E4 - The Legendary Hero and Bride

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[00:01] (Flashback) Minister
    We need the legendary hero's blood
    to ensure the future of the royal line.
[00:05] (Flashback) Aide
    But we've already promised the first
    and second princesses to nearby kingdoms.
[00:11] (Flashback) Larcvalt
    What about Marguerite, then?
[00:15] (Flashback) Isaac
    It's just a scratch.
[00:17] (Flashback) Isaac
    Really, Your Highness...
[00:19] (Flashback) Isaac
    You're such a crybaby.
[00:23] (Flashback) Isaac
    Have you lost your mind, sire?!
[00:25] (Flashback) Isaac
    Have you forgotten
    the late queen's dying words?
[00:27] (Flashback) Isaac
    Princess Marguerite mustn't—
[00:28] (Flashback) Larcvalt
    Raise her to be a strong girl.
[00:30] (Flashback) Larcvalt
    A strong mother worthy of raising
    the legendary hero's children.
[00:37] sign
    HE'S DEAD
[00:49] sign
    THE
[00:50] sign
    LEGEN
[00:50] sign
    DARY
[00:51] sign
    HERO
[00:51] sign
    IS
[00:52] sign
    DEAD
[02:06] sign
    Episode 4
[02:06] sign
    The Legendary Hero and Bride
[02:07] MC
    Let's see!
[02:08] MC
    Will she pierce the apple,
[02:10] MC
    earning them a year's supply of apples?!
[02:13] MC
    Or will she kill him?!
[02:16] Touka
    Hey, it's cool. I'm already a zombie.
[02:18] Touka
    As long as it's not
    a mana-infused attack, I'll survive.
[02:21] MC
    As a reminder, there's a defensive
    spell cast on that apple!
[02:24] MC
    She's gotta infuse her shot with mana!
[02:26] Touka
    Oh, I'm dead.
[02:29] MC
    Magnificent!
[02:30] MC
    Our challengers win a year's worth of apples!
[02:34] Marguerite
    I'm sorry. I just got so hungry...
[02:37] Touka
    H-Hey, better this than having you pass out.
[02:41] Touka
    But couldn't we have tried
    an eating contest instead?
[02:44] Marguerite
    I-I'm sorry...
[02:45] Touka
    No, I'm impressed.
[02:46] Touka
    You don't just do art,
    you also know archery.
[02:49] Marguerite
    Those are part of a princess's education.
[02:51] Marguerite
    Ever since my youth,
    I've received daily lessons
[02:54] Marguerite
    in etiquette, academics,
    martial arts, and the fine arts.
[02:58] Touka
    For real? Being a royal sounds rough.
[03:01] Marguerite
    I did it all so that we could be together...
[03:04] Touka
    What was that?
[03:05] Marguerite
    N-Nothing! Let's enjoy the day!
[03:08] Man
    Is that an earthquake?
[03:09] Siruela
    That damnable Isaac,
    appointing me to observe their date...
[03:13] Siruela
    Still...
[03:15] Siruela
    Sion looks frighteningly
    like a talking skeleton to me.
[03:20] Marguerite
    If we could not ever be together,
[03:23] Marguerite
    we should meet nevermore.
[03:27] Marguerite
    You respected my wishes and took your leave.
[03:31] Marguerite
    But I continued my intense
    training to be worthy of you.
[03:36] Marguerite
    Not a day went by that I didn't think of you.
[03:40] Marguerite
    So when you returned to me
    and agreed to marry me,
[03:44] Marguerite
    I felt truly happy.
[03:46] Marguerite
    I could finally fulfill my
    duty as a princess.
[03:50] Marguerite
    But now I'm even happier.
[03:53] Marguerite
    For now I feel for you...
    not just as a princess, but as a woman.
[03:59] Touka
    Wow, pulling me away from prying eyes...
[04:01] Touka
    You're bold, aren't you?
[04:03] Marguerite
    Th-That wasn't my intent.
[04:05] Marguerite
    I want to watch the fireworks with you here!
[04:07] Marguerite
    Although, if you wished it... I would...
[04:14] Touka
    That expression!
[04:16] Touka
    She'd let me do it!
[04:17] Touka
    She'd let me put stockings on those thighs!
[04:21] Touka
    Whoa, that scared me!
[04:23] Marguerite
    It's the finale of the celebration.
[04:25] Marguerite
    Beneath the beautiful fireworks,
    people search out their soulmate,
[04:28] Marguerite
    with whom they share a true connection,
     unswayed by appearances.
[04:33] Touka
    Unswayed by appearances?
[04:36] Touka
    How's that work if no one's
    hiding their legs?
[04:38] Marguerite
    Y-You're the only person who'd care about that!
[04:42] Touka
    Still, it sure is pretty.
[04:45] Touka
    I've never seen fireworks before, man!
[04:47] Marguerite
    N-Never?
[04:49] Marguerite
    But we watched them
    together three years ago.
[04:52] Touka
    Y-Yeah, I forgot about that!
[04:55] Touka
    It was just the two of us here then, too...
[04:57] Marguerite
    Three years ago, we watched them
    from the castle balcony.
[05:00] Marguerite
    With Isaac and the others.
[05:03] Marguerite
    I knew that something was amiss.
[05:05] Marguerite
    Your speech and mannerisms are
    quite unlike three years ago.
[05:07] Marguerite
    I convinced myself it was because you
    were trying to grow closer to me.
[05:12] Marguerite
    But you also seem to have
    forgotten our time together
[05:15] Marguerite
    and the promise we made...
[05:17] Marguerite
    Mr. Hero.
[05:18] Marguerite
    Who are you really?
[05:24] Isaac
    You've been unmasked.
[05:26] Touka
    It's the jerk with the eyepatch...
    Oh, and the babe with luscious thighs!
[05:30] Touka
    Um, I love an assertive woman and all, but...
[05:33] Siruela
    Quiet, scum.
[05:34] Siruela
    You really are a skeleton, aren't you?
[05:36] Siruela
    I see. There's necromancy at work here.
[05:39] Siruela
    He's an imposter.
[05:41] Siruela
    The legendary hero is dead.
[05:43] Marguerite
    I-It can't be...
[05:55] Isaac
    The hero fell in a hole and died?
[05:57] Isaac
    You expect us to believe that?!
[05:59] Siruela
    No, I can see it.
[06:01] Siruela
    He loved meat.
    Always let his guard down over it.
[06:04] Touka
    Right?!
[06:05] Touka
    And now I'm cleaning up
    the clumsy hero's mess!
[06:07] Touka
    If anything, you guys owe me!
[06:09] Isaac
    Shut your mouth!
[06:10] Isaac
    You employed necromancy to
    impersonate the legendary hero!
[06:13] Isaac
    That alone deserves a death sentence!
[06:15] Touka
    A death sentence?!
[06:16] Touka
    You need me to seal the Gates of Hell!
[06:19] Touka
    Hey! C'mon, lady! Help me out here!
[06:21] Siruela
    Kill him.
[06:22] Touka
    Et tu?!
[06:23] Touka
    What about the seal, then?
[06:25] Siruela
    Easily resolved if I slay all the devils.
[06:28] Siruela
    You can rest in peace.
[06:30] Touka
    H-Hang on!
[06:31] Touka
    I'm really sorry about hurting the princess.
[06:34] Touka
    Give me a chance to apologize to her!
[06:36] Isaac
    I see.
[06:37] Isaac
    As she was your greatest victim,
    you wish for her to deliver your death sentence.
[06:41] Touka
    All roads lead to a death sentence, huh?
[06:45] Isaac
    Your Highness?
[06:48] Marguerite
    It can't be! It just can't be!
[06:50] Marguerite
    The hero is dead?
[06:51] Marguerite
    The hero is dead?!
[06:53] Marguerite
    So if I was raised to marry him,
[06:55] Marguerite
    what's my purpose in life now?!
[06:58] Leland
    Your Highness?
[07:02] Leland
    What's the matter, dear?
[07:04] Leland
    You look so terribly distraught.
[07:06] Marguerite
    Doctor...
[07:07] Leland
    Don't you worry.
[07:09] Leland
    There's no more need for sadness.
    I'll save you.
[07:13] Marguerite
    That's right.
[07:14] Marguerite
    The doctor was always kind
    to me when things were hard.
[07:18] Marguerite
    Dr. Leland can...
[07:20] Isaac
    Your Highness!
[07:21] Siruela
    Calm down.
[07:22] Siruela
    The Knights are in charge of city security.
[07:25] Knight
    Dame Siruela!
[07:26] Knight
    Devils have appeared in the city!
[07:28] Siruela
    What?!
[07:29] Siruela
    Why did you let them in?
[07:31] Knight
    They just appeared in the middle of town!
[07:33] Isaac
    Hey! You!
[07:34] Isaac
    Are you running away?
[07:35] Touka
    What? Hell no!
[07:37] Touka
    I'm gonna get the princess back!
[07:40] Marguerite
    What is this place?
[07:41] Leland
    A slum.
[07:43] Leland
    You want to save those struggling
    with poverty, don't you?
[07:46] Marguerite
    Why, of course I do.
[07:48] Marguerite
    But I don't know how I...
[07:51] Leland
    No need to worry.
[07:53] Leland
    I'll save you. I'll save all of you.
[07:57] Leland
    And I'll liberate you from
    the pressures of your royal title.
[08:02] Marguerite
    Who are they?
[08:03] Leland
    Former patients of mine.
[08:07] Marguerite
    Doctor?!
[08:08] Leland
    For ages, I've wanted to strip you of your blood,
    your flesh, your skin,
[08:13] Leland
    and free you from all that binds you!
[08:16] Marguerite
    No! Let me go!
[08:17] Touka
    Marguerite!
[08:19] Marguerite
    What are you doing here?
[08:21] Touka
    You're that orphanage director.
[08:23] Leland
    What's the hero doing here?
[08:25] Leland
    No matter. I won't let you interfere.
[08:27] Touka
    Two on one?! No fair!
[08:32] Touka
    Skeletons?
[08:33] Touka
    Someone used necromancy to—
[08:36] Leland
    Eh? You're awfully weak.
[08:38] Leland
    I see. An impostor playing the hero, are we?
[08:42] Touka
    Get your damn hands off Marguerite!
[08:44] Marguerite
    Why are you trying to save me?
[08:47] Marguerite
    You were trying to deceive me...
[08:49] Touka
    I'm always getting carried away
    and doing stupid stuff.
[08:53] Touka
    I hurt you real bad as a result.
[08:56] Touka
    I know I'm the worst
    piece of trash in the land.
[08:59] Touka
    But...
[09:00] Touka
    Only someone really rotten would
    abandon a good person like you,
[09:03] Touka
    and I'm not quite that far gone.
[09:09] Marguerite
    Mr. Hero!
[09:18] Siruela
    They're models from the museum.
[09:20] Siruela
    Necromancy, huh?
[09:22] Siruela
    Is it the work of one of the
    false hero's companions?
[09:24] Siruela
    I'm going to find the princess!
[09:26] Siruela
    Return to your posts and stay vigilant!
[09:30] Devil
    I can't wait any longer.
[09:32] Devil
    I'm gonna eat one of them.
[09:35] Yuna
    This is my chance!
[09:36] Colin
    Okay.
[09:37] Colin
    I guess we'd better get going, too.
[09:43] Colin
    He'll strip you down to bones?
[09:45] Colin
    Too bad. I kinda like how you look.
[09:50] Yuna
    If you don't like skeletons,
    why work with Leland?
[09:54] Colin
    Money, I guess.
[09:56] Colin
    And I love seeing
     the despair on people's faces
[09:59] Colin
    when they learn the truth.
[10:02] Yuna
    Glad to hear you're such garbage.
[10:04] Yuna
    It'll be my pleasure to pulverize you.
[10:06] Colin
    What?
[10:07] Yuna
    Ein Grendel!
[10:11] Touka
    Ow!
[10:13] Touka
    But I'm still alive!
[10:14] Touka
    Zombiehood rocks!
[10:16] Touka
    Hey, cut it out!
[10:18] Isaac
    Where is that impostor hero?!
[10:23] Touka
    H-Hey there.
[10:27] Touka
    Dr. Leland took the princess?!
[10:29] Touka
    Good, it reattached!
[10:31] Touka
    He dragged her off that way—
[10:33] Isaac
    Don't you lie to me!
[10:34] Isaac
    One of your companions did this!
[10:36] Isaac
    Are you trying to fool us?!
[10:38] Touka
    You think I tore off my head as a trick?!
[10:40] Touka
    That hurt like hell, dude!
[10:42] Touka
    Listen.
[10:43] Touka
    If it turns out I'm the real hero,
    can I avoid the death penalty?
[10:47] Siruela
    But you're not. You're an impostor.
[10:49] Touka
    Saving a princess is a legendary hero job.
[10:53] Touka
    I'm gonna become a real hero!
[10:56] Touka
    I'm gonna save the princess!
[11:01] Siruela
    Oh nooo. Save me.
[11:04] Isaac
    I d-don't wanna die...
[11:06] Neigan
    Siruela of the Thunder Sword?!
[11:08] Neigan
    Just what I'd expect from Leland.
    That's an impressive catch.
[11:11] Touka
    Infiltration complete.
[11:13] Siruela
    You talked a good game, but there was
    nothing heroic about that plan.
[11:18] Touka
    What's it matter? We got in safe and sound!
[11:20] Touka
    By the way, you two are lousy actors!
[11:22] Siruela
    Anyway, given what the guardsman said,
[11:25] Siruela
    I suppose Leland really is behind this.
[11:27] Isaac
    It's all my fault.
[11:29] Isaac
    I'm the reason Her Highness
    developed MES and turned to Leland.
[11:35] Touka
    Whazzat mean?
[11:36] Isaac
    I put her through intense training to become
    a bride worthy of the legendary hero.
[11:42] Isaac
    The former crybaby princess
[11:44] Isaac
    grew into a strong woman
    who never shed a tear.
[11:47] Isaac
    But the stress of that training...
[11:50] Isaac
    led her to develop MES.
[11:52] Isaac
    Because I was so hard on her,
    she wouldn't ask for my help.
[11:55] Isaac
    Instead, she became dependent on Leland.
[11:57] Isaac
    I never even investigated his character.
[12:01] Isaac
    I just looked the other way,
    ashamed of losing her trust.
[12:05] Isaac
    I'm a failure as a tutor.
[12:07] Touka
    In other words, this whole damn thing
    is 100 percent your fault!
[12:10] Isaac
    One hundred percent?!
[12:13] Touka
    And the reason you were
    on my case from the start
[12:16] Touka
    is because you wanted to blame the hero
[12:19] Touka
    for Marguerite's illness and her hating you!
[12:21] Isaac
    I mean, I do accept some fault...
    but 100 percent?
[12:24] Touka
    Boy, look at this irresponsible bozo.
[12:27] Touka
    Feel bad, you blame-shifting jerkwad.
[12:29] Siruela
    You've been shifting blame, too!
[12:30] Touka
    Nuh-uh!
[12:31] Touka
    This guy's the king of blame-shifting.
[12:34] Touka
    If I don't get an apology soon, I'll—
[12:40] Touka
    Wh-What the... Yuna?
[12:42] Yuna
    Touka?
[12:45] Yuna
    I thought you'd come save me,
[12:47] Yuna
    and here you got the princess in trouble?
[12:50] Yuna
    You really are the worst.
[12:51] Isaac
    I'm the one who deserves your scorn!
[12:52] Isaac
    I'm the source of all this trouble!
[12:55] Isaac
    I admit it! It was all me!
[12:57] Yuna
    This guy's creeping me out.
[13:00] Siruela
    Tell us where the princess is,
    and we'll spare your life.
[13:04] Siruela
    Well?
[13:06] Colin
    I guess money won't help me if I'm dead, will it?
[13:09] Yuna/Touka
    Anri!
[13:11] Anri
    Sir Touka! Dame Yuna!
[13:13] Anri
    I knew you'd come to save me!
[13:16] Touka/Yuna
    Gross.
[13:18] Touka/Yuna
    Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
    Rock, paper, scissors...
[13:19] Anri
    Why are you playing rock-paper-scissors?!
[13:24] Leland
    Now, let us begin the ritual of salvation.
[13:28] Leland
    Tonight, all those assembled here
    will be stripped down to their bones.
[13:33] Marguerite
    Their bones?
[13:34] Leland
    Yes! That will be your salvation.
[13:38] Leland
    Behold the X-ray magic crystal
    handed down through my family.
[13:42] Leland
    Its power has given us
    standing and prestige as doctors.
[13:47] Leland
    But it's done more than just that.
[13:50] Leland
    This magic crystal has shown me
    the truth of things.
[13:55] Leland
    Beneath the skin, we're all the same,
[13:58] Leland
    so why is the world full of such tragedy?
[14:01] Leland
    I struggled with that question...
[14:03] Leland
    Until Sion the legendary hero appeared.
[14:07] Leland
    Watching him offer salvation to one and all
     left a deep impression on me.
[14:12] Leland
    To create a conflict-free world
    where we are all truly equal,
[14:18] Leland
    we must pare down everything extraneous.
[14:22] Marguerite
    That's why you're doing this?!
[14:23] Marguerite
    But the love you felt for the
    orphans seemed so genuine!
[14:28] Leland
    Yes. I mean to save those
    children as well someday.
[14:32] Leland
    Once they've matured into
    their most beautiful forms.
[14:35] Leland
    You're special, though.
[14:37] Leland
    I never thought you'd grow
    into such an appealing form yourself.
[14:43] Leland
    I've fallen in love with you, you see.
[14:47] Leland
    Tonight's ritual will double
    as our marriage ceremony.
[14:50] Marguerite
    Marriage?!
[14:52] Siruela
    There's a lot of them.
[14:53] Siruela
    Devils, too.
[14:55] Isaac
    The princess comes first.
    Sacrifices are acceptable.
[14:59] Siruela
    Not so fast.
[15:00] Siruela
    I guess we'll have to see...
[15:01] Siruela
    Whether he's an impostor
    or the real deal.
[15:04] Anri
    If you can break the caster's
    concentration for just a second,
[15:08] Anri
    I can steal control of the skeletons.
[15:10] Touka
    Great! Hang on tight, then!
[15:13] Marguerite
    I refuse!
[15:14] Marguerite
    It's true that I trusted you
    and respected you,
[15:17] Marguerite
    but I simply don't feel that way about you!
[15:19] Leland
    You do not love me?
[15:22] Leland
    You're mistaken.
[15:24] Leland
    I'll liberate you and make you
    realize your true feelings.
[15:33] Marguerite
    Why am I thinking about that awful man?!
[15:36] Touka
    Hold it!
[15:37] Touka
    I'll be taking her back now!
[15:39] Touka
    She's my bride, you see!
[15:44] Touka
    Wha?
[15:47] Yuna
    Now that felt good.
[15:49] Marguerite
    Mr. Hero?
[15:51] Touka
    I said I wouldn't abandon you.
[15:53] Touka
    Also, my name's Touka.
[15:55] Touka
    Touka Scott.
[15:59] Marguerite
    Thank you so much, Touka!
[16:03] Leland
    I was certain I'd taken his head...
[16:06] Leland
    Detain them, my skeletons!
[16:10] Anri
    They belong to me now.
[16:13] Leland
    A necromancer?!
[16:15] Touka
    Welp, looks like your evil deeds are done.
[16:18] Touka
    Ready to pay the piper?
[16:20] Leland
    Don't touch that mask!
[16:22] Leland
    The X-ray magic crystal
    is our family heirloom!
[16:24] Touka
    Did you say X-ray?
[16:26] Touka
    So peeking at bones gave you a fetish
    that you turned criminal for, huh?
[16:31] Touka
    You bottom-feeding perv!
[16:33] Anri
    That one's Togras.
[16:36] Touka
    Ein Togras!
[16:39] Touka
    Hey! Even with my crappy mana—
[16:41] Yuna
    I knew you'd try that,
    you bottom-feeding perv!
[16:45] Isaac
    There are more than I expected.
[16:50] Yuna
    Leland's running!
[16:51] Siruela
    Leave these guys to us.
[16:52] Siruela
    You pursue Leland!
[16:55] Leland
    I can't fail here.
[16:56] Leland
    I need to save more people!
[17:00] Yuna
    You're not getting away now.
[17:02] Leland
    Oh, but I am.
[17:06] Yuna
    No!
[17:07] Touka
    Yuna!
[17:09] Touka
    A miracle!
[17:09] Yuna
    Help me, damn it!
[17:13] Leland
    This is an underground graveyard
    for those who died three years ago.
[17:17] Leland
    It looks like the tables have turned, hmm?
[17:19] Touka
    Is that what you think?
[17:21] Touka
    You think you can beat our Anri?
[17:23] Leland
    That's why I'm using these.
[17:26] Marguerite
    No!
[17:27] Marguerite
    If you take that many soma drops at once...
[17:30] Leland
    Indeed.
[17:31] Leland
    Neither my mind nor body will be able
     to withstand the surge of mana.
[17:34] Leland
    But this is my eleventh hour.
[17:37] Leland
    I will ride this out and achieve my dream.
[17:41] Leland
    Ein Sayil!
[17:43] Leland
    Ein Rosabis!
[17:44] Anri
    Spells for creating weapons
    and enhancing toughness!
[17:49] Touka
    Anri!
[17:50] Leland
    I'll be taking her back now.
[17:52] Leland
    I can no longer return to the capital.
[17:54] Leland
    But at the very least, I'll have her!
[18:01] Marguerite
    Isaac!
[18:03] Isaac
    This was my choice...
[18:05] Isaac
    I've stifled you for so long
    and made you suffer.
[18:10] Isaac
    But now you'll be free.
[18:13] Isaac
    Your Highness, you must live
    for yourself from now on!
[18:17] Touka
    Sorry it's your big scene and all,
[18:19] Touka
    but I gotta interrupt!
[18:20] sign
    Form Change: Wall
[18:23] Touka
    Escape accomplished!
[18:25] Touka
    Let's get back to the babe
    with luscious thighs!
[18:32] Leland
    A spell to create a wall?
[18:35] Leland
    But you didn't cover your tracks...
[18:38] Marguerite
    We're not far from the capital.
[18:40] Yuna
    This is where we camped out.
[18:43] Yuna
    Let's make a break for the city.
[18:44] Marguerite
    Wait a moment!
[18:46] Marguerite
    We would be dragging
    the citizens into our fight.
[18:49] Touka
    Yeah, okay. Guess we gotta settle things here.
[18:55] Leland
    You can't escape me, you know.
[18:58] Yuna
    It's working like a charm.
[19:00] Touka
    These rainbow grapes really came in handy.
[19:03] Touka
    It only figures he'd try to track us.
[19:07] Touka
    So if he follows the trail of grape juice
    that you and I left, thinking it's a bloodstain...
[19:07] sign
    Touka
[19:07] sign
    Yuna
[19:10] sign
    Leland
[19:10] Touka
    he'll just keep going in circles.
[19:14] Marguerite
    To buy us to safety in such a manner...
[19:17] Marguerite
    Touka, who are you truly?
[19:21] Anri
    I've been wondering that myself.
[19:23] Anri
    You were like this against Sir Kyle as well.
[19:25] Anri
    Your strategic mind surpasses even the hero's.
[19:27] Anri
    Is there some secret behind it?
[19:31] Touka
    I'm actually—
[19:32] Yuna
    A degenerate farmer.
[19:34] Touka
    Yuna!
[19:34] Touka
    That was my big chance to earn their respect!
[19:37] Yuna
    I've known him for ages.
    He's just a crafty little sneak.
[19:40] Touka
    There's more you don't know about me, though!
[19:43] Anri
    Oh? Like what?
[19:45] Touka
    Before the Gates of Hell opened,
[19:49] Touka
    the kingdoms of Farom and Arat
    to the north were at war.
[19:53] Touka
    My asshole dad wanted
    to loot a burned-out city,
[19:55] Touka
    so he dragged me and my mom along.
[19:58] Touka
    The fighting was way worse than he thought.
[20:00] Touka
    My mom was killed. My dad went missing.
[20:03] Touka
    I got left on my own, and I spent
    over a year running and hiding
[20:07] Touka
    before I finally made it home.
[20:09] Touka
    I think that experience is paying off now.
[20:13] Marguerite
    What a tragic past!
[20:15] Anri
    Sir Touka! You're no longer alone!
[20:17] Anri
    I'll remain by your side forever!
[20:20] Yuna
    Can we get back to the topic at hand?
[20:22] Touka
    So, what now?
[20:23] Touka
    Can we just hide until he runs out of mana?
[20:26] Yuna
    He boosted it with soma drops.
[20:28] Yuna
    He'll definitely find us before it runs out.
[20:31] Anri
    What if we were to steal
    the soma drops from him?
[20:34] Anri
    We could increase Sir Touka's
    mana as well that way.
[20:37] Marguerite
    We can't guarantee
    he hasn't used them all already.
[20:41] Anri
    True enough.
[20:43] Isaac
    There's another way to increase your mana.
[20:46] Isaac
    The princess's bodily fluids.
[20:48] Touka/Yuna/Anri
    Bodily fluids...?
[20:50] Isaac
    The brain of an MES patient sends false signals
    that cause the body to expel mana via fluids.
[20:57] Isaac
    Her Highness's bodily fluids
    contain concentrated mana,
[21:02] Isaac
    though not as potent as soma drops.
[21:05] Touka
    Y-You wanna be more specific here?
[21:08] Isaac
    Sweat. Tears. Snot.
[21:11] Isaac
    And urine!
[21:13] Touka
    Tears seem like the least offensive option.
[21:15] Touka
    C'mon, Marguerite.
[21:16] Touka
    Cry! Wail! And let me drink your tears!
[21:18] Marguerite
    Impossible! I have not shed
    a single tear for ten years!
[21:21] Isaac
    The result of the training
    I put her through...
[21:24] Marguerite
    It isn't your fault, Isaac!
[21:25] Isaac
    No, I am responsible.
[21:27] Touka
    I guess that's it.
[21:28] Touka
    I'll have to make do with sweat.
[21:30] Marguerite
    Stay away from me! What are you doing?!
[21:33] Touka
    My precious sweat!
[21:35] Touka
    C'mon, stop recoiling in horror!
[21:37] Anri
    Would you like to try my snot?
[21:40] Touka
    Why the hell would I?!
[21:41] Touka
    Damn it. Urine, then?
[21:43] Marguerite
    Absolutely not!
[21:45] Yuna
    You megaperv!
[21:46] Touka
    I don't wanna do it either!
[21:47] Touka
    But if it's the only way,
    what choice do we have?!
[21:49] Isaac
    In terms of volume,
    it does seem the best way.
[21:52] Marguerite
    Not you too, Isaac!
[21:55] Marguerite
    Very well.
[21:56] Marguerite
    Touka, please lie down and close your eyes.
[21:59] Touka
    I'm kind of a skeleton,
    so closing eyes is no-go—
[22:03] Yuna
    A-Are you really gonna do it?
[22:06] Marguerite
    For the peace of my kingdom.
[22:10] sign
    Next Time
[22:11] sign
    The Legendary Hero Is Revived


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Created 2024-05-23 21:56:11 UTC by whimsee
Updated 2024-05-23 21:56:11 UTC by whimsee