Season 1
- E1 - The Four Girls’ Secrets
- E2 - School Festival
- E3 - Surprise
- E4 - Wish Upon a Star
- E5 - Beach
- E6 - The Sleepover
- E7 - The Songs of Friends
- E8 - Hanzo’s Challenge
- E9 - Find Fuku-chan!
- E10 - Atami
- E11 - Goodbye, Colonel
E1 - The Four Girls’ Secrets
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[00:01] Narrator
This is Kashihara Girls' Academy.
[00:04] Narrator
It is a prestigious school, widely regarded
[00:07] Narrator
as an old-fashioned school
for raising proper ladies.
[00:17] Chiyo
My, how pretty.
[00:19] Chiyo
Looks delicious.
[00:21] Sekine
Chiyo-san, you're here early today.
[00:25] Chiyo
How do you do, Sekine-san?
Did you arrive with Tsubasa-san?
[00:29] Rikka
Hey, everyone!
[00:33] Riika
Good morning!
[00:35] Tsubasa
Good morning.
[00:36] Chiyo
How do you do, Rikka-chan?
[00:41] Narrator
By all appearances,
an ordinary morning scene,
[00:44] Narrator
played out by four ordinary
middle school girls.
[00:49] Narrator
But these four each have their
own special circumstances.
SIGN Class 2-B
Air Band
SIGN The
SIGN Lit
SIGN tle
SIGN Lies
SIGN We
SIGN All
SIGN Tell
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN Rikka
SIGN Colonel
SIGN Chiyo-san
SIGN Ninja
SIGN Sekine
SIGN Psychic
SIGN Tsubasa
SIGN Tsuyoshi
SIGN Boy
SIGN Note:
Is Sekine
SIGN Maskuma Mask
SIGN Class 2-B
Air Band
SIGN Poeh
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[02:29] Rikka
Wow, Chiyo-san's lunch looks delicious!
[02:33] Chiyo
I made it all myself.
[02:36] Rikka
Cool!
[02:38] Tsubasa
Sekine, you're just having natto and rice?
[02:41] Sekine
Natto is good for you.
[02:43] Tsubasa
Yeah, that's true, but...
[02:45] Chiyo
Would you like to try my rolled omelet?
[02:49] Rikka
Really? Yay!
[02:54] Narrator
They say "Show me a liar,
and I will show you a thief," but...
[02:58] Narrator
All of the people pictured here are liars.
[03:03] Rikka
They must never find out...
[03:07] Rikka
that I am Colonel Papipoporo Durrikka,
[03:09] Rikka
109th Battalion of the Galactic
Revolution Alliance Army!
SIGN Loli Alien
Rikka
[03:15] Narrator
Loli Alien, Rikka!
[03:23] Rikka
During combat against the Space Empire,
my spacecraft was damaged,
[03:26] Rikka
and I crash-landed on this planet.
[03:29] Rikka
Fortunately, I was able to
use my Emergency Device
[03:32] Rikka
to manipulate the memories of the locals
and infiltrate this school, but...
[03:38] Rikka
Groovy! This is the bee's knees!
[03:42] Sekina
What does that even mean?
[03:44] Rikka
Did I make a mistake? Was that an error?!
SIGN BWAH
[03:48] Rikka
I'm trying to play the role
of an innocent and naïve girl.
[03:50] Rikka
Where did I go wrong?
[03:52] Narrator
She simply targeted the wrong era.
[03:55] Chiyo
Friend, friend.
[03:56] Rikka
Through memory manipulation,
[03:56] Tsubasa
Rikka is friend.
[03:57] Rikka
they believe I am their
"innocent and naïve" friend.
[03:58] Sekine
Innocent and naïve, naïve.
SIGN Om nom nom nom nom
[04:01] Rikka
But what exactly is*
"innocent and naïve"...?
[04:05] Rikka
What if they begin to suspect me?
[04:07] Rikka
Honestly, I'm so stressed,
I can't even taste anything.
SIGN So Delicious
[04:07] Rikka
It's so delicious!
[04:09] Rikka
But there's nothing more I can do*
besides wait for my comrades to rescue me!
[04:14] Chiyo
Oh, I'm so fortunate to be blessed
with so many cute girls as friends!
[04:21] Chiyo
I'm so glad I quit being a ninja.
SIGN Maidenly Ninja
Chiyo
SIGN Hmph...
[04:24] Narrator
Maidenly Ninja, Chiyo.
[04:29] Chiyo
Several months ago,
I infiltrated this school
[04:33] Chiyo
as part of my first assassination mission.
[04:36] Chiyo
My target was the headmaster.
[04:39] Chiyo
But I chose to abandon the mission
and live here as a normal girl.
[05:04] Chiyo
Ever since, my village has been
sending assassins to terminate me,
[05:09] Chiyo
but I can't let go of this happiness!
[05:12] Rikka
Chiyo-san, did you hurt your hand?
[05:14] Chiyo
Y-Yes. My dog bit me.
[05:17] Tsubasa
Oh, you have a dog?
[05:20] Tsubasa
Like a Labrador or something?
I can picture it already.
[05:22] Chiyo
L-Lab?
[05:24] Tsubasa
Well, maybe a well-to-do lady like you
doesn't care about breeds and such.
[05:27] Tsubasa
Your butler probably
took care of everything.
[05:29] Chiyo
N-No, that's not how I am.
[05:32] Chiyo
I've tried to reveal as little
of my personal life as possible,
[05:35] Chiyo
but somehow that's ended up being
interpreted as me being a high-class lady.
[05:38] Chiyo
I feel a little bad.
[05:43] Sekine
An alien and a ninja?!
You've gotta be kidding me!
[05:43] Sekine
Wh-What?!
SIGN Wh-What?!
SIGN D-Class
Psychic
Sekine
[05:46] Narrator
D-Class Psychic, Sekine.
[05:49] Sekine
I'm just a normal middle school student.
[05:51] Sekine
I have a lame psychic ability
[05:53] Sekine
that occasionally makes other
peoples' thoughts flow into me.
[05:57] Sekine
Aren't I supposed to be
brainwashed by alien technology?
[06:01] Sekine
How is it that I'm able to realize
I'm being brainwashed?
[06:04] Sekine
Maybe it's because we psychics
have abnormally structured brains?
SIGN I have no cure for that.
[06:07] Sekine
That does cause some drugs
to not work on me, and things like that.
SIGN So you're saying I should just die?
[06:10] Sekine
On top of that, we psychics have
an ID code engraved in our arms,
[06:12] Sekine
and a GPS tracker
embedded in our bones.
[06:14] Sekine
The Organization has us under constant
surveillance. It's the only way I can live.
[06:18] Sekine
Honestly, it doesn't bother me, though.
[06:25] Tsubasa
Why do I gotta go to an all-girls school?
SIGN Boy in Girl's Clothes
Tsubasa (Tsuyoshi)
[06:29] Narrator
Boy in Girl's Clothes, Tsubasa—
real name, Tsuyoshi.
[06:34] Tsubasa
It all started when...
[06:37] (Flashback) Tsubasa (Sister)
Tsuyoshi! Did you get accepted
into Chikuin Boys' Academy?
[06:41] (Flashback) Tsuyoshi
Yeah.
[06:42] (Flashback) Tsubasa (Sister)
You're going to attend an
all-girls school in my place.
[06:45] (Flashback) Tsuyoshi
What are you talking about?
[06:47] (Flashback) Tsubasa
It looks like Takahashi-kun from Jennie's
will be going to Chikuin this year.
[06:52] (Flashback) Tsuyoshi
B-But...
SIGN Do as I say, or you're dead.
[06:52] (Flashback) Tsubasa (Sister)
It'll be fine. We're identical twins.
[06:57] Tsubasa
When my sister gets like that,
there's no reasoning with her.
[07:00] Tsubasa
That said, I did have some hope
SIGN Panty
Flash
[07:02] Female student
Oh, you're so naughty.
[07:02] Tsubasa
that by infiltrating an all-girls school,
I might end up having a few sexy accidents.
[07:08] Lady
Hello, boy.
[07:09] Tsubasa
But now that I think about it,
I prefer sexy women older than me.
SIGN No sex appeal
SIGN Too prim
SIGN Too immature
[07:18] Tsubasa
Oh well, who cares as long as it's fun?
[07:22] Sekine
I wonder why I can't read
Tsubasa's mind at all.
[07:25] Narrator
Sekine's ability only works on
individuals of the same gender.
SIGN Doesn't understand the specifics
of her own powers
[07:30] Tsubasa
Hey, Rikka, can I touch your stuffed animal?
[07:35] Rikka
Huh?
SIGN Gulp
[07:36] Tsubasa
You're always holding it, so I was
thinking it must feel really nice.
[07:40] Tsubasa
I wanted to give it a try, if that's okay.
[07:45] Rikka
I'm sorry. This was a precious gift
from my grandfather.
[07:49] Tsubasa
I see. Like a birthday present?
[07:52] Rikka
Well, it was a precious day for me—
[07:56] Rikka
or rather, every citizen...
[08:02] Rikka
A gift for our National Foundation Day!
SIGN Yikes.
[08:05] Sekine
Oh no, Colonel, you got it wrong again!
[08:07] Sekine
Earthlings don't generally give gifts
to celebrate the foundation of a nation!
[08:12] Tsubasa
Erm, I see. I guess
that's how your family is.
[08:16] Sekine
Oh, what a diplomatic response.
[08:19] Rikka
That's right! The National Foundation Day
is a celebration of our national identity
[08:22] Sekine
Colonel!
[08:24] Rikka
and confirmation of our
rejection of imperialist ideals
[08:24] Tsubasa
Oh, I need to go to the
restroom all of a sudden.
[08:25] Rikka
intended to give a heartfelt thanks
to our ability to self-govern
SIGN Logging Out
[08:27] Rikka
and confirm our commitment
to maintaining our freedoms.
[08:29] Sekine
Tsubasa bailed.
[08:29] Rikka
If you think about it, the concept
of national sovereignty is...
[08:30] Rikka
You found out that I'm very
close to my grandfather.
[08:34] Sekine
Oh, so that part is for real.
[08:36] Rikka
Yes, my duty is to defend the ideals
of the Revolutionary Army
[08:40] Rikka
that my grandfather started!
[08:41] Rikka
As a colonel and ace pilot, I must return
to outer space as soon as possible!
[08:46] Sekine
You're an ace pilot?!
[08:48] Rikka
I should just undo the memory alteration
and come out proudly as an alien!
[08:52] Rikka
Then I can use the extra energy
to send out a distress signal!
[08:56] Rikka
Goodbye, everyone.
[08:58] Rikka
Though our relationship was brief,
I am proud to have met you!
[09:01] Rikka
Farewell, my Earthling friends!
[09:03] Rikka
Goodbye, zaijian, sawasdi, adios,
[09:05] Rikka
auf wiedersehen, au revoir!
SIGN The End
[09:16] Sekine
No, we barely just started!
[09:19] Sekine
Don't try to end it all of a sudden!
[09:24] Rikka
Chiyo-san, Sekine-chan.
There's something important I must tell you.
[09:28] Chiyo
What is it?
[09:30] Sekine
Wh-What's up?
[09:32] Sekine
What should I do? Should I stop her?
[09:34] Rikka
There's a secret I've been keeping from you.
[09:38] Rikka
I'm scared you might come
to dislike me if I reveal it.
[09:41] Chiyo
Dislike you? Impossible!
[09:43] Chiyo
Rikka-chan, I love you,
no matter what happens!
SIGN Sparkle
Sparkle
[09:47] Rikka
Chiyo-san!
[09:49] Sekine
Ugh! I can't bring myself to step in!
[09:52] Rikka
In that case, I'll go ahead.
[09:56] Rikka
Actually, I am...
[09:58] Chiyo
My apologies. I have to visit the restroom.
[10:02] Sekine
She totally caught a shuriken just now.
[10:05] Tsubasa
Coming up with stuff to talk about is hard.
[10:09] Tsubasa
I wonder what girls like to talk about?
[10:12] Tsubasa
Oh, well. I should head back.
[10:20] Chiyo
Fighting off assassins every day isn't easy.
SIGN Enemy blood
[10:30] Rikka
Oh, you're both here?
[10:33] Chiyo
Oh, um, it's, uh...
[10:36] Chiyo
that time of the month!
[10:38] Tsubasa
Time of the month?
[10:41] Tsubasa
Oh, ah, right. It's rough, huh?
SIGN I know, right?
[10:45] Rikka
A month? The length of one lunar orbit?
[10:47] Rikka
How is this planet's satellite related?
[10:50] Rikka
Yes! Me, too!
SIGN I totally get it!
[10:52] Tsubasa
I get blood-soaked from head to toe, too!
[10:55] Sekine
That's totally not how that works...
[10:55] Rikka
I know, right?
[10:57] Sekine
Seriously, though, what's
the matter with this school?!
[11:03] Narrator
So thought Sekine, as she put
her own issues away on a shelf.
SIGN Shelf
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
[11:10] Sekine
Shelf!
[11:14] Chiyo
How droll!
[11:16] Chiyo
Is that true?
[11:18] Tsubasa
Totally. Then Sekine was like...
[11:21] Sekine
Come on, stop telling that story.
[11:24] Tsubasa
What? But I want to.
[11:25] Rikka
Oh, no.
[11:30] Rikka
I'm about to pass gas.
[11:33] Rikka
Why is this happening to me
all of a sudden?
[11:36] Tsubasa
Rikka, is something the matter?
[11:39] Rikka
No. All clear, move on!
[11:41] Tsubasa
Huh?
[11:41] Rikka
No! I can't reveal my military upbringing!
[11:44] Rikka
They believe I'm an innocent child!
[11:49] Tsubasa
Are you sweating?
[11:50] Rikka
N-Not at all.
[11:52] Rikka
Maybe these are teardrops from the stars.
[11:56] Tsubasa
I worry about her ability
to make it in society.
[11:59] Narrator
In a way, Colonel Rikka is totally
successful in her role-playing.
[12:03] Chiyo
But it's true that you don't look well.
[12:05] Rikka
Really? I feel A-OK!
[12:10] Rikka
I can't allow them to worry about me!
[12:14] Sekine
Is your ribbon getting wet, too?
[12:17] Rikka
Ribbon?
[12:18] Rikka
Does she mean my tentacles?!
[12:20] Rikka
Is my mimesis wearing off?!
[12:23] Sekine
Those are tentacles?
[12:25] Sekine
It's dripping with strange fluids!
[12:27] Chiyo
I'm glad you're feeling well.
[12:29] Chiyo
Oh, by the way,
[12:31] Chiyo
I made cookies for everyone.
Enjoy, Rikka-chan.
[12:35] Rikka
Th-Thanks...
[12:38] Tsubasa
Chiyo-san, you seem cheerful lately.
[12:41] Chiyo
Oh, can you tell?
[12:44] Chiyo
Until recently, I had to dedicate
all my time to my studies, but...
[12:49] Chiyo
Lately, I've been able to
get into baking and sculpture.
[12:53] Chiyo
It's so fulfilling!
[12:56] Tsubasa
I see.
SIGN Sculpture...?
[12:57] Tsubasa
So a well-off lady has elegant hobbies, too.
[13:00] Chiyo
I truly feel they're worth pursuing.
[13:04] Narrator
She has vowed to sculpt a Buddha
for every life her clan has taken.
[13:08] Sekine
That's super heavy, Maidenly Ninja...
[13:11] Rikka
Hey, everyone...
[13:14] Rikka
Have you ever passed gas
in front of others?
[13:18] Sekine
She decided to just come out with it.
[13:20] Tsubasa
Oh, yeah, for sure. Totally.
[13:22] Chiyo
I'm ashamed to admit it, but I have as, well.
[13:25] Rikka
I see. That's a relief.
[13:27] Rikka
So it wouldn't be an issue
for me to release it here...
[13:31] Rikka
My chlorine gas.
SIGN Highly Toxic
[13:33] Sekine
Highly toxic gas! Do not mix!
[13:36] Sekine
Farting in front of humans
is definitely out of the question!
[13:38] Tsubasa
Come on, it's just a natural bodily
function. It's not going to kill you.
[13:43] Sekine
I'm saying this to protect you!
[13:46] Tsubasa
Rikka's lacking in common sense,
but that can't be fixed overnight.
[13:49] Tsubasa
What's a little gas, compared to
the weird stuff she always says?
[13:52] Rikka
What? That's how people see me?!
[13:56] Rikka
I'm trying so hard to blend in
with this planet's culture!
[14:01] Sekine
Then do it somewhere alone!
[14:04] Sekine
Preferably in an isolated room,
sealed off by duct tape!
SIGN Poof
[14:07] Rikka
I'll go to the restroom for now!
[14:11] Sekine
The other students are in danger!
[14:35] Rikka
Oopsies!
[14:36] Narrator
Fun fact: if you hold in a fart,
[14:39] Narrator
the gasses are released from your mouth
and nose, mixed in with your breath.
[14:42] Sekine
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
[14:45] Narrator
This fact scored five "Whoa"s.
[14:53] Sekine
Oh, Colonel Rikka left her
stuffed toy behind.
SIGN Don't spill
[14:56] Sekine
This is what she brainwashes people with...
[14:59] Chiyo
Oh, Sekine-san.
[15:01] Tsubasa
You haven't gone home yet?
[15:03] Sekine
I was writing up the class journal.
SIGN Don't spill
[15:13] Rikka
I forgot something!
[15:15] Rikka
Here it is.
SIGN Translation for Earthlings:
Enemy presence detected within three meters
[15:17] Alien Voice
Pipipo pururu popibuppo
pappiriripuri puripurippo.
SIGN About three meters
[15:36] Rikka
Put your hands behind your head,
and line up in front of me.
[15:41] Chiyo
Like this?
[15:42] Tsubasa
What are you talking about?
[15:44] Rikka
I'm sorry, but this isn't a negotiation.
[15:47] Rikka
You have ten seconds to comply
before I liquefy you
[15:49] Rikka
with this Pupulum Fluid Discharger.
[15:54] Sekine
She's dead serious!
[15:57] Rikka
Ten. Nine. Eight. Seven. Six.
[15:57] Tsubasa
What is all of this?
[16:00] Sekine
Just do it.
[16:01] Sekine
Just do it, please!
[16:04] Narrator
They're seriously, like,
five seconds away from being shot.
[16:07] Rikka
Five, four, three, two, one.
[16:11] Chiyo
What kind of game is this?
[16:13] Sekine
It's my fault!
[16:15] Sekine
It has to be because I spilled
water on the Device.
[16:18] Sekine
Should I just tell her the truth?
[16:23] Sekine
What if she doesn't forgive me?!
[16:27] Sekine
If I'm going to die anyway...
[16:29] Sekine
Excuse me!
[16:29] Sekine
There's something I've been dying to ask!
[16:32] Rikka
Wh-What is it?
[16:34] Sekine
Rikka...
[16:39] Sekine
Do you poop from your tentacles, too?
[16:44] Sekine
Yikes. I let my imagination
run wild with pessimism.
[16:50] Rikka
Accursed spy. How dare you
infiltrate my friend network?
[16:54] Rikka
I'll find you immediately.
[16:57] Rikka
To do that...
SIGN I asked three Earthlings
[17:01] Rikka
Earth Quiz, Question 1!
[17:06] Rikka
Let's start with the basics.
[17:08] Rikka
How many years ago was the Earth created?
[17:11] Rikka
Any Earthling should easily
be able to answer this.
[17:14] Tsubasa
Um, 4.6 billion years ago?
[17:16] Rikka
How dense is the Earth compared to
the other planets of the solar system?
[17:20] Tsubasa
It's the most dense, right?
[17:22] Rikka
What is the prevailing theory
about how the Earth was formed?
[17:25] Tsubasa
Protoplanet formation
through chondritic asteroids?
[17:29] Rikka
Miss Tsubasa, you are...
[17:35] Rikka
undoubtedly an Earthling!
[17:37] Tsubasa
An Earthling? I just like astronomy.
[17:41] Rikka
Next, Miss Sekine...
[17:43] Sekine
Yes! It's 1/298.257222101!
[17:51] Rikka
Correct.
[17:52] Sekine
Psychic cheating is the best!
SIGN That's the ellipticity of the Earth.
[17:55] Rikka
The only one left... is Chiyo-san.
[17:58] Chiyo
I'll do my best!
[18:00] Rikka
This beautiful, gentle girl couldn't
possibly be an Imperial spy...
[18:07] (Flashback) Chiyo
Rikka-chan is so cute.
[18:10] (Flashback) Chiyo
Don't worry! You aren't weird!
[18:14] (Flashback) Rikka
Chiyo-san!
[18:17] Rikka
I don't want to doubt her!
But I can't let my emotions interfere!
[18:22] Rikka
The Earth Quiz is reaching its climax...
SIGN Hot choice
SIGN Round
SIGN Triangular
SIGN Square
[18:27] Rikka
Which of these is the shape of the Earth?!
[18:30] Chiyo
Triangular?
[18:35] Rikka
Ch-Chiyo-san...
[18:36] Chiyo
What's the right answer? I'm so excited!
[18:40] Rikka
Chiyo-san, I'm sorry.
[18:44] Rikka
You will become a foundation
of the revolution!
[18:48] Sekine
Wait! Stop!
[18:50] Sekine
Chiyo-san is just a bit goofy!
[18:57] Tsubasa
What is this?!
[18:58] Rikka
I missed? Not to mention, this gun
has no effect on Earthlings?!
[19:05] Chiyo
Oh, no. I reflexively counterattacked.
[19:16] Chiyo
Are you all right, Rikka-chan?
[19:20] Rikka
My Device?!
[19:21] Sekine
It was wet, so I dried it in the shade.
[19:25] Sekine
Please, let it be fixed!
[19:28] Rikka
The enemy reading is gone.
[19:30] Rikka
Was it a malfunction?
[19:33] Tsubasa
Rikka, what the heck was that all about?
[19:37] Rikka
Um...
[19:39] Rikka
I was playing make-believe as a
"hasty soldier who jumped at shadows
[19:43] Rikka
and almost wound up with
civilian blood on her hands."
[19:46] Narrator
She basically confessed.
[19:48] Tsubasa
Your taste in hobbies is up to you,
but I think we deserve an apology.
[19:52] Rikka
I'm sorry.
[19:55] Rikka
As a token of remorse,
[19:57] Rikka
I will give up this medal given
to me by my great leader.
[20:02] Narrator
This is Colonel Rikka's
most prized possession.
[20:05] Tsubasa
You're still playing make-believe?
You're not sorry at all.
[20:10] Sekine
Um, actually, I think
she's really, truly sorry.
[20:14] Sekine
I think that's a really
serious move on her part.
[20:16] Chiyo
Please don't be so mad.
[20:19] Chiyo
She just had an anemia attack.
[20:22] Narrator
That's her cover story.
[20:24] Tsubasa
You're both too soft on Rikka.
[20:28] Tsubasa
The next time you pull that,
consider our friendship over.
[20:31] Rikka
Yes...
[20:33] Rikka
Now that I think about it,
[20:35] Rikka
I should have just used the Device's
interrogation mode to make them confess.
[20:38] Rikka
It has terrifyingly crippling side effects,
but only if they're lying.
SIGN Psst, psst, psst...
SIGN Psst...
SIGN Safe!
[20:46] Sekine
Safe!!
[20:54] Rikka
I managed to get through the day,
but lying really is difficult.
[21:05] Chiyo
I will protect this lifestyle,
no matter what hardships await.
[21:15] Tsubasa
What am I doing?
[21:17] Tsubasa
I'll get in so much trouble if they find out.
[21:25] Sekine
Why do I alone have to have
all these things to worry about?
[21:28] Narrator
They say, "Show me a liar,
and I will show you a thief."
[21:31] Narrator
But for them
it's "I will show you a friend."
[21:35] Narrator
Where will their friendship go from here?
SIGN Class 2-B School Festival Venue:
Ninja Funhouse
SIGN Next Episode Preview
SIGN Day Duty:
Sekine
[23:09] Sekine
It's finally begun.
[23:11] Chiyo
Did you enjoy it?
[23:13] Rikka
Next episode, a heated battle erupts between
the Galactic Empire and the Rebellion...
[23:17] Chiyo
No way! Liars get their legs pulled off!
SIGN #02: School Festival
[23:20] Tsubasa
I think you mean
"you're pulling my leg," Chiyo-san...
E2 - School Festival
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[00:09] Tsubasa
Damn, it's hot.
[00:11] Tsubasa
I'm wearing this to avoid
the sailor-uniform look,
[00:15] Tsubasa
but it's really getting too hot for it...
[00:18] Narrator
Tsubasa—real name Tsuyoshi—
wants to look as un-cross-dressy as possible.
[00:24] Tsuyoshi
I'm home.
[00:26] Tsubasa (Sister)
Welcome back.
SIGN Class 2-B
Air Band
SIGN The
SIGN Lit
SIGN tle
SIGN Lies
SIGN We
SIGN All
SIGN Tell
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN Rikka
SIGN Colonel
SIGN Chiyo-san
SIGN Chiyo-san
SIGN Ninja
SIGN Sekine
SIGN Psychic
SIGN Tsubasa
SIGN Tsuyoshi
SIGN Boy
SIGN Note:
Is Sekine
SIGN Maskuma Mask
SIGN Class 2-B
Air Band
SIGN Poeh
SIGN #02: School Festival
SIGN #02: School Festival
SIGN #02: School Festival
SIGN #02: School Festival
SIGN #02: School Festival
SIGN #02: School Festival
SIGN #02: School Festival
SIGN #02: School Festival
SIGN #02: School Festival
SIGN #02: School Festival
SIGN #02: School Festival
SIGN #02: School Festival
[02:05] Tsuyoshi
Yikes.
[02:07] Narrator
Allow me to explain.
[02:09] Narrator
In this school, there is a special uniform
[02:12] Narrator
only allowed during summer,
called the "Midsummer Outfit."
[02:15] Narrator
It comes with a special undergarment
to guard against any potential translucency.
[02:19] Tsuyoshi
This is...
[02:21] Tsuyoshi
not happening.
[02:22] Tsuyoshi
No, no, no, no, definitely no.
SIGN We can't show you,
but he's wearing boxers.
SIGN Gloom
[02:25] Tsuyoshi
I've endured the sailor-style uniform, but...
SIGN I'm on Team Boxers
SIGN I'm on Team Boxers
[02:29] Tsuyoshi
Sis, I can't do this anymore.
Let's switch back!
[02:34] Tsuyoshi
Stop taking photos!
[02:37] Tsuyoshi
No, no, no, no, no! Anything but that!
[02:47] Tsubasa
Good morning.
[02:51] Rikka
Good morning!
[02:55] Chiyo
How do you do, Tsubasa-san?
SIGN No sparkles
for Sekine,
huh...
[02:58] Tsubasa
I see you're all wearing
the midsummer outfit today.
[03:01] Sekine
It's just too dang hot.
[03:03] Sekine
Honestly, the underwear
it comes with is kind of a pain.
[03:08] Sekine
This is a girls-only school, so really...
[03:14] Sekine
I think something like this'd be fine.
[03:16] Narrator
Kiyoshi.
SIGN Kiyoshi
[03:19] Chiyo
B-But the underwear is so cute, too!
[03:23] Chiyo
I love lace.
[03:26] Tsubasa
You sure do, Chiyo-san.
[03:28] Sekine
It's fine if you like it...
[03:31] Chiyo
I got so excited, I ended up making a number
of small accessories to match the outfit!
[03:36] Sekine & Tsubasa & Rikka
Wow, awesome!
[03:38] Chiyo
I haven't slept in three days.
[03:40] Sekine
Her dedication to cuteness is off the charts.
[03:43] Chiyo
I've always been so attached to cute things.
[03:48] Chiyo
I still remember...
[03:53] (Flashback) Chiyo
Stand back!
[03:54] (Flashback) Hanzo
B-But you can't do this alone!
[03:57] (Flashback) Chiyo
I can't put someone so cute at risk!
I, Chiyo, will handle this!
[04:01] Sekine
That one was Chiyo-san?!
[04:04] Chiyo**
I admired that ponytail so much.
[04:07] Chiyo
Um, if it's not too much to ask,
[04:11] Chiyo
it would be wonderful if you all
could try on these items...
[04:15] Tsubasa
What?
[04:19] Rikka
Wow! So cute!
[04:24] Rikka
It's like a dream come true,
being able to wear this!
[04:27] Sekine
The Colonel is a girl, too, after all.
[04:30] Rikka
Ow, my tentacles!
SIGN Fold over
[04:33] Chiyo
Fold it over, fold it again,
and tie it up with a rubber band...
SIGN Fold again
SIGN Tie with rubber band
SIGN No Blood Flow
[04:39] Rikka
No blood flow!
SIGN Complete!
[04:41] Rikka
Chiyo-san, why did you have to
tie it so tightly...
[04:45] Rikka
I don't care what I wear
[04:46] Rikka
as long as it doesn't interfere
with my military duties, but...
[04:50] Rikka
Hmm?
[04:56] Rikka
I'm bleeding, too?!
[04:58] Chiyo
Was it too loose?
[05:01] Rikka
Oh, no! It's definitely super tight!
[05:04] Narrator
She's telling the truth.
[05:05] Chiyo
Tsubasa-san, if I might...
[05:07] Tsubasa
No, it's fine. I'll just watch.
[05:11] Rikka
Try it, Tsubasa-chan.
[05:13] Sekine
It'll look good on you.
[05:15] Tsubasa
It most definitely won't look good.
[05:17] Tsubasa
Really, I'm fine.
[05:19] Chiyo
But I'm sure this would look great on you!
SIGN Dirndl!
[05:23] Tsubasa
Wh-What is that?
[05:25] Chiyo
It's a traditional dress.
[05:27] Tsubasa
Why is everyone so enthusiastic?
[05:30] Tsubasa
Oh, maybe...
[05:32] Tsubasa
I don't look good in cute things!
[05:36] Tsubasa
Is that how they see me?
[05:41] Narrator
Sekine's powers only work
on the same gender,
[05:45] Narrator
so she can't understand
what Tsubasa is thinking.
[05:48] Chiyo
You're not large like me,
so it'll look good on you.
[05:52] Tsubasa
Be more aware of your own good looks.
[05:54] Sekine
If you don't like it, just sell it online.
[05:58] Tsubasa
That sounds inhumane.
[06:00] Rikka
Just wear it, and this can all be over!
[06:03] Narrator
This is becoming an emergency.
SIGN Conscience
[06:11] Chiyo
Why not also put on some makeup,
while we're at it?
[06:14] Tsubasa
No, this isn't, like, a "tomboy being shy
about cute things" deal.
[06:15] Rikka
Hurry, hurry!
[06:17] Rikka
It hurts! The bleeding won't stop! Hurry!
[06:21] Tsubasa
It's really just that... I really...
[06:24] Tsubasa
I really don't want to wear this!
[06:27] Narrator
The soul cries out, unheard.
[06:32] Tsubasa (Sister)
Hey, Tsuyoshi. Welcome home—
[06:41] Tsuyoshi
No photos!
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN click
[06:42] Tsubasa (Sister) & Tsuyoshi
The Little Lies We All Tell.
SIGN click
SIGN click
SIGN click
SIGN Fort unes
[06:48] Chiyo
Oh look, "Guardian Spirit Fortune Telling."
SIGN Turtle Shell Divination
SIGN Four Pillars of Destiny
SIGN Guardian Spirit Fortune Telling
SIGN Future Divination
SIGN And more!
SIGN Student
Price
SIGN yen
[06:51] Chiyo
I wonder what that's like?
[06:53] Rikka
I wonder!
[06:55] Rikka
How backwards this planet must be
to believe in such foolishness.
[07:00] Sekine
Man, that's steep! How many days'
worth of food would that buy?
[07:03] Tsubasa
Looks shady as hell.
I don't like these spiritual things.
[07:11] Fortune Teller
It might look shady,
but I am the real deal!
[07:15] Fortune Teller
You there, I can take a look if you want.
[07:18] Tsubasa
Nah... Guardian spirits? No thanks.
[07:23] Fortune Teller
You don't believe me?
Let's see your future, then.
SIGN The Real Deal - Correct All the Time
[07:27] Tsubasa
Fine. Tell me who I'm going to marry one day.
[07:30] Fortune Teller
Very well.
[07:34] Fortune Teller
I can see it. The person you'll marry is...
[07:40] Fortune Teller
Hmm?
[07:45] Fortune Teller
Oh, I see! She likes girls! OK!
[07:50] Tsubasa
What is it?
[07:51] Fortune Teller
You might be keeping this a secret,
so I won't go into the details,
[07:55] Fortune Teller
but don't worry, you'll meet
a wonderful partner.
[07:59] Fortune Teller
Just wait for the government to act!
SIGN Rumble rumble...
[08:01] Tsubasa
Government?
SIGN Government
SIGN Rumble rumble...
SIGN Rumble rumble...
SIGN Rumble rumble...
[08:03] Fortune Teller
You might have concerns right now,
[08:06] Fortune Teller
but don't worry! Society changes!
[08:10] Fortune Teller
I saw a great wedding reception.
[08:12] Tsubasa
Huh.
[08:14] Chiyo
Um, can you read my fortune as well?
[08:18] Fortune Teller
Of course!
[08:19] Chiyo
I'd like to hear about my guardian spirit.
[08:23] Fortune Teller
I see.
[08:24] Fortune Teller
She seems like a well-to-do girl.
[08:27] Fortune Teller
For these types,
I often see their ancestors...
[08:35] Fortune Teller
Oh?
[08:37] Fortune Teller
This one... was a famous CEO?
[08:40] Fortune Teller
I knew it. She's from a high-class family.
[08:43] Fortune Teller
Huh? A former noble?
And that famous billionaire?!
[08:47] Fortune Teller
She's related to all of those people?
[08:54] Fortune Teller
You're being protected
by many wonderful people.
[08:57] Chiyo
My, that is wonderful!
[09:00] Chiyo
I assumed I would be cursed
[09:04] Chiyo
by all the people my family has killed.
[09:07] Narrator
Don't celebrate just yet.
[09:09] Rikka
I'd like a guardian spirit reading, too!
[09:13] Fortune Teller
Oh, what a cute girl.
[09:16] Fortune Teller
For these types, it's often
their grandparents or a dog.
[09:29] Fortune Teller
What? A fish-man?!
[09:32] Rikka
If spirits do exist,
[09:35] Rikka
I'm sure I am haunted by
the remnants of my enemies.
[09:45] Fish Alien
Chinjao! Chinjao rosu!
[09:47] Fish Alien
Green onions and chicken! Ramen!
[10:01] Sekine
Please rest well.
[10:04] Rikka
Fortune-telling results...
after these messages!
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN Fortune-telling results...
SIGN after these messages!
[10:12] Tsubasa
The school festival, huh?
SIGN Midsummer Outfit Season Is Over
[10:16] Narrator
The midsummer outfit season is over.
[10:20] Sekine
What should our class production
be for the festival?
[10:23] Tsubasa
Something safe, like a café.
[10:26] Chiyo
Oh, a café! That sounds wonderful!
[10:29] Chiyo
I've already gone ahead
and prepared outfits, just in case!
[10:35] Rikka
Welcome!
[10:38] Chiyo
Rikka-chan is the waitress!
[10:41] Sekine
Tried-and-true adorable.
[10:42] Tsubasa
It's impressive how wholesome it is.
[10:45] Sekine
Would you like some fresh-baked cookies?
[10:48] Chiyo
A rustic style for Sekine-san!
[10:50] Rikka
It's so cute!
[10:52] Tsubasa
That's Aunt Stella.
[10:56] Chiyo
A bellboy style for Tsubasa-san!
[10:59] Sekine
It fits oddly well.
[11:01] Rikka
So gallant!
[11:04] Sekine
Chiyo-san, what about you?
[11:06] Chiyo
Well, for me...
[11:09] Chiyo
Welcome home, ladies.
[11:12] Rikka
So cool!
[11:14] Sekine
Too handsome...
[11:15] Tsubasa
I've been outdone.
[11:17] Chiyo
If there are any other outfits
you'd like to try,
[11:19] Chiyo
please ask me any time you wish!
[11:23] Rikka
In that case, a mil—
SIGN Military Uniform!
[11:24] Chiyo
But I just know a maid outfit
would suit you best, Rikka-chan!
[11:27] Rikka
...uniform...
SIGN Military Uniform!
SIGN Maid Outfit
[11:30] Rikka
I mean, I'd love to try on a maid outfit!
[11:33] Narrator
Colonel Rikka prioritizes friendship.
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
[11:36] Rikka
The Little Lies We All Tell.
[11:52] Sekine
Chiyo-san, what are you sewing?
[11:55] Chiyo
A new outfit for Rikka-chan.
[11:58] Sekine
You made another one, huh?
[12:00] Sekine
You should wear one, too.
[12:03] Chiyo
But I... No, I...
[12:05] Sekine
Come on. Just try it.
[12:08] Chiyo
Oh, wait...
[12:16] Chiyo
How do I look?
[12:19] Sekine
She looks like a person
who performs certain services.
[12:21] Narrator
Bluntly stated.
[12:31] Chiyo
P-Please say something...
[12:35] Sekine
What's the correct answer here?
[12:38] Tsubasa
Morning. Hmm?
[12:47] Tsubasa
It's someone who provides
adult entertainment!
[12:48] Narrator
Fastball, dead center.
[12:54] Tsubasa
Um, Chiyo-san, it's...
[12:58] Chiyo
I'm sorry I put you in a tough spot.
[13:01] Chiyo
I knew it wouldn't suit me.
[13:04] Sekine & Tsubasa
It does suit you, it's just...
[13:06] Sekine
Chiyo-san, that's not it.
You'd get a lot of appointments!
[13:10] Chiyo
Appointments?
[13:11] Narrator
Sekine, flustered, blurts out
something terrible.
[13:15] Tsubasa
Wait, Sekine! I'll take it from here!
[13:21] Tsubasa
Chiyo-san, first, I want you to understand
[13:24] Tsubasa
that some call it the world's
oldest profession.
[13:27] Tsubasa
It's not something to be ashamed of,
[13:28] Tsubasa
and actually has the potential
of making many people happy...
[13:31] Narrator
The preamble is too long.
[13:33] Rikka
Wow, Chiyo-san! Where'd you get that outfit?
[13:37] Rikka
It's like you stepped out of
a picture book! It's so cute!
[13:41] Chiyo
Really?
[13:44] Rikka
Rikka never lies!
[13:46] Sekine
You constantly lie.
[13:50] Rikka
What a wonderful beauty!
[13:52] Rikka
It's almost like she stepped
straight out of...
SIGN Safety and
cleanliness first
SIGN No disrobing,
masks OK
SIGN Best rates
in the area
SIGN Make solid money with soft services!
SIGN Wear cute uniforms!
SIGN Transportation fee covered
SIGN Inexperienced workers welcome
SIGN No lessons needed
SIGN Apply here
SIGN 60-minute pack
starting at 10,000 Yen
SIGN Inexperienced workers welcome!
SIGN Start same-day
SIGN Pay per day, high rates
SIGN 60,000 yen per day possible
SIGN Maids wanted!
SIGN We are an establishment
where girls can work safely
[13:55] Rikka
this book of pictures I found yesterday!
[13:57] Narrator
Put it back!
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
[13:59] Rikka
The Little Lies We All Tell!
SIGN Bazaar: 1
SIGN Shooting gallery: 4
SIGN Café: 11
SIGN Research Presentation: 1
SIGN Food service: 2
SIGN Haunted house: 5
[14:02] Sekine
I think we've gotten all the ideas down
for school festival productions.
SIGN Class 2-B School Festival Production Ideas
[14:07] Sekine
The café idea is the most popular
right now, I think.
[14:11] Sekine
That said, we'd want to set ourselves apart
from the other classes somehow.
[14:15] Sekine
We can use the revenue for the after-party.
[14:17] Rikka
What are the other classes doing?
[14:20] Chiyo
Mostly sweets shops,
like crêpes and cookies.
[14:24] Sekine
In that case, perhaps we should go
for something a bit unorthodox.
[14:30] Tsubasa
I want to do a ninja mansion.
[14:33] Sekine
That does sound pretty unorthodox.
[14:36] Students
Sounds good. Let's just go with that.
[14:39] Chiyo
Wait, but...
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN FURIN KAZAN
Swift as the Wind
Still as the Forest
Daring as the Fire
Steady as the Mtn
[14:43] Chiyo
Welcome to the Ninja Mansion.
[14:46] Chiyo
This one shall be your guide, nin. Nin, nin!
[14:50] Chiyo
I cannot allow that ninja to be.
[14:52] Chiyo
I'll accept anything
but the ninja mansion! Anything!
[14:55] Chiyo
I have to push for something different
with the same core idea...
[15:00] Chiyo
Tsubasa-san!
[15:02] Chiyo
What about a Japanese-style café?
[15:04] Tsubasa
Japanese-style...
[15:05] Sekine
...café?
[15:06] Chiyo
If we served red bean soup and traditional
sweets, that would set us apart!
[15:09] Sekine
Welcome.
[15:10] Chiyo
It would be so wonderful!
Wonderful! Wonderful!
[15:11] Tsubasa
This way, please.
[15:12] Rikka
Yay! Welcome!
[15:15] Tsubasa
That's still just a café.
[15:18] Narrator
Chiyo's presentation is quickly shut down.
[15:20] Sekine
Who likes the ninja mansion idea?
SIGN Class 2-B Production Ideas
Ninja Mansion
[15:25] Sekine
It's settled. Our class production is...
SIGN Ninja Mansion
[15:29] Narrator
A ninja mansion.
[15:31] Narrator
She, like, can't stand the idea.
For all kinds of reasons.
[15:38] Tsubasa
I actually really love ninjas.
[15:43] Tsubasa
I seriously tried to become a ninja
when I was younger.
[15:43] Young Tsuyoshi
One! Two! Three!
[15:46] Tsubasa
Ninjas are super cool, after all.
[15:49] Tsubasa
I still kinda want to be one.
[15:53] Chiyo
I-If she feels so strongly about this,
then I suppose I can...
[15:57] Tsubasa
So I think my skills as a ninja
are pretty up there.
[16:00] Chiyo
Huh?
[16:06] Tsubasa
See how good my shuriken throwing is?
[16:14] Tsubasa
Chiyo-san, that's incredible...
You weren't even looking at the target!
[16:18] Chiyo
Oh, no, it's nothing.
[16:20] Chiyo
I mean, I'd say that's
the bare minimum level
[16:22] Chiyo
for someone who wants
to call themselves a ninja.
[16:26] Narrator
Her professional's spirit is leaking out.
[16:28] Rikka
You must have practiced a lot! Good for you!
[16:31] Chiyo
O-Oh, not at all. It's just
a basic skill for all ladies.
[16:36] Narrator
Define "lady."
[16:38] Chiyo
Oh, no. I shouldn't have let that get to me.
[16:42] Chiyo
I already quit being a ninja.
[16:45] Chiyo
I'm spending the rest
of my days as a regular girl.
[16:49] Chiyo
No more shurikens!
[16:52] Tsubasa
Damn, and I thought I was pretty good, too.
[16:57] Sekine
Tsubasa, that's enough.
[17:01] Tsubasa
I know! I'll do a thousand push-ups
before the day of the festival
[17:05] Tsubasa
so that I can get better
than Chiyo-san at the shuriken!
[17:10] Chiyo
Oh, yeah?
[17:17] Tsubasa
It's true...
[17:18] Chiyo
One hundred and fifty-six.
[17:20] Tsubasa
Yes, ma'am.
[17:25] Tsubasa
I did say I was gonna do a thousand push-ups.
[17:28] Sekine & Rikka
You can do it!
[17:30] Chiyo
One hundred and fifty-seven.
[17:31] Tsubasa
Yes, ma'am...
[17:34] Tsubasa
But that was more like
a figurative declaration.
[17:38] Tsubasa
I wasn't literally going to do
a thousand push-ups...
[17:40] Chiyo
One hundred and fifty-eight.
[17:45] Chiyo
Oh? I didn't hear your response.
[17:49] Tsubasa
Y-Yes, ma'am!
[17:58] Chiyo
Oh, dear.
[18:00] Tsubasa
I'm sorry. I can't do this anymore, ma'am.
[18:03] Narrator
The polite form comes out naturally.
[18:05] Chiyo
Oh. Well, Rikka-chan,
[18:08] Chiyo
can you help out Tsubasa-san...
[18:10] Tsubasa
Is she going to give me water or something?
[18:12] Chiyo
...by sitting on her back, please?
[18:14] Rikka
Yes!
[18:21] Chiyo
After you've thrown up,
that's when the real workout begins.
[18:24] Tsubasa
Is she a demon?
[18:25] Rikka
But I shouldn't be sitting on her back!
[18:28] Tsubasa
Thank you, Rikka! Please get off!
[18:30] Rikka
I'm too light!
[18:33] Rikka
It should be Sekine-chan!
[18:37] Narrator
Sekine knew that this was the Colonel's
honest and well-meaning suggestion.
[18:42] Narrator
She was telling only the truth.
[18:47] Sekine
Am I heavy, Tsubasa?
[18:51] Rikka
You can do it!
[18:53] Chiyo
You'd never find something like this heavy,
would you, Tsubasa-san?
[18:58] Tsubasa
It's not heavy at all! Ma'am!
[19:00] Narrator
He reads the room in two ways.
SIGN Harakiri
SIGN Shinobi
SIGN Sukiyaki
[19:03] Sekine
Unfortunately, Tsubasa will be absent
due to muscle cramps.
SIGN Target Range
SIGN Tuna
SIGN Ice
SIGN Steak on Rice
SIGN Furin Kazan
SIGN Harakiri
SIGN Shinobi
SIGN Sukiyaki
SIGN Furin Kazan
SIGN Shaved
Ice
SIGN Day of the School Festival
[19:09] Sekine
This was not at all unexpected.
[19:15] Sekine
Now we need someone to replace her...
[19:19] Chiyo
It would be my honor.
SIGN 1-B Takoyaki
SIGN Ninja Mansion Available 2-B
[19:25] Mr. Brian
Wow!
[19:28] Mr. Brian
2-B is doing a ninja mansion!
[19:31] Rikka
Oh, it's Mr. Brian, the English teacher!
SIGN Welcome
[19:34] Sekine & Students
Welcome to the ninja mansion!
SIGN Tuna
SIGN Shaved Ice
[19:50] Mr. Brian
They did a good job, but it's just
a classroom production, after all.
[19:53] Mr. Brian
I'll just overreact to humor them.
[19:57] Chiyo
Mr. Brian,
[19:59] Chiyo
this one shall be your guide, nin. Nin, nin!
[20:04] Mr. Brian
What the hell is going on?!
[20:11] Mr. Brian
Oh, my gosh!
[20:12] Mr. Brian
No kidding!
[20:14] Mr. Brian
Marvelous! Japanese ninja!
[20:18] Mr. Brian
Amazing! Incredible!
[20:23] Chiyo
I did it. I saw it through to the end.
[20:26] Chiyo
But a friendship, once lost,
can never be recovered...
[20:30] Sekine
Why don't you just go apologize?
[20:33] Chiyo
But will she forgive me?
[20:37] Sekine
Well, you could bring along
something that Tsubasa likes.
[20:41] Chiyo
Something Tsubasa-san likes?
[20:45] Chiyo
I'm so...
[20:47] Chiyo
So very sorry.
[20:50] Tsubasa
It's fine. Please don't grovel like that.
[20:54] Chiyo
But...
[20:56] Tsubasa
I'm just glad you're back
to your normal self.
[21:00] Chiyo
Tsubasa-san...
[21:02] Tsubasa
I mean, I did miss the chance
to dress up as a ninja, but...
[21:07] Chiyo
As a token of my apology,
here is a set of ninja tools.
[21:13] Chiyo
It's my gift to you.
[21:15] Tsubasa
Really?
[21:17] Tsubasa
Wow... Thanks!
[21:20] Tsubasa
This blood-rust paint job
looks so realistic!
[21:23] Tsubasa
The chip here, and the
blade marks here, wow!
[21:25] Narrator
Try as she might, it wouldn't wash off.
SIGN The Little Lies
We All Tell
[21:28] Tsubasa
The Little Lies We All Tell!
[21:32] Tsubasa (Sister)
It sold for a high price.
[21:34] Tsuyoshi
What are you doing?!
[21:35] Tsuyoshi
That was a gift!
SIGN Next Episode Preview
SIGN Day Duty:
Sekine
[23:09] Tsubasa
Let's do a proper "next
episode preview" this time.
[23:11] Chiyo
Yes. After all, next episode, we're
introducing the protagonist of the show!
[23:16] Rikka
The name is...
[23:17] Chiyo
Maskuma!
[23:17] Rikka
Space Octopus!
[23:18] Chiyo
It's "Maskuma"!
SIGN #03: Surprise
[23:19] Rikka
It's "Space Octopus"!
[23:21] Chiyo
Maskuma!
[23:22] Rikka
Space Octopus!
[23:22] Sekine
Who cares...?
[23:23] Chiyo
Maskuma!
E3 - Surprise
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[00:02] Rikka
I'm starving!
[00:05] Chiyo
Would you like to have some takoyaki here?
[00:08] Tsubasa
That place isn't that great,
but it'll do.
SIGN Takoyaki
[00:12] Shopkeeper
Welcome!
[00:14] Shopkeeper
Hello there, cutie!
[00:16] Shopkeeper
Here, one extra on the house!
[00:19] Rikka
Yay! Thank you!
[00:21] Shopkeeper
Good to see you again, beautiful!
[00:24] Shopkeeper
Here ya go, one extra!
[00:26] Chiyo
Thank you.
[00:28] Shopkeeper
Well, ain't you a pretty one!
[00:31] Shopkeeper
Have an extra!
[00:33] Tsubasa
Um, thanks.
[00:35] Narrator
Tsubasa has mixed feelings about this.
[00:38] Shopkeeper
Here you go!
[00:39] Shopkeeper
Thanks!
[00:48] Narrator
No extra for Sekine.
SIGN Class 2-B
Air Band
SIGN The
SIGN Lit
SIGN tle
SIGN Lies
SIGN We
SIGN All
SIGN Tell
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN Rikka
SIGN Colonel
SIGN Chiyo-san
SIGN Chiyo-san
SIGN Ninja
SIGN Sekine
SIGN Psychic
SIGN Tsubasa
SIGN Tsuyoshi
SIGN Boy
SIGN Note:
Is Sekine
SIGN Maskuma Mask
SIGN Class 2-B
Air Band
SIGN Poeh
SIGN #03: Surprise
SIGN #03: Surprise
SIGN #03: Surprise
SIGN #03: Surprise
SIGN #03: Surprise
SIGN #03: Surprise
SIGN #03: Surprise
SIGN #03: Surprise
SIGN #03: Surprise
SIGN #03: Surprise
SIGN #03: Surprise
SIGN #03: Surprise
[02:28] Chiyo
It's my fault for suggesting
we should eat something...
[02:32] Tsubasa
If he hadn't given me an extra either,
it wouldn't have been so bad...
[02:35] Sekine
Stop... When you try to be nice,
it makes me feel worse...
[02:41] Sekine
I have to pull off an
"I don't mind at all" move...
[02:46] Sekine
Look! I found an extra!
[02:49] Sekine
Here! Takoyaki!
[03:05] Chiyo
Sekine-san, I'm actually
a regular at that place.
[03:10] Chiyo
I think that's the only reason
why he gave me an extra.
[03:13] Chiyo
So please don't take it the wrong way.
[03:17] Tsubasa
Besides, that takoyaki
doesn't even taste good.
[03:20] Tsubasa
He just gives out extras because
that's the only way he can get customers.
[03:25] Rikka
Yeah, who even wants an extra
if it doesn't taste good?
[03:29] Narrator
Everyone is doing their best
to back Sekine up.
[03:33] Sekine
Guys...
[03:35] Male student 1
Um, excuse me.
[03:43] Male student 1
This is my ID. Message me if you have time.
SIGN Wink!
[03:49] Male student 2
Please.
[03:50] Male student 3
And me, thanks.
[03:53] Male students
Bye!
[03:53] Male students
See ya.
[03:53] Male students
I'll be waiting!
SIGN The one who was completely ignored
SIGN The one
who forgot
to say no
[04:00] Chiyo
I'll kill them. They're amateurs,
so I'll only need three minutes...
[04:04] Sekine
Please don't go so far.
[04:07] Sekine
Uhh... Life!
[04:11] Sekine
Life is so precious!
[04:15] Sekine
Life!
SIGN Life
[04:21] Sekine
Ain't it?!
SIGN Ain't it?!
[04:23] Rikka & Tsubasa
"Ain't it?!"
[04:25] Sekine
Life... is...
[04:28] Sekine
flowers, the moon, the wind, and friends...
SIGN Ain't it
[04:33] Sekine
ain't it?
[04:35] Rikka & Tsubasa & Chiyo
Ain't it...
[04:37] Chiyo
Sh-She's right. Life is precious.
SIGN Phew
SIGN What was that?
[04:42] Chiyo
That was close.
[04:44] Tsubasa
But seriously, that shopkeeper has no taste!
[04:50] Tsubasa
After all, Sekine is obviously the one
[04:51] Tsubasa
that'll be the most popular
when we all get older, right?
[04:54] Sekine
Huh?
[04:55] Rikka
Um... Yeah!
[04:56] Chiyo
R-Right!
[04:58] Tsubasa
Being popular later is much better
than being popular now.
[05:02] Tsubasa
Our time as students
is just a tiny checkpoint
[05:04] Tsubasa
in our century-long human lives!
[05:06] Rikka
Exactly!
[05:08] Chiyo
The future is more important
than the present!
[05:10] Sekine
Guys...
[05:12] Tsubasa
Because above all else,
Sekine has the biggest breasts!
[05:16] Tsubasa
They're the biggest in our class, right?
[05:18] Chiyo
Is that supposed to be a compliment?
[05:21] Tsubasa
Even if you end up being a bit plump,
big boobs guarantee you'll be popular.
[05:25] Tsubasa
That shopkeeper probably only saw your face!
[05:28] Chiyo
Stop...
[05:29] Rikka
Don't do this to her...
[05:31] Tsubasa
Don't worry! At parties,
guys only look at the breasts!
[05:35] (Flashback) Tsubasa
Guys only look at the breasts!
Guys only look at the breasts!
[05:40] Sekine
So, Tsubasa, do you wanna
trade my rack for your face?
[05:45] Tsubasa
Huh? Well, uh...
[05:48] Tsubasa
What is this atmosphere?
[05:48] Children's Singing Voice
Uh oh, someone's in trouble!
[05:49] Tsubasa
I was trying to be nice.
Why is everyone so taken aback?
[05:54] Narrator
He did his best, for an eighth-grade boy.
[05:56] Rikka
Katsu!
[05:59] Sekine
A Zen-monk-style scolding? What?
SIGN Swirl...
[06:12] Rikka
I'm starving!
[06:15] Chiyo
Would you like to have some takoyaki here?
[06:18] Tsubasa
That place isn't that great,
but it'll do.
[06:25] Sekine
We went back in time?!
[06:28] Rikka
Good. Seems like our
time warp was successful.
[06:31] Sekine
You can do that?!
[06:34] Rikka
I must win back Miss Sekine's dignity.
[06:37] Sekine
She did it for me?
SIGN Phew
[06:39] Sekine
Now we can avoid
that funeral-like mood.
SIGN Takoyaki
[06:45] Rikka
Sekine-chan, could you step aside?
SIGN Delicious
SIGN Specialty
SIGN Takoyaki
[06:48] Sekine
Oh, sure.
[06:50] Sekine
What is it?
[06:51] Rikka
Good. Now all that's left is...
[06:54] Rikka
to turn all humans on Earth
besides Miss Sekine into Space Hogs.
[06:58] Narrator
Operation: Earthlings to Space Hogs.
[07:02] Rikka
Thus, Miss Sekine will become the
most beautiful human on Earth!
[07:08] Rikka
Victory by default is still victory!
SIGN Translation: What a beauty!
SIGN Translation: The winner is Sekine-san!
[07:12] Space Hogs
Oink! Oink-oink-oink!
[07:14] Space Hogs
Oink! Oinkity oink!
SIGN Translation: What is the secret
behind your beauty?
[07:18] Interviewer Hog
Oink, oink-oinky oinky oink-oink?
[07:20] Sekine
Oh, nothing special.
[07:24] Sekine
I should really stop her, huh?
[07:26] Narrator
For a moment, she considered it.
[07:45] Chiyo & Tsubasa
Oink?
[07:47] Sekine
What?!
[07:51] Rikka
Success! All humans other than
Miss Sekine are now Space Hogs!
[07:58] Chiyo
Oink...
[08:00] Hog Crowd
Oink! Oink, oink, oink, oink, oink!
[08:02] Hog Crowd
Oinkity-oink! Oinkity-oink!
[08:05] Hog Crowd
O-O-Oink! Oinkity-oink! Oink, oink!
[08:09] Narrator
The human race has been defeated...
and so has Sekine.
[08:13] Rikka
What...?!
[08:16] Rikka
Then how about this?
[08:18] Rikka
All humans are now Space Frogs!
[08:20] Space Frogs
Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit!
[08:22] Narrator
A second crushing blow!
[08:24] Rikka
All humans, become minerals!
[08:32] Narrator
Oh, Sekine!
[08:41] Rikka
Now that I think about it,
of course hogs would prefer hogs,
[08:43] Rikka
and frogs would prefer frogs.
That's just common sense.
[08:45] Narrator
If only she'd realized that beforehand!
[08:50] Chiyo
Hmm? What just happened?
SIGN Delicious
SIGN Specialty
SIGN Takoyaki
[08:53] Rikka
U-Um, we were trying to buy takoyaki.
[08:57] Sekine
She wiped that whole block of memory.
[09:00] Sekine
The Colonel's brainwashing is intense.
[09:02] Rikka
I have to come up with a new plan of action!
[09:05] Sekine
Enough, already!
[09:07] Sekine
Um, this might sound a bit sudden, but...
[09:09] Sekine
I think it's the personality that counts.
[09:16] Sekine
At this point, it's almost
refreshingly easy to accept.
[09:22] Sekine
No matter what my appearance
is like, I have to live with it.
[09:26] Rikka
Sekine-chan!
[09:28] Rikka
You're right! You are who you are!
[09:32] Tsubasa
Where did that come from?
[09:34] Chiyo
What about appearances?
[09:36] Rikka
Besides, Earthlings are such
simple constructs!
[09:39] Tsubasa
Aren't we pretty complex?
[09:41] Rikka
Huh? I mean, uh, friendship!
[09:44] Chiyo
Yes. Our friendship will never change.
[09:48] Tsubasa
What is this about?
[09:58] Chiyo
Are you all right?!
[10:05] Sekine
I really am out of luck today.
[10:13] Rikka
Sekine-chan.
[10:14] Chiyo
Sekine-san.
[10:15] Tsubasa
Sekine.
[10:18] Tsubasa
You should always be covered
with muddy water.
[10:20] Sekine
Why?!
[10:21] Narrator
A straight punch of goodwill.
[10:28] Rikka
Come on, let's go home.
We can get takoyaki another time.
[10:31] Tsubasa
Sounds good.
[10:32] Sekine
Yeah.
[10:33] Chiyo
Let's do that.
[10:37] Rikka
That said, I must do something to prevent
others from suffering like Miss Sekine did.
[10:41] Rikka
I know! If the takoyaki
was actually delicious,
[10:44] Rikka
he wouldn't have to throw in extras
to attract customers.
SIGN 500 yen per plate
SIGN 500 yen per plate
[10:55] Rikka
I turned his octopus into Space Octopus,
said to be the most delicious in the universe.
[11:00] Rikka
You're welcome.
[11:02] Shopkeeper
I've never seen such a
delicious-looking octopus before!
[11:06] Shopkeeper
Perhaps with this, I can compete on taste?
[11:19] Narrator
The Space Octopus, through homing instinct,
returned to outer space.
[11:22] Narrator
After that point, no one ever saw
a takoyaki stall in that area again.
SIGN I never realized the takoyaki here
wasn't good.
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
[11:27] Chiyo
I never realized the
takoyaki here wasn't good.
[11:35] Rikka
Tsubasa-chan, how many
piercings do you have?
[11:38] Tsubasa
Nine in total, I think.
[11:39] Rikka
Wow!
[11:41] Sekine
That's quite a few.
[11:43] Chiyo
They look good on you!
[11:45] Tsubasa
Thanks.
[11:46] Tsubasa
That reminds me. These piercings
are how Sekine and I became friends.
[11:50] Sekine
Oh, right. It was after
the entrance ceremony.
[12:00] (Flashback) Teacher
You there.
SIGN New Cafeteria Menu:
Soba & Udon Noodles 250 yen
SIGN New Cafeteria Menu:
Soba & Udon Noodles 250 yen
[12:03] (Flashback) Teacher
Come to the faculty office later.
[12:05] (Flashback) Tsubasa
Oh... Yes.
[12:08] (Flashback) Tsubasa
Is she going to talk about my piercings?
[12:11] (Flashback) Sekine
Tsubasa-san.
SIGN New Cafeteria Menu:
Soba & Udon Noodles 250 yen
SIGN New Cafeteria Menu:
Soba & Udon Noodles 250 yen
[12:13] (Flashback) Sekine
I'll talk to the teacher and convince her.
[12:16] (Flashback) Tsubasa
Huh?
[12:17] (Flashback) Tsubasa
Um, thanks.
[12:19] Tsubasa
What a nice girl.
[12:20] (Flashback) Sekine
Five hundred yen should be enough.
[12:23] (Flashback) Tsubasa
Huh?
[12:26] (Flashback) Sekine
Yes, I know. But it's for
religious reasons, and...
[12:30] Tsubasa
She's making up a whole backstory!
SIGN New Cafeteria Menu:
Soba & Udon Noodles 250 yen
SIGN New Cafeteria Menu:
Soba & Udon Noodles 250 yen
[12:32] (Flashback) Sekine
I was able to trick her.
[12:34] (Flashback) Tsubasa
Um, thanks.
[12:36] (Flashback) Sekine
Tsubasa-san, want to get lunch
at the cafeteria later?
[12:40] (Flashback) Sekine
I'll treat you to one of those
50-yen juice boxes.
SIGN New Cafeteria Menu:
Soba & Udon Noodles 250 yen
SIGN New Cafeteria Menu:
Soba & Udon Noodles 250 yen
[12:44] (Flashback) Tsubasa
With my own money?
[12:46] Sekine
That feat was only possible because
of my highly developed social skills.
[12:49] Tsubasa
I guess I do owe you thanks.
[12:52] Sekine
Also, when Chiyo-san transferred in
during the middle of our first year...
[13:00] (Flashback) Sekine
Oh, that girl...
[13:02] (Flashback) Tsubasa
Hmm? Who?
[13:04] (Flashback) Sekine
I heard she's from a really
well-to-do family. And she's so pretty.
[13:09] (Flashback) Tsubasa
Wow, that's cool.
[13:11] (Flashback) Sekine
Let's ask her out to lunch.
[13:13] (Flashback) Tsubasa
Huh?
[13:13] (Flashback) Sekine
Doesn't she have a
"buys you lunch" kind of vibe?
[13:16] (Flashback) Sekine
Like the new menu:
meat-topped noodles, 390 yen.
[13:20] Narrator
Sekine stays true to herself.
[13:23] (Flashback) Sekine
Would you like to have lunch with us—
[13:25] (Flashback) Chiyo
No, thank you.
[13:32] Chiyo
I am here to take the headmaster's life.
[13:34] Chiyo
I don't have time to make friends.
[13:37] (Flashback) Sekine
That's too bad. I would have loved
to have lunch together with her.
SIGN Maskuma Figurine Strap
SIGN Kyoto Ayanama
Let's Go
Tea-Emon
[13:50] (Flashback) Sekine
Thank you for the food.
[13:52] (Flashback) Tsubasa
Oh, it comes with a little Maskuma.
[13:54] (Flashback) Sekine
Hmm.
[13:55] (Flashback) Sekine
Oh, I already have this one.
[13:59] (Flashback) Sekine
Would you like it?
[14:00] (Flashback) Tsubasa
Stop shoving things you
don't want onto other people.
SIGN Line For Maskuma Merchandise
Ends Here
[14:13] (Flashback) Chiyo
Good morning.
[14:15] (Flashback) Sekine & Tsubasa
Ch-Chiyo-san...?
[14:17] Sekine
I remember that.
[14:19] Tsubasa
Chiyo-san really got into Maskuma.
[14:22] Chiyo
I-It was so cute, I couldn't hold back.
[14:26] Chiyo
Thanks to that, I was able to...
[14:52] (Flashback) Chiyo
Maskuma!
[14:59] (Flashback) Chiyo
I don't want to kill!
[15:03] (Flashback) Chiyo
I want to collect limited-edition
Maskuma collectibles!
[15:07] Chiyo
If I hadn't found Maskuma,
[15:09] Chiyo
I wouldn't have been able to make
the decision to leave the clan.
[15:12] Sekine
Maskuma was the reason?!
[15:17] Tsubasa
We all still have ours, too.
[15:20] Chiyo
Yes.
[15:21] Sekine
Indeed.
[15:23] Rikka
Of course!
[15:25] Sekine
Colonel, you weren't there at the time.
[15:27] Tsubasa
I remember how Rikka lost hers at the
school camp, and we all tried to find it.
[15:32] Sekine
The Colonel fabricated that memory.
[15:35] Chiyo
I remember making those
dress-up dolls for Christmas.
[15:39] Sekine
And that one.
[15:41] Rikka
We all wore matching ones to the
Glory to the Supreme Leader Meeting.
[15:45] Chiyo
Oh, I remember that!
[15:47] Tsubasa
Yeah, we did.
[15:48] Chiyo
We ate Hot Pot for the Revolution.
[15:51] Tsubasa
Oh yeah, that Hot Pot for
the Revolution was great.
[15:53] Sekine
All of that is fake.
[15:56] Sekine
What's a Hot Pot for the Revolution, anyway?
[15:59] Sekine
Huh? Wait a minute...
[16:01] Sekine
When did the Colonel appear, anyway?
[16:04] Narrator
Sekine is aware that she
has been brainwashed,
[16:06] Narrator
but she can't be certain which memories
are fake and which are real.
[16:11] Sekine
Oh well, I'll be all right. Since...
[16:15] Sekine
my heart is always with the teachings
of the Supreme Leader!
[16:21] Narrator
The brainwashing is really strong.
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
[16:24] Sekine
The Little Lies We All Tell.
SIGN Drama Club
[16:27] Rikka
Hmm? What's this?
[16:30] Tsubasa
Oh, this party cracker?
It's a prop we used for club activities.
[16:36] Tsubasa
We have so many left over.
[16:41] Rikka
Ch-Chiyo-san! I'm sorry!
[16:47] Tsubasa
She's crying?!
[16:48] Chiyo
Oh, everyone... A surprise?!
[16:54] Chiyo
Just remembering my birthday
would have been enough!
[16:59] Chiyo
And yet you went and planned
a surprise party...
[17:05] Chiyo
I must be the happiest person in the world!
[17:09] Rikka & Tsubasa & Sekine
Happy birthday!
SIGN Birthday Surprise Successful!!
[17:11] Narrator
"Birthday Surprise Successful!"
They decided to just run with it.
[17:15] Sekine
No, but, what are we going to do?
Nobody's prepared anything—
[17:19] Rikka
A present from me to you!
[17:22] Sekine
Colonel? When did you get that ready?!
[17:25] Rikka
A super-special...
[17:30] Rikka
used eraser!
[17:33] Chiyo
Rikka-chan... How...
[17:39] Chiyo
How did you know what
I most wanted right now?!
[17:48] Sekine
B-Brainwashing?!
[17:49] Sekine
The Colonel messed with Chiyo-san's brain
[17:52] Sekine
to make a used eraser
the thing she wanted most!
[17:56] Chiyo
An eraser? A writing utensil.
[18:00] Chiyo
E-Eraser!
[18:02] Sekine
N-Not fair...
[18:04] Sekine
Or rather, if you're going to go that far,
[18:06] Sekine
why not just delete her desire
to have her birthday celebrated?
[18:10] Sekine
What's Tsubasa going to do?
[18:12] Sekine
Should we both grovel for forgiveness?
SIGN Conscience
[18:17] Tsubasa
Uh, oh. I...
[18:24] Tsubasa
I bought a present...
[18:27] Tsubasa
I just wanted to do the minimum
needed to come off as a girl,
[18:29] Tsubasa
I didn't expect to be required to provide
an element of surprise as well...
SIGN Conscience
[18:33] Tsubasa
Chiyo-san, I'm sorry.
[18:35] Tsubasa
I got you something really ordinary.
[18:38] Chiyo
Thank you very much. May I open it?
[18:41] Tsubasa
Of course.
[18:42] Chiyo
Wow, how cute!
SIGN Conscience
[18:45] Tsubasa
If there's anything else you want me to do
for you as a birthday present...
[18:49] Chiyo
Oh, no, this is quite enough.
[18:51] Tsubasa
No, please, do it for me.
[18:53] Chiyo
Well, if you insist...
[18:55] Chiyo
May I play with your hair again?
[19:00] Tsubasa
Huh?!
[19:02] Chiyo
That setup we did for your midsummer
outfit looked very nice on you.
[19:06] Tsubasa
If that's what it takes to make her happy...
[19:10] Chiyo
It's wonderful, Tsubasa-san.
SIGN Mirror
[19:15] Sekine
Oh, no. That's the "you're
up next, Sekine-san" look.
[19:20] Sekine
Y-Yikes...
[19:23] Sekine
We have no other choice.
[19:24] Sekine
Are we doing it?
[19:25] Sekine
Yes.
[19:27] Narrator
By "it," Sekine is referring to her ability
[19:29] Narrator
to unlock control over her psychic powers.
[19:32] Narrator
It is called "Mistress Time."
[19:35] Narrator
However, with great power comes great cost.
[19:40] Sekine
As long as I stay in Mistress Time, I... I...
[19:47] Sekine
I gain weight rapidly!
SIGN Psychokinesis
[19:54] Sekine
I'm going to use this bag-shaped drone
to write a message in the sky!
[20:03] Tsubasa
Whoa.
[20:04] Rikka
Great!
[20:05] Chiyo
Wow.
[20:06] Sekine
Happy birthday!
[20:09] Chiyo
What a beautiful message!
[20:14] Sekine
At least I was able to keep it at a minimum—
[20:16] Chiyo
Sekine-san.
[20:17] Chiyo
Tsubasa-san.
[20:18] Chiyo
Rikka-chan.
[20:20] Chiyo
Thank you all so very much.
[20:23] Chiyo
I've never had my birthday
celebrated in this way before.
[20:28] Chiyo
To be able to attend this school
and become friends with you
[20:32] Chiyo
is more than I ever could have wished for.
[20:35] Chiyo
I'm so happy.
[20:37] Sekine
That was a lot of work, but if it
made her that happy, I'm glad I—
[20:40] Chiyo
So, Sekine-san, if it's all right,
could you also write this in the sky?
[20:46] Sekine
Huh?
[20:47] Chiyo
That we'll remain friends forever,
no matter how many years pass.
[21:04] Sekine
Here we go!
[21:15] Rikka
Always...
[21:17] Tsubasa
Friends...
[21:33] Narrator
The great cost of Mistress Time.
SIGN Next Episode Preview
SIGN Day Duty:
Sekine
[23:09] Rikka
The Space Octopus vs Maskuma
showdown was awesome!
[23:12] Sekine
Did they fight...?
[23:14] Chiyo
Next episode has two parts, "The Maskuma
Typhoon Begins" and "Hold Your Skirts."
[23:19] Chiyo
Look forward to it!
SIGN #04 - Wish Upon a Star
[23:20] Sekine
Those are all lies!
[23:22] Tsubasa
No, there is one truth in there.
E4 - Wish Upon a Star
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[00:01] Narrator
Common occurrences in
Kashihara Girls' Academy, #1.
[00:04] Chiyo
Oh, look! There's a haze covering the UFO.
[00:08] Tsubasa
Yeah. Maybe it'll rain tomorrow.
[00:11] Narrator
Weather forecasting using the UFO.
[00:14] Sekine
Everyone else can see the UFO, too.
They just can't find it odd.
[00:19] Rikka
I know, let's all sing that song!
[00:23] Chiyo
What a wonderful suggestion!
[00:25] Chiyo
Oh, the UFO shines on the high tower.
[00:34] Chiyo & Tsubasa
The light shines, carrying our
hopes and dreams to space.
[00:38] Narrator
Common occurrences in
Kashihara Girls' Academy, #2.
[00:41] Narrator
When students gather together, they
spontaneously start singing the school song.
[00:43] Chiyo & Tsubasa
Admiration in our hearts, far beyond we go.
[00:45] Sekine
Wait, the school song got altered!
When did that happen?!
[00:47] Chiyo & Tsubasa
To the future.
[00:49] Narrator
Common occurrences in
Kashihara Girls' Academy, #3.
[00:53] Narrator
There is sometimes a space alien
atop the UFO, looking melancholy.
[00:58] Rikka
My revolutionary comrades must
be fighting out there right now.
[01:03] Rikka
Yet, I...
[01:05] Rikka
What am I doing here?
[01:08] Rikka
Please wait. I will return, I promise!
SIGN Class 2-B
Air Band
SIGN The
SIGN Lit
SIGN tle
SIGN Lies
SIGN We
SIGN All
SIGN Tell
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN Rikka
SIGN Colonel
SIGN Chiyo-san
SIGN Chiyo-san
SIGN Ninja
SIGN Sekine
SIGN Psychic
SIGN Tsubasa
SIGN Tsuyoshi
SIGN Boy
SIGN Note:
Is Sekine
SIGN Maskuma Mask
SIGN Class 2-B
Air Band
SIGN Poeh
SIGN #04: Wish Upon a Star
SIGN #04: Wish Upon a Star
SIGN #04: Wish Upon a Star
SIGN #04: Wish Upon a Star
SIGN #04: Wish Upon a Star
SIGN #04: Wish Upon a Star
SIGN #04: Wish Upon a Star
SIGN #04: Wish Upon a Star
SIGN #04: Wish Upon a Star
SIGN #04: Wish Upon a Star
SIGN #04: Wish Upon a Star
SIGN #04: Wish Upon a Star
[02:47] Chiyo
I baked cookies for everyone today.
[02:51] Chiyo
Please enjoy them, if you'd like.
[02:54] Rikka
Wow, looks delicious!
[02:56] Rikka & Sekine & Tsubasa
Thank you for the food!
[02:59] Tsubasa
Wow, that's good.
[03:02] Rikka
Yep, this is delicious!
I wanna marry Chiyo-san!
[03:06] Chiyo
Oh, I'm honored.
[03:09] Sekine
Chiyo-san'd be my first choice to marry, too.
[03:13] Chiyo
You also, Sekine-san? Thank you.
[03:15] Sekine
Tsubasa, if you had to marry
one of us, who would it be?
[03:18] Tsubasa
Huh?
[03:25] Tsubasa
What's the right answer here?
[03:28] Tsubasa
They're all friends to me. I've never even
thought of them like this before.
[03:32] Tsubasa
But not being able to casually answer
a question like this could seem suspicious.
[03:40] Tsubasa
Maybe I should just follow
the crowd and say Chiyo-san.
SIGN The Traditional Beauty
[03:44] Tsubasa
She's kind, very pretty,
good at cooking and sewing...
[03:48] Tsubasa
I could totally brag
about her to my friends.
SIGN She's so pretty!
[03:50] Inoue
Wow!
[03:52] Tsubasa
Aw yeah.
[03:54] Tsubasa
But having a house full of Maskuma
would be bad.
[03:57] Tsubasa
Also, I don't understand what sets her off!
[04:01] (Flashback) Chiyo
After you've thrown up,
that's when the real workout begins.
[04:04] Tsubasa
It still upsets my stomach
just thinking about it.
[04:08] Tsubasa
Sekine is the one that's easiest to be with.
[04:11] (Flashback) Sekine
Let's go to the chain
restaurant after school.
[04:13] (Flashback) Sekine
They have a limited-time offer!
40% cash back if you use the payment app!
[04:18] Tsubasa
She's down-to-earth, and I could
just be myself dating her.
[04:22] Tsubasa
But...
[04:23] Sekine
I always wear tracksuits.
[04:25] Sekine
They're comfortable,
I don't mind if they get dirty,
[04:28] Sekine
they double as pajamas, and you can
wear them both indoors and outdoors.
[04:30] Sekine
They're the best.
[04:33] Tsubasa
There's just no spark whatsoever.
[04:36] Sekine
I can't read her thoughts, but I can
more or less tell what she's thinking.
SIGN The Little Sister
[04:41] Tsubasa
Rikka is innocent and cute,
but if I introduced her to my friends...
SIGN The Little Sister
SIGN The Little Sister
SIGN The Little Sister
SIGN The Little Sister
[04:46] Inoue
Gross!
SIGN Gross
[04:47] Inoue
Tsuyoshi, are you dating a grade-schooler?
[04:51] Tsubasa
People might think I'm a pedophile.
[04:53] Tsubasa
Also, I don't want to attend
her strange gatherings...
SIGN UFO Gathering
SIGN Pamphlet
[04:56] Rikka
We meet at the UFO every Sunday.
[05:00] Rikka
I'll teach you about the glorious leader
that I respect so very much.
[05:08] Tsubasa
It's a supremely tough question.
And not in a good way.
[05:11] Sekine
How rude.
[05:13] Sekine
So what's your ideal partner like, then?
[05:15] Tsubasa
Huh? Hmm...
[05:18] Tsubasa
I'd like someone who's frank
and chill. Almost manly.
SIGN Manly personality
SIGN Manly personality
[05:22] Tsubasa
Someone with a punk-girl style,
who wears revealing clothes.
SIGN Piercings
(punk girl style)
SIGN Piercings
(punk girl style)
SIGN Short skirt
(revealing clothes)
SIGN Short skirt
(revealing clothes)
[05:26] Tsubasa
Short hair would be a plus, too.
SIGN Short hair
SIGN Short hair
[05:28] Tsubasa
But where would I find anyone like that?
[05:31] Narrator
Right here.
[05:35] Sekine
She just loves herself!
[05:40] Students
Did you see that yesterday?
[05:41] Students
Yeah!
[05:44] Sekine
Good morning.
[05:46] Tsubasa
Morning, Sekine.
[05:48] Tsubasa
Oh, right. Yesterday, I found an idol
who looks just like Chiyo-san.
[05:53] Tsubasa
Check this out.
[05:54] Sekine
Wow. She does look similar.
[05:57] Tsubasa
I know, right?
[05:57] Sekine
But where did you find that photo?
[06:00] Tsubasa
I-It's from a magazine.
[06:02] Tsubasa
My brother Tsuyoshi bought it.
[06:05] Sekine
Ah, I see.
[06:07] Rikka
Hey,
[06:08] Rikka
for what purpose do photos
like these exist?
[06:12] Tsubasa
What purpose... For men to look at, I guess?
[06:17] Rikka
Why do men look at photos like that?
[06:20] Tsubasa
Um... To get excited?
[06:23] Rikka
Why do they want to get excited?
[06:25] Tsubasa
That's, uh... To make offspring?
[06:29] Rikka
Looking at photos generates offspring?
Is that how the system works?
[06:33] Tsubasa
No, just looking isn't enough.
[06:36] Rikka
So what motivates them to look?
[06:38] Rikka
Is it really necessary for them to spend
their precious time in such a way?
[06:42] Rikka
They only live once.
Doesn't it make them sad?
[06:47] Narrator
Her purity fuels her scathing remarks.
SIGN Sca
SIGN thing
[06:50] Chiyo
Good day, everyone.
[06:52] Tsubasa
Chiyo-san! Nice timing!
[06:55] Tsubasa
Good morning, Chiyo-san.
[06:57] Tsubasa
Look, I found an idol
who looks just like you!
[07:02] Chiyo
Is she really that similar?
[07:04] Tsubasa
Totally. Her face looks just like yours.
[07:06] Chiyo
Do you think so?
[07:08] Tsubasa
See, like in this one. And this one, too.
[07:14] Tsubasa
Wow, this swimsuit's like a bandage.
[07:17] Chiyo
Y-Yes, you're right...
She does... look like me...
[07:24] Tsubasa
Wh-Why cry?!
[07:27] Sekine
Oh, no. You can't show those
kinds of things to Chiyo-san.
[07:31] Tsubasa
B-But, this model's really pretty, and...
[07:37] Sekine
That's not the issue.
[07:39] Sekine
The problem is that you
showed something provocative
[07:42] Sekine
to someone with no resistance
to that type of thing.
[07:45] Tsubasa
She's suddenly acting like the
straight-laced class-rep type!
[07:48] Tsubasa
B-But, this isn't that provocative...
[07:52] Sekine
Even "mild spice" is too spicy
for some people.
[07:55] Sekine
To some people, curry for children
is like super-hellish spicy ramen.
[08:01] Tsubasa
But this is like salt-broth veggie ramen!
[08:05] Sekine
What? These bandages?!
[08:08] Chiyo
No, I'm fine. I, I...
[08:12] Chiyo
I'll go nude!
SIGN Bring it!
[08:13] Tsubasa
Why?!
[08:15] Rikka
Let's go calm down a little.
[08:18] Tsubasa
Why...?
[08:19] Tsubasa
Was... Was it that bad, what I did?
[08:25] Sekine
She's a good kid at heart,
[08:27] Sekine
but she does this kind of thing
every once in a while.
[08:30] Sekine
Her sensibilities are a bit off,
or something.
[08:33] Sekine
I can't hear her thoughts at all,
so I don't know what she's thinking.
[08:38] Narrator
Sekine's psychic power is so lame
[08:42] Narrator
that she hasn't even realized
that it only works on the same gender.
[08:47] Tsubasa
Got it. I...
[08:50] Tsubasa
I'll quit school.
[08:53] Rikka
Chiyo-san, are you feeling better?
[08:55] Chiyo
Yes. I'm sorry.
[08:58] Chiyo
I think I'll quit school now...
[09:02] Narrator
They're in sync.
[09:04] Sekine
No, no, no. There's no need for that.
[09:08] Tsubasa
I can't do this anymore.
Sekine, thanks for everything.
[09:13] Tsubasa
Don't worry if I forget who you are
or start talking funny starting tomorrow.
[09:16] Tsubasa (Sister)
Wassup.
[09:20] Sekine
Are you quitting or not?!
[09:23] Rikka
Um, is quitting really necessary?
[09:27] Chiyo
I just don't want to cause any more trouble.
[09:32] Chiyo
I-I simply can't get over my aversion
toward lewd things, and men in general.
[09:38] Rikka
It's all right. You can't help it.
[09:40] Rikka
Don't worry!
[09:42] Rikka
I'll protect you.
[09:44] Rikka
I'll make sure nothing you dislike
will so much as touch you, ever again!
[09:48] Chiyo
Rikka-chan...
[09:51] Sekine
Oh, there you are!
[09:53] Rikka
Sekine-chan, what is it?
[09:56] Sekine
Well, Tsubasa started saying
she was gonna quit school.
[09:59] Rikka
What?
[10:01] Sekine
Don't worry, both of you.
Let's apologize and get over it.
[10:05] Tsubasa
Chiyo-san, I'm sorry.
[10:07] Chiyo
No, it's me who should apologize!
There's no need for you to quit school.
[10:12] Chiyo
I hope we can continue to be friends.
[10:15] Tsubasa
Thank you.
[10:16] Tsubasa
Hmm?
[10:20] Tsubasa
S-Sorry. I gotta go to the restroom.
[10:23] Sekine
I'm glad you were able to calm down.
[10:27] Chiyo
Yes, Rikka-chan stayed by my side,
consoling me the whole time.
[10:32] Sekine
Good job, Colonel!
SIGN Proud of Herself
[10:34] Rikka
I intend to keep my promise!
[10:36] Rikka
I placed a device on Chiyo-san
[10:38] Rikka
that transforms any man who comes
in contact with her skin into a woman!
[10:42] Sekine
Y-You can do that?!
[10:44] Mr. Brian
Good morning, everybody!
[10:47] Rikka
Good morning!
[10:50] Chiyo
Oh, Mr. Brian, there's some
lint on your clothes...
[10:54] Sekine
No!
[10:55] Sekine
Don't touch, Brian!
[10:57] Mr. Brian
What?!
[11:03] Tsubasa
It's gone.
[11:05] Tsubasa
The one thing that should
always be there... is gone.
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN Tsuyoshi
SIGN 1
SIGN —
SIGN 2
SIGN (His thing)
[11:09] Tsubasa (Sister) & Tsuyoshi
Tsuyoshi 1/2.
[11:13] Students
Let's stop by that one place.
[11:14] Students
Sure, let's do that.
[11:17] Tsubasa
I lost something precious.
[11:20] Chiyo
What's wrong with Tsubasa-san?
[11:23] Rikka
She's been like that since this morning.
[11:25] Sekine
Hmm?
[11:27] Narrator
Now that Tsubasa is female,
something unexpected has happened.
[11:31] Sekine
What does she mean by
"something precious"?
[11:33] Narrator
Sekine can now read Tsubasa's thoughts!
[11:38] Sekine
I could help her find it
If she would tell me what it is...
[11:42] Sekine
But I don't want to pry.
[11:44] Rikka
Tsubasa-chan!
[11:46] Rikka
Did you finish your social studies homework?
[11:48] Rikka
The one about finding out how your
parents came up with your name?
[11:53] Tsubasa
Name... My grandpa gave me my name.
[11:56] Tsubasa
He wanted me to grow up firm and solid!
[12:00] Tsubasa
I'm sorry, Grandpa!
[12:02] Sekine
Wh-What's so tear-jerking about that?
[12:06] Sekine
And why the Colonel, too?!
[12:07] Rikka
What a wonderful grandfather!
[12:09] Rikka
I didn't know "Tsubasa" had such a meaning!
[12:12] Tsubasa
Oh, sorry. That was about my
brother's name, "Tsuyoshi."
[12:17] Tsubasa
"Tsubasa" was so that I would
grow up free and easy.
[12:19] Tsubasa (Sister)
Hey, Tsuyoshi, don't I look good
in a boy's uniform?
[12:23] Tsubasa (Sister)
What if I get a cute girlfriend?
[12:26] Tsubasa
And it worked, damn it! It worked too well!
[12:30] Rikka
That's good to hear.
[12:32] Sekine
Tsubasa's acting a bit weird.
[12:35] Sekine
She's depressed because she
lost something important.
[12:38] Sekine
She cries when talking
about her grandfather...
[12:41] Sekine
I know!
[12:43] Sekine
She must have lost some kind of
keepsake of her grandfather!
[12:46] Sekine
That must be rough. Yikes!
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Not even close
SIGN Um...
SIGN I'm alive...
SIGN I'm the grandfather...
SIGN Name's Genzo...
[12:49] Narrator
By the way, the grandfather
in question is very much alive.
[12:52] Chiyo
Tsubasa-san, if it's all right with you,
[12:55] Chiyo
would you like to go somewhere
on our next day off?
[12:58] Sekine
I know, let's all go to the pool!
[13:01] Rikka
The pool? Nice!
[13:03] Sekine
Raku Raku Land is doing a
women-only night pool event.
[13:08] Tsubasa
Women-only? I'm not sure...
[13:11] Sekine
Hmm? What, you'd rather go
somewhere you can meet boys?
[13:15] Tsubasa
No, that's not it.
There's a slight problem...
[13:20] Tsubasa
Oh, there is no problem.
[13:21] Narrator
His problem went missing.
SIGN Raku Raku Land
[13:27] Tsubasa
Oh, paper strips.
[13:29] Sekine
Right, today is Tanabata.
[13:32] Chiyo
Let's all write down our wishes
and hang them up.
[13:35] Sekine
What's your wish, Chiyo-san?
[13:40] Chiyo
Oh, that's a secret.
[13:43] Tsubasa
I really hope this wish comes true!
[13:47] Chiyo
Where's Tsubasa-san?
[13:49] Sekine
She went off to change
in the back somewhere.
[13:52] Sekine
I don't know why she would be
so shy all of a sudden.
[13:55] Rikka
Yeah, changing is so quick.
[13:59] Narrator
Colonel Rikka's instant
transformation is a success.
[14:04] Chiyo
Oh, that's very cute, Rikka-chan!
[14:09] Rikka
Chiyo-san, you're wearing a lot of layers.
[14:14] Chiyo
I don't want to be immodest.
[14:16] Rikka
Is that her maidenly mindset?
[14:18] Chiyo
I need to wear at least this much clothing.
[14:21] Chiyo
Otherwise, I can't conceal my sword scars,
[14:24] Chiyo
and I need my gear in case
an assassin appears.
[14:27] Narrator
The ninja mindset.
[14:32] Chiyo
Wow, how fun!
[14:35] Tsubasa
Is this all right?
Am I not sticking out weirdly?
[14:39] Rikka
Let's go!
SIGN Nekise
[14:42] Sekine
Hey, don't forget to stretch first!
SIGN Waterproofed
[14:47] Rikka
Go, go! Charge!
[14:53] Chiyo
Would you like to share this with me?
[14:56] Sekine
Are you sure?
[14:57] Chiyo
Yes!
[15:06] Tsubasa
So many pretty ladies. This is actually fun.
[15:11] Woman
Hey, you there. Sorry to bother you.
[15:14] Woman
My necklace got caught up in the hook.
Can you help me get it off?
[15:18] Tsubasa
Y-Yes!
[15:22] Woman
Thanks for the help!
[15:29] Chiyo
I hope this makes Tsubasa-san feel better.
[15:33] Tsubasa
Girls!
[15:36] Tsubasa
The night pool is, like, so much fun!
[15:39] Tsubasa
I'm totes excited!
[15:42] Sekine
Was she always like this...?
[15:46] Tsubasa
Ohmigosh, what're you talking about?
[15:47] Tsubasa
Of course I've always been like this!
[15:52] Sekine
I guess if she's cheered up,
that's all good...?
[15:56] Tsubasa
Oh, I just remembered!
We gotta, like, hang those paper strips!
[15:59] Chiyo
Yes, let's do that!
[16:04] Tsubasa
"I wish I could go back to how I was"?
[16:07] Tsubasa
What a dummy I was to think that!
[16:12] Chiyo
I wish my sword scars
could become less visible.
[16:16] Sekine
I want to lose three kilograms.
Or just two kilograms, if that's too much.
[16:20] Rikka
They're all praying so intensely.
[16:22] Rikka
To make their wishes come true... How...
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Materialist
[16:26] Rikka
How foolish these Earthlings are.
[16:29] Rikka
Goals are attained through
relentless effort, are they not?
[16:34] Rikka
I've tried my best to accustom
myself to Earth culture,
[16:37] Rikka
but this is not acceptable.
[16:40] Tsubasa
Rikka, aren't you hanging up
your paper strip?
[16:43] Rikka
Oh? Um, hmm...
SIGN Establish a unified
government of the universe
under the revolution
[16:46] Rikka
I don't think wishing for it would
make it come true, so I'll pass.
[16:50] Tsubasa
Oh, in that case, I'll, like,
write your wish on my paper, too.
[16:55] Rikka
Huh?
[16:56] Tsubasa
I don't want my original wish anymore.
[16:59] Tsubasa
'Sides, if we both write the same wish,
[17:01] Tsubasa
maybe it'll increase the
chance of it coming true.
[17:03] Rikka
Thanks, Tsubasa-chan.
I appreciate the thought.
[17:10] Chiyo
Oh look, shooting stars!
[17:15] Sekine
Gotta make a wish!
[17:18] Rikka
My wish probably won't come true, but...
SIGN I wish I could go back
to how I was. -Tsubasa
SIGN I want to lose 3 kilos
2 kilos. -Sekine
SIGN I wish my legs
were pretty. -Chiyo
[17:22] Rikka
I just hope my friends' wishes do.
[17:27] Tsubasa
Oh? What's this?
SIGN Just a small gift...
SIGN Juice
[17:34] Chiyo
Tsubasa-san, what's wrong?
[17:37] Tsubasa
I feel very cold, all of a sudden.
[17:40] Chiyo
Oh, no!
[17:44] Chiyo
I have no choice.
[17:46] Chiyo
Please use this!
[17:48] Tsubasa
Th-Thanks.
[17:51] Rikka
Wow, Chiyo-san, your legs are so pretty!
[17:55] Chiyo
What?!
[17:56] Chiyo
M-My sword scars are gone!
[17:59] Sekine
Did the Colonel make our wishes come true?
[18:03] Sekine
I do feel like I lost a bit of weight.
[18:06] Sekine
I should have wished for something bigger...
[18:09] Narrator
By the way, about the device that the
Colonel put on the back of Chiyo's neck...
[18:13] Sekine
I secretly removed it.
The Colonel doesn't know!
[18:18] Maskuma
Kuma.
[18:23] Maskuma
Kuma.
[18:25] Maskuma
Kuma!
[18:28] Staff
To celebrate the release of Maskuma's movie,
[18:31] Staff
we're giving out
limited-edition phone charms
[18:33] Staff
to anyone who can show us
an item with polka dots!
SIGN Chiyo-san
SIGN Please
SIGN Take us home
with you
[18:36] Chiyo
A limited-edition phone
charm?! I really want it!
[18:40] Tsubasa
That's too bad. I don't have
anything with polka dots.
[18:44] Sekine
Me, neither.
[18:45] Rikka
Same here.
[18:50] Chiyo
I... I know!
[18:51] Staff
Anyone? They're cute!
[18:54] Chiyo
Would this...
[18:57] Sekine & Tsubasa & Rikka
Chiyo-san?!
[18:58] Tsubasa
No! Don't do that!
[19:01] Chiyo
But it's the only way!
[19:04] Tsubasa
I'll go and buy something
with polka dots right now!
SIGN Maskuma Mask
the MOVIE
[19:07] Staff
This event will be ending soon!
[19:10] Tsubasa
What? What should we do?!
[19:12] Rikka
Worry not!
[19:14] Chiyo
Rikka-chan?
[19:17] Rikka
I'd like a phone charm, please!
[19:19] Staff
Sure, just show me something with polka dots!
[19:28] Rikka
I got us a charm!
SIGN Thank you...
Thank you...
SIGN She gave it to her
SIGN Don't mention it.
[19:32] Chiyo
Thank you, Rikka-chan!
[19:34] Rikka
I'm happy for you.
[19:36] Sekine
Oh, the inside of her mouth...
[19:38] Narrator
Every mucous membrane
in her body is now polka-dotted.
[19:50] Chiyo
Oh, no! The charm!
[19:52] Tsubasa
What, you dropped it?
[19:53] Rikka
You couldn't help it, Chiyo-san.
[19:58] Chiyo
Everyone, I'm going to go powder my nose.
[20:04] Hanzo
What? How?!
[20:06] Chiyo
I just lost the last shred of patience
I had with you, Hanzo!
[20:13] Sekine
What can we do to get
that charm for Chiyo-san?
[20:17] Tsubasa
Wow, it's going for such a high price
in the online auctions.
[20:20] Tsubasa
We can't get it there, either.
[20:22] Rikka
Oh, look! I found one here.
[20:29] Narrator
An obvious fake.
SIGN Wears Boxers
[20:32] Tsubasa
I do have polka dots
on my underwear today...
[20:36] Tsubasa
But if they find out I'm a guy,
that might cause trouble...
[20:40] Tsubasa
But...
[20:44] Chiyo
I feel empty.
[20:47] Sekine
Oh, Chiyo-san.
[20:49] Chiyo
Did you wait for me?
[20:52] Rikka
Of course!
[20:54] Tsubasa
Look. We got you the phone charm.
[20:58] Chiyo
Wow!
[21:00] Tsubasa
I forgot about the polka-dot
handkerchief that I had.
[21:04] Tsubasa
I just had to show them that, and I got it.
[21:07] Sekine
All's well that ends well, huh, Chiyo-san?
[21:10] Chiyo
Yes!
[21:12] Rikka
Let's go home now.
[21:14] Sekine
Yes, let's.
[21:22] Tsubasa
Achoo!
SIGN Translation: I'm getting a faint reading
of a spacecraft. It seems friendly.
SIGN Translation: I'm getting a faint reading
of a spacecraft. It seems friendly.
SIGN Translation: Understood.
Commencing search pattern.
SIGN Translation: Understood.
Commencing search pattern.
SIGN Next Episode Preview
SIGN Day Duty:
Sekine
[23:09] Sekine
It's summer. I need to go on a diet.
[23:11] Chiyo
Shaved ice, watermelons, cold noodles...
So many delicious things.
SIGN Maybe I shouldn't
wear a swimsuit...
[23:16] Sekine
You're right. I should enjoy
them all before I start.
[23:18] Rikka
That's a great idea!
SIGN #05: Beach
[23:20] Tsubasa
And thus, Sekine never begins her diet.
E5 - Beach
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[00:01] Narrator
Chiyo rises early.
[00:06] Narrator
She sleeps on her side,
left side down, to protect her heart.
[00:13] Narrator
A habit she developed in her ninja clan.
[00:25] Chiyo
Another peaceful morning.
[00:30] Narrator
Chiyo begins her morning routine
by brushing her teeth
[00:33] Narrator
and sharpening her shuriken.
[00:46] Chiyo
My usual hairstyle is complete!
[00:49] Chiyo
All good!
[00:52] Chiyo
I'll be on my way.
[00:55] Narrator
The usual, peaceful days continue.
[00:59] Narrator
Or so Chiyo believed, earnestly.
SIGN Final Exams
SIGN Class 2-B
Air Band
SIGN The
SIGN Lit
SIGN tle
SIGN Lies
SIGN We
SIGN All
SIGN Tell
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN Rikka
SIGN Colonel
SIGN Chiyo-san
SIGN Chiyo-san
SIGN Ninja
SIGN Sekine
SIGN Psychic
SIGN Tsubasa
SIGN Tsuyoshi
SIGN Boy
SIGN Note:
Is Sekine
SIGN Maskuma Mask
SIGN Class 2-B
Air Band
SIGN Poeh
SIGN Final Exams
SIGN #05: Beach
SIGN #05: Beach
SIGN #05: Beach
SIGN #05: Beach
SIGN #05: Beach
SIGN #05: Beach
SIGN #05: Beach
SIGN #05: Beach
SIGN #05: Beach
SIGN #05: Beach
SIGN #05: Beach
SIGN #05: Beach
[02:48] Chiyo
I'll do my best.
[02:52] Sekine
The Colonel seems to be on a roll.
[03:02] Sekine
If you're going to cheat,
at least make it less obvious...
[03:05] Sekine
Never mind that. I have to concentrate.
[03:11] Sekine
Of course I don't use my powers for tests!
[03:14] Narrator
Who is she making excuses to?
SIGN A Few Days Later
[03:19] Sekine
How did you go on the test?
[03:21] Tsubasa
It was pretty easy.
[03:23] Rikka
Okay, I guess.
SIGN Class Rep
[03:26] Sekine
I got a 100 in English.
SIGN Model Student
[03:27] Tsubasa
I got a 98.
SIGN Elite Military Officer
[03:29] Rikka
I got a 51.
SIGN Points
[03:32] Sekine
How did you cheat so much
and yet score so low?
[03:36] Chiyo
As for me...
[03:41] Student 1
Hey, guys. Our draft of the
class poem is done. Take a look.
[03:44] Sekine
Oh, sure.
[03:46] Student 1
Let me know what you think later.
[03:48] Sekine
Sure.
[03:52] Tsubasa
"Class Celebrity," huh.
SIGN Class Poem: "Class Celebrity" (WIP)
SIGN "Chiyo-san"
Chiyo-san is pretty,
so pretty.
She's very pretty,
like super pretty,
like an unstoppable
force of prettiness,
and a total celeb
[03:54] Tsubasa
Everyone picked Chiyo-san.
[03:56] Sekine
Well, she is pretty. It's only natural.
[04:00] Rikka
I'm so proud!
[04:04] Chiyo
I'm going to make a quick visit
to the school store.
[04:08] Chiyo
Unbelievable... I...
[04:11] Chiyo
I'm considered pretty!
[04:14] Narrator
She couldn't be happier.
SIGN Three days like this
[04:18] Chiyo
Was it because, during my harsh training...
[04:21] Chiyo
I applied nightingale feces to my face?
[04:26] Chiyo
Or is it thanks to the mud baths?
SIGN Totally holding her breath
[04:31] Chiyo
Or perhaps it's the rich protein in my diet?
[04:34] Narrator
All organic & natural.
[04:40] Chiyo
I feel so self-conscious!
[04:42] Tsubasa
Chiyo-san...
[04:44] Tsubasa
needs to tone it down a notch.
[04:47] Sekine
I thought the same thing.
[04:50] Tsubasa
She needs to know when
a compliment is just flattery.
[04:52] Sekine
We won't be able to keep having
lunch with her if this goes on.
[04:55] Tsubasa
In fact,
[04:57] Tsubasa
she won't be accepted anywhere at all.
[04:59] Rikka
That's too harsh.
SIGN The Next Day
[05:08] Chiyo
Good morning.
[05:10] Rikka
Good...?!
[05:12] Rikka
Chiyo-san, is that a new hairstyle?
[05:16] Chiyo
I wanted to change it up a little.
[05:18] Rikka
The old style looked so
good on you, though.
[05:20] Sekine
Ah.
[05:22] Sekine
That might be better, actually.
[05:25] Tsubasa
In fact, why don't you go shorter?
[05:40] Chiyo
I'm finally free from my clan!
[05:44] Chiyo
I'll gradually grow my hair out,
dress pretty, and...
[05:51] Sekine
We won't be able to keep having
lunch with her if this goes on.
[05:56] Tsubasa
In fact, she won't be
accepted anywhere at all.
[06:04] Rikka
Just wait a minute!
[06:08] Rikka
Why are you cutting your hair?!
[06:09] Chiyo
Rikka-chan...
[06:12] Chiyo
I thought I needed
to take it down a notch...
[06:17] Chiyo
Wait, Rikka-chan?!
[06:19] Rikka
You two are the worst!
[06:23] Rikka
Just because...
[06:24] Rikka
Because Chiyo-san...
[06:31] Rikka
Just because Chiyo-san
scored horribly in her tests!
[06:37] Rikka
You have no honor!
[06:41] Sekine
You're right.
[06:42] Tsubasa
I'm sorry.
[06:43] Chiyo
What's going on...?
[06:45] Narrator
This is what's going on.
[06:48] (Flashback) Chiyo
I'm going to make a quick visit
to the school store.
[06:55] (Flashback) Rikka
What's wrong?
[06:56] (Flashback) Tsubasa
The class poem can wait.
[06:59] (Flashback) Sekine
It's Chiyo-san's test scores.
[07:07] Chiyo
Thump, thump!
[07:23] (Flashback) Brian
Genius!
[07:28] (Flashback) Chiyo
I finally got a score!
[07:31] (Flashback) Rikka
It's a first!
[07:33] (Flashback) Tsubasa
She needs to know when
a compliment is just flattery.
[07:35] (Flashback) Sekine
We won't be able to keep having
lunch with her if this goes on.
[07:39] (Flashback) Tsubasa
In fact,
[07:40] (Flashback) Tsubasa
she won't be accepted anywhere at all.
[07:43] (Flashback) Rikka
That's taking it too far.
SIGN High School
SIGN Middle School
SIGN Around 10% drop out
[07:46] Sekine
It's actually not easy going from our
middle school directly to our high school.
[07:50] Tsubasa
At this rate, she's never going
to high school with us.
[07:57] Chiyo
You were talking about the test...
[08:00] Chiyo
But you did also say I should cut my hair.
[08:04] Tsubasa
Th-That was...
[08:07] Sekine
I mean, should you be
spending your time on that?!
[08:11] Chiyo
First I wash my hair,
then I apply conditioner,
[08:14] Chiyo
and then I use a straightening iron,
[08:16] Chiyo
followed by a curling iron
to apply a gentle wave.
[08:19] Chiyo
And finished!
[08:22] Sekine
I remember Chiyo-san telling me
the whole process takes about an hour.
[08:27] Sekine
Use that time to learn
an English word or two!
SIGN Simply prefers
shorter hair
[08:33] Tsubasa
I'm really sorry we talked
about you behind your back.
[08:37] Sekine
But we really want to go to
the same high school as you!
[08:41] Rikka
Yep!
[08:46] Chiyo
I'm so glad!
[08:48] Sekine
There's nothing to be glad about!
[08:50] Tsubasa
Is she really okay?!
[08:51] Sekine
We won't sugar coat it anymore.
You're going to be screwed!
[08:54] Tsubasa
You're really in deep trouble!
[08:56] Chiyo
Please don't worry.
[08:59] Chiyo
Mr. Brian said I can enter Tokyo University!
[09:04] (Flashback) Mr. Brian
You worked very hard, Miss Chiyo.
You are a future Tokyo U student!
[09:09] Sekine & Tsubasa
Again, understand when something is flattery!
SIGN That's an "A"!
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
[09:13] Chiyo
The Little Lies We All Tell!
[09:16] Tsubasa
How's it going? Are you learning?
[09:18] Chiyo
I'm doing my best.
SIGN Mathematics 2
[09:20] Chiyo
For starters, I memorized a textbook!
[09:24] Tsubasa
A study habit popular among idiots!
[09:26] Tsubasa
Don't memorize! Understand!
[09:28] Sekine
Calm down, Tsubasa!
[09:30] Sekine
That might be good enough
to get through the upcoming exams.
[09:33] Chiyo
Now, hear my words of wisdom.
[09:36] Chiyo
When editing this textbook,
I paid the most attention to one thing...
[09:42] Chiyo
Making sure that you, new eighth graders,
could learn math with excitement.
[09:45] Sekine & Tsubasa
The foreword section...
[09:46] Rikka
Good job! Good job!
[09:49] Rikka
Good job! Good job!
[09:49] Chiyo
I wrote the problems
with utmost care to make sure...
[09:53] Narrator
Chiyo is waiting for her next compliment.
SIGN Ethics P.E. Home Ec Art Music English Soc.Stud Science Math Japanese
SIGN Ethics P.E. Home Ec Art Music English Soc.Stud Science Math Japanese
SIGN Ethics P.E. Home Ec Art Music English Soc.Stud Science Math Japanese
SIGN Ethics P.E. Home Ec Art Music English Soc.Stud Science Math Japanese
SIGN I did okay
SIGN Nice
SIGN I tried
my best
SIGN Yes!
SIGN Revolutionary
Education
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
[10:06] Sekine
Summer break's coming up.
[10:08] Rikka
I'm so happy.
[10:09] Chiyo
Shall we go out somewhere?
[10:12] Rikka
Let's do that!
[10:14] Tsubasa
Where to?
[10:15] Rikka
How about the beach?
[10:18] Chiyo
The beach! How wonderful.
[10:20] Sekine
Should we bring swimsuits?
[10:22] Rikka
Let's do that!
[10:23] Tsubasa
Swimsuits?
[10:25] Tsubasa
Yikes. I'd need to cover some stuff up.
[10:27] Tsubasa
Honestly, I don't want to bother.
[10:30] Tsubasa
Hey, I think the mountains or
a river might be a better idea...
[10:34] Chiyo
Splashing water on each other
at the beach would be so fun!
[10:38] Sekine
Let's eat something delicious
at a beachside restaurant.
[10:40] Rikka
We can dig for clams, and fish!
[10:43] Tsubasa
I guess the beach idea is a done deal.
[10:46] Tsubasa
I'm sure it'll be all right.
[10:51] Rikka
Summer!
[10:52] Chiyo
Beach!
[10:53] Sekine
Groveling for forgiveness!
[10:56] Narrator
Let us go back a few minutes in time.
[11:07] Sekine
How about here?
[11:09] Chiyo
Sure.
[11:10] Tsubasa
I'll get us some drinks.
[11:17] Sekine
Hey, hey...
[11:19] Rikka
Let's swim!
[11:21] Chiyo
Sure!
[11:23] Sekine
She's so quick to change!
[11:24] Chiyo
Come on, Sekine-san.
[11:27] Sekine
Um, yes...
SIGN Not going to risk
wearing a swimsuit
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
[11:28] Tsubasa
The Little Lies We All Tell.
[11:32] Sekine
Um, I tried on the swimsuit
that you made for me...
[11:37] Chiyo
It looks wonderful on you!
[11:39] Rikka
Let's swim already!
[11:41] Sekine
Hey, Rikka, wait up!
[11:45] Sekine
You have to put on sunscreen first.
[11:49] Rikka
I'll help you put on sunscreen, too.
[11:52] Sekine
Please.
SIGN What a primitive item.
[11:54] Rikka
I suppose it would be helpful
to let her get space-ready, too.
[11:58] Sekine
What? Colonel, what are you doing?
[12:24] Man 1
Hey there.
[12:27] Man 1
Pretty girl.
[12:28] Man 2
Wanna hang out?
[12:32] Man 2
Come on, let's have a chat.
SIGN Tsuu Hai
SIGN Ken
[12:52] Narrator
And that led to this.
[12:55] Man 1
That was clearly assault!
[12:57] Man 2
If saying "sorry" solved everything,
we wouldn't need the police!
[13:01] Sekine
They have a point!
[13:04] Sekine
C-Could you please not call the authorities?
[13:08] Sekine
Perhaps a settlement can be reached.
[13:10] Rikka
What's a settlement?
[13:12] Sekine
We're going to pay them off.
It's better than involving the police!
[13:16] Sekine
It's my precious money, but for Chiyo-san...
[13:21] Sekine
Here's all the money I have.
[13:23] Man 1
230 yen...
[13:26] Man 2
That's, like, a bus ride.
[13:28] Chiyo
Sekine-san, please put that away. It's fine.
[13:35] Chiyo
I'll just slit my own throat,
right here and now!
[13:39] Narrator
Self-capital punishment.
[13:40] Man 1
Don't do that!
[13:42] Man 2
Please calm down!
[13:43] Chiyo
But...
[13:44] Tsubasa
Hold it right there!
[13:47] Tsubasa
What do you want with my friends?
[13:49] Man 1
Who are you?
[13:51] Man 2
We're the victims here!
[13:53] Tsubasa
Victims?
[13:55] Chiyo
Oh, um, I accidentally
gave them a little tap...
[13:58] Man 1
It wasn't a "tap"! It was a "kaboom"!
[14:02] Man 2
We have proof.
[14:04] Man 2
This is where the "kaboom" took place.
[14:07] Narrator
Kaboom.
[14:11] Tsubasa
What kind of gorilla muscle would it take
to do that? That's totally unrealistic.
[14:15] Chiyo
G-Gorilla muscle...
[14:17] Tsubasa
I don't mind taking this up
with the authorities.
[14:21] Sekine
That's a no-go.
[14:22] Sekine
Tsubasa! We're going to get
out of this with fake tears!
[14:26] Tsubasa
Huh?
SIGN Boo
SIGN Hoo
[14:29] Sekine
I'm so sorry. I was so scared.
SIGN Running with it
[14:35] Rikka
You two are scary!
[14:43] Narrator
Hers are the real deal.
[14:44] Man 1
D-Don't cry.
SIGN Did we do something wrong?
SIGN All beat up
[14:46] Man 2
You're making us look like the bad guys.
[14:50] Tsubasa
What? Me, too?!
SIGN Shame
[14:56] Tsubasa
We're so sowwy.
[15:00] Narrator
Tsubasa is swallowing so many
different flavors of pride here.
[15:06] Chiyo
I'm sorry I made you do this for me!
[15:11] Sekine
I'm just glad everything turned out okay.
[15:14] Rikka
So that really was all the money she had.
[15:18] Rikka
Right!
SIGN Shaved Ice
[15:20] Rikka
Let's get something nice to eat
and forget what happened!
[15:24] Sekine
Oh...
[15:26] Tsubasa
Rikka, when did you...
[15:38] Sekine
That was delicious.
[15:41] Tsubasa
Hmm? How did you pay for this, anyway?
[15:44] Rikka
Don't worry about the money!
[15:47] Rikka
There's plenty more where that came from!
[15:50] Tsubasa
Where did you get that money?!
[15:52] Rikka
I found it!
[15:53] Sekine
You just found all that cash?
[15:56] Tsubasa
Was there some crime involved...?
[16:01] Rikka
Was my excuse unnatural?
[16:03] Sekine
Colonel, is that counterf—
[16:06] Rikka
This is a, um, you know...
[16:13] Rikka
A result of hyperinflation!
Money is worthless now!
[16:17] Narrator
Swimming in cash.
[16:20] Sekine
Tsubasa! I think what
Rikka means is that, um,
[16:25] Sekine
not that she literally found it, but, like,
[16:28] Sekine
she was given a huge allowance unexpectedly!
[16:32] Tsubasa
I see.
[16:34] Rikka
You do see.
[16:37] Sekine
Hmm... We shouldn't spend
any more of these counter—
[16:39] Sekine
of these bills.
[16:41] Sekine
I'd better get rid of them later.
[16:43] Narrator
She upholds the law.
SIGN Yen Yen
[16:46] Sekine
I wonder how many more fried
noodles I can get with this?!
[16:48] Narrator
She used to uphold the law.
[16:51] Chiyo
I caused an incident and made
Rikka spend her allowance.
[16:56] Chiyo
I feel terrible.
[16:58] Chiyo
I'm going to go freshen up.
[17:04] Rikka
Chiyo-san?
[17:06] Tsubasa
I'll go check on her.
[17:13] Young Woman
Hey there.
[17:15] Young Woman
I saw you chase away those playboys earlier.
[17:19] Tsubasa
Oh, um...
[17:21] Young Woman
It was annoying when they hit on me, too,
so I was glad to see it!
[17:26] Young Woman
The girl with long black hair
was awesome, too!
[17:28] Young Woman
I didn't expect that from
such a well-to-do lady!
[17:32] Young Woman
And you're...
[17:34] Young Woman
so handsome!
[17:37] Tsubasa
Handsome...
[17:41] Tsubasa
Do I look handsome...?
[17:44] Young Woman
Y-Yes...
[17:45] Narrator
Tears of happiness spring to his eyes.
[17:47] Young Woman
Are you all right...?
[17:55] Tsubasa
Chiyo-san.
[18:07] Tsubasa
Thank you so very much!
SIGN So handsome!
[18:10] Tsubasa
I had the best experience, thanks to you.
[18:16] Tsubasa
I'd love to come to the beach
with you all again.
[18:21] Tsubasa
Right?
[18:27] Chiyo
Of course!
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
[18:34] Tsubasa
So...
[18:36] Tsubasa
What should we do?
[18:38] Rikka
Let's build something out of sand.
[18:40] Sekine
What should we build?
[18:44] Rikka
Finished!
[18:45] Tsubasa
That was fast!
[18:48] Sekine
The waves!
[18:49] Chiyo
Oh, no!
[18:51] Rikka
To all comrades!
Defend the flagship immediately!
[18:55] Sekine & Tsubasa & Chiyo
Roger!
[19:04] Rikka
Defense successful! Well done, comrades!
[19:38] Chiyo
Do you have everything you brought?
[19:41] Young Woman
Oh, hey! Wait up!
[19:45] Young Woman
Oh, good. I was looking for you!
[19:48] Tsubasa
Looking for me?
[19:49] Young Woman
There was something on my mind.
[19:52] Tsubasa
On your mind?
[19:54] Young Woman
I'm sorry I called you "handsome" earlier.
[19:58] Young Woman
You have this, sort of, androgynous beauty.
[20:02] Young Woman
You're really a pretty girl!
[20:06] Young Woman
What with your fair skin,
and that slender build.
[20:09] Narrator
She just came back to kill him off.
[20:14] Rikka
The beach sure was fun.
[20:16] Sekine
The food stalls were tasty, too.
[20:18] Chiyo
What happened to Tsubasa-san?
[20:20] Sekine
She got gloomy all of a sudden.
[20:23] Rikka
I get it! When you've had this much fun,
it's a real downer having to go home.
[20:27] Chiyo
Let's all come again sometime.
[20:30] Tsubasa
Yeah...
SIGN Cling on to Life
[20:44] Newscaster
The crowd is thrilled by
Uhotan's cute demeanor!
[20:51] Newscaster
But suddenly, disaster strikes!
[20:54] Newscaster
Uhotan suddenly picks up
a huge pile of feces!
[20:58] Sekine
How should I get rid of these...?
[20:59] Newscaster
He begins tossing it around,
turning the zoo into a hellscape.
[21:05] Newscaster
And now for our next story.
SIGN Beachside Restaurant
[21:07] Newscaster
We've received several reports
of counterfeit money being used
[21:10] Newscaster
at beachside restaurants in Chiba Prefecture.
[21:12] Newscaster
The counterfeit bills were
very accurately created,
[21:15] Newscaster
except for the unidentified male
on the watermark.
[21:19] Newscaster
Police say...
[21:20] Sekine
This is the great leader
from Rikka's home world!
SIGN Forging and using counterfeit
SIGN money is a crime!
SIGN Kids, don't try this at home!
SIGN Next Episode Preview
SIGN Day Duty:
Sekine
[23:09] Chiyo
Next week, we're having a sleepover
at Sekine-san's house!
[23:12] Tsubasa
By the way, where do you live, Rikka?
[23:14] Rikka
Up in the sky.
[23:15] Chiyo
Huh?
[23:16] Sekine
She means, a high-up floor
in a high-rise apartment!
[23:18] Rikka
No, no. It's the Central Area, third section,
first street, on Planet Papipoporo.
SIGN #06: The Sleepover
[23:22] Sekine
Is she even trying to hide it anymore?
E6 - The Sleepover
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[00:00] Chiyo
Is this really happening?
[00:04] Chiyo
I've finally...
[00:06] Chiyo
been invited to...
[00:08] Chiyo
Sekine-san's house!
[00:11] Maskuma
Congratulations-kuma!
[00:12] Maskuma
Congratulations-kuma!
[00:15] Maskuma
Kuma...
[00:17] Maskuma
Kuma, kuma!
[00:21] Narrator
The sleepover.
[00:23] Narrator
An event that Chiyo
has always longed to experience.
SIGN Class 2-B
Air Band
SIGN The
SIGN Lit
SIGN tle
SIGN Lies
SIGN We
SIGN All
SIGN Tell
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN Rikka
SIGN Colonel
SIGN Chiyo-san
SIGN Chiyo-san
SIGN Ninja
SIGN Sekine
SIGN Psychic
SIGN Tsubasa
SIGN Tsuyoshi
SIGN Boy
SIGN Note:
Is Sekine
SIGN Maskuma Mask
SIGN Class 2-B
Air Band
SIGN Poeh
SIGN #06: The Sleepover
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SIGN #06: The Sleepover
SIGN #06: The Sleepover
SIGN #06: The Sleepover
SIGN #06: The Sleepover
SIGN #06: The Sleepover
SIGN #06: The Sleepover
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[02:02] Sekine
To be honest, I didn't want to
invite anyone to my house.
[02:06] Sekine
But I suppose there's no other way.
[02:08] Narrator
Let's go back...
[02:10] Narrator
to a few hours earlier.
SIGN A Few Hours Earlier
[02:12] Tsubasa
Wow, this typhoon's pretty bad.
[02:15] Sekine
They say it's one of the worst ever.
[02:17] Chiyo
I won't be able to sleep on a tree tonight.
[02:20] Chiyo
I also can't eat anything from nature...
[02:24] Tsubasa
A tree house? And a home garden?
[02:28] Chiyo
Good day, butler!
[02:30] Butler
Only the finest organic produce
for you, Miss Chiyo.
[02:35] Tsubasa
The wealthy truly live a different life.
[02:37] Narrator
In truth, it's just sleeping in the wild,
[02:42] Narrator
and surviving on wild plants.
[02:44] Sekine
She's going to sleep
outside in this typhoon?
[02:49] Chiyo
What strong winds.
[02:51] Chiyo
Perhaps I'll find a bridge
to sleep under for tonight.
[02:56] Sekine
Chiyo-san!
[02:57] Chiyo
Yes?
[03:01] Sekine
M-My parents aren't home tonight.
[03:08] Sekine
I feel uneasy sleeping alone.
[03:12] Chiyo
A-Are you suggesting...
[03:14] Sekine
It sure would be great
if someone could be with me.
[03:22] Chiyo
I want to go! To Sekine-san's house!
[03:28] Maskuma
Tootle-ootle-oo, kuma!
[03:33] Rikka
Aww, can I come, too?
[03:38] Sekine
Sure...
[03:39] Rikka
Yay!
[03:42] Chiyo
I'm glad to have Rikka-chan with us!
[03:46] Rikka
You should also come, Tsubasa-chan!
[03:49] Tsubasa
Hmm, going to her house
might be a bit much...
[03:53] Tsubasa
But saying no at this point
would look unnatural...
[03:57] Tsubasa
Well, Sekine, you don't really
want me to go, do you?
[04:02] Sekine
One person, three people,
what's the difference?
[04:05] Narrator
Something dies inside Sekine.
[04:07] Rikka
I can't wait!
[04:10] Sekine
Should we eat together?
[04:12] Chiyo
Oh, in that case...
[04:16] Chiyo
If I may, there's an activity
I'd like to try...
[04:23] Rikka
I'm open to anything!
[04:25] Sekine
As long as it's something
we can do in my house.
[04:27] Tsubasa
What is it?
[04:28] Chiyo
It's...
[04:30] Chiyo
A takopa!
[04:33] Tsubasa
Oh, a takopa.
[04:35] Sekine
Sounds good. Let's takopa it up.
[04:38] Chiyo
Really?!
[04:41] Rikka
Takopa?
[04:43] Rikka
What is a "takopa"?
[04:45] Rikka
From context, I can imagine it's something
that involves a gathering of people...
[04:54] Rikka
I get it! It must be something similar
to Hot Pot for the Revolution!
[04:56] Narrator
Based on precisely zero evidence.
[04:58] Sekine
Oh, the Colonel doesn't
know what a takopa is.
[05:02] Sekine
It's short for "takoyaki party."
[05:04] Rikka
O-Of course I knew that!
[05:07] Sekine
You can add any ingredients you like.
[05:09] Rikka
Wow!
[05:10] Sekine
It's something girls are always
getting together to do.
[05:15] Sekine
I hope happy people with
social lives all explode.
[05:18] Tsubasa
What's wrong, Sekine?
[05:20] Narrator
Sekine suddenly has a
suspicious air about her.
[05:23] Sekine
Let's buy ingredients on the way back.
Of course, we're splitting the costs.
[05:33] Sekine
Come in.
[05:34] Chiyo
Um, I'd like to formally introduce
myself to your parents...
[05:37] Sekine
Oh, they're not here, so don't worry.
[05:40] Tsubasa
Are your parents out at work?
[05:42] Sekine
Uhh, yeah.
[05:44] Sekine
Or rather, I live alone.
[05:48] Sekine
You know, because of my
parents' work, and stuff.
[05:51] Sekine
Actually, my entire family are psychics,
and they're all locked up in a lab!
[05:56] Sekine
I don't even know if they're alive!
[05:58] Sekine
The Organization sends me
some money every month.
[06:01] Sekine
I make ends meet with that
and the scholarship.
SIGN Sekine
[06:06] Narrator
Sekine's grades: second place
in her entire school year.
[06:09] Sekine
I get by, somehow!
[06:13] Sekine
Come in.
[06:15] Sekine
I'm sorry this place is falling apart.
[06:17] Tsubasa
Don't mind us.
[06:22] Tsubasa
Sekine, your house...
has a certain atmosphere to it.
SIGN Cling on to Life
[06:26] Sekine
I'm sorry about the disrepair.
[06:33] Tsubasa
S-Something just scurried past my feet!
[06:35] Sekine
Oh, don't mind him.
[06:39] Rikka
Oh, hello there!
[06:42] Sekine
I try to think of them
not as pests, but as pets.
[06:46] Narrator
She is resilient.
[06:49] Sekine
This place is a mess for so many reasons.
[06:51] Sekine
But anyway, welcome to my house.
[06:56] Chiyo
I think it's a wonderful house.
[06:59] Chiyo
Strong walls to protect the family,
[07:01] Chiyo
a sturdy roof to keep out the rain,
[07:03] Chiyo
and also, the cute pets...
[07:06] Sekine
Well, they're rodents.
[07:08] Sekine
I guess this beats sleeping out
in the wild, though.
[07:12] Chiyo
Sleeping over at a friend's house...
It's like a dream come true!
[07:17] Narrator
Her ability to dream is strong.
[07:24] Tsubasa
There, all done.
[07:26] Chiyo
A master's technique!
[07:28] Rikka
Tsubasa-chan, you're so good at this!
[07:30] Sekine
Truly. I didn't expect this from you.
[07:35] Tsubasa
Who'd have guessed that my sister bullying me
into always cooking for her would pay off?
[07:40] Sekine
All right, let's eat.
[07:42] All
Thank you for the food!
[07:51] Chiyo
Something...
[07:53] Chiyo
Something! Something like... something!
[07:58] Chiyo
It's salty, and it makes my mouth happy!
[08:03] Narrator
Not the best food review.
[08:06] Chiyo
Girls gathering together and
enjoying takoyaki at a takopa...
[08:12] Chiyo
This was my dream!
[08:14] Rikka
I'm glad you like it, Chiyo-san!
[08:18] Rikka
My mouf if bffnnn ufff!
[08:21] Tsubasa
Rikka, are you all right?!
[08:23] Rikka
It's so hot, the inside of my mouth melted!
[08:28] Chiyo
Say, "ah."
[08:32] Tsubasa
Delicious!
[08:34] Sekine
What was inside? Where was it?
[08:36] Tsubasa
Around there!
[08:42] Sekine
There was something lukewarm
and slimy in there!
SIGN Wasabi
[08:47] Sekine
Just in case, I'll ask,
what did everyone put in?
[08:50] Rikka
I put in gummies! They looked delicious!
[08:54] Sekine
On their own, yes!
[08:56] Chiyo
I put in sashimi.
[08:59] Tsubasa
That was sashimi?!
[09:01] Chiyo
Fish is good for you.
[09:04] Tsubasa
Well, if it's sashimi,
why not just eat it raw?!
[09:08] Rikka
Sekine-chan, what about you?
[09:09] Sekine
It's a secret.
[09:11] Tsubasa
What? You're the one who asked.
[09:14] Chiyo
Now, now, as long as we're having fun,
isn't that what really matters?
[09:18] Tsubasa
I guess so.
[09:21] Tsubasa
Hot!
[09:25] Sekine
Oh, that's mine. Bhut jolokia.
[09:29] Rikka
Bhut?
[09:30] Chiyo
Jolokia?
[09:31] Sekine
I wanted to go with the Carolina Reaper,
supposedly the hottest in the world.
[09:38] Sekine
But I thought that might be
too much for beginners.
[09:42] Narrator
A strange form of consideration.
[09:43] Tsubasa
This is already too much!
[09:46] Chiyo
I want to try it!
[09:49] Rikka
Me, too!
[09:50] Chiyo
Which one is it?
[09:51] Rikka
Is it this one?
[09:53] Rikka
Here we go!
[09:55] Chiyo
All or nothing!
[09:58] Chiyo
Too bad. It was the gummy.
[10:02] Rikka
Mine, too! Mine was sweet!
[10:06] Narrator
The Colonel hit the jackpot.
[10:09] Tsubasa
Oh, really?
[10:14] Sekine
Oh yeah, Tsubasa, what did you add?
[10:18] Tsubasa
Cod roe and cheese...
[10:22] Sekine
Cod roe...
[10:23] Chiyo
...and cheese.
[10:25] Chiyo
Oh, I remember.
That salty taste was cheese.
[10:30] Rikka
What a solid combination!
[10:33] Rikka
It goes well in Revolutionary
Hot Pot, as well!
[10:36] Cheese
I'll be back.
[10:37] Sekine
Tsubasa, you had the most
girly pick out of all of us.
[10:43] Narrator
Unable to recover, physically or mentally.
[10:52] Chiyo
Eating takoyaki outside was delicious, too,
[10:55] Chiyo
but making takoyaki together
is on a whole new level.
[10:58] Rikka
Yep!
[11:00] Sekine
That takoyaki stand really wasn't that good.
[11:04] Sekine
Chiyo-san, that tea you brought as a gift
has an interesting, deep taste.
[11:08] Tsubasa
It has a distinct bitterness.
[11:10] Chiyo
It's dokudami.
[11:12] Rikka
It's so sweet!
[11:14] Chiyo
Huh?
[11:15] Tsubasa & Sekine
Huh?
[11:16] Narrator
Her alien palate is out of this world.
SIGN Aaargh!
SIGN Bratatatat
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
[11:26] Sekine
Are you sure you want to
go home in this typhoon?
[11:31] Tsubasa
I can't sleep without my usual pillow.
[11:33] Tsubasa
Sleeping over would
totally be crossing a line!
[11:36] Chiyo
Rikka-chan, you, too?
[11:37] Rikka
I have to protect my house!
[11:41] Rikka
I might get contacted by the mothership!
[11:56] Chiyo
Am I using too much force?
[11:59] Sekine
No, it's just right.
[12:02] Chiyo
You're not going to take those off?
[12:05] Sekine
I'm totally blind without them.
[12:09] Narrator
Sekine has a secret reason why
she can never remove her glasses
[12:13] Narrator
around other people.
[12:18] Sekine
All right, Chiyo-san. My turn to wash you.
[12:27] Narrator
"Never show your back to anyone."
[12:32] Narrator
An unfortunate habit of the escaped ninja.
[12:42] Sekine
Getting someone else
to do it makes it so easy.
[12:46] Chiyo
Please leave it to me.
[12:52] Chiyo
During my ninja days,
this was always my dream.
[12:56] Chiyo
If I could someday escape the clan,
[13:00] Chiyo
and make cute friends
who are nice to me...
SIGN Summer Break
SIGN Hot! Hot!
SIGN Takopa!!
SIGN From solid choices
to weird tastes,
enjoy as a group!
SIGN This month's special!
SIGN Compact, yet can make
16 takoyaki at once!
Won't keep you waiting!
[13:05] Chiyo
Then some day, I might get
to have a sleepover.
[13:10] Chiyo
I can't believe that day's finally arrived.
[13:16] Sekine
I guess if she feels so strongly about it,
[13:18] Sekine
I'll oblige, to the best of my ability.
[13:22] Sekine
Chiyo-san.
[13:23] Chiyo
Yes?
[13:24] Sekine
Is there anything else you want to try today?
[13:29] Sekine
If there is...
[13:30] Chiyo
Are you sure?!
SIGN 100 Things I Want to Try
at a Sleepover
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Introduce myself to the parents
Read horoscopes
Exchange hairstyles
Talk in bed about who I like
[13:33] Sekine
A scroll?!
[13:35] Sekine
One hundred things you want
to try at a sleepover?
[13:39] Chiyo
Introduce myself to the parents.
[13:43] Chiyo
Bring gifts.
[13:45] Chiyo
Have a takopa.
[13:47] Chiyo
Take a bath together.
[13:49] Sekine
Do each other's makeup.
[13:51] Sekine
Read horoscopes.
[13:53] Sekine
Exchange hairstyles.
SIGN Talk in bed about
who I like
[13:55] Sekine
Talk in bed about who you like...?
[14:00] Chiyo
Sekine-san, do you know who I like?
[14:04] Narrator
Nobody expected the quiz format.
[14:07] Sekine
Hmm, is it Rikka?
[14:11] Chiyo
Well, you're half correct.
[14:14] Chiyo
Rikka-chan, Sekine-san, and Tsubasa-san.
[14:17] Chiyo
I like all three of you. You're the most
precious people I have in the world.
[14:22] Chiyo
Especially you, Sekine-san.
[14:25] Chiyo
You invited me to lunch
on the first day I transferred in.
[14:32] Chiyo
That really made me so happy.
[14:37] Sekine
Yeah, I remember that.
[14:40] Sekine
All right, time to sleep now.
[14:47] Chiyo
Are you blushing?
[14:49] Sekine
I am indeed.
[14:52] Chiyo
Maybe I'll join you.
[14:58] Sekine
It's quite tight.
[15:00] Chiyo
Indeed it is.
[15:03] Chiyo
You really are blushing. That's so cute!
[15:21] Sekine
Hmm? Chiyo-san?
[15:27] Sekine
Chiyo-san, did you make this?
[15:30] Chiyo
I made breakfast!
[15:33] Chiyo
I did the best I could
without spending a single yen!
[15:36] Sekine
This cost nothing to make? That's incredible!
[15:40] Sekine
Thank you for the food!
[15:43] Sekine
Meat? I don't remember having any...
[15:54] Sekine
Let me end that train of thought right there!
SIGN Kids, don't try this at home!
[16:01] Sekine
Come to think of it,
SIGN Cling on to Life
[16:02] Sekine
isn't it more like, one-third correct,
not half correct?
[16:08] Sekine
You know, when we were talking
about who you liked.
[16:11] Chiyo
Sekine-san, I'm sorry.
SIGN Sekine
SIGN Rikka
SIGN Tsubasa
[16:15] Sekine
Oh, does Rikka take up
half the total or something?
SIGN Sekine
SIGN Rikka
SIGN Tsubasa
[16:18] Chiyo
I'm not good with foreign languages.
[16:22] Sekine
Foreign languages? Wait...
SIGN One-Third Correct
[16:25] Sekine
Does she think "one-third correct"
is some foreign phrase?!
SIGN Won-Surd Corekt
SIGN Wonsurdco Rekt
SIGN Wonsurdco Rekt
SIGN Wonsurdco Rekt
SIGN Wonsurdco Rekt
SIGN Wonsurdco Rekt
SIGN Wonsurdco Rekt
SIGN Wonsurdco Rekt
SIGN Wonsurdco Rekt
SIGN Wonsurdco Rekt
SIGN Wonsurdco Rekt
SIGN Wonsurdco Rekt
SIGN Wonsurdco Rekt
SIGN Wonsurdco Rekt
SIGN Wonsurdco Rekt
SIGN Wonsurdco Rekt
SIGN Wonsurdco Rekt
[16:29] Foreign-sounding Voice
Wonsurdco Rekt.
[16:31] Chiyo
I'll study harder so that I don't
embarrass myself in front of Mr. Brian!
[16:35] Sekine
Chiyo-san...
[16:37] Narrator
And that was how Chiyo
wrapped up her happy day.
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
[16:49] Sekine
Time to go home.
[16:51] Tsubasa
Yeah.
[16:54] Sekine
Chiyo-san, Rikka... Hmm?
[16:59] Sekine
Whoa!
[17:15] Sekine
Oops...
[17:17] Narrator
Allow me to explain.
[17:18] Narrator
When Sekine removes her glasses,
[17:21] Narrator
she loses all control
of her psychic abilities!
SIGN Takoyaki
[17:27] Narrator
When she removed her glasses earlier,
at that exact moment...
[17:40] Sekine
Who would've thought something
like this would happen?
[17:48] Chiyo
I... I...
[17:51] Chiyo
I killed Rikka-chan...
[17:56] Chiyo
From a young age, I trained hard as a ninja.
[18:00] Chiyo
I honed my skills as an assassin,
under orders from the clan.
[18:05] Chiyo
But then I met Maskuma, and escaped the clan.
[18:10] Chiyo
And just as I'd managed to earn
a peaceful life as a normal girl...
[18:16] Chiyo
I'm sorry, everyone.
[18:18] Tsubasa
Hey, this wasn't your fault, right?
[18:22] Chiyo
It's too late. Everything is.
[18:24] Chiyo
I'll turn myself in.
[18:30] Chiyo
But before that...
[18:32] Chiyo
I must unleash the beast within me.
[18:34] Chiyo
And destroy my clan.
SIGN Battle of Vengeance
SIGN Battle of Vengeance
[18:45] Tsubasa
A shuriken...
[18:47] Tsubasa
Oh, I get it.
[18:49] Tsubasa
They're planning a surprise.
[18:52] Tsubasa
They did a pretty good job,
but the color of the blood's a bit off.
[18:56] Narrator
Fluorescent pink.
[18:59] Tsubasa
Chiyo-san totally believes it.
[19:01] Tsubasa
What's the surprise for, anyway?
[19:05] Tsubasa
Oh, it must be some kind of celebration!
SIGN Birthday Surprise Successful!!
[19:09] Tsubasa
We did Chiyo-san's birthday
surprise a while back.
[19:12] Tsubasa
Hmm? Whose birthday is it, anyway?
[19:16] Tsubasa
I guess I'll play along for a bit.
[19:23] Tsubasa
Wow, a party gadget.
They really put the effort in.
[19:29] Tsubasa
Sekine seems calm.
[19:33] Sekine
The Colonel's mimesis
is wearing off, but that's fine.
[19:38] Sekine
Time to pack up my stuff and get outta here!
[19:40] Narrator
Really, Sekine?
[19:42] Sekine
What do you mean, really?
[19:44] Narrator
Chiyo thinks it's all her fault.
Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
[19:49] Sekine
Shame doesn't put food on the table!
[19:52] Narrator
Oh, right. You're like that.
[19:55] Sekine
I've been living under the Organization's
surveillance for fourteen years!
[19:59] Sekine
If they find out I killed someone
due to losing control of my powers,
[20:03] Sekine
they'll make me disappear!
[20:06] Sekine
I need to skip town before next dawn.
[20:13] Rikka
What... is...
[20:16] Rikka
Something suddenly struck my head.
[20:19] Rikka
My self-healing factor is working, but...
[20:22] Rikka
Is this another Earth custom I'm unaware of?
[20:28] Sekine
She's reanimating.
[20:30] Chiyo
Please let me go, Tsubasa-san!
[20:32] Chiyo
I... I can't!
[20:33] Tsubasa
Chiyo-san!
[20:35] Chiyo
I can't be with you anymore!
[20:37] Tsubasa
Chiyo-san!
[20:38] Tsubasa
Chiyo-san, wait!
[20:40] Tsubasa
This is just a surprise!
[20:42] Chiyo
Huh?
[20:42] Tsubasa
Come on, Rikka, get up already!
[20:45] Rikka
This is a surprise...?
[20:50] Sekine
Everything has gone according to my plan.
[20:53] Tsubasa
Sekine?!
[20:54] Chiyo
Sekine-san?
[20:56] Sekine
Yes! I bought the shuriken online,
and the blood is just paint!
SIGN It Came Off
SIGN It Came Off
[20:59] Sekine
I planned this all by myself
without even consulting Rikka!
[21:02] Sekine
She must have passed out
from the surprise.
[21:04] Sekine
The reason why I planned all this was...
[21:06] Sekine
Today is the anniversary of my
great-grandmother's death!
[21:09] Narrator
As forced a lie as can be.
SIGN Forced Bogus Bald-Faced Contrived Shameless Flagrant Forced Bogus Bald-Faced Contrived Shameless Flagrant Forced Bogus Bald-Faced Contrived Shameless Flagrant Forced Bogus Bald-Faced Contrived Shameless Flagrant
[21:11] Chiyo
I'm so glad, Rikka-chan!
[21:14] Rikka
Oh, so it was a surprise.
[21:17] Rikka
I had no idea this was how one paid respect
to a deceased great-grandparent.
[21:22] Tsubasa
Come on, Rikka, let's wipe off that paint.
[21:24] Rikka
Thank you.
[21:26] Sekine
Now I should be safe from
the Organization's assassins.
[21:34] Narrator
Peace prevails once again.
SIGN Next Episode Preview
SIGN Day Duty:
Sekine
[23:09] Sekine
I can't take off my glasses
for some specific reasons.
[23:12] Rikka
Even when eating ramen?
[23:14] Sekine
Yes. Even when I sleep or bathe.
[23:17] Sekine
I wash my face with my glasses on.
SIGN #07: Ring Out!
The Songs of Friends
[23:19] Chiyo
The ultimate dedication
to the "girl with glasses" trope!
[23:21] Tsubasa
I really doubt anyone does that.
E7 - The Songs of Friends
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[00:17] Tsubasa
What is this place?
SIGN Class 2-B
Air Band
SIGN The
SIGN Lit
SIGN tle
SIGN Lies
SIGN We
SIGN All
SIGN Tell
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN Rikka
SIGN Colonel
SIGN Chiyo-san
SIGN Chiyo-san
SIGN Ninja
SIGN Sekine
SIGN Psychic
SIGN Tsubasa
SIGN Tsuyoshi
SIGN Boy
SIGN Note:
Is Sekine
SIGN Maskuma Mask
SIGN Class 2-B
Air Band
SIGN Poeh
SIGN #07: Ring Out! The Songs of Friends
SIGN #07: Ring Out! The Songs of Friends
SIGN #07: Ring Out! The Songs of Friends
SIGN #07: Ring Out! The Songs of Friends
SIGN #07: Ring Out! The Songs of Friends
SIGN #07: Ring Out! The Songs of Friends
SIGN #07: Ring Out! The Songs of Friends
SIGN #07: Ring Out! The Songs of Friends
SIGN #07: Ring Out! The Songs of Friends
SIGN #07: Ring Out! The Songs of Friends
SIGN #07: Ring Out! The Songs of Friends
SIGN #07: Ring Out! The Songs of Friends
SIGN #07: Ring Out! The Songs of Friends
[01:54] Tsubasa
Sekine! Are you awake?!
[02:00] Rikka
Huh? What happened to the karaoke?
[02:02] Chiyo
Where in the world are we?
[02:04] Tsubasa
I don't know.
[02:06] Tsubasa
We were singing at the karaoke box
just moments ago.
[02:10] Sekine
If I remember correctly...
SIGN Free time!
SIGN All-you-
can-drink
SIGN Only
SIGN 3 hour pack 6 hour pack
SIGN All-you-can-eat french fries
SIGN Poeh
SIGN Poeh
[02:22] Sekine
She sings from her tentacles?
Didn't she fart from there, too?
[02:28] Sekine
What is this? I'm suddenly getting sleepy...
[02:41] Sekine
That's right. So that's why...
[02:44] Tsubasa
There must've been something in our drinks.
[02:46] Tsubasa
This has to be human trafficking!
SIGN Limited imagination
SIGN CENSORED
[02:49] Tsubasa
We're getting sold off to a lecherous
billionaire or something!
[02:52] Rikka
Wh-What?!
SIGN Acting surprised, though not sure why
[02:53] Sekine
Hey, um...
[02:56] Tsubasa
If someone comes, I'll tackle them!
The rest of you, run!
[02:59] Sekine
Well, but...
[03:00] Tsubasa
Don't worry. Unlike the rest of you,
nobody would try to buy me...
[03:05] Tsubasa
If they find out I'm a guy,
they might kill me instead.
[03:10] Chiyo
This isn't human trafficking.
[03:13] Chiyo
It must be an assassin from my clan
using sleeping drugs...
[03:17] Chiyo
I'm sorry, everyone,
for getting you mixed up in this!
[03:20] Chiyo
It's just me that they're after!
[03:23] Tsubasa
Huh? We don't know
that you're the target, do we?
[03:27] Chiyo
No! It has to be me!
SIGN Proud to Be so Beautiful
SIGN Proud to Be so Beautiful
SIGN Proud to Be so Beautiful
SIGN Proud to Be so Beautiful
SIGN Proud to Be so Beautiful
SIGN Proud to Be so Beautiful
SIGN Proud to Be so Beautiful
SIGN Proud to Be so Beautiful
SIGN Proud to Be so Beautiful
SIGN Proud to Be so Beautiful
SIGN Proud to Be so Beautiful
SIGN Proud to Be so Beautiful
SIGN Proud to Be so Beautiful
SIGN Proud to Be so Beautiful
SIGN Proud to Be so Beautiful
[03:31] Chiyo
Why would anyone target anyone but me?
[03:36] Tsubasa
How conceited is she?
[03:38] Tsubasa
Well, maybe that's true,
but it's not your fault.
[03:42] Chiyo
Now that the clan has captured us,
[03:45] Chiyo
the only fate that awaits us
is torture and death.
[03:47] Chiyo
Rather than allow my friends
to face such an end...
[03:50] Chiyo
I will grant them a quick death.
[03:53] Narrator
Kill or be killed: the only two choices.
[03:56] Rikka
You fool!
[03:58] Sekine
Colonel?!
[04:07] Rikka
L-Life is too precious!
[04:10] Chiyo
I just wanted their deaths
to be free of suffering...
[04:13] Sekine
Don't worry, everyone. This is—
[04:17] Director
Are you all awake?
[04:19] Sekine
Director!
[04:20] Director
Long time no see, Sekine-kun.
[04:22] Tsubasa
What's going on?
[04:24] Chiyo
Do you know this man?
[04:25] Sekine
Well, it's...
[04:26] Director
Sekine-kun.
[04:28] Director
I told you never to take your glasses off.
[04:31] Director
You lost control of your powers
and caused quite a ruckus.
[04:36] Director
That room you were in was a total mess.
[04:39] Director
I had to take care of the cleanup.
[04:41] Sekine
Right...
[04:43] Director
I know you didn't mean to.
But a promise is a promise.
[04:47] Director
You agreed that if you caused
damage due to losing control
[04:50] Director
of your powers,
you'd come back to the lab.
[04:52] Sekine
The Director sure is a lot older now.
[04:54] Narrator
She rejects the reality looming before her.
[04:58] Director
It's only natural for me to age.
[05:00] Director
The last time we met was before
you started middle school.
[05:04] Narrator
The director is also a psychic.
An A-class psychic, at that.
[05:08] Sekine
I'm fine with returning to the lab.
[05:12] Sekine
But first off, my friends
need an explanation...
[05:14] Director
I sent your friends back
to where they came from.
[05:17] Director
Don't worry.
SIGN Hazy...
[05:19] Director
I've already erased you from their memories.
[05:22] Sekine
He works fast.
SIGN Karaoke
[05:29] Chiyo
Hmm?
[05:30] Chiyo
What are we doing here?
[05:32] Tsubasa
The three of us were singing at karaoke,
of course. That was fun.
[05:37] Chiyo
It was indeed! It was my
first time, but I enjoyed it!
[05:41] Rikka
I know, right? I didn't know Sekine-chan
had such a cute singing voice!
[05:45] Tsubasa
Sekine? Who's that?
[05:48] Chiyo
Is that a friend of yours?
[05:51] Tsubasa
Oh, there's a TV show
I wanted to watch today.
[05:53] Tsubasa
I'd better go home now.
[05:55] Chiyo
Let's be off, then.
[05:56] Tsubasa
You've heard of this show?
[05:58] Chiyo
Yes, I have.
[05:59] Tsubasa
How did you know which I meant?
[06:01] Chiyo
I just did.
[06:02] Rikka
Where did Miss Sekine go?
[06:04] Narrator
Even an A-class psychic's abilities
do not work on a space alien.
[06:12] Tsubasa
Isn't it weirdly quiet today?
[06:15] Chiyo
You're right.
[06:18] Chiyo
I just have this feeling that
things are usually more lively.
[06:21] Tsubasa
Must be our imagination.
[06:23] Chiyo
Yes, we must just be imagining it.
[06:25] Rikka
Why did everyone else
forget about Miss Sekine?
[06:29] Rikka
Is this something that
happens often to Earthlings?
[06:33] Rikka
Hey, about my friend.
[06:36] Rikka
She said something about her abilities
causing a big issue at karaoke,
[06:40] Rikka
and she got taken in by a big organization.
[06:43] Rikka
Is this something that happens often?
[06:45] Tsubasa
Abilities at karaoke causing
a big organization to take her in?
[06:51] Headhunter Zhuge Liang
Please join my agency.
SIGN Like! Like! Like! Like! Like! Like! Like! Like! Like! Like! Like! Like! Like! Like! Like! Like!
[06:53] Tsubasa
I guess it happens sometimes.
Like a big singer debut.
[06:57] Rikka
I see. And when that happens,
do people forget about her?
[07:02] Tsubasa
I guess those people tend
to become more distant.
[07:04] Rikka
I see...
[07:06] Chiyo
But really, it's amazing that your friend
is going to be a singer!
[07:10] Chiyo
Let's all cheer her on.
[07:13] Rikka
Right!
[07:17] Rikka
Chase your dream, Miss Sekine.
[07:20] Rikka
Let your song ring out into the galaxy!
[07:23] Sekine
Yay!
[07:35] Sekine
I'm so bored.
[07:37] Director
Would you like to chat with me?
[07:39] Sekine
Director!
SIGN Please do not teleport into a girl's bedroom
[07:41] Sekine
It's hard to find common ground
with the generational gap between us.
[07:45] Director
I'm sorry. Well, I'll leave this here, then.
SIGN Villainess
Singing Prince
[07:48] Director
An otome game for you.
[07:49] Sekine
Thank you!
[07:51] Director
If there's anything else you need,
don't hesitate to ask.
[07:55] Sekine
Yes, gladly!
SIGN Stayed up all night to finish it
[08:45] Sekine
That's embarrassing!
SIGN Blush
SIGN Don't make me...
say it out loud...
[08:51] Sekine
Life here isn't so bad.
[08:55] Sekine
Or rather, except for the fact that
I can't leave without permission,
[08:59] Sekine
this place is a lot better
than life on the outside.
[09:02] Sekine
Now that I think about it, my lousy
psychic power put me through a lot.
[09:11] (Flashback) Female Student 1
Hey, can I copy your homework? I forgot.
[09:15] (Flashback) Female Student 2
We're friends, right?
[09:17] Female Student 2
We're not friends at all.
[09:19] Female Student 1
I only hang out with her because
she lets me copy her homework.
[09:22] Sekine
Because I could read people's minds,
I barely ever had any friends.
[09:28] Sekine
The rest of my family,
also psychics, are missing.
[09:32] Sekine
Living life alone was all I could muster.
[09:35] Sekine
Who would have thought I'd be
burdened with even more problems...
[09:40] Sekine
Chiyo-san, a former ninja,
Colonel Rikka, an alien,
[09:44] Sekine
and Tsubasa, a normal girl, though
I can't read her mind for some reason.
[09:48] (Flashback) Sekine
The weather's kind of nice today!
[09:50] (Flashback) Rikka
It's actually cloudy.
[09:52] (Flashback) Sekine
Rikka, you have to tie your ribbon properly!
[09:55] (Flashback) Rikka
That hurts! That hurts!
[09:57] Sekine
Bringing order to that chaos
was always hard work.
[10:00] Sekine
I wonder if those three
will be all right without me?
[10:05] Sekine
Chiyo-san is so quick to cry and blames
herself for everything. I worry about her.
[10:10] Sekine
The Colonel hasn't accustomed
herself to Earth yet.
[10:13] Sekine
I hope she doesn't do anything weird.
[10:16] Sekine
Tsubasa and I fought a lot.
[10:18] Sekine
But she's a good kid at heart,
so she's easy to get along with.
[10:23] Sekine
Hopefully Tsubasa will be
a good mediator for them.
[10:26] Sekine
Yeah, it's fine.
Those three should do just fine.
[10:33] Sekine
Oh, speaking of which...
[10:34] Sekine
We were going to eat
a parfait together next week.
[10:38] Sekine
The Big Parfait, too big to finish alone.
[10:40] Sekine
I do want to try it again...
[10:44] Sekine
No, I shouldn't be too pessimistic.
[10:47] Sekine
I'm sure that, as long as I survive,
[10:49] Sekine
one day I'll be able to eat
the Big Parfait again!
[10:52] Sekine
Our family motto is
"Cling on to Life," after all!
SIGN Cling on to Life
[10:56] Rikka
Sekine-chan.
[11:07] Rikka
I was just going to leave
this signed board here,
SIGN Next stop: Singing at the Kohaku!
-Rikka
[11:10] Rikka
but you looked a bit sad,
so I couldn't help but say hi.
SIGN Next stop: Singing at the Kohaku!
-Rikka
SIGN Next stop: Singing at the Kohaku!
-Rikka
[11:14] Sekine
I'm not sad...
[11:16] Rikka
Oh, really? Then why are you crying?
[11:24] Sekine
I'm not crying.
[11:25] Sekine
Besides, what's that board for, anyway?
[11:29] Rikka
It's a message of encouragement for you!
[11:32] Rikka
Chiyo-san and Tsubasa-san
also said "good luck"!
SIGN Next stop: Singing at the Kohaku!
-Rikka
[11:44] Sekine
Don't worry about me.
[11:46] Sekine
In fact, inviting friends here
is against the rules.
[11:50] Sekine
If they find out,
you'll get in trouble, too...
[11:53] Sekine
I have to get changed for my physical.
[11:57] Sekine
Could you leave?
[11:58] Rikka
Sekine-chan...
[12:00] Ring tone
The first and last words out of
your filthy sewers will be "sir"!
[12:02] Ring tone
Do you maggots understand that?!
[12:04] Ring tone
Sir, yes sir!
[12:06] Rikka
Hello?
[12:07] Tsubasa
Hey, Rikka? Were you able to hand
that signed board to your friend?
[12:10] Rikka
Oh, I was just about to.
[12:13] Tsubasa
I see. Well, my sister—
[12:15] Tsubasa
I mean, my brother wanted you to
ask her which agency she belongs to.
[12:19] Rikka
This might not be the best time.
She's crying and trying to undress.
[12:24] Tsubasa
What? What's going on?!
[12:27] Tsubasa
Wait...
SIGN 18-Year-Old Aspiring
Singer's Purity Defiled
SIGN Every Girl Has a Secret
SIGN The Little Laid We All Get
[12:28] Tsubasa
Is that like, something pretty bad?
[12:31] Tsubasa
Is everything all right? Does she
understand what she's getting into?
[12:35] Rikka
Hmm.
[12:39] Rikka
She does look like she's in pain.
[12:41] Tsubasa
I see.
[12:42] Tsubasa
Maybe she's not being rational,
[12:45] Tsubasa
and maybe some bad adults
are taking advantage of her.
[12:48] Tsubasa
It might be best for you to stop her.
[12:51] Rikka
Got it. Thanks, Tsubasa-chan.
[12:57] Rikka
Sekine-chan.
[12:58] Rikka
Let's get out of here together.
Just leave it all to me!
[13:03] Rikka
But I'm afraid you're going to have to
give up your dream of attending the Kohaku.
SIGN So Sorry
SIGN So Sorry
SIGN Next stop: Singing at the Kohaku!
-Rikka
[13:07] Sekine
Huh? Uh, okay.
[13:09] Director
You have some wonderful friends, Sekine-kun.
[13:12] Sekine
Director!
[13:13] Director
An alien. Who would've thought?
SIGN Triumphant Escape!
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
[13:18] Rikka & Sekine
Triumphant Escape!
[13:23] Director
Excellent.
[13:24] Director
With this specimen...
[13:26] Director
I can gain "the power."
[13:29] Director
"The power" that I need
to avoid repeating that tragedy!
[13:33] (Flashback) Worker
A young, pretty, tidy woman who is
a good cook with a nice personality?
[13:38] (Flashback) Worker
Aren't you being too greedy?
[13:40] (Flashback) Director
I don't care if she doesn't love me.
[13:41] (Flashback) Director
She can treat me like a talking ATM.
[13:44] (Flashback) Worker
That said, this is your hundredth
arranged marriage attempt.
[13:47] (Flashback) Director
Damn it!
[13:48] (Flashback) Director
If only I had "the power" of a stable income!
SIGN The ideal woman
SIGN 21-24 years old ONLY!
Schooling, appearance,
prior arrests, no questions asked!
[13:52] Director
Once I research this specimen and publish
the results, I'll surely get a raise.
[13:56] Director
Then I can find someone to marry me for sure!
[13:58] Sekine
I can't read his thoughts, but I get the
feeling he's thinking something terrible.
[14:03] Narrator
Sort of right, but sort of wrong.
[14:07] Director
In return for the opportunity you've
brought me, I'll let you go, Sekine-kun.
[14:12] Director
But you have to promise not to
tell anyone about your alien friend.
[14:17] Director
Now would be a good time to say goodbye.
[14:26] Sekine
Why would I...
[14:27] Sekine
Why would I ever do that?!
[14:30] Sekine
Rikka is my precious friend!
[14:32] Sekine
I would never betray a friend!
[14:34] Sekine
Rikka, sing us a song!
I feel like getting my groove on!
[14:38] Rikka
Uh, all right!
[14:54] Sekine
Thanks for that, Rikka.
[14:59] Rikka
Let's escape, Sekine-chan!
[15:03] Sekine
What? Out the window?!
[15:10] Rikka
Come on, let's run,
SIGN Whoosh
SIGN Fwip
[15:12] Rikka
Smokey!
[15:13] Sekine
Who the heck is that?!
[15:19] Director
What was I doing here?
[15:26] Rikka
Hey, is anyone following us?
[15:28] Sekine
Who knows?
[15:30] Sekine
Even if there was, I'm sure we
could figure something out.
[15:34] Rikka
Hey, Sekine-chan,
[15:37] Rikka
that man from before called me an alien, but—
[15:41] Sekine
The stars...
[15:43] Sekine
They're so pretty.
[15:45] Sekine
I wonder if the Earth looks
this pretty from outer space?
[15:48] Rikka
Yes, it's so pretty how it shines blue...
[15:51] Rikka
...is what an alien would say!
[15:54] Sekine
I see.
[15:56] Sekine
That's nice. I'd like to see it some day.
[15:59] Rikka
In that case, I'll take you out to space
in my UFO sometime...
[16:03] Rikka
...is what an alien would say!
[16:06] Sekine
Sounds like an alien
I'd like to be friends with.
[16:11] Rikka
Hey, Sekine-chan.
[16:15] Rikka
I can't take you to outer space
right now, but...
[16:19] Rikka
If you run into any trouble,
don't hesitate to talk to me!
[16:27] Sekine
I can take care of myself.
[16:30] Sekine
For most things.
[16:37] Tsubasa
Hey, Sekine.
[16:38] Chiyo
Hello, Sekine-san.
[16:42] Tsubasa
What? What's wrong?
[16:44] Sekine
N-Nothing! Good morning!
[16:48] Rikka
Good. Everyone's memories are back.
[16:52] Sekine
I see. The Colonel fixed their memories.
[16:55] Sekine
Hey, do you want to go eat
the Big Parfait after school today?
[16:59] Chiyo
Yes! What a wonderful suggestion!
[17:02] Rikka
Sure, let's go!
[17:03] Tsubasa
Nice!
[17:07] Sekine
This is the final showdown. Here we go.
[17:10] Tsubasa
Uh, yeah.
[17:13] Tsubasa
This ends here!
[17:16] Sekine
On which card shall my fate rest?
[17:20] Narrator
You're probably wondering
how they ended up like this.
[17:23] Narrator
It was right after lunch break started.
[17:26] (Flashback) Mr. Brian
Attention!
SIGN That's Amelon
SIGN Melon Bread
SIGN Melon Bread
[17:28] (Flashback) Mr. Brian
I forgot my lovely wife packed me lunch today!
[17:31] (Flashback) Mr. Brian
I'll give this bread away
to whoever wants it!
[17:36] (Flashback) Sekine
Th-That's...!
[17:37] (Flashback) Tsubasa
The super-high-class melon bread
that contains actual melon,
[17:40] (Flashback) Tsubasa
limited to ten available per day,
sold at the cafeteria!
[17:42] (Flashback) Rikka
I-I want it!
[17:44] (Flashback) Chiyo
I'd love to try it, too.
Shall we split it four ways?
[17:49] (Flashback) Tsubasa
I'm sorry, Chiyo-san.
This melon bread cannot be shared.
[17:53] (Flashback) Sekine
I want one all for myself, too!
[17:55] (Flashback) Rikka
Me, too!
[17:57] (Flashback) Tsubasa
I have a deck of rock-paper-scissors cards.
Let's play for it!
[18:01] Narrator
Chiyo and Colonel Rikka were defeated,
[18:04] Narrator
and the final showdown
is between Sekine and Tsubasa!
[18:09] Rikka
You have to win.
[18:11] Rikka
Win, and crawl out of the trash heap
that is your life.
[18:15] Rikka
If you don't win, you're trash!
[18:18] Chiyo
No hard feelings, whoever wins!
[18:21] Tsubasa
Right.
[18:22] Sekine
Are you sure, Tsubasa?
Your life depends on that card.
[18:28] Tsubasa
Gulp.
[18:32] Sekine
The next card I will play is...
[18:37] Sekine
Paper.
[18:39] Tsubasa
Paper? So if I play...
[18:44] Tsubasa
If I play scissors, I win?
[18:47] Tsubasa
No, I won't let her trick me!
[18:49] Sekine
Please trust me.
[18:52] Narrator
There's a reason Sekine can't afford to lose.
[18:56] (Flashback) Teacher
Your grades are falling.
[18:58] (Flashback) Teacher
You might lose eligibility for
your scholarship if this continues.
[19:01] (Flashback) Sekine
What?
[19:02] Sekine
Lately, I've been spending so
much time helping Chiyo-san study
[19:05] Sekine
that I haven't had time for my own.
[19:08] Sekine
I have to save money,
in case I lose the scholarship!
[19:12] Sekine
I cut down on food costs and
stopped eating snacks to save money.
[19:16] Sekine
I have to win this game so I can eat
something nice for the first time in ages!
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[19:23] Tsubasa
I'm sorry, but I can't concede.
Not this fight!
[19:27] Narrator
Tsubasa also had a strong reason too win.
[19:31] Tsubasa (Sister)
Go buy me that melon bread they
sell in your school. Thanks.
[19:35] Tsubasa
I've sprinted to the cafeteria every
lunch break, but it's always sold out.
[19:39] Tsubasa
If I don't bring one home soon, she might...
[19:41] Tsubasa (Sister)
I'll send you to The Underground
and make you cross steel beams!
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[19:45] Tsubasa
I can trust Sekine and play scissors.
[19:47] Tsubasa
Or I can call her bluff and play paper.
[19:50] Tsubasa
But maybe she'll be even
more unpredictable...
[19:53] Tsubasa
Psst... Psst...
[19:55] Rikka
At this rate, lunch break
will be over before we decide!
[19:58] Rikka
I'll just go ahead and—
[20:02] Narrator
Melon bread weighs more than life!
[20:05] Sekine
Cards on the table! One, two...
[20:08] Tsubasa
Hold it!
[20:11] Tsubasa
You're not going to say you're playing paper
and play scissors instead, are you?
[20:14] Sekine
Right.
[20:15] Narrator
It's still only been four seconds!
[20:18] Tsubasa
You're really going to play paper, right?
[20:21] Sekine
Right.
[20:23] Tsubasa
You will never succeed in life.
[20:26] Sekine
What?!
[20:34] Sekine & Tsubasa
One, two, three!
[20:37] Sekine
Wha...
[20:38] Tsubasa
You probably don't know this
about yourself, but...
[20:43] Tsubasa
when you lie, you raise
your eyebrow just a tiny bit.
[20:47] Tsubasa
When I asked if you were going to play
scissors, your eyebrow didn't move.
[20:50] Tsubasa
But when I asked if you were
going to play paper...
[20:54] Tsubasa
So you lied about playing paper.
SIGN The mystery is solved!
SIGN The mystery is solved!
SIGN The mystery is solved!
SIGN The mystery is solved!
SIGN The mystery is solved!
SIGN The mystery is solved!
SIGN The mystery is solved!
SIGN The mystery is solved!
SIGN The mystery is solved!
SIGN The mystery is solved!
SIGN The mystery is solved!
SIGN The mystery is solved!
SIGN The mystery is solved!
[20:57] Tsubasa
I knew you were going to play rock!
SIGN In the name of my grandfather!
SIGN In the name of my grandfather!
SIGN In the name of my grandfather!
SIGN In the name of my grandfather!
SIGN In the name of my grandfather!
SIGN In the name of my grandfather!
SIGN In the name of my grandfather!
SIGN In the name of my grandfather!
SIGN In the name of my grandfather!
SIGN In the name of my grandfather!
SIGN In the name of my grandfather!
SIGN In the name of my grandfather!
SIGN In the name of my grandfather!
SIGN In the name of my grandfather!
[21:00] Narrator
Twelve seconds! Completed!
[21:02] Chiyo
Congratulations, Tsubasa-san.
[21:05] Tsubasa
Thank you!
[21:06] Narrator
His sister stole it after this.
[21:12] Rikka
Oh, right!
[21:18] Rikka
I almost forgot! I bought
the limited melon bread, too!
[21:23] Rikka
Here you are!
[21:24] Sekine
Rikka...
SIGN Gratitude...!
SIGN Absolute gratitude...!
[21:26] Sekine
Gratitude... Absolute gratitude...!
[21:35] Sekine
It's ice-cold.
SIGN Next Episode Preview
SIGN Day Duty:
Sekine
[23:09] Rikka
I've got important news for everyone!
[23:12] Sekine
Wh-What is it?
[23:13] Tsubasa
Are we getting a feature film?
[23:16] Rikka
The news is... The news is...
[23:18] Rikka
that my tentacles have a nice smell!
SIGN #08: Hanzo's Challenge
[23:21] Chiyo
See you next week!
E8 - Hanzo’s Challenge
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[00:02] Leader
Hanzo.
[00:04] Leader
If you can't defeat her head-on,
then outsmart her.
[00:09] Leader
Surely you've realized Chiyo's weakness.
[00:13] Hanzo
Chiyo's weakness?
[00:14] Leader
Yes.
[00:16] Hanzo
There is no such thing.
[00:18] Hanzo
Chiyo endured all forms of training
from a very young age,
[00:21] Hanzo
and never even complained.
[00:22] Hanzo
She can't have any weaknesses...
[00:26] Hanzo
No. Chiyo has something now
that she didn't before.
[00:31] Hanzo
I can win!
[00:32] Hanzo
Finally, I will beat Chiyo!
SIGN Class 2-B
Air Band
SIGN The
SIGN Lit
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SIGN Lies
SIGN We
SIGN All
SIGN Tell
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN Rikka
SIGN Colonel
SIGN Chiyo-san
SIGN Chiyo-san
SIGN Ninja
SIGN Sekine
SIGN Psychic
SIGN Tsubasa
SIGN Tsuyoshi
SIGN Boy
SIGN Note:
Is Sekine
SIGN Maskuma Mask
SIGN Class 2-B
Air Band
SIGN Poeh
SIGN #08: Hanzo's Challenge
SIGN #08: Hanzo's Challenge
SIGN #08: Hanzo's Challenge
SIGN #08: Hanzo's Challenge
SIGN #08: Hanzo's Challenge
SIGN #08: Hanzo's Challenge
SIGN #08: Hanzo's Challenge
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SIGN #08: Hanzo's Challenge
SIGN #08: Hanzo's Challenge
SIGN #08: Hanzo's Challenge
SIGN #08: Hanzo's Challenge
[02:08] Tsubasa
Wow, that looks delicious!
SIGN Cutie!
[02:11] Boy 1
Want a bite, Tsubasa-chan?
[02:13] Tsubasa
Aww, I'm on a diet.
[02:16] Boy 1
But you're so thin! Right?
[02:18] Boy 2
Right!
[02:19] Tsubasa
Oh, my gosh, really?
[02:22] Boy 1
Really!
[02:23] Tsubasa
Thank you! I'm, like, so happy!
[02:24] Boy 2
Really!
[02:24] Boy 1
Just take a bite!
[02:25] Boy 2
You're so cute!
[02:26] Sekine
How desperate is she?
SIGN Wiggle wiggle
[02:28] Sekine
Does she want a boyfriend that badly?
[02:31] Sekine
She's usually so calm,
[02:33] Sekine
and her androgynous look gave her
a "prince of the girls' school" vibe.
SIGN Wiggle wiggle
[02:38] Tsubasa
I guess I'll eat Mr. Strawberry, then!
[02:41] Boy 2
You can have mine, too!
[02:42] Tsubasa
Really? Are you sure?
[02:44] Boy 2
Sure, sure!
[02:45] Sekine
The face of a female animal!
[02:46] Narrator
A stock crash.
[02:48] Tsubasa
Aah.
[02:49] Tsubasa
Mm, delish!
[02:51] Tsubasa
Life is pain.
[02:52] Tsubasa
I came here to enjoy a parfait
with my friends...
[02:55] (Flashback) Rikka
Let's all enjoy it together!
[02:58] Tsubasa
Rikka brought in some random boys...
[03:02] Tsubasa
Chiyo-san is totally freaked out.
[03:05] Tsubasa
Sekine has gone ice-cold.
[03:08] Tsubasa
I have to protect them.
[03:10] Tsubasa
I have to draw the boys' attention!
[03:15] Boy 2
I have so many famous people in my family.
[03:18] Boy 2
You know, that person... and that person...
[03:20] Boy 1
No, no, a man's gotta have muscle.
[03:23] Tsubasa
Wow, really? That's, like, so cool!
[03:27] Boy 1
You think so?
[03:29] Rikka
Good. I've collected enough
chromosomal information.
[03:32] Rikka
Now I can get it ready in time
for Miss Sekine's birthday!
[03:36] Sekine
Wha...?
[03:36] Narrator
Her brain cannot keep up.
SIGN Hmm... Hmm...
[03:39] Sekine
My birthday?
SIGN Hmm... Hmm...
SIGN Hmm... Hmm...
[03:42] Sekine
Oh, now I remember. The other day...
SIGN Hmm... Hmm...
SIGN Hmm... Hmm...
[03:44] (Flashback) Tsubasa
I'd love to play soccer with my future son.
[03:49] (Flashback) Chiyo
That sounds lovely.
[03:50] (Flashback) Sekine
I'd prefer to have a daughter.
[03:54] (Flashback) Rikka
Sekine-chan, you want a daughter?
[03:56] (Flashback) Sekine
Yeah, I guess.
[03:58] (Flashback) Rikka
I see. Oh!
[04:00] (Flashback) Rikka
It's your birthday soon, isn't it?
[04:04] Sekine
Hold up!
[04:06] Sekine
Did she take that idle banter seriously?
[04:12] Sekine
So...
[04:15] Chiyo
Congratulations!
[04:15] Tsubasa
Congrats.
[04:16] Rikka
Sekine-chan, happy birthday!
[04:20] Rikka
Come on, everyone.
[04:22] Rikka
Time to swap seats!
[04:24] Chiyo
Swap seats?
[04:26] Rikka
Yes.
[04:27] Rikka
You sit next to your favorite person!
[04:31] Narrator
Where did she get this knowledge?
[04:35] Rikka
Let's start with Sekine-chan!
[04:38] Rikka
Who do you want to sit next to?
[04:41] Sekine
Um...
[04:42] Sekine
I... Uh...
[04:46] Sekine
I feel that there isn't even
a single half-decent man here.
[04:52] Boy 1
U-Um, Sekine-chan, are you the tsundere type?
[04:58] Sekine
D-Don't get the wrong idea.
[05:01] Boy 1
Huh?
[05:01] Sekine
I don't want your baby at all,
not even one bit!
[05:09] Sekine
Damn it, this makes me
the perfect self-conscious loser.
[05:13] Sekine
But it's the only way!
[05:15] Tsubasa
A-Aww, c'mon, Sekine.
This one's such a hunk!
[05:20] Rikka
What?!
[05:20] Rikka
Then I must give Miss Tsubasa a son...
[05:23] Sekine
Damn you, Tsubasa!
[05:27] Sekine
These losers... These losers...
[05:31] Sekine
These losers deserve to go extinct!
[05:35] Sekine
In other words, the human race is doomed!
[05:38] Three boys
Wh-What did you say?!
[05:43] Boy 1
I should probably get going.
[05:45] Boy 2
We'll go ahead and pay.
[05:48] Hanzo
Um, see you...
[05:50] Narrator
She went from "self-conscious loser"
to "actual, physical threat."
[05:55] Narrator
And quietly, like the tide, the boys left.
[06:02] Tsubasa
Sekine, don't you think
that was a bit rude?
[06:06] Tsubasa
You could've let them down more gently.
[06:10] Sekine
You don't know anything.
[06:13] Sekine
Shut up, you pierced animal!
[06:15] Sekine
How desperate are you for attention?!
[06:17] Tsubasa
H-Huh?!
[06:19] Tsubasa
I tried so hard to make sure
nobody else had to talk...
[06:26] Tsubasa
I...
[06:27] Tsubasa
I've never wanted boys to like me!
[06:33] Tsubasa
I'm going home.
[06:34] Chiyo
Oh, Tsubasa-san!
[06:42] Rikka
This situation makes it very hard
for me to bring up the fact
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN If you'd like, can we talk alone?
I'll be waiting at the park.
[06:46] Rikka
that I got asked out on a date...
[06:49] Sekine
When the heck did that happen, Colonel?!
[06:55] Hanzo
Hey, Rikka-chan!
[06:58] Rikka
Sorry to make you wait!
[07:00] Hanzo
Oh, no. I just got here.
SIGN Shwoop
[07:04] Sekine
I followed her here...
[07:08] Hanzo
Please, take a seat.
[07:09] Rikka
Sure!
[07:11] Rikka
Good. He is very considerate.
[07:12] Rikka
He'll make a perfect life partner.
SIGN Fidget fidget
SIGN Fidget fidget
SIGN Fidget fidget
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[07:16] Rikka
Who would have thought I'd find
eternal love here on Earth...
SIGN Fidget fidget
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[07:22] Sekine
What a pushover.
[07:24] Sekine
Is it all right for such a gullible
person to be a colonel?
[07:31] Sekine
Ch-Chiyo-san?!
[07:34] Chiyo
I'm sorry, Rikka-chan.
[07:38] Hanzo
You saw through my plan
to take your friend hostage.
[07:41] Chiyo
Of course, Hanzo.
[07:43] Hanzo
Impressive, my sister.
[07:45] Sekine
What? They're siblings?!
[07:47] Hanzo
But seeing how flustered you look,
[07:50] Hanzo
it seems your friends really are
your weakness, after all.
[07:54] Chiyo
Have you no shame?
[07:56] Chiyo
Because of your meddling, a crack has formed
in our otherwise perfect friendship!
[08:01] Sekine
Huh?
[08:02] (Flashback) Tsubasa
I guess I'll eat Mr. Strawberry, then!
[08:05] (Flashback) Boy 2
You can have mine, too!
[08:06] (Flashback) Tsubasa
Really? Are you sure?
[08:08] (Flashback) Tsubasa
Aah.
[08:09] Sekine
Was it really Hanzo's fault?
[08:12] Hanzo
That was all because that
Tsubasa girl was so desperate!
[08:16] Chiyo
At her age, it's only natural
to be into romance!
[08:19] Hanzo
Mark my words! I'll get you next time!
[08:22] Rikka
H-Huh?
[08:24] Rikka
Hey, Chiyo-san, wasn't a boy here just now?
[08:29] Chiyo
That was an evil scoundrel who treats
the pure hearts of girls as mere playthings!
[08:34] Rikka
Oh, I see. I'm heartbroken.
[08:39] Chiyo
What a sad look...
[08:41] Chiyo
I'm so sorry. Everyone's so sad
and it's all my fault.
[08:47] Rikka
You did nothing wrong, Chiyo-san.
[08:54] Rikka
Besides, I really like it
[08:56] Rikka
when you're honest about what you want.
[09:01] Chiyo
Rikka-chan...
[09:06] Rikka
Goodbye, my love.
[09:16] Chiyo
Good day, Tsubasa-san.
[09:19] Rikka
Good morning!
[09:20] Tsubasa (Sister)
Mornin'!
[09:24] Chiyo & Rikka
Hmm?
[09:26] Rikka
She seems different, somehow.
[09:29] Chiyo
Is what happened yesterday
still weighing on her mind?
[09:32] Chiyo
Tsubasa-san, I wanted to
talk about yesterday.
[09:37] Tsubasa (Sister)
About yesterday?
[09:38] Chiyo
Yes. About your fight with Sekine-san.
[09:41] Chiyo
I know it was tough for you,
but please make amends with her!
[09:45] Tsubasa (Sister)
Oh, right. That doesn't bother me at all.
[09:49] Tsubasa (Sister)
Only small-minded men
dwell on stuff like that.
[09:55] Chiyo
Sekine-san! Did you hear that?
[09:57] Sekine
Y-Yeah...
[10:03] Sekine
Sorry about yesterday.
[10:06] Rikka
I'm glad it worked out!
[10:08] Rikka
Sekine-chan changed her hairstyle
to make up with you!
[10:12] Tsubasa (Sister)
Huh?
[10:13] Chiyo
We gave her a short-hair makeover,
just the way you like.
[10:17] Chiyo
It looks good, doesn't it?
[10:19] Sekine
No, I... I just wanted
to change things up a bit!
[10:26] Tsubasa (Sister)
Cute!
[10:28] Sekine
Huh?
[10:30] Tsubasa (Sister)
Wow!
[10:32] Tsubasa (Sister)
All-girls schools are so much fun!
[10:35] Tsuyoshi
Now I can finally attend
Chikuin Middle School, my dream!
[10:39] Tsuyoshi
I'm glad I decided to tell Sis
we're switching back.
[10:42] Tsuyoshi
She said she's not in any specific cliques.
[10:45] Tsuyoshi
I hope I can settle in quickly.
[10:50] Tsuyoshi
Morning.
[10:54] Boy 4
H-He talks...
[10:56] Boy 5
That's the first time I've ever
heard Camera's voice.
[11:01] Tsuyoshi
Uh, morning.
[11:03] Boy 6
Oh, uh, morning...
[11:06] Boy 6
I didn't know you did greetings.
I'm surprised.
[11:10] Tsuyoshi
Huh?
[11:20] Tsuyoshi
What've you been doing, Sis?!
[11:22] Hanzo
Tsuyoshi-kun, right?
[11:25] Tsuyoshi
Um...
[11:26] Hanzo
I'm Hanzawa, from your class. Naozo Hanzawa.
[11:31] Tsuyoshi
I'm sorry. We're classmates,
and I didn't even know your name.
[11:35] Hanzo
It's fine.
[11:37] Hanzo
I just transferred in recently,
so it's only natural you wouldn't know.
[11:43] Hanzo
May I sit here?
[11:44] Tsuyoshi
Sure.
[11:47] Hanzo
I infiltrated this school to learn
about life outside the clan,
[11:52] Hanzo
but meeting Chiyo's friend's younger
brother this way was a stroke of luck.
[11:56] Hanzo
If I get to know him, perhaps I can learn
some useful information about Chiyo.
[12:02] Hanzo
You were sighing earlier, too.
Are you all right?
[12:06] Tsuyoshi
Yeah, I guess.
[12:08] Tsuyoshi
Hanzawa-kun, do you have any siblings?
[12:10] Hanzo
Yes, an older sister.
[12:13] Tsuyoshi
Oh, I have a sister, too. We're twins.
[12:16] Tsuyoshi
She's a real force of nature.
[12:19] Tsuyoshi
It's exhausting.
[12:21] Hanzo
I see... I clash with my sister a lot, too.
[12:25] Hanzo
She's so tough. I still can't beat her,
[12:29] Hanzo
but one day, I want to get her back.
Double payback!
[12:32] Tsuyoshi
Double payback, huh?
If I even so much as attempted that...
[12:36] Tsubasa (Sister)
I wonder how much money
I can make from this photo?
[12:40] Hanzo
Hey, I know.
[12:42] Hanzo
Why don't we get together after school
to air our grievances?
[12:46] Tsuyoshi
Sure! Let's meet at the new café in front
of the station and talk over some cakes.
[12:51] Hanzo
Cakes? Sounds a bit girly, but sure.
[12:55] Tsuyoshi
Huh?
[12:56] Tsuyoshi
Oh, right. That's a girl thing.
[13:04] Tsuyoshi
Sis!
[13:06] Tsuyoshi
"Not in a specific clique" and "has
zero friends" are totally different!
[13:11] Tsuyoshi
I can't believe you don't even say hi
to your classmates in the morning!
[13:15] Tsubasa (Sister)
I was attending that school
to record the beauty of an idol.
[13:19] Tsubasa (Sister)
Why would I mingle with
the common riff-raff?
[13:22] Tsuyoshi
I can't stand how awkward it is.
[13:25] Tsuyoshi
I did find one person who seemed nice,
[13:29] Tsuyoshi
but now I wanna go back to the other school.
[13:30] Tsubasa (Sister)
Whatever.
[13:36] Rikka
Oh, hey, Tsubasa-chan!
[13:38] Tsubasa
Morning.
[13:40] Tsubasa
Oh, having friends is truly wonderful...
[13:43] Rikka
Hey, um, Tsubasa-chan.
[13:45] Tsubasa
Yeah? What is it?
[13:46] Rikka
Um...
[13:47] Rikka
Before taking someone's photo,
you should always ask!
[13:51] Rikka
Everyone in the universe knows that!
[13:57] Tsubasa
Did she do it here, too?!
[14:00] Tsubasa (Sister)
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
SIGN Blah
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SIGN Blah
SIGN Blah
SIGN Blah
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
[14:06] Tsubasa
Happy birthday, Sekine!
[14:06] Chiyo
Happy birthday!
[14:06] Rikka
Happy birthday!
[14:09] Sekine
Thank you...
[14:11] Chiyo
Here is your present.
[14:14] Chiyo
I made a hair ornament that I thought
might look good on you.
[14:17] Sekine
Thank you, Chiyo-san.
[14:19] Tsubasa
I baked muffins. Try some, if you'd like.
[14:22] Sekine
You made these yourself?
[14:24] Tsubasa
Yeah. I've gotten hooked
on making sweets lately.
[14:27] Sekine
I see. Thank you!
[14:30] Rikka
I brought you something truly special!
[14:33] Rikka
Behold!
[14:36] Rikka
A beautiful daughter!
[14:39] Sekine
You didn't give up on that plan, Colonel?!
[14:45] Three-year-old
I drew Mommy!
[14:46] Six-year-old
I'm in school now!
[14:49] Rikka
She's crying tears of happiness.
[14:52] Rikka
This present was a resounding success!
[14:54] Sekine
Wh-What should I do?
The child itself is innocent...
[14:59] Sekine
By the way, who is the father?
[15:02] Rikka
The father? Hmm...
[15:05] Rikka
Oh, a ninja!
[15:09] Sekine
It's Hanzo?!
[15:10] Tsubasa
A ninja? Where?
[15:12] Rikka
Look, over there. Huh?
[15:16] Sekine
Hanzo!
[15:19] Hanzo
Chiyo's friend's brother had
little useful information.
[15:23] Hanzo
I cannot fail again.
[15:26] Hanzo
When Chiyo steps away
from her friends, I'll use this...
[15:33] Sekine
A-Are you dating anyone right now?
[15:38] Hanzo
Huh? Um, no...
[15:40] Sekine
I see! So, what do you think?
[15:45] Sekine
Can we start with a quick
marriage registration?
[15:47] Hanzo
Huh?
[15:48] Hanzo
Uh, that's a little, you know...
[15:50] Sekine
Yes, of course.
[15:52] Sekine
How about we exchange D'DINE IDs, then?
[15:56] Sekine
No, please, I'm not a weirdo!
It's just, uh...
[15:59] Sekine
Love at first sight!
[16:00] Hanzo
In this situation?!
[16:01] Sekine
Please... For my... I mean,
[16:04] Sekine
for the sake of our daughter!
[16:07] Chiyo
What are you doing to my friend, Hanzo?!
[16:10] Hanzo
I'm the one who's getting done here!
[16:13] Sekine
Oh, no! Time to play dead!
[16:15] Chiyo
Sekine-san!
[16:17] Chiyo
Today will be your last!
[16:25] Hanzo
Dear sister. You will pay
for your betrayal of the clan.
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Dear sister. You will pay
for your betrayal of the clan.
That said, you should choose
friends with better morals.
[16:31] Hanzo
That said, you should choose
friends with better morals.
[16:35] Chiyo
Huh?
[16:35] Rikka
Oh, look, there you all are!
[16:38] Sekine
Rikka!
[16:39] Rikka
Sekine-chan, you forgot this!
[16:41] Sekine
Oh, that's... Hmm?
[16:49] Octopus
Octo!
[16:50] Sekine
A space octopus?!
[16:51] Rikka
It's cute, like a baby!
[16:55] Rikka
But be careful! Once it attaches itself,
it won't come off!
[16:58] Sekine
It wasn't a baby?!
[17:00] Sekine
I almost married Hanzo!
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
[17:03] Sekine
The Little Lies We All Tell.
[17:12] Tsubasa
I'm bored.
[17:14] Hanzo
Hey, aren't you Tsuyoshi-kun's sister?
[17:17] Tsubasa
Oh, it's Hanzawa-kun.
[17:21] Hanzo
How do you know my name?
We've never met before.
[17:25] Tsubasa
Oh, um, my brother described you.
[17:30] Hanzo
I see.
[17:32] Hanzo
I heard about you from Tsuyoshi-kun, as well.
[17:35] Hanzo
Sorry to annoy you out of nowhere like this.
[17:39] Tsubasa
Oh, not at all. I'm just waiting for
my friends to finish shopping.
[17:45] Tsubasa
Would you like to sit down?
[17:46] Hanzo
Sure! Here, have some coffee.
[17:49] Tsubasa
Thank you.
[17:51] Tsubasa
What are you doing here, Hanzawa-kun?
[17:54] Hanzo
I had a little shopping to do myself.
[17:56] Hanzo
By the way, Tsuyoshi-kun told me
that you love cute things.
[18:03] Tsubasa
That's right. I just love
cute things and hot guys.
[18:07] Tsubasa
I even dress my brother up
in cute clothes, sometimes!
[18:10] Hanzo
I-I see.
[18:12] Hanzo
I've had similar experiences, too.
[18:15] Tsubasa
Really?
[18:17] Hanzo
Yes. My sister has always loved cute things,
[18:21] Hanzo
and she used to treat me
like her little sister.
[18:30] (Flashback) Hanzo
Sister?
[18:31] (Flashback) Chiyo
I can't put someone so cute at risk!
[18:33] (Flashback) Hanzo
Sister?!
[18:40] (Flashback) Hanzo
Sister?
[18:42] (Flashback) Chiyo
I can't put someone so cute at risk!
[18:44] (Flashback) Hanzo
Sister?!
[18:50] (Flashback) Hanzo
Sister?
[18:51] (Flashback) Chiyo
I can't put someone so cute at risk!
[18:53] (Flashback) Hanzo
Sister?!
[18:56] (Flashback) Hanzo
I-Is this...
[18:57] (Flashback) Chiyo
I made it myself.
[18:59] (Flashback) Chiyo
I thought someone so cute
should have an equally cute lunch.
[19:04] (Flashback) Hanzo
Thank you, dear sister!
[19:10] Hanzo
My sister protected me. Somewhat overly so.
[19:15] Hanzo
She was strong and resilient...
And really cool.
[19:18] Tsubasa
Wow. I'd like to meet your sister someday.
[19:22] Hanzo
But now she's like a completely
different person.
[19:26] Hanzo
She betrayed her family and
spends her time on stupid things.
[19:30] Tsubasa
U-Uh, sounds like trouble.
[19:32] Tsubasa
But I guess that kind of free-wheeling style
is similar to our family, in a way.
[19:37] Tsubasa
Honestly, looking at my sister,
sometimes I envy her.
[19:43] Tsubasa
If only I could live the way she does.
[19:47] Tsubasa
Uh, that's what my brother said.
[19:51] Hanzo
Envy, huh...
[19:56] Hanzo
I must admit, sometimes I also feel...
[19:58] Tsubasa
It's not easy being a little brother.
[20:02] Tsubasa
Hopefully one day you'll find
a way to work things out.
[20:06] Tsubasa
Cheers!
[20:08] Hanzo
Oh, nothing...
[20:09] Rikka
I'll have it if you don't want it!
[20:15] Tsubasa
Hey, guys!
[20:18] Tsubasa
My friends are here. See ya!
[20:21] Chiyo
Actually, Tsubasa-san...
[20:24] Chiyo
I'd like to speak to this person. Alone.
[20:28] Tsubasa
What? So even Chiyo-san can handle guys,
if they're hot enough?
[20:35] Chiyo
Please make sure nobody else is around.
[20:37] Sekine
R-Right! Let's all go over there!
[20:40] Rikka/Tsubasa
Okay!
[20:42] Chiyo
I can't expose my friends
to any more danger.
[20:47] Chiyo
Let's end this here and now, Hanzo.
[20:50] Hanzo
I have no chance against you
in a head-on fight, dear sister.
[20:55] Hanzo
That's why I had your friend drink poison.
[20:58] Chiyo
How dare you!
[21:00] Hanzo
It should start to take effect
any minute now.
[21:02] Hanzo
Without the antidote,
they'll last two hours, at most.
[21:05] Hanzo
It's a painful way to die.
[21:08] Hanzo
Turn yourself in peacefully,
and I'll give the antidote—
[21:11] Rikka
Hey.
[21:16] Chiyo
Rikka-chan, are you all right?!
[21:18] Rikka
Yep! I'm feeling great!
[21:21] Rikka
So, um,
[21:23] Rikka
I wanted to ask you
where you got this coffee.
[21:27] Narrator
It turns out the poison
doesn't work on aliens.
[21:31] Hanzo
Th-That's...
[21:35] Hanzo
Hanzo's special blend.
SIGN Next Episode Preview
SIGN Day Duty:
Sekine
[23:09] Rikka
When your heart gets broken,
the best way to get over it is to eat a lot.
[23:13] Sekine
Playing an otome game helps, too.
[23:15] Chiyo
An otome game?
[23:17] Sekine
You fall in love with many
suitable targets...
SIGN #09: Find Fuku-chan!
[23:19] Sekine
Then in the end, it swallows you whole!
[23:22] Tsubasa
You mean a horror game, right...?
E9 - Find Fuku-chan!
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[00:01] Sekine
Huh? Did I fall asleep?
[00:02] Boys
That thing yesterday was awesome!
[00:05] Boys
I know, right? That one thing, right?
[00:07] Boys
Right, right!
[00:11] Sekine
Wait, what? What's going on?
[00:19] Sekine
I've turned into a boy!
SIGN Class 2-B
Air Band
SIGN The
SIGN Lit
SIGN tle
SIGN Lies
SIGN We
SIGN All
SIGN Tell
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN Rikka
SIGN Colonel
SIGN Chiyo-san
SIGN Chiyo-san
SIGN Ninja
SIGN Sekine
SIGN Psychic
SIGN Tsubasa
SIGN Tsuyoshi
SIGN Boy
SIGN Note:
Is Sekine
SIGN Maskuma Mask
SIGN Class 2-B
Air Band
SIGN Poeh
SIGN #09: Find Fuku-chan!
SIGN #09: Find Fuku-chan!
SIGN #09: Find Fuku-chan!
SIGN #09: Find Fuku-chan!
SIGN #09: Find Fuku-chan!
SIGN #09: Find Fuku-chan!
SIGN #09: Find Fuku-chan!
SIGN #09: Find Fuku-chan!
SIGN #09: Find Fuku-chan!
SIGN #09: Find Fuku-chan!
SIGN #09: Find Fuku-chan!
SIGN #09: Find Fuku-chan!
[02:01] Chiyo
Finished!
[02:03] Chiyo
Tsubasa-san, your hair is so pretty!
[02:07] Chiyo
You have the shiniest cuticles!
[02:09] Tsubasa
Um, thanks.
[02:11] Sekine
It's gotta be that androgynous appeal
of yours that makes you so popular.
[02:16] Tsubasa
Androgynous...
[02:18] Sekine
You know, "The Prince of
the All-Girls' School" trope.
[02:21] Rikka
So handsome!
[02:22] Chiyo
N-No! Tsubasa-san is a cute, pretty girl!
[02:33] Rikka
Miss Tsubasa must want to be a princess, too.
[02:38] Rikka
I know! I'll keep Miss Tsubasa as a girl
SIGN Greatest in the Galaxy
SIGN Wicked
SIGN Girly
SIGN Super Princess
[02:41] Rikka
and transform everyone else into boys.
[02:45] Sekine
You mean, you want to make Tsubasa
a princess in a hot boy harem?
SIGN Not bad
[02:50] Rikka
All right! Let's make that dream come true!
SIGN Katsu!!
[02:54] Rikka
Katsu!
[02:58] Sekine
Swirl...
SIGN Swirl...
[03:01] Sekine
That's right.
[03:02] Chiyomaru
Sekine-kun.
[03:05] Chiyomaru
You should get changed, already.
[03:07] Sekine (Boy)
U-Um...
[03:10] Sekine (Boy)
Who are you?
[03:11] Chiyomaru
What do you mean? I'm Chiyomaru.
[03:15] Sekine (Boy)
Chiyomaru...?
[03:19] Sekine (Boy)
Oh!
[03:20] Sekine (Boy)
Chiyo-san!
[03:22] Chiyomaru
It's Chiyomaru.
[03:23] Sekine (Boy)
I just remembered something I gotta do!
[03:28] Sekine (Boy)
Rikka! Where are you?!
SIGN Lucky Perv
SIGN Blank...
[03:41] Narrator
Lucky perv.
[03:43] Sekine (Boy)
Um, Tsubasa?
[03:47] Tsuyoshi (Girl)
It's meant to be a secret, but I'm here
in place of my older brother, Tsuyoshi.
SIGN Keep the locker
room clean.
[03:51] Tsuyoshi (Girl)
So, please call me Tsuyoshi.
[03:53] Sekine (Boy)
Huh, I see.
[03:55] Sekine
This is what it means
to make Tsubasa a princess?
[03:58] Sekine
I have to admit, it's a bit interesting.
[04:00] Sekine
And I'm a guy...
[04:02] Sekine
I should take advantage of this opportunity
to try things that only guys can do.
[04:07] Sekine (Boy)
Tsuyoshi, I have a favor to ask.
[04:09] Tsuyoshi (Girl)
What is it?
[04:11] Sekine (Boy)
Please let me do it.
SIGN Nurse's Office
[04:17] Sekine (Boy)
Did you have to hit me?
[04:19] Tsuyoshi (Girl)
Sorry, but you share the blame here.
[04:24] Sekine (Boy)
Oh, I'm bleeding. I knew it.
[04:27] Tsuyoshi (Girl)
H-He's handsome!
[04:29] Sekine (Boy)
You can make up for it by buying me lunch
at the cafeteria later.
[04:34] Tsuyoshi (Girl)
I guess we could kiss or something.
I do feel sorry about hitting you.
[04:38] Sekine (Boy)
Nah, I can always do that as a girl.
[04:43] Tsuyoshi (Girl)
That aside, Sekine... You're going
to be late for the Barfathon.
[04:46] Sekine (Boy)
Barfathon? What's that?
[04:49] Tsuyoshi (Girl)
Did I hit you in the wrong place?
[04:51] Tsuyoshi (Girl)
Remember? Today's the day of
the annual "Loincloth Walking Race."
[04:56] Narrator
A race where contestants walk, clad only in
loincloths, all the way to Gunma Prefecture!
[05:00] Narrator
Due to the high number of people who
throw up, it has the nickname "Barfathon."
[05:04] Narrator
Yes, this is a middle school event.
[05:07] Sekine
That's way too hardcore.
[05:10] Sekine
But given my injury,
I should be able to opt out.
[05:13] Chiyomaru
Sekine-kun, have you seen Rikkard-kun?
[05:17] Rikka
I'm right here!
[05:21] Sekine
The Colonel is still a girl?
[05:24] Chiyomaru
Rikkard-kun...
[05:26] Rikka
Who is this handsome boy?
[05:28] Chiyo
Rikka-chan!
[05:29] Rikka
Is it Chiyo...
[05:31] Rikka
san...
[05:33] Chiyomaru
What is that outfit you're wearing?
[05:36] Chiyomaru
How many times do I have to tell you?!
[05:38] Chiyomaru
I hate guys who aren't manly!
[05:41] Chiyomaru
What are these? Hair extensions?
[05:43] Chiyomaru
Is this your real hair?
[05:44] Rikka
Ow, ow...
[05:46] Chiyomaru
Tsuyoshi, the clippers.
[05:48] Tsuyoshi (Girl)
Here.
[05:51] Chiyomaru
Rikkard, I'm shaving your head.
[05:56] Rikka
I'd prefer you didn't—
[06:02] Chiyomaru
Did I just hear something?
[06:04] Rikka
Nothing at all!
[06:06] Sekine
I see...
SIGN Maidenly Chiyo
[06:07] Sekine
Chiyo-san is very girly.
SIGN Tough Guy Chiyomaru
[06:10] Sekine
But as a boy, she's the opposite.
[06:14] Sekine
Tsubasa is...
[06:16] Sekine
somehow cuter.
[06:19] Sekine
Is it because of her princess position?
[06:23] Sekine (Boy)
Tsuyoshi, what are you going
to do about the Barfathon?
[06:26] Tsuyoshi (Girl)
I'm opting out, of course.
I can't do it for many reasons.
[06:29] Sekine (Boy)
I see. I guess I'll opt out, as well.
[06:32] Tsuyoshi (Girl)
What are you talking about?
[06:34] Tsuyoshi (Girl)
You need a signed document from your
legal guardian to opt out. You know that.
SIGN Huh
[06:43] Sekine (Boy)
Huh?
[06:57] Chiyomaru
We'll continue this after the Barfathon.
[07:00] Chiyomaru
Hurry up and get ready.
You don't want to be late.
[07:03] Sekine (Boy)
Look! My head is busted open!
There's so much blood!
[07:07] Tsuyoshi (Girl)
You can't go home sick unless
you have a fever or something.
[07:09] Sekine (Boy)
What?!
[07:11] Chiyomaru
Are you trying to commit truancy?
[07:12] Sekine (Boy)
Never!
[07:15] Sekine (Boy)
I'm cold! It hurts!
I don't wanna do this anymore!
[07:18] Sekine (Boy)
What kind of event is this?!
It's ridiculous! Unbelievable!
[07:23] Chiyomaru
Sekine-kun, did you just say something?
[07:25] Sekine (Boy)
I love the Barfathon! Gung ho!
[07:28] Tsuyoshi (Girl)
Sekine.
[07:31] Tsuyoshi (Girl)
Just give up and accept it.
[07:33] Sekine
Not fair!
[07:34] Chiyomaru
Let's follow Rikkard-kun's lead
and do our best!
[07:41] Rikka
I'm glad I included "UFO travel counts
as walking" in the brainwashing program.
[07:45] Rikka
One quick hop to Gunma!
[07:47] Sekine
Why did you include
the Barfathon in the first place?!
[07:56] Rikka
Goal!
[07:56] Rikka
Goal, goal, goal, goal, goal!
[08:08] Rikka
It seems I've tried a little too hard.
[08:11] Narrator
The space alien wins!
[08:20] Rikka
Almost there!
[08:23] Sekine (Boy)
Ugh, so tough... I'm spent...
[08:25] Tsuyoshi (Girl)
Fight on, Sekine.
[08:27] Chiyomaru
The goal is right there. Fight on!
[08:30] Rikka
You all did so well!
[08:33] Tsuyoshi (Girl)
You got first place again! Awesome!
[08:35] Chiyomaru
You did great, Rikkard-kun.
I knew you could do it.
[08:42] Chiyomaru
Now, let's pick up where we left off.
[08:44] Chiyomaru
I hope you're ready.
[08:49] Rikka
I'm sorry, Miss Tsubasa!
I can't take any more!
[08:52] Rikka
Katsu!
[09:01] Rikka
Where...
[09:03] Sekine
...are we?
[09:04] Tsubasa
Hey, you two.
[09:06] Tsubasa
You're going to be late.
[09:09] Rikka
Late for the Barfathon?!
[09:11] Sekine
I have no idea what you're
talking about, ma'am!
[09:13] Tsubasa
The tea party, of course.
[09:15] Tsubasa
Did you hit your head or something?
It's an annual event.
[09:20] Chiyo
I baked some sweets.
[09:23] Rikka
A tea party!
[09:24] Sekine
How elegant!
[09:27] Rikka & Sekine
All-girls schools are the best!
[09:31] Rikka
Flowers are beautiful
because they're destined to fall.
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
[09:34] Sekine
Oh, no.
[09:48] Sekine
I'm broke this month, as always.
[09:51] Hot guy
Maybe what you're really concerned about
[09:54] Hot guy
is the fact that your family
won't come back.
[09:59] Narrator
A hot guy in an all-girls middle school?!
[10:01] Narrator
Sir, did you wander into the wrong show?
[10:05] Sekine
Who are you?
[10:10] Hot guy
I can't talk about that here.
[10:19] Hot guy
Come see me behind the gym tomorrow.
[10:25] Hot guy
I'll reveal everything to you then.
[10:28] Sekine
Why does it have to be out there?
[10:30] Hot guy
What? It's only natural to want to see
cute girls away from other people.
[10:35] Hot guy
Let's meet alone.
[10:37] Sekine
Stop kidding around!
[10:40] Hot guy
You're cute when you're angry, as well.
[10:46] Hot guy
Don't be so cautious.
[10:48] Hot guy
I know you're always working very hard.
[10:56] Hot guy
Oh, by the way.
[10:59] Hot guy
Take off your glasses. You're cuter that way.
[11:05] Hot guy
See you.
[11:09] Sekine
What was that?
[11:15] Sekine
Was that a teacher from a
different grade or something?
[11:19] Sekine
I don't recognize him, though.
[11:25] Tsubasa
You look down. Is everything okay?
[11:29] Rikka
No, it's not. My pet ran away.
[11:34] Chiyo
Oh, dear.
[11:35] Rikka
Where could you have gone?
[11:41] (Flashback) Rikka
A cute animal, here?!
[11:45] (Flashback) Rikka
Let's help each other to survive
here on this planet, my comrade.
[11:59] (Flashback) Rikka
Don't just start running. It's dangerous.
[12:01] (Flashback) Rikka
Hey!
[12:02] Narrator
And he just ran off like that.
[12:06] Rikka
Fuku-chan...
[12:08] Sekine
What kind of name is that?
[12:10] Rikka
Lost on a foreign planet...
He must be so lonely.
[12:15] Rikka
No, he's fine!
[12:17] Rikka
Fuku-chan has the ability to embed
spores into a target's brain
[12:22] Rikka
to show them an illusion
of the target's ideal partner!
[12:30] Rikka
He'll certainly be popular
on this planet, as well!
[12:41] Sekine
Spores...?
[12:44] Sekine
Wait, so that guy earlier was an illusion
shown to me by the Colonel's pet?
SIGN Just the right amount
of aggressiveness
SIGN Understands family issues
SIGN Ideal age difference
SIGN Beauty mark
beside mouth
SIGN Squee!
(Translation: You like guys
like this, don't you?)
[12:50] Sekine
So that's my ideal partner...
SIGN Aaaaaaaaaaa...
[12:58] Narrator
She can't come to terms
with her maidenly desires.
[13:01] Sekine
Tsubasa...
[13:03] Tsubasa
What?
[13:05] Sekine
I'm sorry I called you a pierced
female animal the other day.
[13:09] Narrator
She has regrets.
[13:10] Tsubasa
It's all right.
[13:13] Tsubasa
But in that case, can I ask you for a favor?
[13:16] Sekine
What is it?
[13:17] Tsubasa
Well, there's this person I'm seeing.
[13:23] Sekine
I thought this was about a favor?
[13:27] Sekine
Wait, you have a boyfriend?
[13:29] Tsubasa
No, it's not like that.
[13:33] Tsubasa
Umm...
[13:36] Tsubasa
We just started talking at the convenience
store yesterday, and we got along so well.
[13:41] Tsubasa
And...
[13:45] Tsubasa
I got invited to meet up, just the two of us!
[13:52] Sekine
Don't tell me,
on the back of Tsubasa's head...
[13:55] Tsubasa
I was like, wow, how can
someone so nice exist in reality?
[14:00] Sekine
Move your hand!
[14:02] Tsubasa
I totally feel, like, this is destiny.
[14:06] Sekine
Ugh, how stubborn...
[14:09] Tsubasa
What are you doing, Sekine?
You're being weird.
[14:15] Narrator
He's basically a breeding ground.
[14:17] Sekine
Tsubasa, I think that person
is on a different plane of existence.
[14:24] Sekine
Or rather, not plane, but... planet?
[14:28] Tsubasa
I mean, it did cross my mind a little.
[14:31] Tsubasa
There's a bit of an age gap.
It might not work out.
[14:34] Woman
Tsuyoshi-kun!
[14:35] Sekine
But that romance will only hurt y—
[14:38] Rikka
Not necessarily!
[14:40] Rikka
No matter how it ends,
romance adds color to a dull life!
[14:45] Sekine
Colonel, just shut up for a second.
[14:48] Sekine
Oh, wait. Tsubasa does tend to become
super stupid when men get involved.
[14:52] Sekine
Maybe this is a good time for her
to experience a heartbreak of her own?
[14:56] Tsubasa
What is it?
[14:59] Rikka
Life is short, so fall in love, girls.
[15:03] Rikka
Fuku-chan, even if you never come back,
SIGN Win-Win Relationship
SIGN Win-Win Relationship
[15:06] Tsubasa
A win-win relationship!
[15:06] Rikka
I hope you can live a happy life with
a partner of your own on this planet.
[15:10] Rikka
But...
[15:11] Rikka
But that's a dream that can never come true.
[15:15] Sekine
Uh-oh. Sounds bad.
[15:16] Rikka
Fuku-chan uses illusions to lure in prey,
and then, while the victim is enraptured,
[15:22] Rikka
eats them and converts them into nutrients.
[15:28] Tsubasa
So, I got invited to a sleepover tonight.
[15:33] Sekine
Don't!
[15:34] Chiyo
Please, no!
[15:37] Chiyo
Tsubasa-san, you can't sleep over
at a stranger's house!
[15:42] Tsubasa
It's fine!
[15:44] Tsubasa
So, Sekine, can you just say
I was at your house?
[15:49] Sekine
Tsubasa...
[15:51] Sekine
I'm going to be direct.
[15:56] Sekine
If you get eaten tonight,
will you regret it then?
[15:58] Tsubasa
That's too direct, Sekine!
SIGN Eek!
SIGN Eek!
[16:01] Tsubasa
Aw, jeez, you're such a prude!
[16:03] Sekine
Well, I guess she's dying tonight.
[16:07] Sekine
No, this is where I have to draw the line.
[16:10] Sekine
But how do I put a stop to this?
[16:16] Narrator
Pipi-de-pop-de-poo.
[16:20] Sekine
She must have spores on her.
[16:22] Sekine
I wonder if removing them would do it.
[16:24] Sekine
Ah.
[16:26] Sekine
This is one of those things where
I have to take care of Fuku-chan,
[16:29] Sekine
or else more will fall prey.
[16:31] Tsubasa
Are you all right, Sekine?
[16:38] Sekine
Sorry, Tsubasa. You're going to be bait.
[16:47] Sekine
Is Fuku-chan coming?
[16:51] Sekine
Oh, it's Chiyo-san.
[16:53] Chiyo
I'm a bit scared, but I'll tell
that god-knows-who what's what!
[16:59] Chiyo
You must arrange a meeting between
both families before anything else!
SIGN God-knows-who
SIGN Wahh
SIGN Rawr
[17:02] God-knows-who
Y-Yes!
[17:05] Chiyo
I've trained for this, in my mind!
[17:09] Chiyo
Here he is!
[17:17] Sekine
Isn't that the guy that talked to me? Why?
[17:30] Narrator
There were more.
[17:35] Sekine
Huh?
[17:37] Sekine
Where'd he go?
[17:39] Sekine
The only explanation for
this bizarre situation...
[17:42] Sekine
is that Fuku-chan must be there!
[17:47] Sleazy guy
Come on, baby.
Let's spend a hot night together.
[17:52] Chiyo
Tsubasa-san, is this your type?
[17:57] Chiyo
I must regretfully decline...
[18:00] Sekine
Maybe Chiyo-san is seeing her ideal partner?
[18:05] Sekine
But why does she seem troubled?
[18:08] Sekine
Why isn't she liking it?
[18:09] Chiyo
Um, are you Tsubasa-san's f-friend?
[18:15] Narrator
Her art turned to shit due to stress.
[18:17] Sekine
What should I do? I can't help her
if I can't see anything.
[18:21] Sekine
If only I had some sort of special power...
[18:24] Sekine
Wait, I do!
[18:26] Narrator
Mistress Time:
[18:28] Narrator
Sekine gains the ability
to completely control her powers.
[18:33] Sekine
But if I use it...
[18:36] Sekine
No, I have to save my friends!
[18:41] Sekine
Sekine Eye!
[18:44] Narrator
Allow me to explain!
[18:46] Narrator
Sekine is seeing what Chiyo is seeing!
[18:52] Sekine
That must be Fuku-chan, I guess.
[18:55] Sekine
I'm glad I sacrificed my belly for this.
[18:58] Sekine
But seriously, that's like,
a sleazy dude from an adult manga.
[19:03] Sekine
Is that Chiyo-san's type?
[19:07] Sleazy guy
Ah, I get it. Okay, okay.
[19:09] Sleazy guy
You're Tsuba-chan's friend, huh?
[19:12] Sleazy guy
You're, like, so much more my type
than her, you know.
[19:17] Chiyo
Please stay away from Tsubasa-san...
[19:21] Chiyo
P-Please...
[19:26] Sleazy guy
In that case, how 'bout ya keep me company
instead of Tsuba-chan?
[19:31] Sekine
What's going on?
[19:33] Sekine
Could it be that...
SIGN No chance to procreate!
[19:35] Sekine
Fuku-chan doesn't necessarily
show you your ideal partner,
[19:39] Sekine
but just shows whatever illusion has the
best chance of resulting in procreation?
SIGN Slight chance
to procreate!
[19:45] Chiyo
Will you promise never
to see Tsubasa-san again?
[19:47] Sleazy guy
You got it, toots!
[19:51] Chiyo
Understood...
[19:53] Chiyo
Let's just kill him.
[19:54] Sekine
Guess that figures.
[19:57] Chiyo
But I vowed to never take a life...
[20:01] Chiyo
Will I go the way of the demon?
[20:03] Sleazy guy
Come on, let's go.
[20:05] Sleazy guy
Let's get it on alone!
[20:07] Chiyo
I'm scared!
[20:09] Narrator
Of her own killer instinct.
[20:11] Sekine
Chiyo-san!
[20:13] Rikka
That won't do.
[20:16] Rikka
You're a naughty one.
[20:20] Sekine
You're awesome, Colonel!
Though it was your fault to begin with!
[20:24] Chiyo
Oh, where did that man go?
[20:26] Rikka
I called the authorities!
He probably ran off.
[20:30] Rikka
But who would have thought he would actually
try to procreate using Earthlings...
[20:42] Tsubasa
Huh? What are you all doing here?
[20:46] Rikka
There's no other way.
[20:49] Rikka
Exterminate!
[20:56] Tsubasa
What is this?!
[21:04] Rikka
Good!
[21:08] Tsubasa
What is?
SIGN Inaseya Supermarket
SIGN Fresh!!
SIGN Fresh!!
SIGN Super Sale!! Mushroom Festival
SIGN Super Sale!! Mushroom Festival
SIGN Niigata Produce
SIGN King Trumpet Mushrooms
SIGN 78 yen per pack (82 yen with tax)
SIGN Niigata Produce
SIGN King Trumpet Mushrooms
SIGN 78 yen per pack (82 yen with tax)
[21:16] Hot guy 1
You're cute.
[21:18] Hot guy 2
I'll save you.
[21:22] Hot guy 3
I missed you.
SIGN Vegetables & Fruits
[21:24] Hot guy 4
Are you all right?
[21:26] Hot guy 5
I will care for you.
[21:27] Narrator
An aftereffect of the spores is that king
trumpet mushrooms look like hot guys to her.
[21:29] Hot guy 6
You're so fine as always.
SIGN Inaseya Supermarket
[21:32] Hot guy
I love you.
[21:33] Narrator
It went away after a while.
[21:36] Hot guy
Bye-bye.
SIGN Next Episode Preview
SIGN Day Duty:
Sekine
[23:09] Chiyo
The hot-springs resort trip! I can't wait!
[23:12] Sekine
Hot-spring boiled eggs and steamed buns!
[23:14] Rikka
I want to wear a yukata, go to the
shooting gallery, and play table tennis!
[23:17] Sekine
Tsubasa, why aren't you excited?
[23:19] Tsubasa
I totally am excited!
SIGN #10: Atami
[23:20] Tsubasa
I'm going to get shiny, smooth skin
at the skin-beautifying hot spring!
E10 - Atami
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[00:01] Sekine
Hello. I'm Sekine, D-Class Psychic.
[00:05] Sekine
My powers let me occasionally hear other
people's thoughts, and that's about it!
[00:08] Shopkeeper
We only need one more...
Why aren't we getting any customers?
[00:12] Sekine
I just want to help others,
if only a little bit.
[00:18] Shopkeeper
Congratulations!
You are our 1,000th customer!
[00:22] Sekine
But if I abuse my powers for personal gain...
SIGN Congratulations
[00:26] Shopkeeper
Please, enjoy this fabulous prize!
SIGN Congratulations
[00:29] Sekine
The Organization will come after me!
SIGN Class 2-B
Air Band
SIGN The
SIGN Lit
SIGN tle
SIGN Lies
SIGN We
SIGN All
SIGN Tell
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN Rikka
SIGN Colonel
SIGN Chiyo-san
SIGN Chiyo-san
SIGN Ninja
SIGN Sekine
SIGN Psychic
SIGN Tsubasa
SIGN Tsuyoshi
SIGN Boy
SIGN Note:
Is Sekine
SIGN Maskuma Mask
SIGN Class 2-B
Air Band
SIGN Poeh
SIGN Congratulations
SIGN #10: Atami
SIGN #10: Atami
SIGN #10: Atami
SIGN #10: Atami
SIGN #10: Atami
SIGN #10: Atami
SIGN #10: Atami
SIGN #10: Atami
SIGN #10: Atami
SIGN #10: Atami
SIGN #10: Atami
SIGN #10: Atami
[02:03] Sekine
Who wants tickets...
[02:06] Sekine
to the amusement park?!
[02:07] Students
Me! Me! Me!
[02:09] Narrator
And the tickets ended up in Rikka's hands.
[02:13] Rikka
Chiyo-san, um...
[02:15] Rikka
Would you like to go with me?
[02:16] Chiyo
Yes, I would love to.
[02:19] Tsubasa
Are you sure you don't want to go, Sekine?
[02:22] Sekine
Yep. As class rep, I want to do
things for the rest of you.
[02:27] Chiyo
Sekine-san, you're so wonderful!
[02:30] Sekine
I really want to go, though!
[02:33] Rikka
An amusement park... How exciting.
[02:36] Rikka
Come to think of it, I spent my youth
undergoing elite training as a pilot.
[02:44] Rikka
I never had the chance
to experience playing as a child.
[02:56] Rikka
No! My thoughts almost betrayed
the spirit of the revolution!
[03:05] Rikka
An amusement park, huh...
[03:08] Tsubasa
Rikka looks really happy.
[03:10] Tsubasa
Is she that excited about
going to an amusement park?
[03:15] Rikka
But what should I wear?
[03:19] Rikka
Chiyo-san is so fashionable.
I need to make sure I don't embarrass her.
[03:23] Rikka
School uniform... Too ordinary.
[03:27] Rikka
Military uniform... Too dull.
[03:30] Rikka
This is it! The only remaining choice!
SIGN Members: 4
SIGN Check out my fancy amusement park outfit!
[03:40] Rikka
Check out my fancy outfit
for the amusement park!
[03:45] Tsubasa
Rikka's fashion sense...
[03:48] Tsubasa
Walking next to someone wearing this
would be like some kind of punishment!
[03:52] Tsubasa
What can I even say in response?
[03:54] Tsubasa
Oh, well. I'm sure Chiyo-san will stop her.
SIGN Members: 4
SIGN That is so very cute!
SIGN Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like
[03:58] Chiyo
Like! Like! Like! Like!
[04:02] Chiyo
Rikka-chan.
[04:03] Rikka
Chiyo-san.
[04:03] Tsubasa
Overwhelming approval?!
[04:04] Chiyo
Rikka-chan.
[04:05] Rikka
Chiyo-san.
SIGN He recommended a better outfit later.
SIGN He recommended a better outfit later.
[04:06] Chiyo
Rikka-chan.
[04:06] Narrator
He recommended a better outfit later.
[04:08] Rikka
Chiyo-san.
SIGN Sunday
[04:11] Tsuyoshi
The weather sure is nice today.
[04:13] Tsuyoshi
I hope they're having fun.
[04:17] Chiyo
Tsubasa-san, nice timing.
[04:20] Tsuyoshi
Ch-Chiyo-san? What's the red stuff?!
[04:24] Chiyo
A powerful foe—
[04:26] Chiyo
I mean, an urgent matter came up.
[04:28] Chiyo
Please tell Rikka-chan I can't make it!
[04:31] Chiyo
Farewell!
[04:34] Tsuyoshi
"Farewell"?
[04:37] Tsuyoshi
That was a lot of paint on Chiyo-san.
[04:40] Tsuyoshi
I should call Rikka...
[04:42] Tsuyoshi
but she's not picking up.
[04:45] Tsuyoshi
I guess I'll have to go there myself.
[04:47] Tsuyoshi
But I should change into my uniform first...
[04:50] Tsuyoshi
Or actually, maybe I can go like this.
[04:52] Tsuyoshi
Chiyo-san knew who I was right away.
[04:55] Tsuyoshi
Wait... Does that mean...
[04:58] Tsuyoshi
I look like a girl,
even without feminine clothing?
[05:02] Tsuyoshi
No...
[05:03] Narrator
A sobering realization.
[05:11] Rikka
It's not like Chiyo-san to be late like this.
[05:14] Rikka
I hope she didn't get in
an accident or something.
[05:18] Rikka
Maybe there's some important reason
she can't make it.
[05:21] Rikka
No matter!
[05:23] Rikka
After all, my comrades in space
are out there fighting, even now.
[05:29] Rikka
It was selfish of me to try to enjoy myself.
[05:33] Tsuyoshi
R-Rikka!
[05:37] Rikka
What are you doing here, Tsubasa-chan?
[05:40] Tsuyoshi
Well, I...
[05:41] Inoue
Tsuyoshi!
[05:42] Tsuyoshi
I-Inoue?!
[05:44] Inoue
Is this girl a relative of yours?
[05:45] Tsuyoshi
Oh, um...
[05:47] Inoue's Friend
Inoue!
[05:48] Inoue
Oh, my friend's here. See ya!
[05:55] Tsuyoshi
I'm Tsubasa...'s twin brother Tsuyoshi.
[05:59] Rikka
They can't look any more similar!
[06:02] Narrator
She is correct.
[06:04] Tsuyoshi
Um...
[06:05] Tsuyoshi
Chiyo-san couldn't make it,
due to important reasons.
SIGN Reasons
[06:08] Tsuyoshi
My sister was supposed to come instead,
SIGN Inoue
[06:12] Tsuyoshi
but that didn't work out either...
[06:14] Rikka
I understand. Thank you very much.
[06:19] Rikka
It wouldn't make sense for me
to hang out here alone, so I'll go home now.
[06:26] Tsuyoshi
Um!
[06:28] Tsuyoshi
Would it be all right
if I went with you, instead?
[06:34] Rikka
Excuse me... What do
you think we should ride?
SIGN Come again soon
[06:38] Tsuyoshi
You don't have to talk so politely to me.
[06:40] Rikka
Ah. Yes.
[06:47] Tsuyoshi
Let's go on a ride you like.
[06:49] Rikka
Anything's fine with me.
[06:59] Tsuyoshi
What should we ride next?
[07:00] Rikka
I wonder what? I can't wait.
[07:06] Tsuyoshi & Rikka
The unfun atmosphere is real.
[07:09] Tsuyoshi
A-Amusement parks are
supposed to be fun, right?
[07:14] Rikka
I miss Chiyo-san.
[07:16] Tsuyoshi
Oh, look, a merry-go-round. Wanna ride that?
[07:20] Rikka
Uh...
[07:21] Rikka
If that is what you want,
I have no objections, my friend.
[07:25] Tsuyoshi
Huh?
[07:26] Narrator
The Colonel is stressed.
[07:28] Tsuyoshi
What is that "I'm only letting you do it
because you really want to" tone?
[07:35] Tsuyoshi
Wow, I love the merry-go-round!
[07:40] Rikka
This boy is accompanying me out of kindness.
[07:44] Rikka
I should do my best to stand by his side.
[07:46] Rikka
Let's get in line.
[07:49] Rikka
You like these, don't you?
[07:52] Tsuyoshi
"You like these, don't you"?
[07:55] Tsuyoshi
I actually like rides
you can scream your heart out on!
[07:59] Rikka
Rides you can scream on? You mean...
[08:15] Tsuyoshi & Rikka
This might actually be fun!
[08:25] Narrator
Meanwhile, Chiyo...
[08:27] Chiyo
Secret technique...
[08:28] Chiyo
Rolling Coaster!
[08:33] Narrator
Meanwhile, Sekine...
[08:35] Sekine
I didn't use my abilities for personal gain!
[08:42] Tsuyoshi
This is the last place
we haven't been to yet.
[08:44] Rikka
Looks boring.
[08:46] Man
Let's go inside.
[08:48] Woman
Oh, but I'm scared!
[08:50] Man
Okay, let's not.
[08:51] Rikka
I see. So that's how one
gets out of having to go in.
[08:57] Rikka
I'm so scared!
[08:59] Rikka
I'm too scared to go in!
[09:03] Rikka
Glance.
[09:05] Tsuyoshi
What's with this sudden cutesy behavior?
[09:07] Tsuyoshi
Didn't she say, before...
[09:09] (Flashback) Chiyo
I want to go see that guardian spirit
fortune teller again.
[09:13] (Flashback) Tsubasa
Sorry, I don't really believe in ghosts
and the afterlife and stuff.
[09:17] (Flashback) Rikka
Same here.
[09:19] (Flashback) Rikka
When we die, we all just
end up as space dust.
[09:24] Tsuyoshi
Wasn't that her stance?!
[09:26] Rikka
I'm so scared! I'm so scared!
[09:28] Tsuyoshi
What to do... Wait, if Chiyo-san was here...
[09:33] Chiyo
Eek! No!
[09:35] Rikka
I'm scared!
[09:35] Tsuyoshi
Ah, so it's a girl thing where
she just wants to get excited.
[09:40] Tsuyoshi
Got it!
[09:42] Rikka
We ended up going in.
[09:52] Tsuyoshi
I'm scared!
[09:54] Narrator
He tries his best to raise the excitement...
[09:57] Rikka
What's so shocking about any of this?
[09:59] Narrator
...unsuccessfully.
[10:04] Tsuyoshi
Huh? A cold breeze...
[10:09] Rikka
Wait, this sensation...
[10:12] Tsuyoshi
Huh? The theme here is supposed
to be "ruined hospital."
[10:16] Tsuyoshi
So why is there a fallen samurai?
[10:18] Tsuyoshi
Come to think of it, this place used to
be an ancient battleground,
[10:21] Tsuyoshi
and many accidents happened during
the construction of this amusement park...
[10:25] Narrator
It's the real deal.
[10:29] Rikka
There is no physical entity there,
but I still feel its energy.
[10:32] Rikka
Wait! Could that be...
[10:35] Rikka
An extremely rare
Powpyopipoppyopyopapyopuian?!
[10:41] Rikka
Ouch!
[10:41] Tsuyoshi
Yikes!
[10:45] Tsuyoshi
Eek! Run!
[10:49] Tsuyoshi
Wow, a dead samurai...
[10:51] Rikka
Yes! A super-rare
Powpyopipoppyopyopapyopuian!
[10:55] Tsuyoshi
A Powpyopipoppyopyopapyopuian...?
[10:58] Rikka
Who would have imagined I'd meet a real
Powpyopipoppyopyopapyopuian here...
[11:02] Rikka
What a surprise!
[11:07] Rikka
I got excited and said too much!
[11:10] Rikka
N-Never mind. It must have been
a fallen samurai alien!
[11:20] Rikka
How pretty!
[11:24] Rikka
This is the first time I've been
to an amusement park.
[11:27] Tsuyoshi
Oh?
[11:29] Tsuyoshi
Wait, what?! You've never been to one before?
[11:33] Rikka
So um... Thanks for coming along.
[11:38] Tsuyoshi
R-Right. I'm just glad I was able to help.
[11:42] Tsuyoshi
I mean, I did want to thank you
for being so good to my sister.
[11:46] Rikka
I'm the one who should be thankful!
[11:47] Rikka
Tsubasa-chan's always so
cool-headed and reliable.
[11:50] Rikka
She's always helping me out.
[11:54] Tsuyoshi
So that's how she sees me...
[11:58] Tsuyoshi
Tsubasa also told me that you're
a hard worker and a great friend.
[12:11] Rikka
You have my gratitude.
SIGN Thump
SIGN Thump
[12:12] Tsuyoshi
Thump!
[12:14] Tsuyoshi
She's so cool when she's being bashful!
[12:17] Narrator
He is moved by Colonel Rikka.
[12:20] Chiyo
Rikka-chan, I'm so, so sorry!
[12:24] Rikka
It's fine. Tsubasa-chan's brother,
Tsuyoshi-kun, hung out with me.
[12:29] Chiyo & Sekine
What?!
[12:30] Tsuyoshi
Yeah, I had to take care of something,
so I asked Tsuyoshi.
[12:35] Chiyo
Were you all right?!
[12:37] Chiyo
I don't want any bad actors
approaching my dear, cute Rikka-chan!
[12:40] Rikka
There was a fallen samurai who approached us.
[12:43] Chiyo
A fallen samurai?!
[12:44] Sekine
What's Tsuyoshi-kun like?
[12:47] Rikka
He's really nice. But...
[12:50] Tsubasa
What?!
[12:52] Rikka
Intelligence, kinetic vision,
athletic ability, emergency response...
[12:57] Rikka
He fails in all aspects!
[13:00] Rikka
He needs to train both his mind and body!
[13:04] Narrator
The Colonel's performance
reviews are quite harsh.
SIGN Is fake blood trending?
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
[13:08] Tsuyoshi
Is fake blood trending?
[13:13] Rikka
Next weekend is three days long!
[13:16] Chiyo
It would be wonderful
if we could go out somewhere.
[13:18] Tsubasa
In that case, how about we go
visit my grandpa's vacation home?
[13:24] Sekine
Vacation home?
[13:25] Chiyo
Are you sure?
[13:26] Tsubasa
Yeah. It's in Atami.
SIGN Atami
[13:29] Sekine & Chiyo & Rikka
Atami!
[13:31] Rikka
Baths!
[13:33] Tsubasa
What should I do while
everyone else is bathing?
[13:37] Rikka
I've never been to a vacation home before.
SIGN The Next Day
[13:39] Chiyo
I can't wait!
[13:43] Tsubasa
I'm sorry.
SIGN Atami
[13:44] Tsubasa
The vacation home's a no-go.
[13:47] Tsubasa
Grandpa told me he actually sold it.
[13:51] Tsubasa
He'd had it listed for a while,
so I didn't expect it to sell now.
[13:57] Chiyo
Please don't feel bad.
[14:00] Narrator
A detailed itinerary.
[14:02] Rikka
I'm glad he was able to sell it.
[14:04] Narrator
A bath towel.
[14:07] Narrator
An over-stuffed backpack.
[14:08] Tsubasa
I'm really sorry.
[14:10] Sekine
Instead of a vacation home,
how about a company retreat?
[14:13] Sekine
I know a place we can use.
It costs 1,500 yen per person, though.
[14:18] Chiyo
I can pay that!
[14:19] Rikka
I can pay 1,000 times that!
[14:22] Sekine
Not with those bills, you're not.
[14:25] Tsubasa
Thank you!
[14:27] Tsubasa
I'm so glad. I didn't
want to disappoint everyone.
[14:33] Sekine & Tsubasa & Chiyo & Rikka
Here we are at Atami!
SIGN Atami Station
[14:37] Mr. Brian
Amazing!
[14:39] Mr. Brian
I'm finally at one of my dream destinations:
[14:42] Mr. Brian
Atami, the Monaco of the East!
[14:45] Tsubasa
We needed an adult to chaperone us.
[14:49] Sekine
Thank you for your help.
[14:50] Mr. Brian
No problem.
[14:52] Mr. Brian
My wife loves hanging out
with my wonderful students.
[14:57] Sekine
Hmm? Where is your wife?
[14:59] Mr. Brian
She wakes up very early, so she went ahead
and started sightseeing already.
[15:04] Mr. Brian
We'll meet up with her at the hotel.
[15:07] Mr. Brian
Let's go!
[15:11] Sekine
This is the retreat.
[15:14] Sekine
It belongs to the Organization.
[15:16] Narrator
They don't skimp on the benefits.
[15:19] Sekine
Hello. Reservation for Sekine, please.
SIGN That's a boy.
SIGN I can tell, even with that hairstyle.
[15:32] Tsubasa
Goodness, do I look that manly?
Oh, dear! Oh, my!
[15:37] Tsubasa
I guess it takes a man to know one.
[15:42] Sekine
No, she's 100%, bona-fide female!
[15:46] ---
[15:47] Chiyo
She’s more girly than any girl!
[15:49] ---
[15:50] Rikka
There's no girl cuter than her!
[15:52] ---
[15:55] Owner
What seems to be the matter?
SIGN The reservation says four women.
[16:01] Owner
Do you have your student ID?
[16:02] Tsubasa
I didn't bring it.
[16:04] Owner
Hmm.
[16:05] Sekine
Every worker has the right
to benefits, do they not?
[16:09] Sekine
I've been living under this
organization for 14 years!
[16:12] Sekine
I deserve a hot spring spa visit or two!
[16:15] Chiyo
S-Sekine-san?
[16:17] Sekine
R-Right! Where's Mr. Brian?
[16:21] Mr. Brian
Fantastic!
SIGN Kokeshi Dolls
[16:23] Narrator
Traditional dolls over students.
[16:23] Mr. Brian
The craftsmanship!
[16:26] Sekine
Are you wearing underwear
you can show today?
[16:29] Narrator
Boxers.
[16:31] Chiyo
That's going too far.
[16:35] Tsubasa
I'm sorry!
[16:36] Tsubasa
I'm actually...
[16:38] Tsubasa
the twin brother Tsuyoshi, not Tsubasa!
[16:47] Tsuyoshi
I'm really sorry.
[16:49] Rikka
So it's you, Tsuyoshi-kun.
[16:51] Sekine
Um, Tsuyoshi-san.
Where is the real Tsubasa now?
[16:55] Tsuyoshi
Just call me Tsuyoshi.
[16:57] Tsuyoshi
My sister is, uh... At an idol concert.
[17:01] Chiyo
What? She likes idols? I didn't know that.
[17:05] Sekine
Did she suddenly get tickets?
[17:08] Rikka
She didn't have to make you
fill in for her like this.
[17:11] Tsuyoshi
I-I know. She's terrible.
This must be so awkward for you.
[17:16] Rikka
Not at all!
[17:18] Chiyo
It must be something very important
for Tsubasa to have canceled so suddenly.
[17:22] Sekine
You said it.
[17:23] Tsuyoshi
What? Nobody's mad?
[17:26] Sekine
Oh, well. I guess we should go home.
[17:28] Tsubasa
No, you three can stay without me.
[17:31] Sekine
That's not going to work.
[17:33] Chiyo
Yes, we would miss Tsubasa-san.
[17:37] Rikka
That's right. It's the four of us
being together that matters!
[17:40] Tsuyoshi
Guys...
[17:42] Sekine
All right... Let's do some Atami
sight-seeing before we leave!
[17:46] Chiyo
Right!
[17:49] Tsuyoshi
I'll take my leave, then...
[17:52] Rikka
Come on, Tsuyoshi-kun! Join us!
[17:55] Tsuyoshi
Huh?!
[17:56] Rikka
Young man, you were kind to me back then.
[18:00] (Flashback) Tsuyoshi
Would it be all right
if I went with you, instead?
[18:05] Rikka
I do not forget my debts.
[18:08] Narrator
The Grateful Colonel.
[18:24] Tsuyoshi
Really? This is totally cuter.
[18:27] Tsuyoshi
See?
[18:29] Tsuyoshi
Yikes! I behaved like I usually do!
[18:34] Sekine
I guess I'll go with this one, then.
[18:37] Tsuyoshi
I guess Sekine is all right with it.
She doesn't seem to care.
[18:43] Sekine
So over-familiar.
[18:44] Tsuyoshi
Check this out, Chiyo-san.
[18:46] Chiyo
My, how cute!
[18:48] Tsuyoshi
Chiyo-san said she doesn't like boys,
but she's acting normally around me.
[18:54] Tsuyoshi
I'm glad.
[18:55] Chiyo
He's too close!
[18:57] Chiyo
But I must endure!
For peace and friendship...
SIGN Sessho-kai
[19:02] Chiyo
Sessho-kai!
[19:04] Narrator
Sessho-kai: a Buddhist commandment
[19:06] Narrator
that prohibits killing living things,
especially humans.
[19:10] Sekine
Chiyo-san, are you all right?
Should I ask him to take a step back?
[19:14] Chiyo
It's fine. Everything is totally sessho-kai.
[19:18] Chiyo
Because he's Tsubasa-san's
dear family member!
[19:25] Sekine
You're nothing like how
Tsubasa described you.
[19:30] Tsuyoshi
Huh? What did Tsubasa say about me?
[19:33] Rikka
That you're small-minded
and will never be popular with girls.
[19:36] Tsuyoshi
Huh?
[19:37] Tsuyoshi
She badmouthed me to them?
SIGN Blah
SIGN Blah
SIGN Blah
SIGN Blah
SIGN Blah
SIGN Blah
SIGN Blah
[19:42] Tsuyoshi
Well, she's the one who sends me to buy her
ice cream in the middle of the night,
[19:46] Tsuyoshi
hogs the bathroom all morning,
eats the tip off every asparagus stalk,
[19:51] Tsuyoshi
and doesn't have a humane bone in her body.
[19:53] Chiyo
Please don't speak badly of Tsubasa-san!
[19:59] Chiyo
She trained hard to become a ninja,
[20:02] Chiyo
gave me a Maskuma mug as a birthday present,
[20:07] Chiyo
and is otherwise full
of genuine, girly kindness!
[20:11] Tsuyoshi
Girly...
[20:13] Sekine
Oh, yeah.
[20:16] Sekine
She's so good at making takoyaki.
Each one came out perfectly round.
[20:20] Sekine
And uh, um... She's got
this real femininity to her.
[20:26] Tsuyoshi
Femininity...
[20:27] Rikka
Yeah, at Tanabata, she let me have her wish.
[20:32] Rikka
That was cute.
[20:34] Tsuyoshi
Cute...
[20:36] Chiyo
We all love Tsubasa-san.
[20:40] Tsuyoshi
I'm glad... I really am glad, but...
[20:43] Narrator
Heavy damage.
[20:45] Mr. Brian
Everyone! I was waiting for you!
[20:49] Chiyo
Mr. Brian!
[20:51] Mr. Brian
The hotel clerk explained to me
what happened. Poor you!
SIGN Traditional Kokeshi Dolls
[20:56] Mr. Brian
Here. A souvenir.
[20:58] Sekine
Thank you!
[21:00] Chiyo
What about your family?
[21:02] Mr. Brian
No problem. My wife will stay
at the hotel alone.
[21:07] Mr. Brian
I'm a teacher, so it is my
responsibility to take you home.
[21:13] Mr. Brian
Back to Tokyo!
[21:16] Narrator
Back to being a responsible teacher!
[21:19] Rikka
I wonder which one Tsubasa-chan would like?
[21:23] Chiyo
Maybe this one?
[21:24] Sekine
Could be this one.
[21:25] Rikka
What about this one?
[21:26] Chiyo
That's the one.
[21:28] Sekine
Yes.
[21:30] Tsuyoshi
I'm right here, though.
[21:34] Tsuyoshi
Is it all right for me to stay like this?
SIGN Next Episode Preview
SIGN Day Duty:
Sekine
[23:09] Chiyo
Here's a tongue-twister. Ready?
[23:12] Chiyo
Masked Maskuma must muster
a maximum-mass musketeer.
[23:14] Rikka
That's impressive, Chiyo-san!
[23:16] Sekine
Please repeat it.
[23:17] Chiyo
Masked Maskuma must muster
a maximum-mass musketeer,
[23:19] Chiyo
masked Maskuma must muster a maximum-mass
musketeer masked Maskuma must muster...
SIGN #11: Goodbye, Colonel
[23:22] Tsubasa
Next episode is the last one.
E11 - Goodbye, Colonel
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[00:07] Chiyo
How long can you stay on Earth, Rikka-chan?
[00:11] Rikka
Huh?
SIGN Class 2-B
Air Band
SIGN The
SIGN Lit
SIGN tle
SIGN Lies
SIGN We
SIGN All
SIGN Tell
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN Rikka
SIGN Colonel
SIGN Chiyo-san
SIGN Chiyo-san
SIGN Ninja
SIGN Sekine
SIGN Psychic
SIGN Tsubasa
SIGN Tsuyoshi
SIGN Boy
SIGN Note:
Is Sekine
SIGN Maskuma Mask
SIGN Class 2-B
Air Band
SIGN Poeh
SIGN #11: Goodbye, Colonel
SIGN #11: Goodbye, Colonel
SIGN #11: Goodbye, Colonel
SIGN #11: Goodbye, Colonel
SIGN #11: Goodbye, Colonel
SIGN #11: Goodbye, Colonel
SIGN #11: Goodbye, Colonel
SIGN #11: Goodbye, Colonel
SIGN #11: Goodbye, Colonel
SIGN #11: Goodbye, Colonel
SIGN #11: Goodbye, Colonel
SIGN #11: Goodbye, Colonel
SIGN Start
[01:52] Rikka
What was that?
[01:54] Rikka
Is an allied spaceship nearby?!
SIGN Bad Terrible
SIGN Not there There
[02:10] Rikka
I can't tell.
[02:13] Rikka
This is Colonel Papipoporo Durrikka,
[02:15] Rikka
109th Battalion of the Galactic
Revolution Alliance Army!
[02:19] Rikka
I'm on the third planet
of this solar system.
[02:22] Rikka
Please respond!
[02:28] Rikka
Damn it. I guess I have no other choice
[02:30] Rikka
but to shut off all non-essential devices
and divert all power to communications!
[02:33] Rikka
But to do that, I must disable
everyone's brainwashing!
[02:40] Sekine
Our final exam's coming up.
[02:43] Tsubasa
Yeah. I'm sure you'll ace it easily, though.
[02:47] Sekine
I doubt you'll have much
trouble either, Tsubasa.
[02:50] Chiyo
I haven't been getting much sleep.
[02:52] Sekine
Oh, good.
[02:53] Tsubasa
Chiyo-san's studying hard for the exam.
SIGN Maskuma
[02:56] Chiyo
You see, I've been getting into embroidery!
[02:59] Sekine
Please study, Chiyo-san!
[03:01] Tsubasa
We're not kidding about
how much trouble you're in!
[03:03] Rikka
You'll be fine, Chiyo-san!
[03:05] Rikka
I'm on your side!
[03:06] Chiyo
Thank you, Rikka-chan!
[03:08] Sekine
How does that make anything "fine"?!
[03:12] Sekine
I guess we should just all do
a group study session together.
[03:15] Tsubasa
Yes, you're right.
[03:17] Tsubasa
Let's do this, Chiyo-san.
[03:19] Tsubasa
Let's work hard so we can keep
going to school together!
[03:21] Chiyo
Understood!
[03:22] Narrator
Her responses, at least, are enthusiastic.
[03:24] Rikka
Right! We're definitely going
to pass this exam!
SIGN Pass Exam
[03:27] Tsubasa & Rikka & Sekine & Chiyo
Here we go!
[03:32] Tsubasa
Next, let's do the sevens!
[03:33] Chiyo
Right!
SIGN She does have spirit
[03:34] Chiyo
Seven times one is seven,
seven times two is fourteen,
[03:36] Chiyo
seven times three is... Um...
[03:39] Rikka
Go, go, Chiyo-san!
SIGN The 7s are a bit tricky,
for sure...
SIGN The 7s are a bit tricky,
for sure...
[03:43] Sekine
It feels like all is lost...
[03:45] Chiyo
Seven times three is twenty-one... Was it?
[03:50] Tsubasa
That's right! Keep it up!
[03:54] Chiyo
Are you all right?
[03:56] Tsubasa
Y-Yeah...
[03:57] Sekine
Maybe we should give up already...
SIGN We're putting our own
grades at risk...
[04:00] Tsubasa
No, I'll never give up.
[04:03] Tsubasa
I want to do everything I can
in the limited time I have left.
[04:09] Tsubasa
Come on, one more time!
[04:11] Chiyo
Yes!
[04:11] Chiyo
Seven times one is seven, seven times two
is fourteen, seven times three is twenty-one,
[04:15] Rikka
seven times four... Seven times... four...
[04:17] Rikka
Go, go, Chiyo-san!
[04:20] Tsubasa
That's right. I'm running out of time.
[04:31] (Flashback) Tsubasa (Sister)
Tsuyoshi, what's wrong with your voice?
[04:34] (Flashback) Tsuyoshi
You think so, too?
[04:36] (Flashback) Tsubasa (Sister)
If it's a cold, don't give it to me.
[04:37] (Flashback) Tsuyoshi
It's not a cold.
[04:39] (Flashback) Tsubasa (Sister)
Then what is it? Did you eat too
much spicy food or something?
[04:43] (Flashback) Tsuyoshi
No, this is...
[04:45] (Flashback) Tsuyoshi
Puberty.
[04:48] Tsubasa
Once my voice breaks, I won't be able
to hang out with them anymore.
[04:52] Chiyo
Seven times eight is fifty-six,
seven times nine is... sixty...
[04:57] Chiyo
three!
[04:58] Rikka
Awesome! Awesome!
[05:00] Tsubasa
Right! Next, the eights!
[05:02] Chiyo
Um... Eight times one is eight, eight times
two is sixteen... Eight times three...
[05:04] Rikka
It's wonderful how hard she's
working toward the future.
[05:08] Rikka
As a friend, I must do
something to assist her.
[05:14] Rikka
Maybe I'll raise her IQ, just a little bit.
[05:24] Tsubasa
What's wrong, Chiyo-san?
SIGN Mathematics 2
[05:31] Chiyo
I think I got the gist of it all.
[05:33] Tsubasa
What? Just like that?!
[05:34] Chiyo
Yes. Once I understand the basics,
the rest is just applications.
[05:38] Tsubasa
No, it can't be... Then...
[05:42] Tsubasa
What's 99 times 99?
[05:44] Chiyo
9,801.
[05:45] Narrator
Instant response.
[05:47] Chiyo
See, the trick is,
[05:48] Chiyo
imagine a 100 by 100 grid, and imagine that
the final row and column are each deleted.
[05:53] Chiyo
Then just add one, because that one cell
got deleted twice, and there it is! See?
[06:02] Sekine
It seems Chiyo-san will make it after all,
thanks to the Colonel's mental steroids,
[06:04] Chiyo
Intelligence!
SIGN Intelligence
[06:07] Sekine
Maybe we should stop studying now
and switch to a sleepover.
[06:12] Sekine
Let's watch a movie or something.
[06:13] Chiyo
My, what a splendid suggestion!
[06:16] Rikka
I brought pajamas, just in case!
[06:19] Tsubasa
Wait, I dunno about sleeping over...
[06:23] Tsubasa
Why are you looking at me like that?!
[06:24] Rikka
I guess that's settled.
[06:26] Tsubasa
When was it settled?!
[06:28] Chiyo
Let's go and buy some snacks!
[06:30] Tsubasa
Don't ignore me!
[06:30] Sekine
Sounds good. Let's do that.
[06:33] Sekine
The pharmacy has cheaper drinks,
so let's split up.
[06:36] Chiyo & Tsubasa & Rikka
Okay!
SIGN Full of Lies
SIGN Chocolate All Over
[06:39] Tsubasa
Sekine wants chocolate.
[06:41] Tsubasa
Rikka said gummies, I think...
[06:45] Tsubasa
I should buy cough drops, too.
[06:47] Chiyo
Cough drops soothe pains and coughing
[06:49] Chiyo
by adding moisture and other
components to your throat.
[06:53] Chiyo
I don't think cough drops would help
with your particular symptoms.
[07:00] Chiyo
Never mind!
[07:10] Tsubasa
Could it be that Chiyo-san
realized my voice is breaking?
[07:18] Tsubasa
Hey, um...
[07:25] Tsubasa
Uh, um...
[07:28] Chiyo
It's not just you, Tsubasa-san.
[07:33] Rikka
Hey, you two!
[07:37] Rikka
I bought a whole bunch!
[07:39] Rikka
Check this out, Chiyo-san!
[07:43] Sekine
You seem a little down. Is something wrong?
[07:47] Tsubasa
Well, no, um...
[07:58] Chiyo
How long can you stay on Earth, Rikka-chan?
[08:02] Rikka
Huh?
[08:03] Chiyo
The only way to explain all of the
mysterious events that occurred up until now
[08:07] Chiyo
is to assume the presence of a
technology from outside Earth.
[08:13] Chiyo
Rikka-chan, you're...
[08:16] Chiyo
a space alien, right?
[08:19] Chiyo
You need to return to your
home planet for some reason,
[08:24] Chiyo
but you don't want to go back.
[08:25] Rikka
I don't want to go back?
[08:27] Chiyo
But if that's the case...
[08:29] Chiyo
How much longer can we stay this way?
[08:34] Sekine
What's wrong?
[08:37] Sekine
Um...
[08:38] Chiyo
Sekine-san, you know everything, don't you?
[08:48] Sekine
U-Um...
[08:54] Sekine
Wh-What do you mean? Haha...
[08:59] Rikka
Chiyo-san.
SIGN Not looking
[09:04] Chiyo
H-Huh?
[09:07] Chiyo
What were we talking about?
[09:11] Rikka
About how we should go back soon.
[09:15] Chiyo
Were we? My memory is hazy for some reason.
[09:20] Chiyo
How odd.
[09:35] Chiyo
Um, is something wrong?
[09:39] Tsubasa
Not really.
[09:40] Rikka
Nothing's wrong.
[09:41] Sekine
What a terrible atmosphere!
[09:44] Sekine
It seems like Chiyo-san doesn't remember
what happened after her massive IQ spike,
[09:48] Sekine
so I don't think we have to worry
about our covers being blown, but...
[09:51] Sekine
Wait, so what's wrong with Tsubasa?
[09:54] Rikka
All right. My mind is finally made up.
[09:58] Rikka
I can't just sit here worrying forever.
[10:00] Rikka
Hey, guys! Let's watch a movie!
[10:03] Chiyo
Yes! Let's do that!
[10:04] Sekine
In that case, I'll bring out the VCR!
[10:07] Chiyo & Rikka & Tsubasa
What's that?
SIGN VCR?
[10:08] Narrator
They've never even heard of the term.
[10:11] Rikka
What about a Blu-ray, or a DVD?
[10:13] Sekine
Like I said, I only have VHS.
[10:16] Tsubasa
"VHS"? Is that different from the "VCR"?
[10:19] Sekine
I have to start from there?
[10:30] Tsubasa
What to do now?
Should I tell everyone the truth?
[10:36] (Flashback) Chiyo
It's not just you, Tsubasa-san.
[10:38] Tsubasa
I wonder what she meant by that.
[10:41] Chiyo
I woke up.
[10:44] Chiyo
Are you having trouble sleeping, too?
[10:47] Tsubasa
Um, yeah. It's nothing.
[10:53] Tsubasa
Hey, Chiyo-san. About what we were
talking about on the way home...
[10:57] Chiyo
What is it?
[10:59] Tsubasa
Huh? Well, um...
[11:03] Chiyo
I remember practicing
multiplication tables with you,
[11:06] Chiyo
but I'm having trouble recalling
what happened after that.
[11:10] Chiyo
Maybe it's because I suddenly used
my brain a lot, which I rarely do!
[11:16] Tsubasa
She's back to her normal self.
[11:18] Chiyo
Tsubasa-san, thank you for today!
For helping me study!
[11:23] Tsubasa
Oh, I don't think you really needed my help.
It looks like you'll ace the exam easily.
[11:28] Chiyo
That's only because you taught me so carefully!
[11:32] Chiyo
Seven times one is seven, seven times two
is fourteen, seven times three is...
[11:37] Chiyo
twenty-four...?
[11:40] Tsubasa
Sekine, wake up!
We have to pull an all-nighter!
[11:43] Sekine
But I'm so sleepy...
[11:49] Tsubasa
We did the best we could.
[11:52] Sekine
Best of luck to you on the exam, Chiyo-san.
[11:55] Tsubasa
Because miracles do sometimes happen.
[12:00] Chiyo
Please don't worry so much, you two.
[12:04] Chiyo
Using my ninja skills, it would be simple
to peek at other people's answers.
[12:10] Sekine
I see. So that's why she's so confident.
[12:13] Chiyo
That's why I'll pass this exam,
no matter what.
[12:16] Chiyo
Without cheating!
[12:17] Sekine
Please cheat.
[12:18] Chiyo
With my own ability!
[12:19] Sekine
You have no ability!
[12:20] Chiyo
I'll do my very best!
[12:23] Sekine
Please do!
[12:24] Sekine
Goodbye, Chiyo-san.
[12:28] Chiyo
I passed the exam.
[12:29] Sekine & Tsubasa
How?!
[12:30] Rikka
Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! Awesome!
SIGN The Little Lies We All Tell
SIGN Oh, so it was a lie.
SIGN I'm so relieved.
[12:34] Sekine
Oh, so it was a lie.
[12:36] Tsubasa
I'm so relieved.
[12:41] Students
Yay!
[12:47] Sekine
Your name was indeed on the list.
[12:49] Chiyo
I'm so glad I can attend
school with you again!
[12:51] Tsubasa
How did you pull it off?
[12:53] Chiyo
Well...
[12:55] Chiyo
The teachers allowed me to have
a re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-test,
[12:59] Chiyo
and I submitted an essay
detailing how motivated I am!
[13:02] Narrator
Generosity and pity.
[13:05] Tsubasa
I see. I guess there was no point
in doing the all-nighter.
[13:09] Tsubasa
But...
[13:10] Sekine
Yes.
[13:10] Tsubasa
Rikka's name wasn't...
[13:12] Rikka
Guys!
[13:13] Rikka
Congrats on passing the exam!
[13:19] Tsubasa
Hey, Rikka, did you see
the results for the final exam?
[13:22] Tsubasa
Your name was the only one missing.
[13:24] Rikka
Yes, I know.
[13:30] Rikka
It's time for my graduation ceremony.
[13:33] Chiyo
Graduation ceremony?
[13:35] Rikka
Speaker: Rikka, representing the graduates.
[13:39] Tsubasa
This is no time to play around.
[13:41] Tsubasa
I'm sure it must be a mistake of some kind.
We need to talk to the teachers...
[13:46] Rikka
Thinking back, a lot of things
happened after I met you.
[13:52] Rikka
The fun school festival.
[13:54] Rikka
The snack on the way home
that brought everyone down.
SIGN I wish I could go back
to how I was. -Tsubasa
SIGN I want to lose 3 kilos
2 kilos. -Sekine
SIGN I wish my legs
were pretty. -Chiyo
[13:56] Rikka
The swimming pool where we made wishes.
[13:58] Rikka
The beach where we groveled for forgiveness.
[14:00] Rikka
The takoyaki party where my tongue
almost got hideously burned.
[14:04] Rikka
The night when we all had the sleepover.
[14:06] Rikka
Each memory is a treasure
that will be precious to me forever.
[14:11] Rikka
I'll never forget the days I spent with you.
[14:15] Chiyo
Rikka-chan, what are you saying
all of a sudden?!
[14:18] Tsubasa
Yeah, why are you acting like
you're about to leave forever?
[14:35] Female student 1
What's that?
[14:36] Female student 2
A UFO? A real one?!
[14:38] Female student 3
What's it doing here?!
[14:40] Mr. Brian
Wow! Amazing!
[14:49] Sekine
The Colonel's brainwashing got deactivated!
[14:51] Rikka
I will now erase all of your memories.
[14:55] Rikka
I need you to forget about
the UFO, and about me.
[14:59] Sekine
Erase our memories?
[15:01] Tsubasa
What do you mean?
[15:02] Rikka
Chiyo-san, Miss Sekine, Miss Tsubasa.
[15:05] Rikka
Thank you for everything you've done.
[15:07] Rikka
We will never see each other again,
which must sadden you. But don't cry.
[15:12] Rikka
No matter how much time passes, I...
[15:14] Rikka
will always pray for your
happiness, my friends!
[15:20] Tsubasa
Why did she go into the UFO?
[15:22] Chiyo
It's my fault.
[15:25] Chiyo
It's my fault that Rikka-chan
is going back to space!
[15:28] Sekine
I knew it. You said you lost
your memory, but it was a lie.
[15:33] Chiyo
Yes. That night, my mind
suddenly felt sharper,
[15:36] Chiyo
and I was able to figure so many things out.
[15:38] Chiyo
But I ended up saying
something to push her away!
[15:44] Sekine
It's not your fault, Chiyo-san.
[15:47] Sekine
Ever since the day she met us,
[15:49] Sekine
she was always thinking
about when to return to space.
[15:53] Sekine
She has a reason why she needed
to go back, no matter what.
[15:57] Tsubasa
I don't really understand,
but this is too sudden. It makes me sad.
[16:03] Sekine
Me, too. But Rikka made up her mind.
[16:07] Sekine
We have to respect her decision.
[16:10] Chiyo
Rikka-chan...
[16:11] Tsubasa
Is this really what she wants, though?
[16:15] Tsubasa
Rikka was crying.
[16:16] Tsubasa
She knows she can't stay here,
but she doesn't want to leave us.
[16:21] Tsubasa
Maybe that's what she's thinking.
[16:24] Sekine
How would you know that, Tsubasa?
[16:26] Tsubasa
I know. Because I'm the same.
[16:32] Tsuyoshi
I'm not Tsubasa. I'm actually Tsuyoshi!
[16:34] Hanzo
Huh?!
[16:36] Tsuyoshi
At first, I was being forced to come here.
[16:39] Tsuyoshi
But after I met you,
every day was so much fun.
[16:42] Tsuyoshi
Before I knew it, I started
enjoying school life here.
[16:47] Tsuyoshi
I always knew I had to tell you the truth
sometime, but I... I just couldn't.
[16:53] Tsuyoshi
Sometimes...
[16:55] Tsuyoshi
it was like I could barely breathe.
[16:58] Tsuyoshi
I'm sorry. I lied to you.
[17:06] Sekine
I see. That explains everything.
[17:10] Sekine
That said, I can't say
I'm all that surprised.
[17:13] Sekine
After all, we're all liars here.
[17:16] Chiyo
That's right. I can't fault you for that.
[17:19] Tsuyoshi
Wait, what? What lies
have you two been telling?
[17:23] Chiyo
That's not important.
We have to talk to Rikka-chan!
[17:26] Tsuyoshi
Not important? Really?
[17:28] Sekine
You're right.
[17:30] Sekine
We need to ask if this is
really what she wants.
[17:34] Chiyo
But how can we get up there?
[17:38] Hanzo
I heard the whole thing.
[17:40] Chiyo
Hanzo?
[17:41] Sekine
What part of that was
worth crying over?
[17:42] Tsuyoshi
You can't think of anything?!
[17:44] Hanzo
Dear sister, I call a truce!
Let's do the thing!
[17:58] Chiyo
Ultimate technique:
[18:00] Chiyo
Regular jump!
[18:02] Sekine
Can't we at least leap from the rooftops?!
[18:08] Sekine
Mistress Time!
[18:10] Chiyo
Oh, dear.
[18:12] Tsuyoshi
What just happened...?
[18:14] Sekine
I'll explain another time.
[18:16] Tsuyoshi
Really?
[18:17] Rikka
This is fine.
[18:18] Rikka
Now that I've confirmed that Chiyo-san passed
the exam, I have no further business here.
[18:23] Computer
Beep boop, beepbeep boop.
[18:25] Rikka
As we planned, I will now travel
outside of this solar system.
[18:28] Rikka
Once I get there, I will disable
all systems excluding life support
[18:31] Rikka
and send out a distress signal!
[18:33] Computer
Boopboop beepboop!
[18:34] Rikka
I have no idea if my allies
will be able to pick up that signal,
[18:37] Rikka
but I have no choice but to try.
[18:39] Rikka
Let's go!
[18:40] Computer
Beeboop!
[18:43] Rikka
It's all right. I'll always have the memories.
[19:00] Rikka
Guys...
[19:11] Chiyo
We're here because we need
to tell you something.
[19:14] Chiyo
I want to graduate with you, Rikka-chan!
[19:18] Chiyo
Please allow me this one wish!
[19:20] Rikka
Chiyo-san...
[19:21] Sekine
I don't want to leave you, either.
[19:24] Sekine
I know you have your reasons,
but could you please reconsider?
[19:28] Rikka
Miss Sekine...
[19:31] Tsuyoshi
You can't just say goodbye
with no warning like that.
[19:34] Tsuyoshi
It's true that we were all lying, but...
[19:36] Tsuyoshi
our friendship is for real, isn't it?!
[19:39] Sekine
We said what we came here to say.
[19:42] Sekine
What's important is what you want, Rikka.
[19:45] Rikka
What Rikka wants is...
[19:49] Rikka
To graduate with you, too!
[19:53] Tsuyoshi
Then let's do that.
Let's make even more fun memories.
[19:58] Rikka
Yeah.
[20:00] Tsuyoshi
I'm glad. Aren't you, Sekine?
[20:02] Sekine
Of course I'm glad.
[20:04] Computer
Bebebeep. Boop boboop.
[20:06] Computer
Bebebeep. Boop boboop.
SIGN Resolution of problem detected. This vessel will now leave this planet. All systems other than baseline life support will be diverted to communications. This is pretty dangerous, so good luck.
[20:08] Computer
Bebebeep. Boop boboop.
[20:13] Computer
Bebebeep. Boop boboop.
[20:14] Rikka
Trouble!
[20:16] Tsuyoshi
Wh-What?!
[20:21] Rikka
I've lost control?!
[20:22] Rikka
I have no choice!
SIGN Big, bad button
SIGN Do not push!
[20:29] Rikka
I've prepared for this!
[20:31] Rikka
Look! An outfit for cryosleep!
[20:33] Tsuyoshi & Sekine
You want to do that now?!
[20:35] Chiyo
Sounds like a nice nap.
[20:37] Computer
Bobobobeep bebeepboop!
SIGN Translation for Earthlings
SIGN Activating Escape Mechanism
[20:41] Rikka
The UFO!
[20:42] Chiyo
We're so high up!
[20:44] Tsuyoshi
Isn't there more to this escape mechanism?!
[20:46] Sekine
We'll figure something out.
[20:48] Tsuyoshi
No way!
[20:51] Tsuyoshi
Besides, even if I survive this, I can't...
[20:55] Sekine
Well, true.
[20:56] Chiyo
No matter what, you'll always be Tsubasa-san!
[20:58] Tsuyoshi
Thank you, Chiyo-san, but I'm Tsuyoshi!
[21:01] Rikka
I'm sorry, everyone.
[21:03] Rikka
There's only one way to put
everything back to the way it was!
[21:06] Sekine
Colonel?
[21:07] Rikka
Katsu!
SIGN Katsu
[22:46] Sekine
Our final exam's coming up.
[22:48] Tsubasa
Yeah. I'm sure you'll ace it easily, though.
SIGN Sekine
Ayane Sakura
SIGN Sekine
Ayane Sakura
SIGN Tsubasa (Tsuyoshi)
Megumi Han
SIGN Tsubasa (Tsuyoshi)
Megumi Han
[22:52] Sekine
I doubt you'll have much
trouble either, Tsubasa.
[22:55] Sekine
Though... Haven't we had
this conversation before?
[22:59] Rikka
I feel I'm forgetting something...
SIGN Rikka
Chiemi Tanaka
SIGN Rikka
Chiemi Tanaka
[23:02] Chiyo
I haven't been getting much sleep.
SIGN Maskuma Mask
[23:04] Chiyo
You see, I've been getting into embroidery!
SIGN Chiyo
Natsumi Murakami
SIGN Chiyo
Natsumi Murakami
[23:06] Sekine
Please study, Chiyo-san!
[23:08] Tsubasa
We're not kidding about
how much trouble you're in!
[23:11] Narrator
By all appearances,
an ordinary morning scene,
[23:14] Narrator
played out by four ordinary
middle school girls.
[23:19] Narrator
But these four each have their
own special circumstances.