# E4 - The Legendary Hero and Bride
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**[00:01] (Flashback) Minister**
We need the legendary hero's blood
to ensure the future of the royal line.
**[00:05] (Flashback) Aide**
But we've already promised the first
and second princesses to nearby kingdoms.
**[00:11] (Flashback) Larcvalt**
What about Marguerite, then?
**[00:15] (Flashback) Isaac**
It's just a scratch.
**[00:17] (Flashback) Isaac**
Really, Your Highness...
**[00:19] (Flashback) Isaac**
You're such a crybaby.
**[00:23] (Flashback) Isaac**
Have you lost your mind, sire?!
**[00:25] (Flashback) Isaac**
Have you forgotten
the late queen's dying words?
**[00:27] (Flashback) Isaac**
Princess Marguerite mustn't—
**[00:28] (Flashback) Larcvalt**
Raise her to be a strong girl.
**[00:30] (Flashback) Larcvalt**
A strong mother worthy of raising
the legendary hero's children.
**[00:37] sign**
HE'S DEAD
**[00:49] sign**
THE
**[00:50] sign**
LEGEN
**[00:50] sign**
DARY
**[00:51] sign**
HERO
**[00:51] sign**
IS
**[00:52] sign**
DEAD
**[02:06] sign**
Episode 4
**[02:06] sign**
The Legendary Hero and Bride
**[02:07] MC**
Let's see!
**[02:08] MC**
Will she pierce the apple,
**[02:10] MC**
earning them a year's supply of apples?!
**[02:13] MC**
Or will she kill him?!
**[02:16] Touka**
*Hey, it's cool. I'm already a zombie.*
**[02:18] Touka**
* As long as it's not*
* a mana-infused attack, I'll survive.*
**[02:21] MC**
As a reminder, there's a defensive
spell cast on that apple!
**[02:24] MC**
She's gotta infuse her shot with mana!
**[02:26] Touka**
*Oh, I'm dead.*
**[02:29] MC**
Magnificent!
**[02:30] MC**
Our challengers win a year's worth of apples!
**[02:34] Marguerite**
I'm sorry. I just got so hungry...
**[02:37] Touka**
H-Hey, better this than having you pass out.
**[02:41] Touka**
But couldn't we have tried
an eating contest instead?
**[02:44] Marguerite**
I-I'm sorry...
**[02:45] Touka**
No, I'm impressed.
**[02:46] Touka**
You don't just do art,
you also know archery.
**[02:49] Marguerite**
Those are part of a princess's education.
**[02:51] Marguerite**
Ever since my youth,
I've received daily lessons
**[02:54] Marguerite**
in etiquette, academics,
martial arts, and the fine arts.
**[02:58] Touka**
For real? Being a royal sounds rough.
**[03:01] Marguerite**
I did it all so that we could be together...
**[03:04] Touka**
What was that?
**[03:05] Marguerite**
N-Nothing! Let's enjoy the day!
**[03:08] Man**
Is that an earthquake?
**[03:09] Siruela**
That damnable Isaac,
appointing me to observe their date...
**[03:13] Siruela**
Still...
**[03:15] Siruela**
Sion looks frighteningly
like a talking skeleton to me.
**[03:20] Marguerite**
*If we could not ever be together,*
**[03:23] Marguerite**
*we should meet nevermore.*
**[03:27] Marguerite**
*You respected my wishes and took your leave.*
**[03:31] Marguerite**
* But I continued my intense*
* training to be worthy of you.*
**[03:36] Marguerite**
*Not a day went by that I didn't think of you.*
**[03:40] Marguerite**
* So when you returned to me*
* and agreed to marry me,*
**[03:44] Marguerite**
*I felt truly happy.*
**[03:46] Marguerite**
* I could finally fulfill my*
* duty as a princess.*
**[03:50] Marguerite**
*But now I'm even happier.*
**[03:53] Marguerite**
* For now I feel for you...*
* not just as a princess, but as a woman.*
**[03:59] Touka**
Wow, pulling me away from prying eyes...
**[04:01] Touka**
You're bold, aren't you?
**[04:03] Marguerite**
Th-That wasn't my intent.
**[04:05] Marguerite**
I want to watch the fireworks with you here!
**[04:07] Marguerite**
Although, if you wished it... I would...
**[04:14] Touka**
*That expression!*
**[04:16] Touka**
*She'd let me do it!*
**[04:17] Touka**
*She'd let me put stockings on those thighs!*
**[04:21] Touka**
Whoa, that scared me!
**[04:23] Marguerite**
It's the finale of the celebration.
**[04:25] Marguerite**
Beneath the beautiful fireworks,
people search out their soulmate,
**[04:28] Marguerite**
with whom they share a true connection,
unswayed by appearances.
**[04:33] Touka**
Unswayed by appearances?
**[04:36] Touka**
How's that work if no one's
hiding their legs?
**[04:38] Marguerite**
Y-You're the only person who'd care about that!
**[04:42] Touka**
Still, it sure is pretty.
**[04:45] Touka**
I've never seen fireworks before, man!
**[04:47] Marguerite**
N-Never?
**[04:49] Marguerite**
But we watched them
together three years ago.
**[04:52] Touka**
Y-Yeah, I forgot about that!
**[04:55] Touka**
It was just the two of us here then, too...
**[04:57] Marguerite**
Three years ago, we watched them
from the castle balcony.
**[05:00] Marguerite**
With Isaac and the others.
**[05:03] Marguerite**
I knew that something was amiss.
**[05:05] Marguerite**
Your speech and mannerisms are
quite unlike three years ago.
**[05:07] Marguerite**
I convinced myself it was because you
were trying to grow closer to me.
**[05:12] Marguerite**
But you also seem to have
forgotten our time together
**[05:15] Marguerite**
and the promise we made...
**[05:17] Marguerite**
Mr. Hero.
**[05:18] Marguerite**
Who are you really?
**[05:24] Isaac**
You've been unmasked.
**[05:26] Touka**
* It's the jerk with the eyepatch...*
* Oh, and the babe with luscious thighs!*
**[05:30] Touka**
Um, I love an assertive woman and all, but...
**[05:33] Siruela**
Quiet, scum.
**[05:34] Siruela**
You really are a skeleton, aren't you?
**[05:36] Siruela**
I see. There's necromancy at work here.
**[05:39] Siruela**
He's an imposter.
**[05:41] Siruela**
The legendary hero is dead.
**[05:43] Marguerite**
I-It can't be...
**[05:55] Isaac**
The hero fell in a hole and died?
**[05:57] Isaac**
You expect us to believe that?!
**[05:59] Siruela**
No, I can see it.
**[06:01] Siruela**
He loved meat.
Always let his guard down over it.
**[06:04] Touka**
Right?!
**[06:05] Touka**
And now I'm cleaning up
the clumsy hero's mess!
**[06:07] Touka**
If anything, you guys owe me!
**[06:09] Isaac**
Shut your mouth!
**[06:10] Isaac**
You employed necromancy to
impersonate the legendary hero!
**[06:13] Isaac**
That alone deserves a death sentence!
**[06:15] Touka**
A death sentence?!
**[06:16] Touka**
You need me to seal the Gates of Hell!
**[06:19] Touka**
Hey! C'mon, lady! Help me out here!
**[06:21] Siruela**
Kill him.
**[06:22] Touka**
Et tu?!
**[06:23] Touka**
What about the seal, then?
**[06:25] Siruela**
Easily resolved if I slay all the devils.
**[06:28] Siruela**
You can rest in peace.
**[06:30] Touka**
H-Hang on!
**[06:31] Touka**
I'm really sorry about hurting the princess.
**[06:34] Touka**
Give me a chance to apologize to her!
**[06:36] Isaac**
I see.
**[06:37] Isaac**
As she was your greatest victim,
you wish for her to deliver your death sentence.
**[06:41] Touka**
All roads lead to a death sentence, huh?
**[06:45] Isaac**
Your Highness?
**[06:48] Marguerite**
*It can't be! It just can't be!*
**[06:50] Marguerite**
*The hero is dead?*
**[06:51] Marguerite**
*The hero is dead?!*
**[06:53] Marguerite**
*So if I was raised to marry him,*
**[06:55] Marguerite**
*what's my purpose in life now?!*
**[06:58] Leland**
Your Highness?
**[07:02] Leland**
What's the matter, dear?
**[07:04] Leland**
You look so terribly distraught.
**[07:06] Marguerite**
Doctor...
**[07:07] Leland**
Don't you worry.
**[07:09] Leland**
There's no more need for sadness.
I'll save you.
**[07:13] Marguerite**
*That's right.*
**[07:14] Marguerite**
* The doctor was always kind*
* to me when things were hard.*
**[07:18] Marguerite**
*Dr. Leland can...*
**[07:20] Isaac**
Your Highness!
**[07:21] Siruela**
Calm down.
**[07:22] Siruela**
The Knights are in charge of city security.
**[07:25] Knight**
Dame Siruela!
**[07:26] Knight**
Devils have appeared in the city!
**[07:28] Siruela**
What?!
**[07:29] Siruela**
Why did you let them in?
**[07:31] Knight**
They just appeared in the middle of town!
**[07:33] Isaac**
Hey! You!
**[07:34] Isaac**
Are you running away?
**[07:35] Touka**
What? Hell no!
**[07:37] Touka**
I'm gonna get the princess back!
**[07:40] Marguerite**
What is this place?
**[07:41] Leland**
A slum.
**[07:43] Leland**
You want to save those struggling
with poverty, don't you?
**[07:46] Marguerite**
Why, of course I do.
**[07:48] Marguerite**
But I don't know how I...
**[07:51] Leland**
No need to worry.
**[07:53] Leland**
I'll save you. I'll save all of you.
**[07:57] Leland**
And I'll liberate you from
the pressures of your royal title.
**[08:02] Marguerite**
Who are they?
**[08:03] Leland**
Former patients of mine.
**[08:07] Marguerite**
Doctor?!
**[08:08] Leland**
For ages, I've wanted to strip you of your blood,
your flesh, your skin,
**[08:13] Leland**
and free you from all that binds you!
**[08:16] Marguerite**
No! Let me go!
**[08:17] Touka**
Marguerite!
**[08:19] Marguerite**
What are *you* doing here?
**[08:21] Touka**
You're that orphanage director.
**[08:23] Leland**
What's the hero doing here?
**[08:25] Leland**
No matter. I won't let you interfere.
**[08:27] Touka**
Two on one?! No fair!
**[08:32] Touka**
Skeletons?
**[08:33] Touka**
Someone used necromancy to—
**[08:36] Leland**
Eh? You're awfully weak.
**[08:38] Leland**
I see. An impostor playing the hero, are we?
**[08:42] Touka**
Get your damn hands off Marguerite!
**[08:44] Marguerite**
Why are you trying to save me?
**[08:47] Marguerite**
You were trying to deceive me...
**[08:49] Touka**
I'm always getting carried away
and doing stupid stuff.
**[08:53] Touka**
I hurt you real bad as a result.
**[08:56] Touka**
I know I'm the worst
piece of trash in the land.
**[08:59] Touka**
But...
**[09:00] Touka**
Only someone *really* rotten would
abandon a good person like you,
**[09:03] Touka**
and I'm not quite that far gone.
**[09:09] Marguerite**
Mr. Hero!
**[09:18] Siruela**
*They're models from the museum.*
**[09:20] Siruela**
*Necromancy, huh?*
**[09:22] Siruela**
* Is it the work of one of the*
* false hero's companions?*
**[09:24] Siruela**
I'm going to find the princess!
**[09:26] Siruela**
Return to your posts and stay vigilant!
**[09:30] Devil**
I can't wait any longer.
**[09:32] Devil**
I'm gonna eat one of them.
**[09:35] Yuna**
*This is my chance!*
**[09:36] Colin**
Okay.
**[09:37] Colin**
I guess we'd better get going, too.
**[09:43] Colin**
He'll strip you down to bones?
**[09:45] Colin**
Too bad. I kinda like how you look.
**[09:50] Yuna**
If you don't like skeletons,
why work with Leland?
**[09:54] Colin**
Money, I guess.
**[09:56] Colin**
And I love seeing
the despair on people's faces
**[09:59] Colin**
when they learn the truth.
**[10:02] Yuna**
Glad to hear you're such garbage.
**[10:04] Yuna**
It'll be my pleasure to pulverize you.
**[10:06] Colin**
What?
**[10:07] Yuna**
Ein Grendel!
**[10:11] Touka**
Ow!
**[10:13] Touka**
But I'm still alive!
**[10:14] Touka**
Zombiehood rocks!
**[10:16] Touka**
Hey, cut it out!
**[10:18] Isaac**
Where is that impostor hero?!
**[10:23] Touka**
H-Hey there.
**[10:27] Touka**
Dr. Leland took the princess?!
**[10:29] Touka**
Good, it reattached!
**[10:31] Touka**
He dragged her off that way—
**[10:33] Isaac**
Don't you lie to me!
**[10:34] Isaac**
One of your companions did this!
**[10:36] Isaac**
Are you trying to fool us?!
**[10:38] Touka**
You think I tore off my head as a trick?!
**[10:40] Touka**
That hurt like hell, dude!
**[10:42] Touka**
Listen.
**[10:43] Touka**
If it turns out I'm the real hero,
can I avoid the death penalty?
**[10:47] Siruela**
But you're not. You're an impostor.
**[10:49] Touka**
Saving a princess is a legendary hero job.
**[10:53] Touka**
I'm gonna *become* a real hero!
**[10:56] Touka**
I'm gonna save the princess!
**[11:01] Siruela**
Oh nooo. Save me.
**[11:04] Isaac**
I d-don't wanna die...
**[11:06] Neigan**
Siruela of the Thunder Sword?!
**[11:08] Neigan**
Just what I'd expect from Leland.
That's an impressive catch.
**[11:11] Touka**
Infiltration complete.
**[11:13] Siruela**
You talked a good game, but there was
nothing heroic about that plan.
**[11:18] Touka**
What's it matter? We got in safe and sound!
**[11:20] Touka**
By the way, you two are lousy actors!
**[11:22] Siruela**
Anyway, given what the guardsman said,
**[11:25] Siruela**
I suppose Leland really is behind this.
**[11:27] Isaac**
It's all my fault.
**[11:29] Isaac**
I'm the reason Her Highness
developed MES and turned to Leland.
**[11:35] Touka**
Whazzat mean?
**[11:36] Isaac**
I put her through intense training to become
a bride worthy of the legendary hero.
**[11:42] Isaac**
The former crybaby princess
**[11:44] Isaac**
grew into a strong woman
who never shed a tear.
**[11:47] Isaac**
But the stress of that training...
**[11:50] Isaac**
led her to develop MES.
**[11:52] Isaac**
Because I was so hard on her,
she wouldn't ask for my help.
**[11:55] Isaac**
Instead, she became dependent on Leland.
**[11:57] Isaac**
I never even investigated his character.
**[12:01] Isaac**
I just looked the other way,
ashamed of losing her trust.
**[12:05] Isaac**
I'm a failure as a tutor.
**[12:07] Touka**
In other words, this whole damn thing
is 100 percent your fault!
**[12:10] Isaac**
One hundred percent?!
**[12:13] Touka**
And the reason you were
on my case from the start
**[12:16] Touka**
is because you wanted to blame the hero
**[12:19] Touka**
for Marguerite's illness and her hating you!
**[12:21] Isaac**
I mean, I do accept some fault...
but *100 percent*?
**[12:24] Touka**
Boy, look at this irresponsible bozo.
**[12:27] Touka**
Feel bad, you blame-shifting jerkwad.
**[12:29] Siruela**
You've been shifting blame, too!
**[12:30] Touka**
Nuh-uh!
**[12:31] Touka**
This guy's the king of blame-shifting.
**[12:34] Touka**
If I don't get an apology soon, I'll—
**[12:40] Touka**
Wh-What the... Yuna?
**[12:42] Yuna**
Touka?
**[12:45] Yuna**
I thought you'd come save me,
**[12:47] Yuna**
and here you got the princess in trouble?
**[12:50] Yuna**
You really are the worst.
**[12:51] Isaac**
I'm the one who deserves your scorn!
**[12:52] Isaac**
I'm the source of all this trouble!
**[12:55] Isaac**
I admit it! It was all me!
**[12:57] Yuna**
This guy's creeping me out.
**[13:00] Siruela**
Tell us where the princess is,
and we'll spare your life.
**[13:04] Siruela**
Well?
**[13:06] Colin**
I guess money won't help me if I'm dead, will it?
**[13:09] Yuna/Touka**
Anri!
**[13:11] Anri**
Sir Touka! Dame Yuna!
**[13:13] Anri**
I knew you'd come to save me!
**[13:16] Touka/Yuna**
*Gross.*
**[13:18] Touka/Yuna**
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Rock, paper, scissors...
**[13:19] Anri**
Why are you playing rock-paper-scissors?!
**[13:24] Leland**
Now, let us begin the ritual of salvation.
**[13:28] Leland**
Tonight, all those assembled here
will be stripped down to their bones.
**[13:33] Marguerite**
Their bones?
**[13:34] Leland**
Yes! That will be your salvation.
**[13:38] Leland**
Behold the X-ray magic crystal
handed down through my family.
**[13:42] Leland**
Its power has given us
standing and prestige as doctors.
**[13:47] Leland**
But it's done more than just that.
**[13:50] Leland**
This magic crystal has shown me
the truth of things.
**[13:55] Leland**
Beneath the skin, we're all the same,
**[13:58] Leland**
so why is the world full of such tragedy?
**[14:01] Leland**
I struggled with that question...
**[14:03] Leland**
Until Sion the legendary hero appeared.
**[14:07] Leland**
Watching him offer salvation to one and all
left a deep impression on me.
**[14:12] Leland**
To create a conflict-free world
where we are all truly equal,
**[14:18] Leland**
we must pare down everything extraneous.
**[14:22] Marguerite**
That's why you're doing this?!
**[14:23] Marguerite**
But the love you felt for the
orphans seemed so genuine!
**[14:28] Leland**
Yes. I mean to save those
children as well someday.
**[14:32] Leland**
Once they've matured into
their most beautiful forms.
**[14:35] Leland**
You're special, though.
**[14:37] Leland**
I never thought you'd grow
into such an appealing form yourself.
**[14:43] Leland**
I've fallen in love with you, you see.
**[14:47] Leland**
Tonight's ritual will double
as our marriage ceremony.
**[14:50] Marguerite**
Marriage?!
**[14:52] Siruela**
There's a lot of them.
**[14:53] Siruela**
Devils, too.
**[14:55] Isaac**
The princess comes first.
Sacrifices are acceptable.
**[14:59] Siruela**
Not so fast.
**[15:00] Siruela**
I guess we'll have to see...
**[15:01] Siruela**
Whether he's an impostor
or the real deal.
**[15:04] Anri**
If you can break the caster's
concentration for just a second,
**[15:08] Anri**
I can steal control of the skeletons.
**[15:10] Touka**
Great! Hang on tight, then!
**[15:13] Marguerite**
I refuse!
**[15:14] Marguerite**
It's true that I trusted you
and respected you,
**[15:17] Marguerite**
but I simply don't feel that way about you!
**[15:19] Leland**
You do not love me?
**[15:22] Leland**
You're mistaken.
**[15:24] Leland**
I'll liberate you and make you
realize your true feelings.
**[15:33] Marguerite**
*Why am I thinking about that awful man?!*
**[15:36] Touka**
Hold it!
**[15:37] Touka**
I'll be taking her back now!
**[15:39] Touka**
She's *my* bride, you see!
**[15:44] Touka**
Wha?
**[15:47] Yuna**
Now *that* felt good.
**[15:49] Marguerite**
Mr. Hero?
**[15:51] Touka**
I said I wouldn't abandon you.
**[15:53] Touka**
Also, my name's Touka.
**[15:55] Touka**
Touka Scott.
**[15:59] Marguerite**
Thank you so much, Touka!
**[16:03] Leland**
*I was certain I'd taken his head...*
**[16:06] Leland**
Detain them, my skeletons!
**[16:10] Anri**
They belong to me now.
**[16:13] Leland**
A necromancer?!
**[16:15] Touka**
Welp, looks like your evil deeds are done.
**[16:18] Touka**
Ready to pay the piper?
**[16:20] Leland**
Don't touch that mask!
**[16:22] Leland**
The X-ray magic crystal
is our family heirloom!
**[16:24] Touka**
Did you say X-ray?
**[16:26] Touka**
So peeking at bones gave you a fetish
that you turned criminal for, huh?
**[16:31] Touka**
You bottom-feeding perv!
**[16:33] Anri**
That one's Togras.
**[16:36] Touka**
Ein Togras!
**[16:39] Touka**
Hey! Even with my crappy mana—
**[16:41] Yuna**
I knew you'd try that,
you bottom-feeding perv!
**[16:45] Isaac**
There are more than I expected.
**[16:50] Yuna**
Leland's running!
**[16:51] Siruela**
Leave these guys to us.
**[16:52] Siruela**
You pursue Leland!
**[16:55] Leland**
I can't fail here.
**[16:56] Leland**
I need to save more people!
**[17:00] Yuna**
You're not getting away now.
**[17:02] Leland**
Oh, but I am.
**[17:06] Yuna**
No!
**[17:07] Touka**
Yuna!
**[17:09] Touka**
A miracle!
**[17:09] Yuna**
Help me, damn it!
**[17:13] Leland**
This is an underground graveyard
for those who died three years ago.
**[17:17] Leland**
It looks like the tables have turned, hmm?
**[17:19] Touka**
Is that what you think?
**[17:21] Touka**
You think you can beat our Anri?
**[17:23] Leland**
That's why I'm using these.
**[17:26] Marguerite**
No!
**[17:27] Marguerite**
If you take that many soma drops at once...
**[17:30] Leland**
Indeed.
**[17:31] Leland**
Neither my mind nor body will be able
to withstand the surge of mana.
**[17:34] Leland**
But this is my eleventh hour.
**[17:37] Leland**
I will ride this out and achieve my dream.
**[17:41] Leland**
Ein Sayil!
**[17:43] Leland**
Ein Rosabis!
**[17:44] Anri**
Spells for creating weapons
and enhancing toughness!
**[17:49] Touka**
Anri!
**[17:50] Leland**
I'll be taking her back now.
**[17:52] Leland**
I can no longer return to the capital.
**[17:54] Leland**
But at the very least, I'll have her!
**[18:01] Marguerite**
Isaac!
**[18:03] Isaac**
This was my choice...
**[18:05] Isaac**
I've stifled you for so long
and made you suffer.
**[18:10] Isaac**
But now you'll be free.
**[18:13] Isaac**
Your Highness, you must live
for yourself from now on!
**[18:17] Touka**
Sorry it's your big scene and all,
**[18:19] Touka**
but I gotta interrupt!
**[18:20] sign**
Form Change: Wall
**[18:23] Touka**
Escape accomplished!
**[18:25] Touka**
Let's get back to the babe
with luscious thighs!
**[18:32] Leland**
A spell to create a wall?
**[18:35] Leland**
But you didn't cover your tracks...
**[18:38] Marguerite**
We're not far from the capital.
**[18:40] Yuna**
This is where we camped out.
**[18:43] Yuna**
Let's make a break for the city.
**[18:44] Marguerite**
Wait a moment!
**[18:46] Marguerite**
We would be dragging
the citizens into our fight.
**[18:49] Touka**
Yeah, okay. Guess we gotta settle things here.
**[18:55] Leland**
*You can't escape me, you know.*
**[18:58] Yuna**
It's working like a charm.
**[19:00] Touka**
These rainbow grapes really came in handy.
**[19:03] Touka**
It only figures he'd try to track us.
**[19:07] Touka**
So if he follows the trail of grape juice
that you and I left, thinking it's a bloodstain...
**[19:07] sign**
Touka
**[19:07] sign**
Yuna
**[19:10] sign**
Leland
**[19:10] Touka**
he'll just keep going in circles.
**[19:14] Marguerite**
To buy us to safety in such a manner...
**[19:17] Marguerite**
Touka, who are you truly?
**[19:21] Anri**
I've been wondering that myself.
**[19:23] Anri**
You were like this against Sir Kyle as well.
**[19:25] Anri**
Your strategic mind surpasses even the hero's.
**[19:27] Anri**
Is there some secret behind it?
**[19:31] Touka**
I'm actually—
**[19:32] Yuna**
A degenerate farmer.
**[19:34] Touka**
Yuna!
**[19:34] Touka**
That was my big chance to earn their respect!
**[19:37] Yuna**
I've known him for ages.
He's just a crafty little sneak.
**[19:40] Touka**
There's more you don't know about me, though!
**[19:43] Anri**
Oh? Like what?
**[19:45] Touka**
Before the Gates of Hell opened,
**[19:49] Touka**
the kingdoms of Farom and Arat
to the north were at war.
**[19:53] Touka**
My asshole dad wanted
to loot a burned-out city,
**[19:55] Touka**
so he dragged me and my mom along.
**[19:58] Touka**
The fighting was way worse than he thought.
**[20:00] Touka**
My mom was killed. My dad went missing.
**[20:03] Touka**
I got left on my own, and I spent
over a year running and hiding
**[20:07] Touka**
before I finally made it home.
**[20:09] Touka**
I think that experience is paying off now.
**[20:13] Marguerite**
What a tragic past!
**[20:15] Anri**
Sir Touka! You're no longer alone!
**[20:17] Anri**
I'll remain by your side forever!
**[20:20] Yuna**
Can we get back to the topic at hand?
**[20:22] Touka**
So, what now?
**[20:23] Touka**
Can we just hide until he runs out of mana?
**[20:26] Yuna**
He boosted it with soma drops.
**[20:28] Yuna**
He'll definitely find us before it runs out.
**[20:31] Anri**
What if we were to steal
the soma drops from him?
**[20:34] Anri**
We could increase Sir Touka's
mana as well that way.
**[20:37] Marguerite**
We can't guarantee
he hasn't used them all already.
**[20:41] Anri**
True enough.
**[20:43] Isaac**
There's another way to increase your mana.
**[20:46] Isaac**
The princess's bodily fluids.
**[20:48] Touka/Yuna/Anri**
Bodily fluids...?
**[20:50] Isaac**
The brain of an MES patient sends false signals
that cause the body to expel mana via fluids.
**[20:57] Isaac**
Her Highness's bodily fluids
contain concentrated mana,
**[21:02] Isaac**
though not as potent as soma drops.
**[21:05] Touka**
Y-You wanna be more specific here?
**[21:08] Isaac**
Sweat. Tears. Snot.
**[21:11] Isaac**
And urine!
**[21:13] Touka**
Tears seem like the least offensive option.
**[21:15] Touka**
C'mon, Marguerite.
**[21:16] Touka**
Cry! Wail! And let me drink your tears!
**[21:18] Marguerite**
Impossible! I have not shed
a single tear for ten years!
**[21:21] Isaac**
The result of the training
I put her through...
**[21:24] Marguerite**
It isn't your fault, Isaac!
**[21:25] Isaac**
No, I am responsible.
**[21:27] Touka**
I guess that's it.
**[21:28] Touka**
I'll have to make do with sweat.
**[21:30] Marguerite**
Stay away from me! What are you doing?!
**[21:33] Touka**
My precious sweat!
**[21:35] Touka**
C'mon, stop recoiling in horror!
**[21:37] Anri**
Would you like to try my snot?
**[21:40] Touka**
Why the hell would I?!
**[21:41] Touka**
Damn it. Urine, then?
**[21:43] Marguerite**
Absolutely not!
**[21:45] Yuna**
You megaperv!
**[21:46] Touka**
I don't wanna do it either!
**[21:47] Touka**
But if it's the only way,
what choice do we have?!
**[21:49] Isaac**
In terms of volume,
it does seem the best way.
**[21:52] Marguerite**
Not you too, Isaac!
**[21:55] Marguerite**
Very well.
**[21:56] Marguerite**
Touka, please lie down and close your eyes.
**[21:59] Touka**
I'm kind of a skeleton,
so closing eyes is no-go—
**[22:03] Yuna**
A-Are you really gonna do it?
**[22:06] Marguerite**
For the peace of my kingdom.
**[22:10] sign**
Next Time
**[22:11] sign**
The Legendary Hero Is Revived