something I gotta do! [03:28] Sekine (Boy)     Rikka! Where are you?! SIGN    Lucky Perv SIGN    Blank... [03:41] Narrator     Lucky perv. [03:43] Sekine (Boy)     Um, Tsubasa? [03:47] Tsuyoshi (Girl)     It's meant to be a secret, but I'm here     in place of my older brother, Tsuyoshi. SIGN    Keep the locker      room clean. [03:51] Tsuyoshi (Girl)     So, please call me Tsuyoshi. [03:53] Sekine (Boy)     Huh, I see. [03:55] Sekine     This is what it means     to make Tsubasa a princess? [03:58] Sekine     I have to admit, it's a bit interesting. [04:00] Sekine     And I'm a guy... [04:02] Sekine     I should take advantage of this opportunity     to try things that only guys can do. [04:07] Sekine (Boy)     Tsuyoshi, I have a favor to ask. [04:09] Tsuyoshi (Girl)     What is it? [04:11] Sekine (Boy)     Please let me do it. SIGN    Nurse's Office [04:17] Sekine (Boy)     Did you have to hit me? [04:19] Tsuyoshi (Girl)     Sorry, but you share the blame here. [04:24] Sekine (Boy)     Oh, I'm bleeding. I knew it. [04:27] Tsuyoshi (Girl)     H-He's handsome! [04:29] Sekine (Boy)     You can make up for it by buying me lunch     at the cafeteria later. [04:34] Tsuyoshi (Girl)     I guess we could kiss or something.     I do feel sorry about hitting you. [04:38] Sekine (Boy)     Nah, I can always do that as a girl. [04:43] Tsuyoshi (Girl)     That aside, Sekine... You're going     to be late for the Barfathon. [04:46] Sekine (Boy)     Barfathon? What's that? [04:49] Tsuyoshi (Girl)     Did I hit you in the wrong place? [04:51] Tsuyoshi (Girl)     Remember? Today's the day of     the annual "Loincloth Walking Race." [04:56] Narrator     A race where contestants walk, clad only in     loincloths, all the way to Gunma Prefecture! [05:00] Narrator     Due to the high number of people who     throw up, it has the nickname "Barfathon." [05:04] Narrator     Yes, this is a middle school event. [05:07] Sekine     That's way too hardcore. [05:10] Sekine     But given my injury,     I should be able to opt out. [05:13] Chiyomaru     Sekine-kun, have you seen Rikkard-kun? [05:17] Rikka     I'm right here! [05:21] Sekine     The Colonel is still a girl? [05:24] Chiyomaru     Rikkard-kun... [05:26] Rikka     Who is this handsome boy? [05:28] Chiyo     Rikka-chan! [05:29] Rikka     Is it Chiyo... [05:31] Rikka     san... [05:33] Chiyomaru     What is that outfit you're wearing? [05:36] Chiyomaru     How many times do I have to tell you?! [05:38] Chiyomaru     I hate guys who aren't manly! [05:41] Chiyomaru     What are these? Hair extensions? [05:43] Chiyomaru     Is this your real hair? [05:44] Rikka     Ow, ow... [05:46] Chiyomaru     Tsuyoshi, the clippers. [05:48] Tsuyoshi (Girl)     Here. [05:51] Chiyomaru     Rikkard, I'm shaving your head. [05:56] Rikka     I'd prefer you didn't— [06:02] Chiyomaru     Did I just hear something? [06:04] Rikka     Nothing at all! [06:06] Sekine     I see... SIGN    Maidenly Chiyo [06:07] Sekine     Chiyo-san is very girly. SIGN    Tough Guy Chiyomaru [06:10] Sekine     But as a boy, she's the opposite. [06:14] Sekine     Tsubasa is... [06:16] Sekine     somehow cuter. [06:19] Sekine     Is it because of her princess position? [06:23] Sekine (Boy)     Tsuyoshi, what are you going     to do about the Barfathon? [06:26] Tsuyoshi (Girl)     I'm opting out, of course.     I can't do it for many reasons. [06:29] Sekine (Boy)     I see. I guess I'll opt out, as well. [06:32] Tsuyoshi (Girl)     What are you talking about? [06:34] Tsuyoshi (Girl)     You need a signed document from your     legal guardian to opt out. You know that. SIGN    Huh [06:43] Sekine (Boy)     Huh? [06:57] Chiyomaru     We'll continue this after the Barfathon. [07:00] Chiyomaru     Hurry up and get ready.     You don't want to be late. [07:03] Sekine (Boy)     Look! My head is busted open!     There's so much blood! [07:07] Tsuyoshi (Girl)     You can't go home sick unless     you have a fever or something. [07:09] Sekine (Boy)     What?! [07:11] Chiyomaru     Are you trying to commit truancy? [07:12] Sekine (Boy)     Never! [07:15] Sekine (Boy)     I'm cold! It hurts!     I don't wanna do this anymore! [07:18] Sekine (Boy)     What kind of event is this?!     It's ridiculous! Unbelievable! [07:23] Chiyomaru     Sekine-kun, did you just say something? [07:25] Sekine (Boy)     I love the Barfathon! Gung ho! [07:28] Tsuyoshi (Girl)     Sekine. [07:31] Tsuyoshi (Girl)     Just give up and accept it. [07:33] Sekine     Not fair! [07:34] Chiyomaru     Let's follow Rikkard-kun's lead     and do our best! [07:41] Rikka     I'm glad I included "UFO travel counts     as walking" in the brainwashing program. [07:45] Rikka     One quick hop to Gunma! [07:47] Sekine     Why did you include     the Barfathon in the first place?! [07:56] Rikka     Goal! [07:56] Rikka     Goal, goal, goal, goal, goal! [08:08] Rikka     It seems I've tried a little too hard. [08:11] Narrator     The space alien wins! [08:20] Rikka     Almost there! [08:23] Sekine (Boy)     Ugh, so tough... I'm spent... [08:25] Tsuyoshi (Girl)     Fight on, Sekine. [08:27] Chiyomaru     The goal is right there. Fight on! [08:30] Rikka     You all did so well! [08:33] Tsuyoshi (Girl)     You got first place again! Awesome! [08:35] Chiyomaru     You did great, Rikkard-kun.     I knew you could do it. [08:42] Chiyomaru     Now, let's pick up where we left off. [08:44] Chiyomaru     I hope you're ready. [08:49] Rikka     I'm sorry, Miss Tsubasa!     I can't take any more! [08:52] Rikka     Katsu! [09:01] Rikka     Where... [09:03] Sekine     ...are we? [09:04] Tsubasa     Hey, you two. [09:06] Tsubasa     You're going to be late. [09:09] Rikka     Late for the Barfathon?! [09:11] Sekine     I have no idea what you're     talking about, ma'am! [09:13] Tsubasa     The tea party, of course. [09:15] Tsubasa     Did you hit your head or something?     It's an annual event. [09:20] Chiyo     I baked some sweets. [09:23] Rikka     A tea party! [09:24] Sekine     How elegant! [09:27] Rikka & Sekine     All-girls schools are the best! [09:31] Rikka     Flowers are beautiful     because they're destined to fall. SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell [09:34] Sekine     Oh, no. [09:48] Sekine     I'm broke this month, as always. [09:51] Hot guy     Maybe what you're really concerned about [09:54] Hot guy     is the fact that your family     won't come back. [09:59] Narrator     A hot guy in an all-girls middle school?! [10:01] Narrator     Sir, did you wander into the wrong show? [10:05] Sekine     Who are you? [10:10] Hot guy     I can't talk about that here. [10:19] Hot guy     Come see me behind the gym tomorrow. [10:25] Hot guy     I'll reveal everything to you then. [10:28] Sekine     Why does it have to be out there? [10:30] Hot guy     What? It's only natural to want to see     cute girls away from other people. [10:35] Hot guy     Let's meet alone. [10:37] Sekine     Stop kidding around! [10:40] Hot guy     You're cute when you're angry, as well. [10:46] Hot guy     Don't be so cautious. [10:48] Hot guy     I know you're always working very hard. [10:56] Hot guy     Oh, by the way. [10:59] Hot guy     Take off your glasses. You're cuter that way. [11:05] Hot guy     See you. [11:09] Sekine     What was that? [11:15] Sekine     Was that a teacher from a     different grade or something? [11:19] Sekine     I don't recognize him, though. [11:25] Tsubasa     You look down. Is everything okay? [11:29] Rikka     No, it's not. My pet ran away. [11:34] Chiyo     Oh, dear. [11:35] Rikka     Where could you have gone? [11:41] (Flashback) Rikka     A cute animal, here?! [11:45] (Flashback) Rikka     Let's help each other to survive     here on this planet, my comrade. [11:59] (Flashback) Rikka     Don't just start running. It's dangerous. [12:01] (Flashback) Rikka     Hey! [12:02] Narrator     And he just ran off like that. [12:06] Rikka     Fuku-chan... [12:08] Sekine     What kind of name is that? [12:10] Rikka     Lost on a foreign planet...     He must be so lonely. [12:15] Rikka     No, he's fine! [12:17] Rikka     Fuku-chan has the ability to embed     spores into a target's brain [12:22] Rikka     to show them an illusion     of the target's ideal partner! [12:30] Rikka     He'll certainly be popular     on this planet, as well! [12:41] Sekine     Spores...? [12:44] Sekine     Wait, so that guy earlier was an illusion     shown to me by the Colonel's pet? SIGN    Just the right amount     of aggressiveness SIGN    Understands family issues SIGN    Ideal age difference SIGN    Beauty mark     beside mouth SIGN    Squee!      (Translation: You like guys      like this, don't you?) [12:50] Sekine     So that's my ideal partner... SIGN    Aaaaaaaaaaa... [12:58] Narrator     She can't come to terms     with her maidenly desires. [13:01] Sekine     Tsubasa... [13:03] Tsubasa     What? [13:05] Sekine     I'm sorry I called you a pierced     female animal the other day. [13:09] Narrator     She has regrets. [13:10] Tsubasa     It's all right. [13:13] Tsubasa     But in that case, can I ask you for a favor? [13:16] Sekine     What is it? [13:17] Tsubasa     Well, there's this person I'm seeing. [13:23] Sekine     I thought this was about a favor? [13:27] Sekine     Wait, you have a boyfriend? [13:29] Tsubasa     No, it's not like that. [13:33] Tsubasa     Umm... [13:36] Tsubasa     We just started talking at the convenience     store yesterday, and we got along so well. [13:41] Tsubasa     And... [13:45] Tsubasa     I got invited to meet up, just the two of us! [13:52] Sekine     Don't tell me,     on the back of Tsubasa's head... [13:55] Tsubasa     I was like, wow, how can     someone so nice exist in reality? [14:00] Sekine     Move your hand! [14:02] Tsubasa     I totally feel, like, this is destiny. [14:06] Sekine     Ugh, how stubborn... [14:09] Tsubasa     What are you doing, Sekine?     You're being weird. [14:15] Narrator     He's basically a breeding ground. [14:17] Sekine     Tsubasa, I think that person     is on a different plane of existence. [14:24] Sekine     Or rather, not plane, but... planet? [14:28] Tsubasa     I mean, it did cross my mind a little. [14:31] Tsubasa     There's a bit of an age gap.     It might not work out. [14:34] Woman     Tsuyoshi-kun! [14:35] Sekine     But that romance will only hurt y— [14:38] Rikka     Not necessarily! [14:40] Rikka     No matter how it ends,     romance adds color to a dull life! [14:45] Sekine     Colonel, just shut up for a second. [14:48] Sekine     Oh, wait. Tsubasa does tend to become     super stupid when men get involved. [14:52] Sekine     Maybe this is a good time for her     to experience a heartbreak of her own? [14:56] Tsubasa     What is it? [14:59] Rikka     Life is short, so fall in love, girls. [15:03] Rikka     Fuku-chan, even if you never come back, SIGN    Win-Win Relationship SIGN    Win-Win Relationship [15:06] Tsubasa     A win-win relationship! [15:06] Rikka     I hope you can live a happy life with     a partner of your own on this planet. [15:10] Rikka     But... [15:11] Rikka     But that's a dream that can never come true. [15:15] Sekine     Uh-oh. Sounds bad. [15:16] Rikka     Fuku-chan uses illusions to lure in prey,     and then, while the victim is enraptured, [15:22] Rikka     eats them and converts them into nutrients. [15:28] Tsubasa     So, I got invited to a sleepover tonight. [15:33] Sekine     Don't! [15:34] Chiyo     Please, no! [15:37] Chiyo     Tsubasa-san, you can't sleep over     at a stranger's house! [15:42] Tsubasa     It's fine! [15:44] Tsubasa     So, Sekine, can you just say     I was at your house? [15:49] Sekine     Tsubasa... [15:51] Sekine     I'm going to be direct. [15:56] Sekine     If you get eaten tonight,     will you regret it then? [15:58] Tsubasa     That's too direct, Sekine! SIGN    Eek! SIGN    Eek! [16:01] Tsubasa     Aw, jeez, you're such a prude! [16:03] Sekine     Well, I guess she's dying tonight. [16:07] Sekine     No, this is where I have to draw the line. [16:10] Sekine     But how do I put a stop to this? [16:16] Narrator     Pipi-de-pop-de-poo. [16:20] Sekine     She must have spores on her. [16:22] Sekine     I wonder if removing them would do it. [16:24] Sekine     Ah. [16:26] Sekine     This is one of those things where     I have to take care of Fuku-chan, [16:29] Sekine     or else more will fall prey. [16:31] Tsubasa     Are you all right, Sekine? [16:38] Sekine     Sorry, Tsubasa. You're going to be bait. [16:47] Sekine     Is Fuku-chan coming? [16:51] Sekine     Oh, it's Chiyo-san. [16:53] Chiyo     I'm a bit scared, but I'll tell     that god-knows-who what's what! [16:59] Chiyo     You must arrange a meeting between     both families before anything else! SIGN    God-knows-who SIGN    Wahh SIGN    Rawr [17:02] God-knows-who     Y-Yes! [17:05] Chiyo     I've trained for this, in my mind! [17:09] Chiyo     Here he is! [17:17] Sekine     Isn't that the guy that talked to me? Why? [17:30] Narrator     There were more. [17:35] Sekine     Huh? [17:37] Sekine     Where'd he go? [17:39] Sekine     The only explanation for     this bizarre situation... [17:42] Sekine     is that Fuku-chan must be there! [17:47] Sleazy guy     Come on, baby.     Let's spend a hot night together. [17:52] Chiyo     Tsubasa-san, is this your type? [17:57] Chiyo     I must regretfully decline... [18:00] Sekine     Maybe Chiyo-san is seeing her ideal partner? [18:05] Sekine     But why does she seem troubled? [18:08] Sekine     Why isn't she liking it? [18:09] Chiyo     Um, are you Tsubasa-san's f-friend? [18:15] Narrator     Her art turned to shit due to stress. [18:17] Sekine     What should I do? I can't help her     if I can't see anything. [18:21] Sekine     If only I had some sort of special power... [18:24] Sekine     Wait, I do! [18:26] Narrator     Mistress Time: [18:28] Narrator     Sekine gains the ability     to completely control her powers. [18:33] Sekine     But if I use it... [18:36] Sekine     No, I have to save my friends! [18:41] Sekine     Sekine Eye! [18:44] Narrator     Allow me to explain! [18:46] Narrator     Sekine is seeing what Chiyo is seeing! [18:52] Sekine     That must be Fuku-chan, I guess. [18:55] Sekine     I'm glad I sacrificed my belly for this. [18:58] Sekine     But seriously, that's like,     a sleazy dude from an adult manga. [19:03] Sekine     Is that Chiyo-san's type? [19:07] Sleazy guy     Ah, I get it. Okay, okay. [19:09] Sleazy guy     You're Tsuba-chan's friend, huh? [19:12] Sleazy guy     You're, like, so much more my type     than her, you know. [19:17] Chiyo     Please stay away from Tsubasa-san... [19:21] Chiyo     P-Please... [19:26] Sleazy guy     In that case, how 'bout ya keep me company     instead of Tsuba-chan? [19:31] Sekine     What's going on? [19:33] Sekine     Could it be that... SIGN    No chance to procreate! [19:35] Sekine     Fuku-chan doesn't necessarily     show you your ideal partner, [19:39] Sekine     but just shows whatever illusion has the     best chance of resulting in procreation? SIGN    Slight chance     to procreate! [19:45] Chiyo     Will you promise never     to see Tsubasa-san again? [19:47] Sleazy guy     You got it, toots! [19:51] Chiyo     Understood... [19:53] Chiyo     Let's just kill him. [19:54] Sekine     Guess that figures. [19:57] Chiyo     But I vowed to never take a life... [20:01] Chiyo     Will I go the way of the demon? [20:03] Sleazy guy     Come on, let's go. [20:05] Sleazy guy     Let's get it on alone! [20:07] Chiyo     I'm scared! [20:09] Narrator     Of her own killer instinct. [20:11] Sekine     Chiyo-san! [20:13] Rikka     That won't do. [20:16] Rikka     You're a naughty one. [20:20] Sekine     You're awesome, Colonel!     Though it was your fault to begin with! [20:24] Chiyo     Oh, where did that man go? [20:26] Rikka     I called the authorities!     He probably ran off. [20:30] Rikka     But who would have thought he would actually     try to procreate using Earthlings... [20:42] Tsubasa     Huh? What are you all doing here? [20:46] Rikka     There's no other way. [20:49] Rikka     Exterminate! [20:56] Tsubasa     What is this?! [21:04] Rikka     Good! [21:08] Tsubasa     What is? SIGN    Inaseya Supermarket SIGN    Fresh!! SIGN    Fresh!! SIGN    Super Sale!! Mushroom Festival SIGN    Super Sale!! Mushroom Festival SIGN    Niigata Produce SIGN    King Trumpet Mushrooms SIGN    78 yen per pack (82 yen with tax) SIGN    Niigata Produce SIGN    King Trumpet Mushrooms SIGN    78 yen per pack (82 yen with tax) [21:16] Hot guy 1     You're cute. [21:18] Hot guy 2     I'll save you. [21:22] Hot guy 3     I missed you. SIGN    Vegetables & Fruits [21:24] Hot guy 4     Are you all right? [21:26] Hot guy 5     I will care for you. [21:27] Narrator     An aftereffect of the spores is that king     trumpet mushrooms look like hot guys to her. [21:29] Hot guy 6     You're so fine as always. SIGN    Inaseya Supermarket [21:32] Hot guy     I love you. [21:33] Narrator     It went away after a while. [21:36] Hot guy     Bye-bye. SIGN    Next Episode Preview SIGN    Day Duty:      Sekine [23:09] Chiyo     The hot-springs resort trip! I can't wait! [23:12] Sekine     Hot-spring boiled eggs and steamed buns! [23:14] Rikka     I want to wear a yukata, go to the     shooting gallery, and play table tennis! [23:17] Sekine     Tsubasa, why aren't you excited? [23:19] Tsubasa     I totally am excited! SIGN    #10: Atami [23:20] Tsubasa     I'm going to get shiny, smooth skin     at the skin-beautifying hot spring!