The Little Lies We All Tell What do an alien, a rogue ninja, a girl with superpowers, and a disguised boy have in common? They’re all friends hiding as 8th graders at an all-girls school. Though none of them are aware of each other’s secret, their lies keep their friendship tight. If this wild bunch isn’t enough, their classroom is in danger of being destroyed…oh and Earth too! Season 1 E1 - The Four Girls’ Secrets Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Narrator     This is Kashihara Girls' Academy. [00:04] Narrator     It is a prestigious school, widely regarded [00:07] Narrator     as an old-fashioned school     for raising proper ladies. [00:17] Chiyo     My, how pretty. [00:19] Chiyo     Looks delicious. [00:21] Sekine     Chiyo-san, you're here early today. [00:25] Chiyo     How do you do, Sekine-san?     Did you arrive with Tsubasa-san? [00:29] Rikka     Hey, everyone! [00:33] Riika     Good morning! [00:35] Tsubasa     Good morning. [00:36] Chiyo     How do you do, Rikka-chan? [00:41] Narrator     By all appearances,     an ordinary morning scene, [00:44] Narrator     played out by four ordinary     middle school girls. [00:49] Narrator     But these four each have their     own special circumstances. SIGN    Class 2-B     Air Band SIGN    The SIGN    Lit SIGN    tle SIGN    Lies SIGN    We SIGN    All SIGN    Tell SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    Rikka SIGN    Colonel SIGN    Chiyo-san SIGN    Ninja SIGN    Sekine SIGN    Psychic SIGN    Tsubasa SIGN    Tsuyoshi SIGN    Boy SIGN    Note:      Is Sekine SIGN    Maskuma Mask SIGN    Class 2-B     Air Band SIGN    Poeh SIGN    #01 The Four Girls' Secrets SIGN    #01 The Four Girls' Secrets SIGN    #01 The Four Girls' Secrets SIGN    #01 The Four Girls' Secrets SIGN    #01 The Four Girls' Secrets SIGN    #01 The Four Girls' Secrets SIGN    #01 The Four Girls' Secrets SIGN    #01 The Four Girls' Secrets SIGN    #01 The Four Girls' Secrets SIGN    #01 The Four Girls' Secrets SIGN    #01 The Four Girls' Secrets [02:29] Rikka     Wow, Chiyo-san's lunch looks delicious! [02:33] Chiyo     I made it all myself. [02:36] Rikka     Cool! [02:38] Tsubasa     Sekine, you're just having natto and rice? [02:41] Sekine     Natto is good for you. [02:43] Tsubasa     Yeah, that's true, but... [02:45] Chiyo     Would you like to try my rolled omelet? [02:49] Rikka     Really? Yay! [02:54] Narrator     They say "Show me a liar,     and I will show you a thief," but... [02:58] Narrator     All of the people pictured here are liars. [03:03] Rikka     They must never find out... [03:07] Rikka     that I am Colonel Papipoporo Durrikka, [03:09] Rikka     109th Battalion of the Galactic     Revolution Alliance Army! SIGN    Loli Alien      Rikka [03:15] Narrator     Loli Alien, Rikka! [03:23] Rikka     During combat against the Space Empire,     my spacecraft was damaged, [03:26] Rikka     and I crash-landed on this planet. [03:29] Rikka     Fortunately, I was able to     use my Emergency Device [03:32] Rikka     to manipulate the memories of the locals     and infiltrate this school, but... [03:38] Rikka     Groovy! This is the bee's knees! [03:42] Sekina     What does that even mean? [03:44] Rikka     Did I make a mistake? Was that an error?! SIGN    BWAH [03:48] Rikka     I'm trying to play the role     of an innocent and naïve girl. [03:50] Rikka     Where did I go wrong? [03:52] Narrator     She simply targeted the wrong era. [03:55] Chiyo     Friend, friend. [03:56] Rikka     Through memory manipulation, [03:56] Tsubasa     Rikka is friend. [03:57] Rikka     they believe I am their     "innocent and naïve" friend. [03:58] Sekine     Innocent and naïve, naïve. SIGN    Om nom nom nom nom [04:01] Rikka     But what exactly is*      "innocent and naïve"...? [04:05] Rikka     What if they begin to suspect me? [04:07] Rikka     Honestly, I'm so stressed,     I can't even taste anything. SIGN    So Delicious [04:07] Rikka     It's so delicious! [04:09] Rikka     But there's nothing more I can do*     besides wait for my comrades to rescue me! [04:14] Chiyo     Oh, I'm so fortunate to be blessed     with so many cute girls as friends! [04:21] Chiyo     I'm so glad I quit being a ninja. SIGN    Maidenly Ninja     Chiyo SIGN    Hmph... [04:24] Narrator     Maidenly Ninja, Chiyo. [04:29] Chiyo     Several months ago,     I infiltrated this school [04:33] Chiyo     as part of my first assassination mission. [04:36] Chiyo     My target was the headmaster. [04:39] Chiyo     But I chose to abandon the mission     and live here as a normal girl. [05:04] Chiyo     Ever since, my village has been     sending assassins to terminate me, [05:09] Chiyo     but I can't let go of this happiness! [05:12] Rikka     Chiyo-san, did you hurt your hand? [05:14] Chiyo     Y-Yes. My dog bit me. [05:17] Tsubasa     Oh, you have a dog? [05:20] Tsubasa     Like a Labrador or something?     I can picture it already. [05:22] Chiyo     L-Lab? [05:24] Tsubasa     Well, maybe a well-to-do lady like you     doesn't care about breeds and such. [05:27] Tsubasa     Your butler probably     took care of everything. [05:29] Chiyo     N-No, that's not how I am. [05:32] Chiyo     I've tried to reveal as little     of my personal life as possible, [05:35] Chiyo     but somehow that's ended up being     interpreted as me being a high-class lady. [05:38] Chiyo     I feel a little bad. [05:43] Sekine     An alien and a ninja?!     You've gotta be kidding me! [05:43] Sekine     Wh-What?! SIGN    Wh-What?! SIGN    D-Class     Psychic     Sekine [05:46] Narrator     D-Class Psychic, Sekine. [05:49] Sekine     I'm just a normal middle school student. [05:51] Sekine     I have a lame psychic ability [05:53] Sekine     that occasionally makes other     peoples' thoughts flow into me. [05:57] Sekine     Aren't I supposed to be     brainwashed by alien technology? [06:01] Sekine     How is it that I'm able to realize     I'm being brainwashed? [06:04] Sekine     Maybe it's because we psychics     have abnormally structured brains? SIGN    I have no cure for that. [06:07] Sekine     That does cause some drugs     to not work on me, and things like that. SIGN    So you're saying I should just die? [06:10] Sekine     On top of that, we psychics have     an ID code engraved in our arms, [06:12] Sekine     and a GPS tracker     embedded in our bones. [06:14] Sekine     The Organization has us under constant     surveillance. It's the only way I can live. [06:18] Sekine     Honestly, it doesn't bother me, though. [06:25] Tsubasa     Why do I gotta go to an all-girls school? SIGN    Boy in Girl's Clothes     Tsubasa (Tsuyoshi) [06:29] Narrator     Boy in Girl's Clothes, Tsubasa—     real name, Tsuyoshi. [06:34] Tsubasa     It all started when... [06:37] (Flashback) Tsubasa (Sister)     Tsuyoshi! Did you get accepted     into Chikuin Boys' Academy? [06:41] (Flashback) Tsuyoshi     Yeah. [06:42] (Flashback) Tsubasa (Sister)     You're going to attend an     all-girls school in my place. [06:45] (Flashback) Tsuyoshi     What are you talking about? [06:47] (Flashback) Tsubasa     It looks like Takahashi-kun from Jennie's     will be going to Chikuin this year. [06:52] (Flashback) Tsuyoshi     B-But... SIGN    Do as I say, or you're dead. [06:52] (Flashback) Tsubasa (Sister)     It'll be fine. We're identical twins. [06:57] Tsubasa     When my sister gets like that,     there's no reasoning with her. [07:00] Tsubasa     That said, I did have some hope SIGN    Panty     Flash [07:02] Female student     Oh, you're so naughty. [07:02] Tsubasa     that by infiltrating an all-girls school,     I might end up having a few sexy accidents. [07:08] Lady     Hello, boy. [07:09] Tsubasa     But now that I think about it,     I prefer sexy women older than me. SIGN    No sex appeal SIGN    Too prim SIGN    Too immature [07:18] Tsubasa     Oh well, who cares as long as it's fun? [07:22] Sekine     I wonder why I can't read     Tsubasa's mind at all. [07:25] Narrator     Sekine's ability only works on     individuals of the same gender. SIGN    Doesn't understand the specifics      of her own powers [07:30] Tsubasa     Hey, Rikka, can I touch your stuffed animal? [07:35] Rikka     Huh? SIGN    Gulp [07:36] Tsubasa     You're always holding it, so I was     thinking it must feel really nice. [07:40] Tsubasa     I wanted to give it a try, if that's okay. [07:45] Rikka     I'm sorry. This was a precious gift     from my grandfather. [07:49] Tsubasa     I see. Like a birthday present? [07:52] Rikka     Well, it was a precious day for me— [07:56] Rikka     or rather, every citizen... [08:02] Rikka     A gift for our National Foundation Day! SIGN    Yikes. [08:05] Sekine     Oh no, Colonel, you got it wrong again! [08:07] Sekine     Earthlings don't generally give gifts     to celebrate the foundation of a nation! [08:12] Tsubasa     Erm, I see. I guess     that's how your family is. [08:16] Sekine     Oh, what a diplomatic response. [08:19] Rikka     That's right! The National Foundation Day     is a celebration of our national identity [08:22] Sekine     Colonel! [08:24] Rikka     and confirmation of our     rejection of imperialist ideals [08:24] Tsubasa     Oh, I need to go to the     restroom all of a sudden. [08:25] Rikka     intended to give a heartfelt thanks     to our ability to self-govern SIGN    Logging Out [08:27] Rikka     and confirm our commitment     to maintaining our freedoms. [08:29] Sekine     Tsubasa bailed. [08:29] Rikka     If you think about it, the concept     of national sovereignty is... [08:30] Rikka     You found out that I'm very     close to my grandfather. [08:34] Sekine     Oh, so that part is for real. [08:36] Rikka     Yes, my duty is to defend the ideals     of the Revolutionary Army [08:40] Rikka     that my grandfather started! [08:41] Rikka     As a colonel and ace pilot, I must return     to outer space as soon as possible! [08:46] Sekine     You're an ace pilot?! [08:48] Rikka     I should just undo the memory alteration     and come out proudly as an alien! [08:52] Rikka     Then I can use the extra energy     to send out a distress signal! [08:56] Rikka     Goodbye, everyone. [08:58] Rikka     Though our relationship was brief,     I am proud to have met you! [09:01] Rikka     Farewell, my Earthling friends! [09:03] Rikka     Goodbye, zaijian, sawasdi, adios, [09:05] Rikka     auf wiedersehen, au revoir! SIGN    The End [09:16] Sekine     No, we barely just started! [09:19] Sekine     Don't try to end it all of a sudden! [09:24] Rikka     Chiyo-san, Sekine-chan.     There's something important I must tell you. [09:28] Chiyo     What is it? [09:30] Sekine     Wh-What's up? [09:32] Sekine     What should I do? Should I stop her? [09:34] Rikka     There's a secret I've been keeping from you. [09:38] Rikka     I'm scared you might come     to dislike me if I reveal it. [09:41] Chiyo     Dislike you? Impossible! [09:43] Chiyo     Rikka-chan, I love you,     no matter what happens! SIGN    Sparkle                                         Sparkle [09:47] Rikka     Chiyo-san! [09:49] Sekine     Ugh! I can't bring myself to step in! [09:52] Rikka     In that case, I'll go ahead. [09:56] Rikka     Actually, I am... [09:58] Chiyo     My apologies. I have to visit the restroom. [10:02] Sekine     She totally caught a shuriken just now. [10:05] Tsubasa     Coming up with stuff to talk about is hard. [10:09] Tsubasa     I wonder what girls like to talk about? [10:12] Tsubasa     Oh, well. I should head back. [10:20] Chiyo     Fighting off assassins every day isn't easy. SIGN    Enemy blood [10:30] Rikka     Oh, you're both here? [10:33] Chiyo     Oh, um, it's, uh... [10:36] Chiyo     that time of the month! [10:38] Tsubasa     Time of the month? [10:41] Tsubasa     Oh, ah, right. It's rough, huh? SIGN    I know, right? [10:45] Rikka     A month? The length of one lunar orbit? [10:47] Rikka     How is this planet's satellite related? [10:50] Rikka     Yes! Me, too! SIGN    I totally get it! [10:52] Tsubasa     I get blood-soaked from head to toe, too! [10:55] Sekine     That's totally not how that works... [10:55] Rikka     I know, right? [10:57] Sekine     Seriously, though, what's     the matter with this school?! [11:03] Narrator     So thought Sekine, as she put     her own issues away on a shelf. SIGN    Shelf SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell [11:10] Sekine     Shelf! [11:14] Chiyo     How droll! [11:16] Chiyo     Is that true? [11:18] Tsubasa     Totally. Then Sekine was like... [11:21] Sekine     Come on, stop telling that story. [11:24] Tsubasa     What? But I want to. [11:25] Rikka     Oh, no. [11:30] Rikka     I'm about to pass gas. [11:33] Rikka     Why is this happening to me     all of a sudden? [11:36] Tsubasa     Rikka, is something the matter? [11:39] Rikka     No. All clear, move on! [11:41] Tsubasa     Huh? [11:41] Rikka     No! I can't reveal my military upbringing! [11:44] Rikka     They believe I'm an innocent child! [11:49] Tsubasa     Are you sweating? [11:50] Rikka     N-Not at all. [11:52] Rikka     Maybe these are teardrops from the stars. [11:56] Tsubasa     I worry about her ability     to make it in society. [11:59] Narrator     In a way, Colonel Rikka is totally     successful in her role-playing. [12:03] Chiyo     But it's true that you don't look well. [12:05] Rikka     Really? I feel A-OK! [12:10] Rikka     I can't allow them to worry about me! [12:14] Sekine     Is your ribbon getting wet, too? [12:17] Rikka     Ribbon? [12:18] Rikka     Does she mean my tentacles?! [12:20] Rikka     Is my mimesis wearing off?! [12:23] Sekine     Those are tentacles? [12:25] Sekine     It's dripping with strange fluids! [12:27] Chiyo     I'm glad you're feeling well. [12:29] Chiyo     Oh, by the way, [12:31] Chiyo     I made cookies for everyone.     Enjoy, Rikka-chan. [12:35] Rikka     Th-Thanks... [12:38] Tsubasa     Chiyo-san, you seem cheerful lately. [12:41] Chiyo     Oh, can you tell? [12:44] Chiyo     Until recently, I had to dedicate     all my time to my studies, but... [12:49] Chiyo     Lately, I've been able to     get into baking and sculpture. [12:53] Chiyo     It's so fulfilling! [12:56] Tsubasa     I see. SIGN    Sculpture...? [12:57] Tsubasa     So a well-off lady has elegant hobbies, too. [13:00] Chiyo     I truly feel they're worth pursuing. [13:04] Narrator     She has vowed to sculpt a Buddha     for every life her clan has taken. [13:08] Sekine     That's super heavy, Maidenly Ninja... [13:11] Rikka     Hey, everyone... [13:14] Rikka     Have you ever passed gas     in front of others? [13:18] Sekine     She decided to just come out with it. [13:20] Tsubasa     Oh, yeah, for sure. Totally. [13:22] Chiyo     I'm ashamed to admit it, but I have as, well. [13:25] Rikka     I see. That's a relief. [13:27] Rikka     So it wouldn't be an issue     for me to release it here... [13:31] Rikka     My chlorine gas. SIGN    Highly Toxic [13:33] Sekine     Highly toxic gas! Do not mix! [13:36] Sekine     Farting in front of humans     is definitely out of the question! [13:38] Tsubasa     Come on, it's just a natural bodily     function. It's not going to kill you. [13:43] Sekine     I'm saying this to protect you! [13:46] Tsubasa     Rikka's lacking in common sense,     but that can't be fixed overnight. [13:49] Tsubasa     What's a little gas, compared to     the weird stuff she always says? [13:52] Rikka     What? That's how people see me?! [13:56] Rikka     I'm trying so hard to blend in     with this planet's culture! [14:01] Sekine     Then do it somewhere alone! [14:04] Sekine     Preferably in an isolated room,     sealed off by duct tape! SIGN    Poof [14:07] Rikka     I'll go to the restroom for now! [14:11] Sekine     The other students are in danger! [14:35] Rikka     Oopsies! [14:36] Narrator     Fun fact: if you hold in a fart, [14:39] Narrator     the gasses are released from your mouth     and nose, mixed in with your breath. [14:42] Sekine     Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. [14:45] Narrator     This fact scored five "Whoa"s. [14:53] Sekine     Oh, Colonel Rikka left her     stuffed toy behind. SIGN    Don't spill [14:56] Sekine     This is what she brainwashes people with... [14:59] Chiyo     Oh, Sekine-san. [15:01] Tsubasa     You haven't gone home yet? [15:03] Sekine     I was writing up the class journal. SIGN    Don't spill [15:13] Rikka     I forgot something! [15:15] Rikka     Here it is. SIGN    Translation for Earthlings:          Enemy presence detected within three meters [15:17] Alien Voice     Pipipo pururu popibuppo     pappiriripuri puripurippo. SIGN    About three meters [15:36] Rikka     Put your hands behind your head,     and line up in front of me. [15:41] Chiyo     Like this? [15:42] Tsubasa     What are you talking about? [15:44] Rikka     I'm sorry, but this isn't a negotiation. [15:47] Rikka     You have ten seconds to comply     before I liquefy you [15:49] Rikka     with this Pupulum Fluid Discharger. [15:54] Sekine     She's dead serious! [15:57] Rikka     Ten. Nine. Eight. Seven. Six. [15:57] Tsubasa     What is all of this? [16:00] Sekine     Just do it. [16:01] Sekine     Just do it, please! [16:04] Narrator     They're seriously, like,     five seconds away from being shot. [16:07] Rikka     Five, four, three, two, one. [16:11] Chiyo     What kind of game is this? [16:13] Sekine     It's my fault! [16:15] Sekine     It has to be because I spilled     water on the Device. [16:18] Sekine     Should I just tell her the truth? [16:23] Sekine     What if she doesn't forgive me?! [16:27] Sekine     If I'm going to die anyway... [16:29] Sekine     Excuse me! [16:29] Sekine     There's something I've been dying to ask! [16:32] Rikka     Wh-What is it? [16:34] Sekine     Rikka... [16:39] Sekine     Do you poop from your tentacles, too? [16:44] Sekine     Yikes. I let my imagination     run wild with pessimism. [16:50] Rikka     Accursed spy. How dare you     infiltrate my friend network? [16:54] Rikka     I'll find you immediately. [16:57] Rikka     To do that... SIGN    I asked three Earthlings [17:01] Rikka     Earth Quiz, Question 1! [17:06] Rikka     Let's start with the basics. [17:08] Rikka     How many years ago was the Earth created? [17:11] Rikka     Any Earthling should easily     be able to answer this. [17:14] Tsubasa     Um, 4.6 billion years ago? [17:16] Rikka     How dense is the Earth compared to     the other planets of the solar system? [17:20] Tsubasa     It's the most dense, right? [17:22] Rikka     What is the prevailing theory     about how the Earth was formed? [17:25] Tsubasa     Protoplanet formation     through chondritic asteroids? [17:29] Rikka     Miss Tsubasa, you are... [17:35] Rikka     undoubtedly an Earthling! [17:37] Tsubasa     An Earthling? I just like astronomy. [17:41] Rikka     Next, Miss Sekine... [17:43] Sekine     Yes! It's 1/298.257222101! [17:51] Rikka     Correct. [17:52] Sekine     Psychic cheating is the best! SIGN    That's the ellipticity of the Earth. [17:55] Rikka     The only one left... is Chiyo-san. [17:58] Chiyo     I'll do my best! [18:00] Rikka     This beautiful, gentle girl couldn't     possibly be an Imperial spy... [18:07] (Flashback) Chiyo     Rikka-chan is so cute. [18:10] (Flashback) Chiyo     Don't worry! You aren't weird! [18:14] (Flashback) Rikka     Chiyo-san! [18:17] Rikka     I don't want to doubt her!     But I can't let my emotions interfere! [18:22] Rikka     The Earth Quiz is reaching its climax... SIGN    Hot choice SIGN    Round SIGN    Triangular SIGN    Square [18:27] Rikka     Which of these is the shape of the Earth?! [18:30] Chiyo     Triangular? [18:35] Rikka     Ch-Chiyo-san... [18:36] Chiyo     What's the right answer? I'm so excited! [18:40] Rikka     Chiyo-san, I'm sorry. [18:44] Rikka     You will become a foundation     of the revolution! [18:48] Sekine     Wait! Stop! [18:50] Sekine     Chiyo-san is just a bit goofy! [18:57] Tsubasa     What is this?! [18:58] Rikka     I missed? Not to mention, this gun     has no effect on Earthlings?! [19:05] Chiyo     Oh, no. I reflexively counterattacked. [19:16] Chiyo     Are you all right, Rikka-chan? [19:20] Rikka     My Device?! [19:21] Sekine     It was wet, so I dried it in the shade. [19:25] Sekine     Please, let it be fixed! [19:28] Rikka     The enemy reading is gone. [19:30] Rikka     Was it a malfunction? [19:33] Tsubasa     Rikka, what the heck was that all about? [19:37] Rikka     Um... [19:39] Rikka     I was playing make-believe as a     "hasty soldier who jumped at shadows [19:43] Rikka     and almost wound up with     civilian blood on her hands." [19:46] Narrator     She basically confessed. [19:48] Tsubasa     Your taste in hobbies is up to you,     but I think we deserve an apology. [19:52] Rikka     I'm sorry. [19:55] Rikka     As a token of remorse, [19:57] Rikka     I will give up this medal given     to me by my great leader. [20:02] Narrator     This is Colonel Rikka's     most prized possession. [20:05] Tsubasa     You're still playing make-believe?     You're not sorry at all. [20:10] Sekine     Um, actually, I think     she's really, truly sorry. [20:14] Sekine     I think that's a really     serious move on her part. [20:16] Chiyo     Please don't be so mad. [20:19] Chiyo     She just had an anemia attack. [20:22] Narrator     That's her cover story. [20:24] Tsubasa     You're both too soft on Rikka. [20:28] Tsubasa     The next time you pull that,     consider our friendship over. [20:31] Rikka     Yes... [20:33] Rikka     Now that I think about it, [20:35] Rikka     I should have just used the Device's     interrogation mode to make them confess. [20:38] Rikka     It has terrifyingly crippling side effects,     but only if they're lying. SIGN    Psst, psst, psst... SIGN    Psst... SIGN    Safe! [20:46] Sekine     Safe!! [20:54] Rikka     I managed to get through the day,     but lying really is difficult. [21:05] Chiyo     I will protect this lifestyle,     no matter what hardships await. [21:15] Tsubasa     What am I doing? [21:17] Tsubasa     I'll get in so much trouble if they find out. [21:25] Sekine     Why do I alone have to have     all these things to worry about? [21:28] Narrator     They say, "Show me a liar,     and I will show you a thief." [21:31] Narrator     But for them      it's "I will show you a friend." [21:35] Narrator     Where will their friendship go from here? SIGN    Class 2-B School Festival Venue:      Ninja Funhouse SIGN    Next Episode Preview SIGN    Day Duty:      Sekine [23:09] Sekine     It's finally begun. [23:11] Chiyo     Did you enjoy it? [23:13] Rikka     Next episode, a heated battle erupts between     the Galactic Empire and the Rebellion... [23:17] Chiyo     No way! Liars get their legs pulled off! SIGN    #02: School Festival [23:20] Tsubasa     I think you mean     "you're pulling my leg," Chiyo-san... E2 - School Festival Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:09] Tsubasa     Damn, it's hot. [00:11] Tsubasa     I'm wearing this to avoid     the sailor-uniform look, [00:15] Tsubasa     but it's really getting too hot for it... [00:18] Narrator     Tsubasa—real name Tsuyoshi—     wants to look as un-cross-dressy as possible. [00:24] Tsuyoshi     I'm home. [00:26] Tsubasa (Sister)     Welcome back. SIGN    Class 2-B     Air Band SIGN    The SIGN    Lit SIGN    tle SIGN    Lies SIGN    We SIGN    All SIGN    Tell SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    Rikka SIGN    Colonel SIGN    Chiyo-san SIGN    Chiyo-san SIGN    Ninja SIGN    Sekine SIGN    Psychic SIGN    Tsubasa SIGN    Tsuyoshi SIGN    Boy SIGN    Note:      Is Sekine SIGN    Maskuma Mask SIGN    Class 2-B     Air Band SIGN    Poeh SIGN    #02: School Festival SIGN    #02: School Festival SIGN    #02: School Festival SIGN    #02: School Festival SIGN    #02: School Festival SIGN    #02: School Festival SIGN    #02: School Festival SIGN    #02: School Festival SIGN    #02: School Festival SIGN    #02: School Festival SIGN    #02: School Festival SIGN    #02: School Festival [02:05] Tsuyoshi     Yikes. [02:07] Narrator     Allow me to explain. [02:09] Narrator     In this school, there is a special uniform [02:12] Narrator     only allowed during summer,     called the "Midsummer Outfit." [02:15] Narrator     It comes with a special undergarment     to guard against any potential translucency. [02:19] Tsuyoshi     This is... [02:21] Tsuyoshi     not happening. [02:22] Tsuyoshi     No, no, no, no, definitely no. SIGN    We can't show you,     but he's wearing boxers. SIGN    Gloom [02:25] Tsuyoshi     I've endured the sailor-style uniform, but... SIGN    I'm on Team Boxers SIGN    I'm on Team Boxers [02:29] Tsuyoshi     Sis, I can't do this anymore.     Let's switch back! [02:34] Tsuyoshi     Stop taking photos! [02:37] Tsuyoshi     No, no, no, no, no! Anything but that! [02:47] Tsubasa     Good morning. [02:51] Rikka     Good morning! [02:55] Chiyo     How do you do, Tsubasa-san? SIGN    No sparkles     for Sekine,      huh... [02:58] Tsubasa     I see you're all wearing     the midsummer outfit today. [03:01] Sekine     It's just too dang hot. [03:03] Sekine     Honestly, the underwear     it comes with is kind of a pain. [03:08] Sekine     This is a girls-only school, so really... [03:14] Sekine     I think something like this'd be fine. [03:16] Narrator     Kiyoshi. SIGN    Kiyoshi [03:19] Chiyo     B-But the underwear is so cute, too! [03:23] Chiyo     I love lace. [03:26] Tsubasa     You sure do, Chiyo-san. [03:28] Sekine     It's fine if you like it... [03:31] Chiyo     I got so excited, I ended up making a number     of small accessories to match the outfit! [03:36] Sekine & Tsubasa & Rikka     Wow, awesome! [03:38] Chiyo     I haven't slept in three days. [03:40] Sekine     Her dedication to cuteness is off the charts. [03:43] Chiyo     I've always been so attached to cute things. [03:48] Chiyo     I still remember... [03:53] (Flashback) Chiyo     Stand back! [03:54] (Flashback) Hanzo     B-But you can't do this alone! [03:57] (Flashback) Chiyo     I can't put someone so cute at risk!     I, Chiyo, will handle this! [04:01] Sekine     That one was Chiyo-san?! [04:04] Chiyo**     I admired that ponytail so much. [04:07] Chiyo     Um, if it's not too much to ask, [04:11] Chiyo     it would be wonderful if you all     could try on these items... [04:15] Tsubasa     What? [04:19] Rikka     Wow! So cute! [04:24] Rikka     It's like a dream come true,     being able to wear this! [04:27] Sekine     The Colonel is a girl, too, after all. [04:30] Rikka     Ow, my tentacles! SIGN    Fold over [04:33] Chiyo     Fold it over, fold it again,     and tie it up with a rubber band... SIGN    Fold again SIGN    Tie with rubber band SIGN    No Blood Flow [04:39] Rikka     No blood flow! SIGN    Complete! [04:41] Rikka     Chiyo-san, why did you have to     tie it so tightly... [04:45] Rikka     I don't care what I wear [04:46] Rikka     as long as it doesn't interfere     with my military duties, but... [04:50] Rikka     Hmm? [04:56] Rikka     I'm bleeding, too?! [04:58] Chiyo     Was it too loose? [05:01] Rikka     Oh, no! It's definitely super tight! [05:04] Narrator     She's telling the truth. [05:05] Chiyo     Tsubasa-san, if I might... [05:07] Tsubasa     No, it's fine. I'll just watch. [05:11] Rikka     Try it, Tsubasa-chan. [05:13] Sekine     It'll look good on you. [05:15] Tsubasa     It most definitely won't look good. [05:17] Tsubasa     Really, I'm fine. [05:19] Chiyo     But I'm sure this would look great on you! SIGN    Dirndl! [05:23] Tsubasa     Wh-What is that? [05:25] Chiyo     It's a traditional dress. [05:27] Tsubasa     Why is everyone so enthusiastic? [05:30] Tsubasa     Oh, maybe... [05:32] Tsubasa     I don't look good in cute things! [05:36] Tsubasa     Is that how they see me? [05:41] Narrator     Sekine's powers only work     on the same gender, [05:45] Narrator     so she can't understand     what Tsubasa is thinking. [05:48] Chiyo     You're not large like me,     so it'll look good on you. [05:52] Tsubasa     Be more aware of your own good looks. [05:54] Sekine     If you don't like it, just sell it online. [05:58] Tsubasa     That sounds inhumane. [06:00] Rikka     Just wear it, and this can all be over! [06:03] Narrator     This is becoming an emergency. SIGN    Conscience [06:11] Chiyo     Why not also put on some makeup,      while we're at it? [06:14] Tsubasa     No, this isn't, like, a "tomboy being shy     about cute things" deal. [06:15] Rikka     Hurry, hurry! [06:17] Rikka     It hurts! The bleeding won't stop! Hurry! [06:21] Tsubasa     It's really just that... I really... [06:24] Tsubasa     I really don't want to wear this! [06:27] Narrator     The soul cries out, unheard. [06:32] Tsubasa (Sister)     Hey, Tsuyoshi. Welcome home— [06:41] Tsuyoshi     No photos! SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    click [06:42] Tsubasa (Sister) & Tsuyoshi     The Little Lies We All Tell. SIGN    click SIGN    click SIGN    click SIGN    Fort unes [06:48] Chiyo     Oh look, "Guardian Spirit Fortune Telling." SIGN    Turtle Shell Divination SIGN    Four Pillars of Destiny SIGN    Guardian Spirit Fortune Telling SIGN    Future Divination SIGN    And more! SIGN    Student     Price SIGN    yen [06:51] Chiyo     I wonder what that's like? [06:53] Rikka     I wonder! [06:55] Rikka     How backwards this planet must be     to believe in such foolishness. [07:00] Sekine     Man, that's steep! How many days'     worth of food would that buy? [07:03] Tsubasa     Looks shady as hell.     I don't like these spiritual things. [07:11] Fortune Teller     It might look shady,     but I am the real deal! [07:15] Fortune Teller     You there, I can take a look if you want. [07:18] Tsubasa     Nah... Guardian spirits? No thanks. [07:23] Fortune Teller     You don't believe me?     Let's see your future, then. SIGN    The Real Deal - Correct All the Time [07:27] Tsubasa     Fine. Tell me who I'm going to marry one day. [07:30] Fortune Teller     Very well. [07:34] Fortune Teller     I can see it. The person you'll marry is... [07:40] Fortune Teller     Hmm? [07:45] Fortune Teller     Oh, I see! She likes girls! OK! [07:50] Tsubasa     What is it? [07:51] Fortune Teller     You might be keeping this a secret,     so I won't go into the details, [07:55] Fortune Teller     but don't worry, you'll meet     a wonderful partner. [07:59] Fortune Teller     Just wait for the government to act! SIGN    Rumble rumble... [08:01] Tsubasa     Government? SIGN    Government SIGN    Rumble rumble... SIGN    Rumble rumble... SIGN    Rumble rumble... [08:03] Fortune Teller     You might have concerns right now, [08:06] Fortune Teller     but don't worry! Society changes! [08:10] Fortune Teller     I saw a great wedding reception. [08:12] Tsubasa     Huh. [08:14] Chiyo     Um, can you read my fortune as well? [08:18] Fortune Teller     Of course! [08:19] Chiyo     I'd like to hear about my guardian spirit. [08:23] Fortune Teller     I see. [08:24] Fortune Teller     She seems like a well-to-do girl. [08:27] Fortune Teller     For these types,     I often see their ancestors... [08:35] Fortune Teller     Oh? [08:37] Fortune Teller     This one... was a famous CEO? [08:40] Fortune Teller     I knew it. She's from a high-class family. [08:43] Fortune Teller     Huh? A former noble?     And that famous billionaire?! [08:47] Fortune Teller     She's related to all of those people? [08:54] Fortune Teller     You're being protected     by many wonderful people. [08:57] Chiyo     My, that is wonderful! [09:00] Chiyo     I assumed I would be cursed [09:04] Chiyo     by all the people my family has killed. [09:07] Narrator     Don't celebrate just yet. [09:09] Rikka     I'd like a guardian spirit reading, too! [09:13] Fortune Teller     Oh, what a cute girl. [09:16] Fortune Teller     For these types, it's often     their grandparents or a dog. [09:29] Fortune Teller     What? A fish-man?! [09:32] Rikka     If spirits do exist, [09:35] Rikka     I'm sure I am haunted by     the remnants of my enemies. [09:45] Fish Alien     Chinjao! Chinjao rosu! [09:47] Fish Alien     Green onions and chicken! Ramen! [10:01] Sekine     Please rest well. [10:04] Rikka     Fortune-telling results...     after these messages! SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    Fortune-telling results... SIGN    after these messages! [10:12] Tsubasa     The school festival, huh? SIGN    Midsummer Outfit Season Is Over [10:16] Narrator     The midsummer outfit season is over. [10:20] Sekine     What should our class production     be for the festival? [10:23] Tsubasa     Something safe, like a café. [10:26] Chiyo     Oh, a café! That sounds wonderful! [10:29] Chiyo     I've already gone ahead     and prepared outfits, just in case! [10:35] Rikka     Welcome! [10:38] Chiyo     Rikka-chan is the waitress! [10:41] Sekine     Tried-and-true adorable. [10:42] Tsubasa     It's impressive how wholesome it is. [10:45] Sekine     Would you like some fresh-baked cookies? [10:48] Chiyo     A rustic style for Sekine-san! [10:50] Rikka     It's so cute! [10:52] Tsubasa     That's Aunt Stella. [10:56] Chiyo     A bellboy style for Tsubasa-san! [10:59] Sekine     It fits oddly well. [11:01] Rikka     So gallant! [11:04] Sekine     Chiyo-san, what about you? [11:06] Chiyo     Well, for me... [11:09] Chiyo     Welcome home, ladies. [11:12] Rikka     So cool! [11:14] Sekine     Too handsome... [11:15] Tsubasa     I've been outdone. [11:17] Chiyo     If there are any other outfits     you'd like to try, [11:19] Chiyo     please ask me any time you wish! [11:23] Rikka     In that case, a mil— SIGN    Military Uniform! [11:24] Chiyo     But I just know a maid outfit     would suit you best, Rikka-chan! [11:27] Rikka     ...uniform... SIGN     Military Uniform! SIGN    Maid Outfit [11:30] Rikka     I mean, I'd love to try on a maid outfit! [11:33] Narrator     Colonel Rikka prioritizes friendship. SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell [11:36] Rikka     The Little Lies We All Tell. [11:52] Sekine     Chiyo-san, what are you sewing? [11:55] Chiyo     A new outfit for Rikka-chan. [11:58] Sekine     You made another one, huh? [12:00] Sekine     You should wear one, too. [12:03] Chiyo     But I... No, I... [12:05] Sekine     Come on. Just try it. [12:08] Chiyo     Oh, wait... [12:16] Chiyo     How do I look? [12:19] Sekine     She looks like a person     who performs certain services. [12:21] Narrator     Bluntly stated. [12:31] Chiyo     P-Please say something... [12:35] Sekine     What's the correct answer here? [12:38] Tsubasa     Morning. Hmm? [12:47] Tsubasa     It's someone who provides     adult entertainment! [12:48] Narrator     Fastball, dead center. [12:54] Tsubasa     Um, Chiyo-san, it's... [12:58] Chiyo     I'm sorry I put you in a tough spot. [13:01] Chiyo     I knew it wouldn't suit me. [13:04] Sekine & Tsubasa     It does suit you, it's just... [13:06] Sekine     Chiyo-san, that's not it.     You'd get a lot of appointments! [13:10] Chiyo     Appointments? [13:11] Narrator     Sekine, flustered, blurts out     something terrible. [13:15] Tsubasa     Wait, Sekine! I'll take it from here! [13:21] Tsubasa     Chiyo-san, first, I want you to understand [13:24] Tsubasa     that some call it the world's     oldest profession. [13:27] Tsubasa     It's not something to be ashamed of, [13:28] Tsubasa     and actually has the potential     of making many people happy... [13:31] Narrator     The preamble is too long. [13:33] Rikka     Wow, Chiyo-san! Where'd you get that outfit? [13:37] Rikka     It's like you stepped out of     a picture book! It's so cute! [13:41] Chiyo     Really? [13:44] Rikka     Rikka never lies! [13:46] Sekine     You constantly lie. [13:50] Rikka     What a wonderful beauty! [13:52] Rikka     It's almost like she stepped     straight out of... SIGN    Safety and      cleanliness first SIGN    No disrobing,      masks OK SIGN    Best rates      in the area SIGN    Make solid money with soft services! SIGN    Wear cute uniforms! SIGN    Transportation fee covered SIGN    Inexperienced workers welcome SIGN    No lessons needed SIGN    Apply here SIGN    60-minute pack     starting at 10,000 Yen SIGN    Inexperienced workers welcome! SIGN    Start same-day SIGN    Pay per day, high rates SIGN    60,000 yen per day possible SIGN    Maids wanted! SIGN    We are an establishment     where girls can work safely [13:55] Rikka     this book of pictures I found yesterday! [13:57] Narrator     Put it back! SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell [13:59] Rikka     The Little Lies We All Tell! SIGN    Bazaar: 1 SIGN    Shooting gallery: 4 SIGN    Café: 11 SIGN    Research Presentation: 1 SIGN    Food service: 2 SIGN    Haunted house: 5 [14:02] Sekine     I think we've gotten all the ideas down     for school festival productions. SIGN    Class 2-B School Festival Production Ideas [14:07] Sekine     The café idea is the most popular     right now, I think. [14:11] Sekine     That said, we'd want to set ourselves apart     from the other classes somehow. [14:15] Sekine     We can use the revenue for the after-party. [14:17] Rikka     What are the other classes doing? [14:20] Chiyo     Mostly sweets shops,     like crêpes and cookies. [14:24] Sekine     In that case, perhaps we should go     for something a bit unorthodox. [14:30] Tsubasa     I want to do a ninja mansion. [14:33] Sekine     That does sound pretty unorthodox. [14:36] Students     Sounds good. Let's just go with that. [14:39] Chiyo     Wait, but... SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    FURIN KAZAN     Swift as the Wind     Still as the Forest     Daring as the Fire     Steady as the Mtn [14:43] Chiyo     Welcome to the Ninja Mansion. [14:46] Chiyo     This one shall be your guide, nin. Nin, nin! [14:50] Chiyo     I cannot allow that ninja to be. [14:52] Chiyo     I'll accept anything     but the ninja mansion! Anything! [14:55] Chiyo     I have to push for something different     with the same core idea... [15:00] Chiyo     Tsubasa-san! [15:02] Chiyo     What about a Japanese-style café? [15:04] Tsubasa     Japanese-style... [15:05] Sekine     ...café? [15:06] Chiyo     If we served red bean soup and traditional     sweets, that would set us apart! [15:09] Sekine     Welcome. [15:10] Chiyo     It would be so wonderful!     Wonderful! Wonderful! [15:11] Tsubasa     This way, please. [15:12] Rikka     Yay! Welcome! [15:15] Tsubasa     That's still just a café. [15:18] Narrator     Chiyo's presentation is quickly shut down. [15:20] Sekine     Who likes the ninja mansion idea? SIGN    Class 2-B Production Ideas     Ninja Mansion [15:25] Sekine     It's settled. Our class production is... SIGN    Ninja Mansion [15:29] Narrator     A ninja mansion. [15:31] Narrator     She, like, can't stand the idea.     For all kinds of reasons. [15:38] Tsubasa     I actually really love ninjas. [15:43] Tsubasa     I seriously tried to become a ninja     when I was younger. [15:43] Young Tsuyoshi     One! Two! Three! [15:46] Tsubasa     Ninjas are super cool, after all. [15:49] Tsubasa     I still kinda want to be one. [15:53] Chiyo     I-If she feels so strongly about this,     then I suppose I can... [15:57] Tsubasa     So I think my skills as a ninja     are pretty up there. [16:00] Chiyo     Huh? [16:06] Tsubasa     See how good my shuriken throwing is? [16:14] Tsubasa     Chiyo-san, that's incredible...     You weren't even looking at the target! [16:18] Chiyo     Oh, no, it's nothing. [16:20] Chiyo     I mean, I'd say that's     the bare minimum level [16:22] Chiyo     for someone who wants     to call themselves a ninja. [16:26] Narrator     Her professional's spirit is leaking out. [16:28] Rikka     You must have practiced a lot! Good for you! [16:31] Chiyo     O-Oh, not at all. It's just     a basic skill for all ladies. [16:36] Narrator     Define "lady." [16:38] Chiyo     Oh, no. I shouldn't have let that get to me. [16:42] Chiyo     I already quit being a ninja. [16:45] Chiyo     I'm spending the rest     of my days as a regular girl. [16:49] Chiyo     No more shurikens! [16:52] Tsubasa     Damn, and I thought I was pretty good, too. [16:57] Sekine     Tsubasa, that's enough. [17:01] Tsubasa     I know! I'll do a thousand push-ups     before the day of the festival [17:05] Tsubasa     so that I can get better     than Chiyo-san at the shuriken! [17:10] Chiyo     Oh, yeah? [17:17] Tsubasa     It's true... [17:18] Chiyo     One hundred and fifty-six. [17:20] Tsubasa     Yes, ma'am. [17:25] Tsubasa     I did say I was gonna do a thousand push-ups. [17:28] Sekine & Rikka     You can do it! [17:30] Chiyo     One hundred and fifty-seven. [17:31] Tsubasa     Yes, ma'am... [17:34] Tsubasa     But that was more like     a figurative declaration. [17:38] Tsubasa     I wasn't literally going to do     a thousand push-ups... [17:40] Chiyo     One hundred and fifty-eight. [17:45] Chiyo     Oh? I didn't hear your response. [17:49] Tsubasa     Y-Yes, ma'am! [17:58] Chiyo     Oh, dear. [18:00] Tsubasa     I'm sorry. I can't do this anymore, ma'am. [18:03] Narrator     The polite form comes out naturally. [18:05] Chiyo     Oh. Well, Rikka-chan, [18:08] Chiyo     can you help out Tsubasa-san... [18:10] Tsubasa     Is she going to give me water or something? [18:12] Chiyo     ...by sitting on her back, please? [18:14] Rikka     Yes! [18:21] Chiyo     After you've thrown up,     that's when the real workout begins. [18:24] Tsubasa     Is she a demon? [18:25] Rikka     But I shouldn't be sitting on her back! [18:28] Tsubasa     Thank you, Rikka! Please get off! [18:30] Rikka     I'm too light! [18:33] Rikka     It should be Sekine-chan! [18:37] Narrator     Sekine knew that this was the Colonel's     honest and well-meaning suggestion. [18:42] Narrator     She was telling only the truth. [18:47] Sekine     Am I heavy, Tsubasa? [18:51] Rikka     You can do it! [18:53] Chiyo     You'd never find something like this heavy,     would you, Tsubasa-san? [18:58] Tsubasa     It's not heavy at all! Ma'am! [19:00] Narrator     He reads the room in two ways. SIGN    Harakiri SIGN    Shinobi SIGN    Sukiyaki [19:03] Sekine     Unfortunately, Tsubasa will be absent     due to muscle cramps. SIGN    Target Range SIGN    Tuna SIGN    Ice SIGN    Steak on Rice SIGN    Furin Kazan SIGN    Harakiri SIGN    Shinobi SIGN    Sukiyaki SIGN    Furin Kazan SIGN    Shaved     Ice SIGN    Day of the School Festival [19:09] Sekine     This was not at all unexpected. [19:15] Sekine     Now we need someone to replace her... [19:19] Chiyo     It would be my honor. SIGN    1-B Takoyaki SIGN    Ninja Mansion Available 2-B [19:25] Mr. Brian     Wow! [19:28] Mr. Brian     2-B is doing a ninja mansion! [19:31] Rikka     Oh, it's Mr. Brian, the English teacher! SIGN    Welcome [19:34] Sekine & Students     Welcome to the ninja mansion! SIGN    Tuna SIGN    Shaved Ice [19:50] Mr. Brian     They did a good job, but it's just     a classroom production, after all. [19:53] Mr. Brian     I'll just overreact to humor them. [19:57] Chiyo     Mr. Brian, [19:59] Chiyo     this one shall be your guide, nin. Nin, nin! [20:04] Mr. Brian     What the hell is going on?! [20:11] Mr. Brian     Oh, my gosh! [20:12] Mr. Brian     No kidding! [20:14] Mr. Brian     Marvelous! Japanese ninja! [20:18] Mr. Brian     Amazing! Incredible! [20:23] Chiyo     I did it. I saw it through to the end. [20:26] Chiyo     But a friendship, once lost,     can never be recovered... [20:30] Sekine     Why don't you just go apologize? [20:33] Chiyo     But will she forgive me? [20:37] Sekine     Well, you could bring along     something that Tsubasa likes. [20:41] Chiyo     Something Tsubasa-san likes? [20:45] Chiyo     I'm so... [20:47] Chiyo     So very sorry. [20:50] Tsubasa     It's fine. Please don't grovel like that. [20:54] Chiyo     But... [20:56] Tsubasa     I'm just glad you're back     to your normal self. [21:00] Chiyo     Tsubasa-san... [21:02] Tsubasa     I mean, I did miss the chance     to dress up as a ninja, but... [21:07] Chiyo     As a token of my apology,     here is a set of ninja tools. [21:13] Chiyo     It's my gift to you. [21:15] Tsubasa     Really? [21:17] Tsubasa     Wow... Thanks! [21:20] Tsubasa     This blood-rust paint job     looks so realistic! [21:23] Tsubasa     The chip here, and the     blade marks here, wow! [21:25] Narrator     Try as she might, it wouldn't wash off. SIGN    The Little Lies      We All Tell [21:28] Tsubasa     The Little Lies We All Tell! [21:32] Tsubasa (Sister)     It sold for a high price. [21:34] Tsuyoshi     What are you doing?! [21:35] Tsuyoshi     That was a gift! SIGN    Next Episode Preview SIGN    Day Duty:      Sekine [23:09] Tsubasa     Let's do a proper "next     episode preview" this time. [23:11] Chiyo     Yes. After all, next episode, we're     introducing the protagonist of the show! [23:16] Rikka     The name is... [23:17] Chiyo     Maskuma! [23:17] Rikka     Space Octopus! [23:18] Chiyo     It's "Maskuma"! SIGN    #03: Surprise [23:19] Rikka     It's "Space Octopus"! [23:21] Chiyo     Maskuma! [23:22] Rikka     Space Octopus! [23:22] Sekine     Who cares...? [23:23] Chiyo     Maskuma! E3 - Surprise Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] Rikka     I'm starving! [00:05] Chiyo     Would you like to have some takoyaki here? [00:08] Tsubasa     That place isn't that great,     but it'll do. SIGN    Takoyaki [00:12] Shopkeeper     Welcome! [00:14] Shopkeeper     Hello there, cutie! [00:16] Shopkeeper     Here, one extra on the house! [00:19] Rikka     Yay! Thank you! [00:21] Shopkeeper     Good to see you again, beautiful! [00:24] Shopkeeper     Here ya go, one extra! [00:26] Chiyo     Thank you. [00:28] Shopkeeper     Well, ain't you a pretty one! [00:31] Shopkeeper     Have an extra! [00:33] Tsubasa     Um, thanks. [00:35] Narrator     Tsubasa has mixed feelings about this. [00:38] Shopkeeper     Here you go! [00:39] Shopkeeper     Thanks! [00:48] Narrator     No extra for Sekine. SIGN    Class 2-B     Air Band SIGN    The SIGN    Lit SIGN    tle SIGN    Lies SIGN    We SIGN    All SIGN    Tell SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    Rikka SIGN    Colonel SIGN    Chiyo-san SIGN    Chiyo-san SIGN    Ninja SIGN    Sekine SIGN    Psychic SIGN    Tsubasa SIGN    Tsuyoshi SIGN    Boy SIGN    Note:      Is Sekine SIGN    Maskuma Mask SIGN    Class 2-B     Air Band SIGN    Poeh SIGN    #03: Surprise SIGN    #03: Surprise SIGN    #03: Surprise SIGN    #03: Surprise SIGN    #03: Surprise SIGN    #03: Surprise SIGN    #03: Surprise SIGN    #03: Surprise SIGN    #03: Surprise SIGN    #03: Surprise SIGN    #03: Surprise SIGN    #03: Surprise [02:28] Chiyo     It's my fault for suggesting     we should eat something... [02:32] Tsubasa     If he hadn't given me an extra either,     it wouldn't have been so bad... [02:35] Sekine     Stop... When you try to be nice,     it makes me feel worse... [02:41] Sekine     I have to pull off an     "I don't mind at all" move... [02:46] Sekine     Look! I found an extra! [02:49] Sekine     Here! Takoyaki! [03:05] Chiyo     Sekine-san, I'm actually     a regular at that place. [03:10] Chiyo     I think that's the only reason     why he gave me an extra. [03:13] Chiyo     So please don't take it the wrong way. [03:17] Tsubasa     Besides, that takoyaki     doesn't even taste good. [03:20] Tsubasa     He just gives out extras because     that's the only way he can get customers. [03:25] Rikka     Yeah, who even wants an extra     if it doesn't taste good? [03:29] Narrator     Everyone is doing their best     to back Sekine up. [03:33] Sekine     Guys... [03:35] Male student 1     Um, excuse me. [03:43] Male student 1     This is my ID. Message me if you have time. SIGN    Wink! [03:49] Male student 2     Please. [03:50] Male student 3     And me, thanks. [03:53] Male students     Bye! [03:53] Male students     See ya. [03:53] Male students     I'll be waiting! SIGN    The one who was completely ignored SIGN    The one      who forgot      to say no [04:00] Chiyo     I'll kill them. They're amateurs,     so I'll only need three minutes... [04:04] Sekine     Please don't go so far. [04:07] Sekine     Uhh... Life! [04:11] Sekine     Life is so precious! [04:15] Sekine     Life! SIGN    Life [04:21] Sekine     Ain't it?! SIGN    Ain't it?! [04:23] Rikka & Tsubasa     "Ain't it?!" [04:25] Sekine     Life... is... [04:28] Sekine     flowers, the moon, the wind, and friends... SIGN    Ain't it [04:33] Sekine     ain't it? [04:35] Rikka & Tsubasa & Chiyo     Ain't it... [04:37] Chiyo     Sh-She's right. Life is precious. SIGN    Phew SIGN    What was that? [04:42] Chiyo     That was close. [04:44] Tsubasa     But seriously, that shopkeeper has no taste! [04:50] Tsubasa     After all, Sekine is obviously the one [04:51] Tsubasa     that'll be the most popular     when we all get older, right? [04:54] Sekine     Huh? [04:55] Rikka     Um... Yeah! [04:56] Chiyo     R-Right! [04:58] Tsubasa     Being popular later is much better     than being popular now. [05:02] Tsubasa     Our time as students     is just a tiny checkpoint [05:04] Tsubasa     in our century-long human lives! [05:06] Rikka     Exactly! [05:08] Chiyo     The future is more important     than the present! [05:10] Sekine     Guys... [05:12] Tsubasa     Because above all else,     Sekine has the biggest breasts! [05:16] Tsubasa     They're the biggest in our class, right? [05:18] Chiyo     Is that supposed to be a compliment? [05:21] Tsubasa     Even if you end up being a bit plump,     big boobs guarantee you'll be popular. [05:25] Tsubasa     That shopkeeper probably only saw your face! [05:28] Chiyo     Stop... [05:29] Rikka     Don't do this to her... [05:31] Tsubasa     Don't worry! At parties,     guys only look at the breasts! [05:35] (Flashback) Tsubasa     Guys only look at the breasts!     Guys only look at the breasts! [05:40] Sekine     So, Tsubasa, do you wanna     trade my rack for your face? [05:45] Tsubasa     Huh? Well, uh... [05:48] Tsubasa     What is this atmosphere? [05:48] Children's Singing Voice     Uh oh, someone's in trouble! [05:49] Tsubasa     I was trying to be nice.     Why is everyone so taken aback? [05:54] Narrator     He did his best, for an eighth-grade boy. [05:56] Rikka     Katsu! [05:59] Sekine     A Zen-monk-style scolding? What? SIGN    Swirl... [06:12] Rikka     I'm starving! [06:15] Chiyo     Would you like to have some takoyaki here? [06:18] Tsubasa     That place isn't that great,     but it'll do. [06:25] Sekine     We went back in time?! [06:28] Rikka     Good. Seems like our     time warp was successful. [06:31] Sekine     You can do that?! [06:34] Rikka     I must win back Miss Sekine's dignity. [06:37] Sekine     She did it for me? SIGN    Phew [06:39] Sekine     Now we can avoid     that funeral-like mood. SIGN    Takoyaki [06:45] Rikka     Sekine-chan, could you step aside? SIGN    Delicious SIGN    Specialty SIGN    Takoyaki [06:48] Sekine     Oh, sure. [06:50] Sekine     What is it? [06:51] Rikka     Good. Now all that's left is... [06:54] Rikka     to turn all humans on Earth     besides Miss Sekine into Space Hogs. [06:58] Narrator     Operation: Earthlings to Space Hogs. [07:02] Rikka     Thus, Miss Sekine will become the     most beautiful human on Earth! [07:08] Rikka     Victory by default is still victory! SIGN    Translation: What a beauty! SIGN    Translation: The winner is Sekine-san! [07:12] Space Hogs     Oink! Oink-oink-oink! [07:14] Space Hogs     Oink! Oinkity oink! SIGN    Translation: What is the secret     behind your beauty? [07:18] Interviewer Hog     Oink, oink-oinky oinky oink-oink? [07:20] Sekine     Oh, nothing special. [07:24] Sekine     I should really stop her, huh? [07:26] Narrator     For a moment, she considered it. [07:45] Chiyo & Tsubasa     Oink? [07:47] Sekine     What?! [07:51] Rikka     Success! All humans other than     Miss Sekine are now Space Hogs! [07:58] Chiyo     Oink... [08:00] Hog Crowd     Oink! Oink, oink, oink, oink, oink! [08:02] Hog Crowd     Oinkity-oink! Oinkity-oink! [08:05] Hog Crowd     O-O-Oink! Oinkity-oink! Oink, oink! [08:09] Narrator     The human race has been defeated...     and so has Sekine. [08:13] Rikka     What...?! [08:16] Rikka     Then how about this? [08:18] Rikka     All humans are now Space Frogs! [08:20] Space Frogs     Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit! [08:22] Narrator     A second crushing blow! [08:24] Rikka     All humans, become minerals! [08:32] Narrator     Oh, Sekine! [08:41] Rikka     Now that I think about it,     of course hogs would prefer hogs, [08:43] Rikka     and frogs would prefer frogs.     That's just common sense. [08:45] Narrator     If only she'd realized that beforehand! [08:50] Chiyo     Hmm? What just happened? SIGN    Delicious SIGN    Specialty SIGN    Takoyaki [08:53] Rikka     U-Um, we were trying to buy takoyaki. [08:57] Sekine     She wiped that whole block of memory. [09:00] Sekine     The Colonel's brainwashing is intense. [09:02] Rikka     I have to come up with a new plan of action! [09:05] Sekine     Enough, already! [09:07] Sekine     Um, this might sound a bit sudden, but... [09:09] Sekine     I think it's the personality that counts. [09:16] Sekine     At this point, it's almost     refreshingly easy to accept. [09:22] Sekine     No matter what my appearance     is like, I have to live with it. [09:26] Rikka     Sekine-chan! [09:28] Rikka     You're right! You are who you are! [09:32] Tsubasa     Where did that come from? [09:34] Chiyo     What about appearances? [09:36] Rikka     Besides, Earthlings are such     simple constructs! [09:39] Tsubasa     Aren't we pretty complex? [09:41] Rikka     Huh? I mean, uh, friendship! [09:44] Chiyo     Yes. Our friendship will never change. [09:48] Tsubasa     What is this about? [09:58] Chiyo     Are you all right?! [10:05] Sekine     I really am out of luck today. [10:13] Rikka     Sekine-chan. [10:14] Chiyo     Sekine-san. [10:15] Tsubasa     Sekine. [10:18] Tsubasa     You should always be covered     with muddy water. [10:20] Sekine     Why?! [10:21] Narrator     A straight punch of goodwill. [10:28] Rikka     Come on, let's go home.     We can get takoyaki another time. [10:31] Tsubasa     Sounds good. [10:32] Sekine     Yeah. [10:33] Chiyo     Let's do that. [10:37] Rikka     That said, I must do something to prevent     others from suffering like Miss Sekine did. [10:41] Rikka     I know! If the takoyaki     was actually delicious, [10:44] Rikka     he wouldn't have to throw in extras     to attract customers. SIGN    500 yen per plate SIGN    500 yen per plate [10:55] Rikka     I turned his octopus into Space Octopus,     said to be the most delicious in the universe. [11:00] Rikka     You're welcome. [11:02] Shopkeeper     I've never seen such a     delicious-looking octopus before! [11:06] Shopkeeper     Perhaps with this, I can compete on taste? [11:19] Narrator     The Space Octopus, through homing instinct,     returned to outer space. [11:22] Narrator     After that point, no one ever saw     a takoyaki stall in that area again. SIGN    I never realized the takoyaki here      wasn't good. SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell [11:27] Chiyo     I never realized the     takoyaki here wasn't good. [11:35] Rikka     Tsubasa-chan, how many     piercings do you have? [11:38] Tsubasa     Nine in total, I think. [11:39] Rikka     Wow! [11:41] Sekine     That's quite a few. [11:43] Chiyo     They look good on you! [11:45] Tsubasa     Thanks. [11:46] Tsubasa     That reminds me. These piercings     are how Sekine and I became friends. [11:50] Sekine     Oh, right. It was after     the entrance ceremony. [12:00] (Flashback) Teacher     You there. SIGN    New Cafeteria Menu:      Soba & Udon Noodles 250 yen SIGN    New Cafeteria Menu:      Soba & Udon Noodles 250 yen [12:03] (Flashback) Teacher     Come to the faculty office later. [12:05] (Flashback) Tsubasa     Oh... Yes. [12:08] (Flashback) Tsubasa     Is she going to talk about my piercings? [12:11] (Flashback) Sekine     Tsubasa-san. SIGN    New Cafeteria Menu:      Soba & Udon Noodles 250 yen SIGN    New Cafeteria Menu:      Soba & Udon Noodles 250 yen [12:13] (Flashback) Sekine     I'll talk to the teacher and convince her. [12:16] (Flashback) Tsubasa     Huh? [12:17] (Flashback) Tsubasa     Um, thanks. [12:19] Tsubasa     What a nice girl. [12:20] (Flashback) Sekine     Five hundred yen should be enough. [12:23] (Flashback) Tsubasa     Huh? [12:26] (Flashback) Sekine     Yes, I know. But it's for     religious reasons, and... [12:30] Tsubasa     She's making up a whole backstory! SIGN    New Cafeteria Menu:      Soba & Udon Noodles 250 yen SIGN    New Cafeteria Menu:      Soba & Udon Noodles 250 yen [12:32] (Flashback) Sekine     I was able to trick her. [12:34] (Flashback) Tsubasa     Um, thanks. [12:36] (Flashback) Sekine     Tsubasa-san, want to get lunch     at the cafeteria later? [12:40] (Flashback) Sekine     I'll treat you to one of those     50-yen juice boxes. SIGN    New Cafeteria Menu:      Soba & Udon Noodles 250 yen SIGN    New Cafeteria Menu:      Soba & Udon Noodles 250 yen [12:44] (Flashback) Tsubasa     With my own money? [12:46] Sekine     That feat was only possible because     of my highly developed social skills. [12:49] Tsubasa     I guess I do owe you thanks. [12:52] Sekine     Also, when Chiyo-san transferred in     during the middle of our first year... [13:00] (Flashback) Sekine     Oh, that girl... [13:02] (Flashback) Tsubasa     Hmm? Who? [13:04] (Flashback) Sekine     I heard she's from a really     well-to-do family. And she's so pretty. [13:09] (Flashback) Tsubasa     Wow, that's cool. [13:11] (Flashback) Sekine     Let's ask her out to lunch. [13:13] (Flashback) Tsubasa     Huh? [13:13] (Flashback) Sekine     Doesn't she have a     "buys you lunch" kind of vibe? [13:16] (Flashback) Sekine     Like the new menu:     meat-topped noodles, 390 yen. [13:20] Narrator     Sekine stays true to herself. [13:23] (Flashback) Sekine     Would you like to have lunch with us— [13:25] (Flashback) Chiyo     No, thank you. [13:32] Chiyo     I am here to take the headmaster's life. [13:34] Chiyo     I don't have time to make friends. [13:37] (Flashback) Sekine     That's too bad. I would have loved     to have lunch together with her. SIGN    Maskuma Figurine Strap SIGN    Kyoto Ayanama      Let's Go      Tea-Emon [13:50] (Flashback) Sekine     Thank you for the food. [13:52] (Flashback) Tsubasa     Oh, it comes with a little Maskuma. [13:54] (Flashback) Sekine     Hmm. [13:55] (Flashback) Sekine     Oh, I already have this one. [13:59] (Flashback) Sekine     Would you like it? [14:00] (Flashback) Tsubasa     Stop shoving things you     don't want onto other people. SIGN    Line For Maskuma Merchandise      Ends Here [14:13] (Flashback) Chiyo     Good morning. [14:15] (Flashback) Sekine & Tsubasa     Ch-Chiyo-san...? [14:17] Sekine     I remember that. [14:19] Tsubasa     Chiyo-san really got into Maskuma. [14:22] Chiyo     I-It was so cute, I couldn't hold back. [14:26] Chiyo     Thanks to that, I was able to... [14:52] (Flashback) Chiyo     Maskuma! [14:59] (Flashback) Chiyo     I don't want to kill! [15:03] (Flashback) Chiyo     I want to collect limited-edition     Maskuma collectibles! [15:07] Chiyo     If I hadn't found Maskuma, [15:09] Chiyo     I wouldn't have been able to make     the decision to leave the clan. [15:12] Sekine     Maskuma was the reason?! [15:17] Tsubasa     We all still have ours, too. [15:20] Chiyo     Yes. [15:21] Sekine     Indeed. [15:23] Rikka     Of course! [15:25] Sekine     Colonel, you weren't there at the time. [15:27] Tsubasa     I remember how Rikka lost hers at the     school camp, and we all tried to find it. [15:32] Sekine     The Colonel fabricated that memory. [15:35] Chiyo     I remember making those     dress-up dolls for Christmas. [15:39] Sekine     And that one. [15:41] Rikka     We all wore matching ones to the     Glory to the Supreme Leader Meeting. [15:45] Chiyo     Oh, I remember that! [15:47] Tsubasa     Yeah, we did. [15:48] Chiyo     We ate Hot Pot for the Revolution. [15:51] Tsubasa     Oh yeah, that Hot Pot for     the Revolution was great. [15:53] Sekine     All of that is fake. [15:56] Sekine     What's a Hot Pot for the Revolution, anyway? [15:59] Sekine     Huh? Wait a minute... [16:01] Sekine     When did the Colonel appear, anyway? [16:04] Narrator     Sekine is aware that she     has been brainwashed, [16:06] Narrator     but she can't be certain which memories     are fake and which are real. [16:11] Sekine     Oh well, I'll be all right. Since... [16:15] Sekine     my heart is always with the teachings     of the Supreme Leader! [16:21] Narrator     The brainwashing is really strong. SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell [16:24] Sekine     The Little Lies We All Tell. SIGN    Drama Club [16:27] Rikka     Hmm? What's this? [16:30] Tsubasa     Oh, this party cracker?     It's a prop we used for club activities. [16:36] Tsubasa     We have so many left over. [16:41] Rikka     Ch-Chiyo-san! I'm sorry! [16:47] Tsubasa     She's crying?! [16:48] Chiyo     Oh, everyone... A surprise?! [16:54] Chiyo     Just remembering my birthday     would have been enough! [16:59] Chiyo     And yet you went and planned     a surprise party... [17:05] Chiyo     I must be the happiest person in the world! [17:09] Rikka & Tsubasa & Sekine     Happy birthday! SIGN    Birthday Surprise Successful!! [17:11] Narrator     "Birthday Surprise Successful!"     They decided to just run with it. [17:15] Sekine     No, but, what are we going to do?     Nobody's prepared anything— [17:19] Rikka     A present from me to you! [17:22] Sekine     Colonel? When did you get that ready?! [17:25] Rikka     A super-special... [17:30] Rikka     used eraser! [17:33] Chiyo     Rikka-chan... How... [17:39] Chiyo     How did you know what     I most wanted right now?! [17:48] Sekine     B-Brainwashing?! [17:49] Sekine     The Colonel messed with Chiyo-san's brain [17:52] Sekine     to make a used eraser     the thing she wanted most! [17:56] Chiyo     An eraser? A writing utensil. [18:00] Chiyo     E-Eraser! [18:02] Sekine     N-Not fair... [18:04] Sekine     Or rather, if you're going to go that far, [18:06] Sekine     why not just delete her desire     to have her birthday celebrated? [18:10] Sekine     What's Tsubasa going to do? [18:12] Sekine     Should we both grovel for forgiveness? SIGN    Conscience [18:17] Tsubasa     Uh, oh. I... [18:24] Tsubasa     I bought a present... [18:27] Tsubasa     I just wanted to do the minimum     needed to come off as a girl, [18:29] Tsubasa     I didn't expect to be required to provide     an element of surprise as well... SIGN    Conscience [18:33] Tsubasa     Chiyo-san, I'm sorry. [18:35] Tsubasa     I got you something really ordinary. [18:38] Chiyo     Thank you very much. May I open it? [18:41] Tsubasa     Of course. [18:42] Chiyo     Wow, how cute! SIGN    Conscience [18:45] Tsubasa     If there's anything else you want me to do     for you as a birthday present... [18:49] Chiyo     Oh, no, this is quite enough. [18:51] Tsubasa     No, please, do it for me. [18:53] Chiyo     Well, if you insist... [18:55] Chiyo     May I play with your hair again? [19:00] Tsubasa     Huh?! [19:02] Chiyo     That setup we did for your midsummer     outfit looked very nice on you. [19:06] Tsubasa     If that's what it takes to make her happy... [19:10] Chiyo     It's wonderful, Tsubasa-san. SIGN    Mirror [19:15] Sekine     Oh, no. That's the "you're     up next, Sekine-san" look. [19:20] Sekine     Y-Yikes... [19:23] Sekine     We have no other choice. [19:24] Sekine     Are we doing it? [19:25] Sekine     Yes. [19:27] Narrator     By "it," Sekine is referring to her ability [19:29] Narrator     to unlock control over her psychic powers. [19:32] Narrator     It is called "Mistress Time." [19:35] Narrator     However, with great power comes great cost. [19:40] Sekine     As long as I stay in Mistress Time, I... I... [19:47] Sekine     I gain weight rapidly! SIGN    Psychokinesis [19:54] Sekine     I'm going to use this bag-shaped drone     to write a message in the sky! [20:03] Tsubasa     Whoa. [20:04] Rikka     Great! [20:05] Chiyo     Wow. [20:06] Sekine     Happy birthday! [20:09] Chiyo     What a beautiful message! [20:14] Sekine     At least I was able to keep it at a minimum— [20:16] Chiyo     Sekine-san. [20:17] Chiyo     Tsubasa-san. [20:18] Chiyo     Rikka-chan. [20:20] Chiyo     Thank you all so very much. [20:23] Chiyo     I've never had my birthday     celebrated in this way before. [20:28] Chiyo     To be able to attend this school     and become friends with you [20:32] Chiyo     is more than I ever could have wished for. [20:35] Chiyo     I'm so happy. [20:37] Sekine     That was a lot of work, but if it     made her that happy, I'm glad I— [20:40] Chiyo     So, Sekine-san, if it's all right,     could you also write this in the sky? [20:46] Sekine     Huh? [20:47] Chiyo     That we'll remain friends forever,     no matter how many years pass. [21:04] Sekine     Here we go! [21:15] Rikka     Always... [21:17] Tsubasa     Friends... [21:33] Narrator     The great cost of Mistress Time. SIGN    Next Episode Preview SIGN    Day Duty:      Sekine [23:09] Rikka     The Space Octopus vs Maskuma     showdown was awesome! [23:12] Sekine     Did they fight...? [23:14] Chiyo     Next episode has two parts, "The Maskuma     Typhoon Begins" and "Hold Your Skirts." [23:19] Chiyo     Look forward to it! SIGN    #04 - Wish Upon a Star [23:20] Sekine     Those are all lies! [23:22] Tsubasa     No, there is one truth in there. E4 - Wish Upon a Star Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Narrator     Common occurrences in     Kashihara Girls' Academy, #1. [00:04] Chiyo     Oh, look! There's a haze covering the UFO. [00:08] Tsubasa     Yeah. Maybe it'll rain tomorrow. [00:11] Narrator     Weather forecasting using the UFO. [00:14] Sekine     Everyone else can see the UFO, too.     They just can't find it odd. [00:19] Rikka     I know, let's all sing that song! [00:23] Chiyo     What a wonderful suggestion! [00:25] Chiyo     Oh, the UFO shines on the high tower. [00:34] Chiyo & Tsubasa     The light shines, carrying our     hopes and dreams to space. [00:38] Narrator     Common occurrences in     Kashihara Girls' Academy, #2. [00:41] Narrator     When students gather together, they     spontaneously start singing the school song. [00:43] Chiyo & Tsubasa     Admiration in our hearts, far beyond we go. [00:45] Sekine     Wait, the school song got altered!     When did that happen?! [00:47] Chiyo & Tsubasa     To the future. [00:49] Narrator     Common occurrences in     Kashihara Girls' Academy, #3. [00:53] Narrator     There is sometimes a space alien     atop the UFO, looking melancholy. [00:58] Rikka     My revolutionary comrades must     be fighting out there right now. [01:03] Rikka     Yet, I... [01:05] Rikka     What am I doing here? [01:08] Rikka     Please wait. I will return, I promise! SIGN    Class 2-B     Air Band SIGN    The SIGN    Lit SIGN    tle SIGN    Lies SIGN    We SIGN    All SIGN    Tell SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    Rikka SIGN    Colonel SIGN    Chiyo-san SIGN    Chiyo-san SIGN    Ninja SIGN    Sekine SIGN    Psychic SIGN    Tsubasa SIGN    Tsuyoshi SIGN    Boy SIGN    Note:      Is Sekine SIGN    Maskuma Mask SIGN    Class 2-B     Air Band SIGN    Poeh SIGN    #04: Wish Upon a Star SIGN    #04: Wish Upon a Star SIGN    #04: Wish Upon a Star SIGN    #04: Wish Upon a Star SIGN    #04: Wish Upon a Star SIGN    #04: Wish Upon a Star SIGN    #04: Wish Upon a Star SIGN    #04: Wish Upon a Star SIGN    #04: Wish Upon a Star SIGN    #04: Wish Upon a Star SIGN    #04: Wish Upon a Star SIGN    #04: Wish Upon a Star [02:47] Chiyo     I baked cookies for everyone today. [02:51] Chiyo     Please enjoy them, if you'd like. [02:54] Rikka     Wow, looks delicious! [02:56] Rikka & Sekine & Tsubasa     Thank you for the food! [02:59] Tsubasa     Wow, that's good. [03:02] Rikka     Yep, this is delicious!     I wanna marry Chiyo-san! [03:06] Chiyo     Oh, I'm honored. [03:09] Sekine     Chiyo-san'd be my first choice to marry, too. [03:13] Chiyo     You also, Sekine-san? Thank you. [03:15] Sekine     Tsubasa, if you had to marry     one of us, who would it be? [03:18] Tsubasa     Huh? [03:25] Tsubasa     What's the right answer here? [03:28] Tsubasa     They're all friends to me. I've never even     thought of them like this before. [03:32] Tsubasa     But not being able to casually answer     a question like this could seem suspicious. [03:40] Tsubasa     Maybe I should just follow     the crowd and say Chiyo-san. SIGN    The Traditional Beauty [03:44] Tsubasa     She's kind, very pretty,     good at cooking and sewing... [03:48] Tsubasa     I could totally brag     about her to my friends. SIGN    She's so pretty! [03:50] Inoue     Wow! [03:52] Tsubasa     Aw yeah. [03:54] Tsubasa     But having a house full of Maskuma     would be bad. [03:57] Tsubasa     Also, I don't understand what sets her off! [04:01] (Flashback) Chiyo     After you've thrown up,     that's when the real workout begins. [04:04] Tsubasa     It still upsets my stomach     just thinking about it. [04:08] Tsubasa     Sekine is the one that's easiest to be with. [04:11] (Flashback) Sekine     Let's go to the chain     restaurant after school. [04:13] (Flashback) Sekine     They have a limited-time offer!     40% cash back if you use the payment app! [04:18] Tsubasa     She's down-to-earth, and I could     just be myself dating her. [04:22] Tsubasa     But... [04:23] Sekine     I always wear tracksuits. [04:25] Sekine     They're comfortable,     I don't mind if they get dirty, [04:28] Sekine     they double as pajamas, and you can     wear them both indoors and outdoors. [04:30] Sekine     They're the best. [04:33] Tsubasa     There's just no spark whatsoever. [04:36] Sekine     I can't read her thoughts, but I can     more or less tell what she's thinking. SIGN    The Little Sister [04:41] Tsubasa     Rikka is innocent and cute,     but if I introduced her to my friends... SIGN    The Little Sister SIGN    The Little Sister SIGN    The Little Sister SIGN    The Little Sister [04:46] Inoue     Gross! SIGN    Gross [04:47] Inoue     Tsuyoshi, are you dating a grade-schooler? [04:51] Tsubasa     People might think I'm a pedophile. [04:53] Tsubasa     Also, I don't want to attend     her strange gatherings... SIGN    UFO Gathering SIGN    Pamphlet [04:56] Rikka     We meet at the UFO every Sunday. [05:00] Rikka     I'll teach you about the glorious leader     that I respect so very much. [05:08] Tsubasa     It's a supremely tough question.     And not in a good way. [05:11] Sekine     How rude. [05:13] Sekine     So what's your ideal partner like, then? [05:15] Tsubasa     Huh? Hmm... [05:18] Tsubasa     I'd like someone who's frank     and chill. Almost manly. SIGN    Manly personality SIGN    Manly personality [05:22] Tsubasa     Someone with a punk-girl style,     who wears revealing clothes. SIGN    Piercings     (punk girl style) SIGN    Piercings     (punk girl style) SIGN    Short skirt     (revealing clothes) SIGN    Short skirt     (revealing clothes) [05:26] Tsubasa     Short hair would be a plus, too. SIGN    Short hair SIGN    Short hair [05:28] Tsubasa     But where would I find anyone like that? [05:31] Narrator     Right here. [05:35] Sekine     She just loves herself! [05:40] Students     Did you see that yesterday? [05:41] Students     Yeah! [05:44] Sekine     Good morning. [05:46] Tsubasa     Morning, Sekine. [05:48] Tsubasa     Oh, right. Yesterday, I found an idol     who looks just like Chiyo-san. [05:53] Tsubasa     Check this out. [05:54] Sekine     Wow. She does look similar. [05:57] Tsubasa     I know, right? [05:57] Sekine     But where did you find that photo? [06:00] Tsubasa     I-It's from a magazine. [06:02] Tsubasa     My brother Tsuyoshi bought it. [06:05] Sekine     Ah, I see. [06:07] Rikka     Hey, [06:08] Rikka     for what purpose do photos     like these exist? [06:12] Tsubasa     What purpose... For men to look at, I guess? [06:17] Rikka     Why do men look at photos like that? [06:20] Tsubasa     Um... To get excited? [06:23] Rikka     Why do they want to get excited? [06:25] Tsubasa     That's, uh... To make offspring? [06:29] Rikka     Looking at photos generates offspring?     Is that how the system works? [06:33] Tsubasa     No, just looking isn't enough. [06:36] Rikka     So what motivates them to look? [06:38] Rikka     Is it really necessary for them to spend     their precious time in such a way? [06:42] Rikka     They only live once.     Doesn't it make them sad? [06:47] Narrator     Her purity fuels her scathing remarks. SIGN    Sca SIGN    thing [06:50] Chiyo     Good day, everyone. [06:52] Tsubasa     Chiyo-san! Nice timing! [06:55] Tsubasa     Good morning, Chiyo-san. [06:57] Tsubasa     Look, I found an idol     who looks just like you! [07:02] Chiyo     Is she really that similar? [07:04] Tsubasa     Totally. Her face looks just like yours. [07:06] Chiyo     Do you think so? [07:08] Tsubasa     See, like in this one. And this one, too. [07:14] Tsubasa     Wow, this swimsuit's like a bandage. [07:17] Chiyo     Y-Yes, you're right...     She does... look like me... [07:24] Tsubasa     Wh-Why cry?! [07:27] Sekine     Oh, no. You can't show those     kinds of things to Chiyo-san. [07:31] Tsubasa     B-But, this model's really pretty, and... [07:37] Sekine     That's not the issue. [07:39] Sekine     The problem is that you     showed something provocative [07:42] Sekine     to someone with no resistance     to that type of thing. [07:45] Tsubasa     She's suddenly acting like the     straight-laced class-rep type! [07:48] Tsubasa     B-But, this isn't that provocative... [07:52] Sekine     Even "mild spice" is too spicy     for some people. [07:55] Sekine     To some people, curry for children     is like super-hellish spicy ramen. [08:01] Tsubasa     But this is like salt-broth veggie ramen! [08:05] Sekine     What? These bandages?! [08:08] Chiyo     No, I'm fine. I, I... [08:12] Chiyo     I'll go nude! SIGN    Bring it! [08:13] Tsubasa     Why?! [08:15] Rikka     Let's go calm down a little. [08:18] Tsubasa     Why...? [08:19] Tsubasa     Was... Was it that bad, what I did? [08:25] Sekine     She's a good kid at heart, [08:27] Sekine     but she does this kind of thing     every once in a while. [08:30] Sekine     Her sensibilities are a bit off,     or something. [08:33] Sekine     I can't hear her thoughts at all,     so I don't know what she's thinking. [08:38] Narrator     Sekine's psychic power is so lame [08:42] Narrator     that she hasn't even realized     that it only works on the same gender. [08:47] Tsubasa     Got it. I... [08:50] Tsubasa     I'll quit school. [08:53] Rikka     Chiyo-san, are you feeling better? [08:55] Chiyo     Yes. I'm sorry. [08:58] Chiyo     I think I'll quit school now... [09:02] Narrator     They're in sync. [09:04] Sekine     No, no, no. There's no need for that. [09:08] Tsubasa     I can't do this anymore.     Sekine, thanks for everything. [09:13] Tsubasa     Don't worry if I forget who you are     or start talking funny starting tomorrow. [09:16] Tsubasa (Sister)     Wassup. [09:20] Sekine     Are you quitting or not?! [09:23] Rikka     Um, is quitting really necessary? [09:27] Chiyo     I just don't want to cause any more trouble. [09:32] Chiyo     I-I simply can't get over my aversion     toward lewd things, and men in general. [09:38] Rikka     It's all right. You can't help it. [09:40] Rikka     Don't worry! [09:42] Rikka     I'll protect you. [09:44] Rikka     I'll make sure nothing you dislike     will so much as touch you, ever again! [09:48] Chiyo     Rikka-chan... [09:51] Sekine     Oh, there you are! [09:53] Rikka     Sekine-chan, what is it? [09:56] Sekine     Well, Tsubasa started saying     she was gonna quit school. [09:59] Rikka     What? [10:01] Sekine     Don't worry, both of you.     Let's apologize and get over it. [10:05] Tsubasa     Chiyo-san, I'm sorry. [10:07] Chiyo     No, it's me who should apologize!     There's no need for you to quit school. [10:12] Chiyo     I hope we can continue to be friends. [10:15] Tsubasa     Thank you. [10:16] Tsubasa     Hmm? [10:20] Tsubasa     S-Sorry. I gotta go to the restroom. [10:23] Sekine     I'm glad you were able to calm down. [10:27] Chiyo     Yes, Rikka-chan stayed by my side,     consoling me the whole time. [10:32] Sekine     Good job, Colonel! SIGN    Proud of Herself [10:34] Rikka     I intend to keep my promise! [10:36] Rikka     I placed a device on Chiyo-san [10:38] Rikka     that transforms any man who comes     in contact with her skin into a woman! [10:42] Sekine     Y-You can do that?! [10:44] Mr. Brian     Good morning, everybody! [10:47] Rikka     Good morning! [10:50] Chiyo     Oh, Mr. Brian, there's some     lint on your clothes... [10:54] Sekine     No! [10:55] Sekine     Don't touch, Brian! [10:57] Mr. Brian     What?! [11:03] Tsubasa     It's gone. [11:05] Tsubasa     The one thing that should     always be there... is gone. SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    Tsuyoshi SIGN    1 SIGN    — SIGN    2 SIGN    (His thing) [11:09] Tsubasa (Sister) & Tsuyoshi     Tsuyoshi 1/2. [11:13] Students     Let's stop by that one place. [11:14] Students     Sure, let's do that. [11:17] Tsubasa     I lost something precious. [11:20] Chiyo     What's wrong with Tsubasa-san? [11:23] Rikka     She's been like that since this morning. [11:25] Sekine     Hmm? [11:27] Narrator     Now that Tsubasa is female,     something unexpected has happened. [11:31] Sekine     What does she mean by     "something precious"? [11:33] Narrator     Sekine can now read Tsubasa's thoughts! [11:38] Sekine     I could help her find it     If she would tell me what it is... [11:42] Sekine     But I don't want to pry. [11:44] Rikka     Tsubasa-chan! [11:46] Rikka     Did you finish your social studies homework? [11:48] Rikka     The one about finding out how your     parents came up with your name? [11:53] Tsubasa     Name... My grandpa gave me my name. [11:56] Tsubasa     He wanted me to grow up firm and solid! [12:00] Tsubasa     I'm sorry, Grandpa! [12:02] Sekine     Wh-What's so tear-jerking about that? [12:06] Sekine     And why the Colonel, too?! [12:07] Rikka     What a wonderful grandfather! [12:09] Rikka     I didn't know "Tsubasa" had such a meaning! [12:12] Tsubasa     Oh, sorry. That was about my     brother's name, "Tsuyoshi." [12:17] Tsubasa     "Tsubasa" was so that I would     grow up free and easy. [12:19] Tsubasa (Sister)     Hey, Tsuyoshi, don't I look good     in a boy's uniform? [12:23] Tsubasa (Sister)     What if I get a cute girlfriend? [12:26] Tsubasa     And it worked, damn it! It worked too well! [12:30] Rikka     That's good to hear. [12:32] Sekine     Tsubasa's acting a bit weird. [12:35] Sekine     She's depressed because she     lost something important. [12:38] Sekine     She cries when talking     about her grandfather... [12:41] Sekine     I know! [12:43] Sekine     She must have lost some kind of     keepsake of her grandfather! [12:46] Sekine     That must be rough. Yikes! SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Not even close SIGN    Um... SIGN    I'm alive... SIGN    I'm the grandfather... SIGN    Name's Genzo... [12:49] Narrator     By the way, the grandfather     in question is very much alive. [12:52] Chiyo     Tsubasa-san, if it's all right with you, [12:55] Chiyo     would you like to go somewhere     on our next day off? [12:58] Sekine     I know, let's all go to the pool! [13:01] Rikka     The pool? Nice! [13:03] Sekine     Raku Raku Land is doing a     women-only night pool event. [13:08] Tsubasa     Women-only? I'm not sure... [13:11] Sekine     Hmm? What, you'd rather go     somewhere you can meet boys? [13:15] Tsubasa     No, that's not it.     There's a slight problem... [13:20] Tsubasa     Oh, there is no problem. [13:21] Narrator     His problem went missing. SIGN    Raku Raku Land [13:27] Tsubasa     Oh, paper strips. [13:29] Sekine     Right, today is Tanabata. [13:32] Chiyo     Let's all write down our wishes     and hang them up. [13:35] Sekine     What's your wish, Chiyo-san? [13:40] Chiyo     Oh, that's a secret. [13:43] Tsubasa     I really hope this wish comes true! [13:47] Chiyo     Where's Tsubasa-san? [13:49] Sekine     She went off to change     in the back somewhere. [13:52] Sekine     I don't know why she would be     so shy all of a sudden. [13:55] Rikka     Yeah, changing is so quick. [13:59] Narrator     Colonel Rikka's instant     transformation is a success. [14:04] Chiyo     Oh, that's very cute, Rikka-chan! [14:09] Rikka     Chiyo-san, you're wearing a lot of layers. [14:14] Chiyo     I don't want to be immodest. [14:16] Rikka     Is that her maidenly mindset? [14:18] Chiyo     I need to wear at least this much clothing. [14:21] Chiyo     Otherwise, I can't conceal my sword scars, [14:24] Chiyo     and I need my gear in case     an assassin appears. [14:27] Narrator     The ninja mindset. [14:32] Chiyo     Wow, how fun! [14:35] Tsubasa     Is this all right?     Am I not sticking out weirdly? [14:39] Rikka     Let's go! SIGN    Nekise [14:42] Sekine     Hey, don't forget to stretch first! SIGN    Waterproofed [14:47] Rikka     Go, go! Charge! [14:53] Chiyo     Would you like to share this with me? [14:56] Sekine     Are you sure? [14:57] Chiyo     Yes! [15:06] Tsubasa     So many pretty ladies. This is actually fun. [15:11] Woman     Hey, you there. Sorry to bother you. [15:14] Woman     My necklace got caught up in the hook.     Can you help me get it off? [15:18] Tsubasa     Y-Yes! [15:22] Woman     Thanks for the help! [15:29] Chiyo     I hope this makes Tsubasa-san feel better. [15:33] Tsubasa     Girls! [15:36] Tsubasa     The night pool is, like, so much fun! [15:39] Tsubasa     I'm totes excited! [15:42] Sekine     Was she always like this...? [15:46] Tsubasa     Ohmigosh, what're you talking about? [15:47] Tsubasa     Of course I've always been like this! [15:52] Sekine     I guess if she's cheered up,     that's all good...? [15:56] Tsubasa     Oh, I just remembered!     We gotta, like, hang those paper strips! [15:59] Chiyo     Yes, let's do that! [16:04] Tsubasa     "I wish I could go back to how I was"? [16:07] Tsubasa     What a dummy I was to think that! [16:12] Chiyo     I wish my sword scars     could become less visible. [16:16] Sekine     I want to lose three kilograms.     Or just two kilograms, if that's too much. [16:20] Rikka     They're all praying so intensely. [16:22] Rikka     To make their wishes come true... How... SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Materialist [16:26] Rikka     How foolish these Earthlings are. [16:29] Rikka     Goals are attained through     relentless effort, are they not? [16:34] Rikka     I've tried my best to accustom     myself to Earth culture, [16:37] Rikka     but this is not acceptable. [16:40] Tsubasa     Rikka, aren't you hanging up     your paper strip? [16:43] Rikka     Oh? Um, hmm... SIGN    Establish a unified      government of the universe      under the revolution [16:46] Rikka     I don't think wishing for it would     make it come true, so I'll pass. [16:50] Tsubasa     Oh, in that case, I'll, like,     write your wish on my paper, too. [16:55] Rikka     Huh? [16:56] Tsubasa     I don't want my original wish anymore. [16:59] Tsubasa     'Sides, if we both write the same wish, [17:01] Tsubasa     maybe it'll increase the     chance of it coming true. [17:03] Rikka     Thanks, Tsubasa-chan.     I appreciate the thought. [17:10] Chiyo     Oh look, shooting stars! [17:15] Sekine     Gotta make a wish! [17:18] Rikka     My wish probably won't come true, but... SIGN    I wish I could go back      to how I was. -Tsubasa SIGN    I want to lose 3 kilos      2 kilos. -Sekine SIGN    I wish my legs      were pretty. -Chiyo [17:22] Rikka     I just hope my friends' wishes do. [17:27] Tsubasa     Oh? What's this? SIGN    Just a small gift... SIGN    Juice [17:34] Chiyo     Tsubasa-san, what's wrong? [17:37] Tsubasa     I feel very cold, all of a sudden. [17:40] Chiyo     Oh, no! [17:44] Chiyo     I have no choice. [17:46] Chiyo     Please use this! [17:48] Tsubasa     Th-Thanks. [17:51] Rikka     Wow, Chiyo-san, your legs are so pretty! [17:55] Chiyo     What?! [17:56] Chiyo     M-My sword scars are gone! [17:59] Sekine     Did the Colonel make our wishes come true? [18:03] Sekine     I do feel like I lost a bit of weight. [18:06] Sekine     I should have wished for something bigger... [18:09] Narrator     By the way, about the device that the     Colonel put on the back of Chiyo's neck... [18:13] Sekine     I secretly removed it.     The Colonel doesn't know! [18:18] Maskuma     Kuma. [18:23] Maskuma     Kuma. [18:25] Maskuma     Kuma! [18:28] Staff     To celebrate the release of Maskuma's movie, [18:31] Staff     we're giving out     limited-edition phone charms [18:33] Staff     to anyone who can show us     an item with polka dots! SIGN    Chiyo-san SIGN    Please SIGN    Take us home      with you [18:36] Chiyo     A limited-edition phone     charm?! I really want it! [18:40] Tsubasa     That's too bad. I don't have     anything with polka dots. [18:44] Sekine     Me, neither. [18:45] Rikka     Same here. [18:50] Chiyo     I... I know! [18:51] Staff     Anyone? They're cute! [18:54] Chiyo     Would this... [18:57] Sekine & Tsubasa & Rikka     Chiyo-san?! [18:58] Tsubasa     No! Don't do that! [19:01] Chiyo     But it's the only way! [19:04] Tsubasa     I'll go and buy something     with polka dots right now! SIGN    Maskuma Mask     the MOVIE [19:07] Staff     This event will be ending soon! [19:10] Tsubasa     What? What should we do?! [19:12] Rikka     Worry not! [19:14] Chiyo     Rikka-chan? [19:17] Rikka     I'd like a phone charm, please! [19:19] Staff     Sure, just show me something with polka dots! [19:28] Rikka     I got us a charm! SIGN    Thank you...     Thank you... SIGN    She gave it to her SIGN    Don't mention it. [19:32] Chiyo     Thank you, Rikka-chan! [19:34] Rikka     I'm happy for you. [19:36] Sekine     Oh, the inside of her mouth... [19:38] Narrator     Every mucous membrane     in her body is now polka-dotted. [19:50] Chiyo     Oh, no! The charm! [19:52] Tsubasa     What, you dropped it? [19:53] Rikka     You couldn't help it, Chiyo-san. [19:58] Chiyo     Everyone, I'm going to go powder my nose. [20:04] Hanzo     What? How?! [20:06] Chiyo     I just lost the last shred of patience     I had with you, Hanzo! [20:13] Sekine     What can we do to get     that charm for Chiyo-san? [20:17] Tsubasa     Wow, it's going for such a high price     in the online auctions. [20:20] Tsubasa     We can't get it there, either. [20:22] Rikka     Oh, look! I found one here. [20:29] Narrator     An obvious fake. SIGN    Wears Boxers [20:32] Tsubasa     I do have polka dots     on my underwear today... [20:36] Tsubasa     But if they find out I'm a guy,     that might cause trouble... [20:40] Tsubasa     But... [20:44] Chiyo     I feel empty. [20:47] Sekine     Oh, Chiyo-san. [20:49] Chiyo     Did you wait for me? [20:52] Rikka     Of course! [20:54] Tsubasa     Look. We got you the phone charm. [20:58] Chiyo     Wow! [21:00] Tsubasa     I forgot about the polka-dot     handkerchief that I had. [21:04] Tsubasa     I just had to show them that, and I got it. [21:07] Sekine     All's well that ends well, huh, Chiyo-san? [21:10] Chiyo     Yes! [21:12] Rikka     Let's go home now. [21:14] Sekine     Yes, let's. [21:22] Tsubasa     Achoo! SIGN    Translation: I'm getting a faint reading      of a spacecraft. It seems friendly. SIGN    Translation: I'm getting a faint reading      of a spacecraft. It seems friendly. SIGN    Translation: Understood.      Commencing search pattern. SIGN    Translation: Understood.      Commencing search pattern. SIGN    Next Episode Preview SIGN    Day Duty:      Sekine [23:09] Sekine     It's summer. I need to go on a diet. [23:11] Chiyo     Shaved ice, watermelons, cold noodles...     So many delicious things. SIGN    Maybe I shouldn't      wear a swimsuit... [23:16] Sekine     You're right. I should enjoy     them all before I start. [23:18] Rikka     That's a great idea! SIGN    #05: Beach [23:20] Tsubasa     And thus, Sekine never begins her diet. E5 - Beach Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Narrator     Chiyo rises early. [00:06] Narrator     She sleeps on her side,     left side down, to protect her heart. [00:13] Narrator     A habit she developed in her ninja clan. [00:25] Chiyo     Another peaceful morning. [00:30] Narrator     Chiyo begins her morning routine     by brushing her teeth [00:33] Narrator     and sharpening her shuriken. [00:46] Chiyo     My usual hairstyle is complete! [00:49] Chiyo     All good! [00:52] Chiyo     I'll be on my way. [00:55] Narrator     The usual, peaceful days continue. [00:59] Narrator     Or so Chiyo believed, earnestly. SIGN    Final Exams SIGN    Class 2-B     Air Band SIGN    The SIGN    Lit SIGN    tle SIGN    Lies SIGN    We SIGN    All SIGN    Tell SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    Rikka SIGN    Colonel SIGN    Chiyo-san SIGN    Chiyo-san SIGN    Ninja SIGN    Sekine SIGN    Psychic SIGN    Tsubasa SIGN    Tsuyoshi SIGN    Boy SIGN    Note:      Is Sekine SIGN    Maskuma Mask SIGN    Class 2-B     Air Band SIGN    Poeh SIGN    Final Exams SIGN    #05: Beach SIGN    #05: Beach SIGN    #05: Beach SIGN    #05: Beach SIGN    #05: Beach SIGN    #05: Beach SIGN    #05: Beach SIGN    #05: Beach SIGN    #05: Beach SIGN    #05: Beach SIGN    #05: Beach SIGN    #05: Beach [02:48] Chiyo     I'll do my best. [02:52] Sekine     The Colonel seems to be on a roll. [03:02] Sekine     If you're going to cheat,     at least make it less obvious... [03:05] Sekine     Never mind that. I have to concentrate. [03:11] Sekine     Of course I don't use my powers for tests! [03:14] Narrator     Who is she making excuses to? SIGN    A Few Days Later [03:19] Sekine     How did you go on the test? [03:21] Tsubasa     It was pretty easy. [03:23] Rikka     Okay, I guess. SIGN    Class Rep [03:26] Sekine     I got a 100 in English. SIGN    Model Student [03:27] Tsubasa     I got a 98. SIGN    Elite Military Officer [03:29] Rikka     I got a 51. SIGN    Points [03:32] Sekine     How did you cheat so much     and yet score so low? [03:36] Chiyo     As for me... [03:41] Student 1     Hey, guys. Our draft of the     class poem is done. Take a look. [03:44] Sekine     Oh, sure. [03:46] Student 1     Let me know what you think later. [03:48] Sekine     Sure. [03:52] Tsubasa     "Class Celebrity," huh. SIGN    Class Poem: "Class Celebrity" (WIP) SIGN    "Chiyo-san"     Chiyo-san is pretty,     so pretty.     She's very pretty,     like super pretty,     like an unstoppable     force of prettiness,     and a total celeb [03:54] Tsubasa     Everyone picked Chiyo-san. [03:56] Sekine     Well, she is pretty. It's only natural. [04:00] Rikka     I'm so proud! [04:04] Chiyo     I'm going to make a quick visit     to the school store. [04:08] Chiyo     Unbelievable... I... [04:11] Chiyo     I'm considered pretty! [04:14] Narrator     She couldn't be happier. SIGN    Three days like this [04:18] Chiyo     Was it because, during my harsh training... [04:21] Chiyo     I applied nightingale feces to my face? [04:26] Chiyo     Or is it thanks to the mud baths? SIGN    Totally holding her breath [04:31] Chiyo     Or perhaps it's the rich protein in my diet? [04:34] Narrator     All organic & natural. [04:40] Chiyo     I feel so self-conscious! [04:42] Tsubasa     Chiyo-san... [04:44] Tsubasa     needs to tone it down a notch. [04:47] Sekine     I thought the same thing. [04:50] Tsubasa     She needs to know when     a compliment is just flattery. [04:52] Sekine     We won't be able to keep having     lunch with her if this goes on. [04:55] Tsubasa     In fact, [04:57] Tsubasa     she won't be accepted anywhere at all. [04:59] Rikka     That's too harsh. SIGN    The Next Day [05:08] Chiyo     Good morning. [05:10] Rikka     Good...?! [05:12] Rikka     Chiyo-san, is that a new hairstyle? [05:16] Chiyo     I wanted to change it up a little. [05:18] Rikka     The old style looked so     good on you, though. [05:20] Sekine     Ah. [05:22] Sekine     That might be better, actually. [05:25] Tsubasa     In fact, why don't you go shorter? [05:40] Chiyo     I'm finally free from my clan! [05:44] Chiyo     I'll gradually grow my hair out,     dress pretty, and... [05:51] Sekine     We won't be able to keep having     lunch with her if this goes on. [05:56] Tsubasa     In fact, she won't be     accepted anywhere at all. [06:04] Rikka     Just wait a minute! [06:08] Rikka     Why are you cutting your hair?! [06:09] Chiyo     Rikka-chan... [06:12] Chiyo     I thought I needed     to take it down a notch... [06:17] Chiyo     Wait, Rikka-chan?! [06:19] Rikka     You two are the worst! [06:23] Rikka     Just because... [06:24] Rikka     Because Chiyo-san... [06:31] Rikka     Just because Chiyo-san     scored horribly in her tests! [06:37] Rikka     You have no honor! [06:41] Sekine     You're right. [06:42] Tsubasa     I'm sorry. [06:43] Chiyo     What's going on...? [06:45] Narrator     This is what's going on. [06:48] (Flashback) Chiyo     I'm going to make a quick visit     to the school store. [06:55] (Flashback) Rikka     What's wrong? [06:56] (Flashback) Tsubasa     The class poem can wait. [06:59] (Flashback) Sekine     It's Chiyo-san's test scores. [07:07] Chiyo     Thump, thump! [07:23] (Flashback) Brian     Genius! [07:28] (Flashback) Chiyo     I finally got a score! [07:31] (Flashback) Rikka     It's a first! [07:33] (Flashback) Tsubasa     She needs to know when     a compliment is just flattery. [07:35] (Flashback) Sekine     We won't be able to keep having     lunch with her if this goes on. [07:39] (Flashback) Tsubasa     In fact, [07:40] (Flashback) Tsubasa     she won't be accepted anywhere at all. [07:43] (Flashback) Rikka     That's taking it too far. SIGN    High School SIGN    Middle School SIGN    Around 10% drop out [07:46] Sekine     It's actually not easy going from our     middle school directly to our high school. [07:50] Tsubasa     At this rate, she's never going     to high school with us. [07:57] Chiyo     You were talking about the test... [08:00] Chiyo     But you did also say I should cut my hair. [08:04] Tsubasa     Th-That was... [08:07] Sekine     I mean, should you be     spending your time on that?! [08:11] Chiyo     First I wash my hair,     then I apply conditioner, [08:14] Chiyo     and then I use a straightening iron, [08:16] Chiyo     followed by a curling iron     to apply a gentle wave. [08:19] Chiyo     And finished! [08:22] Sekine     I remember Chiyo-san telling me     the whole process takes about an hour. [08:27] Sekine     Use that time to learn     an English word or two! SIGN    Simply prefers     shorter hair [08:33] Tsubasa     I'm really sorry we talked     about you behind your back. [08:37] Sekine     But we really want to go to     the same high school as you! [08:41] Rikka     Yep! [08:46] Chiyo     I'm so glad! [08:48] Sekine     There's nothing to be glad about! [08:50] Tsubasa     Is she really okay?! [08:51] Sekine     We won't sugar coat it anymore.     You're going to be screwed! [08:54] Tsubasa     You're really in deep trouble! [08:56] Chiyo     Please don't worry. [08:59] Chiyo     Mr. Brian said I can enter Tokyo University! [09:04] (Flashback) Mr. Brian     You worked very hard, Miss Chiyo.     You are a future Tokyo U student! [09:09] Sekine & Tsubasa     Again, understand when something is flattery! SIGN    That's an "A"! SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell [09:13] Chiyo     The Little Lies We All Tell! [09:16] Tsubasa     How's it going? Are you learning? [09:18] Chiyo     I'm doing my best. SIGN    Mathematics 2 [09:20] Chiyo     For starters, I memorized a textbook! [09:24] Tsubasa     A study habit popular among idiots! [09:26] Tsubasa     Don't memorize! Understand! [09:28] Sekine     Calm down, Tsubasa! [09:30] Sekine     That might be good enough     to get through the upcoming exams. [09:33] Chiyo     Now, hear my words of wisdom. [09:36] Chiyo     When editing this textbook,     I paid the most attention to one thing... [09:42] Chiyo     Making sure that you, new eighth graders,     could learn math with excitement. [09:45] Sekine & Tsubasa     The foreword section... [09:46] Rikka     Good job! Good job! [09:49] Rikka     Good job! Good job! [09:49] Chiyo     I wrote the problems     with utmost care to make sure... [09:53] Narrator     Chiyo is waiting for her next compliment. SIGN    Ethics P.E. Home Ec Art Music English Soc.Stud Science Math Japanese      SIGN    Ethics P.E. Home Ec Art Music English Soc.Stud Science Math Japanese      SIGN    Ethics P.E. Home Ec Art Music English Soc.Stud Science Math Japanese      SIGN    Ethics P.E. Home Ec Art Music English Soc.Stud Science Math Japanese      SIGN    I did okay SIGN    Nice SIGN    I tried     my best SIGN    Yes! SIGN    Revolutionary     Education SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell [10:06] Sekine     Summer break's coming up. [10:08] Rikka     I'm so happy. [10:09] Chiyo     Shall we go out somewhere? [10:12] Rikka     Let's do that! [10:14] Tsubasa     Where to? [10:15] Rikka     How about the beach? [10:18] Chiyo     The beach! How wonderful. [10:20] Sekine     Should we bring swimsuits? [10:22] Rikka     Let's do that! [10:23] Tsubasa     Swimsuits? [10:25] Tsubasa     Yikes. I'd need to cover some stuff up. [10:27] Tsubasa     Honestly, I don't want to bother. [10:30] Tsubasa     Hey, I think the mountains or     a river might be a better idea... [10:34] Chiyo     Splashing water on each other     at the beach would be so fun! [10:38] Sekine     Let's eat something delicious     at a beachside restaurant. [10:40] Rikka     We can dig for clams, and fish! [10:43] Tsubasa     I guess the beach idea is a done deal. [10:46] Tsubasa     I'm sure it'll be all right. [10:51] Rikka     Summer! [10:52] Chiyo     Beach! [10:53] Sekine     Groveling for forgiveness! [10:56] Narrator     Let us go back a few minutes in time. [11:07] Sekine     How about here? [11:09] Chiyo     Sure. [11:10] Tsubasa     I'll get us some drinks. [11:17] Sekine     Hey, hey... [11:19] Rikka     Let's swim! [11:21] Chiyo     Sure! [11:23] Sekine     She's so quick to change! [11:24] Chiyo     Come on, Sekine-san. [11:27] Sekine     Um, yes... SIGN    Not going to risk     wearing a swimsuit SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell [11:28] Tsubasa     The Little Lies We All Tell. [11:32] Sekine     Um, I tried on the swimsuit     that you made for me... [11:37] Chiyo     It looks wonderful on you! [11:39] Rikka     Let's swim already! [11:41] Sekine     Hey, Rikka, wait up! [11:45] Sekine     You have to put on sunscreen first. [11:49] Rikka     I'll help you put on sunscreen, too. [11:52] Sekine     Please. SIGN    What a primitive item. [11:54] Rikka     I suppose it would be helpful     to let her get space-ready, too. [11:58] Sekine     What? Colonel, what are you doing? [12:24] Man 1     Hey there. [12:27] Man 1     Pretty girl. [12:28] Man 2     Wanna hang out? [12:32] Man 2     Come on, let's have a chat. SIGN    Tsuu Hai SIGN    Ken [12:52] Narrator     And that led to this. [12:55] Man 1     That was clearly assault! [12:57] Man 2     If saying "sorry" solved everything,     we wouldn't need the police! [13:01] Sekine     They have a point! [13:04] Sekine     C-Could you please not call the authorities? [13:08] Sekine     Perhaps a settlement can be reached. [13:10] Rikka     What's a settlement? [13:12] Sekine     We're going to pay them off.     It's better than involving the police! [13:16] Sekine     It's my precious money, but for Chiyo-san... [13:21] Sekine     Here's all the money I have. [13:23] Man 1     230 yen... [13:26] Man 2     That's, like, a bus ride. [13:28] Chiyo     Sekine-san, please put that away. It's fine. [13:35] Chiyo     I'll just slit my own throat,     right here and now! [13:39] Narrator     Self-capital punishment. [13:40] Man 1     Don't do that! [13:42] Man 2     Please calm down! [13:43] Chiyo     But... [13:44] Tsubasa     Hold it right there! [13:47] Tsubasa     What do you want with my friends? [13:49] Man 1     Who are you? [13:51] Man 2     We're the victims here! [13:53] Tsubasa     Victims? [13:55] Chiyo     Oh, um, I accidentally     gave them a little tap... [13:58] Man 1     It wasn't a "tap"! It was a "kaboom"! [14:02] Man 2     We have proof. [14:04] Man 2     This is where the "kaboom" took place. [14:07] Narrator     Kaboom. [14:11] Tsubasa     What kind of gorilla muscle would it take     to do that? That's totally unrealistic. [14:15] Chiyo     G-Gorilla muscle... [14:17] Tsubasa     I don't mind taking this up     with the authorities. [14:21] Sekine     That's a no-go. [14:22] Sekine     Tsubasa! We're going to get     out of this with fake tears! [14:26] Tsubasa     Huh? SIGN    Boo SIGN    Hoo [14:29] Sekine     I'm so sorry. I was so scared. SIGN    Running with it [14:35] Rikka     You two are scary! [14:43] Narrator     Hers are the real deal. [14:44] Man 1     D-Don't cry. SIGN    Did we do something wrong? SIGN    All beat up [14:46] Man 2     You're making us look like the bad guys. [14:50] Tsubasa     What? Me, too?! SIGN    Shame [14:56] Tsubasa     We're so sowwy. [15:00] Narrator     Tsubasa is swallowing so many     different flavors of pride here. [15:06] Chiyo     I'm sorry I made you do this for me! [15:11] Sekine     I'm just glad everything turned out okay. [15:14] Rikka     So that really was all the money she had. [15:18] Rikka     Right! SIGN    Shaved Ice [15:20] Rikka     Let's get something nice to eat     and forget what happened! [15:24] Sekine     Oh... [15:26] Tsubasa     Rikka, when did you... [15:38] Sekine     That was delicious. [15:41] Tsubasa     Hmm? How did you pay for this, anyway? [15:44] Rikka     Don't worry about the money! [15:47] Rikka     There's plenty more where that came from! [15:50] Tsubasa     Where did you get that money?! [15:52] Rikka     I found it! [15:53] Sekine     You just found all that cash? [15:56] Tsubasa     Was there some crime involved...? [16:01] Rikka     Was my excuse unnatural? [16:03] Sekine     Colonel, is that counterf— [16:06] Rikka     This is a, um, you know... [16:13] Rikka     A result of hyperinflation!     Money is worthless now! [16:17] Narrator     Swimming in cash. [16:20] Sekine     Tsubasa! I think what     Rikka means is that, um, [16:25] Sekine     not that she literally found it, but, like, [16:28] Sekine     she was given a huge allowance unexpectedly! [16:32] Tsubasa     I see. [16:34] Rikka     You do see. [16:37] Sekine     Hmm... We shouldn't spend     any more of these counter— [16:39] Sekine     of these bills. [16:41] Sekine     I'd better get rid of them later. [16:43] Narrator     She upholds the law. SIGN    Yen Yen [16:46] Sekine     I wonder how many more fried     noodles I can get with this?! [16:48] Narrator     She used to uphold the law. [16:51] Chiyo     I caused an incident and made     Rikka spend her allowance. [16:56] Chiyo     I feel terrible. [16:58] Chiyo     I'm going to go freshen up. [17:04] Rikka     Chiyo-san? [17:06] Tsubasa     I'll go check on her. [17:13] Young Woman     Hey there. [17:15] Young Woman     I saw you chase away those playboys earlier. [17:19] Tsubasa     Oh, um... [17:21] Young Woman     It was annoying when they hit on me, too,     so I was glad to see it! [17:26] Young Woman     The girl with long black hair     was awesome, too! [17:28] Young Woman     I didn't expect that from     such a well-to-do lady! [17:32] Young Woman     And you're... [17:34] Young Woman     so handsome! [17:37] Tsubasa     Handsome... [17:41] Tsubasa     Do I look handsome...? [17:44] Young Woman     Y-Yes... [17:45] Narrator     Tears of happiness spring to his eyes. [17:47] Young Woman     Are you all right...? [17:55] Tsubasa     Chiyo-san. [18:07] Tsubasa     Thank you so very much! SIGN    So handsome! [18:10] Tsubasa     I had the best experience, thanks to you. [18:16] Tsubasa     I'd love to come to the beach     with you all again. [18:21] Tsubasa     Right? [18:27] Chiyo     Of course! SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell [18:34] Tsubasa     So... [18:36] Tsubasa     What should we do? [18:38] Rikka     Let's build something out of sand. [18:40] Sekine     What should we build? [18:44] Rikka     Finished! [18:45] Tsubasa     That was fast! [18:48] Sekine     The waves! [18:49] Chiyo     Oh, no! [18:51] Rikka     To all comrades!     Defend the flagship immediately! [18:55] Sekine & Tsubasa & Chiyo     Roger! [19:04] Rikka     Defense successful! Well done, comrades! [19:38] Chiyo     Do you have everything you brought? [19:41] Young Woman     Oh, hey! Wait up! [19:45] Young Woman     Oh, good. I was looking for you! [19:48] Tsubasa     Looking for me? [19:49] Young Woman     There was something on my mind. [19:52] Tsubasa     On your mind? [19:54] Young Woman     I'm sorry I called you "handsome" earlier. [19:58] Young Woman     You have this, sort of, androgynous beauty. [20:02] Young Woman     You're really a pretty girl! [20:06] Young Woman     What with your fair skin,     and that slender build. [20:09] Narrator     She just came back to kill him off. [20:14] Rikka     The beach sure was fun. [20:16] Sekine     The food stalls were tasty, too. [20:18] Chiyo     What happened to Tsubasa-san? [20:20] Sekine     She got gloomy all of a sudden. [20:23] Rikka     I get it! When you've had this much fun,     it's a real downer having to go home. [20:27] Chiyo     Let's all come again sometime. [20:30] Tsubasa     Yeah... SIGN    Cling on to Life [20:44] Newscaster     The crowd is thrilled by     Uhotan's cute demeanor! [20:51] Newscaster     But suddenly, disaster strikes! [20:54] Newscaster     Uhotan suddenly picks up     a huge pile of feces! [20:58] Sekine     How should I get rid of these...? [20:59] Newscaster     He begins tossing it around,     turning the zoo into a hellscape. [21:05] Newscaster     And now for our next story. SIGN    Beachside Restaurant [21:07] Newscaster     We've received several reports     of counterfeit money being used [21:10] Newscaster     at beachside restaurants in Chiba Prefecture. [21:12] Newscaster     The counterfeit bills were     very accurately created, [21:15] Newscaster     except for the unidentified male     on the watermark. [21:19] Newscaster     Police say... [21:20] Sekine     This is the great leader     from Rikka's home world! SIGN    Forging and using counterfeit SIGN    money is a crime! SIGN    Kids, don't try this at home! SIGN    Next Episode Preview SIGN    Day Duty:      Sekine [23:09] Chiyo     Next week, we're having a sleepover     at Sekine-san's house! [23:12] Tsubasa     By the way, where do you live, Rikka? [23:14] Rikka     Up in the sky. [23:15] Chiyo     Huh? [23:16] Sekine     She means, a high-up floor     in a high-rise apartment! [23:18] Rikka     No, no. It's the Central Area, third section,     first street, on Planet Papipoporo. SIGN    #06: The Sleepover [23:22] Sekine     Is she even trying to hide it anymore? E6 - The Sleepover Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Chiyo     Is this really happening? [00:04] Chiyo     I've finally... [00:06] Chiyo     been invited to... [00:08] Chiyo     Sekine-san's house! [00:11] Maskuma     Congratulations-kuma! [00:12] Maskuma     Congratulations-kuma! [00:15] Maskuma     Kuma... [00:17] Maskuma     Kuma, kuma! [00:21] Narrator     The sleepover. [00:23] Narrator     An event that Chiyo     has always longed to experience. SIGN    Class 2-B     Air Band SIGN    The SIGN    Lit SIGN    tle SIGN    Lies SIGN    We SIGN    All SIGN    Tell SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    Rikka SIGN    Colonel SIGN    Chiyo-san SIGN    Chiyo-san SIGN    Ninja SIGN    Sekine SIGN    Psychic SIGN    Tsubasa SIGN    Tsuyoshi SIGN    Boy SIGN    Note:      Is Sekine SIGN    Maskuma Mask SIGN    Class 2-B     Air Band SIGN    Poeh SIGN    #06: The Sleepover SIGN    #06: The Sleepover SIGN    #06: The Sleepover SIGN    #06: The Sleepover SIGN    #06: The Sleepover SIGN    #06: The Sleepover SIGN    #06: The Sleepover SIGN    #06: The Sleepover SIGN    #06: The Sleepover SIGN    #06: The Sleepover SIGN    #06: The Sleepover SIGN    #06: The Sleepover [02:02] Sekine     To be honest, I didn't want to     invite anyone to my house. [02:06] Sekine     But I suppose there's no other way. [02:08] Narrator     Let's go back... [02:10] Narrator     to a few hours earlier. SIGN    A Few Hours Earlier [02:12] Tsubasa     Wow, this typhoon's pretty bad. [02:15] Sekine     They say it's one of the worst ever. [02:17] Chiyo     I won't be able to sleep on a tree tonight. [02:20] Chiyo     I also can't eat anything from nature... [02:24] Tsubasa     A tree house? And a home garden? [02:28] Chiyo     Good day, butler! [02:30] Butler     Only the finest organic produce     for you, Miss Chiyo. [02:35] Tsubasa     The wealthy truly live a different life. [02:37] Narrator     In truth, it's just sleeping in the wild, [02:42] Narrator     and surviving on wild plants. [02:44] Sekine     She's going to sleep     outside in this typhoon? [02:49] Chiyo     What strong winds. [02:51] Chiyo     Perhaps I'll find a bridge     to sleep under for tonight. [02:56] Sekine     Chiyo-san! [02:57] Chiyo     Yes? [03:01] Sekine     M-My parents aren't home tonight. [03:08] Sekine     I feel uneasy sleeping alone. [03:12] Chiyo     A-Are you suggesting... [03:14] Sekine     It sure would be great     if someone could be with me. [03:22] Chiyo     I want to go! To Sekine-san's house! [03:28] Maskuma     Tootle-ootle-oo, kuma! [03:33] Rikka     Aww, can I come, too? [03:38] Sekine     Sure... [03:39] Rikka     Yay! [03:42] Chiyo     I'm glad to have Rikka-chan with us! [03:46] Rikka     You should also come, Tsubasa-chan! [03:49] Tsubasa     Hmm, going to her house     might be a bit much... [03:53] Tsubasa     But saying no at this point     would look unnatural... [03:57] Tsubasa     Well, Sekine, you don't really     want me to go, do you? [04:02] Sekine     One person, three people,     what's the difference? [04:05] Narrator     Something dies inside Sekine. [04:07] Rikka     I can't wait! [04:10] Sekine     Should we eat together? [04:12] Chiyo     Oh, in that case... [04:16] Chiyo     If I may, there's an activity     I'd like to try... [04:23] Rikka     I'm open to anything! [04:25] Sekine     As long as it's something     we can do in my house. [04:27] Tsubasa     What is it? [04:28] Chiyo     It's... [04:30] Chiyo     A takopa! [04:33] Tsubasa     Oh, a takopa. [04:35] Sekine     Sounds good. Let's takopa it up. [04:38] Chiyo     Really?! [04:41] Rikka     Takopa? [04:43] Rikka     What is a "takopa"? [04:45] Rikka     From context, I can imagine it's something     that involves a gathering of people... [04:54] Rikka     I get it! It must be something similar     to Hot Pot for the Revolution! [04:56] Narrator     Based on precisely zero evidence. [04:58] Sekine     Oh, the Colonel doesn't     know what a takopa is. [05:02] Sekine     It's short for "takoyaki party." [05:04] Rikka     O-Of course I knew that! [05:07] Sekine     You can add any ingredients you like. [05:09] Rikka     Wow! [05:10] Sekine     It's something girls are always     getting together to do. [05:15] Sekine     I hope happy people with     social lives all explode. [05:18] Tsubasa     What's wrong, Sekine? [05:20] Narrator     Sekine suddenly has a     suspicious air about her. [05:23] Sekine     Let's buy ingredients on the way back.     Of course, we're splitting the costs. [05:33] Sekine     Come in. [05:34] Chiyo     Um, I'd like to formally introduce     myself to your parents... [05:37] Sekine     Oh, they're not here, so don't worry. [05:40] Tsubasa     Are your parents out at work? [05:42] Sekine     Uhh, yeah. [05:44] Sekine     Or rather, I live alone. [05:48] Sekine     You know, because of my     parents' work, and stuff. [05:51] Sekine     Actually, my entire family are psychics,     and they're all locked up in a lab! [05:56] Sekine     I don't even know if they're alive! [05:58] Sekine     The Organization sends me     some money every month. [06:01] Sekine     I make ends meet with that     and the scholarship. SIGN    Sekine [06:06] Narrator     Sekine's grades: second place     in her entire school year. [06:09] Sekine     I get by, somehow! [06:13] Sekine     Come in. [06:15] Sekine     I'm sorry this place is falling apart. [06:17] Tsubasa     Don't mind us. [06:22] Tsubasa     Sekine, your house...     has a certain atmosphere to it. SIGN    Cling on to Life [06:26] Sekine     I'm sorry about the disrepair. [06:33] Tsubasa     S-Something just scurried past my feet! [06:35] Sekine     Oh, don't mind him. [06:39] Rikka     Oh, hello there! [06:42] Sekine     I try to think of them     not as pests, but as pets. [06:46] Narrator     She is resilient. [06:49] Sekine     This place is a mess for so many reasons. [06:51] Sekine     But anyway, welcome to my house. [06:56] Chiyo     I think it's a wonderful house. [06:59] Chiyo     Strong walls to protect the family, [07:01] Chiyo     a sturdy roof to keep out the rain, [07:03] Chiyo     and also, the cute pets... [07:06] Sekine     Well, they're rodents. [07:08] Sekine     I guess this beats sleeping out     in the wild, though. [07:12] Chiyo     Sleeping over at a friend's house...     It's like a dream come true! [07:17] Narrator     Her ability to dream is strong. [07:24] Tsubasa     There, all done. [07:26] Chiyo     A master's technique! [07:28] Rikka     Tsubasa-chan, you're so good at this! [07:30] Sekine     Truly. I didn't expect this from you. [07:35] Tsubasa     Who'd have guessed that my sister bullying me     into always cooking for her would pay off? [07:40] Sekine     All right, let's eat. [07:42] All     Thank you for the food! [07:51] Chiyo     Something... [07:53] Chiyo     Something! Something like... something! [07:58] Chiyo     It's salty, and it makes my mouth happy! [08:03] Narrator     Not the best food review. [08:06] Chiyo     Girls gathering together and     enjoying takoyaki at a takopa... [08:12] Chiyo     This was my dream! [08:14] Rikka     I'm glad you like it, Chiyo-san! [08:18] Rikka     My mouf if bffnnn ufff! [08:21] Tsubasa     Rikka, are you all right?! [08:23] Rikka     It's so hot, the inside of my mouth melted! [08:28] Chiyo     Say, "ah." [08:32] Tsubasa     Delicious! [08:34] Sekine     What was inside? Where was it? [08:36] Tsubasa     Around there! [08:42] Sekine     There was something lukewarm     and slimy in there! SIGN    Wasabi [08:47] Sekine     Just in case, I'll ask,     what did everyone put in? [08:50] Rikka     I put in gummies! They looked delicious! [08:54] Sekine     On their own, yes! [08:56] Chiyo     I put in sashimi. [08:59] Tsubasa     That was sashimi?! [09:01] Chiyo     Fish is good for you. [09:04] Tsubasa     Well, if it's sashimi,     why not just eat it raw?! [09:08] Rikka     Sekine-chan, what about you? [09:09] Sekine     It's a secret. [09:11] Tsubasa     What? You're the one who asked. [09:14] Chiyo     Now, now, as long as we're having fun,     isn't that what really matters? [09:18] Tsubasa     I guess so. [09:21] Tsubasa     Hot! [09:25] Sekine     Oh, that's mine. Bhut jolokia. [09:29] Rikka     Bhut? [09:30] Chiyo     Jolokia? [09:31] Sekine     I wanted to go with the Carolina Reaper,     supposedly the hottest in the world. [09:38] Sekine     But I thought that might be     too much for beginners. [09:42] Narrator     A strange form of consideration. [09:43] Tsubasa     This is already too much! [09:46] Chiyo     I want to try it! [09:49] Rikka     Me, too! [09:50] Chiyo     Which one is it? [09:51] Rikka     Is it this one? [09:53] Rikka     Here we go! [09:55] Chiyo     All or nothing! [09:58] Chiyo     Too bad. It was the gummy. [10:02] Rikka     Mine, too! Mine was sweet! [10:06] Narrator     The Colonel hit the jackpot. [10:09] Tsubasa     Oh, really? [10:14] Sekine     Oh yeah, Tsubasa, what did you add? [10:18] Tsubasa     Cod roe and cheese... [10:22] Sekine     Cod roe... [10:23] Chiyo     ...and cheese. [10:25] Chiyo     Oh, I remember.     That salty taste was cheese. [10:30] Rikka     What a solid combination! [10:33] Rikka     It goes well in Revolutionary     Hot Pot, as well! [10:36] Cheese     I'll be back. [10:37] Sekine     Tsubasa, you had the most     girly pick out of all of us. [10:43] Narrator     Unable to recover, physically or mentally. [10:52] Chiyo     Eating takoyaki outside was delicious, too, [10:55] Chiyo     but making takoyaki together     is on a whole new level. [10:58] Rikka     Yep! [11:00] Sekine     That takoyaki stand really wasn't that good. [11:04] Sekine     Chiyo-san, that tea you brought as a gift     has an interesting, deep taste. [11:08] Tsubasa     It has a distinct bitterness. [11:10] Chiyo     It's dokudami. [11:12] Rikka     It's so sweet! [11:14] Chiyo     Huh? [11:15] Tsubasa & Sekine     Huh? [11:16] Narrator     Her alien palate is out of this world. SIGN    Aaargh! SIGN    Bratatatat SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell [11:26] Sekine     Are you sure you want to     go home in this typhoon? [11:31] Tsubasa     I can't sleep without my usual pillow. [11:33] Tsubasa     Sleeping over would     totally be crossing a line! [11:36] Chiyo     Rikka-chan, you, too? [11:37] Rikka     I have to protect my house! [11:41] Rikka     I might get contacted by the mothership! [11:56] Chiyo     Am I using too much force? [11:59] Sekine     No, it's just right. [12:02] Chiyo     You're not going to take those off? [12:05] Sekine     I'm totally blind without them. [12:09] Narrator     Sekine has a secret reason why     she can never remove her glasses [12:13] Narrator     around other people. [12:18] Sekine     All right, Chiyo-san. My turn to wash you. [12:27] Narrator     "Never show your back to anyone." [12:32] Narrator     An unfortunate habit of the escaped ninja. [12:42] Sekine     Getting someone else     to do it makes it so easy. [12:46] Chiyo     Please leave it to me. [12:52] Chiyo     During my ninja days,     this was always my dream. [12:56] Chiyo     If I could someday escape the clan, [13:00] Chiyo     and make cute friends     who are nice to me... SIGN    Summer Break SIGN    Hot! Hot! SIGN    Takopa!! SIGN    From solid choices     to weird tastes,      enjoy as a group! SIGN    This month's special! SIGN    Compact, yet can make     16 takoyaki at once!      Won't keep you waiting! [13:05] Chiyo     Then some day, I might get     to have a sleepover. [13:10] Chiyo     I can't believe that day's finally arrived. [13:16] Sekine     I guess if she feels so strongly about it, [13:18] Sekine     I'll oblige, to the best of my ability. [13:22] Sekine     Chiyo-san. [13:23] Chiyo     Yes? [13:24] Sekine     Is there anything else you want to try today? [13:29] Sekine     If there is... [13:30] Chiyo     Are you sure?! SIGN    100 Things I Want to Try      at a Sleepover SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Introduce myself to the parents     Read horoscopes     Exchange hairstyles     Talk in bed about who I like [13:33] Sekine     A scroll?! [13:35] Sekine     One hundred things you want     to try at a sleepover? [13:39] Chiyo     Introduce myself to the parents. [13:43] Chiyo     Bring gifts. [13:45] Chiyo     Have a takopa. [13:47] Chiyo     Take a bath together. [13:49] Sekine     Do each other's makeup. [13:51] Sekine     Read horoscopes. [13:53] Sekine     Exchange hairstyles. SIGN    Talk in bed about     who I like [13:55] Sekine     Talk in bed about who you like...? [14:00] Chiyo     Sekine-san, do you know who I like? [14:04] Narrator     Nobody expected the quiz format. [14:07] Sekine     Hmm, is it Rikka? [14:11] Chiyo     Well, you're half correct. [14:14] Chiyo     Rikka-chan, Sekine-san, and Tsubasa-san. [14:17] Chiyo     I like all three of you. You're the most     precious people I have in the world. [14:22] Chiyo     Especially you, Sekine-san. [14:25] Chiyo     You invited me to lunch     on the first day I transferred in. [14:32] Chiyo     That really made me so happy. [14:37] Sekine     Yeah, I remember that. [14:40] Sekine     All right, time to sleep now. [14:47] Chiyo     Are you blushing? [14:49] Sekine     I am indeed. [14:52] Chiyo     Maybe I'll join you. [14:58] Sekine     It's quite tight. [15:00] Chiyo     Indeed it is. [15:03] Chiyo     You really are blushing. That's so cute! [15:21] Sekine     Hmm? Chiyo-san? [15:27] Sekine     Chiyo-san, did you make this? [15:30] Chiyo     I made breakfast! [15:33] Chiyo     I did the best I could     without spending a single yen! [15:36] Sekine     This cost nothing to make? That's incredible! [15:40] Sekine     Thank you for the food! [15:43] Sekine     Meat? I don't remember having any... [15:54] Sekine     Let me end that train of thought right there! SIGN    Kids, don't try this at home! [16:01] Sekine     Come to think of it, SIGN    Cling on to Life [16:02] Sekine     isn't it more like, one-third correct,     not half correct? [16:08] Sekine     You know, when we were talking     about who you liked. [16:11] Chiyo     Sekine-san, I'm sorry. SIGN    Sekine SIGN    Rikka SIGN    Tsubasa [16:15] Sekine     Oh, does Rikka take up     half the total or something? SIGN    Sekine SIGN    Rikka SIGN    Tsubasa [16:18] Chiyo     I'm not good with foreign languages. [16:22] Sekine     Foreign languages? Wait... SIGN    One-Third Correct [16:25] Sekine     Does she think "one-third correct"     is some foreign phrase?! SIGN    Won-Surd Corekt SIGN    Wonsurdco Rekt SIGN    Wonsurdco Rekt SIGN    Wonsurdco Rekt SIGN    Wonsurdco Rekt SIGN    Wonsurdco Rekt SIGN    Wonsurdco Rekt SIGN    Wonsurdco Rekt SIGN    Wonsurdco Rekt SIGN    Wonsurdco Rekt SIGN    Wonsurdco Rekt SIGN    Wonsurdco Rekt SIGN    Wonsurdco Rekt SIGN    Wonsurdco Rekt SIGN    Wonsurdco Rekt SIGN    Wonsurdco Rekt SIGN    Wonsurdco Rekt [16:29] Foreign-sounding Voice     Wonsurdco Rekt. [16:31] Chiyo     I'll study harder so that I don't     embarrass myself in front of Mr. Brian! [16:35] Sekine     Chiyo-san... [16:37] Narrator     And that was how Chiyo     wrapped up her happy day. SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell [16:49] Sekine     Time to go home. [16:51] Tsubasa     Yeah. [16:54] Sekine     Chiyo-san, Rikka... Hmm? [16:59] Sekine     Whoa! [17:15] Sekine     Oops... [17:17] Narrator     Allow me to explain. [17:18] Narrator     When Sekine removes her glasses, [17:21] Narrator     she loses all control     of her psychic abilities! SIGN    Takoyaki [17:27] Narrator     When she removed her glasses earlier,     at that exact moment... [17:40] Sekine     Who would've thought something     like this would happen? [17:48] Chiyo     I... I... [17:51] Chiyo     I killed Rikka-chan... [17:56] Chiyo     From a young age, I trained hard as a ninja. [18:00] Chiyo     I honed my skills as an assassin,     under orders from the clan. [18:05] Chiyo     But then I met Maskuma, and escaped the clan. [18:10] Chiyo     And just as I'd managed to earn     a peaceful life as a normal girl... [18:16] Chiyo     I'm sorry, everyone. [18:18] Tsubasa     Hey, this wasn't your fault, right? [18:22] Chiyo     It's too late. Everything is. [18:24] Chiyo     I'll turn myself in. [18:30] Chiyo     But before that... [18:32] Chiyo     I must unleash the beast within me. [18:34] Chiyo     And destroy my clan. SIGN    Battle of Vengeance SIGN    Battle of Vengeance [18:45] Tsubasa     A shuriken... [18:47] Tsubasa     Oh, I get it. [18:49] Tsubasa     They're planning a surprise. [18:52] Tsubasa     They did a pretty good job,     but the color of the blood's a bit off. [18:56] Narrator     Fluorescent pink. [18:59] Tsubasa     Chiyo-san totally believes it. [19:01] Tsubasa     What's the surprise for, anyway? [19:05] Tsubasa     Oh, it must be some kind of celebration! SIGN    Birthday Surprise Successful!! [19:09] Tsubasa     We did Chiyo-san's birthday     surprise a while back. [19:12] Tsubasa     Hmm? Whose birthday is it, anyway? [19:16] Tsubasa     I guess I'll play along for a bit. [19:23] Tsubasa     Wow, a party gadget.     They really put the effort in. [19:29] Tsubasa     Sekine seems calm. [19:33] Sekine     The Colonel's mimesis     is wearing off, but that's fine. [19:38] Sekine     Time to pack up my stuff and get outta here! [19:40] Narrator     Really, Sekine? [19:42] Sekine     What do you mean, really? [19:44] Narrator     Chiyo thinks it's all her fault.     Aren't you ashamed of yourself? [19:49] Sekine     Shame doesn't put food on the table! [19:52] Narrator     Oh, right. You're like that. [19:55] Sekine     I've been living under the Organization's     surveillance for fourteen years! [19:59] Sekine     If they find out I killed someone     due to losing control of my powers, [20:03] Sekine     they'll make me disappear! [20:06] Sekine     I need to skip town before next dawn. [20:13] Rikka     What... is... [20:16] Rikka     Something suddenly struck my head. [20:19] Rikka     My self-healing factor is working, but... [20:22] Rikka     Is this another Earth custom I'm unaware of? [20:28] Sekine     She's reanimating. [20:30] Chiyo     Please let me go, Tsubasa-san! [20:32] Chiyo     I... I can't! [20:33] Tsubasa     Chiyo-san! [20:35] Chiyo     I can't be with you anymore! [20:37] Tsubasa     Chiyo-san! [20:38] Tsubasa     Chiyo-san, wait! [20:40] Tsubasa     This is just a surprise! [20:42] Chiyo     Huh? [20:42] Tsubasa     Come on, Rikka, get up already! [20:45] Rikka     This is a surprise...? [20:50] Sekine     Everything has gone according to my plan. [20:53] Tsubasa     Sekine?! [20:54] Chiyo     Sekine-san? [20:56] Sekine     Yes! I bought the shuriken online,     and the blood is just paint! SIGN    It Came Off SIGN    It Came Off [20:59] Sekine     I planned this all by myself     without even consulting Rikka! [21:02] Sekine     She must have passed out     from the surprise. [21:04] Sekine     The reason why I planned all this was... [21:06] Sekine     Today is the anniversary of my     great-grandmother's death! [21:09] Narrator     As forced a lie as can be. SIGN    Forced Bogus Bald-Faced Contrived Shameless Flagrant Forced Bogus Bald-Faced Contrived Shameless Flagrant Forced Bogus Bald-Faced Contrived Shameless Flagrant Forced Bogus Bald-Faced Contrived Shameless Flagrant [21:11] Chiyo     I'm so glad, Rikka-chan! [21:14] Rikka     Oh, so it was a surprise. [21:17] Rikka     I had no idea this was how one paid respect     to a deceased great-grandparent. [21:22] Tsubasa     Come on, Rikka, let's wipe off that paint. [21:24] Rikka     Thank you. [21:26] Sekine     Now I should be safe from     the Organization's assassins. [21:34] Narrator     Peace prevails once again. SIGN    Next Episode Preview SIGN    Day Duty:      Sekine [23:09] Sekine     I can't take off my glasses     for some specific reasons. [23:12] Rikka     Even when eating ramen? [23:14] Sekine     Yes. Even when I sleep or bathe. [23:17] Sekine     I wash my face with my glasses on. SIGN    #07: Ring Out!      The Songs of Friends [23:19] Chiyo     The ultimate dedication     to the "girl with glasses" trope! [23:21] Tsubasa     I really doubt anyone does that. E7 - The Songs of Friends Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:17] Tsubasa     What is this place? SIGN    Class 2-B     Air Band SIGN    The SIGN    Lit SIGN    tle SIGN    Lies SIGN    We SIGN    All SIGN    Tell SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    Rikka SIGN    Colonel SIGN    Chiyo-san SIGN    Chiyo-san SIGN    Ninja SIGN    Sekine SIGN    Psychic SIGN    Tsubasa SIGN    Tsuyoshi SIGN    Boy SIGN    Note:      Is Sekine SIGN    Maskuma Mask SIGN    Class 2-B     Air Band SIGN    Poeh SIGN    #07: Ring Out! The Songs of Friends SIGN    #07: Ring Out! The Songs of Friends SIGN    #07: Ring Out! The Songs of Friends SIGN    #07: Ring Out! The Songs of Friends SIGN    #07: Ring Out! The Songs of Friends SIGN    #07: Ring Out! The Songs of Friends SIGN    #07: Ring Out! The Songs of Friends SIGN    #07: Ring Out! The Songs of Friends SIGN    #07: Ring Out! The Songs of Friends SIGN    #07: Ring Out! The Songs of Friends SIGN    #07: Ring Out! The Songs of Friends SIGN    #07: Ring Out! The Songs of Friends SIGN    #07: Ring Out! The Songs of Friends [01:54] Tsubasa     Sekine! Are you awake?! [02:00] Rikka     Huh? What happened to the karaoke? [02:02] Chiyo     Where in the world are we? [02:04] Tsubasa     I don't know. [02:06] Tsubasa     We were singing at the karaoke box     just moments ago. [02:10] Sekine     If I remember correctly... SIGN    Free time! SIGN    All-you-     can-drink SIGN    Only SIGN    3 hour pack 6 hour pack SIGN    All-you-can-eat french fries SIGN    Poeh SIGN    Poeh [02:22] Sekine     She sings from her tentacles?     Didn't she fart from there, too? [02:28] Sekine     What is this? I'm suddenly getting sleepy... [02:41] Sekine     That's right. So that's why... [02:44] Tsubasa     There must've been something in our drinks. [02:46] Tsubasa     This has to be human trafficking! SIGN    Limited imagination SIGN     CENSORED [02:49] Tsubasa     We're getting sold off to a lecherous     billionaire or something! [02:52] Rikka     Wh-What?! SIGN    Acting surprised, though not sure why [02:53] Sekine     Hey, um... [02:56] Tsubasa     If someone comes, I'll tackle them!     The rest of you, run! [02:59] Sekine     Well, but... [03:00] Tsubasa     Don't worry. Unlike the rest of you,     nobody would try to buy me... [03:05] Tsubasa     If they find out I'm a guy,     they might kill me instead. [03:10] Chiyo     This isn't human trafficking. [03:13] Chiyo     It must be an assassin from my clan     using sleeping drugs... [03:17] Chiyo     I'm sorry, everyone,     for getting you mixed up in this! [03:20] Chiyo     It's just me that they're after! [03:23] Tsubasa     Huh? We don't know     that you're the target, do we? [03:27] Chiyo     No! It has to be me! SIGN    Proud to Be so Beautiful SIGN    Proud to Be so Beautiful SIGN    Proud to Be so Beautiful SIGN    Proud to Be so Beautiful SIGN    Proud to Be so Beautiful SIGN    Proud to Be so Beautiful SIGN    Proud to Be so Beautiful SIGN    Proud to Be so Beautiful SIGN    Proud to Be so Beautiful SIGN    Proud to Be so Beautiful SIGN    Proud to Be so Beautiful SIGN    Proud to Be so Beautiful SIGN    Proud to Be so Beautiful SIGN    Proud to Be so Beautiful SIGN    Proud to Be so Beautiful [03:31] Chiyo     Why would anyone target anyone but me? [03:36] Tsubasa     How conceited is she? [03:38] Tsubasa     Well, maybe that's true,     but it's not your fault. [03:42] Chiyo     Now that the clan has captured us, [03:45] Chiyo     the only fate that awaits us     is torture and death. [03:47] Chiyo     Rather than allow my friends     to face such an end... [03:50] Chiyo     I will grant them a quick death. [03:53] Narrator     Kill or be killed: the only two choices. [03:56] Rikka     You fool! [03:58] Sekine     Colonel?! [04:07] Rikka     L-Life is too precious! [04:10] Chiyo     I just wanted their deaths     to be free of suffering... [04:13] Sekine     Don't worry, everyone. This is— [04:17] Director     Are you all awake? [04:19] Sekine     Director! [04:20] Director     Long time no see, Sekine-kun. [04:22] Tsubasa     What's going on? [04:24] Chiyo     Do you know this man? [04:25] Sekine     Well, it's... [04:26] Director     Sekine-kun. [04:28] Director     I told you never to take your glasses off. [04:31] Director     You lost control of your powers     and caused quite a ruckus. [04:36] Director     That room you were in was a total mess. [04:39] Director     I had to take care of the cleanup. [04:41] Sekine     Right... [04:43] Director     I know you didn't mean to.     But a promise is a promise. [04:47] Director     You agreed that if you caused     damage due to losing control [04:50] Director     of your powers,     you'd come back to the lab. [04:52] Sekine     The Director sure is a lot older now. [04:54] Narrator     She rejects the reality looming before her. [04:58] Director     It's only natural for me to age. [05:00] Director     The last time we met was before     you started middle school. [05:04] Narrator     The director is also a psychic.     An A-class psychic, at that. [05:08] Sekine     I'm fine with returning to the lab. [05:12] Sekine     But first off, my friends     need an explanation... [05:14] Director     I sent your friends back     to where they came from. [05:17] Director     Don't worry. SIGN    Hazy... [05:19] Director     I've already erased you from their memories. [05:22] Sekine     He works fast. SIGN    Karaoke [05:29] Chiyo     Hmm? [05:30] Chiyo     What are we doing here? [05:32] Tsubasa     The three of us were singing at karaoke,     of course. That was fun. [05:37] Chiyo     It was indeed! It was my     first time, but I enjoyed it! [05:41] Rikka     I know, right? I didn't know Sekine-chan     had such a cute singing voice! [05:45] Tsubasa     Sekine? Who's that? [05:48] Chiyo     Is that a friend of yours? [05:51] Tsubasa     Oh, there's a TV show     I wanted to watch today. [05:53] Tsubasa     I'd better go home now. [05:55] Chiyo     Let's be off, then. [05:56] Tsubasa     You've heard of this show? [05:58] Chiyo     Yes, I have. [05:59] Tsubasa     How did you know which I meant? [06:01] Chiyo     I just did. [06:02] Rikka     Where did Miss Sekine go? [06:04] Narrator     Even an A-class psychic's abilities     do not work on a space alien. [06:12] Tsubasa     Isn't it weirdly quiet today? [06:15] Chiyo     You're right. [06:18] Chiyo     I just have this feeling that     things are usually more lively. [06:21] Tsubasa     Must be our imagination. [06:23] Chiyo     Yes, we must just be imagining it. [06:25] Rikka     Why did everyone else     forget about Miss Sekine? [06:29] Rikka     Is this something that     happens often to Earthlings? [06:33] Rikka     Hey, about my friend. [06:36] Rikka     She said something about her abilities     causing a big issue at karaoke, [06:40] Rikka     and she got taken in by a big organization. [06:43] Rikka     Is this something that happens often? [06:45] Tsubasa     Abilities at karaoke causing     a big organization to take her in? [06:51] Headhunter Zhuge Liang     Please join my agency. SIGN    Like! Like! Like! Like! Like! Like! Like! Like! Like! Like! Like! Like! Like! Like! Like! Like! [06:53] Tsubasa     I guess it happens sometimes.     Like a big singer debut. [06:57] Rikka     I see. And when that happens,     do people forget about her? [07:02] Tsubasa     I guess those people tend     to become more distant. [07:04] Rikka     I see... [07:06] Chiyo     But really, it's amazing that your friend     is going to be a singer! [07:10] Chiyo     Let's all cheer her on. [07:13] Rikka     Right! [07:17] Rikka     Chase your dream, Miss Sekine. [07:20] Rikka     Let your song ring out into the galaxy! [07:23] Sekine     Yay! [07:35] Sekine     I'm so bored. [07:37] Director     Would you like to chat with me? [07:39] Sekine     Director! SIGN    Please do not teleport into a girl's bedroom [07:41] Sekine     It's hard to find common ground     with the generational gap between us. [07:45] Director     I'm sorry. Well, I'll leave this here, then. SIGN    Villainess     Singing Prince [07:48] Director     An otome game for you. [07:49] Sekine     Thank you! [07:51] Director     If there's anything else you need,     don't hesitate to ask. [07:55] Sekine     Yes, gladly! SIGN    Stayed up all night to finish it [08:45] Sekine     That's embarrassing! SIGN    Blush SIGN    Don't make me...     say it out loud... [08:51] Sekine     Life here isn't so bad. [08:55] Sekine     Or rather, except for the fact that     I can't leave without permission, [08:59] Sekine     this place is a lot better     than life on the outside. [09:02] Sekine     Now that I think about it, my lousy     psychic power put me through a lot. [09:11] (Flashback) Female Student 1     Hey, can I copy your homework? I forgot. [09:15] (Flashback) Female Student 2     We're friends, right? [09:17] Female Student 2     We're not friends at all. [09:19] Female Student 1     I only hang out with her because     she lets me copy her homework. [09:22] Sekine     Because I could read people's minds,     I barely ever had any friends. [09:28] Sekine     The rest of my family,     also psychics, are missing. [09:32] Sekine     Living life alone was all I could muster. [09:35] Sekine     Who would have thought I'd be     burdened with even more problems... [09:40] Sekine     Chiyo-san, a former ninja,     Colonel Rikka, an alien, [09:44] Sekine     and Tsubasa, a normal girl, though     I can't read her mind for some reason. [09:48] (Flashback) Sekine     The weather's kind of nice today! [09:50] (Flashback) Rikka     It's actually cloudy. [09:52] (Flashback) Sekine     Rikka, you have to tie your ribbon properly! [09:55] (Flashback) Rikka     That hurts! That hurts! [09:57] Sekine     Bringing order to that chaos     was always hard work. [10:00] Sekine     I wonder if those three     will be all right without me? [10:05] Sekine     Chiyo-san is so quick to cry and blames     herself for everything. I worry about her. [10:10] Sekine     The Colonel hasn't accustomed     herself to Earth yet. [10:13] Sekine     I hope she doesn't do anything weird. [10:16] Sekine     Tsubasa and I fought a lot. [10:18] Sekine     But she's a good kid at heart,     so she's easy to get along with. [10:23] Sekine     Hopefully Tsubasa will be     a good mediator for them. [10:26] Sekine     Yeah, it's fine.     Those three should do just fine. [10:33] Sekine     Oh, speaking of which... [10:34] Sekine     We were going to eat     a parfait together next week. [10:38] Sekine     The Big Parfait, too big to finish alone. [10:40] Sekine     I do want to try it again... [10:44] Sekine     No, I shouldn't be too pessimistic. [10:47] Sekine     I'm sure that, as long as I survive, [10:49] Sekine     one day I'll be able to eat     the Big Parfait again! [10:52] Sekine     Our family motto is     "Cling on to Life," after all! SIGN    Cling on to Life [10:56] Rikka     Sekine-chan. [11:07] Rikka     I was just going to leave     this signed board here, SIGN    Next stop: Singing at the Kohaku!     -Rikka [11:10] Rikka     but you looked a bit sad,     so I couldn't help but say hi. SIGN    Next stop: Singing at the Kohaku!     -Rikka SIGN    Next stop: Singing at the Kohaku!     -Rikka [11:14] Sekine     I'm not sad... [11:16] Rikka     Oh, really? Then why are you crying? [11:24] Sekine     I'm not crying. [11:25] Sekine     Besides, what's that board for, anyway? [11:29] Rikka     It's a message of encouragement for you! [11:32] Rikka     Chiyo-san and Tsubasa-san     also said "good luck"! SIGN    Next stop: Singing at the Kohaku!     -Rikka [11:44] Sekine     Don't worry about me. [11:46] Sekine     In fact, inviting friends here     is against the rules. [11:50] Sekine     If they find out,     you'll get in trouble, too... [11:53] Sekine     I have to get changed for my physical. [11:57] Sekine     Could you leave? [11:58] Rikka     Sekine-chan... [12:00] Ring tone     The first and last words out of     your filthy sewers will be "sir"! [12:02] Ring tone     Do you maggots understand that?! [12:04] Ring tone     Sir, yes sir! [12:06] Rikka     Hello? [12:07] Tsubasa     Hey, Rikka? Were you able to hand     that signed board to your friend? [12:10] Rikka     Oh, I was just about to. [12:13] Tsubasa     I see. Well, my sister— [12:15] Tsubasa     I mean, my brother wanted you to     ask her which agency she belongs to. [12:19] Rikka     This might not be the best time.     She's crying and trying to undress. [12:24] Tsubasa     What? What's going on?! [12:27] Tsubasa     Wait... SIGN    18-Year-Old Aspiring      Singer's Purity Defiled SIGN    Every Girl Has a Secret SIGN    The Little Laid We All Get [12:28] Tsubasa     Is that like, something pretty bad? [12:31] Tsubasa     Is everything all right? Does she     understand what she's getting into? [12:35] Rikka     Hmm. [12:39] Rikka     She does look like she's in pain. [12:41] Tsubasa     I see. [12:42] Tsubasa     Maybe she's not being rational, [12:45] Tsubasa     and maybe some bad adults     are taking advantage of her. [12:48] Tsubasa     It might be best for you to stop her. [12:51] Rikka     Got it. Thanks, Tsubasa-chan. [12:57] Rikka     Sekine-chan. [12:58] Rikka     Let's get out of here together.     Just leave it all to me! [13:03] Rikka     But I'm afraid you're going to have to     give up your dream of attending the Kohaku. SIGN    So Sorry SIGN    So Sorry SIGN    Next stop: Singing at the Kohaku!     -Rikka [13:07] Sekine     Huh? Uh, okay. [13:09] Director     You have some wonderful friends, Sekine-kun. [13:12] Sekine     Director! [13:13] Director     An alien. Who would've thought? SIGN    Triumphant Escape! SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell [13:18] Rikka & Sekine     Triumphant Escape! [13:23] Director     Excellent. [13:24] Director     With this specimen... [13:26] Director     I can gain "the power." [13:29] Director     "The power" that I need     to avoid repeating that tragedy! [13:33] (Flashback) Worker     A young, pretty, tidy woman who is     a good cook with a nice personality? [13:38] (Flashback) Worker     Aren't you being too greedy? [13:40] (Flashback) Director     I don't care if she doesn't love me. [13:41] (Flashback) Director     She can treat me like a talking ATM. [13:44] (Flashback) Worker     That said, this is your hundredth     arranged marriage attempt. [13:47] (Flashback) Director     Damn it! [13:48] (Flashback) Director     If only I had "the power" of a stable income! SIGN    The ideal woman SIGN    21-24 years old ONLY!     Schooling, appearance,      prior arrests, no questions asked! [13:52] Director     Once I research this specimen and publish     the results, I'll surely get a raise. [13:56] Director     Then I can find someone to marry me for sure! [13:58] Sekine     I can't read his thoughts, but I get the     feeling he's thinking something terrible. [14:03] Narrator     Sort of right, but sort of wrong. [14:07] Director     In return for the opportunity you've     brought me, I'll let you go, Sekine-kun. [14:12] Director     But you have to promise not to     tell anyone about your alien friend. [14:17] Director     Now would be a good time to say goodbye. [14:26] Sekine     Why would I... [14:27] Sekine     Why would I ever do that?! [14:30] Sekine     Rikka is my precious friend! [14:32] Sekine     I would never betray a friend! [14:34] Sekine     Rikka, sing us a song!     I feel like getting my groove on! [14:38] Rikka     Uh, all right! [14:54] Sekine     Thanks for that, Rikka. [14:59] Rikka     Let's escape, Sekine-chan! [15:03] Sekine     What? Out the window?! [15:10] Rikka     Come on, let's run, SIGN    Whoosh SIGN    Fwip [15:12] Rikka     Smokey! [15:13] Sekine     Who the heck is that?! [15:19] Director     What was I doing here? [15:26] Rikka     Hey, is anyone following us? [15:28] Sekine     Who knows? [15:30] Sekine     Even if there was, I'm sure we     could figure something out. [15:34] Rikka     Hey, Sekine-chan, [15:37] Rikka     that man from before called me an alien, but— [15:41] Sekine     The stars... [15:43] Sekine     They're so pretty. [15:45] Sekine     I wonder if the Earth looks     this pretty from outer space? [15:48] Rikka     Yes, it's so pretty how it shines blue... [15:51] Rikka     ...is what an alien would say! [15:54] Sekine     I see. [15:56] Sekine     That's nice. I'd like to see it some day. [15:59] Rikka     In that case, I'll take you out to space     in my UFO sometime... [16:03] Rikka     ...is what an alien would say! [16:06] Sekine     Sounds like an alien     I'd like to be friends with. [16:11] Rikka     Hey, Sekine-chan. [16:15] Rikka     I can't take you to outer space     right now, but... [16:19] Rikka     If you run into any trouble,     don't hesitate to talk to me! [16:27] Sekine     I can take care of myself. [16:30] Sekine     For most things. [16:37] Tsubasa     Hey, Sekine. [16:38] Chiyo     Hello, Sekine-san. [16:42] Tsubasa     What? What's wrong? [16:44] Sekine     N-Nothing! Good morning! [16:48] Rikka     Good. Everyone's memories are back. [16:52] Sekine     I see. The Colonel fixed their memories. [16:55] Sekine     Hey, do you want to go eat     the Big Parfait after school today? [16:59] Chiyo     Yes! What a wonderful suggestion! [17:02] Rikka     Sure, let's go! [17:03] Tsubasa     Nice! [17:07] Sekine     This is the final showdown. Here we go. [17:10] Tsubasa     Uh, yeah. [17:13] Tsubasa     This ends here! [17:16] Sekine     On which card shall my fate rest? [17:20] Narrator     You're probably wondering     how they ended up like this. [17:23] Narrator     It was right after lunch break started. [17:26] (Flashback) Mr. Brian     Attention! SIGN    That's Amelon SIGN    Melon Bread SIGN    Melon Bread [17:28] (Flashback) Mr. Brian     I forgot my lovely wife packed me lunch today! [17:31] (Flashback) Mr. Brian     I'll give this bread away     to whoever wants it! [17:36] (Flashback) Sekine     Th-That's...! [17:37] (Flashback) Tsubasa     The super-high-class melon bread     that contains actual melon, [17:40] (Flashback) Tsubasa     limited to ten available per day,     sold at the cafeteria! [17:42] (Flashback) Rikka     I-I want it! [17:44] (Flashback) Chiyo     I'd love to try it, too.     Shall we split it four ways? [17:49] (Flashback) Tsubasa     I'm sorry, Chiyo-san.     This melon bread cannot be shared. [17:53] (Flashback) Sekine     I want one all for myself, too! [17:55] (Flashback) Rikka     Me, too! [17:57] (Flashback) Tsubasa     I have a deck of rock-paper-scissors cards.     Let's play for it! [18:01] Narrator     Chiyo and Colonel Rikka were defeated, [18:04] Narrator     and the final showdown     is between Sekine and Tsubasa! [18:09] Rikka     You have to win. [18:11] Rikka     Win, and crawl out of the trash heap     that is your life. [18:15] Rikka     If you don't win, you're trash! [18:18] Chiyo     No hard feelings, whoever wins! [18:21] Tsubasa     Right. [18:22] Sekine     Are you sure, Tsubasa?     Your life depends on that card. [18:28] Tsubasa     Gulp. [18:32] Sekine     The next card I will play is... [18:37] Sekine     Paper. [18:39] Tsubasa     Paper? So if I play... [18:44] Tsubasa     If I play scissors, I win? [18:47] Tsubasa     No, I won't let her trick me! [18:49] Sekine     Please trust me. [18:52] Narrator     There's a reason Sekine can't afford to lose. [18:56] (Flashback) Teacher     Your grades are falling. [18:58] (Flashback) Teacher     You might lose eligibility for     your scholarship if this continues. [19:01] (Flashback) Sekine     What? [19:02] Sekine     Lately, I've been spending so     much time helping Chiyo-san study [19:05] Sekine     that I haven't had time for my own. [19:08] Sekine     I have to save money,     in case I lose the scholarship! [19:12] Sekine     I cut down on food costs and     stopped eating snacks to save money. [19:16] Sekine     I have to win this game so I can eat     something nice for the first time in ages! SIGN    That's Amelon SIGN    Melon Bread SIGN    Melon Bread [19:23] Tsubasa     I'm sorry, but I can't concede.     Not this fight! [19:27] Narrator     Tsubasa also had a strong reason too win. [19:31] Tsubasa (Sister)     Go buy me that melon bread they     sell in your school. Thanks. [19:35] Tsubasa     I've sprinted to the cafeteria every     lunch break, but it's always sold out. [19:39] Tsubasa     If I don't bring one home soon, she might... [19:41] Tsubasa (Sister)     I'll send you to The Underground     and make you cross steel beams! SIGN    Psst... Psst... Psst... Psst... Psst... Psst... Psst... Psst... [19:45] Tsubasa     I can trust Sekine and play scissors. [19:47] Tsubasa     Or I can call her bluff and play paper. [19:50] Tsubasa     But maybe she'll be even     more unpredictable... [19:53] Tsubasa     Psst... Psst... [19:55] Rikka     At this rate, lunch break     will be over before we decide! [19:58] Rikka     I'll just go ahead and— [20:02] Narrator     Melon bread weighs more than life! [20:05] Sekine     Cards on the table! One, two... [20:08] Tsubasa     Hold it! [20:11] Tsubasa     You're not going to say you're playing paper     and play scissors instead, are you? [20:14] Sekine     Right. [20:15] Narrator     It's still only been four seconds! [20:18] Tsubasa     You're really going to play paper, right? [20:21] Sekine     Right. [20:23] Tsubasa     You will never succeed in life. [20:26] Sekine     What?! [20:34] Sekine & Tsubasa     One, two, three! [20:37] Sekine     Wha... [20:38] Tsubasa     You probably don't know this     about yourself, but... [20:43] Tsubasa     when you lie, you raise     your eyebrow just a tiny bit. [20:47] Tsubasa     When I asked if you were going to play     scissors, your eyebrow didn't move. [20:50] Tsubasa     But when I asked if you were     going to play paper... [20:54] Tsubasa     So you lied about playing paper. SIGN    The mystery is solved! SIGN    The mystery is solved! SIGN    The mystery is solved! SIGN    The mystery is solved! SIGN    The mystery is solved! SIGN    The mystery is solved! SIGN    The mystery is solved! SIGN    The mystery is solved! SIGN    The mystery is solved! SIGN    The mystery is solved! SIGN    The mystery is solved! SIGN    The mystery is solved! SIGN    The mystery is solved! [20:57] Tsubasa     I knew you were going to play rock! SIGN    In the name of my grandfather! SIGN    In the name of my grandfather! SIGN    In the name of my grandfather! SIGN    In the name of my grandfather! SIGN    In the name of my grandfather! SIGN    In the name of my grandfather! SIGN    In the name of my grandfather! SIGN    In the name of my grandfather! SIGN    In the name of my grandfather! SIGN    In the name of my grandfather! SIGN    In the name of my grandfather! SIGN    In the name of my grandfather! SIGN    In the name of my grandfather! SIGN    In the name of my grandfather! [21:00] Narrator     Twelve seconds! Completed! [21:02] Chiyo     Congratulations, Tsubasa-san. [21:05] Tsubasa     Thank you! [21:06] Narrator     His sister stole it after this. [21:12] Rikka     Oh, right! [21:18] Rikka     I almost forgot! I bought     the limited melon bread, too! [21:23] Rikka     Here you are! [21:24] Sekine     Rikka... SIGN    Gratitude...! SIGN    Absolute gratitude...! [21:26] Sekine     Gratitude... Absolute gratitude...! [21:35] Sekine     It's ice-cold. SIGN    Next Episode Preview SIGN    Day Duty:      Sekine [23:09] Rikka     I've got important news for everyone! [23:12] Sekine     Wh-What is it? [23:13] Tsubasa     Are we getting a feature film? [23:16] Rikka     The news is... The news is... [23:18] Rikka     that my tentacles have a nice smell! SIGN    #08: Hanzo's Challenge [23:21] Chiyo     See you next week! E8 - Hanzo’s Challenge Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] Leader     Hanzo. [00:04] Leader     If you can't defeat her head-on,     then outsmart her. [00:09] Leader     Surely you've realized Chiyo's weakness. [00:13] Hanzo     Chiyo's weakness? [00:14] Leader     Yes. [00:16] Hanzo     There is no such thing. [00:18] Hanzo     Chiyo endured all forms of training     from a very young age, [00:21] Hanzo     and never even complained. [00:22] Hanzo     She can't have any weaknesses... [00:26] Hanzo     No. Chiyo has something now     that she didn't before. [00:31] Hanzo     I can win! [00:32] Hanzo     Finally, I will beat Chiyo! SIGN    Class 2-B     Air Band SIGN    The SIGN    Lit SIGN    tle SIGN    Lies SIGN    We SIGN    All SIGN    Tell SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    Rikka SIGN    Colonel SIGN    Chiyo-san SIGN    Chiyo-san SIGN    Ninja SIGN    Sekine SIGN    Psychic SIGN    Tsubasa SIGN    Tsuyoshi SIGN    Boy SIGN    Note:      Is Sekine SIGN    Maskuma Mask SIGN    Class 2-B     Air Band SIGN    Poeh SIGN    #08: Hanzo's Challenge SIGN    #08: Hanzo's Challenge SIGN    #08: Hanzo's Challenge SIGN    #08: Hanzo's Challenge SIGN    #08: Hanzo's Challenge SIGN    #08: Hanzo's Challenge SIGN    #08: Hanzo's Challenge SIGN    #08: Hanzo's Challenge SIGN    #08: Hanzo's Challenge SIGN    #08: Hanzo's Challenge SIGN    #08: Hanzo's Challenge SIGN    #08: Hanzo's Challenge [02:08] Tsubasa     Wow, that looks delicious! SIGN    Cutie! [02:11] Boy 1     Want a bite, Tsubasa-chan? [02:13] Tsubasa     Aww, I'm on a diet. [02:16] Boy 1     But you're so thin! Right? [02:18] Boy 2     Right! [02:19] Tsubasa     Oh, my gosh, really? [02:22] Boy 1     Really! [02:23] Tsubasa     Thank you! I'm, like, so happy! [02:24] Boy 2     Really! [02:24] Boy 1     Just take a bite! [02:25] Boy 2     You're so cute! [02:26] Sekine     How desperate is she? SIGN    Wiggle wiggle [02:28] Sekine     Does she want a boyfriend that badly? [02:31] Sekine     She's usually so calm, [02:33] Sekine     and her androgynous look gave her     a "prince of the girls' school" vibe. SIGN    Wiggle wiggle [02:38] Tsubasa     I guess I'll eat Mr. Strawberry, then! [02:41] Boy 2     You can have mine, too! [02:42] Tsubasa     Really? Are you sure? [02:44] Boy 2     Sure, sure! [02:45] Sekine     The face of a female animal! [02:46] Narrator     A stock crash. [02:48] Tsubasa     Aah. [02:49] Tsubasa     Mm, delish! [02:51] Tsubasa     Life is pain. [02:52] Tsubasa     I came here to enjoy a parfait     with my friends... [02:55] (Flashback) Rikka     Let's all enjoy it together! [02:58] Tsubasa     Rikka brought in some random boys... [03:02] Tsubasa     Chiyo-san is totally freaked out. [03:05] Tsubasa     Sekine has gone ice-cold. [03:08] Tsubasa     I have to protect them. [03:10] Tsubasa     I have to draw the boys' attention! [03:15] Boy 2     I have so many famous people in my family. [03:18] Boy 2     You know, that person... and that person... [03:20] Boy 1     No, no, a man's gotta have muscle. [03:23] Tsubasa     Wow, really? That's, like, so cool! [03:27] Boy 1     You think so? [03:29] Rikka     Good. I've collected enough     chromosomal information. [03:32] Rikka     Now I can get it ready in time     for Miss Sekine's birthday! [03:36] Sekine     Wha...? [03:36] Narrator     Her brain cannot keep up. SIGN    Hmm... Hmm... [03:39] Sekine     My birthday? SIGN    Hmm... Hmm... SIGN    Hmm... Hmm... [03:42] Sekine     Oh, now I remember. The other day... SIGN    Hmm... Hmm... SIGN    Hmm... Hmm... [03:44] (Flashback) Tsubasa     I'd love to play soccer with my future son. [03:49] (Flashback) Chiyo     That sounds lovely. [03:50] (Flashback) Sekine     I'd prefer to have a daughter. [03:54] (Flashback) Rikka     Sekine-chan, you want a daughter? [03:56] (Flashback) Sekine     Yeah, I guess. [03:58] (Flashback) Rikka     I see. Oh! [04:00] (Flashback) Rikka     It's your birthday soon, isn't it? [04:04] Sekine     Hold up! [04:06] Sekine     Did she take that idle banter seriously? [04:12] Sekine     So... [04:15] Chiyo     Congratulations! [04:15] Tsubasa     Congrats. [04:16] Rikka     Sekine-chan, happy birthday! [04:20] Rikka     Come on, everyone. [04:22] Rikka     Time to swap seats! [04:24] Chiyo     Swap seats? [04:26] Rikka     Yes. [04:27] Rikka     You sit next to your favorite person! [04:31] Narrator     Where did she get this knowledge? [04:35] Rikka     Let's start with Sekine-chan! [04:38] Rikka     Who do you want to sit next to? [04:41] Sekine     Um... [04:42] Sekine     I... Uh... [04:46] Sekine     I feel that there isn't even     a single half-decent man here. [04:52] Boy 1     U-Um, Sekine-chan, are you the tsundere type? [04:58] Sekine     D-Don't get the wrong idea. [05:01] Boy 1     Huh? [05:01] Sekine     I don't want your baby at all,     not even one bit! [05:09] Sekine     Damn it, this makes me     the perfect self-conscious loser. [05:13] Sekine     But it's the only way! [05:15] Tsubasa     A-Aww, c'mon, Sekine.     This one's such a hunk! [05:20] Rikka     What?! [05:20] Rikka     Then I must give Miss Tsubasa a son... [05:23] Sekine     Damn you, Tsubasa! [05:27] Sekine     These losers... These losers... [05:31] Sekine     These losers deserve to go extinct! [05:35] Sekine     In other words, the human race is doomed! [05:38] Three boys     Wh-What did you say?! [05:43] Boy 1     I should probably get going. [05:45] Boy 2     We'll go ahead and pay. [05:48] Hanzo     Um, see you... [05:50] Narrator     She went from "self-conscious loser"     to "actual, physical threat." [05:55] Narrator     And quietly, like the tide, the boys left. [06:02] Tsubasa     Sekine, don't you think     that was a bit rude? [06:06] Tsubasa     You could've let them down more gently. [06:10] Sekine     You don't know anything. [06:13] Sekine     Shut up, you pierced animal! [06:15] Sekine     How desperate are you for attention?! [06:17] Tsubasa     H-Huh?! [06:19] Tsubasa     I tried so hard to make sure     nobody else had to talk... [06:26] Tsubasa     I... [06:27] Tsubasa     I've never wanted boys to like me! [06:33] Tsubasa     I'm going home. [06:34] Chiyo     Oh, Tsubasa-san! [06:42] Rikka     This situation makes it very hard     for me to bring up the fact SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    If you'd like, can we talk alone?     I'll be waiting at the park. [06:46] Rikka     that I got asked out on a date... [06:49] Sekine     When the heck did that happen, Colonel?! [06:55] Hanzo     Hey, Rikka-chan! [06:58] Rikka     Sorry to make you wait! [07:00] Hanzo     Oh, no. I just got here. SIGN    Shwoop [07:04] Sekine     I followed her here... [07:08] Hanzo     Please, take a seat. [07:09] Rikka     Sure! [07:11] Rikka     Good. He is very considerate. [07:12] Rikka     He'll make a perfect life partner. SIGN    Fidget fidget SIGN    Fidget fidget SIGN    Fidget fidget SIGN    Fidget fidget [07:16] Rikka     Who would have thought I'd find     eternal love here on Earth... SIGN    Fidget fidget SIGN    Fidget fidget SIGN    Fidget fidget SIGN    Fidget fidget SIGN    Fidget fidget SIGN    Fidget fidget SIGN    Fidget fidget SIGN    Fidget fidget SIGN    Fidget fidget SIGN    Fidget fidget SIGN    Fidget fidget SIGN    Fidget fidget SIGN    Fidget fidget SIGN    Fidget fidget SIGN    Fidget fidget SIGN    Fidget fidget SIGN    Fidget fidget SIGN    Fidget fidget SIGN    Fidget fidget SIGN    Fidget fidget SIGN    Fidget fidget SIGN    Fidget fidget SIGN    Fidget fidget SIGN    Fidget fidget SIGN    Fidget fidget SIGN    Fidget fidget SIGN    Fidget fidget SIGN    Fidget fidget SIGN    Fidget fidget SIGN    Fidget fidget SIGN    Fidget fidget SIGN    Fidget fidget SIGN    Fidget fidget SIGN    Fidget fidget [07:22] Sekine     What a pushover. [07:24] Sekine     Is it all right for such a gullible     person to be a colonel? [07:31] Sekine     Ch-Chiyo-san?! [07:34] Chiyo     I'm sorry, Rikka-chan. [07:38] Hanzo     You saw through my plan     to take your friend hostage. [07:41] Chiyo     Of course, Hanzo. [07:43] Hanzo     Impressive, my sister. [07:45] Sekine     What? They're siblings?! [07:47] Hanzo     But seeing how flustered you look, [07:50] Hanzo     it seems your friends really are     your weakness, after all. [07:54] Chiyo     Have you no shame? [07:56] Chiyo     Because of your meddling, a crack has formed     in our otherwise perfect friendship! [08:01] Sekine     Huh? [08:02] (Flashback) Tsubasa     I guess I'll eat Mr. Strawberry, then! [08:05] (Flashback) Boy 2     You can have mine, too! [08:06] (Flashback) Tsubasa     Really? Are you sure? [08:08] (Flashback) Tsubasa     Aah. [08:09] Sekine     Was it really Hanzo's fault? [08:12] Hanzo     That was all because that     Tsubasa girl was so desperate! [08:16] Chiyo     At her age, it's only natural     to be into romance! [08:19] Hanzo     Mark my words! I'll get you next time! [08:22] Rikka     H-Huh? [08:24] Rikka     Hey, Chiyo-san, wasn't a boy here just now? [08:29] Chiyo     That was an evil scoundrel who treats     the pure hearts of girls as mere playthings! [08:34] Rikka     Oh, I see. I'm heartbroken. [08:39] Chiyo     What a sad look... [08:41] Chiyo     I'm so sorry. Everyone's so sad     and it's all my fault. [08:47] Rikka     You did nothing wrong, Chiyo-san. [08:54] Rikka     Besides, I really like it [08:56] Rikka     when you're honest about what you want. [09:01] Chiyo     Rikka-chan... [09:06] Rikka     Goodbye, my love. [09:16] Chiyo     Good day, Tsubasa-san. [09:19] Rikka     Good morning! [09:20] Tsubasa (Sister)     Mornin'! [09:24] Chiyo & Rikka     Hmm? [09:26] Rikka     She seems different, somehow. [09:29] Chiyo     Is what happened yesterday     still weighing on her mind? [09:32] Chiyo     Tsubasa-san, I wanted to     talk about yesterday. [09:37] Tsubasa (Sister)     About yesterday? [09:38] Chiyo     Yes. About your fight with Sekine-san. [09:41] Chiyo     I know it was tough for you,     but please make amends with her! [09:45] Tsubasa (Sister)     Oh, right. That doesn't bother me at all. [09:49] Tsubasa (Sister)     Only small-minded men     dwell on stuff like that. [09:55] Chiyo     Sekine-san! Did you hear that? [09:57] Sekine     Y-Yeah... [10:03] Sekine     Sorry about yesterday. [10:06] Rikka     I'm glad it worked out! [10:08] Rikka     Sekine-chan changed her hairstyle     to make up with you! [10:12] Tsubasa (Sister)     Huh? [10:13] Chiyo     We gave her a short-hair makeover,     just the way you like. [10:17] Chiyo     It looks good, doesn't it? [10:19] Sekine     No, I... I just wanted     to change things up a bit! [10:26] Tsubasa (Sister)     Cute! [10:28] Sekine     Huh? [10:30] Tsubasa (Sister)     Wow! [10:32] Tsubasa (Sister)     All-girls schools are so much fun! [10:35] Tsuyoshi     Now I can finally attend     Chikuin Middle School, my dream! [10:39] Tsuyoshi     I'm glad I decided to tell Sis     we're switching back. [10:42] Tsuyoshi     She said she's not in any specific cliques. [10:45] Tsuyoshi     I hope I can settle in quickly. [10:50] Tsuyoshi     Morning. [10:54] Boy 4     H-He talks... [10:56] Boy 5     That's the first time I've ever     heard Camera's voice. [11:01] Tsuyoshi     Uh, morning. [11:03] Boy 6     Oh, uh, morning... [11:06] Boy 6     I didn't know you did greetings.     I'm surprised. [11:10] Tsuyoshi     Huh? [11:20] Tsuyoshi     What've you been doing, Sis?! [11:22] Hanzo     Tsuyoshi-kun, right? [11:25] Tsuyoshi     Um... [11:26] Hanzo     I'm Hanzawa, from your class. Naozo Hanzawa. [11:31] Tsuyoshi     I'm sorry. We're classmates,     and I didn't even know your name. [11:35] Hanzo     It's fine. [11:37] Hanzo     I just transferred in recently,     so it's only natural you wouldn't know. [11:43] Hanzo     May I sit here? [11:44] Tsuyoshi     Sure. [11:47] Hanzo     I infiltrated this school to learn     about life outside the clan, [11:52] Hanzo     but meeting Chiyo's friend's younger     brother this way was a stroke of luck. [11:56] Hanzo     If I get to know him, perhaps I can learn     some useful information about Chiyo. [12:02] Hanzo     You were sighing earlier, too.     Are you all right? [12:06] Tsuyoshi     Yeah, I guess. [12:08] Tsuyoshi     Hanzawa-kun, do you have any siblings? [12:10] Hanzo     Yes, an older sister. [12:13] Tsuyoshi     Oh, I have a sister, too. We're twins. [12:16] Tsuyoshi     She's a real force of nature. [12:19] Tsuyoshi     It's exhausting. [12:21] Hanzo     I see... I clash with my sister a lot, too. [12:25] Hanzo     She's so tough. I still can't beat her, [12:29] Hanzo     but one day, I want to get her back.     Double payback! [12:32] Tsuyoshi     Double payback, huh?     If I even so much as attempted that... [12:36] Tsubasa (Sister)     I wonder how much money     I can make from this photo? [12:40] Hanzo     Hey, I know. [12:42] Hanzo     Why don't we get together after school     to air our grievances? [12:46] Tsuyoshi     Sure! Let's meet at the new café in front     of the station and talk over some cakes. [12:51] Hanzo     Cakes? Sounds a bit girly, but sure. [12:55] Tsuyoshi     Huh? [12:56] Tsuyoshi     Oh, right. That's a girl thing. [13:04] Tsuyoshi     Sis! [13:06] Tsuyoshi     "Not in a specific clique" and "has     zero friends" are totally different! [13:11] Tsuyoshi     I can't believe you don't even say hi     to your classmates in the morning! [13:15] Tsubasa (Sister)     I was attending that school     to record the beauty of an idol. [13:19] Tsubasa (Sister)     Why would I mingle with     the common riff-raff? [13:22] Tsuyoshi     I can't stand how awkward it is. [13:25] Tsuyoshi     I did find one person who seemed nice, [13:29] Tsuyoshi     but now I wanna go back to the other school. [13:30] Tsubasa (Sister)     Whatever. [13:36] Rikka     Oh, hey, Tsubasa-chan! [13:38] Tsubasa     Morning. [13:40] Tsubasa     Oh, having friends is truly wonderful... [13:43] Rikka     Hey, um, Tsubasa-chan. [13:45] Tsubasa     Yeah? What is it? [13:46] Rikka     Um... [13:47] Rikka     Before taking someone's photo,     you should always ask! [13:51] Rikka     Everyone in the universe knows that! [13:57] Tsubasa     Did she do it here, too?! [14:00] Tsubasa (Sister)     Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. SIGN    Blah SIGN    Blah SIGN    Blah SIGN    Blah SIGN    Blah SIGN    Blah SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell [14:06] Tsubasa     Happy birthday, Sekine! [14:06] Chiyo     Happy birthday! [14:06] Rikka     Happy birthday! [14:09] Sekine     Thank you... [14:11] Chiyo     Here is your present. [14:14] Chiyo     I made a hair ornament that I thought     might look good on you. [14:17] Sekine     Thank you, Chiyo-san. [14:19] Tsubasa     I baked muffins. Try some, if you'd like. [14:22] Sekine     You made these yourself? [14:24] Tsubasa     Yeah. I've gotten hooked     on making sweets lately. [14:27] Sekine     I see. Thank you! [14:30] Rikka     I brought you something truly special! [14:33] Rikka     Behold! [14:36] Rikka     A beautiful daughter! [14:39] Sekine     You didn't give up on that plan, Colonel?! [14:45] Three-year-old     I drew Mommy! [14:46] Six-year-old     I'm in school now! [14:49] Rikka     She's crying tears of happiness. [14:52] Rikka     This present was a resounding success! [14:54] Sekine     Wh-What should I do?     The child itself is innocent... [14:59] Sekine     By the way, who is the father? [15:02] Rikka     The father? Hmm... [15:05] Rikka     Oh, a ninja! [15:09] Sekine     It's Hanzo?! [15:10] Tsubasa     A ninja? Where? [15:12] Rikka     Look, over there. Huh? [15:16] Sekine     Hanzo! [15:19] Hanzo     Chiyo's friend's brother had     little useful information. [15:23] Hanzo     I cannot fail again. [15:26] Hanzo     When Chiyo steps away     from her friends, I'll use this... [15:33] Sekine     A-Are you dating anyone right now? [15:38] Hanzo     Huh? Um, no... [15:40] Sekine     I see! So, what do you think? [15:45] Sekine     Can we start with a quick     marriage registration? [15:47] Hanzo     Huh? [15:48] Hanzo     Uh, that's a little, you know... [15:50] Sekine     Yes, of course. [15:52] Sekine     How about we exchange D'DINE IDs, then? [15:56] Sekine     No, please, I'm not a weirdo!     It's just, uh... [15:59] Sekine     Love at first sight! [16:00] Hanzo     In this situation?! [16:01] Sekine     Please... For my... I mean, [16:04] Sekine     for the sake of our daughter! [16:07] Chiyo     What are you doing to my friend, Hanzo?! [16:10] Hanzo     I'm the one who's getting done here! [16:13] Sekine     Oh, no! Time to play dead! [16:15] Chiyo     Sekine-san! [16:17] Chiyo     Today will be your last! [16:25] Hanzo     Dear sister. You will pay     for your betrayal of the clan. SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Dear sister. You will pay      for your betrayal of the clan.      That said, you should choose      friends with better morals. [16:31] Hanzo     That said, you should choose     friends with better morals. [16:35] Chiyo     Huh? [16:35] Rikka     Oh, look, there you all are! [16:38] Sekine     Rikka! [16:39] Rikka     Sekine-chan, you forgot this! [16:41] Sekine     Oh, that's... Hmm? [16:49] Octopus     Octo! [16:50] Sekine     A space octopus?! [16:51] Rikka     It's cute, like a baby! [16:55] Rikka     But be careful! Once it attaches itself,     it won't come off! [16:58] Sekine     It wasn't a baby?! [17:00] Sekine     I almost married Hanzo! SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell [17:03] Sekine     The Little Lies We All Tell. [17:12] Tsubasa     I'm bored. [17:14] Hanzo     Hey, aren't you Tsuyoshi-kun's sister? [17:17] Tsubasa     Oh, it's Hanzawa-kun. [17:21] Hanzo     How do you know my name?     We've never met before. [17:25] Tsubasa     Oh, um, my brother described you. [17:30] Hanzo     I see. [17:32] Hanzo     I heard about you from Tsuyoshi-kun, as well. [17:35] Hanzo     Sorry to annoy you out of nowhere like this. [17:39] Tsubasa     Oh, not at all. I'm just waiting for     my friends to finish shopping. [17:45] Tsubasa     Would you like to sit down? [17:46] Hanzo     Sure! Here, have some coffee. [17:49] Tsubasa     Thank you. [17:51] Tsubasa     What are you doing here, Hanzawa-kun? [17:54] Hanzo     I had a little shopping to do myself. [17:56] Hanzo     By the way, Tsuyoshi-kun told me     that you love cute things. [18:03] Tsubasa     That's right. I just love     cute things and hot guys. [18:07] Tsubasa     I even dress my brother up     in cute clothes, sometimes! [18:10] Hanzo     I-I see. [18:12] Hanzo     I've had similar experiences, too. [18:15] Tsubasa     Really? [18:17] Hanzo     Yes. My sister has always loved cute things, [18:21] Hanzo     and she used to treat me     like her little sister. [18:30] (Flashback) Hanzo     Sister? [18:31] (Flashback) Chiyo     I can't put someone so cute at risk! [18:33] (Flashback) Hanzo     Sister?! [18:40] (Flashback) Hanzo     Sister? [18:42] (Flashback) Chiyo     I can't put someone so cute at risk! [18:44] (Flashback) Hanzo     Sister?! [18:50] (Flashback) Hanzo     Sister? [18:51] (Flashback) Chiyo     I can't put someone so cute at risk! [18:53] (Flashback) Hanzo     Sister?! [18:56] (Flashback) Hanzo     I-Is this... [18:57] (Flashback) Chiyo     I made it myself. [18:59] (Flashback) Chiyo     I thought someone so cute     should have an equally cute lunch. [19:04] (Flashback) Hanzo     Thank you, dear sister! [19:10] Hanzo     My sister protected me. Somewhat overly so. [19:15] Hanzo     She was strong and resilient...     And really cool. [19:18] Tsubasa     Wow. I'd like to meet your sister someday. [19:22] Hanzo     But now she's like a completely     different person. [19:26] Hanzo     She betrayed her family and     spends her time on stupid things. [19:30] Tsubasa     U-Uh, sounds like trouble. [19:32] Tsubasa     But I guess that kind of free-wheeling style     is similar to our family, in a way. [19:37] Tsubasa     Honestly, looking at my sister,     sometimes I envy her. [19:43] Tsubasa     If only I could live the way she does. [19:47] Tsubasa     Uh, that's what my brother said. [19:51] Hanzo     Envy, huh... [19:56] Hanzo     I must admit, sometimes I also feel... [19:58] Tsubasa     It's not easy being a little brother. [20:02] Tsubasa     Hopefully one day you'll find     a way to work things out. [20:06] Tsubasa     Cheers! [20:08] Hanzo     Oh, nothing... [20:09] Rikka     I'll have it if you don't want it! [20:15] Tsubasa     Hey, guys! [20:18] Tsubasa     My friends are here. See ya! [20:21] Chiyo     Actually, Tsubasa-san... [20:24] Chiyo     I'd like to speak to this person. Alone. [20:28] Tsubasa     What? So even Chiyo-san can handle guys,     if they're hot enough? [20:35] Chiyo     Please make sure nobody else is around. [20:37] Sekine     R-Right! Let's all go over there! [20:40] Rikka/Tsubasa     Okay! [20:42] Chiyo     I can't expose my friends     to any more danger. [20:47] Chiyo     Let's end this here and now, Hanzo. [20:50] Hanzo     I have no chance against you     in a head-on fight, dear sister. [20:55] Hanzo     That's why I had your friend drink poison. [20:58] Chiyo     How dare you! [21:00] Hanzo     It should start to take effect     any minute now. [21:02] Hanzo     Without the antidote,     they'll last two hours, at most. [21:05] Hanzo     It's a painful way to die. [21:08] Hanzo     Turn yourself in peacefully,     and I'll give the antidote— [21:11] Rikka     Hey. [21:16] Chiyo     Rikka-chan, are you all right?! [21:18] Rikka     Yep! I'm feeling great! [21:21] Rikka     So, um, [21:23] Rikka     I wanted to ask you     where you got this coffee. [21:27] Narrator     It turns out the poison     doesn't work on aliens. [21:31] Hanzo     Th-That's... [21:35] Hanzo     Hanzo's special blend. SIGN    Next Episode Preview SIGN    Day Duty:      Sekine [23:09] Rikka     When your heart gets broken,     the best way to get over it is to eat a lot. [23:13] Sekine     Playing an otome game helps, too. [23:15] Chiyo     An otome game? [23:17] Sekine     You fall in love with many     suitable targets... SIGN    #09: Find Fuku-chan! [23:19] Sekine     Then in the end, it swallows you whole! [23:22] Tsubasa     You mean a horror game, right...? E9 - Find Fuku-chan! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Sekine     Huh? Did I fall asleep? [00:02] Boys     That thing yesterday was awesome! [00:05] Boys     I know, right? That one thing, right? [00:07] Boys     Right, right! [00:11] Sekine     Wait, what? What's going on? [00:19] Sekine     I've turned into a boy! SIGN    Class 2-B     Air Band SIGN    The SIGN    Lit SIGN    tle SIGN    Lies SIGN    We SIGN    All SIGN    Tell SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    Rikka SIGN    Colonel SIGN    Chiyo-san SIGN    Chiyo-san SIGN    Ninja SIGN    Sekine SIGN    Psychic SIGN    Tsubasa SIGN    Tsuyoshi SIGN    Boy SIGN    Note:      Is Sekine SIGN    Maskuma Mask SIGN    Class 2-B     Air Band SIGN    Poeh SIGN    #09: Find Fuku-chan! SIGN    #09: Find Fuku-chan! SIGN    #09: Find Fuku-chan! SIGN    #09: Find Fuku-chan! SIGN    #09: Find Fuku-chan! SIGN    #09: Find Fuku-chan! SIGN    #09: Find Fuku-chan! SIGN    #09: Find Fuku-chan! SIGN    #09: Find Fuku-chan! SIGN    #09: Find Fuku-chan! SIGN    #09: Find Fuku-chan! SIGN    #09: Find Fuku-chan! [02:01] Chiyo     Finished! [02:03] Chiyo     Tsubasa-san, your hair is so pretty! [02:07] Chiyo     You have the shiniest cuticles! [02:09] Tsubasa     Um, thanks. [02:11] Sekine     It's gotta be that androgynous appeal     of yours that makes you so popular. [02:16] Tsubasa     Androgynous... [02:18] Sekine     You know, "The Prince of     the All-Girls' School" trope. [02:21] Rikka     So handsome! [02:22] Chiyo     N-No! Tsubasa-san is a cute, pretty girl! [02:33] Rikka     Miss Tsubasa must want to be a princess, too. [02:38] Rikka     I know! I'll keep Miss Tsubasa as a girl SIGN    Greatest in the Galaxy SIGN    Wicked SIGN    Girly SIGN    Super Princess [02:41] Rikka     and transform everyone else into boys. [02:45] Sekine     You mean, you want to make Tsubasa     a princess in a hot boy harem? SIGN    Not bad [02:50] Rikka     All right! Let's make that dream come true! SIGN    Katsu!! [02:54] Rikka     Katsu! [02:58] Sekine     Swirl... SIGN    Swirl... [03:01] Sekine     That's right. [03:02] Chiyomaru     Sekine-kun. [03:05] Chiyomaru     You should get changed, already. [03:07] Sekine (Boy)     U-Um... [03:10] Sekine (Boy)     Who are you? [03:11] Chiyomaru     What do you mean? I'm Chiyomaru. [03:15] Sekine (Boy)     Chiyomaru...? [03:19] Sekine (Boy)     Oh! [03:20] Sekine (Boy)     Chiyo-san! [03:22] Chiyomaru     It's Chiyomaru. [03:23] Sekine (Boy)     I just remembered something I gotta do! [03:28] Sekine (Boy)     Rikka! Where are you?! SIGN    Lucky Perv SIGN    Blank... [03:41] Narrator     Lucky perv. [03:43] Sekine (Boy)     Um, Tsubasa? [03:47] Tsuyoshi (Girl)     It's meant to be a secret, but I'm here     in place of my older brother, Tsuyoshi. SIGN    Keep the locker      room clean. [03:51] Tsuyoshi (Girl)     So, please call me Tsuyoshi. [03:53] Sekine (Boy)     Huh, I see. [03:55] Sekine     This is what it means     to make Tsubasa a princess? [03:58] Sekine     I have to admit, it's a bit interesting. [04:00] Sekine     And I'm a guy... [04:02] Sekine     I should take advantage of this opportunity     to try things that only guys can do. [04:07] Sekine (Boy)     Tsuyoshi, I have a favor to ask. [04:09] Tsuyoshi (Girl)     What is it? [04:11] Sekine (Boy)     Please let me do it. SIGN    Nurse's Office [04:17] Sekine (Boy)     Did you have to hit me? [04:19] Tsuyoshi (Girl)     Sorry, but you share the blame here. [04:24] Sekine (Boy)     Oh, I'm bleeding. I knew it. [04:27] Tsuyoshi (Girl)     H-He's handsome! [04:29] Sekine (Boy)     You can make up for it by buying me lunch     at the cafeteria later. [04:34] Tsuyoshi (Girl)     I guess we could kiss or something.     I do feel sorry about hitting you. [04:38] Sekine (Boy)     Nah, I can always do that as a girl. [04:43] Tsuyoshi (Girl)     That aside, Sekine... You're going     to be late for the Barfathon. [04:46] Sekine (Boy)     Barfathon? What's that? [04:49] Tsuyoshi (Girl)     Did I hit you in the wrong place? [04:51] Tsuyoshi (Girl)     Remember? Today's the day of     the annual "Loincloth Walking Race." [04:56] Narrator     A race where contestants walk, clad only in     loincloths, all the way to Gunma Prefecture! [05:00] Narrator     Due to the high number of people who     throw up, it has the nickname "Barfathon." [05:04] Narrator     Yes, this is a middle school event. [05:07] Sekine     That's way too hardcore. [05:10] Sekine     But given my injury,     I should be able to opt out. [05:13] Chiyomaru     Sekine-kun, have you seen Rikkard-kun? [05:17] Rikka     I'm right here! [05:21] Sekine     The Colonel is still a girl? [05:24] Chiyomaru     Rikkard-kun... [05:26] Rikka     Who is this handsome boy? [05:28] Chiyo     Rikka-chan! [05:29] Rikka     Is it Chiyo... [05:31] Rikka     san... [05:33] Chiyomaru     What is that outfit you're wearing? [05:36] Chiyomaru     How many times do I have to tell you?! [05:38] Chiyomaru     I hate guys who aren't manly! [05:41] Chiyomaru     What are these? Hair extensions? [05:43] Chiyomaru     Is this your real hair? [05:44] Rikka     Ow, ow... [05:46] Chiyomaru     Tsuyoshi, the clippers. [05:48] Tsuyoshi (Girl)     Here. [05:51] Chiyomaru     Rikkard, I'm shaving your head. [05:56] Rikka     I'd prefer you didn't— [06:02] Chiyomaru     Did I just hear something? [06:04] Rikka     Nothing at all! [06:06] Sekine     I see... SIGN    Maidenly Chiyo [06:07] Sekine     Chiyo-san is very girly. SIGN    Tough Guy Chiyomaru [06:10] Sekine     But as a boy, she's the opposite. [06:14] Sekine     Tsubasa is... [06:16] Sekine     somehow cuter. [06:19] Sekine     Is it because of her princess position? [06:23] Sekine (Boy)     Tsuyoshi, what are you going     to do about the Barfathon? [06:26] Tsuyoshi (Girl)     I'm opting out, of course.     I can't do it for many reasons. [06:29] Sekine (Boy)     I see. I guess I'll opt out, as well. [06:32] Tsuyoshi (Girl)     What are you talking about? [06:34] Tsuyoshi (Girl)     You need a signed document from your     legal guardian to opt out. You know that. SIGN    Huh [06:43] Sekine (Boy)     Huh? [06:57] Chiyomaru     We'll continue this after the Barfathon. [07:00] Chiyomaru     Hurry up and get ready.     You don't want to be late. [07:03] Sekine (Boy)     Look! My head is busted open!     There's so much blood! [07:07] Tsuyoshi (Girl)     You can't go home sick unless     you have a fever or something. [07:09] Sekine (Boy)     What?! [07:11] Chiyomaru     Are you trying to commit truancy? [07:12] Sekine (Boy)     Never! [07:15] Sekine (Boy)     I'm cold! It hurts!     I don't wanna do this anymore! [07:18] Sekine (Boy)     What kind of event is this?!     It's ridiculous! Unbelievable! [07:23] Chiyomaru     Sekine-kun, did you just say something? [07:25] Sekine (Boy)     I love the Barfathon! Gung ho! [07:28] Tsuyoshi (Girl)     Sekine. [07:31] Tsuyoshi (Girl)     Just give up and accept it. [07:33] Sekine     Not fair! [07:34] Chiyomaru     Let's follow Rikkard-kun's lead     and do our best! [07:41] Rikka     I'm glad I included "UFO travel counts     as walking" in the brainwashing program. [07:45] Rikka     One quick hop to Gunma! [07:47] Sekine     Why did you include     the Barfathon in the first place?! [07:56] Rikka     Goal! [07:56] Rikka     Goal, goal, goal, goal, goal! [08:08] Rikka     It seems I've tried a little too hard. [08:11] Narrator     The space alien wins! [08:20] Rikka     Almost there! [08:23] Sekine (Boy)     Ugh, so tough... I'm spent... [08:25] Tsuyoshi (Girl)     Fight on, Sekine. [08:27] Chiyomaru     The goal is right there. Fight on! [08:30] Rikka     You all did so well! [08:33] Tsuyoshi (Girl)     You got first place again! Awesome! [08:35] Chiyomaru     You did great, Rikkard-kun.     I knew you could do it. [08:42] Chiyomaru     Now, let's pick up where we left off. [08:44] Chiyomaru     I hope you're ready. [08:49] Rikka     I'm sorry, Miss Tsubasa!     I can't take any more! [08:52] Rikka     Katsu! [09:01] Rikka     Where... [09:03] Sekine     ...are we? [09:04] Tsubasa     Hey, you two. [09:06] Tsubasa     You're going to be late. [09:09] Rikka     Late for the Barfathon?! [09:11] Sekine     I have no idea what you're     talking about, ma'am! [09:13] Tsubasa     The tea party, of course. [09:15] Tsubasa     Did you hit your head or something?     It's an annual event. [09:20] Chiyo     I baked some sweets. [09:23] Rikka     A tea party! [09:24] Sekine     How elegant! [09:27] Rikka & Sekine     All-girls schools are the best! [09:31] Rikka     Flowers are beautiful     because they're destined to fall. SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell [09:34] Sekine     Oh, no. [09:48] Sekine     I'm broke this month, as always. [09:51] Hot guy     Maybe what you're really concerned about [09:54] Hot guy     is the fact that your family     won't come back. [09:59] Narrator     A hot guy in an all-girls middle school?! [10:01] Narrator     Sir, did you wander into the wrong show? [10:05] Sekine     Who are you? [10:10] Hot guy     I can't talk about that here. [10:19] Hot guy     Come see me behind the gym tomorrow. [10:25] Hot guy     I'll reveal everything to you then. [10:28] Sekine     Why does it have to be out there? [10:30] Hot guy     What? It's only natural to want to see     cute girls away from other people. [10:35] Hot guy     Let's meet alone. [10:37] Sekine     Stop kidding around! [10:40] Hot guy     You're cute when you're angry, as well. [10:46] Hot guy     Don't be so cautious. [10:48] Hot guy     I know you're always working very hard. [10:56] Hot guy     Oh, by the way. [10:59] Hot guy     Take off your glasses. You're cuter that way. [11:05] Hot guy     See you. [11:09] Sekine     What was that? [11:15] Sekine     Was that a teacher from a     different grade or something? [11:19] Sekine     I don't recognize him, though. [11:25] Tsubasa     You look down. Is everything okay? [11:29] Rikka     No, it's not. My pet ran away. [11:34] Chiyo     Oh, dear. [11:35] Rikka     Where could you have gone? [11:41] (Flashback) Rikka     A cute animal, here?! [11:45] (Flashback) Rikka     Let's help each other to survive     here on this planet, my comrade. [11:59] (Flashback) Rikka     Don't just start running. It's dangerous. [12:01] (Flashback) Rikka     Hey! [12:02] Narrator     And he just ran off like that. [12:06] Rikka     Fuku-chan... [12:08] Sekine     What kind of name is that? [12:10] Rikka     Lost on a foreign planet...     He must be so lonely. [12:15] Rikka     No, he's fine! [12:17] Rikka     Fuku-chan has the ability to embed     spores into a target's brain [12:22] Rikka     to show them an illusion     of the target's ideal partner! [12:30] Rikka     He'll certainly be popular     on this planet, as well! [12:41] Sekine     Spores...? [12:44] Sekine     Wait, so that guy earlier was an illusion     shown to me by the Colonel's pet? SIGN    Just the right amount     of aggressiveness SIGN    Understands family issues SIGN    Ideal age difference SIGN    Beauty mark     beside mouth SIGN    Squee!      (Translation: You like guys      like this, don't you?) [12:50] Sekine     So that's my ideal partner... SIGN    Aaaaaaaaaaa... [12:58] Narrator     She can't come to terms     with her maidenly desires. [13:01] Sekine     Tsubasa... [13:03] Tsubasa     What? [13:05] Sekine     I'm sorry I called you a pierced     female animal the other day. [13:09] Narrator     She has regrets. [13:10] Tsubasa     It's all right. [13:13] Tsubasa     But in that case, can I ask you for a favor? [13:16] Sekine     What is it? [13:17] Tsubasa     Well, there's this person I'm seeing. [13:23] Sekine     I thought this was about a favor? [13:27] Sekine     Wait, you have a boyfriend? [13:29] Tsubasa     No, it's not like that. [13:33] Tsubasa     Umm... [13:36] Tsubasa     We just started talking at the convenience     store yesterday, and we got along so well. [13:41] Tsubasa     And... [13:45] Tsubasa     I got invited to meet up, just the two of us! [13:52] Sekine     Don't tell me,     on the back of Tsubasa's head... [13:55] Tsubasa     I was like, wow, how can     someone so nice exist in reality? [14:00] Sekine     Move your hand! [14:02] Tsubasa     I totally feel, like, this is destiny. [14:06] Sekine     Ugh, how stubborn... [14:09] Tsubasa     What are you doing, Sekine?     You're being weird. [14:15] Narrator     He's basically a breeding ground. [14:17] Sekine     Tsubasa, I think that person     is on a different plane of existence. [14:24] Sekine     Or rather, not plane, but... planet? [14:28] Tsubasa     I mean, it did cross my mind a little. [14:31] Tsubasa     There's a bit of an age gap.     It might not work out. [14:34] Woman     Tsuyoshi-kun! [14:35] Sekine     But that romance will only hurt y— [14:38] Rikka     Not necessarily! [14:40] Rikka     No matter how it ends,     romance adds color to a dull life! [14:45] Sekine     Colonel, just shut up for a second. [14:48] Sekine     Oh, wait. Tsubasa does tend to become     super stupid when men get involved. [14:52] Sekine     Maybe this is a good time for her     to experience a heartbreak of her own? [14:56] Tsubasa     What is it? [14:59] Rikka     Life is short, so fall in love, girls. [15:03] Rikka     Fuku-chan, even if you never come back, SIGN    Win-Win Relationship SIGN    Win-Win Relationship [15:06] Tsubasa     A win-win relationship! [15:06] Rikka     I hope you can live a happy life with     a partner of your own on this planet. [15:10] Rikka     But... [15:11] Rikka     But that's a dream that can never come true. [15:15] Sekine     Uh-oh. Sounds bad. [15:16] Rikka     Fuku-chan uses illusions to lure in prey,     and then, while the victim is enraptured, [15:22] Rikka     eats them and converts them into nutrients. [15:28] Tsubasa     So, I got invited to a sleepover tonight. [15:33] Sekine     Don't! [15:34] Chiyo     Please, no! [15:37] Chiyo     Tsubasa-san, you can't sleep over     at a stranger's house! [15:42] Tsubasa     It's fine! [15:44] Tsubasa     So, Sekine, can you just say     I was at your house? [15:49] Sekine     Tsubasa... [15:51] Sekine     I'm going to be direct. [15:56] Sekine     If you get eaten tonight,     will you regret it then? [15:58] Tsubasa     That's too direct, Sekine! SIGN    Eek! SIGN    Eek! [16:01] Tsubasa     Aw, jeez, you're such a prude! [16:03] Sekine     Well, I guess she's dying tonight. [16:07] Sekine     No, this is where I have to draw the line. [16:10] Sekine     But how do I put a stop to this? [16:16] Narrator     Pipi-de-pop-de-poo. [16:20] Sekine     She must have spores on her. [16:22] Sekine     I wonder if removing them would do it. [16:24] Sekine     Ah. [16:26] Sekine     This is one of those things where     I have to take care of Fuku-chan, [16:29] Sekine     or else more will fall prey. [16:31] Tsubasa     Are you all right, Sekine? [16:38] Sekine     Sorry, Tsubasa. You're going to be bait. [16:47] Sekine     Is Fuku-chan coming? [16:51] Sekine     Oh, it's Chiyo-san. [16:53] Chiyo     I'm a bit scared, but I'll tell     that god-knows-who what's what! [16:59] Chiyo     You must arrange a meeting between     both families before anything else! SIGN    God-knows-who SIGN    Wahh SIGN    Rawr [17:02] God-knows-who     Y-Yes! [17:05] Chiyo     I've trained for this, in my mind! [17:09] Chiyo     Here he is! [17:17] Sekine     Isn't that the guy that talked to me? Why? [17:30] Narrator     There were more. [17:35] Sekine     Huh? [17:37] Sekine     Where'd he go? [17:39] Sekine     The only explanation for     this bizarre situation... [17:42] Sekine     is that Fuku-chan must be there! [17:47] Sleazy guy     Come on, baby.     Let's spend a hot night together. [17:52] Chiyo     Tsubasa-san, is this your type? [17:57] Chiyo     I must regretfully decline... [18:00] Sekine     Maybe Chiyo-san is seeing her ideal partner? [18:05] Sekine     But why does she seem troubled? [18:08] Sekine     Why isn't she liking it? [18:09] Chiyo     Um, are you Tsubasa-san's f-friend? [18:15] Narrator     Her art turned to shit due to stress. [18:17] Sekine     What should I do? I can't help her     if I can't see anything. [18:21] Sekine     If only I had some sort of special power... [18:24] Sekine     Wait, I do! [18:26] Narrator     Mistress Time: [18:28] Narrator     Sekine gains the ability     to completely control her powers. [18:33] Sekine     But if I use it... [18:36] Sekine     No, I have to save my friends! [18:41] Sekine     Sekine Eye! [18:44] Narrator     Allow me to explain! [18:46] Narrator     Sekine is seeing what Chiyo is seeing! [18:52] Sekine     That must be Fuku-chan, I guess. [18:55] Sekine     I'm glad I sacrificed my belly for this. [18:58] Sekine     But seriously, that's like,     a sleazy dude from an adult manga. [19:03] Sekine     Is that Chiyo-san's type? [19:07] Sleazy guy     Ah, I get it. Okay, okay. [19:09] Sleazy guy     You're Tsuba-chan's friend, huh? [19:12] Sleazy guy     You're, like, so much more my type     than her, you know. [19:17] Chiyo     Please stay away from Tsubasa-san... [19:21] Chiyo     P-Please... [19:26] Sleazy guy     In that case, how 'bout ya keep me company     instead of Tsuba-chan? [19:31] Sekine     What's going on? [19:33] Sekine     Could it be that... SIGN    No chance to procreate! [19:35] Sekine     Fuku-chan doesn't necessarily     show you your ideal partner, [19:39] Sekine     but just shows whatever illusion has the     best chance of resulting in procreation? SIGN    Slight chance     to procreate! [19:45] Chiyo     Will you promise never     to see Tsubasa-san again? [19:47] Sleazy guy     You got it, toots! [19:51] Chiyo     Understood... [19:53] Chiyo     Let's just kill him. [19:54] Sekine     Guess that figures. [19:57] Chiyo     But I vowed to never take a life... [20:01] Chiyo     Will I go the way of the demon? [20:03] Sleazy guy     Come on, let's go. [20:05] Sleazy guy     Let's get it on alone! [20:07] Chiyo     I'm scared! [20:09] Narrator     Of her own killer instinct. [20:11] Sekine     Chiyo-san! [20:13] Rikka     That won't do. [20:16] Rikka     You're a naughty one. [20:20] Sekine     You're awesome, Colonel!     Though it was your fault to begin with! [20:24] Chiyo     Oh, where did that man go? [20:26] Rikka     I called the authorities!     He probably ran off. [20:30] Rikka     But who would have thought he would actually     try to procreate using Earthlings... [20:42] Tsubasa     Huh? What are you all doing here? [20:46] Rikka     There's no other way. [20:49] Rikka     Exterminate! [20:56] Tsubasa     What is this?! [21:04] Rikka     Good! [21:08] Tsubasa     What is? SIGN    Inaseya Supermarket SIGN    Fresh!! SIGN    Fresh!! SIGN    Super Sale!! Mushroom Festival SIGN    Super Sale!! Mushroom Festival SIGN    Niigata Produce SIGN    King Trumpet Mushrooms SIGN    78 yen per pack (82 yen with tax) SIGN    Niigata Produce SIGN    King Trumpet Mushrooms SIGN    78 yen per pack (82 yen with tax) [21:16] Hot guy 1     You're cute. [21:18] Hot guy 2     I'll save you. [21:22] Hot guy 3     I missed you. SIGN    Vegetables & Fruits [21:24] Hot guy 4     Are you all right? [21:26] Hot guy 5     I will care for you. [21:27] Narrator     An aftereffect of the spores is that king     trumpet mushrooms look like hot guys to her. [21:29] Hot guy 6     You're so fine as always. SIGN    Inaseya Supermarket [21:32] Hot guy     I love you. [21:33] Narrator     It went away after a while. [21:36] Hot guy     Bye-bye. SIGN    Next Episode Preview SIGN    Day Duty:      Sekine [23:09] Chiyo     The hot-springs resort trip! I can't wait! [23:12] Sekine     Hot-spring boiled eggs and steamed buns! [23:14] Rikka     I want to wear a yukata, go to the     shooting gallery, and play table tennis! [23:17] Sekine     Tsubasa, why aren't you excited? [23:19] Tsubasa     I totally am excited! SIGN    #10: Atami [23:20] Tsubasa     I'm going to get shiny, smooth skin     at the skin-beautifying hot spring! E10 - Atami Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Sekine     Hello. I'm Sekine, D-Class Psychic. [00:05] Sekine     My powers let me occasionally hear other     people's thoughts, and that's about it! [00:08] Shopkeeper     We only need one more...     Why aren't we getting any customers? [00:12] Sekine     I just want to help others,     if only a little bit. [00:18] Shopkeeper     Congratulations!     You are our 1,000th customer! [00:22] Sekine     But if I abuse my powers for personal gain... SIGN    Congratulations [00:26] Shopkeeper     Please, enjoy this fabulous prize! SIGN    Congratulations [00:29] Sekine     The Organization will come after me! SIGN    Class 2-B     Air Band SIGN    The SIGN    Lit SIGN    tle SIGN    Lies SIGN    We SIGN    All SIGN    Tell SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    Rikka SIGN    Colonel SIGN    Chiyo-san SIGN    Chiyo-san SIGN    Ninja SIGN    Sekine SIGN    Psychic SIGN    Tsubasa SIGN    Tsuyoshi SIGN    Boy SIGN    Note:      Is Sekine SIGN    Maskuma Mask SIGN    Class 2-B     Air Band SIGN    Poeh SIGN    Congratulations SIGN    #10: Atami SIGN    #10: Atami SIGN    #10: Atami SIGN    #10: Atami SIGN    #10: Atami SIGN    #10: Atami SIGN    #10: Atami SIGN    #10: Atami SIGN    #10: Atami SIGN    #10: Atami SIGN    #10: Atami SIGN    #10: Atami [02:03] Sekine     Who wants tickets... [02:06] Sekine     to the amusement park?! [02:07] Students     Me! Me! Me! [02:09] Narrator     And the tickets ended up in Rikka's hands. [02:13] Rikka     Chiyo-san, um... [02:15] Rikka     Would you like to go with me? [02:16] Chiyo     Yes, I would love to. [02:19] Tsubasa     Are you sure you don't want to go, Sekine? [02:22] Sekine     Yep. As class rep, I want to do     things for the rest of you. [02:27] Chiyo     Sekine-san, you're so wonderful! [02:30] Sekine     I really want to go, though! [02:33] Rikka     An amusement park... How exciting. [02:36] Rikka     Come to think of it, I spent my youth     undergoing elite training as a pilot. [02:44] Rikka     I never had the chance     to experience playing as a child. [02:56] Rikka     No! My thoughts almost betrayed     the spirit of the revolution! [03:05] Rikka     An amusement park, huh... [03:08] Tsubasa     Rikka looks really happy. [03:10] Tsubasa     Is she that excited about     going to an amusement park? [03:15] Rikka     But what should I wear? [03:19] Rikka     Chiyo-san is so fashionable.     I need to make sure I don't embarrass her. [03:23] Rikka     School uniform... Too ordinary. [03:27] Rikka     Military uniform... Too dull. [03:30] Rikka     This is it! The only remaining choice! SIGN    Members: 4 SIGN    Check out my fancy amusement park outfit! [03:40] Rikka     Check out my fancy outfit     for the amusement park! [03:45] Tsubasa     Rikka's fashion sense... [03:48] Tsubasa     Walking next to someone wearing this     would be like some kind of punishment! [03:52] Tsubasa     What can I even say in response? [03:54] Tsubasa     Oh, well. I'm sure Chiyo-san will stop her. SIGN    Members: 4 SIGN    That is so very cute! SIGN    Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like [03:58] Chiyo     Like! Like! Like! Like! [04:02] Chiyo     Rikka-chan. [04:03] Rikka     Chiyo-san. [04:03] Tsubasa     Overwhelming approval?! [04:04] Chiyo     Rikka-chan. [04:05] Rikka     Chiyo-san. SIGN    He recommended a better outfit later. SIGN    He recommended a better outfit later. [04:06] Chiyo     Rikka-chan. [04:06] Narrator     He recommended a better outfit later. [04:08] Rikka     Chiyo-san. SIGN    Sunday [04:11] Tsuyoshi     The weather sure is nice today. [04:13] Tsuyoshi     I hope they're having fun. [04:17] Chiyo     Tsubasa-san, nice timing. [04:20] Tsuyoshi     Ch-Chiyo-san? What's the red stuff?! [04:24] Chiyo     A powerful foe— [04:26] Chiyo     I mean, an urgent matter came up. [04:28] Chiyo     Please tell Rikka-chan I can't make it! [04:31] Chiyo     Farewell! [04:34] Tsuyoshi     "Farewell"? [04:37] Tsuyoshi     That was a lot of paint on Chiyo-san. [04:40] Tsuyoshi     I should call Rikka... [04:42] Tsuyoshi     but she's not picking up. [04:45] Tsuyoshi     I guess I'll have to go there myself. [04:47] Tsuyoshi     But I should change into my uniform first... [04:50] Tsuyoshi     Or actually, maybe I can go like this. [04:52] Tsuyoshi     Chiyo-san knew who I was right away. [04:55] Tsuyoshi     Wait... Does that mean... [04:58] Tsuyoshi     I look like a girl,     even without feminine clothing? [05:02] Tsuyoshi     No... [05:03] Narrator     A sobering realization. [05:11] Rikka     It's not like Chiyo-san to be late like this. [05:14] Rikka     I hope she didn't get in     an accident or something. [05:18] Rikka     Maybe there's some important reason     she can't make it. [05:21] Rikka     No matter! [05:23] Rikka     After all, my comrades in space     are out there fighting, even now. [05:29] Rikka     It was selfish of me to try to enjoy myself. [05:33] Tsuyoshi     R-Rikka! [05:37] Rikka     What are you doing here, Tsubasa-chan? [05:40] Tsuyoshi     Well, I... [05:41] Inoue     Tsuyoshi! [05:42] Tsuyoshi     I-Inoue?! [05:44] Inoue     Is this girl a relative of yours? [05:45] Tsuyoshi     Oh, um... [05:47] Inoue's Friend     Inoue! [05:48] Inoue     Oh, my friend's here. See ya! [05:55] Tsuyoshi     I'm Tsubasa...'s twin brother Tsuyoshi. [05:59] Rikka     They can't look any more similar! [06:02] Narrator     She is correct. [06:04] Tsuyoshi     Um... [06:05] Tsuyoshi     Chiyo-san couldn't make it,     due to important reasons. SIGN    Reasons [06:08] Tsuyoshi     My sister was supposed to come instead, SIGN    Inoue [06:12] Tsuyoshi     but that didn't work out either... [06:14] Rikka     I understand. Thank you very much. [06:19] Rikka     It wouldn't make sense for me     to hang out here alone, so I'll go home now. [06:26] Tsuyoshi     Um! [06:28] Tsuyoshi     Would it be all right     if I went with you, instead? [06:34] Rikka     Excuse me... What do     you think we should ride? SIGN    Come again soon [06:38] Tsuyoshi     You don't have to talk so politely to me. [06:40] Rikka     Ah. Yes. [06:47] Tsuyoshi     Let's go on a ride you like. [06:49] Rikka     Anything's fine with me. [06:59] Tsuyoshi     What should we ride next? [07:00] Rikka     I wonder what? I can't wait. [07:06] Tsuyoshi & Rikka     The unfun atmosphere is real. [07:09] Tsuyoshi     A-Amusement parks are     supposed to be fun, right? [07:14] Rikka     I miss Chiyo-san. [07:16] Tsuyoshi     Oh, look, a merry-go-round. Wanna ride that? [07:20] Rikka     Uh... [07:21] Rikka     If that is what you want,     I have no objections, my friend. [07:25] Tsuyoshi     Huh? [07:26] Narrator     The Colonel is stressed. [07:28] Tsuyoshi     What is that "I'm only letting you do it     because you really want to" tone? [07:35] Tsuyoshi     Wow, I love the merry-go-round! [07:40] Rikka     This boy is accompanying me out of kindness. [07:44] Rikka     I should do my best to stand by his side. [07:46] Rikka     Let's get in line. [07:49] Rikka     You like these, don't you? [07:52] Tsuyoshi     "You like these, don't you"? [07:55] Tsuyoshi     I actually like rides     you can scream your heart out on! [07:59] Rikka     Rides you can scream on? You mean... [08:15] Tsuyoshi & Rikka     This might actually be fun! [08:25] Narrator     Meanwhile, Chiyo... [08:27] Chiyo     Secret technique... [08:28] Chiyo     Rolling Coaster! [08:33] Narrator     Meanwhile, Sekine... [08:35] Sekine     I didn't use my abilities for personal gain! [08:42] Tsuyoshi     This is the last place     we haven't been to yet. [08:44] Rikka     Looks boring. [08:46] Man     Let's go inside. [08:48] Woman     Oh, but I'm scared! [08:50] Man     Okay, let's not. [08:51] Rikka     I see. So that's how one     gets out of having to go in. [08:57] Rikka     I'm so scared! [08:59] Rikka     I'm too scared to go in! [09:03] Rikka     Glance. [09:05] Tsuyoshi     What's with this sudden cutesy behavior? [09:07] Tsuyoshi     Didn't she say, before... [09:09] (Flashback) Chiyo     I want to go see that guardian spirit     fortune teller again. [09:13] (Flashback) Tsubasa     Sorry, I don't really believe in ghosts     and the afterlife and stuff. [09:17] (Flashback) Rikka     Same here. [09:19] (Flashback) Rikka     When we die, we all just     end up as space dust. [09:24] Tsuyoshi     Wasn't that her stance?! [09:26] Rikka     I'm so scared! I'm so scared! [09:28] Tsuyoshi     What to do... Wait, if Chiyo-san was here... [09:33] Chiyo     Eek! No! [09:35] Rikka     I'm scared! [09:35] Tsuyoshi     Ah, so it's a girl thing where     she just wants to get excited. [09:40] Tsuyoshi     Got it! [09:42] Rikka     We ended up going in. [09:52] Tsuyoshi     I'm scared! [09:54] Narrator     He tries his best to raise the excitement... [09:57] Rikka     What's so shocking about any of this? [09:59] Narrator     ...unsuccessfully. [10:04] Tsuyoshi     Huh? A cold breeze... [10:09] Rikka     Wait, this sensation... [10:12] Tsuyoshi     Huh? The theme here is supposed     to be "ruined hospital." [10:16] Tsuyoshi     So why is there a fallen samurai? [10:18] Tsuyoshi     Come to think of it, this place used to     be an ancient battleground, [10:21] Tsuyoshi     and many accidents happened during     the construction of this amusement park... [10:25] Narrator     It's the real deal. [10:29] Rikka     There is no physical entity there,     but I still feel its energy. [10:32] Rikka     Wait! Could that be... [10:35] Rikka     An extremely rare     Powpyopipoppyopyopapyopuian?! [10:41] Rikka     Ouch! [10:41] Tsuyoshi     Yikes! [10:45] Tsuyoshi     Eek! Run! [10:49] Tsuyoshi     Wow, a dead samurai... [10:51] Rikka     Yes! A super-rare     Powpyopipoppyopyopapyopuian! [10:55] Tsuyoshi     A Powpyopipoppyopyopapyopuian...? [10:58] Rikka     Who would have imagined I'd meet a real     Powpyopipoppyopyopapyopuian here... [11:02] Rikka     What a surprise! [11:07] Rikka     I got excited and said too much! [11:10] Rikka     N-Never mind. It must have been     a fallen samurai alien! [11:20] Rikka     How pretty! [11:24] Rikka     This is the first time I've been     to an amusement park. [11:27] Tsuyoshi     Oh? [11:29] Tsuyoshi     Wait, what?! You've never been to one before? [11:33] Rikka     So um... Thanks for coming along. [11:38] Tsuyoshi     R-Right. I'm just glad I was able to help. [11:42] Tsuyoshi     I mean, I did want to thank you     for being so good to my sister. [11:46] Rikka     I'm the one who should be thankful! [11:47] Rikka     Tsubasa-chan's always so     cool-headed and reliable. [11:50] Rikka     She's always helping me out. [11:54] Tsuyoshi     So that's how she sees me... [11:58] Tsuyoshi     Tsubasa also told me that you're     a hard worker and a great friend. [12:11] Rikka     You have my gratitude. SIGN    Thump SIGN    Thump [12:12] Tsuyoshi     Thump! [12:14] Tsuyoshi     She's so cool when she's being bashful! [12:17] Narrator     He is moved by Colonel Rikka. [12:20] Chiyo     Rikka-chan, I'm so, so sorry! [12:24] Rikka     It's fine. Tsubasa-chan's brother,     Tsuyoshi-kun, hung out with me. [12:29] Chiyo & Sekine     What?! [12:30] Tsuyoshi     Yeah, I had to take care of something,     so I asked Tsuyoshi. [12:35] Chiyo     Were you all right?! [12:37] Chiyo     I don't want any bad actors     approaching my dear, cute Rikka-chan! [12:40] Rikka     There was a fallen samurai who approached us. [12:43] Chiyo     A fallen samurai?! [12:44] Sekine     What's Tsuyoshi-kun like? [12:47] Rikka     He's really nice. But... [12:50] Tsubasa     What?! [12:52] Rikka     Intelligence, kinetic vision,     athletic ability, emergency response... [12:57] Rikka     He fails in all aspects! [13:00] Rikka     He needs to train both his mind and body! [13:04] Narrator     The Colonel's performance     reviews are quite harsh. SIGN    Is fake blood trending? SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell [13:08] Tsuyoshi     Is fake blood trending? [13:13] Rikka     Next weekend is three days long! [13:16] Chiyo     It would be wonderful     if we could go out somewhere. [13:18] Tsubasa     In that case, how about we go     visit my grandpa's vacation home? [13:24] Sekine     Vacation home? [13:25] Chiyo     Are you sure? [13:26] Tsubasa     Yeah. It's in Atami. SIGN    Atami [13:29] Sekine & Chiyo & Rikka     Atami! [13:31] Rikka     Baths! [13:33] Tsubasa     What should I do while     everyone else is bathing? [13:37] Rikka     I've never been to a vacation home before. SIGN    The Next Day [13:39] Chiyo     I can't wait! [13:43] Tsubasa     I'm sorry. SIGN    Atami [13:44] Tsubasa     The vacation home's a no-go. [13:47] Tsubasa     Grandpa told me he actually sold it. [13:51] Tsubasa     He'd had it listed for a while,     so I didn't expect it to sell now. [13:57] Chiyo     Please don't feel bad. [14:00] Narrator     A detailed itinerary. [14:02] Rikka     I'm glad he was able to sell it. [14:04] Narrator     A bath towel. [14:07] Narrator     An over-stuffed backpack. [14:08] Tsubasa     I'm really sorry. [14:10] Sekine     Instead of a vacation home,     how about a company retreat? [14:13] Sekine     I know a place we can use.     It costs 1,500 yen per person, though. [14:18] Chiyo     I can pay that! [14:19] Rikka     I can pay 1,000 times that! [14:22] Sekine     Not with those bills, you're not. [14:25] Tsubasa     Thank you! [14:27] Tsubasa     I'm so glad. I didn't     want to disappoint everyone. [14:33] Sekine & Tsubasa & Chiyo & Rikka     Here we are at Atami! SIGN    Atami Station [14:37] Mr. Brian     Amazing! [14:39] Mr. Brian     I'm finally at one of my dream destinations: [14:42] Mr. Brian     Atami, the Monaco of the East! [14:45] Tsubasa     We needed an adult to chaperone us. [14:49] Sekine     Thank you for your help. [14:50] Mr. Brian     No problem. [14:52] Mr. Brian     My wife loves hanging out     with my wonderful students. [14:57] Sekine     Hmm? Where is your wife? [14:59] Mr. Brian     She wakes up very early, so she went ahead     and started sightseeing already. [15:04] Mr. Brian     We'll meet up with her at the hotel. [15:07] Mr. Brian     Let's go! [15:11] Sekine     This is the retreat. [15:14] Sekine     It belongs to the Organization. [15:16] Narrator     They don't skimp on the benefits. [15:19] Sekine     Hello. Reservation for Sekine, please. SIGN    That's a boy. SIGN    I can tell, even with that hairstyle. [15:32] Tsubasa     Goodness, do I look that manly?     Oh, dear! Oh, my! [15:37] Tsubasa     I guess it takes a man to know one. [15:42] Sekine     No, she's 100%, bona-fide female! [15:46] ---      [15:47] Chiyo     She’s more girly than any girl! [15:49] ---      [15:50] Rikka     There's no girl cuter than her! [15:52] ---      [15:55] Owner     What seems to be the matter? SIGN    The reservation says four women. [16:01] Owner     Do you have your student ID? [16:02] Tsubasa     I didn't bring it. [16:04] Owner     Hmm. [16:05] Sekine     Every worker has the right     to benefits, do they not? [16:09] Sekine     I've been living under this     organization for 14 years! [16:12] Sekine     I deserve a hot spring spa visit or two! [16:15] Chiyo     S-Sekine-san? [16:17] Sekine     R-Right! Where's Mr. Brian? [16:21] Mr. Brian     Fantastic! SIGN    Kokeshi Dolls [16:23] Narrator     Traditional dolls over students. [16:23] Mr. Brian     The craftsmanship! [16:26] Sekine     Are you wearing underwear     you can show today? [16:29] Narrator     Boxers. [16:31] Chiyo     That's going too far. [16:35] Tsubasa     I'm sorry! [16:36] Tsubasa     I'm actually... [16:38] Tsubasa     the twin brother Tsuyoshi, not Tsubasa! [16:47] Tsuyoshi     I'm really sorry. [16:49] Rikka     So it's you, Tsuyoshi-kun. [16:51] Sekine     Um, Tsuyoshi-san.     Where is the real Tsubasa now? [16:55] Tsuyoshi     Just call me Tsuyoshi. [16:57] Tsuyoshi     My sister is, uh... At an idol concert. [17:01] Chiyo     What? She likes idols? I didn't know that. [17:05] Sekine     Did she suddenly get tickets? [17:08] Rikka     She didn't have to make you     fill in for her like this. [17:11] Tsuyoshi     I-I know. She's terrible.     This must be so awkward for you. [17:16] Rikka     Not at all! [17:18] Chiyo     It must be something very important     for Tsubasa to have canceled so suddenly. [17:22] Sekine     You said it. [17:23] Tsuyoshi     What? Nobody's mad? [17:26] Sekine     Oh, well. I guess we should go home. [17:28] Tsubasa     No, you three can stay without me. [17:31] Sekine     That's not going to work. [17:33] Chiyo     Yes, we would miss Tsubasa-san. [17:37] Rikka     That's right. It's the four of us     being together that matters! [17:40] Tsuyoshi     Guys... [17:42] Sekine     All right... Let's do some Atami     sight-seeing before we leave! [17:46] Chiyo     Right! [17:49] Tsuyoshi     I'll take my leave, then... [17:52] Rikka     Come on, Tsuyoshi-kun! Join us! [17:55] Tsuyoshi     Huh?! [17:56] Rikka     Young man, you were kind to me back then. [18:00] (Flashback) Tsuyoshi     Would it be all right     if I went with you, instead? [18:05] Rikka     I do not forget my debts. [18:08] Narrator     The Grateful Colonel. [18:24] Tsuyoshi     Really? This is totally cuter. [18:27] Tsuyoshi     See? [18:29] Tsuyoshi     Yikes! I behaved like I usually do! [18:34] Sekine     I guess I'll go with this one, then. [18:37] Tsuyoshi     I guess Sekine is all right with it.     She doesn't seem to care. [18:43] Sekine     So over-familiar. [18:44] Tsuyoshi     Check this out, Chiyo-san. [18:46] Chiyo     My, how cute! [18:48] Tsuyoshi     Chiyo-san said she doesn't like boys,     but she's acting normally around me. [18:54] Tsuyoshi     I'm glad. [18:55] Chiyo     He's too close! [18:57] Chiyo     But I must endure!     For peace and friendship... SIGN    Sessho-kai [19:02] Chiyo     Sessho-kai! [19:04] Narrator     Sessho-kai: a Buddhist commandment [19:06] Narrator     that prohibits killing living things,     especially humans. [19:10] Sekine     Chiyo-san, are you all right?     Should I ask him to take a step back? [19:14] Chiyo     It's fine. Everything is totally sessho-kai. [19:18] Chiyo     Because he's Tsubasa-san's     dear family member! [19:25] Sekine     You're nothing like how     Tsubasa described you. [19:30] Tsuyoshi     Huh? What did Tsubasa say about me? [19:33] Rikka     That you're small-minded     and will never be popular with girls. [19:36] Tsuyoshi     Huh? [19:37] Tsuyoshi     She badmouthed me to them? SIGN    Blah SIGN    Blah SIGN    Blah SIGN    Blah SIGN    Blah SIGN    Blah SIGN    Blah [19:42] Tsuyoshi     Well, she's the one who sends me to buy her     ice cream in the middle of the night, [19:46] Tsuyoshi     hogs the bathroom all morning,     eats the tip off every asparagus stalk, [19:51] Tsuyoshi     and doesn't have a humane bone in her body. [19:53] Chiyo     Please don't speak badly of Tsubasa-san! [19:59] Chiyo     She trained hard to become a ninja, [20:02] Chiyo     gave me a Maskuma mug as a birthday present, [20:07] Chiyo     and is otherwise full     of genuine, girly kindness! [20:11] Tsuyoshi     Girly... [20:13] Sekine     Oh, yeah. [20:16] Sekine     She's so good at making takoyaki.     Each one came out perfectly round. [20:20] Sekine     And uh, um... She's got     this real femininity to her. [20:26] Tsuyoshi     Femininity... [20:27] Rikka     Yeah, at Tanabata, she let me have her wish. [20:32] Rikka     That was cute. [20:34] Tsuyoshi     Cute... [20:36] Chiyo     We all love Tsubasa-san. [20:40] Tsuyoshi     I'm glad... I really am glad, but... [20:43] Narrator     Heavy damage. [20:45] Mr. Brian     Everyone! I was waiting for you! [20:49] Chiyo     Mr. Brian! [20:51] Mr. Brian     The hotel clerk explained to me     what happened. Poor you! SIGN    Traditional Kokeshi Dolls [20:56] Mr. Brian     Here. A souvenir. [20:58] Sekine     Thank you! [21:00] Chiyo     What about your family? [21:02] Mr. Brian     No problem. My wife will stay     at the hotel alone. [21:07] Mr. Brian     I'm a teacher, so it is my     responsibility to take you home. [21:13] Mr. Brian     Back to Tokyo! [21:16] Narrator     Back to being a responsible teacher! [21:19] Rikka     I wonder which one Tsubasa-chan would like? [21:23] Chiyo     Maybe this one? [21:24] Sekine     Could be this one. [21:25] Rikka     What about this one? [21:26] Chiyo     That's the one. [21:28] Sekine     Yes. [21:30] Tsuyoshi     I'm right here, though. [21:34] Tsuyoshi     Is it all right for me to stay like this? SIGN    Next Episode Preview SIGN    Day Duty:      Sekine [23:09] Chiyo     Here's a tongue-twister. Ready? [23:12] Chiyo     Masked Maskuma must muster     a maximum-mass musketeer. [23:14] Rikka     That's impressive, Chiyo-san! [23:16] Sekine     Please repeat it. [23:17] Chiyo     Masked Maskuma must muster     a maximum-mass musketeer, [23:19] Chiyo     masked Maskuma must muster a maximum-mass     musketeer masked Maskuma must muster... SIGN    #11: Goodbye, Colonel [23:22] Tsubasa     Next episode is the last one. E11 - Goodbye, Colonel Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:07] Chiyo     How long can you stay on Earth, Rikka-chan? [00:11] Rikka     Huh? SIGN    Class 2-B     Air Band SIGN    The SIGN    Lit SIGN    tle SIGN    Lies SIGN    We SIGN    All SIGN    Tell SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    Rikka SIGN    Colonel SIGN    Chiyo-san SIGN    Chiyo-san SIGN    Ninja SIGN    Sekine SIGN    Psychic SIGN    Tsubasa SIGN    Tsuyoshi SIGN    Boy SIGN    Note:      Is Sekine SIGN    Maskuma Mask SIGN    Class 2-B     Air Band SIGN    Poeh SIGN    #11: Goodbye, Colonel SIGN    #11: Goodbye, Colonel SIGN    #11: Goodbye, Colonel SIGN    #11: Goodbye, Colonel SIGN    #11: Goodbye, Colonel SIGN    #11: Goodbye, Colonel SIGN    #11: Goodbye, Colonel SIGN    #11: Goodbye, Colonel SIGN    #11: Goodbye, Colonel SIGN    #11: Goodbye, Colonel SIGN    #11: Goodbye, Colonel SIGN    #11: Goodbye, Colonel SIGN    Start [01:52] Rikka     What was that? [01:54] Rikka     Is an allied spaceship nearby?! SIGN    Bad Terrible SIGN    Not there There [02:10] Rikka     I can't tell. [02:13] Rikka     This is Colonel Papipoporo Durrikka, [02:15] Rikka     109th Battalion of the Galactic     Revolution Alliance Army! [02:19] Rikka     I'm on the third planet     of this solar system. [02:22] Rikka     Please respond! [02:28] Rikka     Damn it. I guess I have no other choice [02:30] Rikka     but to shut off all non-essential devices     and divert all power to communications! [02:33] Rikka     But to do that, I must disable     everyone's brainwashing! [02:40] Sekine     Our final exam's coming up. [02:43] Tsubasa     Yeah. I'm sure you'll ace it easily, though. [02:47] Sekine     I doubt you'll have much     trouble either, Tsubasa. [02:50] Chiyo     I haven't been getting much sleep. [02:52] Sekine     Oh, good. [02:53] Tsubasa     Chiyo-san's studying hard for the exam. SIGN    Maskuma [02:56] Chiyo     You see, I've been getting into embroidery! [02:59] Sekine     Please study, Chiyo-san! [03:01] Tsubasa     We're not kidding about     how much trouble you're in! [03:03] Rikka     You'll be fine, Chiyo-san! [03:05] Rikka     I'm on your side! [03:06] Chiyo     Thank you, Rikka-chan! [03:08] Sekine     How does that make anything "fine"?! [03:12] Sekine     I guess we should just all do     a group study session together. [03:15] Tsubasa     Yes, you're right. [03:17] Tsubasa     Let's do this, Chiyo-san. [03:19] Tsubasa     Let's work hard so we can keep     going to school together! [03:21] Chiyo     Understood! [03:22] Narrator     Her responses, at least, are enthusiastic. [03:24] Rikka     Right! We're definitely going     to pass this exam! SIGN    Pass Exam [03:27] Tsubasa & Rikka & Sekine & Chiyo     Here we go! [03:32] Tsubasa     Next, let's do the sevens! [03:33] Chiyo     Right! SIGN    She does have spirit [03:34] Chiyo     Seven times one is seven,     seven times two is fourteen, [03:36] Chiyo     seven times three is... Um... [03:39] Rikka     Go, go, Chiyo-san! SIGN    The 7s are a bit tricky,      for sure... SIGN    The 7s are a bit tricky,      for sure... [03:43] Sekine     It feels like all is lost... [03:45] Chiyo     Seven times three is twenty-one... Was it? [03:50] Tsubasa     That's right! Keep it up! [03:54] Chiyo     Are you all right? [03:56] Tsubasa     Y-Yeah... [03:57] Sekine     Maybe we should give up already... SIGN    We're putting our own      grades at risk... [04:00] Tsubasa     No, I'll never give up. [04:03] Tsubasa     I want to do everything I can     in the limited time I have left. [04:09] Tsubasa     Come on, one more time! [04:11] Chiyo     Yes! [04:11] Chiyo     Seven times one is seven, seven times two     is fourteen, seven times three is twenty-one, [04:15] Rikka     seven times four... Seven times... four... [04:17] Rikka     Go, go, Chiyo-san! [04:20] Tsubasa     That's right. I'm running out of time. [04:31] (Flashback) Tsubasa (Sister)     Tsuyoshi, what's wrong with your voice? [04:34] (Flashback) Tsuyoshi     You think so, too? [04:36] (Flashback) Tsubasa (Sister)     If it's a cold, don't give it to me. [04:37] (Flashback) Tsuyoshi     It's not a cold. [04:39] (Flashback) Tsubasa (Sister)     Then what is it? Did you eat too     much spicy food or something? [04:43] (Flashback) Tsuyoshi     No, this is... [04:45] (Flashback) Tsuyoshi     Puberty. [04:48] Tsubasa     Once my voice breaks, I won't be able     to hang out with them anymore. [04:52] Chiyo     Seven times eight is fifty-six,     seven times nine is... sixty... [04:57] Chiyo     three! [04:58] Rikka     Awesome! Awesome! [05:00] Tsubasa     Right! Next, the eights! [05:02] Chiyo     Um... Eight times one is eight, eight times     two is sixteen... Eight times three... [05:04] Rikka     It's wonderful how hard she's     working toward the future. [05:08] Rikka     As a friend, I must do     something to assist her. [05:14] Rikka     Maybe I'll raise her IQ, just a little bit. [05:24] Tsubasa     What's wrong, Chiyo-san? SIGN    Mathematics 2 [05:31] Chiyo     I think I got the gist of it all. [05:33] Tsubasa     What? Just like that?! [05:34] Chiyo     Yes. Once I understand the basics,     the rest is just applications. [05:38] Tsubasa     No, it can't be... Then... [05:42] Tsubasa     What's 99 times 99? [05:44] Chiyo     9,801. [05:45] Narrator     Instant response. [05:47] Chiyo     See, the trick is, [05:48] Chiyo     imagine a 100 by 100 grid, and imagine that     the final row and column are each deleted. [05:53] Chiyo     Then just add one, because that one cell     got deleted twice, and there it is! See? [06:02] Sekine     It seems Chiyo-san will make it after all,     thanks to the Colonel's mental steroids, [06:04] Chiyo     Intelligence! SIGN    Intelligence [06:07] Sekine     Maybe we should stop studying now     and switch to a sleepover. [06:12] Sekine     Let's watch a movie or something. [06:13] Chiyo     My, what a splendid suggestion! [06:16] Rikka     I brought pajamas, just in case! [06:19] Tsubasa     Wait, I dunno about sleeping over... [06:23] Tsubasa     Why are you looking at me like that?! [06:24] Rikka     I guess that's settled. [06:26] Tsubasa     When was it settled?! [06:28] Chiyo     Let's go and buy some snacks! [06:30] Tsubasa     Don't ignore me! [06:30] Sekine     Sounds good. Let's do that. [06:33] Sekine     The pharmacy has cheaper drinks,     so let's split up. [06:36] Chiyo & Tsubasa & Rikka     Okay! SIGN    Full of Lies SIGN    Chocolate All Over [06:39] Tsubasa     Sekine wants chocolate. [06:41] Tsubasa     Rikka said gummies, I think... [06:45] Tsubasa     I should buy cough drops, too. [06:47] Chiyo     Cough drops soothe pains and coughing [06:49] Chiyo     by adding moisture and other     components to your throat. [06:53] Chiyo     I don't think cough drops would help     with your particular symptoms. [07:00] Chiyo     Never mind! [07:10] Tsubasa     Could it be that Chiyo-san     realized my voice is breaking? [07:18] Tsubasa     Hey, um... [07:25] Tsubasa     Uh, um... [07:28] Chiyo     It's not just you, Tsubasa-san. [07:33] Rikka     Hey, you two! [07:37] Rikka     I bought a whole bunch! [07:39] Rikka     Check this out, Chiyo-san! [07:43] Sekine     You seem a little down. Is something wrong? [07:47] Tsubasa     Well, no, um... [07:58] Chiyo     How long can you stay on Earth, Rikka-chan? [08:02] Rikka     Huh? [08:03] Chiyo     The only way to explain all of the     mysterious events that occurred up until now [08:07] Chiyo     is to assume the presence of a     technology from outside Earth. [08:13] Chiyo     Rikka-chan, you're... [08:16] Chiyo     a space alien, right? [08:19] Chiyo     You need to return to your     home planet for some reason, [08:24] Chiyo     but you don't want to go back. [08:25] Rikka     I don't want to go back? [08:27] Chiyo     But if that's the case... [08:29] Chiyo     How much longer can we stay this way? [08:34] Sekine     What's wrong? [08:37] Sekine     Um... [08:38] Chiyo     Sekine-san, you know everything, don't you? [08:48] Sekine     U-Um... [08:54] Sekine     Wh-What do you mean? Haha... [08:59] Rikka     Chiyo-san. SIGN    Not looking [09:04] Chiyo     H-Huh? [09:07] Chiyo     What were we talking about? [09:11] Rikka     About how we should go back soon. [09:15] Chiyo     Were we? My memory is hazy for some reason. [09:20] Chiyo     How odd. [09:35] Chiyo     Um, is something wrong? [09:39] Tsubasa     Not really. [09:40] Rikka     Nothing's wrong. [09:41] Sekine     What a terrible atmosphere! [09:44] Sekine     It seems like Chiyo-san doesn't remember     what happened after her massive IQ spike, [09:48] Sekine     so I don't think we have to worry     about our covers being blown, but... [09:51] Sekine     Wait, so what's wrong with Tsubasa? [09:54] Rikka     All right. My mind is finally made up. [09:58] Rikka     I can't just sit here worrying forever. [10:00] Rikka     Hey, guys! Let's watch a movie! [10:03] Chiyo     Yes! Let's do that! [10:04] Sekine     In that case, I'll bring out the VCR! [10:07] Chiyo & Rikka & Tsubasa     What's that? SIGN    VCR? [10:08] Narrator     They've never even heard of the term. [10:11] Rikka     What about a Blu-ray, or a DVD? [10:13] Sekine     Like I said, I only have VHS. [10:16] Tsubasa     "VHS"? Is that different from the "VCR"? [10:19] Sekine     I have to start from there? [10:30] Tsubasa     What to do now?     Should I tell everyone the truth? [10:36] (Flashback) Chiyo     It's not just you, Tsubasa-san. [10:38] Tsubasa     I wonder what she meant by that. [10:41] Chiyo     I woke up. [10:44] Chiyo     Are you having trouble sleeping, too? [10:47] Tsubasa     Um, yeah. It's nothing. [10:53] Tsubasa     Hey, Chiyo-san. About what we were     talking about on the way home... [10:57] Chiyo     What is it? [10:59] Tsubasa     Huh? Well, um... [11:03] Chiyo     I remember practicing     multiplication tables with you, [11:06] Chiyo     but I'm having trouble recalling     what happened after that. [11:10] Chiyo     Maybe it's because I suddenly used     my brain a lot, which I rarely do! [11:16] Tsubasa     She's back to her normal self. [11:18] Chiyo     Tsubasa-san, thank you for today!     For helping me study! [11:23] Tsubasa     Oh, I don't think you really needed my help.     It looks like you'll ace the exam easily. [11:28] Chiyo     That's only because you taught me so carefully! [11:32] Chiyo     Seven times one is seven, seven times two     is fourteen, seven times three is... [11:37] Chiyo     twenty-four...? [11:40] Tsubasa     Sekine, wake up!     We have to pull an all-nighter! [11:43] Sekine     But I'm so sleepy... [11:49] Tsubasa     We did the best we could. [11:52] Sekine     Best of luck to you on the exam, Chiyo-san. [11:55] Tsubasa     Because miracles do sometimes happen. [12:00] Chiyo     Please don't worry so much, you two. [12:04] Chiyo     Using my ninja skills, it would be simple     to peek at other people's answers. [12:10] Sekine     I see. So that's why she's so confident. [12:13] Chiyo     That's why I'll pass this exam,     no matter what. [12:16] Chiyo     Without cheating! [12:17] Sekine     Please cheat. [12:18] Chiyo     With my own ability! [12:19] Sekine     You have no ability! [12:20] Chiyo     I'll do my very best! [12:23] Sekine     Please do! [12:24] Sekine     Goodbye, Chiyo-san. [12:28] Chiyo     I passed the exam. [12:29] Sekine & Tsubasa     How?! [12:30] Rikka     Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! SIGN    The Little Lies We All Tell SIGN    Oh, so it was a lie. SIGN    I'm so relieved. [12:34] Sekine     Oh, so it was a lie. [12:36] Tsubasa     I'm so relieved. [12:41] Students     Yay! [12:47] Sekine     Your name was indeed on the list. [12:49] Chiyo     I'm so glad I can attend     school with you again! [12:51] Tsubasa     How did you pull it off? [12:53] Chiyo     Well... [12:55] Chiyo     The teachers allowed me to have     a re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-test, [12:59] Chiyo     and I submitted an essay     detailing how motivated I am! [13:02] Narrator     Generosity and pity. [13:05] Tsubasa     I see. I guess there was no point     in doing the all-nighter. [13:09] Tsubasa     But... [13:10] Sekine     Yes. [13:10] Tsubasa     Rikka's name wasn't... [13:12] Rikka     Guys! [13:13] Rikka     Congrats on passing the exam! [13:19] Tsubasa     Hey, Rikka, did you see     the results for the final exam? [13:22] Tsubasa     Your name was the only one missing. [13:24] Rikka     Yes, I know. [13:30] Rikka     It's time for my graduation ceremony. [13:33] Chiyo     Graduation ceremony? [13:35] Rikka     Speaker: Rikka, representing the graduates. [13:39] Tsubasa     This is no time to play around. [13:41] Tsubasa     I'm sure it must be a mistake of some kind.     We need to talk to the teachers... [13:46] Rikka     Thinking back, a lot of things     happened after I met you. [13:52] Rikka     The fun school festival. [13:54] Rikka     The snack on the way home     that brought everyone down. SIGN    I wish I could go back      to how I was. -Tsubasa SIGN    I want to lose 3 kilos      2 kilos. -Sekine SIGN    I wish my legs      were pretty. -Chiyo [13:56] Rikka     The swimming pool where we made wishes. [13:58] Rikka     The beach where we groveled for forgiveness. [14:00] Rikka     The takoyaki party where my tongue     almost got hideously burned. [14:04] Rikka     The night when we all had the sleepover. [14:06] Rikka     Each memory is a treasure     that will be precious to me forever. [14:11] Rikka     I'll never forget the days I spent with you. [14:15] Chiyo     Rikka-chan, what are you saying     all of a sudden?! [14:18] Tsubasa     Yeah, why are you acting like     you're about to leave forever? [14:35] Female student 1     What's that? [14:36] Female student 2     A UFO? A real one?! [14:38] Female student 3     What's it doing here?! [14:40] Mr. Brian     Wow! Amazing! [14:49] Sekine     The Colonel's brainwashing got deactivated! [14:51] Rikka     I will now erase all of your memories. [14:55] Rikka     I need you to forget about     the UFO, and about me. [14:59] Sekine     Erase our memories? [15:01] Tsubasa     What do you mean? [15:02] Rikka     Chiyo-san, Miss Sekine, Miss Tsubasa. [15:05] Rikka     Thank you for everything you've done. [15:07] Rikka     We will never see each other again,     which must sadden you. But don't cry. [15:12] Rikka     No matter how much time passes, I... [15:14] Rikka     will always pray for your     happiness, my friends! [15:20] Tsubasa     Why did she go into the UFO? [15:22] Chiyo     It's my fault. [15:25] Chiyo     It's my fault that Rikka-chan     is going back to space! [15:28] Sekine     I knew it. You said you lost     your memory, but it was a lie. [15:33] Chiyo     Yes. That night, my mind     suddenly felt sharper, [15:36] Chiyo     and I was able to figure so many things out. [15:38] Chiyo     But I ended up saying     something to push her away! [15:44] Sekine     It's not your fault, Chiyo-san. [15:47] Sekine     Ever since the day she met us, [15:49] Sekine     she was always thinking     about when to return to space. [15:53] Sekine     She has a reason why she needed     to go back, no matter what. [15:57] Tsubasa     I don't really understand,     but this is too sudden. It makes me sad. [16:03] Sekine     Me, too. But Rikka made up her mind. [16:07] Sekine     We have to respect her decision. [16:10] Chiyo     Rikka-chan... [16:11] Tsubasa     Is this really what she wants, though? [16:15] Tsubasa     Rikka was crying. [16:16] Tsubasa     She knows she can't stay here,     but she doesn't want to leave us. [16:21] Tsubasa     Maybe that's what she's thinking. [16:24] Sekine     How would you know that, Tsubasa? [16:26] Tsubasa     I know. Because I'm the same. [16:32] Tsuyoshi     I'm not Tsubasa. I'm actually Tsuyoshi! [16:34] Hanzo     Huh?! [16:36] Tsuyoshi     At first, I was being forced to come here. [16:39] Tsuyoshi     But after I met you,     every day was so much fun. [16:42] Tsuyoshi     Before I knew it, I started     enjoying school life here. [16:47] Tsuyoshi     I always knew I had to tell you the truth     sometime, but I... I just couldn't. [16:53] Tsuyoshi     Sometimes... [16:55] Tsuyoshi     it was like I could barely breathe. [16:58] Tsuyoshi     I'm sorry. I lied to you. [17:06] Sekine     I see. That explains everything. [17:10] Sekine     That said, I can't say     I'm all that surprised. [17:13] Sekine     After all, we're all liars here. [17:16] Chiyo     That's right. I can't fault you for that. [17:19] Tsuyoshi     Wait, what? What lies     have you two been telling? [17:23] Chiyo     That's not important.     We have to talk to Rikka-chan! [17:26] Tsuyoshi     Not important? Really? [17:28] Sekine     You're right. [17:30] Sekine     We need to ask if this is     really what she wants. [17:34] Chiyo     But how can we get up there? [17:38] Hanzo     I heard the whole thing. [17:40] Chiyo     Hanzo? [17:41] Sekine     What part of that was     worth crying over? [17:42] Tsuyoshi     You can't think of anything?! [17:44] Hanzo     Dear sister, I call a truce!     Let's do the thing! [17:58] Chiyo     Ultimate technique: [18:00] Chiyo     Regular jump! [18:02] Sekine     Can't we at least leap from the rooftops?! [18:08] Sekine     Mistress Time! [18:10] Chiyo     Oh, dear. [18:12] Tsuyoshi     What just happened...? [18:14] Sekine     I'll explain another time. [18:16] Tsuyoshi     Really? [18:17] Rikka     This is fine. [18:18] Rikka     Now that I've confirmed that Chiyo-san passed     the exam, I have no further business here. [18:23] Computer     Beep boop, beepbeep boop. [18:25] Rikka     As we planned, I will now travel     outside of this solar system. [18:28] Rikka     Once I get there, I will disable     all systems excluding life support [18:31] Rikka     and send out a distress signal! [18:33] Computer     Boopboop beepboop! [18:34] Rikka     I have no idea if my allies     will be able to pick up that signal, [18:37] Rikka     but I have no choice but to try. [18:39] Rikka     Let's go! [18:40] Computer     Beeboop! [18:43] Rikka     It's all right. I'll always have the memories. [19:00] Rikka     Guys... [19:11] Chiyo     We're here because we need     to tell you something. [19:14] Chiyo     I want to graduate with you, Rikka-chan! [19:18] Chiyo     Please allow me this one wish! [19:20] Rikka     Chiyo-san... [19:21] Sekine     I don't want to leave you, either. [19:24] Sekine     I know you have your reasons,     but could you please reconsider? [19:28] Rikka     Miss Sekine... [19:31] Tsuyoshi     You can't just say goodbye     with no warning like that. [19:34] Tsuyoshi     It's true that we were all lying, but... [19:36] Tsuyoshi     our friendship is for real, isn't it?! [19:39] Sekine     We said what we came here to say. [19:42] Sekine     What's important is what you want, Rikka. [19:45] Rikka     What Rikka wants is... [19:49] Rikka     To graduate with you, too! [19:53] Tsuyoshi     Then let's do that.     Let's make even more fun memories. [19:58] Rikka     Yeah. [20:00] Tsuyoshi     I'm glad. Aren't you, Sekine? [20:02] Sekine     Of course I'm glad. [20:04] Computer     Bebebeep. Boop boboop. [20:06] Computer     Bebebeep. Boop boboop. SIGN    Resolution of problem detected. This vessel will now leave this planet. All systems other than baseline life support will be diverted to communications. This is pretty dangerous, so good luck. [20:08] Computer     Bebebeep. Boop boboop. [20:13] Computer     Bebebeep. Boop boboop. [20:14] Rikka     Trouble! [20:16] Tsuyoshi     Wh-What?! [20:21] Rikka     I've lost control?! [20:22] Rikka     I have no choice! SIGN    Big, bad button SIGN    Do not push! [20:29] Rikka     I've prepared for this! [20:31] Rikka     Look! An outfit for cryosleep! [20:33] Tsuyoshi & Sekine     You want to do that now?! [20:35] Chiyo     Sounds like a nice nap. [20:37] Computer     Bobobobeep bebeepboop! SIGN    Translation for Earthlings SIGN    Activating Escape Mechanism [20:41] Rikka     The UFO! [20:42] Chiyo     We're so high up! [20:44] Tsuyoshi     Isn't there more to this escape mechanism?! [20:46] Sekine     We'll figure something out. [20:48] Tsuyoshi     No way! [20:51] Tsuyoshi     Besides, even if I survive this, I can't... [20:55] Sekine     Well, true. [20:56] Chiyo     No matter what, you'll always be Tsubasa-san! [20:58] Tsuyoshi     Thank you, Chiyo-san, but I'm Tsuyoshi! [21:01] Rikka     I'm sorry, everyone. [21:03] Rikka     There's only one way to put     everything back to the way it was! [21:06] Sekine     Colonel? [21:07] Rikka     Katsu! SIGN    Katsu [22:46] Sekine     Our final exam's coming up. [22:48] Tsubasa     Yeah. I'm sure you'll ace it easily, though. SIGN    Sekine     Ayane Sakura SIGN    Sekine     Ayane Sakura SIGN    Tsubasa (Tsuyoshi)     Megumi Han SIGN    Tsubasa (Tsuyoshi)     Megumi Han [22:52] Sekine     I doubt you'll have much     trouble either, Tsubasa. [22:55] Sekine     Though... Haven't we had     this conversation before? [22:59] Rikka     I feel I'm forgetting something... SIGN    Rikka     Chiemi Tanaka SIGN    Rikka     Chiemi Tanaka [23:02] Chiyo     I haven't been getting much sleep. SIGN    Maskuma Mask [23:04] Chiyo     You see, I've been getting into embroidery! SIGN    Chiyo     Natsumi Murakami SIGN    Chiyo     Natsumi Murakami [23:06] Sekine     Please study, Chiyo-san! [23:08] Tsubasa     We're not kidding about     how much trouble you're in! [23:11] Narrator     By all appearances,     an ordinary morning scene, [23:14] Narrator     played out by four ordinary     middle school girls. [23:19] Narrator     But these four each have their     own special circumstances.