E8 - Hanzo’s Challenge

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[00:02] Leader
    Hanzo.
[00:04] Leader
    If you can't defeat her head-on,
    then outsmart her.
[00:09] Leader
    Surely you've realized Chiyo's weakness.
[00:13] Hanzo
    Chiyo's weakness?
[00:14] Leader
    Yes.
[00:16] Hanzo
    There is no such thing.
[00:18] Hanzo
    Chiyo endured all forms of training
    from a very young age,
[00:21] Hanzo
    and never even complained.
[00:22] Hanzo
    She can't have any weaknesses...
[00:26] Hanzo
    No. Chiyo has something now
    that she didn't before.
[00:31] Hanzo
    I can win!
[00:32] Hanzo
    Finally, I will beat Chiyo!
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SIGN    Colonel
SIGN    Chiyo-san
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SIGN    Sekine
SIGN    Psychic
SIGN    Tsubasa
SIGN    Tsuyoshi
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[02:08] Tsubasa
    Wow, that looks delicious!
SIGN    Cutie!
[02:11] Boy 1
    Want a bite, Tsubasa-chan?
[02:13] Tsubasa
    Aww, I'm on a diet.
[02:16] Boy 1
    But you're so thin! Right?
[02:18] Boy 2
    Right!
[02:19] Tsubasa
    Oh, my gosh, really?
[02:22] Boy 1
    Really!
[02:23] Tsubasa
    Thank you! I'm, like, so happy!
[02:24] Boy 2
    Really!
[02:24] Boy 1
    Just take a bite!
[02:25] Boy 2
    You're so cute!
[02:26] Sekine
    How desperate is she?
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[02:28] Sekine
    Does she want a boyfriend that badly?
[02:31] Sekine
    She's usually so calm,
[02:33] Sekine
    and her androgynous look gave her
    a "prince of the girls' school" vibe.
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[02:38] Tsubasa
    I guess I'll eat Mr. Strawberry, then!
[02:41] Boy 2
    You can have mine, too!
[02:42] Tsubasa
    Really? Are you sure?
[02:44] Boy 2
    Sure, sure!
[02:45] Sekine
    The face of a female animal!
[02:46] Narrator
    A stock crash.
[02:48] Tsubasa
    Aah.
[02:49] Tsubasa
    Mm, delish!
[02:51] Tsubasa
    Life is pain.
[02:52] Tsubasa
    I came here to enjoy a parfait
    with my friends...
[02:55] (Flashback) Rikka
    Let's all enjoy it together!
[02:58] Tsubasa
    Rikka brought in some random boys...
[03:02] Tsubasa
    Chiyo-san is totally freaked out.
[03:05] Tsubasa
    Sekine has gone ice-cold.
[03:08] Tsubasa
    I have to protect them.
[03:10] Tsubasa
    I have to draw the boys' attention!
[03:15] Boy 2
    I have so many famous people in my family.
[03:18] Boy 2
    You know, that person... and that person...
[03:20] Boy 1
    No, no, a man's gotta have muscle.
[03:23] Tsubasa
    Wow, really? That's, like, so cool!
[03:27] Boy 1
    You think so?
[03:29] Rikka
    Good. I've collected enough
    chromosomal information.
[03:32] Rikka
    Now I can get it ready in time
    for Miss Sekine's birthday!
[03:36] Sekine
    Wha...?
[03:36] Narrator
    Her brain cannot keep up.
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[03:39] Sekine
    My birthday?
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[03:42] Sekine
    Oh, now I remember. The other day...
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[03:44] (Flashback) Tsubasa
    I'd love to play soccer with my future son.
[03:49] (Flashback) Chiyo
    That sounds lovely.
[03:50] (Flashback) Sekine
    I'd prefer to have a daughter.
[03:54] (Flashback) Rikka
    Sekine-chan, you want a daughter?
[03:56] (Flashback) Sekine
    Yeah, I guess.
[03:58] (Flashback) Rikka
    I see. Oh!
[04:00] (Flashback) Rikka
    It's your birthday soon, isn't it?
[04:04] Sekine
    Hold up!
[04:06] Sekine
    Did she take that idle banter seriously?
[04:12] Sekine
    So...
[04:15] Chiyo
    Congratulations!
[04:15] Tsubasa
    Congrats.
[04:16] Rikka
    Sekine-chan, happy birthday!
[04:20] Rikka
    Come on, everyone.
[04:22] Rikka
    Time to swap seats!
[04:24] Chiyo
    Swap seats?
[04:26] Rikka
    Yes.
[04:27] Rikka
    You sit next to your favorite person!
[04:31] Narrator
    Where did she get this knowledge?
[04:35] Rikka
    Let's start with Sekine-chan!
[04:38] Rikka
    Who do you want to sit next to?
[04:41] Sekine
    Um...
[04:42] Sekine
    I... Uh...
[04:46] Sekine
    I feel that there isn't even
    a single half-decent man here.
[04:52] Boy 1
    U-Um, Sekine-chan, are you the tsundere type?
[04:58] Sekine
    D-Don't get the wrong idea.
[05:01] Boy 1
    Huh?
[05:01] Sekine
    I don't want your baby at all,
    not even one bit!
[05:09] Sekine
    Damn it, this makes me
    the perfect self-conscious loser.
[05:13] Sekine
    But it's the only way!
[05:15] Tsubasa
    A-Aww, c'mon, Sekine.
    This one's such a hunk!
[05:20] Rikka
    What?!
[05:20] Rikka
    Then I must give Miss Tsubasa a son...
[05:23] Sekine
    Damn you, Tsubasa!
[05:27] Sekine
    These losers... These losers...
[05:31] Sekine
    These losers deserve to go extinct!
[05:35] Sekine
    In other words, the human race is doomed!
[05:38] Three boys
    Wh-What did you say?!
[05:43] Boy 1
    I should probably get going.
[05:45] Boy 2
    We'll go ahead and pay.
[05:48] Hanzo
    Um, see you...
[05:50] Narrator
    She went from "self-conscious loser"
    to "actual, physical threat."
[05:55] Narrator
    And quietly, like the tide, the boys left.
[06:02] Tsubasa
    Sekine, don't you think
    that was a bit rude?
[06:06] Tsubasa
    You could've let them down more gently.
[06:10] Sekine
    You don't know anything.
[06:13] Sekine
    Shut up, you pierced animal!
[06:15] Sekine
    How desperate are you for attention?!
[06:17] Tsubasa
    H-Huh?!
[06:19] Tsubasa
    I tried so hard to make sure
    nobody else had to talk...
[06:26] Tsubasa
    I...
[06:27] Tsubasa
    I've never wanted boys to like me!
[06:33] Tsubasa
    I'm going home.
[06:34] Chiyo
    Oh, Tsubasa-san!
[06:42] Rikka
    This situation makes it very hard
    for me to bring up the fact
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[06:46] Rikka
    that I got asked out on a date...
[06:49] Sekine
    When the heck did that happen, Colonel?!
[06:55] Hanzo
    Hey, Rikka-chan!
[06:58] Rikka
    Sorry to make you wait!
[07:00] Hanzo
    Oh, no. I just got here.
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[07:04] Sekine
    I followed her here...
[07:08] Hanzo
    Please, take a seat.
[07:09] Rikka
    Sure!
[07:11] Rikka
    Good. He is very considerate.
[07:12] Rikka
    He'll make a perfect life partner.
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[07:16] Rikka
    Who would have thought I'd find
    eternal love here on Earth...
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[07:22] Sekine
    What a pushover.
[07:24] Sekine
    Is it all right for such a gullible
    person to be a colonel?
[07:31] Sekine
    Ch-Chiyo-san?!
[07:34] Chiyo
    I'm sorry, Rikka-chan.
[07:38] Hanzo
    You saw through my plan
    to take your friend hostage.
[07:41] Chiyo
    Of course, Hanzo.
[07:43] Hanzo
    Impressive, my sister.
[07:45] Sekine
    What? They're siblings?!
[07:47] Hanzo
    But seeing how flustered you look,
[07:50] Hanzo
    it seems your friends really are
    your weakness, after all.
[07:54] Chiyo
    Have you no shame?
[07:56] Chiyo
    Because of your meddling, a crack has formed
    in our otherwise perfect friendship!
[08:01] Sekine
    Huh?
[08:02] (Flashback) Tsubasa
    I guess I'll eat Mr. Strawberry, then!
[08:05] (Flashback) Boy 2
    You can have mine, too!
[08:06] (Flashback) Tsubasa
    Really? Are you sure?
[08:08] (Flashback) Tsubasa
    Aah.
[08:09] Sekine
    Was it really Hanzo's fault?
[08:12] Hanzo
    That was all because that
    Tsubasa girl was so desperate!
[08:16] Chiyo
    At her age, it's only natural
    to be into romance!
[08:19] Hanzo
    Mark my words! I'll get you next time!
[08:22] Rikka
    H-Huh?
[08:24] Rikka
    Hey, Chiyo-san, wasn't a boy here just now?
[08:29] Chiyo
    That was an evil scoundrel who treats
    the pure hearts of girls as mere playthings!
[08:34] Rikka
    Oh, I see. I'm heartbroken.
[08:39] Chiyo
    What a sad look...
[08:41] Chiyo
    I'm so sorry. Everyone's so sad
    and it's all my fault.
[08:47] Rikka
    You did nothing wrong, Chiyo-san.
[08:54] Rikka
    Besides, I really like it
[08:56] Rikka
    when you're honest about what you want.
[09:01] Chiyo
    Rikka-chan...
[09:06] Rikka
    Goodbye, my love.
[09:16] Chiyo
    Good day, Tsubasa-san.
[09:19] Rikka
    Good morning!
[09:20] Tsubasa (Sister)
    Mornin'!
[09:24] Chiyo & Rikka
    Hmm?
[09:26] Rikka
    She seems different, somehow.
[09:29] Chiyo
    Is what happened yesterday
    still weighing on her mind?
[09:32] Chiyo
    Tsubasa-san, I wanted to
    talk about yesterday.
[09:37] Tsubasa (Sister)
    About yesterday?
[09:38] Chiyo
    Yes. About your fight with Sekine-san.
[09:41] Chiyo
    I know it was tough for you,
    but please make amends with her!
[09:45] Tsubasa (Sister)
    Oh, right. That doesn't bother me at all.
[09:49] Tsubasa (Sister)
    Only small-minded men
    dwell on stuff like that.
[09:55] Chiyo
    Sekine-san! Did you hear that?
[09:57] Sekine
    Y-Yeah...
[10:03] Sekine
    Sorry about yesterday.
[10:06] Rikka
    I'm glad it worked out!
[10:08] Rikka
    Sekine-chan changed her hairstyle
    to make up with you!
[10:12] Tsubasa (Sister)
    Huh?
[10:13] Chiyo
    We gave her a short-hair makeover,
    just the way you like.
[10:17] Chiyo
    It looks good, doesn't it?
[10:19] Sekine
    No, I... I just wanted
    to change things up a bit!
[10:26] Tsubasa (Sister)
    Cute!
[10:28] Sekine
    Huh?
[10:30] Tsubasa (Sister)
    Wow!
[10:32] Tsubasa (Sister)
    All-girls schools are so much fun!
[10:35] Tsuyoshi
    Now I can finally attend
    Chikuin Middle School, my dream!
[10:39] Tsuyoshi
    I'm glad I decided to tell Sis
    we're switching back.
[10:42] Tsuyoshi
    She said she's not in any specific cliques.
[10:45] Tsuyoshi
    I hope I can settle in quickly.
[10:50] Tsuyoshi
    Morning.
[10:54] Boy 4
    H-He talks...
[10:56] Boy 5
    That's the first time I've ever
    heard Camera's voice.
[11:01] Tsuyoshi
    Uh, morning.
[11:03] Boy 6
    Oh, uh, morning...
[11:06] Boy 6
    I didn't know you did greetings.
    I'm surprised.
[11:10] Tsuyoshi
    Huh?
[11:20] Tsuyoshi
    What've you been doing, Sis?!
[11:22] Hanzo
    Tsuyoshi-kun, right?
[11:25] Tsuyoshi
    Um...
[11:26] Hanzo
    I'm Hanzawa, from your class. Naozo Hanzawa.
[11:31] Tsuyoshi
    I'm sorry. We're classmates,
    and I didn't even know your name.
[11:35] Hanzo
    It's fine.
[11:37] Hanzo
    I just transferred in recently,
    so it's only natural you wouldn't know.
[11:43] Hanzo
    May I sit here?
[11:44] Tsuyoshi
    Sure.
[11:47] Hanzo
    I infiltrated this school to learn
    about life outside the clan,
[11:52] Hanzo
    but meeting Chiyo's friend's younger
    brother this way was a stroke of luck.
[11:56] Hanzo
    If I get to know him, perhaps I can learn
    some useful information about Chiyo.
[12:02] Hanzo
    You were sighing earlier, too.
    Are you all right?
[12:06] Tsuyoshi
    Yeah, I guess.
[12:08] Tsuyoshi
    Hanzawa-kun, do you have any siblings?
[12:10] Hanzo
    Yes, an older sister.
[12:13] Tsuyoshi
    Oh, I have a sister, too. We're twins.
[12:16] Tsuyoshi
    She's a real force of nature.
[12:19] Tsuyoshi
    It's exhausting.
[12:21] Hanzo
    I see... I clash with my sister a lot, too.
[12:25] Hanzo
    She's so tough. I still can't beat her,
[12:29] Hanzo
    but one day, I want to get her back.
    Double payback!
[12:32] Tsuyoshi
    Double payback, huh?
    If I even so much as attempted that...
[12:36] Tsubasa (Sister)
    I wonder how much money
    I can make from this photo?
[12:40] Hanzo
    Hey, I know.
[12:42] Hanzo
    Why don't we get together after school
    to air our grievances?
[12:46] Tsuyoshi
    Sure! Let's meet at the new café in front
    of the station and talk over some cakes.
[12:51] Hanzo
    Cakes? Sounds a bit girly, but sure.
[12:55] Tsuyoshi
    Huh?
[12:56] Tsuyoshi
    Oh, right. That's a girl thing.
[13:04] Tsuyoshi
    Sis!
[13:06] Tsuyoshi
    "Not in a specific clique" and "has
    zero friends" are totally different!
[13:11] Tsuyoshi
    I can't believe you don't even say hi
    to your classmates in the morning!
[13:15] Tsubasa (Sister)
    I was attending that school
    to record the beauty of an idol.
[13:19] Tsubasa (Sister)
    Why would I mingle with
    the common riff-raff?
[13:22] Tsuyoshi
    I can't stand how awkward it is.
[13:25] Tsuyoshi
    I did find one person who seemed nice,
[13:29] Tsuyoshi
    but now I wanna go back to the other school.
[13:30] Tsubasa (Sister)
    Whatever.
[13:36] Rikka
    Oh, hey, Tsubasa-chan!
[13:38] Tsubasa
    Morning.
[13:40] Tsubasa
    Oh, having friends is truly wonderful...
[13:43] Rikka
    Hey, um, Tsubasa-chan.
[13:45] Tsubasa
    Yeah? What is it?
[13:46] Rikka
    Um...
[13:47] Rikka
    Before taking someone's photo,
    you should always ask!
[13:51] Rikka
    Everyone in the universe knows that!
[13:57] Tsubasa
    Did she do it here, too?!
[14:00] Tsubasa (Sister)
    Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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[14:06] Tsubasa
    Happy birthday, Sekine!
[14:06] Chiyo
    Happy birthday!
[14:06] Rikka
    Happy birthday!
[14:09] Sekine
    Thank you...
[14:11] Chiyo
    Here is your present.
[14:14] Chiyo
    I made a hair ornament that I thought
    might look good on you.
[14:17] Sekine
    Thank you, Chiyo-san.
[14:19] Tsubasa
    I baked muffins. Try some, if you'd like.
[14:22] Sekine
    You made these yourself?
[14:24] Tsubasa
    Yeah. I've gotten hooked
    on making sweets lately.
[14:27] Sekine
    I see. Thank you!
[14:30] Rikka
    I brought you something truly special!
[14:33] Rikka
    Behold!
[14:36] Rikka
    A beautiful daughter!
[14:39] Sekine
    You didn't give up on that plan, Colonel?!
[14:45] Three-year-old
    I drew Mommy!
[14:46] Six-year-old
    I'm in school now!
[14:49] Rikka
    She's crying tears of happiness.
[14:52] Rikka
    This present was a resounding success!
[14:54] Sekine
    Wh-What should I do?
    The child itself is innocent...
[14:59] Sekine
    By the way, who is the father?
[15:02] Rikka
    The father? Hmm...
[15:05] Rikka
    Oh, a ninja!
[15:09] Sekine
    It's Hanzo?!
[15:10] Tsubasa
    A ninja? Where?
[15:12] Rikka
    Look, over there. Huh?
[15:16] Sekine
    Hanzo!
[15:19] Hanzo
    Chiyo's friend's brother had
    little useful information.
[15:23] Hanzo
    I cannot fail again.
[15:26] Hanzo
    When Chiyo steps away
    from her friends, I'll use this...
[15:33] Sekine
    A-Are you dating anyone right now?
[15:38] Hanzo
    Huh? Um, no...
[15:40] Sekine
    I see! So, what do you think?
[15:45] Sekine
    Can we start with a quick
    marriage registration?
[15:47] Hanzo
    Huh?
[15:48] Hanzo
    Uh, that's a little, you know...
[15:50] Sekine
    Yes, of course.
[15:52] Sekine
    How about we exchange D'DINE IDs, then?
[15:56] Sekine
    No, please, I'm not a weirdo!
    It's just, uh...
[15:59] Sekine
    Love at first sight!
[16:00] Hanzo
    In this situation?!
[16:01] Sekine
    Please... For my... I mean,
[16:04] Sekine
    for the sake of our daughter!
[16:07] Chiyo
    What are you doing to my friend, Hanzo?!
[16:10] Hanzo
    I'm the one who's getting done here!
[16:13] Sekine
    Oh, no! Time to play dead!
[16:15] Chiyo
    Sekine-san!
[16:17] Chiyo
    Today will be your last!
[16:25] Hanzo
    Dear sister. You will pay
    for your betrayal of the clan.
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SIGN    Dear sister. You will pay
     for your betrayal of the clan.
     That said, you should choose
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[16:31] Hanzo
    That said, you should choose
    friends with better morals.
[16:35] Chiyo
    Huh?
[16:35] Rikka
    Oh, look, there you all are!
[16:38] Sekine
    Rikka!
[16:39] Rikka
    Sekine-chan, you forgot this!
[16:41] Sekine
    Oh, that's... Hmm?
[16:49] Octopus
    Octo!
[16:50] Sekine
    A space octopus?!
[16:51] Rikka
    It's cute, like a baby!
[16:55] Rikka
    But be careful! Once it attaches itself,
    it won't come off!
[16:58] Sekine
    It wasn't a baby?!
[17:00] Sekine
    I almost married Hanzo!
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[17:03] Sekine
    The Little Lies We All Tell.
[17:12] Tsubasa
    I'm bored.
[17:14] Hanzo
    Hey, aren't you Tsuyoshi-kun's sister?
[17:17] Tsubasa
    Oh, it's Hanzawa-kun.
[17:21] Hanzo
    How do you know my name?
    We've never met before.
[17:25] Tsubasa
    Oh, um, my brother described you.
[17:30] Hanzo
    I see.
[17:32] Hanzo
    I heard about you from Tsuyoshi-kun, as well.
[17:35] Hanzo
    Sorry to annoy you out of nowhere like this.
[17:39] Tsubasa
    Oh, not at all. I'm just waiting for
    my friends to finish shopping.
[17:45] Tsubasa
    Would you like to sit down?
[17:46] Hanzo
    Sure! Here, have some coffee.
[17:49] Tsubasa
    Thank you.
[17:51] Tsubasa
    What are you doing here, Hanzawa-kun?
[17:54] Hanzo
    I had a little shopping to do myself.
[17:56] Hanzo
    By the way, Tsuyoshi-kun told me
    that you love cute things.
[18:03] Tsubasa
    That's right. I just love
    cute things and hot guys.
[18:07] Tsubasa
    I even dress my brother up
    in cute clothes, sometimes!
[18:10] Hanzo
    I-I see.
[18:12] Hanzo
    I've had similar experiences, too.
[18:15] Tsubasa
    Really?
[18:17] Hanzo
    Yes. My sister has always loved cute things,
[18:21] Hanzo
    and she used to treat me
    like her little sister.
[18:30] (Flashback) Hanzo
    Sister?
[18:31] (Flashback) Chiyo
    I can't put someone so cute at risk!
[18:33] (Flashback) Hanzo
    Sister?!
[18:40] (Flashback) Hanzo
    Sister?
[18:42] (Flashback) Chiyo
    I can't put someone so cute at risk!
[18:44] (Flashback) Hanzo
    Sister?!
[18:50] (Flashback) Hanzo
    Sister?
[18:51] (Flashback) Chiyo
    I can't put someone so cute at risk!
[18:53] (Flashback) Hanzo
    Sister?!
[18:56] (Flashback) Hanzo
    I-Is this...
[18:57] (Flashback) Chiyo
    I made it myself.
[18:59] (Flashback) Chiyo
    I thought someone so cute
    should have an equally cute lunch.
[19:04] (Flashback) Hanzo
    Thank you, dear sister!
[19:10] Hanzo
    My sister protected me. Somewhat overly so.
[19:15] Hanzo
    She was strong and resilient...
    And really cool.
[19:18] Tsubasa
    Wow. I'd like to meet your sister someday.
[19:22] Hanzo
    But now she's like a completely
    different person.
[19:26] Hanzo
    She betrayed her family and
    spends her time on stupid things.
[19:30] Tsubasa
    U-Uh, sounds like trouble.
[19:32] Tsubasa
    But I guess that kind of free-wheeling style
    is similar to our family, in a way.
[19:37] Tsubasa
    Honestly, looking at my sister,
    sometimes I envy her.
[19:43] Tsubasa
    If only I could live the way she does.
[19:47] Tsubasa
    Uh, that's what my brother said.
[19:51] Hanzo
    Envy, huh...
[19:56] Hanzo
    I must admit, sometimes I also feel...
[19:58] Tsubasa
    It's not easy being a little brother.
[20:02] Tsubasa
    Hopefully one day you'll find
    a way to work things out.
[20:06] Tsubasa
    Cheers!
[20:08] Hanzo
    Oh, nothing...
[20:09] Rikka
    I'll have it if you don't want it!
[20:15] Tsubasa
    Hey, guys!
[20:18] Tsubasa
    My friends are here. See ya!
[20:21] Chiyo
    Actually, Tsubasa-san...
[20:24] Chiyo
    I'd like to speak to this person. Alone.
[20:28] Tsubasa
    What? So even Chiyo-san can handle guys,
    if they're hot enough?
[20:35] Chiyo
    Please make sure nobody else is around.
[20:37] Sekine
    R-Right! Let's all go over there!
[20:40] Rikka/Tsubasa
    Okay!
[20:42] Chiyo
    I can't expose my friends
    to any more danger.
[20:47] Chiyo
    Let's end this here and now, Hanzo.
[20:50] Hanzo
    I have no chance against you
    in a head-on fight, dear sister.
[20:55] Hanzo
    That's why I had your friend drink poison.
[20:58] Chiyo
    How dare you!
[21:00] Hanzo
    It should start to take effect
    any minute now.
[21:02] Hanzo
    Without the antidote,
    they'll last two hours, at most.
[21:05] Hanzo
    It's a painful way to die.
[21:08] Hanzo
    Turn yourself in peacefully,
    and I'll give the antidote—
[21:11] Rikka
    Hey.
[21:16] Chiyo
    Rikka-chan, are you all right?!
[21:18] Rikka
    Yep! I'm feeling great!
[21:21] Rikka
    So, um,
[21:23] Rikka
    I wanted to ask you
    where you got this coffee.
[21:27] Narrator
    It turns out the poison
    doesn't work on aliens.
[21:31] Hanzo
    Th-That's...
[21:35] Hanzo
    Hanzo's special blend.
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[23:09] Rikka
    When your heart gets broken,
    the best way to get over it is to eat a lot.
[23:13] Sekine
    Playing an otome game helps, too.
[23:15] Chiyo
    An otome game?
[23:17] Sekine
    You fall in love with many
    suitable targets...
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[23:19] Sekine
    Then in the end, it swallows you whole!
[23:22] Tsubasa
    You mean a horror game, right...?