# E8 - Hanzo’s Challenge
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**[00:02] Leader**
Hanzo.
**[00:04] Leader**
If you can't defeat her head-on,
then outsmart her.
**[00:09] Leader**
Surely you've realized Chiyo's weakness.
**[00:13] Hanzo**
Chiyo's weakness?
**[00:14] Leader**
Yes.
**[00:16] Hanzo**
*There is no such thing.*
**[00:18] Hanzo**
* Chiyo endured all forms of training*
* from a very young age,*
**[00:21] Hanzo**
*and never even complained.*
**[00:22] Hanzo**
*She can't have any weaknesses...*
**[00:26] Hanzo**
* No. Chiyo has something now*
* that she didn't before.*
**[00:31] Hanzo**
I can win!
**[00:32] Hanzo**
Finally, I will beat Chiyo!
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***SIGN*** Colonel
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**[02:08] Tsubasa**
Wow, that looks delicious!
***SIGN*** Cutie!
**[02:11] Boy 1**
Want a bite, Tsubasa-chan?
**[02:13] Tsubasa**
Aww, I'm on a diet.
**[02:16] Boy 1**
But you're so thin! Right?
**[02:18] Boy 2**
Right!
**[02:19] Tsubasa**
Oh, my gosh, really?
**[02:22] Boy 1**
Really!
**[02:23] Tsubasa**
Thank you! I'm, like, so happy!
**[02:24] Boy 2**
Really!
**[02:24] Boy 1**
Just take a bite!
**[02:25] Boy 2**
You're so cute!
**[02:26] Sekine**
*How desperate is she?*
***SIGN*** Wiggle wiggle
**[02:28] Sekine**
*Does she want a boyfriend that badly?*
**[02:31] Sekine**
*She's usually so calm,*
**[02:33] Sekine**
* and her androgynous look gave her*
* a "prince of the girls' school" vibe.*
***SIGN*** Wiggle wiggle
**[02:38] Tsubasa**
I guess I'll eat Mr. Strawberry, then!
**[02:41] Boy 2**
You can have mine, too!
**[02:42] Tsubasa**
Really? Are you sure?
**[02:44] Boy 2**
Sure, sure!
**[02:45] Sekine**
*The face of a female animal!*
**[02:46] Narrator**
A stock crash.
**[02:48] Tsubasa**
Aah.
**[02:49] Tsubasa**
Mm, delish!
**[02:51] Tsubasa**
*Life is pain.*
**[02:52] Tsubasa**
* I came here to enjoy a parfait*
* with my friends...*
**[02:55] (Flashback) Rikka**
Let's all enjoy it together!
**[02:58] Tsubasa**
*Rikka brought in some random boys...*
**[03:02] Tsubasa**
*Chiyo-san is totally freaked out.*
**[03:05] Tsubasa**
*Sekine has gone ice-cold.*
**[03:08] Tsubasa**
*I have to protect them.*
**[03:10] Tsubasa**
*I have to draw the boys' attention!*
**[03:15] Boy 2**
I have so many famous people in my family.
**[03:18] Boy 2**
You know, that person... and that person...
**[03:20] Boy 1**
No, no, a man's gotta have muscle.
**[03:23] Tsubasa**
Wow, really? That's, like, so cool!
**[03:27] Boy 1**
You think so?
**[03:29] Rikka**
* Good. I've collected enough*
* chromosomal information.*
**[03:32] Rikka**
* Now I can get it ready in time*
* for Miss Sekine's birthday!*
**[03:36] Sekine**
*Wha...?*
**[03:36] Narrator**
Her brain cannot keep up.
***SIGN*** Hmm... Hmm...
**[03:39] Sekine**
*My birthday?*
***SIGN*** Hmm... Hmm...
***SIGN*** Hmm... Hmm...
**[03:42] Sekine**
*Oh, now I remember. The other day...*
***SIGN*** Hmm... Hmm...
***SIGN*** Hmm... Hmm...
**[03:44] (Flashback) Tsubasa**
I'd love to play soccer with my future son.
**[03:49] (Flashback) Chiyo**
That sounds lovely.
**[03:50] (Flashback) Sekine**
I'd prefer to have a daughter.
**[03:54] (Flashback) Rikka**
Sekine-chan, you want a daughter?
**[03:56] (Flashback) Sekine**
Yeah, I guess.
**[03:58] (Flashback) Rikka**
I see. Oh!
**[04:00] (Flashback) Rikka**
It's your birthday soon, isn't it?
**[04:04] Sekine**
Hold up!
**[04:06] Sekine**
*Did she take that idle banter seriously?*
**[04:12] Sekine**
*So...*
**[04:15] Chiyo**
Congratulations!
**[04:15] Tsubasa**
Congrats.
**[04:16] Rikka**
Sekine-chan, happy birthday!
**[04:20] Rikka**
Come on, everyone.
**[04:22] Rikka**
Time to swap seats!
**[04:24] Chiyo**
Swap seats?
**[04:26] Rikka**
Yes.
**[04:27] Rikka**
You sit next to your favorite person!
**[04:31] Narrator**
Where did she get this knowledge?
**[04:35] Rikka**
Let's start with Sekine-chan!
**[04:38] Rikka**
Who do you want to sit next to?
**[04:41] Sekine**
Um...
**[04:42] Sekine**
I... Uh...
**[04:46] Sekine**
I feel that there isn't even
a single half-decent man here.
**[04:52] Boy 1**
U-Um, Sekine-chan, are you the tsundere type?
**[04:58] Sekine**
D-Don't get the wrong idea.
**[05:01] Boy 1**
Huh?
**[05:01] Sekine**
I don't want your baby at all,
not even one bit!
**[05:09] Sekine**
* Damn it, this makes me*
* the perfect self-conscious loser.*
**[05:13] Sekine**
*But it's the only way!*
**[05:15] Tsubasa**
A-Aww, c'mon, Sekine.
This one's such a hunk!
**[05:20] Rikka**
*What?!*
**[05:20] Rikka**
*Then I must give Miss Tsubasa a son...*
**[05:23] Sekine**
Damn you, Tsubasa!
**[05:27] Sekine**
These losers... These losers...
**[05:31] Sekine**
These losers deserve to go extinct!
**[05:35] Sekine**
In other words, the human race is doomed!
**[05:38] Three boys**
Wh-What did you say?!
**[05:43] Boy 1**
I should probably get going.
**[05:45] Boy 2**
We'll go ahead and pay.
**[05:48] Hanzo**
Um, see you...
**[05:50] Narrator**
She went from "self-conscious loser"
to "actual, physical threat."
**[05:55] Narrator**
And quietly, like the tide, the boys left.
**[06:02] Tsubasa**
Sekine, don't you think
that was a bit rude?
**[06:06] Tsubasa**
You could've let them down more gently.
**[06:10] Sekine**
You don't know anything.
**[06:13] Sekine**
Shut up, you pierced animal!
**[06:15] Sekine**
How desperate are you for attention?!
**[06:17] Tsubasa**
H-Huh?!
**[06:19] Tsubasa**
* I tried so hard to make sure*
* nobody else had to talk...*
**[06:26] Tsubasa**
I...
**[06:27] Tsubasa**
I've never wanted boys to like me!
**[06:33] Tsubasa**
I'm going home.
**[06:34] Chiyo**
Oh, Tsubasa-san!
**[06:42] Rikka**
* This situation makes it very hard*
* for me to bring up the fact*
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***SIGN*** If you'd like, can we talk alone?
I'll be waiting at the park.
**[06:46] Rikka**
*that I got asked out on a date...*
**[06:49] Sekine**
*When the heck did that happen, Colonel?!*
**[06:55] Hanzo**
Hey, Rikka-chan!
**[06:58] Rikka**
Sorry to make you wait!
**[07:00] Hanzo**
Oh, no. I just got here.
***SIGN*** Shwoop
**[07:04] Sekine**
I followed her here...
**[07:08] Hanzo**
Please, take a seat.
**[07:09] Rikka**
Sure!
**[07:11] Rikka**
*Good. He is very considerate.*
**[07:12] Rikka**
*He'll make a perfect life partner.*
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**[07:16] Rikka**
* Who would have thought I'd find*
* eternal love here on Earth...*
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**[07:22] Sekine**
*What a pushover.*
**[07:24] Sekine**
* Is it all right for such a gullible*
* person to be a colonel?*
**[07:31] Sekine**
*Ch-Chiyo-san?!*
**[07:34] Chiyo**
*I'm sorry, Rikka-chan.*
**[07:38] Hanzo**
You saw through my plan
to take your friend hostage.
**[07:41] Chiyo**
Of course, Hanzo.
**[07:43] Hanzo**
Impressive, my sister.
**[07:45] Sekine**
*What? They're siblings?!*
**[07:47] Hanzo**
But seeing how flustered you look,
**[07:50] Hanzo**
it seems your friends really are
your weakness, after all.
**[07:54] Chiyo**
Have you no shame?
**[07:56] Chiyo**
Because of your meddling, a crack has formed
in our otherwise perfect friendship!
**[08:01] Sekine**
Huh?
**[08:02] (Flashback) Tsubasa**
I guess I'll eat Mr. Strawberry, then!
**[08:05] (Flashback) Boy 2**
You can have mine, too!
**[08:06] (Flashback) Tsubasa**
Really? Are you sure?
**[08:08] (Flashback) Tsubasa**
Aah.
**[08:09] Sekine**
*Was it really Hanzo's fault?*
**[08:12] Hanzo**
That was all because that
Tsubasa girl was so desperate!
**[08:16] Chiyo**
At her age, it's only natural
to be into romance!
**[08:19] Hanzo**
Mark my words! I'll get you next time!
**[08:22] Rikka**
H-Huh?
**[08:24] Rikka**
Hey, Chiyo-san, wasn't a boy here just now?
**[08:29] Chiyo**
That was an evil scoundrel who treats
the pure hearts of girls as mere playthings!
**[08:34] Rikka**
Oh, I see. I'm heartbroken.
**[08:39] Chiyo**
What a sad look...
**[08:41] Chiyo**
I'm so sorry. Everyone's so sad
and it's all my fault.
**[08:47] Rikka**
You did nothing wrong, Chiyo-san.
**[08:54] Rikka**
Besides, I really like it
**[08:56] Rikka**
when you're honest about what you want.
**[09:01] Chiyo**
Rikka-chan...
**[09:06] Rikka**
*Goodbye, my love.*
**[09:16] Chiyo**
Good day, Tsubasa-san.
**[09:19] Rikka**
Good morning!
**[09:20] Tsubasa (Sister)**
Mornin'!
**[09:24] Chiyo & Rikka**
Hmm?
**[09:26] Rikka**
She seems different, somehow.
**[09:29] Chiyo**
Is what happened yesterday
still weighing on her mind?
**[09:32] Chiyo**
Tsubasa-san, I wanted to
talk about yesterday.
**[09:37] Tsubasa (Sister)**
About yesterday?
**[09:38] Chiyo**
Yes. About your fight with Sekine-san.
**[09:41] Chiyo**
I know it was tough for you,
but please make amends with her!
**[09:45] Tsubasa (Sister)**
Oh, right. That doesn't bother me at all.
**[09:49] Tsubasa (Sister)**
Only small-minded men
dwell on stuff like that.
**[09:55] Chiyo**
Sekine-san! Did you hear that?
**[09:57] Sekine**
Y-Yeah...
**[10:03] Sekine**
Sorry about yesterday.
**[10:06] Rikka**
I'm glad it worked out!
**[10:08] Rikka**
Sekine-chan changed her hairstyle
to make up with you!
**[10:12] Tsubasa (Sister)**
Huh?
**[10:13] Chiyo**
We gave her a short-hair makeover,
just the way you like.
**[10:17] Chiyo**
It looks good, doesn't it?
**[10:19] Sekine**
No, I... I just wanted
to change things up a bit!
**[10:26] Tsubasa (Sister)**
*Cute!*
**[10:28] Sekine**
Huh?
**[10:30] Tsubasa (Sister)**
Wow!
**[10:32] Tsubasa (Sister)**
All-girls schools are so much fun!
**[10:35] Tsuyoshi**
* Now I can finally attend*
* Chikuin Middle School, my dream!*
**[10:39] Tsuyoshi**
* I'm glad I decided to tell Sis*
* we're switching back.*
**[10:42] Tsuyoshi**
*She said she's not in any specific cliques.*
**[10:45] Tsuyoshi**
*I hope I can settle in quickly.*
**[10:50] Tsuyoshi**
Morning.
**[10:54] Boy 4**
H-He talks...
**[10:56] Boy 5**
That's the first time I've ever
heard Camera's voice.
**[11:01] Tsuyoshi**
Uh, morning.
**[11:03] Boy 6**
Oh, uh, morning...
**[11:06] Boy 6**
I didn't know you did greetings.
I'm surprised.
**[11:10] Tsuyoshi**
Huh?
**[11:20] Tsuyoshi**
What've you been doing, Sis?!
**[11:22] Hanzo**
Tsuyoshi-kun, right?
**[11:25] Tsuyoshi**
Um...
**[11:26] Hanzo**
I'm Hanzawa, from your class. Naozo Hanzawa.
**[11:31] Tsuyoshi**
I'm sorry. We're classmates,
and I didn't even know your name.
**[11:35] Hanzo**
It's fine.
**[11:37] Hanzo**
I just transferred in recently,
so it's only natural you wouldn't know.
**[11:43] Hanzo**
May I sit here?
**[11:44] Tsuyoshi**
Sure.
**[11:47] Hanzo**
* I infiltrated this school to learn*
* about life outside the clan,*
**[11:52] Hanzo**
* but meeting Chiyo's friend's younger*
* brother this way was a stroke of luck.*
**[11:56] Hanzo**
* If I get to know him, perhaps I can learn*
* some useful information about Chiyo.*
**[12:02] Hanzo**
You were sighing earlier, too.
Are you all right?
**[12:06] Tsuyoshi**
Yeah, I guess.
**[12:08] Tsuyoshi**
Hanzawa-kun, do you have any siblings?
**[12:10] Hanzo**
Yes, an older sister.
**[12:13] Tsuyoshi**
Oh, I have a sister, too. We're twins.
**[12:16] Tsuyoshi**
She's a real force of nature.
**[12:19] Tsuyoshi**
It's exhausting.
**[12:21] Hanzo**
I see... I clash with my sister a lot, too.
**[12:25] Hanzo**
She's so tough. I still can't beat her,
**[12:29] Hanzo**
but one day, I want to get her back.
Double payback!
**[12:32] Tsuyoshi**
* Double payback, huh?*
* If I even so much as attempted that...*
**[12:36] Tsubasa (Sister)**
* I wonder how much money*
* I can make from this photo?*
**[12:40] Hanzo**
Hey, I know.
**[12:42] Hanzo**
Why don't we get together after school
to air our grievances?
**[12:46] Tsuyoshi**
Sure! Let's meet at the new café in front
of the station and talk over some cakes.
**[12:51] Hanzo**
Cakes? Sounds a bit girly, but sure.
**[12:55] Tsuyoshi**
Huh?
**[12:56] Tsuyoshi**
*Oh, right. That's a girl thing.*
**[13:04] Tsuyoshi**
Sis!
**[13:06] Tsuyoshi**
"Not in a specific clique" and "has
zero friends" are totally different!
**[13:11] Tsuyoshi**
I can't believe you don't even say hi
to your classmates in the morning!
**[13:15] Tsubasa (Sister)**
I was attending that school
to record the beauty of an idol.
**[13:19] Tsubasa (Sister)**
Why would I mingle with
the common riff-raff?
**[13:22] Tsuyoshi**
I can't stand how awkward it is.
**[13:25] Tsuyoshi**
I did find one person who seemed nice,
**[13:29] Tsuyoshi**
but now I wanna go back to the other school.
**[13:30] Tsubasa (Sister)**
Whatever.
**[13:36] Rikka**
Oh, hey, Tsubasa-chan!
**[13:38] Tsubasa**
Morning.
**[13:40] Tsubasa**
*Oh, having friends is truly wonderful...*
**[13:43] Rikka**
Hey, um, Tsubasa-chan.
**[13:45] Tsubasa**
Yeah? What is it?
**[13:46] Rikka**
Um...
**[13:47] Rikka**
Before taking someone's photo,
you should always ask!
**[13:51] Rikka**
Everyone in the universe knows that!
**[13:57] Tsubasa**
*Did she do it here, too?!*
**[14:00] Tsubasa (Sister)**
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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**[14:06] Tsubasa**
Happy birthday, Sekine!
**[14:06] Chiyo**
Happy birthday!
**[14:06] Rikka**
Happy birthday!
**[14:09] Sekine**
Thank you...
**[14:11] Chiyo**
Here is your present.
**[14:14] Chiyo**
I made a hair ornament that I thought
might look good on you.
**[14:17] Sekine**
Thank you, Chiyo-san.
**[14:19] Tsubasa**
I baked muffins. Try some, if you'd like.
**[14:22] Sekine**
You made these yourself?
**[14:24] Tsubasa**
Yeah. I've gotten hooked
on making sweets lately.
**[14:27] Sekine**
I see. Thank you!
**[14:30] Rikka**
I brought you something truly special!
**[14:33] Rikka**
Behold!
**[14:36] Rikka**
A beautiful daughter!
**[14:39] Sekine**
*You didn't give up on that plan, Colonel?!*
**[14:45] Three-year-old**
I drew Mommy!
**[14:46] Six-year-old**
I'm in school now!
**[14:49] Rikka**
*She's crying tears of happiness.*
**[14:52] Rikka**
*This present was a resounding success!*
**[14:54] Sekine**
* Wh-What should I do?*
* The child itself is innocent...*
**[14:59] Sekine**
By the way, who is the father?
**[15:02] Rikka**
The father? Hmm...
**[15:05] Rikka**
Oh, a ninja!
**[15:09] Sekine**
*It's Hanzo?!*
**[15:10] Tsubasa**
A ninja? Where?
**[15:12] Rikka**
Look, over there. Huh?
**[15:16] Sekine**
*Hanzo!*
**[15:19] Hanzo**
* Chiyo's friend's brother had*
* little useful information.*
**[15:23] Hanzo**
*I cannot fail again.*
**[15:26] Hanzo**
* When Chiyo steps away*
* from her friends, I'll use this...*
**[15:33] Sekine**
A-Are you dating anyone right now?
**[15:38] Hanzo**
Huh? Um, no...
**[15:40] Sekine**
I see! So, what do you think?
**[15:45] Sekine**
Can we start with a quick
marriage registration?
**[15:47] Hanzo**
Huh?
**[15:48] Hanzo**
Uh, that's a little, you know...
**[15:50] Sekine**
Yes, of course.
**[15:52] Sekine**
How about we exchange D'DINE IDs, then?
**[15:56] Sekine**
No, please, I'm not a weirdo!
It's just, uh...
**[15:59] Sekine**
Love at first sight!
**[16:00] Hanzo**
*In this situation?!*
**[16:01] Sekine**
Please... For my... I mean,
**[16:04] Sekine**
for the sake of our daughter!
**[16:07] Chiyo**
What are you doing to my friend, Hanzo?!
**[16:10] Hanzo**
I'm the one who's getting done here!
**[16:13] Sekine**
*Oh, no! Time to play dead!*
**[16:15] Chiyo**
Sekine-san!
**[16:17] Chiyo**
Today will be your last!
**[16:25] Hanzo**
* Dear sister. You will pay*
* for your betrayal of the clan.*
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***SIGN*** Dear sister. You will pay
for your betrayal of the clan.
That said, you should choose
friends with better morals.
**[16:31] Hanzo**
* That said, you should choose*
* friends with better morals.*
**[16:35] Chiyo**
Huh?
**[16:35] Rikka**
Oh, look, there you all are!
**[16:38] Sekine**
Rikka!
**[16:39] Rikka**
Sekine-chan, you forgot this!
**[16:41] Sekine**
Oh, that's... Hmm?
**[16:49] Octopus**
Octo!
**[16:50] Sekine**
*A space octopus?!*
**[16:51] Rikka**
It's cute, like a baby!
**[16:55] Rikka**
But be careful! Once it attaches itself,
it won't come off!
**[16:58] Sekine**
*It wasn't a baby?!*
**[17:00] Sekine**
*I almost married Hanzo!*
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**[17:03] Sekine**
*The Little Lies We All Tell.*
**[17:12] Tsubasa**
*I'm bored.*
**[17:14] Hanzo**
Hey, aren't you Tsuyoshi-kun's sister?
**[17:17] Tsubasa**
Oh, it's Hanzawa-kun.
**[17:21] Hanzo**
How do you know my name?
We've never met before.
**[17:25] Tsubasa**
Oh, um, my brother described you.
**[17:30] Hanzo**
I see.
**[17:32] Hanzo**
I heard about you from Tsuyoshi-kun, as well.
**[17:35] Hanzo**
Sorry to annoy you out of nowhere like this.
**[17:39] Tsubasa**
Oh, not at all. I'm just waiting for
my friends to finish shopping.
**[17:45] Tsubasa**
Would you like to sit down?
**[17:46] Hanzo**
Sure! Here, have some coffee.
**[17:49] Tsubasa**
Thank you.
**[17:51] Tsubasa**
What are you doing here, Hanzawa-kun?
**[17:54] Hanzo**
I had a little shopping to do myself.
**[17:56] Hanzo**
By the way, Tsuyoshi-kun told me
that you love cute things.
**[18:03] Tsubasa**
That's right. I just love
cute things and hot guys.
**[18:07] Tsubasa**
I even dress my brother up
in cute clothes, sometimes!
**[18:10] Hanzo**
I-I see.
**[18:12] Hanzo**
I've had similar experiences, too.
**[18:15] Tsubasa**
Really?
**[18:17] Hanzo**
Yes. My sister has always loved cute things,
**[18:21] Hanzo**
and she used to treat me
like her little sister.
**[18:30] (Flashback) Hanzo**
Sister?
**[18:31] (Flashback) Chiyo**
I can't put someone so cute at risk!
**[18:33] (Flashback) Hanzo**
Sister?!
**[18:40] (Flashback) Hanzo**
Sister?
**[18:42] (Flashback) Chiyo**
I can't put someone so cute at risk!
**[18:44] (Flashback) Hanzo**
Sister?!
**[18:50] (Flashback) Hanzo**
Sister?
**[18:51] (Flashback) Chiyo**
I can't put someone so cute at risk!
**[18:53] (Flashback) Hanzo**
Sister?!
**[18:56] (Flashback) Hanzo**
I-Is this...
**[18:57] (Flashback) Chiyo**
I made it myself.
**[18:59] (Flashback) Chiyo**
I thought someone so cute
should have an equally cute lunch.
**[19:04] (Flashback) Hanzo**
Thank you, dear sister!
**[19:10] Hanzo**
My sister protected me. Somewhat overly so.
**[19:15] Hanzo**
She was strong and resilient...
And really cool.
**[19:18] Tsubasa**
Wow. I'd like to meet your sister someday.
**[19:22] Hanzo**
But now she's like a completely
different person.
**[19:26] Hanzo**
She betrayed her family and
spends her time on stupid things.
**[19:30] Tsubasa**
U-Uh, sounds like trouble.
**[19:32] Tsubasa**
But I guess that kind of free-wheeling style
is similar to our family, in a way.
**[19:37] Tsubasa**
Honestly, looking at my sister,
sometimes I envy her.
**[19:43] Tsubasa**
If only I could live the way she does.
**[19:47] Tsubasa**
Uh, that's what my brother said.
**[19:51] Hanzo**
Envy, huh...
**[19:56] Hanzo**
I must admit, sometimes I also feel...
**[19:58] Tsubasa**
It's not easy being a little brother.
**[20:02] Tsubasa**
Hopefully one day you'll find
a way to work things out.
**[20:06] Tsubasa**
Cheers!
**[20:08] Hanzo**
Oh, nothing...
**[20:09] Rikka**
I'll have it if you don't want it!
**[20:15] Tsubasa**
Hey, guys!
**[20:18] Tsubasa**
My friends are here. See ya!
**[20:21] Chiyo**
Actually, Tsubasa-san...
**[20:24] Chiyo**
I'd like to speak to this person. Alone.
**[20:28] Tsubasa**
* What? So even Chiyo-san can handle guys,*
* if they're hot enough?*
**[20:35] Chiyo**
Please make sure nobody else is around.
**[20:37] Sekine**
R-Right! Let's all go over there!
**[20:40] Rikka/Tsubasa**
Okay!
**[20:42] Chiyo**
I can't expose my friends
to any more danger.
**[20:47] Chiyo**
Let's end this here and now, Hanzo.
**[20:50] Hanzo**
I have no chance against you
in a head-on fight, dear sister.
**[20:55] Hanzo**
That's why I had your friend drink poison.
**[20:58] Chiyo**
How dare you!
**[21:00] Hanzo**
It should start to take effect
any minute now.
**[21:02] Hanzo**
Without the antidote,
they'll last two hours, at most.
**[21:05] Hanzo**
It's a painful way to die.
**[21:08] Hanzo**
Turn yourself in peacefully,
and I'll give the antidote—
**[21:11] Rikka**
Hey.
**[21:16] Chiyo**
Rikka-chan, are you all right?!
**[21:18] Rikka**
Yep! I'm feeling great!
**[21:21] Rikka**
So, um,
**[21:23] Rikka**
I wanted to ask you
where you got this coffee.
**[21:27] Narrator**
It turns out the poison
doesn't work on aliens.
**[21:31] Hanzo**
Th-That's...
**[21:35] Hanzo**
Hanzo's special blend.
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Sekine
**[23:09] Rikka**
When your heart gets broken,
the best way to get over it is to eat a lot.
**[23:13] Sekine**
Playing an otome game helps, too.
**[23:15] Chiyo**
An otome game?
**[23:17] Sekine**
You fall in love with many
suitable targets...
***SIGN*** #09: Find Fuku-chan!
**[23:19] Sekine**
Then in the end, it swallows you whole!
**[23:22] Tsubasa**
You mean a horror game, right...?