# Season 1
# E1 - The Four Girls’ Secrets
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZQKPM/the-four-girls-secrets)
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**[00:01] Narrator**
This is Kashihara Girls' Academy.
**[00:04] Narrator**
It is a prestigious school, widely regarded
**[00:07] Narrator**
as an old-fashioned school
for raising proper ladies.
**[00:17] Chiyo**
My, how pretty.
**[00:19] Chiyo**
Looks delicious.
**[00:21] Sekine**
Chiyo-san, you're here early today.
**[00:25] Chiyo**
How do you do, Sekine-san?
Did you arrive with Tsubasa-san?
**[00:29] Rikka**
Hey, everyone!
**[00:33] Riika**
Good morning!
**[00:35] Tsubasa**
Good morning.
**[00:36] Chiyo**
How do you do, Rikka-chan?
**[00:41] Narrator**
By all appearances,
an ordinary morning scene,
**[00:44] Narrator**
played out by four ordinary
middle school girls.
**[00:49] Narrator**
But these four each have their
own special circumstances.
***SIGN*** Class 2-B
Air Band
***SIGN*** The
***SIGN*** Lit
***SIGN*** tle
***SIGN*** Lies
***SIGN*** We
***SIGN*** All
***SIGN*** Tell
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
***SIGN*** Rikka
***SIGN*** Colonel
***SIGN*** Chiyo-san
***SIGN*** Ninja
***SIGN*** Sekine
***SIGN*** Psychic
***SIGN*** Tsubasa
***SIGN*** Tsuyoshi
***SIGN*** Boy
***SIGN*** Note:
Is Sekine
***SIGN*** Maskuma Mask
***SIGN*** Class 2-B
Air Band
***SIGN*** Poeh
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**[02:29] Rikka**
Wow, Chiyo-san's lunch looks delicious!
**[02:33] Chiyo**
I made it all myself.
**[02:36] Rikka**
Cool!
**[02:38] Tsubasa**
Sekine, you're just having natto and rice?
**[02:41] Sekine**
Natto is good for you.
**[02:43] Tsubasa**
Yeah, that's true, but...
**[02:45] Chiyo**
Would you like to try my rolled omelet?
**[02:49] Rikka**
Really? Yay!
**[02:54] Narrator**
They say "Show me a liar,
and I will show you a thief," but...
**[02:58] Narrator**
All of the people pictured here are liars.
**[03:03] Rikka**
*They must never find out...*
**[03:07] Rikka**
*that I am Colonel Papipoporo Durrikka,*
**[03:09] Rikka**
* 109th Battalion of the Galactic*
* Revolution Alliance Army!*
***SIGN*** Loli Alien
Rikka
**[03:15] Narrator**
Loli Alien, Rikka!
**[03:23] Rikka**
* During combat against the Space Empire,*
* my spacecraft was damaged,*
**[03:26] Rikka**
*and I crash-landed on this planet.*
**[03:29] Rikka**
* Fortunately, I was able to*
* use my Emergency Device*
**[03:32] Rikka**
* to manipulate the memories of the locals*
* and infiltrate this school, but...*
**[03:38] Rikka**
Groovy! This is the bee's knees!
**[03:42] Sekina**
What does that even mean?
**[03:44] Rikka**
*Did I make a mistake? Was that an error?!*
***SIGN*** BWAH
**[03:48] Rikka**
* I'm trying to play the role*
* of an innocent and naïve girl.*
**[03:50] Rikka**
*Where did I go wrong?*
**[03:52] Narrator**
She simply targeted the wrong era.
**[03:55] Chiyo**
Friend, friend.
**[03:56] Rikka**
*Through memory manipulation,*
**[03:56] Tsubasa**
Rikka is friend.
**[03:57] Rikka**
* they believe I am their*
* "innocent and naïve" friend.*
**[03:58] Sekine**
Innocent and naïve, naïve.
***SIGN*** Om nom nom nom nom
**[04:01] Rikka**
*But what exactly* is*
"innocent and naïve"...?*
**[04:05] Rikka**
*What if they begin to suspect me?*
**[04:07] Rikka**
* Honestly, I'm so stressed,*
* I can't even taste anything.*
***SIGN*** So Delicious
**[04:07] Rikka**
It's so delicious!
**[04:09] Rikka**
* But there's nothing more I can do*
* besides wait for my comrades to rescue me!*
**[04:14] Chiyo**
* Oh, I'm so fortunate to be blessed*
* with so many cute girls as friends!*
**[04:21] Chiyo**
*I'm so glad I quit being a ninja.*
***SIGN*** Maidenly Ninja
Chiyo
***SIGN*** Hmph...
**[04:24] Narrator**
Maidenly Ninja, Chiyo.
**[04:29] Chiyo**
* Several months ago,*
* I infiltrated this school*
**[04:33] Chiyo**
*as part of my first assassination mission.*
**[04:36] Chiyo**
*My target was the headmaster.*
**[04:39] Chiyo**
* But I chose to abandon the mission*
* and live here as a normal girl.*
**[05:04] Chiyo**
* Ever since, my village has been*
* sending assassins to terminate me,*
**[05:09] Chiyo**
*but I can't let go of this happiness!*
**[05:12] Rikka**
Chiyo-san, did you hurt your hand?
**[05:14] Chiyo**
Y-Yes. My dog bit me.
**[05:17] Tsubasa**
Oh, you have a dog?
**[05:20] Tsubasa**
Like a Labrador or something?
I can picture it already.
**[05:22] Chiyo**
L-Lab?
**[05:24] Tsubasa**
Well, maybe a well-to-do lady like you
doesn't care about breeds and such.
**[05:27] Tsubasa**
Your butler probably
took care of everything.
**[05:29] Chiyo**
N-No, that's not how I am.
**[05:32] Chiyo**
* I've tried to reveal as little*
* of my personal life as possible,*
**[05:35] Chiyo**
* but somehow that's ended up being*
* interpreted as me being a high-class lady.*
**[05:38] Chiyo**
*I feel a little bad.*
**[05:43] Sekine**
* An alien and a ninja?!*
* You've gotta be kidding me!*
**[05:43] Sekine**
Wh-What?!
***SIGN*** Wh-What?!
***SIGN*** D-Class
Psychic
Sekine
**[05:46] Narrator**
D-Class Psychic, Sekine.
**[05:49] Sekine**
*I'm just a normal middle school student.*
**[05:51] Sekine**
*I have a lame psychic ability*
**[05:53] Sekine**
* that occasionally makes other*
* peoples' thoughts flow into me.*
**[05:57] Sekine**
* Aren't I supposed to be*
* brainwashed by alien technology?*
**[06:01] Sekine**
* How is it that I'm able to realize*
* I'm being brainwashed?*
**[06:04] Sekine**
* Maybe it's because we psychics*
* have abnormally structured brains?*
***SIGN*** I have no cure for that.
**[06:07] Sekine**
* That does cause some drugs*
* to not work on me, and things like that.*
***SIGN*** So you're saying I should just die?
**[06:10] Sekine**
* On top of that, we psychics have*
* an ID code engraved in our arms,*
**[06:12] Sekine**
* and a GPS tracker*
* embedded in our bones.*
**[06:14] Sekine**
* The Organization has us under constant*
* surveillance. It's the only way I can live.*
**[06:18] Sekine**
*Honestly, it doesn't bother me, though.*
**[06:25] Tsubasa**
*Why do I gotta go to an all-girls school?*
***SIGN*** Boy in Girl's Clothes
Tsubasa (Tsuyoshi)
**[06:29] Narrator**
Boy in Girl's Clothes, Tsubasa—
real name, Tsuyoshi.
**[06:34] Tsubasa**
*It all started when...*
**[06:37] (Flashback) Tsubasa (Sister)**
Tsuyoshi! Did you get accepted
into Chikuin Boys' Academy?
**[06:41] (Flashback) Tsuyoshi**
Yeah.
**[06:42] (Flashback) Tsubasa (Sister)**
You're going to attend an
all-girls school in my place.
**[06:45] (Flashback) Tsuyoshi**
What are you talking about?
**[06:47] (Flashback) Tsubasa**
It looks like Takahashi-kun from Jennie's
will be going to Chikuin this year.
**[06:52] (Flashback) Tsuyoshi**
B-But...
***SIGN*** Do as I say, or you're dead.
**[06:52] (Flashback) Tsubasa (Sister)**
It'll be fine. We're identical twins.
**[06:57] Tsubasa**
* When my sister gets like that,*
* there's no reasoning with her.*
**[07:00] Tsubasa**
*That said, I did have some hope*
***SIGN*** Panty
Flash
**[07:02] Female student**
Oh, you're so naughty.
**[07:02] Tsubasa**
* that by infiltrating an all-girls school,*
* I might end up having a few sexy accidents.*
**[07:08] Lady**
Hello, boy.
**[07:09] Tsubasa**
* But now that I think about it,*
* I prefer sexy women older than me.*
***SIGN*** No sex appeal
***SIGN*** Too prim
***SIGN*** Too immature
**[07:18] Tsubasa**
*Oh well, who cares as long as it's fun?*
**[07:22] Sekine**
* I wonder why I can't read*
* Tsubasa's mind at all.*
**[07:25] Narrator**
Sekine's ability only works on
individuals of the same gender.
***SIGN*** Doesn't understand the specifics
of her own powers
**[07:30] Tsubasa**
Hey, Rikka, can I touch your stuffed animal?
**[07:35] Rikka**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Gulp
**[07:36] Tsubasa**
You're always holding it, so I was
thinking it must feel really nice.
**[07:40] Tsubasa**
I wanted to give it a try, if that's okay.
**[07:45] Rikka**
I'm sorry. This was a precious gift
from my grandfather.
**[07:49] Tsubasa**
I see. Like a birthday present?
**[07:52] Rikka**
Well, it was a precious day for me—
**[07:56] Rikka**
or rather, every citizen...
**[08:02] Rikka**
A gift for our National Foundation Day!
***SIGN*** Yikes.
**[08:05] Sekine**
*Oh no, Colonel, you got it wrong again!*
**[08:07] Sekine**
* Earthlings don't generally give gifts*
* to celebrate the foundation of a nation!*
**[08:12] Tsubasa**
Erm, I see. I guess
that's how your family is.
**[08:16] Sekine**
*Oh, what a diplomatic response.*
**[08:19] Rikka**
That's right! The National Foundation Day
is a celebration of our national identity
**[08:22] Sekine**
*Colonel!*
**[08:24] Rikka**
and confirmation of our
rejection of imperialist ideals
**[08:24] Tsubasa**
Oh, I need to go to the
restroom all of a sudden.
**[08:25] Rikka**
intended to give a heartfelt thanks
to our ability to self-govern
***SIGN*** Logging Out
**[08:27] Rikka**
and confirm our commitment
to maintaining our freedoms.
**[08:29] Sekine**
*Tsubasa bailed.*
**[08:29] Rikka**
If you think about it, the concept
of national sovereignty is...
**[08:30] Rikka**
You found out that I'm very
close to my grandfather.
**[08:34] Sekine**
*Oh, so that part is for real.*
**[08:36] Rikka**
* Yes, my duty is to defend the ideals*
* of the Revolutionary Army*
**[08:40] Rikka**
*that my grandfather started!*
**[08:41] Rikka**
* As a colonel and ace pilot, I must return*
* to outer space as soon as possible!*
**[08:46] Sekine**
*You're an ace pilot?!*
**[08:48] Rikka**
* I should just undo the memory alteration*
* and come out proudly as an alien!*
**[08:52] Rikka**
* Then I can use the extra energy*
* to send out a distress signal!*
**[08:56] Rikka**
*Goodbye, everyone.*
**[08:58] Rikka**
* Though our relationship was brief,*
* I am proud to have met you!*
**[09:01] Rikka**
*Farewell, my Earthling friends!*
**[09:03] Rikka**
*Goodbye, zaijian, sawasdi, adios,*
**[09:05] Rikka**
*auf wiedersehen, au revoir!*
***SIGN*** The End
**[09:16] Sekine**
*No, we barely just started!*
**[09:19] Sekine**
*Don't try to end it all of a sudden!*
**[09:24] Rikka**
Chiyo-san, Sekine-chan.
There's something important I must tell you.
**[09:28] Chiyo**
What is it?
**[09:30] Sekine**
Wh-What's up?
**[09:32] Sekine**
*What should I do? Should I stop her?*
**[09:34] Rikka**
There's a secret I've been keeping from you.
**[09:38] Rikka**
I'm scared you might come
to dislike me if I reveal it.
**[09:41] Chiyo**
Dislike you? Impossible!
**[09:43] Chiyo**
Rikka-chan, I love you,
no matter what happens!
***SIGN*** Sparkle
Sparkle
**[09:47] Rikka**
Chiyo-san!
**[09:49] Sekine**
*Ugh! I can't bring myself to step in!*
**[09:52] Rikka**
In that case, I'll go ahead.
**[09:56] Rikka**
Actually, I am...
**[09:58] Chiyo**
My apologies. I have to visit the restroom.
**[10:02] Sekine**
*She totally caught a shuriken just now.*
**[10:05] Tsubasa**
Coming up with stuff to talk about is hard.
**[10:09] Tsubasa**
I wonder what girls like to talk about?
**[10:12] Tsubasa**
Oh, well. I should head back.
**[10:20] Chiyo**
Fighting off assassins every day isn't easy.
***SIGN*** Enemy blood
**[10:30] Rikka**
Oh, you're both here?
**[10:33] Chiyo**
Oh, um, it's, uh...
**[10:36] Chiyo**
that time of the month!
**[10:38] Tsubasa**
Time of the month?
**[10:41] Tsubasa**
Oh, ah, right. It's rough, huh?
***SIGN*** I know, right?
**[10:45] Rikka**
*A month? The length of one lunar orbit?*
**[10:47] Rikka**
*How is this planet's satellite related?*
**[10:50] Rikka**
Yes! Me, too!
***SIGN*** I totally get it!
**[10:52] Tsubasa**
I get blood-soaked from head to toe, too!
**[10:55] Sekine**
*That's totally not how that works...*
**[10:55] Rikka**
I know, right?
**[10:57] Sekine**
* Seriously, though, what's*
* the matter with this school?!*
**[11:03] Narrator**
So thought Sekine, as she put
her own issues away on a shelf.
***SIGN*** Shelf
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
**[11:10] Sekine**
Shelf!
**[11:14] Chiyo**
How droll!
**[11:16] Chiyo**
Is that true?
**[11:18] Tsubasa**
Totally. Then Sekine was like...
**[11:21] Sekine**
Come on, stop telling that story.
**[11:24] Tsubasa**
What? But I want to.
**[11:25] Rikka**
*Oh, no.*
**[11:30] Rikka**
*I'm about to pass gas.*
**[11:33] Rikka**
* Why is this happening to me*
* all of a sudden?*
**[11:36] Tsubasa**
Rikka, is something the matter?
**[11:39] Rikka**
No. All clear, move on!
**[11:41] Tsubasa**
Huh?
**[11:41] Rikka**
*No! I can't reveal my military upbringing!*
**[11:44] Rikka**
*They believe I'm an innocent child!*
**[11:49] Tsubasa**
Are you sweating?
**[11:50] Rikka**
N-Not at all.
**[11:52] Rikka**
Maybe these are teardrops from the stars.
**[11:56] Tsubasa**
* I worry about her ability*
* to make it in society.*
**[11:59] Narrator**
In a way, Colonel Rikka is totally
successful in her role-playing.
**[12:03] Chiyo**
But it's true that you don't look well.
**[12:05] Rikka**
Really? I feel A-OK!
**[12:10] Rikka**
*I can't allow them to worry about me!*
**[12:14] Sekine**
Is your ribbon getting wet, too?
**[12:17] Rikka**
*Ribbon?*
**[12:18] Rikka**
*Does she mean my tentacles?!*
**[12:20] Rikka**
*Is my mimesis wearing off?!*
**[12:23] Sekine**
*Those are tentacles?*
**[12:25] Sekine**
*It's dripping with strange fluids!*
**[12:27] Chiyo**
I'm glad you're feeling well.
**[12:29] Chiyo**
Oh, by the way,
**[12:31] Chiyo**
I made cookies for everyone.
Enjoy, Rikka-chan.
**[12:35] Rikka**
Th-Thanks...
**[12:38] Tsubasa**
Chiyo-san, you seem cheerful lately.
**[12:41] Chiyo**
Oh, can you tell?
**[12:44] Chiyo**
Until recently, I had to dedicate
all my time to my studies, but...
**[12:49] Chiyo**
Lately, I've been able to
get into baking and sculpture.
**[12:53] Chiyo**
It's so fulfilling!
**[12:56] Tsubasa**
I see.
***SIGN*** Sculpture...?
**[12:57] Tsubasa**
*So a well-off lady has elegant hobbies, too.*
**[13:00] Chiyo**
I truly feel they're worth pursuing.
**[13:04] Narrator**
She has vowed to sculpt a Buddha
for every life her clan has taken.
**[13:08] Sekine**
*That's super heavy, Maidenly Ninja...*
**[13:11] Rikka**
Hey, everyone...
**[13:14] Rikka**
Have you ever passed gas
in front of others?
**[13:18] Sekine**
*She decided to just come out with it.*
**[13:20] Tsubasa**
Oh, yeah, for sure. Totally.
**[13:22] Chiyo**
I'm ashamed to admit it, but I have as, well.
**[13:25] Rikka**
I see. That's a relief.
**[13:27] Rikka**
So it wouldn't be an issue
for me to release it here...
**[13:31] Rikka**
*My chlorine gas.*
***SIGN*** Highly Toxic
**[13:33] Sekine**
*Highly toxic gas! Do not mix!*
**[13:36] Sekine**
Farting in front of humans
is definitely out of the question!
**[13:38] Tsubasa**
Come on, it's just a natural bodily
function. It's not going to kill you.
**[13:43] Sekine**
I'm saying this to protect you!
**[13:46] Tsubasa**
Rikka's lacking in common sense,
but that can't be fixed overnight.
**[13:49] Tsubasa**
What's a little gas, compared to
the weird stuff she always says?
**[13:52] Rikka**
*What? That's how people see me?!*
**[13:56] Rikka**
* I'm trying so hard to blend in*
* with this planet's culture!*
**[14:01] Sekine**
Then do it somewhere alone!
**[14:04] Sekine**
Preferably in an isolated room,
sealed off by duct tape!
***SIGN*** Poof
**[14:07] Rikka**
I'll go to the restroom for now!
**[14:11] Sekine**
*The other students are in danger!*
**[14:35] Rikka**
Oopsies!
**[14:36] Narrator**
Fun fact: if you hold in a fart,
**[14:39] Narrator**
the gasses are released from your mouth
and nose, mixed in with your breath.
**[14:42] Sekine**
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
**[14:45] Narrator**
This fact scored five "Whoa"s.
**[14:53] Sekine**
* Oh, Colonel Rikka left her*
* stuffed toy behind.*
***SIGN*** Don't spill
**[14:56] Sekine**
*This is what she brainwashes people with...*
**[14:59] Chiyo**
Oh, Sekine-san.
**[15:01] Tsubasa**
You haven't gone home yet?
**[15:03] Sekine**
I was writing up the class journal.
***SIGN*** Don't spill
**[15:13] Rikka**
I forgot something!
**[15:15] Rikka**
Here it is.
***SIGN*** Translation for Earthlings:
Enemy presence detected within three meters
**[15:17] Alien Voice**
Pipipo pururu popibuppo
pappiriripuri puripurippo.
***SIGN*** About three meters
**[15:36] Rikka**
Put your hands behind your head,
and line up in front of me.
**[15:41] Chiyo**
Like this?
**[15:42] Tsubasa**
What are you talking about?
**[15:44] Rikka**
I'm sorry, but this isn't a negotiation.
**[15:47] Rikka**
You have ten seconds to comply
before I liquefy you
**[15:49] Rikka**
with this Pupulum Fluid Discharger.
**[15:54] Sekine**
*She's dead serious!*
**[15:57] Rikka**
Ten. Nine. Eight. Seven. Six.
**[15:57] Tsubasa**
What is all of this?
**[16:00] Sekine**
Just do it.
**[16:01] Sekine**
Just do it, please!
**[16:04] Narrator**
They're seriously, like,
five seconds away from being shot.
**[16:07] Rikka**
Five, four, three, two, one.
**[16:11] Chiyo**
What kind of game is this?
**[16:13] Sekine**
*It's my fault!*
**[16:15] Sekine**
* It has to be because I spilled*
* water on the Device.*
**[16:18] Sekine**
*Should I just tell her the truth?*
**[16:23] Sekine**
*What if she doesn't forgive me?!*
**[16:27] Sekine**
*If I'm going to die anyway...*
**[16:29] Sekine**
Excuse me!
**[16:29] Sekine**
There's something I've been dying to ask!
**[16:32] Rikka**
Wh-What is it?
**[16:34] Sekine**
Rikka...
**[16:39] Sekine**
Do you poop from your tentacles, too?
**[16:44] Sekine**
* Yikes. I let my imagination*
* run wild with pessimism.*
**[16:50] Rikka**
Accursed spy. How dare you
infiltrate my friend network?
**[16:54] Rikka**
I'll find you immediately.
**[16:57] Rikka**
To do that...
***SIGN*** I asked three Earthlings
**[17:01] Rikka**
Earth Quiz, Question 1!
**[17:06] Rikka**
Let's start with the basics.
**[17:08] Rikka**
How many years ago was the Earth created?
**[17:11] Rikka**
Any Earthling should easily
be able to answer this.
**[17:14] Tsubasa**
Um, 4.6 billion years ago?
**[17:16] Rikka**
How dense is the Earth compared to
the other planets of the solar system?
**[17:20] Tsubasa**
It's the most dense, right?
**[17:22] Rikka**
What is the prevailing theory
about how the Earth was formed?
**[17:25] Tsubasa**
Protoplanet formation
through chondritic asteroids?
**[17:29] Rikka**
Miss Tsubasa, you are...
**[17:35] Rikka**
undoubtedly an Earthling!
**[17:37] Tsubasa**
An Earthling? I just like astronomy.
**[17:41] Rikka**
Next, Miss Sekine...
**[17:43] Sekine**
Yes! It's 1/298.257222101!
**[17:51] Rikka**
Correct.
**[17:52] Sekine**
*Psychic cheating is the best!*
***SIGN*** That's the ellipticity of the Earth.
**[17:55] Rikka**
The only one left... is Chiyo-san.
**[17:58] Chiyo**
I'll do my best!
**[18:00] Rikka**
* This beautiful, gentle girl couldn't*
* possibly be an Imperial spy...*
**[18:07] (Flashback) Chiyo**
Rikka-chan is so cute.
**[18:10] (Flashback) Chiyo**
Don't worry! You aren't weird!
**[18:14] (Flashback) Rikka**
Chiyo-san!
**[18:17] Rikka**
* I don't want to doubt her!*
* But I can't let my emotions interfere!*
**[18:22] Rikka**
The Earth Quiz is reaching its climax...
***SIGN*** Hot choice
***SIGN*** Round
***SIGN*** Triangular
***SIGN*** Square
**[18:27] Rikka**
Which of these is the shape of the Earth?!
**[18:30] Chiyo**
Triangular?
**[18:35] Rikka**
Ch-Chiyo-san...
**[18:36] Chiyo**
What's the right answer? I'm so excited!
**[18:40] Rikka**
Chiyo-san, I'm sorry.
**[18:44] Rikka**
You will become a foundation
of the revolution!
**[18:48] Sekine**
Wait! Stop!
**[18:50] Sekine**
Chiyo-san is just a bit goofy!
**[18:57] Tsubasa**
What is this?!
**[18:58] Rikka**
I missed? Not to mention, this gun
has no effect on Earthlings?!
**[19:05] Chiyo**
*Oh, no. I reflexively counterattacked.*
**[19:16] Chiyo**
Are you all right, Rikka-chan?
**[19:20] Rikka**
My Device?!
**[19:21] Sekine**
It was wet, so I dried it in the shade.
**[19:25] Sekine**
*Please, let it be fixed!*
**[19:28] Rikka**
*The enemy reading is gone.*
**[19:30] Rikka**
*Was it a malfunction?*
**[19:33] Tsubasa**
Rikka, what the heck was that all about?
**[19:37] Rikka**
Um...
**[19:39] Rikka**
I was playing make-believe as a
"hasty soldier who jumped at shadows
**[19:43] Rikka**
and almost wound up with
civilian blood on her hands."
**[19:46] Narrator**
She basically confessed.
**[19:48] Tsubasa**
Your taste in hobbies is up to you,
but I think we deserve an apology.
**[19:52] Rikka**
I'm sorry.
**[19:55] Rikka**
As a token of remorse,
**[19:57] Rikka**
I will give up this medal given
to me by my great leader.
**[20:02] Narrator**
This is Colonel Rikka's
most prized possession.
**[20:05] Tsubasa**
You're still playing make-believe?
You're not sorry at all.
**[20:10] Sekine**
Um, actually, I think
she's really, truly sorry.
**[20:14] Sekine**
I think that's a really
serious move on her part.
**[20:16] Chiyo**
Please don't be so mad.
**[20:19] Chiyo**
She just had an anemia attack.
**[20:22] Narrator**
That's her cover story.
**[20:24] Tsubasa**
You're both too soft on Rikka.
**[20:28] Tsubasa**
The next time you pull that,
consider our friendship over.
**[20:31] Rikka**
Yes...
**[20:33] Rikka**
*Now that I think about it,*
**[20:35] Rikka**
* I should have just used the Device's*
* interrogation mode to make them confess.*
**[20:38] Rikka**
* It has terrifyingly crippling side effects,*
* but only if they're lying.*
***SIGN*** Psst, psst, psst...
***SIGN*** Psst...
***SIGN*** Safe!
**[20:46] Sekine**
*Safe!!*
**[20:54] Rikka**
I managed to get through the day,
but lying really is difficult.
**[21:05] Chiyo**
I will protect this lifestyle,
no matter what hardships await.
**[21:15] Tsubasa**
What am I doing?
**[21:17] Tsubasa**
I'll get in so much trouble if they find out.
**[21:25] Sekine**
Why do I alone have to have
all these things to worry about?
**[21:28] Narrator**
They say, "Show me a liar,
and I will show you a thief."
**[21:31] Narrator**
But for them
it's "I will show you a friend."
**[21:35] Narrator**
Where will their friendship go from here?
***SIGN*** Class 2-B School Festival Venue:
Ninja Funhouse
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
***SIGN*** Day Duty:
Sekine
**[23:09] Sekine**
It's finally begun.
**[23:11] Chiyo**
Did you enjoy it?
**[23:13] Rikka**
Next episode, a heated battle erupts between
the Galactic Empire and the Rebellion...
**[23:17] Chiyo**
No way! Liars get their legs pulled off!
***SIGN*** #02: School Festival
**[23:20] Tsubasa**
I think you mean
"you're pulling my leg," Chiyo-san...
# E2 - School Festival
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU81VX0/school-festival)
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**[00:09] Tsubasa**
Damn, it's hot.
**[00:11] Tsubasa**
* I'm wearing this to avoid*
* the sailor-uniform look,*
**[00:15] Tsubasa**
*but it's really getting too hot for it...*
**[00:18] Narrator**
Tsubasa—real name Tsuyoshi—
wants to look as un-cross-dressy as possible.
**[00:24] Tsuyoshi**
I'm home.
**[00:26] Tsubasa (Sister)**
Welcome back.
***SIGN*** Class 2-B
Air Band
***SIGN*** The
***SIGN*** Lit
***SIGN*** tle
***SIGN*** Lies
***SIGN*** We
***SIGN*** All
***SIGN*** Tell
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
***SIGN*** Rikka
***SIGN*** Colonel
***SIGN*** Chiyo-san
***SIGN*** Chiyo-san
***SIGN*** Ninja
***SIGN*** Sekine
***SIGN*** Psychic
***SIGN*** Tsubasa
***SIGN*** Tsuyoshi
***SIGN*** Boy
***SIGN*** Note:
Is Sekine
***SIGN*** Maskuma Mask
***SIGN*** Class 2-B
Air Band
***SIGN*** Poeh
***SIGN*** #02: School Festival
***SIGN*** #02: School Festival
***SIGN*** #02: School Festival
***SIGN*** #02: School Festival
***SIGN*** #02: School Festival
***SIGN*** #02: School Festival
***SIGN*** #02: School Festival
***SIGN*** #02: School Festival
***SIGN*** #02: School Festival
***SIGN*** #02: School Festival
***SIGN*** #02: School Festival
***SIGN*** #02: School Festival
**[02:05] Tsuyoshi**
Yikes.
**[02:07] Narrator**
Allow me to explain.
**[02:09] Narrator**
In this school, there is a special uniform
**[02:12] Narrator**
only allowed during summer,
called the "Midsummer Outfit."
**[02:15] Narrator**
It comes with a special undergarment
to guard against any potential translucency.
**[02:19] Tsuyoshi**
*This is...*
**[02:21] Tsuyoshi**
*not happening.*
**[02:22] Tsuyoshi**
*No, no, no, no, definitely no.*
***SIGN*** We can't show you,
but he's wearing boxers.
***SIGN*** Gloom
**[02:25] Tsuyoshi**
*I've endured the sailor-style uniform, but...*
***SIGN*** I'm on Team Boxers
***SIGN*** I'm on Team Boxers
**[02:29] Tsuyoshi**
Sis, I can't do this anymore.
Let's switch back!
**[02:34] Tsuyoshi**
Stop taking photos!
**[02:37] Tsuyoshi**
No, no, no, no, no! Anything but that!
**[02:47] Tsubasa**
Good morning.
**[02:51] Rikka**
Good morning!
**[02:55] Chiyo**
How do you do, Tsubasa-san?
***SIGN*** No sparkles
for Sekine,
huh...
**[02:58] Tsubasa**
I see you're all wearing
the midsummer outfit today.
**[03:01] Sekine**
It's just too dang hot.
**[03:03] Sekine**
Honestly, the underwear
it comes with is kind of a pain.
**[03:08] Sekine**
*This is a girls-only school, so really...*
**[03:14] Sekine**
*I think something like this'd be fine.*
**[03:16] Narrator**
Kiyoshi.
***SIGN*** Kiyoshi
**[03:19] Chiyo**
B-But the underwear is so cute, too!
**[03:23] Chiyo**
I love lace.
**[03:26] Tsubasa**
You sure do, Chiyo-san.
**[03:28] Sekine**
It's fine if *you* like it...
**[03:31] Chiyo**
I got so excited, I ended up making a number
of small accessories to match the outfit!
**[03:36] Sekine & Tsubasa & Rikka**
Wow, awesome!
**[03:38] Chiyo**
I haven't slept in three days.
**[03:40] Sekine**
*Her dedication to cuteness is off the charts.*
**[03:43] Chiyo**
I've always been so attached to cute things.
**[03:48] Chiyo**
*I still remember...*
**[03:53] (Flashback) Chiyo**
Stand back!
**[03:54] (Flashback) Hanzo**
B-But you can't do this alone!
**[03:57] (Flashback) Chiyo**
I can't put someone so cute at risk!
I, Chiyo, will handle this!
**[04:01] Sekine**
**That *one was Chiyo-san?!*
**[04:04] Chiyo**
*I admired that ponytail so much.*
**[04:07] Chiyo**
Um, if it's not too much to ask,
**[04:11] Chiyo**
it would be wonderful if you all
could try on these items...
**[04:15] Tsubasa**
What?
**[04:19] Rikka**
Wow! So cute!
**[04:24] Rikka**
It's like a dream come true,
being able to wear this!
**[04:27] Sekine**
*The Colonel is a girl, too, after all.*
**[04:30] Rikka**
*Ow, my tentacles!*
***SIGN*** Fold over
**[04:33] Chiyo**
Fold it over, fold it again,
and tie it up with a rubber band...
***SIGN*** Fold again
***SIGN*** Tie with rubber band
***SIGN*** No Blood Flow
**[04:39] Rikka**
*No blood flow!*
***SIGN*** Complete!
**[04:41] Rikka**
* Chiyo-san, why did you have to*
* tie it so tightly...*
**[04:45] Rikka**
*I don't care what I wear*
**[04:46] Rikka**
* as long as it doesn't interfere*
* with my military duties, but...*
**[04:50] Rikka**
*Hmm?*
**[04:56] Rikka**
*I'm bleeding, too?!*
**[04:58] Chiyo**
Was it too loose?
**[05:01] Rikka**
Oh, no! It's definitely super tight!
**[05:04] Narrator**
She's telling the truth.
**[05:05] Chiyo**
Tsubasa-san, if I might...
**[05:07] Tsubasa**
No, it's fine. I'll just watch.
**[05:11] Rikka**
Try it, Tsubasa-chan.
**[05:13] Sekine**
It'll look good on you.
**[05:15] Tsubasa**
It most definitely won't look good.
**[05:17] Tsubasa**
Really, I'm fine.
**[05:19] Chiyo**
But I'm sure this would look great on you!
***SIGN*** Dirndl!
**[05:23] Tsubasa**
Wh-What is that?
**[05:25] Chiyo**
It's a traditional dress.
**[05:27] Tsubasa**
*Why is everyone so enthusiastic?*
**[05:30] Tsubasa**
*Oh, maybe...*
**[05:32] Tsubasa**
*I don't look good in cute things!*
**[05:36] Tsubasa**
*Is that how they see me?*
**[05:41] Narrator**
Sekine's powers only work
on the same gender,
**[05:45] Narrator**
so she can't understand
what Tsubasa is thinking.
**[05:48] Chiyo**
You're not large like me,
so it'll look good on you.
**[05:52] Tsubasa**
*Be more aware of your own good looks.*
**[05:54] Sekine**
If you don't like it, just sell it online.
**[05:58] Tsubasa**
*That sounds inhumane.*
**[06:00] Rikka**
Just wear it, and this can all be over!
**[06:03] Narrator**
This is becoming an emergency.
***SIGN*** Conscience
**[06:11] Chiyo**
Why not also put on some makeup,
while we're at it?
**[06:14] Tsubasa**
* No, this isn't, like, a "tomboy being shy*
* about cute things" deal.*
**[06:15] Rikka**
Hurry, hurry!
**[06:17] Rikka**
It hurts! The bleeding won't stop! Hurry!
**[06:21] Tsubasa**
*It's really just that... I really...*
**[06:24] Tsubasa**
*I really don't want to wear this!*
**[06:27] Narrator**
The soul cries out, unheard.
**[06:32] Tsubasa (Sister)**
Hey, Tsuyoshi. Welcome home—
**[06:41] Tsuyoshi**
No photos!
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
***SIGN*** click
**[06:42] Tsubasa (Sister) & Tsuyoshi**
*The Little Lies We All Tell.*
***SIGN*** click
***SIGN*** click
***SIGN*** click
***SIGN*** Fort unes
**[06:48] Chiyo**
Oh look, "Guardian Spirit Fortune Telling."
***SIGN*** Turtle Shell Divination
***SIGN*** Four Pillars of Destiny
***SIGN*** Guardian Spirit Fortune Telling
***SIGN*** Future Divination
***SIGN*** And more!
***SIGN*** Student
Price
***SIGN*** yen
**[06:51] Chiyo**
I wonder what that's like?
**[06:53] Rikka**
I wonder!
**[06:55] Rikka**
* How backwards this planet must be*
* to believe in such foolishness.*
**[07:00] Sekine**
* Man, that's steep! How many days'*
* worth of food would that buy?*
**[07:03] Tsubasa**
* Looks shady as hell.*
* I don't like these spiritual things.*
**[07:11] Fortune Teller**
* It might look shady,*
* but I am the real deal!*
**[07:15] Fortune Teller**
You there, I can take a look if you want.
**[07:18] Tsubasa**
Nah... Guardian spirits? No thanks.
**[07:23] Fortune Teller**
You don't believe me?
Let's see your future, then.
***SIGN*** The Real Deal - Correct All the Time
**[07:27] Tsubasa**
Fine. Tell me who I'm going to marry one day.
**[07:30] Fortune Teller**
Very well.
**[07:34] Fortune Teller**
I can see it. The person you'll marry is...
**[07:40] Fortune Teller**
Hmm?
**[07:45] Fortune Teller**
*Oh, I see! She likes girls! OK!*
**[07:50] Tsubasa**
What is it?
**[07:51] Fortune Teller**
You might be keeping this a secret,
so I won't go into the details,
**[07:55] Fortune Teller**
but don't worry, you'll meet
a wonderful partner.
**[07:59] Fortune Teller**
Just wait for the government to act!
***SIGN*** Rumble rumble...
**[08:01] Tsubasa**
Government?
***SIGN*** Government
***SIGN*** Rumble rumble...
***SIGN*** Rumble rumble...
***SIGN*** Rumble rumble...
**[08:03] Fortune Teller**
You might have concerns right now,
**[08:06] Fortune Teller**
but don't worry! Society changes!
**[08:10] Fortune Teller**
I saw a great wedding reception.
**[08:12] Tsubasa**
Huh.
**[08:14] Chiyo**
Um, can you read my fortune as well?
**[08:18] Fortune Teller**
Of course!
**[08:19] Chiyo**
I'd like to hear about my guardian spirit.
**[08:23] Fortune Teller**
*I see.*
**[08:24] Fortune Teller**
*She seems like a well-to-do girl.*
**[08:27] Fortune Teller**
* For these types,*
* I often see their ancestors...*
**[08:35] Fortune Teller**
*Oh?*
**[08:37] Fortune Teller**
*This one... was a famous CEO?*
**[08:40] Fortune Teller**
*I knew it. She's from a high-class family.*
**[08:43] Fortune Teller**
* Huh? A former noble?*
* And that famous billionaire?!*
**[08:47] Fortune Teller**
*She's related to all of those people?*
**[08:54] Fortune Teller**
You're being protected
by many wonderful people.
**[08:57] Chiyo**
My, that is wonderful!
**[09:00] Chiyo**
*I assumed I would be cursed*
**[09:04] Chiyo**
*by all the people my family has killed.*
**[09:07] Narrator**
Don't celebrate just yet.
**[09:09] Rikka**
I'd like a guardian spirit reading, too!
**[09:13] Fortune Teller**
*Oh, what a cute girl.*
**[09:16] Fortune Teller**
* For these types, it's often*
* their grandparents or a dog.*
**[09:29] Fortune Teller**
*What? A fish-man?!*
**[09:32] Rikka**
*If spirits do exist,*
**[09:35] Rikka**
* I'm sure I am haunted by*
* the remnants of my enemies.*
**[09:45] Fish Alien**
Chinjao! Chinjao rosu!
**[09:47] Fish Alien**
Green onions and chicken! Ramen!
**[10:01] Sekine**
Please rest well.
**[10:04] Rikka**
Fortune-telling results...
after these messages!
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
***SIGN*** Fortune-telling results...
***SIGN*** after these messages!
**[10:12] Tsubasa**
The school festival, huh?
***SIGN*** Midsummer Outfit Season Is Over
**[10:16] Narrator**
The midsummer outfit season is over.
**[10:20] Sekine**
What should our class production
be for the festival?
**[10:23] Tsubasa**
Something safe, like a café.
**[10:26] Chiyo**
Oh, a café! That sounds wonderful!
**[10:29] Chiyo**
I've already gone ahead
and prepared outfits, just in case!
**[10:35] Rikka**
Welcome!
**[10:38] Chiyo**
Rikka-chan is the waitress!
**[10:41] Sekine**
Tried-and-true adorable.
**[10:42] Tsubasa**
It's impressive how wholesome it is.
**[10:45] Sekine**
Would you like some fresh-baked cookies?
**[10:48] Chiyo**
A rustic style for Sekine-san!
**[10:50] Rikka**
It's so cute!
**[10:52] Tsubasa**
That's Aunt Stella.
**[10:56] Chiyo**
A bellboy style for Tsubasa-san!
**[10:59] Sekine**
It fits oddly well.
**[11:01] Rikka**
So gallant!
**[11:04] Sekine**
Chiyo-san, what about you?
**[11:06] Chiyo**
Well, for me...
**[11:09] Chiyo**
Welcome home, ladies.
**[11:12] Rikka**
So cool!
**[11:14] Sekine**
Too handsome...
**[11:15] Tsubasa**
I've been outdone.
**[11:17] Chiyo**
If there are any other outfits
you'd like to try,
**[11:19] Chiyo**
please ask me any time you wish!
**[11:23] Rikka**
In that case, a mil—
***SIGN*** Military Uniform!
**[11:24] Chiyo**
But I just know a maid outfit
would suit you best, Rikka-chan!
**[11:27] Rikka**
...uniform...
***SIGN*** Military Uniform!
***SIGN*** Maid Outfit
**[11:30] Rikka**
I mean, I'd love to try on a maid outfit!
**[11:33] Narrator**
Colonel Rikka prioritizes friendship.
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
**[11:36] Rikka**
*The Little Lies We All Tell.*
**[11:52] Sekine**
Chiyo-san, what are you sewing?
**[11:55] Chiyo**
A new outfit for Rikka-chan.
**[11:58] Sekine**
You made another one, huh?
**[12:00] Sekine**
You should wear one, too.
**[12:03] Chiyo**
But I... No, I...
**[12:05] Sekine**
Come on. Just try it.
**[12:08] Chiyo**
Oh, wait...
**[12:16] Chiyo**
How do I look?
**[12:19] Sekine**
* She looks like a person*
* who performs certain services.*
**[12:21] Narrator**
Bluntly stated.
**[12:31] Chiyo**
P-Please say something...
**[12:35] Sekine**
*What's the correct answer here?*
**[12:38] Tsubasa**
Morning. Hmm?
**[12:47] Tsubasa**
* It's someone who provides*
* adult entertainment!*
**[12:48] Narrator**
Fastball, dead center.
**[12:54] Tsubasa**
Um, Chiyo-san, it's...
**[12:58] Chiyo**
I'm sorry I put you in a tough spot.
**[13:01] Chiyo**
I knew it wouldn't suit me.
**[13:04] Sekine & Tsubasa**
*It does suit you, it's just...*
**[13:06] Sekine**
Chiyo-san, that's not it.
You'd get a lot of appointments!
**[13:10] Chiyo**
Appointments?
**[13:11] Narrator**
Sekine, flustered, blurts out
something terrible.
**[13:15] Tsubasa**
Wait, Sekine! I'll take it from here!
**[13:21] Tsubasa**
Chiyo-san, first, I want you to understand
**[13:24] Tsubasa**
that some call it the world's
oldest profession.
**[13:27] Tsubasa**
It's not something to be ashamed of,
**[13:28] Tsubasa**
and actually has the potential
of making many people happy...
**[13:31] Narrator**
The preamble is too long.
**[13:33] Rikka**
Wow, Chiyo-san! Where'd you get that outfit?
**[13:37] Rikka**
It's like you stepped out of
a picture book! It's so cute!
**[13:41] Chiyo**
Really?
**[13:44] Rikka**
Rikka never lies!
**[13:46] Sekine**
*You* constantly *lie.*
**[13:50] Rikka**
*What a wonderful beauty!*
**[13:52] Rikka**
* It's almost like she stepped*
* straight out of...*
***SIGN*** Safety and
cleanliness first
***SIGN*** No disrobing,
masks OK
***SIGN*** Best rates
in the area
***SIGN*** Make solid money with soft services!
***SIGN*** Wear cute uniforms!
***SIGN*** Transportation fee covered
***SIGN*** Inexperienced workers welcome
***SIGN*** No lessons needed
***SIGN*** Apply here
***SIGN*** 60-minute pack
starting at 10,000 Yen
***SIGN*** Inexperienced workers welcome!
***SIGN*** Start same-day
***SIGN*** Pay per day, high rates
***SIGN*** 60,000 yen per day possible
***SIGN*** Maids wanted!
***SIGN*** We are an establishment
where girls can work safely
**[13:55] Rikka**
*this book of pictures I found yesterday!*
**[13:57] Narrator**
Put it back!
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
**[13:59] Rikka**
*The Little Lies We All Tell!*
***SIGN*** Bazaar: 1
***SIGN*** Shooting gallery: 4
***SIGN*** Café: 11
***SIGN*** Research Presentation: 1
***SIGN*** Food service: 2
***SIGN*** Haunted house: 5
**[14:02] Sekine**
I think we've gotten all the ideas down
for school festival productions.
***SIGN*** Class 2-B School Festival Production Ideas
**[14:07] Sekine**
The café idea is the most popular
right now, I think.
**[14:11] Sekine**
That said, we'd want to set ourselves apart
from the other classes somehow.
**[14:15] Sekine**
We can use the revenue for the after-party.
**[14:17] Rikka**
What are the other classes doing?
**[14:20] Chiyo**
Mostly sweets shops,
like crêpes and cookies.
**[14:24] Sekine**
In that case, perhaps we should go
for something a bit unorthodox.
**[14:30] Tsubasa**
I want to do a ninja mansion.
**[14:33] Sekine**
That does sound pretty unorthodox.
**[14:36] Students**
Sounds good. Let's just go with that.
**[14:39] Chiyo**
Wait, but...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** FURIN KAZAN
Swift as the Wind
Still as the Forest
Daring as the Fire
Steady as the Mtn
**[14:43] Chiyo**
Welcome to the Ninja Mansion.
**[14:46] Chiyo**
This one shall be your guide, nin. Nin, nin!
**[14:50] Chiyo**
*I cannot allow that ninja to be.*
**[14:52] Chiyo**
* I'll accept anything*
* but the ninja mansion! Anything!*
**[14:55] Chiyo**
* I have to push for something different*
* with the same core idea...*
**[15:00] Chiyo**
Tsubasa-san!
**[15:02] Chiyo**
What about a Japanese-style café?
**[15:04] Tsubasa**
Japanese-style...
**[15:05] Sekine**
...café?
**[15:06] Chiyo**
If we served red bean soup and traditional
sweets, that would set us apart!
**[15:09] Sekine**
Welcome.
**[15:10] Chiyo**
It would be so wonderful!
Wonderful! *Wonderful!*
**[15:11] Tsubasa**
This way, please.
**[15:12] Rikka**
Yay! Welcome!
**[15:15] Tsubasa**
That's still just a café.
**[15:18] Narrator**
Chiyo's presentation is quickly shut down.
**[15:20] Sekine**
Who likes the ninja mansion idea?
***SIGN*** Class 2-B Production Ideas
Ninja Mansion
**[15:25] Sekine**
It's settled. Our class production is...
***SIGN*** Ninja Mansion
**[15:29] Narrator**
A ninja mansion.
**[15:31] Narrator**
She, like, can't stand the idea.
For all kinds of reasons.
**[15:38] Tsubasa**
I actually really love ninjas.
**[15:43] Tsubasa**
I seriously tried to become a ninja
when I was younger.
**[15:43] Young Tsuyoshi**
One! Two! Three!
**[15:46] Tsubasa**
Ninjas are super cool, after all.
**[15:49] Tsubasa**
I still kinda want to be one.
**[15:53] Chiyo**
* I-If she feels so strongly about this,*
* then I suppose I can...*
**[15:57] Tsubasa**
So I think my skills as a ninja
are pretty up there.
**[16:00] Chiyo**
*Huh?*
**[16:06] Tsubasa**
See how good my shuriken throwing is?
**[16:14] Tsubasa**
Chiyo-san, that's incredible...
You weren't even looking at the target!
**[16:18] Chiyo**
Oh, no, it's nothing.
**[16:20] Chiyo**
I mean, I'd say that's
the bare minimum level
**[16:22] Chiyo**
for someone who wants
to call themselves a ninja.
**[16:26] Narrator**
Her professional's spirit is leaking out.
**[16:28] Rikka**
You must have practiced a lot! Good for you!
**[16:31] Chiyo**
O-Oh, not at all. It's just
a basic skill for all ladies.
**[16:36] Narrator**
Define "lady."
**[16:38] Chiyo**
*Oh, no. I shouldn't have let that get to me.*
**[16:42] Chiyo**
*I already quit being a ninja.*
**[16:45] Chiyo**
* I'm spending the rest*
* of my days as a regular girl.*
**[16:49] Chiyo**
*No more shurikens!*
**[16:52] Tsubasa**
Damn, and I thought I was pretty good, too.
**[16:57] Sekine**
Tsubasa, that's enough.
**[17:01] Tsubasa**
I know! I'll do a thousand push-ups
before the day of the festival
**[17:05] Tsubasa**
so that I can get better
than Chiyo-san at the shuriken!
**[17:10] Chiyo**
*Oh, yeah?*
**[17:17] Tsubasa**
*It's true...*
**[17:18] Chiyo**
One hundred and fifty-six.
**[17:20] Tsubasa**
Yes, ma'am.
**[17:25] Tsubasa**
*I did say I was gonna do a thousand push-ups.*
**[17:28] Sekine & Rikka**
You can do it!
**[17:30] Chiyo**
One hundred and fifty-seven.
**[17:31] Tsubasa**
Yes, ma'am...
**[17:34] Tsubasa**
* But that was more like*
* a figurative declaration.*
**[17:38] Tsubasa**
* I wasn't literally going to do*
* a thousand push-ups...*
**[17:40] Chiyo**
One hundred and fifty-eight.
**[17:45] Chiyo**
Oh? I didn't hear your response.
**[17:49] Tsubasa**
Y-Yes, ma'am!
**[17:58] Chiyo**
Oh, dear.
**[18:00] Tsubasa**
I'm sorry. I can't do this anymore, ma'am.
**[18:03] Narrator**
The polite form comes out naturally.
**[18:05] Chiyo**
Oh. Well, Rikka-chan,
**[18:08] Chiyo**
can you help out Tsubasa-san...
**[18:10] Tsubasa**
*Is she going to give me water or something?*
**[18:12] Chiyo**
...by sitting on her back, please?
**[18:14] Rikka**
Yes!
**[18:21] Chiyo**
After you've thrown up,
that's when the real workout begins.
**[18:24] Tsubasa**
*Is she a demon?*
**[18:25] Rikka**
But I shouldn't be sitting on her back!
**[18:28] Tsubasa**
*Thank you, Rikka! Please get off!*
**[18:30] Rikka**
I'm too light!
**[18:33] Rikka**
It should be Sekine-chan!
**[18:37] Narrator**
Sekine knew that this was the Colonel's
honest and well-meaning suggestion.
**[18:42] Narrator**
She was telling only the truth.
**[18:47] Sekine**
Am I heavy, Tsubasa?
**[18:51] Rikka**
You can do it!
**[18:53] Chiyo**
You'd never find something like this heavy,
would you, Tsubasa-san?
**[18:58] Tsubasa**
It's not heavy at all! Ma'am!
**[19:00] Narrator**
He reads the room in two ways.
***SIGN*** Harakiri
***SIGN*** Shinobi
***SIGN*** Sukiyaki
**[19:03] Sekine**
Unfortunately, Tsubasa will be absent
due to muscle cramps.
***SIGN*** Target Range
***SIGN*** Tuna
***SIGN*** Ice
***SIGN*** Steak on Rice
***SIGN*** Furin Kazan
***SIGN*** Harakiri
***SIGN*** Shinobi
***SIGN*** Sukiyaki
***SIGN*** Furin Kazan
***SIGN*** Shaved
Ice
***SIGN*** Day of the School Festival
**[19:09] Sekine**
This was not at all unexpected.
**[19:15] Sekine**
Now we need someone to replace her...
**[19:19] Chiyo**
It would be my honor.
***SIGN*** 1-B Takoyaki
***SIGN*** Ninja Mansion Available 2-B
**[19:25] Mr. Brian**
Wow!
**[19:28] Mr. Brian**
2-B is doing a ninja mansion!
**[19:31] Rikka**
Oh, it's Mr. Brian, the English teacher!
***SIGN*** Welcome
**[19:34] Sekine & Students**
Welcome to the ninja mansion!
***SIGN*** Tuna
***SIGN*** Shaved Ice
**[19:50] Mr. Brian**
* They did a good job, but it's just*
* a classroom production, after all.*
**[19:53] Mr. Brian**
*I'll just overreact to humor them.*
**[19:57] Chiyo**
Mr. Brian,
**[19:59] Chiyo**
this one shall be your guide, nin. Nin, nin!
**[20:04] Mr. Brian**
What the hell is going on?!
**[20:11] Mr. Brian**
Oh, my gosh!
**[20:12] Mr. Brian**
No kidding!
**[20:14] Mr. Brian**
Marvelous! Japanese ninja!
**[20:18] Mr. Brian**
Amazing! Incredible!
**[20:23] Chiyo**
*I did it. I saw it through to the end.*
**[20:26] Chiyo**
But a friendship, once lost,
can never be recovered...
**[20:30] Sekine**
Why don't you just go apologize?
**[20:33] Chiyo**
But will she forgive me?
**[20:37] Sekine**
Well, you could bring along
something that Tsubasa likes.
**[20:41] Chiyo**
Something Tsubasa-san likes?
**[20:45] Chiyo**
I'm so...
**[20:47] Chiyo**
So very sorry.
**[20:50] Tsubasa**
It's fine. Please don't grovel like that.
**[20:54] Chiyo**
But...
**[20:56] Tsubasa**
I'm just glad you're back
to your normal self.
**[21:00] Chiyo**
Tsubasa-san...
**[21:02] Tsubasa**
I mean, I did miss the chance
to dress up as a ninja, but...
**[21:07] Chiyo**
As a token of my apology,
here is a set of ninja tools.
**[21:13] Chiyo**
It's my gift to you.
**[21:15] Tsubasa**
Really?
**[21:17] Tsubasa**
Wow... Thanks!
**[21:20] Tsubasa**
This blood-rust paint job
looks so realistic!
**[21:23] Tsubasa**
The chip here, and the
blade marks here, wow!
**[21:25] Narrator**
Try as she might, it wouldn't wash off.
***SIGN*** The Little Lies
We All Tell
**[21:28] Tsubasa**
*The Little Lies We All Tell!*
**[21:32] Tsubasa (Sister)**
It sold for a high price.
**[21:34] Tsuyoshi**
What are you doing?!
**[21:35] Tsuyoshi**
That was a gift!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
***SIGN*** Day Duty:
Sekine
**[23:09] Tsubasa**
Let's do a proper "next
episode preview" this time.
**[23:11] Chiyo**
Yes. After all, next episode, we're
introducing the protagonist of the show!
**[23:16] Rikka**
The name is...
**[23:17] Chiyo**
Maskuma!
**[23:17] Rikka**
Space Octopus!
**[23:18] Chiyo**
It's "Maskuma"!
***SIGN*** #03: Surprise
**[23:19] Rikka**
It's "Space Octopus"!
**[23:21] Chiyo**
Maskuma!
**[23:22] Rikka**
Space Octopus!
**[23:22] Sekine**
Who cares...?
**[23:23] Chiyo**
Maskuma!
# E3 - Surprise
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**[00:02] Rikka**
I'm starving!
**[00:05] Chiyo**
Would you like to have some takoyaki here?
**[00:08] Tsubasa**
That place isn't that great,
but it'll do.
***SIGN*** Takoyaki
**[00:12] Shopkeeper**
Welcome!
**[00:14] Shopkeeper**
Hello there, cutie!
**[00:16] Shopkeeper**
Here, one extra on the house!
**[00:19] Rikka**
Yay! Thank you!
**[00:21] Shopkeeper**
Good to see you again, beautiful!
**[00:24] Shopkeeper**
Here ya go, one extra!
**[00:26] Chiyo**
Thank you.
**[00:28] Shopkeeper**
Well, ain't you a pretty one!
**[00:31] Shopkeeper**
Have an extra!
**[00:33] Tsubasa**
Um, thanks.
**[00:35] Narrator**
Tsubasa has mixed feelings about this.
**[00:38] Shopkeeper**
Here you go!
**[00:39] Shopkeeper**
Thanks!
**[00:48] Narrator**
No extra for Sekine.
***SIGN*** Class 2-B
Air Band
***SIGN*** The
***SIGN*** Lit
***SIGN*** tle
***SIGN*** Lies
***SIGN*** We
***SIGN*** All
***SIGN*** Tell
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
***SIGN*** Rikka
***SIGN*** Colonel
***SIGN*** Chiyo-san
***SIGN*** Chiyo-san
***SIGN*** Ninja
***SIGN*** Sekine
***SIGN*** Psychic
***SIGN*** Tsubasa
***SIGN*** Tsuyoshi
***SIGN*** Boy
***SIGN*** Note:
Is Sekine
***SIGN*** Maskuma Mask
***SIGN*** Class 2-B
Air Band
***SIGN*** Poeh
***SIGN*** #03: Surprise
***SIGN*** #03: Surprise
***SIGN*** #03: Surprise
***SIGN*** #03: Surprise
***SIGN*** #03: Surprise
***SIGN*** #03: Surprise
***SIGN*** #03: Surprise
***SIGN*** #03: Surprise
***SIGN*** #03: Surprise
***SIGN*** #03: Surprise
***SIGN*** #03: Surprise
***SIGN*** #03: Surprise
**[02:28] Chiyo**
* It's my fault for suggesting*
* we should eat something...*
**[02:32] Tsubasa**
* If he hadn't given me an extra either,*
* it wouldn't have been so bad...*
**[02:35] Sekine**
* Stop... When you try to be nice,*
* it makes me feel worse...*
**[02:41] Sekine**
* I have to pull off an*
* "I don't mind at all" move...*
**[02:46] Sekine**
Look! I found an extra!
**[02:49] Sekine**
Here! Takoyaki!
**[03:05] Chiyo**
Sekine-san, I'm actually
a regular at that place.
**[03:10] Chiyo**
I think that's the only reason
why he gave me an extra.
**[03:13] Chiyo**
So please don't take it the wrong way.
**[03:17] Tsubasa**
Besides, that takoyaki
doesn't even taste good.
**[03:20] Tsubasa**
He just gives out extras because
that's the only way he can get customers.
**[03:25] Rikka**
Yeah, who even wants an extra
if it doesn't taste good?
**[03:29] Narrator**
Everyone is doing their best
to back Sekine up.
**[03:33] Sekine**
*Guys...*
**[03:35] Male student 1**
Um, excuse me.
**[03:43] Male student 1**
This is my ID. Message me if you have time.
***SIGN*** Wink!
**[03:49] Male student 2**
Please.
**[03:50] Male student 3**
And me, thanks.
**[03:53] Male students**
Bye!
**[03:53] Male students**
See ya.
**[03:53] Male students**
I'll be waiting!
***SIGN*** The one who was completely ignored
***SIGN*** The one
who forgot
to say no
**[04:00] Chiyo**
* I'll kill them. They're amateurs,*
* so I'll only need three minutes...*
**[04:04] Sekine**
*Please don't go so far.*
**[04:07] Sekine**
Uhh... Life!
**[04:11] Sekine**
Life is so precious!
**[04:15] Sekine**
Life!
***SIGN*** Life
**[04:21] Sekine**
Ain't it?!
***SIGN*** Ain't it?!
**[04:23] Rikka & Tsubasa**
*"Ain't it?!"*
**[04:25] Sekine**
Life... is...
**[04:28] Sekine**
flowers, the moon, the wind, and friends...
***SIGN*** Ain't it
**[04:33] Sekine**
ain't it?
**[04:35] Rikka & Tsubasa & Chiyo**
Ain't it...
**[04:37] Chiyo**
*Sh-She's right. Life is precious.*
***SIGN*** Phew
***SIGN*** What was that?
**[04:42] Chiyo**
*That was close.*
**[04:44] Tsubasa**
But seriously, that shopkeeper has no taste!
**[04:50] Tsubasa**
After all, Sekine is obviously the one
**[04:51] Tsubasa**
that'll be the most popular
when we all get older, right?
**[04:54] Sekine**
Huh?
**[04:55] Rikka**
Um... Yeah!
**[04:56] Chiyo**
R-Right!
**[04:58] Tsubasa**
Being popular later is much better
than being popular now.
**[05:02] Tsubasa**
Our time as students
is just a tiny checkpoint
**[05:04] Tsubasa**
in our century-long human lives!
**[05:06] Rikka**
Exactly!
**[05:08] Chiyo**
The future is more important
than the present!
**[05:10] Sekine**
Guys...
**[05:12] Tsubasa**
Because above all else,
Sekine has the biggest breasts!
**[05:16] Tsubasa**
They're the biggest in our class, right?
**[05:18] Chiyo**
*Is that supposed to be a compliment?*
**[05:21] Tsubasa**
Even if you end up being a bit plump,
big boobs guarantee you'll be popular.
**[05:25] Tsubasa**
That shopkeeper probably only saw your face!
**[05:28] Chiyo**
Stop...
**[05:29] Rikka**
Don't do this to her...
**[05:31] Tsubasa**
Don't worry! At parties,
guys only look at the breasts!
**[05:35] (Flashback) Tsubasa**
Guys only look at the breasts!
Guys only look at the breasts!
**[05:40] Sekine**
So, Tsubasa, do you wanna
trade my rack for your face?
**[05:45] Tsubasa**
Huh? Well, uh...
**[05:48] Tsubasa**
*What is this atmosphere?*
**[05:48] Children's Singing Voice**
Uh oh, someone's in trouble!
**[05:49] Tsubasa**
* I was trying to be nice.*
* Why is everyone so taken aback?*
**[05:54] Narrator**
He did his best, for an eighth-grade boy.
**[05:56] Rikka**
Katsu!
**[05:59] Sekine**
*A Zen-monk-style scolding? What?*
***SIGN*** Swirl...
**[06:12] Rikka**
I'm starving!
**[06:15] Chiyo**
Would you like to have some takoyaki here?
**[06:18] Tsubasa**
That place isn't that great,
but it'll do.
**[06:25] Sekine**
*We went back in time?!*
**[06:28] Rikka**
* Good. Seems like our*
* time warp was successful.*
**[06:31] Sekine**
*You can do that?!*
**[06:34] Rikka**
*I must win back Miss Sekine's dignity.*
**[06:37] Sekine**
*She did it for me?*
***SIGN*** Phew
**[06:39] Sekine**
* Now we can avoid*
* that funeral-like mood.*
***SIGN*** Takoyaki
**[06:45] Rikka**
Sekine-chan, could you step aside?
***SIGN*** Delicious
***SIGN*** Specialty
***SIGN*** Takoyaki
**[06:48] Sekine**
Oh, sure.
**[06:50] Sekine**
*What is it?*
**[06:51] Rikka**
*Good. Now all that's left is...*
**[06:54] Rikka**
* to turn all humans on Earth*
* besides Miss Sekine into Space Hogs.*
**[06:58] Narrator**
Operation: Earthlings to Space Hogs.
**[07:02] Rikka**
* Thus, Miss Sekine will become the*
* most beautiful human on Earth!*
**[07:08] Rikka**
*Victory by default is still victory!*
***SIGN*** Translation: What a beauty!
***SIGN*** Translation: The winner is Sekine-san!
**[07:12] Space Hogs**
*Oink! Oink-oink-oink!*
**[07:14] Space Hogs**
*Oink! Oinkity oink!*
***SIGN*** Translation: What is the secret
behind your beauty?
**[07:18] Interviewer Hog**
*Oink, oink-oinky oinky oink-oink?*
**[07:20] Sekine**
*Oh, nothing special.*
**[07:24] Sekine**
*I should really stop her, huh?*
**[07:26] Narrator**
For a moment, she considered it.
**[07:45] Chiyo & Tsubasa**
Oink?
**[07:47] Sekine**
*What?!*
**[07:51] Rikka**
* Success! All humans other than*
* Miss Sekine are now Space Hogs!*
**[07:58] Chiyo**
Oink...
**[08:00] Hog Crowd**
Oink! Oink, oink, oink, oink, oink!
**[08:02] Hog Crowd**
Oinkity-oink! Oinkity-oink!
**[08:05] Hog Crowd**
O-O-Oink! Oinkity-oink! Oink, oink!
**[08:09] Narrator**
The human race has been defeated...
and so has Sekine.
**[08:13] Rikka**
What...?!
**[08:16] Rikka**
Then how about this?
**[08:18] Rikka**
All humans are now Space Frogs!
**[08:20] Space Frogs**
Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit!
**[08:22] Narrator**
A second crushing blow!
**[08:24] Rikka**
All humans, become minerals!
**[08:32] Narrator**
Oh, Sekine!
**[08:41] Rikka**
* Now that I think about it,*
* of course hogs would prefer hogs,*
**[08:43] Rikka**
* and frogs would prefer frogs.*
* That's just common sense.*
**[08:45] Narrator**
If only she'd realized that beforehand!
**[08:50] Chiyo**
Hmm? What just happened?
***SIGN*** Delicious
***SIGN*** Specialty
***SIGN*** Takoyaki
**[08:53] Rikka**
U-Um, we were trying to buy takoyaki.
**[08:57] Sekine**
*She wiped that whole block of memory.*
**[09:00] Sekine**
*The Colonel's brainwashing is intense.*
**[09:02] Rikka**
*I have to come up with a new plan of action!*
**[09:05] Sekine**
*Enough, already!*
**[09:07] Sekine**
Um, this might sound a bit sudden, but...
**[09:09] Sekine**
I think it's the personality that counts.
**[09:16] Sekine**
At this point, it's almost
refreshingly easy to accept.
**[09:22] Sekine**
No matter what my appearance
is like, I have to live with it.
**[09:26] Rikka**
Sekine-chan!
**[09:28] Rikka**
You're right! You are who you are!
**[09:32] Tsubasa**
Where did that come from?
**[09:34] Chiyo**
What about appearances?
**[09:36] Rikka**
Besides, Earthlings are such
simple constructs!
**[09:39] Tsubasa**
Aren't we pretty complex?
**[09:41] Rikka**
Huh? I mean, uh, friendship!
**[09:44] Chiyo**
Yes. Our friendship will never change.
**[09:48] Tsubasa**
What is this about?
**[09:58] Chiyo**
Are you all right?!
**[10:05] Sekine**
I really am out of luck today.
**[10:13] Rikka**
Sekine-chan.
**[10:14] Chiyo**
Sekine-san.
**[10:15] Tsubasa**
Sekine.
**[10:18] Tsubasa**
You should always be covered
with muddy water.
**[10:20] Sekine**
*Why?!*
**[10:21] Narrator**
A straight punch of goodwill.
**[10:28] Rikka**
Come on, let's go home.
We can get takoyaki another time.
**[10:31] Tsubasa**
Sounds good.
**[10:32] Sekine**
Yeah.
**[10:33] Chiyo**
Let's do that.
**[10:37] Rikka**
* That said, I must do something to prevent*
* others from suffering like Miss Sekine did.*
**[10:41] Rikka**
* I know! If the takoyaki*
* was actually delicious,*
**[10:44] Rikka**
* he wouldn't have to throw in extras*
* to attract customers.*
***SIGN*** 500 yen per plate
***SIGN*** 500 yen per plate
**[10:55] Rikka**
* I turned his octopus into Space Octopus,*
* said to be the most delicious in the universe.*
**[11:00] Rikka**
*You're welcome.*
**[11:02] Shopkeeper**
I've never seen such a
delicious-looking octopus before!
**[11:06] Shopkeeper**
Perhaps with this, I can compete on taste?
**[11:19] Narrator**
The Space Octopus, through homing instinct,
returned to outer space.
**[11:22] Narrator**
After that point, no one ever saw
a takoyaki stall in that area again.
***SIGN*** I never realized the takoyaki here
wasn't good.
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
**[11:27] Chiyo**
* I never realized the*
* takoyaki here wasn't good.*
**[11:35] Rikka**
Tsubasa-chan, how many
piercings do you have?
**[11:38] Tsubasa**
Nine in total, I think.
**[11:39] Rikka**
Wow!
**[11:41] Sekine**
That's quite a few.
**[11:43] Chiyo**
They look good on you!
**[11:45] Tsubasa**
Thanks.
**[11:46] Tsubasa**
That reminds me. These piercings
are how Sekine and I became friends.
**[11:50] Sekine**
Oh, right. It was after
the entrance ceremony.
**[12:00] (Flashback) Teacher**
You there.
***SIGN*** New Cafeteria Menu:
Soba & Udon Noodles 250 yen
***SIGN*** New Cafeteria Menu:
Soba & Udon Noodles 250 yen
**[12:03] (Flashback) Teacher**
Come to the faculty office later.
**[12:05] (Flashback) Tsubasa**
Oh... Yes.
**[12:08] (Flashback) Tsubasa**
Is she going to talk about my piercings?
**[12:11] (Flashback) Sekine**
Tsubasa-san.
***SIGN*** New Cafeteria Menu:
Soba & Udon Noodles 250 yen
***SIGN*** New Cafeteria Menu:
Soba & Udon Noodles 250 yen
**[12:13] (Flashback) Sekine**
I'll talk to the teacher and convince her.
**[12:16] (Flashback) Tsubasa**
Huh?
**[12:17] (Flashback) Tsubasa**
Um, thanks.
**[12:19] Tsubasa**
*What a nice girl.*
**[12:20] (Flashback) Sekine**
Five hundred yen should be enough.
**[12:23] (Flashback) Tsubasa**
Huh?
**[12:26] (Flashback) Sekine**
Yes, I know. But it's for
religious reasons, and...
**[12:30] Tsubasa**
*She's making up a whole backstory!*
***SIGN*** New Cafeteria Menu:
Soba & Udon Noodles 250 yen
***SIGN*** New Cafeteria Menu:
Soba & Udon Noodles 250 yen
**[12:32] (Flashback) Sekine**
I was able to trick her.
**[12:34] (Flashback) Tsubasa**
Um, thanks.
**[12:36] (Flashback) Sekine**
Tsubasa-san, want to get lunch
at the cafeteria later?
**[12:40] (Flashback) Sekine**
I'll treat you to one of those
50-yen juice boxes.
***SIGN*** New Cafeteria Menu:
Soba & Udon Noodles 250 yen
***SIGN*** New Cafeteria Menu:
Soba & Udon Noodles 250 yen
**[12:44] (Flashback) Tsubasa**
With my own money?
**[12:46] Sekine**
That feat was only possible because
of my highly developed social skills.
**[12:49] Tsubasa**
I guess I do owe you thanks.
**[12:52] Sekine**
Also, when Chiyo-san transferred in
during the middle of our first year...
**[13:00] (Flashback) Sekine**
Oh, that girl...
**[13:02] (Flashback) Tsubasa**
Hmm? Who?
**[13:04] (Flashback) Sekine**
I heard she's from a really
well-to-do family. And she's so pretty.
**[13:09] (Flashback) Tsubasa**
Wow, that's cool.
**[13:11] (Flashback) Sekine**
Let's ask her out to lunch.
**[13:13] (Flashback) Tsubasa**
Huh?
**[13:13] (Flashback) Sekine**
Doesn't she have a
"buys you lunch" kind of vibe?
**[13:16] (Flashback) Sekine**
Like the new menu:
meat-topped noodles, 390 yen.
**[13:20] Narrator**
Sekine stays true to herself.
**[13:23] (Flashback) Sekine**
Would you like to have lunch with us—
**[13:25] (Flashback) Chiyo**
No, thank you.
**[13:32] Chiyo**
*I am here to take the headmaster's life.*
**[13:34] Chiyo**
*I don't have time to make friends.*
**[13:37] (Flashback) Sekine**
That's too bad. I would have loved
to have lunch together with her.
***SIGN*** Maskuma Figurine Strap
***SIGN*** Kyoto Ayanama
Let's Go
Tea-Emon
**[13:50] (Flashback) Sekine**
Thank you for the food.
**[13:52] (Flashback) Tsubasa**
Oh, it comes with a little Maskuma.
**[13:54] (Flashback) Sekine**
Hmm.
**[13:55] (Flashback) Sekine**
Oh, I already have this one.
**[13:59] (Flashback) Sekine**
Would you like it?
**[14:00] (Flashback) Tsubasa**
Stop shoving things you
don't want onto other people.
***SIGN*** Line For Maskuma Merchandise
Ends Here
**[14:13] (Flashback) Chiyo**
Good morning.
**[14:15] (Flashback) Sekine & Tsubasa**
Ch-Chiyo-san...?
**[14:17] Sekine**
I remember that.
**[14:19] Tsubasa**
Chiyo-san really got into Maskuma.
**[14:22] Chiyo**
I-It was so cute, I couldn't hold back.
**[14:26] Chiyo**
*Thanks to that, I was able to...*
**[14:52] (Flashback) Chiyo**
Maskuma!
**[14:59] (Flashback) Chiyo**
I don't want to kill!
**[15:03] (Flashback) Chiyo**
I want to collect limited-edition
Maskuma collectibles!
**[15:07] Chiyo**
*If I hadn't found Maskuma,*
**[15:09] Chiyo**
* I wouldn't have been able to make*
* the decision to leave the clan.*
**[15:12] Sekine**
*Maskuma was the reason?!*
**[15:17] Tsubasa**
We all still have ours, too.
**[15:20] Chiyo**
Yes.
**[15:21] Sekine**
Indeed.
**[15:23] Rikka**
Of course!
**[15:25] Sekine**
*Colonel, you weren't there at the time.*
**[15:27] Tsubasa**
I remember how Rikka lost hers at the
school camp, and we all tried to find it.
**[15:32] Sekine**
*The Colonel fabricated that memory.*
**[15:35] Chiyo**
I remember making those
dress-up dolls for Christmas.
**[15:39] Sekine**
*And that one.*
**[15:41] Rikka**
We all wore matching ones to the
Glory to the Supreme Leader Meeting.
**[15:45] Chiyo**
Oh, I remember that!
**[15:47] Tsubasa**
Yeah, we did.
**[15:48] Chiyo**
We ate Hot Pot for the Revolution.
**[15:51] Tsubasa**
Oh yeah, that Hot Pot for
the Revolution was great.
**[15:53] Sekine**
*All of that is fake.*
**[15:56] Sekine**
*What's a Hot Pot for the Revolution, anyway?*
**[15:59] Sekine**
*Huh? Wait a minute...*
**[16:01] Sekine**
*When did the Colonel appear, anyway?*
**[16:04] Narrator**
Sekine is aware that she
has been brainwashed,
**[16:06] Narrator**
but she can't be certain which memories
are fake and which are real.
**[16:11] Sekine**
*Oh well, I'll be all right. Since...*
**[16:15] Sekine**
* my heart is always with the teachings*
* of the Supreme Leader!*
**[16:21] Narrator**
The brainwashing is really strong.
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
**[16:24] Sekine**
*The Little Lies We All Tell.*
***SIGN*** Drama Club
**[16:27] Rikka**
Hmm? What's this?
**[16:30] Tsubasa**
Oh, this party cracker?
It's a prop we used for club activities.
**[16:36] Tsubasa**
We have so many left over.
**[16:41] Rikka**
Ch-Chiyo-san! I'm sorry!
**[16:47] Tsubasa**
*She's crying?!*
**[16:48] Chiyo**
Oh, everyone... A surprise?!
**[16:54] Chiyo**
Just remembering my birthday
would have been enough!
**[16:59] Chiyo**
And yet you went and planned
a surprise party...
**[17:05] Chiyo**
I must be the happiest person in the world!
**[17:09] Rikka & Tsubasa & Sekine**
Happy birthday!
***SIGN*** Birthday Surprise Successful!!
**[17:11] Narrator**
"Birthday Surprise Successful!"
They decided to just run with it.
**[17:15] Sekine**
* No, but, what are we going to do?*
* Nobody's prepared anything—*
**[17:19] Rikka**
A present from me to you!
**[17:22] Sekine**
*Colonel? When did you get that ready?!*
**[17:25] Rikka**
A super-special...
**[17:30] Rikka**
used eraser!
**[17:33] Chiyo**
Rikka-chan... How...
**[17:39] Chiyo**
How did you know what
I most wanted right now?!
**[17:48] Sekine**
*B-Brainwashing?!*
**[17:49] Sekine**
*The Colonel messed with Chiyo-san's brain*
**[17:52] Sekine**
* to make a used eraser*
* the thing she wanted most!*
**[17:56] Chiyo**
An eraser? A writing utensil.
**[18:00] Chiyo**
E-Eraser!
**[18:02] Sekine**
*N-Not fair...*
**[18:04] Sekine**
*Or rather, if you're going to go that far,*
**[18:06] Sekine**
* why not just delete her desire*
* to have her birthday celebrated?*
**[18:10] Sekine**
*What's Tsubasa going to do?*
**[18:12] Sekine**
*Should we both grovel for forgiveness?*
***SIGN*** Conscience
**[18:17] Tsubasa**
*Uh, oh. I...*
**[18:24] Tsubasa**
*I bought a present...*
**[18:27] Tsubasa**
* I just wanted to do the minimum*
* needed to come off as a girl,*
**[18:29] Tsubasa**
* I didn't expect to be required to provide*
* an element of surprise as well...*
***SIGN*** Conscience
**[18:33] Tsubasa**
Chiyo-san, I'm sorry.
**[18:35] Tsubasa**
I got you something really ordinary.
**[18:38] Chiyo**
Thank you very much. May I open it?
**[18:41] Tsubasa**
Of course.
**[18:42] Chiyo**
Wow, how cute!
***SIGN*** Conscience
**[18:45] Tsubasa**
If there's anything else you want me to do
for you as a birthday present...
**[18:49] Chiyo**
Oh, no, this is quite enough.
**[18:51] Tsubasa**
No, please, do it for me.
**[18:53] Chiyo**
Well, if you insist...
**[18:55] Chiyo**
May I play with your hair again?
**[19:00] Tsubasa**
*Huh?!*
**[19:02] Chiyo**
That setup we did for your midsummer
outfit looked very nice on you.
**[19:06] Tsubasa**
*If that's what it takes to make her happy...*
**[19:10] Chiyo**
It's wonderful, Tsubasa-san.
***SIGN*** Mirror
**[19:15] Sekine**
* Oh, no. That's the "you're*
* up next, Sekine-san" look.*
**[19:20] Sekine**
*Y-Yikes...*
**[19:23] Sekine**
We have no other choice.
**[19:24] Sekine**
Are we doing it?
**[19:25] Sekine**
Yes.
**[19:27] Narrator**
By "it," Sekine is referring to her ability
**[19:29] Narrator**
to unlock control over her psychic powers.
**[19:32] Narrator**
It is called "Mistress Time."
**[19:35] Narrator**
However, with great power comes great cost.
**[19:40] Sekine**
*As long as I stay in Mistress Time, I... I...*
**[19:47] Sekine**
*I gain weight rapidly!*
***SIGN*** Psychokinesis
**[19:54] Sekine**
I'm going to use this bag-shaped drone
to write a message in the sky!
**[20:03] Tsubasa**
Whoa.
**[20:04] Rikka**
Great!
**[20:05] Chiyo**
Wow.
**[20:06] Sekine**
Happy birthday!
**[20:09] Chiyo**
What a beautiful message!
**[20:14] Sekine**
*At least I was able to keep it at a minimum—*
**[20:16] Chiyo**
Sekine-san.
**[20:17] Chiyo**
Tsubasa-san.
**[20:18] Chiyo**
Rikka-chan.
**[20:20] Chiyo**
Thank you all so very much.
**[20:23] Chiyo**
I've never had my birthday
celebrated in this way before.
**[20:28] Chiyo**
To be able to attend this school
and become friends with you
**[20:32] Chiyo**
is more than I ever could have wished for.
**[20:35] Chiyo**
I'm so happy.
**[20:37] Sekine**
* That was a lot of work, but if it*
* made her that happy, I'm glad I—*
**[20:40] Chiyo**
So, Sekine-san, if it's all right,
could you also write this in the sky?
**[20:46] Sekine**
Huh?
**[20:47] Chiyo**
That we'll remain friends forever,
no matter how many years pass.
**[21:04] Sekine**
Here we go!
**[21:15] Rikka**
Always...
**[21:17] Tsubasa**
Friends...
**[21:33] Narrator**
The great cost of Mistress Time.
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
***SIGN*** Day Duty:
Sekine
**[23:09] Rikka**
The Space Octopus vs Maskuma
showdown was awesome!
**[23:12] Sekine**
Did they fight...?
**[23:14] Chiyo**
Next episode has two parts, "The Maskuma
Typhoon Begins" and "Hold Your Skirts."
**[23:19] Chiyo**
Look forward to it!
***SIGN*** #04 - Wish Upon a Star
**[23:20] Sekine**
Those are all lies!
**[23:22] Tsubasa**
No, there is one truth in there.
# E4 - Wish Upon a Star
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN7GPV/wish-upon-a-star)
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**[00:01] Narrator**
Common occurrences in
Kashihara Girls' Academy, #1.
**[00:04] Chiyo**
Oh, look! There's a haze covering the UFO.
**[00:08] Tsubasa**
Yeah. Maybe it'll rain tomorrow.
**[00:11] Narrator**
Weather forecasting using the UFO.
**[00:14] Sekine**
* Everyone else can see the UFO, too.*
* They just can't find it odd.*
**[00:19] Rikka**
I know, let's all sing that song!
**[00:23] Chiyo**
What a wonderful suggestion!
**[00:25] Chiyo**
Oh, the UFO shines on the high tower.
**[00:34] Chiyo & Tsubasa**
The light shines, carrying our
hopes and dreams to space.
**[00:38] Narrator**
Common occurrences in
Kashihara Girls' Academy, #2.
**[00:41] Narrator**
When students gather together, they
spontaneously start singing the school song.
**[00:43] Chiyo & Tsubasa**
Admiration in our hearts, far beyond we go.
**[00:45] Sekine**
* Wait, the school song got altered!*
* When did that happen?!*
**[00:47] Chiyo & Tsubasa**
To the future.
**[00:49] Narrator**
Common occurrences in
Kashihara Girls' Academy, #3.
**[00:53] Narrator**
There is sometimes a space alien
atop the UFO, looking melancholy.
**[00:58] Rikka**
* My revolutionary comrades must*
* be fighting out there right now.*
**[01:03] Rikka**
*Yet, I...*
**[01:05] Rikka**
*What am I doing here?*
**[01:08] Rikka**
*Please wait. I will return, I promise!*
***SIGN*** Class 2-B
Air Band
***SIGN*** The
***SIGN*** Lit
***SIGN*** tle
***SIGN*** Lies
***SIGN*** We
***SIGN*** All
***SIGN*** Tell
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
***SIGN*** Rikka
***SIGN*** Colonel
***SIGN*** Chiyo-san
***SIGN*** Chiyo-san
***SIGN*** Ninja
***SIGN*** Sekine
***SIGN*** Psychic
***SIGN*** Tsubasa
***SIGN*** Tsuyoshi
***SIGN*** Boy
***SIGN*** Note:
Is Sekine
***SIGN*** Maskuma Mask
***SIGN*** Class 2-B
Air Band
***SIGN*** Poeh
***SIGN*** #04: Wish Upon a Star
***SIGN*** #04: Wish Upon a Star
***SIGN*** #04: Wish Upon a Star
***SIGN*** #04: Wish Upon a Star
***SIGN*** #04: Wish Upon a Star
***SIGN*** #04: Wish Upon a Star
***SIGN*** #04: Wish Upon a Star
***SIGN*** #04: Wish Upon a Star
***SIGN*** #04: Wish Upon a Star
***SIGN*** #04: Wish Upon a Star
***SIGN*** #04: Wish Upon a Star
***SIGN*** #04: Wish Upon a Star
**[02:47] Chiyo**
I baked cookies for everyone today.
**[02:51] Chiyo**
Please enjoy them, if you'd like.
**[02:54] Rikka**
Wow, looks delicious!
**[02:56] Rikka & Sekine & Tsubasa**
Thank you for the food!
**[02:59] Tsubasa**
Wow, that's good.
**[03:02] Rikka**
Yep, this is delicious!
I wanna marry Chiyo-san!
**[03:06] Chiyo**
Oh, I'm honored.
**[03:09] Sekine**
Chiyo-san'd be my first choice to marry, too.
**[03:13] Chiyo**
You also, Sekine-san? Thank you.
**[03:15] Sekine**
Tsubasa, if you had to marry
one of us, who would it be?
**[03:18] Tsubasa**
Huh?
**[03:25] Tsubasa**
*What's the right answer here?*
**[03:28] Tsubasa**
* They're all friends to me. I've never even*
* thought of them like this before.*
**[03:32] Tsubasa**
* But not being able to casually answer*
* a question like this could seem suspicious.*
**[03:40] Tsubasa**
* Maybe I should just follow*
* the crowd and say Chiyo-san.*
***SIGN*** The Traditional Beauty
**[03:44] Tsubasa**
* She's kind, very pretty,*
* good at cooking and sewing...*
**[03:48] Tsubasa**
* I could totally brag*
* about her to my friends.*
***SIGN*** She's so pretty!
**[03:50] Inoue**
*Wow!*
**[03:52] Tsubasa**
*Aw yeah.*
**[03:54] Tsubasa**
* But having a house full of Maskuma*
* would be bad.*
**[03:57] Tsubasa**
*Also, I don't understand what sets her off!*
**[04:01] (Flashback) Chiyo**
After you've thrown up,
that's when the real workout begins.
**[04:04] Tsubasa**
* It still upsets my stomach*
* just thinking about it.*
**[04:08] Tsubasa**
*Sekine is the one that's easiest to be with.*
**[04:11] (Flashback) Sekine**
Let's go to the chain
restaurant after school.
**[04:13] (Flashback) Sekine**
They have a limited-time offer!
40% cash back if you use the payment app!
**[04:18] Tsubasa**
* She's down-to-earth, and I could*
* just be myself dating her.*
**[04:22] Tsubasa**
*But...*
**[04:23] Sekine**
*I always wear tracksuits.*
**[04:25] Sekine**
* They're comfortable,*
* I don't mind if they get dirty,*
**[04:28] Sekine**
* they double as pajamas, and you can*
* wear them both indoors and outdoors.*
**[04:30] Sekine**
*They're the best.*
**[04:33] Tsubasa**
*There's just no spark whatsoever.*
**[04:36] Sekine**
* I can't read her thoughts, but I can*
* more or less tell what she's thinking.*
***SIGN*** The Little Sister
**[04:41] Tsubasa**
* Rikka is innocent and cute,*
* but if I introduced her to my friends...*
***SIGN*** The Little Sister
***SIGN*** The Little Sister
***SIGN*** The Little Sister
***SIGN*** The Little Sister
**[04:46] Inoue**
Gross!
***SIGN*** Gross
**[04:47] Inoue**
*Tsuyoshi, are you dating a grade-schooler?*
**[04:51] Tsubasa**
*People might think I'm a pedophile.*
**[04:53] Tsubasa**
* Also, I don't want to attend*
* her strange gatherings...*
***SIGN*** UFO Gathering
***SIGN*** Pamphlet
**[04:56] Rikka**
*We meet at the UFO every Sunday.*
**[05:00] Rikka**
* I'll teach you about the glorious leader*
* that I respect so very much.*
**[05:08] Tsubasa**
It's a supremely tough question.
And not in a good way.
**[05:11] Sekine**
How rude.
**[05:13] Sekine**
So what's your ideal partner like, then?
**[05:15] Tsubasa**
Huh? Hmm...
**[05:18] Tsubasa**
I'd like someone who's frank
and chill. Almost manly.
***SIGN*** Manly personality
***SIGN*** Manly personality
**[05:22] Tsubasa**
Someone with a punk-girl style,
who wears revealing clothes.
***SIGN*** Piercings
(punk girl style)
***SIGN*** Piercings
(punk girl style)
***SIGN*** Short skirt
(revealing clothes)
***SIGN*** Short skirt
(revealing clothes)
**[05:26] Tsubasa**
Short hair would be a plus, too.
***SIGN*** Short hair
***SIGN*** Short hair
**[05:28] Tsubasa**
But where would I find anyone like that?
**[05:31] Narrator**
Right here.
**[05:35] Sekine**
*She just loves herself!*
**[05:40] Students**
Did you see that yesterday?
**[05:41] Students**
Yeah!
**[05:44] Sekine**
Good morning.
**[05:46] Tsubasa**
Morning, Sekine.
**[05:48] Tsubasa**
Oh, right. Yesterday, I found an idol
who looks just like Chiyo-san.
**[05:53] Tsubasa**
Check this out.
**[05:54] Sekine**
Wow. She does look similar.
**[05:57] Tsubasa**
I know, right?
**[05:57] Sekine**
But where did you find that photo?
**[06:00] Tsubasa**
I-It's from a magazine.
**[06:02] Tsubasa**
My brother Tsuyoshi bought it.
**[06:05] Sekine**
Ah, I see.
**[06:07] Rikka**
Hey,
**[06:08] Rikka**
for what purpose do photos
like these exist?
**[06:12] Tsubasa**
What purpose... For men to look at, I guess?
**[06:17] Rikka**
Why do men look at photos like that?
**[06:20] Tsubasa**
Um... To get excited?
**[06:23] Rikka**
Why do they want to get excited?
**[06:25] Tsubasa**
That's, uh... To make offspring?
**[06:29] Rikka**
Looking at photos generates offspring?
Is that how the system works?
**[06:33] Tsubasa**
No, just looking isn't enough.
**[06:36] Rikka**
So what motivates them to look?
**[06:38] Rikka**
Is it really necessary for them to spend
their precious time in such a way?
**[06:42] Rikka**
They only live once.
Doesn't it make them sad?
**[06:47] Narrator**
Her purity fuels her scathing remarks.
***SIGN*** Sca
***SIGN*** thing
**[06:50] Chiyo**
Good day, everyone.
**[06:52] Tsubasa**
*Chiyo-san! Nice timing!*
**[06:55] Tsubasa**
Good morning, Chiyo-san.
**[06:57] Tsubasa**
Look, I found an idol
who looks just like you!
**[07:02] Chiyo**
Is she really that similar?
**[07:04] Tsubasa**
Totally. Her face looks just like yours.
**[07:06] Chiyo**
Do you think so?
**[07:08] Tsubasa**
See, like in this one. And this one, too.
**[07:14] Tsubasa**
Wow, this swimsuit's like a bandage.
**[07:17] Chiyo**
Y-Yes, you're right...
She does... look like me...
**[07:24] Tsubasa**
*Wh-Why cry?!*
**[07:27] Sekine**
Oh, no. You can't show those
kinds of things to Chiyo-san.
**[07:31] Tsubasa**
B-But, this model's really pretty, and...
**[07:37] Sekine**
That's not the issue.
**[07:39] Sekine**
The problem is that you
showed something provocative
**[07:42] Sekine**
to someone with no resistance
to that type of thing.
**[07:45] Tsubasa**
* She's suddenly acting like the*
* straight-laced class-rep type!*
**[07:48] Tsubasa**
B-But, this isn't *that* provocative...
**[07:52] Sekine**
Even "mild spice" is too spicy
for some people.
**[07:55] Sekine**
To some people, curry for children
is like super-hellish spicy ramen.
**[08:01] Tsubasa**
But this is like salt-broth veggie ramen!
**[08:05] Sekine**
What? These bandages?!
**[08:08] Chiyo**
No, I'm fine. I, I...
**[08:12] Chiyo**
I'll go nude!
***SIGN*** Bring it!
**[08:13] Tsubasa**
*Why?!*
**[08:15] Rikka**
Let's go calm down a little.
**[08:18] Tsubasa**
*Why...?*
**[08:19] Tsubasa**
*Was... Was it that bad, what I did?*
**[08:25] Sekine**
*She's a good kid at heart,*
**[08:27] Sekine**
* but she does this kind of thing*
* every once in a while.*
**[08:30] Sekine**
* Her sensibilities are a bit off,*
* or something.*
**[08:33] Sekine**
* I can't hear her thoughts at all,*
* so I don't know what she's thinking.*
**[08:38] Narrator**
Sekine's psychic power is so lame
**[08:42] Narrator**
that she hasn't even realized
that it only works on the same gender.
**[08:47] Tsubasa**
Got it. I...
**[08:50] Tsubasa**
I'll quit school.
**[08:53] Rikka**
Chiyo-san, are you feeling better?
**[08:55] Chiyo**
Yes. I'm sorry.
**[08:58] Chiyo**
I think I'll quit school now...
**[09:02] Narrator**
They're in sync.
**[09:04] Sekine**
No, no, no. There's no need for that.
**[09:08] Tsubasa**
I can't do this anymore.
Sekine, thanks for everything.
**[09:13] Tsubasa**
Don't worry if I forget who you are
or start talking funny starting tomorrow.
**[09:16] Tsubasa (Sister)**
*Wassup.*
**[09:20] Sekine**
*Are you quitting or not?!*
**[09:23] Rikka**
Um, is quitting really necessary?
**[09:27] Chiyo**
I just don't want to cause any more trouble.
**[09:32] Chiyo**
I-I simply can't get over my aversion
toward lewd things, and men in general.
**[09:38] Rikka**
It's all right. You can't help it.
**[09:40] Rikka**
Don't worry!
**[09:42] Rikka**
I'll protect you.
**[09:44] Rikka**
I'll make sure nothing you dislike
will so much as touch you, ever again!
**[09:48] Chiyo**
Rikka-chan...
**[09:51] Sekine**
Oh, there you are!
**[09:53] Rikka**
Sekine-chan, what is it?
**[09:56] Sekine**
Well, Tsubasa started saying
she was gonna quit school.
**[09:59] Rikka**
What?
**[10:01] Sekine**
Don't worry, both of you.
Let's apologize and get over it.
**[10:05] Tsubasa**
Chiyo-san, I'm sorry.
**[10:07] Chiyo**
No, it's me who should apologize!
There's no need for you to quit school.
**[10:12] Chiyo**
I hope we can continue to be friends.
**[10:15] Tsubasa**
Thank you.
**[10:16] Tsubasa**
*Hmm?*
**[10:20] Tsubasa**
S-Sorry. I gotta go to the restroom.
**[10:23] Sekine**
I'm glad you were able to calm down.
**[10:27] Chiyo**
Yes, Rikka-chan stayed by my side,
consoling me the whole time.
**[10:32] Sekine**
*Good job, Colonel!*
***SIGN*** Proud of Herself
**[10:34] Rikka**
*I intend to keep my promise!*
**[10:36] Rikka**
*I placed a device on Chiyo-san*
**[10:38] Rikka**
* that transforms any man who comes*
* in contact with her skin into a woman!*
**[10:42] Sekine**
*Y-You can do that?!*
**[10:44] Mr. Brian**
Good morning, everybody!
**[10:47] Rikka**
Good morning!
**[10:50] Chiyo**
Oh, Mr. Brian, there's some
lint on your clothes...
**[10:54] Sekine**
No!
**[10:55] Sekine**
Don't touch, Brian!
**[10:57] Mr. Brian**
What?!
**[11:03] Tsubasa**
*It's gone.*
**[11:05] Tsubasa**
* The one thing that should*
* always be there... is gone.*
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
***SIGN*** Tsuyoshi
***SIGN*** 1
***SIGN*** —
***SIGN*** 2
***SIGN*** (His thing)
**[11:09] Tsubasa (Sister) & Tsuyoshi**
*Tsuyoshi 1/2.*
**[11:13] Students**
Let's stop by that one place.
**[11:14] Students**
Sure, let's do that.
**[11:17] Tsubasa**
*I lost something precious.*
**[11:20] Chiyo**
What's wrong with Tsubasa-san?
**[11:23] Rikka**
She's been like that since this morning.
**[11:25] Sekine**
Hmm?
**[11:27] Narrator**
Now that Tsubasa is female,
something unexpected has happened.
**[11:31] Sekine**
* What does she mean by*
* "something precious"?*
**[11:33] Narrator**
Sekine can now read Tsubasa's thoughts!
**[11:38] Sekine**
* I could help her find it*
* If she would tell me what it is...*
**[11:42] Sekine**
*But I don't want to pry.*
**[11:44] Rikka**
Tsubasa-chan!
**[11:46] Rikka**
Did you finish your social studies homework?
**[11:48] Rikka**
The one about finding out how your
parents came up with your name?
**[11:53] Tsubasa**
Name... My grandpa gave me my name.
**[11:56] Tsubasa**
He wanted me to grow up firm and solid!
**[12:00] Tsubasa**
I'm sorry, Grandpa!
**[12:02] Sekine**
*Wh-What's so tear-jerking about that?*
**[12:06] Sekine**
*And why the Colonel, too?!*
**[12:07] Rikka**
What a wonderful grandfather!
**[12:09] Rikka**
I didn't know "Tsubasa" had such a meaning!
**[12:12] Tsubasa**
Oh, sorry. That was about my
brother's name, "Tsuyoshi."
**[12:17] Tsubasa**
"Tsubasa" was so that I would
grow up free and easy.
**[12:19] Tsubasa (Sister)**
* Hey, Tsuyoshi, don't I look good*
* in a boy's uniform?*
**[12:23] Tsubasa (Sister)**
*What if I get a cute girlfriend?*
**[12:26] Tsubasa**
And it worked, damn it! It worked *too* well!
**[12:30] Rikka**
That's good to hear.
**[12:32] Sekine**
*Tsubasa's acting a bit weird.*
**[12:35] Sekine**
* She's depressed because she*
* lost something important.*
**[12:38] Sekine**
* She cries when talking*
* about her grandfather...*
**[12:41] Sekine**
*I know!*
**[12:43] Sekine**
* She must have lost some kind of*
* keepsake of her grandfather!*
**[12:46] Sekine**
*That must be rough. Yikes!*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Not even close
***SIGN*** Um...
***SIGN*** I'm alive...
***SIGN*** I'm the grandfather...
***SIGN*** Name's Genzo...
**[12:49] Narrator**
By the way, the grandfather
in question is very much alive.
**[12:52] Chiyo**
Tsubasa-san, if it's all right with you,
**[12:55] Chiyo**
would you like to go somewhere
on our next day off?
**[12:58] Sekine**
I know, let's all go to the pool!
**[13:01] Rikka**
The pool? Nice!
**[13:03] Sekine**
Raku Raku Land is doing a
women-only night pool event.
**[13:08] Tsubasa**
Women-only? I'm not sure...
**[13:11] Sekine**
Hmm? What, you'd rather go
somewhere you can meet boys?
**[13:15] Tsubasa**
No, that's not it.
There's a slight problem...
**[13:20] Tsubasa**
*Oh, there is no problem.*
**[13:21] Narrator**
His problem went missing.
***SIGN*** Raku Raku Land
**[13:27] Tsubasa**
Oh, paper strips.
**[13:29] Sekine**
Right, today is Tanabata.
**[13:32] Chiyo**
Let's all write down our wishes
and hang them up.
**[13:35] Sekine**
What's your wish, Chiyo-san?
**[13:40] Chiyo**
Oh, that's a secret.
**[13:43] Tsubasa**
*I really hope this wish comes true!*
**[13:47] Chiyo**
Where's Tsubasa-san?
**[13:49] Sekine**
She went off to change
in the back somewhere.
**[13:52] Sekine**
I don't know why she would be
so shy all of a sudden.
**[13:55] Rikka**
Yeah, changing is so quick.
**[13:59] Narrator**
Colonel Rikka's instant
transformation is a success.
**[14:04] Chiyo**
Oh, that's very cute, Rikka-chan!
**[14:09] Rikka**
Chiyo-san, you're wearing a lot of layers.
**[14:14] Chiyo**
I don't want to be immodest.
**[14:16] Rikka**
*Is that her maidenly mindset?*
**[14:18] Chiyo**
*I need to wear at least this much clothing.*
**[14:21] Chiyo**
*Otherwise, I can't conceal my sword scars,*
**[14:24] Chiyo**
* and I need my gear in case*
* an assassin appears.*
**[14:27] Narrator**
The ninja mindset.
**[14:32] Chiyo**
Wow, how fun!
**[14:35] Tsubasa**
* Is this all right?*
* Am I not sticking out weirdly?*
**[14:39] Rikka**
Let's go!
***SIGN*** Nekise
**[14:42] Sekine**
Hey, don't forget to stretch first!
***SIGN*** Waterproofed
**[14:47] Rikka**
Go, go! Charge!
**[14:53] Chiyo**
Would you like to share this with me?
**[14:56] Sekine**
Are you sure?
**[14:57] Chiyo**
Yes!
**[15:06] Tsubasa**
*So many pretty ladies. This is actually fun.*
**[15:11] Woman**
Hey, you there. Sorry to bother you.
**[15:14] Woman**
My necklace got caught up in the hook.
Can you help me get it off?
**[15:18] Tsubasa**
Y-Yes!
**[15:22] Woman**
Thanks for the help!
**[15:29] Chiyo**
I hope this makes Tsubasa-san feel better.
**[15:33] Tsubasa**
Girls!
**[15:36] Tsubasa**
The night pool is, like, so much fun!
**[15:39] Tsubasa**
I'm totes excited!
**[15:42] Sekine**
Was she always like this...?
**[15:46] Tsubasa**
Ohmigosh, what're you talking about?
**[15:47] Tsubasa**
Of course I've always been like this!
**[15:52] Sekine**
* I guess if she's cheered up,*
* that's all good...?*
**[15:56] Tsubasa**
Oh, I just remembered!
We gotta, like, hang those paper strips!
**[15:59] Chiyo**
Yes, let's do that!
**[16:04] Tsubasa**
*"I wish I could go back to how I was"?*
**[16:07] Tsubasa**
*What a dummy I was to think that!*
**[16:12] Chiyo**
* I wish my sword scars*
* could become less visible.*
**[16:16] Sekine**
* I want to lose three kilograms.*
* Or just two kilograms, if that's too much.*
**[16:20] Rikka**
*They're all praying so intensely.*
**[16:22] Rikka**
*To make their wishes come true... How...*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Materialist
**[16:26] Rikka**
*How foolish these Earthlings are.*
**[16:29] Rikka**
* Goals are attained through*
* relentless effort, are they not?*
**[16:34] Rikka**
* I've tried my best to accustom*
* myself to Earth culture,*
**[16:37] Rikka**
*but this is not acceptable.*
**[16:40] Tsubasa**
Rikka, aren't you hanging up
your paper strip?
**[16:43] Rikka**
Oh? Um, hmm...
***SIGN*** Establish a unified
government of the universe
under the revolution
**[16:46] Rikka**
I don't think wishing for it would
make it come true, so I'll pass.
**[16:50] Tsubasa**
Oh, in that case, I'll, like,
write your wish on my paper, too.
**[16:55] Rikka**
Huh?
**[16:56] Tsubasa**
I don't want my original wish anymore.
**[16:59] Tsubasa**
'Sides, if we both write the same wish,
**[17:01] Tsubasa**
maybe it'll increase the
chance of it coming true.
**[17:03] Rikka**
Thanks, Tsubasa-chan.
I appreciate the thought.
**[17:10] Chiyo**
Oh look, shooting stars!
**[17:15] Sekine**
Gotta make a wish!
**[17:18] Rikka**
*My wish probably won't come true, but...*
***SIGN*** I wish I could go back
to how I was. -Tsubasa
***SIGN*** I want to lose 3 kilos
2 kilos. -Sekine
***SIGN*** I wish my legs
were pretty. -Chiyo
**[17:22] Rikka**
*I just hope my friends' wishes do.*
**[17:27] Tsubasa**
Oh? What's this?
***SIGN*** Just a small gift...
***SIGN*** Juice
**[17:34] Chiyo**
Tsubasa-san, what's wrong?
**[17:37] Tsubasa**
I feel very cold, all of a sudden.
**[17:40] Chiyo**
Oh, no!
**[17:44] Chiyo**
*I have no choice.*
**[17:46] Chiyo**
Please use this!
**[17:48] Tsubasa**
Th-Thanks.
**[17:51] Rikka**
Wow, Chiyo-san, your legs are so pretty!
**[17:55] Chiyo**
What?!
**[17:56] Chiyo**
*M-My sword scars are gone!*
**[17:59] Sekine**
*Did the Colonel make our wishes come true?*
**[18:03] Sekine**
*I do feel like I lost a bit of weight.*
**[18:06] Sekine**
*I should have wished for something bigger...*
**[18:09] Narrator**
By the way, about the device that the
Colonel put on the back of Chiyo's neck...
**[18:13] Sekine**
* I secretly removed it.*
* The Colonel doesn't know!*
**[18:18] Maskuma**
Kuma.
**[18:23] Maskuma**
Kuma.
**[18:25] Maskuma**
Kuma!
**[18:28] Staff**
To celebrate the release of Maskuma's movie,
**[18:31] Staff**
we're giving out
limited-edition phone charms
**[18:33] Staff**
to anyone who can show us
an item with polka dots!
***SIGN*** Chiyo-san
***SIGN*** Please
***SIGN*** Take us home
with you
**[18:36] Chiyo**
A limited-edition phone
charm?! I really want it!
**[18:40] Tsubasa**
That's too bad. I don't have
anything with polka dots.
**[18:44] Sekine**
Me, neither.
**[18:45] Rikka**
Same here.
**[18:50] Chiyo**
I... I know!
**[18:51] Staff**
Anyone? They're cute!
**[18:54] Chiyo**
Would this...
**[18:57] Sekine & Tsubasa & Rikka**
Chiyo-san?!
**[18:58] Tsubasa**
No! Don't do that!
**[19:01] Chiyo**
But it's the only way!
**[19:04] Tsubasa**
I'll go and buy something
with polka dots right now!
***SIGN*** Maskuma Mask
the MOVIE
**[19:07] Staff**
This event will be ending soon!
**[19:10] Tsubasa**
What? What should we do?!
**[19:12] Rikka**
Worry not!
**[19:14] Chiyo**
Rikka-chan?
**[19:17] Rikka**
I'd like a phone charm, please!
**[19:19] Staff**
Sure, just show me something with polka dots!
**[19:28] Rikka**
I got us a charm!
***SIGN*** Thank you...
Thank you...
***SIGN*** She gave it to her
***SIGN*** Don't mention it.
**[19:32] Chiyo**
Thank you, Rikka-chan!
**[19:34] Rikka**
I'm happy for you.
**[19:36] Sekine**
*Oh, the inside of her mouth...*
**[19:38] Narrator**
Every mucous membrane
in her body is now polka-dotted.
**[19:50] Chiyo**
Oh, no! The charm!
**[19:52] Tsubasa**
What, you dropped it?
**[19:53] Rikka**
You couldn't help it, Chiyo-san.
**[19:58] Chiyo**
Everyone, I'm going to go powder my nose.
**[20:04] Hanzo**
What? How?!
**[20:06] Chiyo**
I just lost the last shred of patience
I had with you, Hanzo!
**[20:13] Sekine**
What can we do to get
that charm for Chiyo-san?
**[20:17] Tsubasa**
Wow, it's going for such a high price
in the online auctions.
**[20:20] Tsubasa**
We can't get it there, either.
**[20:22] Rikka**
Oh, look! I found one here.
**[20:29] Narrator**
An obvious fake.
***SIGN*** Wears Boxers
**[20:32] Tsubasa**
* I do have polka dots*
* on my underwear today...*
**[20:36] Tsubasa**
* But if they find out I'm a guy,*
* that might cause trouble...*
**[20:40] Tsubasa**
*But...*
**[20:44] Chiyo**
*I feel empty.*
**[20:47] Sekine**
Oh, Chiyo-san.
**[20:49] Chiyo**
Did you wait for me?
**[20:52] Rikka**
Of course!
**[20:54] Tsubasa**
Look. We got you the phone charm.
**[20:58] Chiyo**
Wow!
**[21:00] Tsubasa**
I forgot about the polka-dot
handkerchief that I had.
**[21:04] Tsubasa**
I just had to show them that, and I got it.
**[21:07] Sekine**
All's well that ends well, huh, Chiyo-san?
**[21:10] Chiyo**
Yes!
**[21:12] Rikka**
Let's go home now.
**[21:14] Sekine**
Yes, let's.
**[21:22] Tsubasa**
Achoo!
***SIGN*** Translation: I'm getting a faint reading
of a spacecraft. It seems friendly.
***SIGN*** Translation: I'm getting a faint reading
of a spacecraft. It seems friendly.
***SIGN*** Translation: Understood.
Commencing search pattern.
***SIGN*** Translation: Understood.
Commencing search pattern.
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
***SIGN*** Day Duty:
Sekine
**[23:09] Sekine**
It's summer. I need to go on a diet.
**[23:11] Chiyo**
Shaved ice, watermelons, cold noodles...
So many delicious things.
***SIGN*** Maybe I shouldn't
wear a swimsuit...
**[23:16] Sekine**
You're right. I should enjoy
them all before I start.
**[23:18] Rikka**
That's a great idea!
***SIGN*** #05: Beach
**[23:20] Tsubasa**
And thus, Sekine never begins her diet.
# E5 - Beach
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ9JM5/beach)
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**[00:01] Narrator**
Chiyo rises early.
**[00:06] Narrator**
She sleeps on her side,
left side down, to protect her heart.
**[00:13] Narrator**
A habit she developed in her ninja clan.
**[00:25] Chiyo**
Another peaceful morning.
**[00:30] Narrator**
Chiyo begins her morning routine
by brushing her teeth
**[00:33] Narrator**
and sharpening her shuriken.
**[00:46] Chiyo**
My usual hairstyle is complete!
**[00:49] Chiyo**
All good!
**[00:52] Chiyo**
I'll be on my way.
**[00:55] Narrator**
The usual, peaceful days continue.
**[00:59] Narrator**
Or so Chiyo believed, earnestly.
***SIGN*** Final Exams
***SIGN*** Class 2-B
Air Band
***SIGN*** The
***SIGN*** Lit
***SIGN*** tle
***SIGN*** Lies
***SIGN*** We
***SIGN*** All
***SIGN*** Tell
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
***SIGN*** Rikka
***SIGN*** Colonel
***SIGN*** Chiyo-san
***SIGN*** Chiyo-san
***SIGN*** Ninja
***SIGN*** Sekine
***SIGN*** Psychic
***SIGN*** Tsubasa
***SIGN*** Tsuyoshi
***SIGN*** Boy
***SIGN*** Note:
Is Sekine
***SIGN*** Maskuma Mask
***SIGN*** Class 2-B
Air Band
***SIGN*** Poeh
***SIGN*** Final Exams
***SIGN*** #05: Beach
***SIGN*** #05: Beach
***SIGN*** #05: Beach
***SIGN*** #05: Beach
***SIGN*** #05: Beach
***SIGN*** #05: Beach
***SIGN*** #05: Beach
***SIGN*** #05: Beach
***SIGN*** #05: Beach
***SIGN*** #05: Beach
***SIGN*** #05: Beach
***SIGN*** #05: Beach
**[02:48] Chiyo**
*I'll do my best.*
**[02:52] Sekine**
*The Colonel seems to be on a roll.*
**[03:02] Sekine**
* If you're going to cheat,*
* at least make it less obvious...*
**[03:05] Sekine**
*Never mind that. I have to concentrate.*
**[03:11] Sekine**
*Of course I don't use my powers for tests!*
**[03:14] Narrator**
Who is she making excuses to?
***SIGN*** A Few Days Later
**[03:19] Sekine**
How did you go on the test?
**[03:21] Tsubasa**
It was pretty easy.
**[03:23] Rikka**
Okay, I guess.
***SIGN*** Class Rep
**[03:26] Sekine**
I got a 100 in English.
***SIGN*** Model Student
**[03:27] Tsubasa**
I got a 98.
***SIGN*** Elite Military Officer
**[03:29] Rikka**
I got a 51.
***SIGN*** Points
**[03:32] Sekine**
* How did you cheat so much*
* and yet score so low?*
**[03:36] Chiyo**
As for me...
**[03:41] Student 1**
Hey, guys. Our draft of the
class poem is done. Take a look.
**[03:44] Sekine**
Oh, sure.
**[03:46] Student 1**
Let me know what you think later.
**[03:48] Sekine**
Sure.
**[03:52] Tsubasa**
"Class Celebrity," huh.
***SIGN*** Class Poem: "Class Celebrity" (WIP)
***SIGN*** "Chiyo-san"
Chiyo-san is pretty,
so pretty.
She's very pretty,
like super pretty,
like an unstoppable
force of prettiness,
and a total celeb
**[03:54] Tsubasa**
Everyone picked Chiyo-san.
**[03:56] Sekine**
Well, she *is* pretty. It's only natural.
**[04:00] Rikka**
I'm so proud!
**[04:04] Chiyo**
I'm going to make a quick visit
to the school store.
**[04:08] Chiyo**
*Unbelievable... I...*
**[04:11] Chiyo**
*I'm considered pretty!*
**[04:14] Narrator**
She couldn't be happier.
***SIGN*** Three days like this
**[04:18] Chiyo**
*Was it because, during my harsh training...*
**[04:21] Chiyo**
*I applied nightingale feces to my face?*
**[04:26] Chiyo**
*Or is it thanks to the mud baths?*
***SIGN*** Totally holding her breath
**[04:31] Chiyo**
*Or perhaps it's the rich protein in my diet?*
**[04:34] Narrator**
All organic & natural.
**[04:40] Chiyo**
I feel so self-conscious!
**[04:42] Tsubasa**
Chiyo-san...
**[04:44] Tsubasa**
needs to tone it down a notch.
**[04:47] Sekine**
I thought the same thing.
**[04:50] Tsubasa**
She needs to know when
a compliment is just flattery.
**[04:52] Sekine**
We won't be able to keep having
lunch with her if this goes on.
**[04:55] Tsubasa**
In fact,
**[04:57] Tsubasa**
she won't be accepted anywhere at all.
**[04:59] Rikka**
That's too harsh.
***SIGN*** The Next Day
**[05:08] Chiyo**
Good morning.
**[05:10] Rikka**
Good...?!
**[05:12] Rikka**
Chiyo-san, is that a new hairstyle?
**[05:16] Chiyo**
I wanted to change it up a little.
**[05:18] Rikka**
The old style looked so
good on you, though.
**[05:20] Sekine**
Ah.
**[05:22] Sekine**
That might be better, actually.
**[05:25] Tsubasa**
In fact, why don't you go shorter?
**[05:40] Chiyo**
*I'm finally free from my clan!*
**[05:44] Chiyo**
* I'll gradually grow my hair out,*
* dress pretty, and...*
**[05:51] Sekine**
* We won't be able to keep having*
* lunch with her if this goes on.*
**[05:56] Tsubasa**
* In fact, she won't be*
* accepted anywhere at all.*
**[06:04] Rikka**
Just wait a minute!
**[06:08] Rikka**
Why are you cutting your hair?!
**[06:09] Chiyo**
Rikka-chan...
**[06:12] Chiyo**
I thought I needed
to take it down a notch...
**[06:17] Chiyo**
Wait, Rikka-chan?!
**[06:19] Rikka**
You two are the worst!
**[06:23] Rikka**
Just because...
**[06:24] Rikka**
Because Chiyo-san...
**[06:31] Rikka**
Just because Chiyo-san
scored horribly in her tests!
**[06:37] Rikka**
You have no honor!
**[06:41] Sekine**
You're right.
**[06:42] Tsubasa**
I'm sorry.
**[06:43] Chiyo**
What's going on...?
**[06:45] Narrator**
This is what's going on.
**[06:48] (Flashback) Chiyo**
I'm going to make a quick visit
to the school store.
**[06:55] (Flashback) Rikka**
What's wrong?
**[06:56] (Flashback) Tsubasa**
The class poem can wait.
**[06:59] (Flashback) Sekine**
It's Chiyo-san's test scores.
**[07:07] Chiyo**
*Thump, thump!*
**[07:23] (Flashback) Brian**
Genius!
**[07:28] (Flashback) Chiyo**
I finally got a score!
**[07:31] (Flashback) Rikka**
It's a first!
**[07:33] (Flashback) Tsubasa**
She needs to know when
a compliment is just flattery.
**[07:35] (Flashback) Sekine**
We won't be able to keep having
lunch with her if this goes on.
**[07:39] (Flashback) Tsubasa**
In fact,
**[07:40] (Flashback) Tsubasa**
she won't be accepted anywhere at all.
**[07:43] (Flashback) Rikka**
That's taking it too far.
***SIGN*** High School
***SIGN*** Middle School
***SIGN*** Around 10% drop out
**[07:46] Sekine**
It's actually not easy going from our
middle school directly to our high school.
**[07:50] Tsubasa**
At this rate, she's never going
to high school with us.
**[07:57] Chiyo**
You were talking about the test...
**[08:00] Chiyo**
But you did also say I should cut my hair.
**[08:04] Tsubasa**
Th-That was...
**[08:07] Sekine**
* I mean, should you be*
* spending your time on that?!*
**[08:11] Chiyo**
* First I wash my hair,*
* then I apply conditioner,*
**[08:14] Chiyo**
*and then I use a straightening iron,*
**[08:16] Chiyo**
* followed by a curling iron*
* to apply a gentle wave.*
**[08:19] Chiyo**
*And finished!*
**[08:22] Sekine**
* I remember Chiyo-san telling me*
* the whole process takes about an hour.*
**[08:27] Sekine**
* Use that time to learn*
* an English word or two!*
***SIGN*** Simply prefers
shorter hair
**[08:33] Tsubasa**
I'm really sorry we talked
about you behind your back.
**[08:37] Sekine**
But we really want to go to
the same high school as you!
**[08:41] Rikka**
Yep!
**[08:46] Chiyo**
I'm so glad!
**[08:48] Sekine**
*There's nothing to be glad about!*
**[08:50] Tsubasa**
*Is she really okay?!*
**[08:51] Sekine**
We won't sugar coat it anymore.
You're going to be screwed!
**[08:54] Tsubasa**
You're really in deep trouble!
**[08:56] Chiyo**
Please don't worry.
**[08:59] Chiyo**
Mr. Brian said I can enter Tokyo University!
**[09:04] (Flashback) Mr. Brian**
You worked very hard, Miss Chiyo.
You are a future Tokyo U student!
**[09:09] Sekine & Tsubasa**
*Again, understand when something is flattery!*
***SIGN*** That's an "A"!
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
**[09:13] Chiyo**
*The Little Lies We All Tell!*
**[09:16] Tsubasa**
How's it going? Are you learning?
**[09:18] Chiyo**
I'm doing my best.
***SIGN*** Mathematics 2
**[09:20] Chiyo**
For starters, I memorized a textbook!
**[09:24] Tsubasa**
*A study habit popular among idiots!*
**[09:26] Tsubasa**
Don't memorize! Understand!
**[09:28] Sekine**
Calm down, Tsubasa!
**[09:30] Sekine**
That might be good enough
to get through the upcoming exams.
**[09:33] Chiyo**
Now, hear my words of wisdom.
**[09:36] Chiyo**
When editing this textbook,
I paid the most attention to one thing...
**[09:42] Chiyo**
Making sure that you, new eighth graders,
could learn math with excitement.
**[09:45] Sekine & Tsubasa**
*The foreword section...*
**[09:46] Rikka**
Good job! Good job!
**[09:49] Rikka**
Good job! Good job!
**[09:49] Chiyo**
I wrote the problems
with utmost care to make sure...
**[09:53] Narrator**
Chiyo is waiting for her next compliment.
***SIGN*** Ethics P.E. Home Ec Art Music English Soc.Stud Science Math Japanese
***SIGN*** Ethics P.E. Home Ec Art Music English Soc.Stud Science Math Japanese
***SIGN*** Ethics P.E. Home Ec Art Music English Soc.Stud Science Math Japanese
***SIGN*** Ethics P.E. Home Ec Art Music English Soc.Stud Science Math Japanese
***SIGN*** I did okay
***SIGN*** Nice
***SIGN*** I tried
my best
***SIGN*** Yes!
***SIGN*** Revolutionary
Education
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
**[10:06] Sekine**
Summer break's coming up.
**[10:08] Rikka**
I'm so happy.
**[10:09] Chiyo**
Shall we go out somewhere?
**[10:12] Rikka**
Let's do that!
**[10:14] Tsubasa**
Where to?
**[10:15] Rikka**
How about the beach?
**[10:18] Chiyo**
The beach! How wonderful.
**[10:20] Sekine**
Should we bring swimsuits?
**[10:22] Rikka**
Let's do that!
**[10:23] Tsubasa**
*Swimsuits?*
**[10:25] Tsubasa**
*Yikes. I'd need to cover some stuff up.*
**[10:27] Tsubasa**
*Honestly, I don't want to bother.*
**[10:30] Tsubasa**
Hey, I think the mountains or
a river might be a better idea...
**[10:34] Chiyo**
Splashing water on each other
at the beach would be so fun!
**[10:38] Sekine**
Let's eat something delicious
at a beachside restaurant.
**[10:40] Rikka**
We can dig for clams, and fish!
**[10:43] Tsubasa**
*I guess the beach idea is a done deal.*
**[10:46] Tsubasa**
*I'm sure it'll be all right.*
**[10:51] Rikka**
Summer!
**[10:52] Chiyo**
Beach!
**[10:53] Sekine**
Groveling for forgiveness!
**[10:56] Narrator**
Let us go back a few minutes in time.
**[11:07] Sekine**
How about here?
**[11:09] Chiyo**
Sure.
**[11:10] Tsubasa**
I'll get us some drinks.
**[11:17] Sekine**
*Hey, hey...*
**[11:19] Rikka**
Let's swim!
**[11:21] Chiyo**
Sure!
**[11:23] Sekine**
*She's so quick to change!*
**[11:24] Chiyo**
Come on, Sekine-san.
**[11:27] Sekine**
Um, yes...
***SIGN*** Not going to risk
wearing a swimsuit
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
**[11:28] Tsubasa**
*The Little Lies We All Tell.*
**[11:32] Sekine**
Um, I tried on the swimsuit
that you made for me...
**[11:37] Chiyo**
It looks wonderful on you!
**[11:39] Rikka**
Let's swim already!
**[11:41] Sekine**
Hey, Rikka, wait up!
**[11:45] Sekine**
You have to put on sunscreen first.
**[11:49] Rikka**
I'll help you put on sunscreen, too.
**[11:52] Sekine**
Please.
***SIGN*** What a primitive item.
**[11:54] Rikka**
* I suppose it would be helpful*
* to let her get space-ready, too.*
**[11:58] Sekine**
*What? Colonel, what are you doing?*
**[12:24] Man 1**
Hey there.
**[12:27] Man 1**
Pretty girl.
**[12:28] Man 2**
Wanna hang out?
**[12:32] Man 2**
Come on, let's have a chat.
***SIGN*** Tsuu Hai
***SIGN*** Ken
**[12:52] Narrator**
And that led to this.
**[12:55] Man 1**
That was clearly assault!
**[12:57] Man 2**
If saying "sorry" solved everything,
we wouldn't need the police!
**[13:01] Sekine**
*They have a point!*
**[13:04] Sekine**
C-Could you please not call the authorities?
**[13:08] Sekine**
Perhaps a settlement can be reached.
**[13:10] Rikka**
What's a settlement?
**[13:12] Sekine**
We're going to pay them off.
It's better than involving the police!
**[13:16] Sekine**
*It's my precious money, but for Chiyo-san...*
**[13:21] Sekine**
Here's all the money I have.
**[13:23] Man 1**
230 yen...
**[13:26] Man 2**
That's, like, a bus ride.
**[13:28] Chiyo**
Sekine-san, please put that away. It's fine.
**[13:35] Chiyo**
I'll just slit my own throat,
right here and now!
**[13:39] Narrator**
Self-capital punishment.
**[13:40] Man 1**
Don't do that!
**[13:42] Man 2**
Please calm down!
**[13:43] Chiyo**
But...
**[13:44] Tsubasa**
Hold it right there!
**[13:47] Tsubasa**
What do you want with my friends?
**[13:49] Man 1**
Who are you?
**[13:51] Man 2**
We're the victims here!
**[13:53] Tsubasa**
Victims?
**[13:55] Chiyo**
Oh, um, I accidentally
gave them a little tap...
**[13:58] Man 1**
It wasn't a "tap"! It was a "kaboom"!
**[14:02] Man 2**
We have proof.
**[14:04] Man 2**
This is where the "kaboom" took place.
**[14:07] Narrator**
Kaboom.
**[14:11] Tsubasa**
What kind of gorilla muscle would it take
to do that? That's totally unrealistic.
**[14:15] Chiyo**
G-Gorilla muscle...
**[14:17] Tsubasa**
I don't mind taking this up
with the authorities.
**[14:21] Sekine**
*That's a no-go.*
**[14:22] Sekine**
Tsubasa! We're going to get
out of this with fake tears!
**[14:26] Tsubasa**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Boo
***SIGN*** Hoo
**[14:29] Sekine**
I'm so sorry. I was so scared.
***SIGN*** Running with it
**[14:35] Rikka**
You two are scary!
**[14:43] Narrator**
Hers are the real deal.
**[14:44] Man 1**
D-Don't cry.
***SIGN*** Did we do something wrong?
***SIGN*** All beat up
**[14:46] Man 2**
You're making us look like the bad guys.
**[14:50] Tsubasa**
What? Me, too?!
***SIGN*** Shame
**[14:56] Tsubasa**
We're so sowwy.
**[15:00] Narrator**
Tsubasa is swallowing so many
different flavors of pride here.
**[15:06] Chiyo**
I'm sorry I made you do this for me!
**[15:11] Sekine**
I'm just glad everything turned out okay.
**[15:14] Rikka**
*So that really* was *all the money she had.*
**[15:18] Rikka**
*Right!*
***SIGN*** Shaved Ice
**[15:20] Rikka**
Let's get something nice to eat
and forget what happened!
**[15:24] Sekine**
Oh...
**[15:26] Tsubasa**
Rikka, when did you...
**[15:38] Sekine**
That was delicious.
**[15:41] Tsubasa**
Hmm? How did you pay for this, anyway?
**[15:44] Rikka**
Don't worry about the money!
**[15:47] Rikka**
There's plenty more where that came from!
**[15:50] Tsubasa**
Where did you get that money?!
**[15:52] Rikka**
I found it!
**[15:53] Sekine**
You just found all that cash?
**[15:56] Tsubasa**
Was there some crime involved...?
**[16:01] Rikka**
*Was my excuse unnatural?*
**[16:03] Sekine**
Colonel, is that counterf—
**[16:06] Rikka**
This is a, um, you know...
**[16:13] Rikka**
A result of hyperinflation!
Money is worthless now!
**[16:17] Narrator**
Swimming in cash.
**[16:20] Sekine**
Tsubasa! I think what
Rikka means is that, um,
**[16:25] Sekine**
not that she literally found it, but, like,
**[16:28] Sekine**
she was given a huge allowance unexpectedly!
**[16:32] Tsubasa**
I see.
**[16:34] Rikka**
You do see.
**[16:37] Sekine**
* Hmm... We shouldn't spend*
* any more of these counter—*
**[16:39] Sekine**
*of these bills.*
**[16:41] Sekine**
*I'd better get rid of them later.*
**[16:43] Narrator**
She upholds the law.
***SIGN*** Yen Yen
**[16:46] Sekine**
* I wonder how many more fried*
* noodles I can get with this?!*
**[16:48] Narrator**
She used to uphold the law.
**[16:51] Chiyo**
* I caused an incident and made*
* Rikka spend her allowance.*
**[16:56] Chiyo**
*I feel terrible.*
**[16:58] Chiyo**
I'm going to go freshen up.
**[17:04] Rikka**
Chiyo-san?
**[17:06] Tsubasa**
I'll go check on her.
**[17:13] Young Woman**
Hey there.
**[17:15] Young Woman**
I saw you chase away those playboys earlier.
**[17:19] Tsubasa**
Oh, um...
**[17:21] Young Woman**
It was annoying when they hit on me, too,
so I was glad to see it!
**[17:26] Young Woman**
The girl with long black hair
was awesome, too!
**[17:28] Young Woman**
I didn't expect that from
such a well-to-do lady!
**[17:32] Young Woman**
And you're...
**[17:34] Young Woman**
so handsome!
**[17:37] Tsubasa**
Handsome...
**[17:41] Tsubasa**
Do I look handsome...?
**[17:44] Young Woman**
Y-Yes...
**[17:45] Narrator**
Tears of happiness spring to his eyes.
**[17:47] Young Woman**
Are you all right...?
**[17:55] Tsubasa**
Chiyo-san.
**[18:07] Tsubasa**
Thank you so very much!
***SIGN*** So handsome!
**[18:10] Tsubasa**
I had the best experience, thanks to you.
**[18:16] Tsubasa**
I'd love to come to the beach
with you all again.
**[18:21] Tsubasa**
Right?
**[18:27] Chiyo**
Of course!
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
**[18:34] Tsubasa**
So...
**[18:36] Tsubasa**
What should we do?
**[18:38] Rikka**
Let's build something out of sand.
**[18:40] Sekine**
What should we build?
**[18:44] Rikka**
Finished!
**[18:45] Tsubasa**
That was fast!
**[18:48] Sekine**
The waves!
**[18:49] Chiyo**
Oh, no!
**[18:51] Rikka**
To all comrades!
Defend the flagship immediately!
**[18:55] Sekine & Tsubasa & Chiyo**
Roger!
**[19:04] Rikka**
Defense successful! Well done, comrades!
**[19:38] Chiyo**
Do you have everything you brought?
**[19:41] Young Woman**
Oh, hey! Wait up!
**[19:45] Young Woman**
Oh, good. I was looking for you!
**[19:48] Tsubasa**
*Looking for me?*
**[19:49] Young Woman**
There was something on my mind.
**[19:52] Tsubasa**
*On your mind?*
**[19:54] Young Woman**
I'm sorry I called you "handsome" earlier.
**[19:58] Young Woman**
You have this, sort of, androgynous beauty.
**[20:02] Young Woman**
You're really a pretty girl!
**[20:06] Young Woman**
What with your fair skin,
and that slender build.
**[20:09] Narrator**
She just came back to kill him off.
**[20:14] Rikka**
The beach sure was fun.
**[20:16] Sekine**
The food stalls were tasty, too.
**[20:18] Chiyo**
What happened to Tsubasa-san?
**[20:20] Sekine**
She got gloomy all of a sudden.
**[20:23] Rikka**
I get it! When you've had this much fun,
it's a real downer having to go home.
**[20:27] Chiyo**
Let's all come again sometime.
**[20:30] Tsubasa**
Yeah...
***SIGN*** Cling on to Life
**[20:44] Newscaster**
* The crowd is thrilled by*
* Uhotan's cute demeanor!*
**[20:51] Newscaster**
*But suddenly, disaster strikes!*
**[20:54] Newscaster**
* Uhotan suddenly picks up*
* a huge pile of feces!*
**[20:58] Sekine**
*How should I get rid of these...?*
**[20:59] Newscaster**
* He begins tossing it around,*
* turning the zoo into a hellscape.*
**[21:05] Newscaster**
*And now for our next story.*
***SIGN*** Beachside Restaurant
**[21:07] Newscaster**
* We've received several reports*
* of counterfeit money being used*
**[21:10] Newscaster**
*at beachside restaurants in Chiba Prefecture.*
**[21:12] Newscaster**
* The counterfeit bills were*
* very accurately created,*
**[21:15] Newscaster**
* except for the unidentified male*
* on the watermark.*
**[21:19] Newscaster**
*Police say...*
**[21:20] Sekine**
* This is the great leader*
* from Rikka's home world!*
***SIGN*** Forging and using counterfeit
***SIGN*** money is a crime!
***SIGN*** Kids, don't try this at home!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
***SIGN*** Day Duty:
Sekine
**[23:09] Chiyo**
Next week, we're having a sleepover
at Sekine-san's house!
**[23:12] Tsubasa**
By the way, where do you live, Rikka?
**[23:14] Rikka**
Up in the sky.
**[23:15] Chiyo**
Huh?
**[23:16] Sekine**
She means, a high-up floor
in a high-rise apartment!
**[23:18] Rikka**
No, no. It's the Central Area, third section,
first street, on Planet Papipoporo.
***SIGN*** #06: The Sleepover
**[23:22] Sekine**
Is she even trying to hide it anymore?
# E6 - The Sleepover
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4QPE5/the-sleepover)
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**[00:00] Chiyo**
Is this really happening?
**[00:04] Chiyo**
I've finally...
**[00:06] Chiyo**
been invited to...
**[00:08] Chiyo**
Sekine-san's house!
**[00:11] Maskuma**
Congratulations-kuma!
**[00:12] Maskuma**
Congratulations-kuma!
**[00:15] Maskuma**
Kuma...
**[00:17] Maskuma**
Kuma, kuma!
**[00:21] Narrator**
The sleepover.
**[00:23] Narrator**
An event that Chiyo
has always longed to experience.
***SIGN*** Class 2-B
Air Band
***SIGN*** The
***SIGN*** Lit
***SIGN*** tle
***SIGN*** Lies
***SIGN*** We
***SIGN*** All
***SIGN*** Tell
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
***SIGN*** Rikka
***SIGN*** Colonel
***SIGN*** Chiyo-san
***SIGN*** Chiyo-san
***SIGN*** Ninja
***SIGN*** Sekine
***SIGN*** Psychic
***SIGN*** Tsubasa
***SIGN*** Tsuyoshi
***SIGN*** Boy
***SIGN*** Note:
Is Sekine
***SIGN*** Maskuma Mask
***SIGN*** Class 2-B
Air Band
***SIGN*** Poeh
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**[02:02] Sekine**
* To be honest, I didn't want to*
* invite anyone to my house.*
**[02:06] Sekine**
*But I suppose there's no other way.*
**[02:08] Narrator**
Let's go back...
**[02:10] Narrator**
to a few hours earlier.
***SIGN*** A Few Hours Earlier
**[02:12] Tsubasa**
Wow, this typhoon's pretty bad.
**[02:15] Sekine**
They say it's one of the worst ever.
**[02:17] Chiyo**
I won't be able to sleep on a tree tonight.
**[02:20] Chiyo**
I also can't eat anything from nature...
**[02:24] Tsubasa**
*A tree house? And a home garden?*
**[02:28] Chiyo**
Good day, butler!
**[02:30] Butler**
Only the finest organic produce
for you, Miss Chiyo.
**[02:35] Tsubasa**
The wealthy truly live a different life.
**[02:37] Narrator**
In truth, it's just sleeping in the wild,
**[02:42] Narrator**
and surviving on wild plants.
**[02:44] Sekine**
* She's going to sleep*
* outside in this typhoon?*
**[02:49] Chiyo**
What strong winds.
**[02:51] Chiyo**
Perhaps I'll find a bridge
to sleep under for tonight.
**[02:56] Sekine**
Chiyo-san!
**[02:57] Chiyo**
Yes?
**[03:01] Sekine**
M-My parents aren't home tonight.
**[03:08] Sekine**
I feel uneasy sleeping alone.
**[03:12] Chiyo**
A-Are you suggesting...
**[03:14] Sekine**
It sure would be great
if someone could be with me.
**[03:22] Chiyo**
I want to go! To Sekine-san's house!
**[03:28] Maskuma**
Tootle-ootle-oo, kuma!
**[03:33] Rikka**
Aww, can I come, too?
**[03:38] Sekine**
Sure...
**[03:39] Rikka**
Yay!
**[03:42] Chiyo**
I'm glad to have Rikka-chan with us!
**[03:46] Rikka**
You should also come, Tsubasa-chan!
**[03:49] Tsubasa**
* Hmm, going to her house*
* might be a bit much...*
**[03:53] Tsubasa**
* But saying no at this point*
* would look unnatural...*
**[03:57] Tsubasa**
Well, Sekine, you don't really
want me to go, do you?
**[04:02] Sekine**
One person, three people,
what's the difference?
**[04:05] Narrator**
Something dies inside Sekine.
**[04:07] Rikka**
I can't wait!
**[04:10] Sekine**
Should we eat together?
**[04:12] Chiyo**
Oh, in that case...
**[04:16] Chiyo**
If I may, there's an activity
I'd like to try...
**[04:23] Rikka**
I'm open to anything!
**[04:25] Sekine**
As long as it's something
we can do in my house.
**[04:27] Tsubasa**
What is it?
**[04:28] Chiyo**
It's...
**[04:30] Chiyo**
A takopa!
**[04:33] Tsubasa**
Oh, a takopa.
**[04:35] Sekine**
Sounds good. Let's takopa it up.
**[04:38] Chiyo**
Really?!
**[04:41] Rikka**
*Takopa?*
**[04:43] Rikka**
*What is a "takopa"?*
**[04:45] Rikka**
* From context, I can imagine it's something*
* that involves a gathering of people...*
**[04:54] Rikka**
* I get it! It must be something similar*
* to Hot Pot for the Revolution!*
**[04:56] Narrator**
Based on precisely zero evidence.
**[04:58] Sekine**
* Oh, the Colonel doesn't*
* know what a takopa is.*
**[05:02] Sekine**
It's short for "takoyaki party."
**[05:04] Rikka**
O-Of course I knew that!
**[05:07] Sekine**
You can add any ingredients you like.
**[05:09] Rikka**
Wow!
**[05:10] Sekine**
It's something girls are always
getting together to do.
**[05:15] Sekine**
I hope happy people with
social lives all explode.
**[05:18] Tsubasa**
What's wrong, Sekine?
**[05:20] Narrator**
Sekine suddenly has a
suspicious air about her.
**[05:23] Sekine**
Let's buy ingredients on the way back.
Of course, we're splitting the costs.
**[05:33] Sekine**
Come in.
**[05:34] Chiyo**
Um, I'd like to formally introduce
myself to your parents...
**[05:37] Sekine**
Oh, they're not here, so don't worry.
**[05:40] Tsubasa**
Are your parents out at work?
**[05:42] Sekine**
Uhh, yeah.
**[05:44] Sekine**
Or rather, I live alone.
**[05:48] Sekine**
You know, because of my
parents' work, and stuff.
**[05:51] Sekine**
* Actually, my entire family are psychics,*
* and they're all locked up in a lab!*
**[05:56] Sekine**
*I don't even know if they're alive!*
**[05:58] Sekine**
* The Organization sends me*
* some money every month.*
**[06:01] Sekine**
* I make ends meet with that*
* and the scholarship.*
***SIGN*** Sekine
**[06:06] Narrator**
Sekine's grades: second place
in her entire school year.
**[06:09] Sekine**
*I get by, somehow!*
**[06:13] Sekine**
Come in.
**[06:15] Sekine**
I'm sorry this place is falling apart.
**[06:17] Tsubasa**
Don't mind us.
**[06:22] Tsubasa**
Sekine, your house...
has a certain atmosphere to it.
***SIGN*** Cling on to Life
**[06:26] Sekine**
I'm sorry about the disrepair.
**[06:33] Tsubasa**
S-Something just scurried past my feet!
**[06:35] Sekine**
Oh, don't mind him.
**[06:39] Rikka**
Oh, hello there!
**[06:42] Sekine**
I try to think of them
not as pests, but as pets.
**[06:46] Narrator**
She is resilient.
**[06:49] Sekine**
This place is a mess for so many reasons.
**[06:51] Sekine**
But anyway, welcome to my house.
**[06:56] Chiyo**
I think it's a wonderful house.
**[06:59] Chiyo**
Strong walls to protect the family,
**[07:01] Chiyo**
a sturdy roof to keep out the rain,
**[07:03] Chiyo**
and also, the cute pets...
**[07:06] Sekine**
*Well, they're rodents.*
**[07:08] Sekine**
* I guess this beats sleeping out*
* in the wild, though.*
**[07:12] Chiyo**
Sleeping over at a friend's house...
It's like a dream come true!
**[07:17] Narrator**
Her ability to dream is strong.
**[07:24] Tsubasa**
There, all done.
**[07:26] Chiyo**
A master's technique!
**[07:28] Rikka**
Tsubasa-chan, you're so good at this!
**[07:30] Sekine**
Truly. I didn't expect this from you.
**[07:35] Tsubasa**
* Who'd have guessed that my sister bullying me*
* into always cooking for her would pay off?*
**[07:40] Sekine**
All right, let's eat.
**[07:42] All**
Thank you for the food!
**[07:51] Chiyo**
*Something...*
**[07:53] Chiyo**
*Something! Something like... something!*
**[07:58] Chiyo**
It's salty, and it makes my mouth happy!
**[08:03] Narrator**
Not the best food review.
**[08:06] Chiyo**
Girls gathering together and
enjoying takoyaki at a takopa...
**[08:12] Chiyo**
This was my dream!
**[08:14] Rikka**
I'm glad you like it, Chiyo-san!
**[08:18] Rikka**
My mouf if bffnnn ufff!
**[08:21] Tsubasa**
Rikka, are you all right?!
**[08:23] Rikka**
It's so hot, the inside of my mouth melted!
**[08:28] Chiyo**
Say, "ah."
**[08:32] Tsubasa**
Delicious!
**[08:34] Sekine**
What was inside? Where was it?
**[08:36] Tsubasa**
Around there!
**[08:42] Sekine**
* There was something lukewarm*
* and slimy in there!*
***SIGN*** Wasabi
**[08:47] Sekine**
Just in case, I'll ask,
what did everyone put in?
**[08:50] Rikka**
I put in gummies! They looked delicious!
**[08:54] Sekine**
*On their own, yes!*
**[08:56] Chiyo**
I put in sashimi.
**[08:59] Tsubasa**
That was sashimi?!
**[09:01] Chiyo**
Fish is good for you.
**[09:04] Tsubasa**
* Well, if it's sashimi,*
* why not just eat it raw?!*
**[09:08] Rikka**
Sekine-chan, what about you?
**[09:09] Sekine**
It's a secret.
**[09:11] Tsubasa**
What? You're the one who asked.
**[09:14] Chiyo**
Now, now, as long as we're having fun,
isn't that what really matters?
**[09:18] Tsubasa**
I guess so.
**[09:21] Tsubasa**
Hot!
**[09:25] Sekine**
Oh, that's mine. Bhut jolokia.
**[09:29] Rikka**
Bhut?
**[09:30] Chiyo**
Jolokia?
**[09:31] Sekine**
I wanted to go with the Carolina Reaper,
supposedly the hottest in the world.
**[09:38] Sekine**
But I thought that might be
too much for beginners.
**[09:42] Narrator**
A strange form of consideration.
**[09:43] Tsubasa**
*This is already too much!*
**[09:46] Chiyo**
I want to try it!
**[09:49] Rikka**
Me, too!
**[09:50] Chiyo**
Which one is it?
**[09:51] Rikka**
Is it this one?
**[09:53] Rikka**
Here we go!
**[09:55] Chiyo**
All or nothing!
**[09:58] Chiyo**
Too bad. It was the gummy.
**[10:02] Rikka**
Mine, too! Mine was sweet!
**[10:06] Narrator**
The Colonel hit the jackpot.
**[10:09] Tsubasa**
Oh, really?
**[10:14] Sekine**
Oh yeah, Tsubasa, what did you add?
**[10:18] Tsubasa**
Cod roe and cheese...
**[10:22] Sekine**
Cod roe...
**[10:23] Chiyo**
...and cheese.
**[10:25] Chiyo**
Oh, I remember.
That salty taste was cheese.
**[10:30] Rikka**
What a solid combination!
**[10:33] Rikka**
* It goes well in Revolutionary*
* Hot Pot, as well!*
**[10:36] Cheese**
I'll be back.
**[10:37] Sekine**
Tsubasa, you had the most
girly pick out of all of us.
**[10:43] Narrator**
Unable to recover, physically or mentally.
**[10:52] Chiyo**
Eating takoyaki outside was delicious, too,
**[10:55] Chiyo**
but making takoyaki together
is on a whole new level.
**[10:58] Rikka**
Yep!
**[11:00] Sekine**
*That takoyaki stand really wasn't that good.*
**[11:04] Sekine**
Chiyo-san, that tea you brought as a gift
has an interesting, deep taste.
**[11:08] Tsubasa**
It has a distinct bitterness.
**[11:10] Chiyo**
It's dokudami.
**[11:12] Rikka**
It's so sweet!
**[11:14] Chiyo**
Huh?
**[11:15] Tsubasa & Sekine**
Huh?
**[11:16] Narrator**
Her alien palate is out of this world.
***SIGN*** Aaargh!
***SIGN*** Bratatatat
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
**[11:26] Sekine**
Are you sure you want to
go home in this typhoon?
**[11:31] Tsubasa**
I can't sleep without my usual pillow.
**[11:33] Tsubasa**
* Sleeping over would*
* totally be crossing a line!*
**[11:36] Chiyo**
Rikka-chan, you, too?
**[11:37] Rikka**
I have to protect my house!
**[11:41] Rikka**
*I might get contacted by the mothership!*
**[11:56] Chiyo**
Am I using too much force?
**[11:59] Sekine**
No, it's just right.
**[12:02] Chiyo**
You're not going to take those off?
**[12:05] Sekine**
I'm totally blind without them.
**[12:09] Narrator**
Sekine has a secret reason why
she can never remove her glasses
**[12:13] Narrator**
around other people.
**[12:18] Sekine**
All right, Chiyo-san. My turn to wash you.
**[12:27] Narrator**
"Never show your back to anyone."
**[12:32] Narrator**
An unfortunate habit of the escaped ninja.
**[12:42] Sekine**
Getting someone else
to do it makes it so easy.
**[12:46] Chiyo**
Please leave it to me.
**[12:52] Chiyo**
* During my ninja days,*
* this was always my dream.*
**[12:56] Chiyo**
*If I could someday escape the clan,*
**[13:00] Chiyo**
* and make cute friends*
* who are nice to me...*
***SIGN*** Summer Break
***SIGN*** Hot! Hot!
***SIGN*** Takopa!!
***SIGN*** From solid choices
to weird tastes,
enjoy as a group!
***SIGN*** This month's special!
***SIGN*** Compact, yet can make
16 takoyaki at once!
Won't keep you waiting!
**[13:05] Chiyo**
* Then some day, I might get*
* to have a sleepover.*
**[13:10] Chiyo**
*I can't believe that day's finally arrived.*
**[13:16] Sekine**
*I guess if she feels so strongly about it,*
**[13:18] Sekine**
*I'll oblige, to the best of my ability.*
**[13:22] Sekine**
Chiyo-san.
**[13:23] Chiyo**
Yes?
**[13:24] Sekine**
Is there anything else you want to try today?
**[13:29] Sekine**
If there is...
**[13:30] Chiyo**
Are you sure?!
***SIGN*** 100 Things I Want to Try
at a Sleepover
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Introduce myself to the parents
Read horoscopes
Exchange hairstyles
Talk in bed about who I like
**[13:33] Sekine**
*A scroll?!*
**[13:35] Sekine**
One hundred things you want
to try at a sleepover?
**[13:39] Chiyo**
Introduce myself to the parents.
**[13:43] Chiyo**
Bring gifts.
**[13:45] Chiyo**
Have a takopa.
**[13:47] Chiyo**
Take a bath together.
**[13:49] Sekine**
Do each other's makeup.
**[13:51] Sekine**
Read horoscopes.
**[13:53] Sekine**
Exchange hairstyles.
***SIGN*** Talk in bed about
who I like
**[13:55] Sekine**
Talk in bed about who you like...?
**[14:00] Chiyo**
Sekine-san, do you know who I like?
**[14:04] Narrator**
Nobody expected the quiz format.
**[14:07] Sekine**
Hmm, is it Rikka?
**[14:11] Chiyo**
Well, you're half correct.
**[14:14] Chiyo**
Rikka-chan, Sekine-san, and Tsubasa-san.
**[14:17] Chiyo**
I like all three of you. You're the most
precious people I have in the world.
**[14:22] Chiyo**
Especially you, Sekine-san.
**[14:25] Chiyo**
You invited me to lunch
on the first day I transferred in.
**[14:32] Chiyo**
That really made me so happy.
**[14:37] Sekine**
Yeah, I remember that.
**[14:40] Sekine**
All right, time to sleep now.
**[14:47] Chiyo**
Are you blushing?
**[14:49] Sekine**
I am indeed.
**[14:52] Chiyo**
Maybe I'll join you.
**[14:58] Sekine**
It's quite tight.
**[15:00] Chiyo**
Indeed it is.
**[15:03] Chiyo**
You really are blushing. That's so cute!
**[15:21] Sekine**
Hmm? Chiyo-san?
**[15:27] Sekine**
Chiyo-san, did you make this?
**[15:30] Chiyo**
I made breakfast!
**[15:33] Chiyo**
I did the best I could
without spending a single yen!
**[15:36] Sekine**
This cost nothing to make? That's incredible!
**[15:40] Sekine**
Thank you for the food!
**[15:43] Sekine**
Meat? I don't remember having any...
**[15:54] Sekine**
*Let me end that train of thought right there!*
***SIGN*** Kids, don't try this at home!
**[16:01] Sekine**
Come to think of it,
***SIGN*** Cling on to Life
**[16:02] Sekine**
isn't it more like, one-third correct,
not half correct?
**[16:08] Sekine**
You know, when we were talking
about who you liked.
**[16:11] Chiyo**
Sekine-san, I'm sorry.
***SIGN*** Sekine
***SIGN*** Rikka
***SIGN*** Tsubasa
**[16:15] Sekine**
* Oh, does Rikka take up*
* half the total or something?*
***SIGN*** Sekine
***SIGN*** Rikka
***SIGN*** Tsubasa
**[16:18] Chiyo**
I'm not good with foreign languages.
**[16:22] Sekine**
*Foreign languages? Wait...*
***SIGN*** One-Third Correct
**[16:25] Sekine**
* Does she think "one-third correct"*
* is some foreign phrase?!*
***SIGN*** Won-Surd Corekt
***SIGN*** Wonsurdco Rekt
***SIGN*** Wonsurdco Rekt
***SIGN*** Wonsurdco Rekt
***SIGN*** Wonsurdco Rekt
***SIGN*** Wonsurdco Rekt
***SIGN*** Wonsurdco Rekt
***SIGN*** Wonsurdco Rekt
***SIGN*** Wonsurdco Rekt
***SIGN*** Wonsurdco Rekt
***SIGN*** Wonsurdco Rekt
***SIGN*** Wonsurdco Rekt
***SIGN*** Wonsurdco Rekt
***SIGN*** Wonsurdco Rekt
***SIGN*** Wonsurdco Rekt
***SIGN*** Wonsurdco Rekt
***SIGN*** Wonsurdco Rekt
**[16:29] Foreign-sounding Voice**
*Wonsurdco Rekt.*
**[16:31] Chiyo**
I'll study harder so that I don't
embarrass myself in front of Mr. Brian!
**[16:35] Sekine**
Chiyo-san...
**[16:37] Narrator**
And that was how Chiyo
wrapped up her happy day.
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
**[16:49] Sekine**
Time to go home.
**[16:51] Tsubasa**
Yeah.
**[16:54] Sekine**
Chiyo-san, Rikka... Hmm?
**[16:59] Sekine**
Whoa!
**[17:15] Sekine**
*Oops...*
**[17:17] Narrator**
Allow me to explain.
**[17:18] Narrator**
When Sekine removes her glasses,
**[17:21] Narrator**
she loses all control
of her psychic abilities!
***SIGN*** Takoyaki
**[17:27] Narrator**
When she removed her glasses earlier,
at that exact moment...
**[17:40] Sekine**
* Who would've thought something*
* like this would happen?*
**[17:48] Chiyo**
I... I...
**[17:51] Chiyo**
I killed Rikka-chan...
**[17:56] Chiyo**
*From a young age, I trained hard as a ninja.*
**[18:00] Chiyo**
* I honed my skills as an assassin,*
* under orders from the clan.*
**[18:05] Chiyo**
*But then I met Maskuma, and escaped the clan.*
**[18:10] Chiyo**
* And just as I'd managed to earn*
* a peaceful life as a normal girl...*
**[18:16] Chiyo**
I'm sorry, everyone.
**[18:18] Tsubasa**
Hey, this wasn't your fault, right?
**[18:22] Chiyo**
It's too late. Everything is.
**[18:24] Chiyo**
I'll turn myself in.
**[18:30] Chiyo**
But before that...
**[18:32] Chiyo**
I must unleash the beast within me.
**[18:34] Chiyo**
And destroy my clan.
***SIGN*** Battle of Vengeance
***SIGN*** Battle of Vengeance
**[18:45] Tsubasa**
*A shuriken...*
**[18:47] Tsubasa**
*Oh, I get it.*
**[18:49] Tsubasa**
*They're planning a surprise.*
**[18:52] Tsubasa**
* They did a pretty good job,*
* but the color of the blood's a bit off.*
**[18:56] Narrator**
Fluorescent pink.
**[18:59] Tsubasa**
*Chiyo-san totally believes it.*
**[19:01] Tsubasa**
*What's the surprise for, anyway?*
**[19:05] Tsubasa**
*Oh, it must be some kind of celebration!*
***SIGN*** Birthday Surprise Successful!!
**[19:09] Tsubasa**
* We did Chiyo-san's birthday*
* surprise a while back.*
**[19:12] Tsubasa**
*Hmm? Whose birthday is it, anyway?*
**[19:16] Tsubasa**
*I guess I'll play along for a bit.*
**[19:23] Tsubasa**
* Wow, a party gadget.*
* They really put the effort in.*
**[19:29] Tsubasa**
*Sekine seems calm.*
**[19:33] Sekine**
* The Colonel's mimesis*
* is wearing off, but that's fine.*
**[19:38] Sekine**
*Time to pack up my stuff and get outta here!*
**[19:40] Narrator**
Really, Sekine?
**[19:42] Sekine**
*What do you mean, really?*
**[19:44] Narrator**
Chiyo thinks it's all her fault.
Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
**[19:49] Sekine**
*Shame doesn't put food on the table!*
**[19:52] Narrator**
Oh, right. You're like that.
**[19:55] Sekine**
* I've been living under the Organization's*
* surveillance for fourteen years!*
**[19:59] Sekine**
* If they find out I killed someone*
* due to losing control of my powers,*
**[20:03] Sekine**
*they'll make me disappear!*
**[20:06] Sekine**
*I need to skip town before next dawn.*
**[20:13] Rikka**
What... is...
**[20:16] Rikka**
Something suddenly struck my head.
**[20:19] Rikka**
My self-healing factor is working, but...
**[20:22] Rikka**
Is this another Earth custom I'm unaware of?
**[20:28] Sekine**
She's reanimating.
**[20:30] Chiyo**
Please let me go, Tsubasa-san!
**[20:32] Chiyo**
I... I can't!
**[20:33] Tsubasa**
Chiyo-san!
**[20:35] Chiyo**
I can't be with you anymore!
**[20:37] Tsubasa**
Chiyo-san!
**[20:38] Tsubasa**
Chiyo-san, wait!
**[20:40] Tsubasa**
This is just a surprise!
**[20:42] Chiyo**
Huh?
**[20:42] Tsubasa**
Come on, Rikka, get up already!
**[20:45] Rikka**
This is a surprise...?
**[20:50] Sekine**
Everything has gone according to my plan.
**[20:53] Tsubasa**
Sekine?!
**[20:54] Chiyo**
Sekine-san?
**[20:56] Sekine**
Yes! I bought the shuriken online,
and the blood is just paint!
***SIGN*** It Came Off
***SIGN*** It Came Off
**[20:59] Sekine**
I planned this all by myself
without even consulting Rikka!
**[21:02] Sekine**
She must have passed out
from the surprise.
**[21:04] Sekine**
The reason why I planned all this was...
**[21:06] Sekine**
Today is the anniversary of my
great-grandmother's death!
**[21:09] Narrator**
As forced a lie as can be.
***SIGN*** Forced Bogus Bald-Faced Contrived Shameless Flagrant Forced Bogus Bald-Faced Contrived Shameless Flagrant Forced Bogus Bald-Faced Contrived Shameless Flagrant Forced Bogus Bald-Faced Contrived Shameless Flagrant
**[21:11] Chiyo**
I'm so glad, Rikka-chan!
**[21:14] Rikka**
Oh, so it was a surprise.
**[21:17] Rikka**
* I had no idea this was how one paid respect*
* to a deceased great-grandparent.*
**[21:22] Tsubasa**
Come on, Rikka, let's wipe off that paint.
**[21:24] Rikka**
Thank you.
**[21:26] Sekine**
* Now I should be safe from*
* the Organization's assassins.*
**[21:34] Narrator**
Peace prevails once again.
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
***SIGN*** Day Duty:
Sekine
**[23:09] Sekine**
I can't take off my glasses
for some specific reasons.
**[23:12] Rikka**
Even when eating ramen?
**[23:14] Sekine**
Yes. Even when I sleep or bathe.
**[23:17] Sekine**
I wash my face with my glasses on.
***SIGN*** #07: Ring Out!
The Songs of Friends
**[23:19] Chiyo**
The ultimate dedication
to the "girl with glasses" trope!
**[23:21] Tsubasa**
I really doubt anyone does that.
# E7 - The Songs of Friends
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUE8ZJD/the-songs-of-friends)
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**[00:17] Tsubasa**
What is this place?
***SIGN*** Class 2-B
Air Band
***SIGN*** The
***SIGN*** Lit
***SIGN*** tle
***SIGN*** Lies
***SIGN*** We
***SIGN*** All
***SIGN*** Tell
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
***SIGN*** Rikka
***SIGN*** Colonel
***SIGN*** Chiyo-san
***SIGN*** Chiyo-san
***SIGN*** Ninja
***SIGN*** Sekine
***SIGN*** Psychic
***SIGN*** Tsubasa
***SIGN*** Tsuyoshi
***SIGN*** Boy
***SIGN*** Note:
Is Sekine
***SIGN*** Maskuma Mask
***SIGN*** Class 2-B
Air Band
***SIGN*** Poeh
***SIGN*** #07: Ring Out! The Songs of Friends
***SIGN*** #07: Ring Out! The Songs of Friends
***SIGN*** #07: Ring Out! The Songs of Friends
***SIGN*** #07: Ring Out! The Songs of Friends
***SIGN*** #07: Ring Out! The Songs of Friends
***SIGN*** #07: Ring Out! The Songs of Friends
***SIGN*** #07: Ring Out! The Songs of Friends
***SIGN*** #07: Ring Out! The Songs of Friends
***SIGN*** #07: Ring Out! The Songs of Friends
***SIGN*** #07: Ring Out! The Songs of Friends
***SIGN*** #07: Ring Out! The Songs of Friends
***SIGN*** #07: Ring Out! The Songs of Friends
***SIGN*** #07: Ring Out! The Songs of Friends
**[01:54] Tsubasa**
Sekine! Are you awake?!
**[02:00] Rikka**
Huh? What happened to the karaoke?
**[02:02] Chiyo**
Where in the world are we?
**[02:04] Tsubasa**
I don't know.
**[02:06] Tsubasa**
We were singing at the karaoke box
just moments ago.
**[02:10] Sekine**
*If I remember correctly...*
***SIGN*** Free time!
***SIGN*** All-you-
can-drink
***SIGN*** Only
***SIGN*** 3 hour pack 6 hour pack
***SIGN*** All-you-can-eat french fries
***SIGN*** Poeh
***SIGN*** Poeh
**[02:22] Sekine**
* She sings from her tentacles?*
* Didn't she fart from there, too?*
**[02:28] Sekine**
*What is this? I'm suddenly getting sleepy...*
**[02:41] Sekine**
*That's right. So that's why...*
**[02:44] Tsubasa**
There must've been something in our drinks.
**[02:46] Tsubasa**
This has to be human trafficking!
***SIGN*** Limited imagination
***SIGN*** CENSORED
**[02:49] Tsubasa**
We're getting sold off to a lecherous
billionaire or something!
**[02:52] Rikka**
Wh-What?!
***SIGN*** Acting surprised, though not sure why
**[02:53] Sekine**
Hey, um...
**[02:56] Tsubasa**
If someone comes, I'll tackle them!
The rest of you, run!
**[02:59] Sekine**
Well, but...
**[03:00] Tsubasa**
Don't worry. Unlike the rest of you,
nobody would try to buy me...
**[03:05] Tsubasa**
* If they find out I'm a guy,*
* they might kill me instead.*
**[03:10] Chiyo**
*This isn't human trafficking.*
**[03:13] Chiyo**
* It must be an assassin from my clan*
* using sleeping drugs...*
**[03:17] Chiyo**
I'm sorry, everyone,
for getting you mixed up in this!
**[03:20] Chiyo**
It's just me that they're after!
**[03:23] Tsubasa**
Huh? We don't know
that you're the target, do we?
**[03:27] Chiyo**
No! It has to be me!
***SIGN*** Proud to Be so Beautiful
***SIGN*** Proud to Be so Beautiful
***SIGN*** Proud to Be so Beautiful
***SIGN*** Proud to Be so Beautiful
***SIGN*** Proud to Be so Beautiful
***SIGN*** Proud to Be so Beautiful
***SIGN*** Proud to Be so Beautiful
***SIGN*** Proud to Be so Beautiful
***SIGN*** Proud to Be so Beautiful
***SIGN*** Proud to Be so Beautiful
***SIGN*** Proud to Be so Beautiful
***SIGN*** Proud to Be so Beautiful
***SIGN*** Proud to Be so Beautiful
***SIGN*** Proud to Be so Beautiful
***SIGN*** Proud to Be so Beautiful
**[03:31] Chiyo**
*Why would anyone target anyone but me?*
**[03:36] Tsubasa**
*How conceited is she?*
**[03:38] Tsubasa**
Well, maybe that's true,
but it's not your fault.
**[03:42] Chiyo**
*Now that the clan has captured us,*
**[03:45] Chiyo**
* the only fate that awaits us*
* is torture and death.*
**[03:47] Chiyo**
* Rather than allow my friends*
* to face such an end...*
**[03:50] Chiyo**
I will grant them a quick death.
**[03:53] Narrator**
Kill or be killed: the only two choices.
**[03:56] Rikka**
You fool!
**[03:58] Sekine**
*Colonel?!*
**[04:07] Rikka**
L-Life is too precious!
**[04:10] Chiyo**
I just wanted their deaths
to be free of suffering...
**[04:13] Sekine**
Don't worry, everyone. This is—
**[04:17] Director**
Are you all awake?
**[04:19] Sekine**
Director!
**[04:20] Director**
Long time no see, Sekine-kun.
**[04:22] Tsubasa**
What's going on?
**[04:24] Chiyo**
Do you know this man?
**[04:25] Sekine**
Well, it's...
**[04:26] Director**
Sekine-kun.
**[04:28] Director**
I told you never to take your glasses off.
**[04:31] Director**
You lost control of your powers
and caused quite a ruckus.
**[04:36] Director**
That room you were in was a total mess.
**[04:39] Director**
I had to take care of the cleanup.
**[04:41] Sekine**
Right...
**[04:43] Director**
I know you didn't mean to.
But a promise is a promise.
**[04:47] Director**
You agreed that if you caused
damage due to losing control
**[04:50] Director**
of your powers,
you'd come back to the lab.
**[04:52] Sekine**
*The Director sure is a lot older now.*
**[04:54] Narrator**
She rejects the reality looming before her.
**[04:58] Director**
It's only natural for me to age.
**[05:00] Director**
The last time we met was before
you started middle school.
**[05:04] Narrator**
The director is also a psychic.
An A-class psychic, at that.
**[05:08] Sekine**
I'm fine with returning to the lab.
**[05:12] Sekine**
But first off, my friends
need an explanation...
**[05:14] Director**
I sent your friends back
to where they came from.
**[05:17] Director**
Don't worry.
***SIGN*** Hazy...
**[05:19] Director**
I've already erased you from their memories.
**[05:22] Sekine**
*He works fast.*
***SIGN*** Karaoke
**[05:29] Chiyo**
*Hmm?*
**[05:30] Chiyo**
What are we doing here?
**[05:32] Tsubasa**
The three of us were singing at karaoke,
of course. That was fun.
**[05:37] Chiyo**
It was indeed! It was my
first time, but I enjoyed it!
**[05:41] Rikka**
I know, right? I didn't know Sekine-chan
had such a cute singing voice!
**[05:45] Tsubasa**
Sekine? Who's that?
**[05:48] Chiyo**
Is that a friend of yours?
**[05:51] Tsubasa**
Oh, there's a TV show
I wanted to watch today.
**[05:53] Tsubasa**
I'd better go home now.
**[05:55] Chiyo**
Let's be off, then.
**[05:56] Tsubasa**
You've heard of this show?
**[05:58] Chiyo**
Yes, I have.
**[05:59] Tsubasa**
How did you know which I meant?
**[06:01] Chiyo**
I just did.
**[06:02] Rikka**
*Where did Miss Sekine go?*
**[06:04] Narrator**
Even an A-class psychic's abilities
do not work on a space alien.
**[06:12] Tsubasa**
Isn't it weirdly quiet today?
**[06:15] Chiyo**
You're right.
**[06:18] Chiyo**
I just have this feeling that
things are usually more lively.
**[06:21] Tsubasa**
Must be our imagination.
**[06:23] Chiyo**
Yes, we must just be imagining it.
**[06:25] Rikka**
* Why did everyone else*
* forget about Miss Sekine?*
**[06:29] Rikka**
* Is this something that*
* happens often to Earthlings?*
**[06:33] Rikka**
Hey, about my friend.
**[06:36] Rikka**
She said something about her abilities
causing a big issue at karaoke,
**[06:40] Rikka**
and she got taken in by a big organization.
**[06:43] Rikka**
Is this something that happens often?
**[06:45] Tsubasa**
* Abilities at karaoke causing*
* a big organization to take her in?*
**[06:51] Headhunter Zhuge Liang**
*Please join my agency.*
***SIGN*** Like! Like! Like! Like! Like! Like! Like! Like! Like! Like! Like! Like! Like! Like! Like! Like!
**[06:53] Tsubasa**
I guess it happens sometimes.
Like a big singer debut.
**[06:57] Rikka**
I see. And when that happens,
do people forget about her?
**[07:02] Tsubasa**
I guess those people tend
to become more distant.
**[07:04] Rikka**
I see...
**[07:06] Chiyo**
But really, it's amazing that your friend
is going to be a singer!
**[07:10] Chiyo**
Let's all cheer her on.
**[07:13] Rikka**
Right!
**[07:17] Rikka**
*Chase your dream, Miss Sekine.*
**[07:20] Rikka**
*Let your song ring out into the galaxy!*
**[07:23] Sekine**
*Yay!*
**[07:35] Sekine**
I'm so bored.
**[07:37] Director**
Would you like to chat with me?
**[07:39] Sekine**
Director!
***SIGN*** Please do not teleport into a girl's bedroom
**[07:41] Sekine**
* It's hard to find common ground*
* with the generational gap between us.*
**[07:45] Director**
I'm sorry. Well, I'll leave this here, then.
***SIGN*** Villainess
Singing Prince
**[07:48] Director**
An otome game for you.
**[07:49] Sekine**
Thank you!
**[07:51] Director**
If there's anything else you need,
don't hesitate to ask.
**[07:55] Sekine**
Yes, gladly!
***SIGN*** Stayed up all night to finish it
**[08:45] Sekine**
That's embarrassing!
***SIGN*** Blush
***SIGN*** Don't make me...
say it out loud...
**[08:51] Sekine**
*Life here isn't so bad.*
**[08:55] Sekine**
* Or rather, except for the fact that*
* I can't leave without permission,*
**[08:59] Sekine**
* this place is a lot better*
* than life on the outside.*
**[09:02] Sekine**
* Now that I think about it, my lousy*
* psychic power put me through a lot.*
**[09:11] (Flashback) Female Student 1**
Hey, can I copy your homework? I forgot.
**[09:15] (Flashback) Female Student 2**
We're friends, right?
**[09:17] Female Student 2**
*We're not friends at all.*
**[09:19] Female Student 1**
* I only hang out with her because*
* she lets me copy her homework.*
**[09:22] Sekine**
* Because I could read people's minds,*
* I barely ever had any friends.*
**[09:28] Sekine**
* The rest of my family,*
* also psychics, are missing.*
**[09:32] Sekine**
*Living life alone was all I could muster.*
**[09:35] Sekine**
* Who would have thought I'd be*
* burdened with even more problems...*
**[09:40] Sekine**
* Chiyo-san, a former ninja,*
* Colonel Rikka, an alien,*
**[09:44] Sekine**
* and Tsubasa, a normal girl, though*
* I can't read her mind for some reason.*
**[09:48] (Flashback) Sekine**
The weather's kind of nice today!
**[09:50] (Flashback) Rikka**
It's actually cloudy.
**[09:52] (Flashback) Sekine**
Rikka, you have to tie your ribbon properly!
**[09:55] (Flashback) Rikka**
That hurts! That hurts!
**[09:57] Sekine**
* Bringing order to that chaos*
* was always hard work.*
**[10:00] Sekine**
* I wonder if those three*
* will be all right without me?*
**[10:05] Sekine**
* Chiyo-san is so quick to cry and blames*
* herself for everything. I worry about her.*
**[10:10] Sekine**
* The Colonel hasn't accustomed*
* herself to Earth yet.*
**[10:13] Sekine**
*I hope she doesn't do anything weird.*
**[10:16] Sekine**
*Tsubasa and I fought a lot.*
**[10:18] Sekine**
* But she's a good kid at heart,*
* so she's easy to get along with.*
**[10:23] Sekine**
* Hopefully Tsubasa will be*
* a good mediator for them.*
**[10:26] Sekine**
* Yeah, it's fine.*
* Those three should do just fine.*
**[10:33] Sekine**
*Oh, speaking of which...*
**[10:34] Sekine**
* We were going to eat*
* a parfait together next week.*
**[10:38] Sekine**
*The Big Parfait, too big to finish alone.*
**[10:40] Sekine**
*I do want to try it again...*
**[10:44] Sekine**
*No, I shouldn't be too pessimistic.*
**[10:47] Sekine**
*I'm sure that, as long as I survive,*
**[10:49] Sekine**
* one day I'll be able to eat*
* the Big Parfait again!*
**[10:52] Sekine**
* Our family motto is*
* "Cling on to Life," after all!*
***SIGN*** Cling on to Life
**[10:56] Rikka**
Sekine-chan.
**[11:07] Rikka**
I was just going to leave
this signed board here,
***SIGN*** Next stop: Singing at the Kohaku!
-Rikka
**[11:10] Rikka**
but you looked a bit sad,
so I couldn't help but say hi.
***SIGN*** Next stop: Singing at the Kohaku!
-Rikka
***SIGN*** Next stop: Singing at the Kohaku!
-Rikka
**[11:14] Sekine**
I'm not sad...
**[11:16] Rikka**
Oh, really? Then why are you crying?
**[11:24] Sekine**
I'm not crying.
**[11:25] Sekine**
Besides, what's that board for, anyway?
**[11:29] Rikka**
It's a message of encouragement for you!
**[11:32] Rikka**
Chiyo-san and Tsubasa-san
also said "good luck"!
***SIGN*** Next stop: Singing at the Kohaku!
-Rikka
**[11:44] Sekine**
Don't worry about me.
**[11:46] Sekine**
In fact, inviting friends here
is against the rules.
**[11:50] Sekine**
If they find out,
you'll get in trouble, too...
**[11:53] Sekine**
I have to get changed for my physical.
**[11:57] Sekine**
Could you leave?
**[11:58] Rikka**
Sekine-chan...
**[12:00] Ring tone**
* The first and last words out of*
* your filthy sewers will be "sir"!*
**[12:02] Ring tone**
*Do you maggots understand that?!*
**[12:04] Ring tone**
*Sir, yes sir!*
**[12:06] Rikka**
Hello?
**[12:07] Tsubasa**
* Hey, Rikka? Were you able to hand*
* that signed board to your friend?*
**[12:10] Rikka**
Oh, I was just about to.
**[12:13] Tsubasa**
I see. Well, my sister—
**[12:15] Tsubasa**
I mean, my brother wanted you to
ask her which agency she belongs to.
**[12:19] Rikka**
* This might not be the best time.*
* She's crying and trying to undress.*
**[12:24] Tsubasa**
What? What's going on?!
**[12:27] Tsubasa**
Wait...
***SIGN*** 18-Year-Old Aspiring
Singer's Purity Defiled
***SIGN*** Every Girl Has a Secret
***SIGN*** The Little Laid We All Get
**[12:28] Tsubasa**
Is that like, something pretty bad?
**[12:31] Tsubasa**
Is everything all right? Does she
understand what she's getting into?
**[12:35] Rikka**
*Hmm.*
**[12:39] Rikka**
She does look like she's in pain.
**[12:41] Tsubasa**
*I see.*
**[12:42] Tsubasa**
*Maybe she's not being rational,*
**[12:45] Tsubasa**
* and maybe some bad adults*
* are taking advantage of her.*
**[12:48] Tsubasa**
*It might be best for you to stop her.*
**[12:51] Rikka**
Got it. Thanks, Tsubasa-chan.
**[12:57] Rikka**
Sekine-chan.
**[12:58] Rikka**
Let's get out of here together.
Just leave it all to me!
**[13:03] Rikka**
But I'm afraid you're going to have to
give up your dream of attending the Kohaku.
***SIGN*** So Sorry
***SIGN*** So Sorry
***SIGN*** Next stop: Singing at the Kohaku!
-Rikka
**[13:07] Sekine**
Huh? Uh, okay.
**[13:09] Director**
You have some wonderful friends, Sekine-kun.
**[13:12] Sekine**
Director!
**[13:13] Director**
An alien. Who would've thought?
***SIGN*** Triumphant Escape!
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
**[13:18] Rikka & Sekine**
Triumphant Escape!
**[13:23] Director**
*Excellent.*
**[13:24] Director**
*With this specimen...*
**[13:26] Director**
*I can gain "the power."*
**[13:29] Director**
* "The power" that I need*
* to avoid repeating that tragedy!*
**[13:33] (Flashback) Worker**
A young, pretty, tidy woman who is
a good cook with a nice personality?
**[13:38] (Flashback) Worker**
Aren't you being too greedy?
**[13:40] (Flashback) Director**
I don't care if she doesn't love me.
**[13:41] (Flashback) Director**
She can treat me like a talking ATM.
**[13:44] (Flashback) Worker**
That said, this is your hundredth
arranged marriage attempt.
**[13:47] (Flashback) Director**
Damn it!
**[13:48] (Flashback) Director**
If only I had "the power" of a stable income!
***SIGN*** The ideal woman
***SIGN*** 21-24 years old ONLY!
Schooling, appearance,
prior arrests, no questions asked!
**[13:52] Director**
* Once I research this specimen and publish*
* the results, I'll surely get a raise.*
**[13:56] Director**
*Then I can find someone to marry me for sure!*
**[13:58] Sekine**
* I can't read his thoughts, but I get the*
* feeling he's thinking something terrible.*
**[14:03] Narrator**
Sort of right, but sort of wrong.
**[14:07] Director**
In return for the opportunity you've
brought me, I'll let you go, Sekine-kun.
**[14:12] Director**
But you have to promise not to
tell anyone about your alien friend.
**[14:17] Director**
Now would be a good time to say goodbye.
**[14:26] Sekine**
Why would I...
**[14:27] Sekine**
Why would I ever do that?!
**[14:30] Sekine**
Rikka is my precious friend!
**[14:32] Sekine**
I would never betray a friend!
**[14:34] Sekine**
Rikka, sing us a song!
I feel like getting my groove on!
**[14:38] Rikka**
Uh, all right!
**[14:54] Sekine**
*Thanks for that, Rikka.*
**[14:59] Rikka**
Let's escape, Sekine-chan!
**[15:03] Sekine**
What? Out the window?!
**[15:10] Rikka**
Come on, let's run,
***SIGN*** Whoosh
***SIGN*** Fwip
**[15:12] Rikka**
Smokey!
**[15:13] Sekine**
Who the heck is that?!
**[15:19] Director**
What was I doing here?
**[15:26] Rikka**
Hey, is anyone following us?
**[15:28] Sekine**
Who knows?
**[15:30] Sekine**
Even if there was, I'm sure we
could figure something out.
**[15:34] Rikka**
Hey, Sekine-chan,
**[15:37] Rikka**
that man from before called me an alien, but—
**[15:41] Sekine**
The stars...
**[15:43] Sekine**
They're so pretty.
**[15:45] Sekine**
I wonder if the Earth looks
this pretty from outer space?
**[15:48] Rikka**
Yes, it's so pretty how it shines blue...
**[15:51] Rikka**
...is what an alien would say!
**[15:54] Sekine**
I see.
**[15:56] Sekine**
That's nice. I'd like to see it some day.
**[15:59] Rikka**
In that case, I'll take you out to space
in my UFO sometime...
**[16:03] Rikka**
...is what an alien would say!
**[16:06] Sekine**
Sounds like an alien
I'd like to be friends with.
**[16:11] Rikka**
Hey, Sekine-chan.
**[16:15] Rikka**
I can't take you to outer space
right now, but...
**[16:19] Rikka**
If you run into any trouble,
don't hesitate to talk to me!
**[16:27] Sekine**
I can take care of myself.
**[16:30] Sekine**
For most things.
**[16:37] Tsubasa**
Hey, Sekine.
**[16:38] Chiyo**
Hello, Sekine-san.
**[16:42] Tsubasa**
What? What's wrong?
**[16:44] Sekine**
N-Nothing! Good morning!
**[16:48] Rikka**
*Good. Everyone's memories are back.*
**[16:52] Sekine**
*I see. The Colonel fixed their memories.*
**[16:55] Sekine**
Hey, do you want to go eat
the Big Parfait after school today?
**[16:59] Chiyo**
Yes! What a wonderful suggestion!
**[17:02] Rikka**
Sure, let's go!
**[17:03] Tsubasa**
Nice!
**[17:07] Sekine**
This is the final showdown. Here we go.
**[17:10] Tsubasa**
Uh, yeah.
**[17:13] Tsubasa**
*This ends here!*
**[17:16] Sekine**
*On which card shall my fate rest?*
**[17:20] Narrator**
You're probably wondering
how they ended up like this.
**[17:23] Narrator**
It was right after lunch break started.
**[17:26] (Flashback) Mr. Brian**
Attention!
***SIGN*** That's Amelon
***SIGN*** Melon Bread
***SIGN*** Melon Bread
**[17:28] (Flashback) Mr. Brian**
I forgot my lovely wife packed me lunch today!
**[17:31] (Flashback) Mr. Brian**
I'll give this bread away
to whoever wants it!
**[17:36] (Flashback) Sekine**
Th-That's...!
**[17:37] (Flashback) Tsubasa**
The super-high-class melon bread
that contains actual melon,
**[17:40] (Flashback) Tsubasa**
limited to ten available per day,
sold at the cafeteria!
**[17:42] (Flashback) Rikka**
I-I want it!
**[17:44] (Flashback) Chiyo**
I'd love to try it, too.
Shall we split it four ways?
**[17:49] (Flashback) Tsubasa**
I'm sorry, Chiyo-san.
This melon bread cannot be shared.
**[17:53] (Flashback) Sekine**
I want one all for myself, too!
**[17:55] (Flashback) Rikka**
Me, too!
**[17:57] (Flashback) Tsubasa**
I have a deck of rock-paper-scissors cards.
Let's play for it!
**[18:01] Narrator**
Chiyo and Colonel Rikka were defeated,
**[18:04] Narrator**
and the final showdown
is between Sekine and Tsubasa!
**[18:09] Rikka**
You have to win.
**[18:11] Rikka**
Win, and crawl out of the trash heap
that is your life.
**[18:15] Rikka**
If you don't win, you're trash!
**[18:18] Chiyo**
No hard feelings, whoever wins!
**[18:21] Tsubasa**
Right.
**[18:22] Sekine**
Are you sure, Tsubasa?
Your life depends on that card.
**[18:28] Tsubasa**
*Gulp.*
**[18:32] Sekine**
The next card I will play is...
**[18:37] Sekine**
Paper.
**[18:39] Tsubasa**
*Paper? So if I play...*
**[18:44] Tsubasa**
*If I play scissors, I win?*
**[18:47] Tsubasa**
*No, I won't let her trick me!*
**[18:49] Sekine**
Please trust me.
**[18:52] Narrator**
There's a reason Sekine can't afford to lose.
**[18:56] (Flashback) Teacher**
Your grades are falling.
**[18:58] (Flashback) Teacher**
You might lose eligibility for
your scholarship if this continues.
**[19:01] (Flashback) Sekine**
What?
**[19:02] Sekine**
* Lately, I've been spending so*
* much time helping Chiyo-san study*
**[19:05] Sekine**
*that I haven't had time for my own.*
**[19:08] Sekine**
* I have to save money,*
* in case I lose the scholarship!*
**[19:12] Sekine**
* I cut down on food costs and*
* stopped eating snacks to save money.*
**[19:16] Sekine**
* I have to win this game so I can eat*
* something nice for the first time in ages!*
***SIGN*** That's Amelon
***SIGN*** Melon Bread
***SIGN*** Melon Bread
**[19:23] Tsubasa**
* I'm sorry, but I can't concede.*
* Not this fight!*
**[19:27] Narrator**
Tsubasa also had a strong reason too win.
**[19:31] Tsubasa (Sister)**
Go buy me that melon bread they
sell in your school. Thanks.
**[19:35] Tsubasa**
* I've sprinted to the cafeteria every*
* lunch break, but it's always sold out.*
**[19:39] Tsubasa**
*If I don't bring one home soon, she might...*
**[19:41] Tsubasa (Sister)**
* I'll send you to The Underground*
* and make you cross steel beams!*
***SIGN*** Psst... Psst... Psst... Psst... Psst... Psst... Psst... Psst...
**[19:45] Tsubasa**
*I can trust Sekine and play scissors.*
**[19:47] Tsubasa**
*Or I can call her bluff and play paper.*
**[19:50] Tsubasa**
* But maybe she'll be even*
* more unpredictable...*
**[19:53] Tsubasa**
*Psst... Psst...*
**[19:55] Rikka**
At this rate, lunch break
will be over before we decide!
**[19:58] Rikka**
I'll just go ahead and—
**[20:02] Narrator**
Melon bread weighs more than life!
**[20:05] Sekine**
Cards on the table! One, two...
**[20:08] Tsubasa**
Hold it!
**[20:11] Tsubasa**
You're not going to say you're playing paper
and play scissors instead, are you?
**[20:14] Sekine**
Right.
**[20:15] Narrator**
It's still only been four seconds!
**[20:18] Tsubasa**
You're really going to play paper, right?
**[20:21] Sekine**
Right.
**[20:23] Tsubasa**
You will never succeed in life.
**[20:26] Sekine**
What?!
**[20:34] Sekine & Tsubasa**
One, two, three!
**[20:37] Sekine**
Wha...
**[20:38] Tsubasa**
You probably don't know this
about yourself, but...
**[20:43] Tsubasa**
when you lie, you raise
your eyebrow just a tiny bit.
**[20:47] Tsubasa**
When I asked if you were going to play
scissors, your eyebrow didn't move.
**[20:50] Tsubasa**
But when I asked if you were
going to play paper...
**[20:54] Tsubasa**
So you lied about playing paper.
***SIGN*** The mystery is solved!
***SIGN*** The mystery is solved!
***SIGN*** The mystery is solved!
***SIGN*** The mystery is solved!
***SIGN*** The mystery is solved!
***SIGN*** The mystery is solved!
***SIGN*** The mystery is solved!
***SIGN*** The mystery is solved!
***SIGN*** The mystery is solved!
***SIGN*** The mystery is solved!
***SIGN*** The mystery is solved!
***SIGN*** The mystery is solved!
***SIGN*** The mystery is solved!
**[20:57] Tsubasa**
I knew you were going to play rock!
***SIGN*** In the name of my grandfather!
***SIGN*** In the name of my grandfather!
***SIGN*** In the name of my grandfather!
***SIGN*** In the name of my grandfather!
***SIGN*** In the name of my grandfather!
***SIGN*** In the name of my grandfather!
***SIGN*** In the name of my grandfather!
***SIGN*** In the name of my grandfather!
***SIGN*** In the name of my grandfather!
***SIGN*** In the name of my grandfather!
***SIGN*** In the name of my grandfather!
***SIGN*** In the name of my grandfather!
***SIGN*** In the name of my grandfather!
***SIGN*** In the name of my grandfather!
**[21:00] Narrator**
Twelve seconds! Completed!
**[21:02] Chiyo**
Congratulations, Tsubasa-san.
**[21:05] Tsubasa**
Thank you!
**[21:06] Narrator**
His sister stole it after this.
**[21:12] Rikka**
Oh, right!
**[21:18] Rikka**
I almost forgot! I bought
the limited melon bread, too!
**[21:23] Rikka**
Here you are!
**[21:24] Sekine**
Rikka...
***SIGN*** Gratitude...!
***SIGN*** Absolute gratitude...!
**[21:26] Sekine**
*Gratitude... Absolute gratitude...!*
**[21:35] Sekine**
*It's ice-cold.*
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
***SIGN*** Day Duty:
Sekine
**[23:09] Rikka**
I've got important news for everyone!
**[23:12] Sekine**
Wh-What is it?
**[23:13] Tsubasa**
Are we getting a feature film?
**[23:16] Rikka**
The news is... The news is...
**[23:18] Rikka**
that my tentacles have a nice smell!
***SIGN*** #08: Hanzo's Challenge
**[23:21] Chiyo**
See you next week!
# E8 - Hanzo’s Challenge
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQ51X7/hanzos-challenge)
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**[00:02] Leader**
Hanzo.
**[00:04] Leader**
If you can't defeat her head-on,
then outsmart her.
**[00:09] Leader**
Surely you've realized Chiyo's weakness.
**[00:13] Hanzo**
Chiyo's weakness?
**[00:14] Leader**
Yes.
**[00:16] Hanzo**
*There is no such thing.*
**[00:18] Hanzo**
* Chiyo endured all forms of training*
* from a very young age,*
**[00:21] Hanzo**
*and never even complained.*
**[00:22] Hanzo**
*She can't have any weaknesses...*
**[00:26] Hanzo**
* No. Chiyo has something now*
* that she didn't before.*
**[00:31] Hanzo**
I can win!
**[00:32] Hanzo**
Finally, I will beat Chiyo!
***SIGN*** Class 2-B
Air Band
***SIGN*** The
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***SIGN*** We
***SIGN*** All
***SIGN*** Tell
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
***SIGN*** Rikka
***SIGN*** Colonel
***SIGN*** Chiyo-san
***SIGN*** Chiyo-san
***SIGN*** Ninja
***SIGN*** Sekine
***SIGN*** Psychic
***SIGN*** Tsubasa
***SIGN*** Tsuyoshi
***SIGN*** Boy
***SIGN*** Note:
Is Sekine
***SIGN*** Maskuma Mask
***SIGN*** Class 2-B
Air Band
***SIGN*** Poeh
***SIGN*** #08: Hanzo's Challenge
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**[02:08] Tsubasa**
Wow, that looks delicious!
***SIGN*** Cutie!
**[02:11] Boy 1**
Want a bite, Tsubasa-chan?
**[02:13] Tsubasa**
Aww, I'm on a diet.
**[02:16] Boy 1**
But you're so thin! Right?
**[02:18] Boy 2**
Right!
**[02:19] Tsubasa**
Oh, my gosh, really?
**[02:22] Boy 1**
Really!
**[02:23] Tsubasa**
Thank you! I'm, like, so happy!
**[02:24] Boy 2**
Really!
**[02:24] Boy 1**
Just take a bite!
**[02:25] Boy 2**
You're so cute!
**[02:26] Sekine**
*How desperate is she?*
***SIGN*** Wiggle wiggle
**[02:28] Sekine**
*Does she want a boyfriend that badly?*
**[02:31] Sekine**
*She's usually so calm,*
**[02:33] Sekine**
* and her androgynous look gave her*
* a "prince of the girls' school" vibe.*
***SIGN*** Wiggle wiggle
**[02:38] Tsubasa**
I guess I'll eat Mr. Strawberry, then!
**[02:41] Boy 2**
You can have mine, too!
**[02:42] Tsubasa**
Really? Are you sure?
**[02:44] Boy 2**
Sure, sure!
**[02:45] Sekine**
*The face of a female animal!*
**[02:46] Narrator**
A stock crash.
**[02:48] Tsubasa**
Aah.
**[02:49] Tsubasa**
Mm, delish!
**[02:51] Tsubasa**
*Life is pain.*
**[02:52] Tsubasa**
* I came here to enjoy a parfait*
* with my friends...*
**[02:55] (Flashback) Rikka**
Let's all enjoy it together!
**[02:58] Tsubasa**
*Rikka brought in some random boys...*
**[03:02] Tsubasa**
*Chiyo-san is totally freaked out.*
**[03:05] Tsubasa**
*Sekine has gone ice-cold.*
**[03:08] Tsubasa**
*I have to protect them.*
**[03:10] Tsubasa**
*I have to draw the boys' attention!*
**[03:15] Boy 2**
I have so many famous people in my family.
**[03:18] Boy 2**
You know, that person... and that person...
**[03:20] Boy 1**
No, no, a man's gotta have muscle.
**[03:23] Tsubasa**
Wow, really? That's, like, so cool!
**[03:27] Boy 1**
You think so?
**[03:29] Rikka**
* Good. I've collected enough*
* chromosomal information.*
**[03:32] Rikka**
* Now I can get it ready in time*
* for Miss Sekine's birthday!*
**[03:36] Sekine**
*Wha...?*
**[03:36] Narrator**
Her brain cannot keep up.
***SIGN*** Hmm... Hmm...
**[03:39] Sekine**
*My birthday?*
***SIGN*** Hmm... Hmm...
***SIGN*** Hmm... Hmm...
**[03:42] Sekine**
*Oh, now I remember. The other day...*
***SIGN*** Hmm... Hmm...
***SIGN*** Hmm... Hmm...
**[03:44] (Flashback) Tsubasa**
I'd love to play soccer with my future son.
**[03:49] (Flashback) Chiyo**
That sounds lovely.
**[03:50] (Flashback) Sekine**
I'd prefer to have a daughter.
**[03:54] (Flashback) Rikka**
Sekine-chan, you want a daughter?
**[03:56] (Flashback) Sekine**
Yeah, I guess.
**[03:58] (Flashback) Rikka**
I see. Oh!
**[04:00] (Flashback) Rikka**
It's your birthday soon, isn't it?
**[04:04] Sekine**
Hold up!
**[04:06] Sekine**
*Did she take that idle banter seriously?*
**[04:12] Sekine**
*So...*
**[04:15] Chiyo**
Congratulations!
**[04:15] Tsubasa**
Congrats.
**[04:16] Rikka**
Sekine-chan, happy birthday!
**[04:20] Rikka**
Come on, everyone.
**[04:22] Rikka**
Time to swap seats!
**[04:24] Chiyo**
Swap seats?
**[04:26] Rikka**
Yes.
**[04:27] Rikka**
You sit next to your favorite person!
**[04:31] Narrator**
Where did she get this knowledge?
**[04:35] Rikka**
Let's start with Sekine-chan!
**[04:38] Rikka**
Who do you want to sit next to?
**[04:41] Sekine**
Um...
**[04:42] Sekine**
I... Uh...
**[04:46] Sekine**
I feel that there isn't even
a single half-decent man here.
**[04:52] Boy 1**
U-Um, Sekine-chan, are you the tsundere type?
**[04:58] Sekine**
D-Don't get the wrong idea.
**[05:01] Boy 1**
Huh?
**[05:01] Sekine**
I don't want your baby at all,
not even one bit!
**[05:09] Sekine**
* Damn it, this makes me*
* the perfect self-conscious loser.*
**[05:13] Sekine**
*But it's the only way!*
**[05:15] Tsubasa**
A-Aww, c'mon, Sekine.
This one's such a hunk!
**[05:20] Rikka**
*What?!*
**[05:20] Rikka**
*Then I must give Miss Tsubasa a son...*
**[05:23] Sekine**
Damn you, Tsubasa!
**[05:27] Sekine**
These losers... These losers...
**[05:31] Sekine**
These losers deserve to go extinct!
**[05:35] Sekine**
In other words, the human race is doomed!
**[05:38] Three boys**
Wh-What did you say?!
**[05:43] Boy 1**
I should probably get going.
**[05:45] Boy 2**
We'll go ahead and pay.
**[05:48] Hanzo**
Um, see you...
**[05:50] Narrator**
She went from "self-conscious loser"
to "actual, physical threat."
**[05:55] Narrator**
And quietly, like the tide, the boys left.
**[06:02] Tsubasa**
Sekine, don't you think
that was a bit rude?
**[06:06] Tsubasa**
You could've let them down more gently.
**[06:10] Sekine**
You don't know anything.
**[06:13] Sekine**
Shut up, you pierced animal!
**[06:15] Sekine**
How desperate are you for attention?!
**[06:17] Tsubasa**
H-Huh?!
**[06:19] Tsubasa**
* I tried so hard to make sure*
* nobody else had to talk...*
**[06:26] Tsubasa**
I...
**[06:27] Tsubasa**
I've never wanted boys to like me!
**[06:33] Tsubasa**
I'm going home.
**[06:34] Chiyo**
Oh, Tsubasa-san!
**[06:42] Rikka**
* This situation makes it very hard*
* for me to bring up the fact*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** If you'd like, can we talk alone?
I'll be waiting at the park.
**[06:46] Rikka**
*that I got asked out on a date...*
**[06:49] Sekine**
*When the heck did that happen, Colonel?!*
**[06:55] Hanzo**
Hey, Rikka-chan!
**[06:58] Rikka**
Sorry to make you wait!
**[07:00] Hanzo**
Oh, no. I just got here.
***SIGN*** Shwoop
**[07:04] Sekine**
I followed her here...
**[07:08] Hanzo**
Please, take a seat.
**[07:09] Rikka**
Sure!
**[07:11] Rikka**
*Good. He is very considerate.*
**[07:12] Rikka**
*He'll make a perfect life partner.*
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**[07:16] Rikka**
* Who would have thought I'd find*
* eternal love here on Earth...*
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**[07:22] Sekine**
*What a pushover.*
**[07:24] Sekine**
* Is it all right for such a gullible*
* person to be a colonel?*
**[07:31] Sekine**
*Ch-Chiyo-san?!*
**[07:34] Chiyo**
*I'm sorry, Rikka-chan.*
**[07:38] Hanzo**
You saw through my plan
to take your friend hostage.
**[07:41] Chiyo**
Of course, Hanzo.
**[07:43] Hanzo**
Impressive, my sister.
**[07:45] Sekine**
*What? They're siblings?!*
**[07:47] Hanzo**
But seeing how flustered you look,
**[07:50] Hanzo**
it seems your friends really are
your weakness, after all.
**[07:54] Chiyo**
Have you no shame?
**[07:56] Chiyo**
Because of your meddling, a crack has formed
in our otherwise perfect friendship!
**[08:01] Sekine**
Huh?
**[08:02] (Flashback) Tsubasa**
I guess I'll eat Mr. Strawberry, then!
**[08:05] (Flashback) Boy 2**
You can have mine, too!
**[08:06] (Flashback) Tsubasa**
Really? Are you sure?
**[08:08] (Flashback) Tsubasa**
Aah.
**[08:09] Sekine**
*Was it really Hanzo's fault?*
**[08:12] Hanzo**
That was all because that
Tsubasa girl was so desperate!
**[08:16] Chiyo**
At her age, it's only natural
to be into romance!
**[08:19] Hanzo**
Mark my words! I'll get you next time!
**[08:22] Rikka**
H-Huh?
**[08:24] Rikka**
Hey, Chiyo-san, wasn't a boy here just now?
**[08:29] Chiyo**
That was an evil scoundrel who treats
the pure hearts of girls as mere playthings!
**[08:34] Rikka**
Oh, I see. I'm heartbroken.
**[08:39] Chiyo**
What a sad look...
**[08:41] Chiyo**
I'm so sorry. Everyone's so sad
and it's all my fault.
**[08:47] Rikka**
You did nothing wrong, Chiyo-san.
**[08:54] Rikka**
Besides, I really like it
**[08:56] Rikka**
when you're honest about what you want.
**[09:01] Chiyo**
Rikka-chan...
**[09:06] Rikka**
*Goodbye, my love.*
**[09:16] Chiyo**
Good day, Tsubasa-san.
**[09:19] Rikka**
Good morning!
**[09:20] Tsubasa (Sister)**
Mornin'!
**[09:24] Chiyo & Rikka**
Hmm?
**[09:26] Rikka**
She seems different, somehow.
**[09:29] Chiyo**
Is what happened yesterday
still weighing on her mind?
**[09:32] Chiyo**
Tsubasa-san, I wanted to
talk about yesterday.
**[09:37] Tsubasa (Sister)**
About yesterday?
**[09:38] Chiyo**
Yes. About your fight with Sekine-san.
**[09:41] Chiyo**
I know it was tough for you,
but please make amends with her!
**[09:45] Tsubasa (Sister)**
Oh, right. That doesn't bother me at all.
**[09:49] Tsubasa (Sister)**
Only small-minded men
dwell on stuff like that.
**[09:55] Chiyo**
Sekine-san! Did you hear that?
**[09:57] Sekine**
Y-Yeah...
**[10:03] Sekine**
Sorry about yesterday.
**[10:06] Rikka**
I'm glad it worked out!
**[10:08] Rikka**
Sekine-chan changed her hairstyle
to make up with you!
**[10:12] Tsubasa (Sister)**
Huh?
**[10:13] Chiyo**
We gave her a short-hair makeover,
just the way you like.
**[10:17] Chiyo**
It looks good, doesn't it?
**[10:19] Sekine**
No, I... I just wanted
to change things up a bit!
**[10:26] Tsubasa (Sister)**
*Cute!*
**[10:28] Sekine**
Huh?
**[10:30] Tsubasa (Sister)**
Wow!
**[10:32] Tsubasa (Sister)**
All-girls schools are so much fun!
**[10:35] Tsuyoshi**
* Now I can finally attend*
* Chikuin Middle School, my dream!*
**[10:39] Tsuyoshi**
* I'm glad I decided to tell Sis*
* we're switching back.*
**[10:42] Tsuyoshi**
*She said she's not in any specific cliques.*
**[10:45] Tsuyoshi**
*I hope I can settle in quickly.*
**[10:50] Tsuyoshi**
Morning.
**[10:54] Boy 4**
H-He talks...
**[10:56] Boy 5**
That's the first time I've ever
heard Camera's voice.
**[11:01] Tsuyoshi**
Uh, morning.
**[11:03] Boy 6**
Oh, uh, morning...
**[11:06] Boy 6**
I didn't know you did greetings.
I'm surprised.
**[11:10] Tsuyoshi**
Huh?
**[11:20] Tsuyoshi**
What've you been doing, Sis?!
**[11:22] Hanzo**
Tsuyoshi-kun, right?
**[11:25] Tsuyoshi**
Um...
**[11:26] Hanzo**
I'm Hanzawa, from your class. Naozo Hanzawa.
**[11:31] Tsuyoshi**
I'm sorry. We're classmates,
and I didn't even know your name.
**[11:35] Hanzo**
It's fine.
**[11:37] Hanzo**
I just transferred in recently,
so it's only natural you wouldn't know.
**[11:43] Hanzo**
May I sit here?
**[11:44] Tsuyoshi**
Sure.
**[11:47] Hanzo**
* I infiltrated this school to learn*
* about life outside the clan,*
**[11:52] Hanzo**
* but meeting Chiyo's friend's younger*
* brother this way was a stroke of luck.*
**[11:56] Hanzo**
* If I get to know him, perhaps I can learn*
* some useful information about Chiyo.*
**[12:02] Hanzo**
You were sighing earlier, too.
Are you all right?
**[12:06] Tsuyoshi**
Yeah, I guess.
**[12:08] Tsuyoshi**
Hanzawa-kun, do you have any siblings?
**[12:10] Hanzo**
Yes, an older sister.
**[12:13] Tsuyoshi**
Oh, I have a sister, too. We're twins.
**[12:16] Tsuyoshi**
She's a real force of nature.
**[12:19] Tsuyoshi**
It's exhausting.
**[12:21] Hanzo**
I see... I clash with my sister a lot, too.
**[12:25] Hanzo**
She's so tough. I still can't beat her,
**[12:29] Hanzo**
but one day, I want to get her back.
Double payback!
**[12:32] Tsuyoshi**
* Double payback, huh?*
* If I even so much as attempted that...*
**[12:36] Tsubasa (Sister)**
* I wonder how much money*
* I can make from this photo?*
**[12:40] Hanzo**
Hey, I know.
**[12:42] Hanzo**
Why don't we get together after school
to air our grievances?
**[12:46] Tsuyoshi**
Sure! Let's meet at the new café in front
of the station and talk over some cakes.
**[12:51] Hanzo**
Cakes? Sounds a bit girly, but sure.
**[12:55] Tsuyoshi**
Huh?
**[12:56] Tsuyoshi**
*Oh, right. That's a girl thing.*
**[13:04] Tsuyoshi**
Sis!
**[13:06] Tsuyoshi**
"Not in a specific clique" and "has
zero friends" are totally different!
**[13:11] Tsuyoshi**
I can't believe you don't even say hi
to your classmates in the morning!
**[13:15] Tsubasa (Sister)**
I was attending that school
to record the beauty of an idol.
**[13:19] Tsubasa (Sister)**
Why would I mingle with
the common riff-raff?
**[13:22] Tsuyoshi**
I can't stand how awkward it is.
**[13:25] Tsuyoshi**
I did find one person who seemed nice,
**[13:29] Tsuyoshi**
but now I wanna go back to the other school.
**[13:30] Tsubasa (Sister)**
Whatever.
**[13:36] Rikka**
Oh, hey, Tsubasa-chan!
**[13:38] Tsubasa**
Morning.
**[13:40] Tsubasa**
*Oh, having friends is truly wonderful...*
**[13:43] Rikka**
Hey, um, Tsubasa-chan.
**[13:45] Tsubasa**
Yeah? What is it?
**[13:46] Rikka**
Um...
**[13:47] Rikka**
Before taking someone's photo,
you should always ask!
**[13:51] Rikka**
Everyone in the universe knows that!
**[13:57] Tsubasa**
*Did she do it here, too?!*
**[14:00] Tsubasa (Sister)**
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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**[14:06] Tsubasa**
Happy birthday, Sekine!
**[14:06] Chiyo**
Happy birthday!
**[14:06] Rikka**
Happy birthday!
**[14:09] Sekine**
Thank you...
**[14:11] Chiyo**
Here is your present.
**[14:14] Chiyo**
I made a hair ornament that I thought
might look good on you.
**[14:17] Sekine**
Thank you, Chiyo-san.
**[14:19] Tsubasa**
I baked muffins. Try some, if you'd like.
**[14:22] Sekine**
You made these yourself?
**[14:24] Tsubasa**
Yeah. I've gotten hooked
on making sweets lately.
**[14:27] Sekine**
I see. Thank you!
**[14:30] Rikka**
I brought you something truly special!
**[14:33] Rikka**
Behold!
**[14:36] Rikka**
A beautiful daughter!
**[14:39] Sekine**
*You didn't give up on that plan, Colonel?!*
**[14:45] Three-year-old**
I drew Mommy!
**[14:46] Six-year-old**
I'm in school now!
**[14:49] Rikka**
*She's crying tears of happiness.*
**[14:52] Rikka**
*This present was a resounding success!*
**[14:54] Sekine**
* Wh-What should I do?*
* The child itself is innocent...*
**[14:59] Sekine**
By the way, who is the father?
**[15:02] Rikka**
The father? Hmm...
**[15:05] Rikka**
Oh, a ninja!
**[15:09] Sekine**
*It's Hanzo?!*
**[15:10] Tsubasa**
A ninja? Where?
**[15:12] Rikka**
Look, over there. Huh?
**[15:16] Sekine**
*Hanzo!*
**[15:19] Hanzo**
* Chiyo's friend's brother had*
* little useful information.*
**[15:23] Hanzo**
*I cannot fail again.*
**[15:26] Hanzo**
* When Chiyo steps away*
* from her friends, I'll use this...*
**[15:33] Sekine**
A-Are you dating anyone right now?
**[15:38] Hanzo**
Huh? Um, no...
**[15:40] Sekine**
I see! So, what do you think?
**[15:45] Sekine**
Can we start with a quick
marriage registration?
**[15:47] Hanzo**
Huh?
**[15:48] Hanzo**
Uh, that's a little, you know...
**[15:50] Sekine**
Yes, of course.
**[15:52] Sekine**
How about we exchange D'DINE IDs, then?
**[15:56] Sekine**
No, please, I'm not a weirdo!
It's just, uh...
**[15:59] Sekine**
Love at first sight!
**[16:00] Hanzo**
*In this situation?!*
**[16:01] Sekine**
Please... For my... I mean,
**[16:04] Sekine**
for the sake of our daughter!
**[16:07] Chiyo**
What are you doing to my friend, Hanzo?!
**[16:10] Hanzo**
I'm the one who's getting done here!
**[16:13] Sekine**
*Oh, no! Time to play dead!*
**[16:15] Chiyo**
Sekine-san!
**[16:17] Chiyo**
Today will be your last!
**[16:25] Hanzo**
* Dear sister. You will pay*
* for your betrayal of the clan.*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Dear sister. You will pay
for your betrayal of the clan.
That said, you should choose
friends with better morals.
**[16:31] Hanzo**
* That said, you should choose*
* friends with better morals.*
**[16:35] Chiyo**
Huh?
**[16:35] Rikka**
Oh, look, there you all are!
**[16:38] Sekine**
Rikka!
**[16:39] Rikka**
Sekine-chan, you forgot this!
**[16:41] Sekine**
Oh, that's... Hmm?
**[16:49] Octopus**
Octo!
**[16:50] Sekine**
*A space octopus?!*
**[16:51] Rikka**
It's cute, like a baby!
**[16:55] Rikka**
But be careful! Once it attaches itself,
it won't come off!
**[16:58] Sekine**
*It wasn't a baby?!*
**[17:00] Sekine**
*I almost married Hanzo!*
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
**[17:03] Sekine**
*The Little Lies We All Tell.*
**[17:12] Tsubasa**
*I'm bored.*
**[17:14] Hanzo**
Hey, aren't you Tsuyoshi-kun's sister?
**[17:17] Tsubasa**
Oh, it's Hanzawa-kun.
**[17:21] Hanzo**
How do you know my name?
We've never met before.
**[17:25] Tsubasa**
Oh, um, my brother described you.
**[17:30] Hanzo**
I see.
**[17:32] Hanzo**
I heard about you from Tsuyoshi-kun, as well.
**[17:35] Hanzo**
Sorry to annoy you out of nowhere like this.
**[17:39] Tsubasa**
Oh, not at all. I'm just waiting for
my friends to finish shopping.
**[17:45] Tsubasa**
Would you like to sit down?
**[17:46] Hanzo**
Sure! Here, have some coffee.
**[17:49] Tsubasa**
Thank you.
**[17:51] Tsubasa**
What are you doing here, Hanzawa-kun?
**[17:54] Hanzo**
I had a little shopping to do myself.
**[17:56] Hanzo**
By the way, Tsuyoshi-kun told me
that you love cute things.
**[18:03] Tsubasa**
That's right. I just love
cute things and hot guys.
**[18:07] Tsubasa**
I even dress my brother up
in cute clothes, sometimes!
**[18:10] Hanzo**
I-I see.
**[18:12] Hanzo**
I've had similar experiences, too.
**[18:15] Tsubasa**
Really?
**[18:17] Hanzo**
Yes. My sister has always loved cute things,
**[18:21] Hanzo**
and she used to treat me
like her little sister.
**[18:30] (Flashback) Hanzo**
Sister?
**[18:31] (Flashback) Chiyo**
I can't put someone so cute at risk!
**[18:33] (Flashback) Hanzo**
Sister?!
**[18:40] (Flashback) Hanzo**
Sister?
**[18:42] (Flashback) Chiyo**
I can't put someone so cute at risk!
**[18:44] (Flashback) Hanzo**
Sister?!
**[18:50] (Flashback) Hanzo**
Sister?
**[18:51] (Flashback) Chiyo**
I can't put someone so cute at risk!
**[18:53] (Flashback) Hanzo**
Sister?!
**[18:56] (Flashback) Hanzo**
I-Is this...
**[18:57] (Flashback) Chiyo**
I made it myself.
**[18:59] (Flashback) Chiyo**
I thought someone so cute
should have an equally cute lunch.
**[19:04] (Flashback) Hanzo**
Thank you, dear sister!
**[19:10] Hanzo**
My sister protected me. Somewhat overly so.
**[19:15] Hanzo**
She was strong and resilient...
And really cool.
**[19:18] Tsubasa**
Wow. I'd like to meet your sister someday.
**[19:22] Hanzo**
But now she's like a completely
different person.
**[19:26] Hanzo**
She betrayed her family and
spends her time on stupid things.
**[19:30] Tsubasa**
U-Uh, sounds like trouble.
**[19:32] Tsubasa**
But I guess that kind of free-wheeling style
is similar to our family, in a way.
**[19:37] Tsubasa**
Honestly, looking at my sister,
sometimes I envy her.
**[19:43] Tsubasa**
If only I could live the way she does.
**[19:47] Tsubasa**
Uh, that's what my brother said.
**[19:51] Hanzo**
Envy, huh...
**[19:56] Hanzo**
I must admit, sometimes I also feel...
**[19:58] Tsubasa**
It's not easy being a little brother.
**[20:02] Tsubasa**
Hopefully one day you'll find
a way to work things out.
**[20:06] Tsubasa**
Cheers!
**[20:08] Hanzo**
Oh, nothing...
**[20:09] Rikka**
I'll have it if you don't want it!
**[20:15] Tsubasa**
Hey, guys!
**[20:18] Tsubasa**
My friends are here. See ya!
**[20:21] Chiyo**
Actually, Tsubasa-san...
**[20:24] Chiyo**
I'd like to speak to this person. Alone.
**[20:28] Tsubasa**
* What? So even Chiyo-san can handle guys,*
* if they're hot enough?*
**[20:35] Chiyo**
Please make sure nobody else is around.
**[20:37] Sekine**
R-Right! Let's all go over there!
**[20:40] Rikka/Tsubasa**
Okay!
**[20:42] Chiyo**
I can't expose my friends
to any more danger.
**[20:47] Chiyo**
Let's end this here and now, Hanzo.
**[20:50] Hanzo**
I have no chance against you
in a head-on fight, dear sister.
**[20:55] Hanzo**
That's why I had your friend drink poison.
**[20:58] Chiyo**
How dare you!
**[21:00] Hanzo**
It should start to take effect
any minute now.
**[21:02] Hanzo**
Without the antidote,
they'll last two hours, at most.
**[21:05] Hanzo**
It's a painful way to die.
**[21:08] Hanzo**
Turn yourself in peacefully,
and I'll give the antidote—
**[21:11] Rikka**
Hey.
**[21:16] Chiyo**
Rikka-chan, are you all right?!
**[21:18] Rikka**
Yep! I'm feeling great!
**[21:21] Rikka**
So, um,
**[21:23] Rikka**
I wanted to ask you
where you got this coffee.
**[21:27] Narrator**
It turns out the poison
doesn't work on aliens.
**[21:31] Hanzo**
Th-That's...
**[21:35] Hanzo**
Hanzo's special blend.
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
***SIGN*** Day Duty:
Sekine
**[23:09] Rikka**
When your heart gets broken,
the best way to get over it is to eat a lot.
**[23:13] Sekine**
Playing an otome game helps, too.
**[23:15] Chiyo**
An otome game?
**[23:17] Sekine**
You fall in love with many
suitable targets...
***SIGN*** #09: Find Fuku-chan!
**[23:19] Sekine**
Then in the end, it swallows you whole!
**[23:22] Tsubasa**
You mean a horror game, right...?
# E9 - Find Fuku-chan!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQNK9Z/find-fuku-chan)
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**[00:01] Sekine**
*Huh? Did I fall asleep?*
**[00:02] Boys**
That thing yesterday was awesome!
**[00:05] Boys**
I know, right? That one thing, right?
**[00:07] Boys**
Right, right!
**[00:11] Sekine**
*Wait, what? What's going on?*
**[00:19] Sekine**
*I've turned into a boy!*
***SIGN*** Class 2-B
Air Band
***SIGN*** The
***SIGN*** Lit
***SIGN*** tle
***SIGN*** Lies
***SIGN*** We
***SIGN*** All
***SIGN*** Tell
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
***SIGN*** Rikka
***SIGN*** Colonel
***SIGN*** Chiyo-san
***SIGN*** Chiyo-san
***SIGN*** Ninja
***SIGN*** Sekine
***SIGN*** Psychic
***SIGN*** Tsubasa
***SIGN*** Tsuyoshi
***SIGN*** Boy
***SIGN*** Note:
Is Sekine
***SIGN*** Maskuma Mask
***SIGN*** Class 2-B
Air Band
***SIGN*** Poeh
***SIGN*** #09: Find Fuku-chan!
***SIGN*** #09: Find Fuku-chan!
***SIGN*** #09: Find Fuku-chan!
***SIGN*** #09: Find Fuku-chan!
***SIGN*** #09: Find Fuku-chan!
***SIGN*** #09: Find Fuku-chan!
***SIGN*** #09: Find Fuku-chan!
***SIGN*** #09: Find Fuku-chan!
***SIGN*** #09: Find Fuku-chan!
***SIGN*** #09: Find Fuku-chan!
***SIGN*** #09: Find Fuku-chan!
***SIGN*** #09: Find Fuku-chan!
**[02:01] Chiyo**
Finished!
**[02:03] Chiyo**
Tsubasa-san, your hair is so pretty!
**[02:07] Chiyo**
You have the shiniest cuticles!
**[02:09] Tsubasa**
Um, thanks.
**[02:11] Sekine**
It's gotta be that androgynous appeal
of yours that makes you so popular.
**[02:16] Tsubasa**
Androgynous...
**[02:18] Sekine**
You know, "The Prince of
the All-Girls' School" trope.
**[02:21] Rikka**
So handsome!
**[02:22] Chiyo**
N-No! Tsubasa-san is a cute, pretty girl!
**[02:33] Rikka**
*Miss Tsubasa must want to be a princess, too.*
**[02:38] Rikka**
*I know! I'll keep Miss Tsubasa as a girl*
***SIGN*** Greatest in the Galaxy
***SIGN*** Wicked
***SIGN*** Girly
***SIGN*** Super Princess
**[02:41] Rikka**
*and transform everyone else into boys.*
**[02:45] Sekine**
* You mean, you want to make Tsubasa*
* a princess in a hot boy harem?*
***SIGN*** Not bad
**[02:50] Rikka**
*All right! Let's make that dream come true!*
***SIGN*** Katsu!!
**[02:54] Rikka**
*Katsu!*
**[02:58] Sekine**
*Swirl...*
***SIGN*** Swirl...
**[03:01] Sekine**
*That's right.*
**[03:02] Chiyomaru**
Sekine-kun.
**[03:05] Chiyomaru**
You should get changed, already.
**[03:07] Sekine (Boy)**
U-Um...
**[03:10] Sekine (Boy)**
Who are you?
**[03:11] Chiyomaru**
What do you mean? I'm Chiyomaru.
**[03:15] Sekine (Boy)**
Chiyomaru...?
**[03:19] Sekine (Boy)**
Oh!
**[03:20] Sekine (Boy)**
Chiyo-san!
**[03:22] Chiyomaru**
It's Chiyomaru.
**[03:23] Sekine (Boy)**
I just remembered something I gotta do!
**[03:28] Sekine (Boy)**
Rikka! Where are you?!
***SIGN*** Lucky Perv
***SIGN*** Blank...
**[03:41] Narrator**
Lucky perv.
**[03:43] Sekine (Boy)**
Um, Tsubasa?
**[03:47] Tsuyoshi (Girl)**
It's meant to be a secret, but I'm here
in place of my older brother, Tsuyoshi.
***SIGN*** Keep the locker
room clean.
**[03:51] Tsuyoshi (Girl)**
So, please call me Tsuyoshi.
**[03:53] Sekine (Boy)**
Huh, I see.
**[03:55] Sekine**
* This is what it means*
* to make Tsubasa a princess?*
**[03:58] Sekine**
*I have to admit, it's a bit interesting.*
**[04:00] Sekine**
*And I'm a guy...*
**[04:02] Sekine**
* I should take advantage of this opportunity*
* to try things that only guys can do.*
**[04:07] Sekine (Boy)**
Tsuyoshi, I have a favor to ask.
**[04:09] Tsuyoshi (Girl)**
What is it?
**[04:11] Sekine (Boy)**
Please let me do it.
***SIGN*** Nurse's Office
**[04:17] Sekine (Boy)**
Did you have to hit me?
**[04:19] Tsuyoshi (Girl)**
Sorry, but you share the blame here.
**[04:24] Sekine (Boy)**
Oh, I'm bleeding. I knew it.
**[04:27] Tsuyoshi (Girl)**
*H-He's handsome!*
**[04:29] Sekine (Boy)**
You can make up for it by buying me lunch
at the cafeteria later.
**[04:34] Tsuyoshi (Girl)**
I guess we could kiss or something.
I do feel sorry about hitting you.
**[04:38] Sekine (Boy)**
Nah, I can always do that as a girl.
**[04:43] Tsuyoshi (Girl)**
That aside, Sekine... You're going
to be late for the Barfathon.
**[04:46] Sekine (Boy)**
Barfathon? What's that?
**[04:49] Tsuyoshi (Girl)**
Did I hit you in the wrong place?
**[04:51] Tsuyoshi (Girl)**
Remember? Today's the day of
the annual "Loincloth Walking Race."
**[04:56] Narrator**
A race where contestants walk, clad only in
loincloths, all the way to Gunma Prefecture!
**[05:00] Narrator**
Due to the high number of people who
throw up, it has the nickname "Barfathon."
**[05:04] Narrator**
Yes, this is a middle school event.
**[05:07] Sekine**
*That's way too hardcore.*
**[05:10] Sekine**
* But given my injury,*
* I should be able to opt out.*
**[05:13] Chiyomaru**
Sekine-kun, have you seen Rikkard-kun?
**[05:17] Rikka**
I'm right here!
**[05:21] Sekine**
*The Colonel is still a girl?*
**[05:24] Chiyomaru**
Rikkard-kun...
**[05:26] Rikka**
Who is this handsome boy?
**[05:28] Chiyo**
*Rikka-chan!*
**[05:29] Rikka**
Is it Chiyo...
**[05:31] Rikka**
san...
**[05:33] Chiyomaru**
What is that outfit you're wearing?
**[05:36] Chiyomaru**
How many times do I have to tell you?!
**[05:38] Chiyomaru**
I hate guys who aren't manly!
**[05:41] Chiyomaru**
What are these? Hair extensions?
**[05:43] Chiyomaru**
Is this your real hair?
**[05:44] Rikka**
Ow, ow...
**[05:46] Chiyomaru**
Tsuyoshi, the clippers.
**[05:48] Tsuyoshi (Girl)**
Here.
**[05:51] Chiyomaru**
Rikkard, I'm shaving your head.
**[05:56] Rikka**
I'd prefer you didn't—
**[06:02] Chiyomaru**
Did I just hear something?
**[06:04] Rikka**
Nothing at all!
**[06:06] Sekine**
*I see...*
***SIGN*** Maidenly Chiyo
**[06:07] Sekine**
*Chiyo-san is very girly.*
***SIGN*** Tough Guy Chiyomaru
**[06:10] Sekine**
*But as a boy, she's the opposite.*
**[06:14] Sekine**
*Tsubasa is...*
**[06:16] Sekine**
*somehow cuter.*
**[06:19] Sekine**
*Is it because of her princess position?*
**[06:23] Sekine (Boy)**
Tsuyoshi, what are you going
to do about the Barfathon?
**[06:26] Tsuyoshi (Girl)**
I'm opting out, of course.
I can't do it for many reasons.
**[06:29] Sekine (Boy)**
I see. I guess I'll opt out, as well.
**[06:32] Tsuyoshi (Girl)**
What are you talking about?
**[06:34] Tsuyoshi (Girl)**
You need a signed document from your
legal guardian to opt out. You know that.
***SIGN*** Huh
**[06:43] Sekine (Boy)**
Huh?
**[06:57] Chiyomaru**
We'll continue this after the Barfathon.
**[07:00] Chiyomaru**
Hurry up and get ready.
You don't want to be late.
**[07:03] Sekine (Boy)**
Look! My head is busted open!
There's so much blood!
**[07:07] Tsuyoshi (Girl)**
You can't go home sick unless
you have a fever or something.
**[07:09] Sekine (Boy)**
What?!
**[07:11] Chiyomaru**
Are you trying to commit truancy?
**[07:12] Sekine (Boy)**
Never!
**[07:15] Sekine (Boy)**
I'm cold! It hurts!
I don't wanna do this anymore!
**[07:18] Sekine (Boy)**
What kind of event is this?!
It's ridiculous! Unbelievable!
**[07:23] Chiyomaru**
Sekine-kun, did you just say something?
**[07:25] Sekine (Boy)**
I love the Barfathon! Gung ho!
**[07:28] Tsuyoshi (Girl)**
Sekine.
**[07:31] Tsuyoshi (Girl)**
Just give up and accept it.
**[07:33] Sekine**
*Not fair!*
**[07:34] Chiyomaru**
Let's follow Rikkard-kun's lead
and do our best!
**[07:41] Rikka**
I'm glad I included "UFO travel counts
as walking" in the brainwashing program.
**[07:45] Rikka**
One quick hop to Gunma!
**[07:47] Sekine**
* Why did you include*
* the Barfathon in the first place?!*
**[07:56] Rikka**
Goal!
**[07:56] Rikka**
Goal, goal, goal, goal, goal!
**[08:08] Rikka**
It seems I've tried a little too hard.
**[08:11] Narrator**
The space alien wins!
**[08:20] Rikka**
Almost there!
**[08:23] Sekine (Boy)**
Ugh, so tough... I'm spent...
**[08:25] Tsuyoshi (Girl)**
Fight on, Sekine.
**[08:27] Chiyomaru**
The goal is right there. Fight on!
**[08:30] Rikka**
You all did so well!
**[08:33] Tsuyoshi (Girl)**
You got first place again! Awesome!
**[08:35] Chiyomaru**
You did great, Rikkard-kun.
I knew you could do it.
**[08:42] Chiyomaru**
Now, let's pick up where we left off.
**[08:44] Chiyomaru**
I hope you're ready.
**[08:49] Rikka**
I'm sorry, Miss Tsubasa!
I can't take any more!
**[08:52] Rikka**
Katsu!
**[09:01] Rikka**
Where...
**[09:03] Sekine**
...are we?
**[09:04] Tsubasa**
Hey, you two.
**[09:06] Tsubasa**
You're going to be late.
**[09:09] Rikka**
Late for the Barfathon?!
**[09:11] Sekine**
I have no idea what you're
talking about, ma'am!
**[09:13] Tsubasa**
The tea party, of course.
**[09:15] Tsubasa**
Did you hit your head or something?
It's an annual event.
**[09:20] Chiyo**
I baked some sweets.
**[09:23] Rikka**
A tea party!
**[09:24] Sekine**
How elegant!
**[09:27] Rikka & Sekine**
All-girls schools are the best!
**[09:31] Rikka**
Flowers are beautiful
because they're destined to fall.
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
**[09:34] Sekine**
Oh, no.
**[09:48] Sekine**
I'm broke this month, as always.
**[09:51] Hot guy**
Maybe what you're really concerned about
**[09:54] Hot guy**
is the fact that your family
won't come back.
**[09:59] Narrator**
A hot guy in an all-girls middle school?!
**[10:01] Narrator**
Sir, did you wander into the wrong show?
**[10:05] Sekine**
Who are you?
**[10:10] Hot guy**
I can't talk about that here.
**[10:19] Hot guy**
Come see me behind the gym tomorrow.
**[10:25] Hot guy**
I'll reveal everything to you then.
**[10:28] Sekine**
Why does it have to be out there?
**[10:30] Hot guy**
What? It's only natural to want to see
cute girls away from other people.
**[10:35] Hot guy**
Let's meet alone.
**[10:37] Sekine**
Stop kidding around!
**[10:40] Hot guy**
You're cute when you're angry, as well.
**[10:46] Hot guy**
Don't be so cautious.
**[10:48] Hot guy**
I know you're always working very hard.
**[10:56] Hot guy**
Oh, by the way.
**[10:59] Hot guy**
Take off your glasses. You're cuter that way.
**[11:05] Hot guy**
See you.
**[11:09] Sekine**
*What was that?*
**[11:15] Sekine**
* Was that a teacher from a*
* different grade or something?*
**[11:19] Sekine**
*I don't recognize him, though.*
**[11:25] Tsubasa**
You look down. Is everything okay?
**[11:29] Rikka**
No, it's not. My pet ran away.
**[11:34] Chiyo**
Oh, dear.
**[11:35] Rikka**
*Where could you have gone?*
**[11:41] (Flashback) Rikka**
A cute animal, here?!
**[11:45] (Flashback) Rikka**
Let's help each other to survive
here on this planet, my comrade.
**[11:59] (Flashback) Rikka**
Don't just start running. It's dangerous.
**[12:01] (Flashback) Rikka**
Hey!
**[12:02] Narrator**
And he just ran off like that.
**[12:06] Rikka**
*Fuku-chan...*
**[12:08] Sekine**
*What kind of name is that?*
**[12:10] Rikka**
* Lost on a foreign planet...*
* He must be so lonely.*
**[12:15] Rikka**
*No, he's fine!*
**[12:17] Rikka**
* Fuku-chan has the ability to embed*
* spores into a target's brain*
**[12:22] Rikka**
* to show them an illusion*
* of the target's ideal partner!*
**[12:30] Rikka**
* He'll certainly be popular*
* on this planet, as well!*
**[12:41] Sekine**
*Spores...?*
**[12:44] Sekine**
* Wait, so that guy earlier was an illusion*
* shown to me by the Colonel's pet?*
***SIGN*** Just the right amount
of aggressiveness
***SIGN*** Understands family issues
***SIGN*** Ideal age difference
***SIGN*** Beauty mark
beside mouth
***SIGN*** Squee!
(Translation: You like guys
like this, don't you?)
**[12:50] Sekine**
*So that's my ideal partner...*
***SIGN*** Aaaaaaaaaaa...
**[12:58] Narrator**
She can't come to terms
with her maidenly desires.
**[13:01] Sekine**
Tsubasa...
**[13:03] Tsubasa**
What?
**[13:05] Sekine**
I'm sorry I called you a pierced
female animal the other day.
**[13:09] Narrator**
She has regrets.
**[13:10] Tsubasa**
It's all right.
**[13:13] Tsubasa**
But in that case, can I ask you for a favor?
**[13:16] Sekine**
What is it?
**[13:17] Tsubasa**
Well, there's this person I'm seeing.
**[13:23] Sekine**
*I thought this was about a favor?*
**[13:27] Sekine**
Wait, you have a boyfriend?
**[13:29] Tsubasa**
No, it's not like that.
**[13:33] Tsubasa**
Umm...
**[13:36] Tsubasa**
We just started talking at the convenience
store yesterday, and we got along so well.
**[13:41] Tsubasa**
And...
**[13:45] Tsubasa**
I got invited to meet up, just the two of us!
**[13:52] Sekine**
* Don't tell me,*
* on the back of Tsubasa's head...*
**[13:55] Tsubasa**
I was like, wow, how can
someone so nice exist in reality?
**[14:00] Sekine**
*Move your hand!*
**[14:02] Tsubasa**
I totally feel, like, this is destiny.
**[14:06] Sekine**
*Ugh, how stubborn...*
**[14:09] Tsubasa**
What are you doing, Sekine?
You're being weird.
**[14:15] Narrator**
He's basically a breeding ground.
**[14:17] Sekine**
Tsubasa, I think that person
is on a different plane of existence.
**[14:24] Sekine**
Or rather, not plane, but... planet?
**[14:28] Tsubasa**
I mean, it did cross my mind a little.
**[14:31] Tsubasa**
There's a bit of an age gap.
It might not work out.
**[14:34] Woman**
Tsuyoshi-kun!
**[14:35] Sekine**
But that romance will only hurt y—
**[14:38] Rikka**
Not necessarily!
**[14:40] Rikka**
No matter how it ends,
romance adds color to a dull life!
**[14:45] Sekine**
*Colonel, just shut up for a second.*
**[14:48] Sekine**
* Oh, wait. Tsubasa does tend to become*
* super stupid when men get involved.*
**[14:52] Sekine**
* Maybe this is a good time for her*
* to experience a heartbreak of her own?*
**[14:56] Tsubasa**
What is it?
**[14:59] Rikka**
*Life is short, so fall in love, girls.*
**[15:03] Rikka**
*Fuku-chan, even if you never come back,*
***SIGN*** Win-Win Relationship
***SIGN*** Win-Win Relationship
**[15:06] Tsubasa**
A win-win relationship!
**[15:06] Rikka**
* I hope you can live a happy life with*
* a partner of your own on this planet.*
**[15:10] Rikka**
*But...*
**[15:11] Rikka**
*But that's a dream that can never come true.*
**[15:15] Sekine**
*Uh-oh. Sounds bad.*
**[15:16] Rikka**
* Fuku-chan uses illusions to lure in prey,*
* and then, while the victim is enraptured,*
**[15:22] Rikka**
*eats them and converts them into nutrients.*
**[15:28] Tsubasa**
So, I got invited to a sleepover tonight.
**[15:33] Sekine**
Don't!
**[15:34] Chiyo**
Please, no!
**[15:37] Chiyo**
Tsubasa-san, you can't sleep over
at a stranger's house!
**[15:42] Tsubasa**
It's fine!
**[15:44] Tsubasa**
So, Sekine, can you just say
I was at your house?
**[15:49] Sekine**
Tsubasa...
**[15:51] Sekine**
I'm going to be direct.
**[15:56] Sekine**
If you get eaten tonight,
will you regret it then?
**[15:58] Tsubasa**
That's *too* direct, Sekine!
***SIGN*** Eek!
***SIGN*** Eek!
**[16:01] Tsubasa**
Aw, jeez, you're such a prude!
**[16:03] Sekine**
*Well, I guess she's dying tonight.*
**[16:07] Sekine**
*No, this is where I have to draw the line.*
**[16:10] Sekine**
*But how do I put a stop to this?*
**[16:16] Narrator**
Pipi-de-pop-de-poo.
**[16:20] Sekine**
*She must have spores on her.*
**[16:22] Sekine**
*I wonder if removing them would do it.*
**[16:24] Sekine**
*Ah.*
**[16:26] Sekine**
* This is one of those things where*
* I have to take care of Fuku-chan,*
**[16:29] Sekine**
*or else more will fall prey.*
**[16:31] Tsubasa**
Are you all right, Sekine?
**[16:38] Sekine**
*Sorry, Tsubasa. You're going to be bait.*
**[16:47] Sekine**
*Is Fuku-chan coming?*
**[16:51] Sekine**
*Oh, it's Chiyo-san.*
**[16:53] Chiyo**
* I'm a bit scared, but I'll tell*
* that god-knows-who what's what!*
**[16:59] Chiyo**
* You must arrange a meeting between*
* both families before anything else!*
***SIGN*** God-knows-who
***SIGN*** Wahh
***SIGN*** Rawr
**[17:02] God-knows-who**
*Y-Yes!*
**[17:05] Chiyo**
*I've trained for this, in my mind!*
**[17:09] Chiyo**
Here he is!
**[17:17] Sekine**
*Isn't that the guy that talked to me? Why?*
**[17:30] Narrator**
There were more.
**[17:35] Sekine**
Huh?
**[17:37] Sekine**
Where'd he go?
**[17:39] Sekine**
* The only explanation for*
* this bizarre situation...*
**[17:42] Sekine**
*is that Fuku-chan must be there!*
**[17:47] Sleazy guy**
Come on, baby.
Let's spend a hot night together.
**[17:52] Chiyo**
*Tsubasa-san, is this your type?*
**[17:57] Chiyo**
I must regretfully decline...
**[18:00] Sekine**
*Maybe Chiyo-san is seeing her ideal partner?*
**[18:05] Sekine**
*But why does she seem troubled?*
**[18:08] Sekine**
*Why isn't she liking it?*
**[18:09] Chiyo**
Um, are you Tsubasa-san's f-friend?
**[18:15] Narrator**
Her art turned to shit due to stress.
**[18:17] Sekine**
* What should I do? I can't help her*
* if I can't see anything.*
**[18:21] Sekine**
*If only I had some sort of special power...*
**[18:24] Sekine**
*Wait, I do!*
**[18:26] Narrator**
Mistress Time:
**[18:28] Narrator**
Sekine gains the ability
to completely control her powers.
**[18:33] Sekine**
*But if I use it...*
**[18:36] Sekine**
*No, I have to save my friends!*
**[18:41] Sekine**
Sekine Eye!
**[18:44] Narrator**
Allow me to explain!
**[18:46] Narrator**
Sekine is seeing what Chiyo is seeing!
**[18:52] Sekine**
*That must be Fuku-chan, I guess.*
**[18:55] Sekine**
*I'm glad I sacrificed my belly for this.*
**[18:58] Sekine**
* But seriously, that's like,*
* a sleazy dude from an adult manga.*
**[19:03] Sekine**
Is that Chiyo-san's type?
**[19:07] Sleazy guy**
Ah, I get it. Okay, okay.
**[19:09] Sleazy guy**
You're Tsuba-chan's friend, huh?
**[19:12] Sleazy guy**
You're, like, so much more my type
than her, you know.
**[19:17] Chiyo**
Please stay away from Tsubasa-san...
**[19:21] Chiyo**
P-Please...
**[19:26] Sleazy guy**
In that case, how 'bout ya keep me company
instead of Tsuba-chan?
**[19:31] Sekine**
*What's going on?*
**[19:33] Sekine**
*Could it be that...*
***SIGN*** No chance to procreate!
**[19:35] Sekine**
* Fuku-chan doesn't necessarily*
* show you your ideal partner,*
**[19:39] Sekine**
but just shows whatever illusion has the
best chance of resulting in procreation?
***SIGN*** Slight chance
to procreate!
**[19:45] Chiyo**
Will you promise never
to see Tsubasa-san again?
**[19:47] Sleazy guy**
You got it, toots!
**[19:51] Chiyo**
Understood...
**[19:53] Chiyo**
*Let's just kill him.*
**[19:54] Sekine**
*Guess that figures.*
**[19:57] Chiyo**
*But I vowed to never take a life...*
**[20:01] Chiyo**
*Will I go the way of the demon?*
**[20:03] Sleazy guy**
Come on, let's go.
**[20:05] Sleazy guy**
Let's get it on alone!
**[20:07] Chiyo**
*I'm scared!*
**[20:09] Narrator**
Of her own killer instinct.
**[20:11] Sekine**
Chiyo-san!
**[20:13] Rikka**
That won't do.
**[20:16] Rikka**
You're a naughty one.
**[20:20] Sekine**
* You're awesome, Colonel!*
* Though it was your fault to begin with!*
**[20:24] Chiyo**
Oh, where did that man go?
**[20:26] Rikka**
I called the authorities!
He probably ran off.
**[20:30] Rikka**
* But who would have thought he would actually*
* try to procreate using Earthlings...*
**[20:42] Tsubasa**
Huh? What are you all doing here?
**[20:46] Rikka**
There's no other way.
**[20:49] Rikka**
Exterminate!
**[20:56] Tsubasa**
What is this?!
**[21:04] Rikka**
Good!
**[21:08] Tsubasa**
What is?
***SIGN*** Inaseya Supermarket
***SIGN*** Fresh!!
***SIGN*** Fresh!!
***SIGN*** Super Sale!! Mushroom Festival
***SIGN*** Super Sale!! Mushroom Festival
***SIGN*** Niigata Produce
***SIGN*** King Trumpet Mushrooms
***SIGN*** 78 yen per pack (82 yen with tax)
***SIGN*** Niigata Produce
***SIGN*** King Trumpet Mushrooms
***SIGN*** 78 yen per pack (82 yen with tax)
**[21:16] Hot guy 1**
*You're cute.*
**[21:18] Hot guy 2**
*I'll save you.*
**[21:22] Hot guy 3**
*I missed you.*
***SIGN*** Vegetables & Fruits
**[21:24] Hot guy 4**
*Are you all right?*
**[21:26] Hot guy 5**
*I will care for you.*
**[21:27] Narrator**
An aftereffect of the spores is that king
trumpet mushrooms look like hot guys to her.
**[21:29] Hot guy 6**
*You're so fine as always.*
***SIGN*** Inaseya Supermarket
**[21:32] Hot guy**
*I love you.*
**[21:33] Narrator**
It went away after a while.
**[21:36] Hot guy**
*Bye-bye.*
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
***SIGN*** Day Duty:
Sekine
**[23:09] Chiyo**
The hot-springs resort trip! I can't wait!
**[23:12] Sekine**
Hot-spring boiled eggs and steamed buns!
**[23:14] Rikka**
I want to wear a yukata, go to the
shooting gallery, and play table tennis!
**[23:17] Sekine**
Tsubasa, why aren't you excited?
**[23:19] Tsubasa**
I totally am excited!
***SIGN*** #10: Atami
**[23:20] Tsubasa**
I'm going to get shiny, smooth skin
at the skin-beautifying hot spring!
# E10 - Atami
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4NQDW/atami)
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**[00:01] Sekine**
*Hello. I'm Sekine, D-Class Psychic.*
**[00:05] Sekine**
* My powers let me occasionally hear other*
* people's thoughts, and that's about it!*
**[00:08] Shopkeeper**
* We only need one more...*
* Why aren't we getting any customers?*
**[00:12] Sekine**
* I just want to help others,*
* if only a little bit.*
**[00:18] Shopkeeper**
Congratulations!
You are our 1,000th customer!
**[00:22] Sekine**
*But if I abuse my powers for personal gain...*
***SIGN*** Congratulations
**[00:26] Shopkeeper**
Please, enjoy this fabulous prize!
***SIGN*** Congratulations
**[00:29] Sekine**
*The Organization will come after me!*
***SIGN*** Class 2-B
Air Band
***SIGN*** The
***SIGN*** Lit
***SIGN*** tle
***SIGN*** Lies
***SIGN*** We
***SIGN*** All
***SIGN*** Tell
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
***SIGN*** Rikka
***SIGN*** Colonel
***SIGN*** Chiyo-san
***SIGN*** Chiyo-san
***SIGN*** Ninja
***SIGN*** Sekine
***SIGN*** Psychic
***SIGN*** Tsubasa
***SIGN*** Tsuyoshi
***SIGN*** Boy
***SIGN*** Note:
Is Sekine
***SIGN*** Maskuma Mask
***SIGN*** Class 2-B
Air Band
***SIGN*** Poeh
***SIGN*** Congratulations
***SIGN*** #10: Atami
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***SIGN*** #10: Atami
***SIGN*** #10: Atami
***SIGN*** #10: Atami
***SIGN*** #10: Atami
***SIGN*** #10: Atami
***SIGN*** #10: Atami
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***SIGN*** #10: Atami
**[02:03] Sekine**
Who wants tickets...
**[02:06] Sekine**
to the amusement park?!
**[02:07] Students**
Me! Me! Me!
**[02:09] Narrator**
And the tickets ended up in Rikka's hands.
**[02:13] Rikka**
Chiyo-san, um...
**[02:15] Rikka**
Would you like to go with me?
**[02:16] Chiyo**
Yes, I would love to.
**[02:19] Tsubasa**
Are you sure you don't want to go, Sekine?
**[02:22] Sekine**
Yep. As class rep, I want to do
things for the rest of you.
**[02:27] Chiyo**
Sekine-san, you're so wonderful!
**[02:30] Sekine**
*I really want to go, though!*
**[02:33] Rikka**
*An amusement park... How exciting.*
**[02:36] Rikka**
* Come to think of it, I spent my youth*
* undergoing elite training as a pilot.*
**[02:44] Rikka**
* I never had the chance*
* to experience playing as a child.*
**[02:56] Rikka**
* No! My thoughts almost betrayed*
* the spirit of the revolution!*
**[03:05] Rikka**
An amusement park, huh...
**[03:08] Tsubasa**
*Rikka looks really happy.*
**[03:10] Tsubasa**
* Is she that excited about*
* going to an amusement park?*
**[03:15] Rikka**
*But what should I wear?*
**[03:19] Rikka**
* Chiyo-san is so fashionable.*
* I need to make sure I don't embarrass her.*
**[03:23] Rikka**
*School uniform... Too ordinary.*
**[03:27] Rikka**
*Military uniform... Too dull.*
**[03:30] Rikka**
*This is it! The only remaining choice!*
***SIGN*** Members: 4
***SIGN*** Check out my fancy amusement park outfit!
**[03:40] Rikka**
* Check out my fancy outfit*
* for the amusement park!*
**[03:45] Tsubasa**
Rikka's fashion sense...
**[03:48] Tsubasa**
Walking next to someone wearing this
would be like some kind of punishment!
**[03:52] Tsubasa**
What can I even say in response?
**[03:54] Tsubasa**
Oh, well. I'm sure Chiyo-san will stop her.
***SIGN*** Members: 4
***SIGN*** That is so very cute!
***SIGN*** Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like
**[03:58] Chiyo**
*Like! Like! Like! Like!*
**[04:02] Chiyo**
Rikka-chan.
**[04:03] Rikka**
Chiyo-san.
**[04:03] Tsubasa**
Overwhelming approval?!
**[04:04] Chiyo**
Rikka-chan.
**[04:05] Rikka**
Chiyo-san.
***SIGN*** He recommended a better outfit later.
***SIGN*** He recommended a better outfit later.
**[04:06] Chiyo**
Rikka-chan.
**[04:06] Narrator**
He recommended a better outfit later.
**[04:08] Rikka**
Chiyo-san.
***SIGN*** Sunday
**[04:11] Tsuyoshi**
The weather sure is nice today.
**[04:13] Tsuyoshi**
I hope they're having fun.
**[04:17] Chiyo**
Tsubasa-san, nice timing.
**[04:20] Tsuyoshi**
Ch-Chiyo-san? What's the red stuff?!
**[04:24] Chiyo**
A powerful foe—
**[04:26] Chiyo**
I mean, an urgent matter came up.
**[04:28] Chiyo**
Please tell Rikka-chan I can't make it!
**[04:31] Chiyo**
Farewell!
**[04:34] Tsuyoshi**
"Farewell"?
**[04:37] Tsuyoshi**
That was a lot of paint on Chiyo-san.
**[04:40] Tsuyoshi**
I should call Rikka...
**[04:42] Tsuyoshi**
but she's not picking up.
**[04:45] Tsuyoshi**
I guess I'll have to go there myself.
**[04:47] Tsuyoshi**
But I should change into my uniform first...
**[04:50] Tsuyoshi**
Or actually, maybe I can go like this.
**[04:52] Tsuyoshi**
Chiyo-san knew who I was right away.
**[04:55] Tsuyoshi**
Wait... Does that mean...
**[04:58] Tsuyoshi**
I look like a girl,
even without feminine clothing?
**[05:02] Tsuyoshi**
No...
**[05:03] Narrator**
A sobering realization.
**[05:11] Rikka**
*It's not like Chiyo-san to be late like this.*
**[05:14] Rikka**
* I hope she didn't get in*
* an accident or something.*
**[05:18] Rikka**
* Maybe there's some important reason*
* she can't make it.*
**[05:21] Rikka**
*No matter!*
**[05:23] Rikka**
* After all, my comrades in space*
* are out there fighting, even now.*
**[05:29] Rikka**
*It was selfish of me to try to enjoy myself.*
**[05:33] Tsuyoshi**
R-Rikka!
**[05:37] Rikka**
What are you doing here, Tsubasa-chan?
**[05:40] Tsuyoshi**
Well, I...
**[05:41] Inoue**
Tsuyoshi!
**[05:42] Tsuyoshi**
I-Inoue?!
**[05:44] Inoue**
Is this girl a relative of yours?
**[05:45] Tsuyoshi**
Oh, um...
**[05:47] Inoue's Friend**
Inoue!
**[05:48] Inoue**
Oh, my friend's here. See ya!
**[05:55] Tsuyoshi**
I'm Tsubasa...'s twin brother Tsuyoshi.
**[05:59] Rikka**
*They can't look any more similar!*
**[06:02] Narrator**
She is correct.
**[06:04] Tsuyoshi**
Um...
**[06:05] Tsuyoshi**
Chiyo-san couldn't make it,
due to important reasons.
***SIGN*** Reasons
**[06:08] Tsuyoshi**
My sister was supposed to come instead,
***SIGN*** Inoue
**[06:12] Tsuyoshi**
but that didn't work out either...
**[06:14] Rikka**
I understand. Thank you very much.
**[06:19] Rikka**
It wouldn't make sense for me
to hang out here alone, so I'll go home now.
**[06:26] Tsuyoshi**
Um!
**[06:28] Tsuyoshi**
Would it be all right
if I went with you, instead?
**[06:34] Rikka**
Excuse me... What do
you think we should ride?
***SIGN*** Come again soon
**[06:38] Tsuyoshi**
You don't have to talk so politely to me.
**[06:40] Rikka**
Ah. Yes.
**[06:47] Tsuyoshi**
Let's go on a ride you like.
**[06:49] Rikka**
Anything's fine with me.
**[06:59] Tsuyoshi**
What should we ride next?
**[07:00] Rikka**
I wonder what? I can't wait.
**[07:06] Tsuyoshi & Rikka**
*The unfun atmosphere is real.*
**[07:09] Tsuyoshi**
* A-Amusement parks are*
* supposed to be fun, right?*
**[07:14] Rikka**
*I miss Chiyo-san.*
**[07:16] Tsuyoshi**
Oh, look, a merry-go-round. Wanna ride that?
**[07:20] Rikka**
Uh...
**[07:21] Rikka**
If that is what you want,
I have no objections, my friend.
**[07:25] Tsuyoshi**
Huh?
**[07:26] Narrator**
The Colonel is stressed.
**[07:28] Tsuyoshi**
* What is that "I'm only letting you do it*
* because you really want to" tone?*
**[07:35] Tsuyoshi**
Wow, I love the merry-go-round!
**[07:40] Rikka**
*This boy is accompanying me out of kindness.*
**[07:44] Rikka**
*I should do my best to stand by his side.*
**[07:46] Rikka**
Let's get in line.
**[07:49] Rikka**
You like these, don't you?
**[07:52] Tsuyoshi**
*"You like these, don't you"?*
**[07:55] Tsuyoshi**
I actually like rides
you can scream your heart out on!
**[07:59] Rikka**
Rides you can scream on? You mean...
**[08:15] Tsuyoshi & Rikka**
*This might actually be fun!*
**[08:25] Narrator**
Meanwhile, Chiyo...
**[08:27] Chiyo**
Secret technique...
**[08:28] Chiyo**
Rolling Coaster!
**[08:33] Narrator**
Meanwhile, Sekine...
**[08:35] Sekine**
I didn't use my abilities for personal gain!
**[08:42] Tsuyoshi**
This is the last place
we haven't been to yet.
**[08:44] Rikka**
*Looks boring.*
**[08:46] Man**
Let's go inside.
**[08:48] Woman**
Oh, but I'm scared!
**[08:50] Man**
Okay, let's not.
**[08:51] Rikka**
* I see. So that's how one*
* gets out of having to go in.*
**[08:57] Rikka**
I'm so scared!
**[08:59] Rikka**
I'm too scared to go in!
**[09:03] Rikka**
Glance.
**[09:05] Tsuyoshi**
*What's with this sudden cutesy behavior?*
**[09:07] Tsuyoshi**
*Didn't she say, before...*
**[09:09] (Flashback) Chiyo**
I want to go see that guardian spirit
fortune teller again.
**[09:13] (Flashback) Tsubasa**
Sorry, I don't really believe in ghosts
and the afterlife and stuff.
**[09:17] (Flashback) Rikka**
Same here.
**[09:19] (Flashback) Rikka**
When we die, we all just
end up as space dust.
**[09:24] Tsuyoshi**
*Wasn't that her stance?!*
**[09:26] Rikka**
I'm so scared! I'm so scared!
**[09:28] Tsuyoshi**
*What to do... Wait, if Chiyo-san was here...*
**[09:33] Chiyo**
Eek! No!
**[09:35] Rikka**
I'm scared!
**[09:35] Tsuyoshi**
* Ah, so it's a girl thing where*
* she just wants to get excited.*
**[09:40] Tsuyoshi**
*Got it!*
**[09:42] Rikka**
*We ended up going in.*
**[09:52] Tsuyoshi**
I'm scared!
**[09:54] Narrator**
He tries his best to raise the excitement...
**[09:57] Rikka**
*What's so shocking about any of this?*
**[09:59] Narrator**
...unsuccessfully.
**[10:04] Tsuyoshi**
Huh? A cold breeze...
**[10:09] Rikka**
*Wait, this sensation...*
**[10:12] Tsuyoshi**
* Huh? The theme here is supposed*
* to be "ruined hospital."*
**[10:16] Tsuyoshi**
*So why is there a fallen samurai?*
**[10:18] Tsuyoshi**
* Come to think of it, this place used to*
* be an ancient battleground,*
**[10:21] Tsuyoshi**
* and many accidents happened during*
* the construction of this amusement park...*
**[10:25] Narrator**
It's the real deal.
**[10:29] Rikka**
* There is no physical entity there,*
* but I still feel its energy.*
**[10:32] Rikka**
*Wait! Could that be...*
**[10:35] Rikka**
* An extremely rare*
* Powpyopipoppyopyopapyopuian?!*
**[10:41] Rikka**
Ouch!
**[10:41] Tsuyoshi**
Yikes!
**[10:45] Tsuyoshi**
Eek! Run!
**[10:49] Tsuyoshi**
Wow, a dead samurai...
**[10:51] Rikka**
Yes! A super-rare
Powpyopipoppyopyopapyopuian!
**[10:55] Tsuyoshi**
A Powpyopipoppyopyopapyopuian...?
**[10:58] Rikka**
Who would have imagined I'd meet a real
Powpyopipoppyopyopapyopuian here...
**[11:02] Rikka**
What a surprise!
**[11:07] Rikka**
*I got excited and said too much!*
**[11:10] Rikka**
N-Never mind. It must have been
a fallen samurai alien!
**[11:20] Rikka**
How pretty!
**[11:24] Rikka**
This is the first time I've been
to an amusement park.
**[11:27] Tsuyoshi**
Oh?
**[11:29] Tsuyoshi**
Wait, what?! You've never been to one before?
**[11:33] Rikka**
So um... Thanks for coming along.
**[11:38] Tsuyoshi**
R-Right. I'm just glad I was able to help.
**[11:42] Tsuyoshi**
I mean, I did want to thank you
for being so good to my sister.
**[11:46] Rikka**
I'm the one who should be thankful!
**[11:47] Rikka**
Tsubasa-chan's always so
cool-headed and reliable.
**[11:50] Rikka**
She's always helping me out.
**[11:54] Tsuyoshi**
*So that's how she sees me...*
**[11:58] Tsuyoshi**
Tsubasa also told me that you're
a hard worker and a great friend.
**[12:11] Rikka**
You have my gratitude.
***SIGN*** Thump
***SIGN*** Thump
**[12:12] Tsuyoshi**
*Thump!*
**[12:14] Tsuyoshi**
*She's so cool when she's being bashful!*
**[12:17] Narrator**
He is moved by Colonel Rikka.
**[12:20] Chiyo**
Rikka-chan, I'm so, so sorry!
**[12:24] Rikka**
It's fine. Tsubasa-chan's brother,
Tsuyoshi-kun, hung out with me.
**[12:29] Chiyo & Sekine**
What?!
**[12:30] Tsuyoshi**
Yeah, I had to take care of something,
so I asked Tsuyoshi.
**[12:35] Chiyo**
Were you all right?!
**[12:37] Chiyo**
I don't want any bad actors
approaching my dear, cute Rikka-chan!
**[12:40] Rikka**
There *was* a fallen samurai who approached us.
**[12:43] Chiyo**
A fallen samurai?!
**[12:44] Sekine**
What's Tsuyoshi-kun like?
**[12:47] Rikka**
He's really nice. But...
**[12:50] Tsubasa**
What?!
**[12:52] Rikka**
Intelligence, kinetic vision,
athletic ability, emergency response...
**[12:57] Rikka**
He fails in all aspects!
**[13:00] Rikka**
He needs to train both his mind and body!
**[13:04] Narrator**
The Colonel's performance
reviews are quite harsh.
***SIGN*** Is fake blood trending?
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
**[13:08] Tsuyoshi**
*Is fake blood trending?*
**[13:13] Rikka**
Next weekend is three days long!
**[13:16] Chiyo**
It would be wonderful
if we could go out somewhere.
**[13:18] Tsubasa**
In that case, how about we go
visit my grandpa's vacation home?
**[13:24] Sekine**
Vacation home?
**[13:25] Chiyo**
Are you sure?
**[13:26] Tsubasa**
Yeah. It's in Atami.
***SIGN*** Atami
**[13:29] Sekine & Chiyo & Rikka**
Atami!
**[13:31] Rikka**
Baths!
**[13:33] Tsubasa**
* What should I do while*
* everyone else is bathing?*
**[13:37] Rikka**
I've never been to a vacation home before.
***SIGN*** The Next Day
**[13:39] Chiyo**
I can't wait!
**[13:43] Tsubasa**
I'm sorry.
***SIGN*** Atami
**[13:44] Tsubasa**
The vacation home's a no-go.
**[13:47] Tsubasa**
Grandpa told me he actually sold it.
**[13:51] Tsubasa**
He'd had it listed for a while,
so I didn't expect it to sell *now*.
**[13:57] Chiyo**
Please don't feel bad.
**[14:00] Narrator**
A detailed itinerary.
**[14:02] Rikka**
I'm glad he was able to sell it.
**[14:04] Narrator**
A bath towel.
**[14:07] Narrator**
An over-stuffed backpack.
**[14:08] Tsubasa**
I'm really sorry.
**[14:10] Sekine**
Instead of a vacation home,
how about a company retreat?
**[14:13] Sekine**
I know a place we can use.
It costs 1,500 yen per person, though.
**[14:18] Chiyo**
I can pay that!
**[14:19] Rikka**
I can pay 1,000 times that!
**[14:22] Sekine**
*Not with those bills, you're not.*
**[14:25] Tsubasa**
Thank you!
**[14:27] Tsubasa**
* I'm so glad. I didn't*
* want to disappoint everyone.*
**[14:33] Sekine & Tsubasa & Chiyo & Rikka**
Here we are at Atami!
***SIGN*** Atami Station
**[14:37] Mr. Brian**
Amazing!
**[14:39] Mr. Brian**
I'm finally at one of my dream destinations:
**[14:42] Mr. Brian**
Atami, the Monaco of the East!
**[14:45] Tsubasa**
We needed an adult to chaperone us.
**[14:49] Sekine**
Thank you for your help.
**[14:50] Mr. Brian**
No problem.
**[14:52] Mr. Brian**
My wife loves hanging out
with my wonderful students.
**[14:57] Sekine**
Hmm? Where *is* your wife?
**[14:59] Mr. Brian**
She wakes up very early, so she went ahead
and started sightseeing already.
**[15:04] Mr. Brian**
We'll meet up with her at the hotel.
**[15:07] Mr. Brian**
Let's go!
**[15:11] Sekine**
This is the retreat.
**[15:14] Sekine**
*It belongs to the Organization.*
**[15:16] Narrator**
They don't skimp on the benefits.
**[15:19] Sekine**
Hello. Reservation for Sekine, please.
***SIGN*** That's a boy.
***SIGN*** I can tell, even with that hairstyle.
**[15:32] Tsubasa**
Goodness, do I look that manly?
Oh, dear! Oh, my!
**[15:37] Tsubasa**
*I guess it takes a man to know one.*
**[15:42] Sekine**
No, she's 100%, bona-fide female!
**[15:46] ---**
**[15:47] Chiyo**
She’s more girly than any girl!
**[15:49] ---**
**[15:50] Rikka**
There's no girl cuter than her!
**[15:52] ---**
**[15:55] Owner**
What seems to be the matter?
***SIGN*** The reservation says four women.
**[16:01] Owner**
Do you have your student ID?
**[16:02] Tsubasa**
I didn't bring it.
**[16:04] Owner**
Hmm.
**[16:05] Sekine**
Every worker has the right
to benefits, do they not?
**[16:09] Sekine**
* I've been living under this*
* organization for 14 years!*
**[16:12] Sekine**
*I deserve a hot spring spa visit or two!*
**[16:15] Chiyo**
S-Sekine-san?
**[16:17] Sekine**
R-Right! Where's Mr. Brian?
**[16:21] Mr. Brian**
Fantastic!
***SIGN*** Kokeshi Dolls
**[16:23] Narrator**
Traditional dolls over students.
**[16:23] Mr. Brian**
The craftsmanship!
**[16:26] Sekine**
Are you wearing underwear
you can show today?
**[16:29] Narrator**
Boxers.
**[16:31] Chiyo**
That's going too far.
**[16:35] Tsubasa**
I'm sorry!
**[16:36] Tsubasa**
I'm actually...
**[16:38] Tsubasa**
the twin brother Tsuyoshi, not Tsubasa!
**[16:47] Tsuyoshi**
I'm really sorry.
**[16:49] Rikka**
So it's you, Tsuyoshi-kun.
**[16:51] Sekine**
Um, Tsuyoshi-san.
Where is the real Tsubasa now?
**[16:55] Tsuyoshi**
Just call me Tsuyoshi.
**[16:57] Tsuyoshi**
My sister is, uh... At an idol concert.
**[17:01] Chiyo**
What? She likes idols? I didn't know that.
**[17:05] Sekine**
Did she suddenly get tickets?
**[17:08] Rikka**
She didn't have to make you
fill in for her like this.
**[17:11] Tsuyoshi**
I-I know. She's terrible.
This must be so awkward for you.
**[17:16] Rikka**
Not at all!
**[17:18] Chiyo**
It must be something very important
for Tsubasa to have canceled so suddenly.
**[17:22] Sekine**
You said it.
**[17:23] Tsuyoshi**
*What? Nobody's mad?*
**[17:26] Sekine**
Oh, well. I guess we should go home.
**[17:28] Tsubasa**
No, you three can stay without me.
**[17:31] Sekine**
That's not going to work.
**[17:33] Chiyo**
Yes, we would miss Tsubasa-san.
**[17:37] Rikka**
That's right. It's the four of us
being together that matters!
**[17:40] Tsuyoshi**
*Guys...*
**[17:42] Sekine**
All right... Let's do some Atami
sight-seeing before we leave!
**[17:46] Chiyo**
Right!
**[17:49] Tsuyoshi**
I'll take my leave, then...
**[17:52] Rikka**
Come on, Tsuyoshi-kun! Join us!
**[17:55] Tsuyoshi**
Huh?!
**[17:56] Rikka**
*Young man, you were kind to me back then.*
**[18:00] (Flashback) Tsuyoshi**
Would it be all right
if I went with you, instead?
**[18:05] Rikka**
*I do not forget my debts.*
**[18:08] Narrator**
The Grateful Colonel.
**[18:24] Tsuyoshi**
Really? This is totally cuter.
**[18:27] Tsuyoshi**
See?
**[18:29] Tsuyoshi**
*Yikes! I behaved like I usually do!*
**[18:34] Sekine**
I guess I'll go with this one, then.
**[18:37] Tsuyoshi**
* I guess Sekine is all right with it.*
* She doesn't seem to care.*
**[18:43] Sekine**
*So over-familiar.*
**[18:44] Tsuyoshi**
Check this out, Chiyo-san.
**[18:46] Chiyo**
My, how cute!
**[18:48] Tsuyoshi**
* Chiyo-san said she doesn't like boys,*
* but she's acting normally around me.*
**[18:54] Tsuyoshi**
*I'm glad.*
**[18:55] Chiyo**
*He's too close!*
**[18:57] Chiyo**
* But I must endure!*
* For peace and friendship...*
***SIGN*** Sessho-kai
**[19:02] Chiyo**
*Sessho-kai!*
**[19:04] Narrator**
Sessho-kai: a Buddhist commandment
**[19:06] Narrator**
that prohibits killing living things,
especially humans.
**[19:10] Sekine**
Chiyo-san, are you all right?
Should I ask him to take a step back?
**[19:14] Chiyo**
It's fine. Everything is totally sessho-kai.
**[19:18] Chiyo**
Because he's Tsubasa-san's
dear family member!
**[19:25] Sekine**
You're nothing like how
Tsubasa described you.
**[19:30] Tsuyoshi**
Huh? What did Tsubasa say about me?
**[19:33] Rikka**
That you're small-minded
and will never be popular with girls.
**[19:36] Tsuyoshi**
Huh?
**[19:37] Tsuyoshi**
*She badmouthed me to them?*
***SIGN*** Blah
***SIGN*** Blah
***SIGN*** Blah
***SIGN*** Blah
***SIGN*** Blah
***SIGN*** Blah
***SIGN*** Blah
**[19:42] Tsuyoshi**
Well, she's the one who sends me to buy her
ice cream in the middle of the night,
**[19:46] Tsuyoshi**
hogs the bathroom all morning,
eats the tip off every asparagus stalk,
**[19:51] Tsuyoshi**
and doesn't have a humane bone in her body.
**[19:53] Chiyo**
Please don't speak badly of Tsubasa-san!
**[19:59] Chiyo**
She trained hard to become a ninja,
**[20:02] Chiyo**
gave me a Maskuma mug as a birthday present,
**[20:07] Chiyo**
and is otherwise full
of genuine, girly kindness!
**[20:11] Tsuyoshi**
*Girly...*
**[20:13] Sekine**
Oh, yeah.
**[20:16] Sekine**
She's so good at making takoyaki.
Each one came out perfectly round.
**[20:20] Sekine**
And uh, um... She's got
this real femininity to her.
**[20:26] Tsuyoshi**
*Femininity...*
**[20:27] Rikka**
Yeah, at Tanabata, she let me have her wish.
**[20:32] Rikka**
That was cute.
**[20:34] Tsuyoshi**
*Cute...*
**[20:36] Chiyo**
We all love Tsubasa-san.
**[20:40] Tsuyoshi**
*I'm glad... I really am glad, but...*
**[20:43] Narrator**
Heavy damage.
**[20:45] Mr. Brian**
Everyone! I was waiting for you!
**[20:49] Chiyo**
Mr. Brian!
**[20:51] Mr. Brian**
The hotel clerk explained to me
what happened. Poor you!
***SIGN*** Traditional Kokeshi Dolls
**[20:56] Mr. Brian**
Here. A souvenir.
**[20:58] Sekine**
Thank you!
**[21:00] Chiyo**
What about your family?
**[21:02] Mr. Brian**
No problem. My wife will stay
at the hotel alone.
**[21:07] Mr. Brian**
I'm a teacher, so it is my
responsibility to take you home.
**[21:13] Mr. Brian**
Back to Tokyo!
**[21:16] Narrator**
Back to being a responsible teacher!
**[21:19] Rikka**
I wonder which one Tsubasa-chan would like?
**[21:23] Chiyo**
Maybe this one?
**[21:24] Sekine**
Could be this one.
**[21:25] Rikka**
What about this one?
**[21:26] Chiyo**
That's the one.
**[21:28] Sekine**
Yes.
**[21:30] Tsuyoshi**
*I'm right here, though.*
**[21:34] Tsuyoshi**
*Is it all right for me to stay like this?*
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
***SIGN*** Day Duty:
Sekine
**[23:09] Chiyo**
Here's a tongue-twister. Ready?
**[23:12] Chiyo**
Masked Maskuma must muster
a maximum-mass musketeer.
**[23:14] Rikka**
That's impressive, Chiyo-san!
**[23:16] Sekine**
Please repeat it.
**[23:17] Chiyo**
Masked Maskuma must muster
a maximum-mass musketeer,
**[23:19] Chiyo**
masked Maskuma must muster a maximum-mass
musketeer masked Maskuma must muster...
***SIGN*** #11: Goodbye, Colonel
**[23:22] Tsubasa**
Next episode is the last one.
# E11 - Goodbye, Colonel
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2ZN3G/goodbye-colonel)
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**[00:07] Chiyo**
How long can you stay on Earth, Rikka-chan?
**[00:11] Rikka**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Class 2-B
Air Band
***SIGN*** The
***SIGN*** Lit
***SIGN*** tle
***SIGN*** Lies
***SIGN*** We
***SIGN*** All
***SIGN*** Tell
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
***SIGN*** Rikka
***SIGN*** Colonel
***SIGN*** Chiyo-san
***SIGN*** Chiyo-san
***SIGN*** Ninja
***SIGN*** Sekine
***SIGN*** Psychic
***SIGN*** Tsubasa
***SIGN*** Tsuyoshi
***SIGN*** Boy
***SIGN*** Note:
Is Sekine
***SIGN*** Maskuma Mask
***SIGN*** Class 2-B
Air Band
***SIGN*** Poeh
***SIGN*** #11: Goodbye, Colonel
***SIGN*** #11: Goodbye, Colonel
***SIGN*** #11: Goodbye, Colonel
***SIGN*** #11: Goodbye, Colonel
***SIGN*** #11: Goodbye, Colonel
***SIGN*** #11: Goodbye, Colonel
***SIGN*** #11: Goodbye, Colonel
***SIGN*** #11: Goodbye, Colonel
***SIGN*** #11: Goodbye, Colonel
***SIGN*** #11: Goodbye, Colonel
***SIGN*** #11: Goodbye, Colonel
***SIGN*** #11: Goodbye, Colonel
***SIGN*** Start
**[01:52] Rikka**
What was that?
**[01:54] Rikka**
Is an allied spaceship nearby?!
***SIGN*** Bad Terrible
***SIGN*** Not there There
**[02:10] Rikka**
I can't tell.
**[02:13] Rikka**
This is Colonel Papipoporo Durrikka,
**[02:15] Rikka**
109th Battalion of the Galactic
Revolution Alliance Army!
**[02:19] Rikka**
I'm on the third planet
of this solar system.
**[02:22] Rikka**
Please respond!
**[02:28] Rikka**
*Damn it. I guess I have no other choice*
**[02:30] Rikka**
* but to shut off all non-essential devices*
* and divert all power to communications!*
**[02:33] Rikka**
* But to do that, I must disable*
* everyone's brainwashing!*
**[02:40] Sekine**
Our final exam's coming up.
**[02:43] Tsubasa**
Yeah. I'm sure you'll ace it easily, though.
**[02:47] Sekine**
I doubt you'll have much
trouble either, Tsubasa.
**[02:50] Chiyo**
I haven't been getting much sleep.
**[02:52] Sekine**
*Oh, good.*
**[02:53] Tsubasa**
*Chiyo-san's studying hard for the exam.*
***SIGN*** Maskuma
**[02:56] Chiyo**
You see, I've been getting into embroidery!
**[02:59] Sekine**
Please study, Chiyo-san!
**[03:01] Tsubasa**
We're not kidding about
how much trouble you're in!
**[03:03] Rikka**
You'll be fine, Chiyo-san!
**[03:05] Rikka**
I'm on your side!
**[03:06] Chiyo**
Thank you, Rikka-chan!
**[03:08] Sekine**
*How does that make anything "fine"?!*
**[03:12] Sekine**
I guess we should just all do
a group study session together.
**[03:15] Tsubasa**
Yes, you're right.
**[03:17] Tsubasa**
Let's do this, Chiyo-san.
**[03:19] Tsubasa**
Let's work hard so we can keep
going to school together!
**[03:21] Chiyo**
Understood!
**[03:22] Narrator**
Her responses, at least, are enthusiastic.
**[03:24] Rikka**
Right! We're definitely going
to pass this exam!
***SIGN*** Pass Exam
**[03:27] Tsubasa & Rikka & Sekine & Chiyo**
Here we go!
**[03:32] Tsubasa**
Next, let's do the sevens!
**[03:33] Chiyo**
Right!
***SIGN*** She does have spirit
**[03:34] Chiyo**
Seven times one is seven,
seven times two is fourteen,
**[03:36] Chiyo**
seven times three is... Um...
**[03:39] Rikka**
Go, go, Chiyo-san!
***SIGN*** The 7s are a bit tricky,
for sure...
***SIGN*** The 7s are a bit tricky,
for sure...
**[03:43] Sekine**
*It feels like all is lost...*
**[03:45] Chiyo**
Seven times three is twenty-one... Was it?
**[03:50] Tsubasa**
That's right! Keep it up!
**[03:54] Chiyo**
Are you all right?
**[03:56] Tsubasa**
Y-Yeah...
**[03:57] Sekine**
Maybe we should give up already...
***SIGN*** We're putting our own
grades at risk...
**[04:00] Tsubasa**
No, I'll never give up.
**[04:03] Tsubasa**
I want to do everything I can
in the limited time I have left.
**[04:09] Tsubasa**
Come on, one more time!
**[04:11] Chiyo**
Yes!
**[04:11] Chiyo**
Seven times one is seven, seven times two
is fourteen, seven times three is twenty-one,
**[04:15] Rikka**
seven times four... Seven times... four...
**[04:17] Rikka**
Go, go, Chiyo-san!
**[04:20] Tsubasa**
*That's right. I'm running out of time.*
**[04:31] (Flashback) Tsubasa (Sister)**
Tsuyoshi, what's wrong with your voice?
**[04:34] (Flashback) Tsuyoshi**
You think so, too?
**[04:36] (Flashback) Tsubasa (Sister)**
If it's a cold, don't give it to me.
**[04:37] (Flashback) Tsuyoshi**
It's not a cold.
**[04:39] (Flashback) Tsubasa (Sister)**
Then what is it? Did you eat too
much spicy food or something?
**[04:43] (Flashback) Tsuyoshi**
No, this is...
**[04:45] (Flashback) Tsuyoshi**
Puberty.
**[04:48] Tsubasa**
* Once my voice breaks, I won't be able*
* to hang out with them anymore.*
**[04:52] Chiyo**
Seven times eight is fifty-six,
seven times nine is... sixty...
**[04:57] Chiyo**
three!
**[04:58] Rikka**
Awesome! Awesome!
**[05:00] Tsubasa**
Right! Next, the eights!
**[05:02] Chiyo**
Um... Eight times one is eight, eight times
two is sixteen... Eight times three...
**[05:04] Rikka**
* It's wonderful how hard she's*
* working toward the future.*
**[05:08] Rikka**
* As a friend, I must do*
* something to assist her.*
**[05:14] Rikka**
*Maybe I'll raise her IQ, just a little bit.*
**[05:24] Tsubasa**
What's wrong, Chiyo-san?
***SIGN*** Mathematics 2
**[05:31] Chiyo**
I think I got the gist of it all.
**[05:33] Tsubasa**
What? Just like that?!
**[05:34] Chiyo**
Yes. Once I understand the basics,
the rest is just applications.
**[05:38] Tsubasa**
No, it can't be... Then...
**[05:42] Tsubasa**
What's 99 times 99?
**[05:44] Chiyo**
9,801.
**[05:45] Narrator**
Instant response.
**[05:47] Chiyo**
See, the trick is,
**[05:48] Chiyo**
imagine a 100 by 100 grid, and imagine that
the final row and column are each deleted.
**[05:53] Chiyo**
Then just add one, because that one cell
got deleted twice, and there it is! See?
**[06:02] Sekine**
* It seems Chiyo-san will make it after all,*
* thanks to the Colonel's mental steroids,*
**[06:04] Chiyo**
Intelligence!
***SIGN*** Intelligence
**[06:07] Sekine**
Maybe we should stop studying now
and switch to a sleepover.
**[06:12] Sekine**
Let's watch a movie or something.
**[06:13] Chiyo**
My, what a splendid suggestion!
**[06:16] Rikka**
I brought pajamas, just in case!
**[06:19] Tsubasa**
Wait, I dunno about sleeping over...
**[06:23] Tsubasa**
Why are you looking at me like that?!
**[06:24] Rikka**
I guess that's settled.
**[06:26] Tsubasa**
When was it settled?!
**[06:28] Chiyo**
Let's go and buy some snacks!
**[06:30] Tsubasa**
Don't ignore me!
**[06:30] Sekine**
Sounds good. Let's do that.
**[06:33] Sekine**
The pharmacy has cheaper drinks,
so let's split up.
**[06:36] Chiyo & Tsubasa & Rikka**
Okay!
***SIGN*** Full of Lies
***SIGN*** Chocolate All Over
**[06:39] Tsubasa**
Sekine wants chocolate.
**[06:41] Tsubasa**
Rikka said gummies, I think...
**[06:45] Tsubasa**
I should buy cough drops, too.
**[06:47] Chiyo**
Cough drops soothe pains and coughing
**[06:49] Chiyo**
by adding moisture and other
components to your throat.
**[06:53] Chiyo**
I don't think cough drops would help
with your particular symptoms.
**[07:00] Chiyo**
Never mind!
**[07:10] Tsubasa**
* Could it be that Chiyo-san*
* realized my voice is breaking?*
**[07:18] Tsubasa**
Hey, um...
**[07:25] Tsubasa**
Uh, um...
**[07:28] Chiyo**
It's not just you, Tsubasa-san.
**[07:33] Rikka**
Hey, you two!
**[07:37] Rikka**
I bought a whole bunch!
**[07:39] Rikka**
Check this out, Chiyo-san!
**[07:43] Sekine**
You seem a little down. Is something wrong?
**[07:47] Tsubasa**
Well, no, um...
**[07:58] Chiyo**
How long can you stay on Earth, Rikka-chan?
**[08:02] Rikka**
Huh?
**[08:03] Chiyo**
The only way to explain all of the
mysterious events that occurred up until now
**[08:07] Chiyo**
is to assume the presence of a
technology from outside Earth.
**[08:13] Chiyo**
Rikka-chan, you're...
**[08:16] Chiyo**
a space alien, right?
**[08:19] Chiyo**
You need to return to your
home planet for some reason,
**[08:24] Chiyo**
but you don't want to go back.
**[08:25] Rikka**
I don't want to go back?
**[08:27] Chiyo**
But if that's the case...
**[08:29] Chiyo**
How much longer can we stay this way?
**[08:34] Sekine**
What's wrong?
**[08:37] Sekine**
Um...
**[08:38] Chiyo**
Sekine-san, you know everything, don't you?
**[08:48] Sekine**
U-Um...
**[08:54] Sekine**
Wh-What do you mean? Haha...
**[08:59] Rikka**
Chiyo-san.
***SIGN*** Not looking
**[09:04] Chiyo**
H-Huh?
**[09:07] Chiyo**
What were we talking about?
**[09:11] Rikka**
About how we should go back soon.
**[09:15] Chiyo**
Were we? My memory is hazy for some reason.
**[09:20] Chiyo**
How odd.
**[09:35] Chiyo**
Um, is something wrong?
**[09:39] Tsubasa**
Not really.
**[09:40] Rikka**
Nothing's wrong.
**[09:41] Sekine**
*What a terrible atmosphere!*
**[09:44] Sekine**
* It seems like Chiyo-san doesn't remember*
* what happened after her massive IQ spike,*
**[09:48] Sekine**
* so I don't think we have to worry*
* about our covers being blown, but...*
**[09:51] Sekine**
*Wait, so what's wrong with Tsubasa?*
**[09:54] Rikka**
*All right. My mind is finally made up.*
**[09:58] Rikka**
*I can't just sit here worrying forever.*
**[10:00] Rikka**
Hey, guys! Let's watch a movie!
**[10:03] Chiyo**
Yes! Let's do that!
**[10:04] Sekine**
In that case, I'll bring out the VCR!
**[10:07] Chiyo & Rikka & Tsubasa**
What's that?
***SIGN*** VCR?
**[10:08] Narrator**
They've never even heard of the term.
**[10:11] Rikka**
What about a Blu-ray, or a DVD?
**[10:13] Sekine**
Like I said, I only have VHS.
**[10:16] Tsubasa**
"VHS"? Is that different from the "VCR"?
**[10:19] Sekine**
I have to start from there?
**[10:30] Tsubasa**
* What to do now?*
* Should I tell everyone the truth?*
**[10:36] (Flashback) Chiyo**
It's not just you, Tsubasa-san.
**[10:38] Tsubasa**
*I wonder what she meant by that.*
**[10:41] Chiyo**
I woke up.
**[10:44] Chiyo**
Are you having trouble sleeping, too?
**[10:47] Tsubasa**
Um, yeah. It's nothing.
**[10:53] Tsubasa**
Hey, Chiyo-san. About what we were
talking about on the way home...
**[10:57] Chiyo**
What is it?
**[10:59] Tsubasa**
Huh? Well, um...
**[11:03] Chiyo**
I remember practicing
multiplication tables with you,
**[11:06] Chiyo**
but I'm having trouble recalling
what happened after that.
**[11:10] Chiyo**
Maybe it's because I suddenly used
my brain a lot, which I rarely do!
**[11:16] Tsubasa**
*She's back to her normal self.*
**[11:18] Chiyo**
Tsubasa-san, thank you for today!
For helping me study!
**[11:23] Tsubasa**
Oh, I don't think you really needed my help.
It looks like you'll ace the exam easily.
**[11:28] Chiyo**
That's only because you taught me so carefully!
**[11:32] Chiyo**
Seven times one is seven, seven times two
is fourteen, seven times three is...
**[11:37] Chiyo**
twenty-four...?
**[11:40] Tsubasa**
Sekine, wake up!
We have to pull an all-nighter!
**[11:43] Sekine**
But I'm so sleepy...
**[11:49] Tsubasa**
We did the best we could.
**[11:52] Sekine**
Best of luck to you on the exam, Chiyo-san.
**[11:55] Tsubasa**
Because miracles do sometimes happen.
**[12:00] Chiyo**
Please don't worry so much, you two.
**[12:04] Chiyo**
* Using my ninja skills, it would be simple*
* to peek at other people's answers.*
**[12:10] Sekine**
*I see. So that's why she's so confident.*
**[12:13] Chiyo**
* That's why I'll pass this exam,*
* no matter what.*
**[12:16] Chiyo**
*Without cheating!*
**[12:17] Sekine**
*Please cheat.*
**[12:18] Chiyo**
*With my own ability!*
**[12:19] Sekine**
*You have no ability!*
**[12:20] Chiyo**
I'll do my very best!
**[12:23] Sekine**
Please do!
**[12:24] Sekine**
*Goodbye, Chiyo-san.*
**[12:28] Chiyo**
I passed the exam.
**[12:29] Sekine & Tsubasa**
How?!
**[12:30] Rikka**
Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! Awesome!
***SIGN*** The Little Lies We All Tell
***SIGN*** Oh, so it was a lie.
***SIGN*** I'm so relieved.
**[12:34] Sekine**
Oh, so it was a lie.
**[12:36] Tsubasa**
I'm so relieved.
**[12:41] Students**
Yay!
**[12:47] Sekine**
Your name was indeed on the list.
**[12:49] Chiyo**
I'm so glad I can attend
school with you again!
**[12:51] Tsubasa**
How did you pull it off?
**[12:53] Chiyo**
Well...
**[12:55] Chiyo**
The teachers allowed me to have
a re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-test,
**[12:59] Chiyo**
and I submitted an essay
detailing how motivated I am!
**[13:02] Narrator**
Generosity and pity.
**[13:05] Tsubasa**
I see. I guess there was no point
in doing the all-nighter.
**[13:09] Tsubasa**
But...
**[13:10] Sekine**
Yes.
**[13:10] Tsubasa**
Rikka's name wasn't...
**[13:12] Rikka**
Guys!
**[13:13] Rikka**
Congrats on passing the exam!
**[13:19] Tsubasa**
Hey, Rikka, did you see
the results for the final exam?
**[13:22] Tsubasa**
Your name was the only one missing.
**[13:24] Rikka**
Yes, I know.
**[13:30] Rikka**
It's time for my graduation ceremony.
**[13:33] Chiyo**
Graduation ceremony?
**[13:35] Rikka**
Speaker: Rikka, representing the graduates.
**[13:39] Tsubasa**
This is no time to play around.
**[13:41] Tsubasa**
I'm sure it must be a mistake of some kind.
We need to talk to the teachers...
**[13:46] Rikka**
Thinking back, a lot of things
happened after I met you.
**[13:52] Rikka**
The fun school festival.
**[13:54] Rikka**
The snack on the way home
that brought everyone down.
***SIGN*** I wish I could go back
to how I was. -Tsubasa
***SIGN*** I want to lose 3 kilos
2 kilos. -Sekine
***SIGN*** I wish my legs
were pretty. -Chiyo
**[13:56] Rikka**
The swimming pool where we made wishes.
**[13:58] Rikka**
The beach where we groveled for forgiveness.
**[14:00] Rikka**
The takoyaki party where my tongue
almost got hideously burned.
**[14:04] Rikka**
The night when we all had the sleepover.
**[14:06] Rikka**
Each memory is a treasure
that will be precious to me forever.
**[14:11] Rikka**
I'll never forget the days I spent with you.
**[14:15] Chiyo**
Rikka-chan, what are you saying
all of a sudden?!
**[14:18] Tsubasa**
Yeah, why are you acting like
you're about to leave forever?
**[14:35] Female student 1**
What's that?
**[14:36] Female student 2**
A UFO? A real one?!
**[14:38] Female student 3**
What's it doing here?!
**[14:40] Mr. Brian**
Wow! Amazing!
**[14:49] Sekine**
*The Colonel's brainwashing got deactivated!*
**[14:51] Rikka**
I will now erase all of your memories.
**[14:55] Rikka**
I need you to forget about
the UFO, and about me.
**[14:59] Sekine**
Erase our memories?
**[15:01] Tsubasa**
What do you mean?
**[15:02] Rikka**
Chiyo-san, Miss Sekine, Miss Tsubasa.
**[15:05] Rikka**
Thank you for everything you've done.
**[15:07] Rikka**
We will never see each other again,
which must sadden you. But don't cry.
**[15:12] Rikka**
No matter how much time passes, I...
**[15:14] Rikka**
will always pray for your
happiness, my friends!
**[15:20] Tsubasa**
Why did she go into the UFO?
**[15:22] Chiyo**
It's my fault.
**[15:25] Chiyo**
It's my fault that Rikka-chan
is going back to space!
**[15:28] Sekine**
I knew it. You said you lost
your memory, but it was a lie.
**[15:33] Chiyo**
Yes. That night, my mind
suddenly felt sharper,
**[15:36] Chiyo**
and I was able to figure so many things out.
**[15:38] Chiyo**
But I ended up saying
something to push her away!
**[15:44] Sekine**
It's not your fault, Chiyo-san.
**[15:47] Sekine**
Ever since the day she met us,
**[15:49] Sekine**
she was always thinking
about when to return to space.
**[15:53] Sekine**
She has a reason why she needed
to go back, no matter what.
**[15:57] Tsubasa**
I don't really understand,
but this is too sudden. It makes me sad.
**[16:03] Sekine**
Me, too. But Rikka made up her mind.
**[16:07] Sekine**
We have to respect her decision.
**[16:10] Chiyo**
Rikka-chan...
**[16:11] Tsubasa**
Is this really what she wants, though?
**[16:15] Tsubasa**
Rikka was crying.
**[16:16] Tsubasa**
She knows she can't stay here,
but she doesn't want to leave us.
**[16:21] Tsubasa**
Maybe that's what she's thinking.
**[16:24] Sekine**
How would you know that, Tsubasa?
**[16:26] Tsubasa**
I know. Because I'm the same.
**[16:32] Tsuyoshi**
I'm not Tsubasa. I'm actually Tsuyoshi!
**[16:34] Hanzo**
Huh?!
**[16:36] Tsuyoshi**
At first, I was being forced to come here.
**[16:39] Tsuyoshi**
But after I met you,
every day was so much fun.
**[16:42] Tsuyoshi**
Before I knew it, I started
enjoying school life here.
**[16:47] Tsuyoshi**
I always knew I had to tell you the truth
sometime, but I... I just couldn't.
**[16:53] Tsuyoshi**
Sometimes...
**[16:55] Tsuyoshi**
it was like I could barely breathe.
**[16:58] Tsuyoshi**
I'm sorry. I lied to you.
**[17:06] Sekine**
I see. That explains everything.
**[17:10] Sekine**
That said, I can't say
I'm all that surprised.
**[17:13] Sekine**
After all, we're all liars here.
**[17:16] Chiyo**
That's right. I can't fault you for that.
**[17:19] Tsuyoshi**
Wait, what? What lies
have you two been telling?
**[17:23] Chiyo**
That's not important.
We have to talk to Rikka-chan!
**[17:26] Tsuyoshi**
Not important? Really?
**[17:28] Sekine**
You're right.
**[17:30] Sekine**
We need to ask if this is
really what she wants.
**[17:34] Chiyo**
But how can we get up there?
**[17:38] Hanzo**
I heard the whole thing.
**[17:40] Chiyo**
Hanzo?
**[17:41] Sekine**
What part of that was
worth crying over?
**[17:42] Tsuyoshi**
You can't think of anything?!
**[17:44] Hanzo**
Dear sister, I call a truce!
Let's do the thing!
**[17:58] Chiyo**
Ultimate technique:
**[18:00] Chiyo**
Regular jump!
**[18:02] Sekine**
Can't we at least leap from the rooftops?!
**[18:08] Sekine**
Mistress Time!
**[18:10] Chiyo**
Oh, dear.
**[18:12] Tsuyoshi**
What just happened...?
**[18:14] Sekine**
I'll explain another time.
**[18:16] Tsuyoshi**
Really?
**[18:17] Rikka**
This is fine.
**[18:18] Rikka**
Now that I've confirmed that Chiyo-san passed
the exam, I have no further business here.
**[18:23] Computer**
*Beep boop, beepbeep boop.*
**[18:25] Rikka**
As we planned, I will now travel
outside of this solar system.
**[18:28] Rikka**
Once I get there, I will disable
all systems excluding life support
**[18:31] Rikka**
and send out a distress signal!
**[18:33] Computer**
*Boopboop beepboop!*
**[18:34] Rikka**
I have no idea if my allies
will be able to pick up that signal,
**[18:37] Rikka**
but I have no choice but to try.
**[18:39] Rikka**
Let's go!
**[18:40] Computer**
*Beeboop!*
**[18:43] Rikka**
It's all right. I'll always have the memories.
**[19:00] Rikka**
Guys...
**[19:11] Chiyo**
We're here because we need
to tell you something.
**[19:14] Chiyo**
I want to graduate with you, Rikka-chan!
**[19:18] Chiyo**
Please allow me this one wish!
**[19:20] Rikka**
Chiyo-san...
**[19:21] Sekine**
I don't want to leave you, either.
**[19:24] Sekine**
I know you have your reasons,
but could you please reconsider?
**[19:28] Rikka**
Miss Sekine...
**[19:31] Tsuyoshi**
You can't just say goodbye
with no warning like that.
**[19:34] Tsuyoshi**
It's true that we were all lying, but...
**[19:36] Tsuyoshi**
our friendship is for real, isn't it?!
**[19:39] Sekine**
We said what we came here to say.
**[19:42] Sekine**
What's important is what you want, Rikka.
**[19:45] Rikka**
What Rikka wants is...
**[19:49] Rikka**
To graduate with you, too!
**[19:53] Tsuyoshi**
Then let's do that.
Let's make even more fun memories.
**[19:58] Rikka**
Yeah.
**[20:00] Tsuyoshi**
I'm glad. Aren't you, Sekine?
**[20:02] Sekine**
Of course I'm glad.
**[20:04] Computer**
*Bebebeep. Boop boboop.*
**[20:06] Computer**
*Bebebeep. Boop boboop.*
***SIGN*** Resolution of problem detected. This vessel will now leave this planet. All systems other than baseline life support will be diverted to communications. This is pretty dangerous, so good luck.
**[20:08] Computer**
*Bebebeep. Boop boboop.*
**[20:13] Computer**
*Bebebeep. Boop boboop.*
**[20:14] Rikka**
Trouble!
**[20:16] Tsuyoshi**
Wh-What?!
**[20:21] Rikka**
I've lost control?!
**[20:22] Rikka**
I have no choice!
***SIGN*** Big, bad button
***SIGN*** Do not push!
**[20:29] Rikka**
I've prepared for this!
**[20:31] Rikka**
Look! An outfit for cryosleep!
**[20:33] Tsuyoshi & Sekine**
You want to do that now?!
**[20:35] Chiyo**
Sounds like a nice nap.
**[20:37] Computer**
*Bobobobeep bebeepboop!*
***SIGN*** Translation for Earthlings
***SIGN*** Activating Escape Mechanism
**[20:41] Rikka**
The UFO!
**[20:42] Chiyo**
We're so high up!
**[20:44] Tsuyoshi**
Isn't there more to this escape mechanism?!
**[20:46] Sekine**
We'll figure something out.
**[20:48] Tsuyoshi**
No way!
**[20:51] Tsuyoshi**
Besides, even if I survive this, I can't...
**[20:55] Sekine**
Well, true.
**[20:56] Chiyo**
No matter what, you'll always be Tsubasa-san!
**[20:58] Tsuyoshi**
Thank you, Chiyo-san, but I'm Tsuyoshi!
**[21:01] Rikka**
*I'm sorry, everyone.*
**[21:03] Rikka**
* There's only one way to put*
* everything back to the way it was!*
**[21:06] Sekine**
Colonel?
**[21:07] Rikka**
Katsu!
***SIGN*** Katsu
**[22:46] Sekine**
Our final exam's coming up.
**[22:48] Tsubasa**
Yeah. I'm sure you'll ace it easily, though.
***SIGN*** Sekine
Ayane Sakura
***SIGN*** Sekine
Ayane Sakura
***SIGN*** Tsubasa (Tsuyoshi)
Megumi Han
***SIGN*** Tsubasa (Tsuyoshi)
Megumi Han
**[22:52] Sekine**
I doubt you'll have much
trouble either, Tsubasa.
**[22:55] Sekine**
Though... Haven't we had
this conversation before?
**[22:59] Rikka**
I feel I'm forgetting something...
***SIGN*** Rikka
Chiemi Tanaka
***SIGN*** Rikka
Chiemi Tanaka
**[23:02] Chiyo**
I haven't been getting much sleep.
***SIGN*** Maskuma Mask
**[23:04] Chiyo**
You see, I've been getting into embroidery!
***SIGN*** Chiyo
Natsumi Murakami
***SIGN*** Chiyo
Natsumi Murakami
**[23:06] Sekine**
Please study, Chiyo-san!
**[23:08] Tsubasa**
We're not kidding about
how much trouble you're in!
**[23:11] Narrator**
By all appearances,
an ordinary morning scene,
**[23:14] Narrator**
played out by four ordinary
middle school girls.
**[23:19] Narrator**
But these four each have their
own special circumstances.